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When are next freebies or free pulls?
Best uma wife for Big Boss?
Well this shit takes longer than I expect, but I am satisfied nonetheless
>ate my clocks and cucked out of hot springsI'm sorry danchou I don't think I can do it
THE GOAT
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>537224496silence sexoka
I hate condor pasa she's trash getting mood downs constantly and losing easy races, I wish I could un-roll her
I like Tazuna
Which umas would be put in a group home if they weren't at Tracen?
>>537224568If you have ever smelt a horses behind I guarantee you you would not be saying this.
>>537224632my hag wife is one of them
Fuuuuck
>>537224639grass isnt a horse, shes a umamusume(tm)
MAYANOOOOOOOOO
>>537224492>t. i want women that will fuck up my life, but i am also fine with trad wives
>>537224492>reddit tachyon
>>537224590
>>537224614this is power harassment
I want to have sex with Bakuwife
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>537224614what is tazuna doing
>>537224667sadly, another resident would end up strangling her with a pillow case after her 1200th pun in one day
What do?
Winning Sex
>>537224841only if they still have their hearing, a lot of them may be deaf
>tfw +16 hours straight gemini ace runs and you have nothing to show for it
>>537224776she looks kinda cool when she's not speaking
>>537224801my bro would never...
>>537224929why are you even doing ace runs right now? I'm doing great-great-grandparent runs right now
>>537224918>a lot of them may be deafIt's because of Bakushin, isn't it?
>>537224929I'm starting to think my parents are the problem but the only thing up from them would be 3/3 blue/pinks which are impossible, it must be my luck
>>537224632Maru/Tazuna and the Director
>>537224938she's also actually smart, you've been fooled the whole time
>>537224863pinch her belly
i'm ready for CM2
>>537224427This is canon.(Daring Tact is my wife)
>>537225081punch*
>>537224863>>537225081Please refrain from posting Nice Natie in this thread, especially her cheerleader costume where it exposes her tummy and navel. My blood pressure is already too high and my doctor said if it gets any higher I'll die.
AAAIIIIEEEEE MY DERBYYYYYYY
>>537224614uuuh what is she doing?
WHERE'S THE FOOD NINGGEN
>>537224863>>537225081>>537225159
>>537225042bakushin, teoi screaming, DARBY etc a lot of tracen will be deaf in their old age
>>537225190food?
>>537224929>picThey need to let Oguri make more freaky faces like this in-game
>>537225159just take the Natie pill
>>537224929Can't believe my GOAT is fucking washed...
>>537225190Quick-feed the horses while Norn is distracting Oguri!
I just figured out you can pre-schedule races so you dont forget to run them......
>>537225172How could you fail her like that. Seppuku. Now.
>>537224929You mean grand parents?
>>537225368... when did you start playing?
>>537225172Give up and try again
*average mayano trainer belike:
Are there any umas that are objectively the worst from a gameplay standpoint?
>>537225368cute anon
Which uma has the most attractive seiyuu?
>>537225571URARA
If I did a Tome Cruise Top Gun cosplay, does that also count as an Umamusume cosplay?
>>537225172No derbii for tiket...?
>>537225571laisu and her bestie urara are brick queens
seeing maya and haru win just makes me happy like no other
>>537225618Cosplay as Top Gun Cruise, go to the nearest anime convention, find a Mayano cosplayer, then take pictures. Express interest in Uma musume, take more pictures.
wtf is tickets problem, all she does is cry I thought it was a joke
>>537225618Only if you wear it at an anime convention, or anything else that's even remotely uma/horse related.
Will we be able to get away with using mlb SRs in a year
bakusex
>>537225819DOn't be so fucking MEAN anon UEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH
Is there no fucking way to mitigate bad luck? I can have a great start in the career, then one late start and the horse finishes 14th or some shit
>>537225854If you have the correct MLB SRs then yes
>>537225825Top Gun is popular outside of Umamusume you know? It can be multi purpose
>>537225654If rice shower wasn't so depressive it'd be fine, but that's the only horse I've built that 100% needs a Taz
>>537225190there's grass right below you, dumb hors
>>537225923How are taishin/biwa friends with her
>>537226016At that point you're just pretending to be tom cruise for it's own sake, but not for uma musume
PSA: Sakura Chiyono O R and SSR have Spring Runner as an event, so you don't need to use that shitty McQueen R card that has like 8 different skills on it for hint hunting. The former is also a Stamina card so you are literally upgrading you spark hunting by using it.
>>537225190Someone say food?
>>537226079What I mean is, I could wear it to an anime con and people would think Umamusume, and I could also wear it to other cons and people will think Top Gun
13 G1 wins, btw
>>537225943It's the worst when a run has a great start, and then you get hit with four migraines in a row for no fucking reasonI know for the first year you can avoid losses most of the time by just running your horse in front, so there's thatBut for random bad events, I don't know how to avoid them. I wonder if it's all RNG or if there's things you can do to reduce the chance?
>>537225943The game is a roguelike, so random shit will happen every run. You can try Tazuna/Aoi if you want.
>>537226094McQueen also has kyoto and long corners
>>537225819She’s just very in touch with her emotions. It’s not a bad thing.
Nice Nurse
>>537225618If you can't win the mock race with the Cruise run it doesn't count.
>>5372262520 hint level and 0 hint frequency with 6+ different hints xd
I sure love being blocked
>>537226135I mean, I suppose.>>537226406>Ogu runs extremely low, using her flexibility>TopGun doesn't run like CruiseMissed opportunity
>>537226160>>537226238Shit's annoying. There's nothing fun about three out of the first four rests in the career being poor + migraine. Also it shouldn't be possible to be blocked by other racers from getting to the first if you have the most fucking power out of all of them.
>>537226502>evil nature is real
>3 careers in a row with no Professor of Curvature hintThis is literally the worst game I've ever played.
I love naisu neicha!
>>537226094I just run McQueen as a parent so I can get sparks off her
Best uma to try and get long sparks with? I am a lucklet and have no MacQwueen
Bros wtf I like Biwa now
>do team trials>get reminded of my cm 2nd place with every player that has the titleI HATE IT
Are corner acceleration ults like Ryan/maru/bride Maya useless this cm?
>>537226795oi teme...
>>537226252Kitasan has Long Corners, silly.>>537226664Don't have her, sadly. I am using a Rudolph 9* Stamina 8* Long quest parent with McQueen grandparent but they do not have the spark on their McQueen.
it's crazy how you can run the same career twice and end up with +600 less stat points. my speed support just decided to hang out in any category other than speed and were only giving one rainbow at a time.
She can do it, right bwos?
>>537226460>McQueen cuts in front of other racers during the autumn Tenno Sho>gets disqualified>literally every single other racer does it to your Uma>nothing happens to themAre they bribing the judges?
>>537226819I didn't even make it past the 2nd round umadachi
>>537226795>cutout spats just specifically for her skirt vent
>4 people with 3D offline>Cant kick them until the Sept 1
>>537226939Umamusume A cannot be stopped...
Tokai Teio (Japanese: トウカイテイオー, April 20, 1988 – August 30, 2013) was a champion Japanese thoroughbred racehorse.
Pace McQueen is has chances of winning on the next CM or it will be a strictly end closer race?
>>537226795>>537226973>destroying the stability and build up of the spats so the skirt can look cool and uniquethat shit is gonna rip so fucking quick you have no idea
I NEED TO FUCK DANTSUS CUNT
>>537227019why so many great people born on Apr 20
>>537227019Tokai Teio
>>537226402The text says Nurse Nature though
>this is what the average umamusume player looks likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqMUwXJEnCo
>>537227019Teio is older than me
>>537225125*doxxes u*
It's about the end of the month.Club status?
>>537227303Actually me
Uma for this feel?
>>537227019Teio love and sex
my last run of the night, bless natie
>>537227449Silence Suzuka
>>537227358You'll hear from my 2IC very soon.
Does Oguri’s ultimate only go to level 4? I just noticed everyone else’s goes to 5 but hers.
>>537227449
>>537227467I want to break her neck
>>537227040help please
Bourbon’s hot
>>537227040Ingles?
>>537227643pace chasers will be the hardest to build because of stamina
>>537227643My parent McQueen has been placing during the cm test rooms as pace and she is wholly unprepared. I believe pace McQueen works
>>537227303this nigga really said digitan is his favorite kek
Roughly 71 uma banners left before my beloved Zenno Rob Roy...
>>537227643It's going to be all about Golshi again, nothing beats Golshi
>>537227762Sir, that's a Scottish donkey.
>>537227819ggez
>wanna play?
>>537227871and what a glorious ass it is...
>>537227762bigger ears than rice?
I tried looking up how inspiration works but every page just talks about sparks instead.How many sparks can you activate during inspiration? What are the chances of hitting a certain spark? How much stats/hints do I get per spark?
