Previous: >>537284665>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>3.5 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20250802version-fbil7u/index.html?>The Deliverer Trailer - "Trailblazer"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6XyhwuaMchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjTVP4GxK0Y>Cerydra Trailer - "Step Onto the Board"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AudFPWzkW-khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xuwbaab9P4>Current Character Banners: Hysilens, Kafka + Asta, Arlan, Hook - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40505317>New Drip Marketing:>Evernight (5* Ice Remembrance) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40351051>Dan Heng • Permansor Terrae (5* Physical Preservation) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40369990>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift7S2QGPW4R7YKSTARTTHEFEASTCREATIONNYMPHSTARRAILGIFTSTARRAILFATEPHAINONSENDOFF>/hsrg/ Tools & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14>/hsrg/ Thread Templatehttps://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14
>>537330778>he thinks it's /hsrg/cord behind itYou've been GOKU SHATTERED
Never forget zzz flopped despite 2 relaunches
>>537330823>Paglus Uh oh yuritroon not gonna like this
>>537330823Goku WON.
yurikek melty incoming
Okay, /hsrg/How do you feel when you see an image like this?Please provide honest feedback.
this OP pic is like using Sunny Day
>Especial
>>537330823>>537331059>>537331251You're not the "le funny troll" you think your are.Seriously why is your life like this
>>537331276Aventurine would never cheat on Topaz
oh know
WHERE IS SHE?
>>537331451>your areGOKUSHATTER INCOMING
Theresia? she can peg meZaunite? she can pee on meAnise? she can paizuri meRenata? she can blow meNicole? she can jerk me
>>537331107But how would cumming on my feet make me feel good...?
This game needs more harem yuri
>>537331276I don't really give a shit, I just think it's some weird crackship (as usual).
>>537331561Dear pesky Ghost Hunters, the Heliobi and I have taken over the Xianzhou Luofu. The "Chicken Girl" is now a permanent guest at one of my seven spooky hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!
>>537331762You've clearly never had that before. It's okay. Just trust me.
cookies and money please
Kafka love! Kafka handholding! Kafka hug! Kafka kiss! Kafka cuddle! Kafka sex! Kafka marriage! Kafka impregnation! Kafka family! Kafka life!
>>537331276>pag language in the top leftNothing.Why would I feel threatened by a piece of art made by subhumans?
Everyday until Mywife comes back Day (100)
>>537331962Well duh, I've never came on my feet nor has anyone ever wanted to fuck my feet.
>>537332064BASED
>>537331276Cute, but I'm going to have to deduct 4 points for using THAT language.
>>537331762I would dump metric tons of cum all over Cyrene's foot just by touching them
I love pink...
>>537330223You will see me in a few daysGod why did they do this to her?
What’s Madam Herta feats beside having Screwllum on speed dial, and using Polka name to threaten people?
>>537332410She'll be alive in the next cycle.
>>537332512she shooed silver wolf off once or maybe that was screwllum...
>>537332183We can change that today.
Kot!
>>537332548So will it be the same one we met in 3.5 or a different one?
>>537332548I was talking about her kit, she's probably the only one who can outflop Cipher and I don't like it
>>537332410She'll be back. Hoyo hates her though. I seriously don't understand why Hoyo has such hatred for her.
>>537332708>>537332732Hoyo is just retarded, that's all there to it.
If you picked opposite gender protag, you are a Troon. Simple as.
>>537332887>phainon mydei stelle threesomedamn
>>537330823imagine how herta smells down there
>>537332596I guess that's true but I don't know how I feel about it...
Kafka is leaving soon...
>>537332986I remember watching a movie like that, the guys insisted for a threesome but when they had sex they completely ignores the woman
Why can't you guys just act normal? It wasnt anywhere near this bad in 1.x or 2.x
>>537332410I'll fap to her in hoyo's place, she deserved better
>>537333257The only way I'd ever roll for Kafka would be if she breastfed me
>Cyrene patch in 3.7>Will get completely overshadowed by Firefly shill next patch
>>537333496Who's Firefly
>>537333457things have to suck before they get good anon
>>537333457It was actually
>>537333459>condomsMy Imperator would never
>>537333571Just the most popular character in this game
>>537333496>implying anyone gives a shit about that Anal Gang jobberCyrene is goddamn Elysia, that other literal who doesn't even come close
>>537333257Been farming jades for hours...and she still doesnt want to come
im nyoticing how shit the threads are when lava chicken sis isnt around
time for a tug
>>537333213Even more of a reason! Explore new things! You'll know how great it feels afterwards.
>>537333728Monthly reset, PF reset and DU reset all in the same day can probably give you a last 10
>>537333213Don't know who that other anon is but I was here first and I want to cum on your feet. You'll like it for sure I promise.
>>537333842Elysia would love my small penis
>>537333715Who the fuck said anything about the annihilation gang. Also I don't see your pink whore in the top 4
>>537333842sushang poster isnt an agp harlot like you
Why don’t Mydei wear armor?
>>537333842>>537331853YOU gotta help us!
>>537334021There is literally nothing wrong with agp
cerydra during her personal private time
>>537333983Wont they happen way after she is gone?
You have a replica of Mem irl. Only you can see/touch it. What would you do?
>>537333974But which option is the one you want...?>>537333994I guess I'll trust you but isn't it going to be pretty messy?
>>537334181stupid imp
>>537334281hours and hours of onahole pounding every day
>>537334281Important question, can she turn into Cyrene?
Why is Theresia so unpopular?
>>537334275It's this monday, enough time for Americans at least
>>537334095He is trying to seduce men
>>537334471No, but she is the real Cyrene. Like, Cyrene is just straight up Mem now
>>537334352
>>537334595Okay, another question, can she talk normally or only speak in Mem?
Euros are asleep
>>537334528how is Renata losingdrop the poll I need to vote
Why did you feel the need to bot something like that? Are you some mentally ill 15 years old?
>>537334339Yes it will be messy but we can get an anon to clean it up or you can clean it up yourself. You're flexible enough to reach your feet with your mouth right?
>>537334751>mentally illAnon, where do you think you are right now?
>>537334713Mem speech only
>>537334751You're in a psych ward rn qt.
Might as well ask, do you think TB actually did anything important in 3.5?
>>537334339Whatever option ends with me rubbing on your feet, and then cleaning it up is fine to me!
>>537334880Not sure if I'm that flexible but I guess enough training can fix that>>537335136I guess it's the latter then, 2 people wanting to fuck my feet....
>ameritrannies and yuropoopies still upIsn't it night time in ur cunt? Don't you have parties or dates to go or something? The fuck are you all spending your whole night here for? Jesus fucking hell, spend your life elsewhere but /hsrg/
These ‘men’ are so lonely, they’re forming parasocial bonds with ‘female (trannies)’ anons Funniest shit ever
>>537333689Foorina is gonna win but I think Firefly can take top 2
Do you guys really want a Mary Sue plot? Because WUWA has the Player Charater as a total Mary Sue and it is fucking horrible.
>>537335453nothing wrong with that though
>>537334281I have her go into the Pentagon and gather as much classified military information as she can, which I then sell to China
>>537335453Its fucking horrific to watch, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't entertaining in its own right
>>537333689How many votes for all four?
>>537335540Wuwa mogs the entirety of hoyoverse games. It's literally the best gacha in the market right now
>>537333689>Firefucks about to BTFO by 3 Genshin slutsYou niggers deserve it for acting like incels
>>537335513Furina already curbstomped her
what happened to her after you spent all her money
>>537335584But why tho?
>>537335808Firefly already beat Raiden previously lol
>>537335862I'll just invite her to live in my room
Beside winning against literally who game with 30 votes, has HSR beat any Hoyoverse characters? ZZZ won against us, Genshin won against us, our strongest soldier flopped against Elysia
>>537335691So show me it's sales
>>537335915I like money
So it's about time to get ready to roll for Cerydra. Can't wait to brick my account. Is there nothing happening in the second part of the patch?
>>537334558There is some hope then, thank god
>>537335997>muh sales!!!Everybody knows that the revenue chart is inaccurate and it doesn't show the earnings of Wuwa on consoles and PCs, which is more than 50% of its revenue
Bragging about HSR revenue is like bragging that you are proud to play a shitty game and is funding for more poor quality patches when Wuwa mogs you in terms of QoL and gameplay and story
>T1.5
>>537336147MoC and that drinking event from 2.1 again I think
>>537336231>>537336449Oh, I'm fucking nooticing alright
WuWa is a Genshin competitor, not HSR.
