Previous: >>537244092>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Narita Brian (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race8/28 - 9/10: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)Next Rate Up: K.S. Miracle (Alt 3*), Hishi Miracle (Alt 3*), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift>Free 10 rolls for 10 days>Limited missions & shop items>Trainer's Note release9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo.
Sex with umas
>>537261843Yes.
this is so wrong
>>537265145She needs to be put in an elderly care facility.
>going for a chill grandparent run to farm spurt spark>early charming>early triple rainbow speed>procced long S in classic yearUMAGAHD OKAY ITS HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM ALL I NEED IS MORE RAINBOWS AND SPURT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HISHAMA OR 2* SPURT SPARK IT HAS TO HAPPEN
This game is so fucking dumb. Why the fuck didnt Creek give me Swinging Maestro? Literally everything in this game is rng
>>537265145Cute hag
>>537265083Look how stretched her number is.That's hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EaeOJxiPPII can't believe my wife's VA met Tom Cruise lmao, I thought this was just a meme.
Dreaming of Spurt spark.
>>537265145Yet so right.
Now that I'm watching Uma S2 i think they fucked up choosing to animate Kitasan Black's story for S3, an overwhelming champion that retired to fuck mares is underwhelming vs the never give up from Teio or Special Week .
is it just me or are the bingo card rewards for this event WAY better than the previous ones
>>537265083We need more white pantyhose
You feelin lucky trainer?
Nishi Amazon makes me insta nut
>>537281918FUCK
>>537266747
>>537282138AAAAAA
>>537282138Glue. Restart. Overcome.
>>537261652What cards to run on Bride Mayano?
>>537282376TRUST THE PLAN SHIRIAOKI IS IN CONTROL
>>537282376Bolt pistol to skull
Can someone explain to me the full club meta?I ask for sprint/mile/medium shoes on cooldown and donate to everyone for points, right?I need to leave my current club made of mostly people that don't seem to play and find some other active one. I don't want anything super sweaty, maybe like ~500-600k fans per day. Current club rank is c+ (around 15k in ranking) so can i join some active one here or are they all super sweaty? Not sure if B or A rank with that kind of daily numbers. And if not can i just find A rank clubs ingame by refreshing? I'm gonna wait for the monthly rewards ofc before quiting.
>>537282376THE STARS WERE ALIGNED MITAKANEFUKUKITARU! THE FUCKING STARS
>>537282578>500k a dayAnon, that's is beyond casual.
>>537282620jesus christ matikane get it together
>>537282686I can do 500k per run but i feel like i don't really learn anything playing that way. I don't want to just just spam Rice Shower sweeps.
>>537282620The only star here is the one she'll get when you send her to the camp
>>537282620I will never run fukushit with late and always try to increase her pace to A and run with that
Don't think this has ever happened to me before
Is it true in jp they can pay 100 carats and select their blue spark stat?
>>537283527yeah. you can also pay 1000 carats after a career and cygames will send you the pair of socks that your uma wore.
For fuck sake give Meishou already so i Can start playing properly agggggggghhhhhhhhh i am tired of just waiting and saving.
>>537283623gonna reroll jp see you losers later
>>537283761A man of culture, I see.
Does Curren have Ult handicaps like Urara? Cause the fucking D in Mile makes her race choises absolutely dismal.
>>537281918
>>537283761
it's looking hopefulnot to mention due to my genius inheritance skills matikane has A mile proficiency so she became the star juvenile filly as well... being a pro trainer really is this easy...
>>537283623A bargain at twice the price. Going to pair them with the used race gear like fine wines
Teio!
>>537282910>don't learn anythingAnon, fan runs are just spark runs. You aim for 600 in the three stats and hit races for white sparks and fans.There's really nothing to doing anything in this game beyond actually grinding out an uma for a specific purpose.
>hopeful stakes>its actually hopelesswhy?
>>537284698nevermind im a third rate trainer with a fourth rate horse, someone pass me the glue gun
>>537284856glass legs
>Bride Mayano gets Mistifying Murmur>her best styles are Pace Chaser and Front runnerno really, for what purpose?
>>537285610why do you want to race your fucking wife you retarded freak shes for sex only
>>537285081Don't worry, I'm a professional
>>537285703I have to make due for rent next week.
>>537285610>late, end Bfixable with 2* style spark, my bride maya is end aswell
HORSE ANUS HORSE ANUS
>>537285876>going End Runner on someone with poor Power growthidk about that one.
Well...I just whaled for both Mayano and Air Groove. Please, tell me Narita Brian isn't limited and I can get her through the normal pool or through a free 3 star ticket?
>>537286134No horse in this game is limited
why does the game even try to pretend it has a functioning stat systemthe entire fucking thing is meaningless when you can have more than double the ai's stats and they still destroy you even on races that they don't even meet the fucking stamina check for
>try to build rice shower for the next CM>doesn't get S long nor S turf>multiple turns with 5 people parked in guts >turns between URA races without friendship training Yeah ok ok I fucking get it
>>537286280Prove it. Roll Anime Teio right now.
>>537286280you serious...? I don't need to roll for her and just hop I get spooked?
Gosling-corehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dwWC6KeR_qs&t=3482s
>>537286134Don't worry anon, she's added to the pool permanently and you can use a selector ticket as well.
I love how the retarded cuckqueen tries to look all cute when she doesn't get first place fucking useless glue horse.
>>537286460Yeah no horse is limited they all get added to the general pool later ( as years go by the ssr pool is so diluted getting the pick up will get harder and harder.)
>>537286537Thank fuck. I'm happy I got both girls, but fuck I just dropped $200 from dogshit luck and didn't wanna spend more on Brian
should I cleft the new welfare card it seems mid
>>537286405Well i dont want to waste my carrats but here shes in the banner with Narita brian
>>537286460Yes all horses are in Standard Pool. Eventually there will be selectors and paid selectors. Just be on the lookout.
Is Ryan's skill good on late Rudolph? It seems like it would be but I haven't looked into the autism specifics.
I don't understand, why did the yakuza go apeshit about porn and stuff about this game? It came out in 2021 and 90% of the horses in it have stopped racing way before that time
>>537281529Kitasan is not an overwhelming champion. He was mocked for being a big fish in a small pond (also literally, big horses tend be be not as good), only winning because the good horses got injured or didn't run in the race, until his last year where he broke Deep Impact's course record. His strength was his durability, never getting injured in his entire career.
the one star guts meme is stale.
>>537288076Is it really a meme if it keeps happening?
>King debut race is Mile>but base King has B Mile
>>537287521Ryan has one of the best skills period. Everyone benefits from an accel boost late-race.Only if you min-max power does it fall off in effectiveness.
what happens if both /uma/ stay active at the same time
>>537287865I'm pretty sure there was never any Yakuza to begin with, anon. Probably just a couple fossilized owners who signed shit they didn't understand then complained in true boomer fashion and Cygames tried to make it look far more serious and threatening than it really was.
>>537282960>>537282772>>537283181She's okay!
So the way to farm sparks is just tackling as many G1 races as possible right?
>>537283261I never finish cards without the 25+ spin pity
>>537288650not bad at all anon, nice
>>537287865We could have gotten more uma porn if trolls hadn’t deliberately pissed him off.
>>537287865Seiun sky's owner got sent guro of Seiun Sky and he went apeshit, threatened to pull Seiun Sky and that alerted the other horse owners, it wouldve been an incident that couldve killed Uma Musume so they had to do it.
ded thread today huh.
>>537287890did they run out of horses to cover during S3? why'd they choose kitasan black with that weak storylineSpecial Week has her defending Japan from the french menace at Japan CubTokai Teio triple fracture
I'm trying to make a late/medium Rudolph but I feel like I'm missing something. I've tried 4spd 2stam, 3spd 3power, 3spd 1stam 2power, but nothing seems to get me above 1000 in anything. I don't have designated parents but usually use 2 9* stam parents.Help.
>>537291294Fuck, you just made me check, we're in a dead threadEveryone else is in another
>resting can make you a night owlBro they go to school, they're not going to stop having a regular sleep schedule...
>>537291182So they're easily offended cowards?This is free money.
>>537291182So you're saying at first the porn ban thing wasn't a thing until this?
>>537299345correct, while not fully supported, there wasnt a rule against defiling the horses until the Seiun Sky incident.
What dreams of chronic and sustained guro have manifested for Seiun Sky?
>Do my first pull on the Wife Banner>A rainbow gate!>Its fucking Taiki Shuttle...againStop! I already have her at 4 stars! I don't need more American Cow in my stable!
Objectively speaking, how close am I to something decent for CM? Also, if you had to choose a green spark for a parent to 100% have, would you choose Right Handed or Spring Runner?
>>537307097You're gonna Howdy Pardner and you are gonna love it.
is there an online tool that shows which cards on my deck are the most recommended for a given character / distance / style I'm trying to build?
>having a ton of fun with the game>runs going well, not all winners but feel like i'm just a step or two from strong umas>"today's a new day!">all 3 borrow runs are plagued by retarded bullshit. 5 mood downs by mid classic year, night owl and sleep deprive everywhere>4 speed rainbows with high speciality priority decide to fuck off and I can barely get over 1k speed and nowhere near 1k stamAh now I remember why I was getting pissed off a week ago.
>>537308848>5 mood downs by mid classic year, night owl and sleep deprive everywhereah a fellow symboli rudolf trainer I see *tips fedora*
>resist temptation to roll Honse pussy because my SR support cards are trash>do a 10 roll on one of the support banners>only 1 gold>"w-well I hope it's a good one...">turns to rainbow>4th Ines Fujin...So, when's that Guts buff coming?
Is debuffer Bride Mayano a real strat or just a meme for torenas who don't want to invest in Grass?
