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Oi
>>537545661Can I talk about dark souls here?
>>537545929oi
This is a micker thread
>>537546031You can try, you'll probably make someone upset though
Geeg!That was SPOOKYNone of us really got anything to deal with the condemned as they spawned.
>>537546159I best refrain from it then. I miss the old general.
How do I signal my teammates that I need their weapons? We were against Caligo, I had 0 purple weapons (only got some shields and radahn's bow), and the other guy had a couple, all with worthless passives as it turns out, too.I threw my weapon out to show it and did "desperate prayer" but he didn't get it. Had to fight with a shitty forked greatsword.Is there like a universally understood gesture or signal I could have done?
I miss varreposter...
>>537546031>>537546341dsg was a shithole shut up>>537546147kill yourself bjark you worthless troon faggot
>>537546342Not really. You just have to drop your weapon, ping it, then try to ping the person and do a point down, prayer, etc. gesture and hope they can put 2 and 2 together.
>>537546342I wish we'd get the ability to write messages on the ground like in base ER. Even a few pre-written messages would be welcome. Getting to the spirit shelter against Caligo and writing "NEED FIRE" on the ground to tell your teammates to please drop any fire weapon they arent going to use for me would be great.
>>537546342You're only option is ping spamming and/or gestures Everyone should be looking out for each other and dropping each other weapons but good luck with that
>>537546159>they/them caring about upsetting anons on the internet kek
>>537546198gg, probably bad call from me that I use dragon fist instead of godfrey axe. Thought it gonna good.
>>537546665It all werked out in the end
>>537546031yes but only god souls 3
>>537546616What does this image have to do with your post?
>>537546616I dont care if someone gets upset about off topic stuff actually, its pretty funny watching the melties
>>537546827my wife
>>537546342Typically this is the only thing that will get a reaction from me
>>537546524I'm not bjark, just one of his many fans here
>>537546804>>537546147>>537546971Get back in containment maggot
>>537546031>>537546804>>>/co/ntainment
>>537546342You shitpost on /erg/.
>>537547054no u
>I'm so goo- ACKgg dragon, I saw those cocktails and you use them well
>>537546147Kinda funny miqqy is the only one from the base game still consistently getting posted. Despite the shit dlc story he is here to stay.
>>537547196WALK THA PLANK
>>537547212because he's gaybait
>>537547196>SIX parries>fucking SIX>still doesn't staggerName a more fucking useless ability in this game. You could land a single parry with the Wylder starter shield and get a riposte for it. What genius at From Soft decided to make Exec the worst character to parry on in the entire game?
>>537547196parry is superior
>>537546031There's a dark souls thread
>>537547414he staggers if you deflect that whole chain doe
>>537547414he's the solo mode sekiro nigger ongbal characternot meant for multiplayer unless you're status cheesing or just parrying to hold aggro until your team can rez each other
>>537547196Those two-sword silver knights have such a cool moveset.
>>537547491Great, everyone else staggers him if you parry just one.
A recluse who will 3bar at every boss has entered the queue
>>537547660You could've just said you were troon merchant.
>get downed once>you died, no revive bar at allfuck my life and fuck this game
>>537547923Happens sometimes on grab attacks, I've fully died with a 1 level penalty and everything to a Gnoster grab before. But at least it respawns you with full flasks again.
>>537548148yeah greatwe were fighting astel so it fucked the whole round.not even surprised anymore
>>537547414There's small benefits to Executor like being able to use damage negation on guard. Suncatcher is also only one part of his kit, he has frequent access to RoB and high arcane letting him evaporate shit even with his default katana.That said yeah, Suncatcher is a little undertuned, they could crank up the damage skill on it to +15% and make the deflect slightly more powerful on stance damage, but what he really needs is QoL for buffs and twohanding when going into and out of suncatcher.
Banished knights are menace solo, if you don't have a large weapon to stagger them.
>>537548947I really don't know how to fight them without cloak as someone like Duchess. No big weapon to stagger, just a dagger, maybe glintstone pebble. Sumbitches just walk at you, or in the dual-wielding ones case *flies* at you.
im so close to uninstalling / refunding my pre-order I swear to fucking god.
best I can do
>>537549181sis your earring
>>537549181That's good.This is my best relic set by far. None of my other characters' relics come close.
>>537549510nice
>>537549160Backstab + a few hits and restage will half HP them. If you have frost on starting weapon it'll proc and put them at 35% HP ish, just mop up with range if needed (You're not one of those retarded dagger only Duchess players, right?)
>>537549510Bottom one is pretty bad, you'd be better off going with any shop or boss relic
>>537549162Stop playing solo or with randomsPlay with us instead
>>537549738??????????????
1/3 sirs
>1/3>2/3>1/3>2/3>1/3whos doing this
>>537550049>>537549831i'm queued all bosses and i'm 1/3get ur shit together
>>537549160If you get magma shot it’s great for them. Ministance breaks and with the magma it kills them in like 3 shots
>mfw no BWC in my cunny
>>537550149Name? You're probably on the block list.
>>537550205that's good to know, thanks
>>537550441YWNBAW
>>537547443i look like that and say that
gg dragon sorry I literally cannot stop getting rolled by her
>>537550778Name? You already know what list it's for.
>>537550746FEAR NOT A BIRD IS HERE
Raider with no health or damage negation passives feels so bad.
>>537551050>Raider with no healthno such thing
>>537550462>>537550441>>537550842https://youtu.be/5cAc9DIWt6o?t=3s
>>537550842t-the friend list?
>>537547196Correct, you're not.
[BREAKING NEWS]Trans icon Revenant has ACKed.
>>537547660freud or sludge call it.
>>537551656kek
Whats with randoms trying to mlg pro gamer mega sweat on regular bosses? They make retardedly bad calls and then quit when they die i dont understand. We dont need a random weapon or shit buff so bad that you need to fight in the storm and die. Lmao fucking nerds man.
>>537551656NOOOO not the yeckin trans icons
>>537552487We are in a critical thinking epidemic, anon.
>>537552872https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxX_QHay02M&list=RDIxX_QHay02M&start_radio=1
>>537547212he's the only interesting character in the entire game
>>537552872chat is this real
>>537553227no https://files.catbox.moe/5xh72b.webm
>>537551656>>537552852>>537553379good morning /r/india
Never ever follow shiftyducks pings holy shit
sissycuck*
>>537547414Ideally you would have your team doing damage as you tank with it imo
>>537553749What did je do now?
>>537547212He's just spammed because you have a bunch of retarded faggots that are obsessed with him. Most just dropped any interest they had in him after the dlc or just concluded that he was a bastard piece of shit.
>>537554117he pinged a rise half way across the map and ignored multiple field bosses/pois on the way
>>537554240Why would you ever ping a rise? Just do it yourself.
>>537551656rest in power xister
>>537554240you cant 2 man a field boss? lol
>>537554240I don't understand why anyone would go to a rise as revenantIf it's on the way, sure, maybe? But yhe drops inside are never useful except for the starlight shards, but just buy those
>>537554240Shifty is ok you just have to understand he's going to run across the map in the rain. Just ignore
>>537554790+18% max fp, 3~6 starlight shards (you can only buy 4 in normal runs, 6 if the merchant village spawns), and a passive or amulet.
>>537554790Ace post?
>>537554240I dont wamt to say what he did, just second guess following him into battle.
>everdark run>guardian immediately pings his remembrance questare you for real niggawhy are remembrances even possible on everdarks, this shouldn't be allowed
>>537555083You don't get fp from it, do you? And it's almost always a flask for me not a talisman>>537555270No, just not smart
>>537555505Remembrances aren't that bad honestly they are super quick and give a lot of runes for an early level boost
>>537555505take the 30k nigga thats a free old gaol runes and all you have to do is kill a shitter enemy
>>537555270No?
>>537555505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K15orY9So1w
>>537555505Its a free 30k runes though and its easy whats the problem
>>537553749>>537554240Still doing the schizo posting slugma? Glad your still thinking about me
>>537555717>>537555798>>537555882>>537555929I'm not running to the very edge of the map for some runes, come the fuck on.