Why are niggas that hate the game camping this thread 24/7
Tbh, Wuwa is probably better, but something about their graphic just doesn’t look/feel right. It’s too high quality where it become uncanny valley
>>537334528Theresia is a literal schizo dyke 32 year old loser who spazzes over straight ships Who the fuck is Zaunite btw
>>537335360Who knows, soon it may be even more people..
>>537336623Go watch more isekai you fucking zoomer virgin
>>537335095No. But that's because you could not.
>>537336582The HSR competitors flopped, all of them.
>>537336623I dislike floaty combat
>>537336593Because we still play this kusoge, duhWe have a valid opinion about gacha games, and seeing the downfall of HSR, from having the most potential of all hoyo games to one of the shittiest, most cash grab gacha games is concerning. I am glad that I'm more invested in Wuwa because the devs actually listens
God I wish BS was straight so I could run this sexo team
If I like Cerydra but hate males, what dps is she good for?
>Go watch more isekaiBut isn’t Wujeet plot basically the average isekai harem sloppa where every female suck the MC cock?
Mydei is rapebait. You could manipulate him into sex for the survival of his people.
>>537336862none of themyou are not her target audience
>>537336892Yes you fucking retard. Go read the reply chain
>>537336623>uncanny valley There’s no way your eyes work as intended
>>537336914He is rapebait because he has a rapist orbiting him, he would crush your skill if you try anything
HSR is more jeet than Wuwa kek. A gacha designed to scam players to go E6 so you can clear its end game, just like how an Indian scam call centers work
>>537336231>consolepoors have more money Delusional. TOp end phones cost over $1k. Nigga, thinks whales arent topping up on phones where you can get benefits/status like google play platinum.
>>537335994In the whole contest Firefly had 3 complicated matches and she lost 2 of them, stomped by Furina, lost vs Elysia and won vs Ei. In a few hours she will be stomped again by Hu Tao.
>>537336862No one currently, she is a trophy wife. People aren't rolling Cerydra for meta, they're rolling for her.
>>537332025keep posting cery-duck anon, please
Why are Aether wives so much more powerful than Caelus wives?
>>537337035He'd do anything for his people, including getting raped by fat men.
>>537337087Dont forget you can top up on a phone and not on a fucking Ps5 KEK
I forgot, what's Evernight actual name again?
>>537337087Bitch please. You can run HSR on the most mediocre phone on the market for like $250Wuwa is barely playable on phones and despite that, it still has decent revenue on mobile. Most of its whales are on PC and consoles.
>>537337187Because they're dieded
>>537337192His people begged him to make Kremnos great again and he told them to stop being retarded
>they're diededMaster tier bait
>>537337192I have definitely watched this episode before
>>537337273March "Mementomori" Evernight
>>537333257no... not again...
>>537337324For their own good, obviously. But if they were endangered and Mydei was told to give up bussy, he would in a heartbeat.
>>537337462Kevin and Kafka?
>>537337273March Khaslana Bosenmori Uchiha Da Silva Smith the 7th
HSRMore like HSaaaaR
Mydei is ugly bastard core right next to Spookle
>>537337273March Lawrence of the Lawrence clan
Can one of you Wuthering faggots explain to me why exactly Septiomnt are atheist and dont worship some sort of a sun god? Its like they saw Roman Sol worship and tried to make that somehow nit be about faith
>>537337273Larganoche
>>537337462Phainon... what are you doing...?
>Khaslana Uchiha>Caelus has a rasengan in the trailerHoly C&C
>>537337572Agree, look at this bug ass thingUgly as hell
>>537337462Phainon, why are you fucking my mom?
>Khaslana Uchiha
>>537337642>>537337683>no ahogeFake
All this time and we still havent gotten a space pirate...
>>537337673Phainon doesn't deserve anything but eternal torment for wasting my goddamn time
>>537337868They'll be the next ranger released when we eventually come back to that subplot in 3 years
Bronya(s) RABU!
>>537336147soul roll
am I the only one who thinks the game is in a bit of a slump right now?
>>537337225You can’t buy gems or whatever on PS5? I can do it on Xbox.
>>537337087>TOp end phones cost over $1k>implying you need that to """play""" Shartoji's VNBitch please, this game can run on any $200+ chink tin-can at 60fps/Medium+ settings.Good luck trying to run wuwa on anything less than the latest Galaxy/iPhone in the market. That game was simply not made to be played in phones and you know it.
>>537338227Pls tell me thats a women
>>537338326It's a very beautiful woman that comes with a bonus.
>>537338283That game was not made to be played, that's why no one does.
>>537338402>bonusdaughter?
>>537337180I don't have that many but here you go it kept giving me rubber ducks on the table so i got annoyed with the prompt
>>537338220We're on the downhill after the Phainon peak until we get to Cyrene
>>537337225>Dont forget you can top up on a phone and not on a fucking Ps5 KEKwhat the fuck are you even talking about now, retard?you don't even have a PS and it shows
Phairene event in Hi3
>get sad>start listening to thug nigga musicdoes anyone else do this
>>537338440Wuwa is a mobile game made to be played on PC. Thats why it doesnt have sales. It had an identiry crisis day one. They should have skipped mobile completely and gone PC-Console only day 1. HSR knows that it can and will run on mobile because it's combat isnt a burden to run on phones. I have an old piece of shit I do dialies and weeklies on and run it fine. Wuwa barely functions
>>537338728I'd listen to thug nigga music with you, to make you happy.
>ZZZ sales drop>"HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT DEAD GAME, WHAT A FLOP! CARRIED BY HSR's MONEY">Wuwa sales drop>" uhn actually these sales chart are hardly accurate and dont take X sales into consideration, plus the game is mostly played on PC so..."I'm noticing
>>537338665Kebin is eternally loyal to Mei, pink home wrecker could only seduce weak willed men like Caelus
>>537338728For me its Cerydra's trailer musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yMXD0pirWkreal trap shit
>>537338876Jeets are DESPERATE for google play cards
>>537338885She also gets Mei
I wish I woke up as Elysia.
>>537338848>>537338897thank you... i'm listening to chief keef right now
The sexiest Chrysos Heir!
Is Sparkle a low class, or high class prostitute?
>>537338976See >>537337038>>537337571
>>537338728For me it's rage beats that get me through when I'm sad
>>537339771sparkle is the time to be racist but still hate fuck siggers
>>537337038jeets are poor so it's the other way around wuwashill
>>537339436
Should I level up Evernight basic attack?
Stinky
Still watching I bet~
>>537340178official btway
>>537340186Her skill is free, you're never going to use it
>>537340178lingshart.....forever alone.......
>>537340178>Yukong and her gay crush>platonicI wonder how these kind of people survive in the fanbase
>>537340261Cyrene is the ultimate /watch/er, she should get more cuck porn (as in she's the one getting cucked)
>>537340261Ma'am, Let me lick your feet!
>>537340532Women can't get cucked, men are made to spread their seed among multiple women.
>>537340178>Ratio loves Ruan Mei
>>537338665Reminder that even Hi3 Phairene featuring a edgelord married man and a giga slut elf who tris to fuck his wife is better written than the Phairene of HSR
If hoyo is doing retcons, they should retcon Evernight to be more of a slut
>>537340261Always watching over you!
This is canon Caelus btw
>>537340671Bismillah the prophet Muhammad pbuh said this
It's a doujin event, Mydeimos
>>537340897<3
>>537340405Initially I thought it was just a chart made by someone who won't accept any gay relationships because of that and Cocolia/Serval but then I saw Ciphglaea and Cerysilens and now I'm just confused
>>537340178>Donemarch>Cracktordei>Phaigrene>RatmeiYou just know this type of person lives in their own world to cope with how shitted on they are by the devs.
It’s a ____, _______
>>537340178>Hanya x Xueyi >"Platonic"It's OTP/Love
>>537341181>CiphglaeaShould be a pedo
>>537340994Uhhhhh this event is botted by Hoyo btw
I love knowing what my favorite thread celeb is up to and saying at every possible moment
>>537341379They're sisters you sick fuck
>>537341564They are also buying everything, those fuckers
>>537341379>DanMarchIsn't that like one of the most common straight ship in this game?
>>537341370date, Naruto.
>>537341609Incest game
>>537341813It's probably the least hated straight ship in the game comparative to how popular the characters are? (Besides Yanli but again, they're not popular so nobody cares.) So yeah, I'd say it's common. Every other het shipshit on that list is either extremely niche or has a vocal hatebase.
>>537341967God I wish I were Serval...
>>537341609
>>537341967
>>537341967I've blown so many loads to this artist stuff. This artist is doing god's work. Hopefully we get more male/female siblings.
