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>>537393409KILL THIS THING
KOYUKIIIIIIIIII
30 more minutes of maintenance, everything will be fine.
>>537393409BASED
>>537393314https://exhentai.org/g/3512082/b21109387d/
>>537392713I kneel...
IF I CAN'T DO MY DAILIES I'M GONNA FREAK
>>537393117Told ya :P
Poor Suzumi, man. Can't even catch a break on her birthday.
>>537391497Ouch
>>537393409What the fuck is her problem?
>>537393409How many pyros we getting for this
>>537393409RAPE THIS LITTLE SHIT
>>537393763Eww it's all sticky
Boring bitch thread deleted. Total Koyuki victory.
k den
I'll be home in about an hour. Servers better be up until then, or I'm buying only ONE monthly package
>>537393763lay off the kaede porn, bro
>>537393780>Searching for it comes up. Can you see this video?>[YouTube] Koyuki's Car Dent Fixing (Blue Archive)Is this channel shadow banned from my region?
>DeletedTOTAL KOYUKI VICTORY
well, that happened
While we wait for servers to returnWith this last Comiket, Suzumi and Chiaki have graduated from the "No Solo doujins" club!https://exhentai.org/g/3499032/58cebb38a4/https://exhentai.org/g/3512439/fcbb3fdb38/The only remaining students are Cherino, Tomoe, Kaho, and Mina. After this patch, Rei will be added as well.Who do you think will get a doujin first?
Janny did the THREADUS DELETUS
Your response, /bag/?
>>537393972CHerino cause she's a loli.
KOYUKI WON>KOYUKI WONKOYUKI WON>KOYUKI WONKOYUKI WON>KOYUKI WONKOYUKI WON>KOYUKI WONKOYUKI WON>KOYUKI WONKOYUKI WON>KOYUKI WONKOYUKI WON>KOYUKI WONKOYUKI WON>KOYUKI WONKOYUKI WON
>>537393156No, we won't!
>>537393629>Didn't wish Suzumi Happy Birthday.Yep, I could have done it in the morning but I didn't.I am a failure.I am sorry Suzumi.I am sorry.
DO NOT MAINTAIN, my cafe is almost at 100%
>>537393629Now everyone is going to remember this day as the Koyukening and not Suzumi's birthday. Poor girl.
lore accurate Koyuki
>>537394021I will make them spin a wheel and whoever wins gets the bouquets. Let them have a taste of the gacha experience for a change.
It's over
[Truth nuke]If you can't see your waifu's desing being used as a Vtuber model that means her desing is shit
Is it up yet?
LET ME IN RIGHT NOW
>>537394239*pat pat pat pat*
Birthday bread>>537394053>>537394053
>>537394251up what bro. nexon's gonna say fuck it and eos the game.
>>5373942399,000?
>>537394247>desing
>>537393409basedwe hate nonomi miku and suzumiwe hate birthdays here
>>537394251Wait for the pills to kick in
>>537394314No
>>537394039The problem with Cherino is that she's always in loli books with other lolis. Never anything by herself
>>537394314Mmm nyo
My wife is so big in many places...
>>537394314its over browe all hated whozumi here
>>537394314kek. jannies 404'd it.
And just like that I am now henrybirds biggest hater. I now understand why anon said never get attached to artist.
>>537394407I wonder. Do you think it’d be different if not for the mustache?
I am a newfool, is there an event involving Ibuki and babu eventually? I see a lot of fan art. And I want to jerk off to said event if it exists.
IT'S UP
>>537394314Autism
>Yuuka think she can contains the Koyuki
>>537394407The Qipao alt will fix that problem.
Can someone explain what's up with all the Koyukiposting?
>>537394407They changed her voice. She isn't the same anymore
>>537394314cunny > big titted hags
>>537394247It's serious hack, he could have given someone million pyros, it would take 2-3 days to check and fix, or maybe even a week
>>537394515she hacked the servers (unironically)
>>537394473no. fuck toddlercons.
>>537394470Barely. The problem people have with RW characters is that they they weren't throwing themselves at you like most students. Only Nodoka and she's a stalker, Cherino is pretty rude to you.
>>537394578based anon
>>537394473It’s based on an official comic that came out during Ibuki’s event a bit ago
TSUKUYO MENTIONED
>>537394515Literally.
kinda gay of /bag/
>>537394473They reran the dress Hina event a short while back and Ibuki gets some screentime in there but afaik that's the only time they interact in an event
Is this event what Koyuki meant when Neru snitched on her?
>>537394460who
>>537394664What would you even do with that many Koyuki's?
>>537394407yeah not shit she doesn't have porn she looks 11
>>537394652Hina would be the type of girl to resort to infantilism to destress.
>>537394563>>537394664Fuck I wish I didn't miss that
how close are we to eos?
>birthday threads lostget FUCKED KEKAROO
>>537394752Anon?
>>537394730With that many Koyuki's you can breach the simulation and prank all BA servers
>>537394752Obviously
kan
why are some of the screenshots posted every student in the cafe while others are only the yuki?
>>537394460What'd he do now
>>537394723The guy with a weird BA doujin track record.
>>537394752>Doesn't have porn because she looks 11>Ibuki existsAnon... Please keep being innocent you'll thank me later.
EoS status?
>>537394752
Koyuki if she real
AAAAAAAAHH WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE TO BUY SHIT SHOP IS RESETING IN 4 HOURS LET ME INNNNNNNNN
>>537394752Ibuki has more porn than half the girls in this game combined.
>>537394957soonTM
>>537394903everyone in kivotos was koyuki all along
Bravo Nexon
I get my NY Serika today, im so excited bros.
>>537394903Hacker was changing cafe from 20 Mikus to 20 Kyuoki and literally every student
WE HATE SUZUMI HERESUZUMI ALT NEVEREARLY 2000s NUKIGE LOOKING ASS
>>537394871Oh he's actually butthurt damn LMAO
I hope I don't have to stay up before the daily reset
>>537394884SHA
Anyone got nip 2ch reactions, I forgot how to navigate that site.
>>537394965thighs too thick
>>537394853I don't think Kisaki counts she's 11 (fake) just like Shunny Hina Hoshitno and Neru
oh man I just woke up I can't wait to hit the last few hours of 2x exp
>>537394913https://exhentai.org/s/4e17663205/3511857-5
>>537395125He said "looks 11"
>>537394752I don't care plana looks young I will have sex with her
how many pyros from nexon will make you roll for the shupos?
>>537395125she still looks like she's 11that is what that anon was concerned aboutlooks, not actual agelike every SJW
FUCK REISADUMB BITCH
>>537394754Unbelievable…
>2x exp>900 ap to speed up my acc lvl>Maintenance FUCK THIS
The jew did this
>>537395241Is it weird that I know what that acronym means but my brain translates it to "stupid jew whore">Captcha: 2SWAGevidently 4chan thinks so
MY LEVELSMY GA SHOPI HATE KOYUKI
>>5373951910 because I already have enough saved up to spark both of them
>>53739519124k. I'm not ruining my Mika spark for powercrept students.
