Lapdog Edition>News30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle. This doesn't stop the server, but it may impact some individuals working for Turtle under US jurisdiction ( https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf )17/08/2025 : Turtle's new realm Ambershire is out along Epoch's Kezan, Gurubashi and Menethil!15/08/2025 : Turtle Wow has just released 3 zones, 2 leveling dungeons, MC extension and bosses changes, new items and updated loot. Updated classes, rated PvP arenas and more!>Released Servers ranked by current global popularityTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite once you're above level 5.<Evil> - Turtle WoW, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /wpsg/'s guild<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /heals/'s guild (ERP) >>>/trash/heals<Full Moon Company> - Turtle WoW, Nordanaar realm, crossfaction<Totally Nice Dudes> - Bronzebeard+, Ascension, whisper Kott>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>537636996
Tauri. WoD on the 30th of September.
>>537786545Dude, dont you think she is already making deals with them to save her face?
>>537786547are WoD and Legion good?
TURTLE IS CURRENTLY DOWNBLIZZARD WON
>>537786792WoD on a private server will be good. Legion is the best expansion we've ever had.
>>537786903its not
Evil needs healers. Ragnaros on the 26 of September.
>>537786792Highmaul was a shit raid and that's the only one they're having, Legion was fun eventually but it took half a year of patches to fix the launch issues with the new systems
>>537786903but I'm ingame right now...
>>537786903It's overI'm buying Midnight and rolling a half troll half elf evoker
>>537786792>wodReally cool areas and setting, ok content, awful PvP.>legionDecent areas, shit setting, shit content, shit PvP.
Is there any server on the horizon like Project Epoch was supposed to be? Something to get hyped for? I need hope that there will one day be a private server for me. Not something run by some money hungry people, but something made with passion. I waited 2 years for Epoch, beta tested it, and reported bugs, only for it to get bought by scammers and released in an awful state. I need some hope to cling to. I want to play wow, I want my retirement home servers that I could play for years.
>>537786967>Legion was fun eventually but it took half a year of patches to fix the launch issues with the new systemsso Tauri will be kino then
>>537787168You will never have that brokie
>>537786739>Dude, dont you think she is already making deals with them to save her face?No? Why would she need to? She lives in Russian, they live in the US?The only way she faces her crimes is if they can get the Russian government to agree to extradite her to US soil to stand trial. US and Russia have no extradition treat, Russia would unironically ask for a high ranking spy in exchange for shenna. this has already happened. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Bout%E2%80%93Brittney_Griner_prisoner_exchangeThe US had to give up a arms deal to get back a female basket ball player.There's just no reality where blizzard a can convince the US government to do a prisoner exchange for a private server owner.Shenna wants to keep making money at best the US govt could fuck her over with mastercard, visa and paypal. but as for actually jailing her, not going to happen. now everyone working for her living in countries with extradiction treaties, they're fucked. the servers? they're getting moved. but shenna herself I just don't see a world where blizzard ever gets her in a court room.
>>537787168bronzebeard>inb4 p2wthey need to keep the servers up somehow, and they seem to be pretty passionate about the core idea for the server
>>537786739what kind of deals would she be making? and what do you mean by "save face?" blizzard is the one being the embarrassment here, spending millions on lawyers to go after a server they cannot shut down anyway. all of that instead of maybe hiring a handful of GMs to deal with their RMT and then we wouldn't have to play on private servers. how would this be embarrassing for Shenna? she is getting free marketing from this.
>>537787365>if they can get the Russian government to agree to extradite her to US soil to stand trial.let me stop you right there. this is a civil case. there is no possibility of extradition for anyone involved. even the worst thing that can happen for the one US guy named in the suit, is he gets a money judgement against him that he cannot afford to pay. the only penalty here is $$$.
>>537787489I won't play on anything by Ascension. They are hostile to modding culture, everything they are doing is closed source, and they are running an awful cash shop. I don't trust them at all, and the more I learned about them thanks to Epoch makes me trust them even less. A lot of awful changes in Epoch only happened after they got acquired by Ascension.
>>537787970Ascension is your only choice, turtle wow will close after shenna is forced into bankruptcy and epoch is just shit.
Genuinely don't get the complaints about Ascension's shop. It's not really any worse than Turtle's but people act like Dutch came to their house and stole their wallet.The only private server that has ever been good for free was Nostalrius.
>>537787771alright then let me ask, is this lawsuit even possible if blizzard don't know where these guys live to serve them papers?
>>537788162I already know about all the current servers. I was asking if there were any new passion projects in development that I could follow. Right now, only shitty for profit servers are left, with maybe ChromieCraft as the exception, but they don't do anything custom, they're just making a solid core.
>>537788403trust me after following epoch for years don't bother. maybe check tuari legion as it'd be feat in itself but otherwise check out.
this is something that i would see back in 2003 in a magazine, like the early promos where stv had more details and ironforge entrance was more dwarven.
>>537770812The problem with FMC is that they couldn't afford to bench people because they always struggled to get people to raid. If they benched everyone who said something mean to someone else or played like shit, there would have been no raids without factoring in that other anons you didn't bench would quit after seeing anons get benched for "saying something mean about Elaynna" or whatever because that's faggot shit.Instead the guild stayed together and raided for nine months despite constant turmoil and low numbers, and only stopped because people got bored and moved on to the first alternatives that were available.
>>537788675Orc area was really cool for what it was, have you done any of the others? It's the only one I've done so I can't tell if it's consistent.
>>537786792for me and a lot of people legion was the last best expansion
Legion was horseshit though?>extremely repetitive daily chore content>dogshit gearing system and itemization>massive number bloat>ass class design>absolutely unplayable pvp>slog, obnoxious pve>shit setting and plot story
>>537786792for me and a lot of people WoD was the last best expansion
>>537786960Which will down Rag first?Evil or Branded (FMC 6.0)?
>>537788871not yet, i made a dorf warrior already to check the area, i may prestige my 60 just to check hunter and nelf
>>537787168imagine your retirement home server being a private server run by trannies that can be shut down at any second, lmfaoliterally neck yourself my dude
>>537787365truth. the only thing blizzard can do to her is hit her staff that's within reach, maybe pressure their current hosting provider, and make it harder for them to make money. oh, and probably put an end to any and all vacation visits to germany/montenegro because of extradition risk.
why is kitez punished
>>537789413Evil is desperately courting Branded for their raids but the answer is neither because Evil is shitters and Branded is ERPers. If you want to raid join Pupper Pals.
>>537789228
>>537790028Flew too close to the sun...Idk it's kind of funny though
>>537788403Azeroth At War maybe?
>>537790028>>537790593Nobody gives a fuck about this faggot or the faggot drama he tries to cause except other faggots so quit being a faggot you faggot.
>>537788382i had the same concern and there a systems in place for serving process to inhabitants of the EU. they can also use email and even social media. it doesn't have to be physical papers any more. the "i wasn't served" excuse doesn't really fly in 99% of cases. but they aren't going to be serving shit in russia. that's completely off bounds. so shenna is totally out of reach and presumably she has access to every single line of custom code, because she doesn't seem to be retarded. again, this is the extent of the suit: the US guy is probably fucked. the EU devs should justifiably be concerned. and Shenna is totally immune. as for why blizzard would do this? the idea that this might be a scare tactic against any current and potential future private server devs (in the US and EU) comes to mind.
>>537791005You're only making him stronger anon
>>537790214?
>>537787168>beta tested it, and reported bugsthings that never happened
Getting to 60 is really overwhelming, idk what to do, karazhan crypt? dire maul? plaguelands into scholomance? silithus? I'm planning on starting with Hyjal as I know nothing about the zone and it seems self contained so it'll ease the headache
>>537791012>the "i wasn't served" excuse doesn't really fly in 99% of cases.It wouldn't work here because Torta responded to the lawsuit, and even if you want to say "indirectly" the lawsuit has been posting a billion times on their discord and in their game and is the top news in the private server sphere. There is no way Torta can claim to be unaware about the lawsuit. If she choose to ignore it the judge will grant default judgements to Blizzard and Blizzard will go through with whatever legal plans they have, which will include effectively sanctioning the server and making sure it's essentially blocked in the US, while also combing through discord logs and online financial records to reveal the identities of everyone involved so they can also be properly sued, fucking over anyone who happens to be an American citizen while effectively "doxxing" everyone else (it's not doxxing if it's a court of law) and oh yeah those discord logs will be a matter of public record so this thread will have fun with those. But at least Shenna saves a buck by not calling Saul. Not like any lawyer she'd hire would do diddly dick.
