Previous: >>537607216>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Narita Brian (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)Next Rate Up: K.S. Miracle (Alt 3*), Hishi Miracle (Alt 3*), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
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>UnbrickedDanchou stop the gaslight, we're actually Bricked
Game will stay 10 turns without rainbows them gives you this
>>537626120Is there seriously this much of a gap between 3LB and MLB haru?! You've gotta be fucking kidding me. I'm gonna fucking kill whoever told me to cleat it,
>>537626220I mean, you can probably cope with Event Guts Mambo.
I SHANT CLICK ON ANY YOUTUBE LINK
>>537626189Go for it.
>>537626220>cleating urara when people kept telling you she would eventually be coreholy retard
>>537626265About that...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R18MfCqFkrkI'm posting this every day until you fags like it.
My Kingu...
>>537626370kek it's over
>>537626220You didn't really cleat her card, right, anon?
>>5376260811 is a very unlucky number for Suzuka
>>537626280https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqTm3QXz2g0Click on this one though
>>537626220>I'm gonna fucking kill whoever told me to cleat it,why the fuck would you do that? why would you listen to them? Would you jump off a bridge if they said to as well?
>>537626397Of course not.but nobody in my club wants to trade shoes so I'm only at 1LB
>>537626220This is the 10k friend points card right? Does it increase price everytime you purchase it lke other free SSRs?
>>537626549Fortunately, no.
>>537626549Nope, flat 10k per card
Takuto!
Uma willing to eat my ass?
https://youtu.be/D9iD1ekEPDUso this guy can talk normally why does he talk with those long intonations in his videos
>>537626397No but i did cleat rice shower SSR
>>537626525But you buy her with friend points not club points. Just retain class 5 or 6 in TT and you'll MLB her within a month or so.
>>537626678eigo muzukashiigaijin retarded-desuKITASAN GO
Kneel
>don't gamble all run>have very solid hors>triple/quad rainbow shows up that requires a one-time gamble>pray to hors god to be merciful>succeedsMiguelHererraGoingSuperSaiyan.gif
>>537626871>no S Long
>>537626871>no LONG Si stand
>>537626871>Pure Heart Lvl 5I know what you are
>>537626871This shit doesn't have a chance against a properly built end closer
God, I LOVE getting night owl right before summer camp!
I still remember when P2W games were publicly shamedhow did gacha games break out of that stigma
>>537626871My Nakayama Festa can easily beat that horse. Unfortunately she is only imaginary
>>537626871>no S long>no S positionI look forward to her titebond 2 cameo in my next carpentry project
Did the 90% winrate guy ever make a video about the taurus cup
>>537626871I pray that you make countless Gold Ship meta slaves cry.
>>537626871>pot5, level 5 ultbased
>>537626871Honestly, with Creek's stamina unique you could've gone with more power. That's the advantage with umas with unique stam recovs, you can be a little loose with the stamina goal.
Give it to me straight because I refuse to farm more than this one.
>>537627038its good enoughyour image sir?
>>537626954he lost lol why would he make one he's even getting clowned on by westoid sloptubers
>>537627038yep that's more than enough
>>537626871>relying on pure heart to procKek. Me and my Gold Shit will run right past you.
>>537626953S position is useless, you want S track
>>537626954who?
>>537627038Good shit, couldn't beat it myself
>>537627097thanks lmao>>537627110
>>537627038So this is THE PHANTOM HORSE... TOKINO MINORU...
taishin please
the secret to beating night owl is to ignore it and well rest it away
>>537627038Anon is so ashamed of his uma he won't even post her
>>537626871retard
>>537627172You needn't bother with Lone Wolf against my imaginary Nakayama Festa, since she has it herself. Then again, she is imaginary, so it's possible that yours will still work
I don't like this festaschizo
I think imaginary friends are cool
>>537627172>315 witgood if shit procs, bad if not
>>537627247My father told me to never be ashamed of our umas.
>>537626954yes
another 3* power sparks...
What are we thinking?
>>537627457hopeless...
>>5376274573-4
>>537627457>Only one E+Bwo...
>4 rainbows on speed>accidentally click rest at full energy while trying to watch somethingITS OVER
>>537627450
>>537627450>3* power>2* long>straightaway spurt>URA finale 3*fuck you
>>537627548this is why I didn't disable the confirmation screen
>>537627457I always had an 100% win rate on hopeful with Mayano
>>537627450power is good you absolute retard
>>537627450fuark what are the parents' sparks on that monster?share your code
>>537627415
>>537627375I love free will
I want to grind some more but I'm out of TP and TP pots, but I don't want to spend carats. Fuck this energy system
>>537627548I unironically turned back both warnings because of misclicks.
3/3 really feels miserable sometimes compared to 4/2. I know it's a highroll game, but when you go the whole career without any value trainings because the rainbows take turns showing up single, it's tilting. 4/2 you at least get the occasional dopamine press even on bad runs.
>>537627457i lost with 500 speed 400 stam so yeah this shit is rigged
>>537627481>>537627489>>537627507>>5376275825th
i just imagined your imaginary horse into an imaginary glueit has quite the bond strength square of negative one newtons to be precise
>>537627668I think 3/3 only works on speed bonus umas. There's just not that many good stam options compared to speed
>>537627641>Addicted to gambling
>>537627668>it's tilting.is this the new "salty" urban slang?
>>537627687simply do not get blocked
>>537627641I want to grind out my 130 TP pots, but my Kitasan is only 3LB and I feel like it would be inefficient to farm them now. Fuck this MLB-ing system.
>>537627116you're a soulless metafag doe
>>537627625
>>537627692ah, the late start into blocked combo
>>537627692Yeah you need like at least 350-400 spd to be safe
>>537627736what?>>537627715I'll keep that in mind.
>>537627736its ssmb lingo
>>537627450ID?
>out of tp pots>not even finished with parents>CM in a weekShould i do it
Damn, this is my biggest horse ever. Beat of the Rising Sun intensifies
>>537627375hard knock life
>>537627873>no On Your LeftBro
>>537627736Tilt has been in use for decades anon
>>537627873is this the legendary Front Urara backliner?
>>537627862How you do it, ffs. Just grind the game for 10 hours straight every day?
Does the URA final length matter in terms of sparks to pass down? Like if I'm building for Long but get into a Medium URA Finale, that doesn't matter too much right?
>>537627851>>537627625ID736770648191
>>537627997It doesn't matter.
>>537627873Sick mile runner, bro.
>>537627916I'm too fucking poor for pot5. Still trying to save up enough to pot5 my wifegroove
>>537627997it doesn't matter other than shorter distance finals being harder to win if you've been building a lot of stam at the expense of speed
>>537627997nope
Curse of the Opera
>>537628010thanks taishinfag
Reminder not to join public open rooms for CM. They're people from the network of discords that aren't putting their real teams up and are just trying to gather early test info to beat teams like yours.
who do i run as my third honse for gemini cup if i'm already using narita taishin and agnes tachyon
>>537628039>>537628053>>537628062Thank you my friends, I will bless your future runs.
>>537627945A career is like 30 minutes max, even faster if you skip all dialogue and races. You could grind out a ton with just 3 hours of playing every day.
>no rainbow during summer
>a bunch of my day 1 bros quit the game even after they got the plat Taurus titlebros was the accelerated schedule really that bad? gemini is next week already right?
>had a moment of clarity where I realized even if I get a 9 start UMA finale spark it will still potentially not trigger every runbeginning to rethink things.
>>537626220>guts cardisn't it still a brick
>>537628308It's 2 weeks actually, you sign up next week then the cup is a week after that.
>>537628348this is why you have super high affinity by overlapping the same race wins with grandparents + parents it has no upper limit
>>537628359Its top meta card after guts buff
>fail a lot of trainings>fuck it i will do whatever this run>raise wit for funthis was better than i expected. almost got 12k
How deep YOURs autism goes, anon?
>>537628348Only your highrolled runs matter, your consistent runs are unusable anyway.
>>537626220I have never seen anyone here recommend a cleat of a shop card, sorry you got tricked by some hooligan elsewhere.
>>537628363I don't remember the signup period being a week, it was 3 days iirc
>>537626382I clapped.Love my king.
