>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Narita Brian (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race8/28 - 9/10: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)Next Rate Up: K.S. Miracle (Alt 3*), Hishi Miracle (Alt 3*), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift>Free 10 rolls for 10 days>Limited missions & shop items>Trainer's Note release9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapogPrevious: >>537162438
>>537180032seventeen kids
>>537180028not him but Seiun Sky needs parents that aren't shit and have groundwork, she's the end part of the package, you want her as a direct parent forever, grandparent Seiun Sky doesn't cut it.
THE GOAT
>>537180306I'm glad cygames could show me a preview of heaven before I leave this world.
Takuto!
>>537180368Excuse me, she's a horse
How can you be a kiketuber and not release your Taurus results video yet? Where the fuck is the cow? Where the fuck is 90% winrate?
>>>537180103Oh. It's not that I'm too late to start grinding, it was simply over before it even began. There's no fucking way I'm gonna be able to compete with Whales in a Long, there is materially no chance whatsoever of me making an Uma that can compete with the triple SS shit I've seen.
>>537180032Damn brat, need correction!
>it's episode 4853 of "agemasen card speedruns all 3 events before I could ever have 400+ stat"
>>537180908Not to dissapoint you or anything but this is how the average CM room looks like around these parts. Get to farming.
>>537181207>not a whale guys I just got lucky with my MLB kita and SC
>>537181207>How?Umamusume is highroll game
it's funny cause air groove already looks like a experienced married housewife uma
>>537181321It's sad whales are ashamed of themselves and have to lie
>>537181454pls understand if wife find out reason why no meat on rice this month is horse game there will big trouble
How to build Haru Urara for sparks and decks ?
>guy borrows Kita and uses MLB SC>WHALE>guy uses Kita and probably borrows MLB SC>honest player
>>537181420>Exec hotshot wife that always wears pantsuits finally gets married
can one of you kittens host a Gemini lobby, I wanna spectate
>>537181207reminder that /uma/ rooms were pretty representative of finals rooms for Taurus, and if you can't beat these guys, just give up on gemini.
>>537181207The first goldship and the last rudolf are the only ones on that list that are actually threatening.Everyone else dies to anyone with 900 power
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LOSE HOPEFUL
I'll continue to pretend to be F2P while clearly having a paypig card set and 4* umas because it sets off anons here something fierce.
time for Long parent run number 33. So far? 0 Long parents.
>>537182042>177 wit
>>537182042THE BOX
Oh, JP has a sort of Boss Battle modeI cant see the higher levels but this is what the current ground floor looks like for the dirt one
>cooldown>BoFA>slipstream>playtime's overare these reliable enough for tail held high?no anchors aweigh
>>537182072samef2p by the way
>>537182191Yeah those will be fine for procing Tail.
>>537182025Bwo how the fuck does one pull a 1200/1200/900/350/350 honse?
>>537180432A great anniversary gift.
Umas with this feel?
>>537181420at the end of her career she and the trainer act like a 10 years old married couple, understanding each other through glances, gestures, and small details, also I like her hairstyle
>>537182025bottom left Goldship has an effective 910 power with turf S. It's also the only one with spurt which means it automatically wins against any other uma on the list unless it fails the 77% or so chance
>>537182042If an ugly Uma like ryan was running behind me I'd get the motivation and strength to run way faster than my normal limit. That's probably what happened in your race
>>537182042umamusume is a wit game
>>537182334wtf was she giving him a blowjob?
>>537182304MONEY
>>537182334
>>537182042Looks like your Ryan was too... far Down the Line
>>537182181I really like Master challenge it gives players who dont really care about PvP a reason to minmax their favorite to win rvery big boss battle
>>537182334game?
>>537182304you know how
>>537182752why is she presenting her belly button?
>>537180368
>>537182304By abandoning the insane idea of capping out stamina and settling for 850-900 stamina and 3 golds.You have 2 weeks to bullshit your way into 1200/850/1000-1100 with 3speed/3power.180+ power difference beats straightaway spurt. 360+ beats encroaching shadow.
99369326Gemini lobby
>>537182334Maruzensky
>>537182024I will simply just register 3 sprinters round 1 to ensure I can sandbag in B league
DAAAABYYYY
>>537182024
GIVE ME GOURMAND YOU SHIT
>>537182752sexy tummy
>>537183085A_______
>>537182024Already did I'm gonna enjoy my consolation prize and focus on the mile one instead
>streamer client isn't rea-
>>537183085nah
>>537182852How are you gonna get 3 gold stamina skills with 3 Speed/3 Power you fucking mongrel
>>537183209what the FUCK
>>537183060>getting inside my room and posing like that on my bedthis brat deserves correction
WHAT THE FUUUCK
I have literally gotten 5 1* wits in a row on my 600/600/600 Silence Suzuka runsWhich god have I angered to deserve this
>right is faster on average because of the extra staminaam i getting gaslighted or is this umamusume is stam game moment
>>537182752squishy
>>537183356Shiraoki.
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1961481094894604480
>>5371828656/9 need 1 more guy
>>537183209is that really his best deck after all that paypigging?
>>537183263>built in gold>gourmand/cooldown>maestroit's actually incredibly easy
>>537183309>that titlekek
>>537183209>>537183309is he going to play with the big fish this time or drop to the (B)oylovers league again?
So right now your uma is in a terrible mood. What will you do to cheer her up? Answers that involve having passionate sex with tazuna will not be accepted.
>>537183578passionate sex with aoi
>>537183578Break Teio's legs.
>>537183309>No URA Finale
>>537183263
>>537183578But Smart Falcon would love that...
really stupid question but does taking less skills increase the rate of the skills you do have becoming white sparks
>>537183656he won the entire thing in awful mood because he got slacker with like 10 turns left and couldnt get rid of it
>>537183457I don't watch him but I've heard that he is f2p because his wife is a whale?
>>537183578Recreation at the local festival, stopping by all the food stalls.
>>537183309How did he do in CM? I don’t see a video about that
>>537183578Food.
>>537183368Right is faster because of firm conditions slightly boosting acceleration. You should also remove Tail held high from the left because you literally can't trigger it (but the sim acts as if all added skills always trigger)
>>537183835let's be real, he probably has the cash to be a good piggy for the both of them but chooses a (pseudo?)f2p to be more entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/naMGt1fIOts
>>537183896ummm... both of them have firm...
Bwos this is kind of a stupid question, but do Front Runners actually want a Front debuff against other Fronts so they can secure the lead position?
>>537182042You didn't have enough HOPE
>>537182042Looks like your trainee could use more guts
>>537184076it is very unlikely you'll meet good fronts this CM
>>537183209Is Tazuna good for runs you're trying to make a Ace? Or is she more for just smoothing runs out and ensuring you get several 600+ stats?
I need 80k SP and some monies
>>537183997You can't post that yet!
>>537183997>cow>cow>flower>boy
Figured out the secret for training Golshi for Gemini Cup4 Stamina/2 Speed (ideally King Halo and Kitasan MLBs for the Power bonus) and as many Speed sparks as you can stackJust did a testbed run with suboptimal parents and even with bad inspirations and mixed training luck I hit 850 Speed and 1100 Stamina while also meeting all the other stat checksOnce my daily borrows refresh I bet I can hit 1000/1200 semi-consistently
i want to have some uma musume shit on in the background where i can actually learn shit but all the videos are retarded people talking
Can a JPChad enlighten me? How does the Tachyon event work for raising sparks?
>>537184258I will correct my mistake and post it on the right day
>>537183886He got 1st in group B, which means he got a title while his wife (who ran 2x Debuffer 1x Goldship and blocked herself) got no title in Group A finals.>>537183457NL is 100% F2P, He's just a luckchad and also MLB SRs aren't hard to get unless you're horrifically unlucky.He's said the moment he can only have fun by going "omg the new card I really need this so I can win!!!!" is when he'll uninstall the game. He's just treating it like a roguelike.
>>537184413Naisu
>>537183578>Guess you'd better get well soon!
>>537183263>bofa (if you dont have vodka luckshit the director event)>maestro>cooldownit's doable...
where are the clubs
>>537184239I think she's mostly for smoothing out rough runs to make them really consistent, but (I could be making this the fuck up) in theory she also increases the cap of your mega highroll runs more than any other card can (but only like top 3% of your runs)
>only have 1* stamina SRsYikes
>>537184380>run races>get points>select something on an uma of your choice to increase star level by 1>get 3 chances
>>537183578a good massage while waiting the food you order is the only thing I can figure
>>537184476>omg the new card I really this so I can win!!!!so he's uninstalling at aoharu
>>537184550just blue or red?
>>537184476Is his wife Kaela?
>>537184217I just mean in general for other CMs or like for TT
>>537183578Rub her belly and call her a good girl
>>537184476so he uninstalled a month ago
>>537183209This baldy is still playing? Did he win Taurus?
My ex girlfriend might be filing a restraining order against me I'm panicking bros Uma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>537184736she wanted this btw
>>537182904She would've puked by now since she wasnt in the driver's seat
>>537184619someone will just tell him he can borrow Riko and then he'll cope.
>>537182865Results Haru and Groove debuffers
Would have been decent for Cancer Cup Champion's meeting, but no S mile.
>>537184484Nature desu
>>537184812>940 stam Opera wonseeing the lie crumble in real time
>>537184769What did you do, be honest
>>537184812erm stamina grifter bros???? what is this!!!
>>537184769did u hit her?