I appreciate the glaze but why was I mentioned 13 times last thread when I've only played one game today?anyways gonna queue 2x ED + Heolstor
>>537556137some schizo who's obsessed with you probably
>>537555864
>>5375561373/3
just let me loretta greatbow in peace stop aggroing me
>>537555964>>537556137you are doing good things in game when dedicated schizos bother to post about you kek
Omg why did I get so much attention, I don't want the attention so much that I'm gonna bring it up again in a new thread thread refer back to it, that's how little I care
>>537556440What did xhe mean by this schizobabble
>>537556395explain Ace then
>>537556440stop talking like a sissy
>>537556659He has a dedicated schizo so he must be doing something right
>>537556642It's truthbabble actually
>>537556974I wish I had a dedicated schizo
Lol GG shiftyduck, I really want to keep going down to flex on the afk bitchass raider but I shit the bed.
>>537550441I look like that and say that >>537553469This
>>537557243gg bird and raider, that was cursedI admire you dedication to keep going bird but by the end there i was out of juice, honestly after a point i dont blame the raider for going afk
>>537557243>shifty lost againThis is not good
>>537556293>1 barred at level 1So? Happens to the best of us every once in awhile, no reason to obsess over it.
>>537557438I started off hating and doubting and then I saw Christ walk with them.
>>537557438I'll probably get demoted in the tier list for that run, how will i ever recover my cred
will gen micker requests
>>537557614By servicing Wylder mains after each run.
i pissed myself brb
>>537558004Thanks for sharing, we'll wait for you
>>537557614I picked bird and put on mountain because I thought it would be funny. You were the only reason we didn't job instantly. I kneel
>1/3it's joever...
>>537557614You’ll have to apologise to sludge merchant at this point
The only person i'll "service" is Terr
>>537556249Don’t post my goddess wife here again. Final warning.
>>537558408t.err
ggs cabrito de loucurawhy did you go in the rain for a rise executor you threw away the two gaol stacks i got you
>>537558308Why? Hes the one who blocked me
>>537553898No another tard has already claimed that name funnily enough
How many of you will be playing Ironeye in depths, and how many of you will be getting carried by Ironeye?
Predict the deep of night rankings for our nightfarers
>>537557440windborne fart?
>>537558650>can bloodhound step twice>will get oneshot by everything redFuck that
>>537545661should I buy ds2 for my ps3 or my ps5 first? I play my ps3 in bed
>>537558654>Depth 5 Terr, Ace>Depth 4Sludge merchant>Depth 3Devil K***ht, gremlin, JUST, Ser John, Mamep, Va****is, Tide, Coterminus, Spirit, Nils, Golem, ZABITO BOGA, Osledor, yours truly, Jellyfish, Frazer, RevenantIsMyWife, Toothpaste, COCA, Yys, Reqence, Ukonzaemon Usu--, Mellow, SnakeHands, Aschev, Skorvan, Spenny, Nezuk, Mofu, Ainsley Harriott, Mush, ender lilies fan, Celldweller, Zorban, Bjark, Grimm, Freud, Deuce Bigalow, Humvee, Wazoo, Kishin, littlemoney, Carpe Diem, Ace, Santier'***pear, Fishcake, Elden Fortnite, Various Cheeses, Nihilist, K***ht, Minerva, Nuckelavee>Depth 2slugma, YumYumOrange, Naggerman, bratty, ZdradaEnjoyer, Pepe, ShiftyDuck, Quintoneus, Sens>Depth 1MARZ, EXTREMIST, 7upcup, Mordecai, Remance>Won't be playing. Ben, 10 Inch Man, Pivvvot, Abaraxas, Ever Watchful, Clumsy, Ender, Fae, mescool, Vinland Saga, Meraldaza, LilSh@ftBigH0nor, Zdrada Enjoyer, Gris, banderson
2/3we need a third!
>>537559046This is just a previous tier list but with depth rankings instead of S - F
Hero_buffer save me
>>537559046What is "s p" censored?
Did they nerf Giga goat?
>>537559046I dodged the list. Very nice.
>retard shotcaller >let him do his thing and just follow, we'll lose anyways>last rain starts>retard pings big fortress>whatever.jpeg>we go in kill the basement boss>running to the exit>we all die instanly in the rain>defeatHope you've learned your lesson idiot
>>537559046I don’t understand why yys still gets ranked
>>537559862I love crack
>>537559862>we all die instanly in the rainI've always wondered, is that a glitch or to prevent people from fucking around well after the second day? I've had it happen to a single party member despite all of use being in the rain.
>>537559862Okay so you die in the rain, just go back and get your runes after you respawn?
Caligo status: Raided
>>537559862Full legal names?
>>537559862why did you keep following himif the other two people do something else he'll have to follow unless he's a full retard
>>537560049to prevent you from fucking around too much you could technically clear the whole map in the rain otherwise
>>537559787libra nerf coming with the deep of night patch
>>537560049there's a timer to when the rain damage becomes completely unbearable yeahSome say it's 90 seconds, some say 110 seconds. I've even heard it's 70 seconds lmao
>>537560187I haven't experienced this personally but apparently if you die in the rain while it's closing for the boss fight it also is game over
>>537560187we were insta defeated in the insta kill rain>>537560345just for fun desu was wathcing something on the second monitor anyways
>>537560614how the fuck do you play this while watching somethingthe only game I'll play while watching something is osrs
gg bird and recluse, sorry about the routing it got awkward as fuck when the first Cathedral was an invasion and Night 1 looped us back to the spawnpoint, also Caligo just refused to get rotted twice so wasted a lot of time spinning my antspur
>>537559046>Terr, Ace, Sludge merchantlow effort bait
>>537560837it okay I spent over 100k souls on the merchant sucks it had to be ironeye as the only invader
>>537560776i gave up just locked on and spammed l1 for lightning spear
>>537560442I've been complaining about ED Libra for weeks, but I hope it's only nerfed enough to make it barely possible if you dont get AOE ashes to kill the condemned as soon as they spawn.
>>537560998Oh yeah? Let's see your high effort bait, pal.
>>537560998Name?
>coolest spell/miracle class has less than 3 spells>worst spell/miracle class has over 10 spellswhat's her name erg?
>worst spell/miracle class has over 10 spellsany glintshit>coolest spell/miracle class has less than 3 spellsthorn sorceries....
you people are so insufferable
and yet you're herecurious
>>5375628644chan has gotten a lot worse in the past few years, and the starting position wasn't too high anyways.
>>537563052Every generation of posters says the same thing about the previous.
>>537561116all he really needs is bugfixing, but I know fromsoft can't do that so they'll probably nerf him into the ground instead
>>537556043But he needs your help and you can do pois on the run back dont be a baby be a team player
>>537563630realistically, how do you survive ed libra in depth 5
>>537563857Just dont get hit, simpleYou can no-hit all the bosses right ?
>>537563857You don't. But remember, as long as one of your teammates leaves you can quit without ELO loss. So the moment you enter the expedition and see Libra is the boss, just troll and grief your teammates until they quit.
>>537563857at +230% damage nightlords basically always one-shot, so the meta will probably move towards characters with good iframes like duchess.
>>537563857I've seen some dataminers suggest that condemned may have their own depth scaling, so each summon may not be getting that full nightlord multiplier.
>>537563857Mogh's funny fork
>wait 5 mins to match a game >everyones ready and we drop>teammates run in opposite directions and quit one minute later>re que and its the same twoWow great game you got here guys hopefully ranked will save us im getting bored.
>>537563857Wait, is that actually +230% (330%) or 230% damage on nightlords?
>>537563857>3x damageNobody will play past depth 3
>>537564518>starts at 25%you were dropped on the head weren't you
>>537563785>But he needs your helpHe doesn't, it's easily doable solo, and Everdark Libra is hard enough without wasting time on shit like that.
>>537564227I no hit your mom b- hey wait a minute
>>537564518the former, otherwise depth 1-2 mobs would be weaker than normal
>>537563391They're only wrong because we've been at rock bottom for multiple generations of posters now
>damage negation at full hp>boost damage negation on taking damagethese are the only passives worth taking past depth 3 everything else means you're griefing and will be blocked
>>537564693Mad and bad
damn i've never seen three +3 before
ggs normal horse
>>537564234>>537564583just find a successive attacks negate damageez
>>537563857the runs in depth 5 will be fast as fuck
1/3 for everything but no everdarks if anyone wants to chill
>>537564947ggs
>>537564913godroll yet still trash, impressive
>>537565076>queue for everything but ED>still 1/3Liar
>>537564227>>537564583The devs can consistently clear Depth 5 as solo/duo/trios with no relics or passives at level 10. Why can't you?
