Previous: >>537309324>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Narita Brian (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race8/28 - 9/10: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)Next Rate Up: K.S. Miracle (Alt 3*), Hishi Miracle (Alt 3*), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift>Free 10 rolls for 10 days>Limited missions & shop items>Trainer's Note release9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>537329381your guts?
THE GOAT
BOO
>>537329546Silence Suzuka won't be so silent after being mating pressed.
>>537329546Wtf the gif doesn't end after the first cycle, she ends up being naked in a picture during the th cycke
Would you? This isn't a stacked ace run or anything, just filling a TT slot.
>>537329560
>>537329664yeah, we gamble those
TAISHIN TESTO
Taishin LoveTaishin Life
https://files.catbox.moe/gbglc3.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/gbglc3.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/gbglc3.jpegPony.
>>537329664Yea. Only a little bitch wouldn't risk it.
why is the dober event card considered worse than marvelous sunday?
>>537329946why she got a slave collar
which uma has the cutest voice actress
>>537330141events are way worse, 5 training effectiveness doesn't make up for the shit specialty priority
I just want my stupid stamina sparkplease...
>>537329998who's this?
>>537329946>midget with no hipsTaishin would die during childbirth.
>>537329664Don't be a bitch
>>537330295I'm going to make her clean my room
what does pose mean?
>>537330439It's a mystery.https://files.catbox.moe/uchda0.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/uchda0.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/uchda0.jpeg
>>537330304If we're only talking about ones in the global version then I'd say either Rice, Haru, or Tickezo. I wouldn't consider Biwa's voice "cute" but I love it.
How long until my wife comes home?
>>537330980She's busyhttps://files.catbox.moe/q6v2rb.jpeg
>>537330304Ayaka Fukuhara is pretty cute.
>>537331120fuck off with your AI spam
>>537330676perhaps this will help
two in one day FUCK YESSSSS
How many subscribers does her umafans have?
she's got quite the.. *steamy* charm about her
Why hasn't anyone taught Suzuka about padding her bra?
>>537331987She doesn’t wear one
TURN MISFORTUNTE INTO FORTUNE
Sometimes the game blocks you on URA finals just to steal your clocks....
>>537331120love your AI kino!
Why does Gold City have the stereotypical White Blonde Foreigner design when she's not a Gaijin horse?
I honestly do not care anymore for the next CM. I already won Taurus cup, my runs are cursed and as someone who only buys the monthly carats this is perhaps the best I can do
PLACEYOURBETS
She’s so fucking sexy
>>5373323532*stam 1*medium
>>5373323531* guts 1* front
>>5373323531* wit2* medium
>>537332479
>>537332526Why is she obese?
>>537332481>>537332526>>537332603...
>>537332675She got hit with slow metabolism.
>>537332675cause its hot
>>537332717why did you crop it there? keep going
>>537332247my wife cant be this garbage
>>537332846haha good one.....
>>537322641>second power 3* matikane todayhot period folks, come get your power 3*s
>>537332969Apparently she gets super buffed after the 1 year anniversary.
>>537332969ACK!
Why do Umachads stay winning?
>>537333006oh, my bad
>>537333161they adopting tumblr fetishist harry potter fan fiction into live action now?
>>537329434>umamusume if it was made by craig mccracken
>>537333138oh hell yeah
At what star should I settle for Spurt inheritance? 7-9* with borrow? I'm tired of farming for a 3* with a good blue
>>537333282The Equus posters are being repurposed as Uma Chad images
>>537332675A well fed uma is a well loved uma
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>>537333674kill yourself
>>537333674gaaaaaay
>>5373335482 blue of a type you care about>not good enoughenjoy the 0.2% chance then
>>537333674>our missionbwo we gamble on anime horsegirls, please get a grip
sorry i can't betray my dummy baka danchou
Vodka’s sexy
Teio!
>>537333674Shut up and die.
>>537333740>>537333747>>537333781you can join and donate to our server for perks
Is the Eden guy actually real or is it someone baiting for (yous)? I don't know why anybody would want to recruit from here.
lmao
Teio Teio Teio
Forgot about Spurt since I was so use to running Taishin. What a waste.
>>537333946hmmmmmmmm...nyo!
>>537333674>please join we are desperate
>>537333946what in the fuck
>>537333968>>537334084
>>537333968I find the post funny everytime
>>537329434This is the first time I saw a horse stable with air conditioners, rubber floors, and rubber walls. Why are these luxury features not more common in horse stables around the world?Voice actors Iori Saeki (King Halo) and Haruka Sato (Cesario) visit Yuichi Fukunaga Stables: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69VF6fQhAro
remember that umamusume is a cow game
What the fuck is the point of high affinity if it doesnt get you extra sparks during inspiration???? Such a fucking bullshit mechanic.
harikitte ikkou!!!!!!
>>537334187But it does.
>>537334183wtf dudem these horse live better than me, they even have cute girls visiting them everyday
Mayano Top Gun why are you placing in CM races against actual whales?
>>537330304cheval grand clears the rest easily
>>537334046Then I found a quick solution to no spurt problem. although that McQueen is a guest parent, so I need to try and find a solution to that issue.
>>537333968huh there are defo some pro players here that any club would want to pick up such as me
>>53733418The stable near me is a tourist attraction so it looks like that. And I bet racing horses get that treatment too.Retired horses never get those
>>537334186
what uma uniques are good for Late umas?
>>537333968It's just someone copypasting from some Discord post. No one would want to publicly recruit from the community known for hurling racial and LGBT-phobic slurs outside of communities that are specifically meant for such communities (i.e. /uma/-only clubs).
>>537334657If your uma is late, she might be pregnant.
>>537334657rudolf, ryan, oguri
>>537334663>No one would want to publicly recruit from the community known for hurling racial and LGBT-phobic slurs outside of communities that are specifically meant for such communities (i.e. /uma/-only clubs).yeah but then that one other guy says "Neigha" and then a danchou with a stick up his ass kicks him over "trying to evade the world filter"
>>537334183lol I'm just trying to win the Japanese Derby in Career as my last special mission before it expires, but all my umas seem to decide that's the one race they don't want to win. Everything else is 1st place no problem.
>>537334805there is still no proof that was from an /uma/ clubanyone can do that in a random club, get kicked, then put the blame on some random rank 5000+ /uma/ club with dead members that can't confirm/deny the credibility of such claims
>putting bofa into the umalator and watching maximum spike up to 25 lengthsis it worth it? i'm already running vodka for power...
>>537330304Tazuna has a cute vaShe has the same VA as Kayoko of BA. Bye Bye </3
so what did you do with your taurus ace?
Mayano with a wedding mayano cutie
>>537334902>but all my umas seem to decide that's the one race they don't want to win.Your WINNING TICKET?
>>537334183>>537334902didn't mean to reply
stay sexoooooo
>>537335105Golshi's dad looks like THIS????
i'm bringing a 1000/1000 end closer with long s and praying i get matched with people as equally lazy as me about this CM
>>537334374Yeah I’m not sure if I should use my borrows to speed up farming for spurt sparks to then breed grandparents and parents properly, or if that will take way too long and I should just luckshit my way into aces on the borrows instead.Problem is if I do option 2 there will be no time to do option 1 in the future and if I never get a good ace by then I’ll be fucked
Am I supposed to like Kitisan Black
>>537334998Fucking the plush just before mayano enters the room
>>537331987It lowers speed
>>537335105>>537335230You're lusting after a 4 time divorcee, deadbeat old man. Control yourselves.
hmmm power too low
I need pictures...pictures of umas in buruma!
