Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>536818954
https://x.com/basilcopperhand/status/1960697013605150851
boylia
https://x.com/hinakadan/status/1961644109287841882
I just had ANOTHER dream about giving my sister head. Why does this keep happening?
>>537268021Tell her you wanna eat tacos with her.
>>537266985Julian x Ashley yaoi (Ashley is a male name too)
>>537268021>Why does this keep happening?gee, i wonder, what could it mean?certainly a mystery for the ages
https://x.com/T0x1c_G3n0cid3/status/1961508806585979304
>>537268021I had another dream about taking photos of my ass and posting them on 4chan. That can't be a good thing
>>537269419The difference is uncanny
rewritting Audrey Graves AU!!chapter 4 out now!!read it!!or you're gay!!https://archiveofourown.org/works/67128067/chapters/181400711#workskin
>>537271538is there incesto
Get drunk with your sister
Why does the universe hate Andrew and Ashley so much?
>>537276073Because their parents were satanists that did demonic rituals in that abandoned house and got generationally cursed.
>>537276642NEMLEI. I WANT DOUGLES AND RENEE BACKSTORY.
>>537276073>>537276642we need MatPat to cover this game
>>537278735>Incest is actually good for your bloodline. But that's just a theory: a GAME theory! Thanks for watching!
>>537278735Anon, I...
>>537278735>>537278951>>537279021I fucking hate zoomers so fucking muchThis retard is as bad as mrbeastNever should have been popularAnnoying voiceRetarded takesRetarded gameHow the hell you idiots played FNAF or any game like it is beyond me
>>537279520Is this a zoomer own goal or what? Game Theory was popular years before FNaF ever existed lol.
>>537279758FNAF is what made him bigHis theories were always stolen anywayZoomer kids are what made him popular
>>537279758Zoomers insecure about their own zoomerdom make up the majority of accusations of zoomerdom. 4chan is le quirky millennial site and this faggot wants to live up to 2007 memes >>537279958Case in point. You're a fucking dipshit and I should wring your neck
>>537276073Andrew and Ashley are actually pretty lucky. Most people portrayed in this story, whether they be important or background characters are basically subhuman or not even worth considering. The campers, for example, are naive idiots. The wardens were similar. Their suffering has granted them perspective which makes them far more enlightened than those that surround them. Even at their worst in SNS they're still cognizant enough to not have kids.The other characters that matter in this story are hardly any different. Julia only cares about using Andrew as an emotional tampon and ditches him once he no longer serves that purpose. She's basically a non-person. Doug and Renee are self-centered human garbage that totally failed to raise their children which is what resulted in their deaths. Doug's parents are similar, with his grandfather caring only for his faith while his wife placates him.
>>537280157
>>537279958>FNAF is what made him bigSTFU, he had MILLIONS of subscribers and HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of views before uploading even a single fucking FNAF video, before FNAF even fucking came out. YOU are the zoomer, projecting your own high school retardations onto shit you have no fucking clue about, because it's easier to understand the world based on what you were contrarian about before your balls even dropped.
>>537280157>t. You were born in 2004Congrats i remember 9/11 do you moron?I hate zoomersI hate millennials I hate gen XersAnd fuck boomersFucking retarded dumbasses every one of them
>>537280406>Andrew and Ashley are actually pretty lucky. Most people portrayed in this story, whether they be important or background characters are basically subhuman or not even worth considering.>luckyAndrew and Ashley are also worthless subhuman garbage. The story even jokes that the world would be better off without them.
>>537281437How are they worthless subhuman garbage?>The story even jokesAnd jokes they were.
>>537281330Nice ESL meltdown. The only thing convincing me you're old enough to remember 9/11 is that you're probably related to one of the hijackers. Shut up and fuck off.
>>537281178>retarded voice>retarded stolen takes>retarded reddit theories and humorI bet you like mrbeast too
>>537281629Murdering kids, sacrificing people to demons, and cannibalism are pretty subhuman.
>>537281695The fuck's this about liking anybody? You said FNAF is what made him popular, which is patently untrue, and yet after this was made obvious to you, you still insist on maintaining your retarded zoomer projection.
>>537281178>>537281695I don't care about YouTubers. This is a Coffin general
>>537269489I've actually done that before and they got rave reviews
She did absolutely nothing wrong.
>>537282035>murdering kidsNina was an accident. You can choose to not merk the camper kid. Who else?>sacrificing people to demonsEveryone who has been sacrificed so far has deserved it. It is human to seek justice.>cannibalismThere is nothing subhuman about eating people. In fact, humans eat each other all the time.
My wife Noelle says hi! Isn't she pretty?
>>537282717shes pretty! pretty ugly
>>537282608>Everyone who has been sacrificed so far has deserved itWhat did the campers do wrong?
Have you played the hit game "Rapeleyley"?
>>537282989>anon lacks media literacy
>>537282479>they got rave reviewsFOUR STARS OUT OF FIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKJrrMIsghI
>>537282989They were naive, stupid, and greedy. They neglected their kid to run off and chase drugs and money from a dubious source. It's clear that they had it coming. The idiots would have gotten themselves killed at some point regardless.
>>537282989They were incestphobic; death is the only suitable punishment.
>>537283635>They neglected their kid to run off and chase drugs and moneyHold on a second... that's true.
>>537282668I really want to buttfuck her
>>537284106Her hair would get in the way.
>>537284186I don't care if she doesn't shave her asshole!
>>537284419retarded fetishist how is that the first thing that came to your mind
>>537284186It would be down my throat
>>537284759I'm pretty sure hair that long would be in your stomach
>>537283635The fact that you can also kill the kid is pretty fucked up tbqhI wish that choice had actual consequences in the story
>>537274153technically yes because obviously Ashley and Andrew are married, with regards to their kids, there is not very much incest content yet, but I do plan to write some stuff like that in, probably not anytime soon though
>>537244718>>537245279Women don't know a god damn thing about dicks. Not a damn clue. The first time I got drunk with my sister, she started grinding on me and told me "You're getting hard", which must have been some vacuous woman nonsense given I probably had enough alcohol in my system to nullify the effects of viagra, let alone 5 seconds of grinding.
>>537286084>Women don't know a god damn thing about dicksAs compared to your extensive knowledge of vaginas?
>>537286084>The first time I got drunk with my sister, she started grinding on me and told me "You're getting hard"
>>537286420nta He's explaining something to you retard, take notes if you're a fanfic writer or whatever.
>>537283635
>>537287501He asked what they did wrong. Any killing that isn't done by the state is murder regardless of what the person who is killed did whether they were right or wrong. Murder is pretty irrelevant here.
>>537286084That's true. I hate handjobs for this reason. They grip it like they're trying to wring a chicken's neck.
Why would she even care about some fat hamster? Felt like a "pet the dog" moment.
>>537288059Traumatizing a kid for life was pretty wrong.
>>537288368>Why would she even care about some fat hamster?Because she's not a monster?
>>537286420For extensive knowledge about vaginas, all he has to do is study your comments
>>537288437Not caring about that thing doesn't make her a monster
>>537288368Because in many ways she's the hamster and felt empathy.
>>537288437>Because she's not a monsterYes she is.
>>537288059>Any killing that isn't done by the state is murderWrong. Manslaughter and lawful homicide aren't murder.
>>537288437Sociopaths tend to like animals because it's easier for them to sympathize with soulless critters that don't know or care about Bill Clinton.
Say what you wish, but my love for Andrew is REAL
>>537289423Animals have souls.
>>537289103Semantics. Neither of those are premeditated which is obviously what I was implying.
I'll tell you all how TCOAAL endsWhere the good guys die and the bad guys win
>>537289750m.jpg posters don't have souls.
>>537290109>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POST IMAGES THAT ARENT A HECKIN' .MPREG-ARINO!
2 more daysMy hopium tank is almost empty so there better be some news
Yikes! Well, THAT just happened!
>>5372903912 more days? More like 2 more weeks.
>>537290576>Andrew, where are the northern lights?
>>537290391Hopium addiction kills. You're a dead man walking.
>>537290325Shut up cunt. It is so easy to save uncompressed images on 4chan using a phone. It's been explained so thoroughly and repeatedly that continued disobedience should only be explained with mental retardation.
Genuinely what did Nemlei mean by this
>>537290903Nah, don't think I will. Cry about it.
What do you say we settle this over a nice glass of flooz?
>>537291694That Ashley is dumb and Andrew is physically weak for a guy and also dumb.
>>537290105>YOU SISTER FUCKERRRR>WOAAAAOOHHH
>>537291694The narrator's ballpoint pen comment was sus as well...
>>537291975Not even close. You will NEVER have sex.
>>537291923Julia would be that annoying and over-designed. God how I hate her.
>>537291694Jetfuel can't melt steel beams
>>537291763Would you cry about this?
The hottest depiction of Andrew. Featured here for your eyes.
