Previous: >>537715436>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
I got all the white sparks but not the blue and pink!!!!!! I don't think I'm going to make it in time to make aces for cm2 at this rate!!!!!!
Digitan LOVE
Anyone know here >>537736191 or is it still possible to get some
r8 em
>3 sleep deprived in a rowOk... Fuck me and break my ass sideways now why don't you
Are support card daily pulls worth it? Not looking forward to turn infinite cleats into support points.Been pulling trainees but even the worst pulls of those still have value.
Nice Naturberus
What the fuck is Golshit's problem. Why does she want to sabotage my runs so much.
>could only get fat tit Creek to MLB2 last banner>never shows up at Stam and zero friendship gaugeWhen do we get the ssr picks and MLB items I keep hearing about, this bitch is virtually unusable
>>537736971>3 headsPerfection
Stop retroactively changing fan requirements for your clubs retroactivelyI was promised a comfy club and you're actively ruining thisNo 1 million per day isn't a low amount, not everyone is autistically farming parents and running a dozen G1s every runAre you not aware careers other than long existsFuck you even 3 runs takes up a good amount of time
>>537736951weeb
>>537736896that's the same issue i ran into with Special needs.
>>537736974Please stop. She's always so close.
>>537736951Cute ojisan
>first Brian career run>gets brocked and fucking dies on HopelessIt's over... She's cursed forever... I will now never get any good Narita Brian runs...
Not enough lewd Teio, I need uma impregnation
Keep retroactively changing fan requirements for your clubs retroactivelyI was promised a comfy club and you're actively improving thisNo 1 million per day isn't a high amount, everyone is autistically farming parents and running a dozen G1s every runAre you aware careers other than sprint existsFuck you even 3 runs takes up less than an hour amount of time
Reading Ticket’s story (and seeing this expression she has) I just want to make her happy. This stupid game makes me like every one of the umas
>>537736962Try 4 in a row with 3 night owl into 3 immediate mood down energy down triggers. I nearly broke something and I am not an angry person
What's the best way to farm gold?
>>537737184At least you have her. 150 pulls and nothing to show for it.
>>537737251>3 runs takes up less than an hour amount of timeAll my runs take me an hour each wtf
I give up. This is fine.If we had more time i'd try to atleast get a 3*blue / 2ura parent but i'll settle with this
Listen here you little shit
Any new clubs being made? All the current ones are listed as full.
>>537736941The inspiration will always happen since the parent can't be the same as the trainee, you always get at least the blue sparks from your grandparent even if it's the same uma, but your chances at white sparks are slim since the compatibility will plummet as you get none compatibility from same character grandparent
>Decimates every race during the career>Ura Finale>Jobs on the semi and then the finals and failsYou stupid piece of shit HOW???
>>537737273I remember getting awful mood because I lost a 4% into a 60 stam training and got the don't overdo it and practice poor>fix into night owl into 3 lost turns>the turn after i fix it i get migraine >fail to fix it and into summer campI almost rage quit
>maintenance in 40 minutes
Hes actually quite a big shit.
>>537737443Had this happen with tachyon-for some reason there’s been a lot more Blockage.
My pc crashed right after I finished the URA finals and had to pick my last skills
are we sure the welfare mcqueen has a chance of giving Cooldown? i started using it 5 runs ago and ive had 5 runs where i just got Deep Breathsis it not a 50/50 like special week's gourmand?
I give up. If we had more time i'd make a better parent
>>537737379The guy in charge of the list can’t be arsed (I don’t blame him) to change it every time but they’re not all full. Also nobody wants to make a club because it will get no rewards for an entire month (2 months basically)>>537737515Wait, really? I forgot about that. Dang I waited until now to play :(
>>537737443>7 crownsI always resent that Rice's career forces you to do some stupid other race instead of the Osaka Hai, so she can never get the triple triple crown. She is REQUIRED to cuck McQueen out of the 2nd spring crown but isn't allowed to claim the full prize.
>>537737515what, I'm in the middle of another Failure Creek career. they can't do maintenance rn
>>537737615>50/50>like Special Week's Gourmandhow naive
>>537737578you just get back to this apparently, I just tried it on a failed run
>>537737615It's definitely worse than 50/50. It's starting to feel like you may as well just bank on Aikawa giving you BoFA.
>>537737704There are careers later that don't follow the usual schedule so you can get things like that.
>>537737615the higher your stamina the higher chance you get it like spe's, if she finishes her event chain early you're most likely getting deep breaths
>>537737764>reddit tachyon
>multiple careers ending at the last Arima Kinen with stats I know are enough to easily win itThese are some nasty fucking rng rolls. It should be allowed to hit another uma on the head if the bitch is blocking your way.
>>537736962>>537737273>>537737445The length this game goes through to make sure you don’t have fun is baffling
>>537737332sell your body
>>537737332Moonlight sho de wa
>the one career I get long S is the one suddenly taishin is losing everything even with good statsKill me
>>537737515Guess I better press buttons fast!
How do I use my piece of shit F2P cards to build up pace chaser Daiwa?
>>537737332The best way is to not spend it.paying for guest legacies adds up
YOURE PLAYING THE GAME WRONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTVbdYdzQ6g
>>537737850>Satono Diascord
>Have to clock at URA>Huh, guess I'd better watch the race to see what the problem is>Late Start>Oh that's fine, my stats are way better I'll win the next time>Late start>Late startWhat do you even do in this situation?
>>537737947>How do I useYou pray. At least Daiwa-chan will thank you at the end for trying.
>>537738083Tazuna concentration
>>537738140>fails wit checkGlue
>>537738140>TazunaDo I look like a whale?
>>537738025kill yourself
Man, I wish I joined an active club earlier. Being stuck with a level 35 McQueen fishing for hints but falling behind in stats is rough
Power doesnt matter for front runners, right?
>>537738013I need more merican Grass
i got this right?
>jobbed juvenile filies>jobbed hopeless stakes
>>537738310>800 speed before senior yearwtf I can never get this shit
>>537738013Wrong version
>>537738310-100 stats
>>537738025>90% of umas suck>some guys have won CMs with fucking UraraThere are no bad umas; only bad torenas
>>537738310>Not even senior year>Already capping speed because he went 4 speed cardsFull retard
>>537738281Which gaslighter told you that newfren?
>>537738310>year 2 800 speedYou don't need it.
>>537738372Oguri cap?
thank you Shiraoki sama
>>537738413feels bad bro, i kept going 3 and not being able to even get 1100
I'm also running tazuna. watch me fail a 3% training
>>537738264turns out we (umagg) still have a spot open. lost 3 guys earlier, then 2 newfags got it from the looks of it.
>>537738437yeah, jobbing one of them happens sometimes but never seen both
>>537738416The voices in my head
>>537738290Yes, Miyamoto Musashi wears something like that.
Should I run Vodka just for BofA? I ain’t reaching the power requirement for the random carrot garden event and running a stamina SR for 3/3 speed/stamina runs hasn’t been consistent in rainbow trainings either
>>537738290Grass really does have a sleeper build
>>537738453Your priorities are fucked.Even if the game allowed you -and only you- to get an uncapped 3000 speed, you would still lose a race because you won't have enough stamina for it.
>>537738491My condolences
Posting this again for the people who might want it for their legacy training needs.
>>537738502No. Adding one power card barely helps you since you're using Speed to hit Power anyway and your Power facility is going to be severely under leveled.
Got to MLB SR king halo from cleat ticket>joy
Why is there no Matikanefukukitaru figure I can buy...
post something cute
>>537738586do people rent the amazon power card?
>>537738498people HAVE said something along the following:>power matters more the further back in the pack you are>power matters more the shorter the trackbut really power matters for everyone, because front is the slowest style, so you need to accellerate to max the quickest so you can run away with the race before all the other faster classes have the chance to catch up.
>>537738502Better off raising potentials for characters to get their in-built gold stamina that isnt supercreekUse 4 speed and 2 stam(ideally mlb manhattan and borrow mlb supercreek) with as much stamina sparks as possible
>>537738586Why is Uma2 so gutted when Inherited man...
post something lewd
>>537738281>the running style that immediately fucking dies with no chance of catching up because none of their skills will activate when they're not in 1st place doesn't want power aka the acceleration statWhat did anon mean by this
>>537738558ya the run is kinda fucked i know, they just werent chilling in stamina at all. i dont have manhatten cafe so its like a use my lvl 1 super creek and do mayano/mcqueen situation or do mcqueen with lvl 50 super creek and hope for the best, which has got me my best run so far honestly at 1200/1070. im not a whale
>>537738764but where is the sex?
looking for a B+/A circle that actively trades shoes445671484881
What's the ranking ranges for clubs?
>>537737028Bwos answer me please tell me we’re getting free fat tit creeks soon I can’t take this shit no mo’
OFFICER! BOSS! GET THEM IN!
>>537738732I thought other styles adjust their distance accordingly so they’re always not far behind front runners
WAIT. i thought you guys bunch of degenerates that gooning to umamusume! but turnsout, you guys are serious poeple thinking some strategy? this is 4chan not reddit
>>537738586That’s an okay all-rounder but many are going to look for a more specialized Uma when using one of their precious borrows anon, not a “master of none” then again my basic stam-queen gets max daily borrows so you do you I guess
>>537739001i have never jerked off to an uma or read a single line of dialogue
>>537738764something lewd
>Amazon's character in Top Gun's story is being a jobber who can't match up to Narita Brian>Amazon's character in Narita Brian's story is being a jobber who can't match up to Narita Brian...Is this just her whole identity?
>>537736783DIGITAN IS DEAD
>>537739001>thought you guys bunch of degenerates>that gooning to umamusume>you guys are serious people thinking some strategy
>>537738713You first.
>>537739126THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>537738764
>>537739183but which one
>>537738713
>>537739126what’s that white coconut shampoo stuff on their face? Is that supposed to be thick sweat?
but where is the porn? where is uma getting bang by 2 black dudes?