>>537329434I have no idea who the last 2 are
>>537335267No. Just use her like the whore she is.I was watching S3 primarily for Nice Nature.
>>537335261This whole game is a gambaru no matter what, at least with option 1 it will save you time in the long run.
BRUH
Oh boy, I can't wait to see the number of sparks I get from this r-oh
>>537335350Woah. I was already sold on her. No need to sweeten the deal.
>>537335376hmmm EXPLODE
>>537335267You're supposed to look at the boob window and goon furiously after every HARIHITTE IKOU
Oissu sexo nature dessssuu
I'm tempted to use Mayano Top Cun for the next CM...
Someone give me the rundown on this uma
Sad
>>537335376Damn, according to the sim if my >>537334046had spurt I would be able to beat yours by 1.3 lengths. Sadly, for me, it is the opposite.
>>537331605Shit whites though, the real issue isn't getting 3* sparks
>>537335556pair of what?
...
Anybody know which horses Witgod used for Taurus?
>>537335669
>>537335669dog*
>>537335267yes
>>537333674Hi I am interested, I can do 5m daily
>>537335750She's not going to be able to hear anything like that.
>>537335637
>>537334374>Quick solution is to have whaled for TaishinYeah thanks for your advice man
>>537335267nah, just pump her full of babies and ditch
>>537335702yea 800 power is huge it all depends if kita and halo wants to show up to speed training
>>537335105You wouldn't let an old man seduce you into drinking with him would you?
>>537335860White shorts are dangerous to my dick.
>>537335764The meta horses
>>537333946>$5 tierA title>$100 tier, the next tier up from the $5 tierA title, a title, a title, and a portrait>$500 tierA title, a title, a title, a portrait, and a portrait... and a lamp?
>>537335626Wife Nature
>>537335041the most recent attempt was El Condo. Destroyed the competition every other race. But during the one I especially wanted was like "nah, have the bare minimum"
>>537336097No floof no buy.
>>537335832please join our discord https://discord.gg/eogalternatively you can leave your discord id and I will send you a dm
>>537335626Gaslight Nature
>>537335764the horses that win
>>537335669cute dog, das all
>goldshit run goes to shit (literally flopping to 2%)>I give up>Long spark HATRED
>>537335669https://umadacchidensetsu.com/sakura-chiyono-o-spin-off-main-character/
>>537336173some careers are simply a lot harder because of strong rivals. Spe has the greatest generation as opponents and they're buffed as fuck. I lost Derby with her to King Jobber of all people
>>537335669North Korean spy
>>537335669I prefer Sakura Chiyono ◎
>>537330304
>>537336062surely you can see the amazing value
>>537329763>>537330138>>537330513I did it and failed. Are you happy?
Still in Love being a possible parent is a danger to all Trainer's hips.
>>537333138Hell yeah brothers
Come the fuck on, man. I had 1100 power too
>>537335925Excuse me, I am talking about for ME and MY NEEDS. Why must less popular trainers butt in with jealousy of trainers that have popular umas. It really shows just how SHALLOW and JEALOUS they are of other's abilities to make parents. Isn't that right, other fashion trainers?
>>537335860Mayo in ToT Cun
how do i find the time to build parents with perfect affinities and distance/track sparks i want? i already have to spend all my borrows daily on making a gemini cup uma. will champion's meeting ever slow down or am i hopelessly behind at this point?
man i wish i had welfare special week...gourmand seems so, so much better than cooldown
what exactly counts as "engaging in a challenge" as per the skill descriptions? trying to pass someone? someone trying to pass you?
>>537336424>left handedpfft
Questionhow many optional G1 races should I be attempting if my goal is to get mega-high stats as well?
>>537336470Probably neck and necks where they're trying to break out.
>parent run 30>no spurt>no worthwhile skills>jobs in ura semisok well thanks for wasting my time game, very cool
Grass Wonder decided to get a S Long Spark so I chased my first Long URA Final. She definitely got stam checked in the semis (had to use two alarm clocks) but she smoked the finals so whatever.
>>537336470check the skill activation requirements in gametora
>>537336470usually its blocked from the side for a second or two
>>537336542As well? As well as what?
>>537336542Yes
Wtf?
>>537336542just do the 3 triple crowns
>>537336216you play horror games alone with no light on at night, are they stupid?
KINO TURBO
>>537335626
>>537336720The hair resembling cat whiskers is actually fucking genius.
>>537336720Kitasan Black gave her the pass it's all good
which thread bros...
>>537336669Phrased poorly, sorry, if the goal is to make my uma as strong as possible (or a good parent if the run is having poor rng)>>537336725which are those?
72 pulls for you my sweet baby girl...
>>537336542If Ace, just the required goals + enough to reach skill level ups, it should be "enough" unless you want additional skills. Do a trial run and then see how many skill points you need/excess
>>537336534>makes a minor mistake >fuck it I’m killing myself >King Halo, inexplicably, is right there
>>537336725>Satsuki Sho, Japanese Derby, Kikuka ShoSenior year now>Osaka Hai, Tenno Sho Spring, Takarazuka Kinen>Tenno Sho Autumn, Japan Cup, Arima Kinen
>>537336912Post more cows
>>537336534I... will NOT kill myself.
>>537336761Brace yourself.
I'm already burned out of the daily grind. How long until they add the super skip?
>Another run without a SINGLE hint from Hishi AmazonShe's making me racist bwos...
>>537334329Most horse stables look ghetto so I always wondered why most horse owners are not willing to spend a bit more money on upgrading their horse stables to an actual horse house, complete with plumbing, showers, and an air conditioner plus heater.
>>537336262the guy from this blog got harrased by discord trannies into deleting his twitter account btw, I remember him posting a lot about dolls
>sprint G>mile A>medium A>long E>front A>pace G>late G >end G
3 borrows is so fucking godless
>>537336720NIGGA?
>the first aptitude velocity is worth it>the second circle is worth it>the second velocity is noti dont get it...
I'm a gambling man.
>>537336542Do as many of these triplets, a lot of these races will probably also be goals.https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/537255
Weak
>>537337463
>>537336448You should be using your borrows to make a parent for your ace, you can't build a good ace without a good legacy. Lowrolls with good legacy beat highrolls with shitty legacy
>>537334183>This is the first time I saw a horse stable with air conditioners, rubber floors, and rubber walls. Why are these luxury features not more common in horse stables around the world?they love horses and will spend hundreds of thousands on cum but WOULD NEVER spend $600 on plumbing and $2000 on installing an air conditioner
agemasen'd...
>>537336761>>537337170
>>537337614looks good
>>537337170Uwoooooghhhhh turboooooo
>>537336542You want to train as much as possible, maybe do the japan cup to get 100k fans by the third year
>>537337614>running pace next CMisn't that SUPER bad?Like a golshi/taishin with much worse stats will stomp her
Is there a support list?Want to find someone with a high level Breakaway Battleship, for End Closer training on a Narita Taishin.
I need an image set of all the Uma's panties (being worn of course)
>>537336601And she sparked pace chaser didn't she
>>537337786>14 hintslmao zedong
>slacker before beachI didn't even know this level of bullshittery existed
I think granblue devs are starting to recognize that Cygames isnt prioritizing them and will probably kill them off pretty soon
>>537337789There was that cutaway illustration on one of the anime episodes of Nice Nature which surprised me by how erotic it was. Nice Nature is an erotic Uma.
>>537337745I already had a golshi, so this is my 2nd ace.
>3 borrows on parent attempts>all of them suckSee you tomorrow!
