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>Game News (EN)
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>Game News (JP)
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>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift
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>Limited missions & shop items
>Trainer's Note release
9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
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Is this the thread?
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THE GOAT
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17 years old
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>>537413830
thanks amigo
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No one tells me nuthin
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>>537413830
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Oooooh, finally a proper one (and with a winning image)!
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Setting up camp in this thread
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Good morning, Special Week Love!
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horse cock?
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Digitan LOVE
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Oguri sex
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>>537413957
desu putting a girl into a micro pencil skirt, pantyhose and a dress shirt will make even a 15 year old look 10 years older
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Mambo will have room for some /uma/dachis looking for a club.
There's no quota, just be active, trade shoes with your fellow trainers and have FUN.
If you can't find the right club post your ID and we'll send you an invite.
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I'm sure nothing will go wrong with this thread
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THIS >>537413830 is your chud king /uma/?
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>>537413830
>1254 to 1259
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>>537414193
There's so many fucking Mambo
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Real thread
>>537413136
>>537413136
>>537413136
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Good morning anons, remember to plan out your day so not a moment goes to waste.
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T-Takuto...
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>>537414350
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Consider pic related
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Who has the funniest fandom and why is it Sweep Tosho?
https://umamusu.wiki/Sweep_Tosho
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>>537414338
Yes unfortunately the name was decided by someone who rolled a 9 or something a month ago
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imagine your trainee best friend trying to make you cheat on her
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turning this anal priestess into a wonderful wife
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special ed class out on the track today
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>>537414350
>Missing thread number
>Didn't link the previous thread
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>>537414350
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>>537414487
I think Mambo originally was called Sissyhunters or something because the OP botched a roll in the thread
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>>537414350
damn, I clicked it out of habit, what monitoring list have I been sentenced to...
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>wit scales poorly
Does it though?
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do you prefer stable horses with 3 recoveries for gemini or gamble horses with 2 recoveries?
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>>537414210
Yes.
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cafe has seia stacy vibes
i like it
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>>537414451
Because there's three types of people that like Sweep.
Trannies who think they are Sweep.
Loligods who want punish a brat.
And underage b& who should not be playing gacha.
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>>537414601
I mean it's 2d, so nothing that bad
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>>537414350
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>537414442
I am considering, in fact I am watching intently
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>>537411223
Asking this again if anyone understands the game enough to answer
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>>537414539
special week
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Taking it easy with Daiwa Scarletto!
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>>537413830
tamamo is my onahole
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hmmm
could anyone remind me what day is today?
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>>537414634
>do you prefer stable horses
It hasn't been legal to keep your uma in a stable since 1865.
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>>537414442
Fuji's paizuri shirt really is something else.
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>>537414382
We'll get 'em back for that one, don't worry.
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>>537414801
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>>537414790
>but you're always so busy
I wonder whose fault it is
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>>537414206
My gf is so cute
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do we get more american umas later down the line
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>>537414193
789911501665
I am in need of a new club, no shoe laundering is happening in mine and half the members are afk
Yoroshiku
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>>537414193
Is this still available after tomorrow? I just need my hard-won carats
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Help your uma wipe her breast sweat
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newfag here is it true that teio rapes her trainer
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>>537414817
>ywn be a wealthy plantation owner in the 1700's with his own troop of brown-skinned uma slaves putting their superhuman strength to work making you richer while you rape them at your leisure
>ywn groom and gaslight one or two young Uma and treat and feed them better so they help keep the other ones in line, growing them into proper house Umas
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>run ruined after failing a 1% failure
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>>537414442
when is this semen demon banner release?
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>>537414974
Yeah.
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>>537414634
I'd go for stable end closer and gamble pace chaser
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>>537414992
sent?
>>537415002
probably, there were like 4 leeches who will be purged after reset
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So uh...
gemini will have gold and silver for the A losers, right?
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>>537414990
>>537414907
MOTTO MOTTO MARVELOUS
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>>537413918
blessed
post rare Suzukas!
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>Chevaru
Chevaru
>Chevaru
Chevaru
>Chevaru
Chevaru
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkFQiFwuNNo

REAL SWEEP TOSHO
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>>537414974
There are other umas "born in USA taken to Japan" yes, but in general the Game doesn't have american race horses because Cygames naturally finds it easier to deal with the owners of japanese horses than with gaijin horse owners and farms
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>>537415059
yes, right after she catch you watching other umas
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>>537415072
sex with the mary sue uma
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>>537415181
Okay,
180202273134
Thank you.
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>>537415181
>probably, there were like 4 leeches who will be purged after reset
Erm, you mean at least 5 right, Danchou? DANCHOU??
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So close... is this one viable enough as a grandparent even it's all 2*?
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>go on /@/
>thread autism
>go on /uma/
>thread autism
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>>537415231
It should be allowed to let horses race while wearing wizard hats
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is haru urara trainer the most cucked trainer?
>his trainee will never win any race
>his trainee is the most retarded uma to have ever exist
>his trainee takes a really long time to improve
>his trainee doesn't generate revenue as much as other uma musumes
>his trainee isn't wife candidate
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uninstalling
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First I got McQueen for the ticket at release, then I spent 15000 carats on the Smart Falcon gacha and got nothing except two copies of McQueen, then I got two E-rank McQueens after losing Hopeful Stakes (and a lot of useless A-ranks). Finally I got my compensation, and now I'm waiting for the upcoming Gemini Cup where McQueen owe me a platinum.
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>>537414801
based Sundayfag
One of my best Suzuka runs had Silence Sunday wit card, she dropped Hesitant Front/Pace in junior year, and Suzuka proceeded to smoke the rest of the career
>enemy speed goes down at final turn
>your acceleration has just gone off
>perfect margin for ult
>win
Every single fucking time. Thank you, Marvelous Sunday
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>>537415243
>we will never get Sweet Kiss
Nyo...
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>>537415412
Uhh your spurt?
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>>537415448
I'll let you know that my Urara is THE URA finals champion
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>>537414538
>>537414447
It's alright the run went to shit anyways.
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>>537415412
it's fine for seeding URA finale, but if you aren't looking for a specific skill on the list you might as well keep going for a 3*
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>>537414913
That's why she's taking responsibility!
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>>537415448
he's just waiting for her to be legal
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Fuck you faggottubers, I don't even want to run a front that has no chance of winning but have to because of all these urara debuffers.
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>>537415072
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>>537415231
>friendzoned by her traina
sweepbros...........
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>>537415370
uhh I've sent you an invite, but your current club is probably better
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Is it worth it to make a debuffer for the upcoming gemini cup?
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>>537414974
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>>537415072
Luck issue
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New trainer here, who's the most autistic horse girl for me to marry?
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>>537415692
Oops ment for >>537415356
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>>537415779
what debuffs beside stamina eater?
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>>537415356
Anon don’t you want a higher rank club with that fan count? Not to discourage you from Mambo but could easily meet the requirements for a more competitive club unless you’re looking to slow down
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>mood down
>mood down
>night owl + mood down
holy shit Mcqueen chill out
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>>537415356
>180202273134
join mine bwo pls i have the same fan count as you
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>>537415779
most people are just grabbing stamina eater for their end closer as it acts as a white blue skill and a debuff at the same time
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>>537415231
Are these meta bits in their mouths really necessary? Can't they train them to ride with just the outside harness.
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https://streamable.com/ki8rl9
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>>537415692
I'm in ur club stealing ur shoes
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>>537415448
He does it for the love of the game
He literally doesn't even want to see her win, he just wants to see her run properly because Urara's running form is hella bad
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>>537415841
Play with a couple, check their stories, and decide for yourself you silly billy, they're all autists
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This is the best run I've gotten so far for Gemini, what skills do I take?
Here's what I have available, everything is at hint level 3+ so I can take a lot
>Yellow: Triumphant Pulse, Prof of Curve, Corner Accel, Straightaway Adept, Straightaway Accel, Ramp Up, Homestretch, Late Surger Corners, Fighter
>Green: Firm Conditions, Competitive Spirit
>Blue: Swinging Maestro, Straightaway Recov, Lay Low, Deep Breaths, Passing Pro
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So uhh
How the hell does one beat these Taishins and Golshis
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>>537415841
mihono bourbon
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>>537415243
Is that really the case? American owners seem like they would be more open to make a quick buck from their dead horse.
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>>537414193
Thanks for the invite last thread, I think. Maybe I can't see the invite until I leave my current club? I'll check tomorrow after reset.
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hopeful stakes time...
ha
haha
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Spechan should have bigger tits and act sluttier.
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>>537415841
Digitan! She's a hardcore uma otaku!
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>>537415968
>hella bad
Oji-san.... your age is showing
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why does umalator say my tachyon is better ran as a pace chaser than late surger? shouldn't late surger's better last spurt make it better? I don't have any pace chaser skills on her
also, have we figured out who best to put lone wolf on?
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>>537416018
>taishin
Urara
>golshi
A better golshi
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WHAT
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sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
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>>537416078
Spechan should be taller and act racist
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>>537416078
act sluttier you say
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>>537416049
Time to do hopeful stakes as a certified retard.
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Is let's pump some iron not worth it because it can only be activated in 6th on a corner?
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>>537415912
Look at them go!
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>>537415863
what is this and is it mcqueen only or what
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>>537414601
The FBI is already on their way and they will force you to have sex with 14 year old girls. Might as well just off yourself now.
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I see. It's like that again.
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>>537416078
Spechan should know her place.
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IS THAT
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>>537416317
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>>537415181
do I need to leave my current club to see invites?
If so I don't really mind, it's D rank so 150 carats isn't a huge loss
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>>537416018
Pokke sex
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>>537416253
RETARD STRENGTH UNLEASHED
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>>537416317
Wrong general bro