>>537227959I want to rape
>>537227807God umas getting possessive is so hotMorally I would be a terrible trainer My uma would love me tho
>>537227497yatta
>>537227807Alright just post the images where our horse saves us from abusive women. Let's get it out of our system.
sparks status?
>>537227819Taishin is better since she has encroaching shadow aka gold spurt
"Did you know? She can draw straight lines without using a ruler."
I can't believe Mambo is fucking dead
>>537227303sounds smarter than the average player
>>537228105
>>537228083
>>537228025I recommend checking this, I find it very usefulhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mT_uH79lZwEth6qGvjBOvrRKxwfKixr6vfhgzoW1s-U/edit?gid=1680923329#gid=1680923329I think you can hit any amount, and roughly the way it works is, based on your indivual affinity (so parents are way better than grandparents) you do chance = base_proc * (1+affinity/100), how do you get that base_proc number? its based on how many genes you have, and how high star the are
>>537228113Taishin is better if you have mlb ssrs to carry her subpar stat growth
>>537228153
>>537228240gutsmaxx to take advantage of her powerful 20% guts affinity
>>537228195>>537228237Alright listen here you little shits.
>>537228198the school LOSERS
I'm 28 stars short of teio. is there nothing I can do besides hope RNG gives me Teio star pieces in the daily and monthly shops?
pretty stupid question but how the "hint levels" and "hint frequency" work? they improve the level and frequency of ANY hint or just that specific card hint?
when you wiggle your cock in her face
>>537228437buy them?
What if your honse is your abusive woman
>>537228528I'm just a humble fisherman
>>537228552Trust me, winning ticket ain’t abusing anything
>>537228531you can't exchange statues for umas you don't own, thats literally the problem.
WHY DOES RICE SHOWER SHIT THE BED CONSTANTLY???
>>537228552just give up and accept it
>>537228482specific card hint
>>537228437they eventually add more ways to get stars including daily legend races where you can target one
Not picture is a 1* and Stamina and Turf spark.I'm getting tired, boss. This has gotta be good enough for lucky honse.Guess I can take this and then make the other side with a Tachyon, hoping for long/mile spark?Also am I crazy for liking 1LB SSR Tazuna when doing sparks runs? Having a free mood fix on a rest feels so nice.
>>537228630You didn't train her to shit outside.
>>537228153Mambo is dead. Mambo remains dead. And we have killed her. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent?
>>537228630Poor diet probably
>>537228482just that card, hint frequency is how often you get the "!" on any training, and level is how high the hints start from (+1? maybe I just checked the parent slave card and it says hint lvl 4 but it gives 5 hints? or is it base hint +lvl maybe)
>>537228718we should eat the mambo
yay
Post Rice’s ass
>>537228718>>537228153mambo was part of unit 731 during world war 2 and her punishment is atonement for her sins
>>537228630RICE SHOWER GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
Cute!
What happens if you tell chinese umas in tracen about tiananmen square?
>400k points for the dober cardI thought you faggots said they reduced requirements after the first event. this is MORE than what the spe and mambo card required.
>>537228552is she really
>>537228663>eventually
>>537228903The tanks were just Hishi Akebono sized umas eating smaller sized umas
>>537228787One has to know the size of one's stomach.
>>537228946It's criminal that I have to wait four more months to be able to roll for her
>>537228823not yay
Cute.
>>537228879Buono vow was the most beautiful one
Got Cooldown/Spurt on my Darby run, I now like Ticket
>>537228879Time to consummate the marriage
How do you build enough stats for Long aces? I can hit the speed and stamina requirements, but then I also need like 800 power and 400 wit? Where do I get these stats bro
>>537229151can't wait to see cooldown and bofa proc right out the gate
>>537228217hm, ok I think I get it.This is saying during an inspiration, you have X% chance for that spark to activate?Why do I only get 9 activations though? How does it choose which ones to activate?
>>537229134Aoi SR MLB card or LB2 Tazuna?
>>537229194For the character events, you have to prioritize power instead of stam/speed. That gives you another ~50 power usually
>>537229198she fucked it all up with a guts spark
which umas are for me?
>"Princess" Kawakami>Will never be a princess>Fine Motion>Actually a princess >Fine Motion>Will never be a woman>Princess Kawakami>Actually a woman???
https://youtu.be/xmH6Bqmo1r4
>>537229230MLB tazuna borrow, she just was never with others so i got her to yetlow in september...
>>537229350maya
ToT
Didn't have the best career, fucking 4 speed cards and none of them wanted to show up on speed trainin, but how's she as a parent?
>>537229140Simply pick up the smalls.
>>537226135Just wear the wig, ribbon, and animal ears you faggot.
>start parent run with own mediocre parents>but get insane rainbows and sparks so I pivoted to an Ace run>get pic relatedOnly having swinging maestro as her gold recovery skill sucks but I'm wondering if this is still worth consideration for CM2 if at the very atleast as a stamina eater debuffer?
>>537229194Train wits when you don't have any speed / stam rainbows and you might need to bring a power card if you're doing 4/2 or 3/3 sp/sta
>>537228437first anniversary my bro. That's sadly how long i may have to wait for rudolph if I dont luck into her
Top Gun is kinda ugly
>>537229418Why didn't she come to me? I've been a good boy
>>537227760>this nigga really said digitan is his favorite
>>537229507it's fine lates use the least stam
>>537229332Someone stop her
I'm starting to get the feeling my deck is capping me out. I don't think my umas can get much better than they are without rolling more SRs
>>537229475Calm down fatty
>>537229562why didn't you roll on the kita/creek banners
>Don't overdo it!>run instantly garbage
>>537229507Fucking whales complaining about scuff umas that are better than my aces.
Surely i'll get my 2 3* ura finals during the inspiration and stamina rainbows during summer, right? Haha...
>>537229659Because that was when I started the game.
>>537229682then stop training above 20% failure
>>537228689>>537229706
>be a european peasant drawn to battle in the middle ages>you are given a pitchfork or maybe a shoddy spear>told to stand in formation in a field>the earth around you starts to vibrate, a rumble across the hills grows louder and louder as the men around you start to panic>500 uma musume fully clad in plate armor charging at you at breakneck speed war must be cool here
I want to lick uma pussy
>>537227449You already know
>>537228528I wouldn't be able to resist resting it on her tongue>>537229552I can't stop my wife..
Brian should be pregnant
>>537229767i prefer the visual of uma archer formations
>>537229228Yeah, theoretically it should roll the % for every white skill you have (or red genes too)https://youtu.be/UvN8fjqi6HY?t=679I linked a JP inspiration of the latest scenario as an example, if the timestamp doesn't work its at 11:19, you should see a shit ton of whites, not because of they have better chance (they can, but its not that) but because in the future you buy way more skills so you have way more whites and activate moreyou getting 9 is probably because you land the base blues (pretty much guaranteed unless you are running a triangle inheritance) and lucking on some skills, maybe you have a lot of corner recovery or corner adept since everyone buys maestro and professor for example, so they are high chance overall
do I just spam career playing 10+ G1s and hope for 2 white sparks? Is that the maximum?
>>537229354>Mejiro McQueen>Kachow
According to the sim, Tachyon 2 is better than 1. Does the 700+ Power really matter that much? I mean Tachyon 1 has max speed and S long aptitude
Where do I find a girl like Silence Suzuka?
Welp time to lock in
>>537229350Yes.
>>537229959you have two double circle speed skills on the right?
>>537229798What would it taste like?
I will ask for the last time.Why is the all uma spark banner glazed as much as "must pull banner" when it doesn't even have higher rateup or higher chances of getting good umas? is there any hidden mechanic i am unaware?Here are my arguments on why is optimal to roll on the rate up banner.>Rateup banner has 0.75% chance, which is almost 12 times higher than a specific uma on the all spark banner (0.064%)>On average, you will get your desired horse on a normal banner way earlier (<140), this mean you can stop early save the rest of the roll for the next banner >With this in mind it means you save 60 rolls on average, assuming you saved 200 rolls expecting worst case scenario>On average, on the all spark banner, you will go to 200 spark and the chances of getting specific horses are very low as there will be a lot of umas.>There are no limited horses, so you can get spooked on any banner, not just the all spark banner although it does have higher chances is not as big as people make it to be (with 47 horses, horses with no rate up on a normal banner has 0.048% with one horse or .033% with two horses vs .064% on all spark banner)>If you get your horses sooner instead of waiting for the banner, you can build them earlier which is important for an accelerated scheduleSo why should ANYONE not choose to roll for target banners if they have 200? All i heard is that you should skip them and go for this banner but i have still have found a good enough reason.
>>537229942i dont think the race sparks matter that much, it's more for the affinity
I want to lick uma feet
>>537229767Umas HATE this one simple trick!
>>537230109>doesn't have the courtesy to add a tldrnot reading that
>>537229894Oh, so with high enough affinity and stars, some sparks are just almost guaranteed?
