Previous: >>537261370>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Narita Brian (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race8/28 - 9/10: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)Next Rate Up: K.S. Miracle (Alt 3*), Hishi Miracle (Alt 3*), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift>Free 10 rolls for 10 days>Limited missions & shop items>Trainer's Note release9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
THE GOAT
yada
Takuto!
>>537285896sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YPQu5C9d7oYOUR KING IS BACK
The Mejiro family? Near extinct nowadays. Their prestigious family manor? Rotting and decaying. Their legacy? Forgotten.The Gold family? Thriving. I know who I'm supporting during the inevitable war.
Any dark-skinned umas or is this a whitewashed game ?
>>537286009
Digitan LOVE
How the fuck is my rolling luck this bad? This happens with every banner I test roll. Guess I'm skipping this one too.
>>537286185she desperately needs some correction
>>537286094gold family is mejiro adjacent anyway
>>537286185wait she's not an actual mahou shoujo?
>>537286201>espoir city>slutty outfitshe's gold city's daughter isn't she
>>537286143hishi amazon is the darkest we got iirc
WHY IS SHE ALWAYS SITTING AWAY FROM EVERYONE
I think you should eat your vegetables.
Team fukunaga
>>537286264you are wasting your bad luck there, you will get lucky on the actual banner, go go go go.Just make sure you have 200 rolls
>>537286201wrong general
I only play uma to make (you) umas winnersI will only roll in banners with umas for (you)I will spend money in their bannersI will buy the (you) uma merch and figuresI will commision (you) umas art
>the sloptubers that missed on the platinum title are now catering towards the "casual" players and "just playing for fun"
Is there anything else I can improve on this Brian other than long S and more power?
>>537286264you dumped all of your bad luck into that simulatorroll now bro before it gets cold
>>537286375she's racist
>>537286408see >>537286424
oh nyoooo
>>537286418I don't have 200 pulls, that's why I'm luck checking and the check failed badly.
>>537286628is that jean?
Anon is it true that (You)'re this big???
>>537286362horses with the same crown name are either from the same owner or breeding farm, fukukitaru and tannhauser are not related despite having matikane in their name for example
>>537286264Crazy
>>537286362nyo
>>537286657That's not how it works anon...You try to roll with 200 and hope to get lucky, otherwise you are just wasting your rolls.
It's very professional to give your umas a bouquet of flowers during valentines
>>537285896What’s the real life lore on making sweep tosho this obnoxious?
>>537286436what happened to the 90% WR in PVP dude?
Almond LOVE!!
>>537286264
>>537286921havin fun
Will global get the KFC collab?...>>537286914Real horse is a total brathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkFQiFwuNNo
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
I NEED HERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1veimw2H9z4
CMgods who did some test rooms, what is the consensus about how many stamina golds you need? cooldown for taishin or yolo with just 2 golds?
>>537286964yakuza-san just let me whack it to mayano's cunny
It finally happened after 350 careers. My first 3* stam
>>537286296They are more Sunday Silence adjectant, which was the second generation top stud of Shidai Station (the actual Japan horse royalty) following Northern Taste.
>>537287152glad she's a mare. it adds more personality to her
>>537287090>Would you want her to be your girlfriend?Japanese TV asking the real shit
>>537286751Oh thank you I did wonder about that
>>537287248congrats bwo
>Higher pvp rank>Higher overall stat points>Higher character rank>Higher mood (used parfait)>Lose 5-0What the hell is wrong with my team? How do i build a decent team for pvp?
>>537287306howd he respond?
To raise the stamina of my trainee, Trainer decided to have sex with her for 24 hours straight.Though I guess honses have way higher stamina than humans, so you'd have to get other umas to spar with her too.
>>537287248that's a nice grandparent to tack on.
>>537287387fuck no
>>537287248holy damn those are some good spark, omedetouIf your uma is 8* stamina drop your code and I'll happily borrow it
>>537287090>Jockey: Kenichi Ikezoe (Male)>Racehorse: Sweep Tosho (5yo, Mare)KEK the fucking details they put
>>537287248That's godly general purpose grandparent spark.
>>537287387nip version of FUCK NO
>You need at least 1000 speed>You ALSO need 1200 stamina >You ALSO need at least 900 power so you don't get boxed in>You ALSO need long S or your run is bricked>You ALSO need two gold recoveries, straightaway spurt and rudolfs ultLegitimately is the Gemini cup impossible.
The next legend races drop in about a week, same time as the Gemini Cup. Good chance to 3star your Maya and Creek
what does the double circle when picking parents for the career means, like I know it means they have more compatibility but what does that mean for my horse stats and skills
>all umamusumes are females hence the nameThat's a. bit problematic ain't it?What if they get attached to their trainer? They wouldn't be able to socialize and a good suitor and just settle for their trainer
>>537287789You don't need any of that when you enjoy the game casually.
reminder that racetrack S is better than distance S
>>537287828higher chance to proc skills/sparks during inspiration events
>>537287387>いやー、きついでしょ。振り回されっぱなしになると思いますよ>"Yeah, that’s tough. I think you’ll just end up being dragged around the whole time."Also this interview is a big memehttps://dic.pixiv.net/a/いやー、きついでしょIkezoe is also Orfevre's jockey, same guy who got thrown off the saddle by him during debut and after winning kikka sho. He usually gets the most temperamental horses except for Curren Chan which he mentions riding her is like therapy
>>537287889but that's not what the youtube personalities told me?
>>537287634Teio!
>Danchou kicked the leeches.Based Danchou
>>537285896I never realized they had a little horseshoe design over the tail hole before.Cute.
>>537287810>both creek and maya are good long parents>the legend race is during cm so you don't have time to do parent run on them after 3 starringreal funny guys, good one cygays
>>537288047why is prez dressed as Teio?
Actual idolhag, older than maruzensky
>>537287367it's team trials, sometimes you just eat shit
>>537288069nyoo... what about the rewards...
>everyone got gaslit into thinking Long races are whale races even though the real whale races are Miles and Sprints because the only people with good Wit SSRs at MLB are whales
>>537286143They're japanese, this is yellow fever gameRetard
I wonder if the Uma world has Uma-supremacist forums and a rising Uma-supremacist movement
>>537287306>>537287541What the fuck is wrong with JAPAN????????????????????
OK i need to know>most meta team composition for this CM>what deck for my ace>what recovery skillsarigatou gozamis
>>537287848in umamusume world trainers are good suitors anon, they are like football clubs coaches in europe if their club (uma) becomes succesful
>talking glasseswoah just like in my favorite romcom jitsu wa watashi wa
>>537287248Holy shit
>>537288225actually all the races are whale races
>>537288145I fucking hate that she's NPC onlyWhy do they draw the line ending at maruzensky for oldest playabe horses...
>>537287931does it affect the blue and pink sparks? I gave up on good skills for now, just need the blue and pinks
>>537287367>team trials>pvpkek.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG0bnF9FXVchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX4XgB6iT2cthese two are the best sloptubers.
>>537288225the sooner people realize this is a two tier game, the better.
This is not the UmaJP thread by the way, you may be lost.
>>537287889I don't know any of the math that goes into the races and am stupid enough to trust the general consensus but going off experience I felt the same way, or at the very least that people underestimate it
>>537288307>metaTaishin, Golshi, Tachyon, anything with a heal in their potential unlocks that isn't distance specific >deckeither 3speed 3stam if they have speed bonus or 4 speed 2 stam>recoverybest ones are easily maestro and race planner, hence why Tachyon is so good
UUUUUUUUUUUU!
>>537288519jpcucks are upset from last thread because globalGODS shit on a retarded list some jpcuck made
>>537288508Always remember the game currently is at the worst state it will ever be, things only get better and the "two tiers" distance only gets smaller as time goes on. Nowadays you can be f2p and compete with whales, whales only advantage is more card variety to make builds faster and thinking less, not like nowadays where f2p cannot deploy even the card type they need.
