Previous: >>537646584>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Narita Brian (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
hors
My fucking WIFE
THE GOAT
>type any english sentence into club chat>"invalid characters"
Dia
DAAAAAAAAAAARBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ho, ho, hee, hoo!
>>537664821Bro the famous horses that lost their debut didnt give up, I shouldn't either (until I lose Gemini then it's officially owari)
ButtSweat has a couple openings. We don't have any daily quotas, just be active. We kick after one week of inactivity but we're pretty active regardless.Apply with /uma/ in comment, ideally.
Mambo will have room for one more /uma/dachi looking for a club.There's no quota, just be active, trade shoes with your fellow trainers and have FUN.If you can't find the club post your ID and we'll send you an invite.
Still in Love at First SightDay 12, "Can't get a long spark to save my life" edition
CM practice roomBring as many umas as you want 87311919
Why do KFC and Lawsons have so many collabs with random franchises
I want to beat f2pcuties in Gemini right now, why is the schedule so slow???
>people are still farming parents>when CM is a week away
Your uma is your trainee and she doesn't love you. She talks shit about you in the official discord of the academy. She thinks you're a creep.
I just want the chance to make her the Happiest Meek.
my wife
>>537664965WE ALREADY WENT THE DARBY
Your Hishiama?
JUST WIN ONE FUCKING CAREER RACE I'M BEGGING YOU FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I have trained zero long horses.....
>>537665269I think it might be truly over for us...
Can I purchase more space?
>>537665334You can make some glue.
>>537665230
>4 speed 1 power 1 stamina>straightaway spurt is easy to acquire but hitting stamina treshhold gimps speed>4 speed 2 stamina>no spurt means 80% of attempts are thrown out because I didn't get spurt from borrowed parent>3 speed 2 stamina 1 power>easily hits stamina treshhold, has access to spurt, impossible to go above 900 speed>only a week left, 21 remaining attempts to bullshit a half decent goldship that can reach A Finals third place
any anon available to help me raise a medium distance uma? I can't for the life of me figure them out, mostly for TT, they're by far my lowers win ratio
>>537665479just put ur taurus aces in bwo
I hope everyone leaves after the next cup. The first one didn't cull enough idiots.
Is it true that horses cannot breathe through their mouth and only breathe through their noses?
>>537665334in the future it seems no idea when JP or even KR got it
>>537665557you dont have to reply your useless spam, tranny
Is U=ma2 a guaranteed activation?
>>537665649???
I hate Tachyon. Fake smart girl.
>>537665582Cuuuuuuute
>>537665382not funny
>>537665098ITS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT I ONLY GET 1* WIT OVER AND OVER FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
>>537665479Just hit the stam requirements then take skills usually try to take the track (medium) skills and ones for your racing style they tend to be cheaper and the most skills triggered the betterDeck suggestions: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gWs8uDpRSKNuEXv722E0C9wp5xHh5S5EuvzcnMJ8zwI/edit?gid=1448369204#gid=1448369204https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fXDspwdXJJ-aQ-Al1GezQRSrc_6gTjwZaSNUYrGzggk/edit?tab=t.0
>>537665710explode
>>537665058Winners of the room.Whoever you are who brought in the Haru Urara, you are a sinful person
Do I seriously only need 800 stamina and recoveries for this CM? I'm here sweating to hit 1200 stam and actually 800 is completely fine??
>>537665764But if she spreads her leg for you and only you, would you reconsider?
Are we forever stuck with the wheelshit events?Are we forever stuck with the sausage finger outdated models?Are we forever stuck with the useless clover shop?Are we forever stuck with the same academy?Are we forever stuck with the no skip all button for daily and team races?Are we forever stuck without a way to see the monthly quota for club members?
>>537665275the 1200 1200 800 400 400 default stats on a gold ship with S long on end closer with just swinging and go home finishes the race in 164.6 seconds.For your umamsume #2 to have a finish time of 165.4s, you have clearly removed some of its stats to benefit your narrative.Nice try Moriarty but your tricks won't save you here.
I just want to preemptively wish death on every person that ends up running Haru front runner in Gemini Cup
This is the best Narita Brian I've been able to make for CM, I'm fucking screwed bros...
Bully your girlfriend
>>5376659271200 stam is the minimum you need. Anything else is just a cope from people with agendas
>>537665334Eventually. It costs 30 for 5 slots and you can buy up to a max of 1000 slots
im starting to think flowery maneuver is dogshit bros
That forehead
>>537666103This is good, maybe a little low on wit but it's better than average. Just pray you don't get matched with S rank whales and you'll be fine
I have a 2LB KSB and a 0LB SC. I use my SC and borrow a MLB KSB but would I be better off borrowing a MLC SC and using my 2LB KSB instead?
>>537666103Looks okay to me bw->sub 400 guts and witah…
The blue and pink sparks suck but I'm not going to complain.
If she can't even win her career races with these stats how the FUCK is she meta in the CM then?Already clocked twice here.
>>537666276>>537666353Yeah I don't think I'll be able to clutch the A grade finals win this time. Also, do you guys think I should train regular or bride Mayano as my third uma?
How big do you like your horses?
>>537665851I've seen stuff like this but I think these guides are useless for F2P because we are rarely hitting stat cap, specially without gimping other stats
>>537666459>powerletrumao
>>537666424>they even had to scroll
>>537666532BIG (extremely fat)
>>537666459you want to change to late for ura finale don't ask me why
>>537666596>powerlet>only slightly below the recommendedkill yourself
>>537666459She's clearing the stamina treshhold which already puts her over everyone in round 1. 900 speed and Encroaching Shadow will let you get through round 2 against similarly statted goldships.Being a witlet sucks though.
>>537666424Jesus. That's... yeah. That's something.
>>537666714>recommended is 600Have you taken part in any CM room nigga?
>>537665918What's wrong with Haru front? Anyway I got punished because my Golshi didn't activate a recovery skill and died
>>537666459CM has less umas so the outside is smaller that's why end closers are so busted atm
dont know about this one
Glue or viable for Gemini Cup, call itIf glue, what should I focus on more to help?
>>537666424>3* slipstream and playtime and 2* groundworkInsane actually
You just gonna scroll by without saying howdy?
>hopeful stakes>40% through the race>watch npc gold ship soaring past on the outside>she moves up all the way to 5th place before the final leg even beginsyeah this is her win.
>>537666424This the kind of spark that gets you excited to load up, but only hits on Sunny Days during inspirations.
Send me some invites please, B+ or A. Will log in every day, request shoes, get at least 500k to 600k fans per day (still learning so i might get under 200k fans per career).802962555121
>>537666824It kills Taishins that didnt prepare for it.
>>537666424cardlist?
>>537666952Wit is too low, you're gonna get screwed over by recoveries not activating and she's just gonna die
would you rather left or right?le simulator is saying right
>>537666424Do Fronts actually want Slipstream?
>>537666941>>537666952>>537666805HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THAT MUCH POWERThis went about as well as a run could go despite losing the URA final and I'm nowhere near that power.posted the wrong screenshot
>>537666981She got over her weeb phase just like that one Spe pasta said she would
>>537664661
>>537667074depending on who you run 200k might be a lot.if you're trying to build a team trial or competetive haru urara, 200k would be impressive.if you're grinding for med/lomg parents with good sparks, 500k is an easy task.
>>537666981Doumo ohayou gozaimasu.
>>537666952Look pretty similar to my Oguri, decent enough for a 2nd Ace but she rarely wins
i only recently figured out how to do parent runs with mediocre/bad decksuse the umas with 20% speed growthwith a single speed card, narita brian can win every g1 race
>>537667358MLB the other cards?what is this question?
>>537667358hold
Are there any top 500 clubs open?
>>537666094when will the game have an urara cup?
>>537667118That's End Haru mine is Front to slow the lobby down so I don't run out of Stam
>b-but shakur doesn't have any children fanartshut the fuck up
>>537667404Slop Wonder
I NEED SHOES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537667617I thought Front Haru does that too if she's a staminalet shitter and dies right away
>>537667672dirt shoes?
>>537667648>random words on shirtkek nice AI slop faggot, how about you find some actual art instead?
>>537667365Yeah but since all these cups where i had to train 1200 stamina and as much speed as possible i didn't really focus on races cause my support cards are not max cap. If i do a chill Rice Shower run i can reach over 500k in one run.
For me, it's Uma's with big boobies.
Don't feed the retard please.
How the fuck is anyone generating a Groundwork spark, every card with it has 10,000 potential skill hints
>>537667672dirt shoes
why are these umas obsessed with pretending to be bunnies
Please shill clubs I need I use my TP its almost full
>>537666941It looks very good ngl bwo post deck and parents pls
>>537667705I'm not sure but mine stays near the front unless there's another front runner then she just dies and goes to last
>>537667908>>537665017>>537665029More in previous thread.
>Enter a CM room>3 goldships>2 taishins>2 endcloser mayanosThere's a very real possibility that someone's Finals room will be decided by a lucky endcloser proc
>>537667789hey, it's not he's fault all shakur fans are talentless trannies
>>537664764fun fact, KFC astroturfed fried chicken so much in japan, it's now a part of their annual "tradition" to buy fried chicken for christmas
>>537667947I think her position doesnt matter for screwing taishin over as long as she dies and goes massively behind the pack.
