Dark Skin BAZONGAS Edition>The Deep of Night announced, coming September 11thhttps://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1961066321329652193>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1021>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>537329216
Don't use AI slop for the OP you retarded brown nigger
post gameplay webms
>Generai messed up the threadhonor demands i fall now/vg/ will remember
>>537400031
>>537399883>recluse aislop image>wrong subjectYep, it's a birdjeet thread.
>>537400137is that a death poem
>>537400223LOL
>red bosses don't get staggered by ults in depths modejesus, what is this cancer? imagine how it's gonna be like fighting a red magma wyrm or red death bird
>>537400024>>537400267Artist is da-negi
>>537400031neat little save
just for accusing me of "posting my channel" (im not a streamer) im linking it nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAi6ZnuA0Fc&list=PLPir66DchPuqmP_qxbtxfvlRvncbmkffC&index=1&pp=iAQBnot even going to clear up the google tracking cookies in the url, enjoy.
WHERE ENEMY?
>>537401004Another one for the shittyduck collection.
>>537401004oh no non nonono
>>537401004what the hell happened here
>>537401004gg no idea why the boss wouldn't spawn, its supposed to auto spawn after like 2 minutesI noticed some of the mook wave spawned early so maybe that broke it
Who is the strongest Nightfarers in terms of lore?
>>537401004what a curse run. Second time now this bug happen with nox city shifting earth for me.
which do you guys think will happen>Depths modes difficulty was overhyped and its actually as easy as base game because of new weapon effects or undatamined gimmicks>Depths mode is actually cancer difficulty and sparks up the "FS games need a le easy mode", "Wowwwww 30 second long boss combos only to get 1 hit woow", and "This mode is acktually overtuned can we get a nerf fromsoft" debate spam
>>537401004also sorry i got D/C'd and then when loading in my game CTD'd so I had to load in again. and then before going into nok I didn't realize how late it was getting, so I had to go give my grandmother two shots. >>537401087>>537401062>>537401115The enemies/boss didn't spawn even on the force spawn timer wtf
>>537401062>>537401087>>537401115Boss wouldn't spawn so we killed ourselves
>>537401275>>537401203probably missed a shitter enemy that went outside the ring
>>537401181I think most normies are already weeded out so we won't see people screaming about the difficulty, but we also have people in here having a melty over ED Libra, so maybe I'm wrong
>>537401350This. We need a webm of you running around the arena.
>>537401604We did. All three of us ran around, I spammed lock on while running around, we ran far outside, used all of our estus searching. Nothing. It may've yeeted itself off a cliff or something and fucked it up. Who knows.
>>537401004I bet you guys went to go attack the hippo in the ravine
>>537401181>500% more enemy damageI'm sure it'll be fine.
>>537401604We spent over 6 minutes running around lol
>>537401789we did notwe went from nok as the circle was closing in on us directly to the middle
>>537401141raider, he is there for fun
>>537400309Lol
>>537401181I predict ill be posting this a lot
>>537399883You realize Recluse isn't a titty monster right? She has like...Modest C/B cups but her posture and clothing accentuate them. Everybody thinks she's Sorceress from Dragon's Crown but she simply isn't.
>>537401846>>537401181I can foresee the seething even now
>>537401181i think anyone who cannot beat a run hitless will think it's unfun, it's just a lazy deal less damage and receive more damage "update"
>>537401181depths mode is just more enemy damage and health, nothing new, it will be fucked up
>regular enemies get triple health and only give 1.5x the runesSo we just don't hit level 15 then?
>>537401141Raider.
>>537402414>>537402393Aren't the red weapons supposed to have special effects? That's why they have drawbacks now
>>537401846Even with successive attacks with 60% damage reduction you'd be taking double damage.... probably barely survivable, but it's dodge or die.
>>537402362Still hot tho.
>>537401275that almost happened to me last night! I was playing solo going for cali and was supposed to get death rite shitbird, i went out and in the circle until it spawned
>>537401141This picture is kinda hot, I wish Malenia would flip me off
>>537402548just immortal through it
>>537402906That's 15s on like a 2 minute cooldown without recharge on kills.
>half an hour of waiting to get summoned while I browse and watch youtube>host gets themselves killed while I solve the captchaI fucking hate everything
Why would you ever take a red weapon with a drawback when you could just not have drawbacks and get a purple or legendary??? Especially in the one shot battle of attrition mode
>>537402645Lmao it worked, that's not Miquella, that's Apollo and they blocked me for saying that it looked like Miquella
>>537402523red weapons will have two positive effects with purple or legendary level tiers and one negativeyou can also find blue weapons with two positives one negative but they have the usual weaker version, but that's itthe new relics are the biggest difference because you get more skill effects like the duchess restage gives iframes or faith instead of int, but overall it's just different numbers not much gameplay difference
>>537403096Do you like this irl and delay the third iteration of a main game for its shitty spin offs?
gg zero down goat
>>537403207inb4 amazing effect combos such as>Improved deathblight resistance>Improved magic damage negation>Frostbite buildup while moving
>>537401181there won’t be a nerf cuz depth was clearly made for rape and torture enjoyers
2/3 for ED LIBRA
>>537403306fourth
>>537404259>'e saved the thumbnailpoint and laugh
>>537400137Oh I never noticed that the armor is the same thing that Miquella does
GG also Godskin swaddling cloth was op for me with 3x full hp dmg neg
>>537404560gg fellas
ongbal better do all the hitless videos again with the depth 5 versions otherwise he's a poserlet me reddit her needs to do it too
>>537404724he's so cool
Do deep of night status effects get boosted too because I can think of a few enemies that sound genuinely unkillable in that case. Unless you have an entire inventory of purple damage negation
>>537401141Either Raider (pirate king, beats the fuck out of tree spirit) or Recluse (birdicide witch forgot birth control)
>>537404560>>537404709gg
>>537400223
>>537401495If I can't trade any more with Raider I will have a melty
>>537403149well you fooled me yesterday, i thought it was miquer
>>537400031Bird bro
>>537400031be spammin a few
>>537405313never realized how well my stam to others but not self actually impacts others,you have any other stam regen or was that it ?
>>537401004>Shiftyduck throwing more matches
>>537403632it's not "while moving", it's "while not at max hp"
>>537405180>>537405426cute and canon
>finally get another coop session>let me solo her (actual, least seems to be)fuck it im going to touch grass
>>537405426she just keeps getting downed...
>>537406493rev is so lucky...
>>537406295ah, yes the man who ruined ER discussion for months for doing sonething to one boss what many players have done to the whole game for years
well I admit i've not seen that happen before, in person. he died.
do i q for everything or specific
>>537400641depths never sounded like something fun. There are two good things about them:>respec relics>not knowing the final boss
>>537406794what do you do to avoid this
uhhh... bros??
geegactually finished the match this time
>>537407052roll the teleport explosion and then run away from the turret that you should be able to hear coming
>>537406295>>537406772Saw his stream onceHe isn't even that good on average just learnt one boss and grinded it out. Even worst /erg/ player could do the same if they wanted to.
>>537407161gg very nice dragon clear
>>537406978>GuardianLance>RecluseHBG>DuchessDB>Revenant???
>>537407245lmsh was an erg players
>>537407052Not throw the spell out when you know he is about to teleport.
>>537407542meant to say: player, obviously
>>537407245i wouldn't even mind if he sucks, if only people would stop trying to sell me his merch, as soon as he got popular on reddit he tried to cash in, ER's popularity brought a lot of shitty people, like those greedy cunts who were selling runes for irl money or crappy mods made with someone else's assets
>>537406772Weirdest part is he was imitating some guy on /v/ who was doing it. Ecelebs are a cancer.
>>537407052idk lol he checkmated every corner there
>>537407161>>537407309wpgg
>>537407729agree honestly, no one sent me a sword for beating her at low level.
gg super goat. we melted the fuck outta him.
>>537406978I used to be a big monhun fan, then motld and milds came out
>>537404259That was an amazingly fast ED LIBRA kill. GG bros.