>>537265145>>537280265Written by homosexual hands>>537280951>>537281505Written by based hands
why are there two threads
>>537309751Anyone who uses the term "hag" needs to be sent to the glue factory along with those other two fags.
>>537310605this thread is numbered incorrectly.
>>537309318Good news is she a very top tier guts card when the rework happens, so I've been told.
When are they replacing Spe with GolShi in the app's icon?
Any tips for Taishin's scenario? Finding it really hard getting the stats needed while trying to get the mandatory skill.Three recoveries (hers, Maestro, Cooldown (WHEN IT TURNS UP)), Encroaching Shadow, McQueen's unique (and maybe Rudolf's if it turns up). This is leaving aside all the Long/End Closer skills, greens, etc. It's expensive, when you're trying to keep races to a minimum.Does anyone drop one of the 3 gold recoveries? Any strats for working around her story event that work for ye (I've been hoping for the shrine date to fix the Practice Poor myself)?Running 3 stam/3 speed. Cheers!
does the borrow limit ever get removed
>>537282578Wait for club rewards
>air groove stars and air groove (wedding) stars are separateNever should've swiped
cygenerous free rolls when
>>537334964Half anni perhaps?
Post horse ass
>>537336186
SHE FINALLY CAME HOME
>>537307097This just prove she is your wife, there is no way out of this.
>>537336562I want to come in Mayano
>>537340391It proves she will feed my children whether they come from her womb or another uma's womb.
>>537336562I'm happy for you bro, she's the best
>page 10It's over, fotm gachaslop is dead
>>537351306no u
I refuse to pull for anything until Meishou is here. Don't blame me if the game EOS before then.
>>537291182I want to see that Seiun guro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtWdXtQv7vUthis is /uma/ now... it's over...
So, I heard that running Urara as front runner counters Taishin's recovery skill, but doesn't that also mean that stamina consumption for everyone will be lower, meaning Taishin won't run out of stamina anyways?Is it really worth it or is it just another gaslight operation?
>>537288156Rudolf has a mandatory mile race despite having C, we do what we can anon.
>>537371187>Her roommate is TupacPoor uma...
Some of You Guys are Alright, Don't go to CM tomorrow
>>537372352Gold Hag
>>537371870you can run urara in positions other than front, but that'll mean you might get cucked by lucky pace
>>537307290Right handed requires more effort to get unless you use sub optimal supports. You can borrow the new SSR stam card for spring runner.
>>537372439Needs enough stats to hit anything with her gold.
>>537372571And how much of stats would that be?
>14th in Hopefully Stakes>didn't reach the required fan count>run is over
>>537372656Haven't done enough testing, but in room matches with these stats + maestro she can't hit the frontmost runners even with the FOV extension from late surger savvy O
Wait is CM tomorrow? I'm no where near ready..
>>537372872Well,mine isnt savvy as yours but she is quite fast.
>>537372859Makie moment
>>537265083I spy a dirty right-ear...
>no long S despite double circles because the legacies only had 6 total long sparksCrazy high rolls throughout including a +100 stam during summer. This is the one I think, and I expect it'll still get beaten by most end closers with worse stats but straightaway spurt
>>537291182>>537371775Yeah any Seiun Sky guro? Proof or bullshit
>>537372993Have you tested her out in room matches? I'm not sure if my Neicha has fallen so far behind because she has no stamina, or if it is because she is not fast enough or doesn't have enough power to accelerate.
>>537373131Well from what i tested in what, a single race sofar she positions decently and loses her cool around the end of last corner just after she triggers the eye
>>537373314Interesting, I might go harder on the speed and power then.
I missed the boat
This bitch has procced golden oldies 4 fucking times...
>>537373496Imo, i savvy is probably pretty great on her + a second recovery if possible.Nobody is renting good debuffer parents on the database, so try to interbreed a good spark nature from Taurus as a grandparent, if you got one.Air Groove has two end closer debuffs guaranteed for instance.
>>537373681I'm slamming 16-stars of URA finale onto my Nature with decent effinity so I think I can afford to run supports that give inheritances instead of supports that give stats. I think the issue with mine is 400 power = cannot accelerate enough for the last spurt, which combined with her 700ish speed causes her to fall enough behind the pack that when all-seeing eyes procs it can't hit the runners in front.
>>537336186NO
>>537373681>>537373975 (me)Meant to say supports that give debuff hints, as opposed to supports that give stats. Though I'll probably toss in KB so I can get more power from speed training. The free SSR Mejiro Dober is also pretty good for getting Late Surger Savvy hints since you don't have to rely on Tachyon's random event anymore.
>tazuna bond maxed by new years>no date eventfuck off
>>537374098Imo that nature of mine,she had mediocre parents with no special affinity.I could slam ace parents for stam/power into her but id rather have the skill sparks.High wit and debuff support deck will cut down your overall statline in the first place.>he free SSR Mejiro Dober is also pretty good for getting Late Surger Savvy hints since you don't have to rely on Tachyon's random event anymore.Huh, didnt consider that, thanks for pointing it out
>>537280504>>537281481>>537373087Can someone explain the significance of Straightaway Spurt to a retard like me? I'm looking at it compared to other acceleration skills and it just seems worse? 0.9s duration for 0.2 accel, whereas every other acceleration skill is also 0.2 accel or better, but lasts for 1.8s, 2.4s or 3s?
>>537374440Racetrack design for the CM, trigger location and consistency.As far as skills go, spurt and pressure always trigger for my Golshi.
I'm not posting the Seiun Sky guro I only just got back from a ban for posting Twin Turbos giant horse cock
If your horse has more than 300 power, she spends the majority of the race at the maximum speed she's able to run during that segment of the race. This means the majority of all acceleration skills are useless during the majority of all races. For each race track the only thing that matters is finding which acceleration skill will actually trigger during a segment when she needs to accelerate. Straightaway spurt triggers at a good spot for this CM.
>>537374557To add on this anon, for front runners early accel is very important, its why people focus on groundworks because it power charges your start with passives and focus activating.Then front runner goes to the front, accelerates to the maximum speed and pack has to speed up to catch up. So for front runner, you want early acceleration, later acceleration and velocities all over the place so you go above the designated speed limit. Your win condition is the distance you made ahead of the pack.
>unglues your run
curse of the opera
>>537374780>Umas that run at the front want early acceleration>Umas that run at the back want late accelerationI thought all this shit was self-explanitory.
I don't know what 90% of the skills do I just pick the ones that are cheap
>>537374440if the acceleration skill doesn't trigger right at the start of the final leg, it's basically useless
>>537374875You would be amazed of other people. Pointing out the obvious will help someone for sure.
>>537286364it's just a slot machine anon
>>537374953https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOCK IN LOCK IN
>Calm and Collected>Decrease fatigue early-raceMaxing out Mcqueen is a fucking scam.
temu Eishin Flash
>>537375139>bagged the tard waifuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8844NJghobased
brocked means brocked
>>537375050I'm not reading all that
>the face it gives me after I unload into this plushy onehole
>>537375506alright bro, then just buy whichever skills sound cool>corner recoveryboring>thunderbolt stepnow that's cool
I've only noticed but how do personal skills get discount? g1 wins? fans? like for example I know uma stan is 160 but when I checked it at the end screen skill picker it's 144 and it has no hint discount
Here's your CM finals competition bros
Is it just me or Agnes looks perpetually high as hell?
>
Do you need to win the race in exactly the same year for an affinity boost? Or will it count if I win Takarazuka Kinen on year 2 with one uma, and on year 3 with the other one?
>>537375752Did you get Fast Learner?
>>537376007any year counts>>537375752fast learner acquired maybe? that gives a permanent discount to all skill costs
Finding parents with Groundwork is fucking impossible man.
>>537376086You probably have to do your part and lay the groundwork first.
>>537372663Why was Grass Wonder gay for Special Week
I don't have her. Is Satono Diamond as trainersexual as fanarts portray her to be?
>>537375776People are going to look at this and go AHHH WHALE when the luckshitting highrolling is why this trainer needs to be shot
>>537376215It's because everyone got her support card instead of Kitasan, right everyone?
>>537376194It's symboli impossible with my current deck.
>>537376086I found some, tried with like 7 groundwork stars total and got it once at 4 runs. I'll just watch stories and do event once a month or however fast they are rolling them out. Or maybe drop the game cause even for the event they expect some unholy amount of grind for a mobile game.
how do i make pvp teams that win?
>>537376429Only you can pave the way towards your goals, don't give up anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
another batch for the glue factory
>>537376485The event is for 2 weeks just by doing your 3 runs per day you can finish it with a few days remaining. You don't need to sweat for CM since the participation rewards are enough. Play the game for the cute girls instead of tryharding for an RNG grindfest every 3 weeks and you'll be less likely to burn out.
>>537376546My Sunday is coming to an end...
>>5373766393 runs is a lot to daily considering there's no "true" skip, only fast forward.
>>5373765371200 spe, have enough stamina, spam wit
yaranaika?
>>537315470You want to pump speed (and by extension power). She has poor pow gain, so it's preferable to dump everything in speed when you can. She's also retarded, so you want to get 160+ wit asap. If you have the required pow/wit, you should never lose (outside of long races like kikuka/tenno spring where you don't have enough stam). If you're losing, then that means you need more pow/wit. Grabbing encroaching early helps, but you will need 160 wit min or it doesn't do shit. You don't need to worry about her mood for kikuka sho, you can 1st place with awful mood if you have high enough stats. You will still want to fix it asap because bad mood = lower training. Although I will still train with it if a double rainbow shows up before I can fix it.I've stopped taking lion. It's too expensive unless you get winning injection/fast learner. It also gets cucked by Urara. Although the only alternative is rng (cooldown), so up to you whether you want to deal with that. I used 2 speed/3 stam/tazuna with 7* sparks. It's basically impossible to reach 1200/1200 with it without good ura finale procs, unless you have god tier rainbows. Maybe if I stopped doing japan derby or ura finale to reach 100k fans before senior it would be possible. But I prefer having skill points.
