snelm edition>Summer Sweep Up Slayer & Morehttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/summer-sweep-up-slayer--more?oldschool=1>More Doom Tweaks, Poll 84, & Summer Sweep Up Changeshttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/more-doom-tweaks-poll-84--summer-sweep-up-changes?oldschool=1>HD & Plugin API Progress Updatehttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/hd--plugin-api-progress-update?oldschool=1>Interface Uplift - UI QoL Coming Soon!https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/interface-uplift---ui-qol-coming-soon?oldschool=1>I'm new, what should I do?Quests:https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Optimal_quest_guideDiaries:https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/Achievement_Diary>Communication & InfoWebsite: https://osrs.game/Wiki: https://osrs.wiki/Twitter: https://twitter.com/OldSchoolRS>2025 /osg/ EHP Competitionhttps://templeosrs.com/competitions/standings.php?id=28571Lost? The rs3 general has relocated to >>>/vm/rsg>>537255860
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tob is piss easy but you have to publicly humiliate yourself to get into a group
socialising: osgs hardest challenge
hardest part of tob is getting into a group with 0 kc
In 2018? 2019? I found other people with 0 kc who also wanted to learn
My first month of membership just endedfeels so bad to spend all my money to get a bond, could've gotten some cool stuff with that 14m...Why are bonds so expensive sisters
a team of 4 players with 0 tob kc is nightmare fuel
act like an adult instead of acting like a weird gatekeepy brat on a playground: tobbers hardest challege
for me i just spend 30 mins worth of my paycheck on the game instead of a months worth of my in game earnings
Wish I could buy membership but paying jagex money is banned in my country
for me i just typed // anyone want to teach me tob which posted a message in the clan chat asking if anyone wanted to teach me tob and then some clan members took me to tob
what, you might not get the completion on your first attempt??????^kys progress raiding is the most fun I ever had in any MMORPG
>ight lets try this gem crab ish >its in varlamore
maldavius W
i want to run a tob learner but would you guys make fun of me if i didnt have a scythe as the teacher
i have a sanguine scythe
ill make fun of you either way so i wouldnt worry about it
midzy has 0 tob kc
>>537376553i sold mine when it was 600m
i cant sell my scythe because it is untradable
a tob teacher tent whipping has way more aura than a tob teacher with a cheese scythe
im 2 out of 3 on my nox hally, super excited grinding slayer, i'll defi finish it on my next task and then it opens up more grinds for me ^v^FUCK EPSTEIN
youre epsteins creation jaytroonie, still waiting on that self kc
If you wanted to get into progression raiding (or such), which game would you pick nowadays? I'd look for a guild/group that does a several raid nights a week preferably. Used to have a 3 hour session every weekday evening and it was fun.
personally i would pick old school runescape because it is my favorite game
>>537376801hmmm i wonder what game with lots of progression people in the old school runescape general play...
>>537376801>>537377242The only progress raiding I have left to do is group CAs and somehow that doesn't feel like joining a regular team.
>>537376431are you a snowflake that can't go to varlamore?
Meant to reply to >>537377346 with >>537377470 and not myself
>>537377571i havent popped my varlamore cherry yet and i dont feel like it at the moment
can someone teach me tob please im tired of being called a cheeser
im a no tob no nex no inferno no colo ironman which means im locking myself out of that content but i could do them if i wanted but it would go against my self imposed rules
based and honest
isnt the scythe not even good on a helmie outside of CAs because the upkeep is retarded
personally i think the megarares are lame and i wouldnt use them if i got them except for cas
>>537379934It's good if you have infinite money, but yeah rushing a scythe doesn't make a ton of sense.
this looks so bad on the minimap
>parasite spawns on the last part of nightmare fight>couldnt stop it the phase from progressing because of thrallthanks game
>>537381317parasite doesnt stop you from dealing with the sleepwalkers in any way, husks on the other hand
>>537376212Because they're the one item that bots can't farm
LUCKY
>>537376212you need to do everything in your power to build up a cash stack to flip with you should have 10-20m at least that never leaves your ge slots and then it's pretty easy to maintain a bond
>>537375975I remember this video lol
s3ks
How is anyone supposed to kill vorkath at cb 85? I went in with a full inv and the sunlight crossbow I couldn't do dmore than 60 dmg in a full minute
brighter shores rapes this shit
grotesque guardians with nally is peak
>>537385113I've done one gg trip since I got my nally, but the prospect of doing a second one after made me feel physically ill. Something about that boss just doesn't sit right with me.
>>537385304the boss isn't very interesting and idc about the drops but I like the pet a lot and I greenlog if it I get it
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Carrot_swordvardorvis is too hard
just got my gyat out
ok now put it back in
remember when d3 confused ggs with superior gargoyles god shes so cute and i love her
she a baddie she showing her pantie
if i ever die on the hcim im changing the hcim in th rsn to exhcim
Did u guys see settled is going to delete his account every time he dies now>Turns off recordingZaaaammmmm
me and nut bladder
>>537388226Lol jesus
nut bladder is scared of sex
i would slowly gain his trust and help him build confidence
>>537388226inkypuss
nut bladder on the left st0ck on the right midzy in the middle call that the femboy pyramid
how many super restores do i need for brimhaven agility arena
venator bow abyssal demons got me playing with my cock
155 moons chest not a single eclipse piece. I've been doing it with Chivalry this whole time, 10k bone shards to 70 prayer to go haha...
>>537390618you can afk mine 10k bone shards in a couple hours
d3ks office lady outfit stays on during sex
>>537391554At this point I might as well just get it from drops naturally. Forcing it will only make getting the sets take longer. I'll be doing solo bosses there soon. Also the yew seeds are nice.
is there a warning upon eating a pumpkin or drinking a half jug of wine in rs3
Join 4clan! The premier lgbtqia2s+ friendly official /osg/ cc!Chuds not welcome!
You wouldn't let a robot fuck your girlfriend.So why let a rustoid play your account?BOTTED? Not even once.
where im from we usually call them clankers
just got exposed
i told you niggas the wow trannies are going to be the death of runescape they are going to vote for everysingle bad change. were so FUCKING dead
tfw no robot bf
Get lost, wirebacks, this account is for VENNIES ONLY.
Hey, i dont play runescape, but i just wanted to say good job on harassing that putrid faggot cunt piRAPEDsoftware out of your gamehe deserves it, and more. He wouldve destroyed your game
>>537397247what happend
>>537397614piRAPED tried to co-opt the OSRS community as his own, as he tried to do with every other popular MMO (second life, wow, eve online, ashes of creation)people immediately ddos'd the servers he was playing on.He proceeds to blame everyone but himself"oh no its not me being targeted, its my isp (even though my stream is unaffected)"yeah its jagex' fault, runescape is coded like shit and cant handle internet fluctuations" (OSRS is designed to be played on dial up)he refused t o admit that he's such a vile putrid wretch that people actively chase him out of their gamehe does the same thing every time btw>this is the best game ever>acts like his usual self, gets chased out">this game is shit and the people playing it are monsters
>>537397086They'll fuck off with the next wow expansion
>>537397930this post smells of tourist brigadeer
>>537397930Based fuck that faggot
can osrs not be the subject of controversy every week and just be comfy again
yea no shit he said it himself in the first post
People who follow streamer drama need to neck themselvesI don't fucking care what some faggot with a receeding hairline said 3 days agoGet AIDS and die
>>537399813
Dumb question, can someone explain what 'lfg' means when used in place of 'gz' or 'oh my days' and where it came fromSomething happens -> "looking for group" - what?
life (is) fucking great
>>537398526>theyll leave in two yearsnigga osrs will be dead an buried by then FUCK
>>537401225reddit was already going to vote everything in anyway
>>537400873lets fukken go
theres a higher percentage of yes voters here than reddit
>>537400873Let's fucking goo
>>537401471i vote yes to that
>>537400873its how you can immiediatly which retards watch streamers or not. i mute anyone who says lfg in a manner that doesnt mean looking for group.
monikaS chat what is 031 yapping about
someone archive that
chat i hate grinding cerberusis the wiki correct that the rates for seeing any unique is 1/130? i've still not seen any in 370 kc
>is the wiki correctno. hope that helps
AI is not advanced enough to make osrs vtubers sound like real women
i think clues should stack infinitely (i would still never do them)
gemini gems are.. powerful!
