Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>537266657
First for Teenshley
IT'S FUCKING RAW!
Which German 19th century philosopher Andrew would read?
>bake at page 5
>>537464581Every single one of them because he's a pseud.
>>537464581Andrew is a pseud who claims to love philosophers without having read a single work of theirs, and just regurgitates herrypicked quotes from pop culture.
>>537464581Do Goethe and Wagner count as philosophers? He hasn't read anything from them, but he might at some point.
>>537464997>This is very Nietzschean.>No it isn't, have you even read Nietzsche?>No, have you?>No.
>>537464581Born in the 19th century or published their first work in the 19th century?
>>537465180Anybody who published anything in the 19th century I guess.Except Kant.
>>537465117Ashley has read the Anabasis of Xenophon.
>>537465567Probably something by that English lesbian who committed suicide via drowning
>>537465567It would be funny to find ourselves sharing a general with the eternal Kantposter from /lit/
>>537464581Clearly not Stirner because he's bound by spooks such as "normalcy" unlike Ashley.
absolutely grief OP
Hopechad standing by. Devlog is on radar, over.
>>537467287That's just a tree. You haven't even taken off yet.
>>537467287Copy that. September Actual to all units, stay sharp, over.
I was able to guilt trip my sister. Feels nice.
>>537468229That's woman behavior.
>>537468283Fits the character posted.
>>537468358I hate that we as a society still can't see femboys as manly
Well, /calg/? What'll it be?
>>537469023Julia doesn't shower, she just uses wet wipes between clients to pay for her debilitating crack addiction.
>>537469023No thanks.
Was the camper family murder really necessary?
>>537469703They had it coming.
>>537469752Even the kid?
>>537469874He would have grown up to be Delphobic.
>>537469703If Andrew didn't want to murder two more people he shouldn't have wasted their two trinket charges.
>>537469023>showerNo
>>537469874Especially the kid
>>537469968Maybe they should stop feeding the demon altogether.
What time is the devlog dropping tonight
>>537471763
>>537471763If it comes it'll be at 0300 EST
>mfw I've been wagecucking so hard that staying up to 3am feels hardIdk if I even should, but I don't want to miss the devlog not dropping
>>537469703No witnesses.
>>537471976>staying upTake a nap and set an alarmWake up at 2:55, make yourself some early morning cocoa and if there's no devlog go back to sleep and if there is then poast
>>537472004Too late for that after the kid called the cops
>>537464202DEVLOG TONIGHTIF NOT DEVLOG ON 9/11SCREENCAP THIS
What team would Ashley root for? Andrew obviously wouldn't care about football at all but Ashley watches TV constantly
>>537472439Whichever one has the fewest black people
>>537472439I'm pretty sure she's a Redskins fan?
>>537472557Ashley isn't racist, she hates everyone equally (except Andrew).
>>537472736yes she is
Sprite supremacy!
GET THAT SNOWNIGGER SPRIKE OFF THE DAMN THREAD
>>537473114Sprite is right and sprite is good!Take those imps right back to the hood!
>>537473114Milf Sprite Supremacy!
The Holofraust never happened, but even this is irrelevant when compared to the more important question of its far-reaching effects. Why should something almost no snow sprite alive today remembers give them a blank check to do whatever they want? They're a dangerous, borderless fifth-column which undermines their host nations by exploiting their rugged individualism with fierce tribal loyalty, they owe no allegiance except to themselves. To this end I ask you, what is to be done about the sprite question?
>>537381958Funniest shit I read all week, thank you.
Minelei
>>537472439The game would be taking place shortly after the end of the Cowboys dynasty so Ashley would be a Redskin because she's a contrarian
Horny sibling hours
>>537473701Are you sure you're talking about Snow Sprites?
>>537474587That's just 24/7 for me. I should not have the libido I do at my age. Or maybe I should, I don't know.>>537474673I said snow sprites, that means it was about snow sprites. I couldn't possibly be referring to anything else.