>>537341232>leaving out avenpaz and kafbladenipag the hetslopper moment
>>537342261Avenpaz is cute thoughbeit
>>537342261those 2 are canon though and get dev content
>>537342331flopaz didn't even get featured in a collab with sigger unlike fug and sparkle lole
>>537341967We could have been united with incest like our sister games but alas
>>537342261Because Avenpaz is cute (and Kafblade is alright) you endlessly seething brain damaged discordtroon stalker bitch.
>>537342430Aventurine literally got his first collab with her
Aventurine is the gayest man in hoyoverse, he takes more dicks than Topaz.
>>537342478Man hoyo is so unbelievably gay for denying us this
>>537342430lol?
Chink collabs don’t count
>>537342653Phainon*
>>537342623>>537342661Theresia is gonna say this doesn't count
I had thought all the avenpaz sisters had left, glad to see that's not the case
>>537342331>>537342547>>537342623>>537342661>>537342408Idk sis the last time I checked Aventurine didn't have C&C LC with the pig slut. And if you are talking about collabs then Dan and March got multiple so it's funny of you to frame your bias against certain hetslop ships as though it's backed by objective measure of their official content.
WHY PINK LADIES IN THIS GAME NOT A SCHIZO????????!!!
post forgotten characters
Phairice is canon
>>537342853LOL?
>>537342852Careful, xhe's gonna say we're all the same person now>>537342853Take the dildo out your wound, Theresia.
>>537340919
>>537342959...of dressing like shit that Aglaea had to step in and pick their clothes
>>537342949
>>537332707That depends; if she has all the memories of the one from the previous cycle, would you consider her the same person?
>>537342852I'm here, I'm more into phaidei now but I still like them
Qingque wins by doing literally nothing
>>537343017Ah yes because Aventurine being in the background is totally the same as him having a high tension interaction with Dr. Ratio. You are just as much of a loser coping with the fact Hoyo shits on shitvenpaz even more than Dan and March KEK
>>537343082Gos I would rather Cyrene to flop hard than to be in those disgusting pag pictures.
>>537343209
Uh oh ratpiss melty
>>537343273Aventurine and Topaz interacted in the Fate event last patch.Aventurine and Ratio have not interacted since 2.1.
>>537343332Shaoji already got the pag front covered howeverbeitly
>>537343273>d-doesn't count!!
>>537340261I can't stop staring at Elysia, she's too beautiful
>theresia melting down over avenpaz for the 800th time in 2025the absolute state
>>537343346qq's not that big
>>537343587She's erect
>>537343670>She
>>537340919I miss natasha crying when she met her mom again...
>>537343409>scraping for crumbs and making a big deal out of nothingburgersExpected no less from a coping hetslopper
>>537343142Technically yes as a result of the Law Coreflame, which basically gave Hysilens and Cerydra "new game plus". I think the restaurant event further hinted that the two are the same ones from the main story.
>>537343431Yet, she doesn't get art with Paglus because nobody buys that. She just gets art with Phainon and Stelle instead.
excuse me
Cipher stole my...
>>537343781>hetslopperI wish your parents weren't hetsloppers so you didn't exist LMAO
Would you say there's any organic popularity for characters in HSR or is it all manufactured? Like as much as I like Firefly, she was pretty much forced on you at the start of Penacony, and right now Cyrene is being forced on us.
>>537334095Why would he?
Man, I dont really give a shit about Castorice or evernight, but 8 niggas in a roll does sound fun
>>537343781Sis ratiorine is a nothingburger of a ship too, it's not like it's phaidei
>>537343892Bike!Cipher stole my bike! Cipher stole, Cipher stole, stole my bike!
>>537343837my titanigga barthalomew
>>537343904Big Jingus
Can't Welt summon a black hole? Just shove the King's Scepter into a black hole? Hello?
Cipher stole my virginity
>>537343904Nothing is organic about push character popularity, but in the case of their lack of popularity despite the push.
PUT FOFO IN!!
>>537343885>mooncake
>>537343901>>537343931If Ratiorine is 'nothingburger' then what is Shitvenpaz? Hetsloppers are so delusional, especially the ones that think their hetslop is better off than the others despite getting less content KEKYPOW
Aventurine is a nothingburger compared to Phainon
zzz flopped, again.
Just go ahead and summon "him" already, it's only a matter of time the way this argument is looking
>>537344221My Sigga isn't a bunch of 0s and1s
>>537344176It's called having preferences you brain damaged animal.>kekypowCringe, you will never be Shay. >>537344221Phainon is a nothingburger despite all the shilling in the world though?
>>537344318He literally is.
Been a while since I opened my Avenpaz folder
Why are we arguing with each other
>>537344383Yet you framed your hetslop preferences as something backed by Hoyo to a higher degree than the other hetslops rather than a simple preference. Shay will never own /dbs/ lingo and you are a cringe jobless nigress with an absent father
put it in fofo
>>537343892Virginity.
Gunning down fofo
>>537343892My Hysilens and gave me a Bronya instead.
we love fofo here
What patch are they introducing level 100 in hsr?
>>537344710>Yet you framed your hetslop preferences as something backed by Hoyo to a higher degree I said it was cute and made more sense than the ships I listed. It does, seethe more about my hetslop, stupid bitch.You are a 32 year old friendless german dyke with.a leaking axewound who stalks thread celeb socials forming a parasocial relationship and still can't get the facts right LEL
We all should love each other
>>537345038Why would you want that? That just gives them more reason to bump enemy hp.
>this is what peak performance looks likeLOOK AT IT!!
>>537345089watching you
>>537345170Except the green rat.
>>537345170
>>537345126>made more sense than the ships I listedIn your little nigress head. Again you are trying to make a hill out of scraps simply due to preferences like every other hetsloppers and I will always laugh at a sewer rat that thinks it lives a better life than the other rats.>jobless nigress talking about 'getting facts right' while spouting shitposts she heard on 4chanOh I am laughing alright.
>>537343564Theresia went to sleep over 3 hours ago though?Theresia literally lives rent free in your head.
>>537345523How many times will you spam hetslopper? Until your mentally ill troon brain explodes?> I will always laugh at a sewer rat that thinks it lives a better life than the other rats.If I'm a rat, you're the sewerage water LOL.>calling someone a jobless nigress while being a jobless discordtroon stalking said "jobless nigress"Oh I am laughing.
>>537345259
>>537345701The nigress is literally buckbroken and will accuse everyone of being her. That's why I have been laughing.
>>537345701>>537345978>troon samepag
>>537346051Mindbroken.
>>537346051Try again
>look I can phonepostEverytime
Can we go back to talking about incest? I liked that part of the thread
>>537345978>The nigress is literally buckbroken and will accuse everyone of being herThis coming from the same schizo troon who thought everyone was "nipag" like a rabid bot 14 hours ago is hilarious.
>>537346098They changed it back to mention Ratio?
>>537346051fuck
How is this buddypike so cunning
Is the story good yet? Dropped it when I got to the banana shit.
>>537346249>S-Samefag!!*Shows proof*>P-Phoneposter!!*Shows phone*>Y-You have another phone!!Kill yourself.
>>537346390Yet I was 100% correct unlike you who kept believing it's Theresia at the other end of the screen KEK
>>537346532Banana patch was the best story in the game so far.
Stop replying to yourself you fucking faggot
>>537346532Uhhhhh, we liked Rappa's patch here sis
>>537346593Tbh Theresia, Deko, Ack, etc - you're some flavor of discordtrannyschizo so it doesn't matter which one LMAO
>>537346710We love Discord here troon
>>537346710We love trannies here troon
>>537346532>Dropped it when I got to the banana shitfiltered
>>537337868>space piratetheres a npc girl who is exactly that in penacony.
>>537346769Why of course you do, troon.
Lesbian women will always exist and they will never have sex with you, incel loser.
Roll for Cerydra. Fight against the Elysia menace.
Why are Amphoreus patch cycles rife with trooncord raids? Nobody cares about your tranny namefags kys
Amphoreus peaked when they gave us the Healing in Progress gif
>>537346901B-But my threesome!!! They totally want me to join them dude!!!!!!!! I have value as a man I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>537346872https://honkai-star-rail.fandom.com/wiki/Colleen
>Fuck Theresia! I'll fix her dyke brain with my dick!!Dude.You can't even leave your mother's basement.
It's not my fault the discordtroon is obsessed with me, Avenpaz and everything I post about so xhe has to shit herself about it everytime tbqh
>>537346901It's okay I just prefer watching
>trooncord gets shat on>immediate troonery and sporgle pics spam
Every sparklexis above me is fake. Real Sparkle xisters love men and women equallyy
>>537347212Xhey do be like that!
>>537347030It's okay, you still have some value, you can still do what >>537347185 is doing.
