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I bet (You) don't even remember your studentwife's birthday
look at her go
cute
>>537377016if you don't know it by heart she's not your wife
we love beatrice
Zoos is dumbAko is dumbSeia is dumbJunko is dumb
kan
If there is always a happy ending, doesn't that make steaks pointless?
>>537376916holy shit i'm going blind
>>537377065that's no npc, that's a player!
Two cute cats.
>Railgun Oct 24-Nov 8>New event Sep 24There has only been 2 instances of Welcome to Kivotos being written in the Yostar calendar.
>>537377223No
We hate collaborations here
>>537377391detective seia what does this mean?
You've changed, /bag/.
Stop noticing or else something bad might happen to your pyros
nothing ever happens
>>537377350Is that a Korn reference?
>>537377491who knows. probably just eos annoucement
>>537377413>Sensei, a whale has beached. what do we do?
>>537377391Please god no, we've been riding a good high. I don't want dev time spent on collabs.Not gonna doom and gloom about it, just not too happy.
>>537377391any patternfags can recognize something in the calendar?
>>537377491Blue Archive features collabs every 2 years, one can expect or assume one this year according to that pattern. "Welcome to Kivotos" implies welcoming students from outside of it, which has happened before near a collab, which further reinforces this idea of an upcoming collab. The fact the next mini-stream will also occur during an anime event seems like a likely place to announce a collab with an anime IP.
>>537377537all according to plan
just realized that these two are similar in many ways
>>537377391>>537377742>>537377849You know what, I rather they have a collab with some anime IP than having a season 2
>>537377016March 17th because it's 3 days before my birthday
I told your mother she drew on her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
>>53737701617AUG
embrace collabs, each collab brings us closer to EOSI bet it's going to be Gunslinger Girl or Saber Marionete collab
>>537377742A collab was always gonna happen eventually. It's better that it doesn't steal an October slot like railgun because we missed out on a welfare that actually belongs in this game.
Gunsmith Cats collab...
I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.
>>537377016anon, your students aren't realtake up your meds
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
>>537377491Let's see, hmmm I see, hmmm I see. Yes, it's all according to plan. It's a marriage feature. You can marry multiple students, ring price is $2, the first ring is free you only need to clear event quest.Source Seia's bird
>>537378187too old
>>537378128Mini is married. Also a literal whore.
Miyako status?
My precious desert rose.
Where do hamburgers go dancing? A meat-ball!
Students that canonically prefer doing it on their back?Students that canonically prefer doggy?
>>537378313
Which student would say thisJust according to keikakku(Translator's note: keikaku means plan)
>>537378290>>537378756Mildly amused
Do your baseball dailies and the web event.And buy what you need from the shops because the monthly reset is in 8 hours.
>>537378936Makoto
https://files.catbox.moe/9ipwio.ogg
>>537378936seia
here's your collab
>>537379519And everyone clapped
>>537379280no. I am not fond of sex
>Yep, right through his ribs officer, a clean neat shot, I could see all the way through.
Why are all the gook kokona's so smug?
>>537379619sex
>>537379619You wouldn't want it any other way
>Seeing Uma art on my x/tiktok timeline>Everyone looks the exact same>Can't diferenciate anyone because they all have brown/dark hair with some generic pop outfit I wonder if that's how people who don't play BA sees our units as.
>04
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>537377742I like collabs. It's basically a week without inflating and diluting the gacha pool. BA needs more of these.
Dead archive
>>537380097This is my main issue with that game. I had the same issue with Idolm@sters and that VN with the girl with fluffy hair I forgot the name but to a lesser extent because it's a more controlled cast and not infinitely growing because of the nature of gacha games.
What would have sex with Misaki feel like?
>>537380561Why is Ichika looking at me like that?
>>537380561flaunting her armpits like that..
>>537380570>ichika is more gosling than Kazusa lmao based
coom in doomrope in hope
>>537380570Makoto content when...
>>537380561to Sensei Island you go
I want to remove Ichika’s collar.
Honestly if you want to try Genshin right now it's the best momentAs long as your farm enough the dailities are shorter than BA
>>537380570what is this
>>537381005how is the grasscutter private server? i might try if i can skip the grind.
nyo
no collabsno animeno contact with anything outside our bubblelet's protect our garden of eden
>>537381034Month summary from one artist
>>537377391It'll be something boring like Frieren. Mabinogi which is also by Nexon had a Frieren collab earlier this year.
You could stop being poor if you just helped Shirokos.
>>537381262I will cum inside your chinchilla if you're actually right
>>537381167Well spoken. Let none from beyond our lands taint our blessed realm.
easiest student to manhandle?
>>537381458Canonically Meru
>>537381458Meru
Meru draws porn about you and Black Suit
>>537381334bro that's fucked up that's our zoos right the
>>537381458>>537381484>>537381497
>>537381458neru
>>537377391ok but what if
>>537381553i forgib
Calling Neru short multiple times.
>>537381654Height matches her fuse
>>537380097At least we have Halo to differentiate the students
>>537381606I have never seen this anime girl
>>537380767fixed
>>537381606Isn't she just Miku again?
>>537381851shh
Which franchise that's not owacon can they even collab with.
>>537381747Unique halos really were a stroke of genius. Surprised no one else has tried to replicate them so far.pfft
>>537381964Fate just whored their characters to shitrail and prisma illya still has an upcoming season.
Why did nexon make Kuroko such an underwhelming champion?
>>537382062We already have girls milking sensei for mana.
>>537381851uuuuh she's from the game, completely different!
