>>537638525>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
https://exhentai.org/g/1602668/7fb51fddf6/
Announce it
>>537723003coomer hag is looking very toyone in this image
2p with a chance or riichi.Florg is made for lewd.
I don't feel like making anything for the arts & crafts tourney.
ANNOUNCING DOKOLYMPICS 2
What happens if I accept?
>>537723090Precure is my guilty pleasure. I came.
I will rape Chihori and make her into a single mother.
I would like to announce, you've all been waiting for itI am leaving work in 20 minutes
>>537723090I've already read that one
>>537723003>Vandalized OPbra - fucking - vo
Majsoul Friends Room 92773(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=92773Sanma, tobi nashi
>>537723290He's gone
Announcing the Grinch Tourney!You participate by not playing your games.There is no singup or lobby because I grinched on making them. Have fun everybody!
>>537723290ru__a ;_;
>>537723541Can you make a form that I can grinch filling out?
>>537723267>>537723541Which form do I have to fill?
>>537723541I want to cat in the hat, post the sheet
>>537723648You grinch on filling it out by default because I grinched on making it.
>>537658657JPML TournamentTournament ID: 276001No registration5 Sept 18:00 UTC- 8 Sept 23:59 UTCFormat : consecutive 3 games
SEX with LITTLE GIRLS
Evens go grocery shopping now Odds do it when I wake up 0 get food
>>537724197pedophilia is beauty
>>537723471Still 1/3
>>537724914we dont like sanma
Too tired to play mahjong.
sanma wants told me the world is gonna roll me
>>537725132I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
>>537720373ggs
>>537724142>aka nashi>ura nashi>kan dora nashi>ippatsu nashimaybe the sanma tourney wasn't that bad after all
daka nashi
>>537720373>nonstop assrape every hand>one baiman at the endgg?
>>537725393My daiminkan came back to bite me. That was a fun game, thanks for playing.
What if you go to an IRL event and people discover you're hot and then it ruins your experience on /mjg/ because now you have a bunch of unhinged stalkers. Theoretically.
>>537725865didn't happen you narcissistic faggot
>>537725865you dont have to worry about that at least
>>537725865Let me in
>>537725865
>>537725865cool story bro
>didn't get my four-way-wait sanbaiman because everyone else coincidentally had all of my winning tiles worked into their starting handsI still managed to win the game but my mentaru was deeply shaken and the next five rounds were hard to play, how do you avoid getting too attached to your hands in the middle of the game?
>>537726724I don't remember what I did 20 seconds ago
Sometimes it feels so tiresome being the most attractive person in /mjg/
Ugh, it's so hard being so pretty
summer has come and passedthe innocent can never last
>>537725865this is why you uglybastardmaxx when going to 4chan meetupsshave your head to look like you're balding, put on a few kilos and wear several layers of clothing, learn how to make your voice sound coarse and unpleasantpeople will revere your presence but at the same time fear you and leave you alone
>>537726724I simply seethe tremendously for the rest of the hanchan and either use it as fuel to play my best mahjong or seethe so hard I can't concentrate and play like a retard while cursing at a screen.
>Joseph is making me play the adult game with Wanjirou again.
Doko?
>>537723179MAHJONG!
koko
TO if he went to school.
koko steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242652328598/76561199108851031Standard game
>purple hagsGross.
>>537728132Take that back! Kress is the most beautiful man in the whole of /mjg/!
Look!
At
This
FAG
cringe
Beauty.
Koito big anus
I really don't get how I've maintained 14 viewers for 154 hours
https://litter.catbox.moe/o8apbn.mp4
>le kodomo terasakichihori-1.png
>>537728570Why the fuck would you have this saved?
even i play mahongodd i bang my gf0 my gf bangs me
>>537728797HARAME ORAAA
No dama in friendliesNo MAKA scores above A in friendlies
>>537729035The only skill based mahjong show cheating is a skill
>>537729273Botting is a skill now?
Why do all the newest characters look so overdesigned, oversexualized, overall incredibly stupid and Chinese?Did they outsource the character designs or something?
How do I play from behimd?
cheating is a skill
>>537729615They're appealing to the largest market
>>537729625
Isn't mahjong an old ladies' game?
>>537729516Installing Akagi is the single most advantageous skill in mahjong
>>537729748It's really weird to see these emotes without horse ears now, it feels uncanny
I would rather install boshu
>>537729615Catfood took the AI pill
>>537728570saved
>>537728570
I don't get it
>>537731409
Post THAT webm
>>537727170This is what I've been doing since college
>>537732018
Blitz with tipsMajsoul Friends Room 16126(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16126Room Theme: >>537732521
>>537733209sorry i have to do something
>>537733209I'm the gym>with tipsDisgusting
>>537733317
wwyd and would you have called pon a second ago
>>5377332093/4
>>537733424I'm not risking my ryanmen
>>537733424yes. chance of half flush. I drop 3, and hopefully wait for a bamboo or honor
>>5377334244m NEXTO
>>537733209started
>>537733424I would've called pon and drop 4m. I'd still drop 4m here and greed for honitsu
>>537733610Why 3? You draw 1m you can pivot to >chanta
>>537733424nan, no
>>537733424You have a nice fake honiitsu setup with a half-suji trap. Drop that nan, you don't need a yaku.
>>537733424not feeding dealer
>>537733745if you pivot to chanta you would discard south and lose a yaku. not worthy
>>537733424Why would you even consider it? You'd be moving backwards.
>>537734197It's potentially a cope pivot when things get spicy thoughbeit and you need to ditch safe tiles.
>>537733745Chanta isn't real, Anon.It's a never-ever fake yaku. Just like itsuu.
