Previous Thread: >>537540897>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP)>Banners:>8/20 (Wed) After Maint – 9/3 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)Eri (3*)Kanoe (3*)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/581>Events:We Are the Occult Research Club! Academy Mysteries and Ancient Spells – 8/20 (Wed) After Maint – 9/3 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)>Content:Total Assault: Perorodzilla (Field) – 8/27 (Wed) 11:00 – 9/3 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) – 8/21 (Thu) 11:00 – 9/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Normal – 8/27 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/3 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Account EXP – 8/30 (Sat) 4:00 – 9/1 (Mon) 3:59 (JST)2x Lesson/Scrimmage – 9/3 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/10 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Hard – 9/10 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>8/26 (Tue) After Maint – 9/9 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Sumire (Part-Timer) (3*)Rei (3*)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3112998>Events:Pray-Ball! Swing for the Grand Slam! – 8/26 (Tue) After Maint – 9/9 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Grand Slam Collection!: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/08/prayball – 8/26 (Tue) 3:00 – 9/9 (Tue) 2:59 (UTC)>Content:Total Assault: Hovercraft (Field) – 9/2 (Tue) 2:00 – 9/8 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 8/27 (Wed) 2:00 – 9/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Bounty – 8/25 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/1 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Account EXP – 8/29 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/31 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)2x Commissions – 9/1 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/8 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Account EXP – 9/5 (Fri) 19:00 – 9/7 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
>>537565072seia bread
seia doko
Please consider.
>>537565072This one
The September affection check is currently open with the first draft currently being worked on. I swear it's coming. If you haven't already show just how much you love your studentwife! Remember I want her base. Including her alt is optional and a nice flex but her base is what I'm looking for.>Can I post her if she isn't maxed?Of course, your work in progress is always a joy to see. Remember the climb to the peak isn't a race.
>/feg/faggot is trying it again
>>537565072I want magical witch paizuri from magical witch Hina
>>537565339hmmmm... nyo
bing
>>537565271
>>537565357ayo new schizo just dropped?
>>537565405why did her school get introduced in an event instead of a main story chapter? are they gonna be sideliners for ever?
She's acting like nothing happened yesterday
>>537565356where's the draft
>>537565635what happened yesterday
>>537565589They can always have one eventually. Hyakkiyako and even Arius got main stories.
>try to make a purchase, card gets declined for insufficient credit>check balance, somehow I went from one grand to nothing>panic, see no odd transactions>call up company and ask what's going on>she points out a purchase I made for $1,100>...it's in yen>have been using this card for over ten years and somehow their system no longer recognizes foreign currency all of a sudden>they open an investigation, but it turns out the charge just needed to post before conversion kicked in and corrected my balanceI've had this happen before when my bank locked my card for suspicious activity and the support person was listing off crazy numbers to me, but that was human error that didn't affect my remaining funds. I've never seen the system itself fuck up like this though.
Yuukass
>>537565589anon, that's every school other than abydos , even as a newcutie there is highlander
>>537565072>GVNow thats a collab I can get behind.
>>537565589Its just not yet time for us to really delve into Wild hunt, there's too many problems we haven't solved yet in the academies we actually went to before. The occult club members are probably going to be side characters though, unless they really want to flesh them out even more and make them the main cast which I find doubtful
>>537565721nigagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagabasically
>>537565767vol3 was effectively the Arius chapter ですけど
I don't care about aggies
>>537565589because we need more lore
Do you go to the doctor regularly /bag/?
>>537565672Good question.
>>537565072'boogi's phild cvssy...
>>537565072where uncensor?
Resets aren't real
>>537566035It was really a Trinity chapter
>usual suspect still furious about the koyuki threads yesterday
>>537565590she is so much sexier as a loli
>>537565357https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/xlXE91xW6ticmrxiYRYltw/noticing
>>537565072>>537566119https://files.catbox.moe/xqmj5u.png
>9100 gems right now including ticketsI'm not gonna make it bros
>>537566119the archive brohttps://cubari.moe/read/imgchest/bp45x6bdq75/1/88/
>>537565831so you're saying this is Hoshino's story?
>>537565235
>Taking away Hasumi's fat ass and titsYou might aswell just go after a mob at this point, faggots
>>537566173>there was a raid on Schale>a Koyuki got shot>GSC used this as a means to stop a recount>Kaya stole the election
>>537565589I don't think we'll have main stories for all the thousands schools.
>>537566242Who isn’t?
>>537566445wat
you can't just post bubus
>>537566385Hoshino hasn't appeared in over a year
>>537566251I REALLY like that Ibuki top right
>>537566445I'm going to fuck Hasumi from cradle to flatline and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>537558512Nice, glad you managed to fix the problem. Also, thanks for the info; it might help other people who have the same problem
>>537566251Canoe SEXO
>>537566276I have the same amount you doBut I also have moneySucks to suck
>>537566560This seems like the sort of thing they'll retcon for being stupid in hindsight
The other tab woke up the demon in me
>>537566854Why would it be more stupid than everything else.
>>537566860Why can't you be normal like the other loli posters?
>>537565072
>>537566860haha what do you mean by that o_O
>>537566075How else can I get my antidepressants?
>>537566860You mother get up, come on get down with IbukiYou fucker get up, come on get down with IbukiLoli is the gift that has been given to me
>>537566854Why would they? It gives them an excuse to introduce schools nobody has ever heard of because not even GSC members would know thousands of schools by name.
>>537565072witchgods won
Where can I get a gf like this
>>537566860Kill yourself, along with that shit eating waste of life that posts that shit
>>537567149You don't need em
Witches aren't real you fucking idiots
>>537567205i really like the big boobies witch, i'd give her my mana
>>537567351That sounds like something a witch would say!
>>537567239How does she manage to be such a freak and a cutie at the same time?
It's time. Post Wakamo.
>>537566960Not that guy, all my posts are exaggerations for comedic purposesThat aside, as a teenager I came across this and that, and the bot brought back the memories. I don't want to feed it or explore it further
>>537567149Don't they just hand them out like candy in The West™?
>>537566936The scale is off compared to how the GSC runs and operatesFor a fighting example, Neru jumping onto a skyscraper is wildly out of place compared to anything that happened in the HinaHoshino fightAll Rin had to say was "countless" or "dozens" but with thousands of schools with their own districts and tax bases, Shiroko should take a lot longer than she did to bike around kivotos
>>537567439Weren't there more of you fags before the site got hacked in April?
>>537567439
>>537565814Sounds like they're running some shitty old software
Love the roogPlap the roogPut a baby in the roog
the duality of students
>>537565072>Hasumi x Sorceressjesus that's hot...
Do you believe in magic?
>>537567683I am Sensei Kivoto™®© and I approve this message
>>537566750She was in the idol event
>*gives you 17 free pulls*
>>537567537I thought it was already a given that Kivotos was country-sized (it would have to be for there to be drastic climate differences between districts)? And an academy could be as big as Trinity/Gehenna or as small as current day Abydos. France (an average-sized country) has 34 thousand municipalities for example. And 40 thousand primary schools alone.
>>537565589The same happened with chingchonghanji, no?
>>537568148
>>537567643Too late.
>>537567474what are you even talking about nigga go take a nap
>visit this "other tab" that keeps getting advertised here>thread is being spammed with... THATwhat the fuck
How shit is this idea:Blue Archive hero shooter, where all the girls are just added in as 1-1 copies of their abilities. 6v6 and 12v12 modes
>>537568037Thanks
What is happening on September 19th? Bocchi collab?