>the end of the Northwind storyline about the kidnapped kidsI know it wasn't gonna end well but still, damn
>>537791938wait until you get to the finale in stormwrought keep where you find out they were all ground up into a giant blood ooze monster
>>537792112Yeah, that's the part I just did actuallyFucked up
>>537791938>>537792112now this is the grim warcraft that i remember
Okay I'm rolling a druid from a mage becasue I cannot find angy groups. Any tips to make leveling the alt faster? I have like 60 silver on mage im just going to spend to make 1-10 cuckery without bear eaiser.
I really could use a sloppy blowjob from a highelf/bloodelf right now...
>>537792826kill yourself troon
>>537792931I'm a 6'2" straight man with a big cock though, stop projecting.
>>537791938>>537792112Which server? So i can spend my time there instead of happy-going nuwow tier story lines
>>537793212troondle
>>537793315can i scream the nword on this server?
>>537793017were sure youre a big wonderful adult who isnt a fat ugly loser just enjoying some private server world of warcraft in 2025, lmao
>>537792530Soulless leveling machine:0-10 => quests10-35 => walking in circle killing monsters with rested XP35-60 => war mode battleground spam
>>537792826Based. But also NE and Draenei
>>537793483no
>>537793483the n word is guild chat exclusive
>>537793212>>537793315So is it trundle or bronzebeard?
>>537792530nigga, the game doesnt get betterstop wasting your time and do something else theres many thousands of games to play
>>537793903its turtle because stormwrought keep is a new dungeon on turtle
>>537793936I just want to see the new content then i'll play something else if i don't find frens or cool people. you're right though, my obession with wow when i could be playing an indie game or something is weird.>>537793632I lack the will to do this, I want to see the new content I just think druid prebear sucks and wanted to know if I should buy exlir of lions strength or something.
The brotherhood shall prevail.
>>537794169the internet rewired your brain to think anything other people are playing is good, even if youre all mostly playing by yourselvesit takes real effort to correct it but you can start todaytheres more games to play than time you will have in your life to play them. youve given wow and by extension blizzard enough of your lifetime already
>>537794169>druid prebearthats like 6 hours of gameplay before you reach lvl 10 bro come on
is there a bot that will auto level for me on turtle
imagine wasting 6 hours to not even get to level 10 when i can work a real job for 6 hours and get a character ready to raid with the trannies
>>537794792not him but are we seriously acting like that's not a long time?
>>537794792level 10 takes an hour...
>>537795442yeah just do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbmhXWECaI0&ab_channel=Tommysalami
>>537795210what site and what's the guarantee he just won't get back his account
>>537795442are you playing retail? am i in wowg?
>>537795612you do 1-5 in 30 minutes then tent and grind mobs in durotar or mulgore, no aoe needed
>>537788403Oh man, I do have a server for you...
>>537791708make a list of what you need and from where and start picking stuff to do from it. when you're farming something alone, queue for those dungeons you need and join when they pop, times are usually pretty ass unless you are tank/heal so keep that in mind. eventually you'lll be ready to move on to alts or just help guildies (the true way to make good friends). just don't help people who are overly weird or shitheads. since i'm dps i mostly try to befriend healers and tanks, but even just spamming dungeons at 60 is decent gold so it's whatever
High level content is a mistake, Turtle wow should be RP walk only, running fully disable, no tent, no battleground XP, now that would be a great game
>>537786547wait so it's WoD with just highmaul and then skipping to legion?
>>537791708the custom dungeons give better loot than the vanilla dungeonsyou can run zg and aq20 pretty much right away, people don't usually gear check for MC either and those pugs are popping all the time for anything. from there you can work on your gear to get into bwl+ also get into kara10 as soon as you can, the loot is insane starting out but it would help to have some gearwhat class are you?
>>537797072yea
>>537791708>>537796767particularly strat live rains orbs, 16 slot backpacks, potions and other things. if you're quick you can loot most if not all lesser crates
>>537797095I'm ambershiremaxxing, no raidingI'm a druid, I did most of the content on Nordanaar 6 months ago so I might try Dire Maul farming for gold perhaps, also looking into having mining to 300 because I think it's fun
>>537793978Thanks
>>537797516oh
How likely is TVRTLE to actually survive this lawsuit and continue on decently?I imagine even if it survives, it might require vpn to play in some countries, and the servers will be moved to Russia, etc.It could lower the playerbase for various reasons, which would make it more comfy to play there, but it lowers the revenue and maybe the devs eventually either give up, or produce way less new content, or something.What are you bros' thoughts on all this?
>>537797810Turtle will win
>>537793547projecting
>>537786547wait so why would they only do highmaul?
>>537797810Blizzard will win and it'll take 5 years for them to shut down the server, only for it to be renamed something else
>>537797810only private server newfags even worry about this shit, its run by greedy ass money grubbing russians who have no desire to end their current lifestyle. it will endure, it's literally as simple as moving the server to another country
>>537795442Not at the painstakingly slow pace I read quest text.
>>537791738Does this mean shagus addons will no longer be updated
>>537798512go to his website lol>shagu.org
>>537797810It shouldn't be hard for them to keep it up by just moving server locations to somewhere that won't give a shit about a US civil suit, so I'm not overly concerned. I'm still working on gearing my fresh 60 and having a good time with little stress about a shut down.
Can I leave an alt at the entrance of a dungeon then clear it on my other char (dual boxing) and get the loot popup on the alt or does it have to be within a certain distance of a mob to get loot?
some screenshots of the new dorf area in bronzebeard
>>537789228>shit storyi would say that was the last one after wotlk that tied up old loose ends somehow, so it was fine, especially comparing it to boring shit cata, subhuman tier bfa, trannylands, and whatever the fuck came next
>>537798612But pfquest is so much better than Questie
>>537798925some screenshot of some fucking trees
>>537797984no u
>>5377989252 minutes delay per image post sucks
Wallcraft just published a video talking about the TurtleWoW lawsuithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=curV7-G3npw
imagine using questing addons instead of having the joana guide memorized
anyone use superwow? The feature list claims it has a cvar to change the fov but doesn't, you know, actually say HOW you change it
>>537799125ill post more as i explore, there is a unique shield here for prot war, shaman and pally>>537799056mald turdle tranny
>>537799251insta closed due to nigger birds
>>537799328Is that a missle did they try to fucking nuke Gnomergan
>>537789228HOW DARE YOUUUUUUU HOW FUCKING DARE YOUUUUUIT WAS PEAK CIENAMA KINO LIGHTFORGED DREADLORDS SPACE LAZERS LE EPIC ILLIDAN BIG CHUNGUS
>>537799251kino
>>537799251>The purpose of an MMO is to have timeless adventuresI've been told it was about guild drama and rare mounts, wtf guys
>>537799251If i wanted that i would play The Elder Scrolls
>Creating Fem HighElf>Picking face>She keeps turning her head around and making facesSTOP IT YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>537800894this but for trolls
>>537800894this but i play men (i'm straight)
>>537801162I love women so i play women
WHO MUST GO?
people on turtle are weirdly calm about pvp, I can run around flagged right past high levels and they dont buttfuck me, its not like classic
>>537802370Focusing on killing random lowbies is manchild behaviourTurtle wins again
>>537802645this, camping people who cannot fight back is sociopathic fatass nolife shit, real chads face those matching their own strength in honorable combat
>>537797810heard from a russian friend that they saw a news story on rossiya-1 about shenna getting arrested. not looking good..
early on i thought how shit bronzebeard was with no quests in the new locations, just a new item and some npcs with dialog, then epoch came and all their new content is trash and the new locations don't even look good.i want to go back to bronzebeard but im going to wait until release i don't want to waste time in a character thats going to get deleted
Remember what they took from you.
>>537802370I only go for greens and up most of the time. Only times I really kill greys is if they're killing or trying to kill horde. I killed some greens and greys at xroads yesterday. But otherwise, I just leave greys be. I frequently leave greens too. I also don't go for people who get low while fighting mobs unless they do something to piss me off. Like a rogue and mage jumped me while I was grinding stuff in WPL, so I came back and waited for them to get into a fight and killed them both once they were mid combat with a couple mobs. I dunno, I don't think ganking or very scummy fights are all that fun without any context to them. It's not satisfying without any challenge. The only time I've corpse camped someone in recent memory, for instance, was a fag who killed my escort target. Camped him until he logged.I probably should go after more greens. I'm new to this class (rogue) and need the practice badly. I'm sure I suck ass.
