>>537253297
Sinenna is an old ahh bihh

>sinenna
yep it's esl hours

Saltzpyre is a virgin.

If only Sienna looked good and not like an old hag.
I miss when media companies had the balls to add sex appeal to characters.

>Advertise game as 4 guardsmen going through dark and foreboding environments with barely functional gear before being ripped to shreds by a chaos spawn
>Nevermind you're actually playing as a prisoner being sent on a suicide mission
>Oh you survived your suicide mission into a pox infested shithole getting exposed to daemons and cultists and breathed in a bunch of spores and got green goo all over your weapons and clothes?
>Let's invite you back onto our ship and keep sending you on suicide missions
>Oh you didn't die on your suicide missions? Well we still think you're a traitor and don't trust you so we're going to send you on more suicide missions but every time you get exposed to the corrupting forces of chaos we're just going to invite you back into our ship and give you more weapons and armor to use on your suicide missions
>Oh you survived all your suicide missions and you weren't actually a traitor? Now you work for the inquisition here's your badge we're going to keep sending you on suicide missions but it's different now
>Oh yeah and now the paramilitary branch of the IRS is here because our prisoner suicide missions weren't getting results so we're going to send federal agents on suicide missions with our prisoners and agents
>And also we have fully functional military units like the 53rd still but our suicide squads of prisoners do all the important stuff, you can help out the 53rd by going on extra suicidal suicide missions where you kill 16 daemons by yourselves
Who the fuck at Games Workshop actually signed off on this retarded excuse for a narrative

>>537254214
>retarded tourist doesn't understand dan abnetts narrative
go back to twg

>>537254101
*sinenna

>>537254214
>Now you work for the inquisition here's your badge we're going to keep sending you on suicide missions but it's different now
Getting mad about this just proves you don't really understand 40k to begin with.
Just because you work for the Inquisition doesn't really mean you're important or that you matter at all.
You're an expandable, useful idiot who's job is to catch bullets and buy some precious minutes for Atoma Prime in the hopes that the Imperium can turn the conflict around.
In the end you will die a horrific death, most likely at the hands of the enemy, or if you somehow survive yo are summarly executed for some bullshit that only some retard bureocrat cares about, who will then sanction your body to be ground up to make corpse starch to feed the starving populace.

You're forgotten forever, your sacrifice unknown, your life ultimately meaningless.
That is the grim dark future of the 41st millenium.

>>537255654
It looks like you missed the point completely and singled out one line to accuse me of "getting mad" over something you misinterpreted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC8iZSVuiN8
How are we feeling brouzoufclick bros

>>537259162
my legs are broken

>>537259162
Why is this looking even worse than deathwing and necromunda?

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>>537259162
so shield enemies can only become vulnerable via heavy attack and just about anything has ranged attack
kind of gay

>>537255654
so true
to be fair, you need to have a very high iq to understand 40k

>>537256661
ah don't mind him, i've seen that cope a couple times already
you're worthless expendable prisoners who don't matter but at the same time you're sent on a high priority time critical mission like the train one or given a special assignment to go find info about the special moebian steel with that mysterious guy in the snowy area mission
this would make some sense if the game had some kind of story progression where you do the missions in a certain order or these more important missions unlock only after you level up and earn higher rank, but that's not how the game is set up and you can do any mission in any order at any trust level
a couple months ago there was a discussion about the exploding train and schrodinger's jobbers, but i'm not sure if this is the same guy
thought judging by
>You're forgotten forever, your sacrifice unknown, your life ultimately meaningless.
>That is the grim dark future of the 41st millenium.
and the other gay rp about how grimdark and awful the imperium is, i think it might be him

meanwhile aboard the Mourningstar star
>Tranick: Morrow I need more recruits, we keep sending cannon fodder but they keep dying???
>(To)morrow: yeah sure we keep training people, so we can't just send everyone straight up, but they are coming
>Tranick: Training?
>SEFONI: EXIST TOO YOU KNOW?

Is there a mod to mute mazosi yet

(A big, belly laugh)

Strike team...
VIOLENCE please

>>537260270
The characters are nobodies and that is their purpose.

>>537262358
Kind gentlesir...
UPVOTE please

I have isolated the post-match crashing to only occuring after havocs and not after snailstroms or snorics. This is probably why nobody else here is experiencing this issue.

>>537259162
>clunky animations
>they still haven't hired animators that know what they're doing
>if there's motion capture, whomever was in charge of it is completely retarded
>not even a dozen enemies on screen, but most of them are one-shot fodder
>half the video is navigating menus
I'm not even going to put that much more thought into my reply. I saw it, had a chuckle over how much it sucked, and then remembered that StreumOn is older than some posters here and they STILL produce such unskilled slop.
Grim.

>>537261220
no i still haven't made it

>>537261220
There was at one point a mod that could mute certain dialogue tags or something. It just broke at one point (consistently causing infinite load screens) and was never updated again. I forget what it's called but it did let you mute a lot of Masozi's dialogue.

still mad nobody plays his deprecated game mode

>>537263286
I noticed this too but I thought it was my mods causing it. I tried disabling WhoAreYou because I thought the multiple resource pull mightve been caching multiple instances of the same thing, tried disabling scoreboard to no avail. Tried posting here and got called a cheater.
I haven't even played in like a week because of it. Even when I win, it's fucking annoying getting booted out and having to make a new team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzl2ljQ8OaQ
Friendslop is taking over the co-op genre, it's over

>>537201036
>>537205452
Now that's lame.
I still chose that negroid voice for my blue-eyed white psyker though.

>>537254214
They seek money off the Warhammer franchise anon. Why do you think the story moves at a snails pace. Oh look new content so they can sell new toy figures. Bruh that dude is never getting off the throne if they want to keep making money. He either stays on there indefinitely and time is at a standstill while shoving different stories and new content to get money. And they certainly won't have him die off either despite all signs saying he's barely holding because that ends the entire Warhammer franchise. They're more likely to keep him in that comatose state or somehow bring him back and then suddenly some big threat appears to keep the story juicy. If he does die, then they'll probably come up with some excuse to keep the thing going for more money eg he gets reincarnated or something. At least Harry Potter had a conclusion.

>>537255654
And these people worship some dude made up off several dudes in a comatose state on an alien throne....why? Though iirc they retconned that. Just like get on a spaceship and fuck off to some uninhabited planet outside the Milky Way. And just like that no more problems from Chaos or all these species fighting each other or some shitty life for that matter.m where they just toss you onto some alien planet to die.

>>537275427
Having a nice Saturday Anon? How many drinks in are we?

TURN ON THE IMPERIAL VOXCAST
JOHN DARKTIDE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>537275858
20 Glyphid Slammer's and Oily Oafs! Thank you for asking!

>>537268939
>10s of thousands of years pass
>Humanity is basically borderless and has become a melting pot where the strongest traits prevail
>Somehow they've retained being unique they still have the bix nood speakers and the man over there is screaming at you to not redeem saar!
Kek. Dont they realize it becomes a homogeneous society the moment they all start mingling for millenias? Does the voice ruin the game btw? Like does it fit at all on the character?

