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Finally a birthday thread
I want to believe in the birthday thread
come up already
Elevens hated him because he told the truth
Igimass
based. did we beat the discord cabal?
death death to discord
Its up
>>537419084nonomer's nonomers
I forgot to do my GA before the maint
>birthday tranny finally wonHappy now?
>>537419397this thread was made BY the discord cabal. notice all the ritualposts that have already been made
Discord thread.
Nooooo, not the koyuki thread. Fuck you jannies
is it up? I was playing BP
It's not funny anymore, when is it up?
IT'S UP
>>537419532it's up
>>537419456This guy lied
will this little baby stop chimping out now that he got his thread to be used?
>DeletedHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA GET FUCKED FAGGOTS
- Maintenance Compensation: Pyroxene x1,200- Apologies: 10-Recruitment Ticket x2, AP x1,000, Tactical Challenge Coin x150, Lesson Ticket x7, Bounty Ticket x7, Scrimmage Ticket x7, [Event] Machine Part x1,000, [Event] Unusual Screw x1,000, [Event] Weird Wire x1,000If we get less than this I'm gonna be mad
>>537419390>westoids don't believe in the quality of their games>japs don't believe in the quality of their gameswow... we are not so much different...
>>537419084Koyuki was the true EOS student all along.WAIT! SEIA MADE FRIENDS WITH KOYUKI ON THAT LAST EVENT!???!I'M NOTICING
>>537419627heehee
This time Nonomi's birthday will be sacrificed for 1 free spark worth of ticketsWake me up when servers are online Sept 2
>>537419627Yuuka was right...
Get it up, I'm trying to min max for ligma here
>>537419563>>537419564nigger
>>537419601It's going to be down for at least a day so it should be way more
Lads... I'm going to miss two headpats today because of the maintenance...
>>537419591Took you two threads to finally win. KOYUKI GODS raped your brain.
IT'S UPhttps://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1960207026740690982
Happy birthday to my beloved. Shame about the game, though.
Leaguechads are laughing at us...
>>537419606japan is just two years behind westerners. Now they're consuming the DEI slop to the fullest
>>537419709Don't cry Seia...
The peroro clear with 9 teams is still at the top, and there are currently 267 Lunatic clearsIs that a lot?
>>537419390He's not wrong to laugh but the few jp gachas that are actually decent blow 99% of the competition out of the water. Gakumas alone is better than almost everything coming out of the CN market focusing on a big budget 3d open world.
>>537419506i need cosplayer sex
Someone is getting plapped for this
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>537419591This day will be remembered for Koyuki so who's the real winner?
>>537419818>8/26>scheduled maintenancdMomoi has some choice words for you
I really hope the nigger who is responsible for all this gets the same treatment as koyuki but IRLHopefully he will get to share his cell with pikachuman, he deserves it
I'm kinda glad I logged back in for the mid day 50 AP and used them all. I'm not gonna miss it though once it gets condensed to the new 100 AP daily in jp.
>>537419738I'm always up for Rena
20 MINUTES
>>537420039What if they are the same person?
THIS IS NOT A DRILL GO GO GOhttps://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1917111609446830100https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1917111609446830100https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1917111609446830100
>>537419542Hey... you didn't let me claim my AP...
>>537419808>pictureIboogiposter?
>>537420039Nah he's based just like GODyuki
>>537419878That's more than Goz and Hovercraft had at this time. Once again the people dooming about how impossible it was on the first day got proven wrong again.
>>537419808i'm going to miss the 5am exp and some dailies i didn't claim because they line up with my sleep schedule
There is no proof that the game will be up tomorrow. When 4chin went down, it lasted more than a week.
You know it in your heat that this is your fault.
>>537419818You got me asshole
>>537420039Realistically what charges would even stick for something like this?
>>537420217>heat
>>537420185NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLUNATIC IS IMPOSSIBLEONLY WHALES WILL BE ABLE TO DO IIIIIITI'M QUITTING THIS FAGGOT GAME
KIM WON HA
>>537420217to be fair they should have an entire dev team behind itwith 4chan it was just a few autists
What if the hacker used koyuki as a funny smokescreen to keep people off-guard? While people grin at a fitting prank, the hacker leaks all associated passwords and personal information
>>537419601we're getting a tenner + 1kAP
>>537419998Looking back I can't believe that maint was only 4 + 8 hours
>>537420159I always wondered, are they digital only? I want a physical disc.
This wouldn't have happened if Misaki was a blue/purple striker insteadNexon picked the wrong student to hate, now they pay the price
So how did the nihahack happen?
It's NOT up you lying faggots!!!
>>537419878there are 6 team clears so it's fine
my 20 pyros...gone forever...
>>537420336nobody stores user password anymore.
She won.
You are laughing now but when the guy publishes the databreach with your password and email you are gonna shit your pants
>>537419084absolutely based. fuck tourist niggers shitting up the place
>>537420129Made me check.
>>537420382We still don't know
DyńamisOne sends its regards.
>>537420336I don't think there is much for him to steal besides nexon accountsYou kind of deserved it if your nexon account is filled with your real personal data, kept cc stored, etc
>>537420268Any time spent with servers shut down is money lost. Any money lost is already grounds for legal action.
>>537420415we'll get even more from compensation
>>537420503Ur the tourist
>>537420384>>537420510What date do we have?What date does the post mention?Are people this retarded?
>>537420558AIEEEEEEE
>>537420493Don't avatarfag with himari when your IQ is below room temperature faggot.
Newfags are gonna need their AP from 2x but more importantly I hope we get some PVP coins to make up for this
>>537420467I'm will put Koyuki solo to derank in pvp once maintenance will passShe will get plenty of time to reflect on what she has done after getting raped by 1000 sHanakos
Bricked status?
>>537420159Is the Shigure ASMR uploaded anywhere?