>>537734382I get it, but 48 tiles left. you WILL get better tiles.
I had a fun run of Malatro today using the calligraphy card the the card that generates extra dora per discard. Plus that gold card that builds a multiplication of han based on the number of yaku, which always proc'ed because of the number of dora, aka, and soul tiles. I only make it to ex 2 but it was an interesting synergy.Thank you for your attention.
>>537733209get me off this ride, i am getting sick
I love east 1
>>537735043I need to check to log to see if I missed suuankou...
>>537734727Sure, but it's best to keep the best possible pivots, no?
>>537735043
Hannah LOVE!
>>537735679Laast straight /mjg/ poster
>>537733585>>537733610>>537733626>>537733740>>537733747>>537733757>>537733856>>537734270The nan cut was largely due to me running down the timer and thinking that I would only have a mangan with honitsu due to brain overloadHaneman/baiman potential is alluring, but at the same time there's really not that many good tanki candidates remaining. Drawing 1s or 4s would leave you with only 4 tiles remaining due to the 1s as the dora indicator, so the only good waits left would be haku, hatsu, pei and for pure score potential 6s. That being said, 12000/16000 points is worth the risk and this would probably still be an S+ by MAKA standards had you picked 4m instead
now what
>>537733209GGs, it was certainly blitz
>>537733209GG, i had to go to bed anyways very fun games
>>537733209gg, east 1 tanoshii
yagooey
>would have tsumo'd 4p before I got the haitei suuankou it's never been more over
>>537733209ggs
>>537735316No.
https://live.fc2.com/23328075/about 50 minutes of Shin Janki 15 left and then Janki 1-5 start as I've added them to the list for the eternal janki stream
>>537737120english doko
>>537725865Not sure why you’re even contemplating this, you 4
>>537725865Just say youre betty
>>537737428japanese websitejapanese board game japanese movie
>>537736583oh wait 7m would never have gotten drawn anyway because of the kan... lame
>>537737817or does it move the 3m down automatically? w/e I'm an autotable-let
Just wanted to let you know that one of you misclicked in their game since my friendlist lost 1 number
the great steve purge
>>537737920It wasn't a misclick
it's about to lose another
>>537737687wrongwrongwrong
It's Chinese all the way down. . .
should I buy the sakura tiles?https://auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/n1171822470
>>537738339I don't care >>>/jp/
>>537738005GOONIA
>>537738302
nips > trash > chinks
>>537738778My goon stains in the top left btw.
nanodesu
>>537737687i'm not in japan?
>>537738969
nanodesuwa
>>537737887Note that the dead wall has 15 tiles with one grayed out. That means the 4m was drawn, and the 3m on the other side was pulled from the live wall to keep it at 14. So the 7m is in fact, the haitei tile.
>>537739008
ahem. LIZ LOV!
>m*mers
evens go to bed odds do THAT0 play mahjong
>>537739167Brew tea
Does Kress cock taste like panceta?
>>537739410
I play Momo
You know? /mjg/ make some really memorable threads, yet nobody take the time to make a screencrap.
>>537739785Screencap the ones with the pedophiles.
put me in the screencapedit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger
>>537739785we're a living culture, we don't need screenshots.
>>537739370Yes t. knower
Its better if I don't remember.
The amaekoromo-0s in the screencap? All me.
>>537740234>pays more on booze than rentbased basedescape the system
>>537739972isn't it like every thread
janki 1-5https://live.fc2.com/23328075/
Today is my birthday.
Pedos just need child sex correction
>>537740460
>>537740460Happy Birthday
>>537740460HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>>537740460Have a happy birthday, anon
>>537740460hb pal
ooi...
>>537740460be sure to have enjoy some delicious cake
we got an anti in chat
>>537740460Time is cruel.
I play Steve and it's not my birthday
>>537741162Dogwater edit, did you even try?
Who is your favorite poster?Keep up the great work fat, gooner Xenias
>>537741619Florg!
>>537741619I like b1 posters personally but getting frames for them is quite difficult.
>>537740460Hahi! Happy birthday, anon! I hope you have a great one and treat yourself!
>>537741619I like this
>>537741619The ones that make me horny.
>>537741907Wow, she's amazing!
>>537741619All the good posters I liked are dead...
let's open a mahjong parlor
>>537741907hag love
>>537741619Myself
I don't wanna go to work today...
it's my weekend, I don't have to go to work
South room: 16163Tobi nomi. Kuitan tsurai
>>537741619WWYD posters who shit talk anyone who doesn't agree with their decision
>>537741619gay anon from /jong/
>>5377425193/4
evens go to bedodds go to bed0 go to bed + jo
>>537742490Then just stay home and call in sick? It's a Wednesday so it's more believable
>>537743051>just get firedlol. should of bought bitcoin, poorfag
>>5377425194/4!
>>537741619The mercury poisoning anon. I hope he is well now...>>537742542There was an actual adeptard like a week ago basically saying let's agree to disagree>Captcha JP0N
>>537743051>>537743118See you in 8 hours
If you live near a black hole, time moves even slower, which means you can be Celestial in no time.
>>537744034why is she so autistic
>>537744037It doesn't. We use the Minkowski here, dumb ESL
newfig esl insult
>>537744037>anon would rather invent a way to not get consumed by a black hole than get to celestial normally:skull:
>table dominated by a damafag Luigi that only knows how to play tanyao
how do i learn to see the future like toki
real reddit hours
>>537744243bacon at midnight
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas droughtMe and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing aboutSo put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nutsYes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
>powerball is now $1.3 billionimagine what you could buy when you won..
wwyd?
>>537744535Anon, you're not poor, are you? The lottery is a tax on the poor. If it were a wise decision Bezos would be playing it.