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Probably not gonna happen, but I don't suppose anyone on here would be up for L4D2 survival escape such as Tanks Playground or the Helms Deep map?

>>537275427
>Though iirc they retconned that.
They didn't.

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what other weapons could Ogryns receive?
reading wiki their arsenal is a bit limited
their 30K counterparts had drill gauntlets and various fist attachments, traitor Ogryns either were surgically enhanced or used whatever improvised stuff they can find
more importantly, what ranged weapon could they receive fill the niche similar to bolt pistol (quick to equip without setup, powerful enough to kill special unit but clip/magazine size is limited)?

>>537282065
circular saw
large spear type thing, make it a piece of rebar if gw is autistic, give it the dark souls lance charge
fist weapons
a literal brick
drills

>what ranged weapon could they receive fill the niche similar to bolt pistol (quick to equip without setup, powerful enough to kill special unit but clip/magazine size is limited)?
They already have this functionally, ripperguns

>>537282065
Dunno, what other random yardwork tools do they regularly use? I think their next weapon will be a hedgetrimmer, or maybe that's too complex, they'll get an industrial lawnmower that they swing around and it sweeps the heads off of heretics. Sounds kino.

>>537282065
The rejects don't really follow any military equipment pattern or limitations, so realistically anything they can pick up and use is free game as far as melee weapons go, as we already see most of his weapons are just improvised bullshit as it's difficult to find stuff that won't break on them.
Some anons here thought we were getting an autocannon at one point for ranged with unused models but that just turned out to be the single stubber. Not sure what else he could get other than heavy lasguns, and maybe an LMG that doesn't fucking blow donkey dick even on the class it's supposed to be good on.

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EYETIDE GAMEPLAY

https://youtu.be/eC8iZSVuiN8

THIS GAME IS ABOUT TO RAPE FATSHART SO BADLY

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>>537282065
Some of the GSC converted mining equipment comes to mind. The servitor ogryn stuff could be neat. I think long reaching melee weapons might be too hard for Fatshark to balance. Same goes for a heavy flamer. There are also these Horus Heresy guys, https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/Solar-Auxilia-Ogryn-Charonite-Squad?queryID=35f546ce4f5d3a66e9cc3b58dccddfcf but I don't really see anything from HH getting ported over.

>>537254214
>Advertise game as 4 guardsmen going through dark and foreboding environments with barely functional gear before being ripped to shreds by a chaos spawn
Are you… talking about the opening intro? I don’t think that counts as advertising when the first actual look at gameplay is what we have now

>>537245791
Most 40k games suck and are RTSlop, just like all WHfantasy games that aren’t TW or VT. Of course people want something more immersive

>>537285659
>I don’t think that counts as advertising
here's the first bit of advertising the game ever got
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp44GNRzvCc

>>537283605
Damn this looks bad

>>537268939
That's pretty gay of you to do

>>537259162
Looks like ass. Another one bites the dust already it seems. Sad.

>>537275002
>At least Harry Potter had a conclusion.
well yeah they’re books first and foremost not a tabletop game that has to keep the gravy coming
>>537275427
Decent shitpost

>>537282065
Knucledusters are the obvious one. There was also a giant saw used for breaching ships that they've used before but i don't remember the name
>>537283591
Realistically yes but iirc gw wants everyone using weapons that they have on their table top models so we're still limited to that regardless

>>537286093
your mom looks bad

>>537285902
Yeah I know but he mentioned “being ripped to shreds by a chaos spawn” and that doesn’t happen there so I thought he meant the intro. Like I said that’s the initial concept video, the next trailer that actually shows us gameplay and everything shows us what we have now, so it’s not like it was a complete rug pull

>>537275427
>Just like get on a spaceship and fuck off to some uninhabited planet outside the Milky Way. And just like that no more problems from Chaos or all these species fighting each other or some shitty life for that matter.
The rogue traders and imperial expeditions who moved too far away can do it and become "free", but go beyond the know space have a risk, like the Ghoul Stars.

>>537282065
>what other weapons could Ogryns receive?
Pretty much all of the heavy weapons, heavy bolters, heavy flamer, plasma cannon, lascannon, missile launcher even, but there's no guarantees of them.

It's very likely that the next major update coming somewhere in september-october, will include weapons for all classes and we'll probably get the following:
>heavy stubber for veteran, maybe for zealot too
>the leaked power axe for veteran and zealot
>the leaked 2 handed sledge hammers for ogryn will probably the only thing ogryn gets because fatshark up till has given ogryn only 1 type of weapon per update
I have no idea what psyker or arbites might get, if they get anything all.
There are also few weapons that got datamined during the beta, like the 2 handed chainaxe, meltagun and that 3rd kickback variant.
But I have no idea if Fatshark is gonna add them.

>>537285902
This was just a cinematic reveal trailer showing that Fatshark is gonna release a game called Darktide.

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>>537283605
pure soul

>>537283605
This looks like fucking dogshit.

>reinstalled SM2 because big patch next week
>havent played in months
>reminder why I dropped it, gameplay isnt that great
>but the bosses fucking slap
ngl the boss fights are dope as fuck in space marine, trygon fight is kino

>>537283605
Kino is coming

>>537290517
I cum again

Feast of Grimnir is such a pain. Pretty sure I got kicked in one of the matches.
>repeatable mission
So I can just keep playing on Champion for easy Shillings from the 3 difficiulties at once?

>>537293986
sure?
I did 5 of them on cata for the hidden trolls, no full wipe
just bring boss killer character

>>537293986
>Pretty sure I got kicked in one of the matches.
take the host pill

>>537294318
Can't you just do that on the champion if you're just farming shillings?

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>>537293986
>Feast of Grimnir is such a pain
I like this nonlinearity of it. But those barrels are honestly the most stressful shit out of all 3 Tide games so far. One mistake by anyone and it's fucking over.

>>537289226
He wasn’t being serious dude anyone with even a passing familiarity with the setting knows it’s not as simple as ‘just fuck off to bumfuck planet in the middle of nowhere’

>>537299912
>He wasn't being serious
I am

So playing Slayer is basically easy mode, correct? I don't even have to pay attention, just spam left click and f.

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>>537303289

>>537301197
>femgryn
The rarest Pepe.

veteran talent tree rework can't come soon enough

>>537303609
>an old ranger trick

>>537301197
I like women with big boobies but shes fat, I'll take the cute petite one

>>537303609
Kek at the green outline. They really ruined Bardins leap. It was sooooo good but then here came the anti fun police. Every time, always "fixing" the fun stuff but taking forever if ever at all to fix actual issues.

>>537253297
EYEGawds, can you smell the stench of fear? These fatsharters are spooked, our time is near...

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Grenade vet seems like it would be some ridiculous meme build that would barely function yet it's the meta
Interesting

>>537315671
The only thing I fear will be your head falling into a vat of acid with me wearing your fucking moron face as a party mask.