>>537420586Imagine seething for the rest of your life about a game with stolen assets not being released
>>537420503Waahhh waahhh nobody cares about Nonomi
>doesn't want to be beat or hated>still does stupid shitWhat the FUCK is her problem? ADHD? She's the type of girl who'd do Jackass parodies with other retards.
>>537420705Rerolling after maint
>>537420268Illegal access has always been a crime in most countries' cybercrime laws
>>537420464>nobody stores user password anymore.Nobody does that in places that isn't south korea, you mean.SK is infamous for poor security practices. it's not beyond the pale for a large Korean company like nexon to store user passwords.
Jeets are still brown>Jeets are still brownJeets are still brown>Jeets are still brown
>>537420754anon don't do it. I know it's cute but don't
>>537420667
I emptied out my shops for the monthly yesterday so I'm good with that...but i didn't do my dailies today since I usually do them 2-3 hours ago. fuck this shit
>>537420143Get your mind out of the gutter, Anon. What are you reading into that picture?
>>537420729Yes
>this makes Nexon HQ seethe
>>537420672PVP tickets *
>>537420720guh...
>>537420729if you have the RJ you can try japaneseasmr.com or asmr.one
>>537420586>we could have a KINO main story parallel worlds chapter where Kuzunoha's world is KV>all ruined by the sheer greed and main character syndrome of a few idiots
>>537420615But I suffered more than the others. They should compensate me more.
>>537420776She's self-aware but unable to change herself, she's very tragic and you should pity her.
>>537420768Nobody cares about flat gambler either
I am humbly requesting all of your Koharu reaction pics for my folder. I've lost my previous one...
RIP LAZY SENSEIS DAILY PYROX AND APGOD BE WITH YOU
>>537420672They gave 150 during Fuuka's birthday so it'll probably be the same since its compensation for people who missed their daily claim
>>537420754
>>537420801Indians are dominating US universities and high management positions in mega corporations.
Resetposters status?
>>537419856Nice multimedia franchise you got there.
Can we even pray ball?
>>537420703Don't forget her alts and-Ah. Yeah...
Oh shit I didn't claim pvp rewards because I got knocked out of top 10. Err any chances of this shit being fixed in 10 hours?
>>537420962This will fill up like half of the thread.
>>537420825retard
>>537419542>Do you hate me now?>implying i ever didntlol
>>537420925All the new art she's getting says different LMAO!What's your next cope?
>>537420850I was only referencing its /tv/ usage
>Little bit over 10 minutes leftMY 50 AP
FIX THE GAME JOON NEXON
Is this seriously how I lose my day 1 login streak?
Why would seiaposters do this, bros?
BEHOLD THE ERA OF DOOM
>>537420586I still don't get why this announcement generated such a mass meltdownGooks really are just rabid animals at heart
10 minutesare resetanons ready??
>my "pat + spend AP" alarm just went off
>>537421020
I failed my torment hit
>>537420962I think I can see it
>>537421093I am intelligent. And you are mad :3
>>537421186yesand the more you cry about it, the more you're going to deserve it
YOU LIED ON THE INTERNETS
>>537421150Park Nexon already declared that it'll take 2 days
>>537421059Yes, you can!
>>537421186Go do literally anything else, it's going to take a while
Should I play on PC or phone?
>I am Izayoi Nonomi, second year student in Abydos High School...and this [grabs Mini No. 5] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Mini No. 5] She weighs 135 kilograms and fires 30 thousand yen, custom-tooled cartridges at 10 thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at Sensei] It costs 60 million yen to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.>The memories you make with your friends are priceless, for everything else there's Kivotos Express
>>537421186? I cann see losing the daily tasks pyrox and ap but how the fuck do you not log in to use cafe ap and stuff since yesterday?
>>537421367whatever is more convenient for you to play on, but the pc client is pretty slick
>>537421367PCbut you can't right now due to the Nihahahack
I NEED TO HEADPAT MY STUDENTS
>>537420962
>>537421078Last time we had unscheduled maint toward the end of the ingame day like this they gave out free tickets for bounty/scrim/pvp I think
>reset posters get the rope>lucklets don't need to log in because they'll get nothing anyway heehee
>>537421186Why didn't you login earlier
>>537420594My nexon account uses the same password I use to access my 20 year old Gmail account, my bank, my work login, payment portal for utilities, brokerage accounts, crypto wallet, and retirement account.
>>537421104>muh artlow IQ redditorgo back
>>537420586Immediately innundated with futafags, death was a mercy
>>537421186yes
>All the Nexon devs working overtime to fix shit>Gulim is up just reposting art in twitterH-he's helping...
>>537421257
>>537421373lmao
>>537421257>worst character appears
funnily enough i changed my password yesterday
>>537421494Doesn't matter if he logged in today because we'll miss the next daily no matter what
>>537421538fuck is he supposed to do
Post daughters
>>537420868thanks I found it.https://japaneseasmr.com/136760/
>>537421471Umm, you posted a wrong pic
>>537421085Then please pretend that I just posted the lewdest image ever seen on /bag/
>>537421583Leisa always makes time for her friends
>>537421208>I still don't get why this announcement generated such a mass meltdownBecause the announcement confirmed that half the BA team left to make that game, the implications were obvious for BA at the time
>>537421496Well, looks like you have something very productive to do in this boring Sunday now
>>537421186Don't worry bro, this is not going to be a one day thing. We'll all be equal tomorrow.
WAIT I DIDN'T COLLECT THE 200 AP FUCK
FIVE MINUTES
>>537421712
>>537421583
I'm about to lose all of my weekly missions.
>>537420962I have too many
its over...
>>537421410Thanks>>537421424>but you can't right now due to the NihahahackI probably won't understand but can I get a qrd
>>537421678Those are my wives
>5 minutes until daily reset, MONTHLY reset, and 2x ending>all that saved AP gone like cum in the rain>some niggas are gonna miss a month of shop>i'll probably miss the 'chievement pyros for gourmet story640 Koyuki elephs, please and thank you
MY HEADPAAAAAAAAT
>>537421706Good to hear. Have fun.
