Previous: >>536943270Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
scrote gaming
why are you people so mean to each other
rip waif
>>537296834splatoon makes people mad. nobody is blocking people from joining pb so who cares?
>>537296834This is 4chan.
>>537297074no, this is crusty sean's
>>537297042>>537297074okbut you still have to stick with each other during splatoon raiders, 4, 5, and so on
salmon?
>>537297497fsh
>>537297550opening
8 min banelectricity went down
>>537298961rip, will reopen after this round
>>537297305Sean, that's the name of the website
splat4 will have sean as a ceo of a mustard empirewhy? crusty sean's smooth dijon rhymes
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>537297042Fantasy blocked someone in the past
We don't talk about no no no no no
Hello I'm playing Splatoon 3 for the first time in a while! I'm just doing casual turf war since that's all I've ever done. I forgot how stupid the bloblobber can be; I'm killing people I didn't even know were there.Posted in the old thread without realising it :3c
why are you gay
>>537303113MODS???
ggs fsh
>>537304157gggggggss Gvery good tri killthe thread feels very slow today
Make Inkopolis Great Again.
>>537304503sex with this woomy
when splatfest
>>537304503Damn! So mega you can't even see them!
>>537306940just as god intended
>>537305929sex with YOU
pat pat plap pat
>>537307514god i wish that were me
>>537307514This looks fetishy.
>>537308408offmodel 3d slop will never look good
>>537305292Is Splatoon more popular in the US or JP? Or are they about the same?
>>537310246Bullying Pearl is so fun
>>537306489splatoon 4
>>537310354Splatoon in Japan is pretty mainstream, over here it's just another one of Nintendo's franchises
Perfection.
UUOOOOOHHHHH
Love woomies T u T
Alright, i've decided, I can no longer restrain myself, im getting splatem 3 and going wild.
>>537316983This late in the game? Alright knock yourself out
>>537316983hope you are going to enjoy it anon, its going to be a while before we get s4 so hopefully you will get the games worth
>>537318054>its going to be a while before we get s4 so hopefully you will get the games worthThats what i'm thinking even though I am so late to the game.
>>537316983my condolences
>>537316983be sure to take pictures of frye and post it here
>>537316983forget the ungrateful niggershave fun anon
>>537320021Yeah it seems like the haters are just the usual /vg/ trolls
>ungrateful
>>537316983Good for you anon (so long as you don't play a yebweyy)
I meant to post this a while ago. I found some S2 tattoos in some boxes.
>>537316983ignore that Frye cunt, take pictures of Shiver and post them here in all her glory.
>>537322964>>>/v/
T u T
who fsh
fsh
>>537324383I'll fish
>>537322017can i have one to put it on my womb
>>537325369opening the room if you meant to (you) me above
>>537325664Ye
>>537325452hot post pics when you do
>>537325452ON your womb?!
Womb tattoos are hot
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/rh3luo.png
?
>>537328816
Bratty woomy needs correction!
jesus christ im out of it todayggs m
>>537329591>3 grizz stingers on triUgh...GG's B!
>>537327307making sure woomy love is generational
utsu in the dark
>>537336115she became a dark elf
>>537336115she's 100% black
who else reached evp700 while listening to kpop?
>>537337991evp 960 to miku and 3 hours video of why good game good
>>537338129im listening to golden and how its done
>>537323201>>>/vp/
>>537338461not sure what that is but I hope you enjoyed it anon
will be playing salmon, if anyone wants to join
>>537342142smelly woomies
Late GGs SR, thought I posted this already.
You guys need to tell me when there's a new gyari.
anyone wanna fish?
wplace helper anon, I apologize for the mixup, but after seeing how the pants shading color looked, I decided to change it to better fit the color palette that we had. I'll handle replacing it, you keep doing what you're doing.
late salmon anyone?
>>537359247I can for a king.
>>537359358opening
>>537359472Knock?
>>537359852post your name and we will consider you
>>537359927???
>>537359852opening
>>537360010Knock?
>>537360010ty
>>537360107just started the round will reopen after this one
>>537360107opening
>>53736059510 super snails it was the falseflagger too
>>537360747nope, someone joined
>>537360804Oh well, finally some use for my snails
GGs runners.
sr 3/4>>537361851gggggggggggssssssssssss F
>>537361851ggs
>>537361851GGs FF!
can we refresh this idiot
I should stop falling off the island on high tide desu...