TSUIN TAABOU
>check out the storyTruly a lovable retard ngl
The average Taishin experience.
>>537377473https://youtu.be/bK8844NJgho
>>537377473She will win the DAAAARRRRBYYYYY
Emo wife waiting room
>>537377529Me too Taishin, me too.
>fail training>get knocked down to awful>right before the autumn races>fuck it let me try to get the 5 g1 epiphet for funsies>win 4 races, have to keep the bad mood until the osaka hai>get hit by ALL the mood up events (even by support not in my deck) >back to great by feburarythis game is doing it on purpose
Newretard here, did I waste my luck or hit the jackpot,
I love Late Surgers
why is the thread so slow today
stop playing hopeless stakes
>>537378074There's too much at stake anon.
>>537378042Aren't the indogs protesting thier government?
>>537378042it's 7am on a sunday lil niggy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537378042this a double thread from 3 or 4 threads ago
>>537378042Taurus CM killed the playerbase. Gemini will be the final nail in its coffin.
Urara is my first hotspring scene but she's urara so it doesn't count towards the hotspring virginity
>>537378074I will always run Hopeful Stakes.
wandee mandee chuuzudeeyes muteki ni haipaa maindo!samudee horidee eburideeLet's maaberasu sandee taimu
>>537376037>>537376057ah okay, I thought fast learner meant I'd get more hints instead
>>537377998King Halo is the highest value card there.
I'm gonna be in Tokyo in November for 2 days and I'm surprised to see there's a race on I could see if I want. TOKYO SPORTS HAI NISAI STAKES (G2)
>>537378042I'm waiting on the actual thread to be baked
>>537378581MASSIVE
Suzuka....
>>537378592>bweeh bweeh the OP isn't too my liking >do i want to make it better myself? nooo bweeh bweeh bweeh bweeh bweeeeeeeeeeeeh Not even Winning Ticket is such a crybaby
>>537377998Unfortunately you missed the meta supports and everything now sucks until Kitasan Black rerun.
Never stop gambling
>>537378714I can't believe Suzuka is flatter than top cun
>>537378714The parachute is not attached to anything.
I'm starting to suspect that aside from the Suzukafag, /uma/ prefer curvy women
>download JP to try the latest scenario>It actually feels so braindead to play with.
>>537378916Is SR top gun that good even that late?
>>537378898I prefer girls with a personality. Looks are secondary.
>>537378830It's attached to her tail
Curse of the Opera
>>537378983Friendship Bonus is cracked.
>>537379137then why is nobody using nishino flower SSR MLB?
Are there any guts support cards worth using or are they all total dogshit until the guts buff? I have like 5 MLB guts cards and they are all level 1.
>>537379283Haru Urara and that free SSR from last event is all you need for a long time, after the update that is.
Anywhere to see what races I placed in during the career?
>>537379220The friendship bonus of that card is not cracked.
>>537379220
>>537379315What a fucking waste
>>537379365bullshitshe starts at 2 friend bars at level 30 and I had her hit 4 friend bars before debut all the fucking time when I didnt know how the game worked
I hope the red rocket strat will be fun for this upcoming cm. I think I built a fairly solid air groove so now I gotta build a daiwa and a goldship hopefully cms a bit more further away.
>>537379360Do not worry everyone, I have found the setting.
こんなに大きくなりました
>>537379465That's not friendship bonus.
>>537379471Why not use dazzling disorientation?
>>537379465That's not what friendship bonus is.
Images that turn you on
>>537288650Trust in Shiraoki
translate it weebs
>>537379546That skill is for pace chasers and my air groove is built as a front runner. Also the skill apparently doesnt do anything apparently. Shes meant to stop harus and trying to keep up with other front runners so i can gamble on my daiwa.
>>537379004Nobody like Daiwa Scarlet for her personality
A real treat for IMAGINEfags.
>>537377897what the fuck it was thinking?
>>537379702Just ask chatgpt broTop right panel:Girl: 「満月の日はあの子が目覚めてしまう…!!」On the full moon, that girl will awaken…!!Middle right panel:Yugi: 「俺に任せろ!」Leave it to me!Middle left panel:Yugi: 「岩石の巨兵を召喚!!」I summon the Giant Soldier of Stone!!Bottom right panel:Yugi: 「攻撃するのは…月!!」The target of the attack is… the Moon!!Center bottom panel:Yugi: 「砕岩剣!! (ロッククラッシュソード)」Rock-Crushing Sword!!Bottom left panel:Girl: 「遊戯さん…!! かわいい…」Yugi-san…!! So cute…
>>537261652
>didn't proc anything good from inheritances besides a random turf and Oguri ult from a grandparent>3x stam b2b after summer and a 2xShe sucks, but I cba to train another ace, that'll do.
>>537379720Interesting, I thought you air groove was built to counter gold ships since you're packing all the end closer debuffs. I might do the same but I'll gamble on a nice nature for now.
>>537379920>no long S>1 gold recoveryTeio is about to get another fracture
Rice Shower won Hopeful Stakes by 5 lengths is this the run?
>>537379817im not going to give sam altman a blood sacrifice to use shitgpt so he can wank himself off in front of silicon valleys techjeets
MARVELOUS!
>>537380102Every time you use ChatGPT you waste his money and the bubble gets one step closer to popping.
>>537379995Its a debuffer for what im hoping to be the 2 most common strats which I think will be pace chasers and end closers. This strat will also hopefully stop opposing daiwa's as well but the gamble will be either it stops it or it helps opposing daiwas lmao should be fun. Kinda want to try a more gambly team instead of the 2 dominator gold ship team I played last time.
>>537380102based
>>537380038Rice Shower inspired me to fuck my sisterWhy is that a question?
>>537380206bro became a gajillionaire on lies building a homework solving AIim not going to feed him a single fucking bit of data so he can finally cum his ass off
idk bros this kitasan card seems kinda bad even maxed
If Cygames dont want me having lewd thoughts of the Umas explain Fuji Kiseki's tits
I CANT WAIT TO DUMP ALL MY CARATS INTO SEIUN SKY BANNER AND NOT PULL HER
My attempt at 2 S stats as F2P. No skills because she only ran the career races and spent every turn resting and training. Gigawitlet too
I FUCKING HATE THE 1 STAR WIT SPARK
>>537380329Women's bodies are not inherently sexual. She can dress how she wants, for herself.
is the club rewards in 3 hours or tom reset?
>>537380346Just witmaxx if you want the reward for a+
>>537380329it is okay to wank behind closed doorsnot in public
>>537380334just borrow one bro
>>537380389
>take out tazuna for more rainbows>run goes to shit
I AM HEKIN READY TO LEAVE MY JOBBER CLUB
>>537380481I want to make her my ace, not a stud
>>537380297>He thinks chatGPT only has access to what you type into itIf it exists anywhere on the internet he's harvesting it. Every 4chan post gets fed into the model as well. This post, your post, every post from now on, he's taking it all. It's at the point now they have scraped everything off the internet and they are trying to get people to buy those stupid AI necklaces that listen to your irl conversations because they need more data.
daily sex with tokai teio
>>537380334Just borrow Seiun. Save for the big 3.
i dont think i can hit 1100 stamina on this run after all ...
>>537380593I am skipping EVERY SINGLE altALL OF THEM
>>537380593they get added to the pool, don't they?
cygames will likely not do anything to save the dwindling playerbase. its over dayo
>>537380608Pussy
>>537380593just use your free anni ticket on xmas oguri bro
>>537380651Yeah they do. Nothing in this game is limited
My favourite thing about this game is telling Rice Shower I'm proud of her every time she wins a race
Does MLB levels make stat gains bigger
>>537380678eat my ass
>Rest turn before summer camp>Night Owled>againI swear the rate on this gets cranked to 75% on the turns before summer camp.
It's unironically over...
>>537380751Worth
>>537380593Nah I'm bored with the Umas I have now. I've only pulled on Support banners so far so I'm desperate for some new horse pussy.
>>537378830>>537379025RETARDS
>>537380751well .........what nowthis is not the 9* stamina parent i wanted
>>537380743it all depends on the effects but yesfour ways to make training better:friendship bonusmood effecttraining effectivenessbonus stat
>>537380863The bag doesn't have any straps retard the only thing it could be attached to is her tail.
Enough lusting over the Umas, how about lusting over human women?
nishino flower
>>537381004More like Nishino Deflowered.
>>537380990Do people do that?
>>537380990t. azuna
>>537381032im calling the ura cops right fucking now
>>537380983uhhh she used glue
>>537380990MOOOODS
>>537380863It's a well-done cutscene tbqhdesu
>mediumAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>forget to redeem first event title>can't redeem it after the timer ran out because they disable the heckin buttons>open a ticket that I earned the title but just forgot to press the button to claim it>uh we cannot help you :)why are jap niggers like this? I have literally everything from the first event bar the title because of their shitty ui menus
>>537380990sorry i only lust over human men
>>537379920332 wit
>>537380990Why would I do that when they hate me? At least Rice Shower smiles when I talk to her.
>>537381134sounds like you a (You) issue
>>537380990her mistake is wearing pants and not a skirt pantyhose combo so im not interested
>>537379479elaborate
>>537381075For what? Doing my duty as a Torena?
kawakami princess
>>537380990Human Women > Oooman >O'man >Uman > UmaWomen are Umas.
>>537381134I'm sorry that happened but are you going to post this everyday bwo
Do we get the club rewards in 3 hours or 27 hours?
I punched my dakimakura when I failed a training and now I feel bad
>>537381242AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RIIIIIKOOOOOOO-SAAAAANTHEY ARE BREAKING THE RULES AGAIN
>>537381284yes
>>537381198The square button with the horizontal lines (hamburger button) -> Career
>>537381276!!!
