Previous: >>537532397>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Narita Brian (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race8/28 - 9/10: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)Next Rate Up: K.S. Miracle (Alt 3*), Hishi Miracle (Alt 3*), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift>Free 10 rolls for 10 days>Limited missions & shop items>Trainer's Note release9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
any lewd umas?
*calls you a knob head*
Does anyone have a built Daiwa for CM 2 yet?
getting 2nd in G1s when building aces don't matter that much right
>>537550934what the fuck is going on with her knees
She's coming for you.
Did anyone have the picture of Sweepy getting cummed in
Stego cute
>>537550920Imagine cloning her ten times during the same time period...
Would Nemesis on a Golshi even activate reliably?
Guys I'm gonna need a new club in 21 hours. I can do like 500-600k every day guaranteed and i'll click all the shoes.
>>537551246>clonejust make more with Momguri
>Uma/ made me believe Teio is for (You)>Do her Career>Turns out she's just a praiseslutYou lied to me
>run ruined because no Long S
>>537551454why do they do that
>>537551119>Antagonist>NPC destined for ruinThere has got to be some sort of Otome game isekai joke I could make here, but I'm too lazy/uncreative to come up with it.
>blue archive gives compensation for vulnerability>uma global still gets nothing
nothing wrong with my hint/spark farming deck
>>537551484I rather make more mini Oguris with the original
Dacchis have a couple free spots in the club. Aiming for A+ again, looking for active people. Also request shoes every now and then.Just drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>537551642okay...
Are we ever gonna get pitslut costume Oguri
This game's funny sometimes.
>>537551569call of the void
Matikanefukukitaru yoroshiku.
Which race is better anons:>Hanshin Lolita Fillies>Asahi Hai Futanari Stakes
STOP REQUESTING THE DIRT SHOES AAAAAAAAA
>>537551719oh nyo my danchou is a footfag
So who won last thread?
>>537551569Low wit.>>537551594We're following the (accelerated) JP schedule. We will only get compensation for vulnerabilities that happened in the JP version, and only at the same time in the schedule that they got them.
>>537551863filliesthe spark is better
>>537551868I swear the rate is increased for that to happen. It fucking has to be.
Digitan LOVE
>>537551756no
>>537551229Stop liking old men.
https://youtu.be/EJlOmVPBblI?si=Ufd0gX4aRH3cYbYW RICE SHOWER!!!
>>537551569The same reason why you sometimes get the urge to kill random passerby'sThe only difference is that they are animals and can't contain the urge, while you - a human being with the divine spark - can.
>>537551719Do you have a quota / mandatory discord?
>>537551863filliesmares are better
>>537551642>Rare McQueenkek
>having a perfect run>1000 stam by senior Arima Kinen>literally a couple more stam trainings to hit 1100+>triple nuke mood down + migraine >try to salvage it with infirmary>fixed a practice poor I didn't know I had instead of the migraine>forced to enter URA with bad mood>"your trainee lost because her mood is shit">dogshit sparks despite doing a fuckton of optional racesI'm so fucking tired. Can't wait for Doto's banner so I can use up my carats and uninstall after doing some careers with her.
i swear the chance of slacker firing is 100%
>>537551719>she requests some shoes to protect her bare footsiesdo you oblige?
>>537551719376866248850I'm on cooldown until tomorrow, but looking for a club. Do my daily 3 borrows at a minimum, if it's too little feel free to skip me
>shows more emotion than being happy, sad, or neutral during the course of 12 episodes (around 5 hours)>becomes incomprehensibly complex for the average anime watcherwhat causes this? is this why slop like Solo Leveling and Freiren are so immensely popular?
>>537551985I'll never be able to look at this character and not think of the horse collapsing sideways having sniffed its own shit, then returning for more.
>>537552045Apparently 25m is not enough, so if you're above that you're good
>>537551923Scarlet did
>>537552121She is the sexWhy does the breast sex need emotion
SPECIAL WEEK SHOULD FUCKING DIE HOLY SHIT
>apply for an /uma/>+1 week pass>leader do log in but still not approvedFuck it, can't believe I have to beg to be part of a club.I'll give shoes I promise.373454936624
be careful danchods of recruiting today. these are the people who got the boot
>>537551874
>>537552121>the anime is bad due to its directing/composition>nooo you don't understand the character
>>537552249>1+ week passbwo your club rewards...
hobo sexo
>>537552069She would want you to stay, anon.
>>537552217>every single goldship blockedComplete freak scenario
This is a first
why is this general so hornythey are horses
my wife (and her friend Mejiro McQueen)
3 tries again todaylets go
well did my three borrowed guest runs with oguriFirst one was migraine bullshit and too many moods down so I didn't even bother to complete the two G1 races oguri needed so it fail career peacefully for the event pointssecond was better but lacking on stam and power makes it pointless for cmthe third was almost good, nice spd, stam could have worked but then mcqueen decided to never trigger her gold event and that was the end of it At least I have more days to try again
Know what? She's ready
>>537552217ayo wtf should I build this cow?
Woah... Wit gods can do THAT?
ButtSweat has a few openings. We don't have a daily quota, but we kick after one week of inactivity. We're not a tryhard club, so as long as you log in and actually play the game and trade shoes you don't have to worry about being kicked or anything.
>>537552313nips hated it because they were still mad Kita "retired early" tho, they wanted him to go to france as always
>>537551863I am somewhat of a futanari fancier but the pink one is better.
>>537551719554 726 787 119onegaishimasu
>>537552121>putting frieren in the same category of "slop" as solo levellingyou got my reply congrats
This is called "looping" right? It's starting to take a mental toll on me
>aislop
Nice.I'm going to use my borrows in some glue and after that I'll make a super duper dirt racist queen. I'll go to my club and request some dirt shoes for her too.
>>537552662looping is how you burn out of the gamethats the very first thing you are warned about it
>>537552662
>>537552576>go to France>lose again as expectedwhy would they want to see that?
we love ai treasures around here
>>537551863i need the blue race banners for potential unlocks unfortunately
>>537552645>oh hymen the hero told me this 60 years ago I should have listened to him I'm so sad but I barely show any expression waaaahhhfreiren is pure flashblack slop
>>537552338I was never accepted in it... Never got them...
Pulled this with a ticket. It's not even worth leveling to 30, isn't it?
>>537552026>socks with the extra thick but still transparent part on the toesjesus christ why are these so lewd
>>537552889nigger lol
Transcend seems like the type of uma who'd bend you over and french kiss and your ass and love doing it.
>>537552889truth nukeit's basically solo leveling but for women
Why is there so much meta talk in this game about looking at cute horses hashire
How in the hell do I build Mayano Top gun? I'm having a really hard time with this shrimp.
>>537553052Don't respond to it.
So out of all these, which ones would you guys run for next CM? Given there's still enough time to train something better, just trying to get a general idea. And no, straightaway spurt never triggered on my better Golshi runs and the S on Long has been pretty scarce too
>>537553035No but it's fine for the jerk off collection.
>>537552790Well get that 3* eventually...
refreshed, invigorated, in her lane.
Agree with Seiun Sky.
>>537551896oh nyo, one of my members is not a footfag...>>537552109sent you the invite>>537552045there is no discord, sth around 30 mil a month would be nice tho...>>537552102i take away my horses shoes and donate them
>>537553035nope
>>537553142I don't trust any of them to survive 1 debuffer
>>537553142Pace Nigga Goldship.
>>537552889Good job on missing the point of the show completely You are supposed to self insert into the redhead kid and fantasize about breeding Fern non-stop in every tavern you stop in along the way while Frieren is also in the room but is unsure how to handle the situatio nso she just watches wit ha blank stare as you continue plowing Fern (Who is insanely well endowed for a teenager)
>>537552797nips want to win the prix so badly they throw any small or big winner there if the owner agrees
>>537553092because the cute horses want to win. you want to help them win, right?