>>537402912>>537402342>>537402217filtered
you should buy a venator bow and enjoy afk slayer
ai slop artstyle
hypothetically if an ai streamer could be programmed to click tiles would it count as botting and get banned since it's literally a bot?
jokerdtv is almost on Jad !!!!!
theres ai streamers now?
KEKW
>>537406892buy an ad jeet
>>537406545this guy tanked jad like 3 times lmao
LULE -2.5h LULE -2.5h KEKInsane Omegakek kek
i hate streamers so fucking much its unreal oh inanechatter6969 im sorry to hear you spilled your tuna salad sandwich on your lap at work today thanks for the 500 bitties can we get a hype train in chat for inanechatter6969 can we get some love in chat for inanechatter6969 some peepos for inanechatter6969
niggas have 0 jad kc talking about "muh hardcore status"
watch better streamers anon
more like insanechatter6969 thats you being insane in the osg chat
FIVEHOURS
is there some kind of fix for this? fucking irritating
is that the red x you guys are always yapping about
>>537407748don't be southwest of the clue step
P U R P L E
i finally got 84 construction i can max my poh!i didn't realize how much stuff you need to build some of it thoughgood thing i'm not an ironcuck - gonna swipe for a bond, buy a sceptre and max my portal nexus!
*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLkwLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>>537406892>>537407248Buy an ad
>>537405849she breasts
d3 just fucking crazymoding my shit
been very bored lately
ironmen be like hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm today i will spend 5 hours doing upkeep on account
woah you highlighted exactly the part i enjoy about being an ironman
i'm an ironwoman
no you are not
imagine if you spent that 5 hours of upkeep gooning instead
if irons just got 200m rc before starting pvm then the blood runes for scythe wouldnt be an issue
WOOAHH THE WHITE KNIGHT NAMES ARE PUNS???? THATS WHY I LOVE THIS GAME
when are we getting some new chill oldschool bosses?it's all been sweaty non-gowerian dodge slop bosses these last years
mains be like hmm i will pay to not play this game methinks like a boss
>>537411058amoxilatle and the moons are very chill and afk to do desu
>>537411058we just got gem crab
>>537409092Even as an rmt gold buyer that nexus is insane to fill up. 1000x runes adds up so fast
>>537411156I spend that extra time I save with your crush
>>537411058Isn't Huey supposed to be chill?
>>537411282If you are buying gold even billions at a time is cheap what are you poor
>>537411162wtf do you mean moons moons are infuriating, always worrying about noodling and getting a spec
my arsehole is so dirty wish i ahd a d3 to clean it up
meriiplarp will built for jeet dick!
>>537411517I was getting I think 300mil for 40$. Cons is very expensive I got mine to 83 on main. But u still need at least 150m to gear up and get runes and pots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWHCxGdSRDU:o
>>537411282yeah that was the one thing that pushed me to swipe18m for the portal nexus is so worth but so spensivei don't even have fang yet and do slayer in vestments & obsidian but this is worth
>j1mmy>reddit pleae meme xDsigh...............................
>>537407726see https://4chan.org/advertise
>>537411047you could make a post about that on orange site right now and get like 400-500 upboats
Whether Pickle Rick is seen as "epic" or "cringe" is subjective, but the "Pickle Rick" episode of Rick and Morty is divisive: some found the bizarre storyline and parody of John Wick epic, while others found it overhyped, overly gory, and a misrepresentation of Rick's character.old school runescape is fun
Imagine how good this game would be if you had actual movement in real time, like dota2 or Lost Ark. Everything else the same just with actual fluid movement. It would be the best game of all time.
d3 just fucking crazymoding my shit ive got my shit out and shes just sat there fucking going crazy on it
shut your bitch mouth
he must have quite the dlong to attract the gazes of those jezebelles
no the shitty netcode is sovlful
d3k strikes me as a creamy grool girl wormbfs white dagger looks like its been mauled by a rabid animal when she is finished
dota 2 movement is the same as rs movement you juts cant see the tiles and they are slightly tinier and the ticks are shorter
>>537413471>dota2>fluid movement
this game would be better withbank loadoutshotkeys for prayers and gear swaps
no it wouldnt
the game would be better if u all didnt play
this game would be better if the entire map was multi pvp and you dropped your entire bank on death
the game would be better with eoc
this game would be better if there was an osu 4k plugin to play whilst slowly walking to your next destination
>>537414645that should be a boss mechanic
Did you know? Kebabs are one of the items you can use on a compost bin to make regular compost.
>>537414764awakened vard but you knew it was coming
business idea: equippable rune pouch. ship it.
96 slayer sisters
business idea: belt loops and bags with strings attached
AAAAAAA THAT WAS THE BEST ONE TO GET I'M SO HAPPY
>>537415705pedophile
this game would be better if we had swimsuit mtx
>>537416316sell osrs to a jap comopany so we get sex toons
>>537415705I am hesitant to gz because that one anon alleges that you are a pedophile.
https://youtu.be/MDu2Y4qPf7AWhat we thinking ?
i think that i wont be playing the cheap leagues imitation and that game has nothing to do with osrs
rs3 is cringe
>no leagues for os>leagues for rs3common mod north L
>>537417312Then we would get Granblue FantasyYou do not want this game to become Granblue Fantasy, trust me
do you think d3k will accompany me to my high school reunion
accompanying d3k to bring your sub to work day
jagex more like fagex lmao
>>537415348Pocket slot.
Should you be allowed to have an opinion here if you didn't max all skills up to invention in the main game before jumping to the spinoff re release classic but easier version?
this is the main game
pocket slot is where i keep my flask with my buffing teas from forestry
Every botter should be physically forced to repeat the actions their bots have done by a daemon.Then, when that is done, they should be physically forced to repeat the actions of every minimum wage job that produced money which was used for RMT.
criminals should be executed for every crime no matter how small
Cocks out for _____
you should start with those psychos who take home silverware and dishware from restaurants
>>537420381krystillia
they should make ships in sailing cost 10b to build so only the megarich can make them and everyone else has to work in a shipyard as slaves to get xphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyqURSNx-KY
hmm what has 5 lettersmidzyjayqtthejqdespa
>>537420246>>537420402It's all the same people. Bots. Or bottERs, as I like to call them.
being a member of the crew sounds much easier than being captain of the ship i want to swab the deck and scramble about in the rigging
>>537420694This but unironically, for Star Citizen.
>>537420758
>>537420694It's crazy how in rust people will advertise offering to be slaves for a few hours cause they can't otherwise commit enough time to enjoy the game.
jokerd on jad again! !!
>>537421354i want to be a slave........a love slave
>>537420694i'm okay with that
Holy fuck fellas
wow hopefully that's worth a lot so you can stop killing dragons like a scrub
does a cute little d3 girl goon
>>537421701Wow grats. What from?