>>537565351im queuing for the everdarks
>>537563857>3x damage>mobs give way more runes than bossesguess I'll just be ironeye
Queuing ED
>>537565608who's ed???
2/3 for non-EDsqueue up
>At some point during runs it's not even worth hitting a button to summon ghostsWhat did the devs mean by this
Equilibrium
>>537565541Killing trash mobs might actually become a viable strat since even the red ones go down pretty quickly with bleed/frost and in trios it'll be even easier because you get x3 the damage but not x3 the health.
>>537563857hmm yes i think i will unblock sneedGAWD.
>>537565931There was already a 2:1 rune split in mobs vs bosses at almost all PoIs that have both. Now it is 3:1
gg goat
>>537565903this is the most interesting character from has come up with in a while. i like his everdark fight but i also wish they gave the summoning gimmick to a different nightlord. shouldve had maris summon jelly versions of the nightfarers. then libra couldve just went god mode with even more screaming and huge sigils you had to i-frame thru
>Sudden enemy death and rain of stars when walking work togetherNot that useful but pretty fucking funny honestly
>perfect relic>bad color
hmmm today I'll play as guardian, get ready to have your win streak ruined
>>537561171>Depth 5Reqence, Osledor, Clumsy, Mordecai, ShiftyDuck, Remance>Depth 4YumYumOrange, K***ht, Nihilist, Abaraxas, Zorban, Deuce Bigalow>Depth 3Skorvan, banderson, Bjark, Pivvvot, Nezuk, Toothpaste, Tide, JUST, bratty, Skorvan, Quintoneus, Freud, slugma>Depth 2Terr, Sludge merchant, Santier'***pear, Ukonzaemon Usu, Mellow, Devil K***ht, ZABITO BOGA, Spirit, gremlin, ZdradaEnjoyer, MARZ, Sens, littlemoney, ender lilies fan,>Depth 1Yys, Ace, Minerva, Mofu, Mush, Jellyfish, Ser John, EXTREMIST, Pepe>Won't be playing.Sneedger
is depths mode going to be normal bosses? Non-ED bosses are so basic and boring.
Ahah! i'm higher than you on the list devil k***ht! take that!
Where's the Miquella shotaposting?
>>537565541They're more likely tuning it untik the point they are consistently losing and figuring out how to sprinkle in the dopamine light shining in the darkness rng to make ot feel good.
I sorta had this feeling it would go down like that
>>537567994only above depth 3also, do you really want to fight ranked mode ES Libra?
That was a weird GOAT fight. I guess 3 recluses is too hard to make it work vs all spell casting npcs
>>537568296Meant for>>537565513
>>537568143he probably went back to basedjack posting on mlp
>>537567539>>537559046>>537558308>>537560343>>537565973>>537568143You need to die slowly and painfully
>>537563857>damage>+113% in depth 3 alreadyAny swing from a crucible knight or leonine misbegotten did more than half my health in my recent solo Duchess runs, luckily it will be on my team mates to pick me up after each mistake
>>537568834they'll be dead too
maybe i'll play more recluse if cocktail only works on elemental damage you yourself do, right now the entire skill is just annoying
Elden Ring Lore makes perfect sense once you realize it's all just Christian irl history mixed with some Norse mythology. Miquella is literally the Protestant Christianity to Marika's Catholic Church.
>>537569290what an awesome swing >lvl 7 guardian doesn't have negation rolling at allhmmm
>>537569686nice, just another reason to like Marika
Good night, /erg/. I h8 w*men.
What are the best weapons/spells for stance-breaking with Duchess? The big glintblades seemed good
>>537569996>stance breaking with duchessnext you'll ask which spells are the best for raider
>>537569996the crystal shotgun spell
>>537569620Gg you fuckin
>>537570064which spells are the best for raider
>>537569290Holy shit.
>>537570219fuckin what? huh?
>>537570338Golden vow
>>537570338freezing mistflame, grant me strengthbestial vitalitygolden vowfrozen armamentdragonbolt blessingblessing of the erdtree
>>537569686If it takes one hour to bake a batch of Hornsent in a Furnace Golem and Marika has 15 Furnace Golems working 24 hours a day every day for 5 years how long does it take Marika to bake 6 million batches of Hornsent?
>>537570064not really, good stance damage is not associated with size of the weapon or strength scaling. Like square-off or pre-patch glintblades would be way better than Raider's colossal l1 spam>>537570338slicer cause low FP cost and good base damage. Also stre*mers already did caster Raider runs.
GG caligo!
>>537568143Not Miquella, but did you know you can play as a shota in Elden Ring?
gg calibro wylder and daughter-wife revenant
>>537570453
Dormant power helps discover fists and spears relic will be king for the depths>powerstanced bleed spears for dex>star fists for str
>>537569686Why don't you explain some of the differences between Protestant and Catholic for the reader? Start with transubstantiation.
>>537547212It's one guy. I don't want to post my Ranni collection every thread.
>>537571081you are going to find a relic with two good rolls and one dormant power helps discover torches
2/3 ed goat
Is it a good thing if I haven't got a schizo posting about me?
>>537571769yeah yeah yeah post more Leda
Can you guys tell im playing on a mobile hotspot or nah its k? Free nightreign online forever whenever is fucking insane i cant even believe it works most of the time.
>>537571843I wish I could. I never rebuilt my Leda collection.
Which is a better Hoarfrost relic for rev?
>>537569963Why
ive wasted a good chunk of my life playing fromslop's games but i am proud to say i have never, ever been a lorefag. i know more about ds1's story than any other game but even that ive never really cared about. ive played a ton of elden ring but i have no idea what anything means but because of that i have a viewpoint that others cannot and my feeling is that marika = america and the story is about how america needs masculinity back for the world's sake as femarica is ruining everything
>>537571081dormant fists will be one of the most sought after relics, not just for star fists but being able to quickly trigger successive & charged negation passives
>>537572172name 1 thing Marika was wrong about or did wrong [she realized that the Fingers are lying, so believing them at first doesn't count]
>>537572172I dont care
>>537563391I mean, they’re right. >>537564518Cute.>>537565850Pristine jap game design. You rike?
>>537572390bringing m*quella into the world
>>537572390>name 1 thing Marika was wrong about or did wrongbeing a whore
>>537568143This. Thread is actively worse without it. >>537569686Meds.
>>537569686Miquela = ChristGolden Order / Greater Will = Old TestamemtHornsemt = Babylon (really obvious)
need 1 more for super goat
The Greater Will is an Outer God and didn't create the world>But-Nope
>>537572172lorefaggging was cool in the epicnamebro era where it was a legitimate effort to pin down mistranslations and cultural information while admitting the story is fundamentally meant to be unfinished and full of gapsas soon as vaati came around with his top ten lists it turned to complete dogshit playground bullshitting on par with "my dad has a flamethrower" type shit
>>537572337true, but my dream relic is:> faith respec [for the good character]> more likely to discover seals> vit+3 or physical damage negation if it starts to appear outside of Caligo's relic>>537572556good point
It got a bit dicey there
>kill add wave>he spawns a new wave immediately everytimeCool, when are we supposed to do dmg to the boss? He sists at 40-50% health until we run out of resources and just die.
>>537572918After the nerf
>>537571769you're not a member of a general until you've got a schizo photoshopping pictures to try dunking on you
>>537572702Frenzy Flame = MarxismFell Curse = also Marxism
>>537572918Just get less likely to be targeted and you can run around scott free if things go south and the adds all typically spas out in the centre and ignore you
I just beat ED Libra with level 14 left path noklateo randoms. They completely ignored the right side
>>537571769>>537571976dumb bootleg saber
hi guys i havent played since july are the new bosses good?
>>537572827it must be surreal for miyazaki to see how a whole cottage industry got started because of his refusal to write stories while larping that the story is le behind the scenes
>>537573179Yeah man the bosses are really great! You can only beat them with cheap cheese and noklateo abuse.
>>537572702>Hornsemt = Babylon (really obvious)How so>>537572827Truth
>>537573179super 3dog is goodthe others are good if you enjoy CBT
>>537572984you really are that ugly though
>>537572918AoE the adds with spells/skills, cleave the boss, its not rocket science.>but i built for r1 spam!expectation/reality issue.