Post something rape
>>537738915*Razormind starts blaring loudly*
>>537738924that's true from 16% to 50%, and even then it's a lie because there's a wit check every 1/24th of the race to determine whether you stay in the comfort zone or try to move up. That's how you get some Gold Ships in the front of the pack some races. they just keep passing the wits check and moving forward even though their comfort zone is i think 8 lengths behind the frontmost runner.
>>537739001i do both
>>537738853S is T100A+ is T500
>>537739257AMERICAN
>>537739313That is not what I was aiming for, but man what a reference to make lmaohttps://youtu.be/_Fl_LJBixfg?t=109
something rape
>>537738752Uma2 is going to be great once Xmas Oguri rolls in. Every Xmas Oguri is going to have a Tachyon Grandparent guaranteed.
>>537739474my grandchild will have tachyon as grandparent
>>537739257I know theyre horses but I dont like beastiality
>>537739325>areola peek
Please do not sodomize the shrine priestess
>someone as ugly and stupid as bakusin rejects youCould you live with yourself?
>>537739257>>537739263Sure, here you go my fri-HEY WAIT A SECOND, YOU’RE TRYING TO GET ME KILLED AGAIN
>>537738025isn't that guy that couldn't win taurus cup?shan't be watching
how the fuck can you guys hit S or more in both speed and stamina and also get a lot of skillsthis was my best run so far and I still feel this one will job hard in Gemini Cup
>>537739547my first onsen was with bakushin
>>537739437Spe's throbbing horsecock...
>use 4/2 speed stam deck>get 1k speed 1k stam >use 3/3 speed stam deck>get 700 speed 1.1k stam
>>537739563Rudolf wouldn't do this...
>>537739598i don't know anon maybe if you didn't buy that dogshit skill professor of curvature and invested in other skills
>>537739563Raping women in power is hot...
Rape by inanimate objects!
>>537738025>pick top option for don't overdo itmotherfucker that's a run ending event anyways. Gamble for the bottom option and pray.
Have people figure out how to trigger the director to give you BoFA or is it still completely random?
What if I had babymaking sex with Teio?
>>537739598im impressed you even managed that with those cards desu but you didnt get long S so its kinda futile anyway
>>537738719Nope, but i don't have any cards that people would want to borrow so it kinda doesn't matter.
>>537739742You would ruin her career anon....you wouldn't do that, right?
>>537739719random
>>537739715I almost always do bottom because choosing top is still so bad
>>537739789on her last year before the armina kenny is fine
>>537739719I tried running Fuku-chan thrice recently and it activates thrice in a row, so maybe it really is just shiraoki-sama 's whims.
>>537739679curvature is bad for this cup? then what should I borrow
>>537739789just do it after she's retired retard. Be like Bourbon's dad
>>537739143
>>537739876you want velocity shit and stamina recovery
I think I will lucid dream about Dantsu Flame
>>537739876if you don't have a strong kita then it's still kita. You just don't buy the skill
>>537739898NO. be like vodka's dad. bang her mom when she still in her prime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85LZ4HeCVeo
>>537739939tanuki teio and rudolf fill me with joy
what the fuck
WTF HAPPENED AIIIEEEE
MAINTENENCE
>>537739791ANON DON'T POST THAT
it's over
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ah fuck maintenance, timezone is stupid
i was just about to win the ura and see my spark...
LET ME IN
Single circle affinity but gold inspiration
>maint beginsokay fine i'll log into FGO and use my storm pods.
I've been playing on phone for a while and just now I feel like it's too slow after 40 minutes trying to complete an URA run and failing to do so before maintenanceIs the Steam version significantly faster or something? Or is my phone just garbage?
Owari da
>>537739673next you’ll tell me that Tazuna wouldn’t sit on my face…I’ve had it with your limits anon. I’ve freaking had it man
>maintenance right on my inspirationAAIIIEEEE MY RUN IS GETTING RIGGED
having THE runCOOLDOWN SUCCESS PREDEBUTRAINBOWS EVERYWHEREABOUT TO RUN SATSUKI SHOREEEEEEEEE
Today is the best day to play JPhttps://youtu.be/7rhRk8eHCIc60k Gems, 40 tickets, on top of all the old progression rewards, hundreds of rolls!
>>537739791>>537740034YOU FOOL. YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON. YOU IMBECILE. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
EOS
>>537740034>>537740036they literally announced the maint like 2 days ago
30,000 apologems soon
>no uma>brown hoursTHIS IS HELL
>90tp>maintenanceI FORGOT AAAA
>>537739960Bro...
AAAIIIIEEEEE I NEED TO REDEEEM SHOES
cygames just saved me from blowing up my vein seething from fuku jobbing another race
Whoa there KFC, are you sure about that.
>>5377399608/10 you ruined it with Doto.
It's funny when they say people hate Opera for winning too much when without Opera it will just be Doto winslol instead of Opera O winslol. The exact same thing.
>>537739598No sleeping lion? That Taishin is gonna run out of breath so fast.
>>537740117her ahoge being blonde always throws me off.
>>537740119Too bad I don't know moonrunes
How long is the maintenance?
teio rape
>>537740119Hmm nyo I'd rather play gakumas instead.
Post playtime.
I swear my RNG is better if both my parents are my own horses
would trying to get spurt spark on a seiun sky legacy be a retarded waste of time
There's nothing else I can do then. Time to goon. Hahakigi has that new Tachyon release....
>yfw EOS has finally reached global to spare us from the Gemini CM
>>537740186Not long, it'll be over soon
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MAINTENANCE I HAVEN'T DONE MY FUCKING DAILIES
>>5377401862 hours if nothing unexpected come up.
>>537740254God AI is so horrible and barren
>>537740232at least 50% of this is afk
I clicked on a Rudolf hint right as maint hit. Will it be subdued end???
Too many people are getting cm2 ready horses, they're rigging it so they're all sub 900 glue fodders.
>>537738586do people actually borrow legacies just for white skills?I usually just stick to stuff with good blue sparks and one good URA Finalesit's not like I get enough skill points to learn more skills than what my support cards are giving me anyways
>kigishit
>>537740254This is a fucking child!
>>537739427I hope Admire Groove has a great story, I love her design
YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARDS I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORY ABOUT NICE NATURE
i hope we get compensation like blue archive when they have maintenance..
>>537740232help me
>>537740150I wanna take off Nice's earsocks and play with her naked ears direct contact, bareback, raw.
>>537739876Kita gives you Long Corners and some white recovery skills if you can fish for them. Get those instead.
>>537740232Not Pictured: The amount of time I've spend playing on my phone.
Will you make a debuffer for cancer?I shall make a Golshi cancer debuffer
>>537740232But I also played it on my phone
>she doesn't have 1200 Speed>she doesn't have 1200 Stamina>she doesn't have 1000 Power>she doesn't have 3 gold recoveries>she doesn't have Spurt>she doesn't have Slipstream>she doesn't have Divine Might>she doesn't have Long S>she doesn't have Turf S
>>537740175UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ToT thanks google translate
>>537740232I'm pretty sure the playtime on my phone have double or triple than on steam, too bad there's no time tracker for it
>>537740178You can't just take a horse out of the equation and think that it would be the exact same race but the winners moved up
>pop a 30 refresh last borrow for oguri parent training to take mind off things>finish debut>maintennis gomenI'm about to give up on this CM.
>>537740093Depends on your phone, but even a mediocre CPU can load up different scenes and races on PC faster than on phone
>>537740317it will be +5 wit +2 speed
>great start of a run>stats are solid, friendship is fine, only stam and speed training>debut with a loss>stats get scrambled and stamina is shit because everytime I rest I get sleep deprived>mood randomly goes down, barely win the second debut, but get 5th on mandatory race>failed 2 good training sessions with under 10% chance of failure>get good sparks but they don't do enough for my awful stats>lose the finale with 600 speed and 1k stam on narita taishin>right before restarting maintenance beginsSomeone fucking stab me
>>537740232exactly 2 hundo
Maintenance is on me! You're welcome.
>>537740232and I'm a Taurus jobber and soon to be Gemini jobber...
>>537740232I rarely afk btw.
>>537740254>literally a child's body
>>537740340She's so sex. Same.
>Getting ready to spend 30 statues to 2-star Haru and Winning Ticket>MaintenanceMaybe it's a sign?
>>537740232>>537740420Forgot the pic
>>537740232why of course I know my playtime because I play on the PC and not on my tablet in the living room haha, yeah, lemme just grab that screenshot for you anon haha of course I wouldn’t comfy-max let me just hit ctrl+ that other button on my keyboard haha, it’s coming right up now
>>53773996010/10 fantastic taste
>>537740515That's what makes it so sexyNow fuck off dumb Karen
>>537740232
when do I get to farm the release 3 star umas again. Feels weird just having half enough to get them but no use of the pieces
this brat ToT
I bet Teio did this
You think you have it badly? I was going to spend 1000+ skill points right at the end of a career when maintenance hit. God I hope my almost perfect parent isn't destroyed by this.
what are (You) doing during maintenance?
>>537740028love the symboli family
Im afking because vintage story or thread refreshing like 30-50%
>>537739960How do I make one of these?
>>537740515You're literally in a pedophile community.
>>537740668go to work and time thieve
>>537740668Gonna do my Anki rep
>>537740668mining shooting stars in osrs
>>537740232Still no non mixed 9* blue sparks which sucks
>>537740093I think it's wifi or mobile network problem. Those small "connecting" add up since there are so many of them.
>>537740668how long is maintenance?
>>537740668Draw
>>537740668granblue fantasy
>>537740232I afk a lot
>>537737093This
AAAAIIIEEEE SOMEONE IS KNOCKING AT MY DOOR AT NIGHT
>>537740668Either I play rimworld or sleep.