Yup it's turf time
>>537380990ThisAoi and Otonashi-san >>>>>>> filthy *mas
>>537381297You'll get your 150 carats in 27 hours
>>537379753catfished by fanart. she looks like some chuuni boy in game
>>537381547I need to know so I can get the shotgun and drag all the slackers behind the barn once they collected their "fair" share of the rewards
>>537381423W-what is that picture doing there
>Mejiro Ryan doing Arima Kinen>4th>use clock>3rd>use clock>2nd>use clock>1stYou stupid fucking hors why won't you just work
>>537381604get fucked nerdshe is our turbo chad stud
What does she know?
>No URA Finale>Every relevant green skill I could get between Spring, Firm, Kyoto, and Sunny, and it picks the one I chose because I had points to spareFunny. Couldn't pick up Straightaway Spurt even as a hint or inspiration so no chance at that, but 3* speed and long is cool. Been over 3 weeks since I got my first 3* with a power so I'm glad to know these exists again lol.
>>537380593I will let other trainers cum in Maruzensky first, I'll just wait for the FREE 100 pulls + 100 normal pulls before sparking her or pulling her from there.
>>537381430You can use her as the start of your 9* turf lineage
Club betrayers, status?
>>537381775ready to leave any second now
lice shower
>>537282578you can borrow 3 parents a day, right? 3 long goldship carriers is around 1mln(3x ~300k-400k), and people are doing this just trying to prepare for next Champions Meeting, not even farming fans, no way you're getting into A rank with those numbers, maybe B rank
Slapping Happy Meek’s fat horse ass
Danchou here, I will be kicking all the slackers in my club before the month reset. Doesn't matter if the club rank tanks, total freeloaders death.
>>537381134this is so bricked
What do you guys reckon Gold Ships bodycount is?
but Danchou...you're the slacker
>>537381737I've seen other people talk about this when are we getting these mythical 100 free pulls
>>537381951I think its sometime after Christmas Peak banner around January 2022 of JP server
>>537381861I hope this is my danchou
>>537381910theres no need to guess, we have all of his breeding records
>>537379793BAKUSHIN!
i don't think i can win cm2 with mayano
So this tells me that Maya 2 beats Maya 1, but I can see that Maya 2 runs out of HP at the end whereas Maya 1 does not. Therefore in an actual PVP setting, would Maya 1 beat Maya 2, because Maya 2 will run out of HP? How do I simulate debuffs in this thing? And fuck Maya, these runs have been fucking nightmares. What the fuck do you mean Mood Down, we finished the Claw Machine to get your mood up 1 fucking second ago!
>>537379471I might try out making an Air Groove too, what deck do you use to get it?
umamusume is a hag game
You guys only like Mayano because she's IMAGINE sized
>>537379471isn't stamina eater only for umas in front of you? and air groove is a front runner in cm2?
>>537382196If Umamusume is a hag game why does the Reporter has little art?
>>537379471Can you make a CM2 test lobby with her? I wanna check something
thank SCIENCE my stable hasn't been cursed by the presence of THE VILLAIN rice shower
>>537382324She's a cake and even worse a n*ngen
>>537382196>grandpa>weird uncle>grandpa 2>crossdressing grandpa
>>537382196Ramon is the only hag the others fit the late teen/young adult tier
>>537382019>around January 2022that's when we got the all uma banner right? would be nice if we can get the 100 free rolls for that
>>537382448(You) are literally a human. Why wouldn't you be attracted to female (human)?
I need an armpit uma wife guys please help me.
>>537382575Yes thats exactly the event where the 10 free pull everyday for 10 days happened. I wonder if JPbros can enlighten us if theres more 100 free pulls after this event. All I know all spark banner was the first and the last.
I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE I'M GONNA DO IT
Takuto...
>Early Apr
is there any budget way to build a long uma if no mlb cards? like that 5 speed card goldship
MAAAAAAAAAAARVELOOOOOUUUUUUUS
>>537382676After that one, the free 10 rolls only happened on support banners, but they give free 1 rolls for the uma banner.
>>537382623Uma > human female
>>537382704Wifegroove
today is M A R V E L O U S
>>537382745There's two stamina welfare cards in the shop
>>537382575It's a little bit tricky on the accelerated schedule but we're 100% NOT getting them on the all spark banner it's too far ahead. It should be 50 on the tamamo cross banner + 50 on the matikane support banner, it *can* be 50 on new years opera+50 on nice nature if cygames jumbles the schedule.
>>537377681WE'LL CARRY ONWE'LL CARRY ON
what's the in-universe lore reason why there are grown women like maruzensky and pearl at this school?
>discord club complaining about some stuff happening in Indo SEA land and that they might lose internetI really do need to get out of this club.
>>537382952What lose internet? Any qrd?Thats kinda huge news, I hope they do cause they're annoying in other gachas I play
So if I started to seriously do grandparent runs is it better to use sub-standard legacies for them or just rawdog it without any legacies?
Rejoice!!today isMARVELOUSSUNDAY!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
parent with 5* spurt (2* on parent, 3* on grand parent) or parent with 3* spurt directly on herself?
>>537382947Pearl is waiting for her prince charming (me) to swep her away after senior year.
>>537382943That song came on kerrang radio a lot around the time my dad died, so it makes me sad
>>537382952>can you imagine? /uma/ without SEA posters?
>>537383072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naMGt1fIOts
Out of the past 17 hints from Air Groove I have not had 1 groundwork. Fuck this game.
>>537383035there's a civil war in indonesia the goverment is starting a chink internet wall
>>537382143Maya 2 runs out of HP only if BOFA procs early and overcaps your HPYou can simulate debuffs by adding subdued / flustered X on the other uma (add on Maya 1 if you want Maya 2 to be debuffed), you can add it on both Mayas as well
>>537383246Nevermind.
>>537383319Can you even imagine a world in which SEA is firewalled off from the rest of us>God… I know we haven’t talked in a while but I’m back
Smart anons, help me. Why does my late surger Narita sometimes randomly drop from 4-6th place in the first half of mid-race to 7-8th? Is it because she has less power than a typical goldship? But usually there's no uphill at that point, only corners.
My favourite uma >> Your favourite uma >>>>>>>>> Teio >>> Shakur
I wish maabe-chan's tits were actually as big as people draw them
>>537383438downhill accel
>>537383417Complaining works every time
this shit is too short
>>537383535Do you play nothing else?
>>537383469How does that work/how could i prevent that from happening?
I just got this. Pretty gay because her parents are both 3* power 3* long. But at least I now have a 9* blue of my own.
>>537383535I’m less than half the points but I agree
>>537383605lower wit
Is this good enough as a grandparent? I wanted to at least get a 2* blue but I might just say fuck it. The white you cant see is a 1* spurt
>>537383535Wtf? I've been running careers all weekend and am only at 300k.Unless... Don't tell me you did useless runs just for a high event bonus?
>>537383465
>>537382947idk what you're talking about, they're 17 years old bwo
Anyone doing practice runs for Gemini had success with Pace Chasers? I really wanted to do Gemini with Rice, but on my test runs the Pace have been absolutely getting destroyed by Gold Ships and occasional Taishins.I hate it, but I think I'll have to Gold Ship with how much End seem to dominatte Gemini.
>>537383074assuming they are about the same otherwise, having multiple instances of the same spark in your lineage is better. ideally you take both of those and make a new parent with a full set of 3
>>537383319This might be the best day of my life
28039680Join the Gemini Cup Simulator.
>>537383535
>>537383812Any qrd on Daily Race skipWhat exactly is occuring there and how many minutes, what happens to skills, fan and spark farming there
>>537383812>KR: day 1WTF??? literally no excuse we're just getting cucked intentionally
>>537383535Everyone else is jealous that they can't
>>537383746Nigga are you trolling?
>Job at Stakes>Give up and restart careerI won't accept anything less than perfect.
>>537384039based
80789513CM2 lobby (real)
>>537383980Don't be greedy
Curren Chan (succubus)
>>537384039>job at stakes>win every other race>2* spd, 3* long, 2* URA, handful of whitesit happens more than you'd think
yeppers...?
I got this Daiwa Scarlet
89375899CM test
>>537384334MOOOOOOUUUUUUU
>>537384039>Job at Stakes>Goal incomplete
>Claw Machine: Failure...Name a worse feeling
>>537384252> >2* spd,Mmmmnyo thanks.
How did he end up outdoing all the self proclaimed experts?
More CM testsThose fill up too quickly79288529
GuysWhy is Mayano's legend race scheduled for 9/11?
>>537384476>tissues
Yes, I know that I can "Swipe to move camera". Is it really necessary to have this shit blocking the middle of the screen EVERY SINGLE TIME the crane game starts?
>fast learner>worst rainbows ive had all weekYOU FUCKING TEASE
>>537384496>Group B
>>537384496>group BThat's your answer.
How much power and wit is necessary for long cup, bros? People are giving wildly different numbers.
>>537384609>>537384617he entered with SOVL unlike 99% of the metafags here who flopped in group A finals
>>537384496>group B
>>537384342Obviously got those from her mother
>>537384496>group blmao
>>537384565Goddamn it...
>>537384617Yet he's been officially granted Taurus Gold by Cygames while your content creators have nothing?
>>537384496wait you only need to beat 2000 jobbers to get the group B gibs?Why prepare at all then?
>>537384649What was his team?
Ningen men are for Ningen women
The funniest part about group B final winners is they have titles and 2nd place group A shitters don't
>>537384736i'm doing that in gemini thats for sure
>>537384563Wouldn’t be Japanese devs if they didn’t have the worst UI/UX of all time. The phenomenon started making more sense when I saw that list of famous Japanese developers’ favourite games. They’re all Japanese too. It’s inbreeding, they’re almost never exposed to good design. Like their phones in the 90s
HOOOOOLY FUCK HOY IS MAYANO EVEN SUGGESTED TO BE PLAYED SHE SUCKS SO MUCH
>>537384701Kek so did II dodged a bullet by not qualifying for group A finals in round 2. Now I am Northern Lion tier.