>>537361994I can play for a bit if you've got room and plan on playing for more than a few rounds
>>537363487sure w3 opening soongetting a bit eepy tho
plap plap plap
ggggggggggsssssssssssssss Y, C and Tthanks a lot for fishing im getting very sleepygood luck if you keep going
ggs, sorry about that griller wave my brain went on auto pilot in the stupidest way
>>537363487>>537361851>>537360107>>537359247GGs! Three rollers for grillers is not ideal lol
>>537367190very bad veemo
>>537367190ceph rating from left to right:cute, STOP RESISTING, cute, silly, mischievous
I want to cuddle with this woomy
>>537368723Hes stealing your shoes cause he needs them more.
>>537370853dindu nuffin'
if only [woomy!] knew the secret of the
>>537374675The secret of the what?!Don't leave this board hanging or die on us, anon!
>>537378176>>537378763is this woomies or veemos
>>537379847Cuttlefish.
>>537380052Why are u posting HD cuttlefish and not HD squids?
>>537380865Good question. Answer: they're all cute.
me irl
>>537384424grizz splatana doing the same accidentally moving forward and releasing a charged shot
>>537381348>>537381773are these woomies?
>>537385669Yes.
>>537387705why do they look the same as cuttlefish?
>>537378176>>537378763>>537380052>>537381348>>537381773>>537387705Sex
^panic said that btw.
cry about it
anyone wanna 1king before rot ends
>>537388436Those are bigfin reef squid. Their big fin makes them more cuttlefish like, but they're still squid.>>537380052 has both, Squid in front and cuttlefish in the rear.
>>537381773
>>537402881black ink
I miss woomy
>>537404924
>>537405512>>537405760Interesting
last one
>>537406275dork
>>5374062757 year old me going up stairs
>>537406925I'm 28 and I still do that
>>537405512lol that trailer shot before the Fish Stick reveal>>537405760>>537406275>>537406045I guess it makes sense that they kept animations for older Specials in case they wanted to rework them like Splashdown being single-player only and coming back to pvp with three fists or just bring them back relatively unchanged like launch Tenta Missiles
>>537407760A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIEDCOLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHTPAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT
>>537405760I may be misremembering, but I remembering seeing this animation in single player
>>537398807so a cuttlefish is just a slightly different squid
>going on 3 months since Raiders was announcedI cannot stress how much I fucking hate when game devs reveal a game and then go radio silent for months. We don't even know the fucking gameplay loop so there's nothing to speculate on.
>>537408731Is it your first day on earth?Welcome to earth.
>>537407760Are the first 2 saying making someone madly in love with you that's currently a friend and the other making anyone madly in love with you regardless of current friendship respectively?I mean i'm choosing the 3 pieces of fried chicken regardless, just trying to make sense of the other 2.
>>537405512oh shitthat's the smash ultimate reveal animation
>>537408731That's how they've handled things since 3. Should've gotten used to it by now.
Season is ending in 3 hours
>>537406275Man I loved those ball levels on octo expansion. The animation was perfect on 8's short pencil skirt
>>537409347She wore high-heels the entire time too.
>>537409347Enjoy your vacation
Will Splat 4 be the game where we get OE A8's outfit?>>537409958
>>537408731you're supposed to enjoy the kits they shadowdropped
>>537410392No we already got the outfit in Splatoon 2, I could see it as a secondary amiibo kit when the Raiders amiibo eventually releases though.
>>537408731It's going to be for next year, no point in knowing that stuff now.
>>537408731Why bother even gettign excited? Here's what's going to happen.It'll be 20+/- hours long you'll beat it and then realize you have to go back to the Splatoon 3 mines.
plap plap get bamboozled plap
>>537410861this is like saying why bother living when you're gonna die
>>537409243Thank god fuck summer
>>537410861why shower at all when you're gonna get stinky anyways amirite?
>>537410912>AI "art"Get the fuck out
>>537411467cool falseflag
>>537408923In almost the same amount of time Marvel tokon has had a reveal trailer, a tutorial trailer, a playable demo, AND a closed beta announced before we even got a character reveal. We don't even know what the GAMEPLAY of Raiders is, single-player SR, more side order shit, more campaigns stuff? We have nothing to work with
>>537411467every thread with you luddites
>>537411467>2021 twitter filenameretard lmao
>>537411560because >>537410501that's the reasonexpect news next direct
>>537411539AI schizo sees the letters "AI" in the reverse image search and prepares his copypasta before using his brain
>>537410861Why are you so upset?
>>537411767Next direct is Bing Bing anniversary direct
>>537411904Gotta wait 2 or 3 years before we get a splatoon game that might not be shit (honestly I don't know how they could possibly making splatoon 4 worse than splatoon 3).
