Wanderer above the Sea of Fog Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>537539313
If your party isn't doing 400 damage per round by the middle of act 3, you're playing the game wrong.
>>537729519RangerBVLL....
Missionary with Astarion
Karlach almost breaking my back with a bear hug!!!!
>>537729384It's crazy how kissable the Shadowbutt is.
>Oh I love you pookie let's have sex in the graveyard again
Going limp inside of karlach after I cum inside of her so hard I passout on top of her.
Gale is clearly suffering from reefer madness
>>537729384>asking Quartermaster Talli for a freebie and passing the check nets you a Supply Pack>actually it's two (2) Supply Packs but the game doesn't tell it to you>the dialogue can only be repeated with one additional charNow this is podracing! I thought this was going to be another Okta situation where you can milk her with each and every companion. Interesting how they never patched that but felt the need to draw the line here.
If you're a stats nerd that counts numbers, you wasted your life.
Exciting...The game is harder in several ways, including additional hp and actions on enemies, less loot and magical items, and the ai is supposed to be smarter. Randomized loot to make things fresh, and of course additional encounters. Playing as a lolthsworn drow ranger with spider companion and a level in cleric for the lolth dialogue.Should be fun!
>>537731309I love this pic its so cute
>>537731298Counting is fun.
>>537731375
>>537731395pookums was meant to be a girl dad
>>537729519We, the people of /bgg/, choose roleplaying over autistic min-maxing - whether that results in 100 or 400 damage per round is irrelevant.We, the people of /bgg/, choose ethical builds over quadruple-class powergaming - Wizard 12 instead of Wizard/Sorcerer/Fighter/Cleric nonsense.We, the people of /bgg/, choose immersion over cheating - we engage with the story in a fair and immersive manner instead of taking shortcuts.We, the people of /bgg/, choose beauty over mechanical advantage - we play beautiful races like human, half-elf, elf, drow, tiefling, gith, because beauty matters more than the ability to reroll 1s.
>>537731950based and true sis
>qui qui hon hon hon
>>537731375>lolthsworn drow ranger with spider companion Did you steal the idea from that anon who posted about it a couple of days ago, or was it already planned?
>>537731084Jaheira wants to know about supplies. Will we make it home?
>>537731950100 damage per round in act 3 is autistic min maxing. You can't do that little damage by accident.
Remember when you could go out there? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Is erkel really as bad as bane and bhaal? Or even shar? He seems out of place compared to all the other evil guys, all he does is make skeletons and zombies compared to the ritualistic murderer and the slaver and the rapist. Even lolth seems worse.
>>537731950>we>only the first and last lines aren't retarded
>>537731084you must be AWRITE WITH JAHEERAH
>>537733084>wide screen>controllerwhy
>>537733471>wants roleplaying over minmaxing>has melties over people roleplaying as manlets & lizards because his fat ass can't self insert as them????
>>537733084
>>537733809replying to the wrong guy, retard
>>537734075nah, I'm not giving him a (You), you're my proxy
>>537734159kek. fair enough niggy
>>537731950Gith aren't beautiful
Are tieflings beautiful?
>>537734854Yes
What if instead of being named karlach she was named freaklach and she got extra freaky?
Just about enuff.
What if instead of being named shadowheart she was named shadowfreak and she got extra freaky?
>>537735041>>537735560excellent posts
What if instead of being named lae'zel she was named freak'zel and she got extra freaky?
What if instead of being named wyll he was named Will and had a personality?
>>537732906Tavara, level 11 Valor Bard, will fire three crossbow bolts. She has two +1 hand crossbows equipped, a DEX score of 20, and the Sharpshooter feat. Each bolt deals 1d6+1+5+10 points of damage (average 19.5). One misses, because such is the nature of RNG. Total damage contribution: 19.5*2 = 39.Lae'zel, level 11 Eldritch Knight, will swing her sword three times. No Action Surge, since that's only usable once per short rest. She has a +1 greatsword equipped, a STR score of 20, and the Great Weapon Master feat. Each swing deals 2d6+1+5+10 points of damage (average 23). One misses, because such is the nature of RNG. Total damage contribution: 23*2 = 46.Minthara, level 11 Bladesinger, will stay at a safe distance and control the battlefield (she doesn't want to get her pretty face dirty). She will cast Ice Storm at 4th level, dealing 2d8+4d6 points of damage (average 23, half on a save). It hits three enemies, and two of them succeed on their save. Total damage contribution: 23+11.5*2 = 46.Shadowheart, level 11 Life Cleric, will stay at a safe distance and support the party. She may concentrate on Bless, or cast Mass Healing Word to keep everyone healthy and happy. Total damage contribution: 0.This is a realistic round for our party of princesses, and the total damage was 39+46+46 = 131, a reasonable and perfectly valid amount.
What if instead of being named wyll she was named freakyll and he got extra freaky?
>>537735997wyll is already too freaky he can't stop having diddy parties
What if instead of being named minthara she was named freakthara and she got extra freaky?
My karlach tulpa is almost complete
>Tavara
>>537732906Anon…Eldritch Knight alone gets 4 attacks
9 actually
>>537736873Sorry bro I fucked her first
That's what Halsin said
Daddy Halsin is pure and saving himself for his marriage with Tavara
Shadowheart canonically raped Lae'zel
I like this lighting a lot
Dang, I gotta go back to ranger school
thisobald thorm from bg3 act 2
>>537743029spooky frog
>wet yourself whenever someone attacks you lol
couple vibes idk
ripped to gayass LOLMULTIATTACK HAHA THREE HITS PER ATTACK gnolls at lvl 3. flind got shit on but OH NO LOLOL THREE ATTACKS THAT ALWAYS HIT FUCK YOU ANON
>>537725774 #Bane?
Wylls favorite rappers? Diddy and Young Thug.
>>537734854Sometimes
Justice for wyll
using a white wyll mod but he still has the original hair.
I want this damn game to end already. I just beat that winged guy who tried to kidnap that cleric. How much more of this do I have to endure?
>>537748267This guy looks like Ardyn
>>537730426that looks like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park
>>537750517around 50 hours left
>>537750517You mean Marcus and Isobel? That's only the beginning of Act 2! Why are you still playing if you're this bored or disappointed with the game?
>>537748267Cyric.
Uh... o-of course!
You kept the thread alive for the good old Godey, eh?
I have given Gale telekinetic powers
Does anyone have issues with photo mode where the brightness gets fucky or the focal point totally changes once you hit F9?
>>537760602nice teeth
>>537750815is that why I love this pic so much lmao
Namefag touches my nether hole and I LOOOOOOOOVE sucking on his mage’s staff
Radials are so damn awful
there aren't enough unique interactions as a drow.
is the clown makeup from the fairy permanent?
>>537763214as eternal as /bgg/just go take a bath smelly
the makeup just makes durge even creepier
>>537763397I smell great.
you know what screw Shart and her... religion
Best mods for this game?
>>537765658Reshart Shadowlly
>>537765812wath
>>537729384>if Karlach is in the party only Dammon's "infernal iron" dialogue triggers at the Inn>meaning only Tav or she can trade w/ him regardless who initiated the convo>dismiss Karlach, get his standard dialogue, he mentions "special materials">get multiple "I found this at here, can you make something of it?" options>there's nothing relevant in my inventory besides one Devilfoil Mask >Item Received: Flawed Helldusk Armour>repeat the same option again... and for the third time>now I have the whole Flawed Helldusk set>he asks how many Devilfoil Masks I want to "sacrifice">he can obviously take stuff from my Traveller's Chest>travel back to the Camp to check my resources>I had two (2) Infernal Irons stored there: now I have one (1)>mfw I got the whole Flawed Helldusk Set from 1 piece of Infernal IronEnough to get Karlach's shit done at the same time. All this like an hour after setting foot in the SCL. This is such an outrageous bug I'm going to reload and practice restraint instead.
>>537763029I don't mind them. Its extremely satisfying to organise them. However the fact that you can't rearrange icons on sub rings is bullshit.
how's Bladesinger
EXTERMINATE ALL SHARFAGGOTS
>>537766704Dammon can make the entire helldusk set from the alloy you get from the duergar mason if you figure out the history of grymforge.
>>537766704>restraintWho even uses Flawed Helldusk, you? Minthara?Are you also a Fighter, so you fitted yourself and not-Lae'zel with adamantine, so now Lae'zel can wear Flawed Helldusk?