>>537292945But it *can* melt Julia
>>537292530I've never seen that Ashley laughing image (background) used outside of intentional shitposting
>>537293037He looks gumpy.
>>537293250WHY does this bitch love getting on top so much?
>>537293037He looks like he sucks cock.
>>537293353He was just woken up. He had to get dressed and climb over Ashley.
>>537293579He just fucked two girls at the same time dude. Letting Julia paint his nails was a bit questionable though.
>>537293512Mother's daughter and all that.
>>537292757It's called fashion! You wouldn't get it
>>537293579But he looks nothing like your manlet ass.
>>537293250Carbon only melts at above 4000 Kelvin, actually
>>537293579Don't get my hopes up. Though I'd much rather suck his. Pic related his what he would do to people like me.
>>537293864he's a lanklet doe
>>537293878Ah, yes. The threadly Andrew wedgie. Well deserved.
>>537293858Dr. Seuss fit lmao
>>537293967Yeah, which is the opposite of a manlet. Andrew is 6'2". He is already above average height for 4chan users.
/calg/ is boyvulating ahead of the fated devlog. It's finally going to happen. It's actually happening!
>>537293967A lanklet > a manlet who works out.
>>537294406Boyvulating? Boys can't get pregnant. Believe me, I've tried...
>>537294581Facts. I have really bad luck, but I would hate to have good luck and be short. I thank God and Nemlei everyday I wake up tall.
>>537293037He looks like gay shaggy if he shaved.
>>537295005Heheh. Yeah
It least three times a day I type up a post in /calg/ meant for another thread in another tab. You're all so fortunate I check before I post
Andrew is 6'2" with a 7.4 inch cock
>>537295250This is real. He's literally me but shorter.
>when this game came out, I was the same age as Andrew>now I'm 25Fuck...I'm no longer Andrew.
>>537295695Ha! Try being 28.
>>537294891Based.
>>537295250Ashley is 5'7" with a 8.9 inch cock
>>537295250His dad's dick is bigger.
>>537296083>Tasting Ashley's thick, FILTHY cock!
>>537295250???? is 2' with a 13" cock
>>537296476PLUSHIES NOW
Devlog is coming!
>>537296685The Eyes of Mars are upon you
>>537297730DEVLOGDEVLOGIT'S COMINGDEVLOGDEVLOG
>>537286515what's the problem? irl brothers and sisters aren't allowed to have some sexy fun?
>>537298175They are allowed, but they have to pretend it's really taboo. I guarantee that about 65.4% of all brother-sister relationships are secretly incestuous.
>>537298175It's normal for siblings to sexually experiment and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>537298175My sister doesn't think so :(
I miss Doug, he was a good man.
>>537299078Spineless, weak, and sold his kids out. Glad he's dead.
>>537299379why is she flat
>>537299379You know, I regret even saving this. Andrew is not so insecure that he's afraid of a little homosexuality.
>>537299379This is what happens when Andrew's urge to fuck Ashley in the ass isn't satiated. Imoutos, learn from Ashley's mistakes!
>>537299595Read carefully...
>>537299078The ideal man
>>537299638Andrew has canonically eaten cum btw.
>>537298895such is life
So is there any porn of Ashley's gock in Poondrew
>>537300095Yes there's a lot, now never ask this again.
>>537269073What did he mean by this?
>>537299965There's nothing gay about eating cum. What chef doesn't sample their products?
>>537299965He's just too relatable of a character
>>537301047Keked
>Douglas was actually going to give him a blood sampleWas he autistic or something?
>>537301781He's a moronic wet noodle that only manages to continue living thanks to his psychotic love.
Stick.
>>537303159Well? Do you think she's cute?
>>537303159>Killed by a wooden stakeThis confirms Nina was a vampire
>>537303159Stickley
I like to believe that shes a schizo like Harry.
>>537299965There's nothing that indicates this.>but the summer jobThe mere knowledge that people are doing that is potentially scarring. Fagposters are among the worst posters here.
>>537286515>My eyes are up here, Andy
>>537305773>Fagposters are among the worst posters here.Sex. With boys.
>>537306038nta but I'd make Thiu a happy boywife and boymother to our boychildren
Gay hours?
No, family hours
Where's the lesbian art of Julia and Jane
>>537306038Anthiu is the OTP.
>>537304450Is she a virgin?
>>537306907This implies the existence of straight hours
>>537305945>I'm not trying to look at your eyes, dumbass
>>537309474Power move: stare at your sister's tits to assert dominance.
>>537306150>>537308158Is there a Thiufic where Andrew and Thiu have to raise Andrew's kids after Ashley's tragic yet not unexpected death?
>>537309892Power move: state at your sister's ass to assert tittilation.
>>537310283>state
>>537310527>Sister, I am currently staring at your ass. Are you aroused yet? Feeling a bit randy, even?
>>537278476Can't have it because their story wouldn't be extreme enough to stand out.
>>537310527
>>537306907It's always homo hours
>>537313947>>537306907If fags were tolerated like bronies this site would ban you fags to all but your containment board
>>537314374There is no need to be upset
>>537314374Not even homosexuals deserve to be consigned to the absolute hellscape which is /lgbt/. People talk about depressive incels, but if you ever want to feel better about your situation in life and general social adjustment, I'd highly recommend a quick browse; massive self-esteem boost.
>>537314374Chill, lil bro. You'll lose your virginity eventually.
>>537268021I should warn you that giving head isn't slang for oral sex. It specifically means sucking dick, but maybe you prefer your sister packing a schlong?
>>537315997I second this. I met and fucked somebody from /LGBT/ and he was a complete psycho weirdo. Cute and had a long dick, but sometimes that's not enough.
>>537316248that's disgusting.
>>537310527>dear my sister's ass, i hereby declare you plump and fuckable, and that's a fact.
>>537316425Yeah. Imo there are two types of sex. The romantic, rhythmic, beautiful kind and the wet, meat slapping, drippy kind. Mine with him was the latter. Thank God for no gag reflex.
>>537316654Bro that's crazy but I literally didn't ask.
>>537316012(to me)
>Cannibal heterosexual incest game.>Anons not discussing cannibalism.>Anons not discussing heterosexuality.>Anons not discussing incest.>Anons not even discussing the game.>Instead discussing the logistics of faggotryCoffin secondaries OUT. Only oldfags from /ngng/ may post now.
>>537316773I don't care that you didn't ask. I'm telling you because you commented on it. Welcome to the real world, Jack!
>>537317036Fags continue to demonstrate why the world correctly hates them.
>>537317036I think Ivy and Noelle should FUCK
>>537317036>>537317212
I hate fags so much its unreal
>>537317443same
>>537275621Cute bruises.
Reminder that this is a fujo general with a fujo game dev
>>537317443>>537317487
>>537271538What be this about?
>"Maybe mom was right..."
>>537317036Unfathombly based post.
>>537317803
>>537318292You know, in the realm of fictional little sisters, Ashley is really high-tier, probably top-tier since I can't think of a better example.
>>537318292They look good for their mid-30s
>>537318441>probably top-tier since I can't think of a better example.I could like 5 off the top of my head, but I'll let you off with one
>>537319005Sorry, Ashley mogs.
What happens if there's no September devlog?
>>537317710allow me to explain! a couple years ago, am AU fanfiction was written in which Andrew and Ashley had four children; it was popular, and inspired fanart from a very talented artist (his favorite piece of mine is included in my first post, but unfortunately something happened with his twitter account and he doesnt post anymore). A couple years later, I discovered first the illustrations, then the written work, and was inspired to continue it, as the original AU only lasted 3 chapters.The story is centered around Audrey Graves, her psychotic siblings, and her secret involvement with her parent's double lifeplease look forwards to a new chapter every other tuesday, and I hope you enjoy it if you read it
>>537319034Ashley isn't half the imouto that Miya is
>>537321246Which of her siblings does she end up fucking?
>>537322360no spoilers!
>>537322360all of them
>>537321246Oh I see, well, interesting, I guess I could give the first chapter a look and see if it hooks me.
>>537322997thank you very much! Dont be afraid to tell me what you think, and I hope you enjoy it~
>>537317803>Maybe mom was tight
>>537328330>Ashley sistered across the room delphically.
Andrew is:>a brother>lovesick>a murdererAndrew is not:>a student>a good personWhat is Ashley's version of this?
>>537316235WRONG
>>537328406Extremely Nemleian
>>537316235
>>537316235>he wouldn't suck his futasister off
Andrew and Ashley should've hugged their mom more in their youth. It would've melted her icy black heart and cure her crazy bitchdom.
>>537332030She'd just get annoyed and inconvenience.
>>537331734This is literally the only place I have heard of "giving head" being used to refer to cunnilingus, the typical colloquialism in English-speaking countries is "eating her out."
>>537332141We always said "to go down on her" back in the day. Is that unheard of now?