>>537184718He's borrowing it anon Yes there'll probably be a bit of a crisis in the new scenario though unless he resorts to just using the MLB speed SRs he has
>>537184769What did you do
>>537184812>940 stamina and 1 gold recover uma won the room
Bwos my friends saw wedding mayano and are making fun of me for playing this game now
>>537184769Can you not post Nice Nature while making such a post, you'll give us a bad name.
hate let me tell you how much I've come to
>>537184812DELETE THIS!!! MY GASLIGHT DANCING OPERATION IS IN SHAMBLES NOW
>>537185039tell your friends you think they're gay
>>537184812How am I supposed to take this seriously when neither Golshi on the podium had Straightaway Spurt
>>537184908>>537184937Haru slows the pace of the race but yeah 1200 Stamina+3 Gold is a meme
>>537180032Umamusume is a luckchad game>Haven't had carats since CM when I spent them all to celebrate 3rd place>Get 1500 and immediately pull>Please don't be trash>3 golds and 1 of them upgrades to Bourbon>Also get super creek
>>537184812Endcloserkeks....
>>537185039did you show them the mayano artwork you've saved on /uma/ to get them off your back?
>>537184769Can you not post Nice Nature while making such a post, it's a little bit too accurate.
>>537184918>>537185013 I might have been calling & messaging her quite a bit from Tuesday to now >>537184953NoAnyway bros how are your Uma's for Gemini Cup looking?
>>537183368your uma decides how to hit her last spurt based on how much stamina she has left if I'm not mistaken, that means you didn't have enough stam for the speed you have and more stam makes her able to go faster
What skills do I want on Goldship?I can (pretty easily) get Spurt, Cooldown, Maestro, Curvature and Go Home Specialist. Do I take the flattie tsundere SR Speed Card and just go for stuff like End Closer Straightaways?So unsure as to who her second mother should be, no clue what good uniques to bring.
>the race starts like a cavalry charge in wedge formation>Maruzensky is at the headKino..hags lead the way
>>537183578I feel like you could cheer gold ship up by giving her new fidget toys
>>537185260>>537184769bwo at least have some dignity...
>>537185145thanks for convincing me to run a proper front to stop greedy haru users
>no spurt AGAINi'm losing my mind with this shit. i have hishi AND 8 star Spurt sparks. just GIVE ME THE FUCKING SPURT
>>537181207BOFA will trigger immediately and not recover any stamina and those horses will be cooked
Is Adrenaline Shot useable?Can't get Cooldown on McQueen
>>537185260Oh dear anon
>>537184812*rapes your misinfo*
>>537184812>never inherit anchors aweighYet more lies being debunked
>>537184787sloppiest vomit blowjobs are the best
>>537185085no... my wife...
>>537185039You deserve it>>537185260Did you not learn from the story of Denko
>>537184076pls help…
>>537185085air groove was called a gyaru irl btw
>>537185393Are you trying to get it as a spark at the end or a proc during inspiration?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling but
>>537184812>anchors aweigh inherit
>>537182042You got unlucky, try again with your second borrow. Go end or no balls
>>537185572>>537185635Finally, good posts
>>537185039show them the 4.5 anni song with the baddest uma in it, if they don't respect you after that then they simply aren't friends.
>>537185631Both. It refuses to show up in the runs and therefore I can't get it in the sparks.
>>537183578Spoil and praise her, even though she'll try to turn the tables.
>>537185575if you have enough skillpoints and nothing more to spend yeah surebut I would prioritize other skills
creek...
*bricks you*
>>537184812UMAMUSUMEISAWITGAME
Let me see if I've got this rightEnd Closers are the strongestPace Chasers counter End Closers by running in frontHaru Urara counters Pace Chasers by preventing them from getting lucky frontAir Groove counters Haru Urara by running further in front and also has End Closer debuffsDoes it go any deeper than that?
>>537180032So the game already devolved into whales reading 50 guides and micromanaging all the fun out of it? The rest of the players can cope by doing the shitty grindy events until they get killed in another CM and realize they will never manage to get 1200/1200/1200/100/1200 monsters the whales have, I guess.
very happy honse
>>537184812what the fuck
imagine getting raped by this little shits, I get they are 10 times stronger than (you) but still your pride as an adult? destroyed
IS IT WORTH GETTING POTENTIAL 5 WITH MCQUEEN SOMEONE EARLIER SAID DECREASING FATIGUE EARLY-GAME IS BAD BUT I'M NOT SUREsorry for caps I'm broke on monies :c
>>537185864Urara also counters one of Taishin's heals because of a game mechanic.
>>537185864SenKAMI is the strongest once all the pace chaser stuff gets added in to make them OP
Did someone say ASS wonder?
>>537182091You should farm for spurt and other whites, the long will come but you have to level up in other ways while you wait>>537182304They don't have that statline
Am I going to need to inherit speed on mayano top Gun. I usually like inheriting stam but I’ve had dogshit luck running 4/2 or 3/2 speed/stamI’ve also had bad rng in general
>>537185713>inspiration procParent stars are worth 2x as grandparent stars so focus on that >spark at the endyou want as many parents/grandparents to have it as a spark. Number of stars on any one Uma doesn’t matter here. Odds go from 20% to 35% if all 6 have it
>SSSUPPAH KURIKKU!!!hehe I liek this game
>>537182345do you even know what spurt does
>>537185572I miss Belnoposter
>>537185960my TT team
I wanna be raped by Ope-kun but I'm a lucklet :'(
>>537180306These are all very old umas who should have left the academy by now.
>>537185864Yeah, Rudolf counters Air Groove by being a late surger and thus avoiding most of the targetted debuffs.
>>537179840I could lift her up with my face
>>537185963Decreasing fatigue at the start makes no sense because the horse hasnt built any fatigue yet so there's nothing to decrease. Use your brain
>kitasan black fucked a mare and got equinox>equinox fucked almond eye and got croix du nord>now, kitasan black fucked almond eye, Almond Eye is a w
>>537186003I'm trying to farm Long and Spurt and other whites all at once. I have terrible spark luck though.
>>537183209>No spurtGarbage try again and use a better deck
>>537186245>>537185993grASS is made for anal
Heyy guys I am a trainer and an uma who loves me very much is chasing me. I might be gay or something since I am running away and hiding from his Uma. I would like some ideas from my fellow trainers where you might think of hiding if you were chased by me. Thank you and I have attached a lust inducing image to to this post as per human posting traditions and habits
Do you guys think a Goldship / Air Groove / Naughty Neicha team would work? I can just ignore speed for Neicha and Groove, right?
almost usable
MARUZENSKYYYYYYYY
>>537186331>I am running awayyou can't outrun a uma
Can I make do with it for a gold recovery?
>>537183356>Try specifically hitting 1100/600/600 to increase my odds of a valuable blue spark>Still not got one but I have some spurts on my horses 6 from the guest as a grandparent and 4 from my own horses
>>537186201>Use your brainNo can doBut okay just making sure ty
This game is seriously making me hate every uma that I have to train.
this is from a lineage with 1* and 2* stamina, 1* guts twice, and 1* power twice
>>537186331>running awaySend this Trainer to the penis explosion chamber (uma pussy)
>>537185864Endclosers have the best stamina management and best final speed calculations. But they have to make their way up a huge amount of track to reach the front which can become an issue depending on how strong/numerous the other end/late/pace users are. Goldship specifically tackles this issue with Anchors Aweigh. Other endclosers are viable but she's the only one that solves what is otherwise a big issue. She can also take straightaway spurt, which puts her on par with Taishin in terms of acceleration while having none of the blocking issues.Pace Chasers have a good balance of top speed and positioning near the front, can become the pace setter if there is no real front runner with the trade off being the biggest stamina gobbler.Urara counters Sleeping Lion primarily, reduces stamina usage until the game replaces her as pace setter. She ultimately benefits end closers more but a pace chaser can/will still become a pace setter at some point.Air Groove doesn't counter anyone, she just debuffs which is strong on long
>>537185963it's pretty bad, recovery at the start is just wasting HP, you only have a 5 second buffer of it not activating, if pops right away its over, if its later into the early race then it can be okid say its not good but its also not dogshit if you don't have other options, you are praying that it procs on a good spot to get the most of it, but it is a reliable gold with no ass conditions like iron will for example
>>537182751Snowbreak. It's dogshit
The absolute size of this lad
If your uma has 20% speed growth, do you still do 4/2 or 2/4?
>>537186727it's how i feel about brown dust 2, both dogshit ass games covering it up with massive fanservice
>>537186734She's like 5'6
Please pay your respects to horse Nagato Yuki
>>537186450You should still run atleast 2 aces, even if you plan to carry speed debuffs on one of them.Inherent part of gemini is that iyou have about 40% chance that one of your gold recoveries will not fire and you'll die instantly. You want a backup ace to still be in the race when that happens.
Ah... my guiding moonlight... My Empress-killer...
>>537186331Hmm I'd hide in my office or my room! If it's the middle of a chase I'd try the woods or a very packed venue! Haha this is just a hypothetical right
Another parent run done. Another 3* Pace Chaser with 2 white sparks and Guts 1.
>>537186206Bakushin O genes will outlive humanity
>>537184812did the opera run late surger, also do you have the deck
>>537186858nah
>>537186840Mogs me.
Why are people talking about Air Groove doesn't she get slaughtered by Long
>>5371867602/4 is the sort of insane abberation I would only consider with 15*+ speed inherit. You'll find it almost impossible to cap out speed with 3 speed cards, 2 is basically guaranteed to fail without ura/speed inherits.
>>537187007These American horses are way too big!!!
i love nishino flower this just made my day better
why can't i train air groove's mom instead of her
>>537186868Okay. Are there any decent Long Frunt Runners even in the game or should I go Rudolf?
with every CM room i compete in, i learn that i am being gaslight more and more.i will solve the gemini cup on my own. sloptubers, you have no more power over me.
>>537186840more like 5'10"
>>537185993>>537186245i need my face to be her chair
>finish all my umas' campaigns>go train an actual uma for pvp and cm>high roll bullshitokay this isn't fun whatsoever
>Call herself the invincible Teio>I can actually see her
Call it.