You're looking for
>>537411034
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>>537416231
this cant be happening
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its gonna be one of these now huh
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Bro, what
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>>537416430
NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE
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thoughts?
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>>537416423
calm down grass
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>>537415851
The typical hesistant and subdued debuffs
>>537415878
How strong is it as a recovery skill and as a debuff? I just assumed it was really weak from its description
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>12* long between both parents
>medium S
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I'm not a pedo.
Give me an uma wife.
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I'd like an order of shortstacks please
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>>537416504
Glue time
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>fail an 8% training
THE CURSE
OF THE OPERA
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>>537416729
>swollen pussies
Disgusting.
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URARA
NO
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?
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This is not good
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>>537416018
>Taishin
Hopefully they're not running a 3rd stam skill so the Haru strat works. Very likely to get blocked anyways but will beat a Golshi while having worse stats assuming all goes well.
>Golshi
Lucky chaser/Taishin if they didn't bring a Haru, she gets blocked, Daiwa getting lucky with her skill procs if you decided to bring her.
It's a fucking Golshi cup so just bring the best one you can and hope you get lucky.
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>>537416749
kitasan nigga is legit one of the hottest umas
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Bros...
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>>537416371
Nooooo, hags HAGS, I love Hags with almost no eggs left inside!
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>>537416806
huh but the mons pubis should be a bit puffy...
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>>537416729
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>>537416047
>>537416471
Yes I think so, it should appear once you're clubless
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>>537416908
i dun get it
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>>537416598
not many, but trying her best
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>>537416337
MANT scenario
you WILL torture your uma and you WILL like it
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>160 affinity
>Gold spark
>30 stamina, 40 speed, 0 ura finale out of 8, no useful skills proc
WOW THANK YOU FUCK OFF
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>>537416729
glue time
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>>537416737
>>537416504
its ok we are back on track
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>>537416908
sugoi sugoi
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I'm running out of RP ideas with my umas
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>>537416806
>not liking puffy pussies
gay
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>>537416908
is that aoko aozaki
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>>537417035
how do you know total affinity, are you manually calculating all the shared race wins?
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>>537417129
Bro can you give me a mating press one?
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Only a spoonful
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>Fail a 10% training pre debut
>1st option gives -3 mood.

What are other easy give up triggers for you?
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since we're being raided - have the thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onv6lavhkyA
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>>537416908
Akiha Tohno?!
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>>537417076
I just keep running the same "Trapped in this room unless you fuck" scenario with a bunch of them.
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>>537417185
Yeah, affinity's 162 between 'em.
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>>537417076
Elaborate
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mambo is so fucking cute holy fucking shit
i love mambo
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Did the raider forget that this is a cunny safe zone?
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>>537416970
ok, after the cooldown period you'll have a new member. arigathanks, anon
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>>537417449
>raider
it's just an anon using THAT website
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mambo
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>>537417076
>>537417272
Are you guys using like an AI platform? I enjoy prompting for a shitty horse not cut out for racing, taught by (you) that there's more to life than that
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Still struggling with my affinity runs bros
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lucky pacer this, lucky pacer that
if my tachyon gets promoted to lucky pacer, she won't trigger her unique and she'll gas!
i have to run either another pace or front, and probably a debuffer since golshi still beats her
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>arigathanks
yeah, we're being raided
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>>537417589
>shucuck
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>>537417272
That's new for me but that's more of a oneshot. I'll try to run my favorite umas.
>>537417350
Using the power of advanced computing hardware, complex mathematics, and the Big O notation, a computer can act as my uma somewhat convincingly in a number of scenarios I put them in. Examples is a male magician (me) having Agnes Tachyon as a wife in an academy where we go have silly alchemy adventures together.
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>>537417449
I can't never find the source for this... It doesn't look AI
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why are anons posting porn
bad anons
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Umas age like pokemon
>they're little kids until they enter tracen, then they evolve into their teenage form
>they stay in their teenage form until they graduate from tracen and marry their trainers, then they evolve into their MILF form
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Who is the Red Hare of Uma Musume?
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>>537417705
its CowCow talking and Liu Bei knowing its about him you fag
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FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME
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>>537417782
first general?
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HOPELESS
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>>537417784
Tazuna, Marun, Rudolf, CB etc etc don't look like teenagers at all
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>>537417784
this is the dumbest fucking take i have read all day please stop saying things for several years
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>>537417654
It's why McQueef and Daiwa are the only real choices.
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>>537417208
ehhh more of a magic spear guy myself
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Really tired of this rng...12 limited tries to make good parent for Taishin. All trash.
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>>537417901
Congratulations! Keep up the good work!
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>>537417901
n-not like this halobros...
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>>537418024
stop prioritizing speed over stamina
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>>537417185
If URA / any useful shit procced this would be capped.
Oh well, back to the mines.
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>try a wit/power deck to stop getting blocked
>still getting blocked
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>>537417901
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I finally did it, finally I managed to build a good long Uma.
I tested her in Team Trials and she won 9 out of 10 matches against the top choice player.
Which is pretty funny considering I didn't managed to get any of the usual Golden skills, are people being gaslighed and stats are actually what matters most?
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Does anybody actually talk to this boring, ugly bitch?
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CM Sim

42515635
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>>537417532
SillyTavern as my frontend + Gemini 2.5 pro/flash API for me. I used to run local models but the corpo models are too smart for their own good.
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>>537417784
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>>537417742
Ah AI story telling. I usually run the good ol'dark elf wife fantasy adventure scenario.
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My wife left me. I need a new one.
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>>537416014
doesn't matter, no long S
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DABI DABI
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>>537418292
Go to an orphanage
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>>537418354
I'm not a pedophile.
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>>537418185
join the cm sim and post results
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>>537418185
anything goes in team trials
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>>537417901
the mob-chan grow stronger
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>>537418292
Anon? She's still in your freezer? Finish her first before getting a new one.
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>>537417076
Sometimes I see cute fanart and I use it as the basis of a scenario
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Why does it feel like barely anyone cares about the new CM?
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Gemini's meta is really shit, I can see why people say to skip it if you don't want to stress out.
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Is this but more Power and more Wit what I want for the Mile CM? I pretty much didn't click Stamina at all, should I not bother getting Creek, I just got her for Maestro but I can just use Teios own recovery skill.
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>special week gives me 3 events in a row
>her storyline ends
>hydrate
>this all happened before debut race
Allright bitch, not like I wanted it or anything.
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AAAAAAAAAAAH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I AM SO MAD WHAT TEH FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
FUCKING CUNTS RICE SHOWER DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE BOOED LIKE THAT FOR FOLLOWING HER DREAMS
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>a grown ass fucking horse making vroom vroom sounds
vodka is a giga dork
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>>537418126
Speed is easier to reach for 3 spark goal than stam, with desired deck.
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>>537418561
what the fuck......
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>>537414671
there's a fourth type, yuriniggers that ship her with kitasan because they had a child irl (never mind that their interactions in game are as completely platonic playmates and their daughter jobbed her first race and retired immediately afterwards to be a broodmare)
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>>537418690
because the only way to reliably win it is if you're a whale, so why bother
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Woah whats with that name the Breeders Cup is this where you breed your horse girl after she wins the race and go romantic and do really Sexual things to her in the end after the race thats one way to be funny I wonder how Rice Shower Feels after she got Pregnant by the Trainer
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>>537418729
>teio mile
Get power to 1k+ if you're going to be a pace nigga for that race. Stamina can be sacrificed for that.
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>>537418781
Shes like 14 anon
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>>537418786
3 spark goal?
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>>537418690
because it just demands that you magically procure a golshi with 400 more stamina than taurus, which is doable but have fun playing pachinko for 3 weeks if you are unlucky and don't have dolphin cards at minimum.
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>make debut has zero achievement to it
>just an anime opening song
>still top 3 bop in the game
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>>537418914
that's hot
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>>537415243
crazy how they managed to get one of the richest guys in England to agree to let them use his hors Montjeu's name
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This is the best I've gotten in a lot of runs. Cooldown failed near the start, never got Breath, and rainbows totally dried up after the second summer camp. Also, missing Long S even though I have 12 fucking stars in it.

How bad is this? I haven't even started another racer, so I might just move on if it'll achieve ANYTHING.
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>>537418690
because I'm currently busy updating my TT team
now I can hit 490k while punching down
how COOL is that?
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Mayobwo inspired me, Ima run her in Front in my terrible open league team.
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What a thrill
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>>537418781
She should embrace it. Gimlet is so into it, she has the power to command storms.
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>>537419024
solid silver in Group A
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>>537418817
Do you indonesians think about "yuriniggers" 24/7?
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>>537418690
literally pay 2 win event, why bother
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>>537418817
I like the fanart of the two of them because they always draw kitasan with huge boobs in those
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>>537419024
How did you get EC corners? Inherited from parents?
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>>537418781
Vodka is so cool...
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>>537419032
That's pretty cool, anon.
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Why is Narita taishin such a bitch?
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>>537418914
out of ten!
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>>537418686
Is game Kitasan all over her trainer to do this?
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>>537414363
My paizuri wife
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>>537418690
I can't even get 1000/1000, open league is fine
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>>537418690
>Golshit cup
That’s why. I won taurus already so i’ll skip this one out.
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Taishin isn't even worth grinding for this one if you aren't a whale, that 20% guts growth is so ass and you'll just get heavily outstatted by golshi if you aren't a lottery winner. Don't feel too downtrodden though she does great in miles.
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>>537419096
Silver as in 2nd? Just getting to the finals at all would be a win at this point, this whole thing has been an RNG disaster for me.

