POCHIE WEEKEND!troondle ACK!-ed>Recent NewsBlizzard files a criminal RICO case against TurtleWoW, Shenna and her entire teamKezan and Menethil mergedExplorer contract allegedly giving full xp to Menethil chadsMysterious 1.5gb patch without notesAscension crew is passing tools to Epoch team to do content fixes in the upcoming daysexpect bugfixescheevos fixed, explorer rewards fixed, classes beginning to be fixedHunter finally nerfedLog in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.>https://ascension.gg/>What is Project Epoch?A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.>1500+ New quests>2000+ New creatures>2000+ New bugs>2000+ New items>...and MORE!!For more info read their website>https://www.project-epoch.net/>Guilds<DESU> Gurubashi Alliance<Thousand Tusks> Kezan<Racial Knowledge> Kezan<The Shrouded Atlas> Kezan (Explorer's Contract)Previous Thread>>537269283
Imagine shilling so hard that you get hit with a RICO lawsuitLol, lmao even
imagine not having companion skills
PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL PUT ME BACK ON MENETHIL
>>537309064Balance should be about summoning woodland creatures to fight for you instead of being a lamer mage
How long until the next crash are we thinking bros, I'm guessing 40 mins
gurubashi is a pve server now lmao
>Hey anon... should we roll together on fresh? You can be a big strong warrior and I could be your personal healer...
>>537309064bros how do i level this up? im only at 1 but my night elf priestess wife is at 300 and she claims she doesnt know how
>>537309350Crash? Guru has been smooth as fuck. Doesn't even go down for server restarts!
>Only managed to get 10% exp even after 4 hours of constantly getting gankedPlease tell me it gets better than this on Gurubashi
What's the horde/ally balance on guru
>>537309578if you are behind the curve on guru, you are just fucked
>>537309414Russian prostitutes look like that?!
>>537309578what's your level? sounds like you fell behind the pack in which case enjoy this for the rest of your levels
>>53730958057 H / 43 A
>>537309064only white femhuman hunters are able to raise it...
Howdy ya'll. Since turtle no longer has a future I'm going to switch over from ambershire. What is the better server on epoch? Does kezan have crossfaction like on turtle?
>>537309578it does get better, soon you'll barely get a bar an hour if you try to do anything outside of an instanceoh you meant better for youoh yeah no, this is the best it will ever get for you
>>537309812Yes but only on the PvE server. There's one PvE server and one PvP server. Pick the one you like
>still need 300g for epic mount>tired of questing
>>537309812its going to be buggy, early 2000s jankcrossfaction works perfectly
>>537309812yes kezan is crossfaction but sometimes it bugs out, I've caught these ones so far:>opposite faction players turn hostile while in party>opposite faction turns friendly including npcs
>>537310082how much gold is riding + mount
TURTLEFAG STATUS?
>>537310175skill was 800g mount was like 40 I think
>>537310195raped
>>537310082sell your body to me and ill give you the last 300g
>>537308723Prolly AU Yrel
>>537310175900 total at revered
>deleted his turtle vidsAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>537310310>dual spec and epic riding are still the same pricekaytotes...
Is there any possible way to make shadow priests good?
>>537310802youtubers never delete videos, they just hide them
>I'm still rooting for twow to come out of this but damn>-There is no way they come out of this without server shut down, unless the person being sued lives in Russia or some shit.>you're not gonna believe thisKek
>>537310802>streamer drama4chan is 18+, son.
Alex status?
>Gnomes can't be huntersExplain this
What the fuck are you meant to do about Eranikus's billion ghost druid adds that spam Moonfire and Starfire on the entire party? We had a 60 mage and could barely get him to half health in our three attemps. That boss seems legitimately impossible unless your whole party massively outlevels and outgears the rest of the dungeon.
>>537308895Need to see her adult form milking a shota
MINE!
>UE5 will save Tur-AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>537310802>Turtle was stupid enough to get Youtubers to shill their server
Why are the TWoW devs banning & muting anyone on the discord for bringing up Shenna when it's literally the first thing on the document?
>>537311095kill adds faster nublet
>>537311290Stop spreading misinformation chud.
people look at this and think it's attractive
No I will not join your 5 man party and exp penalty myself for this generic kill quest. Yes I will tag multiple mobs while you seethe at me in whispers. Mene chads always win.
it is so fucking fun to watch how the world opinion turned on irritating mutt subhumans over the last few yearsbe it on any private server (right now im on aryan turtle) people cant stand amerimuttsi love it
>>537310082its time to seduce orc men
>>537311246people are saying they paid for turtle ads to play on official wow vids, no idea if that's true but it does sound like something they would be stupid enough to do
redridge is unplayable on kezan, there are 6 million niggers and default respawn rates
>>537311532You are a terrorist
>>537311532*stands there and watches you die*
>>537311605It's actually the opposite, people are sick of playing with third worlders and browns on private servers. Despite you guys being the majority, you're the ones that suck at games
>>537308895If I was blizzard i would just ddos the shit out of turdle lol
>>537311524we took what we could get back then
>>537311726You Menethil refugees made questing terrible, it was fine before you got here
>>537311605>4chan (american invention)>wow (american invention)>internet (american invention)sit down. be humble.
>>537311712I haven't seen an ad in 5+ years because of my blockers but I do know that ascension ads and ads for raid boosting would play on official wow videos and wow youtuber videos
>>537311605>w-we only recently started hating americaI can't believe there are people dumb enough to fall for this retarded narrative. You've always cried about America.American game and American website btw, you chimp.
so why exactly we cant have 3 serverskezan1kezan2kezan3???
>>537311987>stolen from japs>stolen from brits>stolen from britswelp
They need to be quick to add the cash shop cause blizz is coming for ascension next
>>537309578pvp servers are only for the unemployed just dont fall for it next fresh
>>537312230they are not comingascension is blizz controlled, they even have blizz devs working on it
>mutt niggers instanly butthurtreally are a pathetic, weak stock
Did I miss the boat? Is it too late?
>>537312135That's what kaytotes was originally planning to do until the server was sabotaged
>>537312601nah there's an npc that teleports you if you miss the boat
>>537312605he sabotaged himself lets be honest
>>537310802He deleted his epoch videos too anon...
>>537309190After Menethil was merged with Kezan, I tried out TWoW for a few days and it feels much more polished.>Spawn rates are currently high and even collectible items spawn immediately after>Quests are more fun>Mounts can be rented for 50 copper>Hardly any bugs
As a Horde rape gang member I almost feel bad for Guru alliance
TROONDLE HYPE...TROONDLE HYP-ACK*deletes videos*send help to us turtlexisters and quick!!! we need HRT stat!
did pochie win bwos?
>>537313087I don't, we warned them this would be how the pvp server ends up and they kept posting smug anime girl pics about how it'll be a perfect 50/50 balance
>weapon skills are missing>companion skillwhat a GAME
>>537313082hey you are good to hop off the shilling while we work through these legal troubles not sure if well be able to make the turtle coin payroll this week
>>537313269Thanks for the update Shenna
>>537312184>nuked by america>defeated by america>defeated by americagg ez
>>537313269>trans flagAll you need to know
>>537313269torta...
>>537313318no Project Epoch is filled with over 4000+ Bugs and many are even gamebreaking
>>537313483>mutt slave thinking xir has any relation to xir corporate overlordswhy do you dumbfucks still feel that you belong to some sort of "collective"? will never understand this profoundly retarded american göyspeak
>sneed will be NERFED!>the """nerf""" is just slight increase to the damage it takes to explode>completely meaningless as it implodes instantly in dungeons>it's also the wotlk version where the explosion damages the target unlike the tbbc versionPoochie devs are pretty clueless desu, not that I'm complaining
Oh, NOW they want the team up.
>>537313945Stop posting that bitch, animetard.
>>537313960LMAO, so fucking desperate
>>537313960>if we die epoch has to die tooLMAOOOOOO HOLY
>5 refined salt>30g each>or 3 days per crafthaha yeah nah bro
>>537311086the knots would destroy them
>>537314392You in a rush to complete the quest or something?