>>537568461I hope not
>>537567901>videorelatedThat bitch got barbed
>>537568461I dunno, but it'll be my birthday
>>537568384Just make an xcom clone.
>>537568348With what?
>>537568461ibuki impregnation
>>537568037Thats my genius hacker gf
>>537568524that body is still pure technically
>>537568461seia collab
>>537568461GuP collab
>>537568384we really don't need another hero shooterthe last good one was GW2 which was back in 2016
>>537568384I don't play PvP slop anymore, gave it up years ago. Pass.>But what aboutIt's practically vs. AI and I skip battle x5 daily.
>>537568384I hate hero shooters. Give me a fighting game.
this but with koyuki
>>537568384There's a game on Roblox like that
>>537568251The writing is failing to represent or accomodate that thoughMaps we've seen are limited, world-ending events happened and not a peep was heard from elsewhere. No colonial independence events happened because the GSC failed to help the thousands of other locales who no doubt were also swarmed by colour mobs. All the world-ending pillars were conveniently located in our main story districts with one in a desert we already visited. And the world isn't objective, so the climate thing doesn't quite work as evidence if you ask meNot that everything needs to be spelled out, but everywhere else we haven't visited might as well not exist. They can't all be wildhunt holed up in a star fortress
>go to pixiv for roog lewds>a bunch of pictures of Rio mixed in>some of them are even titled Rio>untagged AI shit mixed in too
>>537568981freak
>>537569101>They can't all be wildhunt holed up in a star fortressOdyssey is literally a fleet of ships, so surely they can.
>>537566075>don't go to a doctor for years>get sick and feel like I'm dying>go to a doctor>"take some ibuprofen and rest in your bed lol">don't go to a doctor for years...
>>537565072one of the best aggies we had so far, gj drawfags
>>537566075no insurance
>>537566075Doctors give you cancer
>>537565072Will mail tickets last until next week reset, also what will be the bonus next week? Bounty/Scrimms/Lessons?
>>537568981I hope I never stoop this low.
>>537569564>mfw Amerifats have to pay for an ambulance
What is /bag/ consensus on Niya?
Protect her
>>537567435It's just the way she is, and I love her for it.
>>537569448>dont go to a doctor for years>10 years pass>get sick once>dont really feel like dying, only feel like shit for 2 days>get better without medicine>dont go to a doctor for years
>>537570065it comes down the line for you eventually in some way. free things are never free sensei
>>537569896>Will mail tickets last until next week reset
>>537569265It fucking sucks, but i expect nothing less from secondaries.
>>537570129God, I love her. She's perfect.And she looks good in a dress AND a suit.
>>537569101Think about it this way. You know those rural schools with <10 students in them all crammed into one classroom regardless of age, the Non Non Byori kind? Cities don't have those because the board of education or whatever will usually close them down and transfer students elsewhere, but that's not the case for Kivotos. A rump school will basically always cling on as long as there a will to continue. Abydos at one point had only two students and a major corporation wanted it gone and it still didn't close, that's how much whatever laws Kivotos has protect the existence of the schools. There are probably thousands of Abydos-sized schools alone, and the only reason a big deal is made about Abydos is because it once was a top 3 school that collapsed in a relatively short timeframe.
>>537566075>don't go to the doc for years>have a suspected mini-stroke>drop $500 for emergency bloodwork/EKG/MRI/CT, only finding was that i was mildly dehydrated and overweight>doc asked about stress/work/sleep, suspects I had a "stroke-like" migraine from stress and lack of sleep>get more sleep, exercise, lose weight>don't go to the doc for years
>>537569896they last for 6 days in the mail so you can claim them on the last dayhttps://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1962379895197348202
>>537569265I don’t see any rio pics with ai disabled
>>537567013I'm stealing this Mitcher
>>537568573
>>537570447lose weight fatty
>>537570129I would spoil her until she's even more retarded than she is now
>>537566075Just never get sick bro its that easy
Another baseball event where some thing is at steak but the teams can be adult only. So we draft gematria to play with us. And we suck because none of us are good at sports
>>537570485There's one on the first page if you have it set to R-18
>>537570312So every new school to be added is going to be an irrelevant nobody with no pantheon to draw inspiration from, no main story relevance, and no powerhouses or lore with which to matter on an inter-school stage?At least they'll be cute i guess
>>537570468>2x hards and scrimmsDang, guess there's no reason to hold onto bounty tickets then. And lessons too, but I'll wait for better rotation.Can't have everything line up, if only we got 2x bounty or lessons next week, that would be the icing on the cake for Koyuki hack.
Name a more perfect girl than her.Spoiler: You cant.
>>537568254and side liners is exactly what they have been so far
Bros I fucking hate baseball...
steaks mentioned
>>537571003Baseball, huh?
https://x.com/Wataaamage/status/1962535543998152887
>>537570958I don't mind, the chink politics were boring as fuck
>>537566835>But I also have moneyBuy pakeji
Kazusa pillow, Kayoko shirt and a bunch of pins (Kazusa, doko?) delivered... today? Does USPS not get labor day off?
Don't worry about it
>>537570906She's in my top 3. Genuinely so precious.
>>537570798you literally could've claimed in the first 4h while 2x bounty was still active
The worst thing about the gap behind JP is getting new students after they’ve hard their birthday and having to wait a whole fucking year for it to come back
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>537566075I haven't been to a doctor since I sprained my wrist at work in 2022
>>537570078I hate her, in a sexual and romantic way.
>>537571223I logged in 12 hours ago for 50 ap and those weren't in the mail.
>>537570078Niya cute.
hey bro, thank you for posting Karin i just want to tell you that i appreciate that.
>>537569564Depending on your state and income level, you might qualify for your state's medicaid
>>537570731>I will just call every single thing irrelevant because they are not millenium or trinitythe big 3 will always be the same big 3 duh, but odyssey which is the most obvious next school has already been mentioned before, has very obvious mythology to draw from and might be more influential than we might think depending on how much of transportation they take care of
>>537570906I want to lick her nape
>>537570078Probably the best delta of competent and caring as far as leaders go. Although she's lucky that Hyakki is pretty quiet She's earned my spark.
Jumby my beloved...
coom in doomrope in hopegood night /bag/
>>537570523He just said he lost weight, IDIOT
Wappi
>>537570906I like handsome girls...
>>537570078I think her smiling is cute.
>>537571170Almost forgot the Sugar Rush pin.
>>537571870Woa now that's cool
>>537571170>Kayoko shirtWill you wear that in public
>>537571676THEY ARE WHITE
>>537568461>>537568527That's my birthday too
I claimed the stamina instead of waiting for the weekend.I am bricked.
>>537571170The kayoko shirt looks good
>>537571214I started this game because of Mutsuki/Koharu art but Haruka quickly became my favorite. She was the first one I raised to 90/UE50/5-10-10-10/max gear
>>537571956Of course.
>>537570078Upon closer inspection, her expression makes me think that her eyes aren't fully closed, and it kinda creeps me out
>>537570078Sensei is weirdly thirsty for her.