>>537382140She was a wink and a nudge
>>537381967What the fuck was that
>>537382261CHINK
>>537382261>
>>537381595>>537381458>137cm>16yo
>>537381967why they looks so happy about banning people
>>537377016It's easy to remember because it's right after April Fools.
pray
>>537381553and I get a 40% cut from each sale to fund my student dates
Miku rerunMiku (BRS form(Striker)Railgun rerunUiharu (Special)
Jumby my beloved...
>>537381967>>537382261P-Sensei...
It will be Azur LaneSeia told me in a dream
What the fuck happened to my cafe?
>>537381981I am sure some will try, but you know how it will go..>Shifting/evolving halo when they unlock new power/plot/stances/modeExcept for you Arona and Plana. You two are alright.>Super elaborate that doesn't even resemble halos anymoreHina/Utaha are probably the most it should go.
>>537382491I don't generally spend money on this game but I'd spend hundreds on Miku's rerun
>>537382491>Uiharu (Special)She's useless, though
>>537382572blessed
>>537382572
>>537382572No seriously, what the fuck?
>>537382648>UselessPerfect for a collab character
>>537382572Looks like one of those pamphlets you get in Kinder Surprise eggs about all the collectible toys you can get in them and it's just the same character but in different outfits/poses.If you know you know.
>>537382572Anon, check your bank account right fucking now
>>537382691>>537382572permaban incoming nihaha!
>>537382572GLOBAL NIHAFICATION HAS BEGUN
Suzumi alt whenMiku rerun when
finally cleared a round without wasting a square...
Look what I found! It's a stinky rabbit!! Oooooooooooooooooo my stinky smelly sweaty stinky smelly stinky smelly sweaty sweaty sweaty sweaty smelly rabbit!!!!!(crawling darkly) (screaming) (twisted) (crawling darkly) (screaming) (twisting) (crawling darkly) (screaming) (crawling) (twisting) (splitting) (creeping darkly) (tumbling) (crawling violently) (twisting) (convulsing) (roaring) (creeping) (growling sinisterly) (crawling) (splitting) (walking ashore) (twisting) (convulsing) (creeping) (walking twisted) (attack regardless of target)
>>537382572niha~
Miku sounds so fucking retarded
>>537382572>>537382691Alright, so I went to my other cafe and see the normal girls, except when I try to tap on them they give the sweatdrop speech bubble when you try to tap them multiple times, and Koyuki shows up in the relationship rankings…
A gook also got infected.
>>537377919there's only one anime girl there...
>>537382350>smaller than KokonaWhat the fuck?
>>537383315To be fair sex has shun genes.
Forced yuri is good
>>537383285Then I went back to the first cafe, and now there’s my normal girls as per usual…
>>537382572KOYUKID.com
Koyuki virus activated.
>>537383378>>537383315yeah, Kokona is very curvy for her ageShe'll grow to have wider hips and saggers than Shun
>>537377016hard not to remember it when it's just 4 digits of the same number and also my birthday
/Forced/i/Yuri/i
>>537383405…and then I go back to the other cafe and then all the Koyukis show up again. What the fuck.
/koyuki/i
>>537377391KanColle event confirmedWelcome to Kivotos, Kongo-san. Burning love!
>>537383619Mikafags would explode
>>537383623obese
/ /i
/bag/i
why is my cafe full of koyuki
Suzumi owes me sex
Is this supposed to be an April Fools thing?
/\/.+\/i/i
Morning my miggas!
>>537383289>>537383530koyuki game
>>537383530Just stored all the furniture in my cafe and all the girls returned, with me being able to headpat them correctly. But the clones are still there, even when I try to edit the cafe, and it still gives me the error of not enough space for an interaction.
>no army of Koyukis to absorb all the bad gacha luckSad
>didn't realize that the event had it's own daily task with pyro rewards til now
>>537383619>Kancolle collabI wish!
what's the point of this message?
Which student has the tastiest pits?
>>537383992>>537382572>>537382691>>537383530you won the lottery
>>537383665ngl I'd unironically whale for a Mika Kongou alt
>>537384025
>>537384092Intern was too lazy and this borrow UI is already hooked up from normal raids
>>537384092Gook coding.
>>537384025Erobeat sensei...
Does anyone have Kanna with thumbs up picture?? You know which one...
>>537384096Don't do this, it'll just make her more retarded
For me, it's the only normal person in the school tardwrangling retards>Shizuko>Nodoka>Ako>Yuuka>Kaya
>>537384025same...
>>537383942Wtf i thought you died.
>>537383586Kurosaki
>>537383619kancolle designs/units are either ugly or bland, would rather have AL sluts
>>537383992Update; just went out of the cafe and did some other stuff, then went back in. Seems like it’s back to normal now.
>>537383942>>537383952Migga hivemind!
>>537384208None of those you just list are "normal
?
>>537382572rats
>tell clubbie I'm jealous about his Koyukis>thisITS CONTAGIOUS QUARANTINE NOW NOW NOW
>>537384506namedropping isn't cool
>>537384506he deranked just to fight you a second time
>>537376916Fusion
>>537384530why does it look so blurry
what is the lore in kivotos? does the students lose their halos and abilities when they grow up?
>another waka boat
>>537384506Hey that's me!
>>537384530>318NIGGA
what the fuuuuuck
>>537384602bad shop
>>537384647>LoreAmerica, heaven editiononly cute girls and guns make it to heaven>does the students lose their halos and abilities when they grow up?that only happens when they lose their virginity
I'd throw Izumi down to D and move up Ayane to S. This list is legit.