>>537311115its in the last thread
>>537310802He even left the epochcord
>americans banned from turtle>lawsuit against any american private server>also trump diedbazzed blizzshart keeping eu white
>>537314629I'm curious what it leads to since it's the capstone questchain for leatherworking
Project Epoch was really rushed too many Gamebreaking Bugs. They should take all Servers offline until most of the Bugs are fixed and they should bring back Menethil
>>537314760Well then you'll find out in two weeks
>>537314707all you need to do is stop using an american website and you'll be free!
>>537314760do all professions have quests?where is the alchemy one?
>>537314909it'll be longer than that, gonna keep selling the salts until I get epic mount at least
>>537314797if there weren't people playing how many of these bugs would they have actually foundremember they had 4 beta tests over multiple years
>>537314797Their core is beyond shit and trying to raid its going to be a shitshow. Server still needs several years of development due their old core, doesn't worth the effort.
>>537313575B-but the countdown to classic bros did a whole podcast on it and said it was amazing..
>>537314986dunno, I'm not an alchemistI found the LW one in darnassus
>>537311115>>537300339
>>537314998>small beta tests full of yesmen and simpsDon't do this kids or you'll end like Epoch.
>>537315196kino
>>537314998>>537315004>>537315107It can be nice when you only do PvP and don't have to do quests WHERE IT FEELS LIKE EVERY THIRD OR SECOND ONE IS BUGGED OR THE DEEPRUN TRAM SUDDENLY CONSISTS OF ONE CARRIAGE?! All the mobs are way too overtuned and the class balance is really screwed up.
>want to quest>every toothless european and american dad gamer is killing mobs the second they spawnThank you for the server merge dutch
>>537314909
>>537315374The problem is that the merge came far too early, but no adjustments were made to the spawn at all, or the spawn rates are totally crazy.
>>537315367mobs feel fine on my warlock
>>537315540kek
>>537314992>inb4 reward is an epic mount
>>537315367>All the mobs are way too overtunedWhat class are you playing?
>>537315367You can just admit the game is too difficult for you, people will understand. This server continues to filter most casual players which is great.
>>537315540I recall that reference!
>most pvp sets have generally useful set bonuses>warlock gets fucking 0.2s cast reduction on immolate (only destro uses this spell) and 15% pet healseriously why do they hate this class so much?
>only destro uses this spellRetard
>>537315873can you link all the sets I wanna see the bonuses :)
join <Bullies> on gurubashi horde
>>537316004It's a dps loss for affliction and demo, yes
>>537315680more like a title
why are amerimutts obsessed with calling everyone a tranny in this server?
>>537316228Saar....
>relog to install the new patch>all my maps are now blank>still lost my polearm skill>still have companions
People treating every online space like 4chan is honestly cringe.
surely this will be a viable pve spec??
I could not Banish another player's pet in a key 2v1 because the game told me 'it's tapped''.This is the second time a game breaking bug has annoyed me to no end. I'm taking a break from Epoch until they fix their shit. It's too much. Dog coding.
>>537316962Cry turtletroon, Epoch has no bugs
>>537316672blame american subhumans
>>537316962Yeah pets can't be CC'd at all. No poly, no banish. I don't even think Druids can sleep them.
What level ranged is swamp of sorrows/badlands?
>>537317050kill yourself Shenna not joining your retarded server either. Literally malware. Fuck you
so far turtle has>great new zones>great custom trees>great population of around 10kcompared to epoch that has>7 people playing>bugs all over>unbalanced pvp serverthe choice is clear white man
>>537316615try clearing your cache
>>537317147which server asks for elevated permissions just to use the launcher again?
>>537316779>rogue>pveLOL
>>537316139
>>537317147I don't play turtletroon like you tranny, go dilate Epoch won
>>537317220you subhuman nigerian man stop spamming about turtleno one cares. go get a real job before I slice your head off
>>537317220>>7 people playingGod I fucking wish
Man this project is a wreck. Years in developments, beta tests, drama, and all it came to is the buggiest release since forever.After playing on polished blizzlike servers this is such a shitshow.
>*grabs you by the throut*cal me turtle troon one more time??!?!
>>537317253>mage>Reduces the cooldown of your Concussive Shot by 1 sec.Was letting mages have guns a mistake?
>>537317220hes right Project Epoch is a bug filled mess
>>537316139>>537317457I fucked up...
>>537317251:(
>>537316779>no envenomits over
>>537317423turtleshills are in full panic mode i see
>>537317557bwo??
>>537314678>>537315196Holy based MOAR
>>537308895>AI_generated wow pornits mid>AI_generated wow porn + the aged_down tagholy fuck why does this make me coom so much?
>>537317557envenom is baseline broski
>>537317731meant that talent at the end of the tree from wotlk, that refreshed snd, forgot its name assass is kinda dogshit without it
>>537300339where'd you get the loras?
>>537318215you mean cut to the chase, yeah that would be sweet to have but alas we have no such luck
>>537317497wtf that 6 set is insane for soloing shit though since void aggro is so high
Bros... where's my poochie wife...
>>537316779this is your only option for pvealternatively remove 2/2 sprint for 5/5 reflexes for that agi boostassa might be okay depending on set bonuses
>>537318335pretty sure you don't need one for those
>>537318335civit
>>537318635>>537318647Can't find the 2nd lora please halp
do i change anything? https://www.project-epoch.net/classes/talents/?data=7;1:2:2:2:2:2:0:0:3:3:8:5:7:7:7:16:16:16:6:6:12:12:12:12:12:21:10:10:10:10:10:13:13:13:14:19:19:20:18:18:18:18:18:17;2:0:0:0:0:0:19:19:19:19:19:4:10:10:10:10:10:5:5
>>537318582I don't wanna be combat! I want to stab people not slash people
>>537318903if you mean the small dick one its one of the searches in" "curvy girl vs small pp" i cant help much more atm
>>537315367>>537315107lol countdown to classic are the biggest fucking shills for retail ever. That Aussie guy is a huge baby and raged out because wow head took one of his interviews and posted it on their website.The sad thing actual classic devs watch and interact with Countdown.
screenshot from the twow site from 2 years ago before they shifted operations,https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/14348659Registered under a Nikita AndronovGametti then ceased to exist due to a compulsory strike and they reorganized because the chinese were flooding the serverhttp://web.archive.org/web/20230326123103/https://aezakmi.run/starterpack20they also had a website where they sold botnets for facebook, reddit and such (hi r/wowservers)may this help any blizz lawyers fuck those cunts up royally,
>>537319160Thank you, found it and some others too
>>537319160you can also just prompt shota/height-/age-difference and it works with something like illustrious
>>537319285>turtle client doubling as a botnetGo figure.
>>537319552I've tried a few times. the checkpoint i use is NAI. The issue I have is that any contact makes their dicks huge
>>537312310i'm unemployed and I will never touch a pvp server simply because I don't want to play horde
>>537320030>Turtle1 lawsuit>Epoch0 lawsuit
can you stop with the "bwo" faggyspeak? you aren't six years old
>>537320030Did you go shill turtle somewhere else ever since the lawsuit dropped and only got back now? lmao
>epoch0 lawsuits>turdlea lawsuit against all their staff members
>maps still brokensasuga...
>>537320360the cope will be that they can only get the marketing lead who is in the USAeven though rest live in western europe
>>537320489by the time that happens, everyone will be on tauri legion
>>537320430That's the truth though, it's a civil suit. They aren't extraditing people to the US over a civil case for a video game
who fucking cares about turdlevs chadpocwhich faction leader let young anduinn go anal first
>>537320878The black price owns his bussy
>>537320303Hmmmmmmmmmm nyo.
>>537320489wtf world of runescape is ascension?
>>537320761>EU countries>not serving the interests of US companies
>>537321113Do you know the difference between a civil case and a criminal case
>tfw my awesome sauce server is so broken blizzard doesnt see it as a threat to their businesspochie bwos...
>>537321207it's intentionally broken
>>537321293>they knew all alongReal 5D chess before our eyes.