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>>537316784
This new game looks like it will have extreme soul like that too

>>537316747
turns out nothing beats a shitload of on-demand crowd control that scales well with difficulty

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>Remnant 2
Why are the weapon drops so fucking arcane, it shouldn't take me doing a fucking wiki dive to get more weapons than the rusty pieces of shit you get at home base
>Pulse Rifle: unobtainable on my current run
>Plasma Cutter: unobtainable on my current run
Like I just started playing the game a short while ago, why the fuck do I have to read a wiki to find out that a) there's two cool guns I could get in the starter world and b) I can't get either of them because both depend on random chance based on how the game procedurally generates the overworld
What were they thinking?

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>>537300381

>>537317056
And unfortunately will suck as a game like all Streum On games

>>537316747
It's even funnier when there are a bunch of specialists and elites so your grenades make more grenades as they kill. Plus you can take shout and ammo regen so you can do everything else that is wanted from vet

>>537320832
wait till you find out about the gun that requires you to first find a secret back area, then solve a puzzle in that area, and then wait actual an actual real life hour and thirty minutes before returning and claiming the gun

>>537320832
thats just terrible design, sounds like slop made for youtubers to latch onto and make a 300k view video that covers their own headcanon lore on why the weapon is set up to be found that way. easy marketing though, just very anti fun

>join havoc
>someone rushes ahead, goes down, and leaves
do we like this? I like this

>>537311872
rework vet skilltree
rework vigilant autoguns and infantry lasguns into powerful DMRs (drop the 3 round burst, maybe keep the 2 round burst)
rework braced autoguns into the bullet hoses seen in the left skilltree art
buff helbore uncharged shot and give one a guard for the special

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Why is /copeg/ so dead nowadays? I remember when it was thriving with chatter. I remember the times of DRG. The game still has a lot of people playing yet rarely talked about anymore. This seems to be happening sitewide too.
>TFW you will never experience DRG for the first time ever again.

>>537327780
Everyone is playing the same handful of games

>>537327780
>incompetent studio gets lucky and releases a good game
>incompetence leads to such violent mismanagement that the people in charge of making the game good aren't allowed to continue making it more good, meaning an absolutely glacial pace of content
A lot of people lost interest in DRG because the gameplay loop, while fun, doesn't really have much incentive to come back to it. They also took too long between major updates, and when those did release, they were disappointingly small or not even particularly exciting. Disproportionate to the game's success.
>copeg
Actually good/fun coop games that aren't just friendslop, are extremely few and far between. L4D is by far the best one, and so old that everyone including every thirdie out there, has played it to death. It also doesn't have too much replay value unless you like playing versus with Russian cheaters.
Fatshark games are the incompetence example up above, but turned up not to 11, but to 12. Those retarded Sw*des are better at repelling money than the average 40k enjoyer is at repelling women. Don't expect anyone to get hyped when these fuckers release their latest, biggest, most successful patch, do so in a broken state, break it further with every haphazard attempt at hotfixing, then LEAVE IT BROKEN AND UNFINISHED as they go on a month long vacation.

I like good coop games, but I've either played them too much and burnt out, or lost interest. Darktide is the only one that still captures my interest, but by Sweden is cursed to make the most retarded decisions imaginable.
Shit, the most relevant upcoming titles are fucking Zoomerlands 4 and EYEtide. One isn't actually a proper coop game, the other is going to be abandoned within months because the only country dumber than Sw*den when it comes to making video games, is Fr*nce.

>>537329341
I never played L4D but I'm told its kindof like Darktide.

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I am never going to get ASS
>4/5
>walk up to hold the choke point
>teammate double taps a behind me barrel sending me off a ledge

>>537324231
That's dumb as all hell.
>>537324923
I don't get why they do it. It's a souls inspired game but from my recollection you just get weapons in souls games by killing an enemy until they drop it, or a fixed spawn.

>>537329965
They really like puzzles and hidden secrets. Play the game long enough and it becomes obvious. I think there's at least 2-4 treasure rooms in that game where the initial treasure is a distraction to stop you noticing the second, actual treasure room.

Think about how bad the average ASS player is
>>537329905
This guy is even worse

Let that sink in

>>537329826
It's... not really like Darktide. Tide games were heavily inspired by L4D, but they objectively improved upon the formula. L4D is extremely simple to the point of seeming quite casual next to the 'tides. Only the basic building blocks remain, of wanting to progress quickly through a level, cutting and shooting through melee chaff along the way, with dangerous special enemies serving as the real killers and hurdles when trying to do objectives, but L4D doesn't have much mechanical depth or mechanical skill involved (besides aiming good). It's very casual and simple, in a good and approachable way. Yes, this is an oversimplification, there is obviously some sick tech you can do, ESPECIALLY in versus, but you don't get crack ninjas sliding and perfectly weaving around entire hordes, because such mechanics just don't even exist.
Also the overall aesthetic and atmosphere are obviously extremely different, fitting a more cliche "zombie movie" vibe but captured as a video game.

>>537330152
It's going to drive me nuts. As someone who likes to comb thoroughly but had to look up a guide and then replay one of the first dungeons because there's a sidearm at the end of the dungeon you can't access unless you do something very specific it really fucking sucks because it'll lead to me obsessively crawling over everything.
I hate it. I think I'm going to have to stop playing this.

>>537330431
I thought daemonhosts were identical to some monster in L4D and also had some kind of OP solution similar to thunder hammers that you're supposed to trivialize them with?

>>537330785
>and then replay one of the first dungeons
did you just start playing? that's like 99% of the game
the worlds are generated and dungeons are rolled for and placed, so it's not guaranteed you'll get the exact same ones, but you definitely will revisit them if you keep playing
once you get to the end you just reroll the world gen over and over to get every last item out of all of the worlds

>>537330908
Daemonhosts are knockoffs of the Witch, who would instadown/instakill you on hardest difficulty. If you have a shotgun, you could instakill her yourself if you headshot her with all pellets hitting; there's even a cheevo for that.

>>537327780
DRG wasn’t anything special relax lol
>>537330257
I will not let sinks into my home fuck off

>>537330908
Daemonhosts are almost entirely lifted from L4D, and the solution is shooting them in the brain stem with a shotgun. They're kind of deadlier but more easily taken care of in L4D. Also tbf you don't even need a cheese weapon in Darktide, you can just dump a lasgun or bolter in a daemonhost's skull and rip away half its healthbar before it even finishes standing up, then stunlock it immediately after.
Mutants are chargers, bombers are spitters, hounds are hunters, trappers are smokers. Yeah, there are a lot of similarities, but again, the mechanical depth is so vastly different that very little 'tide specific skill actually translates to L4D. You need to WASD your way out of a charger, you can't just dodge it. Think of it as more of a generic shooter.

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>DRG wasn’t anything special relax lol

>>537327780
It’s only been like this for a few weeks just a little less than a month ago we were fine but Arbites wasn’t all that extensive so we’re back to a slower time

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>>537327780
you bit the hand that fed

>>537327780
You know how the internet is consolidating into just like 5 websites that everyone uses and keeps using? Same thing devs are trying to achieve with games

>>537254214
>Who the fuck at Games Workshop actually signed off on this retarded excuse for a narrative
lol get fucked spess muhreen faggot we're the protagonists now

>>537327780
There aren't many new games
>but what about (insert thing some posters were hyping for here)
You know its always going to be a flash in the pan if its not a -tide game and if it has a higher playerbase than a -tide game it gets its own general.