>>537230109>the only banner where you can spark whatever you wantthat's why
>>537230109>On average, you will get your desired horse on a normal banner way earlier (<140), this mean you can stop early save the rest of the roll for the next bannerAverages don't really apply here.But it's actually 93 rolls.
>>537230109I agree with you, but I think the idea is basically>there's 51 umas or more in the banner, all same rate up>i have a very good chance that every time i land a 3* its going to be a different one>so i can get ones that I sorta want but also don't care enough to roll>all of this is fine since with my 200 im guaranteed to get the uma i want when i exchangeBut yeah, I think that rate up is way better, get her early and save the rest sounds way better to me... I don't get it either
>>537230109you're retarded and think people can only want 1 specific uma at a time.
Love Tazuna
>0-1 rainbows at summer and onwardsMan, i almost had it... I even had so many skill discounts from hints...
I think Uma Summer is lewd
oh yea... I should spin
>>537230460there will be about 47 horses when that banner releases, it doesn't take a genius to know that you won't really get what you want unless you want all 47 horses, in that case you are just the exception
>>537230614Get to clicking bitch. Experience the Cygames UI/UX
So the strat is to not take skills during the career right?
I hate Satono Diamond.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>537230349yep, you can look at the tables for a quick look up, i think the doc goes with 100 affinity on parents for the calcs? in the future there's some busted shit, affinity gets reworked so every shared g1 gives you 3 points, so if both the grandparents did medium ura finale and your parent did two that's already +30 point to affinity, and there's extra buffs for running triple crowns or some shit, it can get insaneThe square i selected there is for the best case on skills, 3* on everyone (parents and grandparents) you'd have it on almost every run for sure, specially after you can get higher numbers than 100
>>537230780if you want to
>>537230780Look up the name of the "fast learner" event of your trainee and if that event goes by and you don't get fast learner, then feel free to start buying
>>537230802Imagine the hate sex
>>537230780I'll take max skills or big discounted stuff if I'm getting fucked in races for no reason
>>537230754>2 max spin bingosYou better give me back that luck in rolls....
>>537228195post more
>>537230815I don't know what I want...>>537230851I see, I'll have a look.>>537230873Makes sense.
post something cute
>>537230807And this is why looping is better than trying to farm the same uma over and over
>>537230447>i have a very good chance that every time i land a 3* its going to be a different oneBut this chance is better on a regular banner starting few months before it?
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1wEhmzvEoT/
>>537230371Why averages don't matter, it should as its opportunity cost, the recommendation is to skip every horse banner because this uma banner is "better".Like, you can go two full sparks on that banner with a high chance of getting jackshit or using the same two full sparks on the other banners with a high chance of not actually using all the 400 rolls.>>537230359That's nowhere enough a good reason to skip all the others though, you have no other option if you want a specific horse
For me, it's Daitaku Helios
fuck niggers
>>537224291rate my king halo run (my best ever)
>>537231112no spurt = no rights
>>537230780when training a farmer you definitely want to take skills because you need to be strong enough to win every G1 available plus you may need to prunefor an ace you could try to get away with it while holding out for fast learner but losing races will get you less stats and skill points over time
What the hell is the spark Tazuna emote supposed to convey?
Greetings.I will be removing anyone who does not have the Taurus Platinum title once we reset the monthly ranking. This /uma/ club will only allowed non-shitters in it. If you forgot to change your title, do so now.
>>537231037Averages don't matter because you only want one copy. So I think the correct way to calculate when is coinflip. Coinflip (50% of not getting any copies) is at 93 rolls for 0.75% chance banners.
>>537230807so you just loop the same 4 or so umas over and over till you get what you want?
>>537230917You get wholesale dog instead.
>>537231264forbidden knowledge
>>537231264Pay up Torena
Crazy how much my parents do not want to inherit Spurt even after having grandparents and the skill
>>537230802*lick*
It's crazy how I could barely get any speed rainbows with 3 speed cards so I switched to 4 the next run and got even less rainbows
>>537230780I grab lone wolf early. It's very cheap and a big buff.
>>537231482Freak.
>>537231264Inspiration spark I suppose
It's crazy how much I want to rape Dia.
>>537231264Spirit bomb, heralding annihilation in totality
Jungle Pocket, please be my wife
>>537231614would it be rape tho
>>537231614It wouldn't be rape.
>>537231029no, the chance of dupes is higher the fewer umas there are and dupes are what you are trying to avoid most likely
>>537230780Even if you have strong stats you still need to take skills to avoid those same skills proccing hints. Of course,do this only if there's more than 1 skill on a support card than you want, skills you purchase won't have hints show up again
>>537231342cute and beautiful dog. post more
QUIZ TIMEWHICH DO YOU CLICK?
>>537231020for now? I think so, its a bit mentally I'll but it works, sorta>>537231334its a valid strategy, trying to overlap good umas with same races and keeping the sparks alive, in the future we get some help with pic related, as we get higher scores getting higher stars becomes more easy (also we get more borrows a day so you can rely on another player to do your work for you) and looping is not a thing anymore in JP from what I've read online
>>537231327Where did you get the coinflip value, there's not even a guaranteed afte getting a SSR, are you high this isn't mihomo
>>537231794Stamina?
I won Taurus but I just don't see myself winning Gemini unless my situation is more common than i think and 99% of players are gonna be showing up with not nearly enough HP.I just cant' seem to get the RNG to get 1200 speed 1200 stam. I think the best case scenario for me might be 1k / 1k
>>537225397Oh my god it says DAHBII on her fucking tombstone.
>>537231836Binomial distribution
>>537231794>chance of Spurt vs all of thatStamina.
>>537231794Stamina.Even if I'm hunting spurt off of hishi that's a lot of friendships to give up.
>>537231794stam eztry to prioritize friendships early on,you'll get more hint chances later but hitting that 1100 for the highest 3* stat spark chance isn't easy
>>537231794Amazon's skill hints are the limiting factor of the run, so you take her skill hint every time.
Can you do tazuna dates during ura finals or do you have to finish them before december late?
>>537231794Speed and then kill myself when it's stats
>>537231962EI EI MUN
>>537231925>>537231921>>537231897>>537231841You failed. Youd know this isnt an Ace run because of Hishi in the deck.>>537231975>>537231925Correct It was stamina to spare haha....
>>537231794Speed if this is a parent run.Stamina otherwise.
>>537231727Yes, that's why "few months" is there, because on all spark they are evenly distributed on 3% chance, but on regular banners they are distributed on 2.25% (the rest of 3% is target). So you'll need less umas for that.
>>537231794Hishi hint obviously, if you don't get spurt your run is already over
>>537231794Unless I have some other access to Spurt, I take the Speed training.If I get to the end of the career without spurt, it almost doesn't matter what the stats are, it's a dead run.
>>537232079Fuck you.
>>537231794you take the hint because her hints are so rare and the run is completely bricked anyway if you don't get spurtthe stamina doesn't matter unless you're not able to win races because of it
>>537232079>trying to parent for one skill for one CMNo, I'm just not a retard
I haven't been following discussionWhy is everyone spurting over Spurt?Don't even know what the hell the spurt skill is
>>537230109Nice try but im not falling for your psyop, I'll have 60k carats by the time the banner comes and ill be drowning in dozens of 3*s and even 4*s while you cope with your single digit 3*s.
>>537231973you can do them but it's kinda pointless by then.the way i do it is keep the last date open for the turn just after the tenno sho autumn/qe2/japan cup gauntlet (always a mood down because 3 races in a row) and before arima (which is usually a goal race), so you get into the ura finals with max mood and high energy
>>537231962
>>537232204If you think you're so lucky you should roll on regular banners so you don't have to wait.
aiiieeee my one daily borrow
>>537231719This boy?
>>537232313Sex
>>537232312how???
>>537231719Jungle Pocket sounds like the name of a tropical STD
>>537232195You remember how everyone wanted the acceleration uniques from Taiki and Maru? Well there's very few acceleration skills for this CM due to length/map. Spurt is the best possible one available to everyone.
>>537231794i'm assuming your final card is not air groove and if so then you're doing it wrongyou should be rolling for both straightaway spurt and groundwork at the same timethere's a possibility that your girl will roll turf aptitude in which case having both groundwork and spurt on her would be insanely good
>>537232374hopeless stake...
>>537232312HOPELESS
Was Nice Nature always popular as an umawife?
>>537232204I don't think it's a psyop, I just think he doesn't comprehend having one or two primary targets that you plan to spark and whatever you get besides those is just a bonus.
It's time
>>537231845Same, i'm f2p that won taurus but the grind to get enough stats for gemini with my deck right now just sounds miserable, so i haven't even started yet.
>>537232313When is this sexo coming out? I want to make her my main end-closerShe is a beast
Who is the Big Boss of Umamusume? Or should I say, who is the Big Uma?
