Big Fempyros Edition>NewsSummer Update is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=249054Misc fixes & more bullet bodygroups: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=250718SFM Repo leak: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533767652/#534116318>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>537320101
WHOA MAMA!
*sips*ah, life of riley
3 NIGASON CART
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>537562520>nobody is asking "what should the next OP be?">nobody is posting anime edits.>nobody is posting demofloyd.>only shupanon(s?) are somewhat active.It's as if it REALLY was a human experiment that ended the moment Russian children went to school today. Hmmmmm...
>>537562373sex starring this fempyro will happen today
deader general
Did Zesty win yet?
Possible Australiums ETA?
>>5375634632 more weeks
>>537563463>>537563529Even if they picked maps tomorrow, mappers get 2 weeks notice so yeah 2 weeks minimum
>>537562373Based demofloyd's wife edition
Time to piss off some engies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAr5MrpgJ74
>>537563853LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
you now remember romevision
>>537564046this is the most TF2 related OP we've had in weeks thoughbeit
>>537563853I SPENT TWO FREAKING MINUTES UPGRADING MY FREAKING TELEPORTER TO LEVEL 3 AND NOW YOU'RE JUST UNDOING ALL MY EFFORTS?!JUST LIKE THAT?! YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY YOU FREAKING FREAK?!
>>537564291>>537564039>>537562783based
>>537564212does that even work still? i have it but nothing changes unless i have to wear it or something
ptchoo :-D
He's so perfect bros
Update this week bros
>>537564394Gimmick posters aren't based.
>>5375675242 weeks jacksorry, that's the rules
>>537565149
>>537567550After all those years here they're still the most reliable, therefore based in my book.
>>537567550yes they are
>>537563143not russian, not the only anime editor but yes college one shotted my energy bank (instantly 5 assignents on day 1), I will edit ze shupos to hold tf2 items when they launch and I get them, maybe an edit this weekend if I feel like it, thanks for reading my blog
>gets pwned as spy>switches to sniperWhy is this such a common genre of person?
>>537568842Because you can sit back and kill them with minimal risk of dying in return
>>537568628have a good rest broyou deserve it
>>537568842people who "main" sniper/spy are almost 100% always cheating if they are any level of decent because sniper is the most effective and easiest to aimbot on and spy is the most fun
>>537564385*snort snort*
Zesty Jesus
Mersty Consus
>>537563853>youtubers tricked all engis to have the jag perma equipped One of the few good things they have done, almost always guaranteed to level down the engis sentry
>>537563853update: made one rq lol
Femsty Pyrosus
>>537572687uoooooooooooh
>>537562064tf2 food
>>537576209I remember using that bonk cola mod. I should find it again.
I miss these like you wouldn't believe
>>537576682nooo!! bocchi the can is the wrong way! you are going to spill soda and accidentally inhale it into your nose from being shocked!
>>537578179FOOL FIND THE GARGOYLE
>>537578179sorry chud but people abused them, you now need to complete contracts for maps no one likes to get your free untradable scream fortress hats
>>537578416She put a hole in the side of the can through which she drinks, she will be fine until Bonk's side effects finally kick in.
Heavy Update? Nah I'm still waiting for my promised Jungle Inferno achievements...
>>537579102> until Bonk's side effects finally kick in
>>537578416xir that is just a picture, why are you trying to talk to it?
Will they get their long overdue glasses bodygroup?
>>537579280They will be shipped with the update-sized update
>>537580109Some players like it as is, so no.
>>537580559Yeah, BLIND players
>>537580109considering pic related forced Eric to add a option to remove heavys bullets I guess a workshopper would have to pitch a glasses cosmetic that removes their glasses for Eric to do it
*spreads ass*
>>537580715god,this looks so fucking shit
>>537581243t. zesty
>>537580715>Tie as thick as a brickwhat were they thinking?
Random crits are the single funniest thing in this game.
>>537580715What is this hand gesture trying to convey?
>>537581352>anyone who doesn't like garbage workslop is zesty or a zesty worshipper
>>537581432what animations are you using
>>537581432>chokepoint>demo>critdon't get much better than dis
>>537581432This is not funny, actually
>>537581546Kylul'shttps://gamebanana.com/mods/373379along with a first person hawaiian hangover mod, but I don't remember which one.Viewmodel fov 86
>>537581432this ruins the competitive integrity of the gamethe game should not be decided by a dice roll, but skillwe don't use the word funm around these parts
>>537580715hehe fat spy funny
>>537578179You vill do ze contracts
I apologize for this undeserved random crit.