WE DID IT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
>>537422052Just a random old iron dragon. I have been diligently doing all the tasks fhat can get me a visage but I don't think I was anywhere near the droprate.
the japanese are horrific at running mmos. they get stuffed to the brim full of mtx like even worse than in rs3 and whats worse is that the japanese players aren't bothered by it at all. it's for that reason that I've all but given up on an anime runescape ever coming out.
is there an entangle/freeze timer plugin?
the only japanese mmo i played is FFXI i don't recall any mtx
>>537422507Normal people want to be able to flex by spending money not playing the game.
if you don't have 500 collection logs you're a bot
>>537423027How is it a flex to give away a lot of money
>>537424428that's literally the definition of flex
>>537424428Wasting money to show off is the point.
>>537424545>>537424675Idk to me it just sounds dumb
is there a plugin that turns all the toons around me into pretty grils
/replyall>>537423027>>537424428>>537424545>>537424675>>537425192Yeah $100 is totally a "flex" amount of money
>>537425192The position mmo/gacha whales come from is "Its my money and I have plenty of it so I will spend it on these games since it makes me happy. You just wish you were able to do the same and you're jealous because you're poor." meanwhile in their lives their incomes aren't much to write home about, have no ambitions or goals, and they live almost totally isolated lives with no friends and without much connection with their families. It's how they're able to arrive at the conclusion that its normal or acceptable to spend thousands of dollars on these games even though if they told a normal person about that habit of theirs they would be judged to be a freak.
>>537428017wait until you hear about sneaker heads and hype beasts
>doingstraining runecrafting>listening & watchingjaycutie and her girlfriend get arrested on a boat https://youtu.be/S1S7r5NuUQc
>>537428119you have some trash taste in entertainment my dude
>>537428116Extroverts with social skills will waste their money on fancy cars, sneakers and designer clothes/accessories to overrepresent their wealth and network more while the same insecurities in an introvert will lead them to waste it on superchats to vtubers and pixels in gacha games. It is pretty similar yeah but at least the hype beasts and sneaker heads are probably meeting real people and getting life experiences through it.
worldhopping runite rocksgot the bot banned (and killed irl, JMod Moonman dm'd me and said his head was run over by a truck tyre and exploded like a watermelon) [it was a turkroach]
>>537428119for me, it's the one where the traumatized vietnam vet shoots the naive rookie cop
Settle uploaded before Soup :skull skull skull:
>>537413471go pla yffxiv or mhw or fortnite the tick based movement is what makes osrs good
can I get baned on neopets for impersonating a jagex employe?
I don't think so. Impersonate away.
did u know im John Jagex's cousin in law?
why are u mining runite
it's iconic
apatsu apatsu apatsu apatsu
settled is out of ideas runetube is dead
I'm genuinely wondering why these non-IM people with skillcapes are competing for the runite. I'm pretty sure it's not profitable or good exp.
he should so swampletics II
fentletics
these non-IM "people" yea I think you mean robots
ironmen are worse than bots they take up slayer spots but dont even bring prices down
>>537428119>doingsdelving>listeningshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQ65WqwY9k
lol stupid bondie you live in our world now
>>537399160Nta but you're probably more of a tourist if you haven't heard anything about that. It's e-celeb garbage but the dude's been popping into pretty much every vidya adjacent community and making people hate him lately and you'd have to be actively ignoring it not to at least know a bit about it. Which would be based
>Check osrs general because re subbed>the usual schizo(s) are samefagging, posting useless spam and not using backlinksWhy
>>537433068nta but i only heard about him when he was being giga shilled on youtube and then the wow thing happened which i found out about third-hand because i dont give a fuck about wow and only realized he was playing osrs after i went to look if other people were dcing and found out it was just the servers getting ddsoed. Couldn't tell you anything about the guy because nobody in my circles really cares
i thoguht of a funny post but then i went to post it and forgot what i was going to post :(
are you telling me ps is not a reddit protest campaign like antiwork except for like video game preservation and anti-drm
>>537433643>Couldn't tell you anything about the guy because nobody in my circles really caresI envy that
>>537433880wow i never saw the full image i always thought she was in a chest
>>537434149lol I can see it now peeking up after finding out what is inside
>>537427696nobody said anything about $100you okay sis?
business idea: swampletics, but it's a chunk account
uim be like yeah let me just take 20 minuts to gear up for a 100 toa
maybe if youre a shitter uim lol
business idea: swampletics, but it's a wow player who crashes out after 8 barrows runs without a drop
Who's the most iconic Runescape character? The Wise Old Man?
i mahatma i
>>537436480krystilia, formerly kystrilia
current runetube meta is garbage chunkslop someone needs to be the next settled and change things up
>>537435736Nah, the chugging barrel helps a bunch with that these days.100 doses of brew and super restore goes a long way. It's just a short trip to ferox enclave to bag loot between kills.
Don't worry boys my Sailing Only GIM squad series will save Runetube
I think forcing dysfunctional mentally deranged people to play duo gim would be the best way to save runetube.
>>537436480for me, it's Pickaxe Handleclose second is bots dying to bees
>>537438384Might actually be on to something with that. No shortage of those on OSRS either
>>537438442It would either be entertaining in a reality tv kind of way or profoundly sad and depressing.
https://youtu.be/q6vyK4a1HCsWe are watching this btw
>>537438929Could be both. I'd watch it
creaming right now I emptied a prayer pot on accident
get the not empty plug in you doofus
why are master clues like this?
>>537439731skill issue
>>537439731oh this answers that question anon had a few days agoTHIS must how u farm limqwertz boots
silence helmie the bondie is speaking
>>537439731did you talk to oziach
>>537440565>~2.2b right nowGz
>get killed at zombie pirates for the loot I've accumulated in the 3 minutes i've been there>its one of the biggest loot keys the pker has ever seenreally makes you think
not really
Replacing my barrows chest and legs with bandos chest and legs wouldn't increase my max hit and would reduce all my defenses by 20-50 and my prayer bonus by 2.
replacing your chest and legs with 6 additional strength bonus would absolutely increase your max hit retard
not if he has a really low strength level it wouldn't
im anonymous and this is my 1 strength 1 attack defense pure
>>537441773Once you actually take a good look at the numbers, you'll eventually realise how absolutely fucking mediocre bandos gear is.
>>537442250
welcome to fentlock my new ironman i can only play while high on fent. in this episode we will be getting 9 woodcutting
>>537428017>You just wish you were able to do the same and you're jealous because you're poorBut they're right thoughI don't get why someone would be so fixated on how other people spend their moneyJealously is the least embarrassing explanation
post the rest of the image
>>537443309>But they're right thoughThey're not.Objectively.I am not poor, I am able to do the same and am choosing not to because I am not a giant retard.
finna start stimming it up in this bih
>>537443471Then why do you care so much about how others spend their money? Because it makes you feel icky? lmao
>>537443656I mock pathetic people. Everyone does it.