>>537667908>>537667820do I fap to air groove or daiwa scarlet
>>537667705its the power that does it.her turf is G, which is a 90% reduction to accelleration. Most frontrunners take about 6 seconds to get from starting speed of ~17 to the pacing speed of ~20. Haru takes a full minute, which puts her about 36 lengths behind the pack 1/3 of the way through the race
Asking again>>537665427
>>537667358hold to MLB other busted cards in the future
>>537668198both
>>537668226you need more stamina
>>537667205Air Groove SRBourbon SRSweep Tosho SRInes Fujin SSRSatono Diamond SSRTazuna SSR borrow
>>537668226accel skills more stamina
>>537668226too little power, no skills to increase accell to max speedguts also works as a multiplier i heard but the dont recomend goign above 300 or 400?
>do this>still get shit for sparks:[
>>537668226 >maximum speedmust be the lack of power thenideally your power should be the same as your speed. you can skimp out a bit on power on medium and long tracks since you have more time and distance to accelerate to your top speed. stamina is more important there
I love misclicks
The Uma Musume world is kinda crazy though>Horse wins 15 G1 races in 3 years>An impossible feat by irl standards that would immortalize them as one of the, if not the greatest race horse of all time>Get's sent into the wood chipper as soon as she walks off the last podiumSorry queen, stable is full
>>537664829
Does Golshi want Mcqueen's Cooldown?
>>537668120Taishins skill activates before she dies though, unless there is another front in the lobby
>finally get a decent run>super shit disappears from rainbows and eventsI hate this fat cow so much...
>>537665582
>>537667358Rice Shower card isn't even that good to build debuffers and Winning Ticket card sucks, just save those points
>>537668517Mikuma when
>>537668092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flpoEt8zgu0Basically one of their spokesperson said americans ate fried chicken (instead of turkey) for christmas and every nip bought his lie
>>537668297>>537668332>>537668387>>537668434But I have 724 power and near 1200 speed, its a long race btw.And while stamina is 1000 I have 3 golden stamina skills, is that not enough?
>>537668387what skills increase max speed, professor of curvature?
Digitan LOVE
>>537668729the recovery probably didn't activate
>>537668449of course this has to be the one run that spurt procs
>>537668690>>537668092To be fair my friends and I eat fried chiggin for Christmas and Thanksgiving instead of turkey because cooking turkey is a pain in the ass
>>537668729power is fine, but it could be a little bit moremaybe it was probably just bad luck. shit can happen like that and you get blocked for no reason. maybe run a front runner next time
>>537668462we need golshi mode but harder and permanent. I know it's gacha but the actual g1 races should be hard, you shouldn't be able to just auto your way to 3 triple crowns with zero effort.
Apart from the Super Creek card which stam card is actually good, worth to borrow for Creek herself?I tried the MLB Tamamo one, but I wasn't impressed.
>>537668729your wit?
Where are the clubless 100M+ fan anons?
>>537668449deserved goldshit
>>537668465I stand corrected.
>>537668825>>537668913>>537668976388 witlet
Amazon would never
>>537666941Is body and mind better than curvature?
>>537668729Show the Uma
>>537669150close, but no cigar. what's that, 25% chance your run fails?
>>537668472Maestro and Go Home Specialist are better if you get to high enough stamina and you don't need to get a 3rd golden, if you do need a 3rd, Cooldown and BofA are both good for her
>>537669165Umapyoi and at least 4 children
In desperation I'm considering upgrading my McQueen welfare to MLB from 3LB.It's not actually worth doing at all though, is it? It won't really make any difference (outside of hints).
>>537668968seiun sky, satono diamond, zenno rob roy, manhattan cafe
>>537669165who would then?
alright 450 stamina is not enough for kikuka sho if super creek doesn't trigger need like 2 normal recoveries to make up the difference
>>537669413Digitan... this is not the comiket...
>>537669339any little bit helpsand what else are you gonna do? mlb winning ticket?
Danchou... you finally kicked the other shitters, why are you defending this one?
>>537669195I joined a couple of public long races and while I kept winning at first the rest is usually the message about the speed spurt.
>>537669606why are you censoring his name
>>537669498How long is McQueen relevant, do you know? Is this her last hurrah?
>>537669606patience, he will hit the 3d in a few minutes
>>537669660I'm not gonna dox bwo.
If you think about it you can easily win graded gemini cup with how dozens of people are neglecting wit
>>537666981Delete this
>>537669606wtf that's me
>>537669789Dunno about Gemini but I've actually lost a few Team Trials against people with lower stats and high wit, whats up with that?
>>537669606She's my recently deceased little sister...
im not going to make it...
>my long golshit horses are noticeably worse stat wise than my medium golshitI miss Tazuna. Hishi amazon is straight garbage.>have to chase her around until she gives me spurt>becomes a dead card for the rest of the runEven if I cared enough to get parents for it, having to pray for it to pop up in inspiration sounds like a massive waste of time. Might just build someone else like Spe...
>>537670014Not coming back so, safe to kick.Sorry for your loss.
>check club to trade shoes>people getting kicked and quota addedThis happened to my last club before it imploded:(
why does narita brian's goals say they change?they've been the same no matter what, if i choose to increase difficulty, not, or even whiff a few races
>>537669486It's for after the comiket
>>537670097
>>537669005Clubless 93M here, trying to get back into a A or higher /uma/ club after having friends quit the game. 884862136014.
>>537667274>>537667274>>537667274help me mayabrosactually never mind i am going back to the mayamines
>>53767009720Mil a month is not that big of a deal.
POV you're about to bust the fattest nut of your life and Agnes just leg locked you.
For some reason /uma/ is scared of this thing
>>537670327noooo stop we can't win races if you're pregnant
King Halo is the best one here right
any 60m+ 1m daily players need a club?
There is absolutely no chance this information is correct. I've had 5 sleep deprived events out of the last 6 rests. If it were a 10% chance, then the chances of that happening are 0.000054 (or 0.0054%). The chance for a low energy rest MUST be higher than 10%.
Bros...
>>537670450sounds like youre extremely luckypull on wedding mayano now
>>537670327>Agnes
>>537670327Of course it's a phoneposter
>>537670232We're in the top 200, told the Danchou and he should send you an invite. If you want I followed you so you can apply to join from there too. We're UMADash
>700 speed>1200 stamina>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rekKYDXDpAogold ships VA is phenomenal actually
>>537670326it isn't for me (already made 4m today) but all i'm saying is that it's a bad memory that happened to a club I liked
bros i didnt get enough stats before the arima kinen im screwed... even if i won somehow theres no way i could qualify for the finales like this...
>>537670603I would get 9 silver gates and 1 gold. I've had a single triple rainbow in my entire career while running 4 speed cards. I'm absorbing all of the bad luck for every uma player here so now's the time for you to pull on a banner. It's too late for me.
>>537670419Yeah unless you're fishing for specific skills.
>>537669005I have 180m but I don't wanna leave my A+ chill club unless I can get a guarantee top 100 club
>>537670574You shouldn't have picked up
Did english get auto yet?
>>537670846yeah if you like listening to retardation
>>537670624>>537670679Nobody fucking cares about Digital.>>537670739Nope, it's an auto-crop and save to clipboard tool.
>>537667274Probably the right one, she has spurt and S in End which gets her over the 400 wit mark, problem is the stamina could be a little low in some situations, up to you if you want to go with her or make a better one
>>537670854I would have left if it was too much of a quota. 20mil is quite managable. After all I usually just two runs a day.
and somehow Long doesn't trigger
>>537670872Wow look at this high roller getting a triple rainbow. I can do a career with 4 speed cards and get A FEW double rainbows in the entire career. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnj2D0Eukhw
>>537670764Neat. I tried sending an application but seems like the club is at capped.
>double circle affinity>1-2 sparks proc>single circle affinity >6-7 sparks procFuck I should've screencapped it. It wasn't a gold inspiration either. I've had golds before and it never gave me this much ever. What the fuck exactly a golden insp tells us then
>rudolf has no hint frequencythere's only one way to get subdued end closers...?
>>537670419Yeah, she's first rate.
>>537671162I do t want Curren-chan to touch me. She aint my trainee.
>>537666661based
>>537671065I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to fill out the form again.
>>537671235It's shit. It's super shit.
This horse is 100% trans
>>537668462You 'retire' a champion
>>537667820I love fat titted uma so much. Are there any tit adjacent clubs?
>>537671470its literally the same thing as flusteredor do you mean the rudolf card, but there's no other way...
>>537671195we're 29/30 right now, I guess there's also an application limit and our danchou isn't rejecting applications. I pasted your Id in the club chat though so the danchou should see it
>>537671493You should be shot
Teio's unique or Rudolf's unique for Goldship?
>>537671493yeah, she used to have a small head
>>537671619I mean having to rely on Rudolf, as she rarely has hints, then has a bunch of skills.It's a nuisance.
>>537671209>What the fuck exactly a golden insp tells us thenbasically more sparks procing from what I recallOverall everything is still kind of rng
>>537671235You don't want to bank on 1% stamina debuffs for this CM.They are barely effective against pace chasers who have THE highest stamina requirement. Endclosers require the least.Invest in speed debuffs because while weak, they actually do something to buy you distance.
>>537671493Nah
>>537671128Welcome to the club, it's either Long S not triggering, spurt or the rainbows completely disappearing at some point from the stats you need
>fail triple crown>forgot the g1 before summer>bad white sparks>3* staminamaybe i'll find a different uma to build white skills on...
shortstack has openings for any anons interested in a casual /uma/ club with a 4 day login period being the only ruleonly other (informal) rule is you have to at least tolerate fat titties, especially on shorties
can someone loan me like 600k monies plz
>>537671619the other way is to breed debuffer parents for it the same way you would straightaway spurt or groundwork.I kinda did that last CM where as i made debuffers, the ones that got skillsparks would become the new parents until i had an uma with debuff skill hints of her own and two skill hint parents and it did end up making my life a lot easier.