>>537419143
Yeah, went through like 30 Winning Ticket parents trying to get proper sparks, and never fucking got them. At least I got this passed down from it though.
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>>537419342
Bakuwife...
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>>537419342
i'll lick that belly button clean
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>>537418909
Yeah I was thinking of just getting a power support card. Right now I'm running 1LB Fine Motion, 4 speed cards and a 0LB Creek for Maestro, I'll probably replace Creek with a good borrowed power SSR.
There's no problem running Teio mile if she starts off A rank though right?
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>>537418786
>Whale deck
>Still sub-1100 speed
uhh
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>>537419282
kitasan would probably fuck you if you just begged her hard enough to in classic year
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>>537418690
good fucking luck getting any of your umas to 1200 stam + 1200 speed without whaling
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>>537418690
I will register 3 sprinters in round 1 to ensure I get in B group for an ez win I shant be bothered optimizing this clown cup to lose to goldship whales anyway
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>>537419327
>blud won in the peewee leagues and thinks he'll still be in the cool club in 3 weeks
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>>537414492
I would never lose to Dia-chan and betray Kita.,..
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Is there any IRL japanese horse who started really badly but became a beast later?
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>>537418690
I genuinely think Open will be fun. It's a precarious balancing act between points and efficiency with too much speed able to screw you just as much as too little. You can't just stack on skills to streamline your hints or "just in case" they give you a boost in 1/10 races.

Come join me! It'll be sweaty and hilarious!
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>watched Rob Roy (1995) with my dad
>all the time Zenno was just admiring Liam Neeson
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>>537418690
It's for whales.
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>>537419498
That's not a whale deck. 2URs with creek not even MLB.
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>>537419508
>>537419282
she'd do it anytime even in predebut year if it'd make you smile because somehow she's enamored by your smile
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>>537419671
mejiro palmer
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>>537419671
opera o
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>>537418690
Because there are only 2 real choices for teambuilding and I'm sick of using Golshi.
It's even cornier seeing that the meta teambuilding is about shutting down the only other option so that you HAVE to have your Golshi compete with some whale's
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>>537419282
She's genuinely like a loyal dog and is really attached to her trainer so probably
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>already went downhill before debut
bravo
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I had a lackluster McQueen run but managed to 3 star. Is this good for legacy or trash?
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>>537414367
bigwife
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If im seen playing this in public will people think im a pedophile?
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>>537419671
Doto had a pretty shit start
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>>537419342
she's practically begging for your attention
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if opera ◯ is this powerful and cute, imagine how amazing opera ◎ must be...
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>>537418690
I don't feel like LOOOOOPING to make the perfect parent for my ace
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>>537419934
yes
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>>537419934
They'll think that without seeing the game, don't worry about it.
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>>537419879
it's over
put her out of her misery
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>>537418690
it's objectively a terrible race at this point in the game's development.
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>having a pretty lucky run, acupuncturist, good training and hints
>loses debut
>loses maiden race
>loses open
>loses hopeful stakes
Congratulations McQueen, on being my first E rank horse and first ever horse to die due to a fan goal, an accomplishment even Rice "Stupid Bitch" Shower, 4 time URA flunker, never came close to. This grants you induction to a most prestigious spot, in the "Stupid Fucking Bitch" Hall of Fame along with the all time time worst fuck ups.
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these horse girls need to cover up. this is haram.
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>>537419984
if you make a good one though she could be used as a parent for all of your long racers
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>>537419957
*rapes you ◎*
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>>537419934
Yes, but it'll have more to do with that nasty facial hair than the game.
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>spe randomly shows up to operas 30+ energy food event
this fat FUCK
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>>537419957
Rudolf....
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When's Hishi Amazon's banner?
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>quit playing after winning cm
>you used your phone 12 hours less than last week
ya i won.
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>>537419024
You'll auto lose to some fags Haru debuffer because sleeping lion won't proc, try to get a third stam skill.
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First borrow run: 2x night owl, no lucky shrine, infirmary doesn't heal, job at triple crown, lose URA finale
Second borrow run: 2x night owl again, no lucky shrine again, infirmary doesn't heal again, job at triple crown again
I gave up at this point. Now, third time's the charm, right?
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>>537419584
You are correct I got lucky with the bracket and won using my Teio ace, still not building Golshit because it’s more of a “who swipes more will win” type of race and I don’t think I’m getting lucky this time.
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>>537419671
how late are we talking, suzuka jobbed early, until her 3rd year, unfortunately it had to end early
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how are you cocksuckers hitting 1000+1000? are you all whales? best I can manage is 850+850
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>>537420168
kek
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Do we at least expect the cancer cup to be more interesting?

Surely we'll finally get to run something other than gold ship since it's a mile race?
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>>537420390
are you using 3 speed and 3 stam cards?
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Who is fatest between Special Week and Oguri Cap ?
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>>537420453
E rank is purple for a reason
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>>537419671
tamamo
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>>537420168
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>>537419789
I wouldn't call ranking 3rd or second a bad start, I meant something like coming last or next to last and then always being at the top, that kind of black sheep.
Manhattan Cafe is all I can think of.
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>Senior Year starts
>Music changes to a hyper track
Never fails to make me happy
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>>537420390
Which deck are you using?
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>>537420168
Skill issue.
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mcquEEn
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>>537420390
Good sparks and MLB SR cards from rolling on Kitasan and Mommy Creek
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McQueef
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>>537420556
Oh wow, yeah thats what I'm looking for.
White haired horses are something else.
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What deck does Mayano want to easily get 1000+1000. 4 Speed 2 Stam?
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2nd Oguri run I got it!
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>try for classic triple crown
>always lose one in a catastrophic failure
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>>537420298
My other 10ish runs didn't get these stats. Hence the two white recoveries.
But yeah, I think this is the main issue. Not getting Cooldown sucked.

I think I'll move on and try to get another racer ready, then maybe come back if I have time. Was gonna do a McQueen, dunno about the third.

What's the meta? Taishin/Golshi/Haru? Surely people don't run Haru WITH Taishin, so who is the replacement for Taishin/Haru in those team comps?
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>>537420517
>>537420607
borrowed MLB kitasan
2LB tosho SR speed
3LB eishin SR speed
0LB super creek SSR stam
2LB mcqueen SSR stam
2LB special week SSR speed or MLB SR manhattan cafe stam

it's the best deck I can muster
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>>537420390
I'd honestly like some of these luckshitters to record a run or two. I must have some fundamental strategy wrong.
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NO LONG S
NO LONG S
NO LONG S
BRICKED BRICKED BRICKED
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>>537420390
I always hit atleast 1k 1k on a mayano top gun with this terrible deck
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>>537420390
if you are at orange friendship hit wit to bait for a double rainbow or more
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Which uma do I masturbate to today?
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>rudolf hot spring ticket
>800 speed 800 stamina 800 power
>watch her get boxed and the horse in front of her just slow to a crawl and drag her from 3rd to 11th on the final corner
this is ridiculous. i have one alarm clock left to salvage this run.
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>>537420390
this lets you get 1k 1k just need charming
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I won.
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>>537420906
>2LB special week SSR speed
how
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>>537420951
Nishino Flower
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Umamusume is a yuri game
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>>537421016
I started playing halfway through the event and couldn't finish it
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>>537420880
I am 100% convinced that both triple crowns are rigged to make you fail at least one for no discernible reason.
>Bwo just watch the race to see why you lost
Yeah I saw that bitch with 300 less power zoom past me, that says nothing.
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>>537421003
Nishino Flower is a troll pick
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>>537420584
It's just too good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqpdkjC0VBg
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>>537420951
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>>537420951
A challenger appears!
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>>537421097
>he doesnt know the nishino flower tech where you force charming
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>>537420987
I just watched her do the exact same fucking thing agian. I hope everyone at cygames gets cancer and dies the most painful horrible deaths because this is rigged as fuck
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>>537420390
just luckshit a few 30-40% failure trainings at 2-3 rainbows, takes a couple of runs but it's the core of this game
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>>537421015
didn't know tickezo is this stacked
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>>537418690
It's a wallet check and a 9* stamina / long check and most people that have stamina blues dont have good red or whites on their 9*s yet.
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>>537420951
Air Shakur
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He won >>537421015
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>>537421015
>wearing towels in onsen
You can do that? So that time when I was butt naked with my buddy was just him trying to eye my ass?
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>>537420951
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>>537421003
Man I don't have Kitasan, Nishino Flower nor Super Creek SSR, and my best SR cards are lvl 30 at best.
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>>537421015
bros...
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>>537421264
It's just water retention from when she stops crying for more than a minute.
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>>537421171
>force
isnt it a random event
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if you get blocked despite having good stats, then you got cheated. it's that simple. cygames personally targetted you for a loss, likely because you're using a borrow. there is no such thing as RNG in a game with microtransactions.
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>>537421003
I cannot stress how poor the odds are for Nishino's charm
I can run 20 careers and never see it proc
her card has ZERO specialty priority as well so you may never see her
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>>537421264
Boyish boin.
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>>537420935
>mismatching speed, stamina and power sparks
>not even trying to get URA finale
torêina issue, you just suck
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they look like a young couple on a prom date
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>>537421413
>He doesn't know
Ohhh nyonyonyo.
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>>537421171
How?
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>>537419024
You will do fine. This one is good enough to win round 1-2, round 3 is a dice roll.
Your stamina is enough to survive without sleeping lion in case it gets grifted.
But if you also Rush you will die.