>>537739960>tr*nscendRuined>>537740715Kill yourself, pedo
>>537740668My other other job
>>537740668Searching hot uma pics
>>537739960Abhorrent taste. Christ, maintenance hours are going to be horrible if I have to share this thread with you people 100% instead every now and then while playing the game.
>>537740757post wip
>>537739960>twinturbo
>>537740668play something else idk today is my birthday
>>537737093danchode, do the needful...
Now that the maitenance has taken your attention away from the game, it's time to remind you that all of your Carats are being funded towards this.Those Granblue crystals?Those Prinreco jewels?Yes, EVEN your Dragalia Wyrmite before Nintendo pulled the servers?It's ALL been leading to this.
>>537740843Nah it's not uma related
>>537740715>>537740781But /uma/ told me Mayano wedding version was going to scare the xitter tourists!
>>537740828Zenno is asking for it
>>537740330Just for training their own legacies. You'll have an easier time getting good legacies with 3* blue sparks and good white sparks if you start off by borrowing someone's legacy with good white sparks to pass on to your own uma.
>>537740781I'm disgusted by pedophilia. But I tolerate having a freakishly high proportion of pedophiles around me online sometimes, as do you. As does anybody on 4chan, knowingly or not. 4chan is riddled with pedophiles.
>>537740863happy birthday oguri-chan
imagine if they actually add some QoL they promised some time ago
>>537740417either grass or air grove
>>537740828That's not a horse anon that's a cow.
>>537740653I'm only just now noticing that Hishi Amazon is a mare. All the more reason to roll for her
>>537740916Asking for what?
>>537740668might be time to hit the gym early.
>>537740701https://snep.pw/uma/sorterI'd suggest you to only rank EN only umas unless you want to burn 40 minutes on this
how long is this scam maintenance?
>>537740668fortnite on pc + balatro/HSR on phone
>>537740762Grim
>>537740952>hors game>calls hors cows
>>537740781I'm literally making love to mayano top cun
1500 maintenance carats?
Just wondering how wide are uma ear holes?
Suppose this may be the start of something
>>5377409920/10 kys pedo
>>537740860Yes.
>>537740668ERP on the club discord
>>537741018gw soon danchode
>>537740668winning the SOS derby with bancho
Not even twenty minutes in and I'm already starting to hate every single one of you.
>>537740992>this listYou are a gentleman and a scholar
>>537737093namedrop the clubit feels like mine
>>537741112you can upgrade her to 3* stamina later definitely never glue her
How do you acquire groundwork aside from white skills again?
>>537740642Only *checks* 300 more days until her releaseI can make it I can make it I can make it
>>537740992Ignore the tourist's meltdown/10
>>537741179sub par support cards.
>>537741164love u too my fellow ningen mwah
>>537740931oguri is gonna eat this anon out of his home...
>>537741170The one with the villain's name?
>>537740992>haha guys look I'm based 4chan oldfag because I like kids!Kill yourself
>>537739715Who the fuck would ever pick the top option?>100% chance entirely negative negative effects with a measly 10 energy regenor>Less than 100% chance of entirely negative effects with a chance to avoid the negative effects completely and to only gain a benefit and the downside being 1 extra mood down
>>537740992I hate these things. they're way too autistic for me. I got about 30% of the way through and left the tab open for 7 days before admitting i would never finish it and closing it.I've tried these things for several other franchises and i can never finish them.I wish they would have a shortened version where you instead start by selecting every uma in order you think you like, then it splits it into 4 piles and makes you only go through 2 more sorts. doing 20 laps through the roster is just too fucking much.
>>537741283bait and retarded
>>537741173how does that upgrade work? I kinda thought it only worked (or worth) for 2* blue sparks
>>537740715Nah that's BAWe love titty umas here
>>537741164This thread is heavenly compared to one for a franchise that's no longer active. As a Danganronpa fan I looked around in a few Danganronpa generals here and... whew. Now THOSE are some empty-headed nothing people. Although, to be fair, that series has hardly any prepubescent-looking characters in it, so they probably do at least manage to be far less pedo-infested than this game's threads are.
>>537741207Oh... I didn't need that skill anyway...
>>537741283Well he is indeed a based 4 chan oldfag and you're a redditrooner tachyon pleb
>>537741375why would you trick me with that image
I know my love for my wife is pure because I think her design is stupid but I love her nevertheless
>>537737093correct
>>537741281it's over>>537741375at least 2 clubs references pricon
>>537740371Anon, that's a very lewd and intimate act to a honsgirl are you prepared to take responsibility?
This is amiya from arknights. Say something nice about her
When is the next scenario release?
>>537737093>Stop retroactively changing fan requirements for your clubs retroactivelyThe Department of Redundancy Department called, you're hired.
>>537739823>>537739715>>537741296You... realize the odds aren't equal for each outcome, right?
>>537741486booba
>>537741407Don't ever reply to me ever again, xer.
>>537740992based loliGOD
It's weird how I give zero fuck about JP umas despite being able to read japanese to an extend to play the JP version. I had zero problems bulldozing through niche JP otaku games before I got into uma
This should be fine for a Late Surger parent deck right?
>>537741486You lie! This is Admire Vega, an umamusume who merely looks like Amiya from Arknights! I will be reporting this to the arknights general to warn them for your trickery!
>pedo replying to himself
Time to drink my morning coffee with some daily careers>Game service has ended (www)((lmao))Nice game umatards
We Kingchads shall free the thread from the influence of the shadow leaders at ウマオオオオ
>>537741584what the fug
>>537741283I'm not a pedophile because I like cartoon children.
Why is this not autoscrolling? I swear it's enabled
The Goldshi spectrum
I'm a pedo. Fellow pedoCHADs give me a (you) in less than 90 seconds to own the libs
ウマオオオオ dancho here. the quota will now be 100m per month
>>537741375Yeah MOST people do. If 0.25% of the general population is pedos then I'd figure more like 5% are pedos here.
>>537741545What fucking odds? Top is 100% Negative.Even if the bottom option was a 1% chance of getting Practice Perfect and +10 Energy, it would still be the correct choice to go for it. And I'm pretty sure it's a 10% chance.
Why is it always the gacha games that attract the insane twitter tourists? Is it the f2p aspect?
Damn, I hate this.Which one is less worse? I hate both of them.Falcon is dirt which is based so I guess she's the better one...
>>537741702its 3% according to the doc
>>537741545YesThe difference between the guaranteed negative effects and the failed negative effects are not big enough to outweigh completely negating negative effects.The guaranteed option still has a chance for practice poor, so you'll still be forced to infirmary. If it didn't have a chance to give the negative condition, then you might have a decision to make.
>>537741702if you shit the bed with bottom option it's 1-2 turns of recreation and 1 turn of infirmary and 1 turn of training to even break even from how bad you shat the bed
>>537741369you get an item that lets you upgrade sparksThere is a non event version too iirc
>>537741660
>>537741743>hating Curren
>>537741712companies pay for marketing and algo boosts it on twitter. third party meme accounts/clippers get paid to do it too.
>>537741774>by oneyeah I'm still filtering my 1 star blue sparks then. I do keep my 3 star reds
>>537741660Both are good.
>>537741782
>>537741415its a 1/14 from Gold Ship stam SSR or R, a 1/10 from Oguri Cap power SSR or R, and a 1/6 from Air Groove guts SR or Rdespite the shit odds, the cards are actually specifically for skill farming. Gold ship 0LB gives 3 hints per skill and +40% hint frequency. MLB gives 5 hints per skill and +60% frequency. Oguri and Groove are 3 hints at all LBs, and only scale +30% at 0LB to +40% by MLB.Ship especially, but all 3 are there to get a shitton of cheap skills so you can buy them all to fish for sparks>>537741480Nice is on my personal podium. I'd become a father today no hesitation.
So what will you run in Cancer CM Mile?
>>537741756This just says dont do trainings with 20%+ chance of failure. Which should be obvious. Youd only take that if youd get a massive return, like 80+ stats at least.
>>537741868you can't upgrade white sparks so upgrading shitty blue spark with insanely good white sparks is just way better
>just found out the metal gear solid 4 composer made Umapyoi LegendYou know I'm not surprised since this does sound like a fake anime song that would had been made as a secret in-game anime song in MGS4 or something.
I can't stop listening to I Love You Rush
>>537741173Yeah let's pretend we won't have better spark umas with twice amount of whites by the time this feature comes to global
Hey Trainer please stop posting erotic things and post cute things instead!
>>537741743Falcon is less of a whore
>>537740668other gacha
>>537741774How often do you get these though?
>>537740668Watching youtube videos as usualhttps://youtu.be/hvk_XylEmLo
>>537741689My danchou would never spell danchou without the u, faker.
>>537742009UOOOOOH NUDE EARS EROTIC
>>537742009Normally, I love ponytails.But killing her fluff is a crime and I want to punch the idiot who came up with this idea.
>>537742009Twintailless Nice Nature feels wrong
>>537741660I like moe Goldshi more
>>537741925Oh awesome, this gives me newfound hope, I'd need to borrow one power card anyway so Oguri sounds like the perfect answer. Thanks anon.
When your CM2 golshi doesn't have 400+ wit
>>537741926Can someone explain to me, or give me any source to read, why Summer Maru is top tier?
>>537741970And then I forgot this existed. MGSV sucked massive dick and now I am upset again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO_5R_DMCJA
>>537742009lmao people are going to roll for a boy loooool
>there are 4 versions of Bakushin song>a song with a single lyric that requires 2 composers
>>537741743curren at least has a personality and isn't a generic idolshit
>>537741649Liking any children makes you a pedo
>>537742005Sure
>>537742151okay slutfag
>>537740668Going to bed. Post an uma for me to have a dream about
>>537742142Yeah by the millions
My X timeline has been absolutely demolished by teenagers roleplaying umas. Fuck you cygames
>>537742209Matikanetannhauser
>>537741926If you're not running Summer Maru or Xmas Oguri, it doesn't really matter who you run. Just run your wife or some shit.