>>537803517is this a picture for ANTS?
the pseudo crossfaction shit turtlewow does makes more sense lore wise than vanilla wow, the entire point of the ending of WC3 is that the Horde and Alliance unite to fight a common threat
>>537803517big heaving dwarven breastmeat, full of milk, jiggling and bouncing as she giggles
>>537803717What are the lore implications of me inviting someone in my group after killing them to get their location, kick them out the group, and kill them again
>>537804142I don't think the horde tolerates faggots, alliance might though
AllianceHordeKal'doreiForsaken(?)Why the FUCK did they put Night elves in the same faction as the alliance
>>537786547What about BRF? That raid was pretty okay
>>537804105pumping
>>537804587hot milkies before bed
>>537804587Female dwarves dont look like that.
>>537803569you should make everyone corpse run as much as possible, remember when you gank someone on turtle you are likely ganking a thirdworld piece of trash or a chink
>>537803517
>>537805026except they do
>>537805086I don't really care about that stuff
>>537805162HOLY
>>537797810Probably not. RICO cases are taken pretty seriously, euro countries regularly roll over and spread their cheeks for US RICO cases. The only person safe from direct legal trouble is Shenna, and that's only because she's in Russia. Doubt she will bother to keep the server going at all, easier to just change aliases and start over again in a few months than it will be to find people willing to associate with an organization legally branded a criminal organization.
>>537802370the people who run around in warmode tend to get mega butthurt if you kill them. death threats etc. it's such a privilege that these people flag themselves and inbox you some kino on demand
>>537802370You're on a PvE server. Try Tel'Abim.
i swear i saw this exact bird in a animated movie before
>>537806115>try the server with 1/10th the pop of everywhere else
IS HERBALISM A GOOD MONEY MAKER ON THIS SERVER I NEED MONEY FOR DUAL SPEC
its over
>>537806369hold on just let me read your mind and guess the server you are talking about
>>537806115this is like telling a kid to start smoking.>>537802370play epoch guru for a pvp experience.
>>537806480I could just tell you but i wouldn't want to disrespect your gift professor X it's in the spoiler. ambershire
>>537806381What stops you from tying her up and taking her to some secluded place to sex her?
they don't know that I secretly joined evil after causing drama in fmc
>Enchanting can make a free green wand >every other proff, enjoy this white weapon
>>537806646they aren't going to let shellcoin go absurdly high or else it would rape the economy, imagine people running around with 100k+ gold
>people in world chat already wanting to pay for dungeon boostingWhat the fuck compels people to do this shit? It was all over classic and now its starting here. Why are you paying people to help you speedrun through a videogame?
>>537807921Can't you /gm them out of existence though?
>>537807921because classictards got browbeat into raidlogging and GDKPs by chinks and other assorted third worlder bots and RMTersi think offering money for boosts is reportable if you wanna sic the jannies on them
GASGASGAS
>>537806243wouldnt that mean turtlecucks arent actually chill about pvp? so they all play on a pve server like complete cucks because they cant mentally handle getting utterly destroyed?
https://files.catbox.moe/2dr6da.7zPizzaWorldBuffs was deleted so here's an updated archive with git bundles.git clone <repo.bundle>This one was sudden because the author was still actively committing but then deleted their account.
Sunethil is alone in FMC doing Naxx... Why did you all abandon her?
>>537810631he's one of the people that killed fmc
What bosses are part of Stormwrought Descent?
>>537812989Every boss after King Balor. Once you start to see Green, you're in the second half basically.
>>537812989Starts at Deathlord Tidebane, as it has an epic shield drop at 1%, and a mount at 0.2%. The boss south (Subjugator Halthas Shadecrest) is optional and do him only if you need a specific item or for exploration purpose. You can go do the last boss of the castle part too (Chieftain Stormsong) as he has a great loottable.Then its Mycellakos, Eldermaw, Lady, Remains and Mergothid
https://youtu.be/AHYlkowlfUI
Gonna start on Turtle, first timeIs it stupid to do one of these challanges for the first character?
>>537814270I did Slow and Speddy and don't regret it, theres enough new zones that speedrunning to max level is kinda pointless, plus fags drop tents everywhere anyways
>>537814270I'd recommend Slow & Steady because you do actually get some really significant rewards out of it and it forces you to interact with a lot more content.
>>537814427>>537814447I was thinking Slow&Steady and Exhaustion
How the hell am I supposed to get any copper on Turtle Ambershire? There's hardly any spawns and there's tons of people in Elwynn. I even went to Dun Morogh but it still very few spawns.
>>537814931retard wanted to play on the most populated private server, you get what you deserve
>>537814931I dropped both mining and herbing in favor of skinning and just vendor all the skin I get, every market is saturated right now because EVERYONE is levelling
He won.
>>537814902Same thing I'm running. I'd say go for it.
>>537814902levelling in troondle by default is much faster than vanilla because of the much increased quest density (S&S doesn't downscale completion XP) + tentoids must die
>>537814108Fuck you, you're kicked from the guild
>>537814931I found plenty of copper in the helf starter zone, idk if the gobbo one has lots of nodes.
>>537798918You need to be decently close for it
what's a fun WoD class? also alliance or horde?
>>537815625>>537815269Going for itThanksI'd also go for hardcore but i don't really want to be locked out of dungeons and battlegroundsIm not locked out of them with those, right?Just need to decide on Nelf hunter or Helf priest
>>537787168turtle would be perfect imo if it wasn't for the dogshit vanilla client which is basically unplayable.
>>537816491no, only hardcore locks you out since you can't group with others in it>>537816539superwow does a lot to improve it
>>537814902But why exhaustion?
>>537816590>superwow does a lot to improve itthat's the opposite of improvement, the reason 1.12 is so shit is because it's so easily broken by bullshit like that. this was discussed yesterday, vanilla client allows for making addons that are functionally identical to botting software.I'm not going to play long term on a server where every scriptkiddie faggot has 20 addons that do every class function via literal faceroll. At this point wotlk client is the only viable option for a classic style server.
>>537816827You're talking out of your ass completely. You couldn't do anything special with Superwow if you wanted to because you're functionally retarded.
>>537799251This guy can't convey a single thought before jumping to another topic.A transcript of this video wouldn't have a single complete sentence in it before he cuts it off and starts talking about something new that will in turn be aborted in five seconds.
boomkin probably is the stupidest spec from vanilla t b h. vanilla is full of dumb redundant specs but boomkin is the most random shit ever that doesn't even make sense. first of all why the fuck do you transform into a moonkin at all, isn't it bizarre to transform into a somewhat sentient humanoid race? even ignoring that why does transforming into one of those make you better at spellcasting?druids should have just had a tree for cat form, bear form and healing. You could have way fleshed them out and made them more functional specs. It's hilarious how they tried to cram every role in the game in one class when shit like rogue has 3 specs that are all slightly different flavors of the same shit.
>>537817178probably because it's a clear parody of Terry Davis' video about Linux https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBE6glZNJuU
>>537816591I like challanges>>537816590Okay thanks
>>537817112>You're talking out of your ass completelyspare me the bullshit, like I said this was literally discussed in the last thread.go back to using your busted bullshit addons that automate the entire game for you, I'm not wasting my time on such shit gameplay.
>>537817309oomkin
>>537817457so link me one of these "botting addons" or macros you use with superwow lmao. Go ahead, I'll wait. You're talking out of your ass lmao, WotLK literally has NextCast built in.
>>537817309They are Elune blessed race and Tauren start transforming into them so their bodies can survive the arcane powersA moonkin appears on your first form quest, the bear one; it's not random.
>>537817689https://github.com/Zerf/Decursivemash one key and the addon automatically dispels any potential target via a prioritized list and even chooses a spell based on the type of debuff to minimize mana cost. All of this in one key, this is literally only possible on the vanilla client.
>>537817689he's coping that he's getting raped 24/7 by rogues who use no addons at all
>>537816591Exhaustion is the best way to signal opposition to tentfags.