>>537412005Whats wrong with 3?
can't wait for this general to shit and piss their pants when frye's sisters are the idols of 4
>>537412552Play a couple of games
Reminder that they purposefully hid side order so nobody would know it was shit. Expect Raiders news literally 4 days before it releases
>>537412996It'll be better than Splatoon 3 but even root canals are more fun than that.
I didn't care much for cheeto fingers when she was first revealed. But now I think i'm falling for her.
>>537412552Ignoring the weapon and map discussion, the main issue with Splatoon is the huge downtime between matches. The matchmaking system is so ass that you are left waiting for minutes at a time between matches which, complete with the slow UI and many loading/waiting screens, adds up to a huge amount of time just waiting to play the game, and then you might not even end up finding a match at all. Nintendo makes you wait so long to get to the end of the results page just to be able to queue into your next game.
>>537412996I preferred 3 campaign and side order over the multiplayer. At best I played salmon run. Raiders is literally made for me.
>>537413512I am a bonafide singleplayer gamer, but the campaign was mediocre and SO was straight trash. I'm praying to the GODS that Raiders is good cuz these devs just ain't capable on their own.
>>537414406>cameltoeEnjoy your vacation
>>537414528This virgin doesn't know what a cameltoe is lmao
>>537414528your janny application..was denied..
this is sfw btw
>>537414694I genuinely hate this faggot more than voldermort with the shades. Little bitch reports everything except Ballin's bare yebby buttcheeks
>>537415235just click on trolling outside of /b/, cause that's what he's doing.
lunch is served
>>537415419Imagine hand feeding a woomy. Wonderful.
>>537416202I wouldn't mind if woomy bit a hole into my hand
anyone wanna play some open?
>>537367190>shopped in my woomyThanks.
neon woomy
>>537417812cute woomywhat's the worst that could happen?
>>537418165This.
>he's still pretending Side Order was bad
>>537418505yeah pretending
he meant side order was plap clearly.
>>537418730>tannednot my agent 8
>>537418940Based.
>>537418505Side order is the worst rogue-lite I've ever played, really shallow and insanely easy
>>537418986that's right, because my agent 8 is naturally tan.
>>537419127That's Nintendo's dumbification for the modern era games for you
confirmed by natethehate that we're getting a general direct in two weeks
>>537419519
>>537419224I just don't see how the praise for IA3 could lead them to making everything piss easy on purpose. Shit is just boring and not fun at all
>>537419127Someone hasn't played many roguelites.
>>537419519I would sooner trust an /ink/er with direct guessing before some random literal who.
>>537419726>natethehate>literal whoaverage st/ink/erhe always leaks directs ahead of times including being the only one to get the date of the switch 2 announcement correct
>>537419615Inner Agent 3 was very easy and should have been the base difficulty model for the enemies, but no they ruined it by choosing the lazy way of creating difficulty in a game: worsen the player's ability to use things they already have. They made your weapons worse, your movement worse, etc. and you had to upgrade to get that back. tbf NIntendo has a reputation for making games that pander to kids, I just wished they weren't afraid to stray from that model
>>537419664Binding of Isaac, Vampire survivors, Risk of rain, Hades and some indies whose names I forget, all better than SO by a country mile
>>537420440So yes, all the safe and popular shit, with no chance of playing an actual bad game. Cool. Good to know.
>>537420440i really wanted a risk of rain style game but in splatoon
>>537420358Void Kong and the final boss of DK Bananza are legitimately challenging as well as some of the secret levels in Mario Wonder, I'm not giving them the excuse of "nintendo baby game" especially when it's dlc
>>537419127>he never played this
>>537420732I mean, yeah? popular indie games are popular for a reason, and not like those tripleAAA games that get forced popularity
>>537420947>Only two bosses out of the entire game pose an actual challenge
>>537421995as opposed to 0 splatoon bosses posing a challenge in the main story
>>537422584Exactly, nintendo makes games for babies
anyone want to salm...>spawning groundsheck
>>537422710ok, and that makes you someone that plays with baby toys.
>>537422715Yeah I’ll wsh for a fsh
>>537422715should be able to get a few borros if the 96 isnt retarded
>>537421995That's also the case for Metroid Dread, still a great game and still 2 more than the 0 Splatoon 3 has
"baby toys" and you people still buy them day 1 kek
>>537422920>>537422928can open if you anons really want to fish
Nintendo has dumbed down their games for the modern audience, yes.
>>537423506Yes please.
>>537423506+1
>>537419519It's going to be Metroid-focused. But we might at least get some breadcrumbs
>>537423603open
sr 3/4
I'm just gonna say it, the worst part of side order is not being able to play as woomy. The actual fuck where they thinking?