>>537347212HI3wank planet do be inviting undesirables
oops haha
>>537347314t-thank for recognizing my value!
Hating Discord only outs you as a friendless loser btw the way by the way. No one thinks you're some le epic forum old guard, you are just an antisocial faggot destined for a depressing and lonely life (if you don't cut it short yourself).
>>537347427BASED
>>537347427>talking about friendless faggot while larping as a friendless bitch defending a cord full of friendless fags
don't care for sprinkleposters
Behave while I'm gone
Why is there a concept trailer of Sparkle fighting Vita when Genshin is so much more popular and brings more revenue?
Btw way, where is my kween Nicole also known as Nee also known Nipag also known as @rulerofate on Twitter also known as antihero @gekkoukanhigh on bluesky (formerly @madameherta and @thertas) also known as Sandalhomo also known as Faayume also known as Love Live slopper also known as Narusasu fujoslurper also known as Umapag also known as anti-Ratpiss Avenpaz hetslopper also known as anti-Theresia niggress also known as phaidei fujoschizo also known as shipschizo also known as yumepag also known known as fencesitter wannabe also known as mazed gacha slave also known as jobless 25 y.o+ marketing graduate also known as Sorey x Mikleo slurper?
>He's still seething about lesbians who aren't even awakeGo outside.
>>537347737Because genshin is full of whores and honkais make my cock hard
holy shit this thread is ass
>>537331276Aven has severe PTSD from being raped as a kid and as a result has zero sex drive
>>537347753I'm most of that and I'm based. Hi~Also I still don't even know who Theresia even is and don't care, I just think you're a dumb obsessed troon whose too much of a pussy to admit it.
If you hate lesbians and yuri, you should unironically go masturbate to yuri porn, you will have an amazing orgasm while you release all that pent-up frustration.
>>537346872>>537347089>Former trailblazer that becane a pirateKino concept, just take that and make it a playable character
>spends all thread shittalking Theresia and remembering her 'details'>totally didn't know or care who she is btw way
>>537348127I hate gays and yaoi, and this works with me btw (by the way)
>>537347760>folded instantly
>>537348127Masturbating to yuri/lesbians and romanticizing it are 2 different things
>>537348202>detailsI just larped what was said in these threads. I don't know nor give a fuck about her if she's not the one seething over me daily. But then again you troons are schizo so it might be an alternate personality.
>>537348127I despise yuri but this actually fucking works somehow
>next planet takes place here
I know one of the discorders here around last Christmas.>how did we meetWe were already friends on HSR. It all started with spamming pompom stickers until it turns into a conversation, Coincidentally we live with a city >why should you careYou shouldn't. She's probably still browsing here and I miss her. Gf material if you'd ask me so I'd love to ask you out if you're reading this.
>>537348127This is my technique for THAT
>>537348609>hidden tattooI see it.
>Spends all thread shittalking Theresia out of nowhere even though Theresia has been asleep for several hours>Gets found out>Instantly tries to pretend he's just larping and doesn't know anything about a girl who isn't even posting hereEvery.Single.Time.
>>537348704POW
>>537348704You are Theresia thoughever
>>537348609>>537348691Stop trying to get me to relapse to that, there is no tattoo
>>537348127Recommend me some good yuri doujin
>ok, you guys get to make ONE npc where you can actually have fun with the character design then back to the slop
>>537348816
>>537348965
>>537348845It's okay. As long as ignoring it makes you feel better.
>>537348965thats just demon form blade
Why does Cyrene live in Britain anyway
>>537348816fish sex
>>537349067Tell me where it is thenIt's not on her legs
would this thread improve if it was thrown in the /trash/?
All porn of Hysilens is just a see through belly with floating cum. It's getting really boring.
>>537348816HSR really invented some weird fetish with the transparent stomach shit
Don't obsess over me while I'm gone.
>>537349161hows this one bwo
>>537349140add flags/IDs and rangeban the middle east and we would see significant improvement in thread quality
Why are we so tranny tonight?
>>537349347cord raid
>>537349161All porn of regular women is just a non-see through tummy without floating cum. It's getting really boring.
>>537348908Wizard after Twelve O'clock
>>537349161>yfw no art of either TB or Cerydra tapping Hysilens' spinal fluids.
>>537349414But in case of Hysilens, you're literally just putting your dick in water, you might as well dip inside a pool and consider it having sex with Hysilens
>>537349347>tonight
I just got dumped on my date with this chick I was in contact with for 3 months because "our zodiac signs aren't compatible," or some shit like that. Apparently I'm Satan according to zodiac bullshit. At least she sure was talking about me as if I was one.Anyway, what's up retards? I see that these threads are even shittier than my own date was.
>>537349776That's just a softball cover, she didn't want to tell you the actual reason she didn't like you.
How will v5 make her come out on top?
>>537349776t. Scorpio
>>537349776>my date with this chickthat's where you went wrong.
what wrong with being a scorpio?
haven't been here in a whiledo we know which set and planars are good for evernight yet?
>>537349776>date with a chick>not a women or girlu onli have uselft 2 blame homo
Is Cerydra a massive brick even for Phainon?
>>537349776Hey I was going to watch that episode laterhttps://youtu.be/-XOy-qvbdZM
>>537349776Definitely Scorpio
>>537350039Supposedly she is if he is E2 or higher
>>537350138>>537350039Anaxagods win again
>>537350039She his BIS, but rolling for E2 will make him do more damage anyway so she's pointless
>>537349914Well, she was on my dick hard until she asked for my birthday. Then her face went from a bitch that looked like she would suck my dick to the face of white girl when Starbucks gets closed. She went on and on about my zodiac, how terrible we were blah blah blah I turned off my brain, finished my drink and went my own way.Shittiest date ever and waste of my fucking time.
>>537350030Too clingy. too codependent while being aloof. That "cosmic bond or bust" mentality is exhausting.
>>537350270Scorpio 100000000000000000%Also, kek
>>537350270Tell us if you are a Scorpio nigga
>>537350039>>537350138She's not a brick, even at E2 for him. His E2 is already blatantly overpowered but her E1 actually gives him a flexible team spot to boot out Bronya/Tingyun/RMC for someone who doesn't generate coreflames. Double meteors frontloads damage but fucks with his AV a little if you explode the first wave too quick.>>537350251She looks way more fun and practical to use with Anaxa, I'm very eager to get her for this reason.
>>537349140Schizos and bots make up 80% of any Hoyo general's posts on /vg/. And more than likely these schizos are also jannies or mods which means you can never get rid of them. Even schizos have to sleep so pretty much the threads become okay once they tire themselves out ranting.
>>537350353I love my scorpio boyfriend.
I don't follow Zodiac shitWhat's the joke with Scorpio
>>537350087>>537350390Unless Scorpios are on literal Valentine's Day (the day I was born), no the fuck I'm not.
>>537349140Ban from /hsrg/ anyone who has logged in ZZZ this month and you will see the thread quality go up dramatically
>>537349140ban all Caelus pickers
>>537350498They are cunts
>>537349216>HSR invented transparant stomach
>capricorns and leo whores thinking they have any right to make fun of scorpios
https://poal.me/o7cqi2https://poal.me/o7cqi2https://poal.me/o7cqi2
>>537350516>Aquarius Well...
>>537350620MHY make it popular unlike your literal who picrel
>>537350634leoCHADs broke you.
>>537350620Yesterday i saw zzz vivian animation was literally traced from violet evergarden kekI need to keep in mind that no matter what i see from mihoyo it was taken from something else even if i dont have proof
>>537350516>Aquarius Deserved desu. Fuck you guys.
I'm gemini, is that good or bad.
>>537350641We love poals.
>>537350709
>>537350516Only thing worse you could have been was a gemini or a sagittarius so you still have hope.
>>537350516>aquarius >the rarest sign aka lowest population>all psychopaths or autisticYou guys are niggers of zodiac kek
Aries: Phainon Taurus: Cipher Gemini: TribbieCancer: Dan HengLeo: MydeiVirgo: AglaeaLibra: CerydraScorpio: AnaxaSagitarius: March Capricorn: Hyacine Aquarius: Castorice Pisces: Hysilens
>>537348127Yuri is hetero anime core.Yuri where fags thing "OMG ITS REPRESENTATION" and "IM A TRANS LESBIAN TOO" is something that should have a more than 41% checkout rate.
Geminisissys...
>>537350881No matter what anyone says, I still like you
>>537350987What's wrong with being a gemini
>>537350641The fuck is this?
What comes after Inorganic General?
>>537351203I like you too but what's wrong with being gemini?
>>537351118They probably do largely line up like that.But I feel like Mydei gets the Aries.
Those Geminis? All me
can we at least keep the pink onahole with us from Amphoreus?