>>537670846kinda wacky that someone so talented had basically zero notable roles before uma
evil nature isn't THIS cute... this is off model garbo!
>>537672104you gotta start somewhere
Sup bros which uma is for me?
>>537671053No shit we're on 4chan
>>537671904i can do so but you’ll have a monthly apr of 40%
>>537671534I mean Almond Love loves Almond Eye for her big personalities
>>537671883How fat we talking?
>>537672104She carried the brand for years too. They owe her a lot.
>>537671872ok actually i want /uma/'s inputshould i keep going for better white sparks or take my 3* stamina
>>537672294about this fat
>>537671657Thanks anon, I'll wait patiently
>>537664764this is your futurebe afraid
>0LB Kitasan Black>2LB Super CreekI should use my Creek and borrow an MLB Kitasan, right?
>>537664764
>>537672402w-where are all of the stamina skills?
>>537671883App sent!
>>537672294
>>537672410Seems like a no brainer
>>537664829>>537668465
Urara win
>>537672545>>537672386Disgusting.
>>537672402>skill and stat bloatslopit's over
>>537672545Fatter
>>537672163Sweep Tosho
>Long didn't trigger twice>McQueen didn't give Cooldown>failed a 5% and a 3%
Let's look for it together.
>>537672104i thought she was just a memer at first but the range she shows is actually impressive
Narita Brian looks good naked
>>537672427>>537672662
Any open clubs? I got kicked cause i had to move yesterday most likely.
>>537673026huh?
lets not get ahead of ourselvesEoS in 2 years is possible
>>537666146Sexually
>>537672545>>537672386Hmmm..a bit on the small side don't you think?
>>537672386so retarded she doesn't even know what's happening lol
>>537672402I finally started getting UC rated umas recently.
>>537664764>B~B+ rank clubAlmondLove has 2 more spots for like-minded active players
CM Test run - 76969864Bring your ponies.
>>537673063why does she have the suburban mom fit for her casual look
>>537673089>he doesn't knowEoS is tomorrow, bwo.
Freshly Made in AMPLE Amounts
>>537673078it's pretty chill except for the dirt griefers
>>537664764I accidentally refreshed my daily race tickets. I have no idea what I lost? Like 30 carats?
>>537673232Do you guys serve fresh almond milk?
>>537673163>that hair cutcute!>>537673251cuz this game is for 30+yo salary boys
>>537672402Its Granblue all over again.
>>537673089>he doesn't knowEoS is in 3 hours, bwo.
>>537673329Ohhh nyonyonyo...
>>53767332930, yeah.
>>537673405I'd let her drain my rose if you catch my drift
please stop posting umas eating chicken, it's extremely unsettling and tormenting
>>537673089EoS your life lmao
>>537673329>bricked so hard he got a mental trauma and forgot how much he fucked up
One more (3 honses) for CM test drive. 76969864
>>537673503I don't get it>>537673530You got it, I'll stop. Sorry!
>>537673081You never seen your uma naked?
>>537673405That was scary af.
>>537672402>No swinging maestroShe's glue, I'm afraid
>>537673569I was walking my dog I had no idea until I saw the confirmation screen
How many extra races do you guys run in your Taishin ace careers?
Please inv already i literally can't play the game cause im not in a club. Will log in daily, request shoes and do at least 20m/month. 802962555121
>>537673479s-so I lost 30 carats, right?
>>537673696Naizuri with Taishin
>>537673338Unfortunately our sister club AlmondMilk has been stealing all of ours from the fridge...
>>537673716Yeah, it's not a lot. Not worth doing, but not an expensive mistake.
>>537673696Cryzuri with Taishin.
Is this good bros.. 2* only but I got triple 7 and URA finale parents
>>537673232Don't know much about Almond Eye but here: 888057377604Old club with irls stopped playing so I left but can't join for another 5 hours. I do 1-2 runs a day which is hopefully enough
>>537673696no rainbow? I race
SEE DEEZ NUTZ GOLDSHIP!
>>537673576>he set it to publicyou're not slick
>look at these numbers!considering all numbers come from scenarios, that just turns numbers dont matterthose 1500 stat horses are only going to be fighting other 1500 horses, so what does it all mean?
Thoughts?
>>5376738311 and 2 sparks are useable if you just want to race the offspring and not breed them. Not the worst if the other stars are 3 from grandparents
oh ok so this is how she got injured?
Behold the uma that came 3rd in both Hopeful and Wakagoma.
>>537673831>style pinkno
this should be fine, right?
I think my uma is in heat guys what's the best thing to do? Should I say I'm sick and call off from work until it dies out?
>>537672425guise i think my dick just exploaded
>>537674085Lick her ears
>>537673958>monkey_pointing_at_monitor_with_forever_growing_numbers.mp4
>>537673940If i call it out twice and it doesen't fill up i'm adding randoms.
>>537672425needs naizuri window =d
>>537673709That's more than enough. Sent
I could've forced a clock here, but I wanted happy meek to be happy
DRINKING EACH OTHER'S MILK
>>537674242this seems inaccurate
>>537674374You're a good man.Shame it's not her singing.
>>537670232sent you an invite for another club if you're interested was ~top 200 last month
>>537673576>>537673940>Retarded Goldshi just teleports in front of Rice at the end.
>>537674267Where? >:(
>>537674374Based
did you already reach 400k event points?
>>537674085Give her a full body massage
>>537674381>EACH OTHER'S MILKerm... do you have something to tell us, bwo?
>>537674530almost
How does the game resolve this kinda thing anyway? Surely there must be some priority system in place for whose hint triggers.
>>537674242Sir that's a cow
>>537674374you wanted Aoi to fuck you be honest
CM Simulation52912137
>>537674680WHEN IN DOUBTGUESS THAT ITS RANDOM
>>537674374Even winning the URA will not release her from the cycle
>>537674374Mayano Tummy ToT
>>537674680I wish this shit didn't happen, along with getting stats from them.
>>537674530in 3-4 more runs maybe
>>537674374I want to train Happy Meek
>>537673909this
>spurt, long s>no maestro>couldn't hit 1k>lost some optional racesinto the glue factory
>>537674518Gomen... I copypasted it this time
So, the event card is just complete ass?
>>537674809Getting stats should be reserved purely for when they're out of skill hints to give.
>>537674847Got it, ty!
>>537674665No
>>537674809This shit breaks me. Spend ages hunting the hints, buying up skills to remove them, only one skill left to get (the one you want, obviously), 6 WIT.This time, surely, NOPE, 6 WIT.6 WIT.Fuck that shit.
>>537674242light hello will rape all of us
I want to fuck Kitasan so bad
>>537674463Thanks, I'll take a look if Dash fills before I get my invite.
I've been blessed with a decent gold ship after a million runs, I have 655 points to spend, which should I get out of these? I think I can get 4 >Emperor's divine might>Firm Conditions>Spring Runner>Standard Distance>Stamina Eater>Corner adept>Homestretch haste
>>537675030I wanna get a pitjob from her so bad
>anon some time ago told me Transcend an annoying pick me girl>she just happens to become best friends with (You)>actually really good story where two people can communicate well with one anotherYou piece of shit, Transcend is awesome.
>got my 1200/1200 goldship>will get rng'd by some retard with a lucky pace chaser in the finals again
>cm lobby spam is back on the menu
>>537675056Firm, Standard, Haste, Spring.
I love this guy's Kingu art.
hons
>>537675030You'll have to wait for her next SSR card before you get that event.
>>537674530yeah, trying to get long spark parents in the super creek mines while im reading a book or watching a movie after my borrows
dude going front runner makes you win literally everything, easy mode
dude weed!
>>537675056congrats, firm, spring, standard and emperor
I'll make a club for the clubless. Only requirement is to not be a leech. Name suggestions?
>>537675146>he believed in the lies of a random anon>he didn't trust the "MY BRO!" propagandayou're GAY and STUPID! glad you came around tho!>>537675282>daddy instead of "father" or somethingcrrrrrrrrringe "TRANSlator"
>>537673859Sent
>>537670205That outfit looks so retarded
>>537675383Unstable.
>>537674708A little maybe
>Front run Suzuka>Race starts>Concentration procs>Spend literally the entire first half of the race in 18th place anywayUM SUZUKA???
>>537675339
>>537675383...isn't every club a club for the clubless?
>>537675587No, my club exclusively poaches trainers who are already in a club.Being clubless is a sign of low value and I don't want them.
what if i fucked mayano in front of teio
>>537675527Check these
>>537675423>>daddy instead of "father" or something>crrrrrrrrringe "TRANSlator"The punchline......Hmm...What's down here? .........Your head
>>537674868yes, free SSRs are usually badbecause they are freeuseful for grinding event points tho
>kills your redditship
>>537675383I mean, there's still clubs recruiting if people applied or posted their IDs. The only one repeatedly posting was already promised a spot so I assume there's just confusion there.There're probably enough clubs as is.
>>537675682sorry but I'm not a tranny slopposter like yourself,reddit cuck. go back where thou came from
>>537675729>reddit tachyon
>>537675339Which uma is most likely to be a pothead?
Why is "smile" censored in the club chat
>>537674868insane how they can classify that shit card as ssr
>Train in the pool>Get "Wet Conditions" from a hintheh
>>537675857too passive aggressive, not allowed
>>537675282Teio sex
>>537675729>Rainy days
This shit isnt gonna be enough is it
Which horses are reddit
>>537675930it is, in fact, raining outside
>>537676009All of tjem
>>537664764top 500 circle CunnyInc. has spots. any /uma/ anon can join
>>537676009What's a horse?