I haven’t forgotten Nagi
>>537384530READYOURMOMOT ALKSREAD YOUER MOMOTALKS RIGHT NOWREAD THEM SOTP IGNORIUGB YOUTR STUDNETS
holy shit, we're turbo hackedholy fuck
>>537384737>that only happens when they lose their virginitySo sensei didn't fuck Mika? Was it all in the head?
>>537384656>june
>>537384810What's the point, they don't put out anyway.
Go away Kokona. It's time for sex with fully developed adult hag students.
>>537384810This fucker doesn't even play the game beyond logging in, look at those pyros and credits
>>537384853What’s wrong with it?
>>537384903nvm, I got overexcited. I still don't understand.
>>537384861Anal doesn't count as sex
unpopular opinion, but I don't like wild hunt, looks like 0 soul and effort was put into them
>(1)
>>537384303AL sluts are overpandering trash, BA succeeds because it has more restrained designs like KC did hence it winning top spot at comiket.
Saori kino soon
NIHAHAHAHAHA
>>537385043the better cake...
>>537384762forgot my imeji
>Shop resets in 6 hours the fuck do I buy
what the FUCK is happening
>>537385136sTsurugi has no gameplay value desuKnock her down to B at best
>>537384983>>537384894>>537384834
>>537384894>adultYou haven't read her momos. She is not an adult and wants to be pampered by the sensei.
>>537385185they all shit in gamepick based on looks instead
>>537385185yuzu, kaede, asuna and notes
>>537385185>level 90You ought to know, sweetie.
>>537385185just be yourself
>>537385236Not him, but she got drunk on Valentine's chocolates and Sensei didn't chastise her for age related reasonsCall it year 1 shit, but that was pretty telling
I didn't buy anything yet I don't wanna be Koyukified...
pray ballshe sidesay bingi need to be in romantic
chisespeak will never be funny
>>537385228>having panic attacks over a gacha>playing more than one gachawoah, >>53738370's mind is too far gone
Bing
why is the event page koyuki
>>537385458yuh
>>537385362It was a mistake. She didn't eat the chocolate to get high.
>>537385510This is still popular?
Is this list legit?
Chise never said any of those thougheverbeit
I'm scared
>>537385514She is awesome
>>537385504bing
>>537385136Are Aoba, Airi, Atsuko worth farming?
>>537385362>"This student of mine sure looks like an adult">"But if I tell her off for underage drinking and she's not actually an adult she'll get depressed because she looks old"
>when a mutha fucka say they like BA because of cute girlsI'm watching you you.
>>537385228>Married with a kidyiiikes. how many of you fuckers have family?
>>537385587I assume this is for new-ish players? Aru is higher priority than hibiki for sure if you don't have d.hina, and tsubaki/yuuka are higher prio than hoshino if you're still getting started. Mari is also max priority if you haven't pulled her at least once. It's not a joke list at least.
>>537385506got the wrong number >>537383701
did somebody seriously hack the game or is this a joke
>fast threadgo to church
>>537385767>leads to some fag's YouTube channelWhat do you think
>>537385707>AiriBee yourself.>AtsukoYes>AobaIf you don't find her ugly or annoying, yes. She works as 1* thoughbeit.
>>537385767>some fagkoyuki hacked the game to ask you to donate to her fund to renovate the self-reflection room
>>537385809aah, don't remind me about itI legit don't wanna go back
>>537385767discord raid conducted by 2 or 3 people
oh shit you guys weren't kidding
>>537385587there's a newer version
Don't forget to change your password.
>>537384762For CC-less newbabs, Izumi will carry them through bounties
What in the goddamn fuck?
>>537385826Isn't she a tank? How does she work at 1*?
>>537385974I love oChinatsu, but be real here. She's not queen-priority.
>>537385905youre missing out on all the virgin trad girls there
finna redeem my Fatsu and bring her all the way to UE60 in 3/4 months when we get perozila japs have right now
I-Is Misaki a special slot student....?
>>537385974whys is Yosh at the bottom when I have seen her being used in raids?
gook server getting Koyukied as well
>>537386053there's a purple message there. the priority is no more once you unlock her. others are meant to be farmed to an extent (UE and beyond)
Wait the dress is backless???SEXOOOOO
>>537386067dont do it bro shes gonna spook you soon
>>537383619please no, I escaped Kantai years ago
>thought it just somebody making some bad shop for shit'n giggle>israel CONTAINMENT BREACH SOUND THE 3RD ALARM
>>537385974>HarunaWhat's so good about her?>Haruka in AThat's a big step up, why would they put her there?
>>537386182NIHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>537386224Possibly PVP reasons
kek
The Great Koyukining...
>>537386182>>537386120>>537386007>>537386246is this real or not? i honestly cant tell
>>537386182https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qe54-ZOkC4
>>537386005>investing in someone who is supposedly good at bounties, a thing that you do once and you sweep it forevershe's shit
Predict how much Pyroxene they will give out for emergency maintenance.
You can stop samefagging now
>>537386314Try log in your game bro im promise i wont hack your roll
>>537386083you sure you aren't confusing her for band yosh?
>>537385076real
they should have some kind of interactions instead of just looking at their respective furnitares
>>537386148That's even better to reedem her then, I like my 30 free ligma.
>>537386182tried myself and nothing happened. playing on eu
>>537386054trad women want trad men and vice versa
Yuuka will save us
>>537380658She will complain with every thrust. She will keep saying you are a dirty adult having sex with a teenager. But she will orgasm wildly but still will be mad.