The Koyuki Army won't stop until the apologems are send to every able bodied sensei
apparently we're getting a "do anything you want with Arona for 24h" tickets as an apology
>>537420962There is a mega folder in the OP retard-kun
>>537421678
If all the hacker really did was give us unlimited koyuki works, then what a fucking legend
>>537421538the fuck is an artist supposed to do
>>537421951Well they already have my address now so I'm expecting a fresh Arona for my personal usage
>>537421367PC works better but honestly phone is more than enough for doing your dailies
>>537421373No one cares man
>>537421898The game wont be down that long, you'll still get the gourmet story rewards at least
>>537421812
>>537422006he gave us massive compensation
>>537421875game is offline for everyone for maintenance rn cause of a hack.
>>537421875the game is in forced maintenance because someone hacked the servers and fucked with the game in very funny ways, like making every student in the club koyuki or making the front page news koyuki
anyone has that webm of arona poledancing?
>>537421875Someone hacked the game's server earlier today and spammed a dork that laughs like that everywhere. It started here >537382572.You can see a recording in this post >>537405813
>>537421663>>537422030That's the funny part. It's 3 am in gookland and they woke him up too.
You just know a shitload of people are about to try to login and discover this for the first timeI would not like to be in charge of the phones at Nexon right now
>>537422154Yeah
The 2x exp...
>still down
>>537422065I hope we get a bunch of koyuki correction art for this event
>>537422006I wonder how long he had access to the servers and if he did anything else
>>537422125you know it would have been really based if web panel was countless BA doujin shots
So we all agree that people who like annoying girls are at best trolls and at worst complete retard berzerk brainlets, right?
>>537421373
>>537422064>>537421951What's better than posting thechilds ass?
IF THE GAME COMES UP RIGHT NOW I STILL HAVE 60 SECONDS TO HEADPAT MY STUDENTS AND CLAIM MY MONTHLIES
>>537422086
Post daughterWives
>>537421960why do the nips like making Reisa suffer
T-MINUS 60 seconds LEFT
MY FUCKING DAILIES AND MONTHLIES
>>537421981I don't see it
>>537422210post it
>we
AAAIIIIEEEEEEE
>>537422312Its literally impossible to reach the cafe screen that quickly on mobile anyway
>check spammed link>some lauraB person model is regular contentsurprisingly they are more degenerate than us
treeset
Renaset
Oh well, back to playing fagwarts legussy. Koyuki mod for it when? I want to nihaha on a broom.
KOYUKISET
resetalice!
resetkaede
resetarona
EOSet
It's over...
RESET KOYUKI
NOSET
>>537422352I didn't get the ending of that doujin because I can't read nip.
>>537421951I can make her do all my gacha dailies? Awesome
My APMy 20 gems
>>537421992That's some serious slouch from sensei>>537421678
>>537422395There's more than one.
I don't wanna lose my day2 login streak!!!!!
It's so over
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
RESET POSTERS LOST BIGLY
VIVA BLUE ARCHIVE HASTA LA MUERTE
>Maintenance in progress.>Closing the app.
Don't forget to headpat your students...
It's not same...
>>537421379fuck off back to cuck/bag/ LOSER
>>537422352that's literally her character. she doesn't fit in - despite not being (genuinely) autistic.
It's the end of times...
Neruset
>Sagrada ResetIt's over.
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537422487>>537422489>>537422490>>537422491>>537422492>>537422494>>537422495
Now what...?
Discordxisters are playing SM64 in their group chat while we sit here waiting...
If you lost your login streak you deserve it desu
>>537422345
Alright, so, uhhhhhhI'm gonna need 6000 apologems, 50 purple artifact boxes of choice, 1000 ligma, 30 bounty, lesson, scrimmage tickets, 4000 pvp, ta, ga and jfd coins, 20 purples gifts of choice and 10$ google play coupon for the selectorYep, that'll be enough to cover for the psychological damage
>>537422064I love Kiki
>>537422523good lord
>>537422479>>537422553
>>537422576go back
FUCK YOU JOHN NEXON
Reset I guess.
>>537422638DIE
>>537422495>>537422498>>537422492>>537422491>>537422490>>537422489>>537422487>>537422484>>537422479>rese....ACK
>>537422638I want to do this to my daughter Alice
HINAJANNY DON'T LOOK
Today would have been the day I would have gone 5/5 in PvP had I been able to log in
NOTHING RESET STOP LYING
Its amazing how the monkey manages to seethe here all day on a rest day lmao
>>537422682Wait for the trucks
>>537422682See you next week for the compensation.
>>537420754Artist source?
>>537422662>>537422487>>537422489>>537422490>>537422491>>537422492>>537422495Doesn't count
>>537419885Other than blue archive if you count it and gakumas what even is there? Most gachas are trash from the start or turn degenerate over time.
>>537422876And now you can't, because of people who think annoying girl equals funny.
Alrightee, I'm hitting the sack, folks. Have a good night
>>537422990B8MEl
>>537423051See you in 4 hours SEAsensei
>>537423051Die in your sleep.
>>537422934It's even sadder now that we know he's American too. I would have given him the benefit if he was actually a SEAnigga>>537423051It's 2pm
>>537423051Good night, saaaaaaaar
>>537422502Reisa is clearly distraught in the first panel but puts on an act, Kazusa notices there's something wrong and asks if something happened
@hina DO SOMETHING
>>537423006UMA, but it's just as old as BA. I don't know if any new successful gacha came after UMA from japan. Feels like ever since genshin released no jap gachas took off.
It counts because I play on both servers.