So its inconsisten but honestly for taishin its good enough. I would recommend also building Goldship since she is much easier to train and works nicely as backup ace
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>>537421484
>>537421385
>>537421015
tickezo's tickezos...
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>>537421352
>>537421124
Two Satono posts, so Satono it is.
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>>537421352
>>537421124
Dia is making my penis too hard..
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god she's perfect
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>>537420824
that works for me with kitasan and creek, and bring stamina sparks (maybe a little power since she has no power bonus)
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>>537421124
>this semen demon already has a model
>they still make you wait over a year for her to get added
why is cygames evil
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>>537420824
>>537420940
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imagine being her trainer
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oh, she's just her mom
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Mr. Chalk is a fucking hero!
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>>537421652
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>prep for gemini
>autistically try to highroll S Long and as close to 1200/1200 possible
>day of race arrives
>flip a coin because end is notorious for 12 billion yen incidents and nobody has interesting skills because most do nothing in gemini and nobody has skill points to throw around due to stat and gold regen requirements

>or just chuck a few daily borrows at half ass aces and laugh if I beat some prepper
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>>537421545
Cheers, I really appreciate the input.
Who'd you recommend as a third? Last time it was easy to toss in a debuffer, but here End Closers are basically immune, so...

Actually, my Grass from last time only has universal range skills, so she might suffice. I guess we'll see.
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Scarlet how did you get all the way up there without pace promotion in this CM test and why can't you do that every race???
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no socks
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>>537421346
In mixed baths towels are encouraged. But in same sex baths you're meant to go in naked.
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this game will die globally if they dont bring out a way to reroll sparks before christmas. global doesnt have the autism levels required to grind for a 3* spark, nevermind 3* blue, 3* pink + 15 whites. if they do not adjust the rng, the game WILL die.
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>trainer came in 6 thrusts
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>>537421858
exactly. it's just not a fun cm
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>>537422039
>the civil war
what
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>>537421930
>will she come from the inside or the outside?!
Maybe I need to rub one out to clear my head god
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special week needs to get humbled
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I see a lot of height difference being pushed in these interactions...
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>>537422028
no one can beat the horse pussy after all
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whats the difference?
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>>537422112
Don't reply to it
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>>537422126
>tumblr cafe
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>>537422126
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https://files.catbox.moe/q58lzu.mp4
why did my goldship teleport like that? is haru urara that broken? its not even my urara
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>>537422039
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>>537422112
their country indonesia is collapsing
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Stop calling me retarded Trainer Im trying my best here.
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This is the first time I see triple rainbows in the whole career, I got fucked by RNG so hard
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>ah, you got 1.1K+ stamina? YOU GET 1 STAR
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1* Spurt is shit but hopefully 3* Long is acceptable
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>>537418185
>are people being gaslighed and stats are actually what matters most?
People say skills matter most in Team Trials because you can just fish for high placement, while skill procs will give you much more points.
For CM (or just actually trying to win), you should prioritize raw stats, distance S and high value green and acceleration skills. For medium and long this usually also implies you will NEED 2~3 gold recoveries.
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>>537422126
leave spe to me
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is a median of 1 length faster worth gambling on bofa/cooldown timing?
it's the median, right? so it should be worth it...
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surely nothing can go wrong
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>>537422174
Timing. Final Corner can be a bad time to accelerate depending on the track.
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>>537422039
this is so pathetic
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>>537422429
>acceptable
Explode.
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>>537422429
goated desu
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>>537422234
>>537422435
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>>537421909
if you can't get a Pace chaser 3rd ace with good stats. Then you will have to do Debuffer.
Air Groove is good enough since she comes with end closer debuffs on her own.
And she can stop pace chasers from getting free lead.

3 Aces is ofc the best here. And debuffers aren't as effective. but they are better than a mediocre 3rd ace.
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>>537422469
I am communing with Cygaymes servers directly to fuck this up
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>>537422283
>that rudolf proccing both BoFA and cooldown straight out of the gate
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Just get more ura finale. It's just that easy.
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>>537422174
final corner means it only procs immediately at the start of corner 4
any corner on the final leg means it will always proc at the exact moment on the corner where the final leg starts
maruzensky's can miss timing if the final leg starts in corner 3 or halfway through corner 4 but seiun's never will
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>>537422334
I feel like McQueen career is nerfed, I barely see rainbows in it at all compared to other Umas.
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>>537422469
>came through
>>537422617
you're a nigger and your mother will get raped by 60 niggers tonight
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>>537419498
1)it's not what whale deck looks like
2)stat wasn't a priority. Hunt for distance/style velocity skills was.
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>>537422614
Why would you need navigation skill on a debuffer.
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>>537422429
>no ura
>speed
HAHA ITS LE BAD, OKAY!?
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>>537422614
Mmm, had been hoping to do McQueen as well, but don't have the sashes. Will have to settle.
Hadn't thought of Air Groove, will give her a look for sure. Thanks a bunch for the advice.

Where's that slide from, btw? Some Google doc?
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>>537422234
>>537422435
Helping Special Week achieve her dreams and having her slowly invade your personal space until she's ready to
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is this what zoomers call these days, the drip
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I AM RESTIIIIING
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>>537423030
not if my girl has anything to say about it
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>>537422926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMR9QbKuI7c

The usual shittuber misinfo docs
Read at your own risk
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>>537421628
I want to fuck her boobs in all of those outfits!
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>>537422329
well, try harder!
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>>537422174
Phase 2 & Corner = 0 means it will proc on the first corner of the final spurt.
If it has the Final corner = 1 condition this means it can only proc on the final corner of the race.
This wasn't an issue in Taurus because the final spurt only had one corner, so all the skills would go off at the same time.
The final spurt in Gemini goes straight>corner 1>corner 2>straight
Maruzensky and Taiki will proc on corner 2 (the final corner), when everyone has already accelerated to max speed
Seiun Sky and Ryan will proc on corner 1, when everyone is still accelerating.
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>>537423124
Never heard of this fella. Cheers for the link. Will give it a scrub later.
All the help is much appreciated. Good luck with your own team too!
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>>537423184
>ill never fuck ogumama
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>537422609
Damn what a loser
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>>537423184
This is not real This is not real This is not real This is not real This is not real This is not real This is not real This is not real This is not real This is not real
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Who cares about the umamusume in tracen
I want to fuck their mom's
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I'm loving all the Ticket appreciation in here. Easily my favourite girl since I started playing, and it kills me there's no merch or anything of her (besides her RUN shirt, at least).
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>>537423124
Before I watch this video, show me his Taurus Cup results.
I'm not watching a non platinum toreina.
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>>537423345
she probably whored herself for money to raise her daughter and her big apettite, food is expensive
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>>537423521
I wanna fuck both
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I'm gonna punch Tickezo in the cunt
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name 3 horses
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>>537423470
What happened...
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>>537423662
Silver Sonic
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>>537423184
Yeah okay sauce me up
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>>537423662
daiwa scarlet
curren chan
jackie chan
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>>537423647
I'm gonna punch her womb with my cock and inseminate her
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Holy shit she's HUGE
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>>537423662
Jackie Chan
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>Spe gives you Hydrate
>KSB gives you Level 1 Prof. of Curvature
>McQueen gives you Level 1 Deep Breaths
>Super Creek doesn't show up to give you Swinging Maestro
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Bless you single-rolls
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>>537423781
>using 4 different SSR cards
I'm just shocked you got through all chain events
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Why is it that Tachyon and Scarlet gets the most loving father daughter art.
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>>537423092
Relax Pokke, you'll get yours soon
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>>537423693
She just discovered that human meat is good
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>>537423773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWhtaj7Na7o
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>>537423853
yay, you are winnah
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>>537418781
>a grown ass fucking horse making vroom vroom sounds
that's coolest thing I can imagine desu
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>>537423521
Air Groove's mom > shit > horseshit >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Air Groove
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This is the first time I have seen an actual +100
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>>537423521
the real trainer standard is to have a successful career with them and fuck them in retirement so they become moms
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>>537423997
do NOT insult my wife
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Meisho Doto is 99-61-89 and this is as close to perfection there is
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Teio rero rero
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>>537424142
Could be bigger
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>>537423873
cuz beta males are obsessed with AGNES, and everyone else with scarlet cuz haha huge tits lol