>>537550920the perfect solution to champion geldings
>>537552797They have a boner for the most gigarigged horserace in the world.
>>537553092Horse racing is serious business
>>537553110i'm already gonna be here so it's easy to just respond with something short and to the point tbdesu
>>537553172Energy +10Wisdom +5Seiun Sky bond +5
>>537553073I fucking love my bro
>>537552889doesn't that happen for the whole of 5 seconds in episode 1 and never again?
>>537553281When you're brocked, you're brocked.
Why are nips so scared of resting?
I feel like this is a maxwin, is this a maxwin?
>>537553281what the fuck race is this that they're going so slow
>>537553169>not even 1k speedYou know what, I'd settle if Tachy gave me that too. I just need that long S.
>>537553281this is what low wit does to a goldship
>>537552889trvthnvke though
>Shill your club>Fuck off to who knows where after I apply instantlyfuck off
>>537553365I love fucking my broftfy
>>537553281lmao
I doubt I'm gonna get better runs than these so I'll stick with these as my aces. Should I build a debuffer Natie as my 3rd? I'm assuming you just build her the same as Taurus cup but with more stamina?
>>537553397because you have like a 1/10 chance for your horse to instantly brick herself and kill all your momentum
>>537553431isn't long S there basically 1k speed. Could be less, even
>>537553498debuffer Urara is better for this one because you cuck Taishins out of a whole gold recovery + the debuffs
>>537553281
>>537553281Oh hey, that is literally what happened for my Taurus Cup finales race.
>>537553397>hit wit>train>restVERY EFFICIENT>hit rest>train>trainVERY INEFFICIENT
Is this accurate? I thought that Go Home would mean I could avoid having to borrow SuperCreek, but the sim still shows her gassing out at the end.
>>537553281Petah...
>>537553457The main reason would probably be not having /uma/ in your comment, so they don't know you're from here.
Why the FUCK are mood down events not a one-time only thing when literally every other event only happens onceI'm at classic year may and already got hit with six mood downs from the same 2 events
>>537553413Winter tracks do that.
>>537553278what do i get out of that?
>>537551719612027945811 I can do 1.3-5m daily and will grind more this month. Still need to wait for cooldown T.T
>>537553035its used later cause she gives a gold recovery that also debuffs everyone
>>537553623you highrolled the wrong things
>>537553571How do you go about building her? witmax with as many red skills and have her as front runner?
STOPBUYINGPROFESSOR OF CURVATUREIT'S 360 FOR A FUCKING 1.9 SECOND SPEED BOOSTEVEN IN SPRINT AND MILE IS BARELY WORTH IT
>>537553281She's enjoying the slipstream a little too much.
>>537551394Don't you diss Fenomeno's name, cunt
>>537553365She's probably the uma I want the most. Two years away...
>>537553247fern is also such a garbage character lmao all that defines her is being autistic (just like freiren), magically gifted (just like freiren) and having a good pair of titties, they're really good pair but still I was so bored watching it until Stark became part of the group I just realized I've been writing her name wrong while writing this
>>537553536but if you have 1200 speed it's 1300 speed, that's the goal of getting S
>>537553593the red line (uma1) is fine?
curvature event didnt happen, spurt didnt spark, got garbage for hints and i sacked mcqueen so i could get more training stats, fuck it we ball
>>537553774>he doesnt know it gets scaled to over 20 seconds
>>537553761as you said but you run her End closer so she falls incredibly far behind of everyone
>>537553761YepHer other stats don't matterJust stack flustered/hesitant skills and pump as much wit as you can
Can I get some opinions on Mayano Top Gun?
>>537553092games with gameplay tend to attract people interesting in meta
>they said Matikanefukukitaru will never be ballinh
Judging by what people have said about class 6 retention, 489k is safe, right?I can go back to the parent mines right?
>>537553774>buys it anyway>beats you
>>537553819yea, I'm talking in the context of the og post
>>537553397They refuse to accept that this is a RNG game.
>>537553774Hehe!
>>537553486Yeah, that too.
>>537553850aim for firm conditions and spurt it matters if you want to win finals, and dont take intense gaze over double circle
>>537553261Prix may be advertised as the most prestigious race but an objective rating doesn't even place it in the top 3. Have no idea why nips are so obsessed with it, it can't just be paris syndrome driving this obsession.
>>537553774bro it scales with track distance...
>>537553593the iteration in your screenshot whiffed maestro and basically also whiffed cooldown. very low roll result.
>>537553956Uwaaaaa Rice sex
>>537553850>no spurtat least you'll be king of the castle if everyone whiffs on spurt/encroaching.
>hopeless>start inside>lose>start outside>winI hate it so much
Red rocket daiwa gamble is fun but need a really solid daiwa to be able to fight in the mid game since anyone running a pace chaser might ruin it
wish i got long S
>>537554043it's been 56 years since speed symboli was the first nip hors to race in it, it's basically sunk-cost now
>>537551569It's something you must do to establish dominance
Seventh fucking mood down and it's not even summer yetFuck it this run is over
>>537552249yeah that was me this past week
>>537553397IDK about you guys but I went from trying to use rest as late as possible with some "gamble room" for those 7% run-ruining trainings, to deciding how the RNG is at like the 40ish energy area because I almost never get the full/70 energy from resting.IDK if the results are positive or negative for me since I've slowly gotten better at runs over time anyway.
>>537553281God the fact that you can see Gold Ship speeding up and the speed IMMEDIATELY die out because she's too dumb to move to the side is so fucking hilarious.
>>537553660you get to see them happy
>>537553890Sex.
>>537554184just glue it lil bro
>>537553805
>>537554167>teio step>only 2 gold stamina skills
I don't do one rainbows.
>>537553890i get annoyed by how many mood impacting events i tend to get in careers with her
>20 hours until I can join a clubHopefully someone's still recruiting by then
>>537554363yea, at least give me 2 other friendships in there
>>537554371bring in the green woman then. helps correct bratty umas
So I just had an Umazing Narita run where she got S in turf and end as well as capping speed and getting a decent spread of stamina and power. I really regret not having her potential uncapped as well for encroaching shadow now. Is it worth the 450K monies? It's a shame I'll never be able to use her as parent because she got a 1* wit spark and a 2* late as her rolls.Also, I just now learned from this run that you can apparently get double rings in those career conditions. Neat.
FUCK YOU SPECIAL WEEKFUCK YOU MCQUEEN
>>537553805Bro's bros...
>>537553774This is a new type of gaslight huh.
>>537554043They almost won it but Orfevre decided to throw the race for no reason. Live JP reaction:https://youtu.be/RzNXkDBwrLY?t=128
>>537554457just ask. most danchous her will send you an invite and keep the slot open for your cooldown to expire.
>>537553805>>537554328>>537551747Is there a name/tag for these red sketches? Where can i find more of them?
>>537552643>>537553667sent you both an invite
>>537554540deep breaths anon
Does anyone have that webm of Summer Maru in the winner's circle?
>>537553365>>537553805>>537554595>>537553073>bro posting while im gone eatingnice
>>537554650
What do you think has a better chance of getting borrowed a 3LB Creek or one of my MLB golds?I'm gonna try out changing it to Hishiama since its extremely relevant right now, but after that IDK.
>>537554665
>>537554595Massive sweaty mammaries...
>>537554043because it's the only international race with a kanji name 凱旋門賞 which gives it a coolness boost. if it was just a transcribed katakana name like the others it wouldn't feel unique anymore.