BLESSED DAY
It was kinda funny for first 5 minutes maybe, now you're getting boring
new
Post oink to repel the Koyukies
>>537386478only on mobile
>>537386314realgooks are as baffledhttps://x.com/Pearlgang_E/status/1962127408188059831
>>537386651>>537386363Take a breather, mate
>>537385185if you don't have all those students at UE40 you have to keep buying their eleph
She won.
ROLL NOWI JUST GOT 5 PURPLES AND THEY ARE ALL KOYUKI
>>537386853>no screenshotliar
>>537386882They're here for the Sensei Rape Festival
>>537386796>>537386882Banhammer incoming
>>537386882>>537386796>S.C.H.A.L.E rape room's waiting line
Tempted to uninstall the game if some korean got into it
>>537386853>Arona trying to take advantage of a crisis
What is going on?
There are no Koyuk on steam but actually are on mobile, what the fuck.
>>537386930best girls in the whole gamecanonically pure
Just got info from a friend who works at Nexon.Apparently one of the hackers that was banned is now chimping out and directly influencing everyone's game.
https://x.com/D_jirooo/status/1962123377851896263
What the fuck is happening!? I thought I was the only one that someone hacked my game.
we're dead
>>537386994Small indie company please understanddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
>>537386853Nice try Arona
>>536982951 >tfw the random post you made without thinking turned out to be prophetic
>>537387037Big if true.
Installing Windows 11 could've prevented this
>>537386729uuh weird emu should count as mobile
>>537387037kekbased asian spaghetti code>>537387108EOS is finally at our doorstep accounts will start getting deleted
>>537387108>didn't help
>>537387037I think we all deserve an apology koyuki.
>>537387171Chirio would make you sleep on the couch if she caught using Windows 11.
>>537386406>furnitares
>>537387227Tablet also doesn't count as mobile, apparently. I'm unaffected.
>>537386796It even has students+their altHow the FUCK did they pull this off?
>>537386796SO THEY HAVE THE TECH FOR THIS!!! GIVE ME 150 STUDENTS ROOMS
wtfI love Koyuki even more now
>>537387037Chink or SEA ?
>>537385929How do you raid a gacha? Don't you need control over servers?Also if they are hacking why they didn't give everyone 999999 pyros and UE70 Kyuoki?
GOD DAMN IT HARE, THIS ISN'T FUNNY
>>537386796where Waldo?
I can't even enter the cafe because my phone is shit and can't handle all the koyuks...
>>537387351>>537387330You weren't supposed to know this. Heads will roll.
>>537387376AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The guy who did this is fucked isn't he?It's not gonna be a simple slap on the wrist for a silly joke.
>>537387376they.. are all thirsting..
I though this was a fucking unfunny nigger spamming low quality garbage but it's actually in game, did an intern decide to be funny today or something
>>537387258
Veritas are behind this
A 2nd Koyuki has hit schale
>>537387484sovl!
>>537387405Because they made a harmless prank instead of something Nexon will actually have to roll back. There's an ocean of difference, and they clearly know that.
>>537387484I am downloading the game back on my phone
>>537385767>he thought the >gook coding thing was a memelollmao even
dafaq
Is steam affected?
what the fuck is happeningwhich one of you did this
>>537387160YOU DID THIS
>>537387639I did.
Should we roll now?
>>537387614GIVE ME A MIKUJUST ONE
Maint on steam
>maintenanceIT'S OVER NOOOOOOOOO
>>537387484I'm thinking Miku Miku oo ee oo
what the FUCK
>>537386882>>537386796is it like an actual bug?
Now Koyuki will never get an alt…
>>537386853>He thinks he can be THAT luck giga chadlmaoooooooo
I better get 1k pyrox for this.
10,000 years in the self-reflection room.
>free pyros to roll for koyukiBASED BASED BASED
>steam wasn't even affected>maintenance anyway
>got my own screenshot of KoyukiningI'm so special, bros.
>>537387859Quarantine was needed.
Lmaooo
WHAT THE FUCK. MY headpats were in 10 minutes.
>all the sleeplets who didn't get to see the koyukening
>>537387904
>maintNOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T DO MY HEADPATS ON TIME
Release B.Koyuki or else it'll happen again John Nexon.
>>537387779>6% rateonly 2 of those 5 pinks are useful
I'm scared bros
>>537387959fucking kek
It didn’t happen to me, Hina defended my cafe.
>maintananceYES! We're getting free stuff!
Ok but what if nexon references this in the next event OR makes the next event about Koyuki
>>537388097I'm scared for what Yuuka is about to do to Koyuki when she gets her hands on her.
>Koyuki killed blue archiveRio got the wrong loli.
>>537388010Your club was replaced with 20 Kyuokis, so you couldn't headpat anyway, I tried
>>537388208I'll kneel if they do that
I really wanna know what they'll say lmao
>>537388097>>537388216AIEEEEEEEEEESOMEBODY TELL HER IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
>still at work>missed the KoyukeningFUUUUUUUUCK
Nigga why don't you do the same with JP. I need pyrox so i can roll for S.Misaki.
>Closed for maintWait.My dailies!Their headpats!NOOOOO!Would be totally terrible if the story event ended today and I did not finish it in the first week haha...
>>537388208You forgot Korean has a face saving culture
Get ready to change your password
>>537387959almost spat out my tea
can you feel it?