Another wife for my onsen collage, she will be picture 8 >>537176815
>>537186206>equinox fucked almond eye and got croix du nordNot true, Croix's sire is Kitasan and dam is Rising Cross. Nox did fuck Almond Eye but their colt isn't gonna debut till 2027 apparently. Imagine the pressure on that one. In contrast, Kitasan and Almond Eye's filly will probably not be racing and will be a broodmare instead iirc
after tens and tens of narita taishin training she really has warmed up to me AS THE WORST FUCKING HORSE EVER. OH I'M JUST FEELING GRUMPY MOOD DOWN. OH I'M JUST.. FUCK YOU TRAINER MOOD DOWN! SOME ECHO BULLSHIT MOOD DOWN I'M ON MY PERIOD PRACTICE POOR MOOD BAD BTW I'M NEVER GOING TO TRIGGER MY ULT BECAUSE FUCK YOU TRAINER. SCREW YOU TAISHIN. FUCK YOU TAISHIN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. BUT REALLY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING HATEFUL FORGIVE ME FORGIVE ME FORGIVE ME FORGIVE ME FORGIVE ME FORGIVE ME FORGIVE ME FORGIVE ME FORGIVE ME FORGIVE ME
>>537187153Sky is already small but Nishi is in other level
>>537186150No they're just mature for their age
>>537187093I just fucked a run running 2/4, I reached 1,1k stam but coudn't complete URA. But with 4/2 I can't ever reach 1k stam. If I go 3/3, the results are almost similar to 4/2 only less consistent because 3/3. Maybe I'm just not lucky, I don't know.
>>537187282Enjoy your 2* wit
>>537184812OperaGAWDS
Just got Oguri Cap. How would you build her for decks ?
>>5371872821* wit
take the tazunapill bros
>>537183368I have heard you also need 420 guts and as much stamina as possible. Witmaxxers got kicked out of taurus cup, complained about not getting any finals carats and cygames bowed down and lowered the skill ceiling for gemini cup
Just started JP last week, and I'm having more fun playing the game than I did in the entire two months I spent playing global.
special WEAK
>>537187480go to your quarantine general
>>5371872822 power, 2 front
MEJIRO MCQWEEN!!! MEJIRO MCQWEEN!!! MEJIRO MCQWEEN!!! MEJIRO MCQWEEN!!! MEJIRO MCQWEEN!!! MEJIRO MCQWEEN!!!
>>537187180Bourbon can run long. But rudolf will likely be much better since you can run slick surge for acceleration and with everyone specifically targetting end closers this time around, few people will have stuff reserved for late surgers.
>>537187480I played JP since day 1 and uninstalled, it was fun collecting horses for fun but not being able to read skills really cripples the game
>>537183457That isn't a p2w deck, I have a better one and I am free to play, I just put a lot of speed SRs, my lb1 creek and manhattan cafe and borrow Kitasan
>>5371867604/2 with heavy stam inherits is always going to be better regardless of the innate bonuses on an uma.The steady power stacking from getting speed via training vs getting none of it from inspirations makes a huge difference to an uma's performance. Also helps the speed SRs we have are really good while there's really only Manhattan cafe for stam (FUCK Mayano and her dogshit zero friendship gauge).
>>537187331trainer-issue.
If I want to use Tachyon in Gemini do I need to turn her into endcloser?
>>537187524Mejiro Palmer tier
>>537187687>Slick SurgeI guess I can run 3str 2 stam 1 wit with Dober for easy acccess to it.
>got Teio>suddenly want to fuck herIs this normal?
>>537187680more like Mejiro McQueer
>>537186760I will only ever consider 3/3 if they make a kitasan equivalent for stamina
does affinity affect the chances of getting white sparks at the end of the career, or only the inspiration events?
I won my first race!!I tried using her as a late surger and the rush was so good when she went from the very back and sprinted all the way to first
>>537187180McQueen,Top Cun, Daiwa
>>537187739>while there's really only Manhattan cafeI'm not running Golshi or an uma with innate godl recov so I can't do my LB3 Cafe. I have to run 4/2 with LB3 Welfare McQueen + borrow Creek.
give me the template debuffer deck for long NYOW
Only 8 so far, but very slowly increasing
>>537187867No. She has terrible genetics that should not be passed on
bros i never thought i'd fall in love with air groove but here i am.she also has some really nice tits
>>537187918I refuse to listen to the announcer saying McQueen
>>537183578>Play Tachyon>Get multiple mood down events from the start>Decide my bad luck must be over and keep her at neutral and wait for a mood up event>Get migraine just before a tournament>Do poorly>Try to treat it>Doesn't matter Satsuki is too soon>Get a bad place>Get entered into the mile tournament because the game decides it is a good idea to fuck with Tachyon even moreI have never had a career this bad before except when I was beginning had a bad deck and didn't know what I was doing
>>537187480what'd you find bro tell us what to look forward to
>>537187892Inspiration events only. Your parents + grandparents having the white sparks you need increases the chances of getting white sparks. Which is why people are aiming for 9 groundwork or spurt across all parents, it becomes piss easy to inherit it later or proc it.
>>537187675>>537187452>>537187425This would have been alright a couple of weeks ago but now its downright useless
>>537180032Top gun is kinda sexy
We are so back
Anons, I'm really busy these 30 days. Is the Mejiro dober support card any good, or is it shit, like free event characters tend to be? Not worth maxing it, yeah?
>>537183941I don't think he is that well off just from streaming, you get hardly any money from ads even top streamers like Asmongold feel the hit in revenue
>>537188172So it would seem
>>537187914wait why is she still kind of pissed at me after we won...
MY ONSEN TICKET!
Why is winning the Derby seen as such a prestigious achievement?At the end of the day it's just one race and it comes every year. Any triple crown is a bigger achievement but it seems they put all the glory on winning the Derby, even Tenno sweep should be bigger
So Matikanefukukukikitataru's eyes are just stucked like that?
>>537188516Now Aoi is enjoying the Happy Meek onsen scene.
>>537184241Just grind some careers and glue your trash horses.>>537184332What is your power like, you should probably do 50/50 speed and stamina, both sparks and support.
>>537187524NEVER playing another career with her. have had +200 speed/stam/power over NPCs since hopeful stakes don't matter because FUCKING BROCKED OVER AND OVER
>no one wants to be haru urara's trainer because not only is she a shitter but also retarded(childlike) so it's double the job, part trainer part dad>somehow the player trainer decided to just do itbased or retarded?sympathetic or stupid?
>>537188516As a consolation, you get to umapyoi with happy meek as center.
>>537188548DAAAAAAAARBY
>>537188869>frontanon wtf are you doign
>>537188902He has bills to pay
Do umas not have dads? Only moms are mentioned and Special Needs even has 2 moms.
>>537188869
>>537188869Oissu
>>537188869>he fell for the "always run front" gaslight
>>537188972what i am doing is racing in year 1 and 2 of URA. is "make everything a front runner" another sloptube scam? usually works for literally every horse just fine. this bitch refuses to function in front OR pace
>>537188869>Front
>>537188548as far as I can tell there doesn't seem to be any real logic behind any given race or series being more prestigious than the other ones, it's purely based on vibes.so basically DAAAAAAHBY UWAAAAAA
>>537188869when you're brocked...
>>537184812I would like to see how it plays out if everyone has stamina eater on their golshis
>>537189157Does this work? Like ever?
>>537189179Teio mentions her father
>>537188869Should've trained guts.
>>537188516BASED HAPPY MEEK
>>537189228>is "make everything a front runner" another sloptube scam?only works for short distances and/or when there are no other front runners (quite likely in debut)if you've been having trouble with gold ship as well, run her as end in every race
>>537188548>and it comes every yearYeah, I never sweat when I job at the Derby since I can just retry in Classic year.
>>537185260Still working on my parent need some spurt and all the good stuff
>>537189228it works and useful for debutit's very risky for year 1 and very stupid for year 2
>6th>4th>watch race>1streminder to support your uma
>>537189242>>537188548what the fuck is her problem
>>537188869>Play front despite G aptitude>Her ult never fires>Loses speed and stamina from having 0 wit.>nature fires all her skills at the right time>see result>is surprised
>>537186206Watched this documentary on Equinox https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNq71HA2yQk Damn this horse is beast, the Bakushin genes combined with Kitasan and Almond eye are really shining here. I wonder how they'll translate it to the game.
Why are the skills in this game so fucking cancer? Most of the skills are fucking useless, ESPECIALLY the ones that you get from raising potential unless you're debuffer nice nature. All the good shit is in the uniques where you either get lucky enough to roll maruzensky or rudolf or some other shit or you're stuck with borrowing 3 times a day and being able to do nothing once your shitty 3 runs where you got nothing are done. And then if you do get the skill, races just become whoever has the skill and procs it wins. And don't get me started on the skill descriptions being shit and me having to go on a third party website to get the ACTUAL meaning, like gold ships skill, where it conveniently fails to mention you have to be in the back, i.e. be an end closer or late surger. Fuck you cynigs
i know there's an anon who plays on his stationary cycle, but would this game be too annoying to play on a treadmill?
>>537189735>Where the fuck am I
>>537189369
>>537189753I play this game at the gym between sets
>>537188202Well anons?
>>537189753just put it on the machine and press the buttons
It was over before it even began...
>>537189753Play on the fridge while cooking, treadmill should be fine desu
>>537189228Front works well to avoid getting blocked by vastly inferior opposition. Try that without aptitude or strong stats in G1s and you'll probably get wrecked.
>>537189889I got weird looks when I was playing at the gym. Teenagers and old men are fucking nosy.
>>537188025true and true
>>537190032According to the Umalator a Front needs literally 300 extra speed and power to beat an End.