in other words: people have shit tier taste and should be rooting for vodka and vodka momma instead
>>537418781
>vodka is a giga dork
she is so damn perfect!
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>>537423092
leave pokke to me
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>>537424154
why she eatin it like that, is she redardde
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There's always hope bros...
https://youtube.com/shorts/lJl-wW8bm08
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>>537414714
I'm asking about this again. I'm trying out my horse on the umalator and straightaway spurt activates every single time on the 3rd straight. Why does it never wait until the final straight if both are a valid choice?
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I can train them
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Jewish RNG machine
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>>537424142
Doto is an absolutely soft and adoreable cutie that deserves all the good things in the world, cotton candy, hamburgers, UFO catcher prices, snuggles and headpats. She is a ray of sunshine in this dark world and all people do is reduce her to her body.
I hate to say this but please be better.
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>>537423521
their mom's what
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>>537424456
Post body so I can objectify you as well
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>>537424241
>Rooting for motorcycle dyke
Nah I'm gonna pump my smart tsundere full of cum while yelling "YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!"
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>>537424303
it's almost like she's an inconsistent witlet...
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>>537423662
Seeking The Pearl
King Halo
Special Week
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>>537424374
damn rookie trainer, why do you get to have 3 umas?
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>>537423596
so what? everyone does that
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Dropping truth nukes
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>take FIVE (5) speed cards
>450 speed by SENIOR year
?????????????????????????????
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>>537424142
>>537424456
Also, you can watch vids of the real horse, and see they're just as big a dopey softy as the one in-game.
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>>537424535
She's like the biggest crybaby hamster
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>>537424449
I want to claim Daiwa's means of milk production
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Teio I can't pull out
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>>537424707
how many of those cards are 0lb lil nigga
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>>537423662
zenno rob roy
rice shower
admire vega
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>>537424651
>Bakushin
>Daughter
Yeah I'll put a daughter in her alright
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>>537424853
they are all MLB, I literally am going 10+ turns without any rainbow, this shit is beyond comical
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>>537424707
R means Rare and Rare is good right??
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>>537424081
your level 5 speed training sir?
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>>537424941
You realize you're allowed to click them without rainbows, right?
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Special Week is cute btw
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>>537424957
Rare as in undercooked anon... You gotta send those Rare supports back to the chef
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>>537424632
no, I mean you could easily buy her, dodge all that dating shit, waste of time, real life gacha system
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>>537424081
bro where is your power stat
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>>537424957
I don't understand if you retards can comprehend I meant to imply an unlucky run, not shit cards
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>>537421807
I enjoy the implication that Halo was too polite to wake Urara up so she just let it happen the whole night with bloodshot eyes
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>>537424957
..........sure
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>>537425010
>>537425106
we don't talk about those things.
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>>537423662
Machikententahnauser
Machikententanfukitaturu
Nice Nature
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>long S proc
>cooldown received
>BoFA event
i... i think im gonna take a break now... im gonna jinx it
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>>537425057
anon you don't understand, it's worthless then
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>>537424651
There is no universe where marrying Opera is a good idea.
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>>537424957
You say that, but I legitimately believe that if rare is your most common type, it shouldn't be called rare.
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BE AGGRESSIVE
B. E. AGGRESSIVE!
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>>537424651
this, but flip the wife and daughter section around
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>>537425253
enjoy the 900/900 brick due to no rainbows in senior year
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now this is a powerful name
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I already drank 2 cups of coffee today. Is it okay to drink 1 more cup?
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>>537425547
Yes, you should drink a cup of coffee per snack.
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>>537419323
>I can't even get 1000/1000,
are you me? I've been trying, and I can only get about B/S or vice/versa. Sometimes I hit A in one. If I could consistently hit A/S/B+ I'd be more confident, but even that is beyond me
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>>537425547
How long until Cafe? I want her really badly.
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>>537420390
The better question is how are you even having difficulty building umas with 4 years worth of guides and foresight? I won the first Gemini Cup with this and the only “guide” we had was the stamina calculator spreadsheet. We didn’t even know Kitasan was futureproof and our reroll targets were speed Nishino Flower, Vodka and green lady.
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Oguri HATE
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>>537424567
thats so retarded I'll do it