>>537405615wow that's the smartest guardian player I've seen all week, carrying a bloody helice (doesn't scale so well with his stats but the bleed buildup is too good to ignore) instead of some shitty halberd. I always try to ping colossals or ultra greatswords if I have a guardian teammate, but they always ignore them and instead run around with a swordspear or ripple halberd (2 of the worst weapons for guardian but also 2 of the most common in his loot pool)
>>537407378>revenanthunting horn
>>537406794maaan, imagine if instead of this crap we got a libra with enhanced moves, actually fair deals and only summoned once, the normal fight was so fun, this is just mimic shit
executor with suncatcher out has less iframes than guardian roll but it still feels easier to dodge stuff with it, i dont know why
>>537404259here you go
Someone badly explain Libra's lore
>>537410142read the talmud and you'll understand
>>537410142Libra is the brother of the Opera of Kos(m), but lorefags have yet to reach this conclusion.
>>537410142demons are constellations
>>537410142goat is jew god, weak to holy (christianity) and madness (anarchy, no sheep to manipulate), makes shitty deals and has access to a legion of homegrown trannies
>>537410142He has OCD and keeps trying to even out his nails but overcomensating and having to adjust the other side until he decides he has to blow up the earth
>>537410142He's the one who started the whole Night thing to balance Nothing and Something and who keeps the Wylder timeloop spinning.
>>537410546He was Hegelian?
>>537406794
>>537400031revvy fist as sub res weapon will be mandatory in depth mode.
>>537407879lmao
horse and gape on wednesday?
>>537410994i sure hope so, i could use some gg horse
>>537401141Strongest how? Physically or in general? Latter is Wylder former is Raider
>>537410879I'm never dropping my fists. You're going to have to find revenant corpses.
>>537400031last one
>>537410726I think he's just autistic and more effected with the Three Fingers than he anticipated when he tried balancing it the Golden Order stuff.
>>537401181I don’t see why both can’t happen>>537402362She’s definitely one compared to the others so meh.>>537406295Sorry to hear that you should probably wash yourself from being in proximity to that jeeter
>>537411207That's pretty common.
geeglibra didn't even know what hit em'
/erg/, I have a confession to make, I've been unfaithful. I recently started playing Deadlock again. Both Nightreign and Deadlock games last about 40 minutes, which I think is a good amount of time, and Deadlock recently added 6 new heroes. I'm sorry...
>>537410142Who cares you faggot you fuck off >>537407542Sounds like cope>>537408515>Inused to be a big monhun fanSorry to hear that
oh my fucking god why is elden ring matchmaking still so fucking BAD summon me already.
>>537411551GGMy only wish that run was, if only I checked the shop back at castle, would've had golden vyke spear. Also eventual greatness is a scam it seems because we killed him faster than that could even take effect.
>>537400554>>537401181>>537403096>>537403149>>537404517>>537405180>>537405426>>537406253>>537406493>>537406743Damn. I have the aching suspicion that they’re big fans of BWC…
>>537400031>Aura farming? Not on my watch.>>537406019I don't think I had any stamina buffs other than the passives from loot orbs
>>537411576Geez, who shit in your cereal?
>>537411267>doing the cool guy walk but actually looking backtisk tisk
why do people draw aggro while you're parryingone more
>>537411781he kinda exploded. eventual greatness is usually an okay pick for libra, but sometimes you get a comp that just kinda puts him in a blender.
what a rape gg libra
>>537409650Thank you.>>537404259Another fast kill. GG
>>537412665gg libra, didn't even notice the utmost strengthmelted him so fast goat didn't even have time for the challenge curse
>>537410879Reviving me with my own claws...
I have been neglecting my hygiene during the summer due to depression and i feel embarrassed about having to show myself to the world tomorrow
>>537413031Are you even a revenant if you gave up on the weapon that is magically bound to you?
>>537413482idc
>>537413482thats been me for 7? years and I don't give a fuck what people think anymore.
micker on vacation... https://files.catbox.moe/0awpmg.png
>>537413482Going back to university tomorrow?
>>537413547their moveset is boring
>>537413797Yes
>>537413934Me too, buddy.
>>537413482>>537413797>>537413934>>537414184>we have debtslavecucks posting hereThat explains so much actually.
>>537411569youre gross and your taste in games is bad
>>537414402University is free for me though
>>537413547>not dropping it for a passive, 5 seals + a good weapontell me you don't main rev without telling me you don't main rev
>>537413482Your main?
>>537407379>>537407626>>537408174>>537408549>>537408990>>537411569>>537411813
>>537414402I'm a scientist getting paid. Technically summer was just my work from home period.
>>537413774Did you prompt that? If so, got any love for the other Miyazaki boys?
>>537414579have you figured out the universe is consciousness imagining itself yet or still 100 years out?also dark matter is a cope for bad math.
>>537414558Raider
which law of the universe causes all IRL friends to be automatically bad at nightrein
>>537412665>>537412778>>537412639Here is the Libra rape.7 evergaols btwhere is a better quality video:https://gofile.io/d/3bUp4b
>>537414679Yeah i did. I think miquella is the cutest but If someone has a request for another character or scene i usually do it
>>537414579Wait, so you lecture debtcucks? That's almost as bad
>>537413774chest should be flat and the dick bigger
>>537414939How about Gwyndolin at the beach at night?
>>537401181I suspect it'll be like latter everdarks. Retards who don't know how to build right get oneshotted and lose the dps checks, everyone else will do fine (actually they'll do even better because they won't get matched up with the retards).
>>537414921rivers of blood is so good for the little fuckers
I like women.
>>537403149Who the ruck is apolloAs in the godBecause that’s definitely just Miquella
gg goat
>>537415969gg and damn I really hate moon recluse sniper.
>>537408990Sex.
>>537416087sry
>>537416150np just a matter of luck, if recluse use bleed build then it easy as hell.
I think I just narrowly avoided being mauled by a grizzly bear. I’m never going on mid day strolls through the woods again.
>>537412041that was my first ever triple duchess match and i needed to see the look on their faces lol spent 10 min. wailing on that mouth
>>537416339idc
>>537416339Childrens fables are all DONT GO IN THE FUCKIN WOODS for a reason anon
>>537416339just use sleep pots wait in real life? just live in a place where woods don't have fucking bears lol. or take a gun with you.
so when is tarnished edition coming out? i refuse to play shitereign and i crave some new elden ring.
Bros... I'm starting to like the solo mode...
>>537415492i would but there unfortunately doesn't seem to exist any gwyndolin character loras for illustrious
When am I supposed to madness Libra and is it even viable to try to do it more than once in a fight if I'm the only one with a madness spell I have no idea how many hits it takes and the madness spells are slow
>>537416339If you ever find yourself face to face with one again don't try to run. Remember the old addage>If its black, fight back>If its brown, lie down>If its white, say good night
Give me the halberd what do you not understand
>>537417406Takes 3 or 4 casts of the flame of frenzyDont do it when he is doing the phase transition or summoning as he gets hyper-armour
queueing now. new name, new me.
>>537411813Apollo???
>>537417165Your "new elden ring" consists of new horse armor and weapon skins lmao enjoy gaijin
>>537417406everyone gets madness on hit when he 'preaches madness', so procs are viable
>>537401181People who'd complain will get stuck at depth 1 or 2 anyway so it won't matter. Depth 5 will be all god gamers with a ball busting fetish and a lot of time to waste on 80+ minute runs.
>>537417678yeah.... bandai is going to milk the shit out of elden ring in the worst way possible until they can get fromsoft to make elden ring 2
>>537417915>>537417406he also goes madness mode when he's stance broken
At what moment is the rarity of a sorcerer's rise loot decided? When you open it? Or as soon as the expedition starts?
>>537418341as soon as the expedition starts. If you get high enough or use a jump well you can see the little loot orb at the top of the tower.
0 negation at all that runawful fight
>>537418341you can peek through the windows and see the rarity before you open it
queuing for everything 1/3
GG Goat exe/recluse
glad we lostblocked that guy
queuing for nothing 0/3
>>537418341the rise is the only place where you dont want to see a purple orb, i dont want a fucking ancestral infant head or a lightning cracked tear
queuing for everything 1/∞
>>537418907hey uh.... names?
>>537418518>>537418543thanks, I was hoping I could improve my chances of a purple staff, that's a pity
>>537411353>She’s definitely one compared to the others so meh.Nope. Her model is standard, they simply put her in a cleavage displaying dress and made her shove 'em forwards.
>>537419296I love boobies
>>537417165>supporting greedtendo
>>537419414Me too but you're getting memed on. Her proportions are standard tier. Shame zullie is such a fragile troon retard. I had to click on bluesky to get this screengrab.
>>537402362The model might have modest breasts when you take it apart, but the way her model is arranged is meant to be as is for your eyes.So she does have large beautiful breasts and your cope is just that, cope.