I like when nice neicha goes NYEEAAAGHHH
>>537384496He doesn't try to give recommendations or advice, and he barely even streams it. He just plays the game for fun - and that's the key.
>>537384820I am literally going to chuck my first tries at aces into CM, get group B, and luckshit my way to carats. Ez life
why is rice shower's head so fuckin bigyou don't notice it as much in her racewear but when she's wearing a swimsuit during summer camp she's got a huge melon
>>537384814>double Late Start on my aces>blocked for 5+ seconds at the start of the final straight>come 2nd by 1/2L to a Narita Taishin shitterThose titles should have been mine!
Literally me
>>537384494just use high affinity and high roll your ace. then the 20 extra spd is literally worthless
>bad run>no good rainbow trainings>minimal inspiration events>almost no skill hints from friend training>no gourmand >this happensMaking me lock in when I was ready to just spam races for fans is pretty mean.
>>537384868>They’re all Japanese too. It’s inbreeding, they’re almost never exposed to good design.100% correct. People blame stagnation in there on old people, but young are the same.>they only started playing FPS games after some shituber bitches showed them how
>BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH KODOMO JA NAI!!!
>>537385031Yeah and they play nothing but APEX and Valorant now kek
I-I swear I'm only running with mayano top cun, imagine shower and toukai teiuoh because they're meta!
>>537385067its crazy cause last night mayano snuck into my room. i punched her in the face then reported her to tazuna
>>537384350Results.Again, not even close with Gold Ships dominating. The stats of the Gold Ships are similar to the Pace Rice, Rudolf, Brian, and McQueen with Speed around 1000 and Stamina around 1000-1200.Anchors Aweigh basically lets Gold Ship get in front even before final corner and then they just completely take the race with how much distance they overtake the others from how long Anchors last.If you REALLY want to win Gemini, you just have to take Gold Ship. Gold Ship will at minimum take you to the Finals of Group A and then it's just a dice roll from there where even your Gold Ship who has stats lower than the whale with 1200/1200/900 Gold Ship can still win.
>>537384632Bros....
>>537385031Sometimes the inbreeding produces genius like dragon's dogma.Sometimes it produces dragon's dogma 2.Inbreeding is a necessary price to pay for occasional genius.
i hate gold ship so much it is unreal
>>537385163
somehow hadn't gotten this event in 30ish careers
>>537384496>doesn't speak like he's an expert and just tries to enjoy it>doesn't job to A finals like 90% of the "experts" and instead stays in his lane in B finals fun maxxing
>>537385163All of this effort and work just to get rng'd in the one race that matters at all... nice game umatards
lol golship hysteria
Does Wit really have diminishing returns after 400? It's not like skill activation is the only thing it does.
>>537385181...It's like one of my Japanese animal sports...
>>537384814Everyone has the platinum title it's so overused...they need to release some title that's locked behind like 50000 paid carats.
>>537385163>Anchors Aweighhas nothing to do with it, all end runners dominate because they're just faster and there aren't enough people for them to get brocked
more like gordo ship
>>537385473they do get brocked lol
>>537385360No one knows the hard numbers, but yes. From 300 to 400 with people estimate around 8% increase in skill activations, and then from like 400 to 500 there's like half of that.
bros how do you get a good TT team, I'm getting kicked out of class 6 for being a shitter
>>537385448I switched back to Claw Connoisseur because most people can't get 10 plushies in one try
>>537385473>and there aren't enough people for them to get brockedthere will be 5-7 in any given race during gemini cup
>>537385576If you made it to class 6 you're already good enough
Best position for Mayano this CM? I have a front and an end on the team so far.
>>537385473I'm pretty certain what you are saying is untrue, as when Gold Ships activate their skill it's when they start heading to first place.Do you see other End Closers consistently doing what Gold Ship does?
>>537385576I witmaxxed my sprint team and that was enough to push me from barely not demoting every week to a somewhat comfy 492k
>>537385691All of them
basically if there's any uma in pic related that I really want, I should hold off until the anniversary banner and use spark on them, right?
>>537385713>Do you see other End Closers consistently doing what Gold Ship does?yes, it's in the end closer AI to approach from the midpoint of the race if their wit allows it
>>537385691Front Long is way too stamina heavy but you might get away with debuffers not targeting you for that exact reason.
my last Sweep charming even was back in tuesdayI've had like 30+ runs since then and not once did that event appear
>>537385713Anchors Aweigh is a literal free win card, no bullshit activation requirement and lasts 6x as long as other uniques
>>537385691Full nelson.
>>537385873Can you give some screenshot winners of said End Closers?
>>537385536There is a formula in the race mechanic doc
>>537385786If you want to wait, yes. It would be the most optimal banner to pull on if you don't mind the waiting of half a year or so.
>>537385873>yes, it's in the end closer AI to approach from the midpoint of the race if their wit allows it...Except Gold Ship's unique is when said End Closers are clocking in and it lasts forever, allowing them to do what Ends do but much better.Stop spreading misinformation.
>>537385873Incorrect, that's just the end of pace keeping mechanism
>>537385691Prone bone
>>537384868It's the needless 'Next' buttons which are some of the worst offenders. Having to click 3 times to get through redundant information screens after every single career objective is such a clear example of terrible design that I'm amazed it made it into the final product. Only the Japanese could think this kind of UX is acceptable.
nemesis mogs anchors aweigh
Gold ship is my oshi
>>537386028except it doesn't actually do that, speeds are capped before the last leg
>>537383812>retards still giving cyjews money when global is being treated as second class citizens
flowery maneuver mogs nemesis and anchors aweigh
>>537386057Yes
>>537386068easier to build Taishin if you are a heavy spender though, otherwise the stat gap with goldships becomes apparent unless you roll a nat 20 on your cm prep luck.
>>537386092Where does the last leg start, anon?
>>537386080Teio's friend!
>>537386135Umalator hasn't even updated to include it yet I want to see how it performs on the track
>>537265145more likeSeeking the last egg lmaoooooo
>>537386135i will maneuver myself into mayano's flower
>>537386094global mathematically deserves extra gibs due to less daily logbo carats but we'll never get it because jap would sperg and arson cygames
Danchou you have to play the game!
>>537385713Anchors aweight....so what do highers level of the skill give it?
>>537265145Some of the umas have huge heads and it bothers me.
I find myself increasingly interested in Rudolf, bros. What does this say about me?
>>537265145If they don't have regular ears, how do the glasses stay up?
>>537385984>>537385786If you metaslave,you get summer maruzensky and xmass oguri.pity pull banner is a trap
>>537386486I can't afford 60k carats bro
>>537385786You should roll on that uma banner then.
>loose 3 races>fail second skill up check>fail 2 more races>barely go over 240k at career endWould you guess that i also won the fucking HS ticket in this mess of a run?
>>537385786This banner is good if you just want a bunch of random 3 stars and one specific uma you want to spark(or two if you spark it twice the banner twice etc) If you really want let's say 3/4 of the umas in your image you're better off rolling on their rateups cause you're not getting all of them in the all uma banner
>>537386532thats for support,odds of getting a good uma are more favorable and you need one pull,not 5
>acupuncturist before debut on an ace run>oh yes charming please>failYOU FUCKING WHORE
>>537386420
cygames raughing right now at the people willing to pay actual money to play their kusoge
>>537386518
>>537386591>cause you're not getting all of them in the all uma bannerwrong, I'm getting a kiss from the goddess of luck
>>537386681Like game, therefore pay, if game kusoge, why wallet open
>>537385576the key is the higher score your opponent have, the higher score you'll get, even if you loseyou face higher score opponents by increasing your own scoreif you have any B+ umas in there, replace them even if they win races
>>537386591NOOOOOO GASLIGHT DANCER YOU CAN'T SAY THAT EVERY F2P MUST SAVE 60K CARATS AND THEY WILL GET ALL 10 UMAS THEY WANT FROM THE ALL SPARK BANNER IT'S GUARANTEED YOU WON'T ROLE DUPES CYGAMES CODED IT THAT WAY
>knows Tachyon's leg is permafucked>taunts Tachyon by "giving" her a trophy she won knowing full well Tachyon won't be able to race for it and will yearn even more to be able to race againWhy is Scarlet so evil?
>>537386905seething lol
>nepo enrollee
>>537386905right! instead you should piss away 7.5k carats on each banner and get literally nothing
>>537386905are you okay?
>>537386731godspeed anon, may shiraoki-sama bless your pulls
>>537385576Good team, beat the top whale on your shit listIf you suck at uma building, overcap the stamina and turn on heavy rain with the doll
>>537386905Objectively, yes, it actually is your best chance of getting all 10 without dupes.
CM test room up60926389
I HATE THE CLAW MACHINE
>>537387006The God banner.
>roll banner>all dupes
>>537386905this really made me laugh thank you for posting it
>>537387180When
>>537387239every banner is the god banner
>>537386905If not enough carats, pay, if cannot pay, mcdonalds, very easy.
the devs made it easy for you desu just roll on half anniversaries and anniversaries. anything else is bait
You could wait for the anniversary banner and quite honestly just be unlucky and pull one 3* and then spark your horse you could've sparked months ago. It's all about luck and if you don't have a spark ready just be ready for dissapointment if you take the risk or pay the rest.
Does bailing on a run save the fans you earned or do you lose them all?
>>537386681Surprised people are actually throwing money on greedy JP devs who have alot of history on cheating the playerbase
>>537387180>have to wait until NY natie if you want her to not be a debuff slave
>resting can give you night owl>night owl can steal two moods before you get a chance to respond to it>infirmary does not instantly cure conditions even though it takes up a turnThis game was made by insane people.