you still should treat doto better
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Post them.
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>>537425547
I typically drink 1 cup when I wake up, 1 cup when I get into the office, 1 cup sometime before lunch, 1 cup after lunch, 1 cup in the afternoon, and occasionally 1 cup around 4pm.
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>>537425331
And that is why you are unworthy of her
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>Indonesian police start shooting civilians in the street
>thread quality improves
Huh.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRQCtUbg1nQ
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>>537425681
Who ? And what's her problem ?
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>>537425465
you may be right
its classic year dec and i am at 400/700
mayano is gonna job arima kinen to nutter brain
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I want to be fucked by this male horse.
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Why does TM Opera O have such bad fashion taste. If she dressed even halfway decent, she'd be so much fucking cooler.
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>>537425684
ERM...
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Thoughts?
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>>537425684
Slow metabolism?
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>>537425938
Thanks for this anon, now I can masturbate to everyone on the third row.
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>>537425819
400 speed is rough for mayano at that point, she has no growth, good luck bro I didn't mean to turn her to glue.
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>>537425786
there are 150 million indonesians and the riots are in one city
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>>537425684
jesus christ dude
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>>537425685
First-Rate!
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>>537425684
Look at that big belly! Just like Oguri Cap and Special Week! Yosh yosh!
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>>537426032
wait i mean 500 but its not any better
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>>537425338
Did you know there are more SSRs in the game than there are SRs?
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what do the savvy skills actually do? i know they boost wit, but i thought skill activations are rolled prior to the race starting?
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i hate these stupid weekly event things that require you to run specific races
at least normally it's finish top 3 or whatever, you have to win all 3 of these and i just finished 2nd in 2 out of 3, which means i need to waste another career just to get those out of the way
yes i'm mad
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>>537425965
i've been hitting the bread, noodles and especially chocolate really hard in the past 6 months
im back in the gym and go three times per week for 2 hours, I'll be back in normal shape in a couple of months
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>finally get a decent golshi ace i can run for gemini cup
>want to test her out
>enter some public lobbies with my end closer debuffing air groove
>every lobby i enter has people using their nice natures from last cm
>some don't even have end closer debuffs
I think I'll be fine
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>>537425786
It's 3AM in Metro Manila, and the thread quality isn't that much better.
>>537425684
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Post your Umawife, on this marvelous sunday!
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>>537426150
>stupid weekly
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>>537424142
I can't fucking wait to roll for Doto.
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>>537425684
mood down AWFUL
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>>537426330
Ummm
How can Dream be your wife if she's my wife???
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>>537425547
I drink 2 cups before going to sleep, you'll be fine.
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>>537426241
gym means shit if you keep eating like a bear, 70% of losing weight comes with healthy food habits
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>>537426284
I'd call you a based counter-meta bro and you kind of are with Air Groove to target the meta lemmings, but you running golshi with that mentality kinda shows this CM is a bit ass.
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>>537426136
>>537414619
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>>537425684
At least you're white
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Grinding Matikanefukukitaru for sparks is actually not fun
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>>537425684
I like chubby boys. Post nudes.
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>>537425684
Look at my trainer dawgggggg, im failing debut
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>>537426346
what's wrong with what i said
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>>537420940
Power inheritance, I assume?
I might try this. I've been going for 3spd/3stam for my distance umas and have gotten very very unlucky.
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Looking back at the merchandise which was released with Beginning of a New Era, it's funny to see the main characters in normal poses, then Fuji Kiseki is there with her lewd paizuri shirt open just flaunting her tits with a smirk on her face.
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>put King Halo as a TT sprint ace
>MAKERU NANTEEEEEEEEEEE D:
lol
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Reminder that Doto is a top tier uma on the only tier list that matters
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>>537425684
you're cute
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>>537426512
Duh, I cut out bread, rice and noodles and keep a 1400~1600 calories per day diet, my rice cooker is also a great steamer for chicken and veggies
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>>537425771
this + one cup before bed
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>>537426672
Cafe looks so fucking tiny...
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>>537425547
drinking around 3 or 4 cups of coffee is normal, though it depens your cup size
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>gets away with literalyl anything
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>>537425684
Respect.
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>3 stamina cards
>zero 2+ stamina rainbows
im starting to believe that 3/3 is a meme
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>you can see her lock in so much earlier for the last spurt distance everyone else
So this is the power of the Daiwa Rocket...
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>>537420880
I can get Classic Triple Crown
I can get Senior Spring Triple Crown
I can even get Senior Fall Triple Crown!
But I can not - NOT - get three Triple Crowns in one run. My uma ALWAYS FUCKING JOBS ONE FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>537425684
EEEEEEH TORENASAN
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>>537425684
GYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>537425684
Whore
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>>537426330
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>>537425678
That anon has skill issue but lets not pretend CM isn't RNG, i lost to horses with no inheritance and no S distance and worst stats.
>I won the first CM when everyone didn't know shit
That's not the achievement you think it is, it was easy precisely because of that
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>>537426727
good, keep it going
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>>537425684
Why
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Don't tell my trainee but I'm falling in love with a human
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>>537426136
Lengthens your FOV, but also narrows it. Taking Savvy on an Uma unironically makes them easier to box because they are less likely to see a way around the obstacle in front of them. It does have niche uses though, like extending the range of Nice Nature's FOV-based debuffs since she can see further ahead.
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>>537426756
I try not to drink after 5pm.
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>>537425684
Easy target for uma rape.
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>>537425684
I'm sorry Dotobros but from now on this will be how I see you
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>>537426881
i thought front runners were bad
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>>537425678
>I won against a smaller playerbase back when no one knew anything
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What the fuck is this thread
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>>537426881
why is Mcqueen running with her eyes closed
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>>537427003
Yeah, I was at 95kg when I said I gotta change something drastically
Wanna go back to 80kg which is a normal weight for my 186cm height
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>>537425684
which umas would be into this kind of body types?
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Wtf am i supposed to do year 1? How do i not burn out before my first wife comes out?
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>>537425678
>our reroll targets were speed Nishino Flower
why?
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i will be in charge of urara's sex ed
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>>537425684
based
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>>537427115
>>537425684
phew, glad im an akebono bro
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>>537425684
So how often do you have to milk those titties?
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I had 16 skills and 600+ in Speed, Stamina and Power. This isn't normal RNG.
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>>537426560
I don't get why she's needed for sparks as opposed to any other long runner.
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>>537427128
When Red Ace goes off at exactly the right distance from Final Spurt, she gets an absolutely insane jump on the field that can singlehandedly decide a race. That's far from Fronts in general being good, though.
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>>537425684
HRT year 2?
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>>537425684
I kneel
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>>537427415
you just sent good fortune out somewhere else in the world to balance it out, be happy for that person, anon.
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>summer golshi
>ult: instantly activate two of your gold skills regardless of condition
that seems incredibly busted
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>tfw no manhattan cafe
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Stupid sexy hag...
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>"what are the odds i fail a 14% triple rainbow speed during summer?"
>Don't Overdo It!
>twice
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>>537427503
No. I ALONE DESERVE THAT GOOD FORTUNE.
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I think Daiwa Cowtits is unattractive.
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>>537427216
Not that anon but she has an event that gives Charming like Sweep Tosho has, guess they thought that was valuable enough to reroll for
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>>537425684
Do this
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thank you cygames
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>>537427268
Stop giving me impure thoughts about my daughter.
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>>537427415
It could be worse
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Is this good for the cm? I somehow never seen it before. Training Taishin if that matters.
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When does Golshi fall off? It's not like this CM is her last hurrah, is it?
Wondering so I can decide who I'm spending sashes on.
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>>537427557
What makes the manhattan cafe card good?
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>>537427671
No. Stamina recovery doesn't matter during last spurt.
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>>537427671
No, it means you need to run out of hp before proccing and if you run out its over anyways
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>>537427647
That is unironically not worse
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>>537425678
you had more time to build up good sparks/racers didn't you? the schedule here is accelerated
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>>537425684
Based
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Are accel skills ALWAYS preferable over velocity? Is there any context in which you would benefit more from increased top speed? From what I've seen, it seems like acceleration provides more value and distance at every single point in the race but I'm still unsure.
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>*1 spurt
>*1 ura
Damn. It's 9* long in total at least
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failed a 6% triple rainbow
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Had a really good Mayano run but, ofc
>beginning of summer failed a 12%
>awful mood stats down
>entire summer filled with failed trainings
WHY
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>>537427623
>Holy shit just turn your hand the other way
>You didn't have to take your clothes off.
kek
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>>537425684
more balls than 99% of anons here
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>>537426330
I suppose this makes Vodka my daughter
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>>537427682
Literally everything. The only place she's meh at worst is skills.
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>>537427009
Anon, that's a horse.
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>>537427812
accel skills are utterly worthless EXCEPT at the start of the spurt where they're god-tier
velocity skills are good the whole race EXCEPT at the start of the spurt where they're worthless
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Reminder to all f2p anons you're playing into whales hands by listening to their 1200stam+2-3 golds propaganda. You will end up with 900 speed and 600 power and get ROLLED. The real f2p strat is to use mlb mambo/haru/fujin borrow and aim for 1200/600/800/1000/400
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>>537427503
Ever gotten your bike stolen?
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am i forever fucked for starting the game past the special needs ssr event
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>>537427128
She's pace
>>537427178
I think she just ran out of stamina hard. Came in dead last, even though she had 1123 stam and 2 gold recoveries.
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WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY MY NAME
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>>537427915
>Literally everything.
>20 friendship bonus
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>>537427505
seems like a fun parent skill for wacky build
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>>537427915
holy shit I need to MLB that card
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>>537427009
>Bro is about to taste a northern mare
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>>537428016
show me a horse with those stats beating the 1200 stam ones then
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>>537427960
If you look up the Let's Play thing the VA did on the PakaTube channel, you get to hear her say most of these things.
It brings joy.
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>>537425814
Mill Wakaba
Oguri's biggest hater
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>>537428042
Hear no evil, see no evil nature
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>>537427623
>You didn't have to take your clothes off.
Still funny.
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CURSE OF MAYANO
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don't look at people getting lucky with 1 roll
you need to save
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>>537425684
Trainer-san, you belly fits right under my breasts, we complete each other
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>>537427960
Please stop posting Taishin until I get her into my tsundere horse harem thank you very much.
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>>537428162
>Show me a F2P gutsGOD beating a whaled triple SS uma
rolf
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>>537425684
Were you wearing a bra? Why do you have bra indentations?
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The real trick is to run one ace with 900 Speed and 1200 Stamina and a second ace with 1200 Speed and 900+ Stamina so you can catch them at both ends
Both with 2-3 gold recoveries obviously
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Everyone who uses Golshi in Gemini is getting kicked from the club
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>>537427216
I understand it
>easy build to rainbow (but rare of course...)
>charming event
>generalist skills some of which are decent and many of which are quite appealing in an era before everything was datamined and shared and compiled into youtube guides
>she's cute
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>>537427128
She's pace and Daiwa's unique procing at the right time pretty much wins you the race since she goes so far ahead that Golshi can't catch up in time.
It's high risk high reward so you could bring her and steal some wins
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>>537428269
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>>537427009
>date the director
>she asks why you dated her instead of umas
>say that as a trainer dating umas seems wrong
>can only date humans due to seeing every Uma as a trainee
>Director had just put on her best underwear that day
>picrel
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>>537428390
that's a crease from fat rolls when you sit down
t. also fat
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>>537428314
how is taishin a tsundere. she basically admits she can't live without you and folds to the slightest bit of affection
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>>537426838
Rape
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>>537418686
>h-haha f-funny joke Kitasan now let go
>no seriously Kita you have to cut this out
>AAAIIIIIEEEEE TAZUNA HELP M--
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>>537427960
What about groundwork tho? It's one of the more shilled meta skills and it's early race accel. Is it really not any better than professor of curvature?
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>>537428238
Mayano sexo
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Leave the Gemini Cup to me
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is the scarlet guts build actually viable or a bullshit meme for cow lovers
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>>537427671
It's terrible because if it triggers early, it means you didn't have enough stam for a good last spurt (and still won't after this). But it shouldn't trigger later because of how final speeds are set; on the off-chance you needed it because you got emptied by a late stam drain, there would be barely any time left anyhow. In that case, I imagine most of the recovery would be wasted.
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>>537428430
How reliant is it on Daiwa getting the lucky front effect?
Also how did you hit the stat requirements, 10% Speed and 20% Guts sounds like a nightmare to train for this
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>>537424591
>Rooting for motorcycle dyke
I'm super straight, so of course I am
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>>537428643
>proceeds to never win again
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>>537426330
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when are we getting him?
he beat pokke in sapporo kinen
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>>537428485
She'll just have to keep the hat on
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>Forget to do the Hopeless Stakes
>Decide to schedule a race two races before the fan goal
>6th in a G2
>Need just over 600 fans
>4th in an OP
Rudolf, I love you, but what the fuck was that about?
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>>537428467
How did gamefreak get away with such a ntr-like plot where we mindbroke an innocent child
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>>537428638
Ground work is only shilled for front runners, anyone else doesn't want it.
Front runner meta doesn't start to take off until Seiun Sky, only a few lucky ones and whales will use it next CM.
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>>537428269
Doto Rape
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>>537428657
Viable but i use my dasca as a power front propeller for my TRUE ace pace mayano
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>>537428638
Frontrunners need early accel like groundwork so they get first immediately since most nige skills need 1st or a huge gap.
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>>537428467
My cute husband Kiki
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>>537428042
>MISDIRECTION
Actually, that would be kinda cool.
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>>537428725
She is the scion of a new era, she leads the way and inspire others, doesn't mean she has to win every time
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>>537426330
The one and only.
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Consider
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>>537428829
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>>537428786
she doesn't love you back
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>>537425161
MY BRO!
>>537425684
>he delivered
HOLY FUCKING BASED!
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>>537428921
>teio
>stupid
what the fuck is that about
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>>537428942
Raccoon dogs are so cute
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Tried running my winning ticket in some room matches. She either finishes in the middle of the pack, or just fucking zooms around the final corner and beat umas that are like 2000+ points higher with max stam and all that. Just gonna hope I luckshit my through this cm, can't really be bothered anymore.
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>>537428016
HOLD ON
anon might be cooking something over here
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Who is the ugliest uma?
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>>537424456
I can't deny I like her bod but that appeal is secondary at best to her angelic preciousness
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>>537428895
>scion
I don't think that word means what you think it does
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>>537428895
>scion of a new era
That's literally Tachyon's role though, seeing how she directly influenced Pokke, Cafe and Dantsu
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>>537426330
My wife and her girlfriend
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>>537428921
>opera
>stupid
this man can't handle a bit of fabulous
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Long distance on Team Trials is kind of bullshit isnt it? The race variance is too high. What is the usual current meta ? Max stam, min 800 speed/pwr ? How many gold recoveries?
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>>537428921
Looks about right.
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>>537427143
>smaller
JP playerbase during uma's first year is like 5x as big as current global.
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how bad is it for a golshi to have <400 wit
like around 380
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What the fuck is that name
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>>537425684
You look like you're pregnant in the first trimester
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>>537428921
How is Mayano not stupid?
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>>537428921
maya is barely sapient
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>Get a god run for mayano
>slacker + practice poor in classic year
>okay that’s fine
>missed 12% in senior summer
>practice poor + awful + stats down
>forced to spend five turns with NO trainings to get this fixed
What the fuck man
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>>537429292
still thinner than you then LMAO
>im not fat
still bigger (in height) than you then third worlder LMAO
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>>537428921
>McQueen in smart
>Super Creek in smart
>Top Gun in average (?????????????)
>Daiwa in average
>Rice in average
>Condor in stupid
>Teio in stupid
>Special Needs not below stupid
There is so much falsehood and agenda in this that I can't even begin to parse it.
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>>537428921
DS is a genius
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>>537429071
It's a good lesson in the reverse perspective too, that no matter how hard you try and prep that things can just go wrong and your uma can 12 billion yen incident you, so it's good not to burn yourself out or get too stitched up over a loss. Because sometimes people who spent a fraction of the time and energy you did will beat you and it will absolutely mystify you.
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>>537428921
Teio didn't get her father's brain genes...
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>>537429085
>>537428016
>umamusume is a guts game
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>>537428921
Pasa is unironically not stupid, anon
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>>537428921
Vodka is average, she's just cringe not dumb
Scarlet and Biwa are smart
Tachyon is very smart
King is average
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>>537428817
I'm willing to gamble on borrowing Seiun for cancer CM until I can hopefully get her on the all spark banner. Imma bring my Makween to as many CMs as I can.