It would in fact increase your max hit by 1-2, it doesn't degrade, and the (minor) decrease in defenses matters almost nowhere. Not that it's amazing or anything but its certainly nice to have. A fighter torso with obsidian legs is good enough though so there's no real reason to spend all that gp for that small upgrade, and its mostly ironmen that should be wearing it after getting it while grinding the bgs or to make into torva down the line.>>537443309cope that you are a freak who others look at with disgust
i spit in the face of people who do not want to be cool
Oh also bandos with faceguard is just peak sovl osrs attire, and looks far better than torva, oathplate, inquisitor, etc so I wouldn't entirely fault you for buying it for that reason alone.
did sardcao get filtered by cg why is he doing ds2 now
i think radiant oathplate looks really cool to be honest
>>537443810That didn't answer the questionIt was as simple questionOdd that you wouldn't answer it
Radiant oathplate looks cool when you see it on someone just passing by but idk I kinda feel that while actually wearing it it would get old kinda quick
i wouldnt be caught dead with that goofy ahh shi on bruh
it would look cool with my untrimmed cooking cape and spider boots and vanilla slayer helmet
would you whale on a d3k banner
The coolest armour in the game is a full set of white armour. Nothing else even comes close.
in the past 10 hours, I got:>82 herblore>my first (and 2nd) zulrah kc>10 antivenoms>max pool>elite void armorand now time for the thing I've been training the past 2 weeks for getting the veracs set from barrows. ironman btw
why do you want veracs
to do my kalphite task by flinching the queen, and also I didn't want to get the salamanders/tar
i think the normal keris partisan is way better and the blue keris is bis
ok thats what i thought but the salamander is probably a lot better to be honest yo can do like 5 kill trips with the flinch setup thats what im gonna do for the head
well bis melee i should say me personally i just use my tumtum
veracs is for the second phase where you can't damage it with kerishttps://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Kalphite_Queen/Strategies#Flinchingcolossal blade is bis for flinching first phase which I got like 2 weeks ago
you can use the keris anyway its prayers are fakeim genuinely not joking
it takes ~1000 kc average to get all pieces of a specific barrows set
that's why I got max pool and elite void armor first> you can use the keris anyway its prayers are fakewut? dang you're right> This airborne form has Protect from Melee active; however, like the first form, this only provides increased Defence.hmm
osrs teaser for september 15th on the twatterhttps://x.com/OldSchoolRS/status/1962198791014031731
>>537445451i only whale for sporty tomboys
>>537446789>dumbass in the comments really asking for a repoll this late in development
ok to be fair we didnt know how bad sailing was going to be until we got this far in to development
>>537446789its just an ad for either rs3 leagues or dmm
kalphite queen is such a shit bossevery old boss is shit actuallythere's a reason they thought they had to do EOC to make the combat fun, and it's because every single boss they made before that point is shit.
>>537447050SHAMANISM CAN STILL WIN
>>537447084dont think so budgm to gms is a cold ones well known gm speedrun accountgem crab is an osrs unique bossscurrius is an osrs unique bossdoom of mocha is an osrs unique boss
dmm also known as trans faggot mode
omg
fancy boots a shark another spider boss im going to cooooooom
i hope the new spider boss is locked behind 98 sailing
the gowers would have made one of these guys into a spider boss their big stupid regenerative eyes are perfect
just got laughed at by a venny while walking to my grave at bandos...
i love spiders i genuinely hope we get another but they said they weren't gonna do spider bosses again for a long time when araxxor came out which is why I personally want a centipede instead this time with multi segment hp bars and a mechanic where it coils around you and tries to kill you like najarala
>sailing comes out>generally well received>UHH NOW THAT SAILING FLOPPED CAN WE POLL REMOVING IT FROM THE GAME?
My pitch for a boss is just a knight who is really good at fighting and always down to scrap.
these people who voted yes to sailing havent played the alpha or beta and wont admit to themselves they fucked up the game should go to therapy because theyre probably lying to themselves about other things too
>>537448456>these people who voted yes to sailing havent played the alpha or betaYeah, it's shit lol>should go to therapy because theyre probably lying to themselves about other things tooWhat an odd thing to say though :^)
but am i wrong
>>537447983jajajajaja estúpido gringo, hora de hacer el "git gud" jajaja>>537448965I mean yeah that's a pretty strange conclusion to reach from this
no its a behavioral pattern
>>537449217Maybe so, but with the given context that assumption says more about you than anything
a human knight boss with a sweet moveset like artorias
meriipu did you see that settled uploaded
>>537447572A boss fight but it's just one of the terminator bots from lms
>>537449706I have seen the whole thing already
what if the next boss is an analogy for the player's depression and it has a realistic depiction of a panic attack
a boss fight that mimicked nh pking would actually be sick it would even teach noobs how to pk
>>537449950is it good or slop i havent clicked it yet
nh pking is brown coded
>>537450282it is comfy
they should remove pvp in the wilderness and just make nh pker bosses randomly spawn and attack you like how revenants used to work in rs3 but better and actually player feeling
>>537449950*jd voice* hubba hubba dont mind if i do
that is more of a johnny bravo thing
merii why are you friends with john dad when he constantly says disgusting hateful things about lgbt people
havent gotten any sloppy in a coon's age
d69k
what is that cellulose mixture they use to make food safe fake goop in the movies
>>537452272seamand
>>537451147i have been more than willing to be a friend to basically all of you even in cases where i shouldnt. it has nothing to do with lgbt and everything to do with treating people like humans. i dont care who or what you are as long as you are reasonable and not trying to fuck people over or being otherwise malicious
>>537446262you can actually hit through kq's prayer with any weapon, it's just a defense buff, not a true protection prayer
>>537452735omg shes just like me
>>537452272um its called oobleck and it was invented by doctor seuss part corn starch part water
>>537452693hey man i just have one questiondid d3k like me originallylike i remember someone mentioning her to me and then i rejected her, maybe that made her not like me?
its literally always glycerin what is that mysterious movie substance chances are its glycerinand corn syrup too
d3 flicking her prayers on jad
john dad never even crashed out youre all just constantly misreading his tone hes actually a really chill guy
the stuff you can fill a bathtub with although not drain easily because it is bad for the drain but you can put it in a bathtub if you so please industrial quantities
>>537453257this but unironically
>>537452693>lgbt>not trying to fuck people over or being otherwise malicious
jhnd is a pedo enabler but in a chill way and he never crashed out and he rejected d3k not the other way around and he never crashed out or bought items with bonds
sailing is kino thoever
>vyre approaches me>log out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLsthread theme (jhnd anthem)
i can already imagine shenny dancing to this he pulls his sweatpants up over his shoulders so his head pokes out
faladorian music is weird
oingo boingo goes hard
i wish d3k was my little sister
https://youtu.be/82ikKIz8upc:o
larva michael
enjoy upkeeping the bolts at 1 kc retard
>enjoy upkeeping the bolts at 1 kc retard
what do karambwans taste like?
cope
>>537454732lol I considered this actually not to humbletoot or anything
lol these level 70 irons arguing about trash gear no way bruh
personally im a weam and i use an rcb with roby bolts
>>537455167put on this blindfold and open your mouth and i'll show you
d3k stench rent free
how to level hunter that isnt birdhouses and is low effort
>>537455624lamps
you can't say cl**ker
you mother clucker haha
my gf is ai she gave me the c-word pass
chinchompas
my ai gf is always moody she would kill me
>>537455624do what i did
is mieryditch india
nigga fishing a bush
imagine being a hunch backed creature with no front legs or arms and having to hop everywhere and eat toads i would be miserable
like shenny sliding his sweatpants up to his shoulders so his head pokes out
>>537452735I mean surely verac will still be faster than flinching with colossal blade? or is it not that big of a defense boost?