>>537768927farm is great, but going around the coast killing sharrans with shadowheart is pretty fun too
>>537768928This is exactly what happened. Why? Because he gives you and Infernal Alloy, not Iron. The bugs stems from this. So I'm really 50/50 right now, but I think I will just roll with it. Mainly b/c I expect the set to be obsolete by the end of the Act (where you could normally craft them).>>537770304Only Lae'zel will able to wear it but she's sitting on the bench for the entirety of the second Act. Truth be told the biggest draw of the Heavy Armor is the 3200 Gold price tag. I never sell uniques but this is tempting. The Gloves seem to be by far the most useful part of the set.
>>537771492>the biggest draw of the Heavy Armor is the 3200 Gold price tagRight. Except, at no point is there ever such a need for a massive sum of gold.I think I had six thousand pieces by the time I fought the Netherbrain.>I never sell uniquesNot even that ghaik's trash?
Feels good man.
>>537770560Based
Viconia Devir is a porn actress
We love larian studios and their ceo
BG3 duo for this feel?
>>537735858>+1 greatsword in act 3>fighter that doesn't use action surge>bladesinger that doesn't use bladesong>life clericSee, this is exactly the shit I'm talking about. This isn't roleplaying unless you dumped int on every character and you're RPing a pack of 60 IQ retards. You're autistically minmaxing your party to be as bad as possible.
>>537774737If the swine played BG2 instead of regurgitating a wiki...>I guess I've been wrong then, I saw a picture of some porn model with some "similarities" between her and Viconia, and I can kinda still see the resemblance.On the meaning of Viconia's portrait being traced. >All female romances in this game are much older than the player character>like a telling tale of the writers' relationships with their mothers...weird.On the matter of the potentially large age gap between CHARNAME and Aerie or Viconia.>Bodhi specifically also talks about how she feels alive again, how the thrill of the hunt brings back ancient memories: we don't know her specific actions, but we can intuit from these dialogues a more "gentle" nature.On the nature of a vampire.
>>537778715tav + frogorshart + halsin
do you guys agree?
>>537779430I'd lowkey put globe in S+, it's just that broken compared to the rest of the spells
>>537779430chain lighting is overratedwall of ice is a tier
>>537778919Unless you cheese Voss you can't get better greatswords, greataxes or mauls than +1 ones when entering act 3
>>537778919Soulbreaker is a +1 greatsword that can be used well into Act 3. Actual upgrades only come at the tail end of the game, and wouldn't really budge the damage total that much. You can only use Action Surge once per fight, so that's not relevant for the purpose of simulating the average round and a ballpark of damage. Bladesong isn't an offensive buff so I'm not sure how that's relevant here. Life Cleric is a perfectly valid roleplay choice for Shadowheart. In the example I gave, I didn't go out of my way to choose inefficient actions. These are all reasonable actions for a reasonably built party - everyone has 20 in their primary ability score, the martials have Sharpshooter/GWM for damage, the Wizard is casting an AoE spell. Even then, your powergaming mindset can't help but nitpick and find ways you could easily push that DPR to 200... 300... 400. Thus missing the point.
>>537779430Melee/Ranged should be SSS+ because lmao spellcasters suck
>>537778715durge + astarion
>>537781060>Entering act 3He's level 11.>>537781243>You can only use Action Surge once per fightThat's half or more of most fights.>Bladesong isn't an offensive buffIt's not, but the bladesinger subclass is not compatible with "not wanting to get her pretty face dirty." This isn't roleplaying, it's autistically choosing bonuses you won't use in order to make your party worse.>Life Cleric is a perfectly valid roleplay choice for Shadowheart.Life Cleric isn't valid in general and doesn't make sense for Shadowheart in particular.>Even then, your powergaming mindset can't help but nitpick and find ways you could easily push that DPR to 200... 300... 400When I'm powergaming, I do 2,000+ DPR. 400 is a very modest amount of damage that's easily in reach of a roleplay-friendly party.
>>537782369Any Wyllfags gonna cry
>>537782369I'm suddenly reminded of the time I was investigating where the missing letters went in act 3 and I climbed onto the roof of the church and every member of my party recognized Tara except Gale, was funi
>>537783634why is this murdermachine so cute?
>>537783218>That's half or more of most fights.Okay. Then Lae'zel uses Action Surge and adds about 50 damage to her total. The crux of the argument doesn't change.>the bladesinger subclass is not compatible with "not wanting to get her pretty face dirty."It's called a joke.>Life Cleric isn't valid in general and doesn't make sense for Shadowheart in particular.She was literally the healer of the group that was sent to retrieve the artifact. Are you going to argue the Tempest domain fits her better? Last I checked, she never had it in her to worship Talos and channel raw destructive power. But maybe that's your roleplay justification so you can add another 100 damage to the DPR total. To what end? Do you need to win even harder if you can already end most fights in one round or two?
my main gripe about bladesinger is the song of defense prompt doesn't specify how much damage the enemy is doing so you're either spending too much or too little
Shadowheart is just poor man's Ciri desu
>>537784383shadowheart's story fucking sucks and is hard carried by the fact that she's hot
>>537784383?
>>537784053she must have casted astral knowledge: cute
>>537784830>she's hothard carried by makeupKarlach's hotter
>>537782369wyll forgotten yet again
>>537785040it's crazy how she's acting all tough and shit but then I'm standing in front of the inquisitor telling him to fuck off and she's just standing behind looking at me with her big eyes and expression like she wants me to buy her a new teddy
>>537785174Should be goodberry soup
>>537785308the rough and tough fascade is a defense mechanism of an alien arriving in an alien world and it melts away when you cause her to discover new things about herself and her desire to be loved, bar none truly the best romance in game
>>537731950Isn't the most roleplaying over gameplay race (dragonborn) one that you seethe about?
>>537731950who is we, ghaik?
How do i knock someone out unconscious as a sorcerer?
>>537785730what does it taste like? is it yummy?
>>537784179>Okay. Then the party's damage increases by 40%. The crux of the argument doesn't change.The crux of the argument does change, though. That's a massive increase simply from using the resources available to you. It's the same shit as choosing bladesinger instead of literally any other subclass for a character that's just going to sit back and lob spells.>She was literally the healer of the group that was sent to retrieve the artifact.And she wasn't life domain. And she didn't immediately begin worshipping Selune after defying Shar. There's lots of options here that are better from both a roleplay and a gameplay perspective.>you can add another 100 damage to the DPR totalLook at that, we've more than doubled your party's damage simply by using the resources available to you. Next session we'll start to look at buffs and consumables.
>>537748267>>537748267>>537748267>>537748267
>>537784179>She was literally the healer of the group that was sent to retrieve the artifact.um yeah a group of sharrans, and life isn't one of shar's domains, so she's trained in trickery (or death)
>>537786083Are you talking about the Dark Urge? Briefly explain why Bhaal would choose his Chosen in the flesh to assume the form of a conspicuous albino dragonfreak, or why that freakish monster would be adopted and raised by a poor couple in Baldur's Gate, as that is their canon backstory. You have one hour.
>>537786190Chip their health with spells, and make them slip with grease or ice when they're low HP, then you can knock them out with your staff or your bare feet
is there any updated act 1 Minthara mod? can't find shit on the manager
>>537785174kek
>>537787134To be honest I think dark urge in general is kind of retarded but I meant that if you pick dragonborn you're doing it for roleplay because their racial abilities suck.
>>537786741The "resources available to you" heavily hinge on whether you can accept that Shadowheart might play a more supportive role (as a Life Cleric or otherwise), or that Lae'zel might not Action Surge, Haste, Bloodlust, GWM crit every single fight like an optimal murder machine. That is the crux of the argument. This back-and-forth has proved pointless because you cannot reconcile the value of roleplaying in your narrow mindset that pushing for 400 DPR is the absolute bare minimum - or else you're actively not trying. I'm sorry that my example party couldn't live up to your powergamer standards.
pave my path with corpses
>>537787768The introduction Durge is a tortured soul that knows he's sick but isn't strong enough to fight it, Minthara isn't into that side of him. If anything, it should be my monk of ilmater Tav hugging Durge and telling him that there is still salvation if he can reach for it.
I hope that we'll get more custom origins in larian's next game, it looks like larian had a lot of fun with dark urge judging by how much more content it has compared to the rest of the origins
>>537787949>Shadowheart might play a more supportive role There are lots of ways to play a supportive role in this game that don't completely fail to contribute to the party in any meaningful way.>I'll just choose not to use action surge because it fits my roleplay better to do as little damage as possible
>>537788378It's interesting that Minthara is both into determined resist durge and frothing murderhobo slayer durge.
what are we some kind of goodberry squad
>>537778715Anyone and Minsc
>>537789580minsc should have been the companion everybody loves, not halsin & karlach frfr
>>537789080She likes the slayer form in particular because it is a form of power and she's always happy when the party gains power, but she doesn't actually like the mindless murder Durge because killing people you don't need to kill draws unwanted attention to the party and it's a waste of time while the Absolute still needs to die. She tells you to reign yourself in and focus on the cult if you're doing the indulge Durge. But the one thing she likes from it is the powerful slayer form.Minthara likes murder and gaining power through evil means, but she prefers to kill towards a purpose and likes following the plan. Random acts of violence go against long term goals.In-universe the slayer form is powerful, the characters don't know the gameplay limitations of it and why it sucks in the game.