>>537232492HOPELESS
>>537232492Oguri sad :(
>>537230109Countless people didn't even get a single copy of kitasan until the spark value>On average, you will get-And many people still fail 5% trainingsBanking on anything other than a spark is stupid, is this your first cyge?
>>537232492I believe
>>537232513Nov 2027
Oguri should starve
Oh, Nishio Flower can juggle forever huh? We'll see about that.
How would you react to this?
>>537232079Go next.
>>537232407>groundworkbut why? no one's running a front on a long cm, they won't survive. every other position just paces until last spurt,
>>537232312>betting on hopeless stakesYou brought this upon yourself.
>>537232406Oh, so that's why my Maruzen borrows have been plummeting Guess I should work on a new parent.What parent is everyone going for now?I could work on a Taishin
1200 speedlong Sright handedspring runnerlone wolfI have a dream and i believe in it.
imagine being a horse
>>537232696are you fucking stupidi just said there's a possibility that she could roll TURF aptitude in which case having both groundwork and spurt available on her would be amazing
>>537231772
>>537232624I'm going to be fucking dead by then fuck this nigger lifeI will probably get killed by some random shitOr WW3 will start and fuck us all aaaaah fuuuuuck
>>537232312
>>537232407>multiplying the pain for diminishing gains and competing hints
>>537230189>umas roll up>fire 6 pistols or an arquebus into your formation >they run away and reload >you can't do shit about it>you are at thier mercy until your artillery or own umas can drive them offIt wasn't that great bro
>>537232797
>>537232797what the fuck is a "horse"?
Imagine training Vodka.
>>537231772This is a good way to go.
>>537232876rolling for groundwork on groove is not painful at allunlike hishi amazon, air groove has some hint frequency and hint levels for easier pruning
>>537232643Accept my fate
>>537232853>chilling in post-apocalyptic hellhole ruins doing my daily borrows>still can't get straightaway spurt onto my gold ship
>>537232949Sex with vodka while daiwa watchesSex with daiwa while vodka watchesDaiwa and vodka having sex while I watch.
>>537232880Wtf is that?
>>537231017
>>537232447Yeah I was just buzzwording, pretty much how I see it as well, I only have 2, maybe 3 must have umas up until that point and if I can guarantee them with a higher chance of random spooks I'd rather go for that. Higher seratonin hits too once I dump it all.
>Daiwa ScarletMore like bitch!
>>537232845
>>537231017You first
>>537233104Vodka is so cool!!!!
You better keep this up for the entire debut.
>>537232948Wife
>>537233104Negging works
I wonder if SKG applies to umamusume. Most gacha publishers are extremely petty and would rather destroy all the data than make a playable offline port of a dead gacha
Vodka....
I taught Aoi how to umapyoi
>>537233206Neighging.
>>537232948FM Sexo
>>537233052Tact, my beloved.
do you guys actually cancel a run when the hopeful stakes go hopeless?
>>537232948More like Wife Motion
>>537233259
>>537233178You will get 3 triple speed rainbows near the end of the run but you'll only have energy for one of them, unless you gamble to at least get 2 of them
>>537233281Maruzensky’s great-great-great granddaughter sure is pretty
>>537233316If you do McQueen, and you run Hopeful, and you score below 3rd place, you lose automatically because you don't get enough fans to proceed.
>>537233238SKG's only chance is in the EU and that's a big if
>>537232876at the very least you could get ONE of the two skills (spurt/groundwork) so your run isn't completely brickedif you can get both then even better
>>537233390Balance has been restored
>>537233380
>>537232643Coming home to Scarlet...
>changing my rolling plans again after giving into greed
>>537233316You don't really have a choice if McQueen fumbles the Hopeless Stakes and has done zero other races. She has a fan quota of 5k due Junior year Late Dec.
Couldn’t pay me to marry Scarlet
>>537233480>>537233238SKG Threatens not only the video game industry lobby, but the idea of Licensing products as a whole. they'd sooner shoot that bald man dead and take the monetary hit for it than allow that to happen
Where was this during my Taurus grind?
>>537233608So is it her dream about cakes or his wet dream about micro bikini McQueen?
I really don't understand legacy farming. Any given run has approximately 0% of giving you the combination of blue/green/white you want. The only Straightaway Spurt sparks I've ever gotten were on 1* guts and 1* wit. And you have to repeat this whole process THREE TIMES for a single legacy, or six times for a single full set of parents. That's not even getting into how running with a gimped hint deck means your trainee will not infrequently just job at races, ruining the affinity possibility of the run.Isn't this literally impossible? Even if I did 20 runs a day I wouldn't be done before cm, forget about actually training an ace or three after that. Am I missing something? Is there some trick to making spark chances higher that nobody has told me about? I'm going insane.
>>537233447>>537233608ohhhh i don't have her, the more you know, that's kinda tight
Got raped by Daiwa again award
>>537233594I wish I paid more attention to the threads Sparked for Brian without knowing that Bride Top Cun was fucking next on the list
>>537233732I have both McQueens, got spooked by them. Haven’t used them once.
Who else made a devilish team trial team with fake poverty horses on the preview screen so people pick it expecting easy wins and then lose 0/5.
>>537233732That's why I do the G3 beforehand so I can run Hopeful Stakes without caring about winning or losing.
>>537233608Fatty
>>537224492how did you save it after you done? screen capture?
I don't even have her but I love McQueen E art.
>>537233594I rolled twice on the wedding umas banner and now I am down 3k carats, I can't control myself
>>537233732It's a nice culling point when doing ace runs, but you don't want your run killed by it if doing parent runs and you got key hints early on.
Hey guys can I have an uma wife?
>>537233707kino...
>>537233732>TightThere's plenty of G3 races throughout junior year that can be done and with enough fan bonus guarantee enough fans.But are you going to waste a turn running a potentially worthless race rather than just Hoping?
>>537233798Sounds like any other day
>>537232528>>537232560>>537232590EZ
I run McQueen a lot and I have won every Hopeful race.
>>537225368Wait, you can do that?!
>>537233901My favorite one.
>>537225368Good job new guinea pig, keep it up with the discoveries
>>537234049SameSounds like a skill issue
I want a burger no piggle
If I only wanna roll in GSSRs and have the willpower of a budha, what's the best way to buy carats for the maximum benefit?
>>537234294Chocolate Shower...
>>537234216we need to stage an intervention
>>537234012>twintail hugBest girl!
>>537234216I did less runs with her, but the same vibes. Also I'm that one guy who got 3 McQueens in a row, 2 of them from paid starter pack.
>>537234294Never post that shit ever again.
Another day, another no parent with spurt, haha....
>>537234242Why does that burger look... flaccid?
>>537234294I wish I'd been into this game just a week sooner. I was at Anime Expo and there was a little bit of uma cosplay but I mostly ignored it. I'd shoot my shot for a cute little rice cosplayer though not a dark one. She's the black assassin, not the african assassin.
>>537234384What's wrong with it?
>>537234345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
>>537234384is el racist?
>28 runs>zero spurt sparks
>>537234384El went to France to fuck big black stallions
Alright boys, I'm going to turn King Halo into a long runner for this CM. Wish her luck!
>>537234452The movie screening with the audience Umapyoi at the end was a great experience, they had a whole routine with the glow sticks
On a scale of 1-10, 1 being Sunny Days and 10 being Straightaway Spurt, how important is URA Finale spark?
>>537234384El Negro Pastor...
Her insides are 50% milk and 50% tears
>>5372347796
Ain’t no one here getting any cosplayer pussy lmao
>>537234770yeah my uma pals dragged me along to that. The movie was great and the fanbase energy was high. I had a good time. I just still feel like I missed out. I only picked the game up because I knew it'd be big this year and 3 of my most charismatic friends in my hotel block were playing it, but if I knew just a bit more a bit sooner i might have been a day 1 player and looked into the fanbase a bit before attending.
>>537234516this video is almost old enough to vote
>>537234786i think it's more 20/80
How are the 900 stam umas in CM rooms with only 2 gold recoveries surviving? I thought they were supposed to die?
I'm... posting with people that unironically got to anime conventions?
>8* groundwork>2* ura (+2 parents)>5* stamina parents>1* witmotherfucker
>>537234870Someone here could hit this with minimal effort
>3dpdI hate SEA hours so fucking much
>>537235084Watching Tickezu jump up and down is the most beautiful thing in the world
>>537235169fat fuck
>>537235169And people wonder why guys retreat to shit like Uma.
>>537234294>shitshower
>>537234294>>537235169I fell sorry for you burgers if these are what your average western cosplayer looks like
>>537235239Think about it this way, seaHours are the time to chill, do something else, not be in this thread.>>537235308MY SEXY BRO!
Holy shit this Creek run is so fucking curse>fail 2 trainings before maiden race>mood down everytime i raise it>random fujin kiseki support to brick my energy>somehow she appeared again>fail hopeful stakes>fail more trainingsthis is so fucking shitty i don't have speed to win anything
>>537233821They're decent Long TT runners.