>>537395332>>537395342jewmind
>>537395151YepNever trust artists ever
I don't want to go to work tomorrow
>>537394884Ron.
>>537393763You don't look like that.You didn't do that.
>>537395151Oh hey, Takeda Hiromitsu drew BA again.
MIKU BLESSED MY CAFE I AM NO LONGER A MIKULET
White Bird is made for Black Bird
whgy is there maintenance?
>>537394460>>537395151Snowflake
>>537395437Fubuki, it's a holiday
>>537395441Gotta read that Benriya68 kino doujin again sometime
>>537394247Stop using autocorrect.
>>537395552because big titted students are getting removed from the game
nothing will happen from thiswe will probably get like 200 gemmies at best
>>537395151Why do they always do this to arius
>>537395676>characters are broke hobos>two of them are doomers
>>537395676It's a compilation of different artists with different students
>>537395646isnt the usual rate 120 per hour for planned maint?I doubt they'd give us less for emergency maint
>>537395151I genuinely cannot tell if clearite likes arius or hates them
>>537395613someone gotta put those fries in the bag
120 Koyuki elephs per hour!
>>537395632It's a fun read.
>>537393574>anal tag>never once does anything but a tail plug enter her ass
>>537395191I have 72k saved and 4 10er tickets lmao
>>537395646During 2x XP weekend + end of the month so people may lose their store resets? Nah, this is definitely worth at least 480.
Bros should I get a croissantdoll? They're making custom BA ones now
>Koyuki
>>537395151>Noooooooo this artist drew something icky and I hate them now! >:(You're just like the troons on Twitter whining about stupid shit like this kek
>>537395191I've been super lucky lately, so I'm expecting a 48k + tip to keep me humbleunless..?
>>537395151>sleep outside with your pussy out>expect not to get rapedIt's realistic
>>537395941Forgot your scat pic
>>537395526anything to not work on his game
>>537395792Why the fuck do you even know who this shithead is?
>>537395151This wouldn't be as bad if there wasn't already another animal fucking doujin anthology this Comiket. Seriously, does the world really need two of these?
>>537393409QRD?
>>537395945okay now I need Suzumi with a fat ass from the ASS club
>>537395941Useless monkey you forgot your pic or perhaps you're image banned?
>LET ME IN! MY CAFE IS FULLThat's why you're supposed to take out stamina and use it at every opportunity you get.Same with raid shops and expert permits.
>>537395151i was expecting worse by your reaction, like guro or scat, this is kind of tame in the grand scheme of things
>>537396078
>>537396078a hacker niha'd the servers, this is not an exaggeration it's actually what happened
>>537396005>mind broken by thread boogeymenKek you're soft as fuck
>>537396089>>537396005>if you have the IQ to not look at things you don't like, you're a monkeyYou people are insane
It's events like this that keep a community going even if it wasn't intentional.
I bricked a 2tb hdd when transfering BA pics from my phone
>>537396171Well yeah, I just read that dogshit.
>>537396008It's a sunk cost fallacy at this point, imagine all the doujins we could've gotten from him had he chose not to do that.
Isakusan status?
>>537396046it was never a question of need
>>537396089Your favorite student isn't and real and if she ever were she wouldn't fuck you
>>537396192how? did you drop the hdd?
>my AP is full nowfuck
>>537396102I use cafe after daily resetI cash in expert permits/TA/GA shops after resetAs long as the game doesnt stay down for 30+ days I'm good
>liking an artistnigger>hating an artistretard>caring at all about the male who made it than the girls and the content in itfaggot
>>537396293don't worry, the overflow will turn into free pyros
>BA gameplay consists of 15 minutes a day>servers so bad they won't even let you do thisI liked UBW VN so I'm seriously considering the other game. Pic related too.
The purityfag is a brown /@/ refugee by the way.
This is a vanillachad general monkey boy.
As compensation, we are now entitled to a Seminar Bunny event.
KIM SAVE US
>>537395941>>537396171>>537396179>>537396285
>I'm sat here with people who complain about shit translation yet don't bother learning JapaneseWhy? It's now easier than ever with all the resources on the internet.
>>537396363That’s the thing. There’s no other game. BA is genuinely the final bastion of heterosexuality in video games.
>>537396419>not liking beastiality makes you a purityfag
>>537396363if you need a friend account to carry you in that one drop some form of communication and i can send you a friend code. keep in mind that outside the prologue, the story sucks for like the first 5 chapters.
It wasn't a bug, it's advertisementKoyuki is getting her alt soon
>>537396158>>537396165Thanks, that's pretty NIHAHAHA!
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>537394021what exactly did I missCatastrophic bug?
>>537396615userdata leak, yeah
>>537394021I pick my wifeGotta find her first tho...
>>537396615Either that or they got their servers cracked.
What are we naming this /bag/?Niha outbreak?28 (ni-ha) maintenances later?
>>537396419You will never know if It's a playing both sides king of thing
>>537396550>incessantly crying about something that doesn't affect the game doesn't make you a whiny bitch
>>537396363>FGOtardYou guys really love shit stir other generals
still down right? I might just sleep. I didn't get to buy in the shop and do my head pat. fucking nihahaha I'm gonna correct her so hard
>>537396615client-side remote code execution hack
>post Kokona>watch 2 or 3 NPCs respond with 'sex'
>>537396615hacker implemented the following new features that the devs refuse to:>cafes can hold all students at all times>cafes will only be niha>start screen news will be niha.avionly on mobile for now but i'm sure hacker-kun is working hard to bring these changes to pc as well
>>537396535>BA is genuinely the final bastion of heterosexuality in video games.It's one of the few but to call it the best or the only one is pure cope
>>537396363friend on discord streams this game like daily>you navigate menus to menu some menus so you can menu the menu for menus to menu>the "race" portion is so fucking dull, nothing ever happens, you might aswell tell an RNGrobot to give you a random number from 1 to 20 in 1 minute : same experience>the songs are all so fucking generic. 0 soul in any of them, always the same "I am a happy horse and I love to race" bullshitoh yeah>the vn sections are drap despite the 3d models, every character is almost the same: "I am a horsegirl and I dont race so good, can you help me to race better" > "I can now race better. I love you" + <generic stereotype>the characters have no personality except for memes like Goldship.
>>537396158Heaven
>>537396520I just dont want to learn a bajillion kanjiIf everything had furigana it would be a different matter thoughI know hira/kana and can understand (guess) spoken japanese decently well
>Hours hours
>>537396864sex
>>537396731Nihapocalypse.
>>537396419>>537396762this is monkey trying to gain ground to spam shitted stuff btw.
>>537396520The originals are in Korean thoughJP is a localization just like the EN one
>user data leakHopefully /bag/ don't use a personal mail to play this game right?
>>537396363Kill yourself FGOnigger
>>537396894I can’t think of any other all female character gachas that also have no yuri or ntrshit, and make the girls explicitly for (you). The world is almost lost.