>>537571482My issue is with everyone who isn't being mentioned. The world is written small despite geographical size and the supposed thousands of other entities just as cultured and fleshed out as the chinks or japsFault of the format i suppose, and kivotos has "weak" worldbuilding as the very bones of the larp, but it bothers me in hindsight of big eventsImagine there was a second france just above normal france that wasn't involved nor bothered in any way by ww1&2
>>537570065Americans like putting Canadian healthcare on a pedestal but I hear it's not so great in practice since while you can theoretically see a doctor whenever you want, the line to do so is very long and you are likely to succumb to whatever is bothering you before you actually get to see one.
>>537572417They are closed, because she has a different sprite where her eyes are slightly openShe uses that expression when she hears stupid things, like Sensei saying 'I wanna bing Niya raw instead'
I don't play BA (because fomo) but don't get it wrong I'm not a tourist, anyways, what the hell happened to you guys yesterday?
>>537572364That's nice, I think it looks great. I probably couldn't do it though lol
>>537572643I don't understand. You don't play because of fomo? Like how does that make sense
>>537572643This
>>537565072Nice job /bag/gots
>>537572643>keeps up with the game he doesn't even play Huh...
>>537572617Mine's face at the end looks like she's going to rape me.
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>537572643>fear of missing out>not play
>>537572417
What would you do in this situation?
>>537572643Go away
>>537573080>ladies, I only have 37 bouquets
>>537573080Give the flowers to my wife, as soon as I can find her
>>537572745As in I don't want to play it knowing I missed so many events and stuff, that and the fact that I already have 4 gachas under my belt, still love it tho, behind the window that is
>look mom I posted it again!
>>537573298How aren't you a tourist then?
>>537573080It would be a bloodbath. Kivotos plunged into chaos...
>>537565356I have gifts for her birthday
>>537565356Ni ha ha ha.
>>537573369There other antis in other gachas aswell anon...
>>537573298You can play old events, they get archived.
>>537571593gn
>>537573080Give it to Reisa.
>>537573298>As in I don't want to play it knowing I missed so many events and stufThe game archives all events eventually. Usually after one rerun
>buy all the keystones>barely put a dent into reaching 100FUCK TIME GATING
Why is this event 14 days? Where is acceleration? I thought we were supposed to be 3 months behind JP by december.
>>537573298You can just read the story on youtube if you really dont want to bother with the game
>>537573298and the longer you wait the more you will miss
>>537573080Give it to Iroha, and go to bed with her.
>>537573702Because the daily mission rewards pyros.
Fuck Reisa
>>537573526There are*>>537573541>>537573634Do they have exclusive rewards during event duration or not?If not I might start at some point
>>537573702It's a new event, not an old event.
Can anyone here, mainly those who participated in yesterdays koyuki64, name the song playing in this audio capture? Sorry for the earrape but it was a lot of fun. I'm going to feel really stupid when one of you tells me it's the outrun main theme or something else extremely obvious.https://files.catbox.moe/ejfcx9.mp3
>>537573702I don't think they've cut any new event down from the standard 2 weeks, have they?
>>537573372
>>537573372I have seen people mention saving all the gifts for a birthday and it made me wonder, is that standard practice with affection boosting? Is it because it is more meaningful that way or because at higher levels of affection it takes so long to move it that you might as well save it all for a single point in the year to see a noticeable increase?
Why is she like this? I don't want her to stop, I just want to understand.
>>537565356My princesses
>>537573381Can you hack the servers one more time, please? I need to save for both EriKanoe and the upcoming collab
>>537572513since maid passed canadian healthcare is basically>have you considered kys? it will save us a lot of time and save your family a lot of money.
>>537573727Too weak for my liking>>537573783Stop tempting me anon
Your fault.
>>537573901No idea, it definitely sounds like a mario type song
>>537565356I sure wish I had ligma
>>537573901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4N9jtYTb_Yhttps://mario64hacks.fandom.com/wiki/Super_Mario_64_Land#Levels
>>537574054She just wants to intentionally lose bets so she is forced to do increasingly more humiliating things.
>>537573901jesus christ why are there so many koyuki noises
>>537573894Only important exclusives to the event are the Welfare limited 1* units but you can get those from the recaps thankfully
>>537574048I’m not sure how everyone else does it, but to me it feels like the best time to give gifts. Don’t want to use everything at one time before that.
>5000 points is the difference between rank 17k and goldHelp me... How hard is the Kanoe team by the way?
>>537573901Super Mario Land 2 Star Maze
>>537574348>>537574613God dammit, how could I forget. Thanks bros.
>>537574230Ako would say this and do this
>>537574710play with us on saturday. you'll recognise all the songs because they'll be from blue archive
>>537573930No but I better fucking get all repeats to less then 4 days. I want ludicrous speed acceleration
>>537565072I said no gogurt
>>537574782Sorry, I don't know that game.
>>537574612>Torment to plat and not even low tormentHow horrifying.
>>537574915Welcome, newcutie
I've read all the story chapters and all the archived events and I still don't know who "Blue Archive" is
>>537574612Embrace your destiny
A body switch event where I switch bodies with Mina and I masturbate a shit ton
>>537575014Re-read chapter 3, bro
>>537574048there's a stat boost up to 50, but after that it's all dick measuringso some people just save for birthdays for the big dumpy for fun
>>537575000Not a newfag, just not following JP server much. Thankfully even my chink infested server won't be that bad.
I love my smug wife
>>537574403I'm going to rape her.
>>537574890I'm sorry...
TWENTY TWO TICKETSfucking rigged apologems once again
>>537574325Ligma what
>>537575365Ligma ballshaha gottem
>>537575336No refunds
Thinking about molesting Kei again
>>5375753362x bounties is ended before reset bro
>>537572643>I'M NOT A TOURIST I SWEAR I JUS TODN'T PLAY THE GAMEWhat the fuck is this retardation
>>537565072Is that a fucking JADF Izuna?
Usually I like to plan out my rolls awhile out but nothing is catching my attention after train twins. What should I focus on after them?
>apologies for leaking out your credit card infoBlue Archive is losing and Stella Sora will be the death blow
>>537575336anon... 2x bounties just ended...
>>537575336The other day I got my first purple disk from this scam, and it was even a Millenium BD. I'm buying both monthlies too. The drop rates on those are worse than the gacha despite allegedly being 4%.
>>537575569>>5375756612 x 0 purple artifacts = 0 purple artifacts
>>537575129I don't remember making this post
>>537572430>weirdlySensei is weirdly not-thirsty for almost every other student.
>>537570078
Not affection check-worthy but not terrible either15 eleph until base UE2 from dupes and lessons alone
100 koyukis is 100 koyukis, which is actually 150 koyukis when you do the math
>>537575014Watch the 4th anni song bwo, blue archive is the ray of light shooting up the sky from the sanctum tower.
Did anybody else made their Nexon username their credit card number with the security code, I think I might be affected by the hack bros
Silence, fruitzoos derivatives.
>>537572430Would you Niya's Niyas?
>>537575808All non porn gachas are like that.Also kaede isnt that sexy. Shes a midget with big tits for her height. No man wants that
>>537576253Shut your whore mouth
>>537575972Credit cards are usually good about protecting from fraud. Just monitor your statements and if you see something suspicious, then notify your issuer
>>537576253>No man wants thatAnd what if I do?
Cope
Thoughts on Pandazoos?
>>537576253Gays not welcome
meg
>>537576392Why do the Chinese like azusa so much?What is it specifically about her
Why is nobody talking about how Tsukuyo used a sex technique on Sensei in front of Izuna and Michiru on the last short?