>>537331321
He's right and I owned the game ever since the lobby was just rough untextured gray blocks.

Rock and stone!

>>537332627
Yeah I've noticed that as well. I see so many gamer's also slopping that stuff right up and getting angry when a game doesn't do the "live service" type of behavior, for a game that isn't even live service to begin with. Literal complaints that the game has been "abandoned." Lol. Look at Terraria, content update after content update. Game was done year's ago but by continuing this constant update cycle, the autistic founder achieves this consolidation effect. And he seems to be creeping certain idealogies into the game. Bruh I just want to have fun. Anyone else making something like Terraria literally can't compete just on the sheer content the game has by being in development for over a decade. Though for coop game's like the one's here it seems the consolidation effect is going towards friendslop tier coop game's with short thrills before they get dropped and the crowd waits for the next one. Not a fan of this effect but I have seen it.

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Why are all of my bots ... following a very peculiar pattern?

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>>537331204
>>537333935
you triggered a seething trooner with facts well done

>>537327780
I'm playing WoW private servers 'cause nothing's come out for a while

>>537340730
Are they any good? How are player populations?

>>537338941
Kek quick dig into the files and see if there is a certain percentage of them using this pattern rather than true random.

>>537340730
How do private server's work? Like with your character, do levels even carry and just how small is a playerbase on a private server?

>>537338941
you're a convict dude "why are all my cellmates black" lmao cmon

>>537341252
>quick dig into the files
I just did. I couldn't find any specific behavior that calls ingame_bot_profiles so I don't suspect there is such a function. Interestingly, CTRL+F for "african" has 20 hits, and "caucasian" has 25.
Even more interestingly, since we know that bots can only be veterans, you would expect only veterans to be in here, but such is not the case. There's only veterans AND arbitrators, which hints at arbitrators having been intended to ship as proper bots, and fagshart just leaving it unfinished or scrapping the idea.

Imagine arbitrator or ogryn bots, not only with actual skill trees, but with customized builds to best support their retarded AI. The dog alone is already more useful than some teammates.

please come back to killing floor 3

>>537345201
only when you detach classes from characters and then add cute girls
and probably not even then

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>teammates did in 3 different corners episode
>first one has about 8 crushers forming a line to rape him one room ahead
>second guy got webbed two rooms over
>third keeled over from 2 poxwalkers tickling his prostate too roughly

>>537340593
Gross do better its not 2005

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this motherfucker took way too long to get

>>537353194
I hate using stimms, they take way too long to use
>see bunch of elites
>oh boy time to do my penance
>whip out stimm and juice up
>allies clear out the elites in the meantime

>>537353652
exactly what happened to me last mission, i see 50 mobs in front and by the time i use it they're all already dispersed or gone

>>537353652
This might be one of the rare cases of fatshark intentionally designing something to be clunky in a good way, to promote team play. Using a stimm on your teammate takes a fraction of the time and gets you right back into the action, while your buddy immediately enjoys the effects. It's why I make an effort to use stimms on the teammate that's actually worth a damn whenever the opportunity presents itself. If in doubt, just jam a red or blue into your psyker, they benefit from those the most.

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this talent saves so much headache
>see flaming homo behind crushers, side step and plink him in the head
>dog skulks inside the horde *BLAM*
>map has gay fog/dark effects? no problem
>trapper trying to do her little shitty corner web shot? no way fag

copeg so dead bra

>>537283605
I was harsh in my earlier assessment, I was very drunk at the time. This doesn't look too bad and I would probably play it if it is reasonably priced. I ain't paying more than $25 for it though.

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There are people using aimbot in darktide?

>>537357249
Unironically yes. I remember a game from a while ago where I was suspicious a guy was using an aimbot, he was killing specials the instant they appeared on a Lights Out mission, sometimes through walls (he was a plasma vet.) Chink name of course.

>>537357249
Yeah, people do cheat in Tide games. Years ago it was a real problem in Vermintide 2, there were plenty of times I'd queue into a random lobby and get some retarded chink with 1000 ping who would be moving at lightspeed while spamming Trueflight Volley every second on Kerillian. They're subhuman so they think it's fun.

>>537340862
Depends on the server you play on. I've been playing on Turtle lately for Vanilla+ stuff, and I really enjoy it. They've added some really cool stuff to vanilla, including a huge, spooky castle dungeon that's made it into my top 5. Ascension is another good server option if you want something more off the rails. I've played a lot on there too. Both have good pops (although Tel'Abim on Turtle is pretty small despite being the only PVP server at around 1-3k players depending on time of day), and the newest Turtle realm has always had 7-10k people on when I played on it. There's also Warmane which I haven't played on. I hear lots about paid gear, and I don't care that much for any of the expacs, so I've never tried it, but it is one of the other largest servers and does TBC/WOTLK. Ascension, Turtle, and Warmane are the 3 biggest I know of. There's also Project Epoch which also does vanilla+ stuff, but it's newer and has less than Turtle, I think. It's also downloaded through Ascension's launcher after Epoch devs bungled their own server stuff.

>>537341252
>How do private server's work?
You just go to the server's website (can find private servers through reddit or the wow private server general), make an account, download the client/launcher, and play. There might be another step or two depending on the server, but it's never been complicated in my experience. Each server functions differently in terms of expac/XP rate/gameplay/custom content (if any).
>Like with your character, do levels even carry
I'm not sure what you mean. You start a new character when you start on a private server and level like you normally would.
>just how small is a playerbase on a private server?
Like I was telling the other anon, it depends entirely on the server/realm you play on. Some are actually quite large. Others are teeny. Just do your research before hand so you don't end up on a dead server, and you'll be fine.

>>537283605
>difficulty was tuned down
i hate journos

>>537353958
If it’s not a healing stimm I always give it to my team, mostly because the visual effect is annoying as shit and doesn’t feel worth it

>>537351830
Lel meant for >>537340730

>>537363910
they have 30 minutes, you do realize that the mode tells you the estimated times is 30min to an hour, you cant be showing off the same footage for 30 minutes before you get to a boss and then end the presentation, thats boring as sin and is detrimental to your marketing

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>>537364307
And MMOs have gotten worse than they were in 2005. Something being older or newer doesn't automatically make it better or worse.
Sure, some stuff in retail is good, but overall it's a worse MMO. The overall experience is shit in retail even if some gameplay elements are good. I don't want to play Marvel: WoW edition with a bunch of normalfags and anti-socials in a game centered around Mythic+ and run by neon-haired retards that make shit like this or turn Lady Liadrin into a manwith a simp army.