>>537333429I hear that one way less nowadays, but yeah when I was a teen that was a pretty common phrase too.
imagine an interaction between these two
>>537334715Ashley would jump off a bridge if she had to wear a skirt
I experience complicated emotions whenever I see Ashley upset.
>>537334715Bonding over sororicide in a space between
A Back to The Future scenario, but instead of trying to make sure his parents fuck, Andrew attempts to prevent his birth.
>>537336715You should prevent yourself from being alive to see tomorrow.
>>537283649Wishing death upon average normal people who are against my sexual preferences made me understand troons a little bit more. Every heckin evil delphobic person should die!
>>537337330This but unironically
>>537335918Ashley deserves to be sad
>>537310283>>537316621BRING BACK THE ASS THREAD
>>537337864What you don't understand is every thread is, by default, a tits and ass thread. Sistertitty rules the skies while sister ass rules the earth.
Giving head to your sister?
>>537338712No thanks, I'll eat her out instead.
>>537336848Conveniently, that's what will happen to your mother after you read this.
Who the fuck invited this guy again?
>>537338712Ashley trying to unlock Sweet Tooth in Twisted Metal 2.
>>537338952You did, by acknowledging him.
>>537338952Which guy?
>>537338973Lester the Incestuous
>>537338952We should make every /calg/ thread a real life event where only a select group of true fans and Delphic/Nemleian individuals gather, like our own Bohemian Grove. This way we can exclude any nigger pushing for their bait here every thread, also we can become a proper cult like the game teaches us!
>>537339449How about NO
>>537339449No offense but the last time I met someone from this thread it ended poorly and taught me several valuable life lessons. I think the easier, more sensible solution is to stop responding to the most obvious bait known to man, like the retard who absolutely shits himself whenever someone posts those dogshit JuliaXAshley yuriship images.
>>537339043I literally didn't. Check mate, librul.
Hang in there buddy.
>>537339643What happened?
>>537339810Nothing.
>>537339643Drunkanon, you must fuck the bussy.
>>537339643I have grown out of my addiction to reply to posts I don't like (bait). But I have also grown out of reading every single post made on /calg/ and being here every hour of the day, I just don't care that much anymore. I'm afraid I am growing out of /calg/ itself... Doctors say it's devlog withdrawals but I'm scared. Nemlei forgive me.
>>537339775Best mom everCan't wait for chapter 2
>>537339810Assuming it's the guy I think it is
>>537340363chapter 2 came out in 2023
>>537338712How does eating pussy even work? Do you just kinda suck on it?
>>537340557You know what I'm talking about
>>537340696Chapter 2 came out in 2023. Chapter 3A just came out... oh it was... over 4 months ago. And we're waiting for chapter 4.
>>537340602It depends on the woman, to be honest. Some women prefer finger on the clit and tongue penetration, some women prefer tongue on clit and finger penetration, some women prefer you suck on the clit, for some that will basically shut off the waterworks. That's why monogamy with your sister is so good, you get to learn how to make her happy.
>>537338628I understand
>>537340852That sounds kinda gross
>>537340852>tongue penetrationNot a single woman feels a thing from getting a tongue inside her vagina. A tongue is really good for flicking a clitoris; it is miserable at thrusting motions, never mind that a lone finger is going to be longer and harder than a tongue.
>>537341094Ashley when she first heard about sex
>>537341218Okay, anon. If you say so.
>>537341118Why did Hacklei draw her with panties on...
>>537341237I mean, sex IS kinda gross when you think about it. It's all fluids and flesh and stuff.
>>537341352To keep the cum from leaking out onto the bed sheets
this must be a horrible night for all tcoaal fans in uk
>>537341716I didn't know the cum leaked out until I was 23. I thought it just got absorbed
>>537341776It's even more awkward when you both find that out the hard way.
>>537340803was the hair pubes in his stomach really necessary to add?
>>537341776Andrew...
>>537341924>hair pubesWhat other sort of pubes are there?
>>537342138feather pubes, in the case of harpy girls and Samus.
>>537342229Repent for this post.
>>537342371I will not. I wish my sister had wings, or at the absolute minimum cat ears and a tail.
My sister called me today. Well, it was actually the whole family at dinner wanting to talk, but it was from her phone. That felt sweeter for some reason
>>537342229You made me look up pubic_feathers on rule34 and witness a gay femboy chicken laying an egg while ejaculating from his penis. Why did you do this? Fuck you
>>537343036I did not do that, that was entirely on you.
>>537343036Not even gay but that sounds hot
>>537343164Fucking hell lol
How would the story change if Andrew had been the younger brother?
>>537343347It would no longer work.
>>537343347Ashley would probably hate him for being expected to look out for him while he gets treated better by their parents than she was.
>>537343347>How would the story change if it was fundamentally different in the most important way possibledie
>>537342124Andrew was having sex way before that
>>537343775Protected sex, as confirmed by the blowjob puzzle
The loneliness is starting to hit again
>>537343676Brother that's the point of a what if. If I gave something that would barely change the plot then it wouldn't be interesting to think about
>>537344063It's even less interesting to think about because if Ashley was born first Andrew wouldn't exist.
>>537343879>the blowjob puzzleCoffin is truly the most innovative game since Mario 64
>>537344114Look, at least entertain the possibility that they also had Andrew by accident
>>537344250Why?
>>537344290I'd say because what if scenarios are fun, but you don't seem to enjoy them.
Female!Andrew and Male!Ashley is a way hotter pairing than Older!Ashley & Younger!Andrew
>>537344063>Brother that's the point of a what if. Something so dramatically different it ruins the setting and tone or breaks it entirely like >>537344114No you make small changes that have consequences that might domino into something else. Not big changes with consequences so cataclysmic you are just making a new IP.
>>537343347Quite a lot, most likely. Andrew was essentially parenting Ashley in their mother's stead, which led to her developing a strong fixation on his presence and then everything else.Hard for me to speculate how she would behave in that situation since I don't really know how psychopaths think. Maybe she would've killed Andrew out of jealousness, idk.
>>537344636Not saying it isn't lol
>>537344772>I don't really know how psychopaths thinkAshley isn't a psychopath
Same as it ever was.
>>537344890Same as it ever wasSame as it ever wasSame as it ever was
>>537344723And what about Superman Red? Can't think of a change more fundamental than Superman being Soviet rather than american. Like, if anything, it'd be both
>>537344819>psy·cho·path ˈsī-kə-ˌpath. 1. : a person having an egocentric and antisocial personality marked by a lack of remorse for one's actions, an absence of empathy for others, and often criminal tendenciesDunno man but that does sound like Ashley
>>537344636Feel like a male Ashley would be alot more rapey.
>Why yes, I WILL keep falling for the same recycled bait
>>537343347Andrew gets taught to be the man of the house just like in canon. Ashley still grows up a spoilt brat, except even more so as it's now even more obvious to her that Andy is a toy in her toy box. Realistically she molests Andrew once he enters middle school.
When I was gathering my clothes for my move back to university, I'd found my sister was in possession of most of my hoodies
>>537345347How did they smell
>>537345445With their nose
>>537345291
>>537344941That's not really a fundamental change as much as it is a satire of how bad it would be if "American Hero" instead had not-american ideals. Just like Nazi Captain America.It's not serious and was never meant to be. It knows it's a parody not to be taken seriously because of the absurdity. The difference being that you think your meme change would create anything other than Andrew never being born and Ashley being completely unhinged from total lack of care and ending up a prostitute.
>>537345754Renee wouldn't abort her second accident even if Ashley had been born first, because she had those kids at all entirely to make appearances
>>537346127The only reason she had Ashley is because Andrew was, to her, an easy child.
>>537346127>she had those kids at all entirely to make appearances
>>537346127Renee would instantly abort Andrew without hesitation if he came after Ashley.
>>537346186>>537346253Yeah I'm sure Renee at 15 (and again at 17) was a wellspring of genuine maternal energy.
>>537346456We're told why she had both kids. Not my fault you didn't play the game
>>537346456Holy shit I am begging you to play the game.
>>537346502>>537346535You really are stupid cunts. This has to be bait, hasn't it? Renee kept the babies to spite her own mother and prove she could do a better job.
>>537346624Okay, you're clearly fucking around so have fun thinking up the scenario yourself so you can goon over it.
>>537346624>Renee kept the babies to spite her own mother and prove she could do a better job.Oh yeah, I remember when the game said that
>>537346624Oh boy... this guy has no hours ingame.
You could argue Ashley being such a menace and the two of them being stuck living with Doug's parents due to being minors would have forced the two of them to learn how to be parents, maybe with help from Doug's mom, on pain of getting help from his dad.Or they'd have killed Grandpa Graves after all and Ashley would've ended up in an orphanage.
>>537346724>>537346758>>537346856Oh yeah I forgot subtext doesn't matter. Clearly the most reliable source of information on the matter is what Renee was telling Andrew in the basement as she was trying to fucking manipulate him (hoping to eventually call ToxiSoda on him btw).