>>537387575Now imagine heading to summer with nighowl
>>537387497lose
Is Masterful Gambit any good? I always end up with lots of hints for it in my parent runs but it sounds useless.
>>537387575They just stacked more rng on top of other rng. I think the thought process when creating it was to find something that doesn't have rng yet and attach it.
>>537387546you can easily build her as an ace now
>>537309751I want to seek her pearl, if you know what I mean.
>>537386591Nta, but I really want cafe I could wait for the all uma banner but I think I might just go for her in november when her banner drops even though I would just need to wait two more months
>>537387504yeah the separate global release was one of their eos tactics. same with the simplified chinese version(god knows who that server is for). any money spent just gets pumped into more paid optics boosts too instead of improving the game.
I really really really really really like Tomboys and Seiun was my favorite girl of season 1. Can't wait to get this waiting over with and roll her already.
>>537387504Ironically probably a very easy solution. You get paid up front.You don't have to scam people or make your game shitty.It's great.
I will never voluntarily spend my time testing builds for CM ever again. Yes, I was the typical meta tryhard that got shafted by rng.Rejoice as my nigger deboofers are permanently benched and I will only run my TT team and never devote more time to this rigged event.
>lost kikuka sho>7th in elizabeth cup>tissueyeah, I think it's over.
>>537387504I feel like all of these rag pieces originate from Square spinning all of their financial losses, when they've been out of touch with their playerbase for decades.
>>537387829Seiun Sky isn't a tomboy bwo...
>>537387774Cafe is at the point of the game where there's are no arguments for rolling on all spark banner can be made. At least I can't think of any.
I don't like Teio.
>>537387794With 160% progression it will take around 7 years for Japan and Global to sync upAt least we know we got content for a minimum of four.
Uhhh, what are we buying for Rudolf?
If it weren't for the fact that I get nothing for aborting a run, I would abort this run.Five fucking mood down events before the Junior Year's end...
>>537387921at least you can still job the next goal race and get a career done if you want to finish the event faster
>>537387774I plan on pulling for Cafe aswell and I sure as hell am not waiting two months when I want to play with her when she releases.
>>537387772Like her umanko?
Why is Air Groove's daughter like this?
3/3 is such a fucking joke deck, you get so many low rolls it isn't funny.
JOIN UMANKO TODAY!
the race logic at launch presumed that each race always had 1-2 front runnersthat is why careers are full of front running mob umasbut pvp rarely has them, so that is why the balance breaks down with end closers
How long until Guts is the God Stat it deserves to be?
>>537388028An engagement ring
>>537387637I don't have to
>>537387829But Narita is the superior tomboy
>>537388163Just rebalance for CM?, why are japs so retarded?
Is "firm ground" "Kyoto track" type green skills worth taking? It's for a CM goldship. Other than swinging maestro, which gold recovery should I target?? Breath of fresh air? Go-home club?To reach 1200/1050/700 stats I ended up as a 286 witlet, is she glue?
>>537388163fronts don't really check ends just by existing, only when the powercreep starts settling in. In fact, having no front in the room gives paces that chance to lucky promote and then they can give an end a run for their money.
>>537388296it's gold ship you're winning anyways
>>537388248Even more than tomboys I love front runners. Something about being that dominant the whole race I really like. Seiun just pushes all my buttons what can I say. I was surprised when she wasn't just meta but like, a requirement for front runners which is the only type I want to build.
>>537388041SEVEN FUCKING MOOD DOWNS BEFORE JUNIOR YEAR'S END.
>>537388320fronts have a purpose, that is stretch the packif you just have pace chasers, they are happy to clump together into a huge ballyou see this a lot in pvp
CLASS 6 (SEMEN) RETENTION STATUS?CLASS 5 (ERECTION) PROMOTION STATUS?
>Well, it´s been an interesting interview anon.>Just one last question.>Why do you want to be a Uma trainer?What to answer?
>>537387637Summer is often a bust for me. I use a rest & rec at least 1 times every summer. In fact it's so bad I often just look forward to a free +30 work training from it.
>>537388163Front does nothing. They have a small lead at the start and then everyone just catches up. It's designated jobber so someone else can shine. Maybe it was the balance because they thought it was cool when someone takes over at the finish line.
>>537388449>>537388041that's a cursed run. just glue and move on
>focus exclusively on speed and stamina>still can't break the 800/800 barrier I FUCKING HATE THESE RUNS I FUCKING UMA WITH 1000 AND 900 IN A DIFFERENT STAT SO WHY
>reached 300 runs>it's been 200 runs since I got a 3* sparkThis statistical anomaly genuinely makes me want to quit.
>>537388482My best score for class six is 411K, it's fucking jover.
>Reach perfect speed and stamina>/uma/ will still laugh at you because of wit
>>537386518>>537386696Reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KRXEyWTNDI
>>537388621How? Have you leveled up your support card?
>>537387690Onegai
>>537388525I want horse numbers to go up
>>537388614I have 3 total at 200+ runs. All speed btw.
>30 runs of FKKTR and still 3*>alright, maybe I should test how that brocked guy's advice actually works>...I wasted my spark luck. Nyo...
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>537388163yesFrontrunner is the shitter positionUntil the hag and the chocorobot happensThen Frontrunner is the PREMIUM position and end closers can't reach the front before the Fronts win
>me right on Sundayshttps://x.com/shirai_farm/status/1962062759824404856
>>537388660Bro I started like end of July. I've only got 2.40% boost from support cards.
>>537385024But hey, we got there
How quickly should you give up on the average Middle run? After failing Hopeful Stakes or Satsuki Sho? I wanted spark grind Matikanefukukitaru like that one guide but she failed both of them, and it feels demotivating to go further since she's going to have shit affinity even if I luckshit a decent spark.
>>537388614I'm Day 1 and I just got my very first all 3* sparks yesterday on rice and Oguri. I got them one after another. Crazy.
>>537385024Now is the time.
>>537388743does the front domination era ever end in JP or is it still ongoing?
>>537388750I was reaching around 450-480k with that boost. With 2.6% boost I reach 500k. Work on your TT man.
I can't believe I'm being gaslit by fanarts into thinking that Special Week is cute and all over her trainer
>>537388296Bros....help... BWEEEEEEHHHHHH
Mesugaki!
End closers are really fun in concept but why are they so horrible to use in campaign?
>>537388786:D
>>537388848oh no you lost 1/2 affinity points, you'll never recover
>>537388883Eh its complicated
>>537388924You want an umawife from the countryside.
>>537388890I am, but I'm in that awkward place where I don't have good parents, so I can't really outcompete my team without luck and...I wasted all my luck when I got my 1000 speed Sakura.
I'm ready to pull
>>537388963Got bored of just winning and skipping every race with them?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>537388482Seems easy so far for a f2p like me, so theres nothing above class 6, future cards might kick me out though since Im not wasting carats until year 3 on cards
>>537388848If I know if its not a highroll by summer 2 I quit flatout. Already have a dozen 9* parents since I did my due diligence early on.Don't force yourself to cope with switching from ace farming to parent. Not worth the mental.
>>537389026
>>537387921BUT AT LEAST YOU WON THE DARBY RIGHT
>>537388963Because the mechanics meant to make being anywhere but the front at all times actually work are not implemented.
>>537382671BakushinTicket
>>537389010>seiun sky isnt on this listmust roll huh
>>537388883It gets more varied later but its hag domination for quite the while
Winning Ticket will cry, if you impregnate her. The reason being, that only one of your little soldiers can get to her egg cell.Even though all of them tried so hard...
>>537389180seiun sky is purely a parent uma retardbro
>>537389010Huh my wife Bro isnt on the list?
tomboy horse
>>537389031You don't really need good parents on your side to reach a good TT member. Use your borrows for that. A good TT to retain class 6 should be your priority over CM which nets you like maybe a 1000 more carats if you manage to win by RNG.I'm still using shitters who had like 12 blue sparks only from months ago.
>>537389083youre not really f2p cause you have no carots
So many umas pregnant on campus
Why do we hate digitan when she's literally us?
Special WeekFour time G1 champion
Wouldn't it make sense for veteran uma musumes to be trainers too? I know irl athletes tend to not be coaches or team managers after they retire but uma life is very long you know?
>>537388992She lost her chance at a Triple Crown affinity and a solid amount of skill points and stats and energy due to getting blocked and ending up like 13th. She could probably stumble her way through the rest of the career, but with such losses (and early Night Owl making me lose a turn) the run is objectively a wash.
>won the hot springs ticket with King Halo 4 times>now won the hot springs ticket with Maruzensky Thrice>still hasn't won the hot springs ticket with my favorite uma despite running her at least once dailyWhy what do you want from me why can't I get the damn ticket with my favorite uma?
Spe a cute!
>>537389256the retards are the ones that are going to spark her retardbro
>>537389319That could be your 3 stam 3 long 3 ura triple 7s tail held high playtime's over legacy
>>537389167Nyes
>>537261652Have a MARVELOUS sunday!
>>537389282sex
>>537388963End Closers aren't bad in career. It's Late Surgers that will job for no reason.
>>537389413Lust-provoking image...
>>537388963Golshi has a piss easy career as long as hit the stamina button a few times by accident.
>>537389382Playing the long game bro. You can only borrow one at a time.
>>537389382those "retards" will have unlimited usage of her for parent and ace building unlike borrowcucks
I never had a more crushing defeat in any race.
>>537389167Why does this bitch cry so much? She's not pregnant, right?
>>537388963End closers require power, but everyone is too focused on stamina because muh long races.
>>537389413If she's german then why doesn't she have blonde hair
>>537389382I give thanks to the one misinfo fighting anon that convinced me to save until the all uma banner. I honestly would have bricked myseld if I sparked seiun sky especially since I never do more than 3 borrow runs.