>>537554167what deck are you running on her mayabro3spd/3stam is making me pull out all my stops (hair)
>>537554043most likely because they have always ended second with a very small distance or almost dead last, so they believe is only luck and if they keep throwing horses there they'll eventually win the jackpot
>>537554612and then there was that time were El Condor Pasa also choked in the last 100Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE30hM1wCNY
Our Danchou is tired and delegated recruitment to members like me. Post your IDs, I think you need to be able to get 30 million fans a month. I'll add you if you have good enough fans and then you can request to join. We are a top 200 club
Basashi has 3 spots left. Drop ID if you want an invite. No quota required, just trade shoes and try to be active
>menishuki goldshipDamnWhat the fuck
Is it enough to staminamog everyone?
>>537554883>that font>the back in forth in qualityTRY AGAIN
>>537554951I say this seriously, Pace is never safe when it comes to stamina battles
Suzuka has an extreme case of autism in the party dash game.
>>537554526Absolutely worth. It's what keeps her relevant.
>>537554884what rank you guys at last month? Being unranked doesn't let people know what you guys are like
>>537555148Suzuka has an extreme case of autism
>>537554874>>537554612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN57tGJ2KhgDon't forget the true goat Nakayama Festa is still the closest nips got to winning the L'arc.
>>537554816
>>537555234>mlb SCnvm whale lol
>>537555234show carats
>>537555234i wish i had mlb king
>>537554883
>>537554783>almost 3 years awayI can't do it...
>>537554884This CM is going to be the "whose recoveries fired?" RNG CM.
>>537552645>tachshit fag likes friereni mean we already knew you had shit taste.
Are either of the movies worth trying with someone that's never dealt with Umamusume before? Which would be more manageable?
>bro hourBASED THREAD
>>537555234>those cardsim baited
>>537553281>These are the high SPD/STM/PWR low WIT golshi trainersYou only have yourself to blame, but holy fuck getting blocked by a single gremlin is hilarious
>>537551567What is this face meant to convey
>bring green woman>negative events pretty much goes awayIt's like the game knows I'm ready for such bullshit
Is this good enough? I got all that I was aiming for except for S in long but I've seen many fucks win with just A in the previous CM
>>537555436Oops, replied to the wrong post, supposed to be >>537554951
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>537555234Kill yourself.You're not my Mayabro.
>>537554874I forget, didn't Gold Ship get like 4th when he ran in the Arc? very dishonorabru dispray
I've failed all 40 ace goldshit runs, this bitch is either always missing eitehr long S, straightaway spurt, some combination of 1200+ stam.I'm so sick of this shit game constantly blueballing me, do I just move on to cancer cup? the only useful frontrunner parent still isn't here yet so theres no real point prepping.
FAT FUCK
>>537555402You have to, bro. You have to do it for her...
>>537555681>not even golshi can do itjpbros...
So when is the next CM again?
>>537555346Okay but these are just obscene
>>537555496
December Dom Golshi from Taurus Cup, I'm settling with this for my Ace. I've seen some genuine monsters in the Gemini rooms here so I hope I don't match with any of you
>>537555613With that speed and stam, long S might not even make a difference unless you fire all recoveries and/or there are no debuffers.
>>537553281Looks like Neicha could teach her a thing or two
>>537555613You are at the absolute edge of stam to finish the raceif 1 single gold recovery doesnt proc you limp at the end
>>537555883>now its even worse
>>537554650It's just some sketch style that people in Japan and anons on 2chan used because it was an art program all Japanese computers had back in the day. I just caught on for doodles like this because they contrast nicely with sites that have a white background. Also red lines are just nicer for doodles in general.
We need 2 new members. Apply if your fan count is good enough
>>537555392I got you bro
>>537555880*dies*
>>537555207Sure, there it is. Club is as casual as it gets, maybe we can get to top 1k for the A rank but for sure not anything above that
>>537555883Redo it with comic sans or times new roman
>>537555883
If I want to build Mcqueen for CM2, what does she want?
>wins your CM lobbysorry 3 gold heals fags
>Stay in my cozy B+ club>Betray my danchou and join A+ clubhmm...
>el condor pasa>born in america>named after a peruvian song>ingame is a mexican luchadorawhy
>>537555831god she is so fucking cuuuuuuuuuuuuute
Curse of the Opera
>>537556094>No Spurtummm agendabwos?
>demoted in trials
>>537556069strawberry parfaits and belly rubs
>>537555831Love!
>>537556094no you dont understand you need 4000 effective stamina MINIMUM to compete or you wont even cross the finish line
>>537556112nips are not good at other cultures
>>5375558077th is registration, 10th is round 1
why daiwa scarlet breasts so big
Kawakami Princess scares me, something about that uma ain't right
>>537555234>mlb mcqueendoes it really make a difference?for that kyoto racecourse hint?for that +2 friendship bonus
>>537556250stamina storage
why vodka breasts so small
>>537555859Which is better for debuffing this time around, grass or nature?>>537555915Sounds good enough, I plan on making another ace either golshi or taishin so I'll leave this one as is for now
what's the best speed card to borrow that's not kitasan negro
>>537556250swinging maestro
>>537556186
>>537556250Daiwa's owner willed it
>>537556250why do you think she won the arima kinen while Vodka couldn't bro
>>537556380skills you want > bakushin/biko stat stick
>>537556112It's the rest of Latam's fault that only Mexico and Brazil have robust cultures that are easily advertisable.
SO WHAT IS IT1200 STAMINA OR 1000 POWER
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM???
>>537556112It probably sounds fitting to most people. Forget pointing to it on a map, how many people even know that Peru exists?
>>537556475both
Ok, this is the runI feel it.
Why did he do it, /uma/dacchi?
>>537555880AIEEEEE
>525k in Team TrialsI'm already safe from demotion.
>>537556475and 1200 speed
I'm safe to cleat all this shit right?
>>537556553i saw that
DAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>537556250literally because the rancher that owns daiwa irl demanded it as part of the contract for her rights in the game
>>537554884>>537556012B+ sounds about right for me. If you still have an open slot in 21.5 hours I'll join.589604886366
>>537556154I got spurt from inheritance the run before, alongside 3 night howls
I didn't set my hopes up because I know the RNG would fuck my run again like it did my 2 previous runs.And whaddaya know, double mood down after recreation (due to another mood down) then failing a 2% right into awful All before the first inspiration event.Had to stare at the uninstall icon for a good 30 seconds. This is the closest I've ever gotten to uninstalling this game.
>>537556649yes, this menu is not trying to trick youthose are all over the extras you need to MLB a card even if you havent uncapped it yet
>>537554696this?
>>537556649as long as you've uncapped everything you can, then everything in that window is expendable.
My bro!
>>537555553nothe game is to blame
>>537555834how are you stats so bad this time
>>537556348No idea, I haven't tested it because I'm still parent farming. I don't have good cards so I'm thinking of using end closer urara loaded with non-fov debuffs as a sort of cheap hail mary against taishins.
>>537556791It's as if cytards want people to dislike the game with all the layers of bullshit rng
>>537556676He wanted Scarlet to be hotter than the vodka uma. So they made vodka a boy.
2 more borrows, I can do this
>>537556550>gets mood up after she sees me plowing AoiShe likes it ;)
>>537556894>ull never know a girl like her>ull never have a based friendship like this with her
>>537556964>4 night owls>2 migrainesI'm a Taurus irl, so I'm fine jobbing for Gemini.>picrel
>>537556791Eh, if you wanted a game without rng you should try chess... this is an elaborate dice rolling game.
>>537553281Repeat after me;Uma.Musume.Is.Wit.Game.
im starting to believe lot of yall are like that stupid mspaint guy who enters a gambling game and is like "omg i got screwed by rng, how could the game do this to me"
Do you guys go 3 Stam 3 Speed or 4 Spd/2 Stam?