>>537347078>Clearly the most reliable source is the thing said in the game versus shit I just made up in my head.
>>537347078>who cares what Mom said which was supported by the time capsule>p--please respect my secondary headcanonKwab
>>537347153I'll be waiting for Episode 4/3B to spoonfeed context to haggots AGAIN. I do not envy Nemlei.
>>537347304>I do not envy Nemlei.It's not really that big of a deal once you realize trying to corral the retarded into something resembling a correct opinion is a waste of time and energy.
>>537347228>supported by the time capsuleSo the time capsule showed Andrew, despite not yet being born, to be an easy child?
>>537347426You know what the time capsule doesn't show? Any evidence that Renee's mother factored in at all
>>537308994Probably got laid in her younger years, but I doubt she's getting a whole lot of action in her 40s.
>>537304450>>537348135What's this? Is it a detective series about someone tailing A&A or just a few one off comics?
>>537347614How about the phone call with Renee's mother?
>>537347614Not him but it's not completely baseless. Renee and Douglas both talk about proving people wrong about them a lot. It's also not directly stated but it's extremely clear from her phone call with her mother that she tried to force Renee to abort Andrew and kicked her out when she refused. There's no way Renee wouldn't hold a grudge over something like that.It also shows that her mom didn't even know Ashley existed which is a mark against Renee caring about what her mom specifically thinks. Maybe she would've rubbed her in her face if Ashley was better behaved?
>>537348570NTA but how did Renee’s mom even get her number if they hadn’t talked in almost a decade
>>537348505Walk me through how you think that conversation proves your point. In fact, I think that phone call makes it pretty clear Renee has avoided thinking about her mother ever since she was kicked out
Renee kept (Andrew as the first child) because Douglas commit to her as a future family instead of them murdering his abusive father.Her mother tried to get in the way by dropping an ultimatum to abort Andrew which was fundamentally trying to get between her and Douglas.Renee kept (Ashley as the second child) because Andrew was a rare easy child that gave her unrealistic expectations of motherhood.Make Ashley the first child and suddenly Andrew might never even be conceived. But he'll definitely get aborted to avoid another Embarrassment at all costs.
>>537348732Given every single aspect of Renee's life short of her relationship with Douglas is about being a defensive cunt feigning normalcy, it's quite telling that--actually, I'm not even going to finish that train of thought because my opinion was consensus on /calg/ a month ago and I'm sure you're baiting for (You)s.
>>537349041You know you could just not reply instead of making a gay cop out post like that.
>>537349041>because my opinion was consensus on /calg/ a month agowoman logic
>>537348772What about this scenario >>537347063? Maybe they'd have him later but IMO they wouldn't necessarily be put off having more children.
As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted...Julia!
>>537349449WHORE!
>>537349424It's just not in Renee's character in general for that. You'd have to warp Renee's own childhood to facilitate it and we barely know anything about it except that she hated her sister and that her sister probably drank toxisoda until organ failure in her 20s(?) and going that far puts her at risk of never getting with Douglas.
>>537349518No she's not!
Whoever made August 31st is more evil than whoever killed February 30th
>>537348772Andrew wasn't an easy child, he was easy to neglect.
>>537350037Well yeah, but the point is that he didn't piss Renee off too much or rock the boat.
>>537350037There's also the real possibility that she wasn't even really parenting during that time because the grandparents were while she was at school.
>>537350143Is that a...
>>537350180A sexo?
>>537350180Uh... No?
>>537349891She might not be a whore for money... but she is for attention.Imagine putting up with a guy who knows you're religious and still manages to convince you into being a premarital fleshlight while he neglects you for everything else and cancels dates last minute for his sister.
>>537350143>where are Julia and NinaWhat is this alternate timeline
>>537349518Ashley is the actual canonically rostered prostitute
Here. Since I forgot this is a whole christian anime website
>>537350319>She might not be a whore for money... but she is for attention.That's just being a woman
>>537350448Very wholesome titty grab.
>>537350371Timeline where instead of killing Nina, they killed parents, and got adopted by Julia's family, now they're all roommates as adults.
>>537350552I hate harems
>>537350552That timeline sounds retarded. The sibling's would probably get shipped off to Renee's parents or other unknown family by matter of blood relation.
>>537350670I didnt imply he fucked any of them (except Ashley)
>>537350689Sounds more probable desu. Was just trying to explain the plot inconsistency in the ESL's comic.
>nearly 400 replies in 14 hoursThe old gang's coming back together. We're really getting a devlog this time, aren't we?
>>537351875
>>537352060
>>537351942ONE LAST DEVLOG
>>537352208
>>537352384
>>537352540
>>537351875>>537352714Bet he's regretting not bothering to remember the man's name, huh?
Uh oh, melty!
>>537351875>>537352060>>537352208>>537352384>>537352540>>537352714B stands for boygnator since he's going to breed Andrew's pretty pink boipucci
>>537351942>>537352323Nothing ever happens.
>>537350036That's the same guy, Caesar. And he didn't kill Feb 30th, it never existed
>>537353616>it never existedNuh uh. The French revolutionary calendar consisted of twelve months with 30 days each!
>>537352714I lol'd. Did you draw this just now?
>>537353073Your wish for cancelling the September devlog has been granted. Thanks for playing.
>>537353929That calendar didn't have a February. Their month names were all French. Also, it came after the Julian/Gregorian calendars
>>537354074Oh yeah? Cancel this! https://files.catbox.moe/pxxpm8.png
>>537354282I want to use Nemlei as an onahole
>>537354193Wrong again! "February" is a language-specific term to denote the second month of the year, and many countries using the Gregorian calendar today have their own non-Roman word for the second month. In other words, the French revolutionary calendar had a February, because February is what we in English call the second month of the year!
>>537354701Yeah, but the Gregorian calendar didn't kill Feb 30th because it predates the French one. Feb 30 never existed
>>537354884BUT IT DID EXIST! AFTER THE REVOLUTION!
>>537355229Don't get me wrong, I'm a total sucker for the French Revolution. I love the idea of stuff like calendar reform. But it's just not practical. There's a reason the French and later the Russians gave up on it. The current system just works
>>537355414If it just works, then surely I would just know off the top of my head how many days are in each month?
>>537355563Yeah, you would. If you weren't stupid
>>537354017Nah, found on Twitter like a year ago.
>>537354282I resent that this wasn't posted in the anal fixation thread.
>>537355670
>>537266657That art is great
Hello this is Kit9, I regret to inform you all that my partn- business partner Nemlei has tragically passed on to the great litterbox in the sky due to some unforseen incident that has impacted her country. Oh yeah, >>537354652 can also eat shit and die. So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Are we getting a devlog tomorrow?https://strawpoll.com/bVg8Ba7PbyY
>>537359564Maybe.
>>537359564We're not getting one! It's never coming, it's OVER!
total devlog victory
ASHLEY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON!!!
>>537359564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TowXQ6JJNskThis made me a little uncomfortable.
>>537360971This made me a little horny
>>537329605Ashley is:>a sister>selfish>a cannibalAshley is not:>smart>a good lover
>>537361653Drunkley, however, fucks like a fighter jet.
>>537361653>not a good lover All crazy women are inherently good in bed. Just look at her mother.
>>537362180Anon, you act like there are sane women.
>extremely loyal>Even her most impulsive decisions have some fucked up logic to them>Understands the need for emotional supportAshley is significantly less insane than 90% of women.
>>537362636>Ashley is significantly less insane than 90% of women.grim.
>>537362636Ashley represents almost everything men find ideal in a woman, Nemlei unironically made what is effectively a nearly perfect woman.>Single-mindedly loyal>Will kill/die for you>Loves you unconditionally>Understands you>Will do the most vile things in bed to make you happy>Cooks for you>Understands youIf it wasn't for the low self-esteem Ashley would be the best woman in fiction.
>>537362808>low self-esteemI can think of a few flaws Ashley has that are more serious than this.
>>537363083I'm sure you could, but you'd be incorrect. Her brattiness only enhances her sex appeal, it's a demand to be bent over and fucked until her legs give out.
>>537362636Loyalty is the only thing she has going for her, you'd feel the need to hit her after like 48 hours.
>>537363139>you'd feel the need to hit her after like 48 hours.Hell yeah I would.
Sisters are sistercute, sistercuddly, and sisterperfect. God put a woman on this Earth made specifically for you, what are you going to do about it?
>>537363083All those things are downstream of her low self-esteem. Even the really fucked up stuff like cannibalism or feeding ??? souls is ultimately because she sees herself as already being irredeemable trash.
Kit9 said we can get a devlog tomorrow if we beat Minesweeper.What's your next move, /calg/?
>>537364668Flag all the corners.
>>537364798i fucked up
>>537364059Uh, right...