>Horse raising game>No minigame where we brush our umas' hair and tail or massage their thighsI feel baited
I know G1s can give sparks, but most of the time the sparks are just for winter runner and garbage like thatIs there any (besides finale obv) that give a must-have spark?
>>537337938They wasted money making 2 games for gbf and it didn't get any boost, it's time to pull the plug.
>>537337942
>>537337745I have a similar mcqueen to this guy and in multiple cm lobbies if you get set as the pace setter (which is very possible because everyone is running end closers), then you win like half the time
>>537338038https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
>>537338025If we want the duck life comparison I should be allowed to architect Mcqueen and feed her tons of food
>>537337789>nyaa, hazukashii kedo...Yep, it's neicha
>>537338074Rising is a pretty good fighting game, the gacha game can die out though
>>537337912Wait until you get it 2 times on a speed rainbow. Happened to me today.
>>537337942>>537338094yeah that shit surprised me too because s1 and s2 didn't really have anything close to how erotic nn was here lmao
>>537338094SEX
>>537337875I'm willing to gamble.I'm also curious about how corner connoisseur stacks with encroaching shadow, to see how fast she can accelerate, if I focus primarily on speed and stamina.
>>537338074>>537337938that weird multiplayer action rpg granblue game they made was actually fun as fuckkinda felt like a faster paced monster hunter with more mmoshit but it was quite fun
>>537338272>corner connoisseurtoo expensive
>>537338074they tried to get the idol fans and did a lot of yuribait but that only killed their income kek a lot of characters were changed and ruined for that
rolled hot spring ticket on an ace runappreciate the support tachyon
>>537337938It had no appeal other than porn. The moment gooners move on it's over for these games.
i think its really lame that if you have 2+ hints on spd or whatever that you just have to coinflip between them and only get onewhy are you getting pushed for having super good luck?
>HishiAma gave Spurt on the first hint predebutI am no longer racist
SEX NATURE (I hope the same attire is available with osers umas)
>>537338365Having a yuridev being the first one to break into normalfags market was a disaster for the gacha industry. Other devs keep trying to copy mihomo, which ruin their own games instead of getting normafags attention.
Noob here, was i just hallucinating or was it possible to buy stars of any uma, even ones you havent rolled yet, with statues?
farming for CM2 has completely killed my morale to continue playing this gameI dread having to repeat this again in 3 weeks time
What's the difference between recovering endurance and decreasing fatigue? So like Gourmand vs. Race Planner.
>first time actually looking at my friends list in ages>that huge amount of "haven't logged in for days"I know they're being autistic as fuck about mimicing JP schedules, but the recipe for "free shit mountain" straight into "desolate wasteland of 0 freebies" is such a recipe for failureAll gachas have a "honeymoon period over" phase but Uma's is definitely the most brutal I've ever seen
Whaddya mean Double circle with ONE fucking support
R8 my tier list
>>537338646mile/sprint tournaments have way more fucking rng in them though, the sweat levels lower a lot soon>b-but power/witfucking anything with capped speed can random out a mile/sprint tournament win, ANYTHING.
Daring Sex
>>537338238a lot of s1 and s2 eyecatches were pretty erotic though
>>537338736Do later scenarios get more G1's or something?
>>537337789I don't know if it's just angles, but everything of cheerleader Nature looks like a massive hair nerf, when a ponytail should be great.
>>537338684Maybe they feel pressured to prove that the game is profitable overseas?
Teio can also be a cheerleader!
https://x.com/umagirlslover/status/1952632533948215785#m
>>537339058Wow i really couldn't tell by that username
Every parent and grandparent had URA and straightaway spurt and I still get fucked over
Anon: I have a question!>*links you some vague gametora page that asks you to enter arbitrary information without explaining anything*
>>537339151>Every parent and grandparent had URA and straightaway spurteven so, each one is a 35% to hit while getting both is ~12%
Shhhh she's sleeping
I always have to talk like a caveman in the group chat. Why is everything an invalid character?
Every day I log in hoping to see free rolls or free carats
>Had to spark BrianDoes she not love me bros?
>>537338902Is this true? I thought JP players took those ones more seriously
>>537338684When I started playing I used to read "umamusume is a patience game" in this general. I now know that sentence it's true.
>>537338958Yes, but I think stat bloat in later scenarios leads to easier races, which leads to more skill points, which leads to more skills learned, and over time it leads to better parents, and eventually..
>>537337938lmao if anything it feels like they're actually putting effort now after the embarrassment that was the 10th anniversary all year long celebration
>>537339338what the fuck happens to this game
>>537339058no one is brigadibg your ex polycule queerplatonic bestie, kys
>>537339338average bricked parent in jp
>>537339338nice to see slipstream is still used
Married life with agnes would be great since she'd also experiment on herself
>>537336050>>537336215What were their stats?
>>537339338Impressive display of legacies!
I'm ready bros...when is guts getting fixed?
>>537339417Horse racing
Does Uma even do well in Japan anymore? Im sure it got a small boost in popularity after the global release, but before that.
>>537339319CM and LoH happen so frequently people stopped giving a fuck a long time ago even with the buffed rewards lmao
>>537339662their streams still get 60k these days so yeah it's doing very well
>>537339058>>537339510>reddit tachyon
>>537338902>random outretard, let me just random the title because im too stupideven grifters like VF says that future CMs will become extremely grindy because they become overfocused on specific characters/skills being criticalif you think straightaway spurt farm is bad then you have no idea whats ahead of us
>>537339702to be honest im already feeling that a bit this early onCM just fucking ended and the next one is in like a week and a halfif one CM goes badly oh well the next one is in 2 seconds
>>537338958cygames is awful managing their games
>>537339319>>537339702Getting to finals has been and will always be easy, but JP offers so many more rewards for random bullshit that people dont feel inclined to sweat outside of for fun
>>537339662uma is the biggest multimedia franchise of this decade little bro
>>537339574>>537339338I honestly dread CMs seeing shit like thatits already annoying as fuck to even get a single thing like straightaway spurt, imagine if to win a CM you have to legacy ELEVEN fucking must-have skills
>>537339840I'm pretty sure Fate is still #1
>>537339859At least you have Tachyon's event. So that 1* stam with all the must have skills can be fixed to be a 3*
Why are people training matikane as a parent right now again?
>>537339776>let me just random the title because im too stupidConsidering shit tons of anons did "random the title" I think you kinda shot yourself in the foot with the point you were trying to make
Post your mile parents for cancer hai
>>537339942something something uma is a wit game japslop something something christmas oguri
>>537339859I wonder if you get a more extensive starter kit in the JP version. I know you can borrow support cards, but if you need to breed 200 generations of umas to catch up it must be daunting to new players.
>>537339942WITGOD told me to do it
>>537339942>ez career>full access to triple crown racesyeah
>>537339876fate as a franchise started 20 years ago, uma did in 9
>>537339942777 unfucks umas that run out of stamina, it will also become relevant when other alta are released, she is also one of the easiest to train umas.It's skill is decent, smokescreen is a good debuff and she has a lot of good compatibility with long horses.
>>537339942from what i've witnessed (not a theorycrafter)>777 for oguri and christmas/holiday oguri her p3 is 777 but it's also prob for hints>races don't overlap compared to other umas so you can farm plenty of useful whitesand... that's it i think, i didn't watch that one video but only from what anons say here
>>537336542g1s are only ran if there's no good training. Running a bunch of them is for making parents because of how affinity works
>Afflicted with slacker the turn before summer camp
>>537340157fair enough
>>537339338absolute kino>>537339417the same thing that happens to any long term game that works on a grow stat based system like this, bloat. think of any shounen that sbeen going for a while, thinkgs having to get bigger and bigger
>>537339840In another universe we would have collaborations with kemono friend horses thanks to the JRA.Kemono could have been huge but it got killed as soon as it began to walk.