>>537570078Built for rape
>>537576536I can't explain it but she looks chinese
>>537576352I don't think any person braindead enough to input credit card number WITH cvv as their username would ever visit vg let alone bag.
>>537576253All my precious students are sexy and are wanted for kissing, handholding, and breeding. If you disagree then you are a faggot
kaede is... not sexy...?
TSUBAKI YOUR ENTIRE ROLE IS BEING A TANK WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY
>>537576392I want to see her meekly wiggling her arms and legs back and forth in her oversized panda costume as she is being carried by Sensei operating an oversized claw machine. Her stern Azoos face ever-present, even if she's as happy as a clam on the inside.
>>537575591I fucking goon to every single cunny character in this game, my top 3 are hina, reisa and mari, I pretty much play the game at this point, is that what you wanted to hear?
just grinded the crafting chamber and used up 850 tickets, guh phew
>>537576550Because it's not in English and it's Ninja content
>>537576707She's trying to get into optimal firing range (by backing up into the entire squad)
>>537576670Correct. I feel no sexual attraction for any student but kaede the least.
>>537576324
SHENSEI-DONUOSHENSEI-DONUO
>>537576707Sleepy time
when i hear mitchers voice my dick twitches
>>537571170>USPS>days offThere's a reason "postal worker" used to be a euphemism for mass shooter anon
>>537576720>hina, [...] and mariDaring today, aren't we. Wait until you see Kazusa.
>>537576707#JustSMGTankThings
>>537576818I'm too tired to make an edit of this image's smug aura mocks me but you get the point.
My dick gets hard when Ako berates me
>>537565356Just hit 88 on monthly reset, so I'm not going to be able to eek out another level with the few gifts I still have cooking.
My Ako gets hard when I berate her (with my dick)
>>537576707If you drop a Serina box near her to animation cancel her reload she doesn't fuck you over
>>537576550what was even going there, were we supposed to be sandwiched between her thighs ?
>>537565356I'm hoarding gifts until her birthday too.
>>537570078Getting Rin to voice her was a genius casting decision.
>>537576925USPS post offices are closed and delivery is not happening today. I have a feeling he confused USPS for something else. I know Amazon and FedEx (on a limited basis) are still delivering
Describe the softness of Tsukuyo’s thighs when she’s squeezing you.
18 days
>>537576324>>537576818I don’t get how such a silly girl like Mitchie Rude can make such a scary face.
>>537576536They like white-haired girls
Soon
pls no bocchi, too many yuri tourists will come
Babu.
>>537571170>>537577526no they still deliver packages on most holidays, it's mainly last-mile amazon garbage and sometimes excess packages to make the day after easier. it's usually new hires and volunteers that do it
>>537577526No, the package has a USPS sticker on it. And the local FedEx gets today off.
>>537577927Shun is not that old
>>537577927sex
>>537577927this art is strange...
Man, my lv72 Iori can't even clear comms I in 2 minutes (using buffs is still too slow), and I die in H (the first one with purple reports)Fuck this
>>537577606It kinda looks like she's giving birth to me
>>537577526>I have a feeling he confused USPS for something else. Probably UPS. It's just one letter off.
>>537577914I can't think of yurifags willing touching this game, if anything we'd see a LL-GBF collab sort of meltdown
>>537576880My narcoleptic guardian...
>>537578707https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrzmpbMDDBshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxwpF6aosYg
Where did everyone go?
>>537579240Gaming
coom in foom with all the stuffed momofriends watching
>>537579187>for new sensei>max skills everywhere>fairly high equipsI fucking hate baits like this
>>537579187thanks. I was trying to do something similar to your first video because I remembered seeing it some time ago, but my characters still need some skill levels and normal levels too.can't farm reports because my levels are low, can't level up because I can't farm reports. shit sux.
Hifumi turning her momofriends face-down when Sensei comes for a visit
students you think are secretly evil?
I miss my niece
chise has been posted
In general how would it even be possible for yuretards to infiltrate this? they have absolutely fucking nothing if they just play the game, retarded tourists on twitter talking about shit they have no idea about happens with every game, but if they actually play it? there literally nothing that indicates any of the students like each other romantically, even in the cases of girls like Ako and Kaho which have shown to be quite fond of Hina and Chise respectively, Hina never dragged Ako around with a dog collar the way we did, Ako has also never asked her to dance on top of a table naked the way she did with Sensei, they have nothing, not even breadcrumbs to supply their gay fantasies when it comes to this game
Me. I asked. I am sorry.
>>537577927Shun when she was in high school (for real)
>>537579670I mean, lvl77 should be able to afford this already. I'm still in 60s and have a bunch maxed skills.
>>537579187>10 minute of yapping to explain Serina+Tsubaki+Iori cheese strat
didn't read
>>537580150girls sitting next to each other is enough for them, don't try to make sense of mad men
has anyone posted chise yet
SAY IT
big nipples
>>537580290Yeah but the actual romance of this game, as in, the momotalks and literal relationship level up system, happens between the player and the characters, never between characters themselves, so unless their fantasy involves the girls cheating on each other with the Sensei it literally doesn't work
kan
>>537580150>>537580290Like this guy says, being seen in the same room together is all a shipper needs to let their imagination take the wheel and fill in the rest with whatever they want.
>>537580520Sex
grrr arf arf
>>537580445Will collab characters have MC pandering? I suspect not, which would be enough for shiptards.
Favorite kot among these?
>>537580150Have you literally never met a mentally ill shipper, they'll do anything to force their mental illness onto other people this is why you don't give them even an inch, you need to have ZERO tolerance with these subhumans or else your spaces WILL go down the shitter
>>537580772bitch
Most Erotic Tanuki!
what kind of lizard is Renge supposed to be
I read this post >>537580270 and I though it was pretty garbage to be honest with you
BIG TANUKI BALLSFAT TANUKI NUTSNOT SEXYNOT EROTIC
>>537580796I enjoy the eastern one best.
>bounty, scrimms tickets on mailShould I spend them now or save them for a future 2x bonus? Is there any coming up on global?
can I have a frog student
>>537580150Makoto is in love with Hina.
>>537581062No, you already missed out on x2 bounty
>>537581012So you're saying Michiru is a full-packaged futanari?
>>537579606Foom is not for coom!
>>537581202She is though, they're clearly exes
>>537580985green(red) basilisk
What would happen if I pulled off Eri’s hat?
>>537581218>you already missed out on x2 bountyFuck, my account is bricked? What do I do now...
>still no cat girl with big titsWhen
>>537581416She DIES
>>537581416She's bald
Why doesn't the Make Up Work club have a Group Story?
>>537581416It'd be extremely painful.
Where can I use Sumire (Lean dispenser)?
I hate fat people.Yes I do.I hate fat people.How 'bout you?
>>537579715the most important skill is iori's ex and sub skill, both are worthy investment that will serve you well beyond commissions. likewise tsubaki and serina are also worth investing into, particularly serina's ex and ns, and tsubaki's ns.the whole point is clearing the high level commissions while using the least amount of investments and on the few students that you will keep using and getting return from. even if you can't 3* the stage the first time.
>>537576880The halo is on... sus.
>>537581483She's a powerful witch
>>537581416Nobody would be able to recognize her and she would become extremely distraughtLike a yukkuri
>>537581431cats are meant to be lithe
>>537574857where is it
>>537581506Lunatic Hovercraft.
*Sniff sniff sniff*
Where is she...?