It's over
>>537423185slop
>>537423179ShhhhLet her sleep
Reisa is for ____
>missed all dailies>missed all weeklies>mail gifts are going to begin expiring the longer the maint goes, since I tend to accumulate and claim them all at once on sundayapologems better be fucking good
i cant pray gaemgaem dokogaem dokowhere is gaem
>>537423129There are other continents in the world mexican-kun
If we don't get at least 20 close-up violent penetration images of Koyuki out of this I'm going to be very upset
>>537423218We love AI kino here.
Let me in.
Why was my resetpost the only one that got hijacked
>>537423252loving rape
>>537422736Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, almost forgotand a large soda
>>537422686bro you lied to me
>>537423276How the fuck do you miss the weeklies? Do you purposefully ignore the "claim all" button?
>>537423252GODDAMN those thighs
>>537423183The majority of jap gachas now are just an anime tie-in that has a pre-planned cancellation right after the show finishes airing.It's honestly astounding how many there are.
@arona WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?
>>537423252Hugs
>>537423174I think I see it. I see fist 2 bubbles in last panel kazusa asking if something wrong, but dunno what it says in the very last bubble.
>>537423343Just change the MD5 every day
>>537419390That was posted over 12 years ago. How time flies
Weeeeellllll shiet.Time to go play vidya. Send me a hotmail if we UP
>>537423006>Other than blue archive if you count it and gakumas what even is therePic related came out last yearThis shit is like concentrated crack cocaine for them, it has never left the top 50 app ranking at any given moment
THIS IS GLORPSHIT
>>537423252where is this from you always post this but never the source why are you like this
>>537423427
Leaked photo of Nexon's head of cybersecurity
>>537423276reminder that there are people who didn't buydeem their monthlies until the last minute
>>537423363can you really blame me, I like claiming it all on sundayand, well, you never expect a day long maintenance to happen on a goddamn sunday
>>537423276>He doesn't do everything first thing after reset
>>537423323>wanting to see gremlin lewds instead of your student wifedisgusting, die
>>537423252Sumata
>>537423421Well, as long as the japs continue to consoom them and ask for more there's no reason for them to improve.
>>537423252plapping
Fate in 2019 has a maintenance for 3 days straightThey received as compensation>360 pyros (3 rolls)>2400 AP/energy>Login Steak was broken for the entire server What will the compensation be for Blue Archive?
>>537423006>blue archive if you count itBlue Archive is a Korean game that targets the Japanese market. So I wouldn't count it. Much in the same way Dark Souls is technically a JRPG series....
Jumby my beloved...
@hina womb massage in 2 hours
>>537423252bully then rape then death
>>537423487she is so sexy
>>537423537haha... what kind of retarded faggot would do that... that would be stupid haha...
>>537423587nonomibro btw, not sure if that matters
>>537423484You could go on a tangent that it's a TCG which predates gachas and should be it's own category, but yeah, I guess this is the latest released japan's gambling goldmine.
>>537423482I'll ICQ you, bro. Don't worry.
>>537423484It's a pretty decent game. Idk what would compel people to spend thousands of dollars on it though.
>>537423446she's like>...nothing...>...seriously, nothing happened...
>>537423252
>>537423546But you claim dailies too, which claims weeklies unless you deliberately switch the tab to daily.
>>537423675I want to forcefully fill her mouth with my semen
>>537423495Here you go: https://x.com/fuzume2/status/1939737187026968694/photo/1
My daily routine... ruined...
That's IT! Koyuki will be getting a LONG and VIOLENT spanking session when this is all over.
>>537423660>Look everybody here's my ex bf jamal gifted meNo one cares
huh?
>>537423735Dual?
>>537423343There's some homosexual here that enjoys bullying reset posters
>>537423864Yuuka...
>>537423792Thanks.
>>537423883We can go faster
>>537423883koyuki hacked it
People kept mentioning the witchcraft works ED, but I liked the OP morehttps://youtu.be/PNInajxb8GoIdk, it's just fun. Maybe generic, but fun.
>>537423845I wasn't expecting you to actually post it. thanks.
>>537423183That game degenerated lost the devs to yuri. They dmca art of the girls with the protag there. Imagine if nexon did that with blue archive girls x sensei ship art.
/bag/, would you date Reisa?
>>537423883WE'RE SO BACK
>>537423883total BA death
You guys aren't mad, are you?
>1 purple
>>537424000the ED was sovl
>>537423845>anime sensei...The anime was a mistake.
I love giving tribute to students on their birthday. But I just couldn't do it for Suzumi.
why are trannies so obsessed with pushing their gender cult stuff in literally everything?
Erectile Dysfunction bros! We won!
>>537424146That's gonna be a full month in the self-reflection hole
>>537424146I'm gonna fuck Koyuki in the ass for this.
>>537423660>10 sqlmfao
>>537424000The ED was catchy and I can't believe someone remembered this shit ass anime.
it could be worse, instead of the clicker he could've do a redirect to a malware that steals all your data
>>537424149You're luckier when the game doesn't work huh
>>537424217@Koharu Is this image safe?
>>537423883I have a bad feeling those two in the /gig/ OP image aren't girls.
>>537424146You won't know rest from the corrections that she has in store for you.
>>537424038Holy shit, cygames has basically made horse cuckolding official Why japs are ok with this bullshit?
MY BLUE ARCHIVEMY BLUE ARCHIVEMY BLUE ARCHIVEWHERE ARE YOU
>>537424302I'm on JP, the game works fine for me
>>537424217because they have learned that if they do that they get attention and support
>>537424301Why not both?
>>537424370They are spineless bug people what do you expect?
Yuuka tongue my anus
>>537424465Kek
>>537423675Her name is Unko! Unky, if you like.
>>537423845>replies lockedI bet this was to prevent people from posting translations, what a fucking faggot
>>537424301What makes you so sure he hasn't already stolen all your personal data and leak it? The koyuki stuff could just be a distraction, to make you think it was just a benevolent prank.