>>537675857A lot of common words are censored for no good reason. Like "all".
>>537675857pretty smilephobic of them
>>537672325Take the 3 stam and loop someone else in if you're trying to grind for a key skill or just do aces with a parent so you don't burn out
i like to turn off skip when I press rest at summer camp to look at Teio's bare sole
would this horse actually do well in CM?
What if Spechan had bigger tits and acted sluttier?
>>537676187yeah
GOLDSHIIIIIII!
26073159, bring 3 umas!!!will post result if interested
spooky image, don’t open
>>537676293post em
I can’t believe big fat black cocks being swallowed by faggy boy bussys isn’t banned in the group chat
aw shit
>>537676341I want to rape them both
>>537676009you won't get a genuine answer, like what you want and what makes you happy, you don't need validation for what you like unless you are a screeching retard that makes it their personality or forcing stuff onto others like most people do
>>537675857They also censored "howdy" for some reason, kinda weird.
>>537676293>already fullwtf did people finally start joining these lobbies?
>>537676407>evening uma attackIt's rape isn't it
>>537676009your favorite one
>>537676187yes
I hate this card like you wouldn't believe
Why’s it always rape? Why not “I’d like to tenderly make passionate love to both of them.”
>>537676589The umas want to be raped by their trainer
>>537675729Why would you need 4 gold recoveries with 1k stam
>>537676509You can only post like Taiki ShuttleHOWDEE TORENA!
https://files.catbox.moe/x8jpel.pngLeft or right for CM? Simulator says that left is better but I tried running her against my other aces and left ate shit twice while right finished 1L away and won the second run
>>537676589how many umas would be okay with polygamy? it'd be a bloodbath.
>>537676589Hugs and kissy hand holding for me
>Starting an ace run>debut 2ndwellok then
Is there a list of banned words?
>>537676680sim says left because it auto activates all skills regardless of wit
>>537676680Simulator assumes all skills proc. That's the biggest distinction from actual matches. Left is definitely better if you pass all the wit checks
Where are all the IDs? Do anons really aren't looking for a club?
>>537675775For real? I'm just looking for a club where the danchou isn't dead and kicks inactives at the end of the month501444138323
>>537676687anime girls are always in a harem so it would be second nature
>>537676576Cute as fuck.
>>537676293>every recovery fired>got blocked for the first 3 seconds of late race nullifying any advantage higher power gave me
>>537676589I've never had sex before. I would prefer to be raped, because then I wouldn't be judged on my performance (and broadly wouldn't have to be as active: I'm a bit out of shape and don't think I could sustain my thrusting for very long).
>>537676868very few girls in harem anime are actually okay with being in a harem
>"Appearance of consent"
>>537676407>*BOOM*>*CRASH*That's all the warning you get; your home is being invaded RIGHT NOW. What do you use to defend yourself?
When's the next good card banner? I need more SRs
>>537676957Total westoid death
>>537676687Bigamy is probably pretty common in the uma world, how else could you explain human women still existing?
>>537676852Sent you an inv. All we want is people to login and play, we kick dead people (hence the spaces atm).
>>537675802>tumblr cafe
wat does Guts even do
>>537677005during seiun sky there's suzuka and tamamo rate up
>>537677116sexual performance
>>537676771Everything in here
>>537676964Who is this cool beauty?
>>537676957>Highschool horse girls>"ArE ThEY LEgal???????"
>>537676589The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
>>537677048Even fucking an Uma doesn't guarantee an Uma daughter from what I remember
>>537677062Give me 24 hours and I'm in
the images of king halo absolutely gassed and sweating after a run are incredibly hot
>>537677096>king habbo hotel
>>537677116Lowers stamina consumption. People will tell you it does things other than that but they will never tell you what those things are.
>>537677116isn't he the main character of Berserk?
>>537676293>>5376763961>2>3is flower maneuver actually viable on golshi?
680669320329I'm still looking. I had about 30 million last month and would prefer a top 500 club.
>>537677116He watches idolmaster while fishing on a boat
>>537677267Awesome.
watch thishttps://x.com/IHaveBread_/status/1962901172445962658
>>537677332are you refuting the sexual stamina consumption interpretation
I want to quit my club and join an A club since I have >100m fans and could use the extra rewards but I just know if I try they'll all be full by the time cooldown is over and I'll be left scrambling just to join a B- club... I hate this...
>>537676771"kick" is banned for whatever reason, also "debuff" but not rape and cunny
>>537677430>he thinks 30m is worthy of top 500Kek lmao
Is the Gold autism really this prominent?
>>537677492Stamina is stamina.
>>537677062Count me in, if you're so willing.466172630858
Uwaaah
>>537676808>Left is definitely better if you pass all the wit checksBut with 280 wit it's a worse chance than a coinflip, no?
>>537676680right
>>537677298>9gag doto
>>537677435he also fucks an underage wizard girl
FUCK YOU GAME HOW THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE 3 TURNS IN THE INFIRMARY TO CURE FUCKING PRACTICE POOR YOU STUPID FUCKING SHIT RNG I AM SO FUCKING MAD
>>537677605i would stuff this gyaru's panties in her mouth to stop her from memeing during sex
Sekai saikyou wa, sou, el condor pasa!
>>537677647Sent.
>>537676957>The mental gymnastics of westerners
>>537677790>Loses to the frenchjej
Mambo
>>537676576Umas for this feel?
>>537676519
>>537677778Guts likes Sweep Tosho!?
>>537677843Nippon saikyou wa, sou, el condor pasa!
>>537677678who the fuck is this uma
>>537677883Teio. 100%.
Does power matter for end closers?
Satono Diamond is actually kinda cuteThe kind you'd trick in sex and leave into a mess
>>537678015yea
>>537676187its bricked
clublets you better find a club asap, slots are vanishing
I'm a trash trainer and that's fine
>>537677240I think it doesUnless youre talking about sons. Ningen can have a chance at uma daughters if they hit the spark, but uma's daughters are always umas
>>537678015Everyone needs to accelerate. It's just different how urgently they need to do so.CM2 has hills as well, which make it more important.
Dober is a fat bitch!
>>537678102My brother, Satono Diamond would sooner trick YOU into sex than the other way around. And then you'd be stuck in marriage with her because her incredibly rich family would end you if you tried to get out of it.
>>537677938nyes
top 500 is like 1m daily for the first few days
>You need more speed or you'll die in gemini>You need stamina or you'll die in gemini>You need power or you'll die in gemini>You need more wit or you'll die in gemini>You need more skills or you'll die in gemini>You need more affinity or you'll die in gemini
>>537678015longer the track is, less important power is
Any big difference wanting to chill between a C and B rank club?
who's this uma?
>no spurtwell, guess she goes to the glue barn
>>537678510that's my wife
>>537678301tricked by a middle schooler into sex? how troublesome
What did she mean by this?
>>537677517leave now and ill kick someone out for you
>>537678545oh yeah well i got a spurt for her right here *aggressively grabs your crotch*
>>537678567what's the name of your wife?
>>537678492No.
>>537678510Machikanemambohauser
>>537677517have you tried ASKING your dancho to get kicked?
>>537678606She means that she doesn't know what she'd do without you.
the one time i get long S and spurt is one of the worst runs
>>537677806Thanks. Just left my other club so I'll join tomorrow.
why are matikanefukukitaru runs so hard she loses every race
>>537678741look at how fucking flat she is
>>537678741=d
>>537678741I wonder if Taishin enjoys headpads
>>537678798I heard shiraoki likes it when you open your wallet
>>537677517Ask to get kicked. You can join immediately. If youre 100m + you can join A rank clubs and help them get A+ even>>537677569It can be. But he would be on the lower end
>>537678832but staygold is a stallion?
>>537676589Because I want to rape a woman who's stronger than me.
>>537678960who is that
>get charming from accupuncturist turn 2 >proceed to fail 3 sub 10% in a row >lose debut >have to waste a minimum of 1 infirmary turn(s), at least 1 recreation turn and run at least 1 useless maiden race >tempo goneNothing ever happens.
>Perfect parent run>Got all the med/long G1s undefeated>Got all the skills I want and more>1 wit 2 medium>only got 2 spurt and some minor whites, which I have everywhere by nowsigh
>>537678741FLATISJUSTICE
I'm so tired of training fucking Gold Ship. Maybe I should farm these oka sho sashes and bet on Scarlet
>>537679050play her career
>>537677678I love umamusume 1's deceptively huge tits. When they swing in her winning animation... It hit me like a freight
>>537678832Ain't no way Stay Gold has the balls to do that after hearing everything about Point Flag
without 3 star blues....its impossible.....
>>537677993>Missed 1 day of legend run because i was passed out after work so instead of 10 piece sort of a free teio im 30 pieces shortI hate it here
>>537678741
>>537679119I think I should impregnate Scarlet again
Is B+ ranking high or low for a /uma/ club? Thinking about maybe ditching them.
>Club has been steadily falling in ranks>Kick members that where active every day>Somehow this will improve their rankI sincerely doubt that a failing club is going find more active members at this point. Seems like a desperate attempt to course-correct. I even fulfilled the monthly requirement
>>537679508club name?
>>537679119Always a wise choice to bet on the sexiest and cutest #1 there ever was.
So... Is this is it for the game?Non existant events (no gameplay difference)?and Preparing for the next CM?Is the next scenario game changing?