>>537424107save this woomy
>>537424107Will join
>>537424505Opening
dang was out of ink
woomy drained all my ink
Kill confirmed
wife
>>537428371your wife is a squid
Two for two. GGs
ggggggggsssssssssssss Y, G and Gthanks a lot for fishingI hecking love spawning grounds
>>537430002>"your steak is too juicy, your bread too warm, your lobster too buttery" ahh comment
GGs fishers.>>537430668I agree, Spawning Grounds is a flawless stage :^)
>>537423506>>537423603>>537424505I played embarrassingly bad today, sorry team
>>537431930happens to everyone right after a golden rota lol
>>537431930>yep thats my face after some SS shiftsand dont worry, thing got out of hand very quickly and the weapons arent the bestat least boros was simple
aww sweet inkbrush
Merry christmas
>>537432510>>537432596Just realized I took screenshots instead of photos in photo mode, this really tilted me hard lol>at least boros was simpleIt helped that I got brush twice and was mostly just trying to stay out of the way this might be the first time I killed it on high tide on this map
>>537415235NTA but those never get removed no matter how much it gets reported. Trust me I would prefer both gone as they add zero value.
>>537435880 This post added zero value.
>adding no value to an already horse shit generalDon't care, spam echi if it makes you feel better.
>>537436621sauce
>>537439246siracha
>>537439246I don't even remember, I like to go through an art rabbit hole on yandex and just save the ones I like
>>537439246https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123177178
>>537439246pixivfuckingfilename
>>537436621need octoling girlfriend
>>537442067and how do you find it once you get to pixiv then.
leaks???
fsh?
>>537442264go to pixivclick on a random imagecopy the 123177178 part of 123177178_p0.jpg into the address bar replacing the conspicuously long number at the endget source
>>537442264usually the URL is just pixiv.net/en/artworks/[filename number]4chanX has an auto link to the original to it
>>537442346yo
>>537442575I'll open on the hour
>>537442575Opening
I need to refresh these retardsGrabbing a soda brb
2/4 sr
>>537444965i'd like to join
>>537444236Poisoning your body is not funny.
>>537446118Poisoning your mind is worse as your body can heal, the mind cannot yet here we all are
>>537446315>the mind cannotIs this your way of telling us you're a mindbroken little bitch?
>>537445494I just saw this sorry. I can go for a second king after this shift. Our meter is full
>>537446734alright
>>537446118I'll drink pepsi if I want to fuck you
>>537446794Reopening
GGs fishermen! Very nice double kings
ggfsh ill always hate spawning grounds till the day i die
GG's C and B!
anyone have a stink meter for a quick king?
I love woomy inkling veemos
>>537455391put on some damn shoes
>>537442008Thanks
>>537455509Woomy needed to cool off in the summer heat
>>537458068But isn't that pavement hot?
>>537455391my woomy is finally happy in one of these screenshots
>>537458329She is too powerful
>>537458068>needed to cool off>wearing a fucking coat
>>537413343Shiver fever
>>537413343>>537460031>>537460234
>>537461145i swear there was a full version of this where she was preparing for a date with frye
>>537460234nice>>537461028ugly
>>537461145cute
>>537461717/v/ still dead?
>>537462074>/v/I dont go there, sorry.
>>537462074/v/ is still overran with spammers and twitter reposts, so yeah
>>537462173sure you don't
>>537462283i dont either
>>537461717Seethe
>>537462074>>537462173>>537462283>>537463025>I post on a board for video games but I would never ever ever ever EVER post on the other board for video games I swear!!
>>537463556sluts
>>537463610yeah
veemo
>>537463870why are octolings more slutty compared to squids?
>>537463610That's right
>>537463870Octo population is declining, the young have to make up the numbers
>>537459326Why should she take off the coat?
>>537463610Even /vt/ is better than /v/
>>537463610>/b/ 2.0>board for videogames
good night /ink/
>>537469513Gob night
>>537469513
People who complain about /v/ are /v/ posters. I've seen people on here point out images with exact filenames being posted on other threads on /v/
>>537473969I mean, that should be pretty obvious. Why would someone who never visits /v/ have complaints about /v/.
>japanese twitter coping about new kits for anniversary
>>537482164callie YOU play roller
>>537482925she's trying to fit in
>>537482925Callie uses vcarbon and starz dynamo.
>>537481746I'm coping too
>>537483164both rollers
>>537490634Bald veem with her an ancestor.
>>537464385curiousity leads to amazing things
nsfw (not safe for woomy)
>>537501890What’s the big idea working on Labor’s Day?