>>537744785Dumbass
>>537744785How do you know he doesn't?
>>537744785Either I win or I don't
>>537744909I'm Bezos.
>>5377446404h
>>537744535Even with all the money in the world you can't buy back timeMoney is meaningless
>>537745609Then give me all of your money
give your money bitch
>shitpisseraman still having a little tranny meltygo fight for your botcheateraland little bitch, get your bussy stretched in the trenches or something, shameless creature.
>>537745765Would Kana Fajita say this?
>>537745765In the gay bar?
>>537745769>>537745765I hate poorfags more than I hate money if a talentless retard like me can make money then anyone can
>>537745814Cope Kreschizo
>>537745906Probably not given she has idol money
>>537746017>if a talentless retard like me can make money then anyone candont say that sheentiachan, you got a body many o desire!
>>537746143So true!
>>537744034
>>537746478this comic is not funnynor cute
>>537746478idgi
>shadmanIs he still on the heroin?
>>537746478
>>537746478is this sloppa?
>>537744034>Alright detectives literally /mjg/
>>537747269Half the posts here are bots.
>>537746478What did he give the shady man money for?
>>537747357He was the guy in the car
>>537747357You are not cut out to be a detective.
>>537747470>>537747472But that doesn't make sense since it was an accident and not an inside job judging from their reactions?
>>537747553lurk, retard>>>[s4s]
>>537747553You are right, Momo-chan.
there should be an achievement for being a part of every single hand in a hanchan and still somehow winning
>>537747470What a twist
>Tell us why did you apply to our companyBecause I need a job, why else?
>>537749376Tell them you love their core values.
>>537749376Dick sucking is an indispensable skill.It's how I got my /mjg/ gf (male)
>>537744640action until now?
>>537749376HR spends all day doing fuck all. Make them feel important so they don't toss your application out the window before someone actually qualified looks at it.
>"to fuck your wife. LOL LMAO REKT NIGGER"amaekoromo-0.png
>>537749376>>537749812
Sex with ADULT WOMEN
>>537749376"I'm a fan of making money" has worked for me in the last 3 jobs I have had.
>>537749376"Because you really need somebody actually competent in this chickenshit organization led by that fat fucking retard [director's name], you worthless cunts"
>>537750419v. cheeky coded
Fu Ji has decades worth of wisdom! Many decades!
>>537749376Make sure to say your greatest weakness is you work too hard
>>537749376Say that your weakness is that you're not very sociable since you tend to get overly focused on work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6x0_yq7ZSMokapi meets nyagger
>>537750865Blood suckers need lov too!
>>537749376Because my parole officer wants me to be a productive citizen. It was nothing serious, by the way. I just beat my grandma for not sharing drugs with me, then I shot some dumb kid for making fun of me. He started it anyway, so fuck him. Anyway, don't pay attention to what county sheriff says, he's just mad I called him a nigger and fucked his daughter.
>>537410846Fixed (the last two gripes were, anyway. For the first one, if you really don't want them to load despite them being loaded from the repo now, you can just delete the second URL in the URL array at the beginning of the script, pic related).Sorry, hahiposter.
>>537750996I miss my cat...
>>537750865Fu Ji would bathe in your blood for her skin.
>>537751147I didn't
>>537751139fujitakana-4hahi.pngHahi! It's okay anon, thank you for your hard work.
Bravo faggots
>>537751465>>537751139I should add that, conversely, if you want to see what's in the custom emote folder you can always optionally re-add the URL pointing to it yourself at the end of the same array (don't forget the comma!).
Dumb bot can't appreciate my fine play6p should be 99
>>537752286stop reposting my games.
>>537749376>6 months of failed job hunting>running out of moneyI live in a society...
you can't get a job, because you're a failure
no tourney is fine, let the zoomies here cultivate a little patience
Why didn't anyone tell me a new Garten of Banban game came out?
doko
what does hahi even mean
>>537753660It's from that shitty anime that gets shilled here because boomers didn't have anything better to watch back in the day
>>537753660hahi ahi forces
>>537753741so true! and a happy chainsaw jujistu yaiba to you as well zoomer!
>>537753660Watch Aria to find out!
I said doko
>>537754282
>>537754282I can't take the stress of making a game and it not filling for 20 minutes
peasants out here saying doko and not immediately getting a koko delivered to them
making a koko is so easy you don't even have to ask doko
>>537753660
>>537754408
Majsoul Enemies Room 85845(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85845Enemies Room -- HARDCORE EDITION --BlitzNo TipsDama - EnabledKill or be KilledRoom Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEmWfkFEVLU
>>5377560322/4
>>5377560323/4, waiting for (you)
>>537756032Still one slot open for any hardcore gamers
>>537756032Started.
They're interpreting the Joshiraku song
Life is just a trip from the maternity ward to the crematorium.
>>537757046SAGAAAAA!
>>537757046Nippon Egao Hyakkei?
>>537757406Yes
>>537757046Who are 'they'?
>I am... le crazy!kino character
>>537757819Vtubers
>>537757107Yet we still fight!
>>537750865my wife is so smart
>>537757889Yeah I had the inkling that it was thusly.
>>537758163>Koito imageI'd like to thank you on behalf of /mjg/ for making a high quality post.
>>537758163Splatoon?
>>537758790No.
>>537744640Janekeks where are you now?
>>537757046Warao warao saaa waraimashou
>>537744640Show us Mortal's answer already
so cute
>>537759983Pair of aces = push
>>537744640Call (die to 2 pairs)
>>537760041A**ru!
>>537723003
>>537760041I agree!
>>537756032ggs fun games
>>537756032ggs
>>537756032GGs. cool sanshoko doko
I wonder what percentage of /mjg/ will get today's repo WWYD right.