>>537428858
That makes sense. I hadn't thought about the skill activation requirements. Also, since it's early race you can proc it easily with greens, right?
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>>537429285
Can’t fucking believe Worm has been forced into my Uma game.
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can she do it bros
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>>537427671
it's trash until they rework final spurt
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>>537429609
>Vodka is average
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>Rice Shower, McQueen (Anime) and Special Week are all stupid whores who hate me and produce only bad runs
...So how usable are Scarlet and Tom Cruise for this CM? They're the other 2 long-usable honses I have with an innate gold recovery.
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Why does Pokke make trannies here seethe?
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>>537429639
Easy third place
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>>537428643
>>537428895
can't wait to scout her
I feel like despite her being the protagonist she isn't as popular as she could be, even before Global released on JP I don't see that many artists drawing Pokke often
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>>537429639
My wife is so cute
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what is the point of putting these sock looking things on the horse's legs? and before you ask, duramente is a completely brown horse from head to toe
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>>537429435
Agreed, hope with time I find a proper balance between tryharding and having fun.
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>>537429617
"Worm"...
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>>537429609
>King is average
WRONG
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>>537429280
380 to 400 is like a 1% activation chance difference. But it's playing with fire to let it slip at much more than that.
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>>537429369
so... not a god run?
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>>537429280
ok it's actually 343 wit
is my witlet gonna be ok
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>>537429793
Represents an endangered species
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>>537429639
>>537429795
>>537429810
tosen jordan must smell good because natie spent 99% of the race with her nose up tosen jordan's ass
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lets face it, nobody in this thread is hitting 1200/1200 long S
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>Try to build parents
>bad sparks
>Try to build aces
>no rainbows, night owl, failed trianing, fail ura finals
I'm gonna lose it
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>>537429818
They look cool, next question.
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>>537430036
post credit score
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>>537429639
By all rights she should, but I'm confident you'll find a way to blow it.

>>537429980
Well done.
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>>537430036
yeah ive resigned to group b already
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>>537429996
So that's where Ms. #1 got her neediness from and love of piggyback trainer rides
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>>537429639
Yeah wit is p good
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Low IQ
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>>537430050
Just keep building parents
First time I had so many white sparks that I got a scroll bar. The blue+red spark wasn't good but ngl it felt pretty good
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>>537428016
this sounds so stupid i'm gonna do it with taishin
i dont care if i get gaslight dancer'd
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>>537428773
>I like his videos awakened me to the truthpill of white sparks + mid blue and pink > 3 star blue ass sparks
3 stars are only good if you are trying to build yourself a 9*spark parent to rely less on guest borrows, but yeah if you have 8*spark parent of your own with good white and pink sparks that will obviously be better.
a statstick that gives you +126 on a needed stat is better than nothing for those with a weak deck
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>>537430159
deck?
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Post Daiwa x Trainer
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>>537420313
>Now, third time's the charm, right?
It... actually was. Third borrow run was the smoothest run I've had all weekend. Sufficient rainbows, didn't lose a single race, didn't fail any of Super Creek's 5% Trials of Terror, got just about all the hints I was hunting for, even got a relevant green from a G1, got the hot spring ticket(!). Holy shit if only I could luckshit like this building my aces, because on parent runs it DOESN'T DO JACK SHIT WHEN YOU LOSE THE SPARK ROULETTE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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So what's the modern method for spark farming? Is it the autism method on gametora or is there something not as soul sucking?
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>>537430036
Ive just gotten a good parent with long spark, have mid speed cards and above average stam cards, the grind beins tomorrow
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>>537430050
KEEP AT IT
I'M IN THE SAME BOAT AS YOU EXCEPT I RARELY FAIL URA
WE WILL WIN IN THE END OR YOU WILL DIE
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>>537430036
You don't need more than 800 stamina with 2-3 gold recoveries and high wit to tank debuffs, manage your stamina better and not get rushed
Speed, Power and Guts are the real filter in Gemini
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What do the stars on white skills do? Higher hint levels or chance to proc?
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>>537429223
That's just straight up not true
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Hmm anyone have any suggestions for this deck? Trying to get at least 1k spd and 1k stam on my gold ship. Im also running a 9 stam 7 (?) Speed parent with double circle affinities.
I keep being either short on speed or being way below in power
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im just going to use my taurus ace and call it a day
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>>537430159
>making it through ura with sub 350 wit
Fuggin how?
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>>537429369
how in any way did this start off as a "god run"
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>>537425678
Japanese have like a whole month to grind a perfect uma
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>>537427790
We didn’t even know how inheritance worked. We assumed it was like real genetics and inbreeding increased the chance of the same factors appearing, so to aim for a 9* blue/pink, one idea was to use one of the grandparents as the 2nd parent. Some umatuber was collecting data to support this but I don’t remember if it was ever disproven. You can probably still find the discussion in the archives.
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>hit senior year with top cun still on blue
Just go sit in stamina you little brat
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Is there a guide somewhere on how to raise parents, grandparents, aces, etc...
I'm stuck to B+ tier and I know I have to be a bit serious about preparation to break the A barrier.
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>>537430480
alarm clocks
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>>537430287
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good session I made three botched B+ golshis
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>>537430272
12 stam
3 power
1 guts(kek)
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>>537427960
>velocity skills are good the whole race
lol
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>>537430438
yeah
3* is 9% and 1* is 3%
i think it stacks additively too
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>>537430287
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>>537430036
I'm just gonna do my best.
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>>537430460
Umamusume is a highroll game.
Also maybe give up on having 3 Golds on your golshi and drop McQueen for an actual good card.
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I need all of the bridewife umas on my account NOW
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7ul-sp0lE8k
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Such good white sparks totally WASTED
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Why did they make Manhattan Cafe a schizo here when her IRL counterpart was well-known as an actor for a jap drama? He even won a best actor award
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>>537430602
Ah, so you really want 3 stars. Back to the mines for me. Thanks anon
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>>537430460
You can borrow a Creek, run 4/2 and hope for the breath of fresh air event. As long as you have your own umas as parents you can simply grind a decent Golshi
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>>537430287
>marked
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>>537430707
tachyon event
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>>537430707
time to take the ultimate copiumpill and see this shit and say "wow, another fantastic great grandparent h-haha!"
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>event story isn't about (you) marrying Mayano Top Wife
what is even the point of this stupid ass game
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>>537430480
Front runner all the way
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>>537429952
It started off really well but then a series of unfortunate occurrences has forced me to try and throw as much speed as I could but, for some fuckinh reason, everyone either wanted to go in guts or fuck off to wit
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>>537430707
where are the good white sparks
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>narita taishin career
>get the 'old classmate shows up to bully her for being short' mood down event THREE(3) times
How the hell are her haters this dedicated??? wtf did she do in elementary school?
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>>537430448
It's true though. Everyone in Japan was playing it and it was #1 on google play store for like 3 months straight.
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>>537430827
>tachyon'ing a speed/style
don't do this
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always borrow tazuna mlb and youll get like 2/6 chance to press speed or stam facilities with her on it. I got speed lvl 5 before senior year. thats basically like having permanent summer.
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>>537431051
post your 1200/1200 goldship that was made using 3/2/1 (tazuna)
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>must rolls
>wedding mayano (done)
>wedding nishino
>wedding sweep
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>>537430823
>Go-Home Specialist
My Golshi isn't lvl 5
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>>537430448
lol
uma was fucking big in its first year
the launch month alone made more money than the entirety of what global earned up to now
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>>537430287
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today I learned that king is very good at video games(because of her VA)
she's a GAMER
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>>537430287
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>>537430823
I gotta still borrow cuz im lacking some of the skills. The air groove and tm opera are some parents i made and im borrowing a Rudolf an anon posted a while back.
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>>537425684
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Please forces that be, give me a good run so I can do literally anything else
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>>537431163
where did you find my specific tailored roll plans?
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>>537431221
>king halo calls people nigger faggots in counterstrike
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WAO
ANSHIN
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>>537431170
Well,you better get her to 5,its not optional.
Where you think a recovery will come from.
>>537431297
Thats your parent? Ooof thats gonna be rough
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>>537425814
>>537428192
Funniest part is that she gets late into the party, so when she finally manages to dab on Oguri she can't even enjoy it because she knows she's facing her on her downfall
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EXPLODE
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These are my best 2 parents. How can I improve them?
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>the only way for non endclosers to fight against endclosers is to create a lot of distance for endclosers to cover
>except that kyoto 3200m clumps everyone together right before the spurt no matter how fast or slow everyone is going so endclosers ignore their only disadvantage
The more I learn about gemini the more I hate it.
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>>537429818
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_leg_protection