I can't believe key went too far and now momoi is dead
do you think Karin likes fried chicken
>>537567435>>537570131I like the range she has in her art. Everything from cutesy to spooky.
>>537580520
>>537581762How many /bag/gots know how to make and fry a croquette? I don't believe this, I don't think Sensei would know how to properly make and fry a croquette.
Hey
>>537581431
>>537581225omg ogoogee go back traitor
>>537581830suKarin’s L2D is her eating a corn dog so it’s not a stretch to extend that to other fried foods.
>>537581957It's just deep fried pre cooked meat in flaky bread crumbs.
>>537581783Has Kei ever apologized to Moi? Aris obviously did, but is Kei Saori-tier?
>>537582005tits too small
>>537581830As Dave Chappelle once said, if you don't like chicken and watermelon then there is something wrong with YOU.
Just unlocked vol F, I feel like I've come around to what the game is doing. If I played it years ago I'd probably have hated it with just how flawed some of the writing is, but I'm seeing that if you don't let that bother you the characters and setting really do feel comfy in a rather unique way. Happy to have been dragged into this.
>>537581948
>>537582085Yeah, and those are tough to make for the average Sensei.
>>537582095momoi deserved it she's an isakusan fed
>>537582005That’s a tiger
>>537582259There are no average sensei here.
>>537582119You're not getting a bigger cat
I like cute girls deeply caring about their friends and even hugging each other but seethe when artists present them as actual homos. Is this normal?
>>537581416I want to smell the inside of it
>>537582095Was Kei even the one doing the blasting that scene? Pretty sure the spooky robots activated arisu's sleeper agent form which did the blasting.
>>537581668
>>537582358Sensei should croakuette
>>537576392Industry Plant zoos
>>537582401Yes because they taint friendship with their homo delusions
there is a sticker book button in the optionswtf is that, it's the first time i see it
>>537582413Yes.
>>537582702I can feel this image.
>>537582490Frogs do not exist in the Momoverse, never ever bring up such far fetched fan fiction in my Kivotosverse ever again.
>>537579859SuzumiNonomiIbuki, Niya. Not very "secretly" for these.Vibes are just off on all of them.
>>537582953Pelolo is a frog. He has a long tongue.
>>537581589For you.
>>537583027Peroro is a hippo. A fat, ugly, drooling hippo.
>>537583027Delete this post right fucking now. before She finds you.
>>537582953Explain this.
>>537583027Peroro-sama is the lady of the land. You may be referring to some knock-off, one-off Hyakkiyakan ninja momofriend series.I will now proceed to kill you.>>537583184From another world. Fake and gay.
>>537581925may I ask what's the quickest way to acquire her? she'll be my next goal after I'm done with the shupos but her gem shop seems kinda painful to farm
>>537582095>Maki is directly harapan'd by Kei>walks it off>Momoi is hit by stray rubble>out cold for a dayMomoi is weak, there's no need to apologize for a kivotos hello
FUCK KANOE
>>537583262I think that farm is the only way barring getting lucky on pulls.
>>537581542Start liking fat women
Gyaru yuzu alt when
Peroro has zero sex appeal
>>537581561I can't do much with skill levels and equipment, but I used the permits we got from the koyukening to buy reports for Iori. At level 78 I could do up to munitions J at 3* but my tank dies in munitions K. I've only been leveling raid students so far, so my Serina is very weak too, and I just got Iori a couple days ago.Munitions J has a 25% drop chance for purple, I'll have to deal with it for now...
I bet Fumi uses racial slurs on the /toy/ board of kivochan
>>537583478ah hell
>>537565356the shupos will give me enough to maxx her
>>537582005>>537582391>leader of another school takes interest in her performances>freaks out and tries to usurp powerWhat’s her fucking problem?
>>537565356Don't know if it's still open but I made it this time
hifumi doesn't have the right certifications to kiss me
does anyone have an autism 100 friendship guide?? i really dont want to waste resources
>>537583706Kai tricked her
>>537565356
>>537583706Cherino a shit. Her instincts weren't wrong.
>>537583826It's ok, she likes to watch anyways
>>537583870Anon, you are about to embark down a cold, lengthy and tumultuous path. Are you sure you wish to proceed?
>>537583953Nagi really rubbed off on her
>>537583990I AM ALWAYS READY
>>537572643>I don't play BA
>>537583706Her point is the king bowing to another nation, making their vassals dance omg im in tears
Your mom lets you have TWO canon wives?
>>537584225Who's on the left? Looks retarded like Nonomi but the halo is wrong.
>>537583593I bet you feel stupid now.
>>537584365She's nothing but a mimory now...
>>537581925I love her spooky art
>>537584225Remember when people made it seem like Mimori was going to surpass Fuuka in wifeness?
After clearing out all my momotalks I think I can safely say millennium is my overall favorite school. I wasn't expecting to like the engineering department or Veritas as much as I did. Seminar, the GDD and C&C were already enjoyable. Hibiki best dog.
>>537584416GUH
I finally got 3* on the last EXP commission and it was somehow all thanks to Momoi burning things that Iori couldn't finish off, also god damn it Tsubaki why do you need a dedicated wrangler STOP RUNNING EVERYWHERE AAAAAAHHHHHAnd now, Iproceed to continue avoid doing commissions even though I need exp items and it's 2x because fucking 40 stamina fuck you
>>537578564god I wish. But even more than that I wish there was an ongeki cab near me.
>>537583826(You) agreed. She can get a kiss anytime she wants.
>>537572643I don't know why everyone is so angry today. Anyway, some retard hacked the servers and did some funny shit with it, the best was when he spammed everyone's cafes with a mischievous hacker girl as seen herehttps://x.com/Mesugaki0ni/status/1962141254906736892here's the official statementhttps://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1962242486241550408
>>537584546good job rice-senpai
>>537584225Yep
>>537574230post more /bag/ classics
What are your thoughts on Chise
>>537584589no means no
>>537584834no thoughts
You can't fuck your students
>>537584834One of my favorite students, and I smile every time she shows up
>>537584365the most beautiful girl in BA
>>537584834bing
>>537584880There is no such thing as a no. (You) easily give in to her demands.
>>537584834probably the most universally beloved student on /bag/
what does Renge's tail feel like
>>537584495why does she only have one farmable node? I've been playing for a couple months and I'm still not close to getting her!
>one day left>still missing 2 NPCsi will not make it... it is so bricked...
>>537585104imagine the red handjobs
>>537584834Was my favourite when I just started playing, until I found my wife.
>>537574758why is she so underrated? she keeps climbing on my student rankings, she's not a bitch at all, just a bit tsun
>>537585204I'm sorry anon... I've only been playing for a few months too but Hibiki surprised me when I was rolling for Himari. It's only a matter of time until you get her, double hard rewards next so do your best.
>>537584546does Midori help that much? I feel like Momoi does no damage at EX4, maybe I need to level her up more
>>537584834Still mad that I didn't get to pet her.
>>537585156NOI SAID NO
>>537585439She's a good dog. I really like the Kanna and Ako drawings that one artist makes.Ako can have angry sex with sensei (me) any day.
>>537585617>Wildbunt
>>537585617Tempest?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePW33ZmC04c
just read the root cause analysis from nexontechbros, we think they are full of shit right? there is no chance in hell some random cdn bucket would expose access to a system that lets you manipulate cafe characters without also MITM'ing your credentials
>>537585439Ako is the true girlfriend experience. Her bitchiness makes her so fucking hot. I want to fuck her raw all day every day.