>>537420013isnt it coming on pc aswell?
>>537417321its comfy and you dont have to compromise your routing for teammates. even when you eat shit to the same field boss 5 times in a row its still easy to end at level 15 with a good purple.
>>537420013They're gonna let you upgrade ER for PC to Tarnished Edition retard. >>537420105Drawing them as enormous hangers is simply off model nonsense. She should have rockin tits but she's not fuckin' Hitomi
no one is playing nightreign because these ED's are pure ass
>>537420059my day is ruined
>>537420059>dat filenamerent free
>>537420059Zullie is not a troon.
I kinda regret stopping playing before second bunch of hard nightlords, but even now don't have a timePlease, tell meHow is the dog? It's the one I was hype for the most
>>537420797Yes he is. He even crowdfunded SRS which has now had complications and now he's begtging for more donos to cope with having surgically mutilated himself. We are unironically in the "Zullie joins the 41% soon" timeline.
Straight up never playing in american hours again
>>537420668was he fucking with them or just waiting for his ult to charge?
>>537420915good. i really liked dog. good difficulty, moves are all readable and you know what he's gonna do.
gg exec and recluse, fun run
>>537420992She did not crowdfund for SRS. She had to get throat surgery. You have no idea what you're talking about.Zullie is female and said so in /dsg/, you retarded newfag.
>>537421428gg
>>537421454i was wondering what the real story was. sounds like /erg/ kneels to zullie once again
>>537421069idkwe were sucking up a storm though so either would've been fair play
>>537421454>Zullie is femaleNope. >Zullie is female and said so in /dsg/, you retarded newfag.Anon, I'm as OG to the Fromsoft Generals as Zullie. I was in those fightclub cosplay events. Zullie is a troon and I wouldn't even put it past him to pretend to have a throat thing and then get some vocal surgery to help with passing.
>erg dead except for the ED's which suck ass this week>randos insufferable as usual>not enough time before silksong comes out to start a new game now what
>>537421454/pol/cels refuse to believe women would take an interest in these games so they force themselves to believe all of them are actually trans, it's kinda sad but mostly just annoying
>>537421819playing in a fight club even doesnt give you cred to just spew crazy rumors. you sound autistic.
>>537421819>I was in those fight club cosplay eventsProof?
>lvl 13>everyone s actually attacking the boss>win easilyShocking, maybe having 20 minute nightlord fights where someones halfway across the map isn't the right play
sorry forgot to pick up my runes after greeding in the rain
>>537422083but did you kill mimics or just ignored them? cause figjting them is what drags on the fight until everyone is 3 bars
gg ez libra
>>537414921Brutal
>>537421990>Deeply involved in coding and hacking community for Fromsoft ARPGs>Also hung out on 4chan for a long time>Has now fled to bluesky because he's a fragile commie/pedo like all bsky usersThe odds of this profile being a woman PALE in comparison to the troon option.>>537422027We've been watching him for years. Zullie never provided reasonable proof for his claims and as such must be assumed to be male. >>537422036I think I still have my Gladiator build on my PS3 but I don't feel like hooking it up and it would prove nothing unless somebody also had corroborating footage of me playing in that event using him.
gg ironeye wylder
>>537413774< angy gamer rage micker
>>537422471zullie said shes a girl so shes probably a girl lol
it's a autistic faggots fell for Zullie not being a tranny thread
>>537422606holy fuck dude all of these images are pure dogshit. knock it off
>>537422606hot i love your style
>>537421454adams apple removal
>>537422696lmao, unfortunately no. The profile fits an autistic male [the intended target of the troon virus] and plaintext assertions don't count for anything. With no proof, Zullie is a male.
>>537421990No you dont understand, if a woman likes coding and video games but I'm still an incel, that means its my fault! And that cant be it, so Zullie must be a tranny! All women are trannies!! There's no women here, anyone who isnt as insufferable as me is a tranny, or else my entire worldview crumbles!
>>537422471proved my point, bravo
>>537423020Anon, my wife loves games and is an amateur web developer and python coder. Zullie is a troonie.
>>537422696Zullie is trans. MTF post-op.
>>537423146asians and indians don't count
>>537420668>>537421069>>537421731Having played a bunch with him I assume he was probably just fed up with you AND needing to charge his ult
>>537423317i've played with practice quite a bit and i've never seen him do any of this shit lmao
>team runs across the map to do a sorcerer’s rise so I afk>they only complete one field boss the entire day 2 >as in, not one field boss and other mini camps >they completed nothing at all on day 2 but one rise and one boss The depth’s needs to come out asap
>>537422471>can't provide proof of being in the fight clubsGuess you're a liar then.>>537423281Those medical expenses were for the throat surgery, moron. >>537421454
>>537423304She's blonde+blue and has DD tits so cope. She bears a striking resemblance to Jessica McCarney. Right now she's out buying some more weed and ingredients for her famous shrimp and tomatoes baked orzo. And no I won't provide real proof. I don't believe in taking pics or sharing pics of myself or loved ones to pwn retards
Fucking insane to think niggers in this general don't conclusively know Zullie is a standard compsci women avatar using knee sock wearing tranny.
>>537423417I think you misunderstand, he's good and has great awareness most of the time so probably just didn't think it'd be a great idea to shoot little pussy arrows into 2bars and risk getting offscreened when he could just kite and blast ult when it was ready
And then I said bird up.Just had to be there bro, just had to be there.
H-HAYAIHE'S FAST
>>537418950>dont want a fucking ancestral infant headWhy not? It shits on libra condemned and any fat field boss
>>537423597it's alright anon there's just one retard disagreeing with you
>>537423281Boob jobs cost like half that, I know because I've bought them for a trans friend before. That was for an actual medical episode.
>>537423585>no I won't provide real proof. I don't believe in taking pics or sharing pics of myself or loved ones to pwn retardsIKTF. I don't post proof I'm a multimillionaire playboy philanthropist with an 8 in hanger either.
The Raider FEARS the church rat.
GGalso lmfao sorry ironeye I ran out of FP as you were like 1% away from being ressed
Dragon down. GG Rev/Ironeye.
>>537423894Schizo, if I posted my hands every time someone called me brown to prove them wrong, every thread would be like 80% hands posts. People dont bother proving anything to you because it wouldnt convince you and it wouldnt matter anyways.
>>537423894Sorry you're jealous and coping anon. I literally get nothing but satisfaction from posting true facts and getting doubted by copers. It's genuinely hilarious. I get nothing from telling a lie about this. It's simply true. Imagine how pathetic I'd have to be to make shit up like that.
>>537423317>>537423417>not pictured>us both downing to rain of arrows and him rez'ing us with ult 1s before webm starts
>>537423585and she also tends to disappear when you take your meds
>>537423989kek
crab and flesh dont stack onionbro
>>537424170>>537423989to be fair, church start is nice but the rats suck and farming elsewhere is kind of annoying. Still worth it for the flask but still
>>537424058>>537424068then don't bring up your bombshell unicorn wifetits or gtfo
*stancebreaks you*
So many new names today. What happened?
>>537424329Or maybe just get over it?
>>537424271They were referring to that webm of a raider dying to one hit vs a church rat in depths 5 im pretty sure
>>537424343those don't stack...
>>537424329I can bring up anybody I want. A coping retarded faggot was claiming my assertions regarding Troonie the Bitch were based in inceldom and distorted worldviews. He was pretty much as wrong as it's possible to be so I told him so.
>>537424362More people bought the game. Make your gg posts after the game and see if they reply, if they do you'll know it's not a password leak. This general has been expanding a bit lately.
>>537424362I shared the password on Fextra
>>537424362it's happening.
>>537424218>I've been using all three in a row every game since the startGod fucking damnit.
>>537424672>did this EVERY game>never watched his status effect icons overwriting instead of stacking
>>537424672Same stacking rules as ER bro.
>>537424343look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power
>>537424739wait, there are icons for status effects?
>537424813weak bait
>>537424503faggot!!!
>>537424813NR even has icons for elemental weapon buffs, just look at the screen bro
>>537424813Watch the webm anon. They're right there by the HP bar
terr why do you never skip the opening cutscene
does defeating enemies restore ult bar make executor ult last longer if you kill lots of enemies?
>>537424739I never did, sorry>>537424781I didn't learn those because I never really used buffs, especially consumables, other than sometimes bloodboil. I'll hopefully keep that in mind.
queue is dead...goodbye
>>537423832what about bottom surgery
>>5374252302/3nigger
>>537424932yeah, they still don't stack
>>537425225Open ya damn eyes boy! At least you know now.