>>537424223/uma/ /hbr/ /hsrg/ /hig/ /gig/ /feh/ /xivg/ /fgo/ were a mistake
>>537424263small company pls understand
>>537424298me neither honestly, but I guess it makes sense when you consider most of us are in the same age bracketand probably were hardcore fans of anime around the same time
How is this even a thing? Like nigga, just make AI slop of you fucking the horses.
uhhhh WTF guys, I just logged in and this is what my lobby looks likehttps://litter.catbox.moe/njoxddchrkqf1w70.jpg
>>537424305Idk. Last time jannies booted me off for posting momoi and midori getting banged despite me covering the nipples. The supposed reason was loli posting.
>>537424565Nearly a decade of seasonal slop killed my motivation to watch anime and I regret it. Lining my watch list to 500+ shows wasn't worth killing my hobby.
Reisa hours?
>>537424616what's the bg source
>>537424616Now that's epic
>>537424616>no pubesinto the trash it goes, thanks Nexon
>>537424616STOP USING LITTER BAGGOT
>>537424370I, too, believe random unsourced information posted anonymously on anonymous image boards.
>>537424306Do you even need to ask
>>537423828not him but i claim individual tabs since i wanna have the fattest achievements nut possible when the day comesfor weeklies i tend to leave the ap bombs until the last day since i might unlock a new sweep/mission to blow them on. luckily i got it done earlier today kek
Fuck this shit I'm going to take a nap
>>537424038Uhhh source?
sois it up
>>537424301Android is not windows. It's much harder to force you to run malware unless you have access to CIA grade software.
>>537424797I should have guessed it was dopamine related after the post. God help you both
>>537424616big if true...or small, in this case
>>537424940It's up but I'm not allowed to enter...
>>537424306Chongyun and XingqiuThey're both male
>>537424901YAKUB YOU ASSHOLE MY MELANIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537424740pubefags are on the same bracket as scat, fart and beastiality.
>4 purple giftsNice
>>537424670They recently just deleted image of Sensei and Alice have sex in the desktop despite no NSFW parts was shown so yeah.
>>537425025I wasn't talking about your pp anon...
>>537424901Damn...........
>>537424940That's my wife!
>>537423252Kazusa.
>>537424952>implying you don't give admin perms to blue archive everytime you run the game
>>537424616Fuck now I need to fap to kyuki but she barely has any good stuff from already small amount of art.Unironically AI slop target.
>Has rings on all of her fingers except her ring fingerThat's the subtle ero thing I'm talking about.
>>537425040SAME BROTHER! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TO BED TOO! NOW I'M WIDE AWAKE!
I just woke up, why is the game in maintenance?
>>537424760>3 pages of it for 147k uma tagshttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=trainer_%28umamusume%29++sex&z=5If this isn't on purpose then I don't what the fuck to say, golly gee, how come BA has so much porn in comparison?
>>537424940don't worry bro. it won't be up till next week.
>>537425243
Feels so good to be a JP player right now.
>>537425154*Our* wife.
>>537425243Surprise EoS!
>>537424697yes
>>537425283Japan simply respects the horses and doesn't lewd them. You need to look for bugmen or westoids for porn of horses.
>>537425176>it's trueWhat the fuck
>>537425365GIVE THEM TO ME
At least I wished happy birthday this time, poor Fuuka
So what's everyone doing/playing/reading/watching in the meantime?
>>537425335um there is only 12 months in a year although kivotos could have more?
>>537425365yeah thats cool but you will never be japanese
>>537425490noita
When the mother fucker responsible is found he will pay dearly.
>>537425490watching acro trip. it's pretty funny
>>537425490PoE2...
>>537425490I'm doing my college assignment
>>537425176i think wholesome is the word you're looking forbecause you're sick in the head if you're turning this situation into porn
I rarely find fat thighs sexy, give me sticks all day
>>537423653what's going on with the laces, looks 3d lol
DO NOT THE CHILD
>>537425450>Japan simply respects the horsesYou mean yakuza forces them to do it?
>>537425283The schizo part isn't the "don't draw the horses getting penetrated" but rather the cuckolding / yuri parts. The game itself has wedding alts anyhow including one of the loli characters. Dont bother replying again since I'm just gonna hide your nonsense, I already know you're some outsider trying to start shit between gacha generals
KoyukiLOVE
>>537425490I got a key for the Blue Protocol cbt so i've been playing that
>>537425668You have no proof of your claim.
>>537425638I cannot currently the child anyway
>>537425335I would buy this
>>537425490There's plenty to do>dailies in FGO JP>dailies in FGO NA>dailies in Uma Musume>dailies in Nikke>dailies in Genshin>dailies in HSR>dailies in ZZZ>dailies in BD2>dailies in Kaiju 8Etc etc since reset is at the same time for all those games
>>537422760I can't post the third. Koharu will (You) me.
>>537425668No the Japanese will just simply self destruct if they disobey a corporation's wishes
>>537425582Build? You better not be a ranger.
>Playing other gachas Holy subhuman.
>>537425687>Blue Protocol cbtI thought that game already died.
>>537425859litter it
>>537425490i'm literally sleeping
>>537425617You actual pedophile >>537425923It got revived as a Genshit clone
>>537425638I'm going to the child once servers are up
>>537425916It's fine if dailies from one game take less than 5 minutes. It doesn't take much time out of your day.
>>537425548did you make the suns yet?
>littercoward
>>537425916I wish FGO had sweep. I barely ever play it outside of reading the current content.
>>537425490TCG Pocket Ranked.
>>537425748>he doesn't know who owns all keiba in japanretard
>>537424901Not today
>>537425490Since Yuuka or Rin aren't around to nag me at the moment I can finish Gavv in peace.
i dont get it i want to pray gaem but i cant
>>537426070yeah, just looking for a spell refresh mimic for the 100%
Arona should stop wearing shoes
>>537426182I accept your concession
Just woke up. Seems like I missed some silly shit. I wish I got to see my cafe flooded.