>didn’t activate any gold inheritance even with so many long sparks
>>537189950nah
>>537189410rape time
Yea man I play the game on my washing machine while doing laundry.
why does everyone love the pink shitter?
>>537189228Don't listen to the retards, you can outstat everyone as front for the entire career if you roll well enough. You'll have to judge how well you're rolling yourself though to see when you should switch.
>>537190238Post tits.
>>537190105they were just mirin your support cards
This isn't cunny bride...
>>537190262Ines...
>>537190262she's just like me frfr
nice nattie
>>537190262We love Urara in this house, young man. I wont hear anything else on that topic.
>>537190262why don't you love the pink shitter?
>>537189370>>537189552>>537189675I usually swap to whatever preferred style of the horse halfway through year 2. I have never had issues with doing this until now. I have multiple undefeated Golshis that I've run as front as late as 2nd year October.I think the issue is that Special Week is just peepee poopoo glue and nothing will ever change my mind
>>537190307Sorry I lost them to Ozempic.
>>537190238What type of washing machine
>>537190402Not her name.
>>537188768>Now Aoi is enjoying the Happy Meek onsen scene.The good ending until trainer-san turns back the clock
>>537190262She is so adorable that it bends the rules of the earth
>>537190262never give up
wtf cygames
>>537185303Narita Taishin is a good card but because she has lone wolf, you want lone wolf on one of yours to deny the opponents from taking it. You also want reliable greens like standard distance and kyoto racecourse for more stamina and spring runner and right handed for speed and firm conditions for power, it is great if you can get them on the parent uma so that you can get them cheaper
im taking off my taurus platinum and putting back the oshi fan club title
>>537190531
christ, how many sparks do you need to take an F-tier to an A? you're telling me that i need my own 9-spark long?
>give me food give me food give me foodI feel like I'm raising a retarded daughter
>>537190238fr?
>>537190348does this work like princess connect where all umas get thrown into the pool after their exclusive banner?
>>537190637
>>537190262
>>537185864Golshi is better than all the other end closers, if the pacers are debuffed its going to only be golshi winning
urara doesn't belong in tracennot only is she a shitter, she's a REGIONAL, oh and she's a DIRTist
>>537190635caps at being able to raise it 4 levels on the select screen, which would be 10 stars
>>537190762yeah everyone stays in the pool forever
NYOOOOOOOM
why do some of you love to gaslight so much
>>537190759Do it
>>537190839i see. so, in this instance, i would need to hope for an inheritance just to bump to A-tier. my future is torture then. thanks.
>>537186467Glue immediately
>>537190964Already did
>>537190831They run in separate but equal tracks so it's fine.
>>537190894Why would I want to give accurate information to people I will compete against?
>>537190635Found out the hard way4y0xv that you can only raise it 4 levels at the start. you need 10* min, then hope for inspiration.
>>537190468They should make Happy Meek playable and in order to win the finale you have to win it 4 times in a row.
I am in charge of urara's sex ed
>>537190894they fell for the "DO NOT PULL KITASAN BANNER" youtube video and now take out their frustration on others
>>537190873welcome to the cunny dungeons
>>537190894It's in the spirit of the game.
>actively sabotaging Spe's career just to gaslight people hereKuso torena, you don't even deserve a (You)
>>537191136That'd be hilarious for some sort of April Fool's meme event.
>>537186589Would be better with URAs and three stars.>>537186760You level speed and power at the same time, you can stack stamina sparks and be fine with 2 stamina cards
>>537190105You gotta be sneakier, or just dont give a shit. I've seen people watching hardcore porn on their phone at the gym>>537190757Based unc
>sprint G>mile A>medium A>long E>front A>pace G>late G >end G
>>537186868Also the savvy skills help increase your low wit to get better odds>>537187446Speed stamina and power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1QY76d-40
>last trained: 2 years agowhy did i roll for curren chanat least mayano can shapeshift into all track/distance/style with genetics
I got her too! I feel like she could be good as an Ace for Gemini CM based on her unique skill
no more shitty jokes
>>537191485>Also the savvy skills help increase your low wit to get better oddsskill activation is based on unmodified wits
how come player prefer king halo over eishin flash as 3rd speed card?
>>537187524Kwab
>>537191640Higher specialty priority
>>537191640power bonus
>>537191570>got teased and, ultimately, blue-balled by curren chanmany such cases.
>>537191640Speed and power bonus, Kitasan and King Halo alone provide so much power that they make power cards redundant.
>>537191591did global get the buffed skill?
>>537188548Isn't the derby part of the classic triple crown
>>537191591>runs out of stam>does nothing to fix itrunning out of stam is just a death sentence, simple as. you can have better results with welfare rice's adrenaline rush
Do you guys ever touch Power when training Golshi or do you just go all in on Stam/Spd?
>1000/1000/650its fucking over im gettin brocked
ffs when am I gonna win the lottery so I can whale
THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER
T-this is enough for a Mayano grandparent, right? I don't want to grind anymore...
>>537191632Those vibes are a buzzkill.
>>537192001if you're not running a power card (which no one should) then there are only exceptionally rare situations where you would even consider hitting power. facility levels are also important.
>>537191632Not really vibing with this comic
>>537192091im ashamed to say this one took me a minute____________________________fuck you, sincerely
alright now give me the minimum power needed on an end closer
>>537186206ai-chan's kids keep getting injured by the way, she's cursed
Digitan LOVE
>>537192001no unless it's early game and there's like 3 friends on itwhen training medium golshis you press speed so much you naturally have enough powerwhen training long golshis pressing stamina is so important that power doesnt matter anywayfuck power
>>5371923251800
>>537192052>let's try these nightmare vision goggles>everything looks exactly the same.
>>537189228It is not and you do not need the aptitudes to make it work but some ults do not fire off using front. If your uma can front and ult it is basically auto win with enough stats
>>537192071>anon hasn't discovered that the only mayano you would build for gemini is an end closer mayanothere are essentially no frontrunners you would want to build as an ace for this gemini because seiun sky only releases a few days prior to start and her inherited unique is one of the keys to making frontrunners viable. you would have to pull her, build a decent enough parent, then produce the ace.
>>537186245>>537185993Cumming on her big fat ass
>>537191632is that the poop switch
>>537192504>you would have to pull her, build a decent enough parent, then produce the ace.Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
>two sleep deprived with night owl>awful mood before debutI'm losing it
>>537192325the shorter the track, the more power you need is the general rule of thumb. as for how much exactly? hmmm.... bout three fiddy and you'll be good for cm2 bwo
>>537190120End is getting blocked and you aren't though, except for golshi she is a menace
>>537192608if you were going to go through all that trouble then you wouldn't use a mayano as the ace lol.
>>537192550and tazuna's
How do I *rapes you*
>>537189179Bourbon and Mayano have mentions of their dads. iirc you even meet the former's dad too
>>537192671End almost never gets blocked, it's late and pace who get relentlessly fucked.
>pulled a bunch of new umas>3*d a bunch of old umas>okay should be easy to upgrade my TT lineup then>it isn't
The aces I've been training for gemini have ended up so fucking stupid really consistently, this hasn't been an issue for me before this. When do you guys typically train wits?
>>537192408STOP THAT SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOWDIGITAN IS MY TRAINEE AND FELLOW UMA CONNOISSEUR YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WANT TO BANG HER
>>537192770me on the right
>>537192728>travel back in time to when her banner was up and pull>get lucky retard>spark her on the half-anniversary banner
>>537192770me on the left
>>537191640Aside from the already mentioned reasons. King Halo has steep discounts for corner recovery and firm conditions while not having many skills to roll from.
>>537190759Don't, that is the same chance as pulling your favorite horse
>>537192849>>537192903Now kith.
>>537192849>>537192903these bitches gay
>>537192903>>537192849whens the wedding
>>537192828If you have the time to train wits, it means you're not going to reach speed and stam goals.
Uma kisses taste good
>>537192849>>537192903make out already
Opera O posters are extremely cringe but the foyer dialogue with her is pretty good.
>>537192504My main goal is just to have a half-decent Mayano to cuck people who run Urara to get around the stam requirements. Then when Seiun drops I'll either borrow some whale's 9* Seiun or I'll use my own, depending on which comes first, to make a better Mayano. Doesn't hurt to build my half of the equation now.
>>5371928283* wit representative is underrated when borrowing to make parents
how many more stats do I fucking need to be allowed to win a single fucking race because evidently double everyone's stats isn't enough
>>537191637WTF is that true.>>537191640Power bonusSpeed bonusEnough said
have sex with your umas
Is the new SSR from the event any good?
IKUYOOOOOhehe
>>537192828you can't have it all, anon. it's part of the reason why it isn't "disinformation" or "gaslighting" to take three recoveries.
>>537192828Whenever there isn't a rainbow and there isn't a desperate need for skillpoints. So basically whenever you possibly can without fucking yourself, some runs will do it better than others
>>537192828Whenever I'm waiting for a double rainbow.
>>537193097
Oguri don't bite it please
>>537192847it's inevitable
>>537193031It's too late, anon. >>537191034I also did a single roll on Mayano's banner earlier and got a Tachyon. It's over, a lucklet like me will never win the derby.
>>537192071That is shit, go on uma database and find a better grandma
>>537193221yes
>>537193221No thanks, I'm scared of naked women
>>537193236if you have SR Dober, use that one. it's better
is there any instance on Opera's career where her chuuni façade falls off? I've been doing her runs on skip mode
>>537193316damn Sky is rough
>>537193418It doesn't really fall off but the only time she's vulnerable is in her hot springs event, where she basically melts into a moe puddle because Trainer-san calls her beautiful and extremely beautiful.
>>537193316>want to roll for this boyfaggot so fucking much>only have 50 rollsguess i'm opening the wallet in 2 weeks.