>>537364668>>537364889Kit9 is specifically fucking up my Minesweeper games
Ashley? Evil, stupid, worthless Andrew? Kind, intelligent, priceless
>>537370662Maybe he can solve minesweeper for me
i WILL beat minesweeper and secure you guys a devlog tomorrow.
>>537370662Ashley is nice, smart, and worth a lot.
>>537370662Ashley? Deserves the rope.Andrew? Deserves the rope.Julia? Kind, intelligent, priceless.
*ahem*STOP SLEEPING, EUROS!
>>537373338No, they don't. Andrew and Ashley deserve each other.
DEVLOG TOMORROW
>>537376823
>>537373338*ahem*
THE KIT9 CURSE
Alright, imma sweep too
>>537381051Nope
>>537381182based minesweeper broWE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>>537381261we ain't
>>537380831>>537381261>windows 98based time period accuracy for tcoaal
god what do i do
>>537381718NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Had to go to a 5 minute bathroom break in the middle so excuse the atrocious time
>>537381907FUCK YEAAAAAAAAATHE PROPHECY IS FULFILLEDTHE DEVLOG COMETH
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MINESWEEPER NIGGERS DOING FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFF MAKE YOUR OWN GENERAL CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>537381958Minesweeper is Nemleian
>>537382097Oh, carry on then.
>>537381958I don't think there's enough interest for /sweepg/
I hope chapter 4 has a minesweeper puzzle
>>537383327Minesweeper, Spider Solitaire, it's got it all!
>>537342371
Where's my wife?Is she safe?
>>537383421It seems in your spineless idling... You impregnated her
I can fix him
top 3 shittiest parts of tcoaal fandom1 redditors2 waifufags3 voice actors
>>537386669I'm partial to voice actors, they at least play the game, something that's not necessarily true for the first two groups
>>537386679No homo but it must be nice to be a girl during missionary sex. Laying on your back with your legs in the air, pretty much helpless as your big strong brother plunges in and out of you. It's like your totally trapped. His arms are all around you and his body weight is pressing you into the bed. Must be nice
>>537343164>>537387960Fucking queers
>>537388052How is that gay? I said it was as a girl
>>537388210>I'm not gay I just have autogynephilia
>>537364668Fastest I ever managed expert mode was 188 seconds. And I did it exactly that quickly on two occasions.
>>537389456>AGP is thinking girls are hotI can't with you niggers
>>537391864AGP is when you fantasise about being a woman getting helplessly fucked
>>537389456>>537392543>implying agp is bad
>>537393724shut up
I've been trying to win at expert mode on minesweeper for 7+ hours...
>>537393724it is bad
>Andrew is playing minesweeper all day instead of spending time with me
>>537394478I'LL SPEND TIME WITH YOU WHEN YOU RELEASE THE DAMN DEVLOG!
I want to have sex with her
>>537396248Canonically in bed than Ashley
>"That boy ain't right."
>Anders... It's not your fault.
>Hmph. Some brother you turned out to be, Andrew!
>>537397634>Don't fuck with me, alright! Don't fuck with me Dad, not you...https://youtube.com/shorts/NV79Oe1GNPA?feature=shared
>>537397634>>537397907Hmm... nope, still gay and out of character.
She's so sexy
I disagree.
Just look at her. Pure sex
She's just ok at sex. Had to do most of the work as she just did whatever while making weird sounds.
>>537403738>She's just ok at sexSays the experienced Andrew, with a bodycount of one.
How can you call yourself a man if you don't take pride in making your little lady make weird noises while you have sex?
>>537403883two, don't forget renee
>>537403883HEY! I'm pretty good at sex I think! You just haven't witnessed my prowess in bed...>He says to Ashley, with a body a bodycount of one, who proceeds to show him what real sex was the only time she got drunk.
>>537397907Would Teendrew actually react like this?
>>537405445no
>>537398927I've posted this frequently like 10 times since I watched Good Will Hunting. I don't care if you saw it only in the last week, tourist.
>>537364668Fuck it. I'll just say I beat minesweeper. Kit9 you owe me a devlog
>>537406065I don't owe you shit nigga
>>537406397Audibly kekked
>>537406065Kit9 ain't owe you shit. Stop huffing hopium. Devlog will come when it's ready and only (You) are trying to assign dates for it. Whenever it comes, it was independent of whatever cope you hoped up.
>>537406835Reminder that we're getting a devlog and an October release date is being announced. Screenshot this
>>537407171Why screenshot a broken clock?
>>537407171The present tense is screenshoot
>>537407590Because a broken cock gets hard twice a day
>>537407758I'll screen your shoot
I would have never made the connection otherwise but I happened to be re-reading Harukaze no Étranger because a new volume had just come out and I realized Shun is basically blond Andrew>twinky>doomer >literature boy>always stressed out>weird rumors in high schoolThoughts? Anyone else reading this? Because you should be, it's very cute.
>>537405702>touristThat's such an absurd thing to just pull out of your pocket, as if not calling something out the first time you do it means that any future instance is inured against criticism. I neither care about when nor why you decided to start doing it, but if you're going to try to force a ritual post the least you could do is make it funny or in-character instead of doing what the secondaries do and hammering something completely unrelated into something vaguely resembling coffin.
>>537408705This is the bit that caused me to realize this.
>>537408705Sorry, I only consume media containing incest, and the only exception I make is for Minesweeper.
>>537408705You forgot the most important one>gay
>>537409134And a full-on bottom.
>>537408849I just want you to know that it's not your fault, Anon.
>>537409134Faggot
>>537409632yeah
>>537403883Andrew's bodycount is almost a dozen at this point depending on what choices you make, wtf are you talking about?
I want to give my sister a facial desu
>>537364668Always the fucking coin flips. Here I could have either had one mine on the 2x2 tile while the 2nd one was somewhere in the top row, or the two mines in the 2nd row as they are in the image. No way to tell, so you're left to guess and hope for the best. I suppose I should have clicked on the 2x3 tile as it's the only one that would have been safe in either scenario, but it still would have turn out luck-based because the resulting "2" tile would again have multiple possibilities.
>>537409632
Worst parts of this fandom (updated)1 Reddit2 Faggot LARPers3 Retards who actually believe they are andrew
>>537410643Bro you're literally posting about fucking minesweeper in a TCoAaL general.
>>537410856I just wanted the devlog out.
>>537410847Are there still any fandoms that aren't like this? Being here sometimes makes me feel like a freak just from association.
>>537410643u wot? You could have cleared row 2 column 4, that would have been a 2, so you could clear the three tiles above it and then the corner tile because it would have a 1 next to it and that would see the bomb in row 2. R1C4 would then be a 3, so you can clear R2C2 and win the game and we would all get the devlog.
>>537411203when someone asks which fandoms I'm a part of I never mention tcoaal
>>537411963That's because you're gay.
>>537411963Who the fuck asks that question in normal conversationWhat fandom are you a part of?Uhhh none? You fucking weirdo
>>537412889Back in my day you would just look at their pins.
>>537411286>row 2 column 4But that's the mine? Row 2 column 3 is the only guaranteed safe tile given the numbers in the third row, so that's the only one I could click on without risking a wrong move. That would have been a two, but then I would have no way to tell where the remaining mines are. One could be in row 2 column 1 (as it ended up being), but then I have no idea if the 2nd one is in row 2 column 4 (it's actual position) or somewhere among the three tiles in the top row. Either could give a 2 on that tile. Actually, I could have then cleared the tile in the actual corner, which would have given me a 1. Then I could clear the tile to its right and... fuck, I could have done it. This is why you never let the timer make you rush.
>>537411963>fandomI am not a part of a "fandom". I post in a GENERAL. With SHITPOSTS and AVATARFAGS. I do NOT ship. I do NOT mod. I WAIT for a new devlog. And if there's no devlog. I post about NOELLE instead.
>>537412889>what kind of a weirdo expresses interest in an other's hobbies
>>537413109>Row 2 column 3 is the only guaranteed safe tile given the numbers in the third rowYeah, that one, sorry.You clear that, you get a 2 which sees a marked bomb and two tiles that you know also have a bomb in them because the 3 in R3C3 needs one. The three tiles above it are always clear.
>>537413283You are in the fandom and you're part of the reason I don't come here in the off-season.
>>537413615You act as if anybody cares about whether you're here or not.
>>537409134homo anon of the thread, tell me your greatest gaykinos
>>537413828I'm straight (male) and I also don't consume gay. You will have to ask someone else.
>>537414105Girls are objectively cuter eating a hamburger.
>>537414287Boys with fries, on the other hand...
>>537413828Jack-in-a-Castle
>>537414269It really is straight yaoi, huh.
>>537415170No, that's Berserk
>>537415583They both can be. Berserk's gay as fuck, though.