>>537817979Worgen sex toy
>>537817979you're doing quests in zones 10 levels below you, i saw you
>>537817979scoliosis patient
>>537817979Female high elves should be restricted from being warriors and paladinsThey'll get overpowered in melee by any other race that's not gnomes and goblins and they'll be used as sex toys
>>537813558I assume people do runs specifically just for Deathlord? I don't care about the mount but I wouldn't mind getting a shiny purple shield for myself while leveling
>>537788819I'd say its one thing to occasionally say something mean and another always going after the same person. Also the insults and how they were used played a big role. Its a difference if someone is in on it or if someone is being nice and gets constantly insulted out of the blue with the most heavy insults. But in terms of dps being shitheads. That would've been an easy fix. It was always just one or two who messed around like that every raid. Nobody would've missed those for a week or the next raid.
>>537818156I'm gonna have to do basically every quest in the game unless prot AoE farming gets a lot better later.
telegethu was everything wrong with fmc and was the reason it dies, no one wanted to play with him in the guild. there, i said the unspoken truth
>>537818358Yes, you can 5min/deathlord if you have friends willing to help you out
>>537817871and you can bet that if something this egregious is possible, than basically anything is possible and that there are guys out there doing it right now with their own handmade scripts.this is why blizzard removed access to this kind of functionality with addons in tbc.
>>537817315After watching Terry's video I will now kill myself, but only after kneeling to Wall.
>>537799251why would I care what that retard thinks?
what's the best turtle wow hunter spec
For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8Dr7vzMSVE&list=RDl8Dr7vzMSVE&start_radio=1
Lol.
>>537822389can this shabbos goy blizzard shitslurper at least credit my schizoposting
Shenna being a criminal is cool as fuck. It's like we're playing on the Russian mob's wow server
>>537822389Moe~ moe~ criminalyun~
>>537822389https://youtu.be/PWMKYJ7adbQ?t=925WPSG MENTIONED
>>537823208Buy an ad
>>537823208Evil & Branded EXPOSED by Bellular
I can't wait for Blizzard to shut down Turtle WoW so they can do their own classic+ with>nuwow storytelling / lore>half of stormwind raceswapped>trans inclusion>bots>gold selling>horrendous gameplay changes>flying mounts
So the dev of Atlantiss BC (that merged with Stormforge) dropped>https://frostmourne.stormforge.gg/enFinally, competition for Paymane.
Flying mounts in vanilla would be fine. 60 only, put anti air defences so you can't fly into cities.
>>537823975OH NO I TAKE IT BACK>Frostmourne is built on WhitemaneCore, refined over years. It’s a joint project between Whitemane and Stormforge: Whitemane leads creative direction and design with community feedback, while Stormforge provides hosting, full developer support, and in-game GM assistance.These fucking retards are hooking up with radeghost and whateversky again, huh? Wolfenstein is stupid.
how the fuck do i get better at frontstabbing bros
>>537823975>5x xp ratesyuck
>>537824158>Wolfenstein is stupidTorta is Shenna, water is wet. Any other deep insight?
>>537823975>5x>crossfactionInto the trash it goes.
>>537824505>shenna out of nowhere>there is only shennadude, radeghost alone is an lolcowguy would post pics and vids about playing WoW in his psych ward suite and getting pizza delivered instead of shutting up and developing the actual game. those heroic dungeons by themselves have been a promised feature since I played on their Sunwell server in 2019. they tried to launch a wrath server last year with zero fanfare. there can be and is much worse than shenna who at least updates the fucking game and fixes bugs and does ANYTHING
>>537824505water isn't actually wet
>>537822389HELLO YOUTUBES
We need to start crowdfunding a new MMORPG to replace WoW. It's clear that Blizzard are too incompetent and too malicious to allow us to have private servers. WoW private server developers already know how to design a better game, it's just the IP and assets that are a copyright issue. We can copy everything else such as the systems, and get away with it.
>>537792530>rolling a druid from a mage becasue I cannot find angy groups.how about just be good at the game and do AOE leveling? jesus fucking christ dude. how shitty can you be? mages are basically S-tier at all aspects of the game.
>>537793017i am 6'6" with a bigger cock and i say you are a troon.
>>537798290>Not at the painstakingly slow pace I read quest text.lol, what are you like 5?
>>537825436Becasue that would be pointless to me? you think i'm playing a classic + private server so I can rush to 60 and play MC again?
>>537798612>go to his website lolwhat a fucking cuck honestly. he is either lying or retarded. if he has nothing to do with turtle then that should be easy to bring out in court and then he could likely end up countersuing blizzard for defamation. i get the risk aversion, but come on. getting sued by blizzard is a huge compliment. there are tons of lawyers who would take their cases for free just for the publicity. and if shagu really is just an independent FOSS developer, he stands to gain more than anyone from this.
>>537823784dont forget they wont ever ever give helves to the alliance just as a fuck you to reinforce how correct their subhuman vision of the pvre aryan wc3 lore is
>>537826285He was on the payroll, hence the panic.
umm turtle where the FUCK is any mention of the broken isles from wc3?lore accurate quel thalas?lore accurate outland?
>>537826285how does he prove he made zero money from turtle?
>>537825873so your goal is just to easily find low-level PUGs? i guess that's a thing. but it's not like a mage isn't wanted in groups. you're basically saying you want the easiest possible route to hanging out with 4 other retards. more power to you i guess.
>>537826617>broken islesstormreaver guy from the nelf campaign shows up in balor>quel thalas2 patches from now>outlandkara 40
>>537826725not how courts work. the burden of proof is on the accuser, even in civil court. they have to prove convincingly that he made money from turtle, not the other way around.
bronzebeard SOON
>>537826459big fan of how helves are shown infinitely worse off staying with the alliance after being raped TWO times
>>537826737I just want to experience the new content nonny, all the new dungeons, zones, quests, maybe pvp. and I've just seen more tank and healers wanted than DPS. I'm sure for max, mage is god king as always, but for my purposes I'd rather just be able to find a group at my convenience. > easiest possible route to hanging out with 4 other retardshanging out with retards is surprisingly soulful, I was doing my autistic optimal route when I met two people in my starting zone who turned out to be very chill and I quested with them for a bit.which turned out to be a good thing becasue hyper spawning fucks a lot of these quests.
>reach ashenvale after 24 hours>fall asleep to musiceverytime
>>537792530>rolling a druid from a mage becasue I cannot find angy groups.the dungeon finder works. here is how i do it. 1) keep playing the game as i usually would2) queue the dungeon i want to run3) it always pops within the hour, even as DPSi know it sounds crazy, but it works. i have run every single dungeon on turtle with this one easy trick.
>>537827354well it is like a the alliance faction of the now split belf-helf schism, at least that is how i interpreted it, so of course refugees will be all over the place after getting them out of n
>>537825845Kinda, I read out loud and do my own voices. It helps with the immersion.
>>537827372see: >>537827591also, the pvp queue isn't dependent on your class in any way. just your faction. (alliance fast, horde slow). there is also this thing called "joining a guild."of course rolling a tank/healer will make it easier for you to find groups, but i am just saying that this is not necessarily going to be more satisfying in the long term.
vanilla looks so strange on an oled 4k monitor brosironic because crt monitors from back then probably gave a similar level of black all things considered
>>537827635okay that's kind of based. i take back the 5-year-old dig. keep being autistic.
>>537827635There's an ai voice over mod on the addons page. It's kinda neat to hear voice acting for each quest text but it's pretty janky sounding.
>>537827372i don't actually think there is anything wrong with this approach btw. i was just balking at the idea that you need to be some cuck class like healer or tank to get this experience. and personally, there is so much to do in this game solo that i don't like to place my enjoyment into the hands of other people. but if you want to do group stuff, yea definitely tank or healer will be better. it's just that you will suffer at the following aspects that you named as a tradeoff for the groups:>zones, quests, maybe pvp. DPS classes are simply the best at all of these things. with some overlap with tanks, but not with healers. healslutting limits your option to just leveling in groups, so i hope that's not your idea of what you want to do with your druid. be a tank at least.
geared 60 war or a 58 mage faster to clear lower dungeons for an alt?
So...What's the level cutoff for when being guildless is an antisocial redflag? I'm pushing 40
>>537827372also, if you want a chill easy-mode time in pvp i would suggest paladin or shaman instead. as a druid, you will be expected to run flags. druids are actually bonkers in pvp on turtle, but you need gear.
>>537828823>durr hurr antisocialhave you seen the types of normalfaggot retards in world chat?
>>537828823on turtle? nobody really cares
>>537828823Join a guild once you're maxgeared maxlevel and people will think you're a mysterious progamer lone wolf who will carry them
>>537828823I try recruiting 60s and they're still unsure if they're ready for a guild
Why do the devs ban people for saying nigger and faggot? They don't have a ToS to abide by, they aren't a corporation with an HR department.