>>537557209my deck is dogshit so anything more than 2 stam is a death sentence
>wife is starting to ask why i want to reduce our takeout budgetno no no no no NO JUST WAIT UNTIL AFTER CM TO ASK QUESTIONS
>>5375572093/2 tazuna
>>537552363why is the ass fat
akebono rabu
your options are, uncounterable S rank goldshit or you go into gemini cup with a 5% winrate.nice game umatards
Me and who
I don't want to farm a 9* stamina spark anymorei want to be happy
>>537556094you ain't winning anything bwo
>>537557187
I really REALLY want to enter Jobka in Gemini. Not because I think she'll win, but because it'll be fucking hilarious if she does.
>>537557209unless you are a fat fuck reaching 1200 speed with an uma without either 10% or 20% bonus is pretty hard
>>537556550Wouldn't it normal for trainers to have gfs/bfs? They're still normal and the fact that they can take care of umas(at least the good ones) means they can take care of humans too, which is desirable especially if the trainer is male, he'd be swarmed with women if his uma is an achiever
>>537556868Yes, thank you
>>537557262>Cheating on your wife with horsegirlsAnon is so unfaithful
>turn on game>curren runs up to me
>>537557339doing the same with rudolph, I feel you broim tired
>>537557340I'd tell you to 1v1 me but I don't have my team ready yet lol
>>537555830never too big
>>537557502gold ship is the 2nd, taishin is 1st
>>537557502>retard didn't understand how the sim workskek
>>537553593>350 witthat shit is not activating
>>537557635"never too big" depends on how saggy they're
>>537557502we all saw that bwo...
>>537557390do it for her
I need 260k umabucks to get my Hishi Amazon card to 45, and unlock potential 5 on Gold Ship. I need to get this quickly because after unlocking both, I'm gonna need to be grinding.So my question is, how to make money quickly?...without swiping.
>>537557502deleting this is just embarrassing anon
Post your Golshits/aces!I FINALLY got one halfway serviceable of maybe placing in Round B. Fuck this grind is insane. She didn't give me any good rainbows after senior summer, so speed and power were fairly low, and I would have liked an additional 100 wit, and she didn't get S in Long, but it's a start!
hi guys, president of /uma/ here, new ruleif you post some JP uma global is going to get in like 2 fucking years, put their name in the filename, or no one in the general will reply to you, even if her tits are mega huge or flat
>>537557340Can you link this again?
>>537557801hhhhmmmm nyo
>>537557340Isn't Taishin's innate gold recovery better than Cooldown?
>>537557339>tfw don't even have a native 3* stamina uma
Where’s Meek’s thread?
>>537557943air groove is in that screenshot, you're not even good at being rebellious dumbfuckyou should be ashamed of how stupid you are, retard
>>537557340Bwo I got 2.67 lengths on you
>>537557961Perhaps, but people are going to pace down with haru uraras to make it so that sleeping lion doesn't proc
>>537553281I guess that is proof those vision debuffs work?
>>537557943Is Ai chan not a gyaru?
No stamina, no maestro, i was chasing hints and died to spring long...
>>537557801I don't think I will
>>537557724>>537557667>>537557658>>537557793I thought golshi was 1 and taishi was 2 and realized 10 seconds after posting, I was naive to think I could hide from anons
>>537557508Your trainee is your soon-to-be wife>b-but the main story and animes!Their main trainees are their wives>sirius - mcqueen>ascella - king>spica - suzuka
>>537554612SS passed down his swerving style to Stego as a joke, then Stego passed it down to Orfevre.Jokes aside, the JRA's obssesion with l'Arc screwed over Orfevre when he could have made history by joining the allstar lineup of the Champion Stakes instead. Even if he lost there, it would have boosted his ratings more compared to winning l'Arc considering the competition.
>>537558121what the fuck in her design even makes you think 'gyaru'
>no Tail Held High sparkInto the trash!
>>537557339how the fuck are you getting so much A+ while stamina farming and (I assume) doing a bunch of G1s considering your goal is a spark
>>537558010Right he--
>>537558058Yeah she's not that great. I'm still working on making a better Taishin
tachyon
McQueen career has got to be the most cursed run in the game, everything that can go wrong goes wrong.
>>537558086>pace down with haru urarasWhy the fuck didn't people do it for the first CM then
>>537557764Based but Makween cucked me before debut...
>Get long S early>Get a +100 during 1st summer>THIS IS THE RUN>No skills pop during 2nd inspiration run>Get nightowl + it proccing + 7 wonders of goldshi mood down right before Takarazuka before 2nd summer>have to waste two turns during summer to rest because of it>tfw this could've been double capped>tfw this could've been double capped with spurt and nemesisWhere do i find the best deals on rope + chair combos? Amazon?
>Gives you rimjob paizuri in your path
>>537558212standard run of 16 races so I get 500k fans for the club while pumping stamina to 1100
>>537557310Building anything other than End Closer does feel atrocious this CM. Literally nothing to get your hopes up.
>>537557794this looks fine, depends on the skills honestly on whether you can win Group A
>>537557943god gold city is so sexy
>>537557801>all these "lol no" repliesI told you all it's the new rule, you can post them still but no one will reply to you. Everyone will ignore you - a very sad existence. All you have to do is include their name in the file name, post subject, or post body, and you can make /uma/ a better place.
SHE FUCKING DID IT
>>537558345wasnt shilled as hard by content creators
>>537558336i posted a few threads ago sincerely asking if the RNG rates for her career are different than other umasi get like 10 times more sleep depriveds, migraines, failed trainings, etc on her than any other uma
>>537558165Thats a cat on the left
>kita event doesnt finish>no S long>neither spring runner nor right-handed trigger>bricked power
>>537558497I LOVE THIS LITTLE SHIT. MVP TOO
>>537558538It was shilled by that one guy who lost badly
Don't care
is kawakami princess mlb better than eishin mlb? i feel like the power bonus could be worth the mood sacrifice
>>537557508There is a reason you can date Aoi or Tazuna, but you can't date your trainee.
what happens if I have the same uma twice in the family tree? Is that bad for legacy?
>>537558630I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOUR HARU URARA
>>537558345Because Taishin wasn't very good last CM, so it wasn't worth strategizing to kill her
>>537558086>people are going to pace down with haru urarasThe one time that actually went right during a CM run test my Rice went 10 lenghts ahead, then fucking hit the breaks and let urara take the lead mid wayIt looked so fucking stupid i genunely face desked irl
>>537558743just don't make an uma their own grandparent, they hate thatanything else is ok
>>537556425wait who's that gyaru?
Are there ANY more free support pulls coming up or am I stuck with my 1lb sweep for 6 fucking months?
I will give you the privilege to be seduced by a first-rate seductress such as I!
Why are career races so random? I have never seen anyone in CM win with a 200 speed/power deficit but it happens all the time in career.
something something tracen isn't a dating groundyeahwhateverningens won
>uma JP is getting rid of SP and support card leveling>Explicit QoL, which was promised to Global at an accelerated rate>>Jack shit
>>537558743The dupe won't count towards affinity.
Grass, what the hell?You have an A in Speed and Stamina, how did you lose that bad?You even have 300 Wit and Focus.
>>537558868I'm going to fuck your mother
>>537558556aaand if to protest me complaining, I failed another route.Just wonderful.
>>537558932You got brocked by the WALL brrrrrrrrother.
>>537558908we already got a bunch of things JP didn't have at the start I expect them for global half anni we will get more QoL
Umadacchis, do i have any good umas in this lineup?
>>537558917even if they are under different grandparents?