>>537679419look at the power of those hips, they could destroy you
>Joined a random no-effort club>Suddenly jumped from D rank to A rank this monthi'm not gonna complain but that's quite the lock-in
>>537679574Nice try
>>537679471Its super casual central. A is where daily run(s) players hang out and A+ is semiconeptitive with lower limit of 20m or something
>1000/1000 speed/stamina>1* guts>shit white sparksJust fuck my ass while you're at it
trash.............
>>537677678>all his sets are extremely vanilla>except the condor one (rape)What a fucking nigger.
>>537664941>debuff is not allowed>debu is not allowed>debaff is allowedAt least when I was naming my deck.
>>537679471You could get into an A+ club if you're fine with quotas. The only benefit of B is that you don't have to be worried about getting kicked if you underperform and a more relaxed atmosphere. If you're in my club, just ask and you can skip the 24h waiting period
Another day of 3 daily borrows wasted I'm gooning to Tachy wife now
>>537679590If you think that the next scenario is going to turn the game into a third person action rpg then you're retarded, scenarios do get interesting mechanics to experiment and form builds for but it's still the same game at heart Sorry that there's no giant empty world to walk around in, this isn't a chink game
>>537675928While she calls you owner
recruiting people is very dogshit process in this game i wished they just ranked you individually
This is my average Rice Shower spam run, should've invited me in your club when you had the chance anon..
Keep in mind a lot of B+ clubs were probably stuck with people they wouldn't kick after the halfway point in the month, so their numbers will probably improve.Until all the new people they invite repeat the problem. Hopefully not though.
>>537679951>giant empty world to walk around in,lol zzz
>>537676589all maresstallions only when there is a few
>>537680001wtf sauce
>>537680001holy shit give me the source
>Pace ChaserI thought everyone is using Late or End this CM
>>537680010>reddit showerNo... It was right to keep you out.
what probly the easiest stam 3 star farm uma? Rudolf?
>>537680256I've got 2 front runners and an end
Other than making Danchou happy, does fan count even do anything? Do you get any sort of bonus to stats or compatibility for getting to Legend or beyond in career?
You should be honest and apologize.
>>537675282i want to fuck teio so bad
>>537679753ugly whore
I'm tired of Goldshit. Should I make Pace Chaser McQueen or End Closer Rudolph? Does anyone have a good one I should aim for
>>537680148meant for >>537676687
>>537680339It's more like fans come automatically when you do parent runs
>>537679951I'm not expecting the game to become a different game, just to have content to look forward that builds upon the base game AND events that feel like events, like this is the third event wheel that completes itself and the other are just doing specific races
>>537680321any uma with 20% stam growth rateRudolfGolshiSpeMc queenOpera OMayano
>>537680321rudolf is a great parent for 3* stam/power+sparks farming
Pro-tip: you won't burn out as fast if you focus on the girls you like instead of chasing metacancer.
>>537680158>>537680150it's just level 5 guts training?
>>537679590You should like the game's gambling simulator gameplay and the characters and story. Personally i enjoy it in a casual capacity>>537680042I think B+ clubs tend to attract and have people who dont stick with the game. You dont see it in sweatier clubs aside from the occasional dude who exploded from burnout. I think a small quota is fine to filter out noncommital shitters. I hope after the initial hype the playerbase gets more stable and we have less quitters
>>537680545I tried running my favorite girl for CM1 and she ate shit everytime so I swapped over to Gold Ship. The shame of using metacancer is less than the shame of losing
>>537672212Sounds good, I'll apply then
do debuffers even matter this CM
>>537680597i was danchou for a B+ club the quit rate is something like 30-50%
>>537680256Im doing double front and the best flex i can fit in
>>537680670This goes away next CM for the most part.
>/uma/non leaves>danchou replaces him with someone who does not even have /uma/ in his descriptionH-huh?
>>537680704just get stamina eater from manhattan cafe SR
>>537680704Most people are running multiple end closers, so while a dedicated debuffer might not be needed, I'd try to have 1-2 skills targeting end closers
>>537680379>Wotr out of nowhereNow thats a game i enjoyed. Great fucking epic story
>>537680545I'm taking a break from the CM grind by making Mile/Medium Curren to eventually win all trophies with her. It's fun.
>>537680815>/uma/non leaves>danchou invites someone new>check profile>Default G+ Daiwa aceWe're not gonno make it bwos...
>>537680815leave while you still can. it's a cuma waiting to happen
>>537680815>anon leaves club>a new member joins>/uma/ isn't added to the guys description till maybe an hour laterI ain't naming names but I saw that
>>537680815that's danchou egf you sicko
>>537680670I ran my favourites with an insurance golshi lất CM. You have 3 slots
I only put /uma/ in my profile when I'm applying for clubs. Because I hide my powerlevel.
>>537677004ol' and reliable
I think you guys are fucking retarded. Namedrop me I don't care.
cygay give me another selector ticket(s)
>>537680339Fans unlock your Uma’s signature ability levels, if you don’t meet certain thresholds (don’t have them memorized sorry, someone post them) your ult wont level up in careerAlso club fans let you do more career runs for “free” if you are in a like-minded club, which is why smart anons want better clubs (not for a few extra carots to pull with). If everyone is doing more you get more rewards and those extra runs you got in means better parents, aces, TT Umas, etc. which means more carats from that, etc.>>537680815I made the mistake of not reading the OP once too, you don’t need it in your profile if you post id in the thread which is probably what happened. Also some people remove it once they get in the club.
its more work to be a casual dancho cause people quit more often and carries will leave for more jims
>>537680815It's called a Relief Ace. Never heard of that?
>>537680815Are all the Club leaders of /UMA/ Clubs just shitting themselves currently? It's like they believe there is an infinite amount of big 10+ daily Run farmers constantly joining the thread.For every anon they kick they just invite some random glob-shitto instead, it's quite funny desu
>>537680815>the frog nigger from last thread was warning us about thiswe didn't listen
>>537680815Namedrop the club, its not doxing but helpful to know
>>537681237>hide powerlevel>while playing a Japanese game based off of horse racing one of the most boomer forms of gambling of all time
>new member joins>r/Umamusume in bio>quickly changed to /uma/ a few minutes laterbwos...?
Post THAT image
>Six sleep deprives in a rowShouldn't this be illegal.
>>537666805CMs are vs people that build and test build the umas, theyre what you should expect as the top end contenders.You shouldnt expect guys that harsh in half your games.
>>537681356any club that wasn't created in the first week is a bunch of stragglers that don't matter, no matter how high or low their ranking might bethey don't matter
>>537681301That's why you, the danchou, have to lead by example and be the carry
>>537681287>Also club fans let you do more career runs for “free”???
>>537681049kek where does your danchou find those shitters. every time i see someone asking for a club /here/ it's someone with like 80m fans or some shit.
>>537681556its pointless desu they just quit either way im top fans in my club. its way better to recruit slightly below your own activity.
>good stats>spurt>Long SChoose 2 and only 2. Pretty much how the last 50+ runs have went.
>>537680815I posted my ID here and was invited, I'm one of you anontachis...
>>537681641My danchou is the literal worst. I'd leave but this is gonna be a busy month for me so I probably won't be able to keep up with a real club, maybe next month.
>>537681718just run a pace so you can do good stats + Long S just fine
>>537681718This is Hell.
Reminder.
>>537681718good stats + spurtyou can survive without long S
>>537681617talking about TP refill which is only 10 carats. Going up one rank get you 300 more carats which is 30 more runs you get even if you’re saving a 10-pull
Need to namedrop these clubs
You guys are going to regret joining sweaty clubs when the burn starts settling in instead of comfymaxxing
>>537681872umadash mentioned
>>537676407
Does anyone have a good Pace Mcqueen as an example
>>537681718
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>537681902I don't think asking for someone to have more than 30m is that much at this point in the game's life...
>>537681948*Sound of ribs breaking violently*
>>537681547The one I got kicked from was a Day 1, and I had been in it since it was created. It's a shame really. I quite liked it. But we fell in rankings and I think the leader lost his shit and started purging. I just don't see how they will realistically recover from this. It being a club based on the general leaves it with a limited amount of players, and all the better ones are definitely not leaving their clubs for a worse one. Tbh I get why I was kicked. I only brought in the minimum required amount of fans(I did hit the quota though). But it still sucks. I just don't feel like doing several URA runs every day. Best of luck to them, but I think the outlook is grim
>>537681872Eden
>>537681948The subway slammer...
>>537681902married men coming home from their shift would go "hell yeah"
>>537682064club name?
I'm using 3 Pace Chasers this CM, kneel
>>537681959Better to be fucking retarded than retarded fucking if you catch my drift.
>>537666941It’s miles better than anything I’ve made, so likely better than the casual player What’s your deck there?
>>537682187why? You keep asking everyone. And it seems shady
>>537679183well its like her god or something right but is it also based on an umai guess i'll just google it
what is the deal with these trannies making 20 billion clubs to funnel into their little discord empire
>>537682228>didn't buy fov skilldeserved
>>537681543It happened to me. I got matched with dudes who go toe to toe with CM room niggas constantly all the way until A Finals
>>537682337It's her dead sister / the god she prays to.
>>537682257Pretty sure there’s an anon obsessed with trying to “blacklist” clubs that’s been here since launch. Not sure what they get out of it since they’re not even in charge of the rentry or anything
How can I tell if a /vg/ club is real?
>Train for sparks for 2 weeks>it was all worthlessOh, so thats why the game is dying so fast...