>>537396994>schizo babble
>>537397048i'm pretty sure that part was source: i made it up
>>537395792Ryonafagging is a sign of supreme love
Suzumi alt when
Anyways, happy birthday Kim and Nonomi.
>>537396994You made him mad.
>>537396290pc froze then bsod, guess I'll have to open it and fix it myself #yolo
>>537397190Who's Kim
>>537397048I am pretty sure that part was made up.
welp I guess JP is never getting a PC client now
I want Haruka (Suit)
>>537397048Who cares? Even if your friends and family know you are playing some anime gacha, why would it matter?
>>537396731>28 (ni-ha)idgi
>>537396363I'm considering starting this game only because all the girls wear sexy legwear. Something which is missing in BA. Clothes skins when?
>>537397094
>>537395792I hurt my students because I love them.
>>537396025I liked his Seia doujin at least for what little screentime she had
>>537397114nta but this was a mitm attack so it's pretty likely a lot of user traffic got scraped. The cafe part is way scarier than koyuki'd news banner
>>537397219>still using hdd as main drive in the year of lord 2010 + 15.
>>537397187Hopefully never.
>>537397262It's the mobile version getting fucked you retard. Steam didn't have any hacking problem.
JWu I'm missing out the fun..m
>>537397094>>537384834>34
>>537397262Why? The hack was all mobile-side. It didn't affect the Steam client at all.
How many of you day 1s are potentially losing your 100% login streak over this?
>>537397357>a mitm attackThis is literally impossible in the current year when everyone is using tls.
>>537397286goroawase newbab chama
>>537397262i just want a stand-alone client cuz steam banned the game in germany
>>537397262I didn't get Koyuki'd on Steam which is why I thought the Koyuki posts were shitposts at first.
>>537397396>>537397187I have to agree with that anon. Suzumi getting an alt means some better girl is going to miss it. And we all know Suzumi is not a high tier girl.
>>537397173>papercutting your mouth brutal
Oh yeah isn't this supposed to be Suzumi's BD? You logged in to have her a happy birthday right right??
>>537397526> GermI hope they release a stand-alone client then ban Germany anyway
>>537396363ok but your game only has western slop or ai slopsybau
>>537397526Use emulatorplaystore version works in germany
>>537397485I lost mine a while ago already.
Sometimes your favorite artist will draw something you don't like and that's okay.
>>537396731nihahahackkoyuki outbreaksomething something incident
Are the gooks enjoying the chaos as much as us?
>>537397654>nihahahackyeah this works
>>537397397>>537397478>>537397562oh I thought this was a PC client thingits down on steam too I supposeanyway japs are notoriously risk averse so I wouldnt be surprised if its an excuse
>>537397485>>537397645Who cares? It gets you 0 extra rewards anyway.
Well...glad whoever did what he did was funny and not an asshole.
>>537397615And Suzumi is ugly.
>>537396864WTF is this real?
>>537397758Not the point DUMMY
>>537397641yea>>537397628rude
>>537397646No no no, a single instance of something i disapprove of is grounds to condemn them foreverNo don't ask about the state of my life or what an average person or my students would think of me, that doesn't count
>>537397646Rimukoro would never
>>537397526that's crazy, have you tried overthrowing your goverment?
>>537397254Yongha
>a pink behind thisof course, it's a p*nk
>>537395384Based
>>537397654>>537397718nihahahack is perfect
>>537397769You dont know that until you see your pyroxfunds
>>537395151i thought all of us here were into tentacle rape pregnancy bestiality childbirth sexual abuse snuff doujin. seems like i was wrong.
>>537397769>he still doesn't know all accounts force-rolled tutorial banner with all the jim
what revived the hype?
Baka mitai, kodomo na no neYume wo, otte kidzutsuiteUso ga, heta na kuse niwaraenai egao wo misetaI love you mo, roku ni iwanaiKuchibeta de honma ni bukiyouNa no ni, na no ni doushitesayonara wa, ieta noDame da ne. Dame yo, dame na no yoAnta ga, suki de, sukisugiteDore dake, tsuyoi osa-ke demoYugamanai,omoide ga,baka mitai..
This is going to spawn a whole new meme class.
>>537397887Only when it doesn't involve my students. Then all bets are off.
>>537397814You wouldn't be acting like this if it was your student who got that kind of garbage art, your inability to empathize with that fact means you likely don't have a student and are just a tourist stirring shit.
>>537397357i don't think any details of what actually took place are confirmed, just rumors. this is pure speculation, but who can show up in the cafe is probably just a collection of values in a tiny database file that's sent to the client; if you backdoored their servers, you could just modify this file so that everything comes up niha. you'd also be able to do this in transit like you're saying but it'd probably be slightly more difficult to do. news is probably similar, it's just an html file that clients grab.
>>537397489>goroawase>wordplay; play on words; pun; rhyming gamei naruhodo it ima
>>537397932It's pretty funny >>537397695
>>537397790She isn't that bad. White hair is nice + black ZR is cool too. The problem is her usefulness in game, her whole aura and presence is just not there. She's boring and it feels like the devs just completely ditched her. Her stockings is what's saving her.
>>537397654the nihack
>>537397628https://youtu.be/grEVqapEUqo?si=dbbU0Mpu8YJoy517What's the secret ingredient of Rumi's Soup?
>>537397897Koyuki
Is it up?
>>537397931BOOOO SING JUDGEMENT
>>537397887Vocal minority of mentally ill puritans. Likely zoomies. This shit is tame and lame.
>>537398029MSG(K)
>>537397646>>537397814
>missed all of itGOD FUCKING DAMNIT THE MOMENT I DECIDE TO GET OFF /BAG/ AND DO IRL THINGS, A FUCKING KOYUKI HACK HAPPENSHOW I COULD'VE MISSED, GOD SHIT FUCK DAMN NIGGER BARNACLESHOPEFULLY SERVES WON'T EVER COME BACK, FUCK NEXON FOR HATING FUNBETTER YET, THIS SHITHOLE CAN'T GET HACKED AGAIN SOON ENOUGHFUCK MY SHIT LIFE FUCK MY SHIT LUCK
>>537398046is this related to how some of her skills work?
ITS UP
>>537397958We know nothing right now. Might as well have been a bored employee pulling a prank or accidentally pushing some meme he was playing with into production.
>>537398140it only hit mobile anyway
I'm a NEET and I have to say beside the fact that I can easily squeeze 7/8 pats during 24h, there's no other benefit to being a NEET when it comes to playing BA.
>>537397769Maintenance is gonna be long I feel. A hack of this scale is just shouting to the world there's a hole in the security and Nexon is gonna have to fill that up.
>>537398229i'm gonna fill koyuki's hole up after this is done
>>537397953it's not garbage. cartoon animal dicks are hot (sometimes)
>>537398140Wait what happened I just woke up
>>537398046KEKRead all of that in their voices. Need a Wild Hunt X ASS Club event NOW!