I’m a straight male who is sexually attracted to Vodka
HARIKITE IKKOU
>>537337786the uma database and chronogenesis lets you search by support cards
speaking of fate, I wonder if a racehorse could be summoned as a servantyes, I know about red hare, I'm talking about racehorses, like secretariat
>>537335384tokai teio and haru urarayou may not recognize them due to the cartoon style and also just being a unfinished sketch
>>537340339>kemono could have been hugenot really anon, too furry and too little focus
I tried using Nice Nature instead of Matikaneschizophrenia to farm and realized just how bad of an idea that was when megabuffed Teio came and won every classic triple crown race
>>537339790you really only see this amount of tryhard autism because the game is brand new and the power gap is way more noticeable, after the next scenario releases around the end of october and getting SS becomes a somewhat common thing no one will care that much
post something cute
>>537340280
>>537340413Fertile
>>537340446>too furryit's literally the exact same level of "furry" as uma
>>537340413Wouldn’t pull out
>>537340491
sex trainer > faceless t-head trainer > male trainer
>>537340545not hot enough
>>537340446I still remember fondly the semi horror doujins with racoon.11s were pumping out so much soulful fan content, up until the disaster that followed.
>>537340413i'd give her a full body hickey
Holy 11 white sparks with HOPEFUL / URA. I want to save this just in case for the tachyon event right? It's only turf for pink but I'm tired of farming.
>>537340545they look more furrythey behave more furrythe whole theme is a fucking zooits not remotely similar bro
>>537340446>>537340698>not really, kemono is too furry, even tho uma are literally kemonothere is stages of kemono, fur isn't mandatory you troglodyte
>>537340595
Bros...
>>537340746i get what you mean anon but im just saying kemono friends girls are too deep into the kemono scale compared to uma girlsuma girls as just highschool girls with ears/tails and they like to run (aka track team girls)
>>537340698Post apocalyptic zoo with a terraforming agent that draws power from the top sentient species of the planet it lands.It was a weird franchise, I loved how they turned animation errors and clipping into lore all things considered.
>>537340684>1 star greysYou're bound to get better by then and you'll have a 3 URA to increase
>>537340770
I found Christmas Oguri's special skill. It looks pretty busted, but also a pain in the ass to trigger. You can't even use it until you have the 3+ stamina skills, right? Doesn't that put you at a disadvantage early in the career?
>>537341027>Doesn't that put you at a disadvantage early in the career?lmao
>>537339058>introduces a thread of tips with a screenshot of winning ura finale to prove legitimacyholy fuck are twittertards really this retarded and useless at this game?
>>537329434tanukimaker uploaded,you can make your own tanuki nowplease add in op,thankshttps://mega.nz/file/iZ0WxZSb#y2_ux3NYIUDpK-Ho31-RwiQZk1UKOYeuFD6ARTE-X9A
>>537341001
>>537340410Unfortunately for you Vodka is canonically a lesbian
>>537341027You select 2 guaranteed procs, then use 777 as the third so you get the full benefit right before the end where it's most powerful.
>>537341108>tanukimakerwhat the fuck
>>537340932I guess that's true. I'll keep it just incase for now and go back to the mines.
>>537341027it only activates at the second half of the race bro
>>537341093yeah
>>537341027>Would xmas oguri be bad during careerYeah nigger a pace runner that wins by existing is going to struggle with the fucking career.
>>537341027You also need the wit to activate all 3. Finemotionlets will be coping hard
>>537341172Honses can’t be gay
>>537341197these cute gifs are called tanuki
horse lore mastersdid gold ship ever do the end closer/anchors aweight thing irl or is it purely what they came up with for the game?
>>537341495nyeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stxE99MCzJo&t=53s&pp=ygUVYXJpbWEga2luZW4gZ29sZCBzaGlw
>>537340935holy sexo, when is cyjew adding this uma?
Who the fuck is "unsu"
>>537341445I know that, my surprise was about the "maker" bit
>>537336542none, ideally. they are not stat point efficient
>>537341593she's been in NPC jail for 3 years bro
>>537335708i'm day 1 and these are my first all 3* spark parents.
>>537341423YURI GAME
>>537341341im fascinated by bad artkeep posting
>>537341347hot damn
>>537341557kino
I love only having 3 careers a day due to spark RNG dogshit forcing me to borrow good parents, and I love it even more when the runs are bricked by the end of classic summer due to shit RNG.
>>537341773BAKUSHIN
>>537341495that's how gold ship won almost every racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgz821c0AVghere he is at the back of the satsuki sho at the half way markhe then cuts inside on a very heavy track when every other horse went way out side and just retard strengths through the awful turf to win it
>>537341725why is cyjew like this?
>>537340935Spe has such a cute family. When are they adding Suzuka’s kids?
Where can I find a girl like Nice Nature...
>>537341940do you think this is... you know...
>>537341894Well, it's a rougelite. The random run-ending BS is the point. At least we're supposed to get to reroll sparks soon.
>>537342017Silence Suzuka died a virgin
>>537341648wait I thought Gold Ship roomate is still unknow
>>537341894you do realize that good borrow parents dont grow on trees, right anon?after your 3 daily borrows are done, you are meant to farm until you create your own good borrow parents
>>537341970Genuinely hype to see. I never thought I'd think that about horse racing before this game.Have you visited your local horse track anons?
>>537341834Chainsaws were first invented for childbirth. They were developed in Scotland in the late 18th Century to help aid and speed up the process of symphysiotomy (widening the pubic cartilage), and the removal of disease-laden bone during childbirth.
beautiful
Post something cute
>>537342337>not shown:>Gained 13 guts>Gained 12 power>Gained 1 wit
>ughhhhh i'm already tired and i don't feel like grinding career runs or playing other vidya, i guess i'll just swipe on tinder for a bit while watching jewtube on the si-
>>537341423Yes, homosexual behavior, including horses preferring same-sex partners, has been observed and confirmed in various animal species, including horses. While not as commonly studied as in some other species like sheep, instances of same-sex sexual activity in horses have been noted by biologists, particularly in all-male bachelor herds where mating opportunities with mares are absentfyi this applies to most of the animal kingdom
>>537342637this is my favorite
>>537342704Your opening line, /uma/?
>>537342714they only do that because I like it
>>537342637
>>537342107>Here lies Silence Suzuka>She's nevered scored
>>537329434STOP WESTERNIZING THE CONTENT OF UMA MUSUME YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT GENUINELY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>every time yuri was brought up it was used as baitThere's not a single genuine yurifag in this general
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>537342904posting the canon version
>>537342714All Umas canonically slurp Toreina cock.
>>537343048This is an EDIT!
>>537343061
>>537339942From what I've read it's because Mati is a good parent for Tachyon, and Tachyon is a good parent for lots of umas and specifically for Xmas Oguri
>>537343121only a tourist would say that
>>537343037
>>537343179You heard me
>>537343048bet suzuka has a mean vacuum blowjob
sex with tachy and cafe my two wives
>>537342929>sperging out over umas being drawn in powerpuff styleimagine being this mentally ill
>>537343270Glub that down slut, yeah...
>>537343037>>537343270Can umas drink alcohol?
holy shit bono is fucking BIG
>>537342929>Nippon Sodaisho Defend Japan's honour bwo
>>537343339You find drinking water erotic?>>537343390Probably.