If you consider sucking blood as an allegory for rape then yes.
im a little rapey today
just use a salamander desu
remember when ppl would post what they look like in real life in this thread and they were really ugly
is that really settled
do you girls watch reality tv shows and get mad when the events happen to be entertaining
who is the least insufferable osrs jewtuber/streamer
i only watch cooking reality tv sorry
stfu shobek stupid bitch ass
i only watch the videos where they harass botters and scammersi'm not gonna watch someone just playing the game norrmally, i'm already doing that myself
i only watch cute girls with cute voices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crqoptx_QI8
i dont have youtube
teasing da noobs
Thank you gamer who bought my tentacle ring!
youtube sounds like a virus im not clicking that
>>537458357unguided
i got level 3 def on my pure lol oop
i don't understand the appeal of watching noobs play osrs, the chat is always full of back-seaters giving horrible advice
>>537460136just like osg
black criminal bolts
>>537460136sovl...
>>537457594i only have ~6k tarmy best gear only gives me an average 9.2 hit. I need 28 hits per second phase killdragon pickaxe is 1/400. which means I need to double the amount of tar I have just to reach drop rate (400*28 = ~11k)i'd rather do barrows for veracs and just be able to infinitely grind kqbtw you guys ever wonder whose buying 22m tar from the ge every day? for what purpose
how do i walk under something instead of attacking it without right clicking
menu swapper
>>537460727set these to hidden
>>537460136i saw some noob streaming their first osrs run the other day, and this guy in chat trades 100k to them while saying "it's all i got, but i'll grind more for you tomorrow" why the hell are people such pathetic losers
>>537460727
it smells like weeds outside :\
isn't shift click walk here in the actual osrs settings
hawk tuah!
>>537461087Its my gold and I have plenty of it so I will spend it on these streamers since it makes me happy. You just wish you were able to do the same and you're jealous because you're poor.
theres a stinky skunk aboot maybe with her stinky skunklings and skunk husband too
cute skunks
if i went live would you give me 100k
this should be one unlock
best i can do is free armor trimming
thanks but i prefer my armour untrimmed
well i can double your cash
>training slayer to unlock misc>vampyres>hill giants>vampyresvannaka piece of shit
>>537462043why did you unlock vamps if you don't want to slay em
>>537461580learn to pvp nigger
got my glass together for 75 craftinggonna have that glory soon
because reddit told me to unlock them
>>537462274I didn't dumbass those were my first 3 tasks
vampyres are 99% afkvery comfy
is it better to alch drops or save them for giants foundry if ur an iron
depends on the drops
You get more than enough bars from mining to do giants foundry, alch the drops.
alch the drops and spend the gp on gold ore at blast furnace
i would never high alch i hate doing that shit
giants foundry is comfytaking all my mith bars from mlm and blast furnace over there and turning them into XP and cash all at once is peaksucks you can't get iron from MLM, would make alloying easier
getting my ironhole gaped by strongstack and steelwill
>>537463104https://runescape.wiki/w/Alchemiser_mk._II
i high alch blood runes for passive magic xp while i train rc, how does that make you feel helmie?
do u really want to go to the bank every 10 minutes to save up all your alchables?just complete your slayer task quicker, slayer exp is harder to come by than smelting exp
you can just bring da alch runes to your task
uh sis your looting bag?
not trusting anyone that says smelting exp
smelting should be a separate skill like it is in dwarf fortress
im sorry. i was busy training my runecreating
i hate it when you smile
just got lvl 99 jewelry skill
i need to make a phone cdall and i really dont want to
gem cutting and gem settings should be seperate skills like they are in dwarf fortress
what if i held your hand while you made your phone call
wish i was like you blue eyed barbie
that would help a lot if you could do that
i like whacking gargoys with the maracas
ok holds your hand
my eyes are more like opals
>>537460136you post here and its full of shitters giving horrible advice too
all my advice is amazing actually because i run dps calcs before giving it
how much dps calcs is smelting xp
not me i just make shit up
you need smithing to make repairing your gear cheaperotherwise it's kinda pointless past like 75
anything good on the hub or
its not pointless u need 99 to get ur max cape
>thinking anyone in this thread is gonna maxlol lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICkHBCcRX74IT'S UP
I'm gonna max twice :o
does anyone want to be my friend
maybe but i kinda suck
there are multiple maxed people in the osg clan
i just want quest cape
there are multiple maxed nonces in the ccs too
im maxed normal style
im total level 1606
Theres a maxed UIM in osg (rsn:Settled)
im total level 1719 ive been doing quests im about to finish monkey madness 2 so i can chin a few ranged levels before doing evil gauntlet for my 2 enhanced and crystal armor
personally i was trying to do quest beneath cursed sands so that i could do toa combat achievements to work towards the med ca reward but the quest made me so fucking mad that ive decided to spend 2 days killing cave horrors for black mask instead
why did it make you mad that quest is kind of easy
my stupid idiot loser toon is too retarded to competently dodge the idiot projectile maze underneath the ruins
i dont think thats his fault
cant wait til these wowfags try to do seplcure
im not a wowfag kill yourself
omfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep0mua88Sa8i want to make the pearfect dough
bro the wowfags are already getting their firecapes and doing cg while most fags in here can barely do moons
>>537466676ownned fire cape noobs LOL!!!!!!!!!
fire cape is easier than beneath cursed sands projectile maze
irons need a better source of cannonballs
how many brews for projectile maze
irons dont have the right to use cannonballs that is bondie culture
>>537467008hey iron noob you can go to giants foundry and get the double ammo mould, get mining that iron fucker. you are an IRON man remember? that means you do nothing but mine iron for a month so you can cannon for a few days LMAO
just hit gargoyles and take the infinite steel bars to the cannon furnace when sailing comes
even though I have so much iron I calculated that even if I made it all into cannon balls it probably wouldn't be enough to get an imbued heart :(
im just going to nolife 500k cannonballs at some point before i start slayer its going to be epic
why do you guys talk here if theres a clan?
I got like 1k cannonballs killing pirate zombies for an hour
because the people in the clans are freaks, not that you guys aren't I suppose
why do i need a bgs for toa everything in there is resistant to slash
its good to keep a layer of separation between myself and the freaks
just do the doom grind and you get a shit load of balls
i'm in one of the clans and i'm not a freak
the people in here are freaks too lol
im a freak but im not in one of the clans
>>537467985to lower enemies' defense you FUCKING RETARD
>>537375975What I liked the most in GTA 3 in the PC version was the limbs and heads shooting off feature
>>537468172dude relax
got 2 bloodshards today omg
please dont reply to my original post with your gta opinions
more like blood shart lmao
why do i need to shoot fish into the fish monster what the fuck
hi
the bgs is used to lower the defense of baba/kephri/zebak/warden p1/p3/p3e, and for the last hit before the core goes away on p2. If you have bone dagger you can probably just leave the bgs at home although depending on your gear setup and invo the bgs last hits might actually be necessary in order to avoid having an extra down in p2 so you still may end up bringing it.
the firsh are pointy and they hurt him use your fucking brain
sigh...
I bot ALL of my levels so I can do quests and get cool new gearI don't have a single skill above 60 that I haven't botted thereIs this OK?