>>537760364
>>537760041I'd tip my hat to youI'd do just that (bom bom bom bom)Take it right off for youBut I haven't got a hat (bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom)
>>537760781Repo?
>thought my performance was slipping>turns out one of the thread mills at my apartment gym was tuned wrong and is running at least a kilometer faster than statedStill finished my 6km though. Time for mahjong.
>working double-shifts at the /mjg/ thread mill
>>537760364>>537760784kekryubros...
>>537760781i got it correct, though it was only due to me guessing
>>537760781>He didn't see itoh no no no
>>537761253No you're just supid
>supid
>>537761392>supidalright man
>>537761392end your worthless life schizo
Saibah swimmy
>>537761585so true fgotranny so true!
>>537760781100%? it wasn't that hard
>>537760781I should be a honorary Aru main because I got it wrong
>>537761585>what if le cool mythological figure was actually a moeblobGood lord, I hate fateslop.
mfw i riichi an ura dos
>>537761960What did you discard and why?
>>537762246Vroom
Can someone explain to me how I get this illustration? I only need 2 more for the grand gallery title so...
>>537762246I was initially going for 9p but went with 3p instead
>>537762574Wait until they add it to the shop to redeem for spheres at a later date.
give me give me the bouncy balls boss
>>537762689kys schizo
>>537760781I'm kekxpert, 9p made the most sense at a first glance, didn't even know I was meant to consider ittsu.
>>537760781i got it right by thinking about efficiency alone
>uni period starts >schizo is suddenly more activehigher education is that boring huh
>>537762574The way MJS does event illustrations is that they make two, and then only *ONE* of them are redeemable via event rewards, and the other one comes back later in the Sphere shop. It's pretty retarded. If it's not the illustration listed as an event reward, then the first Anon is right that you have to wait for it to come back.>>537762821Meds.
>>537745319>>537749775>>537759192>>537760153It's a repost you nigger faggots
>>537763050I don't check the archives for every WWYD you dipshit
>>537763050I still believe he should drop and go for royal straight flush against all odds.
>>537762996>higher education doesn't even ensure a job after graduation>just today I used Claude to perform a task that would've been handed over to a fresh graduate to spend a couple of days on a few years agoAt this point you might as well learn a trade.
cock yummy! florg cum yummy!
>>537763269college/university is all about getting a paper now to get a higher paying job since we are no longer in the "walk in and give the CEO a firm handshake" era
people don't talk about this but society as a whole became antisocial as paradoxical as it sounds
bruh
>>537763745People do talk about thatConstantlyAre you being serious right now?
society
>>537763827if they did then society wouldn't be antisocial
>>537763469Sorry man, paper's useless without 5+ years of experience, good luck finding some unpaid apprenticeship in the meanwhile.
>>537763882based
>>537763953>he didn't get the memoyou are supposed to juggle two jobs on the side while attending university and then go volunteering at the weekends to build more experience and a social network
Don't worry, freshies, when I graduated 4 years ago, I only needed to spend 2 months searching for a job despite having an internship every summer!
>>537763745the word you're looking for is oxymoronic.essentially just paradoxical in denotation, but not connotation.
I found a job easily after graduation so if I can you can do it too!job was terrible and required no qualifications though so I'm just going back to college and study a non meme degree insteadMahjong.
>>537764349kys frognigger
>>537764384How do I get a degree in behind play?
>>537764502>helpful post>kysgood job /mjg/
>>537764349Don't kiss your sister
When is this schizotranny killing xirself?
>>537764659lurk more newfriend
Im going to build a /mjg/ kaisha and employ all fresh /mjg/ grads and neets
>got a job when i was in high school>didn't have to waste time on universities or whatever>make now enough money to whale without worrying about financesjust get skills on your own and find a small (less than 5 people) company or a startup (there's no hr hags to get through this way), they love hiring young people, especially when you know what you're doingif you have no skills, everything's on the internet (in case of white-collar work), or socialize enough to get someone to show you the ropes (in case of blue-collar work)
>/r9k/ hoursBravo Eurokeks
I want to beat Illya up
>>537764876What did you expect when bored university student period starts every September?
>>537764741Soon,when detectivechads drop the .pdf to finally finish the cheatroon
I want to be Illya
>>537765019not mahjongend your lifeno one caresgo back to your shithole general newshit
>>537723003big mahjong tittiesand itty bitty jongies
Should I roll for snek? How's her flow?
>>537765160I've been here since the /v/ days, newfag.
absolute state
>>537766160Wait for a collab
>>537766804It's the kakek rerun though, only Merry is worth getting there
>>537766951kys avatarkek
The Story of Tim Buckley: The Greatest Loss in Webcomic Historycynthia-7.png
>>537767069meds
>>537767126No they make sleeping difficult and I "see" the color yellow.
>>537766687F rank...
>>537766687Why are purple hags so stupid?
SHINEEEE
>>537766419my apologies, merely mistook you for some fgotranny
Florg cummies!
I don't like this librarian
>>537767389no need to apologize. /alter/ is older than /mjg/
>>537741619perchance.
>>537758790SPLATOON!
This is all Anju's fault somehow
Remember Gone With the Blastwave?
has graveyard shift anon survived his graveyard shifts or did he finally realize why humans need sunlight?
>>537769231How did you mess up the url this badly?
As of late I have stopped being upset when I lose, have I reached enlightenment?
>>537769651
congrats, you'll be bored of mahjong in 2 weeks
>>537769651What rank are you?
>>537769876Adept 3
>>537769651you're supposed to be upset only when you misplay
Bravo...
>>537769876Kekspert 3.