WHEN YOU OPEN CASES YOU AREN'T GAMBLING YOU'RE JUST OPENING YOUR ASSHOLE FOR ERICRNG IN TF2 IS A LIEITS A LIEITS ALL BASED ON TIMERS
I only use weapons with the no random crits statCan't let enemy gamers think I'm good just because I got a lucky dice roll, no, they gotta see that my kills are DESERVED and based on pure SKILL
>>537582363A little late to the Golden Wrench conspiracy bro
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>537583627Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>537583956i want to marry that scout and plap her
>>537583956this but shupo
>>537583956this but the femscout too
>>537583956this but soldier
>>537583956this but both of them
>>537584052Why not both?>>537584138>>537584103Basedhttps://files.catbox.moe/26jfz8.jpg
>>537584409>Why not both?because i'm a sucker for a pretty face, which pyro does not have
>>537584409Now that is what we like to see.
>>537584543She's very pretty under the mask and even if she isn't, hey there's a mask
>>537584792either way it's an absence of a pretty face, and i like pretty facescaptcha: m0ggn
>>537583956>>537584409Nozomi Scout and Hikari Pyro
>>537585734why are they so green
>>537581389it's actually two flat ties that create an illusion of one massive brick tie
>>537586203never mind it is actually just a brick, what the fuck
Eric really thought he could release an update on time lmao fat nigga
>>537581432
>>537586368>>537581389Lel it really is. Bravo emporium.
>>537581389>>537586368The Emporium took the guideline about making TF2 items "blocky" too literally
>November 14, 2016 Patch>Removed OpenQuickplayDialog console commandYou. Will. Not. Play.Resistance is futile. The future of competitive. Adapt or leave.
>>537587446Doesn't look that bad from the clean side view.The troonporium can still go fuck itself tho.
>>537587430Remember seeing that a while ago, still amazing as ever.
>>537583956That femscout design is doing something to my brain.
>>537583956>>537585734
About that update...don't tell the shupobros...
>>537589068This isn't nearly wacky enough to be real, try again
>>537589068>Valve announcing a delayLol
>>537589068Silksong is gonna suck ass and I put 200 into Hollow Knight so I know what I’m saying.
Australium Lollichop
Australium Vita-Saw
>>537589068shupobros.... our australiums...
Australium Fists
Australium penis (mine)
Australium Fempyro
>look up videos of how to play demon man >literally hours and hours of things you have to remember does demo man take the most autism to play?
Robotic Boogaloo 2 but the hats can be in Australium qualityAll previous robotic hats also get this chance
>>537590373Post it.
>>537590373Put stickies where you think enemies will be, detonate them once there's enemies there, you don't have to be holding the sticky launcher to detonate them.Practice your pill aim.That's it, for stock demo at least.What kind of autismo guide(s) did you look at?Compfag guides?
>emporium creator starts a harassment campaign against a mapper>dozens of emporium members brigade a map with dislikes and clowns>map booted off the front page>map booted out of offshore>whistleblowers expose the perpetrator>complete silence from any workshop groups>they still promote his work to this dayWhat's the big idea?
>>537563376This general is really just one permanently online schizo running the place
>>537589068Holy shit it's Jigglypuff seen from above
>>537563853what the fuck is wrong with you
>>537584107Holy based
Time to piss on some engies
>>537591110noooooo sniper don’t throw your piss on me that’s nasty haha… you’re so sexy
>>537591609
dead general
Wutville zombie survival where the zombies are elves and also the mobstah is there
>>537590373it's really not that complicated anon...>>537590583probably scarybroccoli's videos. he has a lot of good advice for beginners
how 3 play demolition man: press m1 and then m2
[TF2] An Introduction to Demoman (2:34:16)
>>537590636>Razoldon has this crazy idea in his head that somehow the Emporium might carry a grudge after Chickenman reviewbombed Razoldon's new map on the Steam Workshop.>You don't understand the Emporium. With them, it's all business.
[TF2]: A Guide to Furry ERP (3:22:17)3,273,721 Views40,000 Likes
#FreeMyNiggaDerek
>>537592746>>537590636You would think that people obsessed with maintaining their public image would address something like this. They already got a lot of flak for silently unbanning drew and metabolic.
join TYKP, it's a quickplay type server on the east coast173.255.237.230:27015 koth_harvest with 17 players
How close are you to getting these achievements?