>>537557801Honestly kinda based, our umaJP posters are honestly a little on the annoying sideIf their goal is to "hype up" upcoming umas they do a rather dogshit job of it, except the gentildonna posters, those lads know how to shill
>>537558932when you are
The time difference between my current ace and an ace with long S and the same skills is just .26 seconds on average.I'm chilling, I'm chilling, I'm chilling, I
>>537557508you have to dedicate 24/7 to your job so the only other adults you could have contact with are other trainers from your job
>>537558908they are waiting for a significant amount of the global population to develop the same slave mentality grubs have
>>537558875just think of it like mario kart, in bigger lobbies with 24 players you go from 1st to last a second getting chained with items. CM is just fox only final destination no items.
>>537556894I've been on the internet long enough to know whats going on there
i somehow have every uma in the game, including all the banner ones, and i still don't have oguri cap...
>>537559057NTA but I never heard about this. What exactly did we get that wasn't included on JP release?
>>537558574should be fine if at least 2 golds proc
kawikami princess is both coming soon and has huge tits too!you just have to survive her gorilla power
>King has lost 3 maiden races in a row
>>537555681More like 14th. He was too busy fighting against another uma during the race in true Golshi fashion.They were up against Treve, who defeated Orfevre by 5L, so it looked grim regardless.
>>537558642i only remember seeing urara pace down being talked about by youtubers like only a few days before cm even started, while double debuffer guide videos had been out for weeks
>>537556894Wait, how do those glasses stay on?
>>537557784Please help. This is urgent.
even discord trannies caught on that the natural progression of global is to simply play jp
>opened my friend list for the first time in over a month>over 70% stopped playingjesus this isn't just a "cull" it's a fucking purge, they really need to announce a freebie on twitter or something
>>537557784Urara hell race time.
CUMA danchou was right.
Pokke I didn't give my consent
>>537559240Cute girls transform to gorillas when they get you to bed
>>537559362stop trying to bankrupt cygenerous
>absolute shit run>lost all classic year triple crown races>no rainbows>get long S in both silver inspirationsvery funny, at least finishing the event tells me I've played enough
>>537558730I'd rather date Yayoi-chan.
Am I right to understand that in almost all situations, any skill that ups your target speed during early race or mid-race is useless because every skill like that has a duration, and you will decelerate to the previous speed anyway?
Luckshitted into witkek early, this should be safe right? The retention line was 480k last week iirc
>>537559334You say that, and yet Champions meet will look like this, and aint no noobie having any of these
>>537559009>she looks cute>name is literally transWHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
>>537559392>Saying this at the 1st of the months when SIGNIFICANTLY less tryhard clubs got AYou picked the literally worst day of the month to make this claim when dozens of anons are actively seeing proof of him being wrong
>>537559497Yesn't. You can get better positioning.
>>537557340>Taishintard trusting simulator when she's just going to get blocked almost every race
>>537551642ok i upgraded itleave the cm2 A finals to me
>>537559240>gorillaThey're all stronger than gorillasWhat even classifies as a "gorilla" when talking about umas?
>win all the g1s on matikanefukukitaru as a late>next run>can't win a single g1 as a late???
cuma danchod was especially retarded because his club was unranked for that month
>>537559497It's not completely useless because it will give you an advantage in position over anyone running the same strategy.
>>537559093best team might be golshi 1 rice tachy. golshi 2 doesnt have spurt and the last two die to stamina reqs
>>537558856Same... 1LB Sweep/Eishin but MLB Taishin/Halo. I heard the next big chance is when Aoharu comes out and they let you do a bunch of free 10 pulls
>>537559548CUMA danchou had the makings of a top 10 club leader but unfortunately lacked the personnel to make it happen.
>>537559528speak for yourself I was 300% rolling on yandere lady even if she was dogshit
This game needs cunny acceleration. Ruby, Sweepy, Turbo, and Biko should all have their releases Moved up to Q1 2026.
>>537559647Such is life
>>537559528>No NIGErs in SS or S rank. Oh nonono, but you guys told me to roll for seiun sky
>>537559093either goldship and maaaaybe agnes
>>537559425princess is gorilla 24/7 tho
>>537559585It's fine, I also have an end closer narita brian with spurt
I wonder how the trannylators will handle this one lmao>Holiday Season>White Holiday>Eh? Today is a holiday?
>>537559512are you going to not click team trials for the rest of the week if we say yes?
do y'all agree with this
>>537559724okay well, I guess you're just not reading posts and saying whatever, but yes, he was wrong
>>537559210image 1/2
>>537559334Nah, unless I can get compensation, I won't. Even if I can read, I don't want to, half the fun is gambling against your friends>but global will eosThen let it end, it is what it is
>>537559776Half of those can be run as front
>>537559528>no xmas oguri>no summer maruerm what the sigma
>>537559847Holiday Oguri will be the real test
>>537559497They can be decent for fronts, especially if you have groundwork which is an accel skill. Good luck making a front ace work for this CM tho. 99% of the game's roster is borderline useless.
>>537559639Umas that stand out for their raw power even among their peers, duh.
>>537559776Anyone who rolls for seiun sky is stupid. You roll for Summer Maru and just borrow seiun
>>537559810gorilla =/= gorilla in heat
which deck did witmax sensei use for taurus?
>>537559320Get to abusing her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeZUwExB2o8
>>537559379You mean just racing her to death over and over? Is that actually good money?
>>537559898If they EoS Global and don't transfer my shit to JP Google might as well ban me from the Play Store because I'm going to hit them with the fury of 1000 chargebacks.
>>537559528Where is xmas ogiri?I thought she was supreme untouchable meta girl?
>>537559210
>>537559851I won't be using any more parfaits
>>537559859this ain' /v/ bro, better go bait there if the jannies haven't banned all uma anons there already
>>537559859
>>537560054Waku waku surune!Watching her grow more and more dejected on the race screen kills me inside.
>>537559859yeah, the retards that cry "don't lewd the horses" most likely are shiptrannies
>>537559497Nah, frontrunners want skills at every point of the race which makes them the whale style.
>>537560105what is the guided career feature
>>537559528>sweepholy BASED
>>537559898>can read>chose to play global, the localized one????
>>537559528>all these replies confused why release/just after release characters have been overwhelmingly powercreeped after nearly 5 yearslol
>>537560062>1 year old chargebacklol, lmao
>>537560281AMEX might entertain it. They probably won't.
>>537559882>>537560105I see, thanks bwo. Still dogshit but at least we can cope with autoplay coming soon ig.
>>537560097For like 4 years yeaBut eventually evo skills increase uma varietyAnd some umas are cheating bastards
its a new day jp bwos lets get that 10 pull
>>537559859and when the yakuza reach him he will still complain!
>>537556425Espoir cutie
>>537560108im sure you didnt need to spam parfaits like that
>GOD TIEREnd closerFront runner (in a month or so)>HIGH TIERPace chaser>MID TIERFront runner (currently)>SHIT TIERLate surger
>>537560368Too bad she isn't coming out for ages. I like that Biwa costume
>>537560486peak mesugaki design
>>537560368>Red shift was getting everyone crazy and it was only a 20% accel>Biwah gets her own special 60% accel for long races that no other long unit gets
>>537560486>>537558842whoops
I need more Umas with visible armpits on global.
>>537560515I thought front runner was supposed to become pretty good with seiun's unique
>>537560765cute hoes
>>537560368the reign of XOguri didn't last more than 2 years bro
>>537560765love gals
>>537560798>Front runner (in a month or so)
>>537560798yeah but its too late for this cm so it'll be meta for the next one
>>537560798it becomes viablethen Summer Maru makes use of it as the premium position and now the game finally works as intended
>>537550774You are fucking kidding me
>>537560765>"get in trainer there is room for one more"
>>537558428>not hintmaxxing with a shitty deck for maximum White Powerngmi
>>537560956why are you not running front for your debut
>>537559210Bingo pityJukeboxRoom matchesCM finals set to Great mood
Do I dare?