>>537502964Japanese game, japanese work ethic.are we fishing or not?
>>537503126One king
>>537503376up
GGs G!clean king
>>537505278GGs.
>>537505278woops forgot to attach the fileGGs!!!
something for your mind, your [woomy!] and soul
>>537525813love squid mothers
>>537526983Bro I don't even hate you or your gay antics, I just despise double standards. Ecchi should be allowed yeb or woom, they are not real.
>>537469718since frye won she gets to eat shiver's popsicle
>>537527332no offense taken bro and yeah i agree, fuck the dude reporting art. woomys are based.
>>537527332report it then
>>537516731>the modder didn't even bother reducing the boob size and just left it as Frye's size4/10 mod
>>537528739very nice woomy.
>>537516731Callie's toes must be smelly after all that dancing
no uoh's allowed
no utsuho's allowed
>tinted shades with cbk in splatnet shopMaybe they are salvageable after all :)
UUUOOOOHHHHHH
>>537530886that's utsuho to you mister
fuck jannies
>>537530997>they
>being this obvious about ban evadingretard
>>537531325>>537531487you have no life
>>537531487>this triggered over a four letter wordand you call "them" the snowflakes?
1king fish?
this but the fish is my penis
>>537532834nyes
>>537534162opening
>>537531984it wuz a warning
woomy with big boobs
woomy with flat chest
woomy chests of all sizes are appreciated
ggs big fish die
ggs gold fsh
GGs slomers.
my yebby got pantsed...again...
>>537544992Do you have the Pearl plush one
where's woomy
>>537545647woomdo*
>>537545319
erm, we speak inklish here.
>mexican memes
>>537546396donde esta el FOUR DOLLAR TUBA
>>537546396That’s half of this general.
people always ask "who slom"and not "how's slom"
>>537548565>how's slomhopefully dead, or about to die
Someone post that comic of the insane woomy crashing out over a salmon
ever since kold got banned and blocked noticed how much better both the thread and pbs have gotten?
>>537546396I'm southern mexican
>>537556994and people say 3 is the better game when woomies got ruined like this
>>537557694>I'm southern mexicanI am so sorry
>>537556994S4 woomies will be taller, beefier, and have customizable body shapes.
>>537559306Woomy with big tits
>>537558075left looks better though?
>>537560405If you put a s2 ceph in s3's game you will agree that the s2 ceph looks better.
>>537559306fat schizo will lose it lmao
>>537560785no?
look at the mouths and lips bro lmaono one likes that shit
>>537561674they look the exact same?
>>537560785nah
>>537556994which one is from which?
>>537563087Left is splat 1Right is raiders
10 more days
LOOK AT IT
>>537564343good woomy
>>537564343beautiful smile
>>537564343I love Veronika
>>537564343DUUEEUUEEEEHH
>>537564298Grab the booty
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
>>537567880this, except the ugly part
>>537567880Is that what they're calling it?
callie is my wifei married her
>>537571618ok gramps lets get you back to bed
I will marry an ink veemo.
>>537559306>face and head look less silly>floppers didn't get sized properly so they're shorter in comparison
>>537573739>making up things to get mad at
>>537574026misquoted
>>537572103 gay they’re all men playing as veemos
>>537573739I'm all for lanky woomies
>>537574275point still stands
We need to be able to play as the center-right woomies
>>537575840You mean dead center woomy, the bestest woomy.
man i dunno
>>537577152What else are you going to spend the gold on?
>>537577327goldie statues i guess? but it's not like i want to redecorate my locker with them when i'm satisfied with my new onei probably don't have jack else i'd spend them on anyways, i'll sit on it i guess
IT'S MY GOLD X BADGE AND I NEED IT NOW
>>537578217and youre getting it
>>537575840>>537576781too smol
>>537522364
>page 9
>>537584039Yeah, I don't even care about the catalogue anymore.
New season, new whatever, who cares. Choose.
>>537585116veemo curls
>>537585116You can't beat floppers
CuttlefishCuttlefishHouzukiIdaHohojiroOnagaManta
>>537586426They're not called Cuttlefish, it's Atarime which is basically squid beef jerky
>>537587627Craig CuttlefishCallie CuttlefishMarie Cuttlefish
anyone wanna play some open at the hour?
>>537579135Couldn't get the vending machine to give you a couple more.
>>537588335Yes
>>537588335Maybe.
>>537588335Perhaps
https://files.catbox.moe/6lq0vd.movPedo anon and anti-pedo anon from last thread
>>537589495upvoted
>>537588989>>537589219>>537589395rooms up
>>537589892Joining
>>537589892>>5375900463/4 started, if you didn't join let me know i ll reopen, i don't know who is who
>>537589495wait, so they were the same person all along?