>>537425336Vaginoplasty costs like $30k, so still not the right amount for that either. Seeing someone has a medical bill and immediately assuming it must be srs with no other information is mental illness.
>>537424362i changed my name so im not really new but may appear new>captcha 0YW0Yoy vey
>>5374253641/3
>>537420059It's really not important how big a woman's boobs are
>want to do a pyromancy run in ER>realise it's effectively just catch flame until mountaintops>then straight to fire giantyeah no
>>537426163It is when you're trying to avoid making low quality off model art. The OP is pure goon material [and that's ok] but I see "serious" art also massively exaggerating her proportions.
>>537426163agreed...the lower body is more important!
>>537426185If you just want fire spells, there are a bunch of good ones available for mountaintops. Black Flame/Scouring Black Flame, Aspect of the Crucible: Breath, Frenzied Burst, Flame of Frenzy, etc.
Does Last Rites do extra damage to condemned Ironeye?
>>537423794I shouldn't let them speak for everyone here, you're right
>>537426720stop.
I thought we were fighting libra not ice dragon
tfw they kill your dog, the tard dragon keeps getting food poisoning, the moth's bodyguard is named 'fart', the jellyfish drops 3 Yhormslayers, the goat keeps selling armaments and flasks to your enemies, the centaur slices off the night arm you gave him and the dragon ordered her ice armor from temu
>>537427094kek, being wyldernightmankino is suffering
If you stagger a boss in Elden Ring do you have enough time to apply Chilling Mist before riposting?
>>537427264Sometimes.
>>537426696I wanted to stick to pure pyro, so really giantsflame incants and the 2 uncategorised ones (catch flame & fireball).I still killed Godrick and Radhan since it only takes like an hour to setup and start blasting but that's enough for me.
>>537399883POST BUTT
>>537427390>2 flasks leftclassic bird
>>537427073I did this recently. I was sure it's a Libra expedition, used the crater to upgrade zamor ice storm staff to legendary, happy that I will have a good AoE, stacked holy defense, then realized it's a Caligo fight as she spawned
wait who is everyone queueing for here actually
ngl bros the new shinobi game looks a little middy
>>537427264It depends on the boss, but you can definitely do it while they're getting up after the riposte.The extra damage from the frostbite defense reduction really won't make a big difference for the riposte anyway.But really, chilling mist is super easy to weave in, why would you specifically want to do it before a riposte?
>>537427390i ate shit trying to keep up with the boss constantly
>>537427492>>537427390If you have any flasks left by the end of the nightlord you wasted them.
>>537427390ggs
>>537427596Mostly ED Libra and Heolster, sometimes ED Caligo
>>537427629my main weapon wont have frost
>>537427643Its okay babybird just get casting gives dmg neg and your life will get easier I promiseAlso you were holding onto that flame give me strength all game weren't you ...
>start new save>rush through limgrave>get medallion half>go to the caelid warp>cheese cavalry>go to big dragon with bleed weapon>kill him>get to like level 60>get medallion half>do the skip to get to raya >do whatever I want there >go to leyndell >get whatever I need form there>farm the game for stones to get whatever weapon I want to almost max level and get more estus flask and level estus up and also get good physick tears>warp back to the grace near varreIt's now time to play
>>537427596Everything but Libra
>>537428060this is why you play with randomizer
>>537428060whats the cavalry cheese?
>>537427596everyone but everdarks
>>537427848that doesn't really change anything, use it and proc asap then switch to your main weapon, or just use frost pots
>>537428134What does randomizer do to help? Plus sometimes you just want to play to use a specific build
>>537428060This but do it once on release week as Deprived without choosing levels and just back up the save so you can skip doing it every time u want to play
>>537428060soulless youtube meta slop
>>537428148just keeps messing around near the bridge until it jumps off for easy 60-70k souls
>>537428312fuck you
Queue city goat you fucks
>>537428060>farming stonesdisgusting+6 somber or +20 smithing is more than enough to start any build+9 somber if you care to do the volcanor manor skip
>>537425410proof or shush
>>537428148>>537428312If you have some stealth you can reliably use 3 kukris to force it to jump off, look it up.You can also make the Greyl in Caelid t-pose to death on the tree, and when you kill Greyoll you might as well pre-soften up the putrid avatar (surely you don't die to an avatar right?), pop a gold foot as you kill greyoll then finish off the avatar for massive runes.While at it go parry DTS off the cliff.if you gonna cheese, cheese hard
>>537428952videos for all of this
>>537428224if you keep it so key items are in random key item locations along the main path and not in random caves randomizer runs are usually much quicker than base game runs because you get strong items and upgrade materials much earlier from random items laying around and enemy drops. it's also nice to break the monotony of playing similar runs of base game because you get a vastly different experience each time depending on enemies and items replaced and you have a good opportunity to try out weapons and builds you might not normally ever try depending on the weapons you find around the start of the run
>>537428952and also get the golem archer to stagger the BBH in Dragonbarrow then ripsote him off the cliff
kino lightning stake at every condemned spawn
>>537429184if you can't even find that, you're a lost cause
>>537429229that's harder than just standing above him and spamming poison mist
>>537424968im alt tabbed out
ehm, i had a lightning weapon so. basically. that stake was all me. ggs
>>537429283videos please
I know this guy has poison mist cheese but i love doing this one
>>537429184Night cavalryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxRbl089pY0Greyl tposehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mgnwVJ4W7A>putrid avatar & greyollno trick to show, just fight the avatar to near death, bleed greyoll, pop a foot then finish off the avataryou can also just abuse the greyoll slow death to farm infinite runes but that's an exploit>DTShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut0rIkd_j-Ithis video staggers manually but you can also parry him, either works>Bellbearing hunterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz0qel1nZnwAlso in general you can watch the some of bingo videos, people basically rush an early game build>>537429327yeah but the archer method takes no gear and is faster
I blame the loli.
>>537429906thanks, cuck, you can have your wife back
>>537429906Also obviously get all 5 gold feet in limgrave for these kills
>>537430062I blame the archer with a magic bow
>>537430062>>537430209names?
>>537430149remember the rules son, if you fuck your mom you gotta clean her up before giving her back
It is so fucking hard to get the element you want. This is why I stopped playing recluse in the first place.
>>537429906based bingo enjoyer
>>537430398disco ball
Libra teleported on me from off screen and I kinda jobbed, sorry anons
>>537430398don't worry about the skill, spam harder
>>537430398 jump attacks that have different elements on each of the weapons make it basically impossible to get a specific element kek
>>537430527
I want to hug everybody
Haven't seen a tierlist posted in a long time. Looks like they got banned.
gg goat, pretty nice runwe also got 4 drops from the frenzy flame ( guess it respawned them on day 2 ? ) which was sweet
>>537419414Why
>people are too busy playing the game to shitpostyawn
>>537432867Dont worry anon I got you covered, 100% realS-Tier - Me C-Tier - Everyone not me or youF-Tier - You
>>537433306YES I finally made C-Tierbrb calling my mom
black nigger blade holy fuck
>>537430398as long as i can get lightning from somewhere, i'm happy as recluse. i had a goat earlier that when literally no one has lightning for him, so no condemned nukes. things snowballed out of control pretty badly.>>537432995yeah that was a pretty fun run, gg. first time i've seen that loot respawn, was a real nice surprise
>>537433018what kind of answer do you want?
>>537433306>finally in C tierYEeeeeess!!
>>537433839Idk
blud got that square jaw doe
duchess stinks good
Sorry duchess my shit was trash and I wa playing like trash
>>537418227Sad but true.>>537419296I doubt that’s the case.
even doe theres dozens of us
>>537434456See>>537420059
>>537433837>>537434074>>537434492shut the fuck up
2/3 my dear trans queens
If the upcoming DLC/Hard mode update does not bring relic crafting and/or extremely good guaranteed relics, I'm going to CE myself some relics, thinking about relic combinations rn
>>537434525ggs
>>537418227>>537434456Bandai doesn't own Elden Ring. Fromsoft does. They bought it.