>>537828960No because I scream into the void when I type /1 LFG [Quest] and literally nobody responds
>>537828823~20-30
>>537822389>>537823208>ARPG solo progression server I am not going to name Bros? What is it??
>>537823208I'm looking at this guy's other vids, the one about how they are apparently trying to retcon shadowlands. I haven't played legit wow since 2010 so I have no clue about shadowlands other than hearing it was dogshit.christ alive just listening to him summarize it is fucking painful, it's so embarrassing, how the hell did they ever ship something like this? he's rattling off like 20 cliched apostrophe including names during an explanation of how the fucking afterlife works.who are the people that write this shit? they must ACTUALLY have never read a book in their lives. what the FUCK, how do you get employed as a professional writer if this is what you put out?
>>537827616they're fucked with the regency council being castratees, arcane junkies being severed from the sunwell, only one runestone to defend themselves and the alliance in twow being logistically stretched very thin as is
>>537829117because they're trannies that do whatever they want
>>537829117skill issue
>>537829248Wait untill you hear that the Nathanos guy is someone's self insert in Blizzard and he loves Sylvanas hence why she had such prevalenceWarcraft lore was being slowly dumbed down since Warcraft 3, but nothing prepared us for Legion and everything after itIt was so bad that now i think MoP had pretty good lore now despite being a "We love China" expansion
Did turtle release their end of service date yet
>>537830776>the Nathanos self insert retconned Sylvanas' character into a DUDE NIHILSM jrpg villain and railroaded half the playerbase into being genocide enablers>the Thalyssra self insert just took Lor'themar, a complete nothing character who never gets used for anything, and marries him>we are meant to hate the latterAs far as female writers go this is a nothingburger
>>537829272as good a setup as any for adventuring helves
>>537831284>Lor'themar, a complete nothing characterspotted the zoomer
>>537831284My nigga Lor'themar WILL marry his 7 foot tall mommy time wizard gf and be HAPPY and I will LIKE IT! Also Danuser was responsible for that? Shit now I'm conflicted.
>>537831398the questlines in thallassian highlands, sorrowguard keep and https://database.turtle-wow.org/?quest=40319 are bandaids at best. it's bleak
>>537823208MAY THE POWER OF SCHIZOING COMPEL THEE
>>537831460>Lor'themar, a complete nothing characterI mean he didn't really do much outside of tbc and the thunder king patch since blizzard constantly forgets he exists. Also, didn't Jaina get the thunder kings power into her staff? Wasn't that a fragment of Norgannons power or some shit, what happened to that? And if MIDnight is the belf expansion where's my nigga Arathor? I wanna see him go super saiyan like blazer from Tales Of The Past 3
>>537822389They picked the OP with the sph picture...
>>537832059do your headcanon anon, it always spices up the lore, btw it's not any worse than the travesty of what the original tbc belf lore was
IF YOU PLAY TURTLE WOW YOU ARE LITERALLY A WAR CRIMINAL!
>>537832507Would Garrosh be proud of me?
>>537832468i mean it is what wow is supposed to be about instead of a capeshit family feud sitcom
>>537832507>play turtle>piss off blizzard bootlickers, blizzard themselves, nafotroons, redditors and schizosits that easy?
>>537832507look up the thread on mmo champion then keksome guy claimed that le hecking alt right and nazis are organising on private servers and especially on turtle thus blizzard has the moral obligation to shut down every and each one
>have to choose between microtransaction pushing russian tranny zoomers>or modern blizzard
>choose between a developer that offers optional shit with no compulsory fees>or a gigantic mutt empire that actively destroys even braincells by its mere existencecomparable really, retard
>>537833356>defending microtransactions in any capacity whatsoever>leaving out the tranny zoomer partturdle is the lesser of the two evils by and far, but still horrible
Me? I play turtle wow.I don't know or care who runs it, I like turtle wow.
are any of the new custom zones or dungeons as good as northwind? tried balor but it was the exact opposite experience, ugly as sin, pain in the ass to navigate, confusing layout.
Just remember, it was proven for a fact that Shenna and Crogge actively have their staff brigade and shill.
>>537833554is that a boy or a girl
>tranny zoomer tranny zoomersubhuman shut the fuck up 30 IQ mentally retarded failure faggot
>>537833709neither will ever be acceptable and in a perfect world, the server would be hosted by other, less defective peopledon't defend evil just because it opposes a greater evil
>another new fresh>already hit level 40 and didnt make a single friend yetmaybe next fresh... maybe next time things will be different...
>>537834058literally how
>>537799251>so uh >so uh>so uh
>>537834280I have been playing wow for 15 years and have never made friends in game ever, in fact my entire friends list on any server is people I hate who fucked me over that I want to avoid.
in a perfect world you wouldnt exist mutt faggot
>>537834541you'd have to be actively trying to not make friends to do that bro
>>537833105sweetie? russians are heckin evil nazi zionist transphobes???
>>537834643I don't see how, every interaction with other players I can remember is just "do you have X quest - ok - ty I'm done".literally who is discussing their lives with random people they meet in video games, let alone pirate servers for dead mmos where 80% of the populace don't even speak your language fluently.
>>537834058You don't make friends in guild chat.You don't make friends in dungeons.You make friends by questing with one other person while talking and making jokes. Whispering to people you meet in the open world, or to people near your level in your guild, doesn't guarantee that you'll make friends, but that's what you should be doing if you want chance on your side.
>>537834643tranny or zoomer, call it
>>537834937>making jokes>in current year>where people act like you are literally hitler when you say nigger or faggot
>>537835081skill issue
>>537835081maybe you could be actually funny and have less incel energy idk
>>537835163
>>537835201your on the wrong site, tranny
tranny zoom zoom tranny trannime i love elections im an oldfag tranny tranny
>>537835473don't throw a fit because someone pointed out how you dick chopping freaks don't belong on the internet
im trans and i have more sex than you
>>537834824>I don't see how, every interaction with other players I can remember is just "do you have X quest - ok - ty I'm done".It should be>Hey do you have x quest>ok>You wanna do the follow up too?>sure>Level up>Hey you wanna go X dungeon?>Sure>Let me get the dungeon quest x and you get dungeon quest y and we take dungeon quest z together since it can't be shared>Dungeon is over, fat quest xp, everybody's happy>Thanks dude, added you to friend list, see you aroundAnd boom, you now have a friend that you'll even possibly raid with for months or yearsI had a friend from WOTLK that I saw randomly while checking out TWW, ended up raiding with them for a few monthsJust don't be an obnoxious retard, It's not hard
>>537835573your civilizational level is burkina faso
>>537835819cutting your schlong off and getting upset when someone says meanie words on the internet sure are signs of advancement
>>537835802>>Hey you wanna go X dungeon?>>Sure>>Let me get the dungeon quest x and you get dungeon quest y and we take dungeon quest z together since it can't be sharedtotal fantasy scenario, literally never happens.the last time this happened was probably 2005.
>>537835926i would be reacting to stimuli while you are provoked by trannies living in your head only
>>537836049I wish they were only in my head, then they'd stop making everything I enjoy worse
>>537835978Happened to me this year bro, It's sad to see MMO players keep reinforcing this idea that nobody wants to do anything for more than minimum required time to do thing X, just talk to people, be somewhat friendly and you'll see how far it goes
>>537835802How the fuck is that a friend in your mind? A friend is someone you'd take a bullet for and wouldn't hold back with your speech around them, if you can't be an obnoxious retard, they aren't your friend.
>>537836160trumpanzee pajeets have made everything I enjoy worse so it's only fair
>>537836320>tranny who pays attention to politics at allgolem get ye gone
>>537836276>Happened to me this year bro,why lie about this? like I said, I have been playing the game for over 15 years and a situation like you describe has never happened a single time lmao.
>>537836308That doesn't happen instantly with most people though, especially when it's with autismal faggots like the people that lurk these threads.People need time to get to know each other, warm up slowly and then you can be an obnoxious retard all you want cause by then they know who you are
>3k players at peak hoursshit's fucking dead see you guys in spiritvale
>>5378366833k is dead? i thought that was supposed to be the perfect amount.
>>537836847literally nobody is 50-60 and the queues are dead as fuck with heal+tank premade
>>537836538>autismal faggotsWhy do normalfags like you think you are welcome here or on the internet at all? You don't need to warm up to each other, because the internet is about being an unhinged uncontrolled retard without wearing the mask you need to put on IRL. You flat out do not have the right to be upset or offended by absolutely anything said online, and if you react in that way, you don't belong here. Fuck off back to your sports bars and wife you disgusting piece of shit.