>>537193535Tamamo...
>>537192828You get wit from 50k fans in november second yearYou get additional skillpoints from 100k fans by end of year 2You want to be spending as many turns training speed and stamina unless the training is really bad then you train wit or rest, without the stamina threshold you die on the track
>>537193208>WTF is that true.https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg
Oguri's belly rub animation is hella weird That's not how your rub your tummy when hungry or fullIt looks more like a pregnancy belly rubIt's not just me right?
The beast joins the roster.
>>537193314Thanks, japan, but we don't even have rentals.
Having sex with Air Groove's mom while she watches
>>537193663isn't that only during career
>>537193675not just you
>>537190262very lickable
>>537193609wtf i need to roll her so bad
Rudolf, how are we going to take care of all these pregnant umas...
>>537193221Making Teoi right now
Feels great having 15 rentals a day in JP
>>537193738This but Oguri's mum
>>537193789It has nothing to do with career, but with how before/after modifiers stats work iirc.
>>537193689based
Release the hag I need to roll I can't hold it in anymore. Part of me actually wants to have awful luck in her banner so I get to gamble a lot
>>537193675my wife does it like that after a good meal sometimes so I don't think it's particularly weird. Maybe my wife is weird.
>>537193821Wind in Her Hair won a G1 whilst pregnant, so there's no excuse
>>537193418You need to get her Hot Spring event
>>537193675Hee hee hoo!
>>537193609good, so there's no reason to actually read it
>>537193876Why do you need that many rentals? Are you homos seriously playing more than 1 career per day
>>537193380I need to produce my own grandparent too though... What should I be looking for?
>>537190543I'm not the only one where I have this every single fucking roulette where get the 8 within 10 spins, then the next 10 spins fail to get the last one, right? Fuck you cyjew
Please feed into my delusion that I am not wasting my time for a second. If a fella wanted to build an end closer parent with as many relevant skills as possible (mainly straightaway spurt), is this deck reasonable? I don't have my own Narita and I'm afraid 3 daily friend borrows is just not enough.
>>537193689>welpCringe reddit speak. Localisers need to die
>>537193821Directors job, she has to do some work instead of slacking all day
>>537194108probably better taking a 0-1LB copy of either gold ship or yaeno over king halo if you have them and then borrowing the other
>>537194142people have been saying welp since before reddit even existed you stupid fucking zoomer
>>537194074I've completed 2 bingo sheets thusfar and both took 25 spins. Most of last event's cards were equally annoying for me
>>537193663What are savvy skills good for?
USA USA USA
kawakami princess looks like a lizard person
>>537194483Read what wits does.
>>537194142no lies, TLD
I'm really starting to like Teio, help.
>>537194483passive FoV increase which makes it easier for uma to>avoid getting blocked>have an easier time getting to a different lane when blocked>have a bigger and wider range on FoV debuffs
>>537194492you should be ashamed for posting this with so few pixels
>>537194429people were reddit before reddit existed
>>537193992She's quite endearing in her career despite how lame and gay the retarded homoposters make her out to be.She's very actively pursuing her goals and the career has a comedic and schizophrenic element to it that's really lacking from most other umas. Her ending has her become "the demon lord" of the academy, by being so dominant and so good at racing that she pisses everyone so badly that they all forget their rivalries and focus on training so they can beat her.She's very upfront about pursuing a romance/marriage with the trainer in her valentines and holiday season events. Then there's shit like this.It's probably the most out there career we have available right now, definitely worth a read.
>>537194729damn.... well ain't that something to chew on...
How the fuck do you guys get so many crowns quickly?
CHOWA
>>537194656I'm at work playing on my phone so it's the best I can do for now
>>537194598Don't make me like her too
>>537194071Put as many skills as you can on it with a proper parent deck, getting the blue and red sparks you want is luck, just take the first 3* blue with good white sparks. In uma DB you want to search for 3* in a good stat, 3* in long and 3* URA finale all representative, if you try and make this uma yourself it will take hundreds of tries, grab them while they do not have max follows
>>537194598why
It is literally impossible to get your uma to 12k stam and speed at the same time. It cannot be done
>switch out my 3LB Kita for MLB kita>she STILL isn't at speed trainingWow thank god I didn't waste more pulls
So I never really paid much attention to the tails, they were sort of invisible to me, as if I didn't even perceive them.Just a while ago I saw Narita Brian's black tail excitedly squirming around as she walked up the stairs, and something within me stirred, this new feeling, something I don't quite know how to describe.I started looking around the lobby, in front of me was Matikanefukukitaru, her orange tail looks quite large but it was probably because she stood directly in front of me, to her left Super Creek was sitting alongside Tamano Cross, her tail barely noticeable when resting gently in front of long her long tied up hair, behind them is Rice Shower and Haru Urara, small and humble befitting their petite builds.Looking to the right side of the lobby I spot Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka, both moving in sync betraying their current emotions from the heated exchange, every so often one would rapidly start flicking in the opposite direction as if they had noticed.It was then that Grass Wonder walked past, hers was such a beautiful golden-brown, gracefully swaying behind her all while staying so neatly together as if it had just been freshly groomed.
WTF WHY THE FREE SSR IS A DOBER CAAARD I ALREADY PULLED AROUND 8 OF HER SR ONE NOW IT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE TO USE IT AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537194108Search straightaway spurt 3* representative in uma db, there is a limit on how many times you can use a borrow as a parent but grandparent is unlimited times, just keep doing it until you have your own spurt plus other skills. Replace Hishi she doesn't have hint frequency or levels, matikanefukatara has right handed by event, mejiro mcqueen R has spring runner and other skills that SSR doesn't have
how do you discipline your Rude Oafs? something isn't right with mine
>>537194837>[You have startled the horse.]
>first time training taishin>she starts coughing during summer camp>"oh there's going to be a mood down event isn't there">collapses>mood drops all the way down from great to bad AND she's get practice poor
>>537194876is this good anon? Like can I build on it or is it just trash
>>537194372He might struggle in career with 2 speed, and King halo has firm conditions and corner recovery, if he should replace someone it should be sweep who has no useful skill hints
>>537194737>despite how lame and gay the retarded homoposters make her out to bewhat do you mean? Opera is the most hetero uma out there
>>537183578Oral.
I'm done with Gemini aces and I don't know wtf to play
fatty
>>537195184Anon
>>537195432hetero boys don't pose like that though
>>537195261nta. i have a dumb question.If you somehow manage to get your parent with the skills you want but 1* wit/guts it will be useful?
>>537188548From what I read about it, the tokyo derby is THE race in japan for two reasons>only three year old colts and fillies can run it, meaning if your horse loses it there is no retries, owari da>thanks to that the winning horse becomes the "face" of that generationSo if you want your horse to get instant super star status the quickest way is winning the derby which is what Croix du Nord did.
>>537195280make her run in a sprint/mile
>>537195180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CZPZJGH7SU
>>537194876But my Suzuka has all the white skills you'd want on a front runner, except for Groundwork though. Both her parents also have Playtime's Over and Tail Held High so it should be easy to pass those down to Mayano's parent (Super Creek). This is my plan atm
>global guide says inherit power for Long>the correct answer is inherit stamVery epic goof you guys! You sure got me good with elite master ruse!
do race types influence the distance spark you get or is it just random?i keep getting medium on my long parents..
>>537195751she doesn't like the idea
>>537195904any aptitude that is A or S, both have equal chanceassuming you're meaning which pink spark you get as your inheritance
Why the FUCK is this not in global yet
>>537195403>Wit 3*>Corner and straightaway adept>HydrateWit is bad you want it in speed stamina or power as the physical requirements are high.The skills aren't particularly good except hydrate is alright but special week also gives discount on hydrate and gourmand. Check the gemini track conditions you want the passives that provide speed/stamina/power and you want to double circle them for better sparks odds
So that means if the horse doesn't win either the Derby or the Arima Kinen it's a fraud, and your favorite uma based on it is also a fraud, and that makes you a fraud lover
>>537195280Kisses in public until morale improves
>>537196102More like gayest.
>>537195172dantsu nursing handjob
>>537195941Steal grandmas glasses
Mcqueen looks like she's VERY sensitive
i can use this right… grandparents have 2 turf and 2 endcloser
>>537196331what's that supposed to mean
>>537186840She's titanic with how short people are there. Little known fact, the Attack on Titan dudes were just over six feet tall.
Does Grass Wonder not have a chance with native On Your Left? Or does her lack of stamina or guts training bonus hurt her too much
>>537196331True
>>537193689Do you keep all steamy encounters, or is the unlock good enough?Just realized when making this that I accidentally glued SS Scarlet...
>>537195280Irrumatio
>>537196394why the fuck would you ever settle for that
>>537196076Can you get to UU yet in jp? What happens after that?
my FUARKING emperorspecial needs could never.
I can't see El Condor as anything but a McDonalds cashier when she's in her casual outfit.
>>5371963942* Blue or don't bother
>>537196442The artist of this was self-inserting herself as Mcqueen and using her male OC as torena. Then yurifags impersonating Cygames nuked her account
was matikanefukukitaru such a shit horse irl too?
>>537196132my uma didn't win a single thing lmak
>>537195706Every time you buy a skill you get a chance to have it as a white spark, if you buy the gold or double circle version you have better chances. The more skill hints you get the better so I would start using that, then breed it with its daughter, so you can double down on white sparks, when you have a better spark parent replace them and keep doing that until you have a 3* with lots of sparks you can use as a grandparent
>>537195838Front runner is not a good plan for gemini
>>537196610based
>>537196756>if you buy the gold or double circle version you have better chancesDevious bit of misinfo to sprinkle in there
>>537196756>if you buy the double circle version you have better chancesbig if true.