>>537433837o algo is portuguese not spanish o algo
Why does this guy keep qutting
yys feet x nora feet x gemmy feet x zullie feet x varreslut feet x lero sister feet x neko paws x sycjs feet x gemmy clone feet x vrchat 'maru feet x pmask tarnished feet x miquella goonette feet x neko clone paws x big black kino
Post lewd duchess art please, preferably with legs and/or feet visible
>>537430385Kek>>537427614No one knows what you’re talking about>>537427264I fuck girls who look like that
>>537420261Thats ducking dumb and stupid>>537421874Don't play shitdong pretty simple>>537421454>>537421990/dsg/troon posts
>>537434842sludge merchant? I think hes just bad
'rass it up just 'rass it up
>>537434789fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>537435301gonna need to see xer feet to form my opinions
>>537435301is this pic ironic or serious
ED Libra is actual cock and ball torture with randoms. Terrible.
>>537435301
>>537435572considering gr*** it probably is
>>537422696>>537423146>>537423585>>537423894>>537424058>>537424068>>537426163What’s the point in brazenly lying like this
What Dark Souls 3 build should I do? (I'm playing seamless co-op with my Discord Kitten.)
>summons 6 guys>2 ironeyes with cannons and 2 wylders with greatbows>so basically each with literally invisible projectiles that take more than 50% of your hpgood designed fight
>>537434789getting ready to fire up those proxies eh?
>>537434842you wanted to fight a red magma wyrm while I still had a white weapon and the duchess was nowhere to be seen, I'm not gonna waste my time playing with shitters, and it looks like I wasn't wrong since you lost that game anyway
>>537435461>>537435572>>537435646dont make fun of xher chud xe has 4k hours across souls pvp and can easily beat you 1v1 (even doe godmask neg diffs)
>>537428060I've been doing a long play in Elden Ring where I clear each zone before moving onto the next and even then It's impossible to know where I should have actually routed. I'm one-shotting bosses in Weeping and I haven't even been anywhere else yet. Like seriously some Catacombs have 5khp then the one right next door has 2khp. Makes no sense.
>>537435965dark pyromancer, main stats: INT, FTH, VIGweapons: pyromancy flame, crystal chime (regular miracles/sorceries), izalith staff (dark sorceries), caitha's chime (dark miracles), onyx blade (melee)gear: blindfold mask (+dark damage), darkclutch ring
>>537435971I mean we had two people with RoB it should not have been an issue. Not sure what happened there.Personally I'm sick of Ironeyes playing kite the goat for 30 minutes instead of trying to revive. Just take a dive, man.
>doing ED libra with randoms, a revenant and an executor>they both seem to be doing alright, maybe two downs total going into the third night and neither really mattered>revenant goes down about 20 seconds in and immediately leaves the game>executor and I stick it out but eventually lose when the boss is around 60%>executor had no fucking items, a +1 nagakiba from the rot fort at the very end of the match, a dragon katana with item discovery and the unupgraded starter weapon>revenant had fantastic items with good spells and a ton of stacked incantation damageDid I just get very high effort trolled?
>>537436357the revenant was probably just bad at the game and got embarrassed. relatable.
>>537436026Lmao you’re a faggot
>>537436339I would have definitely died trying to res 2 three bars. Kiting at least there was a chance to win + to farm for the ultimate.
>>537436032now post OnlyWaifu, the objective and most intelligent source for all things elden ring pvp. Xhe is so powerful
>>537417516>>If its white, say good nightBased whitey getting the coolest saying
>>537416339stay safe anon
>>537427264What anime is this? Is there sex in it?
free run. marais dupe just made it even easier gg duchess executor
sane ryan's NR streams are something else, I can't stop watching this dumpster fire
>>537436674The Wylder was only at two bars. I mean from a raw tactical choice you're correct, but personally I will try for hail mary revives over having people lying on the floor being bored, but that might just be me.
>>537416339yeah run off back home pussy
>>537435120>troon merchantDon't care + deserved.
>>537416339I hate bears.
>>537435965just got done playing a faith build and it was a lot of fun
>>537437058gg duchesses
>>537437181Ah, yeah, maybe should have tried to revive Wylder then. I was not sure if he was 2 or 3 bars since so much shit was happening, plus the bars overlapped somewhat on my screen I think. Both whatever choices, so who knows how that would have gone maybe better, maybe would have died sooner. That run was kind of disaster starting from the castle rooftop fight anyway.
>>537437116the meltdowns are funny and he's so shit at the game it's kind of insane but 99% of it is just mediocre silent gameplay
>>537437116is he jobbing as guardian and blaming his teammates again?
>>537436303i haven't played ds3 in ages but isn't int/fth with minimal str/dex and dark infused weapon strictly better than a quality, str or dex build even if you don't use spells?
>>537437116I watched it for a bit and it must be said playing with randoms hasn't taught him much about the game. Like yeah he knows elden ring and souls but the fortnite ring is missed upon him
>>537437820the decision making is baffling. It looks like he's getting completely random stuff, typically the worst option possible>>537437827this time as Wylder
A corpse is talking.
>>537438010I hate those gravity sorcerors so much it's unreal
>>537438142sorry can you repeat that in english i don't understand
>>537437853it depends. you will have higher ar, but your damage is split across multiple types so resistances will reduce it more than pure physical builds so it's not much more effective than pure melee. you also have more limited weapon choices because they need lower stat requirements. what the sweatlords do is keep a dark/chaos weapon for critical hits because pure ar is more important for crits due to the way resistance works.
should you give sonaf to recluse if shes on the team?
>>537434842red boss on day 1 = i alt f4follow bird pings, you need us
>>537438010ijbol! buddy sniped!
>>537438282The translation is in the post
which nightfarers will result in me being silently judged by my teammates?
Sorry I played like a retard, but I had to go for 10 flasks.
I find it funny that they shoehorned poise into NR when the entire point of it in ER was pvp
>>537439635Guardian
>>537439665we tried, the lack of crowd control was our problemgg wylder and ironeye
>>537439635the one that gets you 3 barred
It's so fucking boring just release a guard boost relic already fuck this shit character
>>537430168All 5 nigga? the one in stormveil castle seems like a chore when i usually just bust through the front, get my free titanite/seed/pot, then kill godrick
>>537439635All of themWylder>Missed an onslaught stake? blockedRaider>Bad totem placement? blockedExecutor>2Handing a katana? blockedRevenant>Summoning Sebastian/Frederick? blockedRecluse>Using eye cancer spells? blockedIroneye>Mark not applied for longer than 0,5 seconds? blockedDuchess>Restage didn't do a minimum of 3000 damage? blockedGuardian>blocked
>>537440209>>Summoning Sebastian/Frederick? blockedThose are the only good summons...
These nippanese niggas need to give bird the parrot treatment in the future ...
>>537439008It’s a fake translation we need the real one
>>537440076oh im retarded patches sells 3 not 1
>>537439635bird. no one wants to see a bird on their team. every fight takes 33% longer.
>>537440783It's not a fake translation it's from chainsaw man
>>537440783>>537438142"I love Wylder's BWC..."
Why can't I have a harem of slut avian men?
>>537438428it's not a bad idea, that way she'll have a melee side weapon that also scales a bunch with her stats, but if you don't have any other good weapons on you then you should keep it.
>>537438428No. As Wylder, you have the best scaling with SoNaF. Recluse has one of the worst, there are many other characters who can use it better like Duchess and Revenant.
>>537440693lol nice
>>537441320zamn, Light Guardian players look like THAT?
>>537440693omg this is so cute
>me: i would never listen to a demon>libra: make me some pancakes whore>me asf:
>>537441514Recluse has the second best scaling with it and Wylder has a thousand other weapons he's good with.
>>537441835brazil's cosmetic industry needs to be internationally sanctioned
>>537440693finally a use for raider's cube
just had a libra run where duchess clone never spawned and ironeye spawned with 1 hp was this the nerf they mentioned
>>537441927No. It has C/C/C/C over DEX/STR/FTH/INT. Recluse and her D tier strength can't even meet the softcap.
>>537441676We also measure cocks from time to time
>>537441835i dont understand how its even possible to physically cut out this much of a human being's torso. her ass looks real and the only way to get it so massive is to get fat as hell everywhere
>>537399883I love boobs
i played that pretty bad, but i swear to god my inputs often got eaten that match, never happened to me before
>>537441835Do you actually look like this? If so, will you please add me on steam and date me?
2/3 ed goat
>>537442075SoNaF is one of the few melee weapons that didn't get its int/fth scaling gutted in Nightreign. She has higher AR with it than everyone except Wylder.
queue up for heolstor please!!
do fist weapons whiff on bosses like in base game?