>>537351118>Capricorn: HyacineCapricons are cold as fuck. See Marco Pierre White. Hyacine is opposite of that.Aquarius are Sagitarius on steroids as they have are same niggers as them, except with coldness to make even Capricons blush. They are absolute assholes in every sense of the word. Men in particular are the worst as all of them are cheaters. Aquarius is the type of person to stay they want to be with you forever, while having one foot outside ready to run. That they are there for you, while keeping 2 meters away distance so you can't cry on their shoulder. They will say they love you, while staring at the ass of a girl behind you. Worst fucking sign. That girl did no wrong for no way fagging that anon.
>geminiggers
>>537351214>what's wrong with being the most mentally ill and untrustworthy of the 12
I'm literally cancer
>>537351353Completion. There are no more tiers after you've cleared X-7 enough times.I recommend sticking to the Blazar stacking regardless of build.
>>537351471>that seeth about Aqua CHADSAsk me how I know that you are Cancer? Kek imagine being sign that is literally called CANCER. "I'm CANCER" fucking kek.
it's nice to see that humans can engage in tribalism out of even the most transparently made-up nonsense
Aries chads???
Why do you guys know about this shit
PUT FOFO IN!!!I put 3 Tottenham players into my fantasy squad and they lose 0:1 to Bournemouth. Fofo would have played better in that team.>>537344158See, this guy gets it!
>>537351387I wouldn't know. I don't really care for those things.
shinyaru....
>>537351642I've dated weird bitch with healing stones and liked to burn sage
>>537351642I go outside and talk to people
>>537351561I tried out Hysilen in DU, and she crushes it somehow just like Castorice does. Also this week's buffs were really fun, I enjoyed getting the stupid prescriptions and trying to cheese everything.
>>537351471t. got ghosted by Aquarius after a single date
>>537351680Oh, okay.That's fine, I don't either but I was just curious.
There can't be that many geminis here stop LYING
>>537351471Damn bro, she broke you
As a Leo I'm superior to all of you and none of you can prove it wrong.
>>537351732So do I. I can tell you that most normal guys do not know much of anything about this zodiac bs. I only know my sign because my friend told me
>>537351884Geminis are fucking everywhere, almost all my family is geminisI'm thinking they are oversatured over there
>Horoscope talkThis is how you know that this thread is definitely full of femmoids and trannies.
>>537352058Which one are you?
>nobody saying shit about virgosWe won. Zodiac thread is now closed. We are the best, sucks to be the rest.
>>537352038If there are 13 geminis in this thread that makes 26 people no wonder it's so schizo here
>>537351884pretty fitting that one of the most mentally ill generals is filled with one of the most mentally ill group of people
>seething about gemini chads this muchYour president is a gemini. Get over it.
As the only scoprio in the thread, I will have everyone know i don't want you if you don't have a pink girl on your account
Cerydra already reacting to the future salesfagging
Cute
>>537352058t. nigger sign scorpio
>huohuo is a GeminiOh nyonyonyooo
>>537349776>But the tarot lady said...https://youtu.be/t5BlVTHCkHg
>>537352301God I love her so much
>>537352269>only scoprioYou don't speak for me faggot but I feel the same about pink girls so I'll let it slide this time
Why is nobody talking about the game
March?My wife.
>>537352351>nigger sign>not TaurusFuck you! We worked hard for that!
>>537352483This is Horoscope Star Rating Gerenal sis
>geminidianSAAAAR
>>537352483I uninstalled in March bwo...
>>537352269>>537352473>scorpiobvlls pulled hyacinefvarkkk
>>537352483haven't played since fate collab wormed my account
Hysilens can't read
>>537352351>>537352519We (pisces), literally have the largest amount of serial killers. None of you shitters are taking our crown for the worst fucking sign.
forcefully breast feeds hsrg
>>537352483HSR is boring
>>537352483Because there's actually nothing to talk about and because this thread is infested with schizos.
Where are you getting the Cerydra lore?
DID YOU KNOW THAT SAGITTARIUS, DESPITE MAKING UP 0.03% OF THE POPULATION, IS RESPONSIBLE FOR 70% OF SHITPOSTING ON HSRG
>>537352718Mantits doenst produce milk faggot
>PULL FOR CASTORICE RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL BE FOREVER BRICKED!!!>YOU NEEED NEEED MUST ACQUIRE AN ACCOUNT WIDE AUTO REVIVE ITS FUCKING MANDATORYridiculous
another wonderful thread
GeminiGODS run this thread
>thread keeps talking about how shit we scorpios are>now they try to pull "no actually my sign is worse"Oh no no no, you won't, you fucking faggots! If we were the worst for majority of the posts, then we are the worst sign until the end. All of you faggots and your non-scorpio signs fuck off.
Castorice would be a must pull even without a global passive.
We're all playing uma on the side right?
>>537352797I got it from the usual place. Hyperborea, the Northern Empire. A frigid realm where ambition burns without end.Since the childless sovereign fell, the throne sits vacant while the empire tears itself apart in endless civil strife.Refugees who lost their homes resort to begging to survive. A wounded girl with unusual blue hair stands out starkly against the pristine snow."Only the royal family blessed by Talanton possesses such flame-like blue hair, and only the chosen ones have golden blood flowing through their veins..."An ambitious aristocrat takes in the beggar girl simply from just a passing glance, and begins spreading rumors of a lost princess.They lead her onto a magnificent high stage where the aristocrat raises her arm high. From her pricked fingertip drips blood as golden as dawn itself.The crowd below grows wild with excitement, and that heated anticipation seemingly sets her ablaze as well."From this day forward, you are Princess 'Cerydra'."The aristocrat leads her into the palace, where she's dressed in ornate, heavy garments."Cery...dra?"A single moment of hesitation earns her a slap so sharp it nearly brings tears to her eyes."I am... I am... Cery...dra...""I am Cerydra.""I am her."She controls her trembling as distant screams fade away.— Those were the screams of the previous princess.
>>537352874>Inb4 global passives won't stack and Cyrene will have a way better one
>>537352716I wouldn't say they are niggers but they are definitely mentally ill
The game will start healing if 3.8 releases Mr. Reca as a 4* remembrance healer. But then it will be fucked again once 4.0 comes out.
So, what zodiac sign would our schizos be?>QQ schizo>Herta schizo>Scampo schizo>Brickle schizo>Sigger schizo>Phainon schizos (all of them)
Who, other than Phainon can work with Cerydra? Is there any synergy between her and QQ? Can a team with QQ, Sparkle, Cerydra + sustain or another support if possible be viable?
Next /hsrg/ thread will be better as long as we ban all gem*n* from postingEvery other zodiac is welcomed though
>>537353020I distinctly recall a tier 0 healer who could auto revive as well as auto cleanse, buff attack, regen ene-... Well you know the rest I'm sure.
>>537353015She studies royal etiquette daily until the tight corset no longer causes pain, until she can confidently deliver speeches..."As the princess is still young, I shall serve as regent and oversee the Hyperborean Empire's affairs." The aristocrat gathers support in her name while seizing royal authority."She's merely a pawn we can discard, but she plays her role well enough to keep around." In the shadows, the new regent exchanges knowing smirks with the chancellor.Endless days in captivity blur together as the young "princess" reluctantly abandons the distant shimmer of stars to focus on her chessboard.This is the game for her self-preservation."Proud princess. Those eyes of yours, always watching, always hiding... They are like...""Like what?"With barely any effort, she will soon reach the border of the chessboard."Like a flame soon to ignite..."With a bittersweet smile, her teacher places down the final chess piece. After thousands of matches, there's no longer a chess strategy the princess has not mastered.
>>537353015>"I am her."FVARKK
>>537353121GEMINI CHADS BROKE YOU AND OWN YOUR PUNNY BRAIN
>>537353104there's multiple brickle posters
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40824993
>>537353136The imperial maids and guards have no power or status, yet they become the ever-present eyes throughout the shifting court.She wins them with favors, gathers intelligence, and weaves a complex web of strategies.Old aristocrats who despise the new king secretly plot rebellion, placing assassins among the royal guards.She plays the willing conspirator while secretly positioning her "knights" who will do the dirty work.The empire's citizens revere her fabricated bloodline, so she extends charity to the elderly and supports the vulnerable.Her rising reputation wins them over, making them into "rooks" who will dominate the board."Meet me in my tent at the third quint of Curtain-Fall Hour. Urgent matters to discuss in private, Your loyal chancellor."As the sealed note finds its way to her, she knows her essential "bishop" has entered play, with each courtier now conspiring in pursuit of their covert desire for military expansion.Candlelight dances across the tent, casting shadows of deceit. The chancellor wears a smile as hollow as a faded portrait."The northern territories share nothing with the south's gentle warmth." He points to the map sprawled before them, "Lingering here will be Hyperborea's undoing. I've secured the continent's most formidable mercenaries. The regent requests that you personally lead the campaign..."She knows they see her as expendable, ready to blame her for any failure that might occur.But she's waited far too long. Without a daring gamble, how could she ever hope to turn the tables?