>>537397848add it to the list
>>537398229I mean yeah. It's clearly a massive breach
>it's up
>>537397953Overreacting. You can get mad rightfully so but if one piece of bad makes you have a meltdown over an artist you've been following for years, then you are overreacting. It is that simple. Would you go and have an meltdown at a restaurant you've been eating from for years because they messed your order once?
>>537398286Someone hacked the mobile client and flooded everyone's cafe with Koyuki's. So emergency maintenance kicked in.
>>537398281>dicks are hot (sometimes)if drawn goodhttps://files.catbox.moe/bl7ngw.jpg
>>537398286Yuuka's worst nightmare
>>537398371>do I even have to explain these>assuming people actually read the story
>>537393409Blink-182
>>537395151Hot.
>>537398426viral marketing
>>537397953You are genuinely insane if you think any one student is going to get 100% "good art". Just look at all the Mika NTR blacked slop that gets posted. A normal person doesn't throw a hissy fit about it and instead would just not engage with it. I could understand if henrybird became a full on bestiality artist and you stopped following him but if one instance is enough to make you lose your shit then you might be mentally challenged.
Jumby my beloved...
>smartly buying shops little by little over whole month>cafe gets full always at the reset>0 stress over something trivial like head pattingWho here /comfy/?
>>537398406>>537398426WHATOh shit, I gotta see twitter, there may be goldmine.
unwelcome school playing nonstop at nexon hq right now
>>537398214I PLAY ON MOBILE FFS CUZ STEAM VERSION NEXON ACCOUNT AND WEB EVENT WERE FUCKEDGOD FUCKING DAMNIT I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSEDSOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME, I WOULD'VE DONE IT TOMORROW ANYWAYS BECAUSE NEXON WILL ANNOUNCE THAT MISAKI IS A SPECIAL WITH A BAD KIT OFFICIALLY BUT NOW I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE, I MISSED THE BA HAPPENING OF A CENTURY, PLEASE SOMEONE PUT ME OUT MY MYSERYSHOOT ME SEIASHOOT ME ZOOS
>>537397324erm...
Chances of Koyuki ever getting an alt after this incident?
>>537398426
>>537398107>>537396508Not an argument
>>537398420hell yeah dude
I love Iroha
>>537398046>here's some hot chocola~ate>my thanks~>*glug glug*>ooh>ooh>ooh>>537398147>Natsu: Restores own HP by 338% of Healing and removes 1 debuff.>Kanoe: Grants self HP Regen, continuously restoring HP equal to 96% every 4s for 20s. Also removes 1 debuff.Essentially the same EX. And here Kanoe is giving Natsu her hot chocolate which makes Natsu's EX (where she drinks milk) even stronger (not real)!
>>537398679What about the other funny song
>>537398696Web events were unfucked a long time ago.>SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME, I WOULD'VE DONE IT TOMORROW ANYWAYS BECAUSE NEXON WILL ANNOUNCE THAT MISAKI IS A SPECIAL WITH A BAD KIT OFFICIALLYWhatever, faggot. If you can't love your student despite the shit kit then you don't love them.
Is maxed Koyuki stronger than maxed Wakamo or t.Hasumi?? How good is she?
>>537398696your capslock seems stuck
>>537398402>>537398603It's obvious that neither of you have a studentwife, thanks for proving my point.
i hope the hacker's balls twisted and he died from agony
how do you even get hacked in 2025 lol
>>537398735Still higher than Iroha
>be newfag>level 67>"oh yay double exp">cant make use of the double exp nowon one hands its funny but on the other im miffedwhat are the odds of them extending the xp event by a day?
>>537398214It hit steam too btw
>>537398890Ask 4chan.
>>537398924maintenance hit steam but the actual hack only affected mobile
reddit says we got hacked, should i be worried?i said many legally dubious things in my club chat..
>>537397887>>537398084>>537398771this is a desperate attempt to consensus crack so jeets can spam /trash/ shitted stuff here.
>>537398829nook blue aoe
>>537395151Uzawa Pregsa
>>537398920Not impossible, this is kind of unprecedented
>>537398973You can now claim Koyuki made you do it
>>537398821Unwelcome guest?
>>537398775>Mika poster>good tasteAs expected. Stay dope my migga.
>>537398851Imagine looking upon any of your students with vulgar intent, shame on you
>>537398603>>537398402The median eromangaka draws a total of zero pages involving bestiality over the course of their career. This isn't "oh (s)he drew that one NTR/futa/yaoi doujin that one time". This is something that's weird even by the scene's own standards, not just by 4chong puritan standards.
>>537398851Dumbass
>>537398973The police are already on their way
MY CAFE AP REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537398842I BROKE IT>>537398828I WILL LOVE MISAKI TO THE GRAVE BUT IF I CAN'T USE HER ON ANY FUCKING INS RAID THEN I AM FUCKING DONE, I WAITED A YEAR FOR THIS, FUCK NEXON
>>537398920we'll be back before the reset, no worriesalso we'll get 2 luxury gifts as a compensation
>>537399047lollmao
>>537398821unwelcome school fits best for "everything is on fire, shut it down" imo
>>537398851>I have no point so I'll act like I doI accept your concession
Quick reminder of what's to come
>>537398631
>>537399183Cool, delete your account.
>>537398851You made them angry.
>>537398821https://youtu.be/KfJmn9lBgUE
>>537398978The majority of people aren't vanillatards who screech about things they don't like
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>537398890Brother who ISN'T getting hacked in 2025. I work in IT, it's a fucking nightmare. These nigger hackermans have infinity free time to dick around with new tools and dig around networks and infrastructure looking for zero days to exploit. Shit man, some of these motherfuckers have corporatized and have the power of capitalism fueling their efforts, it's not fun working with computers anymore with these cocksuckers around.
DRIVING IN MY SHIPRIGHT AFTER A HACKHEY, THAT SERVER IS SHAPED LIKE A FAGNOA?HOW ABOUT YOU WHOA?I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILESAN HOURLITTLE DO YOU KNOWI FILLED UP MY CHOROII'ME GET YOUR CAFE MAKING ASSPULVERIZE THIS BANGWITH MY ODDYSEY SHIPIT SEEMS YOU'RE OUTTA LUCKNIHAHA
>>537399232EWWWWWWWW
>>537398821>>537399212"Everything is fucked" is more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG3Mc2gM5_g
>>537399183Another special tailor for Greg/Chesed mobs clear.
>>537399356We know sensei
People form parasocial relationships too easily and get angry over the most minuscule concepts these days. Imagine someone getting mad over I dunno, Taji shifting from big breasts and pregnancy to small breasts and pregnancy. Really lame stuff.
>>537399105K
>>537398735Pajama Koyuki sprites are getting replaced with a Koyuki-shaped apology letter after maintence
>>537399232>bocchi the AGP yuritroon magnetkill yourself shitskin axewound slurping child killing drug addicted satan worshipper niggerfaggot
>>537399232Finally some kino
>>537398978no shit you think any of this looks organic?