>>537442410There's a secret to executor, and that is your input que gets disabled if you deflect anything :Dgg goat exec & duchess
>>537442292Why?
>>537440993Finally, some accuracy!
Is Nightreign any good? I want to fuck the black lady and need a new multiplayer game to play (also how tedious is 100%ing the game? is it elden ring piss easy or dark souls 3 levels annoying?)
>>537442643I love that imageDo you mind if I save it?
>>537440487M-miquer, i can see your undies...
>>537443585Based on the how you phrased the question, you're not Nightreign erg material.
Eye curse with no golden nuggies around is cancer
rough day 1 but we still clapped caligo's cheeks
>>537442643Stop posting this image you fucking faggot it’s weird
Good fight.>>537444025You shouldn't have gone for the golem ruins.
Queuing caligo ERLooking for a daughter-wife revenant to queue. MUST be a cute loli IRL
Who are the most obnoxious players and what do they play?
>>537443585It's fuckign dogshit m8. Just replay any of the other souls games.
Anyone like music while you play? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7CdugjjDfc&list=RD_7CdugjjDfc&start_radio=1&pp=oAcBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcpodt0YCU&list=RDlKcpodt0YCU&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB0gcJCbIJAYcqIYzvNINETEEN SIXTY FIIIIIII'IIVE WOOW
>>537443585>also how tedious is 100%ing the game?Depends on your teammates. Use the multiplayer password erg and you'll probably make it in 20 hours
>>537444085>No, no THIS time I will defeat both of the cat statues in a timely manner without a strike weaponI tell myself this every time
I have a large White cock. Which Nightfarer should I play?
Erg feels like rando queue today
>>537440487I would murder a family of 4 for a bf that looked like this
>>537443585I like it. Fun characters + short sessions + randomized builds + good final bossed
>>537444557wylder ongod
>>537444590It's the weekend. Newfags and outsiders always queue around this time. It's why I don't play during the weekend and do something else.
>>537442075>>537442606nuke nuke: wylder doesnt need to share any melee weapons if he wants to use them
>>537444253recluse
Good night, /erg/. I despise women.
>>537444831>It's why I don't play during the weekendWhy don't you want to help new players?
>>537446050this isn't dsg anymore lil man
>>537444557You're me, so you play Ironeye and thirst for Libra's big bleet cock.
>>537442784it was not only that, when i was trying to get up after getting knocked down toomy friend back when we played a month ago or so complained about the same thing, the weird thing is that he played exec too that match, idk
>>537446154practice is the libra homo?
>>537444253the one above you and the thing hes searching for
>>537442908I love women
fuckin bored nigga. 30 min queue times and libra caligo is a shit combo
>>537446106I'm looking for easy wins with good players. Not babysit mouthbreathing retards.If I queue and see two names I don't recognize, I leave. Simple as.
>>537446345Guess again.
radahn's the goat for this goat
>>537446797That effect is so fucking broken it does the impossible by making libra fun
>>537446797>>537446947>post damage recovery>successive attacks negate damage 48%>Starscourge Greatswords
>>537446947i only wish i got it before we got to the dupe tomb so we could all have itliterally almost all drops before it were blue ones for me, the worst luck for a nok run that i ever had. at least before the drop.
>>537446797we absolutely massacred him, what a run
>>537446175Yeah, the input que that is usually enabled makes it so that the "get up" roll happens consistently. Without it you have to time it yourself. Apparently only dying makes it so that the normal input que works as intended.That's why I play him so much, you get a different feel for the whole game.
>>537447089why can't i have a girl that does that with my penis...
>>537447606you're probably poor
>>537434051dumb
Queue city goat NOW
>>537447594damn that's some crazy ass theneven less reason to pick him if you wanna try hard
I've been playing around with deep relics and I've realized a few patterns:1. you can get big relics with no downsides at all2. the downsides are directly tied to certain effects, like every upgraded version, phys atk up +3 always has a downside but phys atk up +2 never does3. I quite literally rolled 300 relics and not once did I find a relic with 3 downsides, the most common are two downsides and none at all
i'm actually okay with thos
>>537447978I got this today but I don't play Wylder
>>537448254>I don't play Wylderdas wild
>>537447606I do that to Libra's hefty cock all the time.
>>537447978>>537448254HACKED. HACKED. IMPROBABLE GOOD RELICS WITH BAD 3RD STAT TO FALSEFLAG.
>>537444737 (me)(immigrants naturally) >>537446154 (me)Meant to say guardian and also not white
>>537447945did this slime became a meme or something? i see it everywhere now
>>537448747yeah cuz it has a dumb face
Some of you are dangerously gay and retarded and seriously need to get a life and never come back to this website.
>>537411569On second thought, I think I'll stick with Nightreign. PvE is easier to relax with.
>>537426845Does Last Rites do bonus damage to condemned Ironeye though?
>>537448979Yes
>>537448747>he’s never seen MVAgrim
>>537448647As I said, I don't even consider the 3rd one to be bad, greatswords have some pretty cool weapon arts
gg caligangFeels like every time I q Caligo I NEVER can find any fire. I dropped the flame candle whip, a ghelmir's staff, and an eleonora's for Duchess, but nothing for me until one of you gave me that magma wyrm's curved greatsword.
>ED Caligo just gets run the fuck over now>ED Libra is the only one that sometimes doesn't nowDepths. NOW.
>>537449637ggs
>>537449637>me until one of you gave me that magma wyrm's curved greatsword.well to be fair that's also like the best weapon possible for you for this boss, so the luck evens out
>>537449654Does anyone know what the fuck this means?
>>537449324grim? really?The thought that a grown ass man hasn't seen some random kids movie is grim to you?
>>537449906kek, was wondering the same thing
>>537449904It was also like last into day 2 final circle almost closing when it was dropped, so I was going into it thinking I would have to take the fight with the great horn greataxe and no fire.
>>537449906he wants to get raped by depth 5 librahope this helps
>>537449906No clue
>>537449324i've seen it, it's mid as the kids say, the slime is funny i guess but just now i'm seeing come back to the collective consciousness
>>537449637>used all but 2 potionsname? for the potionaholics anonymous signups
>>537450151It's mostly because of one run where I just drank like 3 or 4 one after the other. Recluse when down and I went to revive her, frostbit and drank, got hit while hitting her and drank, frostbit again while running up to Caligo and drank... It was a rough stretch, but the rest of the fight was pretty smooth. Still got my passive, at least.
>Mogs Elden Ring decades in advanceHow'd they do it?
gg but wha happen?
Just got this one but I don't play Exec, it's pretty good?
>>537450538Chilling Mist is goodPhysical AP+2 is +5% physical dmg which is okayArcane+2 is nothing
>>537450740>Arcane+2 is nothinglmao
>>537450812wow 30 arcane instead of 28
>>537451129Arcane stat doesn't increase with levels, so yeah any bonus to it is actually good
Attack power on taking damage works on Executor in furry form. Pretty nice.
>>537451557i like this gif a lot
>>537449943it’s a good movie that’s been out over a decade if you’re a boomer ahh unc just say that and go
>>537451557thirsty snek
GG, this was my first time getting Marais
>>537452141forgot pic
>>537452192So fun we ran a train on that goat. Gg
People are saying shiftyduck is losing every game but I haven't lost a game with that person.
>>537429789the fuck u mean u can parry this nigga
>>537451436The japanese guy is built like paper so it's better if he gets some vigor, physical damage resistance or +maximum health
what is it with everyone getting marais out of noklateo? they make it seem like it's guaranteed
>>537452635You can parry but you can't riposte and crit so it's kinda useless except for meme strats like this.
my toe is bleeding, nightfarers for this feel?
>>537452815ill fuckin take it man fuck that guy in particular
>>537453005A man shouldn't tell people that he's injured so probably raider
>>537452776It pretty much is. You rush to the city at level 1, check the corpses for it, then reset if you didn't find it.
>>537453005Hellion
>>537452815he gets stunned enough for a CR2, I wouldn't call it useless
>>537453251but its funny I didnt notice until it got everywhere
>>537444831Pathetic resentful existence
>>537452504I wouldn’t say they lose every run but honestly I typically lose quite a few runs with the revenant mains of erg more so than the other mains. I do think the character is just bad
2/3 ed goat/heolstor
>>537440209The 2 handed executor running attack is better
>>537453764>with the revenant mains of erg more so than the other mainsThis but with Guardian
we need new and expensive skins, i have way too much murk and nothing to spend it on...
if the endless shit in depths 4/5 really makes you play til you die it will be so gay
>>537454153This you?