The Taurus cup didn't kill enough fomo players. These are not comfy levels.
>is literally just for (You)>slutWhy is Daiwa Scarlet so bitter?
>>537741764With the top option its 1-3 turns of recreation and 1 turn of training with a 50% chance for the infiermary.You're guaranteed losing 2-3 turns.Bottom option you're either losing 3-4 turns which is marginally worse than the top option but you have a small chance to avoid every downside completely.You'd have to be retarded not to take this gamble. The ONLY way your run isn't completely fucked is if you select option 2. And even if you biff it, it's barely more fucked than option 1.
>>537742098>>537742108You WILL love every form of Nature
>>537742209ALL AMERICAN
>>537741743i will wife bothgay seethefags will never understand
lol
>>537742209
>frogposter
>literally ntrfags latching on to her when her banner was up>not a slut/whore/harlotultra cope, not to mention old and busted
>>537741926Every time I have a race I can't win with my real Umas I just throw that starter G rank Urara at it.She's just here to have fun anyway
>laisuposter
this was fun
>>537742142Yeah
>curren discourse
>>537742319I will always love a woman more when she's twintailing.
>>537741926v. bourbon, suzuka, kitasani fucking love frontrunners
>>537742427woe, G turf front runner upon ye
>reddittrannies didn't leave after Taurus
This makes Daiwa Scarlet seethe.
>>537742461Mayano is going to catch a cold!
>>537742121Its a front that is good for keeping the lead.With 777 you can trigger her at specific times.
>>537742260Why are you following a bunch of teenagers on Xitter anon?
>>537742435That’s a pretty nice list anon. I would have put the race car in 18th and shifted everyone else up though
>>5377424357/10How do Dotofags exist?
>>537742498Golshi feels like the type to say this but not have any idea what a nigger is and be friends with lots of black people, and then not believe you and pull some cartoon shit if you ever attempt to inform her.
>>537741926Suzuka and whatever front runners I get in the meantime
>one mention of slut>now it's going to spend the rest of the month spamming herAt least I hope he didn't spend money on her. that would be extra sad.
>>537742513How so? Fanfest? When I chose Scarlet all the time and bought her cake for winning?
>>537742261>>537742339>>537742387Thanks bros. Good night
>>537742339I need Taiki titties for my TT team
nothing personnel special needs
30 rolls was it all it took.
>>537742654Curren-chan's favorite client's mind works in mysterious way.
>>537742705I got her from daily paid rolls
>>537742704>redditeio>operashitMother of shit tastes. 1/10
Between Tamamo and a new career mode, which comes out first?
Yeah, he swiped multiple times.
>>537742538So the thing here is the manipulation? I can see working nice with Tail, but I'm still too much of a noob to understand the mechanics
>>537742794>machi
>>537742794When do we get Mambo again?
same vibe
I swiped your mum's pussy with my dick.
I also just realized that Cygames has every VA for the umas recorded Umapyoi Densetsu so they can have it mix in with the concert. I'm honestly shocked they but that much effort into it and the VAs as well. https://youtu.be/mJCrTt_JurA
Hello /UMA/ I would like an Uma who is gentle and will not rape me. Thanks
This shit takes forever holy fuck, it also made me realize that I don't care for about 70% of the horses in EN so far
He's rattled lol
umm... umasisters? is this trve?
>>537742942Howdy
>>537742998He said uma, stay in your lane HUMAN.
Seethe.
>>537742538If you or any knower has the time since we’re on maintenance, can you explain what the “increase target speed by 0.35” for 5 seconds means? Is target speed being increased by 0.35% every second for 5 seconds or what? Everything else is straightforward to understand except that
>>537743005goddamn i love this reddit horse and also xer roommate though
>>537742907
>>537742572She's a tall, gentle and soft spoken girl with huge tits, what's not to love?
>>537742948>pedo memeer>but at least taishin is there2/10
>>537739960I don't know who Transcend is but this is mostly good taste and then fucking Doto shitting it up
>Curren's boyfriend #122 acting more like an idolfag than the non existent FalconfagsYou hate to see it
>>537742834Well for mile and sprint you need very little stamina/recoveries, correct?So you manipulate the race tracks with triggers, both summer Maruzensky and xmass Oguri have similar trigger based on activating recoveries (1 for mary, 3 for Oguri)And if you know the track lenght...now you can time both of those.
Found the culprit for maintenance
It's #1 since she's only for (You).
>>537743039>he doesn't know
>>537740232625would afk or turn a quick nap into a deep slumber with the game runningmediocre account
psychoanalyze me please
>>537741375I like both tits and lolis though because I'm not a raging homo
>>537743287You watched and enjoyed Invader Zim.
>>537743287You are incapable of screenshotting properly so therefore you are normie and most likely high iq
Okay, but let's set all that aside and get down to what's important. Which uma would happily sit her sweaty post-race ass on your face and smother your nose with her musky butthole?
>>537743287reddit/10
Nobody unironically likes Goldsh*t
>>537743287>golds*it>doto>vodka trash2/10, you did your best to get a 1/10 but try harder next time.
>>53774294810/10
>>537743078Its flat. Here is curvature (0.35 velocity, i.e. speed) comparison.
>>537743350
>>537739960I'm saving all my carats for bro
>>537743287This isn't r/umamusume, what are you doing here?
>maintenance>brown hoursya allah save us
>>537737093just do one oguri run and one ace run bwo
>>537743350>>537740095
>>537742928every VA for every uma has to sing the solo lines of every song.This is the king of thing that makes companies want to have AI voice rights from their VAs, because otherwise it's a massive undertaking getting everyone back into the studio to pump out another 120 variations every few months.
aaaaa my stamina will cap
>>537743287You're not afraid to be judged by a crowd of very special children (adult men). You might become an alcoholic in the future.
>>537743461they don't sing all the solo voice lines tho
>>537743340never heard of it>>537743351>>537743418>everything i don't like is reddit
Rate doko?
>>537743519what you like is unfortunately redditif you genuinely like it then you just gotta accept that your tastes are normie
>>537741926Goldshi of course
>>537742928Multiple versions as well.https://files.catbox.moe/dtvhkg.mp4
>>537743461I wonder how the hell that works payment wise for each VA because, if there are official soundtracks released of these group songs, how would they even begin to decide who to use for the main squad of said song? The contract disputes probably are already taken care of, but it must be a bloodbath between agents to get their VAs as the headliners.
psycho analyze this, homos
Biwa Hayahide?more likeBiga Headhead.
RTTT squad in Uma Party Dash when? "Team Vega"?
>>537743556>I only like princess characters I'm this boring6/10
>>537743606Very cute, will break her leg and pour coffee on top of her head
>>537743287Play Goldship for Cancer Cup and I'll believe you, no balls.
>>537743556i know nothing about jp umas but 10/10
TICKEZONATION RISE UP
>>537743556Freud.jpg
>>537743606forceful impregnation
>>537743556gay lil digitan hater
>>537743617you’re on a roll tonight anon
>>537743606>tokai reddit>slop>pedoBingo!
>>537743659sounds less painful than my current attempts to build her for gemini without either MLB kitasan or creek
I am such a faggot for liking big tits T_T
>>537743668>NATION*Town*Podunk Next one to be insulted! Post your favorites! Neeext!
>>537743556You are my danchou, i know it
>>537743586Well with all this effort, I ask a simple question. WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO DO SOMETHING NEW WITH WORLD FLIPPER ALREADY! THEY TEASED SOMETHING NEWS YEARS AGO AND HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET!
>>537743461its not every uma. you can see with the microphone icon when in the concert settings if they have sung it.
>>537743668>unironically liking winning shit>seiun shit to boot2/10, you almost got that 1/10 but try harder next time.
>>537743089>actually want kitasan>running parallel with mambonyo...
>>537743606virile man, makes she/they/them tremble in fear
>>537743668Holy Based
>>53774366810/10 based ticket enjoyer
>>537743770What is a world flipper? You will have to QRD us here
>>537743758I'm the biggest homo for liking big, sweaty and steamy umas.
>>537742928kimi no im burger
>reddit vs. reddit
something about this card terrifies me...maybe it is the impact of her steps...
teio teio teioo teio? teio! tei tei oo!
>>537743668Well done, Ticket brother
welcome to the bottom of the barrel
I'm ready for CM!!!!
>>537743875extremely breedable mare
my horsies
>>537743875>those subdued tismsIs Winning ticket her mom?
after extensive research, i've come to the conclusion that every possible uma can be described by one or more of the following words:>shit>reddit>pedodeviation is impossible
>>537743863>>537743919my /uma/ chatbot working as intended
>>537743880You are scared to form a long lasting relationship.
>>537743826Was a pinball gacha game they did and concluded the story, so they game understandable EoS'd. However, they teased pic related soon after and people were hoping for an anime or something since the story, started out generic, ended pretty powerfully. https://youtu.be/ZEfkOSM1HfI
>>537743824I know this is a troll post, but here's your 0/10.>>537743892>he just had to have redditeio up there6/10
>>537743984no im scared of getting my body crushed
Which way, torena san?
>>537743960>shit aka 4chan aka bunda>reddit aka big tits
>>5377439508/10 if you had a better number one you would have the best taste in this general so far.
I wish tall athletic girls were real :(
>>537743928Do they change how the spark work or are these just insanely lucky turenasu?
>>537744016Loves Only YouStill in Love is too 2010's
Unity Cup should be this month, right?
>>537744016Both are cute and for (you)Still
>>537744016Right's design i find repulsive, so left.
I did this a while ago, I think LOY was just added
>>537743960>shit>reddit>pedo>redditshit>redditpedo>pedoshit>redditpedoshitWhich umas are at the top of each category
How long is the maint?
>>537744016Loves Only You really does look like a hoyo character
when the fuck is the maint endngÅ
>>537744046i need to enjoy her before everyone starts lumping me in with the metaslaves in a few months
>>537743987How long did that game last?How much time we got before they eos umas?