>>537835802the fundamental problem with the MMO as a medium for social interaction is that you can only get so many people who all want to do the EXACT same thing at the same time. and WoW is not designed around optimizing for this. prior games like EQ did, and WoW's innovation was making the game playable solo.
>>537836886queues for what?
>>537835802>erm dude just bla bla blanobody does this
>>537837045>you can only get so many people who all want to do the EXACT same thing at the same time.exactly correct, which is why that anon's fabricated story is so obviously fake. I have never EVER had a situation in game where someone would be willing to wait around with their dick in their hand for me to go halfway across a continent to get a dungeon quest. That flat out does not happen.Even on turtle wow which is supposed to be the heckin wholesome roleplaying reddit guild, when queuing for scarlet monastery I had 3 different groups immediately collapse after people saw that one person was more than a 10 minute walk away, and the first time it was me. After the group formed 2 people dropped instantly because I was in southshore instead of literally waiting outside the dungeon entrance.
>>537837172
>>537837000>because the internet is about being an unhinged uncontrolled retard without wearing the maskthe whole internet is about that? according to whom? and when has this ever been true?
>>537837592>the whole internet is about that?yes>according to whom?people who used it before social media and smartphones let normalfags like you infest it>and when has this ever been true?pre 2007go back
>>537837345Just guild up nigga, people are not going to do shit for you if they know they'll never play with you after that
>>537837404all i can say is on nord these queues would typically take an hour as DPS but pop 100% of the time eventually. you just need to wait for more people to catch up i guess.
is nord more populous than ambershire still or are they the same?
>>537837696lmao as if that's any better. random ass normalfag guilds are a clique of IRL friends running everything with everyone else being simply warm bodies to fill raid slots, literally every time.I can't tell you the number of guilds I have seen going back to playing the game as a kid where it's a handful of jackasses talking about their boring ass IRL bullshit in guild chat 24/7 who only include other people when they need to run dungeons or some shit.
>>537838051Now, with ".server info"Ambie 5495Nordie: 4212 (most are lvl60)If you like stats: https://twow-pop.click/
>>537838298where the fuck did everyone go, Ambershire was like 13k a few days ago
>>537838051more populous at higher levels for sure. if you mainly want to power through to end-game content then this is your best bet. it's not about which one is more populous, but rather what the people actually playing are doing.
best bellular fake video titles? does anyone have them saved?
>>537838349middle of the night in europe on a wednesday perhaps
>>537838349to bed, probably.
>>537838298>all those human warriors>more alliance than horde>almost no goblinchads running around>tank classes being the most played by and far yet there are never any fucking tanks available
>>537838506alliance is getting fucked in high level battlegrounds currently, truly the baby faction
>>537838349it's bed time for the eurocucks. 9 pm - 4 am Eastern US time are some of the slowest hours. the eurocucks go to sleep and go to work on weekdays, just like their amerigolem counterparts.
i got banned. i really did and it's absolutely the worst feeling in the world! help what do i do now that i am banned..
>>537838349there probably are a significant number of people leaving on the expectation that it will get shut down. the potential for private servers to get shut down losing all your progress is like the #1 concern about playing on them you hear from people.
>>537838298Insane numbers for the middle of the night on a Wednesday for a Russian tranny and some autistic eurocucks. How did Turtle win so much?
>>537839034everything else is worse, including official serversits just that simple
>>537838784it's true, turtle has been up only since 2018 and warmane for even longer. they could all get shut down at any second.
>>537839120sound accurate. and for reference, total realm population of 4,000 was considered "insanely high population" back in actual vanilla. that was overall, not in the middle of the night on a school night.
>>537836513What do I have to gain from lying about something that simple?I've played the game for 20 years and I met hundreds of people, most of them went away at some point because life happened, blizzard happened etc but about 15-20 of them i still talk to from time to time, and about 5 of them I talk to regularly and I'm not the most sociable guy either so those numbers are what I'm comfortable with. Shit, I even talk to some of the people from NFA from back in Nost still. Can't believe that shit is 10 years ago now.>>537837000Brother I've been here before you probably even existed, and I see your bait. Nice try.>>537837045>>537837323>>537837345>WoW is not designed around optimizing for this.>I have never EVER had a situation in game where someone would be willing to wait around with their dick in their hand for me to go halfway across a continent to get a dungeon quest.and you want me to believe you played this game before classic... I don't know what kind of reprobates brought this trend to the game but I assure you there are still people that just fucking chill and still do everything and aren't zoomers optimizing the fun out of their game.What you retards forgot or perhaps never realised to begin with before you were put on the seasonal hamster wheel that blizzard crafted for you, the game was about doing things together with other people, talking about stuff while doing menial shit ingame and experiencing challenges together and making friends in the process.It wasn't about clearing fuck you manor +25 in the most optimized way or using people as npcs that let you do content as long as they suit your whatever bullshit meta comp your favorite influencer invented.You faggots got so fixated on the carrot that you forgot about the road and the journey.
>>537839183A lot of people believe that, yeah. I don't know if you noticed but for days after the lawsuit news came out world and trade chats were people talking about whether the server was going to be shut down 24/7 so much so that they felt the need to make an official statement in game about it.
>>537839359Other people became shitty. The zeitgeist of the internet now is very different than the mid 2000's.
>>537838298it's hilarious that paladins are this popular. this means paladins outnumber warriors by like 3:1 on alliance. i guess it makes sense, since the paladin class design is "shaman, but for retards."
Whyis Warmane full of botterS?
>>537839359Truth nuke
>>537839359>What you retards forgot or perhaps never realised to begin with before you were put on the seasonal hamster wheel that blizzard crafted for youyou're replying to the wrong person. this is me: >>537837045i was playing MMOs since before your dad drained his nuts into you mom. i am saying that wow was always designed to be closer to Diablo 2 than EQ. if that means anything to a zoomer brain. it's barely an MMO, and that's on purpose.
>>537839840they're just multiboxers not outright botting, unfortunately there are quite a few of them on warmane because they allow you to multibox 5 characters iirc. Most of them do meme bullshit like trolling in wintergrasp with 5 boomkin spamming starfall.they get really annoying when they queue for bgs though because 99% of them suck shit and having one on your team usually means a guaranteed loss.
>>537840042>i am saying that wow was always designed to be closer to Diablo 2 than EQbased schizophrenic retard
ive been stuck at 20 for 3 days trying to decide what i want to level on turtie
>>537835802That’s more like a co-worker, not a friend.
>>537839359zoomer larp
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MITHRILAHHHHHHHHHHHH TANARIS YOU SUCK ASS
>>537840856hinterlands is goated for mithril
>>537840856gilneas is an infinite mithril farm
give it to me straighthow long do turtle trannies have left6 to 12 months? maybe nublizz is so incompetent they cant do anything?
>>537840042Brother I played UO, shit I played MUDs before mmorpgs were even a thing. Calm the fuck fuck down>i am saying that wow was always designed to be closer to Diablo 2 than EQ. if that means anything to a zoomer brain. it's barely an MMO, and that's on purpose.That's an extremely retarded thing to say and I'm suspicious that you're just throwing random shit out there in the hopes that people you are talking to have no idea what they are talking about. If you are speaking from experience then my guess is you're just autismal about the fact that wow is much more casual, on rails and forgiving than EQ. It was an MMORPG by any definition of the word, and a carefully crafted theme park one. Nowadays It's more like a lobby based multiplayer game with an rpg campaign on the side more than anything but that's another story.>>537840359I've seen people say this many times and I'm beginning to believe that late millenials can't fathom the fact that some of the earlier millenials aren't full on hateful fucks that don't engage in any genuine discussion or they don't go on 4chan anymore so they think it must be something else. We're still here little bro.
>>537826942Their retarded idea of outland is fucking stupid and everyone calling them out is getting a kick out of their pisscord group
>>537841184zoomer larp
>>537840042>wow was always designed to be closer to Diablo 2 than EQOnly the very early stages before they decided to just copy EQ.
>>537841184>the fact that wow is much more casual, on rails and forgiving than EQ.it's an entirely different design philosophy. in those games you are required to group up to accomplish almost anything useful. the primary way of progression is this:>talking about stuff while doing menial shit ingame i.e., grinding in a group. this is how you get a real social MMO.vanilla wow has this for end-game raids only. the rest of this game AVOIDS this. this is why the questing system was considered such an innovation.