>>537353108If you like Cerydra, just roll. A character that can use her will release 2 years later.
>>537352680Respect for sticking to your principles
>>537353121I'll copen with Archer
>>537353254Crossing the mountains of Epos, she seizes the opportunity when Loukas rises in rebellion. She crushes their forces while recruiting the Chrysos General Fortunado to her side, winning the army's loyalty.City after city falls as Hyperborean armies advance like an unstoppable blaze. The blue-haired girl raises her banner, sending thundering hooves toward her chosen targets.She watches her army build up, knowing her final "pawns" are positioned for checkmate.On that dark, snowy night, the triumphant princess rides a silver-white steed, leading her forces through the capital gates to proclaim new edicts..."From this day forward, I shall bring justice to Hyperborea!"They drag the regent "king" who wears the false crown from his chambers, while his loyalists who refuse to bend find only soldiers' steel awaiting them."She... she is not Cerydra!"From her throne of judgment, she draws her blade across her palm and golden blood trickles down as the crowd mocks him, drowning the "king" in despair."This regent 'king' has governed with depravity, plunging the empire into chaos. By the authority of the Law, I hereby sentence you..."In the bitter northern winds, her blue hair dances wildly, blazing like fire against the pale sky."Death by fire!"Amid the flames, she places the imperial crown upon her head, her only trophy of war.A flicker of cobalt fire awakens atop the crown, never to be quenched again.
>>537352906Genuinely frightening how bad these threads are when the lava chicken poster ignores the thread
>>537353104>QQ schizoDegenerate, so Scorpio.>Herta schizoMentally ill, so Gemini.>Scampo schizoDegenerate, but random, so Aquarius.>Brickle schizoGemini, every single one of them>Sigger schizoAlways wants to in the middle of attention, so Leo.>Phainon schizos (all of them)All degenerates, so Scorpios and Gemini.
>Sorry anon, you're a really nice guy who earns 6 figures but you're a Scorpio. Our horoscopes don't match. I'm breaking up with you.
>>537352802t. gem*n*gger
>>537353290only way i ever play this kusoge again is if they give us the ZZZ feature to remove characters from your account
>>537353391The tripartite prophecy spreads from Janusopolis to the city-states in endless strife throughout the land."Saving the world... has never been of a chessmaster's interest."She ponders the prophecy, envisioning a fiery future unfolding before her."But to challenge gods who see themselves as rulers, and even venture beyond the sky... now that's a game worth playing!"Through the endless night, she draws golden-blooded children of humanity like a brilliant flame:In Okhema's Council, Chrysos Heirs and common folk alike share the right to debate and vote.Magnificent libraries rise from the ground, granting all access to knowledge of the Flame-Chase mission.As ancient military orders crumble into dust, a gladius of the deep is drawn to shore, following the perfume of blood and fire to serve as her blades.In the political waters of the holy city, the Goldweaver of Okhema rises on the horizon, and the trembles of golden threads entangle the people's fates....Yet her chessboard is etched in golden blood, and she plays against gods themselves. Though she trades burning pain for her crown and suffers eternal infancy for the future, the scales of victory have never truly tipped in humanity's favor."Losses are a constant on the Flame-Chase journey...""Only through a worthy sacrifice can we gain a befitting victory. But to topple gods, this is far from enough..."Day and night she studies the board, concealing her anxieties from any watchful eyes.
>>537353434Meh, women are just there to give you sloppy blowjobs anyway.
Sorry for killing the game guys.
>>537353417do not engage the BPDoid
>>537353530Cerydra... I still like you
>>537353434>Scorpio>earns 6 figuresMore like leeches off of you, then stalks you 24/7 when you kick his deadbeat ass out. Even 20 years later, he still does it because he is a nigger.
Cerydra hasn't been brainwashed by WELCOME TO MY
>>537353508"If you're the chess master, then that makes us the pawns, right?"Without waiting for an answer, the girl who wields a sword like a musical instrument wipes blood from her hands and nods."I understand now."Only in moments like these would the proud empress fall uncharacteristically silent."If only..."A trace of bitterness flickers across her face."No, there are no 'if onlys' anymore."Before the battle to claim the Ocean's Coreflame, she stands once more upon the platform, looking down at five hundred subjects who hold their breath, awaiting her decree."My warriors..."As her voice resounds, cheers erupt throughout the crowd."Today, the 'Ocean' shall surrender to us, and the beast of 'Destruction' will become our unstoppable weapon. Now, raise your cups! To our conquest of the sea of stars!"She knows that only a crimson sea of no return awaits ahead, but she must wear the mask of the unflinching ruler.In that moment, the wisdom of her teacher whispers to her again..."Chess is the art of sacrifice.""Your hands must accept death before touching the board."
>>537351401Mydei, the guy with all the lion shit gets Aries? If anyone Phainon should get Aries as the op stated. Phainon has the goat/antelope shit.
>You're so handsome anon, but I just found out that you're a Scorpio. Our horoscopes are incompatible and we cannot progress further than being acquaintances. I'm sorry anon, I can't give you a blowjob.
Bros, why is Genshin's Raiden so much more popular than our Raiden?
>>537353624Is this a spoiler will amphoreus become real?
Why don't we act our age, bros?
GEMINI OWN AND RULE YOUTHEY OWN YOUR PUNNY MIND AND LIVE THERE RENT FREE
>>537353626"Drip."A drop of blood falls into water, sending golden ripples across the surface."Dux Gladiorum, have you thought about where our paths might lead after this battle ends?"The sword-wielding girl stands in thoughtful silence before shaking her head."After the rebellion settles, we'll head for the stars. You'll find your crystal-clear ocean out there, I promise."With a faint smile, she lifts her scepter skyward."The gods have pitted us against each other, letting Amphoreus end its own life in the cosmos. So I'll turn my blade on them, on every god, whether in our world or beyond.""Drip."A drop of blood falls into water, sending golden ripples across the surface."Dux Gladiorum, what if someday I command you to turn your blade against me?"The girl remains silent, assuming it's just another of her cruel jokes."I'd want your sharpest edge. Anything less would dishonor those who sacrificed themselves for my cause."She tosses the chess piece that represented herself off the board."See? To lose is to gain. New paths have emerged.""Drip."A drop of blood falls into water, sending golden ripples across the surface.
>>537353704her outfit is a lot betteracheron's getup looks like a disaster
>>537353739>Gacha game designed for children ages 8-12
>>537353704Because she actually looks and behaves like a woman.
>>537353739This has to be fake. I almost believed it but the sedcond line is ridiculous. What's "mature" about "rules are meant to be broken!". Cringe.
>>537353690>Scorpio>handsomeAll of you are manlets and look inbred
>>537331276>Vietcong
>>537353624Rappa mogs both.
>>537353718Who knows. It's just Cerydra adding notes to what TB said about the outside world after what Cyrene showed her for now
Repeat after me, FIREFLOP
>>537353775"Dux Gladiorum, who do you think can take up the heavy burden of the Flame-Chase journey once we're gone?"In perfect unison, their gaze falls upon the distant "Goldweaver.""That little golden trout will one day become the most magnificent fish in this pond.""Drip."A drop of blood falls into water, sending golden ripples across the surface."Many speculate about what I traded with Talanton. Was it the power of endless victory, or the authority of law... Heh. I've never needed any divine help for those..."The silhouette of her past companion faded away. She felt the cold creeping in, the sky pitch black like a starless cave.Long ago, she had also witnessed, in bone-chilling cold, a child with golden blood being taken away."But in this world that devours people, having golden blood... is the only chance to overthrow everything. Even if... I must live like this for the rest of my life..."The blue-haired girl closes her eyes."But I've only wished for one thing... since the beginning..."From a beggar child nearly frozen to death in the wilds, to a princess who was no better than a puppet, then to a commander who challenged gods... She personally elevated herself from pawn to player, only to sacrifice herself when the endgame demanded it..."I wish to conquer the tyrannical fate of this world!"
>>537353856she's arguably the worst written character there worse than firefly even
>>537353938Pagrina's retconned mess of a story is far worse
>>537353876t. g*m*n* schizo
>Wow, you're over 6 ft tall and your body is so ripped... I'm falling in love with you anon!>...excuse me!? You're a Scorpio? Ugh, what a waste. That's a major red flag and my horoscope says I can't be with you. Sorry!