>>537572702Miquella is the antichrist
>>537572918>he didn't bring good AoEDo you not love fighting Yhorm except there's a 40% chance Storm Ruler doesn't drop?
>>537569686>All fictional religious fundamentalism HAS to be either Catholicism or Islam
>>537573353>noklateo abuse???Only redditors and release day everdark newfriends do this
queue up for heolstor please!!
wow that's the first gigalibra fight I lose in a while, things spiraled out of control really fast
>watch a few solo play streamers>they're all resetting until they have a very specific seednice game retards
Krolic... bro... get me up off the floor instead of trying to DPS race
>>537574935you dropped this
hooah
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>5375751793bar is too much. I had no dmg as we couldn't didn't finish crater because someone *wink wink* decided to do second hard boss top.
>>537575280its my favorite picture ever!
>>537546198hick is censored?
>>537575547???
>>537556249who is this semen demen?
>>537561896Sex with anons who look like this
>>537576195>Sex with nobodyKek, accurate.
>>537572172>I simply consoom and never thinkSounds about right.
Duchess (black leather), Spread out emote, elevated position, move the camera as far down as it can go.
>>537577013Why are wylders pervs like this
gg but the absolute audacity of you spending that much time in the rain without marais or grafted
>>537577846you are a nigger
>>537577846just open the door
yeah I didn't realize we were that far from the treeyou niggers need to wait for me to get my damn runes back though
>>537578363it was pepe who opened the door
>>537574975>>537575179>>537575547>>537575839>>537577846>>537578026>>537578363Why are you so bad at this game
>randoms play fine all game>3 bar from standing under caligo's breath every timeHow does this happen
>>537578832>How does this happeneveryone probably yolo'ing for the stance break because the fight is so boring otherwise
>>537578470PPPPEEEPPEEEEEEEE
>>537578832idk, but on PSN it's been like that since ED Maris when they stood in the tsunami all the time
gg heolstor
>>537578832for 99% of the run, the best strategy is to just spam attacks and nuke everything before they can fight back. people try to use this strategy against the nightlord and get clapped because the nightlord has tons of aoe to deal with multiple players and a massive HP bar.
>>537579675gg
I have nothing to spend my murk on but the random relics from the jar but you get one okay one for about every 20
>>537579675>censoring namesWhy?
gg, but your routing is fucking dogshit, nine-boxplease don't try to lead
>>537579864to annoy you specifically
>>537579675emvoys greathorn is fun
>>537579879lmao called out
dogshit wylder
>>537579879Hey, I only went up to the hill dragon because one of the duchess was up there for some reason and thought they wanted to go for it. Going for the evergaol at level 2 is a stupid call anyway, it's better to go for the church to get a better weapon and another level because of the RNG variance on the evergaol.
>>537579879What happened
who is holding me hostage in this 2/3 what are you queued for
>>537580192goat
>>537579879seemed fine. gg idk what the fuck was happening in the goatman fight but hes certainly dead
after a full day of fiddling with AI, I realized prompting is just explaining shit to a retard, endlessly trying again and again with no progressjust like Nightreign! except instead of explaining it's carrying retards
>Que all bosses>Get random literal who shitters queing up for regular bosses Ty for spamming the password on fextralife
>>537580503That's actually really small for a greatsword.
>>537580503I love my sister
>>537580581you're welcome
https://fxtwitter.com/Noru0217/status/1962545781686309038New Miquella.
all bosses but the one you want 0/3
>>537580761Lovely
>>537580096And skipping hard boss on the start of day 2 when he is right there?And ignoring the moth curse two games in the row?And doing second hard boss top before the crater?Two games in the row non-stop questionable calls.
>>537580034I'm not playing though?
>>537578832>50% praying for the break or hoping their Wylder will do it>45% unaware retards>5% Executor parrying because I'm too lazy to run outPick
>>537580503Can you show us what you've genned?>>537580896If you have time you should be killing the gargoyle and FSB before crater
>>537580761>>537580835Forgot to post the actual picture.
What cosplay builds you doin anons?
>>537580896>And skipping hard boss on the start of day 2 when he is right there?Deathbird with 2 Duchesses (Neither using magic) nd an Executor, none of which had holy. Waste of time.>And ignoring the moth curse two games in the row? YOU went to go get it, we don't need 3 people to kill it, the runes from its death are recovered anywhere on the map, same with the power, only one person needs to go>And doing second hard boss top before the crater?I do that literally all the time and it usually works outDo you seriously think the whole team should hunt down the moth?
>>537581180>>537581380>I do that literally all the time and it usually works outyou can easily kill the bull in top crater later with legendary weaponit safe, faster and easily accessible with birds
Will every thread have a melty about routing now?
we are preparing for depths
>>537581180I got very few, because I spent most of my time rerolling for any barely acceptable result
>>537581583we all have autism so yes
>>537581648i am preparing to be disappointed that the meta will be status slop
>>537581583Where do you think you are
Just beat ED Caligo at level 11 with Wylder I am ready for depth 5
>>537581380>>537581498you can also have the magma wyrm spirit bird pull a left 90 and drop you at the Valiant Gargoylethere is a 0% your teammates will follow though
NOOOO I WASN'T DONE SPANKING IT
Holy fuck I never want to see an Ironeye in my team against giga Libra again.
I feel like Maris was supposed to be in SOTE instead of Metyr
>>537581725True but>>537581674Feels like it's less about autism and more about being a drama queen
>>537581732If you're so bad that you ended up at level 11 you'll never get past Depths 3.
>>537582042Ironeye is S-Tier against ed libra thoughbeit?
>>537581658https://youtu.be/rlsjKms_Ni4?si=jcAS2pIh14yoQhCPhttps://pastebin.com/SNpRKtHNhttps://pastebin.com/i05LVECMcourtesy of a very kind miquella poster here
>>537581719your night aspect? your shape of night? your heolstor the nightlord?
ez libraNo daughter-wives though.
EZ Libra. GG Wylder/Ironeye.
>>537582307name? for the rape list
>>537582197thanks but I did use those posts to setup, I just suck at writing prompts, which is just listing tags
1/3 for everything sans libraget in losers
uhg, can't stand another day of everdark mimics
Why has no one ported Fulghor to Elden Ring yet
>>537582410ZyzzDaddy-Hubby AnonSkorvan
lets end it boys
>>537582802don't do it anon, you have a life ahead of you
The seed system is shit. I'm not saying I want runs with only churches, but I don't like how few different runs there actually are.
Anyone else taking a break until the update? Trying to avoid burnout
>>537582438why not just copy the prompts from civitai? unless i want something specific i can just remove some tags and then add my own but most of the time i just copy themi wish there was a way to save or instantly insert lora prompts however, i always have to look up the lora im using and then copy the prompt its kinda annoying when you switch between them
>>537583243what are you playing instead?
2/3 queue up boys
>>537583314World of WarcraftI'm sorry anon.
>>537583380you should be
>>537575280>>537575606*kills you*Fucking faggot know your place
>>537577784Duchessslutsisters encourage them>>537576321I look like that though…
>>537583457Well, you're free to fuck whoever you want.
>>537546031No, only Demon's Souls, Sekiro and Bloodborne are allowed.
>>537583680Hi, let's queue
>>537580659depends on the context
>>537580761>>537581378Beautiful. Truly the best character.
>>537583380Ewww
>>537573370>Big ass tower like tower of Babel>Shamans in captivity like Jews in captivity of Babylon>Hornsent are worldy empire, The Golden Order is empire of God (Greater Will)>Hornest and their symbols (omens) represent an opposition to God (Great Will)
>>537547443I know the microsecond a Wylder drops his parry shield at the start that he's going to be a complete shitter.
>>537581583Every thread will have a melty about everything as has already been happening for months now yes
Did you guys kill the bug or did we just get totally fd in the A
>>537584626I couldnt save Recluse and took continuous healing like an idiot so got clapped while my flask did nothing
>>537582307I look like that and do that.
>>537532441ERPer and porn addict STANDING BY
>>537584728Dang that sucks i tried to reconnect the second time but u was too late had to restart
>>537554790You buying me 4-6x Sharts?
>>537582902Probably not much of a life in fairness>>537583243That ship has long since sailed buddy…>>537583380… but it shouldn’t have been like this
>>537584963No because I'm using them myselfI dont go for rises and I play her
>>537532441This is pretty much normal internet, though. Or did you forget that there are other people out there?