>>537425923I think some chinese company bought it and brought it back to life
MY FUARKIN DAILIES
>>537425617Best & truest post ITT.
>>537425176it's reserved for sensei's ring
>>537423252Why do so many people like this garbage character? She is a complete joke. The only reason I can see anyone "liking" her is out of pity, just like how all her "friends" treat her. Is it sexual attraction? If so, you must have a low bar to consider her passable. Me personally, I just can't see how someone so annoying and useless can be liked even remotely as much as her. She doesn't deserve love.
>>537425886I always make a Poison Pathfinder first...
>>537424616Nonomi lost hard
>>537425490I'm making FE pixel art in wplace
Thoughts on Kim Yong-ha retweeting this illustration?
>>537426195>GavvI sleep
Haruka.... kill em all.
>>537426317Sumata and finishing on her belly
I miss her
What if they lost a bunch of data and they don't know anymore how many pyros people have or what students they have and they decide to just shutdown the game?
I like Sensei looking kinda like Aizen from bleach.
>>537426370Silly
>>537425916the only gachas i play are ZZZZZ and BA
>>537426370who cares nigga
What's the /bag/ consensus on Veritas now that they're highly relevant to our current situation?
>>537426427
>>537426235oh those thingsgood luck wizard
>>537426258You can't accept shit if you didn't provide an argument, retard-kun
>>537426370He's just fulfilling his role as manager. Amplify good PR (haha, funny koyuki hack!) to distract from bad PR (culture of lax security practices at nexon, possible breach of personal information, leaked passwords, etc.)
arona assume mating press position
>>537426561You're free to stop embarrassing yourself now.
Based John Nexon
>>537426594Good thing none of that happened, monkey
>>537426043Too bad my autism won't let me play more than one gacha.
>>537426533
>>537426027>>537426263Is it free from Bezos' taint? I remember seeing darkies in western trailers and pre-censored female character models.
>>537426553thanks man, have a good one
>>537426532Chihiro's situation is pretty sad. She's so traumatized at how Rio turned out that she became a pure white hacker and does everything to prevent her other members from being antisocial shut ins like Rio.
>>537424616>the same image used over and over again in the interfacelazy
>>537426595I want to brutally rape her .
>>537426595Why do they refuse to release both her and Akira when they're so popular?
How many apologems will we get this time?
>>537426713No, there is a black/indian looking character plus extremely scummy gacha
>>537426594Retard
>>537426425Compared to every other Reiwa Rider thus far this shit is like the god damn Mona Lisa. I'm gonna miss it.
>>537425490Jerk off and took a nap
Cute
>>537425617I love all legs as long as they aren't too big for their body type, but I preffer smaller too. Same with boobs desu.
>>537426829Most certainly a full multi.
>>53742682928888
>>537426785They are still villains.
bwos... i didn't get to buy all the shop stuff before the reset...
>>537426767what if she gives you the pleading puppy eyes?>>537426785in case of emergency break glass
>>537426682>Good thing none of that happenedAnd how do you know that with 100% verifiable fact? Do you work at nexon as one of their computer security consultants?
>>537425638I'm going to Momiji and you cannot stop me.
>>537426858Yikes, it's DOA then.
>>537424901
>>537426625>demands proofs>n-n-n-no it doesn't count, I don't know this common knowledge>reeeeeee, don't destroy me with facts and logic!>waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, please stop embarassing me, waaaaahhhh!God, you're pathetic
I just got home from a trip what the FUCK happened
>>537426952You don't know jack shit about security to even explain it for you, not even going to bother
>>537426949>what if she gives you the pleading puppy eyes?I will rape her gently
>>537426471Kaede keeps seducing me with those fat milkbags of hersI refuse to let her get away with this any longer
wait what happened????
>>537427069This is just sad, but you're free no continue replying.
>>537427114I'm sorry I nutted in Arona and everything broke
is there any 3d Reisa cosplay porn?
Bwos, my students... I can't headpat them.
>>537425617I love women of all shapes and sizes. From the sticks to the thick so long as she has a pretty face and is pleasant to be around
>>537427147
Koyuki...
>>537427114>>537427147this happened >>537405813
>>5374268291200 absolute best case scenario IF the maint lasts a whole day
>>537427147impregnation
>>537426561my guy, you lost to him fair and square, you can stop coping and just admit your defeat instead
>>537427147BA got hacked. No, this image is not photoshopped.
That's it, I'm reinstalling Warthunder. You broke my 4 year sober streak, John Nexon, I hope you're happy.
>>537427285the birds left her barren
So whos making the big compilation image for this whole incident?
>>537427285
>>537427274we had 1200, 2 10 pulls and a bunch of other stuff for only 8 hours of unscheduled before
>>537426713yeah, amazon is gone
>>537425960https://files.catbox.moe/ja94io.webm
If you don't believe it's true send an image of a horse girl getting railed to Kiryu
>>537427114
>>537427126Those Xs on her sleeve looked like cock censor bars in the thumbnail size
>>537427389
>>537427372gooks
KOYUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
emergency maint?eos?
>>537427158>stop replying to me!>can't even type properlylol, u mad that I won? kek
who i blame for this
New collab soon
/bag/ likes smaller girls, huh? Is that what you're saying? Am I hearing you correctly?
>>537427447>404 not found!AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>537427509you know remember that birds are government spy drones
>>537427558
Koyuki HATE
Unironically it's up.https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1962239143314063763
>jerked it>took a shower>still no game to playWhat the fuck do I do now?
>>537427454Holy tits
So the guy got RCE in the server but used it just to fill everybody's cafes with Koyukis?
>>537427559Wow this is a new low. Keep them coming, you seem especially mad after losing an argument.
>>537427389Hmm this seems new can't find it
the nihahahappenning is upon us
>>537427649Well that was faster than I expected.