>>537196907I don't give a fuck
>>537196936>>537196956witgod said it so it must be true
>>537196712Miikuwait
>>537195184Stop posting Oguri
>>537196394That is alright for creating a grandparent, 1 star straightaway spurt is a little low though, you want a few 3 stars, but you can borrow for that
Nude ears
Rudolf get pregnant
>>537196907Nah my plan is Mayano>Natie>Gold ShipMayano disables Urara FrontNatie procs All-Seeing Eyes and forces Pace Chasers to gas outGold Ship takes it if Mayano doesn't
Which Acceleration ults are good for Golshi? I doubt I will be able to afford it anyway
>>537197096how many times
>>537196442>John Kpop
>>537197134
>>537197080cover them up
How to make a late/medium rudolph?
Reminder that by Cygames autism for realism means that Gold Ship is very sweet and gentle during sex
>>537196621
>>537197164Rudolf's There's also Taishin's. Rudolf's is also good. And then there's Rudolf's.
Anyone who needs a club can join pirates.WE literally demand nothing.
How the fuck do I even *reach* 1200 stamina? This felt like an okay run luck-wise, and I'm not even on target despite snubbing every other stat and running a fucking 2/4 deck. I can get 1200 speed run easily, with turn to spare on other stats, but stam is somehow only going up at snail's pace.Is it just because my stam cards are bad for pumping raw stats? My only other stam cards are a SR LB2 Mayano, and SSR Rice / Satano - doesn't seems like using those would help much.Parents were mostly Speed*, but if have to put them as Stam* I can't imagine how ridiculously low my final speed will be.Or do I just need to roll the dices, way, way more?
>>537197330Rudolf doesn't have an acceleration skill.
>>537197319Umamusume A...
>>537196132My uma had the potential to win the derby and the triple crown
>>537195369Sounds like she's lacking in guts.
>>537197241As many kids as she wants
>>537197134You have no pace chasers you don't need to disable Urara, just run your own Urara she is better at fucking over Taishin
>>537197385Stamina parents or run an Uma which has +20% on Stamina training
>>537197385"just get lucky bro" is the core design philosophy behind this gameIn other words: back to the mines
FUCK
>>537196132My uma was the POTENTIAL one and the PHANTOM TRIPLE CROWN, does that count, r-right?
>reads anon suggesting Uma db >wth is this site >access to all the global whales with specific shit I want Holy shit whoever you are, thank you so much. I’ve been going through the TT class list on who to follow for what I need.
>>537197496your uma was too dumb to sign the proper paper work to enter the classics. luckily her mom is still fertile and can pump out more umas
>>537197385Pay attention to growth ratesOgurin doesn't have any bonuses to stam, so you'll have to be lucky with trainings, have good stam parents (with good affinity), and have a good deck.
>>537197417I see. Have you looked into Rudolf's ult? NTA but iirc there's no good accel skills period for this CM except Straightaway Spurt.
>>537197306give her dominator and treat her as a back-up ace for champions meet. worked for me
>>537194598you only like her young spring and flexible body
did anyone have the image of tosho getting cummed in…
>>537194737Opera O is S-tierHer story felt like an epic
>>537197164Ryans but straightaway spurt is better than any ult in gemini.>>537197385URA sparks have a chance to boost both speed and stamina, you can borrow horses with those sparks and good blue and red sparks
>>537197385>lvl 30 McQueenNigga, 35 give you +Guts on trainingBuy another one and 40 give you +Stam on training
>>537197621This is what 32 wins looks like
>>537197721you can use https://uma.moe/inheritance and https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search alternative too
>>537197579>You have no pace chasers you don't need to disable UraraIsn't Urara meant to enable pace chaser teams by reducing stamina consumption during the position keep phase, in addition to disabling Sleeping Lion?
My best attempt so far for Gemini.No Long S, and power is a bit lower than i'd like, but seems pretty decent.
daiwa or mayano for cm2 front runner? tierlists put daiwa higher but all of her potentials are pace and mayano gets bofa
>>537195670shes a girl you troon
>>537194598As you should, since she's sexThat reminds me
Mayano top cunny can get End closer pink sparks or i need to get her to A before that?
>>537196689idk about imaginary 'yurifags' but a brown that was clearly in /uma/ was seething at them and the brown was an insert fag to the max
What am I saving carats for right now?
Who else should I run long besides fuku
>>537197741Context?
>>537197621IT'S SOMETHING
>>537198064winning ticket has a better career with all the g1s
>>537196689Artist got trolled by a fake Cygames email.
>>537194598as you should anon, as you should
>>537197947Forgot pic
>triple consecutive mood down in Junior yearThis piece of shit game
Teio!
Is there something wrong with Rice Shower's gold recovery?I never saw it mentioned in theorycrafting about Gemini, and the description make it look like it's even more reliable than Maestro.
>>537182024>0% win rate in /uma/ rooms>lower bracket 2nd place finalsI will take this finish anytime, as long as Im in the finals Im good.
>>537196689>self-inserting herself as McqueenWhy McQueen
I wish I had Rice Shower
>>537197762Her ult is a velocity skill.
>>537198230It only procs when you run out of stamina, which is very bad to begin with for Long
How are people getting 1200 stamina with only two stamina support cards?
>Have only gotten A+ once before>Got A+ on 2 different ace runs for CM2 with long S>Didn't get swinging maestro either timeWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH? She decides to ruin all my best fucking runs specifically.
>>537197989you need minimum A to even have a shot at rolling it.
>>537198230You need to be 0 HP/stam, which usually activates at late/last spurt so it wont affect the calculations for speed on the last spurt. and you never want to be 0 hp anywhere anytime.
>>537197885Chronogenesis made me realize that every guild is going to have to collapse into each other after a month or two.
>>537198230>run out of strengthif you're out of strength you've already lostsame problem with iron will
>>537198230Skills that requires you to not have energy are bad because your uma will start going slower before that happens, so even if you get the refill your uma will lose the race
>>537198230It won't save your spurt if you run out and recover energy thanks to extra tank. You'll still be reduced to your pace speed.
>>537198350MLB and 20% stam bonus on the uma
>>537198027the artist herself complain about the yurifags so maybe she knew what kind of people were sending hate messages since the beginning
>>537198083kitahara banged oguri's mom
>>537194598Nishishi
>>537198337this bakushin looks like she's naked!!!!where is the full image so I can be sure?
>>537198295same, I need her imouto energy
>>537198276why not Mcqueen? Makween is cute
> Average Uma plot> Uma runs too much, get health problem that prevents running> 'U'ma kill myself> Repeat
>>537198230You have to hit 0HP for it to proc and if you're hitting 0HP, you're fucked.
McQueen fucked an entire Korean boy band on their tour bus
>>537198350>>537198434and even with MLB and 20%, hitting 1200 with only 2 supports is very lucky
>>537198230You are already dead when it activates bwo
>>53719835020% stamina growth, 18 stamina spark and as many ura finales as they can get away with.
>>537198491*normies clapping*
>>537198491It's a game about racing, no shit the issues are going to stem from and impact racing
>>537198491they can't go into the drug scandals and match fixing side of things cause the owners would pull out so this is all you get
>>537198491pretty derby?
>>537198450https://x.com/oniiyanna/status/1961566888179503192Warning: bakushin pits in picrel
>>537197385Oguri has +20% on speed training so of course you could 1200 speed her, check each umas details page to see bonuses and plan cards and parents sparks accordingly, to max stam Oguri you need to gamble on 40%-60% failure rate rainbow training, and once every 30 carrier runs you'll get it done
>>537198434But anon, I have MLB and 20% stam on my uma. Is my luck just that poor? Not enough gambling on 60% fail?
>>537198408> your uma will start going slower before that happensOh, I always thought it was an all or nothing situation.
>>537198491Meanwhile Nice Nature
>>537198436>>537198027why do they give a shit about yurifags on twitter, jp uma always seemed chill, torena and yuriifags
>>537197621>NemesisWhale detected, everyone wish him bad luck with sparks it is the only way we win.>>537197721Your welcome bro I wish you luck in the gemini finals.>>537197903When there is no front runner pace chasers get a buff, Urara front runner is designed to counter that, counter Taishin and enable Golshi to win.>>537197885I do not like the search filters on uma moe, it is harder to filter out what I don't want
i don't know why i have so many pieces but i'm close to get Teio!
What horses are there other than Haru that have humble careers where you slum it in G3 and G2 and maybe their penultimate goal is to finally join a G1? Most of these horses are concerned with crushinating G1s, even Natie is a G1 contender even when her whole story is a crisis of confidence
>rest>nothing recovered>night owl>infirmary>do two or three trainings>rest>night owl
>>537198541true, I was the guitarist
>>537197885nta but thank you anon, I wanted to add my 9*stam uma somewhere for a while now
I NEED GIBSMOAR GIBSGIBS MONIES SP PLS
>>537197385with 0% stam affinity you need to cope with 18* stamina parents and some blessing with URA finals sparks
>>537198701>meanwhile ayabe
>>537198670I'M GONNA BAKUSHIN
>>537198594>18 stamina sparkIsn't power the recommend or is that the trade off for using two?
>>537196442Too bad she doesn’t self insert as Akebono. I want to see kpop boy princess carry her.
>>537198679It's not so much that your luck is poor, more so that you either need more stam/ura finale sparks and a lucky run
>>537198679>Not enough gambling on 60% fail?Only Kaiji fans can truly shine at Uma Musume, Anon.
>>537198705As a reward for helping me, I will give you my highest award *rapes you*
>>537198541except the bassist
Jungle Pocket runs in the ugly derby
>first time running taishin
>>537198703that's because:1-you don't understand moonrunes2-nips are passive agressive and mostly throw all the hate on forums not on twitter unlike the west
>>537198754I found Silence Suzuka to be quite easy. Lots of G2's as objectives. I don't know where you are at in your "Cock and Ball Torture - The Game" journey, but at some point you need to not be afraid of running G1's as they can give legacy sparks that give skills and stats.