>>537353980wrong
>>537353926Anyways, that's Cerydra's backstory. Pretty much the thing that I find interesting is that Cerydra at her core is a rebellious little shit. All the talk about conquering is more just her trying to rebel against the world in her own way. She was never going to work with Lygus since he's the one holding Amphorous over a barrel and thus herself too.
>>537354112You are just proving everyone's point about you scorpio niggers being niggers with your schizo rants.
>rides around on a dromas often enough to be a signature sight in Okhema>nicknamed a dromas (and a chimera)>forces her subjects to read or clean up dromases as punishmentDoes she like dromas because they make her feel tall when she rides on them?
>>537353938There are no well written Genshin characters, at least Raiden is hot.
I can't wait for this damn brat so I can start saving for Elation bricks.
>>537354112More like>Wow, you're 4 ft tall and your body is the size of McDonald's store
BWO
>>537353718hopefully not would be redundant since belobog exists
Hoyoverse fumbled so hard.Cerydra was relatively well received from a story point of view and giving her a good harmony kit was easy money.
>>537353739>morally questionableIs this how redditors see us? Can't like some tits and ass else you're a degenerate?
She actually has a pretty decent rack doesn't she?
>Mmm... Anon you're so hot and sexy! I like it when you try to flirt with me all the time. You're so naughty!>... you're a Scorpio? Ugh, get away from me. I'm calling the HR.
>>537354448the duality of zoomers/gen alpha either you are a rightwing tradcath larper who hates degeneracy OR an antiwokellenial gooner
>>537354574Biggest hebe
>>537354434WENEEDTOSHILLELYSIA
Scorpiomelty
>>537354428But no one cares about Belobog so it could be easily replaced.
>>537354260Dromas are kinda ugly, I like the chimeras little awoos more.
We talking bout astrology here? When did hsr get so based?? I'm a Scorpio btw
>>537353704>Raiden>Was her own character and had a personality>Background was interesting>No pseudo philosophy BS>Acheron>Appeared and gave out vague statements then disappears>Appeared to beat enemies then disappeared>Randomly appears in Amphoreus the disappearsRaiden was a character. Acheron was nothing but a plot device.
>>537354434I'm actually fine with them adding more niche characters, the harmony path has been way too stacked with perception of "must-pulls" since most of the 5 stars have been meta defining characters. They need to chill out with the powercreep or find a better ceiling of damage before it gets out of hand or making every support better than the last.
>>537354434They didn't ''fumble'', they purposely cucked her and Evernight/Dan3 to shill Cyrene
>>537354616Stop posting images of yourself, scorpio nigger. Everyone knows that you look so fucked, and are mentally unwell, because your parents also happen to be your sibling/grandparent at the same time.
>>537354428They will reenact the people of Fontaine scene and you know it
>>537353870use your brain retard, he's referring to hsr catering to wageslaves who don't have the time or patience to play open world or arena battlers. you'll see tons of working adults say genshin's dailies and content got too exhausting to keep up while hsr dailies are comfortable and easy to do during commute or lunch breaks, that's the market hsr is targeting
What's your Ascendant sign Scorpio anon?
>>537354698you can release "niche" characters without them being utter bricks nobody with a brain would ever waste pulls on
>>Raiden>>Was her own character and had a personality>>Background was interesting>>No pseudo philosophy BS
>>537354698Except she sucks even as an niche character, Phainonfags are recommended to roll for his E2 instead
>>537354669Aquarius Blade fag got dumped for being Aquarius and now anons try to shit on each other's zodiac of who is the biggest nigger.Mine zodiac isn't mentioned in this nigger competition, meaning we are the best. Simple as.
>>537354759
>>537354806They wouldn't use that language retard. Fucking dolt just making shit up.
Saw on xitter that their government is blocking the indopags internet, it's over for Paglusfags...
>>537354434I don't mind her being more fine tuned for other characters but she needs to work with more then two and both of them don't even really need her. Niche harmonies are great, she is just too niche without really being needed either. Niche supports should be like what Sunday did for JY but not really great for everyone else.
>>537354698If you are going to release a niche characters at least make them work with characters that have some audience overlap.
>>537354698The main issue is that they pretty much pigeonholed her to be a support for only Phainon and Anaxa. They were going to go further with it, but if they did she'd have been unusable. Even now she's pretty bad and isn't even an upgrade to her alternatives due to how hard they pigeon holed her.
>>537354931Sparklebros....... Not like this.
Scorpio>sign is a scorpion, total badass>ancient, mysterious, also a survivor>a meticulous craftsman planning the demise of his enemyGemini>sign is two yuri twins, sign of faggotry>looks like a fucking tree when plotted in stars KEK>a dumb faggot who has no personality and forgets everything 30 minutes later because their memory is equal to a goldfish
>>537354931RIP Gemini niggers
>>537354875>E0 vs 3 copies of a character>E0 with an Event cone does her job just fine for Anaxa>Saves your Robin for another team.>>537354979This is fair>>537354991They should've let her work with other skill damage users like Mydei, Seele, THerta, etc. I think Phainon's garbage depart mechanic ultimately dragged her down alongside trying to push her as a failed pseudo DPS harmony character as a selling point when nobody wants her for that.
I have 15 pronouns on my twitter bio, and a palestine flag, and I talk like this "Y'all y'all y'all HELLA GURRLLLLLLLL!"Which champion should I roll for?
>>537355156any amphoreus character
>>537354931Wait, I thought this was old new. They're blocking access again?
>>537355103> ritual yuriposter is a geminiof fucking course
>>537355156Sunday, Phainon, Anaxa, Mydei, Boothill, Evernight
Shawty seen my eyes she know I gon’Shawty say she love me don’t you lie nowShe be fillin my mind with ideas
Pulling the imperator.Don't have Anaxa or Phainon and my Archer is level 1.
>>537355152>E0 vs 3 copies of a characterIt's one extra cost for way more damage
>>537355217I randomly saw some seaniggers crying about it today.
>>537354678>Raiden>Transfered her consciousness to a sword and left a retarded robot in charge of her nation while she was hiding away in her neetcave>said retarded robot becomes the puppet of Russian intelligence running ops in her nation >said robot cracks down on the inhabitants of her nation >issues vision hunt decree all while the Russian agents can mine and conduct experiments on her populace while her SS rounds up vision wielders and strip them of their dreams, hopes and ambitions>all the while RAIDEN herself can step in at any time and put an end to this but she doesn't because she is le sad o algoBut she's my wife because she pulls sword out of booba haha xD she can't cook SOOO gap Moe xD she is not a tragic character, she is and was a bad leader and no matter how much they try to pity bait her, I will never like herMavuika was a better written character who actually helped her nation and her people, sacrificed herself, her family to assure the future of her nation. She didn't hide, she buried her grief for the benefit of her nation and people all while being a mortal. Now that is a leader, that is an archon.
>>537355103>sign is a scorpion, total badassCrabs kill you and eat you alive more than the other way around.>ancient, mysterious, also a survivorYou guys are even more predictable than Aries.>a meticulous craftsman planning the demise of his enemyCapricons and Aquarius bully you to tears every single time. Even G*mini can make you fags cry.
>>537355294Sagittarius vibes
>>537354260She likes them big too
>>537355379Nice "character" Raidenfags
>>537355393GEMINI CHADS MAKE YOU ALL CRY
>>537355152The worst part is that Cerydra is probably the most interesting character that they've written in a while, but it's also clear that they don't give a shit about her. The writer isn't here to write a good story, they're here to shill Elysia again because that worked for them before.
>>537353704Raiden Ei actually stands on her own two feet as a character unlike Raiden Bosenmori "Lend me some more HI3 references Mihoyo" Mei who only exists to aura farm and reference the dead game Da Wei refuses to let go of
>>537355351Having one extra support gives your other teams way more damage.Thankfully AA will end most cost autism.
>>537355379You don't need to like her. The fact that you can talk so much about her and the things she did shows that Raiden was a character.Now try that for Acheron.
>>537355608um no I hate Acheron even more
Raiden Ei radiates big dick Gemini vibes yet Acheron herself radiates Pisces. Coincidence?
>>537355379Yeah and that's still better than "REMEMBER THAT ONE GAME 5 PEOPLE PLAYED?!" that encompasses Ack's entire personality lmfao
Raiden is the reason why Acheron even sold. Normalfags went>wait thats Raiden Shogun!!!!!>b-b-but le HI3—AIEEENobody played that crapNobody cares about that crapA few neckbeards acting like know it all doesn’t mean they gave a shit about HI3 pre 2020
I'm a Sagittarius and I only reply to the only ones my sign's compatible with so indicate your zodiac sign for free (You).