>>537789823ever wondered what minthara did with that red guy very late at night?
>>537789080Meh, it's taking away from her characterization yet again. She was more fun when she was only available to evil playthroughs and when she broke up with you after you rejected Bhaal. I guess that at the end of the day Larian simply don't care about her, I still don't know who's the writer behind her story.
>>537789823Your headcanons are not canon
>>537790182>I still don't know who's the writer behind her story.adam smith, bg3's lead writer and the guy that got excited over early access laezel being supposed to cuck the player
>>537790182Minthara liking resist durge is more in line with her characterization since she doesn't like gods after being freed from the tadpole and especially condemns Lolth, Shar and Bhaal who abuse their followers for the lulz.
>>537790781>evil god is evilNo way!
>>537790507Kek.>>537790781She also loves it when characters use powers bestowed by said gods. She's kinda dumb but it's fitting for a drow.
>>537790932Bane is evil too but he isn't a dick about it like those three.
>>537790182She never broke up with you when you resisted Bhaal. That line was never implemented in the released version of the game at any point. It was added as a bug when they altered her act 2 recruitment scene and was promptly removed again less than a week later in a hotfix where they confirmed again that it was a bug. If you're interested, you can even find the post.Minthara hates that gods use mortals and toss them aside due to her own experiences with Lolth, and she sees the same pattern forming with you and Bhaal. She prefers when you reject Bhaal and make your own decisions in life. She is sad to lose the patron god and the slayer form because these are forms of power and support, but ultimately her personal beliefs regarding her resentment of the gods treating mortals like playthings wins out and she approves.
>>537790932
Something is telling me Traders who appear in later Acts carry over their whole inventory. Except the Backpack where I neatly collected everything I ever sold to them of course.>>537772048I don't have money issues and I keep my shit organized enough that they never bother me. Besides, I'm on my first playthrough. Who knows what will come handy later on?
>>537791171Nah, he's pretty much horrible too. He's my favorite out of the three but just remind yourself what happens to Gortash once he fails.>>537791242Don't reply to my posts, nametranny.
>>537791584mommy
>>537791584Worse
>>537791631He is tortured but only after failure despite Bhaal giving him significant resources for his plot and empowering him in battle. Shar discards even loyal and successful followers, Lolth and Bhaal have them backstab each other for fun making long term planning impossible.
>>537789823>>537791242thanks for still trying to answer questions and make this place useful despite the shitposters
>>537791960*Bane giving him significant resources lol
we love monks & druids
>>537791584Can't improve perfection and Mizora is already perfect.>>537792020Kill yourself, nametranny.
>>537792201based
Umberlee is another evil god whose favour's a big economic asset for Baldur's Gate.Also cute priestesses
>>537792787You should do something good instead
>>537792787We can't even pick her as our god. Its not fair.
Does it make sense for non-elves/half-elves/elves that lost their soul to worship Correllon?
>>537779430I am going to use disintegrate every chance I get and no amount of crying to use something more effective will change my mind. It's my spell slot and I'm going to waste it on the coolest spell available.
>>537793510As much as it makes sense to worship any god if you have lost your soul.Maybe archfey patron warlocks would make most sense since the patron could plausibly have good relations with Corellon.
>need to mod the game to worship Talona>shit tier gear>half of your enemies are immune to poison>have to manually apply poison coating each combat>enemies can save against it and become innoculated to it
>>537731950Amen
>>537772796Fucked up, lul.
>>537795967>>537772796Just use MS paint
>>537795967naked and afraid
>>537772796>>537795967Why don't you take a screenshot in game instead of this
Why are you talking a picture of your computer? Just screenshot your game.
>figter tav>dumb playerPure immersion
>>537772796>>537795967>>537796268based retard
>>537797260Stabbed this fucking idiot as soon as he tried to bite me
>>537792190Nice drawing anon
>>537797260beautiful
>>537772796bruh
>boomer/zoomer doesn't know how print screen works
Exciting stuff
Would you become her Warlock if she asked politely?
>>537800232Sex with her once a week and its a deal
>>537729141Oooooo nice thank you, this will be great
lae lae a cute
>>537801636laezel feels like a yugioh gal
>>537801862i feel like she's the kind to build and paint ww2 german models
giving Karlach what she deserves
imagine if /vg/ still had the ip countertoadcel must be making like 400 posts per thread just talking to himself
>>537802416>The other 350 is you seething about himLOL
I deserve a karlach gf irl.
>>537803191What if she burns you
>>537803758Erotic
i wanna play bg3 with my online but i don't have friends
>>537795124>tabletop is only now playtesting a defiler sorcerer that makes your poison and necrotic spells ignore resistanceree
>>537803826Can't you join a open lobby
>>537803962but i wanna play with friends and have fun..
>>537803826The official larian discord has a bunch of groups forming and posting times they're free and stuff like that, and they have voice lobbies to play there so you don't have to add strangers to your list or invite them to your servers in case things go south or they're weird or something. But most people are just looking to play so I'm sure problem people are relatively rare.There's also a text chat mod that I tried and it works in case you want to skip voice.
>>537804416Better make some friends !
>>537804559that sounds fun!
Halsin says we'll have to kill everyone in the camp if he helps me take out the leaders, does that also include the outside banquet area ?I've already killed Gut and taken out a few minor goblins inside the temple, so if he is only refering to inside then that's more manageable.
>>537805561You only have to kill the three inside.
>>537805561>does that also include the outside banquet area ?what do you think
>>537805561No just the 3 leaders
she didn't deserve it :(
>>537805785Rude. The camp is split into two seperate maps. His choice of words was vague enough to not be clear to me. I'm not equipped to deal with the 20+ enemies still alive out at the banquet.>>537805767>>537805794Thanks!
>oh gee i wonder if the goblins would be mad if i killed their leaders1800-COME ON NOW
>>537806112yes she did FUCK that bitch making my whole party run off just by fucking jumping fucking stupid BITCH
>>537806680This isnt even related to what I was talking about. Damn some of you are miserable. lol
do you watch any bg3 ytbers?i find evelyn kinda entertening https://www.youtube.com/@MorganaEvelyn/videos
>>537807241>watching ecelebs
>>537807241She owes me alot of sex and 3 children.
>>537805561Leave not a single goblin alive in the map, they will reproduce quickly
Let's all go to Moonrise!
>>537809202>they will reproduce quicklyI'll populate a new camp with Sazza.
>>537805561I like to tell the goblins where the grove is and plant a shit ton of oil and smokepowder barrels outside firstThen when the fight starts I tell minthara to get fucked and nuke all their units in one hit
Sazza blowjob
>>537809473All died from the curse. The legendary gith incompetence.
>>537809729I don't want gith cuties to get themselves killed, what do?
I would rather play this that DOS2
>>537809980I alternate between the two games whenever I need a larian fix
>>537809592lol. Reminds me of when I was fighting Gut. That merchant lady next door ran into the room full of explosives, trying to flank us, so I had Gale misty step onto the rafters and lob an alchemists fire in there. lol
From the EA but same idea
>>537810456Look at those basic ass portraits
>>537808352isn't she a lesbian
>>537810716good times
>>537809885I can't get over those noses bro
>>537811685It's economical. REGAL.
>>537809885>cutiestheyre hideous freaks
Minsc looks like such a chode. I hope he never joins my party.
>>537811898Based
>>537809202I'm working on it, anon. There's just too many! (I'm playing with the 'extra enemies' mod and they also have 200% more hp)
Is it worth it to rush for the radiant mace from the Monastery as soon as possible? Given all the undead and whatnot elsewhere.
I wanna make a Thor build, here's my build idea:8 tempest cleric3 OoV Paladin for thuderous smite1 Wizard (will use the int headbanger for 4 wiz slots), for booming blade, and to scribe lightning spells (chain lightning. chromatic orb (lightning or thunder), lightning bolt and maybe witch bold (but perhaps a slot for elemental summon is better)Any thoughts?
>>537812059One of my OCs is wearing minscs pants thanks to a mod
do the druids of the grove have sex with each other or are they more like a monastery of sorts?