>>537388378You know too much
>servers downI'm missing my pats...
who did it?
wapi
WAT DA FACK HOW LONG IS THIS MAINTENANCE
Everyone should get a free Koyuki as compensation
>>537388485>deadW-we had nothing to do with him
>>537388485Thats my wife neru
Did they get hacked or are they trolling?
>>537388082He just like me fr
>>537387454He probably lives in some tropical shithole without effective law enforcement so I doubt it
hey I'll take some pyros for a mostly harmless joke
>>537388485what the fuck did you do
I hope you all spent your coins and permits before the monthly reset.
>>537388170Everyone's account balance reset to -1337
EoS imminent
>>537388532someone tell asians that they're ugly and can't cosplay
>>537388378
>>537388648I DIDN'T AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537388170100
>>537388551The servers got hacked they are freaking out
>>537388683I cosplay every time though
>>537388648Wait coins expire?
https://x.com/KR_BlueArchive/status/1962146279871701419No...
>>537388776Newcutie...
While we wait for servers to returnWith this last Comiket, Suzumi and Chiaki have graduated from the "No Solo doujins" club!https://exhentai.org/g/3499032/58cebb38a4/https://exhentai.org/g/3512439/fcbb3fdb38/The only remaining students are Cherino, Tomoe, Kaho, and Mina. After this patch, Rei will be added as well. Who do you think will get a doujin first?
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>>537388776No, but shops reset monthly so there are some things you really wanna buy so you're not behind a month.
[Temporary Maintenance Notice]Temporary maintenance will take place at the following time to improve game stability and performance.Temporary Maintenance – August 31 (Sun)Schedule: August 31 (Sun), 1:22 PM (UTC) ~ Until further noticeImpact: Game access will be unavailable during the maintenance periodCompensation: TBADetails: TBAhttps://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1962147480231174393
Is ‘it’s just a prank bro’ a valid reason in 2025?
>>537388648They better hurry because I didn't bought the yellow keystones
Okay, I'm leaning towards hack.
this why only good pink is 'igga
>>537388873>TBAIt's overEoS unironically
>Until further notice>Until further notice>Until further notice>Until further notice
KOYUKIIII
On one hand I don't want to say anything positive about what was probably a schizo chimpoutOn the other hand, using Koyuki as the symbol for a full-on game hack is pretty funny
Korean servers are also down
>wake up>maint on sundayfor a moment i thought i was logging into maplestory, not blue archivewhat happened????????
>>537388830YOU BETTER EXTEND THE RESET TIMER YOU GOOKS
>>537388551See you in three weeks.
Thanks for killing the chance of JP getting a PC port, Globalkeks.
when daughters?
>>537388968Game got hacked, everyone got 1 mil pyros
>>537388873kek hopefully this isn't as long as that one time jp got 24+ hour maint
>>537388873>Until further notice
>>537389014It's mobile getting fucked, retard, steamCHAD didn't get Koyukeked.
>>537388968maplestory is alive?
would you look at the time
RIGHT AS I'M ABOUT TO CLOCK OUT AND HOP ON TO DO MY ROUTINEI HATE THIS GAMEI HATE MY JOB
Shouldn't have announced my marriage with Shiroko...
God I really hope the game is down for like an entire day I could really do with some more pyros
>>537388968>he missed out on the hot period
>posted 12h ago
>>537388869Assuming there is something to buy. Even for newcuties i think the shop is pretty barren unless you are buying with expert permits or eligmas for meta students.
>>537388683I can't into moonrunes
>>537388857>Cherino is only ever in U149 anthologies >Tomoe is always with Cherino>Kaho is always with Chise>Mina is always with KisakiI'm betting on Rei. There has to be a baseball autist out there who will draw her one without Sumire
Check your credit card paypigs
Koyuki wonSemenar LOST
That's itI'm going over to steller sora
Shame this didn't happen tomorrow. The chaos during the affection check would've been funny.
>>537388648My TA and GA coins are waiting for Highlanders anyway
>>537388960Honestly if this is all they did they probably did us a favor by showing the vulnerability, and were funny about it.
We hate Koyuki here
>>537389414
>>537389175I wonder if he did it on purpose to make it so people miss the monthly reset
spam aggie with koyuki it'd be funny
>>537389175It's hilarious how westerners ruin literally everything they touch
>that anon that made a big post on him stopping playing BAwho's laughing now?
>wanted to wait until the last moment to spend permits and coinsS-surely the maintenance won't be longer than 6 hours, right?
oh I though it was someone here making edits but what the fuck it's true
AAAA NEXON'S SERVERS FRIED BECAUSE THEY APPLIED THAT WINDOWS UPDATE IT'S OVER
>>537388857Your links are broken bro. All I get is a blank page
>>537389347honestly this
>>537386079Yes but specials are basically humans how, they get a dangle and everything. Be able to vote before you know it.
>>537389510>westerners>seamonkeys>pajeets>chinesethe hacker was clearly from Asia, post probably SEA
Hey what the fuck, my headpats
>>537386053Discount striker bufferThe entire hard mission roster has been powercrept, so you might as well index into some supporting members. She's solid with tShiroko, so might as well
>playing on mobiledo people really
>Not hacking the server that matter the mostBut why?
>>537388857Why hasn’t Kaho gotten one? She has a pretty good design and screentime.
>>537389523you never know with shit gook programming
>>537389548Oh shit, sorry bro, I made a typo when writing them out. I edited my post so it should be good now.
>>537389532No, we're just Pearlgang_E and big_chungus_197 making edits and posting here
Why aren't you in church right now?