I NEED to pull release some good fucking umas
>>537389557>Your trainee know fewer skills>Literally buyed everythingFuck you Tazuna
>>537389549>rolling so you can simply use her as a parentgod damn that's some soulless shit
I survived
>>537389575not yet, you could make her thoughirl horse is an emotional wreck according to various sources and would sulk in a corner if he gets scolded
>>537389575She's an emotional uma
>>537389575Apparently the real horse was really sensitive and would cry and sulk in a corner if scolded.
>>537389605link to simulator?
>>537389680Why is her actual in-game racewear different from this outfit that everyone draws? This one is way better.
>>537389180Seiun and Maru are 2 banners apart. Ain't no one gonna roll for Seiun outside of gigawhales. F2p will hope she spooks them on Maru banner or wait for a selector/all pity.
>>537389314Yeah, this is one of the worst parts of the game. I picked it up when I saw it was trending, but the whole "umas are a separate race and only humans can train them" gives me the ick. Probably gonna drop it lol I don't think I can support something with this kind of neo-colonial subtext.
>>537389672>buyed
>>537389681>2nd>surviveYou're a marvelous disgrace
>>537389740>F2p will hope she spooks themif i ever get seiun shit i will be uninstalling
>>537389672>he boughted
>537389796
>>537389695https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator
>>537389418
>#1256 to #1252>its another forcefully recycled thread after being necrobumped for over a daywtf is up wrong this general?
>>537389796>using the word "ick"You're either a woman, fag or tranny and a zoomer too.
>>537389796same, it was the lack of poc and objectification of the girls that gave me the ick
>>537389689>scoldedHorses can tell if a human that isn't hitting them is scolding them?
>>537389314>>537389796reddit? twitter? which one?
>>537389592Something like not actually German, just born there
>>537389941Yeah, you can also scold a dog without hurting them.
>>537389941Horses are bigger and much more expensive dogs, if given enough time, they can learn and tell which is which
>>537389905I wish it let me simulate any banner not just the current one, oh well i guess it's good enough
>>537389592>German>blonde
What would it take for /uma/ to like Special Week?
WAAAAAAAAAH! TORENAAA IS FALLING FOR THE BAIT AGAIN!
>>537390098how fucking short do i have to be to be at the same eye level as Tamamo Cross?
>>537389905I'M IN
>>537389941Do you think an animal, especially a large domesticated mammal, can't tell the difference between angry and calm behavior?
>>537390101Blonde like Hitler, tall like Goebbels and slim like Göring.
>4 stats at 600 or more>hit the spark for the one that isn't >Finally get a 3* spurt spark>No right-handed>No Kyoto>No lone wolf>No Playtime's Over>No recoveries >TurfI fucking hate this grind.
>>537390196It's your dick's POV
Fuck Nature!
>>537390196Bro it's called a camera...
>>537389929This general gets vandalised like every other day and it's all composed of lazy newanons.
>>537390252Does the 3* spark make it more likely that it'll trigger during an inspiration event, or is it just that you get more hint levels when it does trigger?
>Lost my mind>Used my remaining carrots>Got Wedding MayanoWhat now?
>>537390252> >4 stats at 600 or moreWould you really be happy if you got 3* wit?
>>537389929It's one guy and also these threads should have started at #1 why the hell did Global claim all the old JP threads they have nothing to do with us.
>>537390364both more likely and more likely to give more hint levels
I haven't seen a single argument in favor of regular rate up banners being worthwhile except boiling down to "slightly more lucky"With each passing day the meme of whale game and sparking everything becomes more true.
Why does Marvelous Sunday get such marvelous titties?
>>537390379Wit was the only stat below 600.>>537390364Both. And I'm pretty sure having it in the parents/grandparents helps too, so this is technically a 9* straightaway spurt spark.
>>537390282I really like Nature. I was quite surprised she is popular around here.
>>537389947It's just bait and not even particularly good bait
/uma/'s favorite NPC?
>>537390480I've gotten like 4 of my 3* umas from my daily paid 1pull. You don't have to whale, take the dolphin pill.
>>537390536Her career is weapons-grade GFE
>>537388296At 1050 stam you need two gold recoveries to trigger or else she dies. You need the equivalent of ~1450 stam and gold recovery is good for 200. At 1200 stamn and a maxed sta dard distance or kyoto race course, you can afford to trigger 1 gold recover, but you'll die to rushed or manhattan SR stamina eater.If you are running frontrunner urara you can afford 1 less gold recovery, because she paces everybody down.Also, if you jave less than 1200 speed, you can offord to run less stam.
>>537390409>>537390525Oh god, so you really do have to grind for the 3* sparks to make good parents... Please no...
>>537390602Give this cameraman a raise
>>537390583Umamusume A
>>537390525>Wit was the only stat below 600....Would you really be happy if you got 3* guts?
>>537390640umamusume is lottery ticket winner game
>>537390379>did almost every G1 race and lots of G2 and G3 races>Almost no inspirations>1* witsOguri Fat.... why would you do this to me?
>>537382671
>>537390602You may not like it but this is what peak umamusume looks like
>>537390663>>537390683>>537390718>>537390730
>>537390721I'd have been happiER.
Jarvis, calculate the average number of runs needed to produce a 9* long 9* stamina 9* URA with 4 specified skills at 6+*.
>>537390583Umamusume C
Horse girls are a global sensation. Horse racing is saved for at least the next 2 generations. Horse breeders racers and trainers should praise Cygames as the savior of racing. There should be a Cygames Cup in every RA.
>>537390860the reddit optimist urara vs the chad realist umamusume A
>>537390860kys urara
>>537389291Supercreek used up 110 pulls. I think its worth it if in the future I'll just borrow event cards. Those are really good like with Tazuna card
>>537390408should've had an /umaglobal/ first instead of the other way around with /umajp/but i guess the general got hijacked badly after the global launch along with the influx of newfags
>>537390776>m.jpg>1* witsChecks out.
If each G1 won is a 20% to get a white spark for that G1 race, why the fuck do I have 0 race sparks for a run where I won the Classic Triple Crown, Senior Spring Triple Crown, AND Senior Autumn Triple Crown on top of Hopeful Stakes and URA Finale?
>>537390776This is not fair...
>>537389575She is an emotional uma who loves her friends!
>>537390971STUPID MAMBO DON'T EAT THAT, THAT ONE'S MINE
>>537390583The brown ones.
Well this is a nice start
>>537391008Does G1 races from objectives count?
>>537390971twin turbo really stands out with her neon blue hair
>>537386591Don't all characters immediately go into the forever pool on release?Theres no point saving too hard for an uma release. Just as likely to get spooked by them on some random ticket pull on another banner.
>>537391008You just lost 10 coinflips bwo, it happens, skill issue.
>>537390997Do you want me to rename an image every time I download it from here? You stupid fucking autist, kill yourself
>>537390640Enjoy the grind because once u get them it's over. Soon u will have tens of 3* blue sparks without needing to borrow and then the real hell of farming white sparks begins. Just get your 9* blues and don't go any farther for a few months. Nobody should be seriously trying to play the game unless they spent at least $1000 (not even kidding) or rerolled for days to get mlbs.
>16* groundwork legacies>OO affinity>even a gold inspiration>don't get groundworki don't want to run air groove guts card anymore im trying for at least 1100 in one stat...
>>537391291Isn't each uma like a 0.0006% to pull by now on jp?
>>537389736because it is her old concept art racing gearalmost everything got redesigned for the mobile game, but like only until an uma has to be implemented as a racer
>>537391170>no kitalmao, literally bricked, your early rainbows? bwo? uhhh bwoski? uhhhhh kita? kita fwiendship status?
>>537391373>16* groundwork legaciesPlease share
>>537390971I like how detailed they've gone making the umas look different. Even giving them different leg thiccness and different pussy puffiness.
behead bwoposter
>>537391392that sucks. they should add it as an alt. cleavage is nice but this design made her tits really vavoom
>>537391348Bwo...
>>537391358But doctor, I'm already farming white sparks...
>>537391373>Hey Torena-san, come over here.>What? I don't care if it's summer and all the other girls are at the beach, come to guts training for a second. I need to show you something.>Huh? The girls are waiting for you with a +60 on speed? Do you see this hint icon, Torena-san? Come here now. I'm not asking.>Good. You won't regret following the vice-president's orders.>>Gained 3 hint level(s) for Pace Strategy.
>>537391373>16* groundworkI'm in the same spot in the groundwork grind, welcome to the hellscape of trying to land everything all at once.
>>537391375Who cares? You really gonna pull 200 times to spark for a single uma? Thats retarded. Just get lucky or else use the ones you get.
hmmm nyo....
>>537391513This but every anon who read the file names
>>537383535Alright im done
>>537391513hmmm... nyo
>>537391548she currently doesn't have an alt at all, so there might be hope for maybe not the exact same dress, but something similar
>>537391348Are you actually this retarded?
Breath of fresh air or Go-home specialist? How often do tracks have uphill/downhill??
>>537391513Don't you mean bwehead?
I like how fan art about uma musume is often very high quality. People put much effort into their uma drawings.
>>537391626fuck this bitch
>>537391825This event really screws up rest avoidance. I'm considering not using it even though it has event points.
Maabe-chan factMarvelous Sunday had a bad habit of urinating in the paddock before a race, and as such, Maabe-chan canonically in-game takes a big steaming piss before every race
>>537383535>>537391713You guys are crazy
>>537391782Kill yourself, retard
>>537392012Checks out.
>>537391513>>537391578Who's that?
>>537391626How long does this hell last for? I've done 30+ groundwork farming careers and haven't got a single 3* groundwork yet.
I simply choose to not care about Groundwork
Next CM you will face people double stacking Wedding Maya and Nice Nature. Hope you can handle 4 mystifying murmurs
>>537391667Based no oshi-haver
>>537392241I'm not doing graded ever again lol
>>537392241*runs outside of your FOV*Heh, nice try.