>>537235308Everyone deserves a bro they can tittyfuck and creampie. Bros help each other relieve stress.
My bwo
>>537234637>Southerner born in KentuckyWhat do you think?
>>537234870My most unethical life protip is that most women have very, very low self-esteem.
>>537235664Just look at Mejiro McQueen
>>537235474I think it’s funny that, by population ranges of the Uma world, at least a fifth of the anons here would be umas.
just rape them
>>537235773A fifth of you are girls?????
>>537235773the anti ningen posters
Back to sleep I go
I identify as an uma, please respect that or I’m gonna kill you
>>537236004What is she going to do...
Is there *any* unique worth inheriting on Oguri/Agnes for Gemini?Or I just grab Spurt & Ura for white sparks and use whatever skills my support cards have?
>>537236034not rape us?
>>537235849MOOOODSS DELETE THIS SHIT
>>537235847The Uma world population is the same as irl earth’s. Meaning that in order to facilitate millions of umas while adhering to the population count, both male and female population numbers will be replaced by umas. Cue at least 20% of the 4chan posters being horse girls
>>537236126Spurt is end closer only bwo
https://x.com/i/status/1961567396243583067
>>537236126rudolph for ogur if late surger
Wish she was playable
>>537236186>50 50 male female ratio>meaning the males can't be touched at all, only female>20% of 4chan are female browserhot fucking take
>want to roll for honse pussy>but my support cards are just horribly bad>don't even have most of the good SRs, never mind MLBing themBros...
Spurting inside your Uma.
>>537236126Lucky horse, that fall looked bad
>>537236107Don't worry about it
>>537236268you rerolled for mlb kitasan right anon?
>>537236186The soul transmigration requirement sinks your assertion.There are only 60 million horses around the world at present.Therefore umas would be less than 1% of humanoids. This tracks with anime Spe never encountering another uma up in Hokkaido.
>>537234513
I think Tokai Teio sucks.
>>537236429My dick
what uma is this
>>537236416>>537236265Damn, I forgot about the soul thing. Looks like 4uma will never happen
>13/30 Hopeful Stakes banners to get Golshi to pot5Holy shit this is painful
>>537236362What a fiend.
>>537236490Christmas Oguri
Is it true that Dober's lines are nicer if you choose a female Torena?
I dedicate this run to Tazuna
Is there a way to know whether you've gotten a club invite while still being in a club?
>>537236657Tazuna is such a nice girl and definitely not an Uma.
>>537236716Tazuna is a normal human like you and I
>>537236494I mean, it could, easily. Not like a website ever needed a fuck ton of people to start or survive. Or, hell, make it a board.
>>537236751a very fast human
>>537236594Yes but you get to miss out on breaking down her walls and turning her out as a man
>>537236751What a Tazuna thing to say... Oh look, a carrot steak over there!
Are late surgers really that bad? I wanna have some variety instead of just doing pace and front over and over.
>>537236883they don't get good until a certain card releases but coping with the NN card (which releases soon) will make it viable
>>537236784She eats her wheaties every day
>>537236883Their skill selection sucks compared to other styles, but in terms of gameplay they're better the less umas there are because they're the style most prone to getting brocked. So, yes, they suck.
>>537236883late surgers become meta in 2 patches, just hold
>>537236126Literally nothing but 9* sta, as much long as possible, and as much URA as possibleNothing else will matter.
>>537237001I thought that was front runners
>>537236969What card?
Why do i never hear about anyone using Spe for the upcoming CM? she does have a +20% to stamina...
>tried building urara for CM2 to counter taishin>figured I could wit max and get just barely enough stats to prolong the career for debuff skill hints>try CM practice>ends up maintaining a top 3 position all the way to last spurt even with these shit statsWhat the fuck are you supposed to do then? Is the only way to "raise" an urara for this strat simply overtraining her until her stats are in the ground and failing at the first fan count goal? How low do her stats have to be to immediately fall way behind?
>>537237092I will probably use SpechanCurrently training Golshi, and then after that Spechan, but I might not even finish my Golshi and in that case I'll just throw in two debuffers
AHHH I'M IN TRAINING HELL I REPLACED TAZUNA FOR 3 SPEED 3 STAM AND THEY BOTH GET TO AROUND 850/850 AND I FEEL LIKE MY RAINBOW PROCS AREN'T TOO UNCOMMON SOMETHING FEELS OFF I'M EVEN USING THE HIGHEST SPECIALTY PRIORITY CARDS TO ENSURE THAT I WON'T GET FUCKED BUT THE RUN STILL ENDS WITH SUCH LOW STATS RELATIVELY SPEAKINGALLL OF THEM ARE BASICALLY AT 1/4 LB SO MAYBE THAT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT KIND OF ANNOYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>doing testing with my taishin and gold ship>taishin accelerates from the back>miraculously catches up to gold ship>decided to block herself directly behind gold ship>there's no one else around for miles>this goes on for a while until she activates pulse and moves awayThis happens way too often. Sometimes she just runs into a wall of pace chasers before the final corner and decides to block herself. She has 382 wit too.
No rainbows during URA, it's over...
>>537237103another one falls for it
Do white sparks stack?As in, if I have URA on everyone, do I get a chance to get the bonus 3 time or just a higher chance to get it once?
Curse of Opera
Good night faggots have a picture of my wife.
>>537237259>spe and maya so loware their skills trash? or is there another reason?
It is I... Manchester Teahouse!
what is LoH?
>>537236883wait for pokke release
>>537236698if you leave and see an invite
>>537231889I dont think that how it works, genshin has like a similar amount and it has a guaranteed system, so you did something wrong to get 93 rolls.
>>537237296OPERA PLEASE
>>537237254>only 2 gold recovery>only 1000 stamGood enough to finish the race, way not enough to finish the race + survive debuffs.
oh ok
>>537237452Everyone will only bring end/pace debuffs, i'll be fine on late
Is it a noob trap to run 3 speed/3 stam support cards? Barely any double rainbows.
>>537237379woops wrong image
Grrr I am going to eat you!
>cleated a copy of the event card so I could get an SR pull before the month ends>Another manhattan cafe(already mlb)Fuck! Why won't you just give me sweep tosho?!
>>537237254Game was telling you to train wit... looks like the trainee wasn't the only retarded one.
UUOOOOHHH HOPEFUL
>>537237365Spe is either pace which is only going to sniped occasional wins for you, or are which gets brocked a lot. OG Maya is pachinko hors and has a demanding ult that often won't fire at all.
you just KNOW Mcfat is going to bloat up after marriage
>>537237254
>>537237576Her family is rich enough to pay for liposuction
>>537236385>rerollingNo, I'm not a faggot ass bitch. I did get LB3 Kitasan though
>>537237576and its bad because...?
>>537237295They don't. Just higher chance.
>>537237295They're all rolled separately so you can proc multiple ones at the same time for higher bonus
>This basic fundamental aspect of the game (guts, late surger, skills, etc) is just straight broken>Uhh don't worry bwo they fix it in a future patch!!!Every fucking day. Here's an idea: if Cygames knew it was broken, why didn't they fix it before global release?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>537237452no one is going to be able to cap stamina + have 3 golds
>>537237405I see, thanks. So I won't know until the 2nd after backstabbing my current club...
>All those people crying witlet, nice staminaPost your 1200/1200 long S with 400 wit.
>>537224614We definitely fucked
>>537237765How come we have so many teio stars? I checked taiki and it's only around 80+
>>537230109It's unintentional gaslighting by retards suffering heavily from sunken cost fallacy. They can't comprehend the idea of a spark being a safety net in case you get jack shit. That if you roll the uma you need at 100 rolls, you saved half a spark, that you're already halfway there for the next banner. To them, you've "wasted" carats by getting the character you're rolling for, but spending 30k, on the other hand, is totally not a waste. Why? Uuhhhh... hurr durr
>>537237852you get Teio/Macky star pieces from beginner missions or whatever it's called
>there's a 31stAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE I want my club points now!
>>537237794I'm sorry, I actually don't know. I'm in the same boat as you...
>>537237841No anon you just discussed your love of racing with her. Without clothes. Over her bed. Atop of the kitchen table. Maybe even the couch. It was a very thorough discussion
>>537236969what card NIGGA
>>537237815>t.
Is Seiun Sky's unique good enough on its own or do you have to stack it up with other accels?
can i use my kitasan koikatsu card instead
>>537237576>tfw she gets not one but TWO +30 energy events in her career>tfw she often appears in +30 energy events for many other traineesWhy is McQueen such a fatfuck?
>>537238005that's not harikitte of you
>>537230109I think the fallacy is that people think they are going to have this glorious sweep of what's essentially a no rate-up banner. The truth is people *will* get that una thry want but the average number of uma they'll roll on the way there is 6 of which the pools already starting to bloat. You would have been better off sniping rate ups on the way there and getting a custom roster.