>>537628475I'd link you my excel spreadsheet but it's out of date now.
wait till this general finds out that guts mambo is SS tier
>>537628475I satiate my autism by worldbuilding random settings and playing paradox slop. Funny horse phonegame is for just clicking through
>>537628475I have over two thousand hours in wurm unlimited.
>>537628475>a txt with all his horsesthis isn't autism this is a tryhard real autists would make a .json with an ui where you imput all your horses, skills, and sparks that you can use to sort or find parents
Why does my favorite horse always look like shes on the verge of crying when you look into her eyes.its Nice Nature
>>537628913she doesn't want to be with you
>>537628913She misses me but is stuck with you.
Take your garbage back, please.>>>/v/719623137
>>537628956You can sit on the chair
Which is better, 8 stars in distance total(but 2 stars in representative horse) or 7 stars total, but 3 stars in representative?
>>537628913haru called her a fucking ummer
Bros, is cygames actually evil? I thought they were a wholesome company...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LNzH495CQI
>>537628986I feel like representative doesn't matter at all, more and spread is better for the gold inspiration to pick it easier
>>537626714You monster.
>>537628475cells > just walls of text
>>537628986>>537629075Don't parents have double chance to pass down sparks compared to grandparents?
>no Gourmand>No BoFA>No Maestro
She's so goddamn cute, bros. She's like one of the girls in this game that I just cannot sexualize. When I think of her, I think of a dorky daughter.
I missed my chance to roll for kit but my bank Ok'd a $2000 loan so I have enough for the next banner roll. Is the rerun worth it or should I save that for another support? How long will kit stay relevant?
>>537627450EXPLODE DIE DIE DIE
>>537629229She's definitely a hors.
>>537626370Literally me, though I started when there was like 3 days left of the event
The quota is now 3 million daily. Do your runs or get kicked.
>>537629237Kitasan will stay relevant forever
>>537629229no cap
>>537629229she's wearing a thong. you don't need to sexualize her because she's doing the job herself
>>537629237bro, don't take out a loan to roll on a fucking gacha.
https://www.kfc.co.jp/campaign/umamusume
>DEBUT: LOST >CHARMING: NONE >SPURT: UNPROCCED >LONG: UNPROCCED >SUPPORTS: IN GUTS >REST: NIGHT OWL>G1 RACES: LOST >COOLDOWN: AGEMASEN >SUMMER: NO RAINBOWS >LOTTERY: TISSUE >AKIKAWA: NOT MAXXED >WIT: 1*
The club I'm in is psuedo-dead and I'm only sticking around because of friends obligation. Do you earn club points by donating shoes? Or do you only earn that from the monthly thing along with friend points
>>537628913Because she's an anthropomorphization of an animal being abused for the entertainment of peofligate bourgeoisie. She knows that if she doesn't perform adequately she'll be sent to a chink slaughterhouse to be turned into glue and fertiliser. Which is why she's beaten, abused, mindbroken and pumped full of drugs for half of her life before eventually being pimped out into an incestual prostitution ring.
>>537629550If you're not donating shoes every day the club is dead because of you
>trying to make vodka ace>4speed/2power>11ura final sparks spread on 4 legacies>dont trigger a sinle ura spark>dont get a single rainbow speed on summer>best training was on the last day before ura finals, triple rainbow 35%, failedPlease vodka, lemme give you TWO beautiful ss+ stats
tfw no rainbow
My club has some spots open if anyone wants a chill club! No fan expectations; do as much or as little as you want. Our old danchou was great and got the club to A rank, but now we're sitting at a B. /uma/chill is the name! /uma/chill without the strange spacing the game adds in.
>Pretty fantastic Ace run>Long S achieved>stats good>Super Creek gave Maestro>McQueen not showing up, cooldown in question>Senior year summer ended>Shit Shit Shit>November approachesDirector carrot field event shows up, BOFA granted, run saved, ace locked inYou know what, sometimes this game is ok.
>>537629591>NTA>club semidead>be top one with only 40M>half of the club barely play/donate>post "don't give up" daiwa sticker and say good day>everyone is active>everyone donate>now we are 5 at 80M>club is B rankkinda fun but holy shit daiwa fucking saved my club i love her
>>537629419I'm getting destroyed in CM though, my oguri can't even hit the stam check without dropping speed down to 800.
danchod here do your runs or get kicked. plenty of actives to recruit after the cooldown.
Could've had a couple skills to pass down...
>>537629591That's because no one is requesting for it so I don't even know what happens if I donate
>>537630107You get 10 crowns each time you donate
>>537630021the cunny wasn't top...
>>537629458i wish kfc was more fun in the states.
Sakura Bakushin O cured my depressionhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/-EF1UNoCxSM
>>537630272>NEVER KILL YOURSELF>BAKUSHIN
Any codes to use, I don't think I've seen any released?
As an Officer, it is your duty to withdraw invites sent by the danchou to low fan count shitters. It's a dirty job and yes if he catches you he'll probably have a melty and kick you but someone has to do it.
I want to see Teio's world record forward bend.
>>537629401Musaka chose that outfit for her though. She probably doesn't even know what a thong is.
>>537630349A grim responsibility but one I accept with determination
>>537629458Global when????
>>537630405Musaka you fucking chad i kneel
>>537629458Why isn't there a western campaign for this? Does KFC hate money?
>>537629419I put all my carat purchase on buy now pay later and never pay them back. What are they going to do, repossess my horse girls?
>finally getting good parents>finally getting good sparks>created 5 of my strongest horses in the past 2 daysI cannot stop winning
>>537629237Just wait for the rerun banner bwo. You don't even need to pay up
>>537630497>"it's finger lickin' good" next to giant condor tittiesStrongest in the world indeed
>>537630497Manbo
>>537630732
>seriru will release a gemini video this weeklet's go bros
>>537628308I don't want to doompost it's pretty brutal desu. accelerated cm plus non accelerated gibs isn't a good combo
>>537628308my intention is to hopefully get gemini plat, then cruise control for a bit.
I don't want to train any of these
>>537628308It's more like they realized the grind wasnt worth it and/or the game is pay 2 win
>>537630497you're a couple of years too late newfaghttps://x.com/Arbys/status/999681432166350848
>catposter>makes a vile concern trolling baitpost
Sex with oji-sans.
>>537631034yeah. we are losing a lot of carats/energy/monies daily
>>537631034That's true it's hard to stay mentally locked in with 3 week CMs and lacking the additional login bonuses/ TP regen / end of month rewards given on a schedule that isn't 1.6x accelerated. I'm just gonna make good enough aces with 3x borrows and be happy if I get a coin flip final.
>schedule is accelerated>TT and club rewards, the biggest source of carat income, aren't acceleratedThis is literally inexcusable
>>537631535>we will get accelerated JP anniv on time>but global half anni will compensate everyone by giving out whatever we don't get due to accelerated scheduleyou rike?
>>537631535We didn't even get gibs when ass wonder kicked the bucket.
>>537631746insanely brown take>legendary race horse that has been characterized in the franchise passes away>sea negroid: "urmmmm are we gonna get free shit for this????"
ei ei mun
I'm never getting an A rank horse...I'm such an ass of a trainer
>>537631746JP didn't get gibs either though, so that's different from the accelerated event timeline.
>>537631295Stay Gold had a rough life
>>537631913Good one.
>>537631913Haru believes in you, anon. You'll get there.
>>537631829>le legendary horse le respect the legacyThe industry doesn't give a shit about the horses outside of being breeding stock yet I'm supposed to venerate and treat them with dignity all of a sudden? Fuck off. Give me my carats.
do i redo this for long + uraeveryone else already has long + ura
>>537631829you're going to really get him mad with that post.
>stay gold is quirky but normal actually>all the batshit insane women all come from the mejiro clanpoor gold had his name tarnished by women
>>537632075you're brown AND jewish
>>537632117yes
>>537631191Bro your 1 million Maruzensky run for Danchou?
can someone post the next CM race conditionsI forgot if I need standard or non standard distance
>>537632075could you be a bigger sea otter right now
>>537632276https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meetingGemini or Cancer?