We shouldve done triple raider you coward
>>537584232Literally the opposite, the second biggest red flag is seeing them try to parry. The first is, of course, using the artorias skin
>>537560442>Codemned deal half their current damage>Condemned have half their current life>Summoning Condemned takes a % of Libra's HP based on the number summoned>Libra doesn't fucking bother your for 30sec after summoning CodemnedPick any 2.
who blocked me
>>537585685I blocked a lot of people lately because I've been mad, what noghtfarer do you usually play?
>>537585592NTA but dropping your shield at the start is pretty dumb, you can use it to kill quickly kill crystalians
>>537585404and what are mossad agents doing in /erg/?
>wait forever for a match>finally get one>game crashes
Well that was a scuffed day 1, but GG nonetheless Raider and Wylder.
Hate it when my game CTD after the loading screen. Anyone else have this and find a fix?
>lvl 2 gaol>teamwipe>lvl 1 gaolniggers
>>537586197yeah gg
>>537585854You can break them in 2 charged r2s
>>537548718it's funny to me that suncatcher doesn't scale offensively with any buffs that aren't executor exclusive relic buffs. recluse's cocktails all count as sorceries on top of being buffable by elemental relics/passives, yet executor can't even get katana buffs for it.
Can someone explain the goat to me as a Raider. I hit him I do no damage. I get hit it's a one shot kill even if I stack madness resistance.
>>537586197gg i guess,,,
Shiftyduck is really bad outside of night lord fights.Really bad at fighting regular DS1 and ds2 bosses but good at fighting Libra etc
>>537586404When he summons clones he takes reduced damage. Kill an invader and pick up the big yellow madness buff. Now you do regular damage to Libra again.
>>537586418>Not blocking ShiftyduckThere's only like 3 guys to block outside of the cheaters and he's one of them.
>>537586523Whoops, now I know thanks
>it's the bird always attacking while holding the shield up episode
>>537586523Zullie didn't mention that, I'm not falling for it
>>537586541who are those 3
>>537553749Dead C tier giveaway if you can't make ShifyBunny's pings work
>>537586404>Can someone explain the goat to me as a RaiderYeah I got youStep 1 : Get Axe of GoatfreyStep 2 : Send the condemned to hell in a cell with the raw skill of Hoarah LouxStep 1 is very important don't fuck it up
>>537547414FromSoft probably doesn’t know how to balance it or just didn’t playtest it. With Deflect you can literally deflect almost anything. Still, it has some solid uses.Don’t think you can shield parry that combo, same with his tornado attack.He’s not a menace to me when you know you can just stop those attacks with deflects.
>Libra fight>Use charged up fist against a condemned Raider >Another condemned Raider walks up behind me and back stabs me out of my charged punch
>>537556974He is the dedicated schizo
>>537586541i've not had any major issues with him in my runs, in combat. he could path better but that's all i can say
>>537586634and he thinks they're guard counters
>>537556293>dying in front of the vtumour hes simping for yikes!
My thumbs are damaged by gaming at 30.I don't want to spam the roll bottom with my thumb it's hurting me.Should I play characters like guardian so I don't have to spam the roll button?
>>537556137>ego searching yourself narc much?
>>537587190Executie
>>537586791I keep getting the axe of Godfrey, in fact in fact I have it in every game on every character.What a spammed weapon.
>>537587190Are people in this general really playing souls games with a c********r?It was my understanding that we all played witch keyboard and mouse like real gamers.
>>537558308sludge lost bigly though
>>537587190xbox controllers? i always thought their buttons and sticks were uncomfortable. been no lifing with playstation controllers since '97 and my shit's fine
>>537587384>animeposter is a retarded faggotMany such cases!
>>537587443I have no idea why Microsoft makes their controllers so massive and bulky, they're awful to hold
>>537587384How much of a difference does it make?The genre is about timing and spacing. I'm here specifically because I can't compete in point and click games for shit
>>537559046>put the shitters at the topGood bait
Agreed?
>>537559046>not even mentionedWoooow...>>537587685>chingchong>ling long>wappatongSorry I don't speak Indonesian.
>>537587597I'm joking, there's a stigma against keyboard in the souls community. I do know one guy who tried both though and he said it barely made a difference.
>>537587685>yandex has Elvish(Sindarin)holy based
>>537587889did they ever fix m+kb in DS2?
>>537587875Me neither, I got no idea what the circles are, but I think it's interesting anyway
>>537587685yes i speak ding dong ching schon stone cold ice
>>537587685sorry I'm gonna need subtitles
>>537587685>no duchessWhy? The invis is a team buff, she should be next to Recluse
>>537587956What a bizarre venue diagram if those are what they actually mean, that seems like they just picked 3 things that Guardian could do so they could put him in the middle and then slotted in the other ones
>>537571769Yeah the people who attract 'schizo' are often shitters that got what they deserve
>>537587956>executor not 3bar rez
>>537587964keyboardchad here. no they make it terrible on purpose in every game but if you edit your own button mapping you can make it usable.
>got onetapped by caligo while guarding with a magic affinity shield Damn, does magic affinity shield not boost magic absorption?
>>537587956recluse and rev are good at 3 bar rezzing if they have an erdtree seal (wrath of gold). recluse or duchess with cannon of haima is also really good at rezzing
>>537588307Explain the wrath of gold one
>>537575547shitter squad
>>537588350It does 2bar of rez damage on a short cast
>>537588491What!
>>537588350just a lot of rez damage and is spammable. can pick up two 3 bars if they're on top of each other in no time.
>>537581380sounds like good decisions to me, it's true you only need 1 nigga to go after the moth
>>537587956>>537588145duchess ult is basically 3bar too if your weapon isn't shit
>>537587685Do they have some nice webms over there at 2chan?
instead of depths 5 every enemy one shotting you they should make all field boss a red one and every gaol prisoner should be red too, then remove the easy prisoners like duelist, omen and bloodhound knight. also every prisoner should have full health no matter what
gg goat sorry for shitting at bbh
>>537582042Nearly all the nightfarers have an annoying variant faggot
>>537589125ggI L2'd every enemy in the forest
>>537589125That BBH was such a shitshow but the goat got annihilated. Salty as fuck my comet azur on the magma wyrm got fucked up because of a random rot dog...
>>537582684>Literal who>Literal who pedogroomer>solid high C/low B tier
>>537586634Mating press baby making sex with ‘nachi
>>537589328You aren't going to make it to Depths 5 unless you start grooming children.
>>537589328>solid inbetweenthat's the opposite of solid
>>537587384No dumbass a controller is better for these kinds of game imagine trying to play this shit with a M+K lmao>>537587443>>537587587I used to think their weight and bulk were actually kind of comfortable but yeah they’re just too much these days I think PS managed to nail the middle ground
>>537586771Sludge merchant and terr
>>537589519grafted sword doesnt count
>>537589519>graftedSay it with meYou. Did. Not. Beat. The. Game.
>>537587956>yandex has Elvish(Sindarin)speak english>>537588090suspicious post
>>537586634That's called shieldpoking NR-babbie, and it's the safest attack in the game, you outted yourself as a Depth 2.5 troon.
>>537589679Sindarin is one of the Elvish languages Tolkien created for his Lord of the Rings (and Silmarillion) books.
>>537589617>>537589669my HP counts tho, i used performance enhancing drugs like max hp physick and max hp cocktail
>>537589715Guardians are never beating the 0 iq brownoid allegations, huh?
>>537589419that’s a rather weird condition to put in the game what did FromSoftware mean by that
>>537588090so true saar
>>537589840It's ok you need to deflect because Nightreign is babbies first souls game.
How are the queues? Should I bother getting on?
>>537590224just wait 10 days, the game is dead right now
>>537590273gladius rerun is in 2 days though?
1/3Everything
>>537589082I followed too many Asian artists on Twitter and now it thinks I know how to speak it and keeps reccomending me posts I don't understand
>>537590064I'm not the anon you first replied to. Also, I have 150 hours in ds1, 230 hours in ds2, over 2k hours in ds3, around 80 hours in bloodborne, 900 hours in elden ring and 400 hours in nightreign. Don't speak to me with that tone ever again.
Anyone have the condemned do nothing the whole fight? Nobody had less likely to be targeted they just stood there and didn't fight until attacked
>>537591234duchess ult
>>537591234I've seen it once. It was during a run where someone manually opened the door, so that may have had something to do with it.