Yo what the fuck is going to happen to urara? also>Urara on thumbnail>look inside>Lawyers talking about stop killing games NIggers man
Any B league niggas? How easy was it compared to A? I'm considering intentionally sand bagging round 1 for an ez final win.
>>537286727Yes, wanna see?
>>537287541god bless the nips, that's really fucking funny
JOIN OPEN LEAGUE!
>>537288662>The real reason why Faruko becomes the final boss of dirt
>>537288662
>>537287248Drop ID, I'll be borrowing this for parent runs
Gentildonna has a lot of suitors, mostly people that are successful and have power. But since you are in charge of her, Donna mentions they think you are their biggest enemy and she doesn't mind (You) abusing your power to gain advantage. She thinks you're a suitor too and your dumbass blurted you'll do your very best.
>>537286436If they're crying that hard about one measly CM then idk how they're gonna cope with the game going forward.
>>537287541kek
spring runner or standard distance for my cm horse
>>537286727you'll have to lower your expectations my dear
>>537288770You have to be more calculative when building horses since you can only enter B-rank and below.
>>537288576how do i make a taishin? do i need cooldown?
>>537288940spring if you capped speed and have enough recoveries
>>537288225I have to rely on my MLB Wit SR cards and LB1 Finemotion
>>537286436did 90% winrate say anything about getting BTFO?
Still in Love at First SightDay 9 edition,
So skills like BoFA that activate at a random point on the race will activate at that same spot for for everyone in the race who has that skill right?So even if BoFA activates on the final stretch and gets wasted, it wont be that bad since everyone else with BoFA will have it activate their as well right?
I only started playing this week but I noticed there's two threads and someone doing segregation but why is there still JP stuff in the OP?
>three hishi hints >2x pace chaser saavy >stat bonus Whyyyyyyy
how much longer must I wait for helios-chan banner
>>537288960No i don't mean Open. I mean B league, the one that you get into if you job the first round.
whales cant hurt me in the open league
Post your favourite Uma without actually posting them. I'll start.
>>537289087
>>537289104No? It's random for each uma.
>>537287634What happens if I pull on the string
I don't read. Why does Golshi target Tosen her whole senior year?
>>537289197
>>537289184Building gatekept goldship with 9999 rating just to fuck you over.
>>537288145i want my idolhag as playable
>>537289046yes, sleeping lion or whatever her heal is called sucks. cooldown is if you want to be more safe but the free mcqueen card is pretty mid and there are no more heal options, unless you want to gamble even more with breath of fresh air
>>537289163Just buy pace savvy for your end closer anon. Then the chances of getting spurt will go up. >>537289359Nothing, its decorative.
>>537289397hishi akebono>>537289414gentildonna>>537289447nice nature>>537289462win variation>>537289476cheval grand
>>537289197Rice Shower?>>537289397Hishi Akebono?>>537289414Gold Ship?>>537289447Nice Nature?
I had no idea the JRA mascot that all the cute little horse plushies were based off of was a Sanrio character.
>>537289619>>537289640correct
>>537287789Power is for acceleration, not sure if it even really helps you not bet BROCKED
so what happens when everyone runs 2x end closers and you end up in 6 end closer lobbies?
Fuck it, I will take it.
>>537288851I will. It's going to be a hilarious clusterfuck seeing people try to get working 600+ speed builds.
>>537289868>not a real altAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH
>>537289619>cheval Nope! I’ll give you a hint-her friend group sounds like a car
>>537289892bwo...
>>537289886my evil and intimidating air groove debuffs them all
>>537289619Haha, I guess it was that obvious.
of course when I get turf S and Long S swinging maestro does not appear
>>537289414Almond Eye?>>537289447Nice Nature>>537289462No clue>>537289476Cerval Grand?>>537289751Easy, Agnes Digital
>>537290147
>>537289892just how desperate are you
>>537286094stego's kids all fucking SUCK as sires actuallythe mejiro legacy is actually being carried by Maurice, who's damline is all mejiros straight back to the very first one, Mejiro Queen
>>537290113cute apple
>>537289619correct
>>537286362gold city died before getting to breed
>newcutie following me changes his profile to have the taurus silver titleIT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS
>>537290221>Grand It’s Taishin!
>FINALLY get straightaway spurt to trigger during inspiration after 20 runs even though it's on the borrowed parent and two grandparents>its on a shit stat runI don't know how much more of this shit I can take.
>>537290264It's my best spark in a week.
>>537288279Okay ? Skin is still white. I want delicious chocolate umas.
>>537290253Correct. Had to take it away just in case
>>537290437My OP was Taishin as well, kek.
>whoa a random new card event!>instant hijacked by gay horsesgod damn it
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>falls for the "You only need 900 stamina and 1 gold" gaslight>loses to no npor>falls for the "You need 1200 stamina + 3 golds">loses to not having enough speedChoose your poison
>>537290515>ywn have a double marriage with maya and raisu
>>537288859HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?*cough*Actually while I'm here I've seen on the main daily screen that there's a quest for doing 30 races during a career and (iirc) winning them all.How do you do this? Wouldn't that gimp your horse since you're never training?
>>537290605OOOOOO KILLER TOFUUU
>115 pulls to get both wedding altsShould I just go to 200 and get one of them to 4*?
>>537290619I have one ace for both of these gaslightsthe high speed horse is slightly better generally
>>537290441That's a viable Golshi, the fuck you on about? Not max stamina, but still pretty good, and almost A power.
>>537290441no cooldown? whats your deck
>>537290605WAIT FUCK I FORGOT PICAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CM2 autism test91386164
>>537288465they're probably gonna make TTG playable and they're a year older than maru, I think the line will be at Kaburaya O (who is outright mentioned by name by Helios)
>>537290514You'll have to wait for them to add the American horses if you want something like that.
>>537288410that's clearly Shinpachi
been reading careers and holy fuck vodka is objectively better than daiwa it's not even a contest>vodka wins the autumn tenno sho>thanks her toreina and gives him a hot sweaty hug right after the race>declares daiwa publicly as the number one uma and the best rival she could possibly have>tells everyone to follow their dreams inspiring future generations (just like when she was inspired by watching her first race from the stands with her father)>calls her toreina up the stage and shares this moment of glory and self actualization with (You)>daiwa seethes in a corner like the bitch she is>daiwa wins the autumn tenno sho>"i won! i'm number one! i won't die forgotten!">doesn't even responds to the cheers, goes right back to her locker>vodka had to come in to congratulate heranyway post uokkas
>>537290786Under 800 power and no S aptitudes anywhere is just awful. Pic related is a baseline statwise if you want a fighting chance as far as I'm concerned.
>>537289197This one is easy
>almost 3 weeks without a decent run
>>537291124
>>537289390the real golshi hates jordan (tosen is the crown name, retard, the owner has another successful horse named Tosen Ra) because the latter tried to intimidate him
any jp chads? which pink skill do i pick for sep cm as rheincraft?
>>537290825>Winning Ticket>doesn't winWtf
>>537290878Can’t even do cm testing because all i have are dogshit parents
>>537291247The ugly Super Creek model ruins this one for me.
>>537290818I was running queef and creek for cooldown but then I realised taking a shit welfare when I already have a built-in gold is silly so I switched to top cun. She has good enough priority to where her no starting friendship isn't that bad, she often hits orange before eishin does.