>>537198754suzaka
>>537198748I'm also 30 pieces short. Wonder when the next chance we have to get those pieces will be.
>>537197417BEHOLD THINE EMPEROR'S DIVINE MIGHT!
Do late runners want corner or straight velocity?
>>537198276She has powerful princess energy and a lot of girls eat that up
>>537199002she's going to rape you
Pretend I have all the time in the world, what grandparents do I want the stupid Stamina, Long, & Spurt sparks on for closers? Ideally ones I can just get to 600/600/600 and send it for easy wins because jobbers are infuriating
>>537198705I just 10 rolled on the top gun wedding and got taishin
>>537199002Horse pussy is a drug Anon, don't go down that path.
Can you offset the need for acceleration skills by having high power?
>>537198436>>537198703who knows, we keep getting sock puppet anons pretend to be yuri, then yuriseethe the next hour shitting up the thread. I don't view twitter so no clue if there are real toxic yuri types. I know yuriposters here generally only engage after the seething shows up. Btw the brown was a checkmark the artist replied to
>>537198762i think you forgot the random -1 mood -10 energy event somewhere in between the trainings :)
>>537199073style/distance corners/straightaways are priorities on every style, they both do the same thing, but in general I think corners are better in terms of timing
>>537199065Is a velocity skill.
How much does 1100 matter in race calculations I was 3 stat points off of it in my latest run
>>537199146I'd like to know this as well.
>>537198276You know this is the second time I’ve seen someone self insert as mcqueen. Besides John Korea, the other chick(?) wanted to be fucked by futa golshi
I like Teio now...
>>537199159Paizuri with all of those horses
post something cute
Sorry but yuri is not right.
>>537199280She's so flat...
>>537199103I ten rolled and got Bourbon, my luck wasn't with me
>>537199219glue, i'm afraid...
>>537198762if you had a mood down going to infirmary is dumb, just go to recreation and the temple will cure you
FINALLYIt's probably bad but it's not a B+ so I'll take it
>>537199280People may want to self insert as McQueen but I want to insert myself into her
>>537199181I only know shipfags are always the problem
>>537199159sucks gotta pass on eisin
>>537198862CUTE!
>>537199146yes it's literally the same thing. Accel skills buff your power.
>>537199365
>>537198862is there a list of who sings this? is bakushin there?
> The boy gets the big melons
>>537199457congrats
Dumb whores
>>537199568Imagine if she had McQueen's haircut
>>537199568Haven’t done her career yet but I just know she has to be really cute under all that gym bro
>>537199568girl, shes not a troon
>>537196463all events are unlocked and rewatchable whenever in the archive. even if you glue all your horses
>>537197317being melted like butter by golshi's feminine charm...
>>537198705>When there is no front runner pace chasers get a buff, Urara front runner is designed to counter that, counter Taishin and enable Golshi to win.I agree that Urara front disables lucky pace and Taishin, but I suspect that most people building pace chasers will take their own urara front over gambling for lucky pace so that they have a better chance of finishing the race with enough stamina. It is very difficult to hit the stamina reqs for Gemini at normal pace throughout, especially for pace chasers who have a higher stamina consumption so most competent builders should be relying on abusing the pace down mechanic for the first 40% or so of the race so that they can go harder on speed. My plan is to punish that with Nature and Mayano so they don't get to enjoy pace down and gas out in the last spurt.>No counter to TaishinIf someone else has already brought an Urara then I don't have to worry, and if they don't it's likely my Nice Nature will force them to run out of stamina too since Taishin is much harder to cap stam on.
can anyone show me how a late surger should look for the next CM?
>>537199568beeg pectoral muscles
>>537199535
>>537199457Mejiro Ryan is hard mode, A is exceeding expectations
Is there no dedicated debuffer for Gemini like Nice Nature was?
>>537199707She's a Stallion
I quit, I don't care anymore
>>537199237>futa golshidamn
>>537191883>>>runs out of stamYou're an idiot. Check the actual conditions.
>>537199915You could make Rudolf a debuffer-she has her own debuffs (albeit a few for meds) but you can make that work
>>537199707take your meds schizo, its a joke
>>537199932no, an Umamusume(tm)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Efopg0GvhDAI loved cursed uma concerts.
>>537199769Saving stamina just means you lose to Golshi in the end
>>537199637>Dumb whoresYeah, for each other
>>537199376its left<
You said this team trials team would not fall while your umas defended it!They still defend it, they have lost defending it!
>>537199769I already see Taishin's in lobbies bringing Cooldown instead of Sleeping Lion or all three gold stam skills
Someone please explain legacy farming to a witletme dumb no undastando, I start by getting a blue 3* in any stat???
>>537199492honestly true no matter the fandom
You think Winning Ticket is an annoying crybaby until she pulls her shirt off then suddenly you’re ready to go pick out a ring for her.
>>537199778Help
rudolf didn't stand a chance
>>537199783At least she wasn't last
>my last 3* was smart falcon banner (got opera)>my last ssr was super creek>over 100 rolls on current banners, no ssrsIs this how cygreed treats their customers?
>>537200156the order of priority is:skills > distance > stats
>>537200229These are fully grown Japanese women
>>537200137I’m not a yurifag but this is undeniably really hot
holy fucking fauci my second 3 star power spark
>>537200070Oguri approaching the screen with hungry eyes wishing it was real food in front of her is scary
>>537199586Thank you, thank you>>537199859She certainly feels that way, which is a shame cause I love most things about her. Gonna work on tweaking the run a bit at some point, try to get at least a maxed power stat out of her, but I'm not rushing that.
>>537200261>dad jokes no match for classic comedy
>>537200229cute hags
FUCK man how the hell do you get Front McQueen to workOnly one gold recovery isn't gonna cut it
>>537200261the rival she needed
https://poal.me/x9v0sthttps://poal.me/x9v0sthttps://poal.me/x9v0stSo we all love King here right?
>>537200232Late surgers are inefficient for this CM but you’d want 1k/1100/900 minimum and 2+ gold procs
enjoy rolling for umas while you still can. the support card hell is coming
>>537200261her puns have begun affecting her career
do speed sparks ever become useful or is my account just bricked
>>537199915nice nature is still the best pure debuffer for gemini. you trade out mystifying for a track-length that places more emphasis on stamina. the issues you run into are that there is a lot more track which means your nice nature needs to survive till late-race (for all-seeing eyes) and be in-range of these accelerating end closers to actually debuff. this makes the stat requirements for the nice nature quite a bit tougher.
>>537200440Very fitting for a Kingfag to be constantly thristing for validation.
>>537199778>>537200232this will be the typical late surger experience in cm2
>>537200267
>>537200154Cooldown has a really good chance of bricking because of wrong timing or not activating at all
>>537200601oh SNAP
>>537200440I love how she threatens to kill me if I dare to die
>10 biwa runs>9 medium red sparks>zero longwhat the actual fuck
>>537200515Truly! She's becoming a little horse!
>>537200284>last (and only) 3* was Biwa>170 pulls and no Super Creek on the last banner>All my SSRs are 0LB Yeah nothing says player retention like permanent account bricking due to literal RNG.
>>537200261lol
>>537200435Get her to Potential 5 bro
>>537200536a long CM is precisely where speed sparks have value. you can afford to take a 3/3 deck on a unit that lacks good growth-rates and hope your inherits bring your deficient speed up to something workable.
>>537200664>one of those runsyou didn't pray enough also put her in pace
>>537200341>fauciBack to >>>/r/eddit with you
>>537200732Saying “gonna kill myself” after a fuck up and king hears
>>537200904
>>537200460really? i thought late and endcloser would be the best optionswhy late is bad?
>>537200435you need the power of anime
>>537200664Late is the biggest meme ever when race spamming, just put any late jobbers in Pace
>>537200440>king halo image>king halo winning the voterigged poll
>>537200647rudolfs thigh highs are too lewd
>>537200819FRONT my nigga, Calm and Collected is pace exclusive
>>537201034I'm not the one memeing it and voting "me"
>>537201031
>>537200983You didn't pray to Shiraoki hard enough
Why does the google doc say 900 speed is the target for long? Do they want everyone to lose?
>>537200973>xer says with the most reddit coded post in this thread
Ok, am I crazy or does Rice work FAR better if you can sneak her into Late Surge?It feels like on all my Pace Chase runs she overtakes everyone in the corner, fails to trigger her ult as a result, and then gets overtaken.
We are Teio enjoyers here right?
>>537201169Time to BoFA deez nuts
Got a bad case of loving Dr Donna
>>537200984nta, late actually has best stam usage but from my xp they get brocked so fucking easy I wonder if they ever become viable
>>537200984lates are second best for this CM (if you disregard the idea of a promoted pace). the issue with lates is that they lack a consistent acceleration skill to compete with spurt/encroaching (as does every style, outside of gambling skills) thus they are utilizing a worse style for late-game while not having a good way to compete with an end's late-game acceleration.i would argue that a late surger is the best gambler that you can build but the skills you're gambling on feel really, really bad lol.
>>537201284Please post your 1200/1200/1200 horse.
>>537200435Pump speed and stamina a lot
>>537200983>>537201231in a future run, that one is cursed already
>>537200435stack up on t1 recoveries like moxie, deep breaths, straightaway, etc.it's more of a gamble but it's all you can realistically do
>>537201438I watch the workout videos with her in it.
>>537201284I don't know what doc you're talking about, but because Stam > Speed in Long races and non-whales cannot achieve 1100/1200/800/400/400 that is expected of final round winners.