>>537632162>pointflag was fucking crazy>mcqueen lost 14B on one racei'm suspecting golshi is more mejiro than gold
>>537632276tokyo turf 1600m left handed firm sunny summer
>>537632276Gemini? standard3200m
>>537632075Neither does the Industry care about what some brown SEANigger with a thinly grown pedostache from Pinang Baris selling Paq-Paq in the street thinks about Japanese horse racing.Why should they care what you want?
there is no way i can compete in the mile CMi got just vodka and nothing else mile-wise
pachinko minigame when?
>>537632168You support an industry that unceremoniously sends off hundreds of thousands of horses to slaughterhouses annually turn them i to cheap meat to feed the mouths of thousands of SEAniggers. All the while calling me a SEAnigger for not treating these horses with dignity. The irony is palatable.
>>537632075this post smells of pagpag
>>537632457career mode is basically a pachinko
>>537632470
>>537632329>>537632369>>537632370thanks, I had a shitload of greens prog on this and forgot what I might possibly needThe elusive S-Rank... so close ... I can almost taste it ...
we need more gibs and better banners
>>537632369Perfect for Big Niger Suzuka
>pulls out the "horse industry is le evil" card in a race simulator pretty girl pachinko game generaloh, so he was just fishing for attention
>>537632452You get a hidden whale killing buff if you run Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet together
>>537632589>so close You're only halfway there
>>537632483Do Seafags unironically think the horse meat they eat comes from thoroughbreds?
>>537632635but anon i wasn't even trying, this was just a 9* stamina parent run
>>537632483Uh oh melty.
>>537632605It's a video game, made for my entertainment. You're the one moralising about me disrespecting horses while playing a video game that treats horses like shit. Maybe don't clutch at pears when you actually don't really give a shit about the morality of it all?
>>537632659I ate horse tartare in japan. It was mushy and flavorless. And now that I play this game, I feel a little weird about it sometimes.
>>537632483do you have a single fact to back up your claims? Go on, use your grubby little brown hands to type in your chat jeetPT so it can come up with a clever rebuttal for you.
>BewareThis club advertises itself as a casual club but the danchou has a hidden fan quota. It's honestly the worst of both worlds. Every month danchou purges the lowest 3-5 fan collectors even though some logged in each day, gave/asked for shoes, and chatted. When the top collectors ask why, danchou says he kicked "leachers and quitters", though anyone paying attention knows it is a lie and it's a sleazy way to run a club.Don't be a bitch, Terkes. Running a "casual" club with high fans isn't cool if you're shifty about the rules. If you want to run a sweaty club advertise it, as I'm sure some of the active people you kicked would have hit the fan quota if you had the balls to tell them.
honestly idol industry is more evil than horse racinghorses are just dumb animals while idols are actually human beings
horse meat is one of the cleanest parasite free meat you can ever eat
>>537630546>yakuza shows up, copies over your account then deletes it from your phoneyes
>>537632725Why does your parent run have a higher score than my witmaxxed Bakushin?
>>537632784Capybara marinade is pretty tasty. you should try it
>>537632784thats because horses aren't bred for meat, they are animals of burden if you were to eat like an oxen that was toiling 20 years in the soil dragging a plow through ricefields it would taste like shit as well
>You're the one moralizing
>>537632452for me it's>vodka late>grass debuffer>hishi end (I WILL pull her)
>>537632823>honestly idol industry is more evil than horse racingtrue>horses are just dumb animals while idols are actually human beingsmeh
Do I racemaxx or staminamaxx for my parent runs? I want a better chance at getting 3* stamina sparks but I'm not sure if that's more important than getting in more races/epithets for affinity
>>537632809Based, my dancho should take notes
The only time I saw and tried hors meat was in Italy. I still feel uneasy about that.
>>537632823>horses are just dumb animalsBrownest take one can have.
>>537632809based
I'd like to call King Halo's mum a used up hag while I cum in her daughters superior horse pussy
>>537632914it's not the taste lmfao. It's just odd playing a horse girl game and having eaten raw horse before. >>537632902I've eaten guinea pig, any similarity? Probably just a lot bigger.
>>537632962affinity > slightly higher chance of a 3* stamina sparkSome uma might have an easier time if they have good stamina growth rate, you can easily train a bit less speed because you don't need 1200 to beat URA
>>537632452run 2 late races to bloat the lane and block other players. they must be loaded with debuffs
I'm not a savage so I've never eaten horse in my entire life
>>537632809this is why it's better to just state your quota even if it's a small relaxed one and let people weed themselves out who don't care for quotas even tiny ones (ie they can go to shitter clubs where everyone leeches and maybe shoe trades).Even if the quota is something like "5 days no login/fan gain without heads up = kick" or something
>>537632962Hitting the 1100 threshold increases your odds by 1%
>>537632659Anon where do you think the disposed of horses go? Maybe google it? Or ask grok?
>>537632809Fucking based.
>>537632962ideally you want to do both. You want to target all the G1's your ace races, and all your grandparents should have done the same.
>>537632823>horses are just dumb
>>537632809Hmm i cant help but nooooootice that you didn't mention if the kicked people actually played the game, just that they logged in to trade shoes and chat, curious
>>537633064It's 7PM in Metro Manila so go figure we are talking about eating horses right now.
>>537633153oh yeah?well why havent the horses made their first move yet buddy?
>>537632902https://files.catbox.moe/rq4inl.mp4FUCK YOU
>>537633153i read that as equine warfare and i was like wtf is that
>>537632848Turn 2 charming + turn 10 or so Fast Learner + a lot of maxed out hints + good inheritance progs + very good summer trainings + winning all racesI didn't spend a single skill point the moment fast learner came to beI mean fucking hell, fast learner + maxed out hints turn a 160points skill into a 80 points skill, pumping your rating HARD
>>537633153>Team hopes findings will help improve equine welfare
>>537632795Sure, here you go.The majority of underperforming racehorses that do not show potential for breeding face uncertain futures after their racing careers end. A portion—estimated between 15% to 40% depending on region and resources—is retrained for second careers in disciplines like eventing, show jumping, or as therapy and companion animals. However, a large number are sold at low-level auctions or through private sales, often ending up purchased by kill buyers, who attend auctions specifically to buy horses cheaply and ship them to slaughterhouses—often in Mexico, Canada, or other countries where horse slaughter is legal. Around 10% to 20% or more, depending on the country, are sent directly to slaughter, either domestically or through export to nations where horse slaughter is legal. Some are retained by former owners as pasture pets or for light use, but a portion ends up neglected, abandoned, or living in poor conditions due to lack of interest or resources. While there are increasing efforts to support aftercare and retraining, the reality is that the number of retiring or underperforming racehorses still outpaces the demand for second careers, making their long-term welfare an ongoing challenge for the racing industry.
>>537633064The only place I've ever even seen Horse meat being served is in Japan...
>borrow run>sleep deprived + night owl on first sleep (5%)>shrine visit failed to dispel (10%)>slow metabolism from food event (10%)this run seed is fucked, instant glue
i don't need long Syou don't need long Swe don't need long S
>>537633161I hate the type that is "lively in game chats" and advertises it like it means shit compared to actually playing the game. Biggest red flag that they're gonna go berserk and post dumb shit like that when they get kicked. They liked the carats, they didn't like doing their part. Simple as.
>>537633189not having thumbs is hell of a debuff
You need long S AND turf S
>>537633029>complains about taste>explains why the taste is like it is>its not the taste lmfao
>>537633202what the fuck is this zoomer trash.
>>537633219Would that stop happening if horse racing is banned? Like saying we shouldn't use police dogs because they get killed sometimes. That's life.
noooo
>>537633219@grok summarize this post into bullet points please
There's a fag in my club constantly talking to a wall, like posting 30 messages per day. I hope danchou kicks him out soon.
>>537633117Beccari pit.Logistics are way too hard otherwise in a country with some regulations in place. Just not worth it.
>>537633369south africa
>>537633364WAAAAAIIII~I
>>537633363>would racehorses stop being bred if there was no horseracingUh, yeah?