>>537290689uuuu30 races is a lot but you can luck into good training and have good legacies/cards. also it doesn't need to be g1s either, meaning all the npcs will have even shittier stats than usual
>>537290514for now you just get caramel/tan umas like hishi amazon and kris unless they add michelle my baby into the game way down the line
>>537291037isn't that stamina too low
>>537289320Wife
>>537290682Makes me wonder. Do we count Rice Shower's default outfit a kind of wedding dress? All the theming around it revolves around the wedding ceremony
>>537290878join or your horse will rape you in your sleep
>>537291174raisu is so sexy
How good is this for Gemini? I'm so mad Long S dodged me
taishinGODS, what deck for her? 3/3?
>>537286425Based
>>537291665I wish she'd come home
>>537288876tbqh, gentil picking player trainer kinda doesn't align with her life perspective and family motto so it's a bit weirdI don't get why she picked player of all trainers
>>537291701bwo your spurt?
>>537291452nah
>>537291589it's meant to be both a wedding dress and a mourning dress
*breeds your oshi*
>>537291589I'll take it.
>>537291239
>>537291648Now I will never join a CM room
>>537291862kita would rather be running than fucking actually
>>537291648welp guess im not joining haha...
>>537291862what the fuck is that thingdude i think your dog has autism
t-thanks
Which Uma would be better to put up as my Star Uma for borrows?Currently I have Ryan set to be borrowed but wasn't sure if mcqueen would be better
>>537291402how hasn't it been ruined for you in the first 5 seconds of the clip?
>>537292102I think Tamamo Cross is cute!
>>537292091>4* stamina 1* gutseehh just keep ryan
>>537291005
>>537291718yep, that's what I've been running for the past day or two. still no luck at getting past 900/900 for some reason
>>537291989It's the usual retard shiling for that 馬ムスコ gachashit game. It's an alternate world were umas are reborn as those weird monsters. Ignore him
>>537292091ryan is better as a stat stickmejiro is better as a grandparent material
>>537292091no one borrows ryan, do mcqueen hehe
there's no point in training front runner aces right now for this cm since you'd just have to redo them with seiun sky's unique later huh
>>537291413Thanks Ura Finale champ Sorry if my horse looks weird
>>537292242Almond Pickle.
>>537291247hey man dont post that, i didnt realize the webm was short like 2 seconds when i converted the video, i'll do it again soon
bros why do I have zero 3* sparks umas, I did like 200 careers... shouldn't have I gotten at least a pity 3* speed by now?
>>537292327b-but..
>>537292340You can start preparing parents with groundwork and tail held high sparks. Get a good enough setup and you might have enough time to build a seiun ace by CM2
>>537292470what a slut
Teio!
DAABBYYYYYYYY
>>537292469Same. I keep getting 1 or 2 sparks, fuck my life. I blame my support deck, most of my umas are B+ on a good day.
Golshi's gettin' boredshi
post something cute
Bros... this was 50 carats. I'm so happy
>>537292464Heh, always wondered what that was. But don't bother, both the soundfile and webm reset at the same time, so there's no point in fixing what ain't broke.
>>537292680SHE DID IT
>>537292810
>>537291347more like LOSING TICKET
>>537290878
>>537291896>before playing the game Rice was easily my favorite by leaps and bounds>after playing for awhile Top Gun has surge and now I'm not sure who my favorite isSuffering
>>537292813Congratz anon.I've been doing the daily pulls on support banners and Brian, but stopped immediately on the wedding as I got Air Groove and realised it could've been Brian. I am conflicted due to sheer luckiness... but it's not Brian and I like Brian more.
My Mayano looks a bit strange, she's even calling herself something different, help please
>>537293113I think she put her ribbon on the wrong ear too..
i love building brown bricks in rhein kraft
>>537293113Sorry to inform you but that's an UmaFans thot
>>537293156
billions must learn
>>537293136¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>537285896
>>537292827
>>537293113let's be serious, curren > mayano
>>537292987Same thing happened to me, but I accepted that Maya is my favorite now with Raisu being my second favorite.
>>537292810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-zetEMykYc
holy shit this is the worst 3* spark i've seen
>>537293136training late surgers actually makes me seethe so much
>>537293438Curren is a zoomer brainrot archetype and therefore trash by default.
princess
>>537293113You are being deceived by a semon demon
>ran through all G1's that Mayano could run>Ura Finale 1* was the only thing I got from white sparks>every other white spark was just skills>1* wit spark for blueThis game really, really loves to upset me. There is not a single favorable RNG run.
Give me it to me straight. spurtHow useful are skills with distance and running types as one of their conditions
didin't know orfevre was stacked
>>537293563curren is a millennial stacy, not a zoomette.
>>537293438no
Soon....
>>537293563usually I'd agree with the base message, but for once you're being retarded and close minded.
>>537293563That's Helios not Curren
>>537293373>this was my first a+-rankwhat the fuck
>>537293391oh so that's where pic related comes from
best I can do as a poorfag, hopefully this golshi can get somewhere, even group B finals is fine (ignore the fov skill that's all I could afford after I spent my skill points on everything else)
So why is Seiun Sky considered a must pull by some people?Can't you borrow her or give her skill to one of your horses and use that horse to breed?I don't get it. Is she like compatible with everyone or something h
Is there any borrows with good amount of star on spring runner and right handed? Getting the hint from the R card is already an arduous task, not to mention turning it into spark. Easily the hardest green to procure
Wtf I hate *guri now
>>537293824she's cute
>>537293836https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
>>537293836ethical DB: https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/searchunethical DB: https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>537293575Why is she such a King Halo dick rider?
>>537293694https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW0RuwpAYpc
>>537293697An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. Zoomers, social media drones, "influencers"/"content creators" and onlyfans whores are subhuman filth and I have no reason to show any open mindedness towards anything even tangentially related to them. I know there is nothing of any worth there by default.
>>537293824she's the meta horse for the next few CMs, ON TOP of being a great breeding parent for front runnersyou can safely skip her for Christmas Oguri if you want to pure metafag
So everyone keeps talking as if Mayano is a child, and that's fine, but isn't she the same age as everyone else in her year? Do Umas not all enter Tracen at the same age?
I wanted to see dober run on the prize wheel...
>>537293824stoner slacker can rot for all I care
what a waste
>>537294008why chronogenesis is unethical? Or is it a joke I'm too witless to understand?
Thats quite the long spark trainDunno if it's worth anything
whats the best speed card to borrow if i have kitasan and tosho? im thinking>suzuka mlb>biko mlbthoughts?biko has better energy events and training eff but zero mood effect compared to suzuka
>>537294008no luck
>>537294039>3dpd 3dpd 3dpd 3dpdi see... however, how does any of this relate to silly gyaru uma?
Now that I have Mayano Wedding, which position is her best?
>>537294008What makes the second one so unethical?
>>537294259Doggy
>>537294017King Halo is her RL dad
>>537293836reposting the borrow from last thread354559980235this one is insane for training aces and parents
>>537294259missionary
It's real...
>>537294215king halo
Scarlet sexo
behold, the result of 2 days worth of grinding for an end closer parent/grandparent
>>537293824Only thing I've heard people say about borrows is "yeah but that's only three runs" which may or may not be an issue depending on the person obviously.>give her skill to one of your horses and use that horse to breed?I'm pretty sure this isn't feasible though, passing your own unique is different from passing on an inherited, that's just a normal skill spark's % to proc. Doing that means your odds of getting an optimal run go from gacha to lottery tier
>>537294232>8-spark spring AND right on the same legacybeing a bit greedy here, aren't we? you look for the whites you really need on the parent. any instances of the white on grandparents is a bonus.>>537294158the DB is an opt-in and has operated for years and years since JP release. chrono scrapes everything and everyone.
>>537294259passionate, handholding, Mayano on top of the gun sex.
Can she do it bwos?
>>537294487>JP respects your privacy and behaves like human being>The west copy the idea but scrape EVERYTHING like cockroachesEvery. Single. Fucking. Time.