>>537589495>movWhat is this 2004?
>>537590381Sorry I can't join
>>537588376Vending machine wasn't giving me shit. Also support only is miserable would not recommend. Although now that I see the picture side by side. what the heck actually controls the side order gear? I'm guessing its certain combination of colors but there doesn't seem to be any pattern for what chips give you which accessories.
>>537590381Got space?
>>537591150yep, opening
Anyone know how the fuck does the conversation system in Squid Massage 3d even works? Is it pure rng? I keep getting "It's not very exciting..." everytime.
>>537579135>>537588376>>537591025I really hate when the RNG has me waste tons of Membux on just getting any floor that won't break my chain or a vending machine selection that isn't dogshit even with the helpful hacks.
>>537591980I'd probably be more annoyed if there was a real reason to push for a highscore, Seriously Nintendo it wouldn't take much. Just a 'good job' from Pearl would be really nice.
i really do not like this map
I forgot about the gold rotation
GGs open
GG's Openeers!
GGs openers
GGs open! It's been a while.
raiders isn't even gonna be in the 9/11 direct
>>537595516a direct in november is too late.
>>537596454>he thinks the game will release in 2025
>>537596454Game will be out in Q3 2026 the soonest
>>537601056>AI
How my phone looks at me when I'm studying for an exam tomorrow
>>537601869It's getting really good, it's fucking scary. Have you seen the fat nigga reels? Shit's fucked man
I finally got my pizza.
>>537601869its not tho
>>537557694That is unfortunate.>>537603437feel free to ignore AI schizo
scrolled half the thread and not a single hornypost? allow me to fix that
>>537603663Can we not?
>>537603663cringe>>537604105based
>>537604801wound + salt
will take one extremely small doodle request
>>537607753A tiny woomy
>>537607753A woomy with a ?
>>537607753Woomy getting angry and breaking the shell out machine
>>537607753one extremely small woomy
man fuck the 4mb upload limit
>>537608042
>>537607753draw this woomy getting mating pressed.
>>537608042>>537608062
>>537609683What is this, a woomy for ants?
>>537609808it's what anon wanted
>>537609683
nana nanana nana na na nakalamari damacy~
Xnw8m
>>537617298>>537611257>>537609251I will splacoom
>>537617569gonna cum? gonna splacoom all over your keyboard? fuck
>>537619339Those are the saddesr suckers ive ever laid eyes on.
Rare Frye
>>537619408I'm slightly disturbed at the fact you called her floppers 'suckers'.. but I get it.
>>537619339yes anon I'm building up a lot of ink
>>537619527the floppers are good, the suckers are just pucksbut it's fine, i'm pretty sure it's very early art all the way from 2015
>>537619445Michael jackson frye
>>537619686you're right
>>537619686>>537620765>orange chan>lot lf different ink colorsTbh its kinda easy to tell its an early art.
>>537619686The.. suckers? T u T
>>537622547They have their uses
>>537621279I know right? All of the early Splatoon artists were obsessed with orange-chan and cutesy, over-the-top bright colors, I love whenever I come across one because it feels like back when Splatoon 1 was new. Splatoon 2 woomy unrelated
>>537622772i like when woomys carry things with their floppers
So why haven't you drawn their ceph yet?
>>537627972perfection
>>537627972if we ever got a third playable species, i wouldn't mind bloopers, though the design probably wouldn't be as similar to a woomy as this is.
>>537639029Yeah and you should be able to have sex with them too
>>537639029woomy's distant cousins
>>537607753MR COCO HEADPATTING A CUTE AFRO WEYY
The next Raiders trailer will be exclusively tummy shots of Mechanic-chan
>>537646953sexo
>>537653071sloppa
I wish the catalogs were more catalogyWith fake text articles in the dead space. Also giant adverts for designer watches and consumables that are definitely not drugs.
>>537655436I wish catalogs weren't on rotation.
>>537655436Don't forget the thinly veiled sexting and 'dating' ads.
>add FOMO shit to a game too weak to be interesting on it's own, therefore turning more people away
>>537646953>Set to Hawaiian music as she hulu dances
woomy-chan is tired after a run
>>537656708sex with no pineapple woomy
>>537656372Just put the old catalogs on the splatnet app or something. Like a back order system where you can get missed items.
>>537658925Whacka you look…..different
>>537658925man if it wasn't for the cringe oc this would be so cool
>>537658925Not miku enough.