Why are we down now?
>>537389627JP is much more secure down to the very client
I changed my mind, not all students can be forgiven
I hope we get some bouquets to make up for the lost headpats>>537389728already went in the morning
My headpats...
why did she do it bros?
>>537389728I'll go to the worship tomorrow...
Koyuki channel status?
>>537389837because she must
>>537389548>he doesn't knowThis Suzumi doujin is hilarious btw>ask sensei to wait until you graduate before fucking you>think he's going to die at anytime because he's so weak>constantly beg him to fuck you so he doesn't die before that
>>537389728Christianity is the main reason why my country is a flooded shithole
Amusing
The self reflection room...
it's all an elaborate ploy to introduce bunny Koyuki as a playable student
>>537389804who deserves to be punished?
>>537389885She’s been around Aris too much
>>537389641Players hate big boob blondes from japan school. Pina wouldn't have one either if it wasn't for our resident Pinawhale paying for a whole doujin commission
>>537389907>t. American or Western EuropeanYou have no idea what a shithole actually looks like.
>>537389907lol, do you really think woke liberals are Christians? They hate it the most
>>537389907should've gotten on the ark bro
This would've been even funnier if it happened a day later and pushed the mini story limited time achievements past daily reset
>>537389347This, of all the things that could have happened being Koyuki'd is pretty low on the scale of damage
KOYUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
>>537389970gigacope, koyuki sucks
Hmmmm student sweat
I think Koyuki SUCKS
>Blue Archives Is down>Everyone has to start from zero
>try to login>maint>check thread>game was hackedThat reminds me that I saw someone get 1st place in GA using a single single-digit level Momoi for each damage type some time ago
>>537389785Proofs?
I want to masturbate with Mari's armpits
>>537389907trust me, I've read enough about global history, human society and geopolitics to know well if Christianity wasn't a thing in your country you would had still been a messed up state.Pretty much if you where conquered by the Spanish, France or the Portuguese over 500 years ago, your country was destined to be a shithole
>>537389641kaho is an inferior niya
It's Sunday evening in gookland. Is there anyone even up for work? I want all the pyros please.
>>537389785But Nexon can't do the same because?
>>537390028>>537390030SEA actually
>>537390051...my DICK
>>537390125Arona(big) did that thing again?
>>537390151Mari's armpits are sentient and can masturbate?
>didnt hack the god awful drop ratewhats her endgame?
>>537389785...You know the client's made by the same people rightUnless the exploit is specifically related to how the game does regional pricing, I can't imagine it being a global-only exploitt. comp sci 6 month flunky, so idk what I'm talking about
>>537390140when I saw the maint message I was scared for a sec that the game confused me for a G*rman
>>537390248To nihahahaha
>>537390169They work 14 hours a day anyway, they can handle another hours of overtime.
>>537390189lol, lmao evenyou guys were fucked at spawn
>>537389728I don't want to meet people i knew years ago
>>537390292It's not and everyone is posting on twitter in every languageIt was definetly globalKorea jp chinks sea all posting
SHE'S THE ONE GROOMING ME
>>537390293elaborate
>>537387376>bond 100 Izuna>KR clientAruji-dono is... Korean!?
>>537390417I guess it didn’t happen to NA or something because mine was normal
>>537389115That shit still selling in Korea and still among "Nexon best" or most revenue iirc.
can't stop cooming
>>537390248Has such a thing ever happened to a big gacha before?
>>537390521Phone only
>>537382261LMAO
>>537390148>>537390292if you want an easy example with the client, everything on JP is encrypted to hell and back. meanwhile just open your filesystem on the global's fara directory and navigate through it and you'll find everything neatly organized for easy access and viewing >>537390182it's global so they don't care as much
>>537390495apparently this is a message that they see whhen logging in without a vpn
>>537390605i don't think people would want to mess up with that stuff, since there's real money involved
>>537390105
>>537390605>The frenchschizo Genshin happeningWay worse has happened.
>>537390189All jungle countries are shitholes, bro. No human factors can change that. Singapore only gets away with it because they're a micro-state sitting in the most geographically advantageous position on earth.
>>537382261What did you do?
>>537389204Oh yeah?
>>537390670global's data* directoryfat fingers
>>537390587I'm still looking forward to their Classic release though.
>>537390680I'm German and I've never had to use a VPN to login into BA. I think BA is restricted in NL however.
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SUDDEN MAINTI'M ALREADY AT 1H OF OVERCAPPED STAMINA
>>537390605All we got was Koyuki memes. Search Genshin Kaveh hacks for some real bs.
>>537390605Genshin had people deleting coop dungeon exit so everyone were just stuck there, lol
>>537390670This has nothing to do with game files, JP had koyukis too
KOYUKI-CHAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN(in Noa's voice)
>>537389907>>537390189>flooded shithole>SEAlet me guess
>>537390617I’m on my phone, I even took a screenshot before I knew anything happened since I just woke up
>>537390929Ah, yes. Reminds me of the time artifacts still dropped on the floor and a Venti ult could pull them into the abyss before you could collect them
>>537390908>he doesn't knowscroll up, the koyukenning happened
>>537390908The game got hacked
my stamina is uncapped
>>537390939I know. I'm saying global's security is worse, down to the very client itself. There's a reason why the chink website has so much trouble even getting nip data.
Why did they mean by this?
Maybe they will finally remove the shitty web popupPlease fucking god remove the shitty web popup when we load in
>>537390670I think it's because global never had to deal with seaniggers literally replying to posts from the official xitter account with leaked datamines.