>>537316747
Who is the strange man in this gif

>>537364706
>And MMOs have gotten worse than they were in 2005.
Yes that adds to my point

>>537364870
You didn't have a point, faggot

>>537364387
so true, so true
instead of making the demo shorter and keeping the difficulty intact, they gave enemies 1hp so it's short AND completable by journos

>>537365090
its better to upsell your game than to undersell

>>537364912
The point is it it’s time for you to move on and stop living in the past retard now fuck off

>>537364912
its pretty obvious what he's trying to say dude

>>537366451
>living in the past
Yes, that's why I'm playing on a server that is adding new things to the game, because I'm living in the past. It couldn't possibly be that the game is still fun for me. You're wasting time being a cunt on here just like I'm wasting time playing a video game I enjoy and responding to you. It's all the same shit. You're acting like the kind of woman who bitches about men who play vidya while she watches reality TV. Go be a smug faggot elsewhere.

>>537366487
Don't care. Judgemental nonsense based on assumption isn't a point, and I'm not gonna fill in the lines for him. It also doesn't make him any less retarded.

>>537367091
NTA, I love the idea of a "Classic" WoW that has new content in the spirit of the old game. It isn't about living in the past, its that modern game dev is clotted with bureaucracy and twitter-nourished hairdye cultists. I would love to play in Turtle WoW or that other one you mentioned except I know that a lot of these private servers are themselves often run by narcissists and the maladjusted. Maybe that's not the case for Turtle though.

There really aren't any good alternative modern MMOs.

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time for some lazy snunday snorevocs...

>>537367628
It's been a good time so far. Shenna's the owner of Turtle and is definitely one of the more notorious characters in WoW private servers, so you're not wrong there. I haven't noticed it being an issue but who knows.
I think the main problem with modern MMOs is that the people with the capital to make them are all big companies directed by visionless, soulless suits and developed by an army of tumblrites. I assume they're expensive games to make and operate, so despite there seeming to be a market for a new one that's more in line with older MMOs, the money just probably isn't there for any group that could actually make something great. But I obviously don't know dick about that and am making a lot of assumptions.

>>537367091
>judgemental nonsense
get a load of this tard sorry he hurt feelings buddy welcome to 4chan

>>537367091
You are gay for playing a game that was never much good to begin with and well past it’s prime at that. That’s a fact. Sorry the truth hurts I guess.

brother we are playing Darktide, standards might as well be on par with blizzard's shit

>>537283605
THIS is what Darkchads were supposed to be worried about?

>>537369610
That's what you were doing, retard. Sorry I didn't doublespeak the words around for you

>>537369621
Sorry you're so offended by people liking what you don't like. Enjoy the cocks, anon.

>>537370010
i didn't "do" anything you mong but your vagina might feel better at home on reddit if being "judged" anonymously has it bleeding this hard jesus have some shame

WoW is definitely bottom of the barrel garbage food at least as far as fantasy games/genre go, MMOs are pretty much dead so that doesn’t mean much. It’s Mcdonalds, so to speak. If you like it then sure good for you but let’s not play pretend or act like it’s anything but, recognizing something isn’t great doesn’t (or shouldn’t) really stop you from enjoying it. Not everything has to be a masterpiece.

>>537370418
kek
Whatever you say. Judgemental nonsense is judgemental nonsense, and I'm still gonna call it how it is. All you can do is make shit up to attack with when the fact remains him acting like a smug woman doesn't serve instead of an actual point. Enjoy being a dumb cumslurper and backing up your buttbuddy.

Please bwos...be hyped...for dai...mon...blades....

>>537368290
All the companies that would normally make MMOs are now owned by Microsoft alone, as I understand it.

Also "Live Service Game" is the current industry trend so every mid-sized studio ends up going after flashes in the pan with promises of seasonal content drops that rarely materialize.

>>537370713
sorry for your illiteracy
you can make your way back now >>>/r/eddit

>>537370908
I didn't realize that M$oft acquisition had spread that far. Fucking grim.
>Also "Live Service Game" is the current industry trend
Sure, but it still tends to be the bigger, corporate-backed studios that trend chase anyway, and they're the ones who'll produce terrible shit, even if they swap off of live service.

>>537357186
Glad you're mature enough to admit it

>>537371007
>no argument yet again

>>537370446
My sole experience with WoW was trying to read one of its books that my friend lent me in high school because I was kinda curious what it was about. It was so comically bad I have repressed memories about it to the point I can’t even remember its name.

I'm a WoWGod and a DarkTideChad
But never a retarded fucking private server andy lmaooo
Holy shit, just play anything else, fucking 20 year old vanilla dogshit lmaooooo

>>537369869
>darkchud coping already
Don't run when it comes
Keep the same energy

>>537371054
If its not Microsoft its Tencent, making it look kinda like Microsoft is the US version of Tencent.

Not sure if EA was bought by anyone yet now that I think of it.

forever winter any good?

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>acting proud of playing the pozzed, hospice patient that is modern WOW just to spite someone on a Nepalese carrom forum

>>537371294
yeah that was probably the worst entry point you could have chosen. not that theres really any other ‘good’ one aside from like playing the game but wow’s writing even at some of its best makes some of the bl’s at its worst look like award winning literature

>>537371716
Very true. Still very fucking grim.
It is about time EA got the EA treatment though, even if it does only serve to worsen the already sad state of corporate competition among the various industries.

>>537371835
Kill all classic n words
It's that shrimple

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>>537371375
>>537371835
this like how low can you get kek goddamn man

classic jeets fear the Retail x Darktide gawds alliance

Why *are* we talking about WoW so much? Is copeg that bad lately?

>>537372765
We are all waiting for this >>537283605
Just nothing much to talk about...

>>537372765
This. Let’s keep it on topic you faggots there’s already more than enough mediocre games in here.

So, heavy sword.
Am I right?

>>537373096
Gib better carapace damage

>>537373147
It just really needs to be able to handle crusher packs

>>537373284
Yeah, I'm not saying it needs to 3-shot Crushers, but it's fucking Abysmal at handling them. That's fine if you only ever see a couple on screen at once, but it's a problem in higher difficulties, and most weapons don't have such an egregious problem scenario.

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Cadia?
More like CACAdia!

>>537373147
>>537373284
>>537373390
um just use your gun

>>537373636
Waste of resources, your melee should be able to handle everything other than distant specials.

>>537373621
What about Agripinaa? Why always Cadia?
Agripinaa isn't a cluster of asteroids, it isn't on the edge of the Eye of Terror, and its a forgeworld.

>>537373636
There are a handful of guns that handle carapace well making it an unnecessary build restriction when you could just up the weapons carapace DPS a reasonable amount. Of the guns that can handle carapace, the Bolter and revolver aren't terribly effective at it, and on Zealot, those are your only real options.
>inb4 those are good
Depends on your class. Bolter shits on stuff on Vet with a proper build for it, and Vet gets more anti-carapace ranged options anyway so I'm just gonna talk about Zealot.
The Bolter gets a couple before you're confronted with the reload times so long and with such poor mobility that you're generally gonna be better off putting it off for later and finding something to whack, and the revolver is a largely similar case. Not to mention the unnecessarily high ammo tax this imposes on you and how much more time you'll need to spend dicking around with a gun over the course of a match instead of fluidly moving about in melee. It's not a fun experience having to disrupt melee to play at being a Veteran whenever a Crusher shows up. Oh, and melee maelstroms further impose issue on the "just use your gun" argument.