>>537321293Kaytotes... I kneel.
Has anyone found a way to solve "unable to validate game version"? I haven't been able to log in since the 23rd and at this point FOMO has crushed my desire to even solve it. Full reinstalls, antivirus off, firewall off, I can't imagine anything else I can do. The client repair always identifies a few MB missing, pretends to download it twice, says it succeeds, the log says it succeeds, but no. Why the fuck is my life like this? Why does everything go wrong inexplicably while the world passes me by?
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.”― Kaytotes, The Art of Pservers
Maybe poochie will be fixed one day...
>>537321483>broken since 23rd>haven't opened a ticket on groomercord
>>537321580They closed it due to being unable to reproduce it and then again for duplicate issue.
>>537320030Just stop, bro. It's over...
>>537318936idk lol
i dont know how alliance can LARP as "the good guys" when RIGHT NOW there's an ongoing genocide against leper gnomes. the fact that dwarves are willing to take gnomish refugees but not their leper cousins is the greatest mortal rights travesty since the orc internment camps. ironforge needs to open its gates NOW
>>537320030>stop talking about it! >:(no, I don't think I willget fucked, russian cunt
>>537313269>people not realizing this also puts Epoch on the crosshairs
>>537320305probably damage controlling in /wpsg/
>>537322130we'll be fine, everything's gonna come up kaytotes
>>537317497wow rogue's six piece literally only effects a handful of classes, cool.
>>537321517whats the next step in kaytotes 5d chess?sell pochie to blizzard directly?
>HighlightsBuilt to include custom tools, allowing our team to get sued.Developed by a separate dedicated team, but our main content development and design teams will be facing delays.Able to run smoothly on any PC, from potatoes to powerful systems.Packaged with a proprietary botnet which renders all existing botting and cheating software worthless.Cross-platform Play Supported: Compatibility with a wide range of devices>Impossible Becomes PossibleWith the new custom client, we can finally change things that were previously limited by the old client:First lawsuit against private servers in 2 decades.Proper p2w shop support.
>>537309578PvP servers are NEVER goodEnjoy your population dwindling to 10% within a month, like every single other PvP server lmaoooooo
I installed this ascension launcher, but I dont know how to actually play project epoch. It just wants me to play this ascension thing.
>>537318462Time to do PvP to be good on PvE, lockboy.
>>537322732Kek
>>537322080it's LITERALLY heckin GENOCIDERINO! END THE OCCUPATION!
>we are deploying hundreds of hotfixes!!!>somehow create hundreds of other unrelated bugs in the processbravothe server is never getting fixed lmao
>>537323019>TortaYou mean Shenna.It's okay to say her name now, unless you're scared of being muted that is kek.
>>537323249>reported for off-topic, enjoy your 3 day baneveryone should do this, I didn't do it but I am just saying it would be cool
>>537323249>reported for off-topic, enjoy your 3 day banover 50% of this thread is just meta pserver talk, no one is talking about pochie gameplay here cuz theres nothing to talk about other than posting another bug u found lmao
>>537323350>>537323440all off-topic
>>537323249
Just nuke all these retards honestly
>PLEASE PLEAAAAAASE COME BACK TO /wpsg/
Do pochie shills really think this is a win? Shenna is in Russia so she has nothing at all to worry about. Meanwhile, Gaytotes is in the UK, which might as well be the US for copyright purposes. Your only hope is flying under the radar because your server is downsizing rapidly all on its own due to being a bugged out piece of shit. This isn't a win for Epoch in any dimension.
I see we've already entered the "Here's how Turtle can still win" phase
>Log in to my nelfie>Start flirting with tauren studs in ratchet
>>537322806Just click download or play or whatever the button is and then stop it. After that you will have a little window to select project epoch
BIG PVMP
>>537323615>>537323812>this mad over his server flying too close to the sun and getting fucked for itHAHAHAHA fucking kill yourself, you useless sack of shit. Enjoy your tranny server before it's gone along with all the cash shop mounts you bought.
fuck is this about?
>>537324047I didn't need to install Ascension, did I? Can I uninstall it now and keep the launcher/updater?
>>537324136lmao
>>537324136Yeah warlocks def need a buff what could go wrong?
>>537324404>TortaYou mean Shenna.Man she REALLY has you scared, huh?
cant wait for world of everquest
>>537324441Imagine Blizzard sending their crew to play the new High Elf starting zone and it's just thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0YHZXz5hEE
>>537324576you won't fool me this will never happen
>>537324576p99 fresh when?
>>537324385Yes, epoch is only around 13gigs so that's what you're looking for. Also you should make a folder because for whatever reason it doesn't make one.
>>537324136cool, i'm still level 30
>>537324576Is this actually real? Playing EQ with WoW controls would be peak.
>>537324760probably never until the lawsuit against THJ is over with
imagine every mmo... but it's just vanilla wow...endless golden age
>>537324441hes right
>>537324878well shit, i had no idea THJ were getting sued too
>>537325045THJ was about to release it's game modes and Dungeon finder equivalent then Daybreak got assblasted that no one wanted to play it's TLP server
>>537317497>Druid>Increase ms in bear form by 15%>Warrior>Increase ms by 3%Uhh.. gaytotes?
>>537324824What's the point now that Daybreak is being gay about pserver stuff?
>companies squander their potential>sue the people who cultivate it and create good things with the shit those companies abandonedits all so tiresomeexcept for turtle, get fucked idiots
>high level warlock>constantly being whispered by lower levels to summon them to higher level zones>ask if they have people to click>"can you not find some nearby?"i fucking hate it every single time
Hunters are such pure fucking cancer on this serverWhy do people play anything else?
>be me>playing mage>level 40 riding past on his mount>buff him >he stops, turns around, and runs up to me>"lol 2 int"
>>537325142>Ultima Online, Everquest, Asheron's Call, Anarchy Online, Dark Age of Camelot, EVE Online, Star Wars Galaxiesyeah now imagine all of these, but it's wow
>>537317497>+15% speed on travel formas if wsg's werent enough of a druid fc slop
>>537325306because warlocks get to summon a horse and a dog
>>537325142>>537325506Disregarding EVE because lmao spreadsheets (it actually controls pretty well), every one of those MMOs play like dogshit. Especially the 3D ones, hell WoW still feels better to play compared to even modern MMOs.
w-would you?
>>537325928No.
>>537325646aint nobody buying turdle
>>537325928im a warlock chad so yeah sure id carry em if they gave me a blowjob on the throne after
>>537325737I played eq2 origins recently and it was pretty much far superior to vanilla in every damn way but the constant jank and lag made it literally unplayable
>>537325646eat my ass boomer
>>537325928goof troop are the biggest fags in the world
>>537325928"Last two bosses" really means cock n ball torture for low levels trying to get through infinite spawning dwarf army room to get the torches
https://github.com/NathanHandley/EQWOWConverter
spicy
The Banish bug unleashed my rage to a point of getting a headache. Had to take two painkillers.I used to cope about bugs, knowing it will take time but at this point it's too much.
>>537326672why?
>>537324136Kill yourself Ghorast. Total faggot. Two-faced kike
>>537327339what did I ever do to you?
Does Felguard lock want crit or do you just SP max?
>>537327214because EQ is the superior game
guru 90% horde in a month
>>537322795These people clearly have the time, talent, and motivation to make a game why dont they just make their own original game
>>537326954The head flick always makes me laugh
>>537327563You are the worst thing that has happened to the game. Arrogant, always for himself. You betray all the people around you. It's time to bring out the rope. Pronto.
>>537327859cause its easier to take someone elses already known IP and racketeer that
>>537326156EQ2 would genuinely have won if it played well
>>537327910are you sure you aren't mistaking me for someone else?
I really don't understand why people play on pvp realmsIs ganking/getting ganked that much fun for some people?
>>537327859Not an expert but seems that a good online framework is a really hard thing to develop and WoW works on old Blizzard's black magic, so modifying WoW is way easier than making a new game from scratch.