>>537561124ACTIVATE THE WINNING CHAKRA. DO EEEEET
>>537560628Its the timing that matters and red shift hit a good timing in taurus cup
This series needs more Mommy Umas.>inb4 super creek / takyonNo. ACTUAL Mothers.
>>537550992Thanks Oguri
>>537561074There was no front runner so I thought I could get away with it
>>537561321Sigmund Freud was right, men want to fuck their mother.
>game has a 'quick mode' option >it shortens events so that a single turn doesn't take 30 seconds even on skip mode>can be set to 'shorten all events'>it only actually shortens like 10% of events at best.
Air Groovey wife!
>>537561321But Super Creek is an actual mother (after we did umapyoi together).
>>537561221My horse hates me now
I'm not the only one who tries to synchronize their button press with the trainee's pose animation, right?
>>537556726Me on the left
I just started playing recently but I play everyday, can I get an invite to a club?161678956521
>>537556868She knows what she's doing...
>>537561410>! Late Start
>Charming 2 turns in>no S long>no Maestro>maybe like 2 rainbow between both summersIs this shit scripted or what
Making my umas wear lewd lingerie
>>537560972What should you do when you get surrounded by gyaru Uma?
>>537561598>pressing view resultsCoward
>Shit stats / Shit skills / No Cooldown / No S>Some variation of the above on repeat x30 over the past weekPlease someone tell me this is just "good enough" so I can capitulateI don't think I can take much moreDo you think this can luck into finals 3rd? i don't care if it has a shit winrate aside from that
>best meta>best anime>best dripoguri peak no cap
Ogrui flavor kisses
Off to a good start
>>537561321Your best bet is hoping they make more anime for the umas with still alive moms (like Air Groove and King Halo)In game they'll always be faceless NPCs
>>537561712Throw yourself on the floor and beg them not to be rough
>>537561740It would have been fine if you had took go-home specialist instead of umastan
>>537561740>2 stars goldshipAnon, you had to buy the 50 stars from the store during her event, Warning Shot! is never ever going to win. It's good enough though, if you got a B score from it
>>537561840Nothing more romantic than tasting KFC after a kiss
what are the requirements for URA spark
>>537561882Teio plap
>>537562090win URA
3 spd / 3 stam vs 3 spd / 2 stam / tazuna for training umas for this cm?
Suck my Murmur
BAKUSHIN BUYS VIEWS FOR HER CHANNEL
>>537558986
>>537562194CHOWA
Impossible.
>>537561321how is Tachyon a mommy character
yeah but what about single dad trainers like urara trainer and tosho trainer?who will even take them?
>>537561624also im not sure how many fans I can earn in a month? I just started spamming races in my playthroughs so i've been getting to 320k in career recently
Did you guys notice that OVA they made for the game has an extended/changed Umapyoi legend song in the credits.Here it is, with a fan translation. https://files.catbox.moe/dtvhkg.mp4
>>537562350Yes, that's the movie and that version is really nice.It irked me that for the live they also used 4 girls instead of 3 though.
>>537561545the actual skip everything option comes later and it skips all dialogue, only leaving the options and stat gains
>>537562156
>>537561321Why did Oguri's mom cuck her daughter by stealing her trainer?
Are any of the /uma/ clubs accepting right now? My current club just lost half its players and stopped trading shoes. I have 100mil fans if thats good enough.
>>537559624>>537551642but for whomst?
>>537562337it really is, i wonder if the guy just made this with jp scenarios and changes in mind
>>537562580Teio hugs
I love my retarded wife Happy Meek.
>>537562603post id ill send invite
is it better to run narita brian as late rather than pace?
>>537562667177244636286
>>537562337maybe the guts tweak makes this scenario a lot more feasible lol
>>537558178My wife..
when is turbo release?
>>537559497It's useless for everyone behind fronts in that if you end up going 'too fast' you could be out of position for your strategy, and end up slowing down to compensate, part of the so-called "position keep". That doesn't always happen because your position has a reasonable range, tho.This weirdness should eventually get patched out.
Fuck Tachyon!
>>537562645
>>537562021You say this but when youre in love it doesnt matter that much. Something to laugh sweetly about as you take a light jab at the other person, then you fondly reminiscent on it like 4 months later
>>537562337...?
>>537562607You lose some race to variance but it's pretty doable with a parent deck desuI'm using R McQueen for Kyoto and Spring hints and HishiAma with no issue
>>537562778
>>537562850added to regular pool as 1 star scout in half anniversary
>run amazing stat run>no long S>get Long S>run is terrible, stats are embarrassing>get both>McQueen and Super Creek say adios and never return
>>537561124In Junior Year? ALWAYS.
>>537559497They don't do anything at all. Speed is static until the final leg outside of wit rolls.
>>537562339tourist flanderization. luckily it seems to be going away.
>>537562981Thanks, i forgot theres a 24 hour wait after leaving so ill join tomorrow
>>537562337Power sparks are pretty good for early game grinding, you can make it work
>>537563036
>>537558178What about the Trainer for Haru UraraA groomer?
>>537562337Do you post this every thread? Maybe if you spent less time shitposting and more time learning to play the game you wouldn't have as much trouble.
I won every race including optional G1s. Thoughts?
>>537562176Still doing 4/2. Might go 3/3 if start dry running my own parents with no borrows>>537563025Umamusume is highroll game
>>5375632312* stam
Club ranked C+... Time for a new club.
>>537562904Cute
>>537562337put her as a frontrunner until mid classic, havent lost a hopeful stakes or satsuki sho yet.
>>537562339I assume it's because she's Diawa's father irl, because Tachyon's ingame persona is more "genius that forgets self-care" than anything parental
>waaaaahhhh wahhhhhh mkween is so perfect how will we even compare?What the fuck are the other girls talking about, she's not perfect, this fatass is whiny, emotional and a diet-wreckAre we even looking at the same thing?
>>537563231which position
>>537562176depends on the umafor golshi I can do 4/2 spd/stam ez while for someone like tachyon 3/3 works better since she's got such a high speed growth
Golshi wants to win
>Get 1500 carats>Pull umas>First gate is rainbow>Its just Curren>Maybe the gold will upgrade>It doesn't
>>537563550Late
Bwo, I'm so glad to dip out of that club, I feel sad for the two guys did chat in there, but doesn't make up for them or anyone else never wanting to request shoes. Half that club was dead anyway, but new danchou dipping for 8 days TWICE for all of August was especially a bad sign. Time to browse new clubs for the next 24 hours.
>>537563231Even the dirt races? Also good luck getting a URA spark with that speed
>>537563634thats so unlucky bwo..............
I fucking hate Reddit Ship
>>537563231show deck
Almond Milk
Cooldown or Go-Home Specialist for Golshi as 2nd Gold?
>>537561740I mean, she isn't terrible stat wise, I'm sure 1100 1100 is enough to beat most shitters during round 1, but everything else is pretty bad.>no S Long>no anchor>no spurt>no go home specialist>only 1 gold stamina skill
>>537563917Go home specialist. Cooldown has a tendency to trigger 2 seconds after the start of the race.
Almond eye will be very competitive for her trainer's gaze that it will be borderline yandereishAnd she cries like a retard when she can't get a win(in everything that isn't running)
>>537563734Power is power
>>537562350this is literally just the full version of umapyoi densetsu that has existed since the game came out. they always get the main cast of whatever season/movie it is to sing it for the credits.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKi1BKLNY0
>>537563798>sweat beads underwater
>>537563550prone bone
>>537552164>Orfevre inherited this habitI dare anyone to try adapting this fun fact into the umaverse without involving scat
>only have three days from when seiun sky is released to the gemini cup to make a groundwork AND long AND three green skill parent from her AND have her grandparent another groundwork AND long AND three green skill parent AND make her an ace using two more groundwork AND long AND three green skill parents (that I still haven't made) AND make another ace using the seiun sky parent AND parent with seiun sky grandparent... I'm not sure I've thought about how the timescale of this is supposed to work out...