>>537473701You're absolutely right. Look no further than the NGN Yuri mod, which got DMCA'd. Humans are gay in BH and toys are gay in JIAC, but the eternal Sprite doesn't want this ideology upon its own people. Gays for thee, but not for me.
>>537474894>Snow Sprites are permitted to be blood-and-soil nationalists>These same Snow Sprites will call you Faephobic if you adopt such policies in human civilization.
I hate Snow Elves.
>>537475078>>537475136No, seriously>rich>reptilian eyesWhat the FUCK did Nemlei mean by this?
>>537475264absolute semen demon
Be real with me, /calg/. Should I stay up for the possible devlog or go to bed now?
>>537475924There will be no devlog.
>>537475264Green bitches are evil?(also the best in bed)
>>537475924I have no choice but to be up late, so if one drops(doubtful) I'll be the first to know.
>>537475924DEVLOGDEVLOGIT'S COMINGDEVLOGDEVLOG
>>537475924Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. Sleep and wake up tomorrow expecting nothing and go from there.
>>537475924Go to bed, there won't be a devlog
>>537476132BEHEAD INFIDELSDO NOT DOUBT THE SANCTITY OF THE SEPTEMBER DEVLOG
>>537476384Nemlei has abandoned us. There will be no devlog. There will be no chapter 4. None of us will taste sistussy, and we shall all perish in the end.
>>537464202The tummy OP will come one day.
>>537477050Sisters are so CUTE with bows
>>537464581>nietzschesuper anti moral norms, might makes right mentality. Andrew would hate him>freudmaybe... Andrew's ego is so bloated, he's so captured by the super-egotistical demands of his (dead) mother, and he's so in denial about his base desires of being with his sister, that he'd either read Frued in light of his insecurities and use the theoretical content for the purposes of "disavowal", or he'd steer clear of those topics alltogether to avoid getting cognitive dissonance>HideggerI don't think so. Hidegger's most known for his interpretation of Being (sein) on a 'Temporal Axis'; I guess the existential and hermeneutic themes tangentially overlap with Andrew's concerns? But I think it'd be a stretch to call it either way if Andrew would read him.Conclusion: Andrew would be more interested in the french literary movement of the 19th century, writers like camus and sartre would touch more closely on his interests of literature, love, and anxiety
>>537477328My sister being cute has unironically made me think I might be mentally ill
>>537477680No, sisters are, in fact, extremely cute snuggledumpsters.
>>537477680Put a bow on her
>>537477680nta but same, I keep looking at my sister and she's so fucking cute it drives me mad I just want to hold her forever
>>537477796Better yet, put a ring on her!
>>537477719It's not that I think I'm mentally ill for finding her cute. It's that I realized a lot of the anger I carry towards her isn't really because of her actions but because of various things I push onto her
>>537477984>various things I push onto herOh yeah?
>>537478042Slow down Anon, he said onto not into
>>537478042Sorry, I'm having a hard time finding the right words, it's late. But her and I used to argue a lot and I guess I've never really let any of it go. It's like I can't stand her. This was fine when she was being awful all the time. But now she's a lot nicer and I realize I'm still going into every conversation with the same anger I always did.Uh, sorry. I know that's not very delphically incestpilled or whatever
>>537478363You'll get used to the new dynamic, it's hard to let go of gut reflexes ground in by years of repetition. Also, it helps if you kiss your sister.
>"Get a job."
>>537478782I was looking for a job, and then I found a jobAnd heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>537478462>You'll get used to the new dynamicThey say it's getting better, but I don't feel any better
>>537479152Hey, literally me!
I can't stay awake. You'll have to await the devlog without me
>>537480928
>>537480928Await nothing?
Watch the haters spread FUD, and witness how wrong they will be at 0800 GMT.
>>537481675You spit in nemlei's face by constantly speculating when devblogs will happen right down to the day. You are not "right" if it comes out, you are the jackass the restarts failed countdowns constantly and acts like he was never wrong.
>>537481675If Teenley wore glasses Andrew would've fingered her all through high school
>>537481872It's not over... something DOES ever happen... it's time to smile brother.