>>537633428what was bro yappin about
>>537633029I play Blue Archive even know I eat cow all the time
>>537633205My apologies for doubting your soon to be S rank, RNG GOD
>>537633219well hello there double emdash@grok is this real?
>double night owl before first summeralmost glued the horse but the club needs my fans...
>>537633337you misunderstand. It's not the taste that I find odd. It's the correlation between the characters in the game and raw meat. Probably my own autism, but I'm at least aware of it of this time.
Hmmm good enough for cm3
>>537633117I know horse meat is something people eat dummy, I just don't think gamey thoroughbreds are a prime candidate for that, it's more likely they'll just get buried or glued>>537632823>honestly idol industry is more evil than horse racingTrue
>>537633428I like people that can carry on conversations with themselves, personally. It's a valuable skill to have in an industry where most people are anti-social, and it lives things up a bit.
>>537633369Yes anonwhat >>537633219 anon is trying to say is that we will be eating sausages made with Imagine Losing thighs
i AM a honse...
>>537629237oh nononono
>>537633115except in this case 1% more means double the odds
>>537633493He's lonely he just wants to make friends
>>537633570Post tail
>>537633364I just looked at your post and laughed out loud, then I ran my debut race and got 2nd. Matikanefukukitaru's curse.
>>537633250you are like baby>lost the g3 race before hopeless stakes>lost hopeless stakes
>>537633516>pace chaser
>>537633428I wish I had people like that in my club, you're just a faggot
>>537633621She looks so proud of herself too...
what is pot5
>>537633621purple suits mcquEen
>>537633708Raising your horse to potential level 5. Costs 470,000 monies total from pot1 and a bunch of race materials.
Is this shit usable for anything or glue?
>>537633534>I just don't think gamey thoroughbreds are a prime candidate for thatAnon chinks literally eat food cooked in gutter oil. Flips grab leftovers out of trash bins, cook it up into stew and call it pag pag. Don't think there isn't a market for meat which the slaughterhouses get almost for free.
>can actually cook>good one at that>HAYAKUUUU HAYAKUUUUU GUINEA PIGWhat the fuck is her problem
>>537633273I don't need CooldownI don't need GourmandI don't need Straightaway SpurtI don't need S Long/TurfI don't need anything more than a Carrot from the raffleI don't need that 10% failure training to succeedI don't need the random slacker/mood down to not triggerI don't need that rest to not trigger Night OwlI don't need the Infirmary to cure first tryI don't need the rainbowsI don't need Super Creek to finish her eventI don't need to reach the finals
>>537633791>training biwaGrim and glue. I tried to make her my second ace for Gemini and quickly gave up after realizing how brutal no growth on stam or speed is on a stat check race. Though... I think 3speed 3guts might work on her.
>>537632470These are children
>>537633621Great work, McQueen.
>>537633791she's smart but not enough raw stam, how much your skills heal is based on your stamina
>>537633905>Grim and gluegluenado...
>>537633497cow is delicious. the cattle industry is just bad for the environment.
>>537632823How? Because the life of a little 3dpd girl is worth more than that of a horse?
>>537633621
>>537633791A really mediocre Long TT horse. Is this your best hors or something?
first long s for my queenwill it rape or will it be raped?
>>537633902I don't need good mood.
how vicious is the crab bucket gonna become with gemini?
I'm going to Tokyo in November. I'm going to watch a race and then I'll go eat some horse meat while I play Umamusume on my phone.
>>537633906Out of 10!
That Tachyon with 4 gold stam recov and 600 stam who got 2nd in a CM room here was a really interesting concept. I hope anon rebuilds her with 1200 speed and S long and then try again
>>537631535>just realised that I would MLB almost all club stamina cards in non accelerated schedule I would need for this tourney truly living on gaijin mode
>>537634030>538 powereven as front she'll struggle to accelerate, try to at least get firm condition
>>537634103All the while browbeating people for not treating grass wonder's death with utmost dignity, correct?
>>537634117post his tachyon?
>>537633621idk what happened that day
>>537633906no they are juvenile fillies
>sunny day, lone wolf, winter runner, early lead, frony runner staights triggered right out of the gate>groundwork didntHuh?
>>537633791>he witmaxxed
>two gold recoveries, long S, straightaway spurt>three gold recoveries, long A, no spurtAll else being roughly equal, which golshi is more glue?
whoaMambo cool
>>537634214God I want to lick Rice Shower.
>>537634092Probably won't be much different than Taurus was around here ie. a shitshow
>>537634210Wit check
>>537633956dont eat it then, more for me
>>537634025>Is this your best hors or something?no I'm just experimenting with cards and way to train. My best tries for gemini are probably picrel since I'm a lucklet. I hope IO can at least do well in group B because I have absolutely no hopes for A. Which ones do you think would do "best"?
>>537634171I couldn't care less about Grass Wonder. I'd maybe feel something if her character died in game but probably not because I don't really care about her character either.
how long until i can play with the gyaruma
>>537634214She can clean up after too..
>>537633791Haha, funny. Underperforming horse is glue. Teehee, funny joke.Please be very serious about grass wonder dying btw, majestic creature. Deserves respect. Very sad to see such an innocent precious animal go ;_;
>>537634382anon... glue is a common joke here...
>>537634227Long A no spurt. The Long S one can win as long as it gets lucky with recoveries, Long A has no chance.
>>537632809how did companies successfully manage to turn gacha into a second job for a few autists, what compels them, lack of job
>>537634382
>>537634441He's not from around here he's a tourist complaining about how horse racing is unethical.
>>537634551LMAO NOT THE RETSU MEME
Can you guys tell me the appeal of NTR?
>>537634092Just checking in and this is probably the first general for a game I've seen that is more misinformed than reddit.
>>537634754big forehead
>>537631535>This is literally inexcusableThis isn't even remotely the most jewish thing cygames has done.
>>537634272Why is there a witcheck on a skill that requires 3 skills to trigger lmaoxdd
I want to give Twin Turbo hugs and headpats
>>537634710mmm sweaty paizuri
>>537634823what a kino character. i love her so fucking much
Umamusume is a Mahjong game.
>Early Apr
>>537634324>>537634382why are the pagpags baitposting so hard right now?fuck off
>Give up 41 stamina rainbow to run the Mile Championship>Lose
>>537634939golshi wtf is your hand there
>>537634765>I'm not from around these parts and I'm making sure to state that, you guys are shit, now if you'll excuse me I have to go groom some more toreinas in discord.
Hey guys I am bored can I have a (You)?
537635081No.
>>537634952Why cry Spe? Surely you just got ura finale 3* and Long S?
>>537635003Raping duramente
Mayano sure is mature for her age...
I knew Seiun Skyfags were bullies.
>>537634931She's perfect
Goldship being the Western fandoms designated pornslop character confuses me to no endWhat about her is sexy again? In comparison to someone like Super Creek??
You can cry about it. It's ok.
Cygenerous will least give out some commemorative carats when Haru Urara dies, right?
For those with no event bonus support, how many points are you getting in a full career run?
>>537635316She's le'reddit quirky whore
>>537635205She's a mature lady, under my desk, equipped with a fresh application of lip gloss.
curse of the opera
>>537635115seiun is so ethereal...
>>53763532810k
RICE SHOWER IS EVIL
>>537635316armpits
>>537635362should've witmaxxed
>>537635353>still beating the dead horse
Do debuffs even matter in mile? I'm guessing not enough if people are all just gonna pile into front runners.
>>537626220She gives charming?
>>537635316it is more about being the most prominent character than anythingyou can take any character you want and draw them offmodel if you want
>>537635321When I was in year 8 a girl I liked sat on my lap and asked me to be her girlfriend and when I said yes she said 'ewwww gross' and the whole class laughed at me so now I only interact with 2D girls.
>club leader keeps increasing the monthly fan quota
>>537635364I am dumping the fattest load into this horse.
Disdain for disdain. Embrace hochan
>>537635381I see, I can get about 15k+ if I go with event supports. Think I'll alternate on debuffers with event supports since Air Groove can kill Golshi while I train my ace.
>>537635492
So why do people care about groundwork? Is it just a inner/outer/left/sunny/tokyo setup kind of thing or does it have actual utility?