>>537391981I love Maaberasu so much it's unreal
3* sparks for stamina and power don't actually exist for me. I'm going to be a borrow chuck forever
>>537392175Did you really fall for white spark farming? You can't force these things bwo...
>>537392241>Mile>Mystifying Murmur
>>537392012i love big booty latinas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBM8gnv1h6U&ab_channel=UmaPokkewhy didnt they invite nekopon? the only cm winner
>>537391798Go home specialist. There's always at least 1 downhill in medium/long
>>537390610Yeah, I didn't expect that. I don't have a lot of 3* but from those I own I would consider her the most GFE, maybe King Halo at second. Anyone else like that in the future beyond the obvious newest uma Still in Love?
>>537392241DO YOU NIGGAS NOT READ DISTANCE REQUIREMENTS
>>537392241Murmur is mediums only. The menace of next CM will be evil Air Groove.
Are you excited for the Marvelous Sunday Marvelous Sunday Derby???
>>537392351Why would you want a power spark. Power is even more of a junk stat than guts.
>niggas
>>537392241>>537392448would an evil mile curren-chan be viable?
>>537392363El tits are balanced, not too big or too small. Pic unrelated
>>537392478>banner not until 2027I'm going to go insane
>>537392353I choose to get 18* groundwork parents in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.
>>537392509Call debuffer Currens Cruel Curren.
>Air Groove losing wit and mood just because she didn't get a joke
>>537392448way ahead of you
>>537392448Air Evil or Evil Groove?
>>537392574surprisingly erotic bobble head
>>537392650>Long: C
>>537392509Het debuffs are for sprint
>>537392765i love this horse
>>537392770>next CM
I keep failing sub 20% trainings
>>537392809oh right, forgot
>>537392501Why do you lie like this? You deserve to be punished
>>537392827>3200m - Long
>>537392770im preparing for cancerits too late to prep for gemini now
>>537392658AIIIEEEE Groove
Ah yes, a 264/301/296 EMPEROR definitely loses to a a 187/99/179 ~flower~. Two careers in a row. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
>>537392574pseudo chibi sexo is always so awkward
>>537392960>its too late to prep for gemini nowit's over a week away...
>say out loud "nothing can go wrong">succeed the 50% training>say out loud "I want enthusiastic pair to trigger">Enthusiastic pair triggers>say out loud "Hopeful Stakes will be a 1st place">1st on Hopeful Stakesit's that easy
>>537392890but power doesn't do anything
>>537393027Is El trying to influence torena dreams by saying doki doki?
>>537392971Actually, make that 324/301/296, since I already had Right Handed oo. You really believe the career isn't rigged? You must be the most gullible fucking person alive.
>>5373930321 weeks for grandparents1 week for ace4 days for debuffers
You're a Satono
>>537390205Pulls done: 100Jewels spent: 150003 rolled: 1yep, this tracks with my luck
presenting to the emergency room
>>537393090 posted like a retard in the wrong threadhelp
give it to me straightis this cm the end of end style?
>>537393152>20 seconds to get mogged by a whale
>>537382114In Graded? As Front? Largely out of the question, I think.
When did you realise that you were better off not listening to Tazuna's hints?
Open league is fine
Hopeful status?Everyone kept gathering up on stamina
>>537393086Power let you win
if you still care about winning CM as f2p, I have some robux if you follow me into my van
>>537393274Taishin becomes meta for mile, so...
>>537393271Why does he have a Haru Urara shirt then?
>>5373931525 minutes to take my TT team
>>537392639>Take Air Groove out to recreation>She gets a migraine so her mood goes down again
can anyone post that air groove comic where she has a freudian slip with trainer?
>>537393452We just want a minimum finals appearance bracket a or b doesnt matter
>>537393601
>>537390610I fell in love with her little squeak when she comes in second.
Is King Halo even for (You)?
>>537392639>El getting jetlag from a plane trip that happened over a year ago
>>537393601freudian means you say one thing but mean your mother
>tfw no rainbows during summer>tfw no med s
>>537388129WTF
>It's another "miss the unique double rainbow during summer camp because you got sleep deprived twice before and couldn't get energy up" run
I've been running nothing but Opera and Rudolf for the past two weeks, I can't wait to haha im still running Opera i still don't have that 9* stamina 3* URA parent
Dear umagods, if you let me get a 3* stamina spark today, I will give up masturbation for 3 months or give me a kidney stone. Auma
This place got pretty rowdy with Taurus. Will there be as many salty losers and blowhard winners in gemini?
>>537393381you need 300 speed for the bonus speed
>>537393381>your trainee lacked powerStakes in rain has like a 60% failure rate for me
>>537393886I think i've not seen a 3* URA in over 200 careers. Maybe someone has it and I've not payed attention. How do you even get it.
>>537393909Where do you think you are?
>>537393974>>537393983extra stamina means extra speed>>537394026all the race sparks come from winning the race
>>537394026win URA finalepray
>>537288650>7* Long>but no stam sparksI don't know, chief
>>537394026i've seen 3 Recently. All on 1* wit
>>537393909I wish there was a faster way to skip through all the races and rounds. Takes forever to click through them.
>>537390610She was already considering settling down with her trainer by classic yearLike sure she was focusing on trying to win but every other conversation was basically just her implying she'd be with her trainer regardless of resultsIt's a different grade of weapon, a fucking nuke, she doesn't say she loves you because she already thinks it's natural and just speaks in future tense that you'd be there with her
>>537393685I love my nagging wife
>>537394114She has 20% in stam. She doesn't need stam spark.
don't call me tawake BITCH
tawake dirty to me
the question of the centuryis it worth taking the cool spell for 40 skill points and -20 energy if you already have everyone at max friendship?
>>537394308>yet
>>537394081based
>>537394385it is never worth taking the top option even if the dumb bitch only shows up on the last day of career.
>>537394385You should always teach Sweepy the cool spell of making a child
>>537392403Lots of them, the newest patch of mares are all for (you).
>>537378916I have that top gun SR at MLB and it often feels like shit because she's so hard to gain bond with.
>>537286364Just watch Kaiji.If you can make your one in a billion chance to win into a *two* in a billion, you win.That's the true gambler credo.
>>537394340>never show any kind of clumsy side during her career or stories>trips specifically when she's alone with her traineryeah, she did it on purpose
>>537393776King Halo is himedere. She is for you by letting you serve her. She wouldn't settle for anyone inferior to serve her whims.
Did Suzuka and Groove fuck IRL or why is there so much yuri of these two?
>>537393776You may socialize with King
>>537394026dumb luckI'm friends with a 3* Power, 3* Long, 3* URA Finale Teio
>>537393776King Halo is for anal
uuuuooooohhh hhh mayanooooooo
>>537394717>I refuse to read Nigga
Wait there are more than 6 Air Groove fans?
Keanu best wife...
>>537394717cause yuritroons are mentally ill people with their headcanons
Any uma for old ugly bastard dere?
>>537394717they raced some races together and air groove lost to silence suzuka in the 98 takazukura kinen
>>537394837Are these "yuritroons" in the room with you right now? Can you see them, or just vaguely sense their presence? What happens if you try to interact with them?
>>537394839
UMA ATTACK
>>537393067>close eyes and mash the training button harder>Friendship training success!
>>537394912Mejiro Dober
>>537394912Rice Shower
>>537393067>>537394953I just train regardless of staminaI love gambling
>>537394945*kills you*
>>537394929you asked a question and I answer it, if I touched a nerve then that's your problem not mine
>>537394782She's my first repeat hot spring trainee
>>537395032BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>537394945>>537395039I tank that shit. I operate on cartoon logic
Should I use my statues to raise Air Groove to 3* or should I wait a little more? I'm going to roll during Hishi Amazon banner.
>>537395013>>537394996Explain.
>>537395039I am now red mist
New day new thread lazy baker faggot. Hurry up.
step 1: see characters interactstep 2: "what if it was sexual"step 3: yuri
>>537395139Why does his knees also look like tits?
>>537395174Rice has the lowest of low self esteem. She’s for anyone that will take her
yikes
>>537395139how often you pull characters banner anyway and how statues you need to reach 3*?
>>537395286the gaslighting continues
>>537395251Marvelous last picture for this thread
>>537395286umamusume is a misinformation game
>>537395139might as well wait unless you're using air groove in the next CM as an ace
>image limit>page 9im going to make a new thread then ...next umamusume mentioned will be in the OP pic
>>537395364it wasnt
>>537395174Dober is a slut that does it with everyone
SWEEP
>>537395425oguri
>>537395425Dober
>>537395425TOKAI TEIO OF CSOURSE
>>537395467>>537395468bwo...
>>537395310>how often you pull characters banner anywayWell, after Hishi Amazon I'll save again for Tamamo but I'm going to throw a little for Doto.>how statues you need to reach 3*?I have 51 or 52 statues.
>>537394804Explain this, what's the conne tion?
>sunday>not making marvelous threadits over...
>>537395606>>537395606>>537395606i dont know which thread number was right because this is an old thread sorry
>>537395640>1254 instead of 1258Come on, this >>537354838 was just the previous thread you fucking morons came from to this recycled thread.
muh kitasan black
>>537395286>pull priorities for new players: /uma/ edition>invent a time machine and travel back to Kitasan banner
>>537395640>Wrong thread number>Wrong previous thread linkAAAAAIEEEEEEE WHO LET THIS RETARD IN
>>537395681Stop crying and make it next time faggot
Club status?
>>537395640That’s not Dober. You didn’t play by the rules.
Proper bread>>537395903>>537395903>>537395903
>>537395640Delete the thrad if possible youve bricked it more than your account
>>537395978>404'dwelp
>>537390583Young Umamusume.