>>537454153I think what would make the most sense is just fighting infinite nightlords on day 3 until you die. Doing an entire new run without breaks would be stupid.
gg again Calibros, I've been qing all but only getting this fuckass dragon lately.Also, damn torchpole +1 is underrated, it was higher damage than my helphens, death poker, and my fire claymore +1. It's also great for poking out the hard to reach armor.
>>537454476that would be nice but they should drop an orb or something so you get chance to switch damage types
>>537453897They have the 1st and 4th highest faith in the game.Faith is just really bad in general. Like it was the worst build in the original game too
HERO_BUFFER and HERO_ATTACKER design leaks
>>537454708ggsuch caligovery everdark
>>537455139What's it like living in 2015?
My beloved!You're beautiful!My beloved!You're beautiful!
>>537455201Man what a great time to recluse ult, letting you just channel forever
>>537455139Personally I find it stupid they went with hammers and thrusting swords, why not reapers and whips or something
>>537455201>playing with a malding cheater
>>537455415Probably want weapon classes that have decent variety. Although there's not that many thrusting swords either.
>>537452280Made for me and only me
>>537455415There are only 4 reapers. 1 common, 1 rare, 2 epics and 0 legendaries. The lack of variety would be plainly obvious.
>>537455373Dark Night of the Good Boy for infinite stamina and fire damage tooIt was beautiful
>>537456153thisso much this
>>537456664why is this general obsessed with jungle kings?
>>537456153What did he mean by this?
>>537455829Clearly they should just port some reapers from their back catalogue the
>>537456809many dont know this but big black kino is in fact /erg/ culture
>>537457181doe?
1/3, yem it up
*dryly farts*
damn, goat got destroyed. gg boys
>>537457312GG
>>537400223Why do all the worst Ironeyes wear that skin?
>>537457348Mush your e-gf yys is currently going out with a random black dude she met at the gym. What are your thoughts on this?
gg goatduchess how were you doing so much damage to the death rite bird on day 1?
inb4 last rites
No buenoShit is impossible with big APEs
>>537401004>ShiftyKitten so strong the game has to glitch her
That was the worst libra I have ever done. I don't even know what hit me but I just got instantly madnessed
is shiftyslut the most sought after female in erg?
>>537457491e-gfs can't go to gyms thoughthey're trapped in a moat of GRASS around their residence
>>537457491i thought Mush was into cuckolding doe
>>537454742FTH is great.Revenant's problem is that every other part of her kit is dogshit, Recluse is straight up better at casting incantations than her.The only thing she has going for her is that Seals are her default weapon type so she has better chances of getting the good stuff.
>>537422083Die less then shit merchant
>>537458796https://files.catbox.moe/scsx1r.mp4
>>537436026Just shit merchant things, might be worth blocking that faggot he trolls on purpose
I've been trying to figure out how to get on top of the roundtable hold in these 2/3 erg queues for years now and am starting to doubt it is realuhh 2/3 btw
>>537457997I'm called shiftyduck in-game and I'm a regular dude though. Idk what you're talking about.
>>5374594762/3 as well, for 15 minsowari da
>>537459690You are not me
respec relics will be uselesseven guardian will need to keep his 60vig to survive on depth 5
>>537459985Yeah I'm not you.People keep confusing us.
2/3 for like 20 mins fuck this im gonna play rivals
>>537459476>>537459692>>537460521do you want me to join?post a funny image
>>537460521sorry bruh, I did my matches today and now I'm getting on BG3 and hanging around here for micker posts
>>537460828turn off your monitor
>>537460934the room is completely dark nowi cant see anything good thing i know how to touch tipe
>>537460828
any revcuties queueing rn?
>>537460521Awful taste but yeah I've been super frustrated with erg queue times lately. It's not even worth opening the game any more
>>537461514ask maddy for a kiss
>>537461104turn the light on in your room but keep your monitor off now what do you see?
>>537453625>newfag shitter thinks xhe is entitled to carriesI'm not here to baby sit you, retard.
Hello gentlemen... worry not, for you are safe now... a revenant main has entered the queue... I wont let your HP bar drop below max for a second...
>>537461913can u suk pp
>>537461913bird talons typed this post
>>537462017>mistaking revenant for guardianSpotted the /dsg/ retarded faggot.
>>537461913I'm still 1/3 though.Also will you be my daughter-wife?
Hello, ladies... you've nothing to fear anymore, for a Guardian has joined the queue.
>>537457879Don't worry Mr. Dutchess, it was just a warm up.
>>537400031I've tried doing this before to no success; I guess it's temperamental underground. Good success rate on equal verticality.
>>537462102
birdjeets and revtroons a match made in hell
Queue caligo mountaintop
>>537462102RIP whoever gets the birdjeet
>>537461875Shitty scuffed matches are fun. Except Libra, cause its auto loss unless you have infinite patience.
>>537462102You useless PIGEON
i wonder what guardian would taste like if he was cooked rotisserie style
I suck at this game so much and I ruin it for my team but ya know what I don't care because I just loooooove ruining the days of strangers
>>537463431fuck off
>>537463431fuck on
>>537463431Fuck him.
>>537463431continuationhttps://files.catbox.moe/ahja2q.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/zabrzy.png
>>537463431fuck down>>537462247true
>>537463810fap time
>invaded by a drunken weekend dad
>>537456153>>537456658>>537456809>>537457181>>537457267>>537457268>>537457491>>537458796>>537459020>>537461557>>>/co/ntainment
It's crazy how fucked over you can get on Rise spawns. Especially on shifting earths
>>537463431>>537463810kill yourself bjark you worthless troon faggotimagine the utter disappointment and shame your parents must feel when they find out their son is spending his time AI generating porn for strangers on 4chan
>>537463963Don't cum
>>537463431>micker is a twinblade user as early as MargNice>>537463810>the endingFucking diamonds
>>537460521get better taste retard
>>537463236That man is dead
>>537464094That's clearly a different gen style than bjark uses though.Also, fuck yourself, the homo posting will continue.
why are you gay
>>537464336bjark style is cute does he gen porn too or just spicy sfw stuff
>>537464390femboys are nice to mewomen are evil
>>537464159oh yeah and what does a faggot like you play?
>>537463963>>537464158>>537464336i mean this with a 100% you need to be tied to the back of a truck naked and dragged across the cold pavement for a full 24 hours until all your skin has been scrapped offjust the most hopeless bottom of the barrel faggots imaginable, you are viewed as a failure by everyone around you
>>537464442I'm pretty sure he said he prefers to do softcore stuff, just sexy characters and not sex. You can always tell its him because his have the shaded sclera, which I think are cute and make his iris shine more divinely.>>537464390Boys cute.
>>537464390It's fun. I have enjoyed erp with three different /erg/ anons who were based enough to play as Libra and let me worship their cock for a few hours after some runs. Enjoy your horny while you can. You'll eventually be an old man who can't get it up and you'll miss it.
>>537464654>I MUST ATTACK THEM OR ELSE I WILL BECOME GAY! I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAYthis is how you sound btw
>>537464819I say this
>>537464654Based and truthful post.
>>537464654Well at least the cost of saying something that will literally never happen was just letting everyone know exactly how to trigger you. A rational cost/benefit analysis for making this post.
>>537464750prove it
>>537464750>>537464912
>>537464654I want this done to me too
>>537464912Hello saarDo the truthful
>>537464957Does anyone know what this is supposed to mean? This one autists posts it like three times a thread and I never know what the fuck he's talking about. What does a runescape amulet have to do with anything
>>537465096Don't reply to me, rajesh.
>>537464945Now how exactly would I go about doing that? Also do tell as to why you care enough for such a thing, anon.
we did it reddit... despite dying to bbh
>>537465389>>537446598>>537441320Yif in hell furtroon
>>537465389>Now how exactly would I go about doing that?chat logs or something idk>Also do tell as to why you care enough for such a thing, anon.I might be bisexual, not sure
>>537465487>castle full cleared day 1, knows it's bbh at the top, still goes there first d2just grab the boss at outskirts instead mb?
gg loli-wife and legolas
GGs, we didn't even need that wending
>>537399883As a straight man can we pls get a non caster waifu in the dlc?