>>537633621I'm collecting these images
God I love this card
>>537635510No choi e but to keep up with it, otherwise he'll ome to your home and turn (You) into glue.
Teio step never activates in cm2 I got trolled.
>>537635416Proof?
>danchode implements an average fans per run quota
Is this a good parent? Keep in mind it's my first 3* blue, and my only 2* blue before this is some 2* guts/wit on daiwa.Why did the horse roll EIGHT white skills, only for half of them to be>summer>fall>left>tokyo? I often roll 1-2 white skills.Also naturally an S in Long for a parent and none on my actual team trial Long horses.
>>537635616Frontrunners getting blocked is just the end of the game. Focus/concentration + groundwork significantly reduces the chance of this happening. It's even more important later when they buff movement skills
>finally got my second 3* stam>tachyon + oguriI can finally start building my 9* stam horses bwos...
>>537635510quota will increase until top 100 has been reached
>>537634815Like half or more skills are trash to unusable this game, why this surprises you. I'm genuinely surprised some of them work.
>>537635608
>>537635684she's a villain...
>>537635569Sorry she's already taken
>>537635362How come she hasn't gotten a phantom costume for halloween?
I don't like Gentildonna.
>>537635597wrong cygames game
>>537635717So many is just 1? How many skills to proc groundwork?
>>537635316Gold Ship is the unofficial face of the franchise in terms of memes and public relations shit, so bandwagoner artists who don't actually know or care about uma musume will draw Gold Ship because it's the only character they know. her popularity is a double edged sword, she gets a lot of really nice art but also a lot of horrendously bad art
>>537635059that sounds nice, maybe later. 1000/1200 f2p builds that lose even if they activate spurt vs whales that don't, because they're buying 3 golds instead of gambling is in for a rude awakening though.
>>537635759
>>537635081Yeah, you can have slightly more than a (You), even
>>537632809maybe if you played the game instead of bitching here all day, you wouldnt have gotten kicked
>danchou offering a paid installment plan if we can't hit our fan quota
>>537635848Spechuds...
>>537634103>while I play Umamusume on my phone.hope you have a VPN on your phone ready because Japan is blocked from the global version
The Dot
danchou here, im letting people leech if they have e-sex with me.
>>537635838you need 3. so focus/concentration + frontrunner savvy + distancee green skill are probably the most reliable to activate consistently. You might want to get a 4th skill, like firm conditions or something, cause focus is a wit check too.
>>537635608>>537635759>>537635882CuteCUUUUUUTE
Heck yea
Ura Finale skill is even important? Very rarely had it proc during inspiration event.Or they become important after some stars threshold?
Post faster, we are dying
>>537635945I live in Australia where our government keeps a record of every single webpage we visit and stores it for 5 years of course I use a VPN.
>>537626871very impressive, here's mine
When is the Creek rerun
>>537636191no firm conditions
>>537636015On the plus side wit grinding is encouraged in mile/sprint so the chances of getting fucked are going to be a lot smaller than the current state of long.
>>537635759lmao with one finger, umamusumes strength is no joke
>mcqueen hands me deep breaths even before i debutalright time to pack it up
>>537636208next year.
YESVICTOREEEE
>>537636015
>>537636165Fellow Australia bro.
>>537636161What's happening here?
Is 3m fans a day good enough for top 100 club?
>>537636264As a frontrunning enthusiast trying to win gemini platinum, I look forward to it.
>>537636149you get more mileage out of it once you hit double circles on affinity
>>537636423yes but they are always full
>>537635808Phantom of the Opera has almost no cultural value in Japan, hell it even has no value in the modern western zeitgeist except for boomer women in their 50s and maybe the odd gay theaterkid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgz6PnHkmpYOpera and Doto dynamic fits the premise of the musical pretty well, surely they could do something like that but tough luck, I don't think anyone in Japan even knows about this musical / movie
>>537636291
>>537635964doto post spottedreplying with more doto
>>537636191this one just runs and hopes everyone else dies
>Go for a hint>Stats>Go for another hint>StatsJUST GIVE ME THE HINT. IT'S JUNIOR YEAR.
>>537636423A lot of those clubs are getting waiting lists, it is but be ready to get in line.
>Most of the umas are born between March and JuneDoes this mean you can guarantee your child will be a ningen by just avoiding these as possible birth months (i.e avoid impregnation between June and September?)
>>537636512>zeitgeistno one uses that seriously. use the proper term, mindshare.
>>537636427Made for rape
>>537636540NOOOO LAISUDON'T FOLLOW MCQUEEN TO THE LIGHTS
>>537634329onegai...
the race planner said my Daiwa is stronger than my Goldship in most situations, do a few tests and Goldship wins everytime, ok.
should i get blue rose closer for goldship? its spark activated and i can get it if i want i have enough sp
boobs
>>537636628No, they born between those months cause mating season, you can still have a ningen child even with a uma between those months
>>537636628It means umas have the same estrus cycle as in RL.Old trainers call the height of this period "the Night of a Thousand Rapes".
>>537636791Inari Boobs....
>>537636935>Only a thousand
>>537636982Paizuri demon
What happens if the trainer doesn't?
>>537635872>buying 3 golds>instead of gambling
>>537637084trainers are interchangeableknow your place
>>537636935>Same Estrus as in RLThat means umas are also in the womb for 11 months. This complicates things
>not even the best /uma/ club anymore>about to fall out of top 100What went wrong?
>>537636935I think a thousand falls short
ok cygames you dont need to be that faithful to the horse lore
>uma fails>gets shit for it>urara fails for the nth time>cheersThat's bullshit
>>537637084Why the stronger should listen to the weak?
imagine the smell
>last borrow>fail big summer training>fail 4 low% sta trainingsWHY WHY WHY
Train guts lmaoGot blocked? where's your power hahaNot 1st? no skill hors lol
any horse that runs the aoba sho in career?
Orange umas..
Guess the spark bwos
>didn't cap speed>witlet>no maestroehhhhhhh it's fine i don't care i did my best which is bullshit to say honestly because i didn't really do mcuh of anything i just pressed the right trainings and prayed. there isn't any player agency at all except for the crane game of course that is pure skill
>>537637354Sex with planks!
>>537637356Power**
Where can I see how much stats G1 Race/URA Finale spark gives?
I genuinely never understood the Rice mood down meme and her being a difficult career. Does she actually have mechanics where she gets mood down more often? Because my Rice runs have always been better than some of my other shitters like Rudolf, Goldshit, and Special Needs who plague me with mood downs, migraines, and sleep deprived.
>>537637354SuzukaMatikanefukkiretaMayanoOperaAm I forgetting someone?
>>5376373561 wit
>>537637156They are hard carried by a singular whale anyway
>>537637356gonna be honest with youspeed frontrunner
>>537637478Unironically skill issue from bad trainers
>>537637354
>>537637425>>537637486>>537637527So close to perfection, yet so far...
>image of gold ship's stats>"ehhh (long anecdote of no one cares)"
>ace run>second inspiration>no long S>convert to fan farming run
>>537637480Big titties.
>>537637478Dumb fucking cat, go back to your general.
>>537637131It's fine, Spe can change her trainer if she wants, it's not detrimental to meWhy did you make it sound like it's a bad thing
>TOREINA DAISUKI>Toreina suki daisuki
>>537637659you cared enough to reply blo (bwo)
CHIYONO YOU FUCKING RETARD STOP GIVING ME PREPARED TO PASS I NEED THE GOLD ONE
>>537637776sir they also glue the trainers that fail
>cooldown: agemasen'dsigh... i have no choicetime to use... THAT...
>>537637798Isn''t that the Teio that constantly gets cucked by Rudolf?
<<537637815They did not reply.
>got 22 trainees>17 Medium A>9 Long A>6 Mile A>4 Sprint A>1 (ONE) Dirt AWhy is it so fucking unbalanced?
>>537637920She's got her own Toreina now.
>>537637907It's pickles, Haru...
What should I get for McQueen for this cm? I don't know which pace chaser skills are good
She bad
Got my fourth 3* spark on my 263th run!Now I have two 3* speed and two 3* power. None of them are 9* though.