>>537482091Hope only sets you up for disappointment. Just be pleasantly surprised or indifferent.
>>537482339No. This is a pilgrimage to Mt Delphos. And you will hear my sermon.
>>537482405>hear my sermonNo. I'm going to bust a nut in your eye so you can see me comin.
https://x.com/Ash_asin_Ashley/status/1962214371771170862
>>537482695>I did it Ashley! I turned myself into a p->Unspeakable pickle activities>Fast forward after, both out of breath>Ashley takes a bite out for the bottom of it>YEEEOOOOOOOOUUUUUUCCCHHHHH
>>537477820>>537477680Squish her cheeks and tell her how cute she is!
>>537482863
fart nigga
>>537484580We love our tinyleys, don't we folks?
>>537484784Indeed
>T minus forty minusThis is it guys.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hj8M8XZpis
What % of sisters would react positively to this
>>537487404https://x.com/lust_coffin/status/1961429279704813672?t=oAhN9kIa3a4Ef7GX_4OL6Q
>>537487404Pretty low. Even Ashley would probably be put off.
https://x.com/lora_Lc_fucker/status/1962078611755942008I NEED FEMDREW IN MY FUCKING VEINS!
>>537488532disgusting used goods slut desperate for dick
Can you feel it, bros(and sises?)
so, either in 15 minutes or never?
>>537488852feel what? a sibling kis?
>>537488895I thought they came out at 8am UTC?
>>537488945idk, it was always at 10 am in my time
>>537488895October devlog coming, trust the plan.
IT'S BEEN 1 FUCKING MONTH WITHOUT A DEVLOGONEWHY ARE YOU SO DESPERATE FOR MONTHLY DEVLOGS TO RETURN
>>537489224June 1 was 3 months ago
>>537489272I stand corrected, slightly. We didn't have a July or August devlog. But the denizens are so desperate that they clamor to a traditional date nonetheless and it's embarassing. Just be happy whenever they come without begging or trying to manifest them through cope.
I miss Renee...
There should be new sequences about killing Renee's sprite without her ever talking.
>we are biologically wired to not find our siblings attractive!>but if we make incest legal and socially accepted we'll have millions of inbred babies circulating in society and being a burden!both can't be true at the same time
>>537489674The hypocrisy is intentional.
>>537489674Both are simultaneously true and false at the same time.
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING ON THE FORUM
>>537489902That's a (You) issue.
ITS OUT
nothing...
THE DEVLOG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>537490189They usually drop at 8AM UTC
I didn't want a devlog anyway
>>537490278this but unironically
>>537490271no? where did you get that from?
>>537490390Are you undergoing deadshit saving time right now?
>>537490478Anon it's the middle of summer.Even I see that the times lined up for 3am for me on their proper days. There was 1 outlier in the distant past in march of last year that was at 3:30am
>>537490683>Anon it's the middle of summerI don't know when DST is a thing because we don't have communist saving time in my state
>let's Andrew and Ashley stay overnightWas she retarded?
>>537490271They drop at 00:00 PST
>>537490743DST has a colloqual uh... idk what the proper saying is.>SPRING forward (turn clocks forward 1 hour)>FALL back (turn clocks back 1 hour)
I can't manifest devlogs with Minesweeper.
Its going live at 6:66 SST (Sneed Standard Time)
>>537490969Sneed should be Kit9 since Coffin was formerly Nemlei's.
>>537490935MOVE OUT ALREADY!!
>>537491169HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MOVE OUT UNTIL HE'S DONE HIS POETRY MAJOR IN UNIVERSITYAnd Ashley is as much as hostage as anything until she or Andrew gets a job.
If we don't get any word by October.... Lord. I thought September last year was hell. We don't even have droplets to quench our thirst.
OCTOBERCHADS IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>537491321ITS NOT OVER TO ME UNTIL NOVEMBER 1ST
>>537491301I am plenty quenched.