Buffing the Heavy Sword to not be complete and utter piss at killing that one enemy type wouldn't change its damage output significantly or make the weapon OP, so there's no reason not to do it.

>>537373851
more like Agripenis!

>>537374307
Heavy Sword should work similar to the axe where it should get a heavy-overhead animation variant that just does good carapace damage.

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>>537253297
Sienna gawdess

>>537373147
I wish the heavy swords had better light attack damage, because they might as well be useless currently.

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>>537374336

I wish drunkremembrancer would work on his anatomy, its been a few years now and his characters still look like strange hairy lumps.

mmm
where is the soup?
mmm
where is the soup?

Hey guys I'm like totally new or something and definitely don't have thousands of hours played, wha buil fo me arbi?

what happened to bugclick?

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL GETTING CUTSCENES??? Fucking Crhist, just stop.

>>537386484
>no new content, last one was janny simulator
>devs can't even be fucked to release their skin slop DLCs without issues
>randomly issue DMCA to one of the save editors because lol
>try to shill DRG board game
>develop their isometric game Rogue Core
it is pretty obvious they didn't wanted to develop DRG any further but wish to keep the clout

>>537387197
nvm, isometric crap was survivor not Rogue Core

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Yo nerds, still grinding Darktide? That game’s more abandoned than the treadmill in your basement. Even Fatshark doesn’t touch it anymore, the devs dropped updates like you dropped social skills in middle school. You’re still out here praying for a patch like it’s Christmas morning, but Santa Fatshark clocked out years ago. Keep coping, space janitors, you’re basically paying rent in a ghost town nobody’s fixing.

Give me your lunch money you fucking losers.

I found tranners identical asian twin, except he plays poe2.
Same voice, same sperg energy. I think it's an archetype.

The fucking crash after every havoc mission is making me want to uninstall

>>537385552
Run this build, it works pretty good.
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9fc42363-ba1c-4788-86b6-5322d2837f03/good-arbites-build

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>>537386484
They should have made elf sequel
This Rogue Core shit is such a random idea

>>537389195
>racist elf simulator
That would've been great.

>>537386484
You mean Helldivers2? it's awesome.

>>537357249
You obviously aren't familiar with the Darktide aim community if you think that's cheating

>>537389092
>no escape AND hammer of judgement
>man and cyber-mastiff over walk it off
>mandibles but no canine morale
>chastity stance
>meme damage nodes but no target the weak
>clip size instead of monstrosity hunter
>>>>>>>>TERMINUS WARRANT
Okay I was mad at first but it's actually pretty funny how convincing this bait is, because it's so common to see such completely retarded builds. Good job, anon.

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>>537389686
If they aren't cheaters then they are disabled. Must be if they need an AI to aim a gun for them.

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i played vermintide 2 today and enjoyed myself

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>>537392542
Same

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soon

>>537394843
>excited for an UE5 game made by french devs who only released janky slop games so far.

You retards deserve to be scammed over and over again lol

Darktide: the cope times

>>537394843
I was really hoping they would learn their lesson about pacing and menu spam from their earlier games, but it looks like the doubled down on the former from the video they showed. It doesn't look too good so far.
Looks like a 'wait three years for the game to be playable' situation just like deathwing was.

>>537394843
>no rats

hellsissies??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gt_blVy-40

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>playing SM2, Darktide and Enshrouded
I am a coop enjoyer FeelsFunMan

>>536915894
>beat campaign 17
>story abruptly ends
>every other mission was easy after the karnak twins spike
How did Fatshark think this makes a satisfying narrative experience? Why even have a story if you're not going to have the campaign end on a high.

>>537404768
This dude looks like a jew.

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>>537404768
Helldivers bad.

>>537394843
>tide game
>has actually varied environments instead of just being metal corridor slop or forest slop
Fatshark is gonna go out of business with this one.

>>537406903
Very organic comment!

never played any of the 40k sloppa but EYE was good
if daimon blades is even just remotely as soulful it's gonna be great

>>537406415
The campaign only exists because people have bitched that the story in darktide was hard to follow. (Don't ask me how, I never had issues following it)
Also in general the whole mission terminal update was purely for show, the REAL major update was the arbites DLC which you had to pay 12$ for. Fatshark only change the mission terminal and act like they weren't ripping you off.

Remember Darktide is only getting 4 major free updates this year.
1st update being Fatshark adding in Mortis alongside unfucking ogryn as a class. (Note that if ogryn wasn't fucked as a class we would've only gotten Mortis as the update in March)
2nd update was just Fatshark taking the mission terminal and genuinely making it worse and then making the level "progression" also worse. (With arbites being something you have to pay for if you wanted any new content in the game)

We are 2 updates in, and it is genuinely looking fucking bleak.
I wouldn't be surprised if the 3rd major update is also going to be effectively a nothingburger in the grand scheme of things.

>>537394843
damn, I was hoping for an EYE sequel from that announcement
or just any other game in that universe/time period

>>537376832
Said no one ever
>>537377717
Sex with her
>>537386484
Who?
>>537389987
So true my smug anime posting cutie

new homo

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>>537317056
>>537323058
I'm cautiously hopeful.

>>537394843
Looks… whatever? Like what are you supposed to hype here lol
>>537405242
*kisses you*

>>537405242
Based enjoyer.

>>537404768
helltards are finished
>>537395252
>>537402576
>>537406996
facts

>>537323058
Jank gameplay doesn't mean the game is bad if everything else is kino

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>>537395252
UE5 isn't some [current thing] I'll have to rail and impotently fight against whenever I get the chance: If games look ok and are fun enough with friends I will play them. If Presequel E.Y.E. will be that or not remains to be seen.

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>>537410161
Wrong tab, sensei

>>537410290
FUCK
so angry i can't even check the gen i'm in, i'm killing myself

>>537406996
Autism.

>>537395252
scamming implies people don't know exactly what they're getting into
if you think anyone expects polish out of a streumon game ur out of ur mind

>>537410323
There's some gacha fuckass thread that has "coop" in the OP and I've hated it for months. You gotta specifically type "coopG" to find this shithole.

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>>537404768
the fact that /copeg/ doesn't play helldivers, but keeps well apprised of helldivers news so they can convince themselves
>helldivers...is le heckin' finished!
is incredibly sad

>>537413464
>not one person who posts here plays hd2
>you shouldn't post news about a coop game in cooperative games general
the fact that you're an obsessed tranny is incredibly sad

>>537413464
HD2 was the main game here for 3 or so months before one of the ratfags got mad and started forcing a general. They all decided they were better off without /copeg/.

>>537413464
I'm pretty sure people just can't help but post without adding some weird inflammatory us vs them angle to it for engagement
what's sad is that people like you actually fall for it and get tribalistic over it, it's why they do it

>noooo, it's a heckin' helldivers 2 player who was just kidding you butthead!
no it wasn't, it was a darktide-only player who got it in his youtube recommended because he actively browses helldivers 2 content trying to convince himself he shouldn't buy it
>y-you don't know that
yes, I do

>>537415685
>it was a darktide-only player who got it in his youtube recommended because he actively browses helldivers 2 content trying to convince himself he shouldn't buy it
what's there to think about, it's 40k in spirit without the sticker on it?