>>537743786rejoice anon, mambo is a 2*
>>537744016the one that doesn't kill me or herself
>>537743994It's not a troll post.
>>537744016A prime example that the franchise reached its peak really early. The future looks okay but nothing to get too excited about.
The NA trainable cast is all I have the patience for.
>>537744158Her robot act is stupid but beyond that she is a pretty good and generally likable character, plus they arbitrarily chose to give her a super hot body. It's a better choice than most.
>>537744160Global will eos in about 2 months. It's already bleeding players hard.
>>537744160Lasted from 2019 to 2024. NA got it in 2022...
>>537743659You know Goldshit has C in Mile right? Whatever Mile spark you're using to get S affinity is going to make her still usable for mile. If this Haru can do it then so can Goldshi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaUCPC_kUGg
>>537744129>shitmejiro ryan>redditagnes tachyon>pedosweep tosho>redditshitmejiro mcqueen>redditpedorice shower>pedoshitnishino flower>redditpedoshitharu urara
What if we had an /uma/ cup?Multiple races, only 1 uma per race, no repeats, no A or higher rank.Anyone ever tried spectating a race instead of running on it?
>>537744129>shitair shakur>reddittachyon>pedonishino flower>redditshitgoldship>redditpedorice>pedoshittwin turbo>redditpedoshitharu
>>537744407wait a minute this isn't the bread i ordered!
When does the maintenance end? I need to win the derby for my 150 karats before reset...
if anyone is looking for a new club, CunnyInc. still has a spot, ranked S and A+ in the first 2 months, anyone is welcome to join, just apply and collect your 1500-2500 gems
>>537744407It was completely unnecessary to give her tits that big.
>>537744423>fat shit(You)
>>537744332the funniest part is that no one ever reads the character stories because npc umas get npc trainers but no npc trainer has ever decided to scout haru urara, they just cheer her on but not a single soul wants to be her trainer, it's fucked up but no one knows that
>>537744417sounds like it could be fun if someone were willing to organize it and manage entrants. That kinda thing is difficult to organize anonymously though.I spectate any rooms posted that i'm not able to join quick enough.
>>537744262natiebros... another 3rd place...
>>537744435((they)) not gonna like this one
>>537744361trvk3 nvk3
world flopper... dragalia lost...
>>537744429Problem with this kind of invitation is we need to wait 24 hours until we can join you and there's no guarantee the slot will remain.
>>537744110>goldshit>transman3/10 your other umas saved you.>>537744262Removed Goldshit, Operatrash, and choose a better number one and you would have been the chosen one. 7/10 for those garbage umas.>>537744435Just had to ruin it with goldshit and brian.Your number 3 also brings it down. 8/10
>>537744560epic seven...
>Nature rapes youHow would you respond
>>537744489turn your monitor on
>>537744624Nattie wouldn't do that. She doesn't even have the balls to give you a valentines chocolate.
>>537744129>shitspe>redditnice nature>pedomayano (wedding)>redditshitgold ship>redditpedourara>pedoshitteio>redditpedoshitnarita taishin
>>537743960bwo halobwo naturebwomatibwokanebwofukubwokitarubworu bworarabwokura bwokushin bwObwinning bwicketbwognes bwochyonmejibwo bwoyanbwo creekmayanio bwo gunair bwoel bwondor bwosabwo bownderbwowa scarletbwodkabwo shipbwo showerbwoboli bwodolfmejibwo mcbwobwoki bwuttlebwoguri bwapbworuzenskybwokai bweiobwilence bwozukabwehcial bweekTM Bwopera BwOmihono bwobwonbwowa bwayahidebworren bwanbworita baishinsmart bwobworita bwian
:3
*clears throat*nintendo gacha
>>537744110fenomeno is so ugly
>>537744624>>537744678I can't stop listening to this song
>>537744707respect the effort, but please cleat yourself
>>537744521I had to do it to her. I should have put daiwa as 1st as well but rice's entire thing is denying important wins.>>537744586like it or not, gold ship is a good character, one of the series mascots, and while overly liking her is reddit ifunny tiktok casualfaggotry, overly hating her is soulless cringe contrarian fag territory. I'm not the former, but you're definitely the latter.\And sorry not sorry, I happen to LOVE edgelord chuuni cringe kino, so Opera stays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqJ7HT3qu98gimlet
>>537744776>redditeio>goldshit>tamamao shitIt's over. 3/10
>>537744505The anon part can be done with spreadsheets and basic tard wrangling. If you can spectate any race then streaming is possible.I'll try spectating some games and cook the idea a bit better, maybe post a form some days soon. Would need to be after anons are done with their Gemini prepping.
>>537744426We still have a few days on that, right...?
For all the memes about distance between trainers and trainees, Super Creek somehow gets a pass. She openly admits she coddles(totally platonic bro trust me) to the general public on television and no one batted an eye, not even Tazuna or the director. The fans were just "Yeah, sure, that tracks" even though Bourbon and CB told shit like that is scandalous
>>537744827>overly hating her is soulless cringe contrarian fag territory.aka the /uma/ global special
>>537744776based suzu lover
>>537744869>literally a faggot2/10
>>537744361stop hating on rice shower you fucking bullies YOURE the reason she killed herself
>>537744678Why do they all have big bruises on their knees?
apolocarats doko
>>537744827>gold ship is a good character,false - she is an incoherent collection of overwritten jokes (at least in English, dunno about the Japanese)> one of the series mascots,true, she has a great and iconic design, great animations, and some fun moments> and while overly liking her is reddit ifunny tiktok casualfaggotry,>overly hating her is soulless cringe contrarian fag territory.true
>>537744417>no A or higher rankThat would mean that anyone who isn't a defeatist or troll and aiming for the CM minor leagues would have to specifically make an Umas for it, that's too much of a hassle
>>537744624can't rape the willing. If she's amazon pressing me I'm reverse leglocking her for the extra thrust.
>>537744891I just did her career for the first time today and yeah it's crazy how she basically marries you (and also adopts you as her child). It's the only career story I've seen so far in which there seemed to be real romantic chemistry between trainer and trainee. If she weren't such a shallow character it would be really hot. As it is I thought it was just kinda weird (nice boobs though)
>>537745023she looks extra wide in the thumbnail
>>537744947Bruises on legs are the most common injuries for teens during sexxo
>>537744059Higher stat caps and higher rates depending on the scenario, you can also choose which blue/pink factor you want as well as reroll factors
>>537745023>>537745116WIDER
>>537745023damn she's big
>>537744827i like gold ship because out of all my starter umas, her races were the most exciting to watch when i first started playing. something about her just activates the neurons to this day
>>537745116Peak Daiwa
>>537745116That tracks, shes a big horse
>>537740668cleaning my roomfuck there's a lot of dust and hair
This is an amusing coincidence
>>537745220For you
>why are people talking about JP so much
>>537745023christmas daiwa is so fucking pretty
>wake up>AIIIIEEEEE
>>537745164Is this NTR
>>537744678Chudbros what's our hero doing
>>537745313holy antialiasing
>>537745118But why
>>537744332I want to train some no name honses and make them win the triple crown.
>>537745287
>>537745398GIMP bros...
>>537745371No, that's not Narita Top Road what the heck? That's clearly Daiwa Scarlet.
>>537742005Big fat tits are cute though.
>>537745398nta but sometimes my screenshot is too heavy and I just lazily drop it in paint to resizethe result is basically that
>>537745313No wacky gimmick-for-a-personality girls in sight (giving Taiki the benefit of the doubt since I haven't trained her yet), Ryan actually on the chart, good enough for me. 10/10
>>537745164
>>537744678Why would she steal my food?
>>537745287>C -> B -> A -> S -> SS -> UNaruhodo
>>537745403Get a gf and find out.
>>537745313>tsundere's waifu number one>brian>winning shit3/10 is the best I can do for you.
>>537745496U stands for Uma!
>>537745446ever smell them in real life on a hot day? like stinky fermented cheese (derogatory)
>>537745448solved years ago
>>537745287>those rank bloatsat some point it's kinda fucking funny, edging on "clicker" games kind of numbers
>>537745512I'm not interested in flesh women.
I want to aggressively fuck taiki's fat burger tits and cum on her face.
haters will say I am dooming, but in JP umamusume is clearly in late stage gacha phase so maintenance mode incoming in 1-2 years
>>537743758You wanna be faggots for liking big tits together?
Once she leaves the academy all those pounds she gains are not going to magically disappear. She needs to compete at a top level to keep her slightly thick figure. Do you really want to marry a future whale, trainer-san???
Colab when
>>537745560edging? in my horse game??
Imagine Lu Bu riding his Red Hare like this
>>537745287your A+ perfect gold ship? absolute trash soon.
>>537745558idk I just use 4chan raw
>>537745164>has her own trainer>flirts with daiwa's trainerCURREN IS A WHOREWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEE
>>537745598McQueenbros...
>>537745665that's a wolf...
>>537745563iktfb
we did it bwos we finally hit max level in this game
>>537745684>SoonEh more like a month a half maybe? But Aoharu Hai is a much kinder scenario
>>53774539890% page size, can only see #1-3. zooming out to fit all the way up to #18 does that to my screenshot
>>537745140>>537745187>>537745220>>537745286>>537745146DAIWA SCARLET, COMING THROUGH
>>537745690Anyone is free to use her assets as long as she gets to the top
>>537745665Do zoomers even know who this is?
>>537745801yes
>>537745772What is she so cross about?
>>537745665did seismic ever make anything else after this
>>537745780HOLY MAMA THIS MAKES MY PENIS GO WIDE PENIS
>>537745780
>>537745780Not even Lane Legerdemain get past Daiwide Scarlet
>>537745801extremely unlikely, nor do I think that they want to considering how insanely anti-porn those freaks are. but my dick sure is very aware of her.