>>537414567Marion is a girl though
Favourite line from the new episode?>I've been yours my whole life... I like this one cause despite coming from the most fucked up scene in S&S it was weirdly romantic and I hope he gets to say this to her when they actually have lovey dovey sibling sex
>>537416819
This remains the hottest scene in the game
>>537417091Yeah, I 100%ed it, and I saw what Nemlei said, Marion is just a girl is all.
>>537418015Ashley is BUILT to cuckquean
>>537416839I can't think of any great ones off the top of my head. Might be because I never really replayed this episode, the others are drilled into my brains.
>>537418243Marion has a huge marionette cock, with a string through it so you can make it stand up.
>>537410428Huh? Episode 1 Andrew was retconned.
>>537266657Do they fug? Otherwise I don't see why you people keep making whole ass generals for this game
>>537419765I know this is bait responding to bait, but on this note he said something like>So what, I'm not abstinentwhen Ashley calls him out right? That just makes him an even bigger asshole in retrospect because Julia assumedly was and he coerced her out of it so he could use her for sex to vent his sister urges.
>>537419765>>537420702I wasn't baiting, I was making a joke about all the murders.
>>537420702>I'm not celibateIs what he said. As for Julia, maybe she only did it begrudgingly because she was planning to wait for marriage or whatever naive bullshit she believed in. So what? She got over it and we see a scene where she's apparently hypnotized by the D into dropping the whole voicemails argument. lol
>>537317036True love knows no bounds. And there is nothing more kino than doing some sweet lovemaking to your cute boywife. >>537306038>>537409134>>537414567This guy get it.
>>537416819>>537418243Why are you in denial my man, just embrace it. Nothing wrong with cute men.
If you're not even a little bit gay for Andrew, you didn't beat the game.
>>537422895homosexual
>>537422972That's the point tho???
>>537422895bro actually came prepared to the argument
>>537422959Pre-quarantine I'd maybe be his friend. Post-quarantine I'd shoot him in self-defense if I ever saw him.
>>537423212>shootIf you can't beat up a malnourished Andrew... I don't know what to tell you.
>>537422959Honestly, Andrew, Lua and Yule are way too manly for my tastes. I would, otherwise, fuck the ever living shit out of Thiu and Marion.
>>537423663STOP
>>537423663The heights AI is reaching is getting uncanny at this point. One of my elders was watching a collection of reels that together made a film, and it was entirely made in AI, it was insane, if it were for the phone layout i would have never noticed, just imagine how long this has been going on in secret too. Anyway, it doesn't bother me at this point, reality is fake as fuck.
>>537423956Is that slop or is it just photoshopped to fuck?
>>537424191The fact that we can't tell is enough to be figuratively concerned.
>>537423956Looks like two real cosplayers to me, it's just that they are either caked with a two inch layer of make-up, the filter equivalent of it, or some combination of both.
>>537424191nta but it's just a cosplay photo recreation made by chinkshttps://x.com/zaaaaworld/status/1829432509521637471
>>537424448You can't tell, you fucking boomer.
>>537295430Kino fanart. I really want that either of them hold onto the necklace as a memento.
>>537424890>no guys ever cosplay AndrewHow fitting.
>>537424890To his credit, the average chink in general looks uncanny
Did she REALLY do anything wrong?
>>537425492She didn't fling food on the balcony.
>>537425492Idk about renee, but anyone making OC with AI is doing everything wrong in my book
>>537425492Yes.
>>537410847Best parts of this fandom (updated)1 Me2 Actual faggots like >>5374091343 Some Ao3 writers
>>537425492She didn't die sooner.
>>537425604>>537425856The kids can take care of themselves, she's a working lady!
>>537416839
>>537426225Taking care of the kids is the work she was supposed to be doing.
>>537427467Based Misogynistdrew
>>537427467Someone has to keep the lights on
>>537410856This general has been almost dead for months since the last devlog and the image spammer finally calmed down. Please, understand.
>>537425981I don't understand how homophobes can justify being coffin fans when nemlei is literally a fujoshi
>>537360971This is insanely good. Great voice actor.
>>537429685Because there's a stark difference between the behavior of a woman who fetishizes homosexuality versus actual faggots.
>>537429685Homophobic is a gay way too put it (lol), because the "phobia" part imply fear, and they are only just put off by those inclinations. Anyway, for me, Nemlei has been the only writer that actually did good gay fiction, probably because the identity of those characters is centered in their personal growth instead of who they have sex with. Something that the apes over at /lgbt/ and reddit will never be able to understand.
>>537429685Fictional homosexuals are an idealisation. There is nothing to hate, unlike IRL.
who was in the wrong here?
>>537430878Douglas
>>537430878Never once has he strayed from the path of the righteous
>>537430878Whoever made this image.
>>537430878Lawyers
>>537429685because ashley is homophobic
>>537432730The graves are massive schizos
>>537430878>>537431621
>>537418015I thought it was when Andrew beat Ashley. It made me so horny
>>537436523There's a high chance that the top half isn't true.Also a good chance the bottom half is like burial questionable.The best result will probably be them entirely moving on past their previous lives even as siblings to be together as a defence mechanism as well as a symbolic thing.
>>537429685>best ending of better half is man fucking another man (himself)>worst ending of ngn is noelle fucking another womanWhat did Nemlei mean by this?
>>537437238but anons told me merge is the best ending in better half
>>537437238Simply, that women are the source of all strife
>>537424890I've only ever seen one cosplay that wasn't awful
>>537410847Seethe. I am Andrew.>>537429685I am NOT going to be judged by a real life Thiu.
>>537438239>posts awful cosplay
>>537438762Why do you think he's a Juliafag in the first place? Awful taste must be applying to everything.
>>537437238>>worst ending of ngn is noelle fucking another womanThey don't even do that in the business pact ending. Yule end is simply the patrick choice. >>537437683Can't be me
I'm going to a convention in a few months and I'm planning on going as Andrew. Any advice? I'm looking for the right fit of clothes that Andrew wears, since I mostly just wear slim fitting apperal.
>>537438967>Any advice?Become a fat assed twink and come to my bedroom when you're done. Joking aside, the right clothes do most of the heavy lifting, as for the rest, just be yourself
>>537438239That French prostitute that dressed as Ashley was pretty alright too.
>>537438967At first i read>I'm going to a convertionand thought that /calg/ was catching up with mormonism.
>>537438239>Nose piercing>"Cosplay that isn't awful"
>>537439168
>>537318441Ashley is for me the greatest fictional girl character there is, because is basically "what if a woman were to be a proper person instead of a literal demon from hell", which is the funniest thing there is, you know, because she's one.
>>537425492They were pretty much fucked anyways, but she could've fought for them a little bit here to be honest.
>>537439168>That French prostituteWhy do you insist on repeating yourself?>>537440975Ashley's goddess-tier because her issues are relatively easy to fix or mitigate. That and she's a sister, a girl can only be mediocre at best unless she's related to you by blood.
>>537318441>>537440975I hate girlboss characters
>>537441441Good thing Ashley isn't a girlboss.
>>537441502the whole game is her trying to control andrew
>>537441441Not much of a girlboss
>>537441739She's a woman, that's all of them.
>>537441739C'mon anon, you know what he mean by that.
>>537441782she succeeded with her girlboss approach in bitch in a box and there'll probably be another end where that happens
>>537441782We stan our softgirl queenWomen shouldn't be afraid to show emotions
>>537442321Nowadays the internet lingo is so exchangeable that none of the new words means anything at all anymore. I thought "girlboss" meant "women that insist in acting like men", and there is no Nemleian character that is like this.
>>537442601>"women that insist in acting like men"ashley wants authority over her man. that is "acting like a man"
>>537442601That's the cool part about heuristics is that your made-up term starts out with a common understanding and then rapidly devolves into "thing I don't like" as it slithers down the ass end of the bell curve.
>>537442321She only succeeds in any capacity because Andrew just gives up and doesn't want to bother anymore, she doesn't even fit the girlboss archetype in that situation
I do not believe in coincidence.
>>537442972Ashley want control over her own life and Andrew is her entire life, but following this train of thought we will be arguing over semantics. Look, the girlboss is an archetype, of women that just don't have any feminine features or attributes, or just outright reject them, you know the one. The term was coined in the first place because over this decade, mainstream media is disgustingly misandrist and resources are spent in producing stories of emasculated males and masculine women, all with ulterior motives that you could figure out at first glance of course. Ashley acts like a girl, Andrew acts like a man, and whatever happens in the story is more a result of their own character because everything else feels just right in nature.
>>537443958Anon, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you spent whatever amount of time it took you to write out a thought-out explanatory post to somebody who is purposefully making inflammatory and unintelligent statements for the purpose of farming (You)'s.
>>537443671It is pretty suspect that you've been collecting visions from the siblings (and anyone involved with them) past.