>>537841361>outland is fucking stupidfixedtbc was the original shadowlands t b h, the direction of the setting and lore was absolutely batshit. arguably even worse than shadowlands since half the retarded shit in tbc was motivated by pure cynicism and greed, i.e. bring back big names from WC3 even if it makes literally no sense, give horde blood elves even if it makes literally no sense because our demographic numbers say that women and kids don't like playing green orcs.
>>537841548>the rest of this game AVOIDS thisIt literally punishes you for playing in party outside of the "party approved" content like dungeons and elite quests.
>>537841506nah, you basically can't do a single useful thing solo in EQ. that's the actual difference. again, in WoW by design you can avoid all social interaction til raiding. MMOs before this took the opposite approach. everything like 3d perspective and limited group content is in
>>537841506how is it a copy of EQ? it's literally the polar opposite while still being in the same genre. they have almost nothing in common other than group-based "RPG" and third person 3d graphics.
>>537841667>It literally punishes you for playing in party outside of the "party approved" content like dungeons and elite quests.this has always been baffling to me, it so obviously cancerous to the game to incentivize the playerbase to act like jealous greedy assholes for world mobs and quest items.
>>537841548You got a point there, but consider this. Wow has gotten much more popular because of this up to a certain point, so wouldn't that suggest that there's a curve to this and it's not just you have to do everything together for it to be social enough. We still talked in whispers or on teamspeak/vent while grinding solo, or we took a break from what we were doing to go help someone's elite quest or some bullshit attunement, so the social aspect was still there, although it's value diminished to an extent as you say because players didn't have to need to cooperate for a lot of the menial parts of the game.But it was still enough and perhaps even more because they removed some of the friction that EQ had that more casual people were able to get into the game and become a part of something greater to them and be expected to push themselves more than they normally would, because of the social aspect.Clearly some of the later stuff that came that made it more convenient and casual friendly pushed the game away from that. While at the same time the endgame was getting harder and that also pushed casuals away from that aswell. I had friends that raided in vanilla and tbc that were only doing LFR in Cata because they gave up. I'm not saying the difficulty was too much, I enjoyed it myself but It certainly curbed a lot of interest.Just something to think about.
>>537840042>>537841506WOW was going to be more akin to DAOC than EQ, until fucking Elmer Fudd Chilton was hired after ruining Ultima Online with the thrice cursed PVP update
>>537841620None of that would be a problem if they updated all female horde and femdwarf faces to be prettier instead of 2 faces only during vanilla instead of taking 10 years.
>>537791938What's the lore behind the skeleton guy on the horse
>>537842449Age of Shadows will never cease to be a sabotage against that game.
>>537842602that's true of every race, I think 99.9% of female nelfs and humans I have ever seen in game have had the same 2 faces each. why did they make so many ugly ass faces in the first place would be my question, it can't have been too difficult to make them. Some of them look so bad that I don't think I have ever seen a player using them once.
>>537839359>You faggots got so fixated on the carrot that you forgot about the road and the journey.yeah the journey only happens on new fresh gamesa game thats existed for 20 years has no journey anymore, its been journeyed
>>537843019you know, after all these years, someone should at lead had worked on a mpq mod to fix this
>>537840904I went there before and found a single node in one lap. Found a million iron and truesilver though>>537840910I'll try that next. Cheers
>>537839712Warrior fucking blows compared to paladins. I say this as someone who has both at max level. They're easier and just better (idiot proof) tabks compared to warrior that requires more finesse and dps wise they are actually competitive. You really only play warrior if you want to be an MS bot in pvp and sit in cc because you're never getting any support because the "support" classes can take care of everything themselves
>>537843087Isn't the point of Turtle and Bronzebeard exactly that though? Adding stuff and changing stuff so you can journey again?Yet they still refuse to do so because the only way they know how to play is by chasing that carrot in the most efficient way.I've seen people cry about bronzebeard leveling and saying that leveling sucks and they just just make it faster, It is in WOTLK questing speed btw.That's just mind boggling to me, why bother playing on a server where they spend most of their efforts into making it a fresh new experience and complain about said experience?
>>537843468the maze is strong
>>537788990>The NPCs who stuck around after MoP really liked it!Not a good argument buddy
how the fuck can 4 trannies and a cheeki breeki fueled on nothing but cheap vodka effectively handle most bots but a multi billion dollar corporation cant?
>>537843468I've never understood this, IMO the best part of these games is levelling, travelling the world, seeing new zones and shit while meeting new people. The endgame for WoW always sucked massive ass, all you have left to do is raid and raids are just shittier, much longer dungeons. Once I ding 60 I just make an alt and explore different zones.
>>537845008You think they actually ban bots? Do you not know who Shenna is buddy? They get moved to their own private shards where they have full reign over all resources in exchange for a cut of the gold selling profits.
>>537845150Based leveling enjoyer
>>537845150>implying leveling is "fun" after 52it's just farming which is just a lighter version of raiding
>Shamans are the most popular horde class>Paladins are the most popular alliance class>Warriors are the second most popular class, by and far, for both factions>healers are the least played class on both factions, priests and druids are scant>there are a billion healers for dungeons>there are no fucking tanks for dungeons everMake it make sense to me.
>>537846675All lvl 25+ zones are unfinished
>when the mexicans are trying to explain the english tank the mechanics of the raid boss>in spanish>and we wipe again
>>537789228reminds me of MoP in many ways
>humans are almost half the alliance population>elves of both flavors make up the rest of it>less than 1/5th of alliance players are dwarves or gnomes, combined>there are more goblins, the least played horde race, than there are dwarves and gnomes combined
>>537847526total elf supremacy, the horde capital should be silvermoon
>>537789228>the "I AM MY SCARS" dogshit was relentlessly made fun of because it was so stupid and cheesy>nearly 10 years later zoomers act like it was an epic moment that everybody clapped for
>>537847974I think zoomers take it personally when games released in their time are relentlessly criticized (correctly) for being shit, particularly compared to older games. I saw some guy on that bellular video's comments replying to literally everyone saying that shadowlands was actually le good and that shadowlands lore was actually more consistent with warcraft 3 than wotlk was.
>>537787168Azeroth at war. Buggy as fuck but has soul and gms help with bugs.
>>537847241I cant find any healers for dungeons. Every class capable of healing is dps or tank
hi anons i came here from the bellular video :3
>>537820108So you got zero proof besides the potential vibes you're getting?
>>537845150I decide to try out Ascensions Classless with Adventure Mode and I'm loving it. All enemies are Elites, aggro harder, give half the exp but can also drop dungeon loot. Other things too.
>>537849680>It's realoh no no no no, close the gates!
what's the best MoP server currently?
>>537788990retail players think legion is the best version of WoW. but they are retail players so they are subhuman
>>537855003mop classic
>>537856389I don't want to pay
>>537857027you're 9 months too late then
>>537858772It's okay. I just want to tmog and do pet battles.Not interested in raiding in MoP, I haven't cared about WoW raids after wotlk/cata
>>537854854But the NEET lawyer here yesterday told me it's a civil case so it wont work!
>>537847241>play dps, wait in que so long I was able to finish all local area quests >screw it, logged on my arms war and joined que for the same dungeon as tank>halfway through faggot healer leaves in a middle of the pull>ask why>"i'm tired of dps-tards needing my items">item in question was a fucking tank paladin mace and offspec for both of them >reque, no healer for 30 minutes>logged on my healer, start seeing NEED DPS spammed for said dungeon in chatI'm pretty sure it's Murphy's law.
>>537787970Unironically meds now.
>>537860872you sound obsessed
>>537862902cope twow is going down
>wanting any server to shut down >in pirate servers generalImagine being blizzard's bootlicker in the year of our lord 2k25. I can't, must be their AI chatbot.
>>537822651>It's like we're playing on the Russian mob's wow serverYou are. It's a money laundering operation for various hard core russian crime outfits.
>>537864329ok and?
>>537814931Ashenvale
>>537864582Beware, you'll start squatting uncontrollably.
>>537799251>Wow is basically a 2020's gacha mmohe's not wrong. except 2020's gacha is good and warcraft is still shit.
>>537864308lol dont care shenna
>>537839359Fact bomb
I have uninstalled Turtle.Fuck this piece of shit dead server, lmao.
you think that nigga from michigan ran to russia yet?
>>537866847Imagine being part of an international criminal enterprise with zero opsec while living in the US. LMAO!