>>537200338>I’m not a yurifag butYou don't need to get defensive for enjoying uma on uma action. Just don't be schizo about it
>>537201451you need the powah
>>537201398I enjoy causing Teio physical pain, yes
>>537200137Is John kpop okay with this?
What's better, to waste friend borrows on trying to make a parent with the Spurt white spark or to just gamble running for an ace, hoping for it to proc from one, borrowed parent?I can't use the power card.
>s turf>s long>no good skill sparkswe go again
>>537201240>>537201470
>>537200560Wouldn't Agnes be easier, since her unique is a stam recovery?
>>537201585You're fucked.
>>537201713bro's trying to get his umas squirting
>>537201785 Do debuffers need stam recovery?
Taabo sekushi
>DO NOT REDEEM FRONTRUNNER SAARFront runner wins most consistently, any time it doesn't win you would just get brocked and lose as pace anyway
>>537200984As other anons said, there’s less skills that help accelerate from late surger and you get blocked so easily (with lower wit your Uma gets rushed from being surrounded, which drains your stamina). With end closer, there’s SSpurt and other skills and pace has plenty of ults like rudolf’s or oguri’s that’ll help the difference. Stamina wise it’s good but you’ll be left with only pure guts in the last spurt vs the fucking Goldship spurt brigade
Does Teio love Mcqueen or the prez? Which one should I ship
>>537201935I want to help her train.
>>537198862wtf is this tiktok-brained shit?
>>537201713>>537201826I mean spurtingFreudian slip
>>537201964Prez is her dad
meow meow meow
>>537201935IS THAT A
>>537201760there we go, good luck for the rest, i like fkt but late surgers just feel like one career they absolute dominate and the rest they're too bound to getting blocked
>>537201713your ace attempts are always going to be limited by your rentals (unless you have some incredible parents built). your rental choices depends on what YOU have available. if your parent runs produce a decent parent with spurt then you would search for parents that have the other white-sparks that you're missing.building a spurt parent of your own requires just a support card rental and some runs.
>>537197816nta but that's a lot of club points...
>>537200156You pick an uma that you want to be a parent, for example, you pick symboli rudolf for her good unique skill, and run her career.For beginners, you usually just finish the URA finale. as best as you can.For a little bit of optimization, you go 600 on speed/stam/power to get a higher chance of 2* (1100 if you want a specific stat but its harder)For a better parent spark, you pick up cards that have good skills but are bad for an ace runner ( the one you want to run on CMs ), for example for this gemini CM, you'd want long skills or anti end closer skills so you add R mcqueen (for kyoto and spring runner) or SR guts airgroove (for anti end)For the best parent spark, you do all of these while doing as many G1 races as possible. G1 Races give sparks which give either skill hints or stats on inspiration events every april.For the perfect parent sparks, you need URA finale, which gives speed and stam, but its rare and you dont control it, you just need URA FinaleAll this to get either guts 1* or wit 1*, but if all the stars align, you get a perfect parent with 3* speed/stam/power with 3* distance aptitude with 3* URA Finale with skill sparks. Of course you don't need to do any of this.Most people just get 3* stat + distance. It is entirely a self imposed grind for the best Uma as you could possibly get on this slot machine game.
>>537202067*clap clap clap*
>8* straightaway spurt>no inspiration proc
>>537200460> 1k/1100/900 minimum and 2+ gold procsThat's just to finish the track.If there are a few debuffers around, the requirements go up to 1200 + 3 gold (or 1200 + 2 gold + 800 guts, if you somehow find that easier).
>>537201964Kachow
The sexiest of the Sakuras.
>>537201713Spurt is a good skill so it can't hurt to have some good parents for future long races. But making grandpas+parent+ace is exponentially harder and longer than just spamming ace runs and praying. That is, if you get lucky. But then again you also need luck for every single step along the way in this game so I guess just choose your poison anon.
>>537201964>Does Teio love Mcqueen or the prez? Which one should I shipthat's boring. Nature is the patrician choice
>>537202025A cat is fine too.
>>537201785tachyon has no good debuffs for this CM? nice nature has all-seeing eyes, that's the most important one. no one else has it.
>>537202091Parent made entirely from my own hors will be abysmal dogshit statwise, and I'm already in a bad position.(didn't get any good SRs so I need stats from parents)
>>537201713You want the skills on multiple legacies to make it easier to proc them for your ace, you can use the same grandparents for both parents if they are good
i havent made any aces yetCM room goers, whats the current vibe like? taishin or gold ship?
>>537201964Prez is her father figure and since Teio's a woman she'll naturally gravitate towards her as the daddy issues set in
How good is Biwa's unique?
>>537202054
>>537201713>>537202091to clarify, by "some runs" anon means a few dozen. been at it for about 6 hours now. 0 sparks.
>>537201746All in a day's fucking work
>>537202341Why are you smiling you’re not in first
>>537201216If the umas had an anonymous uma forum they would totally choose that option, I get it
>>537202253What's wrong with dominator? Killing your opponent's momentum is never a bad thing
>>537202152Fuck off, retard.
>>537202093What you gonna buy with those anyway? Those welfare cards are the only one who aren't complete scam for the price, and McQueen is the only one with a realistic use.
>>537200039newfags won't get the jokes we've been saying in the thread for 4 years.This is why global should have been gatekept better
>>537201785Dominator doesn't proc on Longs, so Agnes is limited to your basic Hesitant/Subdued/Flustered and Stamina Eater, whereas Nice Nature can still use one of her golds.>>537201861>>537200560>>537199915Pic-related was from a test match yesterday. You can see that All-Seeing Eyes tends to go off around the final corner, and my Nice Nature was only able to hit the Oguri and McQueen with it despite having FOV-extension from Late Surger Savvy. And this was with 900 stam and Swinging Maestro.
>>537202378yeah I can't really do that now, I guess i"ll just gamble with borrowed parents for my ace
>>537201580power doesn't prevent block, wit does.
>>537202341
>>537202385I go outside to a perfect day, bathrobe on, sit next to the pool, and just grind careers. It’s nice
>>537202259the stats of your parent aren't important. you only need to achieve 600+ in a stat for a chance at rolling a 3-spark blue which is trivial. even then, you can just settle for 2-spark blues and a good pink (with spurt or whatever whites you're hunting).you should have a parent horse with a decent enough unique to pass to your ace. you borrow the support card that has spurt (or whatever skill you're trying to pass) and grind it out.
Glad I'm not running any end closers (Golshi) so I don't have to do any spurt farming autismdefinitely not coping because I don't know how to
Going to America was a struggle for Suzuka
>>537202321I didn't know Umamusume had DK Mode.
Is there a specific reason Nishino FLower and Biko Pegasus are tiny lolis? Like Taishin was smol because the real horse was born late and in turn was younger than most of the other horses he competed with right?
>>537201964don't worry, I will take care of both
>>537202459The simulator is right there if you want to check, double retard.
>>537202450>(Medium)
>>537202341nyoooooooo i guess 2* power¨>>537202565nyoooo but at least she got 777 and lone wolf and even groundwork, hope your future runs go better!
>>537202654Those could be the reasons, or the owners could provide input for specifics of what their horse should look like. At least one of them wanted their horse to be a loli
>>537201964
>>537202438If the umas had their own 4chan it would just be full of gossip
>>537202646Fatmusume is it's own class of strange.
>>537202589If it's sunny I sit out on my balcony and do the same.
>>537202106not that guy but thank you.
>>537202498Nothing else, but I don't have enough points to buy more of it atm, I trade shoes daily but it aint enough.
>>537202752Damn i forgorI thought that only tether was mediumGuess I've got no debuffers then cause I HATE Nature and REFUSE to train her
>>537202106>600 on speed/stam/powerYou can get 1100 on speed which will also get power to 600 and getting 600 stamina is easy. this is the most optimal way to win the URAs and get a 3* blue but you need 10/20% more speed>As many G1 races as possibleSpring triple crown and Autumn triple crown in third year, hopeful, satsuki sho, the derby, kikuka sho and the queen elizabeth cup, careers that have these as goal are easier
>>537202856and pics of trainers
Sex with Kris S
>>537202972What's happening here?
>>537199697super cute
Hmm... there seem to be bears in this thread too.
>>537202106Rice shower should die
Sex with Medium S
>>537202901have you heard of the hag air groove?
>>537202176>Exponentially harderMost people on here are autistic, I didn't prepare for Taurus and got third place A group
Where to get shekels?
>>537193798Even the weakest uma can rape the strongest human.
>>537203073Used goods
>>537202856It would be like fit but with sketchy running tech >>537202953Tracen would ban this
>>537201997umatok is literally canon in universe, daachi
>>537203107>Long ENot sure about this one boss
>>537202760
>>537203162the golship event that ended last week
>>537203162https://youtu.be/TeZUwExB2o8
Kirs S is leaving.
>>537203250this run is now under shiraoki's blessing
>>537203270aw, that was what I was going to say
mannn fuck me
>>537203220>Tracen would ban thisThey aren't that powerful, Tazuna would be in on it
>>537203060Let him race
>>537203443kek, anonymous black market of trainer pictures run by tazuna...
Kek
>>537203418show deck immediately. I want to run wife mayano but I just can't get good stats with 10% bonus on stam and speed
>>537203418>wedding mayano>not being a late or endgrim.
>>537203370
sex
bread>>537203997>>537203997>>537203997
just mega gambled my entire run and walked away without a scratch (excl. the wasted turn)
I got a 5' long, any ladies interested I'll shoot my [soiler]ID nmbr[/spoiler]
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>>537203642you just have to highroll the rainbows
>>537204245i just needed to pull out my wallet for kitasan....
>>537204096not even close babey
>>537204245did I make a mistake mlbing Rice Shower over McQueen?
>>537202654flower and biko were tiny