>>537343395for manlets like yourself
>>537343280can confirm, she somehow comes every night to my house
>>537343390Tachyon just asked for ethanol in one cutscene where she was going to give herself a glucose IV, at least
>>537339859you started early so it's ok, with time if you started early you'll get there, but if you would have started in let's say october/november 2025, damn I think that's the cutoff and you're just fucked with competing in any pvp, it's just a chill cute umamusume story game for you
>>537343412
Anon you are still doing cm2 aces? You won't make it in time for prepping groundwork mile parents for cm3
>>537343390Yes, but I shouldn’t let them
>>537342715Holy shit is that Haribote Elegy
>>537329434>ok for western shit>suddenly that goldshipYUCK
>>537339942I don't know, Ill start that after farming gemini aces, they're not gonna gaslight me with sidequest bullshit
>>537343620I'm still making cm2 parents
>>537342815I want to fuck this old man
>>537336426>>537334374Well that solves my Top Gun issue.
Umas shouldn't be strong enough to pin their trainers down...
>>537342929honestly aside from goldship it's a relatively fine compared to the other western ops we went through last time
>>537341093>GOLD SHIP IS HARD TO TRAIN, BRO>tried it>no noticable difference compared to other umas except for the annoying locked training event>same with Haru Urara>cleared her career in the first tryMost people are just bad at the game. Have you seen the umas that people brought to Taurus Cup first round? 500-600 stamina abominations that would die even with no debuffs
Why is everyone saying to run the triple crowns? What's special about them compared to other G1s?
Hishi Akebono is so big bros
>>537343429Yes, especially when they're sweaty
>>537343819anon?
>this thread is full of sea/SA hyper manlets
>>537343412Wouldn't Grass Wonder be the better representative of a Westerner trying to defend Glorious Nippon Honoru
>get Turf S and Long S>game gives me two night owls with multiple infirmary visits and slackerVery cool
Oh no, my trainee has a fever
>>537343867For parent farming? Same epithets with grandparents also increases affinity
>>537340770Nature as amazing voice actor and the prettiest eyes, I could stare into her and my low battery of lifeforce would just gets undepressed and charge right back up, she was the Hopeful Stake at my side all along
I'm going to have sex with Silence Suzuka.
>>537344001Spe is the last line of defense against foreign degeneracy.
Uma that would keep sucking even after you nutted?
>>537343880Not as big as Biwa's fucking ginormous head.
>>537343956>whines about SEA>posts the biggest SEAbait uma
>>537344001>no spurtIt's still bricked even with max spd/stam
>>537344110>noupathetic manlet
>>537343949THIS IS WRONG!
>>537344048Still
I'm a SEA manlet.Give me a wife.
look at the fucking head sizes. bono isn't tall, she's straight up scaled 1.25x higher than the average uma
>>537342929should we tell him about the ppg style fanarts japanese artists always keep making?
Uma that have stuffy socks and forcefully jerk you off while holding them against your face?
>>537344048
>>537344236She's a giant
>>537344048She absolutely would.
>>537344223
got my first ever 9* stam...
>>537344452explode
>>537344320Why is Dia such a lewd horse?
erm check out my purple hair horse bwos
>>537344483(You) slut
>>537344452die
I don't like Dia.
>>537344452Kys
Only my third hot spring pull
>>537344552>Dia will never tongue fuck your urethra
why is the latest character a little girl in a wedding dress bros?
damn this was such a close tachyon runmy stamina looks so fucking low but umalator says it should be enough as long as i dont run into two debuffersif her breath of fresh air procs is wasted she's also doomedi was gonna run one uma who can tank debuffs and one who cant, so i guess she can be the one who can't...i will probably try to rebuild her with gourmand instead but her stats are so close to perfect (if she doesn't get debuffed by more than 2%)i think i wanted golshi to be the one who would win if there were no debuffers, because with triple recoveries she'll be forced to gamble on bofa/cooldown while a pace with gourmand/maestro wouldn'ther stats are so close but i'm scared she's just gonna whiff bofa and losei guess i still have weeks to make another one, the reliability of gourmand should probably not be underestimated (or rather, the shittiness of bofa)
>>537344497>only 2 gold recovery skillsGlue
>>537344348She wouldn't understand that only a certain amount comes out every time and would try sucking on it like a straw to try to get more to come out.
Apparently this is dogshit and unusable
>>537344320I’d nut so fast for Dia
>>537344497why 4 tier1 greens instead of 2 tier2? genuinly asking
>>537343819teio deadlifted 200lb first attempt. Umas will destroy trainer and you can't do anything about it
>>537344635I wonder if umas also have that retarded attitude of blushing when they're called by their first name instead of their last name
>>537344814Sounds cute, hot, and incredibly painful.
>>537344497>hydrateSpecial Fraud bricking yet another run
>>537344856i didnt know which one was good so i bought all of them
Umas don't smell
>>537344923Just imagine what Brian's capable of without the weights...
>>537343702you do not like tall buff women?
>>537344821i can imagine why. same shit just bigger numbers. 2200 is the new 1200.
Do you like your horses retarded like the original anime or depressed like cinderella grey?
how do you get Gourmand on an Uma
>>537345124I like umas like the game
>>537345174special needs
>>537345015ah, for the carrier mode itself if you started buying early, I guess makes sense
>>537345124the only reason they're depressed in cg is because they aren't fucking their trainers, so i'm gonna have to go retarded
>>537345174Special Week event cardSpecial WeekOguri Cap
>>537345336I dont have the event card, is it over for me?
>>537345124What is that oguri cap doing in that cropped image?
>>537345098I like my women to look like women
>>537345328>because they aren't fucking their trainersyeah, because their trainers are fucking their moms instead
>>537344935Finally won with a late surger! The three unique skills I gave her almost never activated so im still figuring out how this game works, but she still did really wellThanks anons
>>537345406taking a fat shit after eating too much, she's such a slob I swear
i want hag horses, where are they?
>>537345441thats not fair that was before she was born
>>537345441>Hey Oguri, do you want to go to the Nationals?>Hey Oguri, you should go to the Nationals!
>>537343819Do you think most trainers don't even fight back because of the implication?
I'm having sexual relations with Junge Pocket
>>537345784I’m sorry
>Is another youtuber fraud giving advice with full MLB SSR decks but no Taurus Platinum titleHow do these fags reproduce so fast
How's El Pasta as a Gemini ace?
>>537345441Is this real?
>>537345731We can't fight back... We just have to take it like good little Torenas...
Friendly reminder if your uma's umas are smaller than 90cm she is meant for the glue factory
>>537345849gomenasorry but I need to post absolute coal on youtube to list my gambling expenses as business ones for tax evasion purposes
>>537339942Piggybacking off this, my Tachyon is only 1*. What other parent with a recovery skill could I use for Christmas Oguri who'd also appreciate Matikane?
>>537345838Falco’s smart enough to know we ain’t using that
Goddamn, watching S1 is already making me get back to cardio
>>537345441Wait so let me get this straight>loser until uncle hands him a job to look after horses>tries to convince Oguri to not go to Central because of selfish reasons>treis to take the trainer exam and fails>litterally useless>gets rewarded by fucking Oguri's momWhat the fuck?
>>537344923im gonna fuck brian>>537345117im going to marry luna and adopt teio
Why is El good at everything?
>>537346106I want to have a loving Nice Nature wife, along with some Nice Nature children. And I will train our kids to be a champion Uma like her mother.
I want to be physically abused by an Uma but after she beats me up she pampers me and causes me crippling psychological trauma.