8/31 Temporary Maintenance Ended]Today's temporary maintenance has ended, Sensei.Compensation: Pyroxene x 840(Compensation will be available in your mailbox until 9/8 (Thu) 2:59 PM UTC)Details: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3028&thread=3121991#BlueArchive
https://litter.catbox.moe/fauedrqjj223z465.png
>>537427559>>537427721I don't know who is winning but the ESL post was funny
>Koyuki has been eliminated.bros...
>840 pyrosthat's fucking it?
>>537427591No, I like gigantic over 160cm tall lumbering monstrosities.
ONLY 800?????????
IT'S UP (REAL)
>>537427609replace i with l
>just 840 pyrosfucking jews
>>537427649>Pyroxene x 840Where's my AP you cunts?
>>537427721>he keeps copingHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAThanks for entertaining us with your ESL babble, brown retard
>wants more for what was barely shorter than a regular maint
>840
up
>only 840 pyrosI have been left severely and mentally anguishedIt would be best if I received 24,000 pyros as healing compensation
it don't mattah...I lost 250+360 apNone of this mattahs...
>miss my head pats>no compensationKim. Hey Kim. Pick up the phone Kim. I wanna talk. PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE KIM. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING.
DO IT AGAIN KOYUKI
Did they really fix it this fast? That was a very bad hack
>>537427795This is rape
>>537426195>>537426425Based Tokusatsu senseisI haven't watched any toku shit since Revice and Donbrothers. Have I missed anything good?
>>537427649What about double exp John?
>ochocientos cuarenta
Nonomibro, can you upgrade her hairpin to t10?(Not a big problem if you can't but it would be nice to have)
C&C has captured Koyuki againEveryone thank Neru!
Apology compensation tbaTemporary maintenance compensation 840 pyros
Is BA finally dead?
>>537427952Nigger I missed my daily login streak because of this shit
I still have Koyuki in my café desukedo
It's your own fault that you didn't claim your rewards earlier, stop being ungrateful
>>537427649>>537427776>840they're joking, right?
>>537427952It cost us 2x xp
>>537428019And what if Kim won't pick up the phone, then what? Gonna explode?
Hello, this is Blue Archive.First of all, we sincerely apologize for the great inconvenience caused by the temporary maintenance on Sunday, August 31.The maintenance was carried out due to an issue where certain content was being displayed abnormally.So far, our investigation has confirmed that there are no abnormalities in the game database or account information.However, we will continue conducting additional investigations to further clarify the details and ensure data integrity, and we will keep you informed. In addition, we prepared compensation to apologize for the inconvenience caused by the temporary maintenance on August 31.Please log in to the game within the distribution period and claim the compensation from your Mailbox.* Details regarding the exact cause of the issue, countermeasures, and additional apology rewards will be announced in a follow-up notice. Apology Compensation: To be announced in a follow-up notice Temporary Maintenance Compensation: 840 Pyroxenes Claim Period: From the end of temporary maintenance until Monday, September 8, 2:59 PM (UTC) (Mail storage period: 7 days, 1 claim per account)Once again, we deeply apologize for the inconvenience caused.We will continue to do our best to provide a more stable gaming environment.
I've just spent 270 pyrox to recover the AP I lost.
>>537428103Meaningless metric
>>537427952it is longer than regular maintenance. more importantly it was not scheduled and overlapped with the weekly and daily resets.
>>537427714>So the guy got RCE in the server but used it just to fill everybody's cafes with Koyukis?Honestly you gotta respect that, guy could've stolen users' personal information but chose to meme around instead
>>537428072No, it's all been shit since donbrothers
>Apology Compensation: To be announced in a follow-up noticeso there's more things coming soon
>>537428103>he doesn't log in on the dotSlacker sensei
>Apology Compensation: To be announced in a follow-up noticeKoyuki correction?
>>537428173Kill yourself
>>537427580we will collab with Rim.ComXichun's FINAL Sensei
Can we even trust this game anymore? very concerning
MORE COMPENSATION LATERWE WIN
>>537427285God I love her so fucking much
>Apology Compensation: To be announced in a follow-up noticeoh that's not it
>>537428153>Apology Compensation: To be announced in a follow-up noticeokay, they were joking. all good
>>537428153Koyuki got depersoned... they now refer to her as "certain content"...
>>537428202grey-hatting is, still, illegal
Alright so there's an actual compensation coming up thenI won't complain for now
>>537427950Keep em coming big boy.
Let them sleep and design the proper compensation package in the morning. It'll at least be 1 daily worth of stuff and a tenner
what if they don't give out any apologems because it would set the precedent that hacking the game leads to freebies
additional apology rewards will be announced in a follow-up notice.>additional apology rewards will be announced in a follow-up notice.additional apology rewards will be announced in a follow-up notice.>additional apology rewards will be announced in a follow-up notice.The same thing happened last time for global 1st anniversary, I remember. Everyone got additional rewards + all missing AP compensated. They track this stuff>additional apology rewards will be announced in a follow-up notice.additional apology rewards will be announced in a follow-up notice.>additional apology rewards will be announced in a follow-up notice.
>>537428120I skipped church to login before maintenance, suck my dick foxwhore
>incredible amount/quality of doujinshi >eons of lewd art and memery>everything i can find taking place in the actual game is PG compared to stuff like Nikke/AL/BD2Am I missing something? I was thinking about picking this up but it seems super tame.
>>537428075Good evening, Jose
>>537427591prime double naizuri bait
>>537428216Fuck You KINOhger was great
>>537428153I want this to happen every april fools day from now on
>>537428072>he hasn't watched King Ohger yetWhat the FUCK. Go watch it now god dammit. >>537428216Quit lying faggot.
I'm patting
Koyuki is never getting an alt
>>537428078No hairpins, sorry
>>537428403How many hackers are out there that can do this often enough for that to be a problem?