>>537591234sometimes it just bugs out like thatsmall indie company
>>537547212The whole DLC story was so egregiously awful that it single handedly killed my interest in any of the lore for Miyazaki's games. It just became far too obvious that he is making everything up as he goes and running on vibes after that.
Is Raider getting a Mind relic? I want to do a Ganondorf build
2/3 hell
excellent game as always, great routing practice and shifty duck. love getting mohgs spear for that fight
>>537591901Yeah, INT + MIND, but -12 vigor.It's alright, but nowhere as good as Guardian's.
>>537591173>more hours in 2 and 3 than in 1 and ER
If you don't kill at least one condemned per wave and make someone else pick up the slack you're getting blocked
If you play Executor, Wylder, Wildeye, Revenant or Raider, you're blocked on sight.
gg total goat death. 2nd game in a row i got a grafted thx for it
>>537592436Listen dude. Either there is enough fuel to instakill condemned or its a loss. Unless ShiftyDuck is there.
>>537592214gg, nice volcano cleardidn't really get any seals of note but lightning spear never lets you down
happy september /erg/
>>537592696isnt that the 9th month of the year?
sorry for the goat throw, i was a retard and didn't grab any lightning shit to make cocktails to kill the adds
>Roll out of Libras aoe spam>It still gets mele sigh
im starting to think the trick to ED libra is running nokros/nokstella because you get so many golds, the fight seems really weapon dependent and that shifting earth seems to have really good luck
>>537592815not to mention the free revive and weapon dupe so everyone can get grafted/marais
>>537592732I think so
>depth 5 drops>no one is able to play without sneedLAWDsota...
>>537592815stop relying on shit earths
>>537592530>tfw anon blocked me for playing Wildeye
>>537592815noklateo and mountains both have a boss with a guaranteed legendary so they tend to be the best for raw lootbut mountain passives suck ass so it's really only noklateo that's good
>>537592904now yuo see...
>>537592904Don't talk about yourself maggot
>>537592815The key to ED Libra is not being a retard and killing the condemned, that's it that's all you have to do, hit L2 instead of R1. Do not run from the condemned, kill them.
>>537593002Only Guardians allowed.Recluse are tolerated.
>>537593121not him, but good to see he broke you
>>537593002of course you watch the anime about the unrepentent pedophile whose "2nd chance in life" is being given godlike power and 3 childwives to groom
>>537589895Ishizaki wanted us to further step into the shoes of the average /erg/ player>>537591629Fair enough
I hope they realize that the everdarks and depths mode being free has set the bar for the dlc much higher than just the 2 new characters and bosses mentioned before release.
>>537593149>L2 instead of R1i play with a joystick
>>537592904unironically undoable without sneed
>>537593220is is true that trans folx HATE mushoku tensei?
>>537593220Ummmmmm what???? Name of anime??? Sounds kino.........
>>537592904>even sneed gets oneshot (turns out 3k hp isn't enough)what now?
>Swing at condemned>They roll away>Eat a full moon from the back into Libra AOE spamWowwwwww
>>537593492SSS listers don't get hit
>>537593273There's no way they aren't going to make a new map. Literally everyone is asking for it. I'm personally hoping for the entire Land of Shadow but slightly reworked for Nightreign movement but that might be too much for C team.
>>537583680Prove it>>537592732It is
>>537593210>>537593640I said don't talk about yourself maggot
>>537594104stop showing him he broke you stupid tranny, you're feeding his ego
>>537593670It wouldn't be too hard to drop spirit springs and gravestone along the different walls and cliffs. In fact, that could be way easier for them. Add some of those trees with the spirit bird that flies you over longer distances and it should be fine.
>>537593640you get hit by anything you cant oneshot with your +30 magic attack relics you dong swallower
Dogshit executor
>>537594301again, not sneedgeryou trannies really need to stop having PTSD from every mention of himhe can't hurt you, you blocked him
>>537594404if only I could block him in the threads as well
>>537594498seethe less, a blocked pve cheater shouldn't do this to your mental health
>>537592732>9th monthhow the fuck is time moving so fast it was just january last week.......
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/386
we all still remember how sneed died to a golden hippohe got ptsd from it and has been seething in this thread ever since
>>537594404>>537594179explain how xhe jobbed to golden hippo while cheating
>Post about the game: 0 (You)s>Post about retarded microcelebs: Infinite (You)sWhy is /erg/ like this?
>>537594995ur gonna have to ask him when he takes your new purple again
>>537595082Answer the question, sneedger.
>>537595169meds + obsessedgonna call me dragonirian as well?
>>537595075autism>>537594776fuck k*rds
>>537595234Stop dodging the question.How did you die to golden hippo while you were cheating?
>>537595075Do you look like this?
>everyone is sneedger>only one talking and posting images of him in the threadyup, rasperdal, double dose
>>537595082
>>537595385I look like that but I'm a guy. Also I have short hair.
>>537592274I dont know what this means
Is it ethical to ping a gaol if you don't have a key, but you know a teammate has one?
>>537594565>>537594404>>537595082>>537595234>>537594179>>537592904shut up ugly fat orc
>>537595663hey man, can you check this>>537595469
>>537595631only if they do in fact have one
stop bronyposting, sneedterrinian
I am Sneedigus
>one mention of a cheater gets all the broken schizos outnot good optics for the gennie, dsg is laughing at us
Are there actual use cases for white shadow lure? Revenant has to have it for a reason, surely?
he's samefagging again
>>537596010stop bronyposting, dragonirian
>>537596010you'll get over it though
YOU IDIOTS, WE'RE ALL SNEEDGER
>>537596103its a state of mind
>>537596067ur not me schizoI'll terr you up
how the FUCK did my ult not get you there were you in the frenzy death animation
For the love of god equip a heavier weapon and just R2 PLEASE
>>537596183i got tapped into the delayed aoe circle just as it went off too trying to get you guys up. sometimes you just get a cursed run
>>537595828I AM SNEEDGER
>>537596067kill yourself dragonirian
>>5375963362fa doesn't lie, stupid russian brony
>>537595631i'll just stand around and pretend i don't have onerelying on that extra damage buff from the gaol relic is nothing but a crutch for the weak
>>537596308yeah i got hit by some invisible seal under the sand right at the start too
>>537595631I don't think it is, because it just creates confusion.
>>537596430>t. gets gangbanged by 6 buffed condemned
some of you really like to 3bar on libra dont you
sneedger senpai... aaaa eeto... w-would you maybe want to... you know... queue with me kudasai >_<
layla it upyemmy slurm it down
>>537596680your mom 3bars on my cock
no fuck off, tell me how to yem it up without trooning it up
>>537596862I would eat her out, I want to hear her cute little moans
2/3 goat
>>537596430trvke of the day
>finally got my second everdark Libra kill>running a slightly memey initial attack build, hoping for a starscourge sword>map was volcano>ironeye and executor teammates are clearly a duo in voice chat because they never ping anything and ignore any pings I make>neither of them has the evergaol relic>we get 3 keys immediately on day one but they decide to ignore the second evergaol to rush the giants/ball-bearing-basement castle at level 5>by some grace of god we still manage to clear all 3 gaols that day>day 1 boss is right next to castle so we lost a shitton of time running to and from it>for day 2 I ping a cathedral and gaol in the northwest and start running>neither teammate moves, and then they go southwest to a church>I have a blue star fist so I struggle and die to the gaol, and they eventually catch up to me and we finish it>I ping the crater because again we've lost time>they go north to a red boss that they run away from, and then to the starfall beast>while they do this I solo clear the entire path to the magma wyrm with my star fist>true suffering>they follow me down, wyrm gives a death poker that I gold and on the way up Maggie gives a carian scepter with zamor ice storm>we enter the boss with them two level behind me>for some reason libra just decides to not summon condemned more than twice, and both times they get annihilated by zamor ice storm>the victory comes comically easy despite our awful statsThis fucking game, man.Now I think Libra scales with your damage and the weaker you are the easier he is.
Never wiped on ER caligos before. Still haven't.That was close.
Nothing at all happened at the first Gaol.
why are the dsgniggers shitposting so much today
>>537595631That is completely fine, these replies are fucking retarded. If you're level 3 or whatever and there's a gaol nearby and you know your team started with one/picked one up then there should be absolutely no issue.