>>537346210this would mean he fucked her mom before all of that, so deadbeat dad/one night stand situation
Is there anyway to increase the odds for a straightaway spurt spark?
Did they make the bingo easier this time?
gaman dekinai
>>537346210>>treis to take the trainer exam and failsWait, he failed?Damn, thats one useless trainer.
WHAT THE FUCKTACHYON'S UNIQUE REQUIRES HER TO BE FURTHER BACK THAN 3RD?this shit is not proccing in cm,,,
Why aren't there more content creators reacting to the MVs or the BGMs?
Oguri the Cap
>>537346620this is why you need to run 2 paces, Taiki's shooting for victory had the same issue in cm1
>>537346494Easier? I've gotten 3 26 spin cards, it's fucked for me.
>>537346210>forgot to register her for classic raceclassic Jo
>>537346494i just got to spin 28...
How am I supposed to get Golshi pot 5 bros?...
>>537346339>>537345441>grey is actually a story about a father and daughterI don't know how to feel about this
>>537340436I feel like the artist missed the mark on those two, Teio I managed to recognize later after I tried to remember who was remaining from Spica girls, the sketch really hid her unique white hair, and Urara is too generic cute girl
>>537345935She'll get her time to shine in the next one
>3 mood downs in a row followed by migraine>3 infirmary vists didn't clear it and summer startsThis should be illegal
>>537345441DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, KITAHARA
>>537346415I won her over with my cock
>>537346925Tumor
>>537346771mfw Kitahara tapped this
>>537346210>>537345441Jo sent Oguri to nationals so he can have sex with her mom 24/7.
Post more Oguri cropped porn!
>>537346923Cool thanks I'll build her for that instead. Does she want Seiun's ult by any chance or can I try building her now?
>>537346210>>537346771you guys know it's an edit.. right?
This is the best i've got so far.Left is faster by far. 127 more speed, S long, but it finishes at 265 / 4070 HP. 6.5% HP left. Can be murdered by NN.Right is slower but finishes at 408 / 3957 HP. 10.3% Enough to live two fully competent NN barrages.I'll keep trying for improvements but if all future RNG is even worse than this idk which one I'd bet on.
fucking taishin is such a jobber, god. she either wins everything or does this pathetic showing so bad i dont even get the 20 wit from kiryuin
>>537345098I love buff woman but she needs to be "sexually balanced", bigger the muscles = bigger her tits (see melon22 art)
I was making a Teio grandparent with a bunch of End Closer skills for Taishin but I'm starting to think there might actually be something behind running an End Closer Ace Teio.
>>537347121simple as that
>>537347229ThisThis is why Gentildona is better
>>537346494dunno if I got lucky or what, got the second card on roll 16
>>537346771I mean Kitahra is in his 40's no? It kinda already was
>>537345441Isn't this an edit?
>>537347182prove it
>>537347090You'll have to be able to raise her front to A though. You can't run her as pace and expect AaS to proc because front runners are meta in cm3
What happens if everyone doesn't have enough stamina going into late race?
where is right-handed and standard distance!!!!
>>537347573>front ERight, never mind
>>537347743they slow down
Stay Gold, please stop talking about my dick in public
>>537347572Hell no. She'll eat hundreds of dollars worth of food behind my back.
>>537347572This artist’s Oguri is so fucking cute.
>>537347758matikane wit and nishino flower speed/power
>>537347867my mcqueen parent has them as white skills but they didn't proc (of course i get long S though)
>>537347490cingrey spoilers of course
i kinda wanna build super creek as my second pace chaser to pair with tachyonstamina uniques seem really nicehers will proc as long as she's not first, which should happen at some point mid race20% wit is kinda rough though...not sure who else to build as a second pace
>>537347472obviously
cingrey?More like cringey
>>537348145MAMBO
I don't like Gentildonna.
>>537346119>>537346119>>537346119Anyone?
>>537348002so her trainer is the only one that can cheer her up huh? just like the game!
>Night owl 2 turns before hopelessbricked
>>537348145You have alerted the Mambo.
I bricked my account
>>537348298Is he really her trainer at this point when most of her races are with his uncle?
>>537346210he later passes the exam
>>537348291Matikanefukukitaru panties send post
>>537346494can't they fucking make 1 click unload all chips and not this clickfest that wastes my time?
>>537348430Curren’s pussy is better than all of theirs
>>537348480if you ask Oguri she will say yes
*Assault your trainee*
>>537348582I don't get it
>>537344320>>537344552I came
>>537341108I'm getting this when I try to launch, any idea?
>>537348430She's looking for a beating
>>537348606yes ofc they can, its already implemented on JP versionbut they don't want to
>>537348661Gotta have em
Cucked by the blue spark again.
>>537347208does this simulator thingy evaluate input the same way every time or is there actually rng of proccing skills involved? If second then you people need to run this shit 5 times in a row minimum and compare for any meaningful conclusion
>>537348849still good though for the future
>>537348650But he literally did nothing, and the uncle is the one giving her all the advice to win.Feels unearned if you ask me, the game Oguri old trainer did it better.
>>537348430This is why making teams is never a good idea
ZAMN
>>537347208So I do need to build another nn. FUCK
>>537347743Everyone will just walk to the finish line
>>537349007Dia chan is so cute
I don't like Dia.Give me a wife.
>>537348718CAIGEIIIMSUUUUUUU TEMEEEE
>>537348849>fixed later by Tachyon What's the issue?
>>537348891by default it runs 500 times to get a respectable average. You can change the RNG seed and set it to run any number of times if you want to look at different possibilities. You can also run the skill chart to see how much effect every skill in the game could have on it's performance, and then look at the worst, best, mean, and median results for the skill, so you know what the best skill options are.It doesn't simulate a full race with 9-18 horses tho, so many skills its just assuming it goes off without actually knowing if you actually would pass someone to trigger a skill.
When are we getting free uma pulls. I dont want to be training for CMs
>>537348940They bring Kita-ojii back for a reason maybe it's unearned but it's what's going to happen next most likely
>>537349206Can those also up pink stars?
>>537349151But Dia-chan is the perfect wife!
>>537349007The crown jewel of the Satono family
STOP GIVING ME 1* GUTS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAA>>537334186VERY CUTE COW AAAAAAAAA
>>537349343Get away from me disgusting feetfag
>>537349151Sorry anon, Dia is your wife, that's just how it is
>>537349342Yeah
>1st summer>Absolutely no one showed up to speed training
>>537349151Curren
>>537349520Take a shower, bro.
Actual hag uma when?
>>537349598?
All night horror movie marathon with Kingu!
>>537349520Happened to me with 4x speed cards. I think I need to take several days of break after this. Clearly burnt out
>Pony is canonically being said in game>That means short umas exist>possibly even shorter than 130cmGOOD LORD I NEED A PONYMUSUME GAME NOW
>>537349606last week of September
>Taishin career>Night Owl right before the mood down Practice Poor event
>>537349708IMAGINE
>>537349835ToT
>run meta support deck>all the umas want to train Guts>run a meme 4 Guts deck>they never want to train GutsWe need to look deeper into this phenomenon.
>>537349687>The Conjuring 2>Insidious>The Amityville Horror
>>537348291Your only other option for a parent with a Recovery inherit is realistically Super Creek and her affinity isn't too bad
scary
>>537349708Isn't that just kita and dia in season 2?
>>537349808Curren is made for fuck
>>537347208>NN>In long>With a debuff deckEven more of a meme than front Urara good luck with that.
So what is her first rate plan?
STOP GIVING ME FUCKING GUTS SPARKS
>>537350007I will fuck the sadness out of Rice!