WTF BROOOOSSSSSS
>>537745560Pretty much. Every new scenario is significantly better at raising high ranked umas than all previous ones, so all older umas become obsolete.
>>537745801looks familiar, might have jorked it to her at some point
>>537745665Does the author still make her porn? I thought it discontinued
>>537745801i know her only through porn
>>537745758define kinder
>>537745287>All UC unitsOh god, isnt UA the standard right now?
>>537745872we have an actual number of bots playing right now
>>537745801Cancerbro died for this, of course I know it
>>537745371it is if you don't have enough fans or didn't befriend the director>>537745690Curren is actually the PUREST Uma because she doesn't love her trainer, she just loves (you) specifically from years ago.
>>537745856holy she's taking over my screen
>>537745872>removed SEXUAL CONTENT in favor of HORRORNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>537745872>removed Sexual Content>added Horror
>>537745801I jorked to her porn game. Wolf girl with you or somethingI don't know who she is
>>537745914There is more within your controlThe zenith explosion system lets you target certain stats a lot easierhttps://youtu.be/IGEW2mHYm4g
>useless english trannylators left the series to rot for 2 years>someone translates a chapter where the trannylators left off>trannylators immediately pumps out their own translation after literally not doing anything for TWO YEARS
Confess your sins /uma/
>>537745872its over dayo no sex forever
>>537745872>Removed sexual content???
Holy shit this took way too long
>>537744016Loves Only You is an OnlyUmas whore
>>537745856now we need to make this image 48592 GBs heavy in a zip bomb and it's gonna be the perfect Daiwa rocket
>>537746023unironically EXTREMELY many cases of this in the manga side of things. people are DISGUSTINGLY spiteful, suddenly pumping out billion scanlated chapters the fucking moment some literal who starts taking over their job.
>>537746030I masturbate to umas.
>>537746051cute choices
>>537746030I am thinking about sex and marriage with my uma trainee all the time. I am a failure of a Trainer.
>>537745872>sex removedIt's over
>>537745164I HATE CURRENDAIWA IM SORRYESTELLE PLEASE FORGIVE ME
>>537746125The very trainee wants it too
>>5377459341980 bots ain't too bad.
>>537746030I only do 1 career run per day and lately I've been taking shortcuts and failing the career after maiden race for the daily. I'm a day 1 player who never joined a club.
>>537746023It's strange to how common it is.There needs to be a quality control on these lazy ass bums.
>>537746089these guys get commissions by whales to accelerate btw
>>537746030I'm in love with my trainee and want her to be real so badly.
>>537746030I prefer ningen women.
>>537746030bride mayano changed something fundamental in me
>>537746030I unironically like Haru Urara
>>537745690That's just a woman moment.
>>537746051Took you so long to come up with that shit?
>>537746030i fap to uma porn
>>537746051>another dumb pedofag>but has good tasteOkay, 7/10
>>537745872Does this mean the horses can't rape me anymore?
>>537746258nigger women?
What's stopping you from playing the JP version?
>>537746030I've been staying up until 3 or 4 lately
>>537746023that "someone" put no effort to itno redrawing at allsome of those translation are unreadable with how they are turned 90 degrees upwards
my dream is to live a poverty life in rural japan making significantly under averaged minimum wage being the only household income earner with my wife nice nature who spends her day doing housework and cooking meals 5$ meals and enjoying every moment of it
>>537746214whos going to enforce this, and literally how? its a free hobby type shit that someone does on the side, so the only way you could force them to get going is through pay, and even then you need multiple people to make a stink about it (cutting money), which is unlikely to happen.
>>537746351Playing a 4 years old gacha is a bad moveGlobal is good
>>537746030I fap to aislop
>>537746351i'm not retardedsimple as
>>537746321They/them, of course, always focusing on the little things.
>>537745665Now that's a blast from the past.
>MaintenanceAnybody wanna play something else?
>>537746351I tried that with FGO and it didn't work out well
>>537746351Its not stopping me but my ISP is cox network and they have a history of being banned by overseas companies due to Dynamic IPs being very easy to manipulateSo i have to constantly be on openvpn which is a drain on my phone
>>537745841>>537745894I am...going to check for it when i come home.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxwviupGD0
Someone make a puzzle
>>537746447It's never slop when tanlines are involved
>>537746405I always knew naturefags were brown.
>>537746484Sure, come on over.
>>537742654>>537743758>>537745023>>537745164>>537745780Daiwa posts spotted and supported
>>537746421Are you retarded? You're still playing a 4 year old gacha
>>537746447Same
>>537746405we're gonna make it..
>>537746030I did 100 pulls on Mejiro Palmer because I didn't know how gacha banners work
>>537746542i cant even tell is this is arknights, genshin, wuwa or something else i have never seen
>>537746484host a mahjongsoul room
>>537746351Why would i play the JP version when i'm already playing the global version?And don't say content, it'll drip down to global eventually.
>>537746394>must.defend.trannylatorsWhy are you like this?
Who's the Bejiita-sama of umamusume?
>>537746606
>>537746548yeah, from the beginning, retard
>>537746351I started playing the JP version right at the 1 year anniversary, when MANT was the latest scenario, so I never got to experience what the game was like in the very early days. I wanted to experience what it's like to have S rank be extremely difficult to obtain and how winning runs consistently is actually challenging for a few days.Once we reach MANT in the global version, I will switch back.
>>537746618The same content is more available and more rewarding generally
>>537746351They unironically did a good job at translating and localizing, it feels natural and I love the skill names. Also I've invested lot of time into global already so I don't want to split my limited time
>>537746548there is a difference, global has less content and you will eventually catch upif global came out the same way as JP is right now, but in English, it would be too much of a clusterfuck for new players
global is fun because you get to gamble whether you get sleep deprived or not.
>>537746638
>>537745985Battler never scored...
>>537746715
>>537746638Air Groove
>>537746638>always shy of #1Nice Nature
>>537746623I will not eat shit just because trans people also dont eat shitThis is shit work
>>537746750cringe wigger
Please let me playDanchou is gonna kick me
>>537746638King Halo
>>537746638>talks big>massive ego despite being a jobber>only wins when it doesn't matterKing Halo easily
>>537746821thats true, im checking daily fans today and kicking because its super easy to recruit people the first few days
>>537746623>scanlation is bad>he points out it's bad>for some reason this makes you seethe and is a defense of bad translators or some shitAre you brain damaged
>>537746821Give these babies to him.Works every time, trust me.
>>537746781ACK who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to make readers turn their head sideways to read?
>even normalfags from redditwitter are complaining about zero compensation with the slower scheduleI thought it was just shitposters from /uma/. Is the honeymoon period ending?
>>537746887>cant read sidewaysWhat are you, a nigger?
>>537746638King Halo and Air Grooves are tied for jobbing at least in Uma, no idea about the IRL honses
>>537746351its about the journey, not the destination
>>537746837>>537746850come on now, Vegeta might be a second rate jobber but he's not third rate trash like King Halo. King Halo is like... Yamucha.
>>537746781>NOOOOO YOU SHOULDN'T POST A CHAPTER UNLESS IT'S 100% PERFECT I'D RATHER HAVE NOTHING FOR ANOTHER 2 MORE YEARSLmao, you must be part of the trannylators discord to be defending them for free
>>537746910Game makes 30+ mil a month from mobile alone and they're doing the bare minimum. It's not hard to notice.
>>537746910>Is the honeymoon period ending?God I hope so. I thought the global launch was going to be okay but I never expected to be this popular. Totally uncomfy. I hope these gachatards drop like flies.
>>537746930flawed logic as niggers can't read at all
https://youtu.be/HqCI3pgnfMY?si=6nt6lDOWL5CD71Rh>GMODPeak soul
Maintenance ended early, time to farm that Ace.
>>537746607not again ... im still in post traumatic shock from doing my best sky high round and not even getting top 100
>>537746980actually yes, I do have actual standardsI don't want to eat shit
Bwos, are any of those usable for Gemini?Keep in mind I don't intend to win A group, this is for B group
>>537747048I still can't get my fuckin 9* parents sorted out. I'm cranking out 20 runs a day and can't catch a break on the rng
Fool!You don't know what humiliation is!Me, a first-rate uma. In my feet I hold the power to destroy G1s. I am an uma of royal blood and in my shoulder lies the glory of first rate umas. Whole stadiums once trembled at the sound of my name.But you didn't did you Special Week. And by your hands, your common hands, my honor and my pride; the foundations of which I always stood began to crumble at my feet. It was at your hands I suffered my first great humiliation, toppled by a low level trash. It is time to take back what is mine. I will not live my life as your second. Every breath you take is an insult to my honor.
Uma maintenance, pretty damn painful!
>>537746980Let me guess, you enjoy AI translated porn too
>>537747097>B groupPut that shower in Pace and Rudolf in LateGet someone else to be your third runner, maybe that Goldship can do the trick
>>537746943King Halo's IRL career is just being a jobber with a dose of NTR
>>537747125Maybe I just have brain rot from old anime but it looks like she's going to start screaming about how her hand is burning red
>>537747097You shouldve used Meiro for the third golden recovery but hey, what can you do.Golshi is below average but it will have to do.Also your Tachyon has build in one golden recover+race planner,use it.
>>537747158Which Rudolf?
>>537746980i pity nigger zoomers that cannot comprehend putting in effort into something and setting standards for their own work. i blame you for the sloppification of our cultural fabric and moral decay. explode.
How many carats can I expect once this is over?
>>537747226The one at the right of course.
>>537747292Anon are you making fun of me now...
>>53774728550 monies
>>5377472855
>>537747285cyjew will give you 5000 monies and you will thank them for it.
>>537747125relax bwo its just a race
>>53774728530
You won't even get monies.
>>537745132>choose blue/pink factorHow does that work in jp? Carats?
>>537747097I thought B group only allowed B ranked umas and lower?