I was there for the NIHAning2025-08-31
>>537399441You're not allowed to write this in /vg/, take this as a warning.
>>537394656I wonder how many more months it will take to finally make her happy...
>>537398918I will never surrender
>>537399041>>537399317>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG3Mc2gM5_g&ab_channel=MO2>>537399212Yeah that's fair. But this one is a banger too. Unless you think it fits something else.
>xir is now spamming futa hentai instead of cpkek did his proxy warn him to stop using cp or else he'll lose his access?
>>537399441Go back, >>>/v/edditor
>>537399391that's more for eos announcement
>>537399441Unironically take your med. Stop letting retards taking away things you like.
>>537399441That wasn't enough buzzwords, try again.
The one time in a couple of weeks that I decide to open the game up, shit's going down. Anyways what happened.
>>537399441Speak English
>>537399321>saar don't you know? shitted is popular with 2 billion jeets. please saar do the needful. we always like bestiality and shitted on /bag/ saar
>1 hours ago>400 postsHoly shit calm down.
>>537399646Koyuki happened
>>537399441thisblue archive x chainsaw man would be a better collab
>>537399524I can't feel nothing but disdain and look down on anons who only pick their studentwife because she is ugly and they feel sorry for her.
>>537399105I don't think you know what bestiality means. This wasn't bestiality.
>>537399269this gookako poster is dumb, you should've asked him to post his nexon login and password in discord and then let him be on his way to hell Now his account is lost forever
>
>>537399743It’s Suzumi’s birthday, of course we’re excited.
>>537399441But we aren't collaborating with vtubers to be this mad
Why does he always use Seia to make his tinfoil hat posts?
they should lean in and give everyone a free Koyukishe's useless in gameplay anyway, it's fine
>>537399743did 8/bag/ come back?
I HAVEN'T DONE MY EVENT DAILIES YET!
>open game>maintenanceUhh this isn't going to last until reset right?I haven't bought stuff from the monthly stores yet
>>537398696I mean you'll likely be using her for greg
>It's SundayI want to go back to Friday! Please make time stop!
>>537399783they posted a cute girl though, if they had posted the racoon you might have had a point
>>537399878nihahahahaha
>>537399772Nikke already did chainsaw collab so BA can't do it anymore
>>537399878ITS OVER
>>537399232What am I looking at.
>>537395151Do you guys really care? I love Clearite's recent trinity and old Arius doujins, I can just ignore wht I don't like
>>537399580>>>/diy/
>>537399917they're all ugly and shit in ninjutsu club but it goes like thisIzuna > Shit >>> Mitchiru > Tsukuyo
it genuinely brings me joy how BA's community or at least its vast majority reject NTR and Bestiality and other shittier fetishes, and some aren't afraid to vocally reject them. sometimes "don't look at it if you don't want it" just doesn't work since it makes them think they're still welcome, so you have to actively tell them to fuck off.
>>537399783Only a manlet would hate Tsukuyo
>bocchi the yuri keyed and based
>>537399821nobody normal likes seia so it's perfect for him
>>537399783Tsukuyo is the cutest though, she's also tall enough so that I can kiss her without having to bend down.
>>537399761No she's gonna find my porn
>>537400086NTR is fine when it's Sensei getting stolen by another student.
>>537399761>it's real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j11nYqJTkXAThat's fucking hilarious.
>>537395151I was expecting much worse, but that was tame as fuck.Is this your first time getting into nip porn?
>>537400068Faggot
>>537400117LOCKED AND COAL >:(
>>537396864all me
>>537399580Please understand he got BTFO after being outed as a slop poster
>>537400068Quiet gay
Stop being retarded for once /bag/
>>537399441>all these repliesAll me btw, I have a severe case of schizophrenia and personality disorder
>>537400208Letting normalfags past the panda was a mistake.
ATTENTION https://youtube.com/post/Ugkxcru0IheTV216E8PxPNrU4iLYle9Rak19>https://youtube.com/post/Ugkxcru0IheTV216E8PxPNrU4iLYle9Rak19
>>537400086I mean the game literally implied that the students are only for (you) and (you) alone so cuckshit fetishes will never work.
>tfw koyuki caused eos
Eri bond 3https://rentry.org/caeayut5
>>537400086Mentally ill. Artists aren't machines that draw only what you like.
>>537400086fuck off and stop posting my wife, troon.
>>537400240child shouldnt be this fucking sexy
BA is for dickneck appreciators
>>537400086Good job, you xir mad.
>>537395030I'm finally gonna get Koharu. I'll masturbate to her in celebration!
>>537393662Suzumi bros? our response?
>>537400379subhuman artists are not welcome. they can go draw for nikki instead.
>>537400086Rape is the best fetish though. I don't really care who's doing the raping.
How is bocchi yuri? There's no romantic or sexual chemistry between any of the girls there. Even BA has more yuri undertones than fucking bocchi.
>>537400318first /feh/schizo raid?
>>537400086it's seriously important to draw a line so jeets don't feel welcome. they got discords filled with these freaks always raiding here spamming it and trying to spread it everywhere. they are complete disgusting parasites who will try to turn in an inch into a mile and never stop tryingthe image is ugly so beware
>>537400494Snowflake
>>537398890pretty much what >>537399360 saidits a matter of when not if, especially when 99.99% of all businesses dont care about cybersecurity and underfund things/dont fund them at all. and even if you spend money on cybersecurity, unless you pay literal millions per salary then you will end up with retards in your security team who have no idea how technology workspeople dont realize that all it takes is one kid network sniffing game traffic to see analyze API requests and then have a field day trying to get into nexon serversand I can guarantee you that nexon doesnt have a dedicated security team. its probably the same devops retard that put up their infrastructure who is responsible for "security" and he will do the bare minimum possible
Chance that this event will be referenced in-game at some point?
So… with a collab likely being announced in the next JP stream, who would you want BA to collab with? Evangelion?
>>537399248WATCH OUT KOYUKI SHES RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
>>537400502Fan works are more important than the game/manga/show to certain "people"
>>537400196when it's Iroha cucking the forehead freak*canon btw
What do you think about this unprecedented event /bag/?
>>537400086Look at the state of /xivg/. That's what happens when you adopt the 'don't yuck other people's yams' philosophy.
>>537400502I've seen more bocchi futa art than bocchi yuri art
>>537400357GUILTY IS GUILTY.
/vg/ needs ids
>>537400539This seems fake and gay
>>537400547Aren't you the real snowflake for wanting to get fucked by a dog rajeet?
>>537400502You are talking to 4chin's contrarian squad.The same kind of retards who ruined pepe.
>>537400360as if that's stopping an NTR artist from coming with "ugly bastard janitor" or straight up using the robots or making up another male aside from sensei to do the cucking
>>537400502don't waste your time, it is just our local schizo having a meltdown even the slightest of yuri undertones is enough to make him begin start having a mental breakdown in this general for hourseveryone who actually watched the show knows it is just a generic cgdct
>>537400675Why does the slut on the right have no halo?