>>537682187its umao-ralkos
>>537682064>>537682257why not just tell him? what do you have to hide huh!? anything but the OG 3-5 clubs are gay
>>537682548...? Because you found it in here? I don't understand the question even.
>>537682548smell if there's autism in the air and not the discord kind
>>537682547/uma/ must disavow!
why did witgawd tell us to get Turf S over Distance S?
>>537681902nigga i'm high half of the day jerking off to AI porn of my favorite horsethe other half i can grind this shit while also high
The """emperor"""
>>537682380NGOs pay them to fuck over anything not israeli owned
>owl before summerwow this game is awesome, can't wait to quit this shit
>>537680150>>537680158https://files.catbox.moe/mj9gwj.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/otor8s.mp4
>+50 speed 6% failure>+45 speed 3% failureI'm gonna glue this fucking bitch
>>537682758you need power for this track
>>537682548Some fat fuck will show up at your home in order to check out if your a real /virgin/ gamer
>>537682758You get distance from the borrow. You having Turf means you can use it with any distance.
Here's the honest truth: if you're spending your free time here you're a guy with no life. And as someone with no life, the fact that you can't do something simple as not letting your TP hit 100 says a lot about what a failure you are. If you fail are life, the least you could is not fail at vidya. But here you are, crying about quotas, spreadsheets, and unironically call others losers like a normalfag.If you can't do 4-5 career runs a day, then you're either an abject failure or the game isn't for you. Go play something that actually makes you enjoy doing daily things and prepping for the next in-game event.
>>537682662haha....
>>537682758Did he? I'm guessing but it's because of the final uphill in the track. The reason why spurt is a must is because it activates at the right time to bypass that hell.
are there any decent b+ or higher clubs willing to take in a 42m fan shitter?929965979387
When Manhattan
>>537682445oh that's kinda sad but neat
>>537682827What the fuck is wrong with Teiofags?
>>537682834>>537682883>>537682921Nah he didn't make a specific CM2 guide, he just said it generally. He also said to start making groundwork+turf legacies
>>537681951McQueenfag here. I don't even dare making a Pace Chaser for this CM, I'm just running her front. Stam reqs are criminal enough as is, and I don't trust my luck on gambling for Pace promotion when everybody and their mom will be bringing front Urara.
>>537682560>be f2p>danchou quit >No 9 stam sparks>not hitting the speedcap/stamcap>barely any long SThis cup will truly be the reaper.
>>537682703No, I just searched /uma/.
>>537682827holy based, thanks, i found an archive post but it seems like litterbox is down
>>537682827where did you get this sex tape of me and teio
>>537683046Front is more bricked than Pace though and you are bricking yourself by using sparks to bring her to Front A.
>>537683023Prepping Turf works with any distance borrow. It's a time saver. That's why.
>>537683046Does anything change with running her front? Same requirements?
>umaoooo didn't even finish in top 50 AHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA get fucked tryharding niggers, kicking me didn't do you much good huh? Faggots.
>>537683012Nothing
>>537682827>shitskin>micropenisare teiofags pajeets wtf
why is ralkos not jumping ship to eden
>boss adds a new fag to the club>it isn't a random globo homo schmuckwhoa it really is THAT easy! just don't join a dog shit fake /vg/ club
>>537682827ErmThese are sexual videos of a childhorse..................
>>537683097Well you can tell if it's from here if it's posted in here. It's not rocket science.
>>537683419/uma/ loves fillies
Namedrop your favorite uma club member.
>>537683193>training guts
>>537683242It's just a gathering of shitters doing the "bare minimum" and trying to leech off of Ralkos
>>537683421static stretching is bad tho
Big titty umas
>double air groove lobby>every end closer dies
>>537683421mambo
>>537682561thats not uma club
please give me a good spark lap
>>537683475My Danchou!!! :3c
>>537683501I was looking at Turbo's actually
>>537683421me on the left
>>537683012Cygods found the secret formula for the Sex Goddess that is Tighthole Teio
>>537683421It's maddening that we have to wait so long for those guys.
>>537683559You barely won against Taishin, calm down bub
>>537679804more trash
>>537683421
>>537683559>1/2 length>dying
>>537683475My top 3: me, myself, and I.
>>537683690>1/2L>barelyMaybe if it was head or nose, also she slowed down at the finish
>>537683751red shift? show your deck so I can see whether or not this is a trainer or deck issue
I'm getting burned out. I can only manage 1 run a day now
>>537683421>>537683796If you watch the gameplay videos she's in on PakaTube, she breaks character so easily. It's very cute.
>>537680815if you're talking about the guy i added to shortstack, he literally posted here that he sent an invite and lo and behold there was an application for the club, he just didn't have /uma/ in his bio
>Narita Brian career>If you don't get triple crown, you go down a route where one of your race rivals is Mambo
Post the uma that you think is the objectively best designed, not necessarily your favorite.
>>537683795I could take this Goldship
Is professor of curvature needed on pace chasers can i go for the other corner skills instead
>>537683865Why would I listen to a retard for advice?
>>537681859>Spending carrots on TPlmao
>>537683501is it? please explain /fit/fags
why are people running mejiro if the consistency is only 60%? wouldnt running urara be better to get more guts (stamina) and get unraffled for guaranteed recovery?
These women appeal to meAny questions?https://snep.pw/uma/sorter
>>537683917>seconds before her sweaty pussy envelops your FOV
>>537684031favorite subreddit?
>get cooldown from mcqueen>get right handed from debut runI'll never call mcqueen and oguri fat again
>>537683924How upset would she be if you took her to a Burger King or McDs, or maybe she would find it quaint?
>>537684010How are they calculating consistency here? I find it difficult to believe that the condition of being surrounded will be satisfied 99.33% of the time.
>>537684031Are you an egg or are you trans?
>>537684279seems very possible for end closers
>>537684010>unruffled>guaranteed recovery
>>537683990lol enjoy getting bounced in R1 qualifiers>>537684003dynamic stretches before working out, statics afterwards, simple as
>>537684003Bad as a warmup before exercise. Good after as a cooldown after.
Please upvote, comment, and like.
>>537684031How can your taste be this bad?
Why does Makween consistently gives Cooldown on my Golshi runs but not when it's my wife runs? Is she jealous?
>>537684421>>537684448Damn good to know. I'm about to start exercising again after like a decade of being a potato so I'm still running on high school gym knowledge from like 200 years ago
>>537684189r/antisex
>>537684378Possible for sure, especially if your uma decides to take the inside line, but 99% of the time? Nah
>>537684457[+1]
Stakes?
>>537684807why are you replying to yourself?
>>537684031You guys are ridiculous, do reddit troons even like still in love?
>>537681486WHAT CLUB
what style of running will we be seeing in cancer cup? front because of seiun? im getting my debuffer ready
>>537684448Don't know why I typed after twice. Gonna go stretch.>>537684619I haven't been on /fit/ in years but all the legit guys will tell you to do a simple workout of compound lifts with dynamic stretching beforehand and static afterwards. That's just for general strength and fitness, it also depends on what your goals are.
>wit geimu guy tries to make support card video where he give an overview for each card in both jap and english>japanese audience responds with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sMigW6XkQs&t=44s>splits up the video into 2 separate japanese and english versions againwestern chudtubers could never
love this cute autist
>this, that and those club are adding non /uma/ people>never tell the actual clubhmmmmmmmmmmmmm this feels like a false flag for (you)... a LIE, if you will
Does Oguri Cap even have a sex drive?
>>537685005I can only imagine lanky japanese losers foaming at the mouth
Does power affect how fast your horse goes midrace? I've noticed my Goldshi constantly falling behind despite buying midrace velocity skills and I'm not sure if its because I'm getting bad wit rolls or if its because I don't have enough power.
going for spring runner + sunny days + kyoto racetrack + right handed + firm conditions + standard distance has somewhat changed how i build my umasi'll have to recalculate optimal stats for... essentially each and every combination depending on how sparks line up
>>537684963Bricked
>>537685176only if you cover your dick in sauce
I often notice if I use 9 stam parents the career becomes increasingly difficult because the others stats are just so low, its mostly that power becomes incredibly low and I have difficulty keeping both speed and stamina above 900.How do you guys even counter this?
sugoi desune. also i found out today that free pulls ended. grim.
>win debut race>get back to training screen>criteria: gain 50 fans-.- this heckin game
>>537685029Matikanefukukitaru isn't autistic at all?
Post your proudest in-game moment
>>537685480rudolf winning her mile race
Are there actually JP players here?
>>537685480
>>537685649yes, and trannies too, and redditors too
>>537685649noooo you will trigger some schizo aiee
>>537685274from what I've read here and on the gametora the only thing that controls whether your uma stays in place or moves up/switches lanes mid-race are a series of wit checks. so if your horse is getting stuck in the back and refuses to move up, it means she probably failed multiple wit checks for moving up.I am retarded though so don't take my word as 100% fact
>>537685029don't forget to use protection
MLB Golshi isn't giving me straightaway spurt. Was this a meme?
>>537685687I don't like the look on Teio's face there
FVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKK!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE THESE SO TOUGH?? can i vote for them again later?
>>537685480DAAHHHHHBY
>>537685649Unfortunately yes.
>>537683201NTA but how is front more bricked than pace? I can't for the life of me find the table with all the stat scalings for each type, but is Front's spurt scaling that bad compared to Pace to justify the increased stam requirements?