>>537415685
>darktide-only player
this kind of "person" also seethes about every other coop game, often unprompted
and most often the seething is directed at vermintide
for example >>537414909

>>537409698
>>537410084
>>537410290
>>537414449
>>537415484
Hit the nail on the head. Good posts.

>>537413464
nah I don't play helldivers because 100hours and the game got stale, no matter how many sidegrade/worse weapons you add, the actual game doesnt have enough staying power for me, the skill ceiling is very casual

>>537415685
I didn't even read the post, it's just sad that you keep falling for engagement ragebait
zoomers are truly fucked in the head

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I'm not invested in any of your faggots' autistic le x game is better than y game, I just think kerneldivers are retarded for installing CCP spyware that has been proven to brick hardware, and would never even consider installing it on a non-emulated operating system.
And I sincerely doubt any of you are autistic enough to emulate windows on linux because even I'm not, and I'm autistic as fuck.

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>>537416772
>game goes a year and a half without issue
>a windows security update starts causing issues for a very select number of people who are writing files at the same time as they play a videogame (tubers)
>SEE, I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG, YOU'D REGRET IT ONE DAAAAAY!

>>537413464
>They hated him because he told the hard truth

>>537417052
>a very select number of people who are writing files at the same time as they play a videogame (tubers)
Isn't this also the case for anyone who uses shadowplay or steam replay?

>>537416747
actually its milennitroons that keep doing and saying this hope this helps

>>537417503
has to be a large file to brick an ssd, your 5 minute replays aren't going to hit 50+ gb, and it's not just gameguard causing it, it's literally any large, continuous file after that windows update went live

>Helldivers 2 get content amd update
>Risk of rain 2 gets content amd update
>Space marine 2 gets content amd update
>Vermintide 2 gets content and update
Where's the content and update for Darktide?

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>>537417980
Hope this helps.
We’ll see you on the Mourningstar.

– The Darktide Team

AMDgods won
Nvidiatroons are FINISHED

>>537417913
>5 minute replays
I forgot about shadowplay but steam saves 2 hours

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>>537404768
>>537417052
So this "HD2 destroys your computer" thing is only an issue for (((Youtubers)))?
HD2 IS BASED ACTUALLY!

>forced to play heresy while leveling a new character
>comms plex (hacking event in the big room for the elevator, radar dish finale)
>plasma vet somehow takes enough damage to have to heal twice just during the hacking event
>runs himself completely out of ammo during, ignoring all ammo pickups even when pinged
>elevator arrives, everyone gets on, rides, gets out
>continues to run around with his gun out, doesn't know what to do
>no ammo pickups in immediate vicinity either
>he just up and quits after a minute of this
Reminder that this is the type of player to post negative reviews when fatshark suggests nerfing his favorite weapon.

>>537421864
it's an issue for anyone who uses windows 11 and has any large file corrupt on an SSD, but yeah, sure

What is going on? Why does this general attract so many mentally ill shitposters?

>>537422889
You are the only constant so the fault lies in you

>>537422889
The past couple days are probably just the most recent wave of discord trooners that somehow have a vendetta against coopg for autistic reasons or whatever
We only have a handful of resident schizos, it's not usually this bad

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>>537422370
>(((win11)))
I stand with and fight for DEMOCRACY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9STizATKjE

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>2.0
how is this game?

>>537422889
You know how many times I've seen every single general on /vg/ say this at some point or another?

>>537424296
>win 11 bad
>but kernel level spyware good actually
Surely helldivers anon is trolling.

>>537417980
At best we'll see new content at best around late september, early november.
There was a guy who asked on the forums when the next major update would be and Kitefin said that there is gonna be news about it soon.
But who really knows when that "soon" actually is. They said the same about veteran weapons and it's been 9 months with fuck all info on them.

>>537413464
I don't play helldivers because I have no interest in installing an invasive kernel level anti-cheat just play a PvE game.

>>537424914
Very Positive.

>>537424981
he's done nothing but post coomer images
he's not trolling, he just is that retarded

>>537427038
>anticheat...for my PvE game?
>yuck, no thanks!
>giving my phone number, real ID, and kernel level access to activision?
>YESSSSSIRRRRRRRRRRR let them COOK

>>537428664
Why are you trying to imply that disliking slopdivers spyware somehow means gobbling up sloptivision spyware
What kind of retarded tribalism are you on, obviously both are cancer

the crafting revamp in darktide is responsible for the decline in quality of these threads

Shopclick failed because it didnt have enough items to click on the shop
Arby's tried but it wasnt enough
Morbidlyobeseshark should take notes from Paradox when it comes to DLC

>>537430750
go away casinotard

>>537430374
It's an actual mexican ITT i've been noticing his presence >>536890263

>>537428664
I don't play activision slop shit either.

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>it's all one guy, I've been NOOOTICING him

>>537432029
You're right it might be multiple mexicans and you might be one of them

>>537432029
someone's feeling a little called out

>>537418252
Said no one ever
>>537417980
In your tight sissy asshole

>>537431382
Darktide failed because the game should've spent like 3 more years in the oven and only been released now in 2025. And it continues to fail harder because Fatshark is both incompetent and lazy.

I wouldn't mind that we get only 4 big updates per year with Darktide, if it actually felt like that each update would be 3 months worth of new content.
No, instead what we get is Fatshark only releasing 4 big updates per year which consist of shit like:
>hey we reworked the mission terminal for no reason and made it worse
>a new gamemode that is so easy you can finish it blind folded
>here's 1 new weapon type that all human classes share and ogryn again gets a minecraft tool
>oh woops we also broke like 4 things in this update, but don't worry we'll be right back to fixing them once we get back from our 2 month long vacation
And then as a comparison you look at other co-op games like Helldivers or SM2 and both consistently get new content, get content more Frequently, get higher quantity of content at once and then get better quality of content as well when compared to Darktide.
It's genuinely fucking depressing to look at as a DT fan.

>>537421864
>abs
cringe and gay
>>537424942
it’s especially stupid to say here because the shitposting this place gets is just about the most tame on this board. >>537427921
also believable

>>537432029
Are you surprised of his level of butthurt?

Darkturd

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>havoc 40 ascension riser
>the twins and a boss spawn immediately after crossing the bridge to the hab block at the beginning of the map
>team refuses to retreat to the landing area and wants to fight them at the hab block entrance

I
LOSE
CON
TROOOooooOOOOllLLLLLLLL
When I get bored of Darkshite.

>>537433450
>Darktide failed because the game should've spent like 3 more years in the oven
If that includes fundamentally rethinking the game's overall aesthetic and story, sure. If you're just thinking it needed 3 more years of development, as in the ones it just had, then no.
I have said it before, and I will keep saying it. Shit like "body type A/B" and ugly female faces and bodies fundamentally suggests compromised development teams. You're not getting a passion project out of people with "those" people also in the room. They'll suck all the joy out of it just as quick as they can.