>>537563917Go-Home is more reliableThe best Golshis will have all 3 in case one fails though
>>537550774first a+ rankand not bad sparks either, 5 power, 3 speed, 3 ura finale, 2 late surger, 3 sprintthis means i have TWO parents worth a damn, and can actually start doing real grinds without having to solely rely on borrows
>trying to farm tennosho banners>wins every race except the tennosho
>>537564105doesn't look like you got much use out of that stamina or speed
I'm not rolling for SHITun Sky.
>>537562337In like 20 career runs I've managed to win then all a total of 4 times. It's just too much BROCKED rng to win them all consistently even as a front runner.
>>537564239>Sakura Babbyshin OCome back when you get a real A+.
blessed run!
Sex with Tickezou
>>537562337Well fuck you,il do one run.
This is the one
>>537564370but the sparks...
>>537564415explode
>haha what if uma raperetard
i need more concerts
>>537564279Pokke I can't stop staring
>>537564259You don't have enough recovery, switch to late for longs
>>537561124Strength chakra, no other choice is acceptable
>>537564502Dumb country horse
>>537564502>what iflmao
>>537564501
>>537564465But the affinity??
More and more CCs are reacting to the concerts. I hope it catches on as a trend :)
>>537564582Big...
>>537564582>>537564832holy brotits
>>537564502countryside girls are wildthey'd give you the sloppiest yet most passionate love making out therespe would do that
>>537564725we dont talk about that
>>537564663>Slow metabolism>Triple rainbow speedIf I had a nickle for every time this happened to me I would have one
Thank you monthly ticket.
>TWO dupe Taishins from the guaranteed SR ticket, a card I already maxed out
So... Rudolf's Triple Crown is rigged, right? She is literally unable to win all three no matter how many hundreds more in stats she has than everyone else.
looking for a good club, i have 100 mil fans and play actively and trade shoes923862746878
>>537564832HOT
>>537564959nevermind we're back to blessed!
>>537557658>>537557667>>537557724>>537557793wow, it was even completely removed from the archives, what the hell was that?
>>537560105>>537559210lmao your reply somehow makes Global look WORSEyeah we're getting fucked by the pace "feature", low CM rewards and low rate Kitasan but did you check out that jukebox and landscape mode??
>Second choice in Nurse visit always gives the worst outcomeWhat the hell is the point of adding it?
>>537565360The small chance of Practice Perfect
McQueen's career kinda sucks huh.
>>537565237archive doesn't get every post ever made especially if they're deleted quickly enough
>>537565237If a post is deleted fast enough, either by mods or by the user who posted it, it will not have time to be archived. There's a few minutes delay between live and archive.
>wit 1* spark >Only 2 white sparks >I chose wrong red skill by mistake FUCK, I will have to redo, though power centered is easy anyway.
>>537565453I already had that until I picked the option and lost it along with my stats, now the run is over.
>>537565026Fuck, waiting for global to catch up will be hell, too many nice looking uma that I want will take years to come..
>>537565086Have you tried increasing your guts?
>>537558137What the fuck is that deck
I want to bang an npc uma
>>537565237check out this idiot!
>miss Long S on first statue>live in existential dread until second statue confirms my fears
STOP GIVING ME THE DAMN SKILLS EARLY AND FUCKING OFF I NEED THOSE GOLD SKILLS BITCH
>>537565698
Fuku's unique any good? Description sounds like hot garbage.
>>537565098invited
>>537566043bwo's bwos...
>>537565782>>537565237I am surprised anons here really focused on me deleting it after I realized my mistake..but why though?
>>537559859I hate artists more than I like gooning so I will report all NSFW artists I find to Cyjews, simple as
>>537566221streissand effect
>>537564105Tried this, think you just got lucky.
>September 7 CMYeapIm moving to JP
>>537561124>>537561596>Jr yearYou legit got tricked into trashing a god run.Getting acupuncture early is really lucky.You want to pick charm. Early charming is incredibly strong, and it has the best chances of success too.If you get acupuncture late, then charming is worthless though, you can gamble on other options if you want, but I always pass at that point.
I just found out you can schedule races ingame..
>>537566221i just thought it was funny
Your mambo, my good sir
Qol when? They're making bank off global but haven't done anything for us.
>>537565098join mine bwo
>Run into witGOD early and get a comfy high scoreI'm so back
training non-golshi end closer is so fucking cucked mantaishin will just randomly job ura races even with like 900/900/600 statsthis shit is eating through my alarm clocks
>>537566221just a bit of bants mate
>>537566361half anni probably
If I get Air Groove instead of Mayano I'm going to uninstall
>>537564921they're unironically being grown different there, so I have zero problem believing your post, it's just a hard fact of life. was born and raised in my capital, haven't lived there since I was 14 for family reasons. holy fuck the people out here in the suburbs or whatever you'd call it are so different and chill it's amazing. helps that my place is FILLED with old people.
>>537566361JP is removing Support points and support card levels, the only reason I dont see global doing that is because the sp daily race is getting replaced with upgrade materials which Global wont have for a year or so
I really want to uncap my super creek but her legend race is just around the corner...
>>537560956We are so fucking back, haven't had 3* blue in 64 runs, but number 65 has got to be the one I can't be that unlucky
good enough desu
>get 2* stam, medium and spurt 1* on Taishin parentIt's going to have to so since the grandparents are Long 3* Stam each because one of said parents its a borrow and I have zero time to keep making more parents. I still need to make a Top Gun parent for GoldShip with a borrowed Rudolph.Also, can I use the same one grand parent four both parents or will the sparks on then only activate one either way during inspiration events? I.e. having winning ticket as the grandparent for one Ace Uma?
>>537566606I am going to max out the event on sparks runs
>forgot classic takarazuka kinen on golshi again
>>537565461I forgot about the fact that you can crush every single race + hopeful stakes and still be 20k fans short of ult lvl up. Gimme a break....
>>537566743a-anon...
what were the thresholds for stat sparks again? 800/1100?
>>537566743good luck in your graded A finals king
>>537562337I can win the late career races easily but the early stuff seems like a coin toss no matter what you do. I mean what CAN you even do? None of your cards have enough time to ramp up to make any difference.
>>537566856600 1100
>>537566318nta, but the problem with charming imo is that at some point if you are already past junior year chances are you really won't need it because the friendships will likely be all green or close enough that it won't make much of a difference which is where health would give you a big boost..or fuck you over completely but then you gotta be ready to throw away your run if it fails.
>>537566743Open league GOD...
AIYE COPY~!
>>537566743Bro open league is for B, not B+
>Two optional G1s right after each other>Schedule the first>Forget to run the secondAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THEY IMPLEMENT THE PLANNER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Damn, I wish Urara was my daughter
>first URA finale win was with air groove >first 10 pull on wedding banner got me wedding air groove bwos...
fuck man can i take the stam training to go
>>537567116Congrats on your 3* bro. To bad you missed the URA finale on it though :).
>>537566041Your Air Groove?? If you need Oguri's SSR that bad I got a 0LB one... (Or an MLB Air Groove)
>>537566547>and support card levelsDoes that mean that no more 5 copies of SSR cards needed to make them viable?
>>537565098sent an invite too
>>537567295No, it just means their effects are tied to the LB number
>>537567295Hahahahahahahahahaha
What the fuck is wrong with Teio is she retarded?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>537567278idk im not that same anon and they're already borrowing yaeno
Now that I have used up all the bad luck I am going to use my borrows and get good sparks for sure
>borrow run>already fucked from turn one
>>537567430bwo....