>>537428413the demographic are pervs who want to take advantage of students who trust them
Put me in the screencap.
>>537428216its been shit since Gaim
get the fuck out of here??
>>537427738https://nhentai.net/g/442925/9/https://exhentai.org/s/bfdcf18ced/2472465-9Take your pick
>>537428418buenas tardes, Momoi
>all my data has been leaked>all my club chats have been reported to authorities>840wtf man..
>>537428372maybe he was white hat at first and sent emails to nexon, but nexon kept ignoring him, so he escalated in a way that could no longer be ignored
>>537428275I forgive her
>>537427389s-s-sauce??
Well they have a lot of spare Koyukis at hand now they better give some of them as freebies
>>537428613hint: within 10 posts of yours
Finally done with this thing>>537428429>>537428481>King CGIgher
>>537428413Nobody cares about making porn for a game that's already lewd. It's only worthwhile when the game is tame.
>>537428407Reward viewers by translating Koyuki's laugh correctly
>>537428152...yeah?
>>537428542some clones haven't been caught and are still running around
>>537428514half of this thread could hack nexon servers but they respect the game so they dont bother
Touristbro here can I get a QRD? Also you have some god tier girls this one is SSS-tier
>>537428641i would kneel
I hope you retards are logging in right now to spend everything before the server goes down for another 20 hours
>>537428413BA understands the idea behind the erotic cute. the sexycute. the erokawaii. the pure with the lewd. a boundary zone that leaves much to the imagination.All those other examples just go straight into erotic territory, there's no interpretation there
>>537428543>>537428673thanks, I clicked submit before that loaded
>>537428216>>537428481I thought Revice was a massive waste from the very first episode and it never got better. And Donbrothers started off amazingly but then just kinda petered out which left me feeling very disappointed. The double dose of negativity (plus not enjoying any modern rider since Build) made me lose all enthusiasm for the genre for the last couple years.
alright im not that mad anymore
>>537428828ten steps ahead of you
LIVESTREAM KOYUKI PUNISHMENT
>>537428856Thank you great leader
>>537428517Which is why I expected to find some actual lewd content in game but I seem to be mistaken?>>537428682I suppose that makes some modicum of sense. Still, I was hoping for some decent L2D content or something.
>>537428153Wonder if they or the hacker will ever let us know how it happened, probably best if they didn't.
>>537428676fugg, I keep forgetting about this. Thanks for reminding me
>>537428930kronos reporting LIVE from the self-reflection room
>>537428567nexon says no account information has been leaked
>>537428839we love kiggers here!
>>537427714Considering how quickly we came back, I wonder if it wasn't some internal fuckery, like someone accidentally pushing testing code into production. Would they really track down, patch and validate a security issue in just a few hours?
Will there be a momoi64 lobby to commemorate this? I want to take part in the koyuki flood.
>>537428968some of the l2ds you get for bond events are slightly lewd but it's never to the level of like nikke or something. you can look some of em up on youtube.
>>537423660that killed my 600 day streak I got legitimately mind fucked. Blue Archive is so chill...
>>537428828>spend when there's no 2xit's OVER
>>537428517>take advantage of studentsThere is nothing wrong with making love to the girl you like
>>537429121i want to play super momoi 64
holy shit 2chan is furious lol
The funny thing about this hack is that it could legitimately have worked as an April Fools joke by Nexon itself. Koyuki hacking the game just to prank sensei would have been peak.
FINALLY Neru and Rio's eleph are on the shop
>>537428413You have to be a fucking braindead troglodyte to think garbage like webm related is going to get the imagination flying
>>537429219When are they not
>>537429126Any suggestions? I like the Karin corndog one but it's also the most suggestive I've seen.
>>537429061>fake titsi obviously understand the mask, but how do you even get off to this
zoos
>>537429304What in the AI slop is this
>>537429304arr rook same
>>537429367I don't I just like kigsI'm retarded if you couldn't tell
>>537429219>>537429320They are NOT happy at Kim Yong-Ha.
>>537429325Chinatsu Hot Spring is my favorite
>>537429304Nikke is all titcowed hags so I'm not really interested in it and AL has abandoned all cute and funny content so I thought to check this out maybe.
>>537428968Some content toes the line. The character even acknowledge the concept of sex at times. the game masterfully grasps the tension of taboo age gaps.>ex. koharu being an insecure gooner, shigure inviting you under the covers, playboy bunnies, haruna wanting to trade a candy with your mouths and a lot more
>>537429219for what? this is a GLOBAL only thing
>>537428676Despite its heavy usage of CGI KINOhger is hard carried by its writing. This is why it gets such heavy dick riding. >>537428871>(plus not enjoying any modern rider since Build)With this knowledge in mind flip a coin. If heads give Geats a shot, if tails give Gavv a shot. You'll find something worth your time with either of them.
>>537428752BA managed at least understands that going full-slutty in design does the opposite
>>537429575>>537429575>>537429575
Am I thinking too much or does everyone talk way too often in the cafe now?
>>537429563>>537429563>>537429563
>>537429110Yeah this seems more reasonable
>>537429474>concern posting: japan
>>537428413Pantsu are sexier than pussy.
>>537428517It's not taking advantage, it's love
It was the Chinese
>>537429325i like izuna (swimsuit) but it's more cute than lewdyou can browse the list here with tiny thumbnails https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Memorial_Lobby and then if you click through to a character and go to the other tab on the right and then memorial lobby you can see a still of the full pic
>>537428676There wasn't that much cgi in kingohger.
>>537429709toki was helping her?
>>537429401wtf she's a real character?
>>537430250azusa is real 2025
coom in doomrope in hope
>>537428968>I was hoping for some decent L2D contentQipao Tomoe is the only time I've ever nutted to a gacha game desuIn theory it's perfectly tame but it sure does like implying implications
>>537427842that shit's a 404 too
>>537428413those games don't have underage girls
>>537430250and it's her year next year