>>537585617>Wildhunt in the logo>WildHunt in the in-game text
*ahem*wildgunt
Cheese
New collab soon
>>537585949She's only pretending to be retarded, don't fall for it
>>537585826>tfw I have to wait at least a year for her dress rerunat least I'll have plenty of time to save pyros
>>537585780I don't really understand your technobabble, are you implying this could have been an inside job?
>>537585581She was only there to let Momoi apply burn and to cycle skills faster since her EX is cheap, but she also helped a bit with keeping Tsubaki alive. Tsurugi would probably help a lot more but she makes wrangling Tsubaki even more annoying and I had literally nothing to increase her skills so I gave up quickly on that idea.
Nuke Red Winter
>>537585256scroll up it says you have until 9/9
>>537585971Probably
Patternfags will lose bigly at the end of the month without a collab announcement
>>537584834Her Chise attitude cracks me up, I don't know what it's called. Blunt?
Haruka (boy)
>>537584834bing therefore gogurt
>>537586683Black souls collab to celebrate both steam releases
Hifumi is only built for corner chair
>>537570906So fucking pissed I started after her NY Banner. I'm praying to spook her.
Ibuki impregnation
cumming all over kaede
>>537586683it's an anime eventi would vastly prefer that they announce a fun collab than a S2 for the anime
>>537587035This but babus
>>537587226Now that's thicc
>>537587226Thank you Asuna
>>537586383The CDN cloud rotational velocidensity was overwritten by RAM jugglers post C://
Praise baby Jesus. Only a few bond gear left
>>5375857801. The CDN was likely only used for asset caching instead of proxying everything2. I don't see anything wrong with having an API to change the CDN's backendFunds are safe
>>537587051
Thank you Akane
Pokemon collab but Misty
>>537587367thats a boy
>>537582447
>>537587746Nah
>>537587812Stop that
Neru is a hot woman
>page 4wake up /bag/
>>537588161This is an under $10 million a month gacha now
>>537588161>Sheside outside rerunwhy are we getting trash before a collab?
>>537588161
>>537587746What? You wouldn't fuck a hot boy? What are you, gay?
who'm I doin first boys
>>537565589Being a 'sideliner' is actually better given how the main story filled with edgeshit and unintelligible yapping. My schizo theory is that Nexon aware many players haven't progress the main story or skip the main story entirely. While event stories have more player participation without skipping. That, and they struggle making sense the made up bullshit that different writers came up with.
ERI POTTER DID YOU BREAK INTO SCHALE TO RAPE SENSEI AGAIN????-10000 POINTS TO WILD HUNT
>>537587584ASMR when
>tfw no wrestling club
>>537588308rude post
are we doing anything special for 9/11?
>>537588556I genuinely don't think it's a schizo theory at all, I'm certain events get way more reads than main storyEvents are 'here's 1-2 weeks to do specifically just this, please remember'. Main story is always there as one giant block and probably intimidates people who don't want to sit down and do it if they're not around when it had dropped.
>>537588592The average student can wrestle you just fine, bitch boy
>>537588592>No Big titty Hulk Hogan parody constantly covered in baby oil and tearing her shirt off to the annoyance of the rest of the traditional amateur wrestling club but she's legitimately good so they have to put up with herWhy even live
>>537588731Shunny and Kokona threads unless 9/12 is a student's birthday
Finally, a student I can overpower.
I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.
I want to kidnap Momoi!
>>537588545Iroha’s if you have her
>>537588782It's the showmanship
Unironically, being Sensei is suffering. You're in constant contact with girls who want you badly, but if you take advantage it would cause mass chaos in Kivotos.Imagine the blue balls.
>>537589120I like these vibes
As a newfag who should I borrow for Hovercraft field warfare?
Doing some wrestling on the bed with Alice
Elves are good for you
>>537588756I mean look no further than the amount of art Ayame/Azami got compared to Eri/Kanoe. You could just say it's the luck of the draw or Eri and Kanoe had the stream bonus but it's a pretty massive difference.
>>537589337Get with Kisaki she will keep it to herself
4 cats doujin but it's missing the cutest cat???
>>537589337Just keep things private
So am I supposed to get random gold gifts and then craft them into choice boxes? I don't think I'm ever going to upgrade any bond gear otherwise at this rate holy shit
>>537588580I have never watched Harry Potter but it still makes me laugh
>>537588731A second Koyuki will hit the servers
>>537565072>gunvolt referencePretty cool. Too bad only the first game's story was good.
>>537589472>>537589584Sensei is too high profile of a person that somebody would notice him with another student eventually.
>>537589748It was really weird to see it as the biggest thing ever and it just disappeared overnight when the movies were done
>>537589980What are they hiding for?
>>537588580If it can't get any traction and a single person has to keep it going, it isn't a good meme
Don't forget to be patted by your students, bag
>>537590062Those are hall monitors
>>537589973Yeah, you can argue that if they kept it only to Genryumon palace then maybe for a while, but anything intimate in Schale would be found out instantly
>>537590109paturday was saturday
>>537589997It remained firmly anchored in the public consciousness. Not even people screeching about the author being openly transphobic really did anything to dampen its popularity, all things considered.
>>537589973>>537589337Somebody should run for GSC president on the platform of legalizing polygamy, inshallah
Which students wouldn't give a single fuck if someone found out and might even hope that they do?
fucks placoom
>>537590250damn
>>537589337You'd also feel very isolated. You don't really have any real friends to confide in, you can't be using your own students for that. Gematria aren't really your 'friends' like people depict in memes, they're still extremely alien and you'd never really be able to be actual friends with them.When it comes to venting your frustrations or just talking things out with someone on your level your best bet is... robot and animal people. But you're still always gonna feel like an 'other', being the only male in Kivotos.I'm not advocating for other human males in the game because that's retarded but in a sense being the only human male would feel very lonely.
>>537590474Makoto would announce it in the Pandemonium Weekly by the next day
>>537590532What are you saving for?
>>537589337i hope there will be some point of sensei being "Vulnerable" and leans on his students
>England>Germany>US>Japan>China>Russia>ItalyWhen are we gonna get Korea in this Korean game? I get that the modern gook culture is not what anybody is lookling for, but what about traditional shit? Hanboks, the Mortal Kombat-looking hats, shamans, a club for people obsessed with Confucianism, a taekwando club (that still has to use guns) etc.
>>537590727But what student would he lean on first?
>>537590727That defeats the point of Sensei
>>537590805Millennium
>>537590304>3rd daughter of the 27th wife watches her mother neglected in favor of the attention whore and troublemaker wives>she herself only sees her father once a year, and is crowded out by the attention whore and troublemaker daughtersMaking an entire generation of spurned women who will kill your ass in retribution doesn't seem like a very good idea
>>537590805We have Shanhaijing and Hyakkiyako and gook culture is just an awkward mishmash of both.Millennium is basically the Korea stand-in.
what do girls smell like?
>>537589337Is there any student Sensei could have an open relationship without immediately causing a civil war in Kivotos?
Sex.With Ibuki.
>>537590887>>537590950I don't know why but I assumed Millennium was America. Does this mean everyone there is Asian?
>>537590858sensei(me) isn't perfect
>>537590887>>537590950Does anybody in Millenium even use Korean guns? Cause those do exist. I always thought of Millenium as more of a US stand-in, high-tech new power threating the dominance of Bongland and Germoney.