>>537567430Damn and I felt like shit when I barely got to 600 with stam, I can't imagine all 3 not getting it
>>537567541wtf is going on in this image
Was there something about gold-frame umas being better at handing down sparks or something?
>>537567573>>537567613it rolled wit anyway
>>537567430Your a fourth rate trainer with a third rate deck
I hate the P chan trainer chan shit its so distinctly korean incel "aesthetic"
>>537562337I erm....i figured lets take mile G1s as well.
>>537567593>Daiwa is the only one with ginger hairBros I don't think Torena-kun is her father
>>537567541POST CARDAND POST COWS
is the club ranking thing based on cumulative fans or is it how many fans your club got that month
>>537561624sent an invite
>>537561080wow what amazing qol. there definitely isn't any other qol we should have in global by now
Fuck this I'm giving up on Gemini and training for next CM
>>537567813producer having a P head came from imas more than 20 years ago zoomerbro
it's that time again huh
>>537567810it's THIRD rate trainer with a FOURTH rate deck anon, the point is that he's materialist and emphasises quality of cards over the ability of the one who wields them so he views a lesser deck relative to your ability as an insult
>>537561646>A long (Vodka so it's good)>Cooldown success pre-debut, thank you Makween>shitty rainbows>shitty hintsI hate it
PLEASE I NEED STAM RAINBOWS AHHHHHHH
>Do an Urara run>Mum wants chinese take out>Get on Uber Eats>Pic relatedHow do they know?
>>537567842Only this current month matters, fans earned in previous months don't matter.
>>537559528just use your favorites to win
>>537567954Doesnt change its current audience
go on without me....
>>537567957You will read browns' bitching and moaning and you will like it
The game made 35 million this month. Why the fuck do I have to spin the bingo wheel one at a time still?
>>537568043current audience like the people playing gakumas, a game that came out last year?
>>537567041
>>537567813>koreanThe gooks stole idols and now they steal producers from Japan.On top of stealing land too of course.
>>537568152it builds character
>>537568094I WILL NOT JONG I WILL NOT JONG I WILL NOT JONG I WILL NOT JONG
>>537568196Look at that face. You can't even be mad at her,
>>537568012thanks m8
>>537559547Her name is Transcend you stupid retard.
>>537568265You should play mahjong I can teach you.
>>537568270
Going from a late surger career to a front runner career is like going from being an Amazon warehouse worker knowing nothing but being BOXXED to a literal king. God I fucking hate the boxxed mechanic in this game. Front runner meta can't come soon enough.
>>537568437^_^
Why do Humans train Umas?
My comfy club placed 700 but I'm not sure if it's dying since there's like 5-6 new players with barely any fans and the leader seems stagnant. If I join a new club late into the month does it only count the fans I make after joining the club?
Who the fuck am I supposed to train to get easy Mile sparks? Maru has forced 1st place Medium races so it's a pain with B Medium, there's nobody else except Bakutard and Taiki?
>>537568505to fuck them and breedI train Daiwa so she wins all her races and then force her to paizuri me all night
*coughs blood*
>>537568474>play urara>front run with her>get nothing but first>february stakes>this is the realest race for her maybe I should go la->boxed
>>537568474When I'm feeling down I run a few Suzuka careers. Makes me happy and the extra 600k fans makes Danchou happy.
Comfy is another term for LOSER
I still haven't busted a nut to an uma or even looked up uma porn.
>>537568495
>>537568635DIE, NPC UMAS!!! DIE!!!
Are Golshi bros running 3 or 4 speed cards for their long runs?
>>537565262Wasn't the "low" rate Kitasan false information and proven that it was the exact same as other servers and the increased rate was from its rerun?
>>537567987The McPickle Deluxe...
>>537566958Charm doesn't have any problem, the whole point of it is to start getting rainbows early, thus giving more stats in the course of a career.
I love spark farming, so much freedom of choice.
>>537568425Depends on what the penalty is when failing to open the mahjong chakra.
Uma feet
>>537568679Are you putting long sparks on her or are you magicing up 600 some other way?
If Sunday Silence, the father of all horses, was in the game what would the character design be like?
>>537568679Suzuka's career is an absolute dream and I also do a few of them when the late surgers have worn me down. No wonder that one anon always posts her picture with "THE GOAT".
>>537568634>no s longbwo... please tell me you at least got spurt...
>>537567970you only need 900 stam for long cm tho
>>537568971Probably almost like Manhattan Cafe
>>537569014I need the summer Suzuka so I can see her armpits
>>537568971Huuuuge titties. Absolute milkers. I'm talking some real gazongas. Just gigantic jugs. Humongous honkers.On Cafe's frame.
>>537568679i do the same with brian. wins every race, gets like 550-600k fans every time
Is Hishi Amazon good? Please say yes
>>537569046yeah...it was one of the only skill sparks that activated......>>537569053not this time gaslight dancer
The boys just can’t get enough of me
>>537561732I feel like it's the opposite. Absurd RNG bullshit screws you over more often when you can't see what happened, so if it's a race you're not 100% confident in you should watch it.
Ended up building CM aces just fine without my own Maru or Rudolf and had an ~85% winrate throughout Taurus. Won finals and will probably win Gemini finals too.Now I'm having second thoughts about rolling Seiun
What's happening in this image?
>>537569591>>537569591>>537569591
>try a weird training style>this comes outwhat the fuck did I just make?
>>537569634?
I need a club. F2poor that started last week. 505498038399
>page 7>no image limitbwo
>>537569674Uma Musume is wits game.
>>537569731You can just Almond Love
I was lucky enough to get a Narita Taishin off banner rolilng for Mayano but holy shit why is her career so cursed, she just gets a guranteed practice poor and multiple mood downs, like you shoudn't even improve it until you get the 3rd mood down event so you aren't just wasting turns fixing it and having it go back to bad
>>537564162Personally I think she should be rubbing her crotch then sniffing
>>537569752I doubt this is even usable though
>>537569189Suzuka pits.
>>537568970No, just the Mile+Med G1s plus some cards with fan bonus.
>>537569836With different skills maybe. You need acceleration to make up for the low power.
>>537570005Blessed
>>537569747K look at my lil goober again. TT Sprint ace
>>537570398Absolutely fucks when she somehow wins
>>537570398based, wasted points on BoFA though
>>537570589Was either that or Iron W...no I didn't have enough fans. Was actually my only option other than irrelevant green skills. And I still took one of those.
>>537561740You're gonna get smoked
>>537570985You're going to get Haru Urara'd
>dogshit run>stick with it just to see if it inherits Long S and Spurt>it inherits both>cancel in fury
>>537560515So it's not just me?I always felt like late surgers are hilariously bad but I thought it was just skill issueless benefits than end closer and somehow it feels like they get BROCKED the most of all roles
>>537564162
>>537572059>mfw I won't be able to enjoy training KSB and ogling her pits when she comes out because I can't use her card while training herKill me now
Style and terrain S but no distance proc (despite having 6x more red sparks)Would you guys still use her?
>>537571229Why did you stick around if u were gonna cancel anyways?
>>537571073there's no sleeping lion in that screenshot
>>537570589Its not a waste in team trials.
>>537566743my golshit looks like this too, i just accepted my B league fate
>>537568784I've been coping with a 15* stamina, MLB cafe and borrowed MLB creek and I can consistently hit 1100 stamina.It's speed that's the issue and I can't punch above 900 even with 4 speed cards.
>>537565098Thanks for the invites, have a cooldown so can't join until tomorrow. Have a pleasant evening.
>>537572342Test her in a room, I suspect you're fucked if even one Nice Nature lands an All-Seeing Eyes
>>537576150H-horse game?
>>537576618>So what's the in-universe reason why the sinners have stuff written on their weapons that is in different languages? Do different languages exist in the city?Evidently no...
>>537576936I don't know what goes on in the JP server
oissu