>typed sandnigger in the club chat>got kicked 2 hours later
>>537685803look at how many hints she has bwo
>>537685176thats the appeal>>537685774she also needs stamina to expend on keeping her position, and guts affects her speed while doing so, but its mostly wit/stamina
>>537685820you will basically vote mc queen/suzuka against everyone
>>537685820You are dogshit nigger anyways, if you had to second guess Mejiro
>>537685413it probably just doesn't mesh well with your current cards so just use other supports if you need to.
>>537685906lulz
post something cute
>>537685803Anon...
>>537685906Reminds me of American History X. Maybe next time you'll learn not to be retarded
>>537686023you start
>>537685649This was originally a JP general for most of the general's lifespan yes
>>537685906reminds me of getting kicked for saying the n word in a gbfg crew
>>537686023true ending
>>537686039Just prune them bwo
>>537685976why are you so upset bro?
How is this deck for Goldship?
>>537685895Pace gets lucky pace front gets nothing
>>537686023you first
>>537684031Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
>>537686039>goldship has groundwork AND straightaway spurtwtf /uma/ told me the card is bad?It's good for spark farming
>>537686146How are you going to be a giga whale and ask this question?
>>537686146perfect so you can get spurt
>>537685480oguri cap qualifying and winning taurus platinum
>>537685915>>537685774Thanks anons, I don't think stamina or guts is an issue which means I am just getting really unlucky in these room races.
>>537686189>pedophile rankingalright blud
>>537686227what?
>>537686213It is bad because you're gonna get the other 12 skills instead.
>>537686146Good. Better if you got some parents with straight away spurt since you're going for a real high roll here without another speed or stam
>>537686280>1200 speed with only 2 speed cardshow many runs did that take you
>>537686189It's a mssive improvement over the others at least.
>>537686213>groundwork AND straightaway spurt>AND inside scoop AND pressure AND smoke screen AND i can see right through you AND after-school stroll AND strategist AND intense gaze AND end closer savvy AND highlander AND umastan AND sympathy AND standing by
>>537686280mambo
>>537686023cute mcdonald's employee
>>537686352Tachyon and Doto are there too
>>537686091>>537686172>>537686448
>>537686280>guts mamboexplain the reasoning
Finally... She's ready.
real reddit hours
>>537686576Thanks for the borrow kind stranger
>>537686280>dirt S>Medium A>0LB Supports>negative Stamina>useless skillsHoly Sovl
all umas are #1 in my heart
>>537686117Sorry that wasn't very Mejiro of me. I just get mad when people don't appreciate McQueen
So what's the next must pull character/support card for now?
>>537686352Nothing wrong with a bit of pedofillya
>>537686657The real trainer.
>>537686719ur mom
>>537686527>>537686023WHOS BTICH THIS IS!?
I live in a constant state of >Advance to Class 6>Miss retention by a couple thousand points>Demote to Class 5>Blow past Class 5 promotion by tens of thousands of points
>>537686719Seiun Sky if you're a niger, Summer Maruzensky if you're also a niger. Kitasan rerun if you're a lucklet. Christmas Oguri if metaslave
>>537677004i summon SIL in attack position.
>>537686719Sky if you're breeding studs yourself. Summer Maru is the take I'm getting from all the jp/kr server players
now that I have like six or seven groundwork parents that are someway half-decent, I realise that I have no idea what the fuck I am doinghow the fuck are you supposed to determine which parent is better? at what point do you start considering blue/pink sparks?
Another ikemen turned into a sexy lady
>>537686280Is the mambo card actually good? I doubt guts training can give to other stats high enough numbers that its worth to use it.
>>537685815Helios really smells good
>>537686571Enjoy one of the best signature outfits in the game.
>>537686885you need the entire legacy including grandparents to have groundwork then loop those until you get good blues/pinks. Don't forget to get green skills as sparks in order to proc GW
>>537686827What makes Sky and Maruzen the nigger pull but Christmas Oguri just a metaslave pull?
>>537686885When you have a goal. if you making a long uma look for long sparks, etc. or you can do what others suggest just get a nice blue spark parent with the array of white skills and uniques and just breed with the pinks you need from borrow
>>537686409it's hard to believe it was my first oguri run ever, she got charming event from the puncturist in debut year>>537686551>>537686916i haven't spent one carat on support cards yet I like the umas and mambo was free
>>537686719must pull characters are seiun, s maru and christmas oguri, cards are whatever until next year
>>537686952Too bad everything else about her is ass.>Mother is a designerSo she only even got a good outfit because of nepotism anyway.
>>537686571>Bitch Halo
>>537687063Nige means front runner in Japanese
>>537687063Christmas Oguri isn't a front runner (nige)
>>537687101Props man. Amazing what you managed with that deck. Well played on the win.
>>537685895Pic rel, is in the doc at the very endFront runners are bricked by default because their requirements are too strict>Requires Focus/Concentration, late starts are a dead sentence, compared to other styles which can live with it>Skills are either inconsistent or not easily accessible. Ex, ground work is the best skill for front runners but requires parents, you cannot use a support card that has it because all of them are dogshit and front runners don't have good unique skill to use until seiun sky.>Front runner don't prefer long distances because everyone will have time and distance to catch up late race
>>537687130>must pull characters are seiun, s maru and christmas oguriSure, let me just pull 60k carats out of my ass for a few must-pulls in between my oshis.
>>537687142mesugaki correctioxmhj8n!
reminder that senkou/pace chaser is SOULLESS and META
is this Teio or Rudolf?
>>537687189>>537687198How come in some technical guides I see references to "Oonige" that's separate from Front Runner. Is that a 5 style that gets added later on?
>>537687303you can easily get 2 out of 3 of those.
>>537687361>he can't tell his wife based on eye coloryou are disgrace, nigger
>>537687138Her mother didn't design her outfit.
>>537687361They have different eye colors you blind nigger
>>537687361Rudolf
>>537686169Thanks but I'm not turning my wife into a degenerate gambler. She will win by her own merit or go down with honor. Let's not pretend like anything other than end closer matters for this CM, anyways
>>537687376Only if I give up on all the umatachi I want to pull out of love.
>>537677005>>537677005Riko banner if you have kita mlbKita rerun if you dont have kita mlb
>>537687142how does she get away with it
Does someone have that bug too where if you hold it gets stuck holding and you can't click shit?
>>537687361Teio has ARYAN eyes
>>537686719Summer Maru then OguriPower Rice and Riko (same banner, with half-anni free rolls), then NY FKKTR (with NY free rolls), then Fine Motion rateup sometime before 1st anni
who's this?
>deep breathsok fuck off retard
>>537687376Not when I also wanna pull for Digital, Cafe, and Cross
what's the average number of runs we have to do to get the whole 700k points for the event?
>>537687580me
>>537687361>he cant tell them apart
>groundwork is mandatory for front runnersBut how do you activate it every single race?
>>537687580my wife
>>537687368Yeah, but it is only unlockable by some front runners through a skill.
Why is Summer Maruzensky good?
>>537687663I mean the umamusume
>Doesn't bother to give you charming
>>537687538>Kita rerun if you dont have kita mlbI thought we were supposed to get thingies that let us uncap our cards?
>>537687729green passive skills trigger it
>>537687729green skills count for groundwork, those plus maestro or some other skill that can proc early is enough
>>537687471Get Groundwork and 3 gold recovery skills and you will be fine, this Tenno Sho is a certified Mejiro victory
>>537687789sweepy RAPE
This shit turned me suicidal for a solid 10 seconds. >multiple skills >multiple G1 races>URA won
>>537687580Daring Tact is the only one with stars like that right
>>537687764Cute hag
>>537687912Bwo your unique?
I think Winning Ticket is working too much.
>>537687819>>537687828so wouldn't you technically need both clock/anti clock to cover all your bases?
>>537687758>>537687368
>>537687912lol getting mad at a gatcha game
>>537687969wait, she's not playable yet?
sweaty titties
>>537687912RNG GAMETHERE'S NO SKILL IN THIS WHATSOEVER
>>537688051Nope she's just a support card still.
>>537688032qrd on BIG NIG mode?
>>537687912Sparks genuinely ruin the game for me. The reroll feature can't come fast enough.
>>537688030Satanic Nature...
>>537687993>>537688035>>537688161
>>537687361>He can't tell umas apartThat's how you get raped
>>537687912this is normal if you're starting because you have probably low race affinityonce you have a bunch of umas that won the same races and use them both as parents and their grandparents have the same or similar victories you're printing out white sparks
>>537688161You only unlock the skill spark at 3*
>1*There's not enough time. This will do.
>>537688191Next time, try being a more capable guinea pig
>>537688180run so fucking fast that you run out of stamina near the end but hopefully you're so far gone that you can limp the final 100m and still get first
>>537664940completely goat
>>537688180You run as hard as you can ignoring any sort of pacing or strategy to try to get as big a lead as possible
>>537688032>maruzen and kitasan don’t get BIG NIGEShame…
>>537687420>>537687448I'm colorblind, asshole.
>>537688032What's the great escape accel and speed throughout a race?
>>537687912stop using 2 star characters then you nigger
>>537688371damn even your eyes are retarded??
>>537688193Getting the sparks themselves have nothing to do with affinity though.its 20% for each race won, 20% for white skill, 25% for double circle and 40% for gold skills.The only thing that affects the chance to drop is if the parents and great parent have the white skill itself.