>>537813291In contrast I will turn shadowheart into a Storm build, with more of a caster rather than mostly thunderous melee here's the idea:9 Storm Sorcerer2 Tempest Cleric1 Wizard
>>537813576I have it on good authority that Kagha is sex and would sex my character if that scoundrel Sven would just answer my emails
>>537813152Grab it before Act 2, which is essentially how you should progress through the game anyway.The creche can frankly be a pain if you're a bit underleveled because the Githyanki are nasty opponents with all their racials.And for the Underdark (or anything else in Act 1), you don't need the mace.
>>537813738Sounds about right. Thanks for the input.
i know this is probably very silly to ask as someone who's still in act 1 and exploring the deep roads I mean underdarkBut is a durge playthrough really that different?
>>537815172Its just different dialogue and some unique scenes
>>537813291>to scribe lightning spells (chain lightninghow do you want to cast Chain Lightning without a level 6 spellslot?I get why you're going for Tempest Cleric but i will make the argument that EK might be suited better for this build due to Pact Weapon and thus being able to throw your weapon, using a weapon (preferably Hammer) with the Thrown condition feels more like Thor i'd say.You can still dip into Tempest Cleric for the heck of it, or at least the Channel divinity but i'd go for something like>5 Fighter (for Extra attack)>2 OoV (Thunderous Smite), you learn it at 2, not 3>5 Tempest Cleric (Call Lightning)you can learn more basic lightning spells via EK (Chromatic Orb, Witch Bolt), you lose out on Lightning Bolt but Call Lightning is a fair trade off i'd say.
>>537815172yeah you're way more involved with the main plot and several unique scenes, items, dialogues & endings it's definitely worth an extra playthrough
>>537815172yes, tav is just some side character, durge is actually the main part of the story
i will NOT murder Alfira this playthrough
>>537817118
wyll is so cool
>>537818661Racist cunt. Keep posting about him and die in your basement like the lonely incel you are.
>>537818949Florick...
No one cares about Wyll
>>537815356Oooh yes I totally forgot Paladin levels gimp your spell slotsI'm actually liking your build better and perhaps instead of OoV in your build I could get 2 Wizard (evoker or divination) levels to scribe spells such as lightning bolt
>>537819182someone posted some art with Wyll and Astarion a while ago. I asked 'Who is that?' I genuinely forgot who that black character was lol
>>537816927What's the best way to murder her?
>Just finished wrath of the righteousGod I wish bg3 had a shared stash
>>537822964
>an npc just called me a cuck
>>537821317damn
>>537823586He's hot nglWould totally suck his cock while he calls me a sissy weak faggot cuck
i am the first man to ever see Shadowheart's naked body
>>537824413He looks like that stupid fucking meme of the gigachad cleft chin raised eyebrow filter
>>537824828But not the last
>>537824828someone else saw her BEAR naked body my friend
>>537825360I saw her naked when we landed on the beach and I was already changing her hair and outfit with mods despite this being my first playthrough
I can't believe I'm missing all this astarionposting
>>537826586thank you for your contribution
>>537828070hope the bitch on the right gets her neck slitgith are monsters not people
>>537824828>he thinks this
>>537828449they ended up kissing and travel together in the epilogue :)
>>537831435based
>>537828070they didn't teach the githyanki parry at creche kllir
>>537831921>ready to parry could've been the unique gith ability that would've made her the de facto best companion>instead it's some shitty proficiency dip you'll never use because no one plays githyanki as the main characterThey were on the cusp of greatness.
>>537729519My average is below that, but that's because the first few rounds of every battle is stacking control spells and preventing them from attacking, then I shit down their throats.
>>537834149my headcanon is that kliir taught her riposte instead of parry, which is arguably better
"GITHYANKI could be here," she thought. "I've never been in this region before. There could be GITHYANKI anywhere." The cool breeze felt good against her wizened skin. "GITHYANKI ARE MONSTERS, NOT PEOPLE," she thought. Rosymorn Monastery Trail (Ambient Music) reverberated throughout the entire vicinity, making it pulsate even as the 9 gp contents of the Amnian red circulated through her old veins and washed away her (merited) fear of aliens in broad daylight. "With a GITHYANKI egg, I could make a fortune," she said to herself, out loud.
>>537729384High Elves are superior beings
>>537835286BASED
My sides. They are complaining even about this
>>537835286I'm ethically opposed to finishing jobs I'm paid up front for
>>537835549Truthnuke thoBut Minsc is bald and ugly I wish we had a guy that looked like bara Nathan Drake to date
>>537835783>Minsc>uglyHe is a hunk
>>537835549Minsc is retarded, you should go to prison for that.
>>537836442This is from plebbit
>>537836536you should go to prison for going to plebbit
Is Eldritch Knight good for a new player?
>>537835783Minsc is annoying as fuck, but he is far from being ugly, actually only Astarion is more handsome than him
>>537836576Sure... I don't know people say it sucks
>>537836576champion is best for a new player
>>537835286based, i wish you could blow up more than one creche
>>537835549But this is true. Where are the duergar or orc romance, for example? Gale? Astarion? Wyll? All trash.
>>537836442Retards deserve to be happy, too.
i love this queen
>if you bring any hostiles to the grove, the guards just hunker down in fear despite having bows and high ground
>devs make game incredibly vertical>ring of flinging in emerald grove>returning pike in goblin camp>tavern brawler buffedI have to believe that someone higher up in the development of the game set out to makes this happen, someone sat down and said "I want throwing shit to be CRACKED" and they made it so>displaceI'm probably missing a lot
>>537837906Would have hot steamy sex with her
>>537837906tranny necromancer is too on the nose
>Minthara: Half the men of Menzoberranzan are pleasure-servants. Weaklings, whose beauty is their only redeeming quality. >Minthara: You would fit right in with them, Astarion. >Astarion: You think I'm beautiful? Oh, Minthara. >Minthara: Hrmmph.
what the fuck is this
>>537840491The mushroom man
>>537840491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjXnguQoHk
>>537838028thieflings are not fighters
>>537839910Who the fuck is that?
>>537836781ever since I saw that pic of minsc orgasming i've seen him differently
cute frog
OH NYOOOOOOOOOOOO I FIGURED MUSHROOM MAN WAS IMMUNE
>>537838827She's a drag queen, not a transgender
>>537836248Ok he actually looks handsome with hair, the bald head does not give him justice
>>537842694How did you even do this? I thought myconids didn't trigger mushrooms
>>537840627Karlach disagrees
>he says, with a menacing expression on his faceAllllright Swen
>>537843284not evil btw
>>537843284it used to be this face instead but ppl complained bc he was too ugly
>>537843596>>537843661talk about post wall
>>537843596leave bbygirl alone if he could see himself in a mirror he would not be making that face
how do you save this fucking dwarfglut cant interact with the bag for some reason and everyone else triggers the damn shrooms???
>>537843864bro your scroll of misty step?
>>53784359615... million... kisses...
>>537843864dude is a wifebeater he deserves to die
>>537843284>>537843596>>537843764get away from him before you turn him into your ugly skyrim waifu again
>>537843945>>537844125i figured it out fuck you guysi picked up the torch with glut and moved it awaythen was able to get to the backpack with a normal party member
>>537844253Did you get the mushroom
>>537843284sploosh
You gotta be fucking kidding me >>537844670Err the what now
>>537846301The dwarf's wife wanted a special mushroom in the exploding mushroom pit
>>537843175she had to be kidnapped and imprisoned in avernus for a decade to make her into a fighter
>>537844019would kiss him 15 millions times more in our shared eternity
>>537846778She's a barbarian, Laezel is the fighter.
>>537846778She's not even a fighter
>>537844219>pasting halsin over karlachcringe
Anyone know if the punch-drunk bastard's aoe proc also applies to unarmed attacks while it's equipped?
>>537847609>>537847620yeah yeah wise guys you know exactly what i meant
>>537847539why is she like this
>>537848556Karlach x Shaddy doesn't make chuds mad. Only Big H does.
I've decided to have sex with Shadowheart in game for role playing purposes.
>>537850027because she's a slut who probably fucked hundreds of men as part of her sharran training and forgot it all thanks to the mirror?
>>537850127why does it have to be all men? why couldn't she have sex with thousands of women?