>>537597175>Ironeye with a flail>A strength flailThe hell is going on in that run
>>537597586of course they're gonna bully us when the cheater buckbroke the general again
>>537597741>cheater gets called out>thread starts getting spammed immediately afteruhm...
>>537597927trvke sister, we can't let him bully us back to discord againthis is OUR safe space
>>537597706The flail was "projectile drop off reduced," which I gave to him in the initial cathedral to get stonesword keys on day 1.It was a VERY uncomfy run, and I don't think we had any right to win.With that said, I was the only one who died in Libra himself because I was sitting on his nutsack spamming Ice Storm to kill the condemned as soon as they spawned. As such, I am the shitter and the strength flail Ironeye is the pro.
>>537597706its clearly in his offhand. it's not that crazy.
https://voca.ro/1iWswX08MYch
terr made these posts
thats a lotta runesgg goatbros
I reported all of his posts and talked with mods on ircyou will not play with that faggot, he will not post here, I don't care if I get banned, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE STUPID RUSSIAN SNEEDSHIT
>>537596430>Not posting the Ironeye versionngmi
>>537599529>actually mindbroken by sneedGAWDkeky
gg wylders
>>537598636hehehe
When people say the Wylder summons in the Libra fight are too hard, I laugh a littlegg triple, Wylder, it was a fun run from start to finish, great routing and good fights. We even had a troll castle with a BBH basement and I didn't mind.
>>537600813>>537600885ggs, the goat got gutted
never saw so many legendaries in my life gg all
>>537600975bro ur saturation
>>537600975sens was really weird this run u good bro
>>537601191That's sens every run my dude
>Mush Ender Ace
>>537600975>>537601191>>537601251>mfw /erg/ friends getting along
>>537595075High brown population>>537595359TSMT
>>537597351gay warm piss post>>537597586lack of hrt making the sisters cranky
>>537601489>TSMT?
>>537545929uoh
shitposting with ergie buddies
>>537574323I think you mean 40% x3, Anon. Because if even one of you misses getting an AoW drop, your chances are radically dropping.
>>537602543I pulled the number out of my ass anyways.If all 3 players are good and know what AoWs are good it's not an issue.(40%)^3 = 6.4% like you sayIf you have 2 randos and have to carry it can be frustrating
I like cats
>>537603026pspspspsps
>>537603026I like fat chicks!
Nerf Libra. Dropped either way.
>>537603187Have some respect for yourself man
this game is going to die even harder when skong comes out
>>537603174pspspspspspspspsps>>537603187I don't but I respect your tastes
>>537603459>Another 2d side scrolling Metroidvania dark souls cloneoh wow, who cares
gg guys, that was a really fun run. makes me want more guardians like you there, too.
>>537603459>He bought into the hype30k MAX players on Steam and about 3k after a week, screencap this post troon.
>>537603641lmfao
>>537603623I was also in that totally real run where a bird main contributed anything
>>537603767>All time peak for an 8 year old game was today
Need revcunny
>>537603869nah it was legit, he did great
Guardian is going to be strongest character when we get Thrusting Shields
>>537604147>Use shield stance on a church rat in Depths 5>Half your health is gone and all your stamina no ty
>sorcery rev>Wylder with godricks axe using rob instead>We still beat ED Libra with no 3 barsI kneel
was sweating at the end there, things were getting real dicey. Yharno that ult was so clutch, lets us burst him down without worrying about dying. gg
Why is this game so weirdly obtuse about just... normal stats and mechanics? How is a cute newfie supposed to know how much "+1" and "+2" is contributing to spell casting speed and how are they supposed to know they top out with just +1 on duchess and +2 on rev/recluseAlso the sheer confusion when it comes to stackable buffs. There should be a clear in-game indicator. According to the spreadsheet Successive attacks negate damage doesn't stack but most of the other damage negation passives do but there's literally no way to tell in-game.Also sometimes I see the passive +x% number... outlined/glowing or something? Wtf does that mean, that it activated? or that it's stacked? idk, shit is unclear. intuitive UI is not from's strong suit I guess.
>>537604634i tried the axe but the aow wasn't didn't seem to be doing enough damage, better to burst em with rob
>>537603026I like MY cat, but yours is okay too I guess
>>537604634Rob has the long animation so it rapes the input read roll plus you're killing em in just one proc anyway
>>537600975>>537604916What's wrong with you
>>537605997I don't even like how the hdr looks in this game so idk why that anon bothers
>>537605847Fatty
>>537605847post cat and feet
>>537605853I stopped usimg it because condemned would roll out of it half the time. I guess I was just being gay and retarded.
>I 5barredGod bless your heart recluse I felt physical pain when you were rezzing me at 4barI am completely shitfaced and trying to pioneer an even grubbier style of raider with poise and hp+fp+stamina recovery on hit and continuous skills
My deepest darkest secret is that I got grafted day 1 once but lost the run anyway. Was extremely early in the games life doe. I didn't fully understand how it worked.
>>537606775then wheres your fuckin full hp negation nerd faggot retard !60% only on successive won't cut it, especially at depth 5 !>also dropped you a vykes and you ignored it
>>537606972Nice reddit spacing
Welp we almost got the goat. Next time for sure Raider/Guardian.
>>537606972fair pointsalso ed libra is quite possibly the worst boss for the strat too
>>537606776>Got it day 1 the first week of the game>Assume its poopy shit like base game and just hold it without getting any stat buffs>lose to Sentient Pest
>>537607064I don't even like everdark libra. Why are you queueing her?
>>537605051>they top out with just +1 on duchess and +2 on rev/recluseThey do?! I thought I was supposed to stack multiple of them.
Sorry but if I ever get early mario or grafted I am running poi to poi farming stacks like a Chinese clip farmer.
>>537607125>her
>>537607184They add virtual dex (vdex)So dex that functionally only adds to your spell casting speed. (Dex boosts spell casting speed btw. I think the game technically tells you this if you hover over the stat in elden ring but some people miss this)And since most spells get their max shorten at 70 vdex, and each +1 adds 30 (so +2 60) duchess only needs 1. Radagon seal also adds 30 so it's basically a +1
>spam vyke's aow in the middle of a condemned spawn>he halves hp and i don't notice>get touched and die>rez myself with my own fireall planned
>>537607320Why are you so obsessed with wojaks? Do you get off on outing yourself as human garbage?
>>537607065its fine we all have games like that gg nt >>537607064both of youAlso I think recluse is the best buffer in the game if she uses all the holy cocktails, if you play her in depths you may need to use your weapon relic slot to look for seals to try to grab healing or other holy/buff shit
>>537607064Reply to me. I know you saw my post >>537607125
If I get early Marias or Grafted I alt F4 without dropping it because auto win drops are faggot slop mechanics and a waste of 50 minutes.
Wylder got grabbed by a ulcerated tree spirit and went to 0 HP, but because the spirit had blood rites on it and he ulted previously, the fire he left behind was healing him through it and he lived. Fucking weird.
>>537607563Kek. You sound like sneedger.
>>537607563i hope they get nerfed in the next patch
>>537607478>human garbage
>>537607125I always queue up both ED bosses, Variety and all that.
>>537607625Just as all according to keikaku doori
>>537606226It's just a bad angle, but he is a little round yeah>>537606642No!
>>537605847Do your steppies fat fuck
>>537596430Do you have any real thoughts of your own, or do you think the contrarian act counts as a personality?
>>537603459That's going to be the perfect game to play until the Depths releases. I just don't feel like playing NR until they add the weapon swap relics.
>>537607987only dumb assholes sit in this box
>>537596430Based
>>537608431I fail to see how that's based. Also probably doesn't actually do it.
>>537608463Evergaol metaslaving is gay.
>>537608594>I have no personality besides being contrarianYeah you already said that
Why does executor have a cup that's one red followed by two yellows, and then also a cup that's two yellows followed by one red? It's the same thing.
>>537608128>>537608348Be nice to him!!
>>537608816The meta slave has no will of his own. He can not dream. He does not express himself; he would not have anything to express. He has no clippable funny lol or epic pwnage moments. The meta slave's only purpose is to play on par with the youtuber; the youtuber is gay and so is he.
>>537609874So how do you want to path, buddy? Go through that open field to kill three hollows? Kill the ten random soldiers in that camp? What do YOU want? Hit me with those hot, original ideas of yours.