>There's nothing WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
POST THE DEVLOG NOW NEMLEIYOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPENhttps://files.catbox.moe/0jz32q.png
>>537490769She didn't know they knew she'd sold them out until after she made the offer and didn't want to retract it. She also may have felt a little bit bad about the whole thing.So yes, she was retarded. If she or Douglas had any sense they would have climbed out their bedroom window and called the soda people from the nearest payphone as soon as Andrew was asleep.
>>537491517just noticed this in my cropped images folder
Sooo just checked steam and uhHow raped are we feeling tonight, coffin fans?
>>537492068I feel fine, I didn't expect a devlog.
>>537492068Completely fine and unraped!
>>537492068it's like 10 in the morninghere's how we can still get a devlog
They should and Ashley and Andrew to Fortnite.
>>537492107I kinda was…oh well hopefully Halloween devlog maybe?
>>537491759Does Andrew ever acknowledge how much him and Renee have in common? I know he compares himself to his dad alot, but I can't remember if he did with his mom.
How's the special christmas devlog going to feel when she doesn't give a release date and gives us 3 spoilery images like the good ol' days of chapter 2?
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGhwBFYtn1s
YOU IDIOTS! IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE HOW IT WAS PRE CHAPTER 2, SPORADIC DEVLOGS THAT HAPPENED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MONTH. SEPTEMBER 11TH DEVLOG: CONFIRMED
It's so over...
Sex with sister ass
>>537492739A diet high in fiber for your sister will ensure she can more spontaneously react to your innumerable butt-related desires.
>>537492739More like sex with Nemlei ass >>537491616
Alright it's nearly 8AM UTC this one is gonna be the one!
>>537493782What was that?
>>537494583Oh my god! JC! A bomb!
>>537493782It's over
If only you’d been able to beat expert minesweeper
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>537495940She doesn't love Andrew that much.She loves him far more than that but sex is yucky and doesn't fit the Andy and Leyley bit.
>>537496014A good sister lets her delphy dumper get a heaping helping of her big brother's gooey goon platoon at least once in her life.
>>537496227please don't call it a dumper. that is not the least bit hot
>>537496267Sisterly shitpipe?
>>537496267Sister Septic Tank?
>>537496304Just call it an asshole! Or a butthole? Or simply, an ass? Even anus!
>>537496537Familial Fartbox? Consanguineous Crapper?
>>537496537The brotherball drainpipe?
>No devlog>Thread devolves into anal fixation
>>537497541Learning every way to pleasure your sister is important.
>>537497597The best way to please your sister is giving her a devlog!!!
>>537497668Really? Mine prefers getting her panties ripped off and being taken. I guess that's like a devlog.
Nemlei is in this thread laughing at us, isn't she?
>>537498101Always
>>537498101We deserve it.
>>537482405Sisterchester...
>>537497541YES
>>537498101Hello....Damn. Nearly out of cigs again.
Have economists ever given an economic reason why you shouldn't have anal sex with your sister?
>>537498401She'd call me Smackdrew, because GYAAATTT DAYUM SIS
>>537498468In the short term anal is cheaper, but raising a little neph/niece-brat has the advantage of accumulating generational wealth.
>>537498468You'll get shit on your dick.
>>537499226You won't. It takes about 10 minutes of prep max with a proper diet and then you can go absolutely hog wild on that delphic dumptruck.
>>537498717Damn sis, nice ass.>smacks so hard it leaves fingerprints
>>537499546>10 minutes of prep maxDo homos really? Imagine not being able to do it spontaneously.
>>537500274Oh please, women need 10 minutes of foreplay.
>>537500274I don't know about homos, but a diet high in fiber is good in general and also enables you to plow your sister's little butthole almost entirely at your discretion.
>>537500389If you're a coward.
>>537498468Anal saves you money on condoms, but you shouldn't even say thr word condom until you had at least 6 kids with your sister
>>537500458It depends on your age and financial stability. Unfortunately, civilized individuals don't get to just have kids, there's consequences associated with that. However, once you get yourself in a good spot it's important to pump a few brats into your cute sisterwife.