>>537349748Do we get 100 free uma pull from her banner?When are we getting 100 free uma pulls?I need some SSRs yall...
What rank would a club with everyone doing 2-3 runs a day be at? Trying to decide if I should go find a new club or not.
>>537350025No no my friend. Ponies are literally horses that are bred to be shorter (less than 14 hands).Kita and Dia were just young
what actually causes the director to upgrade a certain type of training?
I didn't know students were allowed to buy condoms
>>537350172you think cygames is running a charity?
>>537349950Thanks for checking anon. I'll always be using her SSR card so her being the parent is probably pointless. I'll just pray for Tachyon dupes to fall upon my account...
>>537350240press it 4 times
>>537350141"that"
>>537350248She doesn’t know what it is. That’s why she’s asking you
>>537350172wait, don't tell me you actually believed the "100 free pulls" gaslight?
>>537350182if everyone is doing a 300k+ x3 a day careers you should be somewhere in the top 500
>>537342929they look better in western cartoon style desu
are SSR mcqueen, rice shower, and winning ticker from the club point shop umashit?
why is this general full of brown horny virgins?
The only acceptable western style for umas is MLP style
>>537349808curren is tempting me
>>537350382you are a subhuman degenerate
>>537350367https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1475300434642608134
>>537350531That's anniversary though? Maruzen is half-anniv
the simulator says this survives with plenty of HPi think if i can get to about 950-1000 speed and S long i'm gonna do it
>>537336720I believe the joke here is that she's saying "Neko" which is the sound a cat makes, which is similar to her appearance.
suzuka has 0 sex appeal
>>537350343>heart emoji>"I really don’t know…"it's a trap anon
>>537349606SoonHere's a totally unrelated image of a 17 year old girl while you're waiting
>>537347334i demand more
>>537350530>"y-you are degenerate for not liking horsegirls in weebshit style!"ok bro whatever you say lmao
>>537350531That's cause of new years
>>537350584living together and not married? wtf is this degenerate poly shit
>>537349748s.maru is oct 12 estimate
>>537350739False
>>537350854This but unironically
>>537350748meanwhile Stay with her trainer
>>537350474just like this?https://files.catbox.moe/8ccbln.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/gcbn2p.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/vri4rk.webphttps://files.catbox.moe/z2808i.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/k4858z.webphttps://files.catbox.moe/09hv3o.webphttps://files.catbox.moe/f1lv6v.webp
>>537350854
Goddammit, I'm gonna go crank it to uma panties again
>>537350854westerners are fucking gross, everything they do is worse than aids cancer fat homo trans fucks
Hmm, not against these white sparks, nice to see a lot races especially being pretty relevant for CM2 and I get Straightaway Spurt to stick around. Now let's guess the blue spark :^)
Been joining public rooms. People can reach 1000/1000, but not hit 1200/1200 from what I'm seeing. It's 1000-1100/900-1000 stats mostly.
man sorting all my umamusume folders is a pain in the ass
>>537350970sex
>>537351013cope
Does wit actually have diminishing returns after 400? Skill activation isn't the only thing it does.
>roughly 1.5 days left until new monthClub status?
>>537350172Cygames didn't even start giving out free daily 10 pulls until 2nd anni bwo
>>537350895>two days after my BDnice
>>537350970enjoy your vacation
>>537351163I'm hopping
>>537351152You are not exactly proving your point
>>537350739faggot
>>537351226Failed expectations or just looking to aim higher?
>>537351152I like how scalet is drawn but golshi looks like the projection of some tranny
>>537350946Cute old man
>>537351198>vacation>for linking to catboxmods/jannies will ban you for anything these days, but not tha
>>537351262i don't carethey all look fine in western style anyways
>>537351152Scarlet looks cute here. But golshi looks like johnny bravo on estrogen
>>537351453>
>>537350739She is the pinnacle of female beauty
>>537351335They keep too many deadweights in, there were nearly 10 people with <10m fans before Gemini if that's any indication. There's always some shoe trading going on but that's about the only nice thing I can say.
>>537351549Her children will starve with the lack of milk
>>537351549>no breastsDisgusting.
FINALLY AN OK PARENT
>>537351549If I saw this in the streets I'd assume they were a tranny.
do these guys event want views??? Or are they deliberately releasing videos late so we dont have enough time to prepare.
>>537351625>>537351610post your ideal uma then
>>537351549God I love Suzuka's flat chest.
>>537351591Sorry to hear that, hopefully there will be a spot within a top 500 /uma/ club for you.
>>537350330I like this plan
>>537351684>no URA Finalemmmmmmmmmmmmm nyo
what is she thinking about?
>>537351698Nice self-report on your tendencies towards women xister, stay out of their sports please.
>>537351708
>>537351703the latterthey've already successfully gaslit people into going 1100+ stam and 3 golds
>>537351840Climbing the stairs to adulthood.
>>537351721Thanks anon, fingers crossed
>>537351708Lots of milk
The grumpier the Dober the sexier
>>537351076 (me)I'm bored, here's the answer anyway lol.
>>537351549amen. Praised be Suzuka
are ANY of brian's potentials worth getting they all suck
>>537351453agreed
>>537351840
>>537351889fucking Teio posing like that deserves correction
Let it be known that flat umas can produce plenty of milk
>>537352047Prove it
When is the Gemini Cup? I haven't prepared at all for it.
>>537351703The most informative genuine no gaslight video by the jpwitgawd dropped two days before registration. But then I don't think he needs to release early, he's been dropping bits of how to build for Gemini all this time.
Which /uma/ clubs actually kick deadweights out?
>>537351698>anon casually reveals their sexual preference closeted ppl are so amusing
>get bride top gun>she prefers running on medium>now i have an empty space on my long team trials teamWho can fill the front runner/late surger spot for long teams?
If a tranny looked like Suzuka I'd honestly be fine with that.
>>537352047flatties just need a little more stimulation to produce milk
semen retention obtained
>>537351990body is amazing you retard
Self-insert allow viewers to escape their reality and experience idealized versions of themselves in fantastical settings, fulfilling desires they not have in their own lives.
Me when im cygames and idk how to balance anything so i turn it into a speed or acceleration skill
>>537352247You really should be discussing your mental illnesses with a therapist and not online
Bros I'm having second thoughts, do I do it?
Have (You) played the overlord's career yet? Is she your team trials' ace? Do you rewatch Road to the Top and Beginning of a New Era every week?
>>537352476Yes, impregnate your sister
>>537352407but enough about spe
>>537351549She truly is
>>537352578I don't have her.Also her crown looks dumb.
Who has a 3* Curren they’d be willing to share?
>>537351990beeline burst eventually gets buffed
>>537346279Not got at sex
>>537347334SAUCENYOW
Does this game want me to quit?
what the fuck, give me my SS rating for Long, I know you can do it.
The other day I was thinking how I'm past the point of ever not making it to/losing URA but somehow, Rice Shower keeps innovating ways to disappoint me.Stupid retarded piece of shit didn't even make it past URA qualifiers, she got a grand total of 0 (zero) double speed rainbows in her entire career despite having 3 (three) speed cards so she wound up with sub 500 speed by finalsstupid bitch
>>537353009No, it wants you to do a recreation to cure that slow metabolism in the shrine.
>>537353093Have you tried increasing power?
When is this german whore coming out?
>>537353106update: the cure to being fat is studying
I'm so fucking tired of making a grandparent bros is this good enough to cope without daily borrows
>>537352578I prefer NTR and Ayabe
>>537353093Sounds like a trainer issue
Too bad this isnt an ace run
>>537353093You are a trash trainer. This is your fault. Rice is a good girl who tried her best. You failed her.