I've decided to rape Isobel's corpse in game in front of chained Aylin for role playing purposes
>>537850847her cocklust unconsciously manifests through her amnesia when she wets herself thinking of Bvllsin
>>537851206her pussylust is so strong she stalked laezel all across faerun tho. surely there are tons of women in there
What if Tav was named Phyre
>>537851497this completely changes the entire plot
>>537852527what exactly changesgive examples
I need to get this off my chest. Despite having hundreds of hours in the game, beating Myrkul is always a tense struggle for me. It always comes down to chipping away at his health while someone is downed and bone chilled. I'm trying desperately to hit him with arrows of ilmater or bone chill to prevent him from healing. Aylin, if present, spends her turns getting up just to get downed again. Everyone is frightened and can't move. I've beaten him plenty of times but god this fucker is a prick.
>>537853016if he's blinded he can't use his minions to heal. makes the fight so much easier
>>537852642this changes everything
>>537851497Better than the dark urge
>>537853275I feel like that's wrong. I'm routinely hitting that cunt with arrows of darkness. Maybe positioning of those matter? Might have to do some experimentation.
>>537853016Aylin is useless during that fight!
>>537853295but everything how
>>537843723he hasn't even begun to peak
>>537853016bro your devil sight darkness combo
>>537853493i just use the spell not arrows
>>537853775I've tried a few consumables to improve her but she's usually useless yeah. Speed and hill/cloud giant elixirs work with her though.
>>537853016hasted action surge bae'zael crits him to shit in like two turnsbut I'm playing on balanced so idk
AAAAHHHH CHEATINGI have it set to increase enemy hp by 15% and give enemies one additional action for each person above 4 though, so it should actually get quite difficult quickly.
>>537854623Everything dies instantly on balanced, and nothing could hit back if it lived.
>>537855564Good post
>>537843596>on his pretty lipsnigga looks like a white grinch
>>537841559cute frog(s)
>>537817118>>537818329>"The PRIDE of the Gate"
>>537859956
Druid is very fun in tabletop but very boring in Baldur's Gate 3.
>>537818329SHARIQ NABLEED? DAT YOU MANE?
>>537860179delete this filth right fucking now
>>537860908Proud, regal even
>>537861183beasts cant understand pride
>>537842694I nuked him in my game, but somehow he survived with a few HP.>>537846301I guess I missed half the mushroom story.
Look who I found in the Dungeon Master's Handbook 2024.
>>537862310Dryad slut run in BG4
>>537853016You wouldn't struggle if your party (excluding Aylin) dealt at least 300 DPR at that point. Maybe you just need to try a little harder.
>>537862310Dryad is tryna kidnap a retard
>>537863274Is a retard capable of consent?Can Minsc consent?
>>537798447First of all, I'm a millenial. Second of all, I have two monitors, so taking a screenshot is pretty hard.
Larian will announce their next game in 2026 , 2025 was the last year they'll have bg3 at pax
>>537864016No!
i dont like nere, the second he is free he kills some prime gnomeussy.
>>537865108>wishlistlarian releasing an early access like bg3 & being open to feedback while still being respectful to their visionmore custom originsmore diverse partyeven content spread among the origin companionsdon't listen to reddit feedback & fangirls we saw what they did to astarion,gale, wyll & shadowheartmore quests that alter your appearance like volo/hag's eyea third act that isn't rushedless dumb plot twists (emperor, vionia, brain being the mastermind all along)Less larian jokes, you know the ones
>>537866131Grymforge is the most fun part of act 1, just slaughtering all the dwarves then having Nere as the big bad boss is kinda satisfying
>>537866131Your ugly Tav is smiling at him
>>537837606You could just go for the actual bear
>>537867783He is a durge actually
>>537866526Not him but half of the list is just Larian being Larian. Don't expect them to change, they are what they are at this point. Even if D:OS was your first game from them the patterns were well-established even before BG3.>>537866131I still don't know what to make of his high STR, Muscular passive and sky-high Athletics combo. You obviously want some protection from player chucking him into Lava right away but that was such an brutal overkill.>>537867123I think the way you feel also depends if you finished the Monastery before. I did and I was sick of the Underdark by it's last third, and while the Forge lifted my spirits I ultimately just wanted to proceed to the 2nd act already.
Nere should have been a woman. I cant take male drow seriously, they are all literal beta male cucks.
>>537868447>Not him but half of the list is just Larian being Larian. Don't expect them to change, they are what they are at this point. Even if D:OS was your first game from them the patterns were well-established even before BG3.DOS2's story was more mature than DOS1's and BG3's story was more mature than DOS2's, I still feel like they've yet to peak get better with every big release both gameplay & story wise
>>537861183frog love! just got her this sexy helmet at the zhentarium vendor. it's so on \o/
>>537868619That makes him good and bulliable though
>>537869191This
>>537869136>fr*ggots bragging about magic items that break the game wide open
>>537848848Based
>>537868619Based
>>537868447>You obviously want some protection from player chucking him into Lava right away but that was such an brutal overkill.Yeah well in my game the fucking retard jumped into the lava on his own and died the next turn. All the blood left his brain and went into his muscles it seems
>>537843864I literally just ran past it and tossed his bagYou can also use mage hand I'm pretty sure
>>537868718Thank you for posting pic rel, this is precisely what I'm talking about. I posted it myself at least two dozen times in the past years. Once you understand Swen's development philosophy a lot of things suddenly start to make sense. I'm not saying don't hope for a better product, just don't expect fundamental changes in their approach and methods. >>537843864Next time try dragging & dropping the backpack with Glut. I'm pretty sure he can interact with it that way. Once the bag is out of the mushroom field your Tav can throw it to Baelen. If you have a Misty Step scroll on yourself you can skip everything and just throw the scroll itself. Or there's a series of higher "platforms" you can jump to, the first is on the left after you crossed the root-bridge at the mouth of the cave. Just stand there and experiment with the Jump action with a higher STR character, you'll eventually get it. I can't guarantee if this method works but it definitely lets you get close to the bag without triggering any spores. You want to get there anyway due to the Explorer's Ring on the nearby skeleton.>>537877319Hilarious. Could you have at least looted his body? How about severing the head?
>>537880956Yeah I was able to loot him just barely on the edge of the ledge. No dice for the head though, the myconid trusted me anyways. I tried to use mage hand to throw his body but he was too heavy
fuck Shadowheart and her religion
can a Sharran be a virgin?
>>537862310it's that wild mage he kept calling Neera, but I forgot what her actual name was
Forgotten Realms lore is ass
>>537883570why
>>537882996With pleasure.
>>537883570I want to eat forgotten realms lore
what's the big thrill about Shadowheart anyway? Pets, plants, flowers, praying...she's such a basic bitch.
>>5378839023 romanceable girlsOne is destined to leave you for hell and has better chemistry with the blacksmith (they should have been an option)One is an abrasive frog who's not bad but not greatOne is an "I can fix her" type of girlPersonally I like Karlach the most
>>5378840974the last one is an autistic drow with a chain smoking voice and a half baked story with barely any actual romancebest romance is unironically getting a girl astarion mod with a girl ai voice and ascending her
>*scoff* Darling!
>>537885945>best romance is unironically getting a girl astarion mod with a girl ai voice and ascending hershut up
are there a lot of animals and dead that are worth speaking to?
>>537886406yes
>>537884097>One is destined to leave you for hellThe player character can choose to accompany Karlach back to Avernus. It's really no different from the ending in which they leave with Lae'zel to fight in the gith civil war. It's weird that people still lie about something that has been known for two years.
Orpheus looks more like a githzerai
>>537887747I think the implication is that the original methods Gith and co. used to resist mind flayer control were monklike techniques and modern Githyanki culture is a product of Vlaakiths.
Raphael should've been the true main villain of the story, he BTFOs the rest of the antagonist cast so hard it's not even funny
whenever they make a character that's truly high level like Mephistopheles the main villain in a campaign it ends up being really underwhelming
>>537889389>devils >villains
>>537889389squidward stole everybody's screentime
They were so close to making the slayer form cool or even useful. What a shame.
>>537889389I disagree, I should have a kpop band featuring Raphael should have been my bard, The Emperor should have been my wizzard and Orpheus should have been the party tank
>>537791584>fucks her hair up
>>537889389>Raphael should've been the true main villain of the storyThe way people talked about his fight, I thought he was. Absolutely shit on him.
How can people bring themselves to put helmets on the characters?
>>537882996Imagine worshipping an actual fucking loser of a goddess
>>537729384Rumor has it the Dialogue feature got introduced because players had trouble concentrating on whatever Counsellor Florrick had to say.