you have a whole article to learn about it
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>>537431141
i dont have borrows rn but im going to double ss speed stam tommorow.
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Guts build king halo?
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>>537431297
Oops didnt post the air groove. I also considered gambling on the bofa event but I feel like thats just another hurdle of rng that id have to go through which feels like it wouldnt be thst worth it. I think I will drop the McQueen card since I do have the kyoto spark and just pray for that to go through.
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isnt wedding mayano end closer pretty good for this CM?
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THIS IS THE THIRD RAFFLE IN A ROW WHERE NATIE WON THIRD PRIZE CARROT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>537431513
this is why velocity/accel skills before the final spurt are also useful but uma is gaslighting game
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>>537431513
it's a real shitpisser of a race, honestly should go die in a dumpster fire. every room I've done of it I feel like I just want to move on to the next CM more and more.
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>>537431502
KACHORPA!
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>tfw no relentlessly extroverted idiot good-hearted friend to bring me out of my brooding loner shell like Tickezo is with Taishin
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>>537431665
She's cursed.
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Any final spurt skills related to front runner?
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WTF BRO
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>>537431468
Yeah ive been trying to grind out a debuffer for my cm team as well as kinda trying out some combos for high affinity and my spark luck is just avg at best lol
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>>537431525
neat, thanks
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>>537427673
Any JP players or such that can shed some light on this?
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>>537431763
Do you have any kind of redeeming qualities that would lead someone to want to make that kind of effort for you?
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im still averaging 7k to 14k per run because of the crap cards lol .
I wanna go back to vagrant story asap
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>>537431821
Your IQ?
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>>537431665
canon event
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>>537431246
It's weird but I specifically like images where the Uma realizes the power difference for the first time
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>>537431624
Thats also a poor parent.
Id suggest you dont push yourself too hard with the backbreaking work for this CM and try to breed in some 3* 3 URAs in your roster.
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>>537431793
For what distance/race?
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>>537431763
"TAISHIIIN TESTOOOO" is the cutest fucking voice line.
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goldship cmGODS
4/2 or 3/3?
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>>537431889
NTA but IKTF and I do.
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nyooo...
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>>537427673
>>537431872
Reliable CM winners for the next 2 years (probably shorter due to accelerated shedule)
Oguri/xmas Oguri
Seiun / Summer Maruzensky / Valentine Bourbon tripple front runners
Gold Ship / Taishin End closer
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I built a front runner and she gets passed by pace chasers before the final spurt in gemini. wtf even is this race.
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>umamusume uses her ultimate
>nukes the entire world or rapes you
why do the japs have to power creep everything?
I remember when ults were just cutesy determinations to win
now these bitches turn into super saiyans or whatever
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>>537431889
I'm a cute boy like Narita Taishin
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>>537431994
so what then, 600 speed/stam/pow to rng 3* blue
and then just win ura and hope you 3* ura finale?
that's just as backbreaking to get
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>>537432195
Mwah, thanks. I'll take the jump so.
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>>537432040
For Gemini. Trying to do something neat
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>>537431994
Dang welp I guess I'll keep at it. Im only going hard cuz of the wheel event so its just motivation to grind really. I guess I'll do more parent runs later. I do have a couple of decent ura sparks lying around so I guess I'll just try and see what I get later. Thanks
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>>537432195
Taishin for above mile is a whale uma
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>>537432227
Hey uh....
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Golshi game
you read that right
>>537432195
get used to it she's not going anywhere
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>>537431889
Most people have some redeeming qualities.
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>>537432075
does tickezo ever say that herself or is it only referenced by taishin?
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Dream check, /uma/.
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>>537432453
Nah, I mean the way Taishin says it. There's a tonne of other "TAISHIIIIIIIN, <insert noun here>" things though.
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>>537432481
how
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>>537431793
This and Red Shift are the best.
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>>537432227
Bad Teio
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>>537432336
honestly, you'll probably only have enough SP for 3 greens + groundwork + 2 gold recovery skills, then front/long corners/straightaways
any other skill for front would be too expensive and not really worth
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>>537432195
>all late surgers and nearly all pace chasers simply exist to be passed by end and let them activate their skills for the next two years
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cooldown has to be a meme man that bitch ends her event chain too fast
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Fuku is sick of all the shit spoken about her
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Here's your raffle bro
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>>537432609
>>537432623
Appreciate it!
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>>537432576
like what, I've only seen the taishin test one
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>>537431943
That just means you have good taste.
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>>537432150
BASED DANCHOU
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>>537432717
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>>537432609
>>537432728
unrestrained will not work for the next CM, 100% not worth taking
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>>537432672
Genuinely why is Fuku not the main character instead of Special Ed
She's literally the gamba honse
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>>537432779
I mean lines where it's Ticket yelling. There's only the one where Taishin is mocking her.
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I wonder if this is the play to make getting other SSR chains more consistent
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>>537432717
I dread the raffle in any ace run and know whenever I need mood up I get carrot, and whenever I think "please god just give me energy" I get tissues.
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>>537432287
Oh yeah, it is.900/900/900 and whatever sparks you want if possible. You also skip training for amassing as many G1s as you can.
2 URA is relatively common, 3 URA is 5% longshot but once you get it its your primary breeder. Two of them and youre set for non-borrowing.
Later on we will get special events where you get a consumable that allows you to upgrade the blue spark on umas.

This is my primary parent uma.
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>>537432226
>I remember when ults were just cutesy determinations to win
Name three 3* uma ults with animations that make any kind of sense
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>>537427673
golshi doesn't really fall off until a year later in the late mant/grand live era but never reaches the same heights as the first 2 cms
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why was the japanese derby a big deal for vodka?
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>>537432890
I assumed he wasn't retarded and asking about a reasonable front runner distance.
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How you can't difference betweem a uma tail and a cock?
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>>537432717
>>537432934
have you tried being lucky?
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>>537432924
ah ogey
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>>537432942
Recommendations for parents to be doing this on? I'm always worried I'll put the effort in only to have it be on a horse that I can't use for breeding (as it is the target horse, or whatever).
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Parents with the most longevity in JP? Other than Seiun Sky, everyone here knows that one. I just want to make sure I'm funneling my efforts to the right things since we're all playing lottery odds.
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>>537432717
At least it ain't tissues
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>>537433065
want to try again ESL-kun?
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>>537433206
>>537433206
>>537433206
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>>537432336
Nothing specific to front, other than taking Front Straightaways and praying for a 1/4 that it pops on the last straight. Homestretch Haste/In Body and Mind should technically work, though.
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does anyone remember that talk about how Japanese turf was less injury prone than american turf? Was it because it was softer or something?
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>>537433174
Most people got good sparks on Oguri,so not her.
Post your roster and lets see whats doable.
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>>537432717
Yesterday I finally got two onsen tickets with different umas after almost a whole month of getting nothing
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I fucking hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it. I hate how an ace run can get screwed over instantly with a practice poor night owl combo, I hate how I wasted a borrow on a tanked run because I'm no longer gonna be able to hit the stat thresholds because I have to waste 2+ fucking turns trying to rectify shit outside of my control. Here's a picture of Creek, fuck you.
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>>537432942
the odds of 3 URA is so godawful I hope you realize you hit the lottery odds breeding that thing and that this isn't sound advice for the average person here
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FINALLY
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>>537433315
Somehow burgers suck at turf treatment, I remember how soccer teams always complain about it too. They host the world cup next year so remember this, you will see a record of injuries like no other world cup before
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>spent all that time and hardwork to be a trainer
>chooses haru urara of all horses
Really? She canonically looses to NPCs too you know?
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>>537432942
> 3 URA is 5% longshot but once you get it its your primary breeder
Is 3 URA really more important than solid blue/pink?
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Air Groove's career is so chill.
>no kikuka sho
>no tenno sho spring
>no arima kinen
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>>537433747
no
it's not realistically feasible to land all that before tachyon events appear
>4 in 5 of your 3* sparks won't have URA Finale on them
>1 in 20 of those sparks that do have the URA spark will have it at 3*
1 in 120 3* sparks will have that combo without qol systems
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>>537433426
Ive got one perfect roll sofar and 5-6 3* 2 URAs.
One perfect roll lets you gamble for more common 9* 8URA parents.
>>537433747
Nah, the combined effect is the thing. 9 blues is good, stacked URAs massively pads your statlines.
ONE 3 URA is 33 speed/stam and you got 12 chances to roll it. Four rolls and you got a guaranteed ace.
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>>537434006
1 in 100, math is hard
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>>537433521
Remember to use protection
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>>537434112
>ONE 3 URA is 33 speed/stam and you got 12 chances to roll it.
this nigga really out there banking on 18* blue + 18* URA sparks
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>>537433780
I her career goals i felt were easy enough but for whatever reason she just doesnt like winning whenever I build her as a debuffer. Took so many runs to get all the mats for the oka sho cuz both my daiwa and groove kept jobbing in the race.
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>>537432150
Based danchou. I hope to be able to join that club!
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>>537434112
i only have one character with ura finale 3 but it rolled 3* power and 3* pace
wouldn't those blue/pinks make it worthless to use as a parent
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>>537434315
Well i usually bank around 18* 14-15 URAs here.
>>537434445
Power is great on URA actually. Its the stat it doesnt increase that you want.
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The next scenarios continue after the ura finals?
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>>537433019
first mare to win it
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>>537422609
a deck that's even worse than mine? The fuck?
everyone post your decks!
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>>537431665
just think of it like, when you get the carrot, it means you didnt get the tissues.
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>>537428921
Brian is in the student council, only smart people work there, also Teio is as smart as McQueen, at least when it comes to school grades.
And Tachyon should be moved to very smart.
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>>537435707
>Air Shakur
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king halo is better than tosho. she has firm conditions
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>>537428921
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOO DAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIII
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Is there any in game list of what cards are available in the scout pools? Websites like game8 don't list whether cards are available or not
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>>537443603
literally every card gets added to every future banner
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>>537443778
Wait, so Kitasan is just in the standard pool now?
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>>537444343
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>>537444343
Yes, same for horses.
Is one of the reasons why is better to roll on rate up banner for horses, rather than wait for the future banner
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>>537445364
>>537445389
So what the fuck was everyone wailing about not getting her at first? Just minmax autism?
Anyway, I'm trying to decide whether to use my free ticket to roll for breaking Kawakami Princess, or any of my other cards
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>>537445558
Because the pool is diluted and will become more so as time goes on.
also, recommendation was 3LB as the upgrade to MLB isn't a big enough jump for the cost and everyone could be spooked or wait for half anniversary.
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>>537445389
Its the reason its pointless to care about the miniscule odds of pulling the horse you want and just roll whenever you need to scratch the gacha itch.



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