Why do people here hate Anaxa?>No global passive, barely shilled by Hoyo>Benefits from buffs and blessings highly in the endgame content>F2p friendly, doesn't rely on vertical investment for good results>Works with lots of characters, can function as a sub DPS or a hypercarry>Gets a great free weapon>Can be a superbreak retard if needed>Helps the rest of your team weakness break better with the implants
>>537355465>>537354260Is this C&C?
>Mavuika was a better written character
>>537355379>Mavuika was a better written characterAlmost had me until here, 10/10 masterful bait.
BIG pompom
acheron still causing seethe a year later is crazy
>Michael Jackson>Freddie Mercury>Shania Twain>Beyonce>literally any notable talent is always a VirgoWe win so hard it isn't even funny. Others signs can never compare.
Hell yeah
>>537355379People prefer believable characters to stonefaced gary stus like Mavuika.
>>537355379hi Anise
>>537355643>Hates Raiden but can list a ton of things about her character and story>Hates Acheron but can't list anything about herAgain, the fact that you can't even list anything for Acheron shows how much of a non-character she is.
>>537355762Hertafags mad he outstaged her despite being made to be her JQ
>>537355863> Xe's best archetype is being that of a virginWe know anon
>>537355803Please let Cerydra join the express
>>537355762Everybody loves The Nutty Professor here
>>537355762Because he's a guy. That's pretty much it. Schizos have an irrational hatred of men.
>>537355762>>F2p friendly, doesn't rely on vertical investment for good resultsWeird way to frame his most glaring issue.He gets outpaced by 2.x dps at higher costs.It's an inevitability that he will suffer the most from hp inflation. 2023 ass eidolons.
For this life I cannot changeHidden hillsDeep off in the mainM&M’sSweet like candy caneDrop the topPop itLet it bang
>>537355762>Why do people here hate Anaxa?Cuckdei fans coping
>>537355863>the sign of eternal virginKekThe only dumber zodiac name is Cancer. Imagine being called CANCER.
>>537355813What seethe? I legitimately don't care about her one way or another.
>>537355762I don't hate him, I just forget he exists
BLADEBWOS
>>537355803My Kaiser can't be this cute.
>>537355969>2.x dps have to be whaled to catch up
>>537355762We LOVE Anaxa here albeit
Nobody remembers AnalxaJust like 90% of the slophoreus cast
>>537355762His fans are obnoxious. Plus he wormed my Herta and then he powercrept her, plenty of reasons to have a grudge against him.
>>537356063>3 line>attack %bricked
I'm sorry Dan, but I'm still going to pick all the silly answers.
>>537356127Everybody loves Phainon, Cipher, Hyacine and Elysia
>>537356080Having the option to invest at all is a good thing actually.E2 Feixiao will outlive E2 Anaxa
*ahm*I have an important announcement to make: GEMINI CHADS STILL OWN YOU AND EVERY NON-GEMINI IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO POST ITTS
Stelle is Sagittarius, Caelus is Leo. Change my mind.
>>537356063nice bwo
>>537356196You can vertically invest in his supports then
>>537356198> Air Sign> Believing xe's hot shit and can intimidate anyoneYou need to be 18+ to post here
LeoCHADS Rise Up
>being anything but Leo>literally the animal that is called KINGAll of you lost
>>537356358That's the double edged sword of his generic kit. Most characters benefit more from supports than he does.
I still don't get why they made Cerydra a wind character when she's constantly described as fire and part of her character image is fire.
>>537355969It is a legitimate concern, depending how insane the power creep in the future gets. A baseline cheap 5 star will inevitably struggle to keep up with future characters, but I still appreciate how much heavy lifting the guy is doing for me since I didn't pull any other Amphoreus DPS characters.
>>537356369Air signs literally fuck all of your fire "dominant" signs. Lmao you faggots are our bitches every single time. Literally made for our cock. Our glorified sluts.
Just thought about Mince's feet again~
Ok faggot Kys
>>537356601Post them
My name? Khaslana UchihaMy zodiac? OphiuchusMy favorite hedgehog? ColdsteelMy pain? Greater than yours
I think they should have the character based on Julius Caesar have her banner in july
>>537356635>Evernight not released during marchUnplayable
>>537356584Nobody likes G*mini
>>537356694She's 長月 september
I'm a Gemini
>>537356631I wish I had pics of them
>>537355762As a unit I think he is good. As a character he is a hot mess that they struggle to give him things to do as he is so fucking useless in the story he might as well not even be there. I wpuld feel bad for his fans but they are so obnoxious I just hate them too.
>>537355103>>537355231>Wish I was a woman>Also love yuri>Also a GeminiUhmmm...
>>537356635>>537356694Good ideas. Hoyo should remove both of their banners so we can get to Cyrene faster!
>>537355969I got curious to look up calculations of similar characters with eidolons invested. He is definitely on the weaker end when you factor other characters having their dedicated supports + light cones and eidolons drive the gap further. His eidolons have an unusually high spike in performance at E6 though to my surprise, any idae why that is by any chance?
>>537356795
>>537356853This bitch is going to be in HNA one year in, I can feel it
>>537356853Will you crash out if Cyrene is actually a Castorice slave?
>>537355103A shame I'm Cancer...
Uh oh, Scorpio melty...
>>537356795FUCK YOU
>>537356925me too anon, it's ok...
>>537356694September is the equivalent of March in the southern hemisphere, and Evernight is kinda the opposite of March 7th so it fits.
>>537356186I would say most people like Mydei too but he has a crazy hate base as well for just existing.
>>537356871His first eidolons are support eidolons so that when Hertafags roll his eidolons they don't get a big power increase vs Castorice or Phainon.
>>537356925>he is called CANCER
Any Librabros here...
so this is what no content does to a nigga
>>537356871E3/E5 are good when your entire damage comes from one source.
>>537357089Libra bros seem chill
Do I get anything for being a Sagittarius
>>537356925>>537356994cancer CRAB GODS
> March 7 falls under PiscesI'm uninstalling
im a capricorn but i dont act like it because i procrastinate a lot and like to express emotion
>cancerSISSIES getting uppity Put on the skirt and bend over
>>537357089Threads are too schizo for Libra bros. Only G*minis and Sc*rpios running these threads.
>>537357178As an Aries I get to claim March as my soulmate.
>>537357239woah woah woah, don't rape em dude
>>537357161My Virgo Dick im a virgin btw
>>537357283If you're born a cancer you're either a woman or a femboy that's just how it is
>A shame I'm Cancer...
>>537357274Pisces and Aries don't mix. You bend over to Aquarius who train you to be good boys/girls, then endure Leos when the former ghosts you after getting what they wanted kek
>lacking one day for 20 jades in hoyolab>can't use any more catchupsFUCK
Praying for my Cancer niggas. Hope they find a cure.
I have AGP and I'm a gemini.
>>537357419you snooze you lose
I'm gemini and I hate tranniesYuri is fine though
>>537357454My Cyrene isn't his big
>>537357161The Biggest Zodiac Niggers award
>bailunon is cancerpray for my son
>>537356485>Most characters benefit more from supports than he does.Who?>benefits the most from Robin and Cerydra from a lack of atk selfbuffs and all his dmg being in his skill bound to his turn>Tribbie is his BiS in AoE, he can also be paired with Herta for bigger AoE gains>Dan is his BiS sustain who doesn't work that well with others>Sunday/Bronya are his BiS, can use Sunday's dmg buffs with Dan>RM is his BiS in AS and gives him an easier time to go sustainlessWhat other supports are even relevant
>>537357454A Gemini Personality?
>>537357531Are you saying we got the biggest dick? Well, damn. Sucks for you less than 8 inches dicklet fags I guess.
This fella is so goofy
>>537349776The thread went wrong after this post
I'm making a Family Guy Star Rail thread nobody fucking move
>>537357417So the game was onto something when they made that lion/onix gay analogy in the middle of the bath scene
>>537357454Please join the cord, we're always on the lookout for fellow people who are struggling with AGP: https://discord.gg/t5V6HUB8eR
>>537357697>>537357697>>537357697
>>537357546As in he can use most of them but he is not BiS for any of them. Especially when talking about E2+
>>537357715I'm already in it though?
>>537357715stop posting about your damn trooncord
>>537357737He can't be their BiS because the other dps are designed with flaws in their kits that get fixed by certain supports. Anaxa can just move on to the next support while the others stay glued to their BiS which will determine the upper limit of their performance for 1 year+.
>>537357715when does the esex happens?
>>537357926As soon as you post a picture of yourself and you pass the striped socks check.
>>537357419You don't have hoyolab on your phone?