>can't sell out wyll to mizora in exchange for free on demand mizorasex>can't play a warlock and romance my own sexy devil sugarmommy who will call me puppy and order me to do literal fetch quests for her like goodest boywhat's the point
>>537892598is florrick the biggest retard in this entire cast of very serious retards?>so a literal devil told me mean things about you and I trust her with my life, I must kill you now even though you did nothing but help me the entire time
>>537892598>no Florrick romance where she rewards you for her rescue>she tells you about her growing belly in the epilogue>>537893173When the hell does any of that happen? All of act 1 and 2, she's concerned with breaching Moonrise to rescue Ravenguard. Then you rescue her in 3.I think it's hilarious that they even attempted to rescue Ravenguard, they literally didn't stand a chance, I really didn't think they would try.
>>537893563>When the hell does any of that happen?if you go in guns blazing on gortash then ravengard dies for some reason even if you use non-lethal attacks on himthen after you rescue florrick she catches you in town some time later and wants to kill you because mizora told her you killed ravengardI've never bailed her out of jail in any playthrough since that happened
>>537894240>ravengard dies for some reasonCould be Mizora, could be the Netherbrain.>because mizora told her you killed ravengardTechnically true. The best part of being a devil is twisting the truth, you don't have to roll a check for lying.
>>537895213this is why I said she's stupid for trusting a literal devil over the guy who helped her on every opportunity
>>537891553Who's supposed to be harder? Ansur? Gortash?
>>537896396>supposed to beAnsur (alive). The tale goes that he would save Baldur's Gate.Personally, I didn't really have trouble with either. Difficult to say who is harder, because I brought my dream team to Gortash, and I had Wyll for Ansur. Ansur was certainly scary, but I handled him without a hitch.>>537895662>guy who helped her on every opportunityRescued her from a fire and broke her out of prison. That's all? How long did you spend measuring that up to the fact that you're tadpoled, like the guys that burned Waukeen's Rest.If you only needed to be stupid to trust a devil, there would be no devils. You even confesses you fought Gortash at his ceremony, surrounded by bystanders and a squad of Steel Watchers.
Imagining that his hamster is talking was one thing, but now he's imagining there is a hamster at all!
the wife
Waifus, HusbandosLove & HarmonyAnd "Everybody loves Karlach"
>>537900406I was so disappointed when I drank a speak with animals potion and couldn't speak to it
>I don't know if it's an autistic inability to understand context or an even more malignant and catty need to twist words to enjoy a moral superiority in the eyes of others, but both behaviors stink of namefag all over.>Technically, it would be impossible for Godey to have sexually abused Astarion, Godey being in fact a skeleton and lacking any necessary organs.
tfw no pathetic male drow companion that I bully and humiliate
I only love myself
whats the secret to taking pretty screenshots
>>537906372Use photomode. Zoom in the camera. Use depth of field.
>>537906372By mastering Photo Mode, if you're willing to fuck around with it. I refuse to use it besides basic stuff during my current run as it'd unironically extend it by months.
I mastered Photo Mode by checking my female companions' naked lower body.
The photomode sucks but I still use it
>>537910127The lighting is so bad tho
>>537910308It does. You can adjust it a bit, but yeah its ass.
>>537904632>rescue Nere while still being caked in Spaw's Bliss Spores>tell him I'm here on behalf of the myconids>surprised_pikachu.tgaThey don't send their best.>>537909462What do you think I meant by "besides basic stuff"?
>>537871154>faggots crying about faggots posting magic items on /bgg/
>>537889878sexydevil
>>537915951Why are they wearing the same outfit
Meme time?
>>537917791The namefag
>>537918438
>>537917791
>>537919045>>537918991both true
>>537919045Sharties....
The Blade.
>>537731950>beautiful races>githah i see this entire post is a lieno wonder it sounded so retarded
>>537918438I want to commit vile sexual acts on Mayrina.
>>537917791if minthara hates halsin when why do they share a tent hmm
>>537923309>corpse fuckerYou couldn't handle her.
>>537923434The things I want to do with her would make that look tame.
>>537918438this one's better
sex with Mayrina is rape, she doesn't have the mental capacity to consent
Where do I find a Mayrina gf irl?
>>537923416I wish they would fix that
>>537923416it's called hatefucking
>>537924860no no your thinking of connor
>>537923185It is not a lie that many here find female gith attractive. It is not a lie that many here have memorized the names of several female gith - even though some have barely any presence - from the exotic Baretha, to the fierce Therezzyn, to the visionary Stornugoss. It is not a lie that many here find Lae'zel captivating, which, even if you consider her an exception, is a tacit acknowledgement of the beauty that can be found within her race. It is not a lie that we have had several cute gith Tavs in the history of /bgg/ - although one is just the long-lost twin sister of Yy'rul. You are entitled to your own taste. But this isn't about yours or mine - it's about the weight of our shared history. Do you understand?
>>537918438>>537924170post the gortash one
>>537927341cute frogs
thank you based AMP for my indiscriminate bhaalist armor at home
>Equipped by Mizora
>>537928093she's also wearing the snot ring. big cambion love
>>537927341>manyit is one or two peoplelarians own female based polls show laezel is the least popular origin romanceif they ever released overall romance stats i have no doubt she would be further overshadowed by astarion and even galeonly wyll could potentially lose to her in origin lover popularity
>>537928443yeah and the supposedly most popular romance has 50,000 people installing a mod to change it so the stats are incorrect at best
We LOVE Wyll here.
>>537928761>nooooooo the stats are wrong!!!copefacts dont care about what you think is incorrectthey are facts plain and simple
>>537928965stats show that 50,000 people were so dissatisfied with the romance that they installed a mod to rework it
oh you like facts huh
>>537928443>AkShUlLyI love froge, and it's time for bed, sweaty
>facts do not care about your feelings, istik
>>537928443Lae'zel is the third most popular romance, period. Astarion is probably fourth. If you're going to dispute the veracity of a claim, it would be the bare minimum of honesty not to follow with a blatant lie.
Gale is more romanced than astarion btw.
isn't it interesting they suddenly care about facts huh
>slutshaming hours
>>537929703Wyll is probably the least slutty companion and would partake in slutshaming
>how can I segue this exchange about gith beauty into my shitposting routine?If you posted slop, you'd be the swine. Subhuman.
>>537929895you were doing the same thing when you were posting your cambion playthrough calling shadowheart a slut ect you're just as bad as them probably fatter
big frog and the whistlin' devil: LIVE at the Selunite Temple
>>537930713cute frog
>>537929417shadowheart should be winning even harder given the fact that she's up against 2m demonic sheboon and a ghoul
>>537929103What does this have to do with anything?
>>537931925he's having his weekly melty
>>537929417Wait, this only shows completed romances? What about people who don't complete it but still beat the game?
>>537931686>sheboonKarlach doesn't look black at all
>>537932413that's a joke right? you're joking?
>>537932486you would be horrible at ethnoguessr
>chud shartieMany such cases
>>537931925cucks in the chair shouldn't throw facts around
>>537932876>unrelated schizobabbleOh, I see. >>537932057 was right.
>>537932596true but almost all the thieflings in the game are black coded and karlach acts just like them
yeah your samefagging is right
>>537933126>anyone saying things I don't like must be samefaggingI was only being sarcastic before but now I unironically think he's right.
>>537933283Name back on
>>537933351Sorry to trigger your schizoing even harder but I don't use a name. I'm very anal about remaining anonymous.
I hope that all the companions of larian's next games will be poly and that you'll never ever buy their games again
>>537933437Name back on>>537933717based
Is 'encrusted with frost' a meme? I threw a bunch of the cold gear on a wizard and never actually got the enemy encrusted with frost
>a shcizo has decided I'm his thread enemy yet againI remember why I hate /vg/, it really is a containment board for people who are fucking retarded.
>>537934079and you fit right in WAHEY>>537933967are you dealing cold damage?
>>537934345Yeah but you need 7x 'encrusted with frost'. I could easily get up to 5x but I'd need a speed potion or another person to also do cold damage to reach the full 7.
>>537934079>every anon is the same person
>>537932057meds
>>537934498you can proc that easily with eldrich blast or magic missile especially if you use the staff you find in sorcerer sundries
>>537932102>% of players reaching the final act of her romance arcIt's really straightforward. We have the official Larian stats and the podium is shared by female companions, unsurprisingly. Everything else is distraction or lying.
Who would win in a fight?
eheheboned
>>537935103laezel was a child when karlach was already cleaving lvl 16 demons in the hells
Slightly mispronounce Shar as Share or Shear every time>>537933967It's great and it's probably my overall favorite bg3 build. ice wizard. There are a couple other items that give it and together it gets good.
The ugliness of pigslop. The divine beauty of Shar. A stark contrast.