>>537638008i fucking love pickles
>>537637878It's okay, my records with GRASS WONDER and EL CONDOR PASA are very good, I'm not getting glued just yet
>>537638048Neko neko neko
>>537637598My condolences
>>537637907>>537638008
Daiwa's fang marks on my cock...
2LB Rice 3LB McFatty MLB CreekOr1LB Cafe 3LB McFatty MLB Creek
Is it worth doing classic takarazuka for goldship instead of rest before summer?
>>537638152Aside from her beautiful rack she doesn’t have much going for her
>>537638152Reminder that she will ask you for 11 kids
>>537638241I think tsunderes are cute
>>537638152Depends if it's a normal fang or a flesh fang
I think I hate Seiun sky.
>>537638241Daiwa has a lot of charming features.
>>537637928they musta forgot. classic newcutie mistake. classic
Daiwa is the quintessential 2000s-2010s tsundere, except the extremely violent part
>>537638152Golshi's boot marks on my forehead...
flesh fang is retarded
>>537638152>penis inspection is tomorrowwhat the fuck should I do?
>>537637905Fuaaark...
>>537638454>horse>acts like a dog????
>>537638370Seilove!
Pho or ramen today?
>>537638454I love this dumb dog so much.
>>537638224only if you want more skill pointyou get 45 extra base skill points if you win both takarazuka
>>537638550horse is just big dog
>failed a 23% 4 rainbow during summer>don't overdo itFuuaarrkk
>>537638042her long gold is awful. you may never activate it
>>537638454That's my dog!
>>537637156they graduated from the game
>>537638585>super cute>also has the name I use whenever a video game lets me name a shipI need this horse.
>>537638682Gals attack!
Who gaslit anons like >>>/v/719629158 into maxing stam?
>get horrible ace luck today>manage a decent generalist parent off of a gold ship run
>5 new followers in the past 3 daysI'm gonna make it bwos
I wish I was this plushie, smothered against Air Groove's chest
>>537638585why I keep seeing her acting like a dog?
>>537638872How is it gaslighting?
>>537638042Built for ______
>>537638765What’s with busty blonde girls being dogs?
>>537638740Well, ignoring that she seems like one of the better candidates for this race. The only other one I can think of is super creek or something but I'm not so sure
>>537638818is Palmer their pimp?
>>537638579Pho
>>537638872youtubers
>>537638967being abandoned by the writers in her debut season
>>537638948Holy gaslighter
im still waiting on that cm guide by nekogod before i make my aces
>>537625984for the anon last thread asking for source about Kita hating Duramente:>inb4 source is anons humorously extrapolating
>>537638998is just a disguise, she likes to assault trainers too
>>537638967the biggest and blackest stallion cocks
>>537638872it was all me
I want an uma I can gaslight in to being a relationship with me. Which do you guys recommend?
>>537638947>Why does the white man's Uma behave like a dogIt's a mystery Anon.
>>537638818we really need an edit of those gyarus blocking torena-san's way on the school stairs.You know the shot I'm talking about
>>537639073i never understood this memestallions mate with like hundreds of mares during breeding>but this one time there was an overlap of one>this makes it NTRbet there was more than 1 anyway
>>537638967cute hugs
>>537638872How is it gaslighting if you need to cap both speed/stam?
I failed two 30% trainings in a row... owari da...
>>537639193don't you have some running to do
Hons: 3
>>537638967why is cheval so timid? she needs a good dicking to fix her
>>537638872probably because high/max stamina is really needed for Gemini? You can probably get by with less, but I bet any anon running <950 is going to have a rough time.
>>537637281please respond
>>537638967Cheval's VA is for GFEBut Cygames isn't into that so it's a waste
>>537639158My umas...Are smart...
I can't believe the current gaslight meta is to trick the noobs not to hit stam thresholds
>>537639158SUCCESS
Sniffing Oguri
>>537639193yeah it's just being dumb and funny.
>>537639330doesn't matter, we take care of that
Kitasan is like a dog, but she can live on her ownDurandal will literally die without her trainer, she's just as bad as Still in Love, her brain is full of trainer 24/7
>double rainbow but fail 15%>practice perfect>triple rainbow on same training, pass the 13%thank you rngjesus
I want to fuck the cuteness out of Teio
>>537639336>same animations/mannerisms/reactions for every horse regardless of their temperament/personalityAnd people claim to actually play this game for the umas/story/writing.
>>537639336why are dumb umas so cute?
>>537639464Oguri is cute but she’s very poor so she probably stinks
>>537639519trvke
stakes status?
>>537639587that's okay
>>537639587I guess she at least know how to use the soap Tracen give her
>>537639552They’re all dumb subhumans
imagine
>decent 700/900 before summer>no one visited speed or stam training the whole summerfucking rigged
>>537639759i just got 2nd with mcqueen...
>>537639759Ez 1st if you spend some skillpoints on spurt
>>537639238You don't. Not even pace chasers need more than 1100 if they have 2 gold recs and the extra is going to do less than a third gold to shore you up against debuffers.
>>537637263BUY MORU GEMUZUGAIJIN PIGGU
>>537639936she can ride me whenever she wants
>>537639759>lost fillies>lost stakesSPE NOT LOOKING GOOD FELLAS.
>>537639960>GEMUZUThey're called carats.
>>537637390>except for the crane game of course that is pure skill>grab all 3 times>game decides it's supposed to fall anywaysorry bwo that's rng too
Why is everyone doomposting now? Did they release this month's schedule already?
>>537639897>>537639938>>537640047
>900/1200 horse>nice, i have no real chance of dying so if everybody else fails the stam check i'll win for sure>1200/900 horse>alright if i just luckshit my golds and people dont run too many debuffers i'll win on speed for sure!>1050/1050 horse>wow this is garbagemy experience so far
play time is really useless this cm
>>537639313Bro you're wasting like 100 stats and 300+ skillpoints there, that's the difference between 1st and 3rd
wait... my babe Hishi Amazon is an end closer?Fug you Goldshit
>>537639759>>537640047>>537639938>>537639897HOPEFUL
Is it worth it?
>>537640270I want to give Narita Taishin a big kiss on her forehead after a win in full view of the entire stadium, is this normal
Vega...
Something about Taiki turns me off. Her face is kinda weird.
>>537640289if you fail, restart right awayyou're still in junior year
>>537640262>He never saw her race as an NPC in careerYou're not a real fan.
>>537640289No
>>537640289Are you retarded? Yes. That's like -5 speed at worst.
>>537640328she'd kick your doofus ass into the sun
>>537640348Me on the left
I need soup...
>>537639861I can
>>537640421-5 speed and a lost turn and mood down and practice poor
>>537640126So either way you have to gamble on your opposition being wrong. This truly is a game of all time.
>>537640075oh yeah i forgot that actually happens, i've gotten lucky the last two times
>>537640563If you run Tazuna you get rid of all that in one turn btw
>>537640498gotchu bwo
>>537640409sorry I'm GRINDING bwo, I SKIP the races while grinding :^)
>>537640607I had one good run and it's been fucking me ever since.
Fast gf
>>537628573fellow king appreciatorhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ynnbd9of9d5urufh.mp4
Is gorushi the purest uma that isn't urara? she just treats her trainer as a friend/sibling to mess around with and it's cute
>>537640747cute forehead
>>537640747
>>537640773i thought 6 was the max............
>Haha! Torena! You're also fucking Tazuna!
>>537640835They're all fast, genius. That's literally their thing.
Is cooldown better than bofa for gemini?
>>537640635>Tazuna is permanently at stage 4 of 5 in her event line
>>537641018They are the same, just that Cooldown is easier to get
why game keep giving me this shit speed card i have 4pcs of them
Dumb bitch
>finally get 3* stamina>Get absolutely shafted in everything elseThis is killing me. Parent farming is a living nightmare.
>>537641018They're the same thing except Cooldown has to be on Long.
>>537641018It's literally the same skill
>>537641085good affinity at least?