>>537468684yeah
cool story bro
so whose going to match my freak
i cant stop mooing i have a moo addiction everywhere i go i just moo
i have a mewing addiction
blood moon is harder than cg hunlief doesnt have lifesteal
my blood moon was last week
rsn idea: mooiipu
im gonna get the gold clog staff that would be epic
not really it just says you have extreme mental illness
gonna get the moo staff for mooing so much
omg rsn milkzy
rsn milkzy is my rsgf
hunleff should have lifesteal and reflect damage
rsn milkzy is a john fag alt
is gotr THE white mans method for lvling crafting
john and milkzy were both at shortys maxing party they cant be the same person
no thats shades of morton
id say its the brown man method because its mostly bots
who else was at shortys maxing party
>99% percentile for worst dragon defender run so farlol
>>537469637shortys
yeah shortys was there i saw her
was anonydork there
look at her feet!
glough is beating me up really bad his third phase is so strong i only have a magic comp bow so im gonna flinch him
>>537469869omfg
i posted some of the most prized feet in all of osg yesterday
pm at full mast with d3 in his line of sight
glough was such a retarded boss fight, i didnt even learn any of the mechanics i just outate the damage
i pulled up to some randos 99 str party in ham robes and bitch ass cracker ppm immediately tpd away >oh nooo how am i gonna paypig for d3k if i get fired from my maccys job for associating with these deplorables
milkzy is so cute
would you still love me if i cried during sex
>>537470435i was there. he was like "oh hell no" and tped out, then we all had a nice laugh afterwards
>>537466676>noobs doing noob shitnice projection though bro
>>537469661>only 300 kccry more
>>537467008true, there's not enough FREE SHIT for the standaloners, every time an hamlet sissy has to actually play the game a kitten dies
its not that i cant do cg or inferno for a fre cape or whatever its that we dont have them in f2p and im a f2p uim skiller
>>537466676>most fags in here can barely do moonsthere is exactly zero reason for you to think this other than projection
>>537468401>blood shartme when i put too much laoganma in my rice
the wiki is lying saying i can attack twice for every pull glough does he just pulls me nonstop and i get pulled twice before im out of range this sucks
pull up a yt guide i remember there being one weird trick to make it work
lol this one weird trick makes it possible to kill glough
uh oh helmie having a smeltie
nigga cant kill a npc from 2016 bruh
i did it idiots it just took me a couple of tries it turns out the magic comp bow is not very good of a weapon u wouldnt do it with my gear and stats
gz sis
some girls really struggle with kruk
i dont mean to be rude but i could do it with your gear and stats pretty easily
i did it with 50 ranged and a yew longbow
no u didnt
omg i found one in real life this is so exciting
mge tank is epic sweaty
i found some other kind of bizarre noob he had 1400 total level
Why would I ever train construction when I can go into other people's houses and use theirs instead?
diary
>bragging about being homeless
im not homeless im one with nature
>>537473525>being a bondieironmen can't go into other people's houses
im not going to tell u how to live ur life or anything but but even on my new pure where i can use my own house any time i want on any server ill personally be leveling my construction soon
damn helmies are so disgusting people won't even let them into their houses? do they have bedbugs or something?
do i need a bp for inferno or can i just send it with bowfa and dhw
do PKers even have houses or do they just sleep in the wildy?
actually i just sleep in the ferrox refugee camp
u dont need bp if u need a faster weapon though u could just bring the sunlight crossbow its cheap but u can do the whole thing with just bowfa
over time u would lose so many ticks
just try to get ur cape before worrying about saving ticks lol
tfw 100 combat and don't have a firecape
im a slave to my own ambitions
i only use throwing knives and daggers im kind of like a ninja
you only really need the blowpipe for zuk healers so I guess you can do it without it but zuk will heal a lot more since it will take you longer to tag them all and it will also take you a lot longer to finish killing them so you will probably get an extra mage/ranger set spawning. that said even under these conditions the waves are still harder than zuk and you don't need it for waves (although it is mildly helpful there) so idk just b urself
they said if i go 2x dry on black mask they will make me wear the snelm of shame
>>537474323I'm 115 and I still don't have one I just haven't had a reason yet.
im maxed combat and havent event attempted its like talking to women for me
if you've ever used a melee weapon on an npc in your entire time playing runescape then you have had a reason to get a fire cape
u want one of mine i already made my undead dummy in my house and my slayer helmet
keep the extra one so you can risk it in the wilderness
thanks but i actually play a game mode that restricts me from trading with other players
not really all i've done so far is wildy slayer and vyres and myth cape is fine for that
i also play a game mode that restricts me from trading with other players i was going to pull a fast one on you lol
god i cant believe you almost trolled me i would have been so mad
>>537474403i see well people do it with an atlatl so i think ill be fine i just dont want to get a bp then 92 mining then 90 fletching for it
they are letting me wear the snelm of achievement
grats on ur scary mask ur gonna scare those monsters to death lol
they should buff it to have unlimited charges its not strong enough as is
where sailing
ocean
i hope they add sailing pvp like that shitty rare game
raids 4 is gonna be the sailing weapon megararecalling it right now
i keep stacking clue caskets but i dont even want to open them i know im just going to be disappointed but i keep stacking away and for what i am trapped in a hell of my own making
i cant do inferno because i dont have the attention span to watch a guide
hard>easy>medium>master>elite=beginner
thats so me
thats so she
we don't have slayer in f2p
sailing will be easy you just afk in your boat until your sail starts flapping funny and then click it until you're 99
>>537477912im gonna roll up to a shipwreck and get that rope rope rope log three coins bronze sword
post bank
collect stonecollect woodCOLLECT STONE
why is crafting and mining so boring in this game why cant they just like combine them into one skill
i cant believe there are people out there who willingly farm vardorvis
yeah they should combine them into one skill... we could call it... minecraft...
fruity pebbles are so wrong but they taste so right
what if instead of sailing we got slayer 2 which would be just like slayer and at the end you get a slayer 2 skill cape and you combine it with slayer cape and you get a slayer master cape and then you become a slayer master and you can assign tasks for others and like give them whatever you want and they would pay you to get better tasks
yeah what if
fruity pebbles vape hits good
why does firemaking still exist just combine it into woodcutting at this point, useless ahh reddit skill.
hear me out: slepe-locked chunkman
>osrs turns an rs3 skill into a minigame (dungeoneering -> gauntlet)>osrs turns an rs3 minigame into a skill (PoP -> sailing)can osrsniggers get a single piece of original content?
the gauntlet is like dungeoneering in the sense that using your special attack is like using rs3 abilities
comparing gauntlet to dungeoneering is like comparing mcdonalds to a burger made by gordon ramsey
Bald eagles per burger moment
ok my first inferno attempt with no guides yet was wave 40 but i think im gonna pass on this its so annoying and the mechanics are too esoteric
>food analogy
>lms so filled with bots is soemtimes fullhahahahahahahaha
golden age of osrs?yeah, gold farming
you think the wowfags will move on to brighter shores next?
i dont really care
rs3 league omg
>>537481789idiot
>>537482050what?
why did you deleted her picture
why did you delete that
she can delete it if she wants to
i just want my magus ring for my swamp trident
i want an antler guard
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Ectofuntus_(small)20 years and never knew about htis until i saw it just now
i want a wet page
whats a wet page
you put it in the wet book
im only half trans
til the page soaked
watertodt is mid ngl
this game makes my ass sore
just watched twilight with the mrs, can't believe the gowers made a whole region based around that book
did ya finger her during it
>>537483442lol
dead floppy tranny cock game
thers an ironperson telegrabbing seaweed spores as they spawn
whats wrong with that
i telegrabbed your moms seaweed last night
you are better off just using a brine sabre at low level to kill the lobsters for spores
i miss d3k
i made mamas steaks
>>537485484do you think it's too late to call
>>537486485he shot himself after he posted this unfortunately
As a bondie, I love helmies. we should all be friends. I'll even help you get some of the quest items you need that you get too lazy to get sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap7TZRp9MNo
>>537487103private equity W
>>537487103i cant even get into lms because of all the FUCKING CLANKERS
Jagex would rather see the game economy burn than to add a simple phone verification to add an entry cost to botters
idk
because shareholders first number must go up who cares if its not even real people as long as money
as a capitalist i agree
>they got rid of the gay shitat what cost?