WWYD
>>5377707673p
>>537770767N-NIG--WHAT IS THAT THING?
>>537770767RPK isn't real and not worth discarding aka over. tsumogiri
>>5377707673p, keeps ryankan in pinzu, ryanpeikou+chiitoi too
>>5377707670p we are going for ryanpeikou
>>537770856mr popo
>>537770917>discarding 1 han for 3 han isn't worth
>>537770767>anything else besides going for the hand that's rarer than yakuman3p
this is how majsoul looks on my hdr screen although every other software looks fine. can i do anything except turn off hdr whenever I want to clack some tiles?
>>5377707673pEven if it weren't for the ryanpeikou acceptance 3p
>>5377707673p, no other correct answers
>he fell for HDR meme
>want to give new jyanshi a spin>forgot to turn off jyanshi randomzierSHIT
>>5377718142p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYNrHLfIx_4
>>5377720061p deal in
>>537770767https://youtu.be/vR6jGiyxarMThe answer is >>537770839>>537770924>>537771167>>537771249>>537771462>>5377714703p as these anons predicted. 8888>>537770917>>537771014Keeping aka is good here. By keeping 0p and discarding 3p we get into pinfu tenpai with 6p and 8p while a 5p draw gives us chiitoi tenpai. Even if we get tenpai with a souzu draw we can drop aka and cover up our 8p wait for ryanpeikou.
I COMMAND THEE TO JOIN ZHE ROOM OF TERRORMajsoul Friends Room 30593(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30593
>>5377718149m. there are only bad options here>>5377720061p looks... decent maybe
>>537772217they are fake wwyd
>>537772354I'll look them up myself then
>>537771919>>537772217MAKA also goes for 9m, this was a panic discard
>>537772198>30593
>>537772621get fucked idiot
>>537772567>doubling downbased schzi
>>537772567it's marginally better because of the 8m pair but even then it's pretty assshit spot
>>537772567>correct discard deals into dora yon ippatsuLol. Lmao.
>Salad Fingers 14: CrowsThey're still making this slop?cynthia-7.png
Bonus: it can't be helped.
>>537773209mahjong?
Aru Rikuhachima is a retarded ugly NIGGER!
>>537773293Why riichi
>>537773297Yes!
>>537773369Always riichi your important hands.
Just missed nagashi mangan
I didn't.
if it isn't a nationalities tourney, a detective tourney or a regular tourney, then I DON'T WANT IIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>537774947It's a good tourney, sir.
>>537774947What about a kiss your sister tourney?
>>537774947then why haven't you announced one of those
>>537775379pantyhose
scoring book 1 doko
>>537775379
>>537775465scoring book 1 is attached to the right side of each score sheet
Majsoul Nyagger Room 65615(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=65615
>>537775379Oh to put my face under that skirt and just SLLLLPLPLPLPLPLPLPPLLP
>snek's default login voiceGod damn is the snek hag sultry
I don't think these are actual units.
>>537776726they're burger units
>>537776726>his dick is 95 qauguillion units long
>>537776726they are not unitsthese are numbers
>>537776726Is this actually easier for people that aren't familiar with scientific notation?I doubt more than 10 people ever have even said the word quattuorvigintillion
>>537776726
>>537774947/mjg/'s "detectives" are just as shit as the ones from majsoul
>>537774947what the fuck is a detective tourney?t. new
>>537777000Jane would've solved it
>>537777000Art-chan is a detective?
>>5377760743/4
>>537776960>I doubt more than 10 people ever have even said the word quattuorvigintillionIdle gamers love these numbers and see them in every second game they playI remember a friend of mine playing some planet conqueror idle game and it had crazy high numbers like this
>>537776960I never learned scientific notation and I only know the "basics" of how it works, but it was way clearer to me than this retardation.
>>537776960it actually was until it hit trillions
>>537776960>quattuorvigintillion = 10^75>How Many Atoms Are In The Universe?>There are an estimated 10^78 to 10^82 atoms in the observable universe
>>537777395How is it then possible to hit scores higher than that?
>>537772198Was this not a real room? Or is there some poor, lonely Sprout all alone in here? Oh, that's just too sad to think!
>>537777000Trips of truth!
>>537776726It's the first time I see this and I'm old scientist
Cats rules this general
>>537776937they're units of numberslike how 1 kilogram is a unit when it's just 1000 grams
>>537777714
>>537777714>off by 63pffft
Sexvigintillion
Knowing the latin for numbers will forever fuck the names of months for me.
>>537776074Still 3/4
>>537778038
>>537776074Started!
>>537778170Et tu, Cunne?
>>537778431Haruna is not a rabbit
>>537777504It only takes 250 bits to represent 10^75, so it’s only two quad-words of data, or only 32 bytes. Thanks to the power of binary we can do anything
>>537778592She fucks like one
>>537778601>l-le ShirokoFACTS
Seal clubbers deserve to be luckshat on
can someone post the aru sex webm? thanks
>>537779010It doesn't get better than shadowrealming a sealclubbing faggot into deranking.
>nyagger room>dama
Today, I dama'd pinfu nomi and got first. IRL.
>>537779529the aru sex webm? thanks
>>537776960they only implemented it to match jp large numbers. it's clear by the fact that it can be 4 digit *x gillion
>>537779774
>>537780183Why is she sleeping on the job?
>>537776074gg only time for oneAlways nice to see a menhon
>>537780384looking sex IS her job
>>537776074Sorry for the dama, I thought that 6m would come out easier that way. From here on out I will ron skip in friendlies, unless they are dama ari or otherwise competitive. Thanks for the game!
>>537780384No one is more deserving of a rest
Rush Hour
>>537776074>dama because I only have 900 points>another dama after that
>>537780790no worries m-son
Is friendly uncle still kill?