>>537591065America is Highlander
>>537585869It's Aris
>>537590679what? my pyro? >dAru>if lucky on dAru go Niya>Bluefes
>>537591000No. Even if there's a student okay with it, there's bound to be a lot of jealous students.
>>537591078The male fantasy is already reaching with what we've got, making sensei cry into their laps and them being alright with it would push this entirely into the realm of blow up sex dolls with zero resemblance to actual people
>>537591142
>>537591105Literally all the gook guns are just called Daewoo.Nobody cares about gook guns.
>>537591000It would skew the balance of power, and everyone would assume an innate bias to whatever her school isCan't happen until retirement EoS
>reading volume F>Mika hears Koharu is in trouble>gets there in like 5 secondsHowIs Mika that fast
>>537591065Millennium does feel more like America than Korea. Highlander is also America but feels like a different time than Millennium.
Adult fox
>>537590591She strikes me as the type who would have Chiaki candidly taking photos of them together to publish in the magazine along with rumors they are dating, while also finding a way to stick it to Hina.
>>537591443Mika ignores pathing by smashing through walls
>>537591105Do the South Koreans have any design that isn't AR derivative?
>>537591000Faust. Everyone in Kivotos would be afraid to wage a war against her.
>>537591443
>>537591443When you're a gorilla you can just go through walls
>>537591443>>537591560What he said. She is like the Juggernaut. Tsurugi does this too but she is more like the Juggernaut if he had social anxiety.
https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3028&thread=3123126>Reported the incident to KISA (Korea Internet & Security Agency) and are cooperating with the ongoing investigation into the attack and related security measures.So is the based retard who hacked the game yesterday going to be hunted down by the gook yakuza now?
>>537591638I really like the interpretation of Mika's halo here. It looks cool when it's all wavey like that
>>537591793It did not occur to me until just now that some halos might actually be moving.
>>537591342>>537591594USAS-12 is pretty iconic. They also have a bullpup.
I was backpacking for a few days. Is it maintenance Monday? Also, Koyuki hack sounds funny as hell, if anyone has a link to a /bag/ in that period I'd like to check it out
>>537591485She probably wouldn't care who knew that she was dating Sensei. She's already a criminal as it is so what''s one more chaotic incident on top of all of that?
>>537591907Mika's just moves slowly in a circle but the idea that it goes faster when she's fighting is a cool one. Tsurugi's drips like ketchup
>>537591939Most attribute that to US since it started with Gilbert Equipment Co. and was just contracted to Daewoo Precision Industries
>>537592017i still have the threads in my tabs since i was also busygo check >>537376916 onwards
>>537591774They're going to hack his PC and fill it with images of Chihiro.
>>537591342Bro, the USAS-12 with frag rounds on Operation Metro in Battlefield 3?
>>537590474Koyuki would tell everyone she's dating Sensei and "prove" it with deepfakes
>>537591907They are animated on chibi models. Just Tsurugi for now as far as I know.
>>537592210That, too, would definitely land Koyuki in Korean prison
Millenium is actually China. China can have two schools, as a treat.
>>537592017Starts around here >>537382572
>>537575603There are 5 drawings by him on that canvas.Can you spot them all?
>>537592215Mika's too but it's just slow and subtleKinda funny that they're the only ones
>>537592113>>537592215I somehow never noticed that about her halo despite seeing her a lot. I guess my mind just filtered out the detail since it seemed so natural.
>>537566075last time I went to the doctor was because I was cumming blood
Can Alice get pregnant?
>>537591465I know at least one other guy here interprets Highlander as being frontier-era US; I'm also inclined to agree.
>>537592501Only one way to find out
>>537592501Don't think about the princess like that
zoos...
>>537588898Imagine a Shawn Michaels student that's always flaunting her crotch and calling herself a sexy girl
>>537566075last time i went to the doctor because i had severe ingrown toenail and had the doctor to remove half of my toenail.
>>537590830Bina
>>537565356draft doko
>>537582153>Just unlocked vol F, I feel like I've come around to what the game is doing. If I played it years ago I'd probably have hated it with just how flawed some of the writing isWhat's flawed with it?
>>537592760Did it grow back?
>>537591443She's goku in a world of yamcha, she is just stronger than everyone else.
>>537592804Next thread
>>537592549Train robber club with yankee cowbay hat grils where
>>537592549Native American (Brown) student when?
>>537592883it did, though with slight color difference and faint straight line between the old one and new one.
>>537591465>Millennium does feel more like America than Korea.What makes Americans feel this? Not shooting it down, just curious.Every other school seems pretty obvious with it's origin. Millenium seems generic enough that I've always assumed either it WAS a generic no-source school or it was supposed to be Korea because what else.Guns are often a useful identifier but Koreas military is propped up so hard by America that it feels a bit blurry.I know America is home to the current big tech congolmerates, but the shit Millenium is usually doing with robots and weird novelty shit feels more whacky Asian tech that the Japs / Koreans throw out than, y'know, Google / Apple mostly.Just a take that seems pretty common enough it's plausible but as a Euro it's hard to see anything American about them, probably because American to me is basicly still Westerns and whatnot.
>>537590586Arons is Sensei's best friend!
>>537592760That's so fucking disgusting I bet it was all pussy and stank like hell too.Why are wappifags like this
>>537593090And why is that wrong?
>>537592883nta but they usually hit the base of the nail with an corrosive solution of some kind to make sure (at least the part causing problems) doesn't grow backt. has both big toes perma-trimmed on both sides
>>537593180>the shit Millenium is usually doing with robots and weird novelty shit feels more whacky Asian tech that the Japs / Koreans throw outNigga Boston Dynamics has been clowning on the azns for years now, Japanese robots haven't wowed anyone since the zeroes. The Japanese government even acknowledged this.
>>537593324You are also so disgusting and I yelled nooo to myself when I saw her foot appear.Why are you guys like thisClean your feet, wear shoes in the shower to fucking prevent this fucked up advanced Athlete's foot Now I'm imagining Kasumi with a fucked up nail like that and I hate it
>>537590586This is realistic. Being the only game in town too, the girl's network is magnified a hundred times. If you kissed a chick on the forehead half of Kivotos is going to know about it 12 hours later. So you plod along, having a good time with everyone but not being able to go in with anything. Sorta like Hugh Hefner except you don't fuck
>>537593090That's like saying any main character in any story to ever exist is a "plot device", its a retarded statement. "Oh fuck he solves peoples problems because its his job as set up by the story, what a shitty plot device, this character shouldn't exist, why do characters have motives?? "
>>537592831Same general plot repeated over and over maybe?Student makes incredibly poor decisions that could have been avoided with some communication, and sensei fixes things and tells them it's alright because he'll always be thereIt works, but it's a little repetitive. Volume 4 chapter 1 was an excellent change of pace
there had better not be a single babu next thread
The things I would do to Wakamo's anus...
>>537593598>Student makes incredibly poor decisions that could have been avoided with some communicationThat's called being a teen girl
>>537593230surprisingly, it had no pus and that means it wasn't infected and "clean"
>>537593669Not a one, I pinky promise
Simply have sex with every student, that way no one is left out and no one gets jealous.