>>537641001But she’s the most Bakushin
>>537640835I like her long hair version
>>537641085Curse of Rudolf
a+ club CunnyInc. have 2 spots for /uma/ anonsfirst come first serve
>>537640747>>537640835>>537640904>>537641001I'm gonna SMOOCH
>>537641080kek what happened?
fuck you Ticket
i was trying to roll spurt but i'll take thisURA looping here i come
>>537640884Oh yeah? How about I cum inside Goldship while she sleeps huh, HUH?
>>537641325>URA loopingohnononono nobody tell him
2 spots open in Basashi. Casual club, just trade shoes and be active. Post ID or send invite with /uma/
>>537641047Tazuna will heal you if you select her with a negative condition as well, plus I'm pretty sure she also heals at the first stage of her event line. You get a couple of freebies with her to attempt risky training without losing a turn.
>>537639473I want to marry pic related
>>537640835She smells like cherry blossoms
>>537641303THE DAAAAAAAAABI
>>537641462just kick the slackers dancho
>>537641432i now have two parents with 3 star URA and intend to use them to get a possible 9 star URAi could then pair with an 8 star spurt i haveis not that good
But what if I want horse boys?
Is there some way to search what umas have a certain skill spark? aside from checking one by one
>>537640240so how much stamina would you recommend for Gemini? As much as is needed to clear it in career? ~600? Or are you just being a trolling nigger?
>>537641075She wants you
>>537640884she is always too busy being whimsical to care about romance, but she does show her affection by sharing a fish with you at summer camp
>>537641047she heals on the 2nd too, but its not a mood up as well like the 4th
I'm gaslighting you... right now!
>>537641463first stage is a mood up, second stage is the heal and no mood up.
>>537641463https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30021-tazuna-hayakawaWrong.She heals at stage 2 with no mood up +40 energy, at stage 4 with mood up +50 energyThat's it.
>>537641684wtf...
>>537641558You could, but both parents having the URA spark doesn't increase the chances of the trainee getting it, so it's not really "looping"
ok you guys got me convincedbig forehead = big cute
>>537641787it does you filthy liar
>>537641798gaslit...
I finally got to finish season 2 last night.Now at last, I get it...
>>537634542globalfags are desperate for any extra carat but they don't want to admit the faster schedule is fucking them over like cucks
>>537641769she will heal conditions via random event.
>>537641787i already know that it does so i'm not sure what your goal is here
>went from B rank team to almost B3 now>still get the same 350-450k points range and teeter between class 5 and 6 as back thendoesn't feel good at all desu, my team keeps getting "better" but still performs the exact same
>>537641814source or I'm not believing you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmH6Bqmo1r4she's so cute i want to fucking die, 1st anni cannot come fast enough
>>537640884ticket and vodka also just treat you like a pal
>>537641925i literally coded the codebase for umamusume
Why does a Lvl 30 Manhattan Cafe only give me 1 (!) extra Stamina during Friendship Training?My mood is Great and the facility is Lvl 2.
>>537641787>local retard giving advice
THE DOTO FUNDS ARE GROWING BWOS
>>537641798It's the cutest when hidden behind a curtain of bangs.
thoughts on ponies?
Rudolf I can see your panties
>>537641936
>>537642034We need to make more of them
>>537642005Don't you already have a spark?
>>537641895you can literally click through all her random events in the page I just linked you and see she only heals on stage 2 and 4 of her dating chainwhy are you like this
>>537642076*punches her nose*
>>537641936>>537642076MAMBO
>tfw your club is carried by one guy
>>537642034pony should pony pony
>>537642136Yes, but I have to keep saving up for others I want to spark.
Why would I waste carats on Seiyun Sky when I can just borrow yours?
>>537642136So what? You can still get more carats.
New cutie with 17 careers in our clubAlready have a 3 star speed uma
its overi give ini have joined the mambo faction
>>537642137Have you used her card?
>>537642192Fair enough, good rack to you when it's time
>>537642205Have fun complaining about being fucked by RNG on your 3 borrow runs a day.
>>537642296I will enjoy those just like how I will enjoy Kawikami's kissable forehead when I roll for her too.
>>537640932the biggest amount you can get is 15the most "points" you can get is with 3 big 6 small, which is 18 points (each big one is worth 4 small ones)
>>537642205>accelerated cm with only 3 borrows a daylolyou won't even have enough time to loop seiun sky with your own parent properly
im not borrowing seiun sky because i am training her!
I'd rather save for the new friend card.
>>537641075Who is the uma behind her?Smart falcon?
>>537642034eroi~
>>537642205Enjoy building 3 new fronts every single cm with only 3 borrows.
>>537642282right nowshe never healed a condition on her random events, maybe gives you a mood up randomly on her trainingmaybe you overcame slow metabolism by training regardless and she just happened to be on the training you did making you think the "overcome metabolism" event is linked to her
I have Rudolf, Rice, and Oguri Kappa. Who should I use and who should I be borrowing to use as Seiun Sky parents?
The owner of the Meisho line of horses died...
Who says I play CM?
>>537642480yes it's falco
But shills said the accelerated schedule wasn't an issue?
>gives you Gourmand
>>537642637it's not the schedule, it's the lack of accompanying resources
>>537642576THAT AIN'T FALCOHAPPY MEEKMAMBO COMBO
>gives you nimble navigator
>10% chance of failure>perfect condition>double rainbow>fails>mood down to bad>remove perfect condition>gets poor practiceI often times wants to throw my phone to these kind of rng retardation the game gives me
>>537642637They also said that you can make any Uma work and failed to get Taurus Platinum while screaming that it didn't count since they didn't play meta.
does double circling a skill increase the chance of its spark appearing?
Isn't the all-front mega incredibly feast or famine compared to what we have now?>Not first on final corner>Can't proc Seiun Sky's ult>Meanwhile the guy in first who is already winning gets to proc his ult>Lose even harder as a resultAt least now the other styles have enough comeback mechanics to make races and actual competition.
>>537641936SS: Urara, Machitan, Marvelous, TamamoS: Daiwa, Yukino, Tarumae, Spe, Aston,A: Akebono, Falco, VerxinaB: Still in LoveGoldship is allowed to fuck around in every song so she doesn't count because it's always SSFenomeno is so good, the tone for her character shouldn't match the song but her VA manage to make it match, it's sound off but also not that it's good, it's on the same weird realm of SS with GoldshipStill in Love is B, which is weird, it's her song but she gets MOGGED by any of the mentioned above. She sounds amazing in her other song Ai Mai KuraiAnyway I'm yapping, it's funny that this song fits Urara and Machitan's voices the most(???)
>>537642768Give me Go With the Flow you little shit.
WHAT DO I DOOOOOAIEEEEEE
>>537641361There are so many hot umas it's ridiculous. Would you as a trainer be able to resist, even just touching them a bit, when they're wide open?
>>537642548But we only care about Deep Impact's owner relinquishing rights.
>>537642768>gives teio broken leg
>chanting spell>give you charming at Senior Year
>>537642768That skill is really good once they buff it later.
>>537641936>next videoYoutube ...
>>537642918nyes spyeed
>>537642918probably get speed up pretty low for classic
>>537642797yes, from 20 to 25%
>>537642779I might be schizoing but I feel like people like 90% wr guy legit bricked their channels by not winning
>>537642992cool
sex with anime tachyon's trainer
saw some ppl arguing about whether lvling up uniques actually does something, I just repeated what the ref doc says but someone said it was wrong and it only affects TT points? which is true?
>>537643017please remember sawa-sensei
>>537643157>Trusting anything said here
>>537643143NINGEN SEX
>>537643143>female trainer>fucks her leg up>male trainer>her leg becomes fine?
Supercreeks trainer can get it.
>>537642918You need the speed
>>537643206I'm mostly doubting because the umalator doesn't let me put the level of a unique skill in
>>537643246Are women even good for anything?
>>537643246the game has the power of fantasy on its sideonly in the game does even machan survive
>>537643143why is she looking at me
the amount of times i hit a hint and it's just an extra 2 stat points is driving me fucking mental.
>>537643289Can get what?
>>537643143I fucking hate that face
>>537643246Tale as old as time
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>537643143Damn she’s got as fuck
>>537643312warm wet hole for penis
>>537643407The site doesn't take account of titles, right?