>>537328172no everyone evades competition at all costs
>>537328172pvp is fun and corpse running only takes a couple minutes
>everyone cheering on turtle getting ACKedDo you fags really think pochie won't get the same deal? Anyone dragging players away from their digshit mop servers will bend the knee very soon.
>>537327776its not a hit now and it will never be a hit
>>537328436AFIK Ascension isn't using a shell company outside they EU to avoid taxes, so no, it won't.
>>537328370I can see pvp being fun in a rppvp realm where people organize battles and whatnot but just getting ganked randomly is never fun
its kind of fun watching the script change in real time every day
>>537325337>riding through elwynn>see some level 9 dying to a level 10 prowler by redridge>stand on top of him and spam left and right strafe with /laugh>he dies>ride away
>fishing hole quest in hinterlands gives a +25 fishing fishing rodGod DAMN
>trinket hamstring>get hit by it againso how do I get away
>>537328429WoW almost didn't happen. Check out the making of documentaryhttps://youtu.be/xyPzTywUBsQ?feature=shared
>>537328927dont trinket hamstringstand and fight
>>537328969MARTY
>>537328713are turtle shills even getting a script anymore? they're in full panic mode
>>537329014MAWDY I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FUCK MAWDY
>>537328249these people are the most qualified people to make a mmo backend
So which do you think will come out first? Blizzard announcing official Classic+, or WoW on consoles?
how long until it's nighttime on kezan?
>>537328429tell us tell us tell us!
What's the factions/BG look like on Gurubashi? Is it balanced, or is there a heavy lean one way?
>>537328052Yes. Ghorast of the DESU fame. The biggest cockscuker around. You deserve what's coming for you.
>>537329003i am a priest
>>537329132Are they? I mean, they're probably the best team for WoW emulation but that doesn't mean they can make a new MMO from scratch.
>>537329132You can spend the next 10 years making an MMO and at the end of the day there is no guarantee that anyone is going to play it. These old MMOs already exist, the demand already exists and is proven, the world is already modeled, the characters are already known, and on and on.
>>537329282I know MS wants to see more money out of them, since Bobby Kotick really fleeced the fuck out of MS with that deal. So I think console WoW will for sure be announced, not so sure about Classic+ though.
>>537329331bubble and they get no ragepress your rape alarm so your bvll comes to your aid
>>537329493well the problem is that all they have to do is press bladestorm and then I die
>>537329302horde wrecks ally in the open world but we have instant queues and you can win 40 or 50% of the BGs if you play well. I saw 57/43 cited as population ratio but idk for sure.
>>537329574So mostly balanced then, nice.
>>537329557bubble self dot them wand them and pray someone comes to help
>>537329302It takes at most 10 min to que as horde, so there isn't be that few of alliance. I live in est, in the morning alliance wins most of the time, in the evening horde wins all the time
>>537328772bwo... why...
>disconnected>logged back in>the fog of war is back on all my discovered mapsWhat.
Kill Ghorast on sight.Trust me, his friends would thank you.
>>537329317I'm not even in the DESU though...
classic+ is already here and it's called project epoch, it's in the OP
>>537328969
>>537330075oh you got kicked? HAHAHAHAHHAHAthey found out you are a RAT
>>537330523I never was a member, you clearly have me mistaken with someone else
>>537330595I don't know what you did to attract your own schitzo already it's only been like two weeks.
>>537330595No matter what, I wish ill upon your fate. I'm number one hater of yours. If I meet you ig or irl, you are dead.
>>537328436>>everyone cheering on turtle getting ACKedyeah, because turtletrannies have been annoying fucks for years now
I am not nor have I ever been a member of the Communist Party.
>>537330820look mister off his med schizo, can you just tell me what did I do wrong?and be specific this time
thats a big moon
I am Ghorast
>>537330959cope
>>537331148is there some option to make the game have sovl the day/night feels like regular wow to me. I thought it was supposed to be darker
>>537330959this desu, plus I've had to abandon 4/5 custom questlines because one of the steps are broken
>>537331048You have backstabbed your supposed friends. You act like an arrogant fool all the time. The world would be much better off with you gone. Just think about it.
>>537331342Moonlight is fairly bright on an open plain when there isn't light pollution drowning it out and minimal cloud cover
>>537331342Was it WoD or Cata that they completely destroyed night time?
cracks me up every time the shills start bringing up the UE5 client as if the unreal engine could handle more than 20 people in the same spot and it's anything more than vaporware
>>537324693It really is fucking awful, I tried it. Zone is WAY too big for what they were trying. It's like if northshire and elwynn forest were merged but only intended to get you to level 7ish
>>537331749>unreal engine could handle more than 20 people in the same spotMaybe games made by professionals can't but Turtle devs, the guys who can't add a barbershop to WoW, will do it possible. I mean, Shenna wouldn't lie to you.
WoW with shader compilation stutters is trve kino you'll see...
>>537328436>Do you fags really think pochie won't get the same deal?Brother, the server is constantly shitting itself, bugged as all hell and losing players at a rapid rate, why would Blizz care about this shitshow? Blizzard only shuts servers down when they are envious. Nothing to envy here.
The server is way too buggy rn to have an enjoyable leevling experience
>>537332693>says the anon in a project epoch threadDropped the server first day after release, it's clear it will never be good. I stay just for the drama.
Another Guru aids flareup
GGGGVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
>>537331914anon...
Blizzard won...
Big Musk has been real silent since the twow news dropped....
I'm on guru and I almost never attack alliance, but if I see someone from DESU, that guy is getting camped.
>no draenei ass again
>>537333336I am curious what they'll do for classic + desu
>>537333403
>>537333407They'll fuck it up and also prevent anyone else from doing it properly. Sad day for classic bros.
Gurusissies...
>>537333135>Blizzard official sued it's over Turtle Wow Mysteries of Azeroth
>>537333274>They're not entirely incompetentYet Epoch keep randomly breaking up in the weirdest ways and bleeding players really hard. Dutch probably feeling remorse right now.
>log on for the first time today>instantly logged outAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537333504LMAOAhahahahahaha do twow fags really...You actually think twow is good?
>>537333546>players quit Epoch and joins Bronzebeard insteadall according to plan
>>537333449now do draenei ass with shotacock
>>537333135>>537333524It's over, Bliz officially Turtle, Mystery Zard sued WoW Azeroth.
It's guruover...
maybe blizzard will realize that they can sustain servers with nothing but microtransactions and remove the monthly sub...
GAYTOTESSSSSSSS
>>537333707>>537333494GAYTOTES LET ME GURU PLEASE
>>537333845Yes yes 1000 bots paying subs vs 1000 bots not paying subs. Come on now.
>>537333649To some degree yes. But they're wasting a lot of dev time on Epoch and they're already overstretched with a dozen projects.>I certainly wouldn't have paid anything for Epoch personallyI don't think they've paid anything, chances it was all over future profit. But Epoch isn't working, it won't work without a complete overhaul and they're wasting their devs time on project dead in the water.
>>537333449I so wish we had drannys, but the price of tranny elves is just too high to pay for them. Plus the lore sucks.
>trinity core
this is patheticfuck gaytotes
>>537334029they almost certainly got paid. nobody would be stupid enough to give 4 years of work away to people that are untouchable from any reasonable jurisdiction
vibe status?
>>537333702Second part meant for >>537334029hurr
>>537334242immaculate
I have a way to deal damage to my own faction.It cannot kill them or lower their HP.So far I've used it to force rogues and druids out of stealth or to infinitely deny someone mining a node or skinning an animal. Making some hunter in cheetah walk is also fun.Can you think of some other ways to grief with this?
>>537334235>nobody would be stupid enoughWe're talking about Keytotes here.Also they know they were unable to fix this shit, so it was "selling" to Epoch and share the future income from the cashshop or drop the project.
uuuuuuuh
>>537334242Coding.