>>537400560>>537388208Be original niha stole my imeji and everything
>>537400560>not JP0
>>537400379>>537400547>>537400385>seething this much over lack of fellow cucks
LET ME PLAY MY GAME AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
>>537400703Schizo
>>537400703>outing yourself as a troon that self-inserts as the girl being fuckedNot a good look tranny.
>>537400812Snowflake.
I've made a list and so should you.https://tiermaker.com/create/all-blue-archive-students-as-of-feb-4th-2024-16745764
>>537400551It's worse when everyone is vibecoding these days
>>537400880bait post
>>537399248At first Neru was confused why he was sent to hell by God, but then she realized that the sinners had all been turned into Koyukis. She wasn't being punished, she was the punishment.
>>537400880I don't like tier lists, I prefer affection posting
>>537400880This isn't Reddit. Try posting it there.
>>537400880You should delete yourself
>>537400817Okay dogfucker, don't get uppity with me.
>>537400880Your top tier better have at least bond 100 or you're full of shit.
>>537400692you forgot to mention paki's did it, jeet.
>>537399360>>537400551It's always been like this, it's just back in the day there were less normies on the internet and companies wouldn't collect every molecule of information they could about you. In terms of risk, i'd say the likelihood of hacks is the same, but the impact is way higher now.
>537400880Your taste is so dogshit it not even worth a (you).
>>537399248Kino
>>537401019Go join 41%.
>>537400756it's one of his girls from some of his porn, I think the suicide club one where they're all going to kill themselves but then fall for cock instead
Isn't a hack like this super serious since the game has kernal level access to your pc?
>>537400880>sorter exists>goes for reddit tier list instead >taste so basic I would be impressed if it wasn't stolen from secondaries
>>537401105Lead by example.
we're going too fast@arona kill the hype right now
>>537400880this nigga gay
>>537401084>t. Neru transsex student enjoyer
>>537401135steam wasn't affected
>>537400068t.
>>537401096Still can't believe we don't have the white rabbit alt
>>537396898what i dislike the most about games like this and boats is that it's just taking an irl subject and anime girl-fy them. i prefer my characters fictional and original thanks
>>537401245why are rich girls like this?
>>537401245GUH
>>537399192im kinda occupied in like 2 hours so I hope its before...
>>537401245Pineapple ass sandals
>>537401245
>>537401179If this list had secondary taste then FOTM bad students like Asuna, Shupos and Hasumi would be at the top.
>>537401209Oh nvm then
>537401198Your post was so bad that everyone jumped you for making it. You're still not getting a (You)
>>537401337fap faster
>>537401135Even if PC was affected (it wasn't) it was the game server that got hacked. John Nexon doesn't directly have access to your PC from his server.
>>537400086That doesn't stop subhumans like horosuke to force their shit ass fetish with BA girls, but I am also glad that this game leans more on the vanilla side and the community being gatekeepers.
>we live in a world where Koyuki's clone jutsu is better than Izuna's
>>537401245>open and direct feet access>impermeable these were made to be cummed in. what was she thinking?
Its up, bros
>>537401297>>537401362subhuman
>>537401418slow and steady my friendslow and steady....
>>537401372>anything below averageSecondary trash
>>537401372Two of those are launch students how are they FOTM, is it because they have fat tits and actual hips?
>>537400587Hololive
>>537401481She's from Millennium she probably tampered with a cloning machine that was being worked on by the engineering club. Hire me John Nexon I can make funny events.
Memes are funny when they're natural like this
The moment he stops responding you've claimed a victory over the monkey.
>>537400880It seems I made a lot of faggots with shit taste seethe, but no one told me why they seethe in the first place.
>~3 guys on 4chins is a communityAlways proud of tiny little non-achievements
>>537401135cybersecurityGOD here, we can estimate the scope of impact with the following logic>event banners, event notifications, event pagepossible that attackers gained access to some random object storage bucket and just replaced existing assets with koyuki linksvery minimal impact>koyukis appearing in people's cafesunless nexon has some retarded side database/component to manage this systemthe assumption here is that the game doesnt care how many students you have, it just reads the list of students from BA serversif BA servers say you have 20 koyukis, the game will render 20 koyukisto achieve this, the attacker would need to do one of the following>gained full access to their internal game database (read and write)>did not gain access to the database but rewrote API code on public API servers to always return 20 koyukis/mikus when people get the list of cafe charactersthe first option is more likely, doubt nexon devs are smart enough to guard against this case
>>537400161having to bend down to kiss a girl is hot as fuck ngl
It's finally here, miss wasted-potential's birthday
>>537397953I don't even know which students appear on doujins I don't like, you guys are so fucking stupid. Just filter the tags you don't like and ignore them, I'm sure all of my favorite students have been drawn in disgusting situations but I wouldn't know because I don't seek it out
>>537401537Fuck you.
>>537401756What potential?
>>537401715
If we aren't back be reset I'm impregnating Koyuki
>>537401705
>>537401624This so fucking much. My oshi in BA would be the best thing that could happen.
is it up yet?
>>537401135this kernel trash never stopped any cheaters in any fucking game where it was implemented. it's just a excuse to put a fist into your anus
>>537401814Childbirthing potential
>>537401737Always liked this image. Damn I'm old.>cock pressed against her tummyCouldn't get away with this today
>>537400880Literally invert the list, the correct list is the inverse of this one.
>>537401930yes
>>537401705Because we love Kokona here.
>>537401715VanillaGODS won, yuritroons and NTRbrowns lost
>>537402032I don't.t. straight white male not a pedophile
>>537402098Yuri is fine.
This is foreshadowing for the Deca vol's ending, where Malkuth after losing the physical battle, resort to hack the Millienium database only to meet with millions of Koyuki spambot
i suddenly regret all the horny posting in my club chat
>>537400756That girl is from his previous work where so he made it look like Kanoe got reicarnated from her.
>>537402226I like gyario
>wake up>game got hacked apparentlyDamn, this is something Koyuki would do
>>537402226nihaha firewall but instead of fire its laughter
>>537401737what did they mean by creating this, back in the day?anyway always like talim
Little pink menace
>still down/bag/ come stroke in the downtime >>>/trash/dft
>>537401737>>537402023>>537402348isn't she like sixteen?WTF you perverts
>>537402348artist's not so thinly veiled fetish
>jeets always get made fun of for their obviously jeet english in speech and in typing>"If we run it through ChatGPT or whatever for correction to make it seem like we're proper English speakers, complete with proper punctuation and capitalization, no one would notice."
>>537402190In a different series but not this one.
>>537402348For me it was the fat blond one
>>537402392I already did it to Plana before sleeping
>>537400068Mitcher is one of the most erotic students in the game though
>>537402472It's fine for Red Winter and Trinity girls at least.
>>537402314>now
>>537402491Fatty in SC? Dunno what you mean. Blond, though--Cassandra? I did like Cassandra
>page 3what killed the hype?