Yep he was samefagging
>>537898238>Ansur (alive). The tale goes that he would save Baldur's Gate.Sure, and he probably could have even done it while dead if he picked a fight with Gortash and/or Orin instead of Tav. But out of all of the bosses you actually fight in act 2, Raphael is the hardest imo (assuming you're not cheesing the pillars out of combat or able to kill him first round). The only harder boss fight is Cazador *if* you take Astarion with you so he gets an extra buff and you have to kill him in three rounds with three characters or have him ascend.
>>5379351039 attacks
>>537933967Take it as a bonus on a cold sorcerer, but on a wizard i'd say it's simply not worth it because even if you manage to get 7 stacks on an opponent, they still need to fail a CON save in order to actually get frozen.Neat bonus but not worth building your character around those items.
>>537935612of course! we're approaching the weekendcant bear to suffer lol "bear" the intellectual and amicable silencethe voices will come back!>>537935103I don't see a reason why they should fight other than the Frog pissing of Karlach making her angry, and an angry Karlach mops the floor with the Forg
>>537936069rage makes her resistant to laezel's melee damage and barbarians are way tankier, karl would destroy laezel no cap
>>537935103BM moves would ensure ack is disarmed and prone so probably frog
>get offered the special tadpole at the end of act 2>say no>he tries to convince me to take it>uhhhhhh, no? fuck off>he gives it to me>say no for the third time but have to roll a check>its a 21>i fail>i can't reroll>i fucking eat it despite it being the last thing i want to>on top of that my character becomes UGLY AS FUCK with the black veinsi deadass might drop it bros
>>537937340>>its a 21well well well if it isn't consequences of your own actions
>>537853016I've beaten Myrkul exactly once, in my first playthrough blind honor run and it was a trivially easy fight. What kind of horrid shit builds do you guys use to have a hard time in this game?
>>537937340'oh no! I h-h-hate power >.<'
>>537935103I'd say Karlach because Barbarians get a bonus on Initiative and that is a crucial advantage in any 1v1 situation.Barbarians also tend to have rather unconvential fighting styles that may be difficult to handle for someone who relied on rigorous training to develop their prowess, rather than instinct.Sure, Lae'zel may know precisely where squids have their weak spots, when to push a beaten foe but i doubt she has a lot of practice when it comes to fighting a big, burly tiefling that against all odds fought and survived for 10 years in the Blood war.If Lae'zel and Karlach constantly spar, Lae'zel might beat Karlach consistently due to her developing counter strategies but both going in blind should be more advantageous for Karlach.
>grove defended>Minmommy safely knocked out>saved the kids just like Baldy Ron>drow and gobbos disrespected>it's gamer time
>>537936304see>>537936758
>ack gets first turn>lae'zel soulbreaker stuns ack, BM move disarm, steals ack weapons>frog wins
>>537938802>next turn Karlach becomes a 10 feet tall woman, grabs lae'zel and shoves her in the astral plane
Karlach wins easily. Stronger, cuter and better personality
>>537939148basedhot fiery muscle mommy vscold blooded space amphibian
>>537936758>STR saving throw she ain't disarming shit
>shadowBABYfertile>lae'zelsterile ugly>karlachsterile ugly and also lesbo codedyeah, clear winner
>>537938802and then you wake up and realize it was all a dream and laezel died horribly after being absolutely slaughtered by karlach
reminder that Shadowbaby is the only character with a confirmed foot fetish
>>537940235>>537939812you're trying too hard
>>537940235Can't a girl have kinks
>>537940002and then you wake up and realize it was all a dream after karlACK got decapitated for the paladins and shadowBABY and tav lived happily ever after
>>537939745>ignoring the stunned conditionVERY INTERESTING ISN'T IT
>>537940343seething toadcel
>>537940473you kill karlach because you are insecure around dykesi kill karlach because i cant stand horny wyllwe are not the same
>>537940589bro your baldurans helm obviously karlach is wearing it as a native zerker
>>537940685actually i kill karlach because her personality feels so fake and i hate the fourth wall breaks she does, non horny wyll is a secondary bonus even if i won't use him much
>>537940797>baldurans helmtav property, she can get bonespike helm if she's lucky
>>537941213tav is a caster he doesnt need the helmno one who can stun will ever be within range
>>537937340shadowbaby told you not to eat those worms, but you didn't listen
>>537941315tell me what kind of caster he is and i'll decide if i concede or if he's romancing wyll
>>537941632for me tav is a lore bard (swords bard is minmax autism) and durge is wild magic sorcbard epitomizes dnd shenanigans and as tav is meant to embody that kind of thing i believe bard would be his canon class
play honor mode
>>537942104Playing tav as any cha class instead of failing every dialogue check is minmaxing.
>>537942104>(swords bard is minmax autism)hmm...you accept my concession
>>537942335i play honor mode with unlimited party size and i have a lot of fun!
>>537942336how is he going to seduce everyone if hes not playing bardspeaking of which why wasnt i allowed to try to fuck everything in bg3>>537942405honored though i am you can keep your concession we are all friends here
>>537942430You need to play honor mode with only 1 or 2 characters or else the game is still too easy
is that one guy who really hates Halsin still in thread?
If Shadowfell is Shar's domain, how are shadar-kai able to live there and how did Balthazar get his fat ass to take the Nightsong without getting smited?
>>537943934
>>537943845>one guy
>>537943845He's always here.
>>537943934gods have to work in tricky ways and shit. It took a bunch of stuff happening for Myrkul to turn Ketheric into his avatar; if it was as simple as zapping a nigga then nothing could ever happen. Plus, having the favor of your chosen god gives you various degrees of protection
>>537943845I don't know about halsin but the guy that hates(loves) shadowheart is always here
>>537942852but that's too hard..
>>537944698Where's her tattoo?
lol forgot I non-lethaled the gobbos, and they showed up to fight the druids after the party. that's a new one on me
lul big drunken hireling kagha getting blacked up by real kagha
>>537943934>If Shadowfell is Shar's domainThe Shadowfell is lorewise a Shadow Dimension where Shar holds significant power but the game kinda portrays it as her own personal playground.Imagine it as a dark counterpart to the Feywild.>how did Balthazar get his fat ass to take the Nightsong without getting smited?I'm guessing that Shar is still kinda bound by divine rules and cannot simply smite a person, even if it is within a domain where she holds great power.She cared enough to block Balthazar, either she cannot expel You / Balthazar or simply doesn't want to.Like, the whole thing falls apart if you assume that Shar can actively interfere here>doesn't stop you from entering even if you don't have Shadowheart in your party (you are up to no good with Nightsong either way in this instance)>doesn't stop Balthazar from taking Nightsong (meaning she just watches Shadowheart fail her goal / let Ketheric achieve his goals)>doesn't help you against Balthazar (even though killing Balthazar fucks over Ketheric and necessary so that Shadowheart can potentially kill Nightsong)>watches you kill Shadowheart if you choose to fight her over killing Nightsongthe whole thing is essentially yet another instance of showing that Shadowheart is a more relevant companion because the scenario where Shar willingly lets Shadowheart (and thus You / Balthazar) enter the Shadowfell (but is then unable to expel You / Balthazar) is the one with the least amount of plotholes.
>>537945721Where are her shoes
>>537943934Any god can kill any mortal at any time regardless of where they are, but Ao gives them a spanking if they do. Shar acts like big shit but she still follows the rules most of the time because of the consequences of not following them. Some gods actually believe in the rules and follow them willingly, some only follow them because Ao is stronger than them, and others still are constantly breaking the rules and just accept the consequences.Contrary to what she tells you and what some characters say, the entire shadowfell is not Shar's. It's a large place and she just hangs out in most of it. There are areas full of unaligned monsters, and the Raven Queen also lives there and a couple other characters.
>>537943934if it was shar's domain, she wouldn't need to send shadowheart there
Who would win in a fight based on lore not gameplay?
>decide to look at gear for my tempest cleric>reverberation, lightning charges, and radiating orb all could work here>have zero clue how to pick and choose gear because of how many options there areWhat do you guys typically run?
>>537949137karl we went throug that already
>>537949615Looking more closely, since the spellsparkler gives you lightning charges every time you deal damage, as far as gaining LC, that's a good option.Watersparkers feel expensive because I'd need the lightning resist ring, so it's like two gear slotsFFS, I've never felt more constrained by equipment slots in any other playthrough
lae lae is definitely winning the poetry writing competition
>>537918438Is this in act 2?