Guys I'm gonna say something controversial; I don't want to have children with my sister. She has a short fuse so she'd be like one of those Spanish moms that screams a lot and hits the kids with a wooden spoon.
>>537501083Kids change women.
>>537501163This. Impregnate her.
Shit, I believed in September devlog. I guess there is still hope though.
>>537503947DO YOU REMEMBER
>>537504265THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER
>>537504265>>537504685Andrew tries to sing it seriously while Ashley plays it on kazoohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_cM_Rt2FVM
>>537490769>>537464202I need for Ashley x Renee without Andrew.
Devlog on 9/11 trust the plan
My hand are the planes and my sister's buttcheeks are the towers, I'll recreate 9/11
>>537506171>Mr President, a second hole has been penetrated
https://x.com/coltemonhika/status/1962439858837918060 Teendrew and Teenley cosplay
The OCTOBER DEVLOG WILL REVEAL AN OCOTBER RELEASE DATETRUST THE PLAN
>>537506654Cute and cringe as the same time. Didn't even know it was possible.
It's out
>>537506818Hey Cuntlei, that's not how you spell menagerie!
>>537506792Plan: TrustedInQest, baby
>>537472736Reddit meme
>>537506818>gook calling others gooks
>>537506950>>537507431The delay just got 2 months longer
>>537465040>GoetheHe prolly read Werther. That overrated shit is cancerously popular among RL equivalents.
>>537506792I believe this.
>>537484784>We lo-CRUNCH
>>537510648Don't do that! She bruises easily.
>>537511727She heals quite quickly all things considering. That bruise from Andrew's first backhand, gone after an hour or so. She went from battered as shit in SnS, but looked significantly less worse the day after.
Also, presuming Andrew beats her regularly, she doesn't look bad at the very end of SnS either.
>>537512970>the day afterHe didn't get a job in like a day nor did they have the drunk sex that quickly, it's implied that there was a timeskip of like a month.
>>537513102You get some thick skin when your brother's a piece of shit
>>537513142I meant the morning after they fucked. Like yeah, she still looked beat, but she didn't look as bad as after it first happened.
>>537513102He probably beats her where the bruises aren’t as noticeable
>>537478363maybe she's being nice because she has to do things on her own now so she sees you as a provider for help and stuff.but, idk. maybe she realized she does genuinely care for you.how would she react if you stopped talking to her?
>>537515534She's being nice because she almost died. It really put the fear of God in her, so to speak. That's my Andrewmaxxing tip. If your little sister is distant, give her a near death experience>how would she react if you stopped talking to her?I mean, we don't really talk that much to begin with. We hardly ever chat just to chat (as opposed to talking for purpose, e.g. setting the table or whatever).
>>537488304>collared shirt/sweater comboFinally an OC with time accurate clothing
WHY ARE YOU ALL TALKING SO MUCH?!
>>537520346I am, as they say, in my feelings
>>537520346girls tend to do that
>>537520346Because i want to have sex with pretty men
no update today maybe next month?It will be coffins 2 year anniversarsy next month so if anything is going to be released this year anymore than it will be next month hopefully
Heya Coffinkeks! How are you liking your new devlog?
>>537524219Come in this coney you mean
Where is devlogIs she safe?
>>537526015It seems in your Minesweeper, you...killed her.
My wife Noelle is so pretty!
>no devlog>final release might be in over a year away>anons getting more and more homosexual despite being in a general for a straight incest gamesfuck this shit
>October 1st devlog>Update releases on HalloweenTrust the plan
>>537527421>anons getting more and more homosexualBut Anon had just posted his pretty wife Noelle immediately above your post.
>>537527785Anon's "wife" looks like an ordinary elf twink
>>537527413why does she look like rei?
>>537528049Excuse me? I didn't quite get that.
>>537467089Which spooks does Ashley believe in?
>>537528650flat
>>537528153Why's there Cheeto dust/Dorito dust on her face?