>>537293438Make love not war
>>537293824Wife
>>537293824Stop nooticing. you MUST PULL.
>>537294415explain?her stats seem well rounded but>negative mood/energy eventhints for recovery and outer post are good but feel like she doesnt hit as high as ssrs
>>537293113another trainer claimed
I need more statues FUUUUUURK
All horses should wear bloomers instead of just mares.
>>537294232also, you'd want to run searches for both spring runner AND tenno (spring).
>>537294248Art imitates life yet you are pushing a retarded meme perpetuated by failed normalfags who can't reconcile with the fact that they're attracted to teenagers despite society not allowing them no be. I've no interest in entertaining such dumbassery.
>>537292469If you're not hitting 1100 in a stat, odds of a 3* are 1%. If you are hitting 1100+, it DOUBLES.....to 2%. It takes a long ass time. >t.2 3* sparks out of almost 200 careers
>>537293113my mayano grew up and got a new haircut and dyed her hair...
I just passed by a couple of umas
>>537294386How...
>>537294215mood effect is only useful on high mood while training effectiveness is always usefulbiko is the better card but suzuka has left handed which is useful this cup.
>>537294259Mating press
when does 4speed/2whatever stop being the best deck composition? i'm seeing jp players with like one card for each stat
>>537294742>he wants to see boys in bloomers>>537294773calm down, we're talking about horse girls, none of this is real
>>537294215SR Eishin Flash or SSR Suzuka
>>537294803A big improvement.
>>537294828>only useful on high moodso 99.9% of the time>suzuka has left handed which is useful this cupretardGOD
>>537293824>give her skill to one of your horses and use that horse to breed?You... you realise you can't turn green sparks into white sparks, right?
so how does it feel not having her in your team?
Uhh... Game? I got over 12K Where is my A+ rating? Also trying to train Rudolf as a Long End Closer for next CM, I got the End and Long sparks I need but so far in three attempts neither have procced despite double circle affinity with Golshi and Spe. Is there a way I can force those?
>>537294967But I do?
>>537294863the new scenario is so broken having one card of everything is the correct build, it was always 3/2 speed, 1 stamina/guts, 2/1 int before
>>537294616I WILL make my uma become the best no matter the method, if I have to stain my hands with blood then so be it
>>537293824It depends on what you place value on really. If you are just going to borrow 3x a day and be done with it then Seiun Sky has no value to your account because you'll just borrow her from people with better luck and more time than you anyway.But if you are a grindmonkey slave proper and enjoy constant spark farm then she has a ton of value for your account because once you run out of borrows you're on your own.
>>537294827I'm just that good
>>537294789I'll say it every time. I would never abandon Rice for that succubus
I see what's happening.
>>537294663oh i said that because of her specialty, turns out suzuka mlb has higher so you can try thati have heard (no idea if true) that biko's high training effectiveness makes her into a pseudo rainbow on non speed butI dunno how true that is
>>537294815Umazing
i'm going to get spe-chan when the summer maru banner hits but i know i'm never going to use her for anything because my 2nd best speed card is mlb special week
>>537294967Really bad when the banner just dropped, less so now. I think from now on I'll always wait till the last day of a banner to roll on it to see iwhether I'm still interested or not
>>537295105you are not the one to decide that bro
>>537295101
kek
Excuse me? I will NOT train n*ngen women.
does tokai taio have a secret failure up rate? pre debut, no matter how i manage her energy, she will always fail around turn 7-8 and lose me a turn. when i play her i will sometimes get 2-3 failures in a row in her senior year. what gives?
Delicious Pokke flatness.
Are some horsies just better at inspirations than others? Whenever I train a Teio or an Agnes on OO affinity they get loads of red and white sparks, but my Golshi of the same affinity gets zero red or white sparks, every single time.
I want to thoroughly raped by Natie
I enjoy making her wear cute dresses
THIS IS THE RUN BROSHOLD
>flusters your end closershope you've got 1200 stam + 2 golds
>>537295494I'm thinking zero rainbows in the summer and a 674/1023/758/323/321 finish.
>>537295540-1%im scared, in all honestly, the fov debuff would probably be more impactful
Which mare uma wants to fuck you the hardest?
This event story was ass ngl I just skipped everything after the third oneThe Spe-chan event was cute and the previous one was saved by Mambo + gyarus, this one actually felt tedious to read because everyone is so boring
What should I be grinding if I'm gonna use Super Creek as one of my aces
Does a skill spark's star count matter in its % to activate? I thought it didn't and that it only increased the hint level but the doc says the opposite
>whiff on spurt>whiff on long-S>menu>give up
>>537295051Im gonna become akikawas trainer.
>>537294259Amazon
hehe, A S S...The Bakushin torture runs where I make her run turn post 1st summer camp will continue until I get 50 million fans
One day I will get the hot springs ticket for Air Groove
>>537295608Daiwa easy. She needs constant validation
>>537295310
DAAAAAAAABY with Taishin!
>>537295608Which does Fine Motion wear?
wait, so you can't exchange statues on a hors you haven't recruited, right?shit, I'm at 117 Teio piecesI was banking on being able to recruit her
>>537295673some anon posted this, it mattershint level affects how big is the discount you get when you get a new skill from your friendship card
Which is better Air Groove or Wedding Air Groove?
>>537295785Yes, but do you have a B.A.S.E.D horse?
>>537295608I feel you could very easily goad both Vodka and Daiwa into fucking you ass hard as they could by saying the other was better in bed.Is that the plot of a doujin already? If not it should be.
Is this cow ready for CM2?
Is Yaeno's gold skill good for front runners?
>>537294386you tried to do this, didn't you
>>537296104
>>537296254No, it actually happened because I had only 150 speed and power. Anyway, take 2.
Anyone know where I can get stuff like this translated?
>>537296354CUTE
>>537296430chatgpt
>>537296354
Narita SEX
>>537296159Looks about ready, are you running your own Front to trigger Red Ace?
Yes
>>537296050fuuuuck this makes this shit a hundred times more painful. I wish this general's gaslights were real sometimes
What's the verdict on Wedding Mayano
>>537294386That's not the worst I've ever seen.I saw this is someone's Team Trials team.
>>537296701no.........
>>537296430>Trainer? Are you going to wipe my sweat?>It's already been 20 seconds you know?>At this rate the sweat is gonna cool me down and I might get a cold>Go ahead, don't worry about it>Wipe where you want to your heart's content
>>537296701No no you see, this is an anti-Taishin build.
maya why
>>537296424POST RESULTS
>>537296698Trash character
>>537296698orz?
RICE SHOWER HOT SPRINGS TICKETTIME TO LOCK THE FUCK IN
>>537296698what did the middle-aged japanese man that wrote the script mean by this?
>>537296701humiliation ritual
>>537296912she's such a moody bitch
>>537296930>>537296649
>>537296626why would I want another front to possibly take 1st place
do i risk it for the biscuit? this is just an experimental run
>>537294370
>Glance at sweep tosho's page on the uma wiki>Some sweepfag is summarizing her entire career story in an ungodly autistic verbose wayhttps://umamusu.wiki/Sweep_Toshowhat in the absolute goddamn
>>537296354>hang out with your tiny roommate and tiny rival to get extra foodwhat a cheat code
>>537295494>>537295582>no long s inspirationinto the trash it goes
>>53729739455% chance to win is pretty good desu
>>537295854please respondI was banking on another round of legend races today because I miscounted the days, and then I was banking on using statues for the rest
>>537297394nvm
>>537297474good find
When do we get the qol update to make careers less heinously time-consuming? Parent farming is going to make me quit the game at this rate. Having to spam click on 5+ NEXT buttons for every single race is the sort of shit UI/game design that only the fucking Japs could come up with.