>>537746910The rest of the players that werent filtered by taurus cup are finally understanding how dogshit the spark gacha system is and how ridiculous a roll costs in this game using real money
Friendly reminder that your uma's outfit is drenched in sweat after each race.
>>537747078>>537747147>>537747259Got the trannylators defenders oinking to defend their useless discord buddy
>>537747412when is this cute retard coming to the game?
>>537747285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWWWCjOfKVY
>>537747125Would Vegeta be a fan of King?
>>537746351after playing grub @ 10y anni, it literally felt impossible to truly catch up. A lot of stuff also gets obsolete insanely quickbcuz live service games are planned by retards
>Your uma loses tournament>She's on the verge of tears, having a breakdown>But she's forced to smile and dance with a winner
>>537746561Oguri...
I'm going the B route next Gemini, I don't care about carrots, only the title.
>>537747487genuinely retarded if you can't see that you're the only one defending them. or fishing for (You)'s
>>537747468you mean open league, B group is when you get raped in A by whales and fall into a secondary more managable range
>>537747125>Speical Weekit's funny and sad to think of Special Week being anyone's rival in a game that has both dozens of better horses, as well as several contemporaries who never once lost to Special Week
>>537747468you're mixing up B group and Open league. Both graded and open have A and B groups
>>537747559same, my deck can't keep up
>>537747559This but it will be my zodiac sign.
>>537747285The same as usualmultiply the carats by 0.1
>>537747550Fictional-tier positivity, no hard feelings
>>537747412she's hurt from last night's session
>>537746715>>537746759>>537746818doto love
>>537747332wdym, even the simulator can tell your middle rudolf is peak glue
>>537747559Remember not to accidently slip to A due to luck or losing in B due to unluck
>>537747125https://youtu.be/ihj25SxWixQ
what did this maint even do
>>537747559Only the plat title matters bwo
>>537746715:=3
>>537747676I mean I'm retarded and don't know the simulator so I am genuinely asking... kinda sucks that preferred Position will be wasted on late since it's a pace skill
>>537747594To be fair, Goku has also never won against Vegeta
>>537747125My King...
I still don't understand why they can't give 2nd or 3rd place a fucking title.
>>537747834to motivate you to try harder for next cup.
Breaking news, the verdict for konami vs umamusume lawsuit is out, konami lost the case.
>>537747801https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/the simulator is like imagining your uma as a perfect sphere, so don't take it at heart, uma musume is a brocking game
>>537747924KWAB
>>537747891That's what the carats are for!!
>>537747924what did they sue over
The game is fun but I'm quitting it
>>537747958too much horse asses
>>537748030what is """it"""
is the game up
>>537747582>complains about trannylators being lazy fucks for 2 years then suddenly coming back out of nowhere once someone posts a new chapter>UM ACKSHUALLY WE SHOULDN'T CRITICIZE THE OLD TRANSLATORS BECAUSE THE NEW GUY PUTS 5% LESS EFFORT DESPITE ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING INSTEAD OF JUST LETTING IT ROT>why are you defending trannylators>[incoherent retardbabble about AI porn and societal decay]
>>537747924What a stupid lawsuit
>>537747958same gameplay mechanics or some shit. konami is just pathetic
>>537748057extended
>>537747958They're using the "support card system" as base for the lawsuit.Konami's Power Pro™ have similar system where you slotted a support card and event related to that support card will appear during your career, see pic.
>>537748052The game
>>537747125
>>537748065i ain't reading all that. might if you turned some of that text 90 degrees tho
>>537747924Source?qrd for anons>redditContext is context.https://youtu.be/_ht4dbyPIcM?si=Wj26j8sn9fuMHx6A&t=81
>>537748068>same shit as nintendo vs palworldWhy are nips like this?
>maintenanceI remember the last time there was maintenance... How many weeks do you think the connection issues will last this time?
>>537748193>Why are nips like this?greed
>>537747832THATS OUR FRICKING KING
>>537748159Absolutely malding
>>537747487Is this self-shilling? I've known a lot of scanlators who use these boards, I wouldn't be surprised if they came to shill themselves, vent, or whine.
It's up
>>537747676doesn't it show the middle actually finishing and right dropping off at the very end?
>>537748092Ah yes the good old japenis seething episode, the patent lawsuit. Always funny when they do that
You're not going to gaslight me into liking her
I love King Halo!
>>537748193In case you dont know, Sega patented the Crazy Taxi arrow.Then Rockstar tried to do something else,and thats the GTA3 onward map.Modern GPS groundwork is based on GTA map system as well.We got modern GPS because SEGA was jewish.
>>537748257
>>537748293Left is uma musume 2
>>537748193To be fair, if Nintendo could do it and they got rewarded for it, i'm not surprised other companies try to follow suit
>>537748391Umazing
>>537748427I read this as Left 4 Dead Uma musume 2
>>537748193Japanese are the chuds of east asiaThe japanese have been chuds since the start of history
Nip video game companies hated competition and innovation so much. If it were possible, a company like Nintendo would unironically try to patent every video game word and mechanic
More like King Gaylo
>>537731620What tool is this?
Is the Trainer from the anime well-liked?I feel like he's just so half-assed. Like, initially he comes off as some brilliant genius just hampered by laziness or maybe bad luck, but the anime never really goes far to show him actually coming up with strategies or good training methods. Even though he brought in Special Week with his fascination with legs, we never get to see how the others like Scarlet and Gold Ship joined. And for all the Trainer/Suzuka shipping because of that one scene, there isn't even a scene about him realizing her style of running like in the game's story.It's like they made him so male viewers can sort of relate, but then they thought yuri was the way to win the audience so they had to half-ass him. The second and third season get worse where he just... exists? He isn't even giving motivational speeches anymore.
>>537748170Pic rel.From what I understand, the case itself is still ongoing, however cygames already won the countersuit and the court is in favors of them.
>no gibs for wasting our timeI'm getting tired of cyjews...
>>537748526korean hands typed this
>>537748576which one?spicaman is based
>>537748527forgot to quote>>537748193
>>537747097I'd think the middle rudolph and the left golshi are the best ones.A tip for you: stop buying highlander and determined descent.They only proc on the first up/downhill. You can see just how not potent they are in the sim.You'll know when it's time to invest in hills. We'll tell you. Trust.
>>537748527They did that lol
watch the servers go to complete shit after maintenance like what happened last time
LB3 King Halo vs MLB Eishin FlashYour pick?
Oh shit
>>537748679DANCHOU RAPE THIS MAN
>>537746030I may or may not masturbate to those perky Rice tits soon
Remember to sandbag your round 1 and 2, so shitters can get to finals. Easy title
>>537748672Eishin Flash all the way, fuck King's events
>>537748672halo if you dont need skills
*gives you long and spurt*dozo603378740554
>artist's only sfw works are uma musume fanarts
>>537748708Mercy, please! I'll bring in 3M fans today, I promise!
>>537748649Is Laisu usable ?
>>537748672Halo, I have the exact same dilemma but the consistent speed ups from Halo's events + the chance of Corner Recovery hints are too good to pass up. If its a Late Surger definitely Eishin though.
>>537748576Nah S1 and S2 Spicaman is great (everyone is shit in S3)He has a personality so I definitely like him better than say NTR's trainer who is somehow even blander than her or Pokke's "Roppei at home" trainer
>>537748480
>>537748576>second season>existsnigger, they showed him coming up with training plans for Teio and Mcqueen and thinking of treatment options when Teio fucked up her leg.Even at the end of the season HE WAS THERE to get Teio to run her final race.Third season, sure he wasn't there but season 3 is terrible in many ways.
>Kingu gets sad even if you win crowns with her because she doesn't like seeing her friends cry
>>537748758never get caught slippin
>>537748739sorry bwo this isn't good enough
>>537748739there has to be a less dogshit option in the database
>>537748672halo and it's not even close. 60 specialty priority. if you manage to get MLB, +1 speed and power. thought, don't see why you wouldn't run both.
>>537748739I'm gonna need more stamina than this
>>537748758are zoomers discovering dexter just now
What was it like rerolling during Kitasan banner? Do you get 30k carats everytime you reroll? Also I don't know how do you even reroll in this game
>>537748915flavour of the month xitter meme
>>537748930at this point, just buy an mlb kitasan/sc for 10usd. you'll save alot of headaches
>>537748576He developed plans to rehabilitate both Suzuka and Teio, who both should have had their careers ended with their injuries, and led them both to G1 victories, what more do you want from the guy?
Why is she so cute bwos..
>>537748758Why does Doakes always look like he's trying and failing to hide his smile
>>537748930>30klmao. I htink you get more than launch at least. I recall anons said it was around 60-70 rolls. The actual rerolling is simple. I speedran it and could get sub 1 min rerolls
Pretending to like King Jobber is the biggest meme from this general.
>>537748728is mood effect bad?
>>537748983>this is 16 years ago>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CfNarCjSHMit's over
>Fuji Kiseki is a skip according to metafagsB-But my cute and sexu uma...
>>537748576I really like him, he has personality and actually gets involved in the girls' training.
>>537749130>Surprise Matikanefukukitaru!
>>537749163Roll for what you want, retard
>>537748895>don't see why you wouldn't run both.I already have Kita, Tosho and Spe mlb so I just need one more speed card if I decide to run 4 spd 2 stam deck
Rudolf??? EXPLAIN YOURSELF
>>537749040i'm not pretending lil nigga
>>537749163Always roll for who you like.
>>537748810How they managed to make Kitasan's story more depressing than Teio's is beyond me.
>ewww this borrow is not good enoughfucking leechmake your own parents then
>>537749049Spe Priority is a priority
>>537749290
>half decent run>special week decides she shouldn't show up at all during the entire career except for that event where she gives you 3 bad options that take stamina and give nothing useful every fucking time, without gourmand I can only make glue you dumb dyke
When the fuck are we even getting free SR selector bro
>>537748585You can read cute loli letters combined with mean stabby letters?