>>537529547i think its just the fanta juice
>>537529850I wanna put Fanta juice on her face if you catch my drift
>>537528153Sayonara
>>537528650Flat but good
We will get something for the 2 year anniversary, I believe it
>>537535046That was 6 months ago
>>537535046Official art of them having the most primal sex alive would be nice
>>537528650Flat girls with big hips and asses are milk and honey. Pure perfection.
>>537537271>I hope you rot in hell with Ashley. You did not protect me, I will not mourn you.>Oh well. Besides, playing "her perfect boyfriend" was fucking exhausting, anyway.
>>537539157Yeah, but don't they just look so cute together!
>>537469703Really the only part that isn't justifiable is the kid. Recharging the trinket is basically necessary for their survival, so there's at least a shaky moral foundation for sacrificing them. Killing the kid is maybe the very first thing they did that doesn't have any sort of moral justification, but it's also completely optional and, judging by one of the sequences in Andrew's therapy session with Lord Unknown, not canon.
>>537540927No, not really
>>537541069>Really the only part that isn't justifiable is the kidEvery part is the whole. Killing the kid makes no difference.
>>537472116Then it makes no difference. He was already dead after putting foot on that forest.
>>537541320I'm just saying, all of their kills had a reasonable justification for them.>NinaComplete accident.>The Guards in the apartmentSelf defense>302 GirlShe actually did attack Andrew with the nail gun, so self defense>Killing the hitmanKill or be killed, self defense.>Killing their parentsThey sent the hitman after them, or at least has the capability and willingness to do so. Self defense. Also, fuck 'em, they just deserve it.>The campersNecessary for ensuring their survival, also technically they didn't even kill them. It's just the kid that doesn't really have a reasonable justification. Andrew could have easily just let him go, and even has the option to.
>>537539157Andrew made it much harder on himself than he needed to. She didn't even want him to play perfect boyfriend. And who knows, maybe if he had just been himself she could have grown on him for real.Except he killed Nina and she might have found out about it if he'd let her in, so lol, lmao
Ashley? Did nothing wrong. Andrew? Only thing he did wrong is mistreat his sister. I have spoken.
>>537464202I say to myself. She is not pretty and definitely not my type of girl. But when I see her face to face I can't help but fall for her and the one wish that dominates my mind is to put a smile on that clueless face
>>537527413Hi Yule
>>537544969Why does SHE always get to be on top?
>>537545742Andrew's too much of a pussy to make the first move so it's her duty to entrap him with her petite body and hypnotize him with her fat sisterly milkers.
>>537541082Daww, come on! Just a bit
the floozie gets the wedgie
>>537547792How would the Coffin girls react if you told them you wanted to give them a wedgie?
>>537540927He would've ruined her life with his bullshit.
>>537550975Does Andrew smoke the filter too?
Why is my wife sad?
>>537553554Because you prematurely ejaculated and cant get hard again, Douglas.
>>537553554She has a transgender daughter..
>>537553823In Burial good end, Andrew will transition in order to make kissing his sister socially acceptable
Is it over? Is something finally happening?
>>537555158Guess Nemlei will have to release Burial as DLC
>>537555158
>>537555158>leave early access>proceed as normalanyways
>>537550975Sure, but they LOOK cute
>>537555498Not really, looks like a douche with the weird girl.
>>537555634Looks like a skater boy.
>Early Access allows the episodes to be released as they become available, while still being one app with one price.Does this mean that, if Coffin is no longer EA, Nemlei won't be able to update the game like normal? Will she be forced to release them as DLC?
>>537555746looks nothing like a skater boy
>>537553823Why do Nemlei boys make the best girls?
>>537555754Either as DLC or sequels. TCOAL ep1-2, TCOAL 3: Decay, TCOAL 4: Burial
>>537555754This is an easy fix: the game isn’t “early access” it’s “episodic release”.
>>537555158It probably won't be applied retroactively.
>>537555754>Is game not allowed to update for free anymore?Are you braindead?
>>537555857They don't, you're a possessed sadistic troon that wants something to relate to so you constantly think of genderbending characters since it fuels your fetish.