>>537780838I love that blooper in the second one where Tucker is struggling with some mandarin and Jackie just loses it and says everyone's always on his case for his English and this guy can't even say 3 words
>>537777843
>>537781174
>>537781824MaybeThat's why I was asking, never used it. I don't know what Yostar thinks of userscripts running inside majsoul so I never risked it (I even blacklisted the game's domain in my *monkey settings).
>>537781174uiscript.UI_PlayerInfo.Inst.show({accountId: 124858794})
Rape and kill jane
>>537782914wrong order
>>537780838>watching Slopky Chan
>>537782692Nice try, but nope!
>>537783263You posted a hackerman emote but can't even recognize a legit command?
>>537767097hey I watched this the other day
>>537783454No, I'm telling you you've got the wrong guy.I've got my own offline implementation of this stuff.
>>537783454ling gets all his stuff from chatgpt and grok
>>537784036I wasn't trying to post your ID. It was just an example.It's a rather effective substitute for friendly uncle mod.
>>537784346Oh, my bad then Anon, I wrongly assumed because of the Jane emote...
actual low trust society
You can trust me come over to my woodland bunker for tanoshii mahjong
>>537784671dont worry it will beome high trust again after some worthless newshit dies along with its misguided motivation
Does /mjg/ even want week-long tourney qualifiers anymore? Everyone just finishes their games on the first few days.
>>537785353I actually wouldn't mind weekend long qualifiers. Just start it at Saturday 00:00 UTC and end it in 48 hours.
>>537785353never did, weekend qualis are enough+better
>>537784036>powershell script
Steves are cringeAyakos are cringeAnjus are cringe
>>537785728The tourneys organized by League TO always last 72 hours though.
>>537785353When did /mjg/ ever want week long qualies? For most tourneys it's been 2 to 4 days at most
>>537786330Your Regular Tourney that everyone keeps requesting more of?
>>537785353my days off mid-week
>>537785353that depends. tell us your tourney idea first
ENOUGH YAGIYUI
>>537785968You can do some pretty nice shit with it and it doesn't require any kind of setup because it's built into >windows.
>>537786220So make it 72 hours and move the starting time so that both burgers and euros are home after work.
>>537784346May I ask how you are supposed to get the ID from a Mahjong Soul log? Or do you just straight up grab it from Amae from the player name?
>>537787012It's in view.DesktopMgr.Inst.player_datas while viewing a log
>>537784671Blame Cat Food Studio and their shitty programming
I'm gonna switch to autokoko
>>537787259Thanks for both of your posts, and my bad again for being pointlessly aggressive.
>>537787479It's ok anon, I don't blame you.
>>537786442Basic Yonma Tourney.6-12 hanchans.Ranked rules.12 to 15 September, starting at 0000 UTC. Top 16 cutoff, semifinals and finals held together on the next weekend. Top 32 if 60 or more entires, then finals get shifted to the next next weekend.No tricks, no gimmicks, just yonma.
the gimmick is the TO is a cringe 3ma player
love lover tourney
>>537787575now give me a form and a sheet
>>537787575regular tourney, eh? ok, send me your website and your riddles until tomorrow evening. I'll go have a look whether it's all up to standard. don't worry, my feedback won't be too harsh.
(^o^)ﾎﾓｫ…
>>537788189Unrealistic detective standards like these are what's killing /mjg/ tourneys. Do you think TOs need even MORE work on their plate?
>>537787575Sounds good, but make it no tips too.
>>537787889le book...
>>537789341make it half blitz
>>537788189It's clearly a basic tourney, not a regular tourney.
>>537788189you forgot the rpgmake parts and the vn segments hayashaka
>>537789832So is it a JART tourney or a Bread and Butter tourney?
TO here. You're gonna love this upcoming tourney. Trust me.
I want more tourneys with schizo lore and vn OPs
>>537789975>JART tourney>Just A Regular Tourney tourneyAppropriate emote.
Ahem.Fall league.
>>537790017I'm not hopeful.>>537724142
SHART tourney
JART a tourney
JART A Regular Tourney
>>537788447being a TO is a task with huge responsibility. a great TO can improve the quality of the entire general for months and will remembered for creating a legendary tourney. I still remember when the TO of the character effect tourney painstakingly counted all the points by hand. I didn't understand why he go that far for a tourney. Why he would go that far for /mjg/. But it inspired me to give my best in the tourney and also after it ended. regular TO also left me speechless with how much love seemed to have been poured within every part of the tourneys. IT MAY SEEM CRUEL, but it is necessary that TOs are regarded as a leading role for the general, which must thus also bear the heavy responsibilities that come with this role. Otherwise /mjg/ will fall back into dark times. Times that have created monsters like h i m. TOs that would willingly abandon the premise of their tourney right in the middle. Oh, how I despise this cat. this wretched creature, I will rip every single piece of fur of this bastard warcat
>>537783003
JART A Bread And Butter Tourney.JARTABAT Tourney for short.
>going to make new fc2 account for tetsuya>didn't realize FC2 doxxes you
>>537790902c-calm down yumeko
>retarded promise-breaking nyagger is getting skinned on sight
>>537791168kek
i love chiori she is very cute roomstandard south! https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=82225
>>537789341I have to practice for a real-life tourney, so this could happen.
>>5377916022/4!
>>537792050>>537791602full! thanks for joining
Let there be a thousand nyaggers calling as far as I'm concerned. But I AIN'T spending time on it because, in the meantime, every three friendlies an innocent anon deals into a dama mangan by a Steve player
look at this chink!
>>537792532Adorable!
you must be yuqing with me
>>537792050Why does kodomo get twice as many emotes as every other character?