thats still a mod north w forever and ever
How are PKers simply not filthy rich by just PK'ing these thousands of bots that are in every world in every rev cave and wildy boss instance. literally free money.It takes me literally 20 minutes to just find an unoccupied instance for a wildy boss
lol if jagex event banned 25% of rwters they would scare maxed mains and irons from buying services and shit but they wont because they're kikes
the real way to stop bots would be making it so you have to buy your first month of membership with real money, with current accounts being grandfathered in + alts on the same jagex account. no one is grinding for a bond in f2p except bots and vennies.
desu in their defense you can't really buy rwters cuz there's no way to confirm that someone bought gold cuz if you start banning people that get gold from bots then you end up weaponizing bots and botters start sending lots of gold to random people to falseflag them and get them banned
theres a massive bot nuke coming soon
how do you send gold to someone without them accepting a trade
bonds should have never been a thing
the UK will collapse soon tho, so it doesn't really matter
it's the same issue of how do you know someone that killed and looted a bot with 20m gold did it as a legit pk and not as a gold trade.if a botter drops 10m gp somewhere and someone picks it up do you ban the person or not and how do you know if it was RMT or just falseflagging a clueless guy that saw 10m on the ground
>jagex can take back the company from the kikesgod i hope
>doesnt remove free trade because of back lash>crash the econ hard enough to force people to remove free tradei see jagex
as a helmie i wish they removed free trade again
>>537488071they probably are desu
u know ppl can just ddrop gold rite
whos streets our streets
you should take this opportunity to get what you need from LMS before the bot detection is back upi shit you not you will run into games where you are the only real player and all the bots are the shitty ones that don't eat and will go from 100-0 without switching prayers
what about the terminator ones that are just the last ones remaining if i just want the 1k wins cape
>>537488902i just saw one of the wow streamers win their first lms game exactly how you described lol
i want 1k lms wins which is impossible with terminator bots
>>537487103frankly who cares about bondies honestly, i hope the bots crush their economy i could care less, ironman is the only real way to play.
>>537488957>>537489125i haven't seen any of those lately, just the dogshit ones
youre just trying to trick me into embarrassing myself at lms
>>537489125if you get a staff of the dead the term bots just fold
>>537489215ok ill go try it now thanks
>>537489210helmies who want to buy bonds instead of pay for membership are affected by the rapidly inflating bond price too
i will create a bot that buys up all cheesy potatos from the warriors guild in every world because fuck ironpeople
>>537443309Money is a means of symbolizing and storing value.Value: defined as the perceived usefulness, worthiness, desirability, or admirability of the activities a person does, relative to what is possible for people to do.Whatever people value is what will shape the world, because it is the actions performed, the matter & information processed and transformed, etc., which produces the possible states of existence on Earth.It should go without saying that when values have been misaligned or incompatible it has caused the majority of human strife. So much focus is put on political systems because they are fundamentally about determining and creating value.Therefore, spending money is transferring the value you have stored into something you evidently believe is valu-able.The reason other people become *concerned* about how others spend money is because it is a reflection of what others value. Which is a reflection not only of that individual's wellbeing, but the state of society.When a person spends money, they are signaling to others that something needs to be done. If someone with billions says "I will spend my billions of dollars to FILL A SCYSCRAPER WITH MOLDY CLOTHES" then other people *will* be putting effort into filling that skyscraper with moldy clothes.But this would be considered a waste, and actually a net negative, by most. Because it would misallocate the effort people could have put into something more useful, beneficial, not degenerate, etc.So. When people see you spend lots of money on Funko Pops, it should be obvious why they are concerned. What could you have done with that value that would have been better for yourself and the whole of society?Nobody, besides your mother perhaps, is "fixated" on how you reallocate the value you have generated. Because it is too exhausting and not even useful. They are commenting on it, expressing concern, to reinforce with others what should be valued.
i hate gachatards too but you're gonna look real silly when that mentally ill dumbass owns you when he replies with "you're poor and mad lol" to your essay
did mod north really max?
both titans prayers on the weam now i can pwn cg :)
im thankful i dont want anything from lms, the guthixian icon is cool but autocasting claws is the deadest content in the game now with the magic rework
>>537453131flicking her bean on jad
you cant even add the toxic bulb to the guthix staff so its worse
bros i just got the beaver pet on my ironman at 72wc
>>537489714what about your piss sword
if a bot beat me in a 1v1 id just uninstall lol
i dont have a godsword yet
post 99 slayer grind for uniques not making me feel good bros
I deserve 77 lootboxes every week, blizzard.
>>537490474man I clicked the wrong general fuck me
heard about the massive bot nuke coming soon but have you heard about the massive jaytroonie coming soon
>>537490474>>537490524blizzdrones are not welcome hereget the FUCK out
if only lms had useful rewards i would actually grind the bots
>>537490474I also just posted an osrs related post in a blizzard thread kek
>>537490602Blizzard's been cookin though, as the youngins say. I'll be back for sailing though
>>537489215just tried 3 games and each game has at least 1 human who is ahking or terminator bot. waste of time
i work for microsoft, we all make fun of blizzard all the time, total red headed step child
7 year microsoft employee?
>>537490860hahahaha i was just tricking you into embarrassing yourself at lms lololol!!!
What's a terminator bot
Cicada 3301: The Internet's Weirdest Mystery
its a bot created by skynet, an ai that has become sentient and it sends them back to the past to kill john connor, the leader of the resistance
My dad works for microsoft and he said jagex are homos
i cant tell if the ice hill is getting easier because im figuring it out or because im slowly leveling agility (im going insane (as a penguin)
ok i did win a lms game but it was against ironmen so im not sure if that counts
god i love vengit always allows for bullshit wins against sweats
im a no bullshit kinda guy
lms is boring tho with all the bots i want to fight against real people
then play bh
i play on an iron im not making a new account solely for bh
ok i would say 25% of lms games are full bot where i can winthis may be my chance to get the 1k cape
sad thing about the lms capes is that the 1 win cape looks the best, all the other ones look tacky
if you gonna complain about shit looking tacky then construction has the most tacky shit of all when everything high level is just marble
im outta here fools
do you have the armor
>>537493650i only have 2 seeds but since im a mainGOD i can just buy the rest of them
thats epic im trying to get an antler guard so i can use my chins to get 80 ranged before i go to gauntlet grats on ur enhanced go get a second for ur epic sword
yup that's why I stopped at 1 win >>537493004I'm too bad at runescape anywaywould win about 60% of PUBG games and was ranked top 100 when it was peaking, but this is a completely different skillset. in RS I'm a shitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PumU5ViAEhc
im gonna go do lms to gatekeep shitters
d3 lewd thighs
GODDAMN why did they make seren so fucking curvy HOLY FUCK she should be the goddess of fertility shit should carry milk for a village in this mammaries sheeessshhhh
realizing after doing wildy content for 2 hours that I had entity hider on
based
>>537493467omfg gz
only 3950 more until pet, keep going.
hmm actually i think ill give up now
nooo you're too cute to give up haha
haha okay ill keep going
whats the fally rooftop pet
a little durial
i already have the giant squirrel
u can make an alt and dress it up cute and make it follow u around like a human pet
truu
>>537496131BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS
>catch chinchompas in graceful>tuft in 26 when i want to go to guarantee>catch moths in full guild hunter>need to go to guarantee when i want it asapgrr
>>537496093when i get it im gonna turn it into the bone squirrel thing from varlamore and use the pet naming plugin to call it little boner
I tried hunter rumors for the first time today and I went to pity count 4 times out of 5
if i join the clan will i have rats snitching on me for being raycist
i just got a 4clan chud muted today actually :)
yeah and then they blame me for it and have melties about me in the thread for months and years despite it being their own clannies
i dont really talk to anyone in the game unless they talk to me first
let's take a vote on the next OP imagewe dont have much time lefti vote for a threadgirl getting her head blown off with a shotgun that would align with our values
i vote for a scantily clad slut with her ass kinda hanging out but not showing too much
>>537494810for me its zilyana
i vote for apatura shes really cute and i hope she has fanart
some maxxed retard is blasting cows with a cannon in lumbridge lmao
>>537498397flat
ok scantily clad zilyana executed by STR pure chudany drawfags help out?