>>537434246
I agree with the sentiment, but getting hung up on body type A and B and ugly faces in a game where you don't even see your character is a little fucking autistic, when you should be focusing on Masozi and all the girlboss autism instead.

>>537434246
Literally nobody gives a shit about ugly women and body types in a 40k game. Grow up.

>>537434993
>Literally nobody gives a shit about ugly women and body types in 40k
uhhhhhh >>537433983

>>537435397
That is anon bitching about h40, not about women.

>>537435397
The custodes controversy was about genderswapping and adhoc retconning an explicitly male-only military unit, not ugly women.

>he doesn't even know what the image is
tertiary-kun...

>>537436297
I'm sure the fact that she had the face of a man and wore standard, full size male space marine armor had nothing to do with it.
Yep, everyone would've had the same level of outrage if she was cute and had explicitly female armor. They definitely wouldn't have immediately made porn of it. Uh huh.

>>537434246
>>537434704
Both can be true. One informs and exists because of the other.

>>537434246
Darktide's aesthetic and story are fine. The problem is Fatshark's developement time which is glacially slow.
I'm fine with the art direction of the game, it looks exactly like a 40k game should.
Main problem I have is biome variety, which again comes from Fatshark's laziness, since they just want to reuse all the same metal corridor slop since those are the assets they have at hand.

>>537436738
Also to add to this I also now remembered the interview that Magnuson had, the head director for Darktide and its developement.
During the interview he admitted that they have a meeting with GW and their representatives every week about the shit fatshark is making, which also explains the painfully slow updates.
It's mixture of fatshark's own lazyness/slowness, but the mixed in with GW's control freak, "helicopter parent" style nature.

God this game is fucking cursed.

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how do you ever complete havoc missions without hosting them yourself

>>537434246
>If you're just thinking it needed 3 more years of development, as in the ones it just had, then no.
a full dev team developing a game isnt the same as the crew maintaining it and making minor updates after
Even just 1 more year before release would've done more good for the game than 5 after. The issue here is that a game doesnt sell before release and covid fucked the industry so they didnt want to take risks

>>537437859
Playing a desirable class with a build that isn't retarded, would be a start.
>[21-25]
No idea what it looks like in the stuckie range. When havoc just came out, I just randomly applied to the highest games I could find, with a fancy border and title on. I've been 30-40 ever since, and leveling up your own assignment isn't a big deal anymore once it naturally climbs high enough from joining enough games. I think I hovered around 36-37 on my own assignment before I bothered to level it up to 40.
Also
>not hosting
>in the stuckie range
you're inviting disaster because you can't trust the host to not be retarded

>>537438341
This is also very true.
Also it doesn't help that we know that when the old combat director left, he took bunch of devs with him as well and they started their own studio.
Which also would cause lot of problems for the remaining DT dev team if they lost bunch of skilled members from it.

>>537437859
But why wouldn't you host games?
As for me, I never let the following people into my team:
-Xbox and Playstation players
-any player below level 180 except arbi, who needs at least level 130
-vets (got powercrept by arbis)
-psykers (don't give a shit about bubbles, 99,9% of you are fucking trash)

>>537439230
>-vets (got powercrept by arbis)
Embarrassing to admit so openly that you have no idea what the class' role is, and another point on the graph once again proving that copeg is hardstuckie central.

>>537434246
Uhhh Vermintide sisters? Is this true? Is VT3 screwed?

>>537434993
>Grow up.
>Says the troon.

does anyone else wanna be upset with me?

>>537439230
>But why wouldn't you host games?
I want the helmet

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i did the dogshit
see you in 2 months

>>537436738
I just wish we got to travel around to other planets but oh well.
>>537437541
Jesus. We pretty much always knew that but it’s nice to have some confirmation regardless. You really do need a massive triple A company to make a Warhammer game with any decent rate of content.

>>537439230
>these are the people who are hosting
Utterly embarrassing and clueless post. No wonder the game mode is dead.

>>537424914
>a few months pre update, sub 1000 player average
idk and looking at the pic it suggests coop is a new addition. idk how well balanced it is and if it'll keep a healthy sized population. if it drops to <5000 than singleplayer better be good cause thats not enough people in my opinion

>>537394843
KINO IS COMING

>>537410290
I want them to rape me

>>537439658
>>537444520
What's embarrassing is mindlessly parroting what Reddit and Youtube says instead of actually playing the game and seeing what works.
Nobody needs your shout when zealot book exists.
Nobody needs your plasma gun when arbi shotgun exists.
Nobody needs your kraks when so many weapons can deal with bosses and carapace, and your pitiful CC blitzes get outperformed by arbi mines
Nobody needs your ammo aura when you're the only class that can't perform well without ammo
You're a dead weight in every sense of that word. A braindead ogryn will contribute more to the team than you.
Havoc died precisely because of hordes of vet and psyker shitters thinking they can get away with being bad at the game because MUH TEAM SUPPORT

Dude which fucking Sienna staff is the 'good' one? None of them make me think "Ahh, yes, I see. I need to use this staff."

>>537445621
>parroting what Reddit and Youtube says
Like you're doing right now?
I always bring a veteran into my havoc 40s and they always perform better than some random shitter chorus zealot who never learned how to play the game. I always appreciate the ammo aura. I always appreciate having shout on top of zealot. I rarely if ever find good ogryns. Krak grenades are fucking excellent and you are retarded.
All in all your posts reeks of faggotry and you should kill yourself.

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what is this forced nail meme
what did i miss

>>537445951
the darktide one

>>537445621
>Nobody needs your plasma gun when arbi shotgun exists.
Oh also
>plasma
that nobody uses in havoc 40 because bolter outperforms it, bolt pistol makes better grenade builds, and even helbore competes with despite all of its awkwardness just because it has fuckloads of ammo, which is a major reason you even bring a veteran in the first place.
>arbi shotgun
In havoc what, fucking 20? That thing only functions if you spam the special rounds for additional ammo efficiency, while hoovering up every last small ammo pickup on the entire map. It's "better" at the cleave meme that hardstuckies love to stan the plasma gun for, but that's a useless niche when psyker, grenades and zealot do that better than plasma gun can ever hope to do, none of which are mutually exclusive with any of the guns listed above.

Veteran's job in a party shouldn't be to remove hordes, it should be to pop heads, which plasma gun is explicitly inferior at compared to the other options, if for no other reasons than ammo pickup efficiency and the clunky heat mechanic. If you think that you need horde clear, uncanny frags do it better than you'll ever need, otherwise it's power sword if you're running kraks. Ammo aura is very useful. Shout is nice. But the thing I actually care about and want veterans for is popping heads and blowing up rainbow colored crushers/bulwarks with kraks. Piggers can't do those, and aren't mutually exclusive with vet either. Arbitrator is definitely my preferred 4th, but veteran is much more important to me.

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Is Ready or Not worth it? Its on sale rn

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>>537446968
Why are you posting rat dick in the thread?

>>537447474
dagoth was a pussy ass bitch faggot. would shove my grand and intoxicating cock up his sissy asshole.

>>537446968
Someone post the rat torture webm

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>>537446968
>>537448989
A cat is fine too