MAHJONG ALL-ROUNDER TOURNEYYour score is added from 5 yonma hanchans and 5 sanma hanchans. Only the most well-rounded players will survive.
goon sesh doko
Tetsuya Tetsuya Tetusya https://live.fc2.com/79556942/
FOX... BAD
>>537789975It's neither of those (it's not a vanilla tourney either).
Tetsuya was only kino at the beginning and at the end, the stuff in the middle felt pretty inconsequential. Also I doubt meth makes you a Mahjong god, that makes no sense.
>>537793302
>>537793392I wish I did meth, imagine the tedashi tracking I could do
>>537793218hell yeah i was just looking for something to watch
>>537728672when will there be a rinrinkankan novel about this annoying emoji getting raped by fat men
>>537793318>it's not a vanilla tourney eitherHow? To be frank, One Han City GP 2025, Blitz no tips tourney, and Initial Chi Blitz Tourney should all go into the Regular Tourney category. Having tips off (which already happens in ranked) and less time does not change the rules significantly. Every blitz game can still be analyzed perfectly fine in MAKA, after all.
>>537793201shart in MART
What nationalities are represented in Mahjong Soul (collabs excluded)? Jap, Chinese, maybe some of the Nordic countries?
>>537793665Don't forget double blitz
>>537793412>>537793558>>537793778Only one of these belongs in /mjg/
>>537793218Double chuuren in one night bros, it's time
>>537793218why do they say sanshiki?
>>537793712Good morning saar.
>>537793884
>dying just means you ran out of luckholy based
>>537793884Yeah it's shirokofox
What the fuck bros i started learning scoring and this shit is way too hard not only i will have to learn how much han each yaku is worth i also have to make calculations and remember how much each hand after mangan is worth. is there a trick to learn this shit or something???
>>537793920sanshoku takes too long to say
>>537793884is it me?
>>537794114Practice makes the master, at first is going to be awful but the more that you use it the easier it gets, then in a few months you will be able to score without even having to do maths
>>537794179CEO of hags
>>537793712Joseph is Egyptian, Sara is Indian, Musa is Australian, gyaru is Mexican
>>537794114I just memorized the table and practiced.
>>537793712Amae Koromo is Chilean
>>537794114a trick huh? how about fu book 1 >>445753870
>>537794114just play net mahjong and try to score your hand before you win it, you'll start to remember atleast the most common ones
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/532828061/#532870402WHERE IS THIS ANON?WHERE IS SCORING BOOK 1?
>>537794114Just guess how much each han gets you and hope you make it
You're telling me you can't memorize like 50 numbers? Get good.
>>537795602I only learned to count to 49
>>5377916023/4 again, thanks for joining nadeshiko
>>537794114RC is running an event that teaches all that, you might want to take a gander thereat.
>>537795602Im like a child, you have to teach it to me
>>537791602gg, gotta eat
>>537795340I eated him...
food and telly, what a day
We interrupt this program with our special message
>RCNo, thank you.
where is the pause button on the telly
>>537795792>>537791602we're fulll again!let's defeat the hat menace
>>537793392Just say Boshu is the only good character
it's a shame boshu's kid is such a bitch
>>537795897It's a regular feature, not an event.
>>537795897>>537797703is it in english?
what kind of mahjong is this
>>537798245ai generated
>>537798245rising of the shoelacer got another season?
>>537798603It's already on S4 and it's pure garbage.
>rising of the reddit hero
>>537798848That the title of your autobiography?
>>537798795grim
This will be the next collab
>>537799193K-on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMgzUQj0IfIfirst second and already going SHINEEE, how is this man able to keep playing with that mentaru
>>537799193K1MionRikaRenaNo Shitoko. Simple as.
>>537799323the only one who truly understands ranked
>>537798224Yes.
>>537799323I spend 95% of my mahjong playtime screaming at the screen and have hundreds of ranked matches played.
>>537799323>>537799542People who play irl genuinely impress me with their ability to just stay even-faced.
>>537799972
>>537797703Oh that's pretty cool, I've been enjoying doing it to get my scoring chops sharp.
>>537799193why did you remove the hag
>>537799972yeah I remember uotani dealing in to suuankou tanki on ippatsu and not even having a reaction, I thought it was pretty impressive.
>>537799972I tend to laugh when the situation when my hand is either unwinnable with spicy hot discard tiles or 2 tiles away from winning with 8 han. I like to imagine that the ambiguity would help me.
>>537799972It's different in real life because you're mentally primed to not react negatively. You don't need to do this if you're playing at home.
>>537791602GGs
>>537791602ggs thanks for the fun games!chiori is very cute, i wish i had all of her old outfits
ok, I'm going to start writing down the tourney doc.Should we start the 12th or the 19th? I'm unsure this time, you have 30 minutes to reply to this post with your preference.
19th, I have to work overtime on the 11th
>>53780102512th
>>537801025Don't give a shit I prefer when TOs force their rules and times on me.
evens clog the toilerodds watch tetsuya 0 both
>>537801025I forgot to sing up
>>537801025As long as it's notips.
>>537791602These three brats were hard to deal with, too exhausting. 4th avoidance matches practically.ggs!
Darling hold my handNothing beats a Jyanshi holiday
https://www.twitch.tv/atoru_mjg
>>537801972He's an actual looper? Wow
>>537798795>that screenshotyep it sure is notjapan alright
I got raped at summer campit was ******
>>537802586you consented
>>537802497>Anime is set in medieval Europe>Characters eat curry and bow when they apologizeI hate it
>>537802586It's not rape if you moan
https://exhentai.org/g/3519617/954caf9156/
>>537803483I already came to that one
>>537803483I just jerked it to that one
>>537803483I'm jerking off to that one
I can't jerk off to anything that doesn't start with SAVR
Tetsuya chink arc is starting, I love this onehttps://live.fc2.com/79556942/
>>537803572>>537803770>>537803929pon
>>537803483I know a little girl that looks like that irl
>>537805810
>>537803483>>537803572Update: I just jerked off to it again
fuck off pedo freaks
>le ironic pedophile spam
>>537806371Rip Terry :(
heeyyyy children!