Do you get as lower score if you don’t remove x skills
>>537297632Is this good?
My strongest Taishin, fed on F2P grass.Is she strong enough for CM?
>>537297474what's more likely, that the individual is from /uma/ or r/umamusume?
Are any of the 2 card banners worth wasting free tickets?
>>537290818>>537291412Your goal is to finish the race with 10% stamina left in your best conditions. This lets you fuck up and miss half your recoveries and still be fine, or it lets you tank 10% drain from two enemy nice natures if they're actually well built. You could do more but its getting into overkill territory that might win you 1-2 more races out of 80.For Gold Ship this can be:>1020 stamina with 3 golds 1 white>1100 stamina with 3 golds>1200 stamina with 2 golds, 2 whites>1260 stamina with 2 golds 1 whiteFor most players they'll probably have trouble hitting the high end stam values and aim for stam eater cooldown and the go home swinging combo and be just fine. I think 1k/1k is pretty doable and will see solid results if paired with S long and straight spurt.
>>537296997remember to use protection
>>537297686Bwo if you don't like the game don't play it? I'm sure you could find an #idlerpg room for your numbers-go-up needs.
I need to get double gold inspiration and hit triple rainbows to pass a test run... I also need to pass the BoFA power check, and maybe try going pace instead of front to get the Gourmand as well, maybe that's too many events as I also need Cooldown.This CM2 Ace training is going to take a bit more.
>>537297474based autismo
>Straightaway Spurt activates on the uphill>Redshift activates on the down cornerAm I missing something?
still looking for the dream run with Long S + Spurt + 1200/1200
>>537297686Same. I do 3 runs a day and already feel like killing myself from spending over an hour on careers. This is 100% a game designed for neets and mentally ill japs that spend every waking moment playing gacha.
>>537297804i hope to see you in finals.
>>537297474fuck you, i pray all the umas get such insane autists to fill out their pages. useless faggots like you that complain when other people put in the hard work to sperg out are the reason game fandoms and guides suck so fucking hard nowadays
IKUYOOOOOOO
i will never get better white front runner sparks
Maybe you should go for a run to clear your mind.
>>537297474I wish every Uma had detailed and autistic summaries like this desu
>>537298181>no groundworkheh.
>>537298060Is she glue staminawise...
Posting a Narita test run with Vodka support card. I was surprised at how well it came out considering it was a throw away career test run.
Best claw machine so far
>have a pretty great run as Air Groove>1* stam 2* mediumGuh
>>537298308that's a big image
>>537297474Sweepchads, I kneel...
>>537298181>Wit>Strategy pink>"front runner sparks" with no groundwork???
Does a debuffer for this CM need stamina or can you just use the same one from Taurus
best deck to make long parents? do i need to hit 1100 and 3x 600 or is 4x 600 enough?
>>537298447if you want nature's all seeing eyes to hit anybody, you'll need stamina
Now that's a sexy mare.
holy science
>>537294967But I have het
>>537298580More like you have hom LMAO
>>537298447>nice nature is 20 lengths behind the gold shits and taishits because she 1) ran out of HP and 2) couldn't keep up as they all hit anchor into spurt/encroachingheh.
Lick Pokke's flat chest and tummy
>>537298332spark chances are inversely proportional to how good the run was, if its a dogshit B+ run you will get 3 * for blue/pink sparks
>>537297632>that powerkek, I still can't understand why people let themselves get gaslit into training this useless jobber
>>537297474>guy has an air shakur profile picgigabased
I think I should stick my dick into Tachyon's anus for experiments!
Cute boy
taking Pokke's first time
>>537298059It's a damn shame. The IP is excellent and I'll continue playing as I enjoy the stories and the core gameplay of training umas and racing them, but the needless RNG grind that's forced into it is the most obnoxious shit I've ever encountered in a game (yes this is my first gacha).
Is this good enough? I kinda want to move onto my next ace, but the runs I get long spark I don't get spurt, and when I get spurt I don't get long spark.
>a few rainbows away from greatnessFuck
Are power sparks only good for Medium? It looks like everyone is using Stamina for the other distances, even Long.
>>537291005Yes but Daiwas boobs and thighs go honk honk vroom
>>537297804she survives but she's not debuff-proof. she finishes with just 5% hp remaining, so if one heal should fail to activate it's over, or if the opponents have decent nice natures its over, or if she gets rushed it could be over.Keep her, but try for a higher stam / more heals + lower speed variant that will be more consistent. You'll find out day 1 if she can't hold up and if she can't you'll have a tankier one to switch to.
What's the average career time if fast forwarding all seen events but watching the races? Like an hour?
>>537291005opera's career is great, she's the villain and people root against her
>be a loser simp>follow Curren-Chan because she's such a pure girl, your waifu>one day she posts pic of this dude>it's just her toreina, there's nothing wrong>she's post pictures of him and her eating together>well of course he would feed her that's just normal>she wins a G1 race one day and shouts that it was for that guy>w-well it is her toreina so of course she would do that>curren-chan is about to retire from racing>on her umtwitter>"anyway this is the guy that destroys my pussy every night he just came in me shit was so cash"
>>537298621Horn from Arknights?
>>537298864this is painful to look at, it was the run too
>>537298798Stop or she will become addicted!
I've never seen so many Resplendent Ace activations.Love this uma like you wouldn't believe. DAIWA LOVE
>>537293127This is a slut of the highest order I will proceed to impregnate her
>>537297832>>537296997Touchdown
These outfits are genuinely lame and the dance coreography is retarded can we go back to doing cool or silly shit instead of this?
>>537299294calm down bozoit is one song
G1s give sparks (sometimes)But can I plan around G2/3 races?
>>537299294hmmmnyo
>>537299080I think now I understand how the ones doing ntr feel like, and it feels good
>>537297474Now I wanna do this for Rice and Nice
>>537295854>he thinks cygames will let you have Teio for freeyou have to slowly buy her piece from green woman scam shop for a low-low price of 15000/piecemaybe she will showup in monthly club shopmaybe not
>>537286185
>>537299294the age of moe kyun is now, oldman
Finally-got 4* straightaway spurt
https://files.catbox.moe/bolzq5.png
>>537297394>Finale SeasonYes.That late in the year there is significantly less risk. Taking a mood down isn't that big a deal when you don't have many more training to do and your stats are good enough that you can win at Good.Meanwhile, taking a rest is a bit of a waste when there is only one training turn left.
>>537299262another one bites the pillow
>>537299539what is smart about her
>>537299621Her face is perfectly spherical.
>>537299487I'm pretty sure someone posted a list of upcoming star pieces in shops in this thread, anyone still have that?
>>537299513What the fuck is her problem?
Any CM tests around?
>>537298715what else are you going to build?2x pace 1x goldship?
>>537297345Ah, I think most people are running her in Pace this time. Fronts don't run as fast (as a % of their speed) as Pacers at the end and these super-long races leave a ton of time for others to catch up and pass them.I just heard something about running a Front that's timed to fall behind a Pacing Scarlet late enough in to help her reach her late-race top speed faster. It sounds a bit jank, frankly, but I thought you might have considered it.
>just had a run where 3 of my SSRs all didn't complete their chain of events for the gold skills>the fourth card was Yaeno (with stage 2 opt out)>the fifth card was an R card with no event chain>the sixth card was TazunaReminder that the game will always find a way to fuck you
>>537299759based side sleeper
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED TO GET WEDDING AIR GROOVE I'M GONNA SWIPPPE
>>537298798
>>537298798>left to rightdisgusting
>>537299294shut up nigger
I forget, for medium umas speed is the least important relative to stam/power right?