>>put Tazuna for Taishin ace runs>>she procs her date starting event just before senior year AkitenDo not trust green woman.
>>537237956How could you do your to me...
>no one talks shit to urara>that one mob kinda did >was never heard from ever again even though it was pivotal to make urara take racing a bit more seriously She was killed wasn't she?
>>537238159got Rice Showered
new strat gaslight just dropped
>>537236376How could a hobo be so sex?
>uma musume>the musume with the hottest voice and outfit is a human npc secretaryYeah okay buddy
>>537238113The same people who say>>537232564Are the people who belive you'll totally get a shitload of 3* rolls on your way to spark on a banner with no rate up. The people shilling for this have malfunctioning cognition.
>>537238201but the wit jap already told me to not use sleeping lion because it sucks
>>537237576You just know that McFat would get gaslit into multiple pregnancies just so she could eat as much dessert as she wants
>>537238201Yeah because most the people pushing this are running goldship and they want people to nuke whale Taishin while wasting a slot. It's a win/win for them if people start doing it.
Good Miling!
>>537238313It would be her idea, she'd say she wants kids but she really wants to eat
>broken guts>no qol>90min dailies>accelerate schedule>no extra gibs>hopeless cms>terrible account pull seedWhen is it going to get better Anon?
>>537230109you yourself said the reason. you pull having in mind the worst scenario, that YOU WILL need to reach the 200 pulls and buy a copy of the target you want, so you would only pull when you have 200 AND it's the banner that you can spark what you want, anything spooked halfway through is profit!
>>537238201Jokes on them, my Taishin is retarded and will move to the back no matter what.
>>537238201I already have 1 prepped and ready to go.
>>537237512I switched back to 4/2, 3/3 is too compromised.
What Umas would do drugs with their Torena?
>>537232447That's not the common argument that people are using when recommending the banner though.Everyone always says "If you want to roll for your waifu fuck everything else" but in this banner in specific, they talk about it like it has increased odds or is way more optimal than the normal when in reality simple math doesn't help that case.The whole reason of the argument is that, even if you have enough for spark to your favorite, you should skip it anyway for this banner because "it has everything and it never comes back" but fails to account that if you roll in a rateup banner more often than not you will NOT go to full spark, that means you save rolls for more umas that you want instead of gambling for a slim chance of getting a uma off-rate.
why do mcqueen and ryan dress like 60 year old grandmas
>>537238454your stamina eater?
>>537238148It was funnier in my head
>>537237296Curse of the opera
>>537238407believe anon! it will get better... someday...
>>537237347Your wife is my paizuri slave, dude
>>537238414>AND it's the banner that you can spark what you wantBanners for characters I want are also banners where I get to spark what I want. What's your point?>hurr you should alway roll with a spark because you should always assume the worst but also for this banner I am assuming the best and rolling because I'll totally get super lucky and get like a dozen spooks
>>537237296>>537238525She looks like a fat fuck here
>>537238407The good news is that they fix it all after a year. The bad news is that that's still 6 months away accounting for the acceleration
>>537238514>0.05% stamina drainBruh
>>537238491Mejiro Palmer
>>537238516Club minmaxing is serious business, you can't just throw someone under the bus like that
>>537238510That's just how rich and noble families dress their girls (and umas)
>>537230109It's to prevent stuff like this from happening. Especially on dual rate ups where 1.5% is dedicated to the rate ups and 1.5 split among the general pool. Now it's less likely to get dupes
>>537238407Just gotta put one foot in front of the other.
>>537237296this horse is cursed
when do we get MANT btw?
>>537238609What QoL are we getting over the next 6 months?
Is this NTR? How was there not a big scandal over this anime? This guy is constantly defiling everyone's horse waifus.
>>537238407Just reroll your account lol
U-umas? HELLO?????? GAME???
>>537238825Wtf special hooker
>>537238407Just hang in there bro, soon we will easily churn out S+ horses, skip our dailies in the blink of an eye, have 60k carats to save up for our favorites, and guts will be meta
>>537238491Mati, Vodka
>>537238580stop putting shit in my mouth, I said if I'm rolling I'm doing with 200 SRs and Rs as targets! If I get an SSR somewhere, nice, if not, though shit, I'm paying the full price of what I want!
>>537238815should have been fired desu sexual harassment
>>537238414But that assumes that you have a high chance of getting spooked compared to a rateup banner, which isn't the case.You can still get spooked on a normal banner while having a high chances of not going the full 200 rolls by getting spooked by the actual rateup banner.
>>537238815I don't watch seasonal FoTM slopnime.
>>537238491Vodka, Pokke, Palmer, Helios
Bottom Ship
>>537238915I explained here>>537238739
>>537238739Getting a specific character is still 0.75%, you don't keep rolling after the first copy, you just stop, therefore you don't actual get dupes because you will use the rolls somewhere else.
>>537238739>oh no, I got the uma I wanted in 200 rolls without sparking. I should have rolled on the banner where I would have not gotten her in 200 rolls and had to use a spark to get her instead???>b-but muh spooks!Man, damn shame that you didn't roll 199 horses on THIS banner, huh...
>>537238842Out of all the possible hairstyles in existence, it HAD to be that one specifically, and that one only? Not even a single compromise or creative liberty? For real? Not even a 0.001% it could have been something else? For real, for real???
Does anyone else have the problem where their finger has a very slight occasional spasm and doubleclicks a button you didn't want to clickBetrayed by my own flesh.......
>>537237418I think of it this way: the chance that you don't get target uma at 92 rolls is 50%. Which means the other 50% percent you get it earlier. So yes, it's not a "coinflip" in usual sense, but I think it's still better than average because you don't really want extra copies compared to new ones.
>>537238842>he trained gutsbricked
>>537238915it's 3% the chance of being a 3 stars girl, and 0.75% the chance of getting the banner character, the chance of a spook is much higher
>>537238703I won't do it again...
>>537239069The case study here is that you were going for mayano bride. Those 3 air grooves could have been a smart falcon, a narita taishin and smaru
>>537239153Molest Teio feet
>>537239134Not sure if it's 100% the same, but I tend to have that problem in tense moments, clicking left when I don't mean to. Not exactly ideal in a shooter.
>>537236843did she fall for the male trainer?
>>537239126better off bald
>>537239187Bwo...
>>537239153Teio Step all over me haha...
>>537237403Isn't that like 2 years away
>>537230109>this CHUD thinks a "rate up" means anythinglol play some xcom hit chances are a joke statistic
>>537239134Yeah
>>537239134Protip, click on a training and drag to the side and you can see them allThen to choose one you release over it and click again
>>537239126It's the #1 complaint I have with her. Cygames really fucked up her design. Cute tomboy that wants to be girly, then they give her a wolfy mullet
>>537239134yeah I just trained in a turn I was supposed to race because of this, almost rage quit the run out of sheer butthurt
>>537239312her IRL horse had an ugly ass haircut on the mane due to a skin condition, they wanted to stay true to that.
>bro like just be a luck chad and get everyone in a single 10 pullimagine saving lol
>>537234779are you a masochist?
>4 spd, 1 sta, tazuna>1200 spd, 1000 sta>4 spd 2 sta>1000 spd, 800 staexplain this shithow do I get 1200 stamina on golshi
>>537239153She can only blame herself for showing her feet like that...
>>537239383as stupid as this might sound to some, and I have to admit that I'm fine with her cut, it's things like this why I enjoy this franchise so damn much.
>>537239383I actually didn't know that. I apologize, Cygames, I wasn't familiar with your game.
Even = buy the daily packs and lose my f2p virginityOdd = don't buy the daily packs
>>537239134yeah
>>537239134>hovering over a rainbow with failure rate>spasm out and click it>it succeedswinners win
You wouldn't be having this argument if cyGAYMES didn't give us 1/4th of a pull for doing the LONGEST dailies in gatcha game history
>>537239383poor honse
>>537238815Suzuka likes him so it's okay
>>537239574Well said, chad
>>537239512I've bought them twice. They won't give you the edge you think they will.
>>537239134This is why drawing stresses me out so much. I know chicken scratching isn't a good habit to have, but I can't help it.
>>537239512Fyi you still keep your f2p status with dailies. Only the non discounted carats are considered p2w
Fuck it
>>537239512bend over
I have 205 points left, what do i pick?>emperor 160 (kinda hard to proc in CM2 desu)>kyoto double 88 (i have 1075 stam)>firm double 99 (693 power)>focus 140>homestretch 136>long corners double 77>lone wolf 70>straightaway adept/acceleration cope 119
Wait, so how do I MLB the event Dober? One from the story, one from the bingo, one from event points, and the other two...?
>>5372394353spd3stm has been 10x more consistent in my experience, i usually hit around 1000/1200
>>537239635Fuck off, retard.
someone run the numbers, how much $ does it cost to do 120 pulls. asking for a friend haha...