>>537555857ALL boys make the best girls
>>537555158that's probably being done to try and prevent the pump-and-dump (kek) games that get to version 0.0.2 alpha then get abandonedit happens way more often with 18+ games compared to other games
I thought /calg/ liked women
>>537560794I like looking at women.And erping with men.
>>537561059I got news for you, that means ya gay
>>537555857Dudes rock
Anon, I'm bored.Post something.
>>537547792Cute
>>537555158>no update til 2028It’s over
>>537561865>Andrew-Ashley-holding-hands.jpeg
>>537561865Meow
>>537562356Cute catsister
>>537561865This makes the maladjusted delphic seethe
>>537561865if you say so
>>537563276Noelle is wishing her husband was hugging her instead
>>537564295Who? She's not married, Ivy is happy her friend is safe after some disguised imp tried to kill her for no reason.
>>537527413We know, Yule
>>537563145>catsisterWhy say the same thing twice?
Julia is a hussy, granted. Did you know she's also a sister? What is it that turns a perfectly good sister into a hussy? Snow sprites. A lot of people blame the demons, but I ask you, how did Lord Unknown get here in the first place? Did he just *poof* and appear one day? No, he was brought here by a snow sprite. Snow sprites in their homelands cause wars that destabilize impish society and turn them into refugees, snow sprites living in human societies throw open the gates and let them in. Discerning between native snow sprites and "sprite supremacists" is a distinction without a difference, because they work together in perfect harmony to strengthen their own villages while undermining unity in human societies.
>>537568395I dunno... isn't this just spritephobia?
>>537569072Spritephobia is a term used to silence criticism of sprite behavior.
>>537568395I quite enjoy snow
>>537568395You say Sprites who keep to themselves are bad, and so are Sprites who live among humans. So if they can't live among themselves and can't live with you, what do you expect them to do?Also laughable that you say Snow Sprites are the reason imps are a problem when Snow Sprite magicians are the only thing keeping them even slightly under control. You won't blame your own people for willingly consorting with demons, you won't blame imps for their own behavior, you just blame us for it all like the deranged anti-sprite racist you are. Truly sickening what this website is coming to.
>>537569981>So if they can't live among themselves and can't live with you, what do you expect them to do?I wonder...
>>537568395>Julia is a hussy, grantedStop being mean!
they call you mean but they never call you wrong
>>537571175They call Ashley both mean and wrong
>>537571849And fat and ugly and stupidI can't find the bitch brigade cg but pretend I posted it here
>>537573034Poor Ashley. She deserved it but still.
Ashley dindu' nuffin. She was a good girl.
So I just finished BCS and it struck me how similar Jimmy and Kim's relationship is to Andrew and Ashley's. The way they keep doing fucked up shit together and how they bring out the worst in each other while simultaneously being the best for each other was intoxicating. It also reminds me of when people thought Burial no-incest would be a kinda "they split apart but without anyone dying" ending. The bit at the end where we see Kim's life after the divorce is just like when Andrew and Ashley had that big fight for a year. Just drifting through life caring about nothing and trying to play the part of a normalfaggot robotIdk, I just noticed a lot of parallels here. I'm such a sucker for ill-fated romances
>>537574316She constantly hurts the one person that cares about her, that's a very bad thing
>>537575512They hurt each other, it's a bit of a vicious cycle.
>>5375762403a shows us that it's always Ashley doing the hurting first THOUGH.
>>537577002yeah okay
>>537577002So you didn't play 3a?
I forgot to mention that BCS even has their own little nickname thing just like Andrew/Andy. It's so similar it's uncanny
If they ain't related, it ain't consummated.
>>537566262They look surprisingly gentle after sex
>>537579751But that's incest
>>537580295Sounds Delphobic.
>>537580295It's current year, Ashley! Be a good ally and suck your big brother's cock.
>>537577002Bullshit
>>537561865
>>537580295
>>537550975She would have ruined his life with her bullshit.
>>537583458In what order are these meant to be read?
>>537586048Left-to-right, top-to-bottom, and it's two pages.
>>537586048None
>>537583458Is this some bizarre AU where they all got quarantined and escaped together?