>>537498450just helping his cowhide bot farm
>>537498540yea i like that
fag
>I'm a big strong nigger who kills people, rapes people... beats people up.-Mike Tyson
we need an osg slut truck
>>537498191
>>537498450he's probably turael boosting for slayer points and got a cow task
>>537498612see this is whats wrong with strengthcucks. you just wish to pummel and crush your bodacious opponent into an unfuckable red paste on the ground. a real dexchad would prolong the fight for his advantage. using our nimble and sleek weaponry we could target each individual clasp on her clothing. accurately and precisely de-clothing ziliana one robe at a time. in a way its just a play or a ritual which is an important factor in the grand scheme. but here and there as she is disctracted from having to cover up her bouncing naked bits, you'll target her wings. clipping them painlessly, without her noticing.when you have finally annilated every clasp and juncture holding whats left of her clothing up, only then she thinks about escaping, but your nimble was has made sure that it has become an impossibility for her. she's grounded and theres nothing she can do but surrender to your dexterous might. and as a true warrior, in some roundabout way that thought pleases her. and now she is yours. she'll follow ANY command that you give. that is the true power of dexchads.
>WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH FISHING?>YOU TIE A LITTLE FISH TO A STRING IN HOPES IT WILL BE REPLACED WITH A BIGGER FISH>AND THEN YOU LET IT GO!>SOMETIMES IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL FISH!>IT'S A FAKE LITTLE PLASTIC FISH!>WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT?*laugher*>Never seen the little plastic fish get eaten by a big plastic fish, have ya?>only in New Jersey*laughter*
idgi
>WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH TRANS PEOPLE?>ARE THEY MALE>OR THEY FEMALE?>I don't get it!*laughter & booing*
whats maldaviuses agil level?
is it ever disclosed what the scar is exactly? like a brain of something eldritch creature or someshit?
can someone upload madseason's newest members video?
>>537500327>>537501225kys
>>537501225what do you mean? it is uploaded. by him......
just bought a dragon hunter wand to burst dust devils with ama
why did you buy a dragon hunter wand specifically
>>537501425are you gay?
>>537501475i can't afford a kodai wand or nightmare staff and it's better than anything besides those that can autocast ancient magicks>>537501489i am not attracted to the male figure but i would rape a man to dominate him
i need to be dominated rn fr
Should I kill k'ril or tormies for my greater task?
you should kril yourself
i need a one page (soaked)
i didnt notice they gave dragon hunter wand 10% magic damage that seems a little excessive maybe they should buff master wand it just gives accuracy
>>537501720are you ironman? tormented demons
im so freaking tired of early game slayer with low combat omg i just need 40 slayer but its taking so long aaaa
>>537503382bondie or iron?
>>537503521ironmeme otherwise I'd just cannon wildy slayer
its not so bad oomfie just hit the monsters
chestbrah
it's pretty freaking bad
oh when you said low level you meant shooting a regular shortbow with iron arrows low level... maybe u should do shadow of the storm first bud
i need one pussy (soaked)
is d3 a squirter?
I want the antler guard, but they gated it behind 67 slayer for irons, and I can't do wildy slayer as a hardcore.
um I actually couldn't kill that boss.... but I just hit 30 range so I guess I'll go make a new bow but I really just want to unlock misc so I can be a skiller
wait I can't that needs 50 fletching omg
im owed at least 1 drop by now
dont like this threadgirl debut shes trying too hard
the 100cb pc boat should be accessible if you have 99 range or mage
its a threadbloke fuck off and hes trying normally
yeah for me i didn't start slayer until I had cannonreally raped some ice giants and then raped some kalphite like poom poom poomhcim btw
swolebenji L
The currency of this realm is easily acquired when you're a God of the Forge with 88 Mining (HH).
im in love with a bogstrosity
i almost fell asleep 3 ticking chins and the tuft was of course on the last chin instead of on the first 30 like it usually is
that's swolebenji's penis* [to scale]
wow thats big
>>537504971wot
its a combination of bogdonoff brothers and monstrosity
can I get a qrd on that
can i get a qrd on mooiipu
>>537505848Basic InfoType: Electric-type Pokémon from Generation II Pokémon WikiName Origins (Romanization): In Japanese, Mareep’s name is written as メリープ (Meriipu) Pokémon WikiAppearance & CharacteristicsLook: Resembles a blue sheep with fluffy wool, featuring black and yellow striped ears and tail, plus an orange orb at the end of its tail Pokémon WikiStatic Charge: Its wool generates static electricity as it rubs together—when fully charged, the wool may double in size, and the tail’s orb glows brighter Pokémon WikiVeekunBehavior & BiologyFunction of Wool: Stores air to regulate temperature (warm in cold weather, cool in heat). Sheared wool grows back within about a week and is used to make clothing, though it requires treatment to reduce its static properties Pokémon WikiTrainer Interactions: Trainers and ranchers need to wear rubber gloves to handle Mareep safely when its wool is highly charged Pokémon Wiki
>Sheared wool grows back within about a week and is used to make clothingmeriicoat
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Onions
if bonds could go back to 10m that would be epic
>>537506321why there no basedbeans crop in runescapes?
god damn 95 rc for wrath runes is crazy
reddit is talking about us
good it must be the really based posts we made
did they mention me did they say if they think im cute
basedboys need to keep our name out their fuckin mouth
this is ridiculousthere was at least 1 of these justiciar rune dragons bots on every world i jumped throughall with the exact same gear and the bare minimum stats to have done ds2they might as well be pissing in jagex's face being this blatant and jagex is just lapping it up
>>537508289stop calling me a bot im not a bot i just realy like killing rune dragons
And as for me.
thx for reminding me to do my tears
they should ban hardcore iron men from gem crab its cheating
they should let me play leagues and the normal game at the same time (assuming we're getting a league reveal soon based on the teasers)
what teasers
its a dmm teaser stfu about leagues they already said we arent getting one this year bitch
it might be on january first you never know they said not this year but next year is close so you better start plannng
I was never a PKer, but taking out bots in the Wilderness while ragging in less than 75k worth of gear gives me such a rush of fun and enjoyment that I can't stop
they're not going to do an osrs league at the same time as an rs3 league
>>537511604same with botters but IRL
>>537507439what are they saying? anything about me?
>>537512693theyre saying youre an annoying bitch and no one likes you
wtffff
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/5wn8k4/new_meme_new_meme_fresh_from_osg/
>>537459264i laughed unexpectedly hard at this
im going to get so much mining xp when skong comes out