>>537443958>"girlboss" meant "women that insist in acting like men">the girlboss is an archetype, of women that just don't have any feminine features or attributesso now you made your definition more narrow just to win argument>tries to initiate sex >forces andrew to have sex with her>starts physical fights with her man. >wants authority over her man>swears in almost every sentencethat's "acting like a man"
>>537444539>so now you made your definition more narrow just to win argumentI have nothing to win, that's just my understanding of it. As i said before, new words comes in and out, and they don't mean nothing at long term.
>>537444539Okay but have you considered getting a hobby that isn't shitposting?
>>537444691hating julia is feminist coded. you know how feminists seethe over men picking kind and submissive girls over girls who know their worth so they call them "pick me". the same pattern of behaviour can be observed when someone likes julia.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>537445618Even the most dyed-in-the-wool misogynist is incapable of hating women more than the average woman does.
holy fuck this is the type of degenerated retard shit I'd expect from newfags after a fresh chapter release
DEVLOG SOON
>>537445650Stickley... is not your fault, your inbred Bugleys (not Antsleys) will love your dad. This or the breakfast this morning?
>>537443958Girlboss means something more narrow IMO. A mannish woman isn't a girlboss, a girlboss is a woman who tries to embody what women think of as "alpha male" behavior. They're rude, aggressive, and domineering, and expect to be respected by men *and* women for it.
>>537445991If Nemlei were going to release a devlog, she would have released it on any of the 31 prior days because she is not beholden to the monthly devlog schedule any longer. There is no compelling reason to believe we're getting a devlog tonight and you're honestly just setting yourself up for disappointment.>>537446047Anon having a stroke.
>>537445830Imagine how crazy things will get when C4A is finally here. Like the good old days after 9/11 Jesus man, it's been so long, the last chapter release i mean. It feels like years has gone by.
Would Andrew still love Ashley if she had the personality of Renee? (Ashley is still obsessed with him mind you)
>>537446691No.
>>537446691>Would Andrew still love Ashley if she had the personality of Renee? Could you elaborate on this? You mean basically if Ashley had Andrew's personality? (Green eyes archetype)
>>537446691Andrew doesn't love the abstract concept of a sister, he loves Ashley. Of course he wouldn't fucking love someone who isn't her.
>>537447320I agree with the sentiment, but to nitpick a bit, "sister" as a concept isn't abstract, it's narrow and very clearly defined. Until next time!
>>537447492My Ashley would never correct me...
>>537446831Meant like she developed the same personality as Renee 1:1 over the years he was basically raising her. So yeah, the green eyed archetype but she almost a direct copy of her (that's still obsessed with him).
>>537447649Fact Check: False. Ashley has corrected Andrew before, both in a colloquial and literal sense. This post was paid for by true Delphic patriots.
>>537447649>Game allows you to pick the wrong Ashley in one of the Andrew cope sequences>Andrew kills Leyley as the thing he hates to bring out AshleyThere's 100% going to be a failstate in Episode4 based on choosing the wrong Ashley and her becoming someone different which sours Andrew and makes him murder-suicide over his mistakes.
>666 postsBased>>537448386Also based
>>537446691No. Andrew is too much like Renee anyway for that to work
There should be a devlog on 9/11
>>537449015>devlog comes out>Nemlei blames Israel for itwould be kino
>>537446104So, in general>women that just don't have any feminine features or attributes, or just outright reject themTomboys can be "girly", and the archetype of "Tumblr sexyman" can be manly. Even in so far on the deeps from each side of the pendulum to be androgynous, there is always a predominantly "inner nature" that prevails in those characters, and translates very well in the aesthetics of it (Girls in vidya) or in the abstraction (Like a character written in a novel). Anyway, at the end of the day there is always the "meta" aspect of it, and it all comes down to different sources and the intent of those "content creators". In this case, is very well know that Nemlei games are passion projects and she shows more tact to human as part of it.
>>537449015>there's a good chance that the siblings might have witnessed the towers falling due to the period the game is set inWhere are the greentexts?
>>537449145>tact to human nature*I mean.
>>537449015I can't believe the New World Order is soon to be 24 years old
>>537449451how does that cake doesn't falls offits made of wax or what
>>537449451>the New World Order is soon to be 24 years oldI hope it ends soon, I hate this era so bad bros I just want life to be affordable(and enjoyable)again
>>537449451I mean, if you want to get technical what you think of as the new world order is almost a century old.
>>537449878This. But if we get even more technical, it all started 2025 years ago...
>>537449980That's the old world order, the new world order overturned it with something extremely gay and retarded.
>>537449980Actually, Jesus was born 2029 years ago, though it is unlikely that he started working before the age of 25.
>>537450338>>537450153Christianity wasn't mean to be a religion.
>>537450561It literally was.
>>537450561>mfw we were deprived of European mysticism
>>537450895There is nothing preventing you from visiting >>>/x/
>>537450637Nah, i don't think so, it just doesn't add up. Here's what i think: The real Jesus learned what he knew from the Vedas in the 20 years gap between his youth and his baptism. He taught the true nature of reality to his community, and his ultimate end is pretty much unknown. The first christian sects (know as the "gnostics" for historians) practiced meditation and knew about re-incarnation and stuff like that. The Hebrew Torah and the Vedas examined properly, give away the concept of the all inclusive neo platonic god (In Vedic literature, the Brahman), which ultimate union permits human to access to higher planes of reality. Jesus knew what was up. Anyway, so this dude, Paul i think it was, come along, create some sick lore with lesser understanding, and create the mythical Jesus we know from the new testament, founding "Christianity". It wasn't meant to be a religion, because religion as a concept is just a framework for rulers to create an stable community over collective metaphors and aesthetical inclinations, and Jesus only intended to share the knowledge with his people to leave behind the boundaries from old Hebrew conventions, for a reason he never wrote anything, he just told the truth.
>>537450561Jesus loves you. [Serious]
>>537451535Yeah I'm not reading all of that.
>>537449263Nobody outside the US gives a single shit about 9/11, anon.
>>537451297Half of /x/ is some jesus related schizophrenia.
>>537451535
>>537451761This. /x/ is completely unusable. Never in the story of this site did a board fell from grace so hard.
>>537450895Is he ok?
>>537452008Lynn had a hard life
>>537452008He's gone 5 whole minutes without being violently fucked in the ass by demons.
>>537450895I think it's mostly the church fault to not include mysticism as a part of the christian world, or outright deny it, exclude it and forbid it for some reason or another. Dionysius the Areopagite wrote about the hierarchy of beings in heaven (Angels, Archangels, Principalities, Seraphim, etc), and we have "1 Enoch" also, both offering interesting aspects of christian cosmos to spark the imagination. Literally everything you have to do to make a religion appealing in the first place is just make it more fun, but then again, if you're having fun then its no longer a religion haha.
>>537452382I want to fuck Lynn in the ass, but i think it would be a very dangerous endevour all things considered...
>>537452406I actually think Christianity wants to be as mystical as pagan/Eastern religions, even though it doctrinally isn't. I think that's why you get so many Christian sects which break off with the intent to purify the church but which inevitably end up incorporating more "mystical" things. I studied the Protestant Reformation in university, and a lot of the 16th century reformers were strong advocates for stripping away what they considered gauche excesses of Catholic worship (ornate structures and dress, music, saints, holidays, etc.) But fast forward to today and many of them have slowly added their own variants of what they cast off. Stuff like saints performing miracles and the Trinity itself don't really make any sense, but "it's all part of His plan" is enough for most people. Stuff like Laestadianism (which Granda practices (this IS a Coffin related post)) is all about adding local practices into what should be a uniform doctrine/worshipI think most humans WANT that complex mysticism you find in a lot of pagan European mythologies, even when the logical implications of them directly contradict scripture. So you end up with a cycle of radicals stripping it away before reformers add it all back.
>>537431318Shining bright as a paragon of virtue in a mad and corrupt world.
>>537453265Many words to say that people into religion are fucking autistic
>>537455812Autists will inherit the world.
>>537453265>I actually think Christianity wants to be as mystical as pagan/Eastern religionsIt's because the European soul rejects semitic nonsense and strives to return to its natural state.
>>537452406>>537453265Are you two retarded? Eastern Christianity has one of the deepest, oldest mystical traditions in Europe, including actual meditative practices and somewhat esoteric doctrines and realizations that the average church goer is rarely involved with. The idea that Christianity opposes all forms of mysticism is the result of two, fairly modern phenomenons: The rise of Scholasticism within the Catholic Church, favoring the rational over the mystical, and Protestantism, that in some cases went even further and took anti-intelectual bents in their rush to adopt a methodology that was anything but ancient or traditional.Yet despite this modern mystics can be found in virtually all christian traditions.>But muh BibleThis is, ironically enough, not the way Early Christianity treated its sacred texts, but mostly a weird protestant idea that resulted from the invention of the printing press. The Bible is part of and is interpreted by sacred tradition, which includes oral sources and many, many liturgical practices, and it was treated as such by ancient christians. For your medieval believer, religion was communion first and foremost, informed by the Bible, yes, but also by the tapestry of traditions local and universal, by tales of the old testament but also by local heroes and saints. Ffs, many medieval, christian ideas about the end of the world came directly from legends about Alexander the Great.