>>537688371Skill issue dumbass, you lost on character creation, kys and respawn
Honorary gold member
>>537687789I've played around 40 runs between yesterday and todayNot a single charming, not like I was playing her because of that though
>>537688546She looks like that pokemon girl.
kill all prayers with mlb kita + creek
>>537688351Feels fucking arbitrary when Maruzensky was well known for having 61L total lead over 8 races
>cleated my third copy of nishino flower out of rage from the bought SSR ticket>only find out now that she's actually used for parent farmingoops
>>537688503That's what i'm basically saying tooYou just spam runs until you get the skill spark you want to pass down and then start building your legacy basically
Why do some of the girls have white hair stripes? Is it Torena cum? Did Torena mark these girls?
>>537688032Twin Turbo can't arrive soon enough. I want to leave everything behind.
>>537688717who's that?
>>537688371Even if that's true, look at the hair and you'll see it's Rudolf, not an excuse.
>>537688180You know how Twin Turbo runs full speed at the start of the race but starts to slow down mid-race and eventually gets overtaken by everyone else? Big Niges rely on creating an insurmountable distance early race in exchange for having the worst speed modifiers mid and late-race.
>>537688717>>537688787
>>537688091Sniff
>>537687729Front is a whale/no life strat. You'll have to build a new one for every scenario. You also have to build 3 of them each time. Don't fall for the seiun/maru bait.
>>537688675If I have MLB Kita and I borrow MLB Creek, do I get executed too?
6 runs in a row today that I get the stupid single carrot at the rafflewhat a nigger game
>>537688841marriage with teio
>>537688546She’s Orfevre’s direct daughter. She’s a proper Gold member
>>537688019No. You choose the greens specifically for a CM track obviously.
>>537688841anal with Teio
>>537688973what you get for being a dirty mlemler
>>537689074Does Teio rises her butt when you touch the base of her tail?
>>537688841OOOUUUUHHHHH HAG TEIO
I hate you /uma/
>>537688883but I am a nolife/whale
>>537688841>(28)
>>537688717WAIT A MINUTE
>>537689324holy brocked
>>537689037Only Stego's kids count albeit
>>537689474>albeitkys /v/igger
>>537689336Love you too
>>537689234all the umas do that, it is a sensitive area
>>537688697Maruzen was a strong horse who never raced against strong competition. He wasn't allowed to run in the classics and everyone dodged him whenever he entered a race, so he was only up against shitters who could never hope to challenge him. Then he retired early due to injury. Big Niger is about opening up a massive lead even over other fronts at the early to mid race but still getting challenged late race. Suzuka and Twin Turbo are the quintessential examples. Kitasan never led by a lot and most of the time he would be running alongside other fronts.
>>537688725Not really what you implied. You were basically describing Affinity bonus gained from races, affinity as a term has nothing to do with getting the actual white spark, you don't even need to have the exact same races, it just that its optimal for your horses to have it for the actual affinity>once you have a bunch of umas that won the same races and use them both as parents and their grandparents have the same or similar victories you're printing out white sparksthis is ONLY for races and you were implying this affects everything which it doesn't,You could have haru urara and bakushing with white skills and transfer them to other horses even though both have shit affinity with almost every horse.
>>537688897No, I'm that too
>>537689392What am I waiting for?
>>537689673>he was only up against shitters who could never hope to challenge himIt's very funny how they represent this in her career mode
>ground workDon't need it>b-butDon't need it
>>537689712GET IN TEH FUCKIBG BOXDSALKDASDLSA
30 years until Daiwa Scarlet's santa outfit...
why people call Teio, hachimi?
>>537689858
>>537689647What a slut
>>537689885Because of her singing it.
78551904 cm2 test
>>537689336Well we still love you, anon
>>537689912not that box, you dumb horse
I'm drinking carrot juice with honey right now. It's good.
>>537688832so according to this front runner is literally the best one to pick?
>>537689885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8suvHwuSkE
>>537689962source? also is that light hello?
>>537689826>Uniques skillsdon't need it>Stat requirementdont need it>distancesdon't need it>b-butdon't need it
>>537689962>GrassThis trainer is getting stabbed.
>>537689912Who ordered this? Hello?
>>537690150It’s spe. Also the short doujin is on the panda
>>537690241>uniques skills>dinstances
ウマオオオオ just recruited a 300m fans player wtf?
>>537689954my trigger finger was itching i probably should've waited for 2 other umas my bad
>>537690092
>>53769009This is the edited version though. This is the real versionhttps://youtu.be/lgbywD_590s
Wow, never mind giving me Deep Breaths, McQueen didn't even fucking turn up this run.Fuck this.
>>537689791Her career is almost all races he couldn't run because he was considered a foreign horse.
I have no clue what other two characters to raise besides Golshi>Rudolf>Rice>McQueenI don't know what builds to go for...
>>537690339sounds bout right for the OG club>>537690415welcome to modern 4chan. it's like the UK, do NOT point out the bad things the gov pulls
>>537690415Getting a racism ban is quiet the feat
>>537690092In a vacuum yes, but front currently has the worst uniques and skills so it doesn't reflect in practice.
would spechud be more popular if she had bigger tits and was more for (You)
>>537690419Just use an uma with innate gold, bro. You're fine with just maestro + any gold.
>>537690310>GrandmaDoesn't needed it
>>537688883>also have to build 3 of them each timeWhy 3?
>>537690415mods are fags, fish found in water
>>537690590>>537690590>>537690590
>>537690582I'm constantly being told I need three though.
>>537690339Our dannychode is literally unmatched when it comes to recruiting autists.
>>537690504I get banned for ""racism"" all the fucking time, esp on /a/ and /v/ of all places, it's not a challenge in the slightest. You need to be stupidly careful where and when you use the N-word for example, and on /vg/ you need to be hyper careful not to upset seaboys and their janny overlords.>>537690629>that OPsabotaged sharty op
So basically its impossible to get 1000+ speed AND 1100+ stam without 18* blue legacies?
>>537690662If you can't hit 1000 stam, sure.
>>537690415
>>537690415Welcome to nu-4chan
1200 + 2 golds or 1unique blue and 1gold is enough
>>537665029Danchou... Why did you recruit someone with 11m fans, G+ Daiwa star, and "Let's have fun!" description...
>>537690425There's also one mandatory race where it's her vs like 5 other generic uma who stand no chance of winning because no one else bothered to show up
>>537690415It's not even in their timezone. Crazy.
>>537690742I guess it doesn't matter as I'm incapable of getting Spurt and Long S on the same horse anyway. But cheers, am usually 1100+ stam, so might swap out McQueen for a card that doesn't fucking enrage me.
???
what happened
bruh
>deletedlmao
Fuck retards deleted the thread? fuck off
DOTO WANTS /uma/ DEAD
Make a new thread already, I want to ask about my deck.
>dia-chan killed the generalZAMN, Dia-chan is strong!
huh? why did that thread get bonked? MOD ABUSE MOD ABUSE
>SEAmods got so mad people called them out they deleted the whole thread>they also deleted >>537690415Crazy.
the nigger ban janny was seething kek
We should jump 2 threads now
Why do you complain about the janitorial staff when you don't even go to the other place to escape them
>>537693094what was >>537690415
>>537690940trust in his potential
>>537693094ahahahha fucking knew people would get bonked for pointing it outTHEY LITERALLY ALWAYS DOthey've been disgustingly blatant about their bullshit for years now but its not like anyone does anything against it, or couldtheyre like the UK gov, they literally get away with it cuz no one does shit
>inb4 someone makes 2 thread
>>537693094>people called them outDid I miss anything? Also isn't it early morning in SEA?
>>537693094And they wonder why people hate them so much
>>537690998>It's not even in their timezone. Crazy.It's almost like the idea of [insert region here]hours is nonsense. Do you really think everyone of a particular region goes to sleep when it's nighttime in that region?
>>537693203I'm like a fifth of the posts in the other place it's fucking morbid there
>>537693340>>537693340>>537693340
How was that tongue satono thread vandalized again?
>>537693257you mean a bot? a seabot? many such cases>>537693269literally check the archive>too lazy hur durthen use 4chan x/xt>too lazy and im a phonefagi know>>537693312unironically the point. traffic is all that matters, which includes hate
Some people are 24 hours here, timezones do not exist for people who have no life
>>537693375>>537693375>>537693375
>>537693203I use the /akg/ one thereThe /uma/ thread is completely dead though
>>537693546ANON
>>537693474Some people are also just night owls.
>They deleted the other thread toouh oh
so are we just banned off of /vg/ or what?
>>537692218 (The guy with the Rudolfs)Golshi and the Rudolfs should finish the race, obviously with the fatter Rudolf having better odds.Keep in mind that guts actually matters here and the stamina people are quoting tends to assume 400-420, as the last stretch is so long that guts plays an actual role.I'd be slower taking Tachyon or Rice, as they'll be killed by the same things that kill Rudolf, so don't really diversify, but Rice didn't seem so bad.I dunno quite what standard to expect in Gemini, what with the burnout it's causing, but these seem on the power level for last cup's B, yeah.Could always make a debuffer quickly, then go back to retrying an ace as a safety thing though.
>>537693474Shitposters are even more likely to be here 24/7, since they're NEET losers whose only reason for getting out of bed is to fish for (you)s every day.
>>537693708Do not negotiate with terrorists
Unironically bring this up in IRC. Jannies get crucified for less.
>>537694068I haven't been on IRC in like 12 years...
>>537694068Lmao they won't do shit
>>537694068>he thinks the IRC does ANYTHINGif irc was useful, or they would do something when people tell them to, we wouldnt have this problem to begin withhiromoot literally tells them to do whatever they want, he is extremely hands off and only cares for traffic so he gets add money
>>537674516what inheritances/cards are you using? Max stamina (18* stam) and 4spd/2stam? Those are some sick stats