>>537747471I mean Japs also figured that so Cygames had to reel them back in with uncap items, SSR ticket shops, rental decks and umpass
>>537749393i got mine yesterday gwo
>>537749241>How they tried to make Kitasan's story more depressing than Teio's FtfyTeio had actual career-ending setbacksDon't ever compare her to Kitasan Black's shitty forced "If I can't get 1st I'll retire" drama
>>537749258We wouldn't make fun of you if you didn't try to shill yourself bwo, if you're gonna advertise yourself at least make it good
Umamusume should be a story of both the trainer and the uma
>>537749202in that case, i'd choose king halo for 4th. if running late surgers, i'd honestly replace Spe with Eishin
>>537749258There's just simply better horses to borrow if you look hard enough anon. Here's someone legacy I'm currently borrowing for my end closer ace.
>>537748880>>537748892>>537748914yea but /uma/dacchis get bonus proc ratetrust me bro
>>537749383>not using Cooldown+Swinging insteadyou fell for the Special Needs meme
>>537748728This is wrong.Eishin flash has kino events.She gives you max energy and mood via the first event so in turn youre more efficient on well rested. Meanwhile King Halo actually drains your energy via the random event.
>>537749383>Gold Shit gets Long S>she gets Spurt>stats are going to hit 1000 Speed and 1100 Stamina>Super Creek decides she wants to get railed by niggers instead of taking care of Oguri and giving Maestro
>>537749040>pretending
>>537749514>guts 1how mad was this guy when he got that
"all of your carrats have been confiscated as reperations for hiroshima and nagasaki"
>>537749505>if running late surgers, i'd honestly replace Spe with EishinMight do this
>>537749460that wasn't me vro...
>>537748576did you you watched the anime with your eyes closed? s
>>537749210How honses can crash and burn this hard when they outclass every opponent in every conceivable aspect is still weird to me. I can see them getting an unlucky 2nd or 3rd sometimes, but last?Can't wait for the update that allows us to use up to 5 clocks in every run, when the hons doesn't get 1st, even if it still achieves the goal set by the game.
>>537749040eat shit nigga
>>537749528>cooldown procs right after the gatehave you seen the course, Gourman is made to proc mid race, it's even better than maestro if you play pace, you only have to deal with spe's bullshit every time
>>537749580>>537749221>>537749639>samefagging this hardThe meme isn't funny finder a better one
>>537749638My ace Golshi had the worst race for the whole CM in the finals vs literal jobbers.
>>537748790She's about as usable as my best rice, picrel, which is to say, not good enough because of that criminally low power. I know it's a painful struggle, but if you wanna use rice, or any of these umas really, you gotta find a way to get the same stats and then push beyond and find another 200 power somehow, or they'll just get passed late.
>>537748790Yea, she gets cooldown at level 5 potential so you just need swinging maestro to proc during trainingJust depends on your luck if the enemy goldship pops off or forgets to use her skill because of low wit
>>537749670
>>537749725You need 3 gold recov for pace chasers unless you go 1200 stam
>>537749726we're onto you, kigger
>surely i'll get a single white spark->AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537749649>you only have to deal with spe's bullshit every timerelease yourself from sunken cost fallacy and stockolm syndrome
>>537749638The BOXXED mechanic is really frustrating for sure. Makes late surger and pace chaser careers an absolutely miserable RNG experience.
>>537749670Here is your (You) that you crave so badly
>rest>30 energy>rest>57 energy (overcapped)
>50 caratsthank you cygenerous
>>537741926Bakushin(daughter), Golshi(meme), Neicha(wife) probably.
>>537749892sir? your wit training?
THANK YOU CYGENEROUS, VERY COOL
50 whole carrots...
>>537749919>it's realgetting nothing would be less insulting
>fail 5%>get practice perfect>immediately fail a 3%>get practice poor>rest>fail a 1%
>>537749503This. I'm glad they finally gave a trainer a story arc in Cinderella Gray. Kitahara was great.In s1 they hinted at a backstory for the trainer, but never followed up on it. I understand why they wanted to focus on the sexy horses instead, but I would've still liked to hear a little bit about the guy.
>>537749996that's a fan farm run now, do all the G1s
oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your shing shing boom boom woosh woosh bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????
>>537741926Taiki, Dasca, Maru
https://youtu.be/cYHPBWX3AAwJust a fucking 50 minute video bashing on every uma "content creator" for having godawful teamsBottom line is, Get the stats, get distance S, move the fuck on
>>537749919>1/3rd of a rollt-thanks cygames...
>>537748576>there isn't even a scene about him realizing her style of running like in the game's storyUhh, did you watch Season 1? Hana was clearly trying to get Suzuka to stick to her plans that she made, but Spicaman is the one that recognized her front-running style and secretly trained her for a year while she was still on Rigil until she joined him on SpicaIn Season, I think he was at his best with how much effort he put into studying how to rehabilitate Teio in time for her races. Hell, the scene where Teio watches from outside his office and sees all the energy drinks he pounded through and all of the medical books he scoured through was probably one of his best moments that showed his dedication.Basically every character got sidelined for Kitasan in Season 3, but he still made a veritable contribution since he was the one that set up her whole Summer Power Training program and recruited Bourbon and Rice Shower to help her.
>>537749919I was expecting nothing and got something.
>>537748116damn, i lost
Damn, finding a club actually sucks.
Daily shop status?
CYGENEROUS
>>537750137Bro? Your /uma/ club?
season 3 killed the entire anime
>>537750137You had plenty time to find one here
>>537750065Ignoring the shitty music and overall audio balance, he made a good point about team comps that sabotage each other. For example a double ace setup with Gold Ship + a Pace can backfire if there's a lot of Pace since Gold Ship can't get in position to proc any accel skill.
>>537750137anyone have screenshots of that club asking for paypal donations in exchange for discord roles
>>537750216???
Is Frenzied debuff worth buying?
>literal 10 runs in a row>all 1* blue sparks>even the 1000 stat ones are 1*I know it changes at 1100, but holy fuck it has been literal jack shit the last two days of useless parents. Got an Oguri with 1* speed, 2* long and 2* ura but is useless.
Can the mcqueen SSR give Cooldown even at 0LB? I'm just wondering if I've been unlucky or if I've overlooked something
>>537750081They didn't really stick to the Teio thing, he might as well not exist for the last third, maybe entire second half of S2.The scene where he goes drinking with the other trainer is cool, but past a certain point he does literally nothing worth noting for anyone, he's just there as a setpiece.
>>537750065>"low effort" build>mlb creek and kitaYeah ok buddyI guess paying up does count as low effort lmao
>>537750215i was on cooldown bwo...
>>537749996go next
>>537750181It's too late for me...>>537750215My 24 hours just wore off...
>>537750216I was using a pace/end but my rice kept getting lucky pace because she had 1200speed + lone wolf + left, If she didn't win the pace battle maya end will win because she had 3 accel skills, that was my strategy on taurus and won with it.
>>537750323yes 50/50 i think
>very first rest of the run>the dumbass gets night owl
>last CM>did 1 borrow randomly>gets a somewhat serviceable horse>this CM>entire weeks of farming for both ace and parents with the shittiest umas known to manit's so tiring
>>537750337bro...? do you have neither Kitasan nor Creek...? what did you even waste all your carats on...?
>>537750290no, there's a chance they just tank the stamina hit and benefit from the speed boost.
>>537750274That was literally the first section of the video. You're not one of those turbofags who link a video in /uma/ without watching it, are you?>>537750362Yeah it's a strat that works if less than half of the lobby is pace. But if you have 6 pace, good luck getting proccing accel at a decent spot
>>537750323LB doesnt matter for skills, you just get RNGed out of it.
>>537750357You have 2 weeks. Some spaces will definitely open up, probably after geminiJust b patient
>>537750065>bashing on every uma "content creator" for having godawful teamsYou're acting like this wasn't by design. They all avoided using meta teams so that when they lost they could say "at least I didn't use goldship" or "I wasn't trying to win anyway I was just trying to have fun"
>>537748739>5 blue 8 long (2 on the parent)You have ZERO idea how dogshit this is
>>537750440I disagree, forcing the other uma to burn 1.6x HP for a longer period is much more crippling here compared to Taurus. That idea is correct for any other CM though
>>537746351because on launch i had to play images like these just to actually know what the fuck the buttons doso I just said ill wait for global even after the translation mod dropped
I hate when those niggers have the chance to make some amazing slop, yet they stop and deliver something half-made
>>537750065I refuse to watch any "content creator" without a platinum title, does he pass the check?
>>537750429Odds of mlb creek in 200 rolls: 5%
>>537750591Name an Uma, an action, and a color and I'll make good slop of her.
bread>>537750704>>537750704>>537750704
>>537750542suppose you got a point there, i'll have to test in public rooms
>>537750429Having both is extremely unlikely without paypigging, the funds just arent there. Even if you did reroll for kita you'd barely have a spark for the creek banner
>>537746351Terrible RNG and my Japanese isn't perfect so while I understood the gist of it, I always had to double check to make sure I understood skill effects and the story, which drained the fun. Quit around the sports scenario and just waited for global
>>537750695Zenno Rob BoyEnjoying her onsen ticket with meuuh white
>>537747676>"Negative numbers mean Umamusume 1 is faster, positive numbers mean Umamusume 2 is faster">Positive mean & median mean Umamusume 2 is faster>Umamusume 2 died near finishSo which one is more important?
>>537751338Mean and Median are averagesMinimum and Maximum is tipped on one side or the other.But don't treat the simulator as truth, it assumes all the skills activate perfectly will never happen on races.
>>537750824Here you go
>>537746030I want to fap with other umabros
>>537750429spending carats on both doesn't mean you get them, faggot, it's a slot machine
>>537751724Delicious
>>537751724nta but uma delicia
>>537751724Nice
>>537739608Mine was Vodka, what a disappointment.