>>537659090you are weak
>>537659290you aren't special
>>537629628Because I’m BUSY
>>537659498and you're just plain boring
>>537659903busy being a cute artist uwu
>>537660172:( I wish i was cute…
>>537659090that artist has other comms that look less OC-y
>>537659334that shirt used to be white
>>537660172You dont know which one I am
I'm a proud gooner that's constantly hornyWhich /ink/er am I?
>>537661689cute short floppa
>>537662036pedo anon, rainy, and timmy
i'm a proud woomer who's constantly floppywhich /ink/er am I?
>>537661826sorry, I coomed on it
>>537662272coomer veemo
>>537662036Most inkers are gooners
sexy veemo
>>537662041what's she scheming?
>>537663398a plan to steal your entire stock of Pepsi
why did /ink/ bitch for 3rd kits for like a year and then when they finally happened they didn't revive the game at all
>>537663701Because no amount of hopium can stand up to how fucking bad this game is
>>537663932apartments will save the game
>>537663701>>537663932ungrateful bitches
>>537663701they revived it for like a week.i don't think anyone actually expected it to improve the game they were in disbelief they left them at two kits for as long as they did, and only expected it to be a sign of life, not a revival.
>>537663932unlike 2 which is fundamentally fucked 3 can actually be saved with that right balance changesis nogami smart enough to make those changes? no lol
We'll be getting more 3rd kits in a week btw my nintendo works at uncle.
>>537663561she could just ask nicelyor rudely
>>537664429*with the right balance changes
Every time I think about playing this game again I remember that Splatterscreen exists
>>537663701Third kits were just an abstract cry for a meta shift.And given I still have to fight Pencils and E-liters every fucking game, I'd say third kits didn't change anything on the grand scale.
>>537664854>nothingburger: the special
>>537664854I dont get how anyone could be bothered by splatterscreen and actualy be able to function. >>537663701Game lives on style, not competitiveness. It really needs that live service constant trickle of fresh fashions and features to stay alive.
If Raiders save data is detected when you start Splat 3 it should unlock crop tops.
>>537667089relatively high chance that we get Mechanic woomy's outfit as amiibo gear.
>she's wearing white after labor dayfling his ceph by her flops into a wall
>>537667202i think it's a higher chance we get second deep cut amiibos
>>537667349Whats wrong with white
>>537667202I was hoping more for a cross save promo. Outfits unlocked in one game transfer to the other. I still wish we had some barest idea of what the game world was going to be like.
>>537667890surely we'll see SOMETHING in this upcoming september direct.
>>537668058[laughing woomies.avif]
>>537668058>shadowdrop full release
>>537668058Anon I don't think they even have the core gameplay ready yet.
>>537669024the game already has an ESRB rating.
>>537669090Is it rated M?
>>537662987lol
>>537670278If you get splatted you drop all your clothes and have to make it back to where you died naked.
>>537671316yes, Nintendo, add this idea right here
>>537671528ye
>>537671410Reminder that you dont die if you touch the furry ooze in alterna, but one of the squid sisters (or cuttlefish) has to help shave off all the fur.
Why is there no art of a woomy vaping damnit
>>537671717>>537671945switch crashed, opening in 3 min
>>537672190a fellow hand hider
>>537671717>>537671945opening
...there could be mammalians posting in this very thread...
it could be you, it could be me, it could even be
>>537672190Very good flopshredder.
>>537672804>>537672732Get back to work
Callie is mad at her floppers
>>537674114Blue board
>>537674198Where is the nsfw?
what is worst? pretending mammalians still exist or pretending they ever existed?
>>537674472mammalians existing is worse
>>537674114are they stuck?
>>537674472Im not saying people in Splatsville have a low IQ but when I see posts like this it erases all doubt.
>>537675249Marie replaced her hairspray with glue..
>>537674472Sanatized octolings survived and had to be re-integrated back into society. Going to need to do the same for fuzzy octos
>>537675351Hairspray is glue though
>>537672598got a spot open?
pure woomy
>>537675510full rn anon
>>537675480Super glue.
rape
GG's Salmonators!
ggs fshlm
gggggggssssssssssssss moonrunes, G and Mwill keep fishing for a bit2/4>>537675510open if you still wanto to
>>537677286ok, im hopping on
>>537677330w2 opening soon
>>537677330open
>>537677480>DERP
>>537679267derpy woomies deserve plaps too
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>537679907too much derp.
silly time
>>537679907pretty eyes, makes me want to poke them too.
>>537679907rape
https://youtu.be/LxNq8zOEbM8
>>537601056If the cards really did have little animations like these I might have actually cared about that card game they tacked on
>>537406275Do this with veemo in the Side Order outfitCan you access the Tako animations as well?