>>537298090Please Mayano land on the long running shoes its the last one I need to complete the card I beg of you
ok maybe I didn't need so many long parents and grandparents
yo mods lurking itt, there's a guy linking cp in /wowg/ >>537299497
how did I do folks
>>537299780Gamble with a lucky Pace, turn somebody like Oguri into an End Closer, build a debuffer, build a front runner to counter lucky Pace, build your waifuma.
>>537300004Thank you for supporting the servers.
What's the gold frame around his Bakushin? It's not rank, not epithet, not first place...
The more you post Pokke, the more I hate her
>>537300481Potency
Earning her costume made me look at her different.
Bakushin is just guts and haste right?
>>537300465>you may need more power
>>537300481lvl 3+ potential
>>537300481newcutie...
Is Maruzensky's trainer an old man too? He goes on about "Ah I remember that"
>>537300604c-close your legs
I don't see what's so wrong with it.Everything about it is cutehttps://youtu.be/8ULbYqRtlMQ?si=FoM83qyGZgT0OpuR
why dont umas sleep naked
>>537300554Good. Sweaty angry sex with Pokke!
>>537300407>anime porn>"cp"retarded zoomer
>>537294440This stupid bitch is ripe for the peen
At least she’s pretty
There's nothing wrong with marrying Mayano Top Gun btw
KONNA NI OOKIKU NARIMASHITAAAA
>I'm getting youtube ads for horse supplements now
>>537300871True.
>>537300646>Boomer Trainer and Gen X DaughterYeah it makes sense.
How come I consistently get prof every run, but missed maestro on 4/4 runs trying to build for long cm?
Did Curren’s career and now I’m horny and under her spell
>>537300246I prefer this gremlin
>>537300884Her dad would not approve of (You) marrying her
>>537299524I’m gonna “spurt” in biwa “straightaway”
You guys are fucking retarded.
Ogrui I think your ass is fat and you're ugly
Where are the CM lobbies?
>>537300837>stupidshe's the #1 student aktshually
>>537300978>people still dont adblockheheh
>>537301381cm fatigue
holy jet fighter
>>537301381If any motherfucker has already got Gemini ready horses, I'm chucking a brick through their window
>>537300410could always go for more stamina, but I guess it's fine if you're tired from farming
>>537301418They're phone posters and they're not people.
I'm trying to make a late/medium Rudolph but I feel like I'm missing something. I've tried 4spd 2stam, 3spd 3power, 3spd 1stam 2power, but nothing seems to get me above 1000 in anything. I don't have designated parents but usually use 2 9* stam parents.Help.
>>537301381F2P lobby 67503221
>>537293824Ancient JP memesBack in 2021 we had a few Skyfags who would spam>TRUST THE PLANevery time we got a new banner and it did not feature Seiun Skyeventually all of the Skyfags sans the most annoying one died, and he finally quit the game after getting filtered by Taurus CMThen lo and behold just a few weeks after the original Taurus in JP we got the Seiun Sky banner and people shat on his dead body by memeing her as a must pull and that the plan worked.
>>537301541true
>>537301509idk if I'm ever getting something better with the cards I have, this is already 500 points above my second best golshi
>>537287789>retard is forced to prioritize training>nooooo this is impossibleYou shouldn't be allowed on the internet
>>537301541I adblock on my phone though?
>>537296843>At this rate the sweat is gonna cool me downdumb fucking uma that's literally one of the primary functions of sweat
Time for daily goo goo babies
>>5373015911/9bwo...
>>537301506I FUCKING LOVE IRISH UMA
>>5373015911/9 LETS GOOOOOOO
>>537301506Reminder that fan arts depicting Fine Motion and her child(ren) are historically inaccurate.
>>537293824>3 runs a dayAnd if she isn't a parent, you're needlessly adding another layer of RNG
>Early Apr
>>537301709which adblock works on a phones' yt?
The key to "parent" farming in this game is to treat every run like an Ace run until it's so unbelievably fucked that you can only salvage it as a parent run.Doing a run for the pure purpose of making a parent is always going to feel like dogshit.
>>537301502Cm starts in a week anon, how are your horses not ready yet?
>nobody wants to join CM lobbiesgemini really did kill the CM interest huh?
>>537300837aren't girls the cutest when they're a little retarded?
>>537301857>>5373018213/9 it's fixed. Join.
>>537302040but some of the cards with the game's best skills are literal kryptonite for making good parents
>>537301884Don't make me tap the sign.
>>537302114IS THAT A
>>537302091I-Is that even possible?
>>537302114
What are some good aces for Gemin besides Taishin/Goldship? I'm done training mine mostly, but want to try something new
mejiro dober
>>537302248kryptonite for making aces, not parents
>>537302114MOOOODS
>>537300194it's a gook artist
>>537300410>lone wolfSmart thinking.
>>537300871>>537301045>>537301973>>537301884>>537301506Cumming inside of Fine Motion
>>537302114Womb tattoos are so hot.
Other than Flash, Fine and Laurel, are there other umas who want to take their trainers back to their home countries?
>>537302067i never did lobbies, not sure what the point is really
>>537296430what a disgusting image holy fuck some people ahve absolute zero taste for the human form
>>537302530wtf I didn't even notice her pussy
>>537302067can't beat the piggus with my 0lb creek 0lb cafe
I don't think I can build good parents in time. Might just take the L and make some generically good stat stick aces that are suboptimal for this CM and pray other people are in the same boat.
>>537302261Ermmm but sir.Depicting the horse girls that is historically inaccurate or paint them in a bad light goes against the guideline, sir.Cyjews will get mad, sir.
>>537302067>>537301797I will not be doing my daily runs, instead I will lay back and let Creek baby me.I already have my pacifier and bib ready so I cannot be deterred
>>537300712Takuto...girly...cute...
>>537302743I don't have the power of luck to get a long parent with stamina and some good whites, I don't know why I should bother.
>>537302375Any whor(s)e with gold stamina and a nice spread of skills for pace
My current goal? Getting 10 Million fans for my wife's title.
>>53730159167503221Room cm2
>Uma are like elves apparentlyOr at least the wiki tells me this. So why retire so quickly? Their peak years should last decades then.
>>537302993too big fuck that artist
>>537302993Cool, that's what I thought but was good to get some input
Can't wait for the guts rework
>>537302114>>537302993Many of the characters found in Umamusume: Pretty Derby are based on real-life racehorses from horse racing history, and their names are borrowed with the permission of their respective owners. It is thanks to the cooperation of these owners, the horses' fans, and many others that we have been able to bring each Umamusume to life. As such, any works that could harm or otherwise discomfort any of the above parties will not be tolerated. As part of this stance, we kindly ask that fans avoid the sharing or usage of works with any Umamusume: Pretty Derby elements of a violent, sexual, or otherwise obscene nature.
>>537302375The twintail cow with maxed potential
>>537302067Gemini is a complete luck shit CM to get a good horse for.
>>537302993>big tits>no bushlame!
>>537303119Theyre treated like horses that run for maybe 5 years if theyre really good.>>537302993>puffy cowNaisu
>>537303224cope
what cards & sparks are you guys running for taishin
>offmodel porn
>>537303238>>537303149kill yourself zoomer subhuman
There is no cow in game please do not refer to Scarlet as a cow she is a very nice uma with dreams of being number one.
>>537303046fuck didnt see the F2P part, my bad bro
>>537303238dumbass, smooth is the best ToT
I dont see the point to join any CM lobbies. It's all whales and sweats. I dont wanna get fucked in the ass.
daughterwife
>>537303369You didnt bring anything horrible mate. Kudos on actually racing the waifu.
>>537301797mama
niggas really just finished the taurus cup where 90% of opponents just ran waifu teams with no meta stat lines no meta skills and you are STILL dooming this hard about making le optimal parents and grandparents just to deal with that 2% you match into a tryhard?
>>537303119Thinking about time for Cygames isn't worth the effort. Look at Grubble.