>>537643407it does not matterit is a linear benefitdouble circle does not "activate" anything
>mandatory debuff>cured with shrine next turnthank you Shiraoki-sama
>>537643157witgod said the same thing. It's good to lvl them up for TT since higher levels give more points but the actual performance increase for races is unremarkable
>>537643143I fucking love that face
>>537643407its just 1 point of affinity difference, its not a breakpoint
>is always in your ura finale
HURRY UP
>>537643532RAAARGHLET ME TRAIN HAPPY MEEKSHE WOULD BE BETTER OFF IN MY CARE
>>537643476do titles do something?>>537643495>>537643524really? i used to think that but i read otherwise here. was i gaslit
Super Creek’s trainer looks like one of those super liberal women who wants a hysterectomy at 27 just to prove my body my choice and I won’t have no babies to bend to THE MANs will. Then listens to Taylor swift on repeat
how about you gaslight yourself
>>537643532>always jobsHer existence is to suffer.
>>537643513Look I know it's not a big deal regardless because even if we believe the reference document the difference between a lvl 1 and lvl 5 accel skill would only be going from 35% to 38.5%, I just want to know if it does anything at all.
>>537642779this is a lie btw. on jp still in love will never be beaten by shit like rheincraft. theres no rng involved she will literally always win
>>537643609really really
>>537643583Almond Eye Sexxx
>>537643143This trainer and satono family's trainer are really cute
>>537643712okay i believe you
>>537642805yeah I'm not sure I'll still be enjoying it as much post seiun sky. Hopefully enough shitters hang around so I can still compete with pacers and end closers
>>537643725Holy almond milk
Is sky high teio step good on mackqueen
>>537643897Yes, since they're both pace chasers
>>537643143is that supposed to be her trainer? i thought it was just some random lady in the crowd
>This dude with godlike sparks is fullNyoooo
>>537644052oh hey I've been using that guy, got me my best golshi
>>537644029Thank you. Sky high teio step reads like more of a late surger skill but I should've guessed since teio is a pace chaser too
>>537643431oguri coming to steal scarlet's woman
>>537643630TACHYON !!! CONTROL YOUR DAUGHTER
>Joined too late for Kitasan Black>Didn't get Super CreekShould I even bother playing?
>>537642805Nige is inherently a style biased for whales with the strongest nige. You're basically forced to run an anti-nige strat ie a suicide nige that steals first from them but is useless and dies late race.
3 legacy borrows per day is fucking bullshit. Please tell me we'll get more in the future
>>537644241KR server had 15 at launch
>>537644042She's shown sitting next to Tachyon like... twice?
>>537643630Have you ever seen a horse so fat and bulky but could smash your hips into pieces no problem
>>537644316They also had 0.75% on the first Kitasan banner lol
>>537644241you say this but my members cant even do 2 runs a day
>>537643609I checked the site and this line is -13 for double circle
>>537644052Don't worry bro there is still another way. Just subscribe to his channel and he will open a slot for you :)
>15 long *>none trigger
>>537644416i see, thanks
I'm saving my TP for my new Danchou chan
>>537644196I like all the Tachyondad and Scarletchild posts. Very heartwarming.
>>537644349Is she shown in any other scene besides spectating Pokke's Derby win?
FUCK OFF. WHY? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST GIVE ME THE LONG?
>>537644496wouldnt this give a woman the "ick"?
>Helldivers UpdateSorry Danchou, I need to grind some other numbers today.
>>537642547>>537642547>>537642547>>537642547anyone?
>>537643241DIGITAN SEX
>>537644221If you care just buy a reroll account for $15-20 with MLB Kita, SuperCreek and like 25k carats to roll for whatever you want.It's a much much better deal to do it this way than waiting for a rerun to MLB either.
it's funny that there's a famous accomplished racehorse that will never be able to be added to uma purely because his name is "air jihad"
>>537641745pls do not the chiyo
>>537644496Cute. Artist?
1 hours and 15 minutes until my cooldown is upwhose club trying to get their spotsussy ate
>>537644993https://x.com/kabechee/status/1808088187644043376
>>537644480im getting more triggers with 2 x 3 longs instead of getting nothing when I get 12+
>>537644654women only get the ick towards people they find unattractive. if you're hot you can do literally anything and women will find it acceptable
>>537644670>Another HD2 UmaYo bwo, same.
>>537644670>HD2Sample grinding is pure cancer. I don't know how you can put up with that.
>whale in cm practice roomit's over...
>>537643674Oh sorry, didn't realize you meant it literally. It does do something, only place I've found that actually shows the number is u-tools. This is oguri's unique for example, it's the thing with the plus and minus on the right https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/skills/100061
>>537645102Thanks anon
>>537645157I don't even know if I play the game anymore. I like the idea of it... I just go in to grind out 1k sc to buy a warbond every 3-4 months or something. I keep telling myself I'm gonna play the game seriously some day
>>537645231My 50 year old gyaru wife
>>537644632luck issue
>>537645218>not even 300 witits over for them
is 7/8* blue spark with better red sparks more desireable than 9* blues with dogshit reds?
how do i gimp myself so that long shot always activates
>>537645218nyot impressed!I can do that too!
>>537645392this horse was made for me
>>537645523Hmmmmmmmmmmmm nyo I don't want to have sex with these horses
>>537645523Spe, Cesario, and ?????
>>537645218I could get better stats with that deck
>>537645612:3
uhhhhhhh...???
fallback version one done
>>537645746That's someone's daughter you sick fuck
>>537645736is that real?
>>537645668Buena Vista
2 hours into stream and Victoria Frontier has yet to mention if he won global CM. In fact, he seems to be actively avoiding the subject. Fraud much?
>>537644676I don't know what the meta parents are for seiun sky but if you use the gametora compatibility tool and choose seiun sky as the main character and click recommend it'll show you who has good affinity. You'll have to switch server to japan since she's not on the global list yet
>>537645736hand it over
>>537645668Buena Vista, another one of spe’s kids. Not playable yet though
Who wouldn’t want to have sex with Buena Vista?
why does urara walk around Tracen with a stupid grin like she owns it god i wanna punch that little pink head freaks face so much she brings nothing but shame to our academy
>>537645218Maybe he just got lucky with pulls? My f2p ass has better stats.
>>537646067Umamusume A...
>>537645872leave him alone okay my bro just got unlucky once he can still recover from 89%
>>537625984AlmondLove got 4 spots open. We're a B~B+ tier club and expect decent activity and will to play.
>>537645835well that daughter is giving an adult man a massage at their lovey-dovey hot springs retreat so...
>Mcqueen gets slow metabolism>then a 13% rate failure>now she has Practice Poor AND slow metabolism>random card event gives Practice Perfect>Mcqueen fails a 18% rainbow>Practice Poor againI'm done with this game, it doesn't like me
End Closer or Pace Mayano?
>>537646263boing~~~
>>537646170Can I reserve a slot? I quit my club last night so I'm still on cooldown.497715207618
>>537646458Front Mayano
>>537645287Understandable.
>>537646412McFatty
bread>>537646584>>537646584>>537646584
>>537646517correct and sovlful. You (and me) won't win. But it will be sovlful
>>537646479Sent
Test
>>537646696Thanks bwo
>>537644052which database is this?
>>537645410Reds matter more than blue because you can raise stats you can't get distance aptitude from anything else but reds
>>537639073So it's all creative extrapolated narrative and not actual reality? Lame and gay.
Send me your luck Anons, I can't waste my second ticket like I did my first
>>537645884The affinities aren't the problem I have no idea which ultimates and skills / cards she wants to have or pass down.
>>537651491>>>Jobbed at the URA FinalsEnd me.
>>537641938vodka likes trainer in her careerboth her and daiwa scarlet are tsundere but different types
>>537653701oof I feel you anon, my first ticket was with king and she jobbed at the semi-finals.12 tickets after and I never jobbed again with other umas but the first one always hurts well second in your case
>>537661954Losing my first ticket still hurts because I got on my *very first* career run. My first career when I didn't have my support cards setup, didn't have access to good legacies and simply didn't have the know-how to clear the Finals
No Special Creek eventNo Kita eventDidn't get cooldown in Mcqueen eventfuck this game bro