>>537239684>firm double 99 (693 power)>long corners double 77at the very least
>>537239716around 1200 dollars
>rest>30 energy>rest again>64 energy (overcapped)
>>537238757why would you run anyone on awful?
>>537239615I just like gambling and the 500 paid carats from daily pack allows me to gamble at least once a day for 10 tens straight.
>>537239780sexo
>>537239435Tazuna's reduced fail chances and energy cost reductions = more trainings/risky clicks. Risk free dates are also better than the rest gamble.
>>537239716$200 if you get the limited offer, not worth it
>>537239780The uncensored ears are so sexy...
>>537239780>natty with no fluffUtter shit tier design.
>>537238815Because he's doing that sincerely with pure intentions to determine what the conditions of each horse is like because he's taking his job as a trainer seriously.
>>537239904yes yes you have seanigger taste we get it
>>537239195You cannot use worst case scenario and use it as if its common occurrence. that anon got unlucky and went full 200 rolls, shit happens, is not something that will happen to every single person if the rates are correct.
>>537238815speicla chud deserved it
>>537238815he's your thinly veiled self insert, don't dwell too hard on it.
>>537239916Also, his horsegirls like him and see him as a big brother who looks out for them.
>>537238825Where did she learn those moves...
>>537239802For bragging rights.
>>537239601He never molests Suzuka though
>>537239780
im playing jp right now and im pretty sure this game is a skillpoint+skill game. Statchuds wont be ready for this.
>>537239962Nigger she looks like a recoloured spe.
>literally all the umas I want to pull are either front runners or late surgers>my favorite uma cheval grand is pacegoddamnit I thought I could get away with skipping the race style specific cards
>>537238815I would also want to check out how does does powerful leg muscles of a horse deeply compacted and compressed to slender legs of an uma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQyNTKyMODw
>>537240274Nta but you are blind and/or autistic.
>>537240159He cares for Suzuka the most and sees her as a younger sibling
>>537240225I will NEVER race, skillfag.>clicks level 3 unrainbowed speed
>>537239780After like 4 months of delays Amiami just today finally confirmed that they're going to ship me my figure.
>>537240425the skill points are mostly from the cards itself that gets multiplied by the scenario
>>537239689Three from the bingo.
>streamer talks shit about iron will>same streamer uses unruffledmake it make sense
Reminder for CMRandom moods lowers your stamina and guts, that means you can randomly just lose the race before it even begins if you get hit with Awful mood.This is why you want high stamina and at least 2-3 gold recoveries
Special chud...
>In this match, where King Halo finally won the glory of G1, perhaps by a twist of fate, Yoshitomi Shibata rode as the rider of King Halo, and Yuichi Fukunaga , originally the main rider of King Halo , played Divine Light.[B] I rode on and finished second. Jockey Fukunaga left behind a painful impression of defeat, saying, "There was a word in front of me that I most wanted not to have."This is literally NTR wtf
>>537239962I've had it up to here with your fucking jigaboo screeching. You fucking moon cricket. You complete porch monkey. You expect me to sit here and listen to your nigger babble about how liking her fluffy pigtails makes me a "seanigger"?? I don't know what backwards shithole you live in but it probably makes india look like fucking Shangri-La in comparison. Especially when their """people""" have something against Natie's pigtails. May your waters turn red with the blood of your torn asshole after a million seaniggers have their way with you.
>>537240709gave up on his waifu, deserved
Well anon whats your excuse?
>>537239780This feels like too OOC for her
UMA ATTACK
hmmmm
>>537240768post legacies
>Mile, Medium and Long all in one inspirationholy fucking SHIT what the fuck, I've never seen this happen, wonder what the odds even areI sure wish any of the 3 Turf sparks could've procced as well though, or instead of Mile and Medium
Why did he join my CM2 lobby
>>537240709so it was all that jockeys fault
>>537240768i cant compete with whale decks like these with mlb srs
>>537239780She's plain but in a cute way!
>>537240816This but instead of "save Europe" it's "death to America" and instead of HishiAma it's Kris S
>>537240663Special AwesomeGive her the encouragment she needs!!>>537240768MLBlet
>>537240768>only 1000 stam>800 power>not S on track or distanceI mean, if it's for the next CM, unless she has 3 gold recoveries and cracked skills in general, that's not very impressive either
curse of opera
>>537241043She caught you with Tazuna, that's why.
>>537241024retard mambo
Do any cards have events that give Fast Learner?
>>537240768Why'd you hide the legacies? post the sparks...
My uma won Arima Kinen with only 300 stamina and a shitload of speed. Click on this link to see how!
Wait, if you can't inherit Gold skills, then if I do spark horse, I can just learn a bunch of white skills then?
>>537241164But you didn't post a link...
>>537240714sheeeeeeeeesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmH6Bqmo1r4&ab_channel=%E8%A5%BF%E6%9D%91%E3%82%B2%E3%83%BC%E3%83%9F%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B0mambo
>>537241182golds have double the chance to create a spark
I want to shave Falco's armpits and pussy so that she looks her best for her gravure photoshoot
>>537238767Yea, I dont know why opera jobs so hard
72735794CM2 test. If possible, bring a cracked out pace chaser, i just wanna check if my narita can proc her unique.
>>537240714Uh oh SEAnig melty
>>537241387Keep her anus hairy for personal use? Smart thinking!
>>537241387she waxes
Teio status?For me, I challenged myself to run a different runner per entry, it was fun, even if I've got 6 out of 9 wins. Here's my thanks to:OperaMcQueenAir GrooveScarletElKing>golshi>vodka>grass
>>537241374Proof?
big
>barely passed bump limit after 4 hoursIt's so overWe used to blitz through 4-5 threads in that timeframeCM really caused the death of global
Would you an opposite Flower
>>537241582we've always been a bit slower during SEA hours
>>537239684if youre going sparks then you want double circles first
Remember to eat your vegetables, /uma/.
>>537230109You will pull your "rate up" on the 199th roll and then have no choice but to spark the same rate up.
>>537239690>770/920/560holy hell that was a terrible runfuck this shit I'm going back to Tazuna
>95% pts increase via supports>18,500 pts for one runthe point gain is way lower than the two previous events, right? or am i doing something wrong?i remember doing over 30k per run last time and i didn't even stack that much event cards.
>>537241634this game flopped hard even with going viral. cygames really dropped the ball by being a greedy nigger. the only thing they gave global was some ai english cover of umapyoi with a heavy accent that no one understands. ITS OVER
>>537241391Interesting my Oguri did do well since it was my first S long one I made. Taishin and my Gold Ship we just "failed" runs since no cool down.
>>537241792Just running Bakushin while watching something else. The farm is really tedious, hope they improve.
>>537241792do more races
horses either look so goofy or look so coolthere's no way they are real
>>537241840>doomposter>IESLBhmmmmm
>>537241991>The farm is really tedious, hope they improve.It's literally just running careers like normal? You don't have to finish in a day bwo.
how much worse is an lb3 taishin vs an lb3 sweepy
>>537241991They will eventually add x2 stamina spent per run for x2 reward and make it so that you don't need to actually use the cards/umas themselves for event point bonus.
>got third Boomerzensky this game is trying to tell me something
Teio is weak against the brown mudslime girls
>>537241595>deep with flower's flavourShe came on it.
>>537242048nothing wrong with being european
>>537241996how many points are you gaining by doing that?
>>537242167Teio getting molested by the brown uma trio...
>>537241115suck it nigger your golshi ain't shit
>>537241723Explain to me what's the difference between a 20% change of getting absolutely nothing of value and thus needing to spark vs a 99% chance of getting nothing of value and needing to spark.
>>537240768no turf S style S is glue unfortunately
>>537242391but i just checked and jakarta isn't in europe though?
>>537242053Yes, but I think I won't have time to play on next couple of weeks more than 1 career so I'll just do as much as I can now
So far i finished all my bingos without pity.
Woah dude wait calm down
>>537242628wait till you see almond eye
>>537242628>that aura
>>537242151what is her deal
>>537242454You have bigger problems to worry about if such a simple concept eludes you
https://files.catbox.moe/jof5xx.mp4
>>537242628>JP>URA finalsWhy not other scenario?
>>537241707I'll do whatever I want!
>>537242628Angry Meek...
CREEK DID NOT SHOW UP...
>>537242732There are 11 scenarios and DYI is kinda braindead simpleI just wanna see
>>537242697
>>537242573>Farming events is so tedious, I might not even finish, what the fuck Cygames? You need to change your game.>Oh teehee I can't actually play for weeks :P gib points plsFuck off.
>>537242628How does an NPC get the aura? Is it an actual game mechanic in JP?
>>537242151THE Girlfriend Uma.No other umas radiate girlfriend energy like her.They may take the wife spot but CB is THE girlfriend
>>5372428183rd in history, so they only include JP in this?
>>537242813Is there a downside to having a full ssr deck?