>>537303526>90% of opponents just ran waifu teams with no meta stat lines no meta skills
>>537303393I dunno, grinding is much easier if you both have nice bushes. Then again I'm a freak that likes clothes on.
>>537300712youre not watching the godawful coreography and outfits in motion
>>537303395The point is me getting an ego boost after my Golshi distances you 9 times in a row and you getting an ego boost after my Golshi gets brocked and your shitter uma beats me 1 time.
>>537303395if it's like what people were posting in cm1, the opponents in lobbies posted on /uma/ tend to be about the same strength as moderate finals rooms in A tier (barring the really lucky/unlucky folks).
so why shouldn't i run 2 endclosers again?i dont even have taishin i'm just thinking of sparking someone else into an end closerumalator thinks it's so much stronger than surger
>>537303363NUMBER ONE!
>hyper faggots crying about "MUH OFF MODEL"every single fucking time. you spineless hyper faggots are so easy to rile up holy shit.
There are some American G2 and G3 races being streamed if anyone is interested in watching.https://www.youtube.com/live/1fZEOLzO2lw?si=gU9cWzt01m6qQ4-S
I don't even know what I'm farming for anymore
>Humans are made out of meat
>>537302114The Mejiro Family has fallen....
>>537303393pubic hair is a retarded niche fetishwanting more hair on a girl makes her more masculine therefore it's more homosexual
>>537303653Wow, we got a real badass here.
>>537303770All the hunter-gatherers laugh at you bro
>>537303526I played 15 races of nearly every team being Oguri/Nice Nature/Goldship in round 2. Every Goldship was optimized.
>>537303157Make sure to not have too much in the backline. Perhaps bring in two front liner horses like two paces so it's not overcrowded
>>537303721they are right though.
>>537303782umas are made of meat too...
>>537303671Well I am planning on sandbagging to groub B graded again. Thats about my skill/luck/money spent level.
>>537303721in this case they're right though, that mkween looks like ass.
>Pre-Debut>10% failure>mood ruined>2 turns later another failure, more mood ruinedI don't care how many hyper autists or whales are in here posting their god tier runs because they do nothing but play this game all day, but fuck me cygames is starting to piss me off with tier bullshit. one day you have lots of fun good runs, the next it feels like you're getting your balls squeezed playing war thunder or world of fucking tanks.>haha get good XDonly once you stop being a SOVLless neet
>>537303912If I hear "go wheat boy go" one more time...
>>537304016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uREOdE8Lihw
>>537303363Being number one in trainer rape, maybe.
I bought the funny uma game on the switch
>>537304016>that flat chestHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCKI LOVE IT CURVELESS, I WANT IT CURVELESSI LOVE FLAT AS FUCK GIRLS
>>537303770>painstakingly plan out parents and deck over the course of an hour>spend an hour hunting good parents via both DBs>alright, time to farm this spurt parent>two hours later and i'm somehow in the middle of an ace miler career
anyone have that tamomo cross image where her small breasts are a small part of big sphere?
>>537304223It's not really rape, when I offered my trainee to be her partner in isometric exercise
>>537303770Just be happy you know what you're doing. I'm sitting here at 241 careers done, with only a single fucking 3 star, and it's fucking SPEED.At least I have 2-3 kinda useful stam parents, but none truly amazing or even close to 9*
>>537302041Because I'm trying to make a end closer Narita Brian and it's quite difficult
someone tell me why this urara doesnt win more in TT? the dirt track is mile, is her stamina too low?
>>537304148you have the full version?
Desuwa~
>>537304559She is fine. Maybe little more of guts and wits.Her special ability sucks.
>>537304258
I failed to get Taishin.Scarlet is still only a 3*.I won't have enough carets to score Dober.Can somebody kill me already?
>>537304559Not enough Stamina with the hidden 5% stat debuff Urara has.
>>537302018Firefox + ublock origin? Tubular?
>>537304563
>>537304258calm your autism pedophile
>>537304732lol that shape
>>537304751>pulling on a banner without 200 pullsYou did this to yourself, anon
>>537304779thanks
>>537304751Your support visa?
Air groove(real) likes to lick a lot btwEspecially to her trainer
>>537304559>late surger>team trialsteam trials are full of shitter npc horses that LOVE to be late/pace made to brock your honse.
>>537295219She was supposed to be the perfect umawoman, bros.......
>>537302547I dunno if taiki and el want to go back to america
POV: Helios spiked your drink and you woke up 3 hours later
>>537303119
>>537303721If I want porn of the character I want porn of the character. Not your retarded cosplay fanfic.
>>537304828No bra on that day
>>537305000why she's still wearing clothes
>>537305000What an amateur. She's supposed to leave you in a bathtub filled with ice by this point. No reason to play with the food.
I WILL HAVE MY TOP CUN END CLOSER COME HELL OR HIGH WATERTHROW MORE MOOD DOWNS AT ME BITCHI'LL GET YOU ONE DAY
Homo sapiens equidae?
>>537304559>no acceleration skills on an ace>low stam, no consistent recoveries
>>537305000>and you woke up 3 hours laterno, that pic is meant to be the last thing you see while your consciousness is fading
>>537304759>hidden 5% stat debuff Urara hasThe bullying is just too much
>>537303363
>>537303706guide says daiwa plus 2 endclosers, dunno where you're getting that "shouldn't" from
>>537304779She is disapointed by her wife
>no more free caratsOwari da
>>537305427>HomoMy Ogurin is straight.
>>537305000this is how you awake 3 hours later
>lose a bunch of g1 races>first 2* spark since i started trying
>the yuri schizo woke upoh boy
>>537302114PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
roadmap when
LB1 Tazuna or MLB Aoi?
>End closerblocked or not enough power>Late surgerjust End closer-lite (lmao)>Pace chaserblocked again idiotConclusion: Front runner is the best running style
I am starting to feel a little burnt out of this game, you need to invest a lot of time to play it which I dont really have
Do events ever get less shit. Farming an obnoxious point ladder with bad cards for bonuses isn't very fun
>>537304759what do you mean by this?>>537305465fair, i could try to build one with some accel inherits, good point anon.
>>537305612Very sovlfvl, I like.
>>537301037
>>537305725Do front runners actually beat end closers?Every test I do there's a golshi beatin my shit in
>>537305725>*beats you with an end closer* uhhhh what now frontkeks?
What the fuck that's too sweet
>>537302114>still upJanny doko?
>>537305735you really don't unless you hang around here long enough to get blackpilled about how not getting a platinum title every cm makes you an abject failure.
>>537294789Curren Chan would never say that.
>>537305878Urara will love it when I reveal to her that the reporter and I are getting married.
>>537305601>fill a bingo card by getting tokens from doing stuff in the game you normally do>get 150 caratskeep crying povertyschizo. you WILL get more free carats, and you WILL be happy.
>>537305923belno sex
I don't need Carats I need the free daily pull back. Just let me get that slot machine bullshit dopamine
>>537292469I have 3 3* at 200h careers and they are all speed and the rest of the sparks is kinda just bad.
Is every event in this game going to be wheelshit?
curry chan can suck it after trying to tempt me away from a much better horse during the latter's fan event.
>>537305495mumumu~!
Beaten Teio!
>slacker the turn before mandatory race the turn before summer camp>slacker hits all the summer camp training>great mood turns to awfulOK, fine, you know what, that's too much tilt. I uninstalled. It's a complete joke the game can do this to you. Whoever designed this is a fucking retard. I am actually so fucking mad jesus CHRIST.
>>537305816That her stats are nerfed by 5% so a 1000 speed Urara is actually 950 speed.I'm just gaslighting though.
holy fuark doodssaving this one for when we get the tachyon event
>>537306440lgtm
I need your cutest wedding air grooves
>>537304850I was feeling lucky... until I wasn't.>>537304926Excuse me?