>>537456396The European soul yielded to all kinds of near-eastern myserty cult nonsense even before Christianity won the battle. "Tradicional" roman religion was done for by the late empire.
>>537456396>muh wotan worshipEven Hitler called you cucks loonies.
>>537456627>Tradicional
>>537456396There is no point in worshipping dead pagan gods. There is plenty of mysticism within Catholicism, it's just not a gift granted to everyone.>The Catechism of the Catholic Church explains that:“Spiritual progress tends toward ever more intimate union with Christ. This union is called ‘mystical’ because it participates in the mystery of Christ through the sacraments — ‘the holy mysteries’ — and, in him, in the mystery of the Holy Trinity. God calls us all to this intimate union with him, even if the special graces or extraordinary signs of this mystical life are granted only to some for the sake of manifesting the gratuitous gift given to all” (No. 2014).
>>537456494I don't include Orthodoxy in my religion posts because I know fuckall about it and have never met one IRL. They're too different to be immediately understood and too similar to be fascinating like the Copts are
>>537456494Religions ultimately are just pro active metaphors or aesthetical choices. The truth of the matter is that every religion is "true" or can be true because you can have the very real experience within the framework you accept as a fact. For example, Coffin is situated in a metaphysical Christian realm, that also include the concept of demons. But the thing is, people generally falls off religion because for the participants that are self aware, they feel that a "doctrine" doesn't serve their individual way of life. I believe that the Greek and Nordic pantheon was not actually religious at all, and it was just folklore intended to celebrate in their own way a hierarchical universe that is intrinsically divine. Christianity as it stands in general terms is not so much appealing beyond the political applications because the mystic aspects are ignored or concealed. I would say that the Hindu one is a good example of a religion that is overly mystical while keeping an "organization" (caste system), while the Abrahamistic ones are more "institutional" at the foundation.I mean, the Jews of today doesn't even pay attention to the Torah, and they instead focus entirely on the mystical world and their pragmatic applications with the Kabbalah. That's where the truth is at.
>I'm sorry I came, Andrew... It won't happen again.
>>537456627This. Just take a look at the major pagan philosophers of the late empire:>PlotinusWe can't know for sure but given he was from southern Egypt, not Alexandria, he could have been native Egyptian rather than Greek.>PorphyrySyrian>IamblichusArab>DamasciusSyrian
>>537457796The Orthodox went into full schism with the Catholics (this centuries after the mutual excommunication) because the mystic stuff going on at Mt Athos. The guys that wanted to rejoin with Rome didn't liked it, but in the end the pro-mystic party won and their leader is an eastern saint today. Crazy shit.
>>537456396I thought only bots on /pol/ posted this. Wild.
>>537458367>Proceeds to cum every time they have sex
>>537459430>I thought only bots on /pol/ posted this. Wild.No, you have entire splintered online communities filled with the male equivalent of crystal girls vehemently asserting that sacrificing squirrels in the forest behind their house will somehow empower them to "defeat the jews."
>>537458367Ashley is BUILT for being weak to penis.
>>537458367>I'll make sure it happens again.>>537459747She's a tiny girl with a horsecock big (literally) brother, it happens.
You know what will help you defeat the Jews? Having sex with your sister.
>>537460141>aryanThat looks indian to me.
>>537460141That explains why ??? wants to get rid of Andrew so badly then.
>>537460245What did you think "aryan" meant?
>>537460141RIP best girl
>>537460373Blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin.
>>537460245>>537460373It's Persian
>>537460482Basically the same thing.
What's Andrew's smegma to penis ratio?
>>537460424Anon, I...https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E0%A4%86%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF#Sanskrit
>>537460881Sorry I only care about Hitler's definition.
>>537460982Hitler and the like were just another case of white people being very autistic about foreign cultures and peoples though.
>>537461180That doesn't change the fact that I prefer his definition because he's based.
>>537410428>Andrew's bodycount is almost a dozen at this pointWhat. The only people Andrew has had sex with are Julia, Ashley, and me.>>537423956That's not AI, they're just Asian
>>537460245The original Vedic civilization (the people you call "Aryans") fucked off to who knows where eons ago, leaving behind some sick mythology and metaphysical knowledge, but also the dysgenic disgusting animals that occupy india until this day.>>537461180To be fair, out of all of those traditions, the Vedic stuff is the closest to the truth of it all. Is also very appealing for the western mind due to the blend of mythology and metaphysical knowledge.
>>537438967Bring your sister as Ashley
>>537461706>heroic mythology*I mean, if you read the Bhagavad Gita, that stuff is basically the original "anime" from ancient times.
>>537460047Andrew doesn't have a horsecock stop with the hypershit fixation.
>>537449145Tomboys aren't masculine women. Tomboys are women who don't activate my misogyny
>>537461386Aryan is more an state of mind or character of the soul, similar to how the japanese use "Samurai" in the broad sense to refer to the warrior spirit. It adds up if you take in consideration how deep Hitler was in eastern mysticism.
>>537461386True.>>537461706Vedic people still weren't genetically Indo-Euro entirely though, the Proto-Indo-Iranians (The actual people with the endonym "Aryan", their ancestors) were mixed with the native Central Asian populations of the time already (haplogroup J2). A West European person today still has more Yamnaya ancestry than any ancient Vedic person (and not the same kind, because West and East Indo-Euro are different). And no, a modern Indian from where the Vedic people used to live, descending from the same or similar castes of those ancient people, has similar genetics to them (R1a dominant).
Reminder: >>537291694
>>537461706The word "Aryan" was transmitted into English in the 19th century via India, if you reject 19th century Indians you're rejecting the concept of "Aryan" for the latter couldn't have found its way into Europe without the former.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley/comments/1n4e5m8/edit/does anyone know the name of this trend>redditi know please just tell me it's the only place i could find it
>>537461947I'm just exaggerating the canon PP be big revelation. Calm your tits.
>>537462550Or I can use the term as used by the NSDAP and ignore IRL blight town.
Andrew's dick canonically small enough that it can fit inside Ashley's mouth
>>537438239julia > leyley
>>537462775Without 19th century Indians the NSDAP wouldn't be using the term.
>>537462661A commenter called it the "Jeffrey Epstein format".
>>537462550It was taken from Sanskrit, not from any 19th century Indo-Aryan language. And the people they meant in comparison weren't any old 19th century Indian, it was the Vedic ruling class elite who conquered and ruled over India during the Iron Age.
>>537463009yeah i saw that and tried looking that up on tiktok and google and couldn't find anything
>>537462974I don't care.
>>537462775Not him but to be fair the NSDAP also believed the Indo-Euro homeland was either Scandinavia or Agartha or some shit.
Why are you dipshits debating the history of India and the Nazi party? At least the Minesweeper stuff was actually about fucking video games.
>>537463070Who passed down said Sanskrit texts all the way into the 19 century?
>>537463213>What do you mean a conversation goes off-topic for a few minutes after a hole thread and centuries of no new content or update being released from the game??
>>537463213/calg/ is a very erudite general.
this general looks really comfy, for a general about such an awful evil game everyone seems really nice
>>537463287Nobody who still calls themselves Aryan in modernity and is a Vedic person recently arrived on horseback to Southeast Asia, I can tell you that.
Wow we hit bump limit in under 48 hours for the first time in a long time
>>537463540GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE>>537463738Should've been A WEEK. Slowest /calg/, bestest /calg/.
>>537463578You either didn't get my point or have a counter-point so you're pretending you didn't.
>>537463809Always with the overreactions
>>537463876>or have*or don't have
>>537463540Art should disturb the comfortable and cum the disturbed
>>537463540nice imitation of a xitter user, anon.
>>537430469?? gay people write stories like that all the time, i thought. also its called a 'phobia' cus people are off-put due to their fear. i agree that its different than disgust, though>>537430803homophobia isnt based in reality either; it's a reverse-idealization. that's why its hypocritical, dumbfuck>>537432730interesting you should mention that, because Ashley also happens to daydream about marrying Julia 24/7>>537437238she hates himejoshis>>537438586sorry anon, its gonna be a second before i get home from work to fuck myself, so im just passing time on calg...
>>537464202>>537464202>>537464202
>>537464270>page 5
>>537464168>gay people write stories like that all the timeHonestly you caught me red handed there because my general idea of "gay stuff" is the DEI crap that get out of the shitter nowadays, and Nemlei has been the only example where the characters see each other as a piece of each other fullfioment instead of a cum sock. Maybe its because im used to the hedonistic image of homosexuality that dominates the current age.
>>537282035>doesn’t mention incestBased and aryancestpilled