>>537333407>Ok guys, you've been asking for it forever... HERE'S VANILLA!!!>1.12 with missing features, censorship, awful optimization and inauthentic graphics from a backported retail client, "QoL", and systemic bribes for crybabies like same-faction BGs for horde>OK guys, you've been asking for it forever... HERE'S CLASSIC+!!!>motherfucking SoD keklmao >OK guys, you've been asking for it forever... for REALLL this time... HERE'S CLASSIC+!!>it's gonna be turtlewow/epoch but will take 3x as long for updates and present the new troll warlock class combo like the reveal of the iphone
>>537334235>nobody would be stupid enoughthis is a dev that bought into the hype of his own project and launched it in the current state just so he could release before ambershirenothing is off the table
>>537334574Probably the shittiest quest in banilla.
>>537334574Ragged jon san... She.. she bit my Weiner..
>>537332886bugs+merge means shitty megapop bullshit (having to compete for mobs in parties of 5 against other parties of 5 sucks) so i'm not gonna play at all today, maybe sunday night when the wagies crash
>running around Zoram Strand>about 10 locked Waterlogged Footlockersrogue country...
odds of multiboxing?
>>537334574>yo, dont clear my debuff >*dies*>yo, lemme hand in this quest rq >*hearths to OG and takes an hour to hand in*"banilla"
>>537335831Or maybe it's just two friends leveling together?
>>53733583170%
>>537335901>exact same experience with no deviation dinging at the same time >vs>one guy multiboxing two characters
>>537336006or, and picture this, they both did a quest turn-in/zone discovery at the same time that put them across the threshold together.
does tidal charm still exist? i need to grab one while they are still crashing and restarting servers
>>537335903doesnt matter. retail gets the funds because of the cash shop. unless they go full wow token classic+ will never get a sliver of the funding retail gets
>maps are STILL not fixedwhat the fuck am i paying these devs for?
>humanoid enemy outswims my Aquatic Form>crocs and murlocs don'thuh
come home White manturtle lost, epoch lost, wpsg lost, classic anniversary is winning:>true server longevity and stability all the way into wrath>no custom meme server bullshit>original class balance>forced faction balance >gdkp banned>TBC in december
I'm really starting to feel the 3rd worldness of private servers. I've run into so many people that can barely speak English, don't understand how aggro works and want to zoom through everything, backseat coaching in nonsensical gibberish while having less DPS than me (as a tank), start escort quests before everyone turned the previous quest in, and roll on everything. A subscription fee hard filters complete shitters.
>>537336296doesnt matter its corpo world. only thing that matters is quarterly growth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E77ECTHX4jgCome home, this time for real.
>>537336775Only if they hire Ian Taylor to make custom midi tracks once he's out of prison.
>see this guy RP-walking in the middle of the swamps>look at his name>look at his guild tagVGH.... the sovl...
>>537337046You forgot>that tabardKINO
sigh... I guess it's time to try out bronzebeard alphaat least it'll be less buggy than epoch
>>537328771They're going to get banned from paypal which will kill the server
>>537337046please tell me he signed the contract
this shit always cracks me up
>>537337046I saw that guy RP walking in Loch Modan at level 13glad to know he's still at it
>>537337513>chair ropeI'm going to start using that
>>537337534NTA but Casul McCasualfag isn't going to use crypto just to buy P2W bags.
>>537337534All normal payment processors are going to be forced to cut them off, and only a tiny minority of donators are going to learn crypto.
>>537337858You didn't play turtle if you think that
>>537337858Ah yes, no keyboard turners on my Turtle or people struggling to install addons without an "app" on Epoch. Classic+ is all true pro-gamers.
>>537338430>Epoch did a piss poor job of emphasizing that it was classic+Literally all their shill videos were about custom content. Are you OK?
>>537338675Oh no retards are retarded? Anyways.
>>537336597>he rolled gvrvlol
>rolling on Skeram 2.0Couldn't POSSIBLY be me
bolvar...
Is this even needed? Don't soul shards stack now anyway?
Why is gurubashi not pvp anymore?
>>537339642>Is this even needed? No.>Don't soul shards stack now anyway?Yes.Somehow they believe that help warlocks, just another proof of how clueless they are.
>>537339740say sike right now
>>537339642They only 3 stack though so you're still filling bags, and with how often you'll be on healthstone/soulstone duty it's probably nice to have.
>>537339740So that's why I couldn't attack that undead...
>all my maps are unexploredNice.
>>537340206They're aware of this issue and a hotfix will soon be deployed.
>>537339642i'd have it in my bags to swap if im farming them for a raid maybe
>>537340343But the the hotfix will break two or three random things.
"All of the Defendants work collectively in furtherance of a single goal: namely, to ensure, encourage, enable, or otherwise facilitate the widespread distribution and use of Turtle WoW for their own financial benefit. As such,Defendants are liable jointly and severally for the unlawful conduct engaged in bythe Turtle WoW Enterprise, are active participants in the trafficking of TurtleWoW, and collectively are responsible for the ongoing misuse of Blizzard’s intellectual property within Turtle WoW."Oh man if the jury finds them all civilly liable here people are going to prison for sure. What are the odds that a district attorney wouldn't bring charges up after evidence has already been gathered for them and it would be an open and shut case? Easiest RICO conviction of their career
>>537340570>people are going to prison for sureJust the US cuck. The EU won't extradite for a civil case.
why kezan?why guru?is there any reason to roll alliance on guru? every alliance faction on vpv servers become a ghost town sooner or later
Feralas is such an awesome zone.
>>537340971Im going to kill every horde i see on guru once i hit max
>>537340971alliance literally shits on no-shoes niggers every single BG
>>537337046i remember a nelf priest rp walking around teldrassil giving out stam buff with a macro that said "blessings of the light" or something, ran into the wilderness to do a quest and he was still RP walking and smiting
>>537340971Bronzebeard.
They're not all russian and chinese, some of them are from the EU. If they are held civilly liable it makes it extremely easy for a DA to bring criminal charges, the EU has historically been very willing to help with US extradition requests when it comes to prosecuting whatever it deems to be a criminal organization. Blizzard wouldn't be the one doing it though it would be the state of california or the department of justice. Blizzard can however go to either one of them and ask that they pursue criminal charges if they win this case.
>want a better fishing pole>Alliance so I gotta fuck off to Desolace and open shellfish traps>doesn't sound so bad, wiki says 1-2m respawn timer>heavily contested>respawn on traps appears to be greater than 5 minutesI'm going to lose it
>>537341639Hinterlands quest chain gives you one with +25 to fishing on it
>>537341538It does. Kill yourself.
>>537340971at this point do not role guru, you will be miserable
>brownoids still running up to my node to try and get at best 1 piece of ore from it
>>537341806why?
>>537341806They changed guru to be pve too now, it doesn't matter.
>>537341985you will be food for everyhone else on the server
>>537342068surely that's not truewhy
they really need to do something about casters being complete shit before things get worse
>its true
it HAS to be a ui bugI don't believe it
>>537342198are you here 24/7, weird little freak ?
>>537342365HAHAHAH WHAT
nyooo.......
>>537342365so now I'm just stuck on the low pop server. merge this shit, a queue is fine and preferable, I like a realm to be overfull, maxxed out always. so just cap it at 10k
>>537342319>only 1 paladinfake
>only 5k on Kezanjust merge this shit with Guru and we'll have 8k.
>>537342764kys transfaction freak, we dont want your filth
troondle lost
>>537342930tel'abim winned albeit
Can we all agree Ghorast should hang himself?>>537342703post Guru
>>537342703looking forward to blizz killing turtle and you -acking yourself
>Guru only has higher pop than Kezan during third world hourscurious. yeah I think I know what server I'm sticking with
>>537343246tick tock
>>537343213>amerimutts are tranny freakssounds about right
>>537343508>no more PayPal donations. Big fucking deal.lol
>>537343327uh oh melty!enjoy your brown server
Ghorast + chopping blockMatch made in heaven <3
>>537343597enjoy your brown genes, muttboy
>>537343508coping has already started I see
>>537343508no one is going to learn how to make a crypto wallet to buy virtual shit in a private server for a 20 year old game>>537343752>no u!just lol
UGH, TROONDLESISTERS... ?!?