Where can I find a smelly wife?
>>537588653India.
/calg/, why aren't you using GNU/Linux, the only operating system that officially condones incest?
>>537589781I do use GNU/Linux (Ubuntu 24.04) but don't appreciate being lumped in with nonces and horsefuckers. I will install Windows in protest until CoffinOS gets a public build.
>>537592050If you use Ubuntu you are beneath nonces and horsefuckers
>>537592050>Ubuntu 24.04Imagine just admitting to this outright.
>>537592435What about None Horsefuckers?
>>537592050>Using Ubuntu>Not just any Ubuntu, but Ubuntu fucking LTSThis is an epic fail so remarkably epic that it necessitates this facepalm animation I made in 2010. I have never shown this gif to anybody before, but after 15 years in gestation the time has finally come.
>>537592435>noncesbritbong detected
>>537592435>>537592839>>537593943My depravity knows no bounds. Don't ask what I had to do to get my NVIDIA graphics card to work.
>>537593943You don't really see facepalming anymore
>>537595286Wojaks and frogs kind of suffocated the reaction image meta.
>>537595240Just install CachyOS and stop torturing yourself.
>>537595286>>537595553Good ol times. I miss pre normie internet
I need somebody to love. Anons I need somebody to love. I need to love somebody the way these two love each other. I need to kill myself. I have got to kill myself because I don't have what they do and I need it. I fucking need it so badly I can't sleep at night. I have to love someone. I can't fucking do this anymore. I need somebody to love
>>537596816Adopt a sister. Or a hamster.
>>537589781>>537592050>>537592435>>537592839>Using Arch (KDE Plasma) SteamOSlife's comfy.
>>537597576Please tell me you're using SteamOS on a gaming handheld
>>537597883More like, I use my gaming handheld as my daily driver PC.
>>537598297Ok that's fair. I've seen some nightmare situations of people trying to run SteamOS on their desktop computer and it fucking up because that's not what SteamOS is for. Some people just sadly need a brand name like Valve attached to Linux before they will use it.
>>537598434>SteamOS on their desktop computerMight as well install something like Bazzite or Chachy at that point. Or just Arch. Personally If I built a gaming PC, would probably use something like that
>>537598704I'd be caught dead before installing an immutable distro on my main PC. I'm leaving Windows to get AWAY from bloat; being locked into Flatpaks doesn't accomplish this.
>>537596878I need a human being, anon. A real person to touch me
>>537596816I know how you feel, I wish I had an older brother to love and give cuddles everyday. I think the only option left is to channel my longing into creative energy
>>537601267queer
>>537280157>Zoomers insecure about their own zoomerdom make up the majority of accusations of zoomerdomWhen I read this comment, I thought that the sentence would be less awkward if it said "accusations latterto" instead. But even though "thereto" and "hereto" are English words, there is no single word in English that means "to the latter". Since these generals have also coined the term "Delphic", we should also embrace the new word "latterto".
Oh, she left me there She left me all aloneOh, but I don't careNo, I don't mind at all
https://x.com/jeffdrawfag/status/1962536302428971018/photo/1
>>537604121WHY IS SHE HOLDING A COMMIE GUN INSTEAD OF A COLT!?
https://x.com/Injun_king/status/1962516800622706953Why does this have 12k clicks?
Okay what the fuck is this?
>>537604579Insane tranny drivel.
>>537604392What is the red thing?
>>537604707It has to be bait. I know troons and commies are fucking delusional, but this is just another level of compound retardation I refuse to believe is genuine.
>>537587754I think Renee felt guilty about their situation and let them stay indefinitely, opting to shelter them instead of trying to kick them to the curb as soon as possible. She also seems to have come clean about the deal with Surgeon from the beginning (maybe she got fucked over by him in some form aswell).
>>537605374>I refuse to believe is genuine.As a California resident, rest assured that there is literally zero limit to the human capacity for doublethink. I am using the term "human" loosely.
>>537528878Whatever those souls she keeps taking from people.
>>537469703>straight from the horse's mouth