>>537593679And telling the same story over and over again is how you fall out of serializationFortunately, volume 4 (only chapter 1), volume F, and lots of events aren't that. Even the deca stuff seems to be more about Arisu and Kei finding their way in the world AFTER getting their sensei-isms
>they do it for free
>>537593870
>>537593990>beefy calvesnice
>>537593180>Millenium seems generic enoughThat's exactly why I assumed it was America. I'm sure people outside the country would think it is a presumptuous thing to say but America is the default global location so naturally anything nondescript is very easy to ascribe to the place.
>>537594046You get credits for every raid borrow
>>537588556>>537588756>>537589462Utterly retarded posts made by newfags who weren't there when volumes 3 and F came out. Ayame/Azami don't get art because they're boring characters with boring designs in a boring volume with a boring cast known as volume 5.Just because one volume is weak doesn't mean the entire main story is weak. Eden treaty was ultimately what saved BA and convinced people to stick around (if you thought it was bunny chasers you fell for a newfag narrative from people who weren't there at the time)
>>537593598>>537593881The whole point of Blue Archive is that it is a world ruled by kids so they need an adult to guide them take responsability of their actions. Otherwise they start killing each other like in Lord of the Flies...
>>537594137You also get credits just by putting them there.
>>537593673like french kissing it
Will there be a maint for Total Assault?
Just reached 15 bond with Nonomi right on her birthday how cute
>>537594201The world has existed for a while without you being there, potentially for eons, and you probably won't be there foreverSummoning a random adult with a fairy ring is probably just an emergency measure for when things start getting out of hand or when external parties invade and start fucking with things
>>537594541Nonomiss wants 20 for her bond gear, step it up
>>537594193Snake hair is peak design though.
>>537593598The entire point of the game is that they're kids, they are not adults, that's not a writing flaw, that's not a mistake, that's called writing something on purpose. They exist to be children running society in a world without adults, the police are children, the shop keepers are children, the people running the trains are children, they're all kids in a world with no adults, except one, called sensei. Its kind of a poignant take on society almost, it would be a lot more poignant without the dog people.The flaw of children is always going to be that they're stupid; they're incredibly strong and active, but they're also stupid, bad at communication, they start fights for stupid reasons, they get in over their heads, and they fuck things up due to their immaturity. And the one adult in the world exists to sort through their mess each time, and figure out how they can face forward again.Its like Charles in Charge, but with anime.He's there for kids, so kids are there for him, as we see in volume F. Volume F it was their turn to pull their weight a bit, even though sensei was still there to guide them.
Are >we rolling?
>>537594575>The world has existed for a while without you being there, potentially for eons, and you probably won't be there foreverit actually hasn't
>>537594786>special>not meta>not limitedskippu
>>537594575Sensei got summoned just before everything went to shit. Without him Kivotos would had nuked itself.>Abydos on the verge of disappearing>Trinity-Gehenna tensions>Millennium's robot niggers >Arius jihadists>Chingchenghanji's coup shitAnd many other things I forgot to list
>>537594824It hasPay attention to the implications of the Dweller's dialogue and his backstory
>>537594689Hair that is ACTUAL snakes is taking it too far and doesn't fit in BA
>>537594707And you are explicitly and meta-ly a foreigner. An outside party, not native to the world and not built into it's workings, vulnerable to everything and carrying a common sense foreign to how kivotos operates, but necessary because of how other outsiders have put actual death on the menuThe point of the game is what you wrote out, but the point of the world is not to exalt one dude as jesus
>>537594575Maybe you should have actually thought about why sensei was summoned, and why he was summoned at that specific time.
>>537594575>The world has existed for a while without you being thereThe world is canonically a year away from getting annihilated "without you being there"
>>537594949Kivotos hasn'tThe world has been through different versions over the agesThe world of children is a new worldThe ruins throughout Millenium should already tell you how the other societies faired without sensei
>>537594957I think it makes sense for a club like Nature’s Beauty.
This is the whole point of Blue Archive.
>>537594976NTA but that's the general exercise of writing self-insertions, Sensei inhabits a world with bulletproof children and yet he can effortlessly add something to every dispute and compliment every personality. That's a hell of a lot more pull than Jesus ever had in his lifetime.
>>537594957That's like being mad catgirls with actual tails exist.Youkai in the youkai school better fucking capitalize on it.
im baking seia bread
>>537594942>>537595054How is this different than what i said? Things are going to be bad, were bad, or are so bad that prez needs to reset the timeline, so you get summonedThe specifics aren't terribly important, you're a foreign problem solver because the world at it's very inception was lacking something
I appreciate the beauty of nature, will they let me into their club?
>world sucks>life sucks>my local sports team sucksI'm kinda tired reading all negative news. Any positive news I could read or any positive content I could watch?
>>537595316Jesus expelled actual demons. In BA terms this would be like Sensei fist-fighting Black Suit on top of the Kaiser Tower.
>>537595179>muh sensei is the key to all creationI cannot believe that the unabashed magnitude of sensei praise the story provides isn't enough for some people
>>537595316Bulletproof children are still children and act like children without much life experience. It makes sense they can be improved by a guiding figure who actually has gone through adulthood.Or ruined if they run into someone like Beatrice
>>537595548end yourself seia idiot
>>537595569now i need to look for yakuza/rgg x BA art...
>>537595737>>537595737>>537595737
>For the 1000th time since steam BA launched, the thread has gone into "Sensei is a plot device, I hate that he's there, I hate that he saves people, it should just be the students only, why does this self insert shit character exist, it should just be the students, why does the game pretend that he's ever helped or saved anyone at all in the entire game, I hate him, why do the girls like him, why do the girls appreciate him, they should hate him, why do we even need sensei, I want chapters with no sensei, I want events with no sensei, why isn't this a yuri game, why is there so much sensei, I hate that you people don't hate your self insert character" yet againWhy is it the steam release that brought in this sort of poster?
>>537595698Nagisa is also part brit government
>>537595685If you're just realizing this now, quit BA. There is nothing for you in this game in terms of story and character writing if you fundamentally reject the purpose of sensei in the setting. And if you reject the story, BA has nothing to offer you anymore. At most it's more practical to uninstall and just fap to new uploads on exh / boorus
I relate to chise heavily. I fucking hate critical thinking and would rather live the rest of my days as a vegetable.
>>537595569>Sensei fist-fighting Black Suit on top of the Kaiser TowerThat would be kino
>>537594976damn you're retarded
>rejecting senseiwtf? that's new for me
>>537595756>I want events with no senseiI mean Code:Box was basically that.
>>537595698And beatrice is a foreigner with no business in kivotosSomething odd caused the desertification & decline of abydos and Yume's deathArisu and Kei are artificial fruits of some other partyGematria was supplying lethal arms to ariusThe colour and the twilight are capable of permanently harming studentsAll foreign elements. Kivotos can operate and be "stable" on it's own retarded logic, but needs help against other adults and external threats
>>537595964We got a Sensei that hates himself and thus rejects his own existance. He is from one of the bad timelines.
>>537595569Man don't spoil the final fight of blue archive like that.
>>537595756Who are you quoting?
>>537595756No one's falling for it, monkey.
>>537595569Be like Shirou vs Kirei
>>537592906Hoshino would beat the shit out of Mika
>>537597563Hoshino has no feats lol
Howdy.
Sup
>rank 25Roogi spotted and over 3 stars
How was the nihahack for you koyukianon?
I was at church so I missed it
Well shit
I also completely missed it, came back home to find the game in maintenance. Shame I missed out on the fun.
I like the compensation