I didn't log in yet today and I didn't do any of the monthly trades. I'm so fucking bricked
>>537402431That one in the pic was 15 (even better).New timeline Talim is 16. I'm not going to get into SC lore so don't ask.
>>537402757Monkey got tired of being laughed at by vanillachads.
>>537402757this guy>>537400880
>>537394884WHY ARE YOU SPAMMING KAN? WHAT THE FUCK IS KAN?
>>537402579Sensei takes priority always, so it wont happen
>>537400880made half-heartedly.
>>537402873Kanny
>woke up>apparently slept past a hack that spammed koyuki everywhereWhat the fuck
>so insecure about his annie may fap fuel he has to pretend to be a chad
where is it
>>537402778none at all? there's still 3 hours to maybe make it. security breach is pretty serious though so it might not be up before the reset
>>537402463roblox face
>>537402392This is extremely fucking gay, bro.
MY FUCKING HEADPATS
>>537400539India should've been nuked ages ago.
>>537400620>>537400752>>537400502isn't the red hair one in love with the blue hair one
>>537402601I used to hat her but now I love her
>>537402976asian women are disgusting
>>537402805It's a shame they made her olderOn the bright side, she now weights even less (lol)
>temporary maintenance>to improve game stability and performancethey're already in damage control mode and lying lmao
>>537402975meant for >>537402809
>>537400587The Wire.
Bu!
>>537403128EN server copy all their patches from jp. all heavy lifting is done by korean codemonkeys for jp server. trannies they can do anything by themselves. so dont expect from the game to up any soon
We hate Koyuki here
>>537403040a Makoto-fag would know very well what is gay
>>537403236did you have a stroke there schizobro
>>537400587Made in Abyss
Remember to always seek forgiveness never permission
>>537403128They always lie about reasons for maintenance, they said the same when rolling was broken.
It's like 1am in Korea, this maintenance will last a long time. Free tenner incoming.
i just woke up on a sunday to play blue archiveI demand 5000 pyros in compensation
>>537403236damn, i should check my messages before posting. What a mess, geez.
>>537403128>meanwhile in KoreaImagine having to get out of bed for this
>>537403285Because Makoto and Makoto Chads hate subhuman FAGGOTS and don't tolerate their faggotry
hiding someone's post is free
>>537402624I don't really remember, it's been years, I just remember there was a blond in SC 4 with a big ass
>>537403420liking makoto literally makes you a faggot though
dont expect anything more than 120 pyros and 60 stamina
AIIIIIIEEEEEMY HEADPATSMY UNUSED STAMINAalready did everything else though lelol
>>537402981Nada. I think so too, they probably won't restore access until after reset so I'm just hoping they'll extend the trade period and do compensations accordingly.
>>537402975Yuritroons are castrated and low-T, NTRbrowns are self hating SEAscum and jeets who are naturally low-T. We don't really have to worry about anything here.
>>537403482t. Hina
>>537400587Gotta be something that fits Blue Archive like the two collabs we hadHatsune Miku had her anniversary just yesterday, maybe rerun it and get us the new Teto too?
>>537403486I expect Arona compensation this time
Why do some artists insist on ruining their own fanart by including non-canon sensei in it?
>>537403536what were you saving for exactly?
Roll when it it's up
>didn't do dailies yet>didn't do pvp attacks yet
>>537403486I expect a free 3* selector ticket
>>537403675Nothing in particular, I'm just lazy and tend to do everything last minute.
What the fuck is happening in the catalog?
>>537403671femseis are worst than students getting fucked by dogs and robots
>>537403627it will be BRS trust me my uncles pet monkey works for nexon
Oh boy it's another Catalog porn spam.Can't get a singular normal day in 4chan.
>>537400587Nanoha please Kim
coom in doomrope in hope
>>537403671All Senseis are based
New thread!>>537400053>>537400053>>537400053
>>537403746Free Koyuki ticket coming up
>>537403773i can respect that
>>537403796Suzumi schizo seething.
>>537403746No fucking way.>>537403486It will be hours down x60 pyros.
>>537403809Why do you have the /vg/ catalog up? It's not a regular board
Makes you wonder how these things react when they exit their homes and see other men
>>537403486>120 pyros and 60 staminathat's good thoughdouble exp is on so any stamina is nice
It's totally over
>>537403809Birthday faggot is still mad that his thread got nuked
>>537397897
>>537403796oh he's MAD mad
You broke the schizo's fragile heart you should be ashamed you guys
>he's still at it
it's funny that a collab with DOA is impossible for this game>half of the characters have the same names>Marie the killer is in college (lmao)
>>537403486if it's up before reset it'll be 120, if not it will be more
>>537404030What if I want to break it even more?
>>537403832>i know azusa like the back of my hand, she'll be back for this little toy that represents some first year psych nonsense>what's that ticking sound?tactical genius lmaoright up there with hanako
>>537403796Suzumi anon justifily got mad because discord thread mafia struck again.
I think we need another Koyuki thread
>the hack was just plastering koyuki's face everywherewhich student wouldve made more impact than koyuki?
>>537404098Honoka is still a JK though
>>537404203no, they're unjustified
>>537400880
>>537401817I wonder If this ever'll make it to the list of most posted images of 4chins
>>537404261no one Koyuki is THE student for this kind of shit
>>537404261>>the hack was just plastering koyuki's face everywhereThey have your login and payment information now.
>>537404313>t. discord thread controlleryou forgot your signature
member when Fuuka's birthday got skipped by downtime? I member
>>537404248Today is Koyuki day after all
Collabs don't belong in BA, leave them for trash, no story mahjong games. Fuck the current ones and all future ones.
>>537404248agreed. this matters more than a shitty birthday
>>537404203I told you everyone would use my thread. No one cares about your boring literally who student
>>537404261>any of the hacker girls>any of the cute girls like ibuki/kokona>any of the teasing girls like mutsuki
>meanwhile in the shittim chest
>>537404203The hack was more interesting than Suzumi, that's it.
>>537403285>gay porn spammed in his trash threadit's not gay bro.
>the most fun thing to happen to Blue Archive in over a year was a hack from a third partyKinda sad
>>537404473That's fine. You are entitled to your shitty opinion, but you don't have to keep repeating it multiple times per thread.
>>537399580is that true? kek that means that he's unironically admitting that he lost and he's switching to futa.
We still not back? This is gonna take a while, isn't it.
>>537403671There is no canon Sensei. Each player is a Sensei.
>>537404203Discord thread mafia isn't real
>>537401582
>>537404410what would I want in some shitty pg-13 shitcord server that doesnt even allow cunny porn?
>>537400539holy fucking shit, I'm sharing a general with gullible retards like these. god i love this place
Wohn
>>537399391This is more like "Get the fuck out of here! Kafka just ended the fucking world! Haul ass!"
Everyone seems to turn into a schizo when it comes to student birthdays. Get fucked.
>>537400539
>>537404564while it's novel for a bit how is it fun compared to playing the game? getting students you want? sexy swimsuit seia? are you just somebody who doesn't play the game at all or what?