>>537465836Weird brown pedophile post
attention
>>537465893all wylder mains are white doe
>>537465893if you hate cunny why are you on a cunny website
>>537466020kys pedogroomer
>No Rivers for ED LibraWaterfowl just does not work, the duchess condemned was straight up tanking it
>>537465568Sharing logs is taboo. If you want logs then write them.
>igmore all aoe drops like retarded niggers>loseNo more Libra queue
>>537465982>all wylderjeets are whiteYou wish, ranjeet
>>537426163
>>537465568If you're not sure, then you are.
>>537465487See this? Fights like this are why you need a Guardian, because we won't die. A Guardian will NEVER die against BBH, despite him being one of the most difficult, hard-hitting bosses in the game. In fact, a Guardian alone is enough to completely trivialize BBH's existence. You've got a Guardian to keep BBH's attention and never die while two others just wail on him. It never fails.
wylders - brownish but larp as white (basically pol)raiders - aryan godsguardians - jeetsexecutors - blackironeyes - jewsrecluses - white incelsrevs - brownish trannies (smelly as well)duchess - no one plays her
>>537464164Still breaks my heart. It ain't right.
>>537466736It must be stressful to imagine yourself surrounded at all times by people you hate
>>537465846your strength respec revenant?
>>537466612>>537462498
>>537466736>recluses - white incelsi havee sex but white black girls only.
>>537467127this bitch has d scaling in strengthwhy does she have a six pack?
Tits too small, recluse tits should be atleast 3x the size of her head
>>537467314comet nuke!
>>537467127still fapping
>>537466612Everyone shpuld just know joe to dodge BBH by now.
>>537467542
>>537468021Learn to spell, pajeet
>>537468090ty mommy
>>537465123It’s an Indian inside joke. Human beings aren’t meant to understand those.
>>537468385
call me yuhzi with the way I YUH
>>537466916>revenant>waifu
Stop posting recluse without milk
>>537469078she has no milk!
>>537468021who is joe
>>537465537>>537464654>>537464390This this this
>>537469261>he didnt unlock the healing milk relic
wp retard
>>537463810I looooove miquer
ironeye ult can revive players btw
>>537464610your moms pussy she loves it on extra hard
>>537468825thank you, I finished <3
>>537465893>>537466121>>537466237Seething /dsg/troon posts
>>537469737
>>537469843*mwah*
>>537469267Joe Mama
>>537470454It wasn't a gg though, I never get 2barred anymore and I'm mad. Faggot kept going for me.
>>537467214Muscle trannies aren’t known for their smarts.
>>537469658
>>537469638no shit
>>537470454>>537470562gg duc and ironeye
>>537470562lesgo again then
>>537470751I'm already queued>>537470740kys fag
>>537470740duc???
Recluse is DesiWylder/Dutchess are American (5% Cherokee)Raider is Portugese/Castizo Brazilian Gaurdian is PakistaniRevenant is Uighur, night is HansIroneye is fucking MexicanExecutor is Hopa living in the UK
>>537471041not one of these is even remotely correct
you have 60 seconds to queue for heolster before i play with randcuties
>>537465123>A m'speak amulet is an item crafted during Monkey Madness I that allows the player to communicate with monkeys. i guess its a racism joke being redeemed
>>537467127>pube peak0/10 would not even look at
im not racist but having to queue with china is easily the worst part of randos. awful lag and i cant understand what theyre saying
>>537471649what is a "pube peak"?
>que with randos on heolstor>they try to fight the libra raid at lv6 without breaking the curse and leave after failing a few times>another que>they try to fight the basement BBH and the rooftop gargoyle, get one shotted and leave after failing a few timesI forgot this game actually has new players sometimes
great game bird and duchess. marika's hammer smushed the goat very nicely
>>537472521This general will be crying for its guardianbvlls to carry them to depth 5
>>537471719i am racist and i agree>>537471041grotesque post
>>537472135Easy to get spoiled playing with erg
Why do shitters have the sigil shop relic? Aren't they supposed to be good at the game if they beat an Everdark?
another game of randos carrying statusslop relics into heolster. people are so retarded it makes me want to cum inside shifty duck
>going crater first on day 2 just to fuck around doing nothing for 5 minutes before the night boss when we have invaded camp and gaol simply braindead
>>537473000which sigil shop relic are you talking about? i'm almost 200 hours in and i still don't have a better gaol relic than the one you can buy
>>537473000carried/ed augur
>>537473239>invaded camponly worth it for the invaders and when you have bad weapons, too difficult to ever be a real spot to go to
>>537473000You didn't beat the night.
>nooooo we can't go to the shifting earth yet, just one more crucible knight!Stop fucking doing every mob in the castle. Only do the ones that drop loot. You're better off going to a random fucking ruin after that.
>>537473721>t. doesn't know the stats
>>537473721I feel like that's something people used to do when XP meant more and people were less efficient and didn't always finish at level 15.
>>537473903Stats of what? Sure if you're shit at routing then stay for the exp, if you're halfway competent stop wasting time you could be using for more passives.
shit sry bout that
Blackflame blade on Ironeye is fucking retarded, holy shit.
I hate the raider condemned with a burning passion.
>>537473145It helps you kill more which help you get better weapons, passives, and lvl 15
>>537474502chunky fuckers
>>537474502I love him, he doesn't dodge at all.
>>537474550It's just the running attack with infinite poise, chained me into a sigil>>537474609Apparently, neither do raider players. And he very much dodges bow shots.
>>537474502He’s way too slow, yeah he uses his skill but dude’s just too slow.
>>537473482I like to do them day 1 because you don't need level 7 for the weapons. They add more incentive for them. A lot bum camps with 1 recluse invader.
Where did the password got leaked, seeing a lot of new names
>>537474502The ironeyes were the worst. Also why the fuck is he allowed to heal them. Every time I saw one of the duchess condemned at low hp they went right back up to full
>>537474410It's quite nice. It's the only reason I always take 100% duration on incants if I see it on Ironeye.
Recluse has inverted nipples
>>537474818Can't speak for everyone but I got tired of carrying randoms.
>>537474745you're so disingenuous, you said he doesn't roll when he does and now you are moving goalposts lol
>>537474893any pictures?
>>537474936wrong reply?
Page, past cap. Time for Libra balls...
>>537474893That’s gross no she doesn’t
>>537474542ive seen them chilling mist heolster. you lost.
>>537474410It's balanced by the fact that most Ironeye's are too retarded to use weapon buffs
Move>>537476548>>537476548>>537476548>>537476548
>>537468825Legs dont even look like that. wtf. >>537469737Jesus fucking Christ you need help.
how do you know if you tagged with /erg/ers?
>>537435812don’t feed attention whores
>>537476607With multiplayer password you can only queue with erggroup password means nothing for matchmaking. Learn to read.
>>537476607Retard
>>537437259He was a great boss fight. Solid fun.>>537441835I look like this.
>>537447089girls do this to me>>537450529wtf is this looks kinda cool actually>>537455226that’s not possible don’t ask silly questions
>>537454441Weird seething trooner post
>>537460891>getting on BG3Gay faggot post.>>537461913Cute!
>>537467127>>537468090>>537468825>>537469843Wyld property
>>537465389>>537466798Gross.
>>537467127Off model Recluse
>>537473000everdarks weren't hard until caligo, and even that one can just bug out and kill itself
>>537477489No u
This fight is the exact same RNGslopfest and don't let anyone tell you it's been shadow nerfed. >>537478073Almost no downed the cunt but I couldn't see him use his tell for the sigil and got one shot because the spells on screen.
>>537471041Wylder and Duchess are white, so by default, they can't be Amer*can. You people have no history past 250 years max, so the game's setting is mostly before your globohomo economic zone spawned into being. You could make an argument for Duchess being late 17-18th century themed, but even then, she flips between a British accent and a Slavic one. Not sure what Wylder's accent is supposed to be, likely some sort of Scandi but his VA is British and he's supposed to be related to the Duchess>the rest of that nonsense Only other serious response you are getting is Ironeye's VA is Amerimutt, which fits because he is somewhat swarthy even on default skin. Raider is also Amerimutt-coded with some somoan-DNA spliced in.
>>537478007caligo is the 3rd easiest though
>>537469774Cringe literal who pedogroomer post.
>>537454441You struck a nerve.
>>537477163>>537469774You hit the nail on the head xhe tried to get in the last word to hide xher tears.
>>537477761off model revenant
>>537400031>all nightslopit's over...