>>537798795Amazing how they manage to make 3 seasons of pure dog shit. You'd think the first 2 trainwrecks would've stopped it.eliisa-3.png
bakana...
>>537806376ironic?
>>537806791isekaifags are subhumankutsuji-7.png
dose-1.gif
room
>>537801972cynthia-7.png
>>537801972I thought this fag quit streaming
I quit ranked
the image slots...nyo...
amaekoromo-0.png
>>537803483for me it'shttps://exhentai.org/g/3026897/4e53deeff9/
>>537805428you're n-not teacher anon right?
cunny-5726.png
Image slots gone, this is now a Tenhou thread.
>>537807539I love isekai. Shield Hero just ended at S1 and the author is forced to pretend otherwise.
>>537809439Why, because no one's playing it?
bake a new thread already
>>537809494600 people are online actually
>>537809706Make that 601akagishigeru-0.png
>2 harunas>mutsuki>momoI'm in the cunny room
>>537809963back down to 600 now, sorryamaekoromo-8.png
>miss a single dice throw>forced to retire boshu bros it's not fair...
>anon got scared by no tips and japanese ui
what's the point of those dose.gif posts
>>537810280comedy
>>537810280It's a reminder to take your daily dose.
>>537810280you gotta thank the doc
>>537723003There's only 1 sexy woman in this pic
>>537810768momo isn't a woman
>>537810837I made her one
>>537810837She is ready to give birth
>>537810763but the doc hasn't posted anything
>>537810837momo is a man?!
>>537811074thank him anyway
>le sex with le childrenterasakichihori-11.png
evens play mahjongodds play clean my house0 play with my willy
>danchi arc about to startterasakichihori-11.png
how do I filter all the unfunny post?himekawahibiki-12.png
evens sex with little girlodds sex with little boy0 turn myself in to the police
how do I filter myself?
>>537811454add this to your filters/^Anonymous$/
uuuuoooooh momochan unyuu time!
>>537811454/ikishima//haruna//hentai//children/
>>537811454Filter every image with 240x240 dimensions
I feel like riichi is bad EV against cheaters
>>537812045some are 241 or 238 though
>>537812357Proof?
>>537812708>>537798224
>>537812708oops sorry >>537723404
>>537793712Joseph is American
>>537811597wow you made the rest of 4chan better as wellfujimotokirara-3.png
I'm going to start shooting meth before meetups
This is just one of those days that I shouldn't play anything luck based, and where I wonder why 90% of my hobbies are luck based.
>>537813737At least you can still play mahjong since is skill based
>>537813935really now?ichihime-996.png
>>537813737That's just modern gaming.They have to cater to the unskilled for their money. Which means either you make the game a luckfest so they can win sometimes, or you make it massively multiplayer (battle royale) for the same reason.
I'm gonna start shooting up meetups
>>537810060I wonhinamomo-973.png
we only do meat-ups here
I'm gonna do a beat-up with you.
someone bake
When I get really mad I go to my car and punch the doors.
I just really really hate mikoposters
if 0 no bake til the thread is pruned
someone kabe
make hannah thread
>>537816408If 0-9 kill this poster
/mjg/ finally reaching the best american end
I'll make it a riichi city OP
>riichi shitty
what if the OP was about mahjong
>/mjg/ is going to die before I reach saintnyooo
/mjg/ is now a low-trust soceityichihime-2.png
someone rip the midi files from tetsuya digest for me, I want the bgm
>>537799193kino.for me its that every girl here is doing a different cheat.rena is switching tiles from her hand with the wall, mion did a tsubame gaeshi, satoko switched the dora.
I trust all of you more than I trust my parents
I'll post koko if someone bake. This is a threat
>>537817120didn't anon say that he was going to catbox it later?
>>537817192No, this is a thread
Make this the next OP imagehttps://mahjongsoul.club/sites/default/files/250301_2.jpg
I'll be Frank, Frank Stevein
>>537817318No, this is a fred.fred-4.png
>>537817269no that was me, but I think all the music was ps2 midi format and it doesn't show up when ripping audio from psound, this shit is cringe
>want to post an image>go to the thread>another babywar about when to bakechihori(generally).png
Its time to go back to 4han
>>537817787Use that image to bake
https://files.catbox.moe/lj7mqt.jpgUse this as an OP, fuck mahjong
my oven is doing a clean cycle, I can't bake
>>537818252Rape Cynthia
I'm sslleep
everyone is too busy watching tetsuya to bake, you'll just have to go a few hours without a thread
Koito big pissfukumarukoito-11.png
Majsoul Friends Room 40268(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40268last koko ever, get in while we still exist
im still traumatized from the last time i baked 4 years ago
I wish we never got the /jong/ bakenigger but this is the reality we exist in.
I baked pies last weekend.
I'm gonna go clog the toiler brb
>>5378186343/4https://files.catbox.moe/vzdtjy.jpg
>>5378186343/4
>>537818957You know that you can bake right?
I'll bake, just waiting the 300 seconds for it
>le bakeIts called making a new thread
>>537819667yeah, and making a new bread is called baking
>using software called vgmtrans to see if I can rip ps2 sequence files >it kills itselfpottery...
>>537819903>>537819903>>537819903
Koito small bake
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