>>537951552act 1 hag
>>537939812>karlach>sterile ugly and also lesbo codedshart is a massive carpet muncher. karlach likes to peg men
>>537951812And whats wrong with that
>>537952415>le ready to settle down face
you should lose one constitution point after karlach's act 3 romance scene
>>537952490wouldnt you gain 1 con from surviving getting fingered?actually it should be both a con save (to avoid losing 1) and if you pass that then a con check (to gain 1 point along with a new resistance to anal)
>>537950815Astarion would win tho
>>537952827>the smooth brained retard who has so little game he has to take it up the ass to seduce someoneyeah no
>>537944086B A S E D
wyll & gale would write the best poetry
>>537952897yeah and even with being that retarded he'd still speak circles around the road
>>537952827>'Lamentable is the autumn picker content with plums.'So trve
Daily reminder Asshole mode >>>>>>> Evil mode It's fucking hilarious betray Sharran Shadowheart and release her to Viconia
>>537953736You aren't able to give Sharran Shart to Viconia
>>537953869I can join Viconia side
>>537953636<3
>>537953870Do you have a pic of her making the O.O face when Vlaakith loses her shit over the artefact in the creche
>>537953736>Asshole mode >>>>>>> Evil modeTell more about the asshole mode please.
>>537953480sure he would
>>537954232i'll check
>>537954303Basically you larp as good to NPCs and then you betray or kill them in the end.
>>537954494bigger
>>537954494>Karlach & MizoraFat tits>Shadowheart & Jaheiramedium sized tits>Laezel & Mintharabarely have tits
You can smell Shadowheart when talking to her. She has that phenotype. When you know you know. Stinkheart. Skankheart. Stankheart.
>>537949137>the A+ student>the decade-hardened Hell berserker
>minthara looking jelly >>537954232no it doesn't look like i have it
i cant wait to recruit minthera i hope i did all the steps right (still in underdark)
Evil Minsc >>>>>>> Good Minsc
>>537955953>three evil women>only one evil man and two neutral
>>537956415Gale is not neutral, Gale is not evil, Gay is just a big asshole. Astarion is evil, Minsc is neutral.
>>537946767WE HAVE NO NEED FOR SHOES
>>537950815cute frog
>Karlach>tortured for years>burning alive>forced to go to many wars>will dieGood person.Meanwhile average women about Astarion: B-but he is innocent! He was a product of his environment! He is not a bad person! ! I can fix him!
>>537949137Karlach easily. Bigger, stronger, smarter, better looking, far more experienced.
>>537949137>Who would win in a fight based on lore not gameplay?Women = Karlach by far. Hells are far worse than UnderdarkMen = Between Minsc and Gale
>>537957823>better lookingFOUND THE FAGGOT
>>537958370laezel looks like MJ
Baldur's Gate 3 is dead.
>>537957527boring, try again
>>537958370Meant to reply to >>537958434
>>537959035at least we'll get bg3 portraits to find in their next game maybe
>>537958370karlach mogs lae'zel
Karlach is my favorite girl
I like karlach because she's nice to me.
i like this game but it could have been a lot better. The structure of the story is designed like Cyberpunk where you are in a rush to save yourself. I'd much prefer if the story was designed so there was downtime and some life sim elements. maybe the game could be less on rails too, with Baldur's Gate appearing mid game and becoming this hub of sorts, and letting you explore its surroundings. Would be fun to buy a house in Baldur's Gate and bring loot from adventures there and decorate it with stuff.Plus it sucks that upper city is just a story location
>>537958438>>537960253>KaRlAcH iS sO pReTtY!
>wojak
>faggot
What about Wyll?
>>537954803>Karlach and Mizora>fat titsThey barely break medium.
>>537961037Name your top 5 Wyll lines
>>537960975I'm (mostly) a lesbian, faggots are men.
>>537961314we're talking about canon size not in game size
>frog
Mizora has a flat chest, and red pussy hair too. Double pass, and that's before you even get into her extra curriculars.
>>537962127Where are these depictions of their "canon size" then?
Which Baldurs Gate 3 girl has the cutest feet?
>>537963529Shadowheart without question, extremely suckable toes, I've thought about it a lot.
>>537954803>>537962127>roided up tiefling>fat tits"No!"
>>537963529Astarion
>>537963529They have the same feet
>>537964041Another FAGGOT
>>537963529Jaherias elven gilf feat.
>>537933118>black codedThis is why I love them and made my tiefling a 6 feet tall buff black barbarianAlthough I fail to see how people like Alfira and Rolan are stereotypical black
Why is shart a mutt? Make her a pure elf instead
>>537963769Shadowstink
>>537889389All that effort to get zapped instantly by daddy Asmodeus>>537887747Because he is technically, there's 0 difference between Githyanki and zerai except culture, the yanki is all about worshipping Vlaakith
>>537964629It was to push troon shit, elves don't have body hair so making her a mutt was an excuse to troon her up and give her troon bush to go along with nocturne
>>537964808Consider swallowing rat poison
>>537963529I bet I could fit both of Mol's feet in my mouth at once.
>>537961437you will never be a woman
Trans rightsLove is loveRefugees welcomeTiefling lives matter
>>537965154Shadowheart and karlach say this btw.
>>537964945No thanks, see if your discord will mix it into their next batch of troonshine for you though. Should get on well with the plastic bags.
>>537965306Thats why they are best
>character creator automatically gives your character a penis or vagina based on if you pick female or male body templatewhat did they mean by this?
>>537964945>feeding obvious bait
>>537949137The basic rules were not established in either case, so it's impossible to determine a clear winner in either case. In terms of technique, Lae'zel would be favored because she is considered an excellent swordswoman even among a culture that trains with the sword from early childhood. Since we're not talking about arbitrary mechanical limitations, she would also know how to parry like all her peers. Karlach has more real combat experience as a decade-long veteran of the Blood War, but that experience was built against infernal fodder, not disciplined warriors who can match steel with steel. She also had a functioning engine powering her in Avernus - outside of it, she might be wary of going all-out, and that would limit her. It would be a pretty close duel, and the intangibles such as who's more desperate would matter more than raw power or skill.
lul AMP really wants me to lean into acid and poison, and I am all for it. >acid+poison vul aura helmet>aoe acid aura when I step in it>picrel>already had melf's, ray and splash so it just drops right in
I'm planning out my first Warlock build.I've read that the Hexblade patron has similar things to Pact of the Blade. Do they have any synergy, or redundancies for that matter?
almost wiped at the harpies, that was close
>>537968341>2man-ning harpies whythat's suicidal on honor mode
>>537964808It's also what they did to Mizora, another hairy thing with a boy's body. Karlach is obviously Karl. Lae'zel is legit the only feminine female in the game. Even Minthara has a black man's voice.
>>537968512that was the first time i encountered them
>>537963529Please kill yourself
>>537968248I think you need pact of the blade to get the extra attack, and otherwise hexblade is the same thing with more stuff. If you're getting your extra attack from paladin on honor then pact of the blade doesn't do anything. Otherwise you want both.
Decided to pull the intellect devourers on the beach over to unconscious Shadowheart. She joined the fight but wouldn't get up, naturally. I threw a health potion on her hoping it would do something, and it did: It aggro'd her against me. Ungrateful bitch.
>>537963529Shadowheart
>>5379683412 wordsWardind Bond
>>537969636Why would you do that
>>537969636>>537969808Stank
you guys ever knocked ethel out on the surface and just walk through the cave unimpeded? happened to me last run, and it was pretty comfy (no hag hair tho)
>>537969905I've played this game too much and just fuck around instead of bettering myself in any way at all.
>>537972530gortash did nothing wrong
>>537953960>tasting Indian streetfood
>>537968341You can rob the kid before the combat if you're a rogue.
i dont get itthe dwarf says if you dont have a lantern from nere, you cant pass. and frogwoman says yeah i guess we gotta go get nere. so i click the option that says lets get nere and karlache agrees BUT THE FROG WOMAN DISAPPROVES, WHY? YOU JUST SAID THATS WHAT WE HAD TO DO
lol just one-turned gekh and the "shit just got real" music kicked in. LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
>>537957527Yeah because Karlach has a Chaotic good alignment while Astarion has a Neutral Evil alignment
>>537973727at the end of the day she's still a woman and sometimes women have woman moments
>>537975348>>537975348>>537975348>>537975348>>537975348
I suppose this early edition will please the worthless pig fuck that jokes about Astarion being raped.
>>537973727You stumbled across a small inconsistency, which is really no big deal. Another way to interpret it is that Lae'zel disapproves of you always going with the flow instead of taking charge.
>>537972813gortash was a real one
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>537977394cute frog
>>537972813Karlach had it coming
No ending where Durge and Gortash dominate the brain together is the worst part about this game.
>>537972370How'd you do it?