>>537593253They did. >UPDATE: 6/25/2025. >Lucky would later make a document responding to all of this: >https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZzPXVyw8g-qQ_DLzKdNZYlaLbMKRyFgLVd5-qq5vNKM/edit?tab=t.0
>>537593797Lucky is not part of the Emporium, he's the Offshore PR guy (and the guy who delayed the Summer Update). I read the document, and despite all the word salad, it never properly addresses the evidence at all. All it did was deflect blame on zesty and the whistleblowers.
>>537590373Watching video guides on how to play games, among other things, is what sucks the fun out of them. Imagine playing a tower defense game but instead of playing it for fun, making mistakes and figuring out improvements yourself you look up a video guide for the most optimal build pattern and try to ape it as closely as possible. Why are you even playing the game at that point? I've seen this happen in countless games of different genres and it frankly sickens me, it's completely inorganic and just a robot painting by numbers.You remember how a level 50 Pokemon you trained yourself is stronger than a level 50 you found in the wild? It's the same thing here, you'll not only get more satisfaction from improving, but be a better player that can continue to improve further if you figure things out for yourself. It's okay to seek help here and there if you are genuinely struggling with something, but if you're looking for a walkthrough you're on the wrong path.
>>537592023EMPORIUM, MAKE THIS HAPPEN, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>537593797That's cool. Now why did Vipes get harassed here for 5+ years
>>537593780
>>537594684Speaking of vipesposters, I rewatched his video on the emporium recently and something odd jumped out at me.>timestamphttps://youtu.be/anSdQOTF6aY?t=1070Can someone explain to me who was this awkward love interest mentioned at this timestamp? Something feels off here.
>>537593780What's the story behind the number?
>>537595249How can someone be 13-16 years old?
>>537594684>5+ yearsIt's actually more like 8, I remember seeing the first schizo posts about him in 2017
>>537593780I have 1400 hours
>>537594280I mean, there's not much fun to getting your ass kicked by other players with no recourseif you're playing elden ring and you're getting your ass kicked by the tree sentinel in the beginning, there's no harm in looking up the boss and realizing you're not supposed to fight him yetI mean sure, following a build guide is gonna drain the fun out of things. But TF2 is not an RPG. Learning game mechanics vs following a build is simply different. You're not learning "skill" by watching a youtube video. You're learning what to practice to develop your skillImagine you didn't even know how to rocket jump. Rocket jumping is the most fun thing you can do in this game and it's locked behind needing to know you have to crouch to get sent further. There is no in game way to learn how to rocket jump. Chat doesn't exist for f2ps so that's out of the question. No way of knowing jump maps exist
>>537594684>harassedcome on now
>>537598256I don't know if you're new but they've literally posted pictures of his house, his home address, and all of his personal info here and tried to get us to get him banned from steam/twitch/twitter etc, yeah that's fucking harassment
>>537598575oh I don't remember that, I just remember people poking fun of him for taking ideas from here
>>537598712Yeah you weren't paying attention at all then, and the "poking fun" was also part of the harassment because he didn't steal anything they were just going around saying he did
>>537598839probably, also jokes aren't harassment
>>537599065They weren't jokes they were actually trying to get people to believe he was a thief, you're kinda slow if you're not gathering that from the "literally posted pictures of his house" part
>>5375937804'416 hours
>>537599214>"literally posted pictures of his house"well I never saw those, all I saw about vipes was the copying and jokes about it
>>537599559Okay, well now you know they're genuinely insane
>>537598075>I meanstopped reading there
>>537599835which i mean
>>537600376Zesty and AzelleSitting in the treeK I S S I N G
>The TF2 Controversy Iceberghttps://youtu.be/WAr5MrpgJ74
>>537601749>click on a random part of the video>zestylol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNc1YLO3A54&list=RDhNc1YLO3A54&start_radio=1
>>537603751I find it funny that that version came out after the brentalfloss version and is somehow infinitely more sovlfulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbaGodU_Gkw&list=RDUbaGodU_Gkw&start_radio=1
>SpikeyMikey is quiting TF2Its over
>>537606606who?
>>537606606I have no clue how SpikeyMikey has been making tf2 content for so long and not a single video has contributed anything noteworthy, new, interesting, or of substance to the games discourse
Howdy the Engineer’s in the fieldFarm boy charm with a megaton yieldI’ve got a cranium laced with uraniumDispense your offense with the weapons I wield
>>537600376>deletedIT'S REAL.
Zestybros... first diapers... now black french trannies... how will we ever recover?