>boxed debut>lose to tickezo>satsuki sho 14th boxedTaishin career is cursed for me. Every single time something like this happens and it just doesn't work.
>>537242851Its a happy meek thing. The more you kick her ass in stat comparisons, the higher level. If you beat her at max level (annoying as shit) she gets even stronger than that
>>537241723>pull your rate up near sparkSucks and can happen but it's still better than having to spark>pull your target uma on the all banner so you get to spark something elseNeat, but not going to happen. With average luck, it takes 92 rolls to get at least one target uma on their banner. It takes ~1070 rolls on average to get at least one specific uma off the target banner. If you have say 3 umas you want and 400 rolls, I'd give it about 50/50 you'll get all three. Give me that many rolls and their three banners and the odds are way better. The reason you roll on the all banner is because you're f2p/low spend so were forced to miss a banner.
>>537240768Below average RNG
>>537242707It's called a rhetorical question, retard. There is literally no reason to roll on the all sperm banner unless you're retarded enough to believe you'll actually spook anything with 0.06% odds. Do you understand that your odds of getting literally nothing, no 3*s, and thus wasting 200 rolls on one spark, are significantly higher than your odds of not rolling a featured uma on her banner in 100 rolls?
>>537242885Which concert is this?
Is tomorrow tokai teio too, or will it swap?
straightaway...*spurts*
>>537242903Obviously. If American and European horses were included the series would be called "Muriii~ Musume" instead of Uma Musume since the western horses will dominate everything.
>>537240768I have shit luck and am low skill
what the fuck is this all spark autist has been going on since YESTERDAY
The changes made to URA are actually a pretty decent way to show the shift in direction Uma had a couple years after launch>More Dirt Races>Free Energy Recharge during summer>A passive gimmick to look out for>Higher stat capsI wonder if the game wouldve succeeded if it had these things to begin with
>>537240768I have similar deck but I guess it came down to my abysmal and dogshit luck
>>537243184A whole day spent on sparks? Damn bro.
Are my cards any good? I can't seem to ever break B rank.
>>537242818All that to get bodied the next year, least she's cute
>>537243184Someone says something. I respond. That's how comversation works. I don't remember discussing this topic yesterday.
It's actually not that long until my wife is here
TAKE THE TAZUNAPILLYOU WON'T REGRET ITCUT DOWN MY ACE RUNS BY LIKE A QUARTER
>>537243276Bwo you forgot to pull?
>>537243276ermmmm, bro?where's your kita?
>Join CM2 lobby>Someone brought Taishin with sleeping lion>And Urara
the curse of opera strikes again
>>537243276Good enough to consistently make B+ ranks with sometimes getting A for sure. I have worse/similar and I'm in this range.
>>537243231The dirt G1s in particular make it feel as though the lack of dirt races was incredibly constraining for potential umas, so they give you a lot more to work with. This does make Uraras campaign trivial in theory... But all campaigns have been trivialized anyway
>>537243342I don't have her
>>537239610>You train umas in your office and I go to the cinema with Tazuna>thats the way things work
>>537243394pace chaser curse
>>537243342Literal whale advice. Sure, let me just borrow Tazuna on top of borrowing Kita and Creek. Oh wait, you can't fucking do that.
How the fuck do you almost cap stamina with just super creek. Moments like these makes me wish that there was a career replay feature.
>>537243357I never pulled a single Kita. I use friends kitas.>>537243354I didn't ever get a kitasan, she was too hard.>>537243408Yeah, I usually get B+ never really broke the curse. I want to do good with Rice Shower.
>finally got orange friendship on my last support>Sweep's charming event shows up right afterThis little shit...
>>537243503probably 18* stamina inheritance with a lot of rainbow training luck
>>537243184Someone is legitimately going to get gaslit into making a bad decision with their pulls from disinfo retardation, I'm just trying to give Joe Anonymous a fighting chance.
>>537243550Just focus on leveling facilities with weak cards instead of friendships and you should be good.
>>537243342For an SR deck Tazuna makes your runs alot smoother BUT quality of SRs compared to whale SSRs means you get fucked on getting rainbows alot more.
>>537243583I just checked, it was 12 stamina, 4 power, 2 ura finale...
>trying to build an ace.>looking up the ideal grand parents>both parents are compatible with special chud
>>537243276You have better cards than me, I suggest to level up Tazuna, then borrow a Kitasan Black, your 2 speed cards should be your SR speed ones, then Stam should be Super Creek and Seiun
>>537243017Winning the Soul, bwo.
>>537243608Let them, dude. Let hundreds of people mindlessly consuming reddit pundit advice waste 60k carats just to get two sparks and two copies of Teio and anime McQueen so we can get them all to ragequit. The sooner this dogshit game dies the better.
>>537243673He probably ran like a hundred runs for that statline. Dumbass didnt even max out his finales.
is it okay to trade cleats for sashes? its for my aceim not doing 7 burner runs
Why did you get boxed ma'amWHY ARE YOU BOXING THE RACE MA'AMWHY DID YOU BOXE IT
>golshi run>frickle maiden>power without any support>FUCK YOU I WILL DO A RACE>1st place>10 caratsSorry golshi, you knew this would happen
>>537243762Do it dude lol. Waste your free pull tickets on something you passively generate during career runs. Why not?
>>537243608I appreciate the discussion since I was wondering the same thing myself
>>537243762
>>537243809late too early desu
>>537238407approx in 2 years
>>537243762why are you asking this, either you're a whale and you can burn the cleats or you're not and it's fucking stupid
>>537243746how much did you get btfo during taurus cup to be this bitter?
Scared of getting surrounded?Just go front runner lmao (lol)
bread>>537244092>>537244092>>537244092
>>537243978>cleated 28 SRs>probably bought everything elseYeah its a retarded piggu
>>537244057>dies to late start because 0 witBro actually thought he was a genius.
>>537244125Not him but I spent my two sparks worth of gibs rolling on kita and creek, ended up getting around 25 top guns across the whole thing. I hate this game so much it's unreal.
>>537243184Is a legitimate question that many have struggle to respond besides superficial answers like>It only happened once, it means its goodor>you can get spooked much easier and select another horse as a sparkIs not like the numbers aren't there, people just don't seem to agree on a conclusion compared to say, Kitasan black is a very good card and you are bricked if you don't use it.
>>537243762>can't handle 7 "burner" runsNot throwing shade, but this game's not for you and you're going to realize that yourself once you start grinding parents and realize how often your run ends up being an actual waste of time.That being said, if it's just an issue of TP crunch, go with God and get the sashes.
i hate teio and her chipmunk voice
>>537243292rarely any horses have longevity
>>537244287>you can get spooked much easierLiterally nobody peovided any kind of argument as to how. Everyone is going off the delusions of roling 10 different 3*s on their way to spark, it's comical.
>>537244406true
>>537244478It's kinda true since 3% is distributed evenly between all umas except only 2.25%. But it also increases dupe chance.
>>537244057>Just run with a 1x speed bonus for the final 800m what could go wrong
>>537244406was just joking about another triple crown the next year, CG/Rudolf are top tier imo
>>537244478I mean the average number of 3*s you get in 200 pulls is ~6, so that's not unreasonable so long as you discount the fact a lot of those are going to be umas you don't really want or already have and the fact 1/4 to 1/2 of 3*s aren't being sniped by a rate up is not insignificant. That said, you absolutely cannot count on spooking for something good unless you have an unrealistic number of actual target umas or a ludicrous number of carats.
>>537245387Strange how whenever you bring up the 50% in 100 pulls chance on character banners statistic I'm told not to rely on average. But suddenly I should pull on this banner where I am forced to spend all my carats because... on average I MIGHT get spooked? With the same roll percentages I would get on the character banner anyway?
mayano loves sex
>>537245781I'm not the one saying that. My advice for f2p is roll on as many banners you like that you can spark on (that isn't going to prevent you from pulling on a more important banner) and save up 1-2 sparks for allspark.>but that's not enough for what I want!Weird how that works out. Almost makes you want to swipe, doesn't it?
>>537224291>daiwa is agness experiment trying to make the numba 1 horsegirl
>>537246765>roll on as many banners you like that you can spark onThis is zero, btw. >6k carats/month for f2p peasants>sparking = 200 pulls = 30k caratsStarting now, f2pfags would need to hoard until March 1 2026 if they want to pull, give or take a few weeks for possible gibs. Genuine advice for f2pfags: save as many carats as possible, pull only for umas you really like and pray you get lucky, blow the rest of your carats on cards. Repeat
>>537232312Its still wouldn't be over, you still would need 1st place or brick in the tenno spring RNG fest. Say goodbye to your clocks
>>537240768>1000 stam>only 2 gold recovery>no 800 guts to replace the missing gold recovery eitherShe will do well if there are no debuffer in your race. Otherwise get ready to end up 9th.
Ahem
>>537259370Congrats!
>>537259370>he rolledBricked account