>>537391049>Reminds me of the time artifacts still dropped on the floor and a Venti ult could pull them into the abyss before you could collect themIt isn't a hack, just physics bug, that Kaveh thing was legit hack
>>537391186What the hell is vibe coding?
>>537391098my dick is uncapped
>>537390908>this could be happening next week as i'm hauling 6,900 of capped and mail-expiring AP into double exp weekendKOYUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>hack>actually fun time with it>likely giving us free pyroIt's great, honestly
I wish I had a dog
Aware
How are we going to punish her for this?
>>537391267using AI to code for you when you don't know how to code
>>537377391>>537377391To me collabs in this game are just such a pointless thing to do, one of the key aspects of blue archive is the romance, we have countless options to choose from and the girls are all beautiful, they never even met another guy before and they happen to be interested in (You) aswell, you don't get that ever with collab characters, its like bringing in whores to paradise
>>537391119What chink website?
>>537391357arona.icu
>>537389175The image used is futa slop btw
>>537391264I was more so refering to thr trolling aspectHacks arent really that special imho. I've seen machine gun bows before
>>537391379
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxIEiYLFDwWa5EHiEG9yhgvZscrzmvCIsTKokoyuki Ch. response
>>537391379Deserved
>>537391456You better watch out, that's another dumb pink
>>537391098>>537391273fr fr?
>>537391428What data are they trying to get i wonder?
I HAVNT CLICKED THE WEEKLY QUESTS YET NEXON HURRY UP AND KILL KOYUKI AHHHHH
>>537391379NO ANON, think about the Advertizers! AIIEEEE
>>537391213lol. lmao.
>>537391267jeet coding using AI.
>>537391379>FUCK ALL PINKS.jpgThats the plan.
>>537391661>sagging>big enough to even sagtoo old
>>537391497This guy better say hi to Isakusan for us once he's in prison.
>>537391698you didn't have to ruin my joke. it was funny and now you ruined it. nice job autismo girl
>>537391560the rapist of Kivotos...
Imagine if he fucked with the rates and made only Koyukis drop
whats going on here?
i kissed a girl (female) for the first time last night /bag/...
Speaking of hacks, when I just started (obv on Global) in late July I swear I saw shupos in PVP once. I didn't know about the battle report thing then so I can't give any more details, but it did happen. Is that a common type of hack?
>>537391569they have every player's friend code, level, support students and whatever else nexon cleanly sends through APIsyou can use it as a database to find friends with the supports you need
>>537391851Koyuki hacked the global servers
>>537391867you're supposed to be over 18 to post in here
>>537391851Chaos. Beautiful pink chaos.
>>537391867>had to specify femalefake>which means it was actually a malegay
>>537391867Is she ugly?
>>537391379Today, just this once, you can post this.
>>537391841I should've rolled before maintenance... FUUUUUCK...
>>537391867Your grandma doesn't count.
Kivotos is closed due to NIGHAHAHA
>Arius summer 2024>chaos with a pink haired student was being wrapped up>Arius summer rerun 2025 on the horizon>pink haired student causing chaos again
This is all servers
>>537391894And they having trouble getting data from JP? Jeez.
FUCK ARIUS SQUAD
>>537392096Self reflection smell
>want to log in >Pop up maintenance noticeAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHO KILLED THE SERVERS?
>>537392027First thing I'm doing to her once maintenance ends
We are legally allowed to fuck Koyuki as punishment
>>537392096
>>537392251the pink menace
>>537392251Koyuki is pranking everyone
120 free Koyuki elephs for all, please.
I wonder how he even did thisEvery server too huh?
>>537392251>WHO KILLED THE SERVERS?
whats the point of installing those kernel level anticheat then??
>>537392349Liked and Subscribed
>>537392369It didn't happen on PC though
Please give thanks to Koyuki for the fat sack of pyro compensation you're about to receive.
>>537392302>>537392320Was it hacked or what exactly happened ?
they have a good opportunity to laugh it off and actually make some Koyuki mischief mention for good PR t b h
>>537391323
Not now, Rio. We're having a crisis.
>>537392427Read the thread.
>>537392427>>537382572
Bluesechi is speedrunning a drawing for the situation as we speak btw
>>537392348He was only messing with global but the natural conclusion is what if he decides to start messing with JP as well? Gotta fix that shit across everything.
>>537392449if i dont see koyuki taking over their blue archive twitter i'm going to be disappointed
>>537392251
>>537392323free 120 koyuki elephs, a 10 pull ticket and 500 pyrox
>Rabbits killed JP>Koyuki killed GlobalEvery fucking time.
>>537392536No, jp and korean and sea and whatever else players were posting too
It's good that the hacker is someone harmless and Nexon will actually try to make the game more secure now
>>537392610Delusional
>>537392369>kernelI didn't install it since I'm using an emulator still.
Why is everyone assuming this is a hack and not just a nexon fuckup?
>>537392519if I was an artist I'd tooHell I still want to but I'm not good at art, nor do I have a xitter account with followers
>>537392369probably an exploit coming from the notices iframe or some shit
>>537390140The momoi player didn't hack the servers. He used some client side dll injection which is a whole lot different from the hack we now have.
nigga wtf did koyuki do
better find a pic of Suzumi with Koyuki for the next OP
MY BASEBALL DAILIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>you're a hacker and want free pyros>adding them to your own account will just get you banned>hack the servers instead so free pyros are given to everyone as compensation, including youThis is just like the Death Note sequel with the zoomzoom
Wait, what the fuck? TURN THE SERVERS BACK ON, I NEED TO DUMP MY STAMINA ON 2X YOU FUCKING FUCKS
>>537392649Intern accidentally hit the Koyuki button
>>537392649because of the recent GA cheating
>>537392649>a nexon fuck up that directly links some literal who youtube channelStrong doubt
>>537392649Because thats impossible
>>537392649Because the info splash page got changed to a random koyuki youtube channel
I haven't done my dailies yet. This is annoying and gay.