>>537343905I'm glad you finally came out of the closet as a gigantic faggot anon, that took real courage
>>537344442>he installed Shenna's malware launcheryou fool
>>537344682alri shenna, you dysgenic ass whore
>>537344442>run sketchy dll injections as part of your client because 1.12 is that dogshit>they get flaggedGOOOOOOLY
are they gonna fix the maps i cannot see anything
>>537344826Maps are only unlocked if you take the explorerer's contract or if you group up with an active explorer that has discovered the map
>>537345021Epoch isn't sovl enough to implent this.
>>537344682>>537344812here comes the cope
Does anyone know why Niggertotes hates casters?
How do we get rid off this troon? Any ideas Guruchads?
why does crippling poison never fucking proc
>Turle - ACKED>Epoch - DOA>Ascencion - chinese sweatshopI don't say this often, but I think WOW private scene is done for good
>>537345597looking good for Tauribvlls
>>537345453you are a man in a dresseveryone fucking hates youget a grip
>>537345443name one good one and i will happily uninstall thisn shithole and go play it
>>537345665>two more weeks
>>537345453Warlocks are ridiculous, you're just bad.
>>537345685>SAAAR YOU ARE MAN IN DRESS SAAAR WE DO NOT DO THAT IN INDIAFuck off pajeet.
>just have to do sfk fang keep and then i get my pally hammerI'm so excited i might pee (luckly i have my diaper on)
>>537345789At 60? When the fuck does this shit class get good
>>537345945I always thought it was cool that in this game you could just be like a dude playing music in the cantina or being a frontiersman, I dunno it sounds kind of chill just fucking around in the star wars verse.
>>537346004When you stop being bad
>>537344812What is ClientExtensions.dll
>>537345520>we
When is the moonkin update
>>537336486>still botted and full of rmt.no thanks. fake and gay.
>>537346193>no argumentI accept your concession, nigger.
>>537346318the normal people, not seeing attention among men
>>537345945>corposlopnext
>>537335354Blizzard in 2 words is "they could."
>>537345794what a peculiar post
so it it true that guru *transitioned* into a pve server? can someone confirm?
>>537346664my doctor told me i had high definition i'd watch what the fuck ytou say
you now remember doing jiggies with /epog/
>login to epoop>world map is broken nowWhy is everything on that server cursed?
>>537345945how is this different from the other private servers
>>537346884brown people
>a mechanic is broken that makes no enemies aggr me in dungeonshow do i abuse this
Pochiebros, our maps status?
>>537347079Run dungeons with high chances of chests and run through looting chests
>>537347183literally how do they fuck THIS up???
>>537347183tell Hex to kill himself for beign a fag
>>537347183works on my machine
>>537347183now this is immersion
>>537346506Yeah I dunno why newer MMOs are so averse to including those things. The one positive thing I can say about New World was that adding the music system was kind of neat.
Ghorast and Hexualboytwo fags that have ruined the Gurubashi serverHow do we get them to commit sepuku IRL?Any ideas? Leave them in the comments below. Thanks.
KIll all paladin players 2bh
>>537347580>two fags that have ruined the Gurubashi serverwhy?
>>537348028i think he's just trying to turn this thread into /wpsg/, best not to pay it too much attention
>>537313269>my flag is not thereargentina bros we keep on winning
>randomly namedropping people like we know who they areYeah, it's schizoshit
>>537347183Atlas Status: Shrouded
>my two axes skills are missingGUh?
>>537348028>>537348101>>537348470>>537348472These are attention fags who are unironically faggots who spam shit on here and the Gurubashi discord.They have ruined the culture of the realm. It's time to purge them from life. HH
>>537349139I think you have brain damage
Alliance or Horde for gurubashi? which faction is winning in pvp
>>537349410Why? Because I got tired of fags talking about anal 24/7? They are (obviously) alliance players too, go figure. Gotta make them die.
>>537349516you can log in?
>>537349516Horde has more players but i'd say many are pve fags while alliance have more pvp players
>>537349693i really don't understand how that fucking happenedevery single classic instance of wow has had horde be the pvp faction and ally the pve factionwhy the fuck is the one time i go horde horde ends up as the pve facion
>>537349516it's a normal type server now so it doesn't matter
>>537349915>>537349848Dumbass nigger alert!
>>537349787Horde == meta chasing primates. Horde PvPers don't actually have faction allegiance or really any values at all beyond having what's most broken to win most easily. After stun resistance got nerfed and anyone can take any racial, those same people just went back to playing human and elf that they derided people for picking in the past (it's called projection)
>>537349758Okay Hexualboy, stop defending yourself you freak. ROPE NOW
>>537340063>healthstone dutywe get cookie table
>>537350082who even uses /b/ anymore? honest question
>>537350478edgy 13 year olds.
Yeah, the civil suit will just make their lives more difficult. The people living in the US and some EU countries will get fucked by it. But the elephant in the room is the potential for the department of justice to go after them criminally under the RICO act. Which is what I suspect blizzard/microsofts goal is in all of this. The entire premise of the complaint is that the defendants participated in the alleged criminal enterprise. They do mention the use of assets but bringing the RICO act into this lays the ground work for serious criminal charges. Many of the people involved live in countries that have historically been willing to cooperate when it comes to extradition requests and the US does not fuck around when it comes to prosecuting what it deems to be a criminal organization. Of course, it is not up to Microsoft whether or not the DOJ goes after this, but Microsoft can (and certainly will) ask them to. If that happens the people living in places like Russia and Kazakstan are certainly safe, but most of them aren't. Bringing RICO into this leads me to believe there's a bigger goal in this, to bring down the for-profit private server scene entirely. The people involved have been so brazen and have had such poor OPSEC that these would be incredibly easy RICO convictions, and those look very good on a resume. As soon as people from the EU and US end up in US prisons and the legal precedent that all private servers that make money are "criminal organizations" people are going to (rightfully) dip out immediately. Nobody will be willing to do dev work if the threat of prison looms over their heads. It would wreck the entire scene.
>>537344682Why do other pservs not give me this?
>>537349915>Also this. It's being merged.if they merge I'm quitting. kezan may receive around 4k more players on average, but -1.
Because other servers aren't mining bitcoin on your machine and sending it to foreign addresses.
I'm gonna craft so fucking hard
Melee is missing out by not going Tailoring.>but muh gearpvp gear outshines all of it>but muh 1% healthMy +25AP cloak enchant will easily cut through your measly 30 extra health.
>>537351112shhhhh don't tell people
>>537351112i don't wanna craft cloth though....
>>537350646>>537351084No other game I have pushes my 7950X3D to 65C with my Arctic II Freezer 360. Something is going on.
>>537350646>>537351084>>537351390>updates have been a few megas update>sv merge and now we have 1.5 gb updatei already updated it so i guess it doesnt matter anymore but wtf is this update about
>>537351590Yes, it works on mine too. Strange that you didn't post CPU and temps to compare.
cant believe we went from 1500 bugs to 4000+is it only going to get worse>? maybe this just a way to funnel people to BBC+
>>537351720it worked on me
If I want to be unkillable in pvp do I go deep feral or deep resto?
>>537351653I asked in discord and was promptly ignored.>There are several pages of this in discord.
>>537351935And yet here you are spending time replying to supposed schizo narrative.
>>537351720>>537351831>shit talk in general chat, say they should remove level 1 mounts, exp auras, other p2w "qol" shit from shop>someone says "it's not classic retard go back to epoch">ask them what the C in BBC+ stands for>no responseunironically would love bronzebeard if it dialed down on the shop slop
>>537352230bronzebeard is basically retail lite.
>>537351112I am not a woman.
>>537351912resto
>>537352673not even a leveling experience on retail anymoreshit is so pozzed
>>537352673glad theyre finally removing addonsid enjoy the game if it was easier and easier to understandthe game might look like pozzed garbage but mythic+ and raids are pretty difficult
>>537352134>>537352230The C is for cock
>/epog/ - "BBC", AI slop, and retail discussion(because epoch is too bugged to play)
Why didn't they do anything for spriests?