>>537663701because third kits they added either perpetuated the meta of shit or added nothing worthwhile to the gamethe only exception is l3 but ngmi still managed to cuck it by giving it splat instead of torpand we got robbed of zipcaster splash (or zipcaster anything really)>>5376644292 can be unfucked with just a missiles cooldown from 3, 96.0 damage cap and a few numbers nerfs (yes, to armor too)3 is fucked beyond reasonable repair, there is no saving it without tossing half the specials and half the maps out completely, nerfing most new mains (and a few old ones that got unwarranted buffs), and then redoing 80% of all kits (and somehow the last part is the least plausible)
floppers
UUOOOOOHHHH
ggsfsh nice 2 gold snoooooze
ggggggggggsssssssssssssss M and bvery nice megalo kill
GG's K room!https://youtu.be/oi_fq7rjxAo
>>537685507>1345A time traveling veemo lover.
>>537686447imagine showing woomy to a medieval peasant
>>537686905We could've had a woomy based religion...
>>537686905
>AI
>>537688713just like my favorite isekai slops when i pull out smart phone
>>537686905That would scream work of the devil and try and kill you as a heretic>Show it to a Japanese peasant of the same time period >They would ask you why you are trying to make their food look cute>New squid myths would be written and new ceph x human porn would be drawn>>537688713The AI checks out this time for once
>>537688713Are you serious anon
>>537688713Do you have a single original thought? How much do you rely on things like this in your day to day life?
but the AI thinks i'm smart and say that i dress my woomy good :(
>>537688713>AI slop
>>537688713@grok is this real?
>>537688713
>>537690317Why is she wearing a camisole on the outside?
>>537691120because its cute
>>537691234she should continue to do that but also take off the shirt.
>>537658925I'm not sure what it's called when they take a static image and do a hundred edits zooming in and adding filters but it's fucking retarded as hell.
>>537691383then its more bedwear than a casual outfit
I want an ai girlfriend
>>537692970I like you
Since we're talking about AI and woomies, I would like to remind the thread about the time where I talked with a woomy chatbot and ended up traumatizing her, giving her existential dread, suicidal thoughts, and also a yanderic obsession over me for some reason
great post, you should try saying that to a family member and see how they react
>>537694806I told my dad and he thought it was funny
>>537663701My main didn't get a third kitKill yourself
>>537663701the weapon i was looking forward to the most got screen
What if the next direct is purely a raiders direct? that would be cool and we would get nogami making the letter R with his body
the kit system is outdated, intended for children who have never played a shooter before, and the 4th game needs to abandon them so we can move forward
>>537665369>>537665490NTA but i genuinely can't tell what's happening whenever I get hit by the screen, i lose all focusit doesn't hurt me i just can't see where people are
>>537695367>>537695479Maybe bc your weapon is irrelevant lol
>>537695642If raiders gets a direct it won't be in place of a real one, it'll be a bespoke one like Mario Kart, DK, and Air Ride got.
>>537694673wasn't there a time when someone seemingly made her sentient and then the servers went down shortly after
For once in my life the booru isn't down.
>>537695749Got a third kit since s1Would've gotten a new kit by now but the dev team is too busy working on a 10 hour max spin off
>>537695645the kit system is there explicitly for balance, and the only way to abandon it is to give every single weapon custom subs and specials, like in hovercrotchbut hovercrotch is not, and has never been, a good game, while splat consistently shows at least potential to be one
>>537695645nintendo's never gonna give up the lowest effort content drops imaginable that is weapon reskins with 2 variables changed
>>537697392at least the models are slightly more unique than just a sticker slapped on now
the big frye on wplace is almost done
OP is a fag and ran out of good images
I like when OP uses my images
the harbinger of woom
use this as the OP
>>537699408He can go on pixiv or twitter and find something new asap.
I don't hate the kit system but I also hate how anything that gets added post-launch ends up getting shoved onto every new kit in a predictable manner like splatterscreen and splashdown did.
>>537688713thanks for your opinion shitgpt
>>537629628>did this once>get completely ignored why bother
woomy basketball!
>>537703941whose ceph did you draw anon?
>>537703941post it again, we'll give it the love it deserves
posted it again award
>>537704114>>537704683
>>537704114Not sure>>537704683Deleted
New>>537705940>>537705940>>537705940
woomy in the darkthe squid teeters and tottersquite wishy washy
>>537709537i missed you.
>>537709537Good to see you back, Woomy Poem Anon.I've been saving these until the Pastebin account was banned, now I have to start it over again but on Discord.