>>537306161yep. welcome to spinslop central. hope you enjoy watching your wife run on that wheel.
Is this a good deck for Taishin? I don't know if 3/3 is correct
>>537306482WTF
>>537286436They were always playing out both sides their mouth minus Nekopon 'oh i'm off meta but I'm going to win win teehee'
is this bad?
>>537306440Nice blank image bro but make sure to not go 3/3. Better to have 3/2/1 speed/stamina/int spread.
I love my wife!
Why is Nice Nature has such a Wife vibe when she is the most normal and boring uma ?
>>537306161Wheel game
>>537306830you will run out of stamina towards the end
>>537306830yeah you gotta get it down to just B
>>537306830>no stat over 1000anon... why did you put the carrot on her...
How needy is Tachyon?
>>537306830Pretty bad. Keep going anon. I just created this Glue Extraordinaire
>you discovered doodles of your trainee fucking you and having multiple kids togetherYou are an employee of Tracen Academy. You are also a Trainer who has dedicated 3 years of your life to your trainee.What do you do? Your answers will not be recorded.
>>537307006cause i finally got long s + groundwork + all the hints
>>537307007very
>>537306912It mirrors her extreme lack of self confidenceReally, character-wise, she was the most standout of every other umaNature alts are the one thing I'm most looking forward to
Does the reporter and director reduce the energy consumed?
>>537306751It's fine. Swap out an SR stamina like mayano for an int card for some cheeky int and energy recovery
kino
>>537288225Every race is a whale/reroller race. We just participate for 500 carats so they have someone to beat.
>>537307007Yes
Aren't alts just a waste of money? Normal uma: a whole new story. Alts: 3 tiny new events (that you'll just fastforward through after the first time).
WTF this month has a 31st? I want my club gibs tomorrow not in 2 days!!!!
>lose Satsuki Sho>no motivation to go on with the run
>>537307438alts are fine if they are your favorites or blatant powercreep like Maruzensky or Oguri.
>>537306830>>537307161you're going to get stat diffed. also you needed 1 more skill for groundwork.
>>537307375No, unless you have the future director card.
>>537307039Give her the eleven kids she wants as depicted in the doodles.
>>537307493One extra day for slackers to make up the last of their quota.
soon
>>537307634God I love big tits.
Finally got Oguri Cap. I was sure everything about her being a fatty was just because of the anime, but no, her whole character and her missions are almost all related to food kek
>mfw everyone says to save for summer maru or whatever>mfw im saving for full armor matikanesome of us are just built different...
>>537307007Scouting Tachyon essentially saved her legs. She's glued to you for basic needs. In return you smell like chocolate.
>>537307896She'll be my third wife (looser one day...)
>>537308007NISHINI FLOWER RUN, AKEBONO IS COMING
What do the umas do after their third year
why did the announcer call my uma ichiban niggy
>>5372976861 career is enough except when event drops. Maybe even run McQueen each run with hopeless stakes all in.
>>537308123breed their trainer
>>537307934i bet if you explain to tachyon the stress reducing effects of sex (oxytocin and dopamine release) she would do you whenever you ask
>>537307896I got 3 hot spring tickets in a row for chud nature. I think it might be a sign...
>bombs exploding outside my house again
>>537299080Noone thinks Curren Chan is pure and she never markets herself as such. She's cute but not pure.
>>537307039I'll tell her if she wins the finals we can get married
>>537297686>>537298059Do you guys just only focus on playing the game when doing careers? Career runs are pure 2nd monitor content for me (unless it's a new trainee and I'm reading the story events).
>>537308374
>>537306912Because she's the most normal and "boring"? Some people like their waifu to be a human being not a dog dosplaying as a horsegirl.
>>537308409Pure cuteness.
Umamusume is luck game. Just take it easy.
>>537297474hahaha holy shit
>>537308367Shouldn't the name be redacted too?
>>537308374let me guess, indog? deserved tbqh.
>>537308007sex
fucking EPIC
>>537302067>missed my December fan check by <1000
>>537308717those pixel sprites are pretty cute desu
Test
are stamina skills in career worthless for mediumstrying to increase my triple crown /hopeful stakes winrate
Broken Teio!
My absolute best umas can't clear 11k points, might be able to do it on a god run but even then, does it make sense in my current state to hoard carats for the kitasan rerun in THREE fucking months from now?
>>537308801idk what an Indog is it's some local government firework bombs that explode for few weeks near my house
How much until Hishi Akebono and Doto are released?I want big horses.
>>537308952They are super cute and the game is on sale for a not jewish price for once.
>>537309081timeline in op
>>537309081October/November.
My favorite content creators aren't putting out as many uma videos anymore :(
bread>>537309324>>537309324>>537309324
>if skills triggers she wins>is one doesnt she bricksWhat a gamba finals this will be
>>537309002Some JP guy's recs for career stam:>For URA career, my rule is get 250+ for derby (2.4k), 300 for classic arima(2.5k), 400+ for kikka sho(3k), 550 and golden recovery for tenno spring(3.2k), 600 for long final. For stadium, extra 400 sta for all mid-long.Someone else said 450 for 3k
>>537305365tail job images when?
>two 3* blue sparks today>they are all speed.That four 3* blue sparksj now.
When the golshi run is so shit with no spurt to add to it you just give up and try again
>>537308180The number of careers which you personally like to complete per day is irrelevant. I don't know why you felt the need to respond with such a pointless post.>>537308552Your ability to multi-task has absolutely nothing to do with the original post and it's quite bizarre that you felt the need to mention it.
>forced to either use taishin that has shit growth rates>or forced to gamble spurt sparks on goldshipjesus christ this CM is so bad
>>537309105Is it voice acted?
>>537310074Yeah
>>537309051I'd honestly just quit the game. That's genuinely not a meme answer. Without a proper deck you have no means of engaging in the game's content outside the single one off career stories in any meaningful way. Kit reroll is months away and even if you go all in on that, the accelerated scedule means you're past the point where you're getting the high value out of her she initially had as it will be powercrept fairly soon. Once that happens you'll be in the same spot you are in now. Constantly trying to play catch up with the meta which, despite what the people simping hard for cygames due to their sunken cost fallacy and stockholm syndrome will tell you, you need to follow if you want to partake in the MP. This isn't even mentioning trainee banners which you'll be missing out on because of your focus on supports. Do you think that's worth it? That this is something you want to give months of your life to? Finishbreading the trainee stories and uninstall. Check out VNDB if you want to scratch the reading itch. Pick up a CRPG if you're craving the "wee numbers go up" experience. You're not missing out on much here and you'll never catch up without dumping wheelbarrows full of cash.
>>537307170getting cocky
>>537310181cool
>>537307039the right answer is ignore it., saying yes would only put you in a difficult position. At first, you might be able to keep the relationship hidden, but eventually she’d start wanting more, wondering why you can’t do normal couple things like going on dates or holding hands in public. But saying no is even worse. It would basically throw her into a full-on menhera state: she’d feel uncomfortable being around the person who rejected her, lose motivation to run, and might even avoid training just to not see you. So, the best choice is to simply ignore what you discovered
>>537296997LET'S FUCKKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>>537299262>Rice Shower conceived a foal that nightunfathomably based
>>537297474>find Still In Love's Youtube story with subtitles for eop>find this jewelI am fucking EATING today! God bless you faggots
PUFFY SWEEPY CHILD SLIT SOOBBBBBBB
>>537300568her new outfit is unfairly, unreasonably, outrageously hot. She's so incredibly hot now. It's unreal.
>>537301097Curren is a fucking WHORE
>>537303457holy fucking cute, saved
I feel good about this run
Someone post that natty aura pic