What the fuck is wrong with the "dev" team of epochthey "deploy le fix with le new pipeline" and then break 10 other stuff you wouldn't even think was breakable. then fix it again, then break some shit that was fix previously, then roll back the fixes, then break more shit.
>>537353503TBC spriests are fine
>>537353668growing pains for getting on ascension's system, their core is different from ascension's other servers.
Fun fact: Profession linking doesn't work on epoch.
she full and asleep
https://github.com/trav346/Questie-EpochNew questie fork with rapid improvements and built in tool to capture quest data for easy submission.
>>537354318full of cum
>>537353584fits in /trash/, more like
>>537354364who cares if you can't log in
MY HORDE NEMESIS IS QUEUEING WSG AAAAAAAA
>>537354903is it me
best classes for leveling pvp?
>10-49 was hunter rape>50-60 is warrior rapecasterbros...
>>537314986Spread around the quest hubs. Gather 5x elixir of accuracy, gather 5 elixirs of fortitude etc.
>>537355128I'm so fucking tired of people telling me "just fear and curse of exhaustion bro" when they have wotf, trinket and zerker rage + slow immunity and I die to a single bladestorm click.
>>537355128>warrior rapelol just walk away
I'm officially done>primal fury bug reported since 2023 and still not fixed>asc devs can't replicate the issue and bounce the bug report back to epoch devs and their bug tracker, the same guys who haven't fixed it for last 2 years>across both bug trackers the number of issues went up to over 2500>more things break with each updateIt's time to admit this server is a complete failure launched by absolute amateurs. I've seen witlk servers ran by Slavs in 2015 with less bugs than this slop
>>537355564>>537355851not subtle
>>537355028NO BUT I HAVE SLAIN HIM COUNTLESS TIMES AND ACHIEVED VICTORY IN THE GULCH
AIIIIIIEEEEEEE NO NO NO YOU'RE TROONDLE SHILLS THIS SERVER IS PERFECT LET THEM COOOOOOK
>>537355938proofs?
>>537355564you lost shenna
>>537355908I don't give a fuck if some mentally ill trundle shill attaches to my posts, I'm genuinely pissed off because that bug cuts my cat form dps by 11% just from combo point generation and it gets worse with better gear and more crit, the dps loss is actually bigger if you account for how ineffective your bleed combos get in combination with tiger fury, I'd say probably 20%+ dps loss.And then there's discussion of merger, if my 51 druid loses his nickname to some kezani lvl 10 nigger because devs are carebears who only give a fuck about Kezan I'll have a nuclear meltdown.
>>537356202>And then there's discussion of merger, if my 51 druid loses his nickname to some kezani lvl 10 nigger because devs are carebears who only give a fuck about Kezan I'll have a nuclear meltdown.they already merged menethil
>>537356674guru is on the chopping block bwo
>>537356674his talking points haven't been updated yet
>>537356202Sister, check your DMs...
>>537356738oh lmfao no fucking way
>>537356760>>537356674illiterate noshoe niggers who didn't spend talent points in reading comprehension he clearly means Guru being merged with Kezan by mentioning PVE carebears.
How the fuck is Warlock in PVP? I keep hearing people cry about it
>>537357086skill issue niggers can't into pvp
>>537356869Why would that ever happen
>>537357086you cast fearyou can do whatever you want for 20 secondsyou cast curse of exhaustion on everythingnow the everyone is trying to pvp you at walking speed
>>537357676don't care not playing turtle
>>537357115most broken class in the game despite sl/sl nerf. Easiest least skill and gear dependent leveling with demonology.Annoying cancer that tops dps charts and controls entire battlefield with fear and dots. even destro is viable with a 20 sec cd mass aoe stun. King of arena in TBC.Retards who cry about warriors literally can't deadzone/kite. I found out bladestorm here is dogshit vs slows because u can still be slowed down to 60% of your movement speed.
Wish the recipe for this existed somewhere...
What the hell did they do to my maps bruh
>>537358364You gotta go back to town and buy a magic map bro.
>click talents>specialization tabs got switched around for no reason.this server is making me a fucking schizo.
maps are broken even on a brand new character what the fuck
>>537358495Same nigga, same.
>>537358495>>537358623fucking server is cursed
god can you guys just shut up with the dooming alreadynobody gives a fuck about muh heckin maperinos
MoP won
I miss the HC god gamer...
>>537358364kino
still playing on this dogshit bug server?
>>537359501still coping shenna?
>>537359501I'd like to but its launcher can't even install the files right.
>>537359267Diablo 4 mogs. this game is just bad.
So is warrior just a dead dogshit class on epog because of the raid buff changes? Who the fuck wants to be rage-starved 24/7 + do no damage because lol TBC talents.
how much does the PVP gear cost
>>537359501I literally just quit, mangle deals 39% less dmg than it should. Joke of a fucking server.
BBC+ is the only way out
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE LESS TALENTS POINTS THAN YESTERDAY? AND MY CHARACTER HAS THE WRATH TALENT TREES
>>537361685Lmao. >>537361364I've seen the post on discord. Thanks for doing the math anon. I'm only lvl 18 so I dodged the bullet. Among all bugs feral must be doing 50% of intended damage lmao
>>537360283war is top dps, retardo
>>537341728As expected of the Basedlands, one of my favourite areas along with Stonenigga Mountains and Chad Modan.
>>537361685>>537361827my world chat isn't working either, what are they doing
>>537361827Mangle scales damage with your weapon skill. Knowing this dogshit server the damage is calculated from weapon skill in your non druid form. Try maxing weapon skill with your actual weapon and see if that helps.
>>537362003drive ppl to brownbeard
Why does the Righteous Fury buff not show the improved effects from the talent?
What possesses people to act like this?
How long until Guru goes down to a comfy 1-2k pop?
https://files.catbox.moe/rv7ox8.pnganduin pov
Where's the level 15 pvp gear vendor for alliance
>>537359697I tried saying "shenna" in world chat on turtle, seems like it blocks your post lol
>>537362614why didn't this happen to me..
So after wasting 44 levels and 3 days of my life on a broken spec that deals half its dps - what class/spec on this garbo server is actually least bugged and still relatively fun to play?
>Merge it.
>>537362747hunter, druid, woyer warlock
also my addons are broken now, great
>>537362883>Druid>he doesn't knowLmao I'm literally quitting because of how broken feral is. Primal fury doesn't work so I lose 2 to 3 combo points in every encounter.Mangle missing 40% of damage. Omen of clarity having extremely low proc chance in feral forms. Melee range in cat form is bugged and can be out of range while standing on the enemy.
>dvtch ruined the server on purpose
>mage AoE cap doesn't worklol
Nice
>>537363549This sounds like sacrilege.
>sometimes gurubashi has more people on than kezan (12 hours ago)>sometimes kezan has 50% more people on than gurubashi (right now)???
did they fix maps yet
>>537363767>>537363767no, talents are also misaligned still
>>537363767>did they fix [any bug]LOL
wonder what they are working on. everything is extra broken. maybe Icecrown will appear on the map soon
>>537363131btw omen of clarity should have an ultra low proc rate in cat form because the weapon(claw) is fast and ooc is ppm and not a percentage so unless it aint proccing in bear in bear too its probably not brokenshits worthless for cat
this works to fix maps btw https://discord.com/channels/215946029277642752/1411474289093251172/1411580793423401120
>>537363131and druid can still faceroll most classes in pvp, crazy how that works.>Melee range in cat form is bugged and can be out of range while standing on the enemy.are you sure this isn't a player issue? the "hitbox" for a player in cat is literally the ass end, so you have to think of your hind legs as your position, its retarded but thats how it is.
>>537363737gurubashi is mostly south americans
>>537364410desu a lot of things dont work how you might think so i dont blame him, especially for druidscatform hitbox and melee range is supposed to be atrocious, its just how it isits only really bad if you play tauren though
> mmo in which people avoid cooperation until the very end so as not to lose experience from killing mobsAt such moments I begin to understand that nuwow was not a mistake, but was a natural development of the ideas of sologaming.
where do we go from here? tauri or bronzebeard?