>giving free pyros I've seen this bug in another gacha game before but where...
>>537392696Nope, Nonomer's birthday is in 37 minutes.
>>537392685you're telling me the scores are verified client side? lmao
>>537392610Realistic
Nexon, I am emotionally damaged by this eventUnless I get a free UE60 Koyuki, I will be charging-back my monthlies
now what?
>>537392603Japs say only the global was hacked.
What did we learn today /bag/?
>>537392713>>you're a hacker and want free pyros>>adding them to your own account will just get you banned>>hack the servers instead so free pyros are given to everyone as compensation, including youI am kneeling so fucking hard right now.
>>537392696There is no such image outside of compilations of every student
i missed the nihahahack because i just woke up...
Hi 4changsJust wanna saidUserdata leak btw
that Azusa doujinshi is great.
>>537392713HOLY SHIT
>>537392879Too bad the thread is going to reach bump limit by then so still Suzumi birthday. Don't like it? Eat shit.
>>537392832I don't know if this is the gacha you're thinking of, but Brave Frontier had a huge exploit where people can install a hacked version of the app and give themselves an unlimited amount of gems.
>>537392879Who cares? Koyuki owned this day.
>>537392932Proofs?
>>537392881yes. i have tried it myself.
>>537392713koyuki-sama... i kneel...
>>537392985Making a thread early. Fuck your boring bitch
>>537392932big if true
>>537393034THIS IS A CHILD
>>537392881>hack the damage>deal and gorrilion damage and kill the boss>the game treats it as a legit clearYou can't verify it server side unless you play the whole game on the server.
>>537392932Post proofs
Nexon please implement more students in lobbies because holy fuck this shit looks a lot more lively.
I can't remember the last time someone did such a harmless funny hack.
>>537393070We're not gonna use your early thread, tranny
in retrospect, it couldve been worse
>>537392881You can still play the raid (or any gamemode) if you lose internet connection after loading in, you will only encounter a problem once you attempt to tap confirm after the battle's done, the results are already locked in by then. I assume his attack vector involved that.
>>537391379based
>>537393117yeah you will :)
DO NOT REDEEM
>>537393034Beautiful and elusive child pussy
So, will Nexon acknowledge it in a funny way or is that bad encouragement?
>>537393109give me a migu. you don't need that many.
>>537392954share with the class
She won
>just woke up>maintenanceWhat? I still need to finish my dailies.
>>537392760>>537392786I couldn't tell if those images were real or edits.
>>537393245they will give 600 pyros to everyone and will never talk about it again.
Babu.With Ibuki.
>>537393409>>537393409>>537393409
>>537391497>https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxclicking it leads me to the front page.I guess he deleted his channel?
>>537393109Poorfags phones would explode. People already complained their phones can't handle 20 Kyuokis
>>537393245They're probably not too happy about it. A hack is a hack and now they have to give out compensation for it.
the hacker couldve flooded the game with porn yet he didnti suspect this is an inside job
>>537393432Still there.https://www.youtube.com/@KokoyukiCh.
Make a Suzumi thread
>>537393493>>537393493>>537393493
>>537393437>Hacker causing poorfags' phones to explode and kill themwtf, I'm gonna need more compensation for this
>>537393432no it's there
>>537393509we already have a thread
>>537393092you could verify by checking against a quickly calculated ceilingwhat is the expected damage of a lvl 1 momoi against someone with this much def? is if 900 trillion? no? then its probably cheated.No need to make it overly complicated too, just calculate max damage of students over time, apply the damage buffs to the student that does the most damage, pretend they all survive the full duration and then double it up. wouldnt prevent modest cheaters, but blatant ones would be instantly caught
>>537393038Before nexon fix it
>>537393586I don't understand this
>>537393586So names and what else
>>537383619If we got Akebono calling us Shitty Sensei I'd roll
>>537393541No game actually does this so probably for a good reason.
>birthday thread got deletedNot moving, see you guys tomorrow
>>537393924Just grab a different slice of cake, bruv
Someone made a new one >>537394053>>537394053>>537394053
>>537394164Give up, retard
>>537392461Sexo
>using an early thread made by a tourist without the birthday girlhmmmm nyo.
Well I'll take a break until next thread
>>537394419Not a tourist. This IRL current is more interesting than missing out on one birthday thread. /bag/ has done this before to other characters. You would know this if you weren't a newfag. Die mad about it.
>>537394819why are you upset?
>>537395078Meant for >>537394419
>>537394819I don't remember anyone posting like you for the 2+ years I've been here.
>>537396151It's the usual hour in which the monkeys from the other site come here to shit up our threads
>>537396151>>537396324>m-monkey!
>>537396151>>522944983>>513995747>>510860817 >/feg/There's your answer
>>537397127God damn
>still crying
>>537396324>>537397127It's good to see that my memory isn't complete garbage yet. I'll be damned if I ever accepted that sort of behavior.
>>537392760That channel was already popular before the hack.
>>537396324>other siteit's the fe nigger you idiot
You lost and you still have this thread up lmao