>sens
the best effect for this stupid bastard is less likely to be targeted
>fists Raider and Wylder>claws Executor >thrusting sword and spear Ironeye >seal Guardian The Depths are going to be super fun.
>>537610327
>>537610049>whatever until level 5 >Castle >some other shit after >shifting earth or as many field bosses as possible with whatever is inbetweenThe more evergaols you do, the less weapon drops you get. Tunnel visioning for 5% damage isn't even optimal half the time.
>>537610495
>>537610327I'd say ydbtg by you didn't even play the game
>>537610505You clearly don't actually play with erg and just want to bitch for the sake of bitching then.
>>537610909first off, i went to fight libra, not mimics.second, i beat the boss, not "the game".
>>537610505This is what people do with the gaol relic anyways. You get level 5 by killing baby camp and then 1 gaol, and you hit whatever gaols are withing reach on step 4. I dont get why people bitch about it so much, you play normally end accidentally end up with like 15-20% extra damage with the gaol relic.
>>537610437I sometimes do spear or thrusting sword ironeye. It's a actually really fun and a breath of fresh air from the bow action.
I did some good runs here where no evergoal was open.
>>537611150Why was Miquella so stupidGetting dicked down would have fixed him
>>537610296
>>537611425with erg i'll just run my normal setups but with randos sometimes i'll purposely unequip it because i don't like how it encourages them to run their retarded ass routes
Are you guys seriously only queue'ing ED Libra? Come on
GigaGoat has been sniped. GG Executor and Duchess.
>>537611703ggs
why can't we have miquella as my consort after raping radahn twice
maybe i don't actually want to play this game. sigh
>>537611485I had a erg game where someone brought a crossbow just to cock it right there and scare me
>>537611778what do you want to play instead?
best kill i've had in this game, even looked away like the cool guys do.
>>537611128This is how most erg matches are. Maybe 1 or 2 evergaols.
>>537611963Clearing a single evergaol early gives enough runes for level 5-6 immediately at march start
>>537609539very cute kitty
>>537611963(nta)yeah well what are you gonna go?day 1 nok/crater
Isn't this game just too easy? Base bosses are basically just autowins and some of these ED's are just miserable to play win or lose
>>537612535It's difficulty to variance ratio isn't there.It'd have much better replayability if it were harder in a fair way (not that I know what that'd look like) or if there were more option and variety in gameplay than this >>537610505
>>537595601Nothing a bit of HRT and sissy hypno can't fix.
Nightreign would be 10x better and more fun if the map was completely procedurally generated
>>537612834Idk. day 1 and 2 are still fun for me but when i know my choices dont matter because i win no matter what effortlessly it feels pointless.
>>537609539that would be too complex for fromsoft to get working bug-free. but they could have at least have completely randomized structures and bosses based on their fixed node locations instead of hand-making seeds
>>537613034Oops Im retarded and posted my car to the wrong post... Cringe
>>537612991You can always join the league of distinguished gentleman with self-imposed constraints
>>537612991play with randos
>>537613153NO!
>>537595601>>537612763None of those is true
>>537610296>Revtroon still seething
>>537610049>Hit me with those hot balls of yoursWhat a naughty slut you are
tf just happened
>>537613475who are you quoting?
>watching depth 5 gameplayExecutor's dog is fucking useless.Status procs are OP though.
>>537603187I don't mind a little plump but this is too much
>>537611885>solo lol
wylder is the most fun character for me. grapple + being able to effectively use any weapon i pick off a chest or corpse just completes this game for me.
>>537613541You from thirty minutes ago when we finished our extremely filthy sex and I used the clear-last-five-hours-of-memory-and-reverse-sissification-inator on you
>>537613608ed hotdogs is harder solo, most ED nightlords are, really
>>537613642daring today aren't we
>>537603026>>537603187>>537605847>>537607478>>537608128>>537609539>>537613034Learn to stay on topic before I correct you and make you.
Malenia is futacoded and Miquella is sissycodedMalenia definitely fucks Miquella's bussy with her huge cock
>>537613702you know they make ai chatbot to go along with even the cringiest of erps now right?
q status?
>>537613897you are gay
>>537613913Yeah I know. I also use an ai chatbot of God as a therapist/venting to just scream at it and say how much I hate being alive and how much everything sucks
>randos>p3 afk's after we do a poi>p2 sees this and leaves>p3 comes back and sees a player missing and leavesthese leaver penalties are not fuckin harsh enough man I'm so fuckin sick of my time being wasted
>>5376139161/3 for last 15 minutesI'm maybe 10 away from randos and I know how that's going to go
miquella is a proper gay man, only beds fellow males
>>537611761>>537611469he only has sex with women/his sister back off
>>537614049im just doing some base bosses with randos. i have long given up on erg queue
i'mi'm gonnaI'M GONNAI'M QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEUUUUIIINGG
>>537614049he only bottoms though
>>537614023what should the quitter penalty be changed to?
>>537614178chastity
>>5376141783 wins of dog queue
>>537613791He is way less aggro when split solo, less HP and stance health, so no.
>>537614178blocks your most used character for 2 games (penalty stacks)
>>537608319Unfortunately only you a d 5 other people are going to be playing that slop
Miquella's penis is 2 inches long and completely unable to get erect
>>537614304>He is way less aggro when split solothat's bullshit>less health and stanceso what, you have 3 gankers spamming the most op shit they could find
>>537614502hot
>>537613913There's no ERP that all happened
>>537614178>>537614262this but ed dog with other leavers
Was a good run wylder and duchess. Might have gone better if libra wasn't such a fucking cunt with his "targets the area behind you where your camera can't see" bullshit on me...
>>537614335This is the correct answer.
PC please queue....
>>537613879correct me with what big boy~?
Why does GREYOLLS ROAR give me an attack boost aura/icon when it says its the enemies that are debuffed?
>>537595075Her eyebrows are on the wrong eyes
>>537614515>that's bullshit Newbie doesn't know how solo vs three player aggro weaks, yikes!
>>537615953never mind, I think it was just my taking attacks buff activating
>>537615939*unzips alabastors greastword*
Still waiting for a dps meter mod to show that I'm a Depth 1 shitter.
an indian executor will enter the queue in 20 minutes
>>537614178disable multiplayer for 15 minutes and it doubles each time, with a cooldown of 1 day
>>537614304>>537616506"way less" is a crazy overexaggeration. You can painstakingly pull one dog out of the pack to 1v1 for like 10 seconds before the roar starts again.
>>537617380If you can close the game and watch an episode of your favorite show to get through it it isn't a real deterrent
>rando can't even 1 v 1 a cloneholy fucking shit I'm so tired of getting sniped by someone's clone
I don't mind utmost strenght but why the fuck would it not buff the other players since we're all getting fucked over? I'll always pick it with erg on base libra but with randos most people queueing for normal libra are retarded newfies
Going to work. When I come back home you better be ready with your legs spread for me and dinner on the table.
>>537617791you forgot your wojak image sarr
SARR PLEASE TO BE REDEEMING MY PUSSY AFTER I AM DONE AT THE CALL CENTER SARRR
>>537617587not my fault my clones are programmed to be better than me
>>537617909>>537617960cuck
>>537614112Weird cope nigga.
Good morning, /erg/.>>537572157>won't ping stuff they want, but will still complain that you aren't paying attention>think they can solo the boss but then get upset after you have to step in because they 3 barred>they make you think that they're your personal buddy and will follow you until they see someone else doing slightly better in the moment, then they'll stop following your pings>they expect you to give them starlight sharts, but don't you dare expect an exalted flesh EVER
>>537617124That's every execuck, though, not a single good exec main in erg btw NTA
>>537618751sarr please to be having the pussy sex wit hme sarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>537619218You fucking benchod, start talking about Elden Ring or Elden Ring: Nightreign right, or don't talk at all, bloody
>>537619046I'm pretty sure half those "women" were actually men.
New>>537619546>>537619546>>537619546
>>537619046That sounds like you're a stupid person
>>537613791Only with Recluse since there is nobody pulling aggro for you. Executor is much better at playing solo. Bosses are more predictable and you can focus on your parries.
Poor little LIbra didn't know what hit em. GG Duchess/Ironeye. Duchess, why did you NOT take the 3rd Grafted Blade Greatsword? How could you be so ethical?
>>537614090Hes a FAGGOT.