>>537365116still waiting for server that takes the scaling from gw2 for at least the leveling zones as to not break itemization
>>537365116Only unironic hypersweat faglords care about optimizing their fucking mob exp spread across 60 levels.
>>537365195The best part of Epoch was the waiting. Yeah, do something else with your life until Bronzebeard.
>>537365409BBC+ does that
>>537365195tauri is at least worth checking out. the guys are really into their craft.
>>537365613I wanna try bronzebeard but the p2w is just too awful
>Other Server out of no whereGOOD MORNING SAAR
The threads just keep getting slower and slower...
>>537365116I am kind of fatigued of grouping with people at every single quest I go to. I appreciate that it's convenient and all but some of these quests have plentiful mobs and would be just fine for people to run around soloing. I am just starting to feel like damn, can't a nigga settle into a comfy solo grind for a while anywhere on this gay earth?
>>537362614Anduin can't stop winning
lmao the seethe is palpable
thanks for the bumps
Alterac with the blizzard weather effect is pretty comfy.
>>537365740is bbc+ going the be new overhyped thing now?
>>537365195> tauriwhen, in 3 more years?
>>537345945>legendshero baby fantasy simulatorlet me play a water farmer
>>537367297like clockwork, the same time every day
Be free.
Gnome or tauren for my priest?
so uhh.... where is the map?
>>537367517Amazing! Thank you for freeing us from your absolutely atrocious posts.
i wanna be mage but the only fun spec is fire and fire is cucked i hate this game
>>537362614>you will never groom the boy king into making bad decisions for his kingdom by having sweaty pelvis crushing sex with him and letting his still infertile spermies shoot into your pussyfeelsbadman
>>537367717I'll just keep playing Tetris for now, I want to get a sub 0:40 in 40L
>>537368098faggot
>>537366721>nooo you can't just make your own thread, you need to talk about your server in our thread where we namedrop random discord trannies all day long
>>537367259i mean it literally has level scalingthey might remove it if there's a lot of feedback against it though
Non troll FRESH please...
>>537368981Maybe don't make troll threads?
>>537369107> lot of usyou need to go back to where you came from
>>537357203cuz ally r outnumbered, lvling 30+ is unbearable and itll become a horde server soon
>>537367004>gurubashi changed to PvE ruleset, probably to merge???
>>537357757me when i spread misinformation like the nigger i amwarlocks are by far the weakest classes until 44 when you can use UA, dont bother with demo felguard is trash, fear breaks all the time and gl getting fear to work anyway with the amount of warriors, beastmasters, shaman tremors, undeads, dispellers etct. best warlock on the server
ffs its always something isnt it, now the map doesnt work
Dutch gains another.
This server has to be some kind of weird British joke
>wake up>my map is unexploredshrouded atlasbros... we won
So where's that fabled faction balance measures epoch were supposed to have
>>537358024>trinket, wotf, berserker rage>unslowablegood luck lmao
This thread isn't even near bump limit...
>>537367517Same here. Glad it's not just me.Beard, if you read this, hope you're good. Epoch is just unplayable right now. It's not the bugs, it's the toxic players.I've played on private servers for years. I'm so used to bugs, but a toxic community is a big no for me.
>log in after ragequitting yesterday>ganked by a deathsquad of ?? horde before i'm out of the loading screen
*BANG BANG*>CAM ON DUTCH*BANG BANG*>FIX SUM FAKIN BUGS
>>537385030holy reddit
>>537385030I don't think epoch players are any more toxic than the scum you find on whitemane and warmane really
Man, even these threads are dead now...
yeah, im getting boredcall me when Tauri actually released their Legion server
>>537310802Once a blizzdrone, always a blizzdrone.
Well shadow priest fucking sucks, I do fuckall damage and am permanently oom
>>537390301shadow priest is shitty warlock which is already shitty itself
>>537390301Just heal, mother fucker. No one wants a shittier Warlock around.
>>537391638>>537392868what's the point of classic+ if it doesn't address old class issues
>>537390301its fixed with about 900 spell powerget crackin
>>537390301>shadow priestsmite priest with 4 crusader judgements stacked is the only actual DPS spec
>>537400832different ranks of crusader should appear to stack, however the correct era functionality is that only the strongest takes effect
>>537401014Wtf... it's over.
How come I don't see the (CONTESTED TERRITORY) subtitles when entering new zones anymore?The zone names are also white instead of Green/Yellow/Red
>>537401657>How come I don't see the (CONTESTED TERRITORY) subtitles when entering new zones anymore?the alliance and horde all agreed to sing kumbaya under the campfire.
>>537400373isn't that wotlk levels of sp kek?
>>537402052It would be extremely funny if a patch made Guru a carebear server by accidentWe all appear to be flagged normally though
>>537402469spriest still needed to chain mana pot in t6 gear
I'm level-locked, what's a poor level 25 to do...
>>537405039gather herbs
>>537405248was trying to fish for bags but ah... wasn't going too well. We'll see how it goes.
>>537403609I don't mind being bottom dps as long as the gap is narrower and to me that's the point of classic+ rather than nerf caster classes and buff hunters
pochibwehs... im not gonna make 100g by the time I hit 40... what do I do...?
>>537405462>caster classesmage and warlock are strong though
Why are my talents ordered wrong?It's supposed to be Arms/Fury/Protection, but the window is showing Protection as the 2nd one
Nice fuckin' models*honk honk*
>>537406225Grind, dumbass
>>537407928grind what... im 33 and clueless
>>537408189You're not going to get me to ERP with you, back to the mines you go
>>537325572all it takes for a druid fc to be completely invalidated is one person judging justice or playing rogue well. the fuck are you on about?
>>537417296I've heard justice doesn't work and I've yet to see someone do it
Peaceful thread
>>537431609>thread has lasted almost 24 hoursI just got home, has the server been stable so there's few people posting here?
>>537308895sex
>>537385239What zone?
>>537408189Thats a new zoomer term, it means spend hundreds on microtransactions to win.
I don't speak NIGGER what are these pussies saying?
these niggers need to fix crippling poison never proccing on players
>>537309578Skill issue.Avoid contested zones till you're 5 levels above everyone else and you won't have a problem. Ie: don't go to Hillsbrad or STV at low 30s like a retard.
We need new fresh
>>537309578>Fell for the PvP server>With EU neets roaming around no lessLmao.
femorc or femnelf for futa rogue gameplayodds femhuman
is this best option for shaman soloing/leveling talents?? https://www.project-epoch.net/classes/talents?data=5;1:9:9:9:9:9:2:2:8:8:8:8:8:12:5:5:1:1:1:1:1:11:6:6:6:15:14:14:14:14:14:17:13:19:19:19:16:16:16:16:16:20
>>537406225Explorerchads don't have this problem.
>try turtle again, surely it can't be that bad>they lost 50% of their numbersoof
how long does >>537390301jusCensus usually take?
>>537501736I'm hoping this is true.Currently levelling an explorer and I'm flat broke levelling professions that are 1.5x appropriate for my level range.
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>36 hour threadIt's dead, Jim.
turtle aint even hitting 6ki'm going back to Factorio
at this point, is there even going to be another fresh?blizzard paypig shit don't count
so the reason turtle has good UI addons and epoch has jack shit is because the UI addon dev was on the payrollprivate servers are doomed
>here's your fresh server, bro
>>537508696how does that even work?
>>537509586Tents make it a 2x server.
>>537502358You're saying you're looking for more, implying you need a healer but with the words in the wrong order. I assume you meant LFG, been seeing LFM being used wrong a LOT lately.
>>537513431lmaoyou DO know that putting words "in the wrong order" lets you change the meaning of your sentence and is something even a middle schooler knows how to do?"Healer Looking For More" has an extremely obvious and correct interpretation
>>537514315I can interpret what you mean, but an ESL might just see "looking for more" and think you have a group already since that's what LFM means
>>537514315Healer looking for more is stupidly vague you absolute retard