>>5373531981 month
>>537353093Onii-sama issue
UWAAAAAAGH
Umas that would accept you saying no to marrying them?
>>537353236ASS
>>537353236>no turfit's glue anyway
>>537353475but enough about spe
>>537353093im convinced everytime you run a career with her it coin flips at the start and you either get an amazing run or literally everything goes wrong.
How do Umas afford a manor as big as the Mejiro's?
>>537353475Lmao
>>537353475imagine doing that
>>537353597Pleasuring rich oji-sans.
Unlike that other anon I'll make a great Rice Shower and I won't stop until my daughter-wife is happyWhat's her preferred distance and strategy?
>>537353597race money? duh
>>537353571That's a lot like life if you think about it.
It's kinda fun how everyone always parrot about gold ship 12M but mcqueen lost 14M
>>537353597Trainers slave trafficking, most of them sold to epsatono island
>>537352803How do you trigger the director to give you beeline burst?
>>537353784Did McQueen lose on purpose?
so is vampire rice as good as normal rice?
I will not tolerate Rice Shower slander, that bwo is being a mighty doink head.
>>537353657Long, 3200m, Tenno Sho (Spring)
>>537353852>Rice>Good
>>537350076nah. people are skimping stam even more here than they were in Taurus. 1 NN can gut 5%. 2 of the heals people plan to use, cooldown and bofa, are inconisistent that can activate on any straight, including the first with no time buffer, or the last at 1 second from the finish.activating in the first 1/8th has diminished returnsactivating in the last 25% you've already lost 30 seconds ago.people will be just as vulnerable in Gemini as they were in Taurus.>>537349012if you build right you can drain 5% with a nice nature. you can also slow targeted styles by .15 for 9.6 seconds. a 2nd debuffer can only take 3%. if you wanna triple down, your end closer ace can run stamina eater (very minor 0.5% drain + 1.5% heal) and intense gaze (another .15 slow for 9.6s)It's weaker than the 8% + 4% you could pull off in Taurus, but people will also be way more likely to be barely surviving and depending on RNG for Gemini.
>>537353952rice is the goodest girl btw
>>537353836mcqueen pushed one horse and made other trip
>>537354020
>>537353954>5%>1% fluster>1% subdued>0.5% stam eaterwhere's the last 2.5%?
>>537353657>doesn't even know his "daughters" aptitude
>>537353952>metafag
>thought i was having a good run>enter senior year>director is at bluefuck
>no S longwe were so close
>>537354159She can go both Medium or Long, and her strat could be anything other than close, sureBut on which one she's better though?
post your spurt parent
GUESS THE DAMAGE
>>537353952This. Rice is ass
>having trouble sleeping recently so I decided to try ASMRholy shit I get it know. I NEED to lay my head down on super creeks lap and fall asleep to her cleaning my ear.
>>537354280A clean 2* power
>>537354298MOMMY
>>537353852this is the jp long tier list from gamewith, take this info as you will
>>537352224Super Creek can reach A front with 7 sparks.Daiwa Scarlet can reach A long with 1 sparkBesides them you'd need a 3star.Bourbon needs 1 long sparkMcqueen and Rufolph need 1 front spark
>>537354298You have been blessed by our most merciful lady: Super Creek. May your dreams be as sweet as honey, umadacchi!
>>537354298I’ve been using asmr to help me sleep for years. Ear cleaning through earbuds is top tier.
>>537354146All seeing eyes still work, its very unlikely to hit though
>>537354429it happens
>>537354526just get late savvy and studious for more fov
>>537354435>3 stars mogged by super creekfraudolf...taishit...lice sharter...sped....
>>537354343>>537354280AAAAAAAAAAAAA FINALLY YESSSSSSS IT ONLY TOOK 32 RUNS!!!!!!
>>537354526yeah narita and goldshi will be behind your neicha
>>537354437Wish I had any of those 3*Guess Daiwa Scarlet it is, thanks bro
>>537354146All Seeing Eyes still works on Long running as a late surger. She'll still get passed by everyone at the final leg to trigger it. It's a straight this time around so it's not going to get cone geometry'd.
>3 front>2 pace>10 late>Decide to run F rank front runner Was this the right call? I won by 1 1/2 L but I don't know if I was always going to win and I handicapped myself or if this line up has a legitimate chance of getting a pace chaser boxed in behind all the late surgers
>>537354267This is the best I've got, gonna do ace runs with this and a borrow
25 runs and not a single SS sparkIt can't be THAT low of a rate right?
>>537354598
>>537354603>no uraum
>>537354435laisu no...
>>537354435>Original McQueen and Creek are top S tierOk, so why bother getting anyone new?
Love mares
>>537354639it activates late-race>>537354585late savvy yes, but studious activates mid race and all seeing eyes activates late race so unless you're extremely lucky by activating studious just before late-race, then have all seeing eyes activate very early into late-race while also having enemy end closers go ahead of you during that time, studious will not do anything
>>537354725>2 star spurt>races for spring/summer/fall runner>also haste, long corners, and gazedont be jelly
>>537354791Love my Tact.
>>537271715>>537271950I would say we are sufficiently mentally ill and horny enough now for such things.
>>537354791how’d top gun sneak in there?
>>537354838>>537354838>>537354838
>>537354923enjoy your 1100 stam
bread?
>>537354791Mayano isn't a mare.Also Fine motion COULD count? She was a sterile hermaphrodite XXY or something, and that's why she has symetrical decorations.
>>537354435that’s the Team Trial tier list, and JP has evolved skills, so older umas work differently compared to global
I think tail held high requires 5 mid race rolls to be reliable just because THH is a wit roll in itself. Maybe high enough wit is good enough but from what i've seen only 3 mid race rolls is really unreliable.
>>537354429Frontrunner experience
>>537354973you only need 900 for long cm
>>537354435>both Kitas are viable>As expected, Anchors Aweigh but forces two golds regardless of condition to activate (so Fast and Furious and It's On surges her to the front pack for free) makes Summer Golshi broken>Double Maestro with Level 5+ Pure Heart is broken as expected>Tamamo is basically better Oguri+El Condor Pasa combined since her spec boost is through the entire late race Selector Tama and save up for Kita I guess.
>>537352378BANA
>>537353784golshi lost 12 billion yen, actually
>>537354791Just noticed that mares wear short bloomers while the male based horses wear shorts.
>>537356385
>>537356385anon are you sitting down for this? are you emotionally stable enough to receive some obvious news? what if I told you mares wear their ear accessories on the left ear while stallions wear their ear accessories on the right ear.
>>537348940>>537349304Didn't Musaka left Kita to organize everything for Yasuda Kinen 90 and won?It's not like he's fully useless, but still is very fucking green, and still managed to win.Sure, everything fell apart later, but that's just time doing time things
>>537354435>Chrono Genesis>Can only be a med-long pacer initially>BUUUUUUUUUT her ult and gold skills stack if she sticks to medium and longsHow broken are Lilac and Almond going to be then?
>start parent run>becomes a god run>16/16 races 1st place, hopeful+elizabeth, all triple crowns gained>exceedingly rare amount of multiple rainbows, 1200 stam, 1.1k spd>sparks>12 white sparks, 2* Long>1* gutsi think i'm done with this game
>>537354435>My wife's OG and one of her alts are S-tierHOLY BASED
>>537337170>turn a sprinter into a mile/medium racer so you have to grind stamina even on themthis seems like genuinely shit design
>>537354435Is Grass' default not even worth considering?