>>537404603I don't think they will be back soon. The devs have to find the rca, fix it, create a new build and deploy it.see you tomorrow.
>>537404540Don't try to make me sad
>>537404540nexon you bastards let me visit my daughters...
>>537404523You said we would use your birthday Nonomi thread thoughever. Why are you pretending you made this thread?
>>537404403im not old enough to own credit card yet
How would you react if they gave away a free copy of Koyuki as compensation when maintenance ends?
>>537395151>>537394460To be honest it's fucked up but I don't really care. There's a lot of artists who have drawn fucked up stuff and if I gave a shit about it I'd basically follow nobody.
>>537404843Tomorrow if we're lucky.
>>537399391unwelcome school is panic and chaos, this is more dread and doom
Seia bread will save us
>>537404893I also want to visit my sister daughter wifes...
Qrd on what's happening? Just got home and noticed the game isn't working.
>rare Suzumifag>is completely unhinged That's a bummer, not going to lie
I'm gonna guess it happens because of the web event having steam login and shit
>>537400880I havent done Volume F Chapter 2 (i decided to do all the Time limited events first), and everything after volume F(vol 5, vol 4 chapter 2, vol 1 chapter 3, deca) so I dont know alotI just know that I hate Red Winter.
>>537404918how would you react if they gave away a free copy of yuuka when maintenance ends
>>537401372Shupos are FOTM?
>>537404540that bitch should have given me more purple pulls.
>>537404701saar, you forgot to tell us how it's actually white republican timmies spamming it everywhere constantly and that image is a paki falseflag.
>>537404662Oh it absolutely is. Try making a thread and you'll quickly see how fast they make an alternative thread and mark yours as "wrong">oh your thread was early we won't use it>oh your thread was on time but someone (me) made an early thread so we won't use it>You made a Y character thread, it's still X character's birthday for 30 minutes so we won't use it>You made a X character thread, it's Y character's birthday in 30 minutes so we won't use it
>>537396025what a fucking embarassing reply>hurrrr why do you know who one of the most popular porn artists is
>>537404603It's the middle of the night in Korea, it's not going to be fixed at least until someone wakes up
>>537405000Chaos anon, chaos is what's happening
>>537404958So Hieronymus theme?
since early threads are fine now, is it cool if im baking? found a perfect pic to mark the occasion
>>537401352>Pineapple ass
>>537405000>>537396078
>>537405000someone allegedly hacked onto the game and posted an image where their cafe was filled with koyukis onto the internets. The servers were taken down in response.
>>537404626No, sensei is a gook who refuses to groom himself and dresses like a metrosexualI've read many gushing serenades attesting to this fact, and condemning any sensei who cares about his personal appearance
are the pajeets in the room with us right now?
>>537405158
>>537405061I didn't read any of that
Koyuki should be removed from the game in response.
>>537405283>>537405283>>537405283
QRD on Hina?
>>537405167Mine was filled with Mikus
>>537405236Yeah I know you can't read
>>537405028anyone who includes ibogi anywhere near the top is a subhuman
I'm baking a nonoom thread
>>537405061let me guess, election tourist?
It's Nonomi's BD.
>>537405345This. I only date underaged 15 year olds
>>537405407we already have a thread, stop spamming
Stop making Koyuki threads
im baking seia thread
>>537405228tell us who faked the image, ranjeet.was it timmies, paki, or chinese?
I'm baking Seia bread
>>537405345if it soothes you, I have 0 sexual feelings towards those who look 11 or below. She is just a really cute child who awakens my father instincts.Her and Aris.
>>537405325Cute personality, but one of her arms is a t-rex arm.
>>537405591>>537405591>>537405591
birthday thread>>537405589>>537405589>>537405589
>>537405573>>537405538>>537405602>>537405616We already havea thread, monkey. Fuck off
>>537405567I accept your admission.
>>537405294>>537405602>>537405616>3 cakes
>>537405616I said I was baking a nonomi threadGood job
>>537405616got deleted so fast.
>>537405435Look at what just happened. Early bake no birthday girl. But it's a caba thread so it's the one they will all flock too
alright so it's a janny shitposting
>>537405061its not that we have a mafia, its more like we have 2-3 autistic retards who get very easily offended if their thread isnt choosen. Seiapajeet is one of them (its why 40% of all threads are Seia threads)
>hacked the game>hacked 4chanAlright I'll come back tomorrow
>>537405602>>537405616>deletedIt's over
>>537405670i appreciate you jeets always proving to everybody you're a jeet. you retards really do you think you're fooling humans.
>>537405167If it was just effecting the person doing the hacking they wouldn't have unplugged the serversIt was hitting a ton of people (specifically on the mobile client) and the web popup even got replaced by a random Koyuki youtube channel
this is why you use the other tab
>>537405949keep beliving in your delusions little buddy. I'm sure you'll throw away the rope.
This one for sure>>537405921>>537405921>>537405921
>>537404203Mmmmmm
I will remain here
/bag/ has fallenim just gonna hang out here until the shitposters got bored
>>537406038>saaar, i am not a jeet but saar do the needful. i need to defend pajeets and know it's fake saar. paki falseflag saar. jai hind
Bleak day for BA
>>537406181i don't know what your babble translates to. could you stop typing like a zoomoid?
blue archive has fallenbillions must nihahaha
We could just post Nonomi here.
What the fuck is happening why are there so many threads.
>>537393763mammamia
>>537406465Apparently birthday threads are anon mandated for some reason
>>537406385humans don't defend pajeets, jeet. yes we can tell it's you through the internet even when you call yourself john smith or use chatgpt. >you are schizo! you are zoomer! saar!you don't get it. nobody but others jeets defends your kind. what's fake? based on what. we see the shitted spam everywhere on 4chan you retard subhuman.let me guess you ugly smelly retard it's timmies who do it? not you jeets?
Nothing ever happens
>>537406986What's the source of this
>>537406734lots of schizobabble. as an indian (presumably) i don't know what any of that means :)
>>537406986Source?
>>537406986in english, doc
>>537407137>i'm not a jeet but i like to call people schizo who mention jeets spamming 4chan. why? uhhh.... :)your 76 average iq is showing.
>>537395151i like how anons are so gullible for thinking SEA artists start from drawing moe to, directly, drawing childs and skipping all the degeneracy in-between
>>5374074735 years ago /vg/ was blaming mexicans. 3 years ago /vg/ was blaming trannies. keep being a slave, my dear.
>>537407114>>537407176If you need official statements from nexon, you can wait (lol there won't be any)
>>537407887When was the last time Brazilians were blamed again?
>>537407887>5 years ago /vg/ was blaming mexicans.things that didn't happen>3 years ago /vg/ was blaming trannieswrong by a decadepathetic retard.
>>537395151wouldn't you wake up from that?
>>537408834no
>>537408834She liked it.
>>537405735it could've been a falseflag
I hope the hacker put ~best girl~ inside of everybody's mailbox.