>>537867013you know that shit's getting dismissed the moment it hits the court and lawyers just throw whatever they can at the wall to see what sticks right
>>537867173If Blizzard pussies out, sure.Someone like Epic would publicly gape his anus and have him pay them for it.
>>537867262maybe you should just stay quiet if you dont know the first thing about the law and just treat things like this as entertainment and feel like you should have an opinion on every matter in the world even if it's serious and doesn't concern you
>>537867341It's over Sheena, this time you're done for good. Time to get a real job.
>>537867526go back to belluf*ggots discord and wait for another stupid assumption to be made so you can go regurgitate it to others you low iq peasant
>>537867681Torta, you had a good run making money of other peoples creation but you flew too close to the sun.Back off now while you still can.
>>537867173nah blizzard is gonna have their hand so far up that dude's ass they'll be wearing him like a puppet
>>537867681Torta. Just agree to shutdown turtle wow and start a shadowlands private server. ue5 wow is too close to the sun. The problem was your content was so good people started to confuse it with real wow.
>>537868162I have no idea why they thought they could get away with the UE wow remake. That was just asking for trouble.
>>537868472>meanwhile there's like 10 old tes remake modder projects on newer engines I wonder
>>537868472they thought pservers were beneath blizzards notice. not sure why ue5 upset blizzard so much though.
>>537869356Are tes remake modders asking money for it?
>>537869530is turtle?
>>537869606But you can donate which means you are being robbed, scammed, etc ot whatever corpo talk they like to use.
>>537869496>not sure why ue5 upset blizzard so much thoughA lot of people where asking for a wow on a not 50 y.o engine since forever.
Maybe it just comes down to jealously? if blizzard added a shop to classic + people would shit on them endlessly.but turtle wow does it and they just print money?Imagine if blizzard start selling the stuff turtle wow sells but in retail and classic, can you imagine the outrage?
>>537833569They are all tropical islands
>>537869606It has a real money cash shop, yes.
>>537870070based?!
>>537869960But official classic literally has shop?
>>537832507omw to buy every single p2w shit on turtle so hohols can get more bombs dropped on them
>>537869530>>537869606To my understanding, mods like skyoblvion don't take donations at all, except to host the website. So no Patreon, no Kofi, no go fund me. Some people speculate it's because Bethesda would kill them, but they've gone one record saying they've got no way of fairly distributing the donation funds.That being said.Turtle wow isn't asking money to play their content, all the shit they offer is optional.Now will you get a vastly better qol if you buy it? yes. is it overpriced? Yes. but all of that shit isn't too different from blizzards own shop.if blizzard really cared about cashshop corruption, warmane wouldn't exist and ascension would be burried.
>>537870323it does?
>>537870473>vastly better qolI still don't understand how getting personal mailbox is a big thing.Now double spec device is sure, but you can buy it for gold. A week or so ago I saw someone arguing for an hour in chat that mobile mailbox, bank, things like that is pay2win. Must be one of those who buy portals to Undercity from Org because walking 5 minutes is cringe.
>>537869960Only works if Turtle has a subscription you disingenuous faggot
>>537871116TORTA! IT'S FUCKING OVER! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL ALREADY!
wtf is a ShennaQuick rundown anyone?
I'm in.Paladin, of course (is there really any other choice?)Protection. I will be the immovable shield of humanity against the tide of degeneracy (horde and gays).I hear the server may be shutting down. Doesn't matter, I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Ride the painted pony and let the spinning wheel glide.
>>537872318Enjoy! Don't die.
>>537872318i really dig that hair style even if its one of the femhuman ones
>>537872318Enjoy! Die.
>>537873435>:o
>>537822389
>>537872318Those aren't default nameplates, are those?
>>537805750Would a geriatric judge who doesn't know what an email is be better or worse for Turtle?
its so funny how seriously you guys are taking this rico thing hahacute you guys think it means anything
oh and btw the constant stalking and harassment of shenna is funny too. this whole thread is one big proof as towhy feminism needs to exist and why its also pushed so hard. so much harassment just because shes a woman
Northwind is nice but there was almost nobody questing when I was there earlier. I guess not enough know it exists even though the server is called Ambershire.
>>537874241No quests for the Horde there and a lack of good streamlining to it to the Alliance is why. You get like 5 quests sending you to Balor and like one or two to Northwind.
mrrosh deleted his GitHub account so I'll update the archive later with the two repos of his I had. I think I mirrored pfui-custommedia and pfui-morefonts.
It wasn't the UE remake but Sheena/Torta putting ads on wow's official twitter account.She fucked around and is about to find out.
>>537874662wtf, he was on the payroll too?
>>537874240this! so much this! also paladin lives matter deal with it chuds (im trans btw)
>>537786198what are we gonna do about our addon situation?
>>537874720I feel like they might be sending out emails to addon authors. Pizza was active after the lawsuit, then he removed or replaced references to Turtle in his repos, and shortly after that he nuked his account.
>>537829223That's what I'm wondering too.
Whitemane + Stormforge wotlk server>the usual boosts (exp, rep, etc)>crossfaction + race shift>no need for 25-man raids because they drop same loot as 10-man, 25-man loot drops in heroic versions of 10 and 25-man>arena and battlegrounds award the same currency, afk in wintergrasp for the best gear
>>537874979>undead paladins arrive as long-awaited lore friendly class choice
>>537829223>>537874948hour of twilighthe knows his shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgNXPSDySJU
>>537874979>radeghost schizo wotlk+holy kino. shall be playing this one
Now that Sheena = Torta has been proven beyond the shadow of a doubt what do Tortashills and employes have to say?
>>537875892>running the server for 8 years without issuesshe has cleared her name
>>537874979horde wpsg server where we all play and raid as 10 male blood elves?
>>537875892who fucking cares??
>>537877539>current wpsg getting 10 people to raidel oh el
>>537877645Because "mentally ill schizo conspiracy theorists" were right all along?
An /epog/ guld will raid before a /wpsg/ guild ever raids again.
>>537878104they were not right about anything
>>537878686LOL
>>537878681epog only needs 20 peoople, wpsg needs 40 people so duh.
is epoch gay
>>537880449Are (You)?
>>537880557Yeah what about itTauren player btw
>>537879203nah, turtle scales down raids, we can do molten core with 20 players to 40 players, I think epog and wpsg will raid, but wpsg will get filtered by reworked molten core
>>537873865>>537874240weak bait
>>537881280Well then if it's not already, it will surely become one after you join.
>>537868472Turtle is still not the ones developing the UE remake so this lawsuit is not doing anything to slow down the development of that
paladin just doesn't feel right. like i'm cheating or somethingback to my HC warrior i go. wish me luck
>>537882339You are. Paladins piss me off.
>>537882320Cope bitch.
remember when they fired a GMfor spawning and selling a T3 TF full bis Rogue on Troondle. Now imagine how many more of those spawned characters are in the GM guild
Oh noe~They punished someone for wrongdoing The horror...
>>537883558They punished someone for getting caught.
Blizzard is so fucking based.
blizzard are turbofaggots getting buckbroken by shenna
Torta won.
I want to sniff Shenna's armpits
I want to give shenna a muscle buster
>>537884480She won lifetime residency in Russia.No more trips to Montenegro or any other country.
Do you think Shenna has a cute pink butthole or just a regular dark one?
>>537808997https://files.catbox.moe/u1w9io.7zAdded pfUI-CustomMedia and pfUI-MoreFonts from mrrosh. Unfortunately, this is all I had from mrrosh.
>>537885191>lifetime residency in RussiaA fate worse than death.
>>537885290Why aren't you in the trenches, defending your homeland?
>>537885191Lmao Montenegro is not going to deport her for this.
>>537885531They'd do it in heartbeat as we are full on pro EU and West nowt. Montenigren
>>537885531> It is a member of the United Nations, NATO, the World Trade Organization, the Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe, the Council of Europe, and the Central European Free Trade Agreement.They absolutely will if the US demands it.
>>537885531Montenegrins aren't black, so the us will demand an expatriation for rape corrections.
>>537885694If the US make a special request through diplomatic channels for a video game IP dispute (lmao) yeah that can happenBut for a civil suit? nobody will care, just dont step on US soil and you're fine
>>537885395Because I'm not in a war? I do keep paying my taxes to fun the slav vs slav slaughter, that brings me joy.
>>537885850>video game IP disputeIt's a RICO criminal lawsuit.
>>537885964Oh so you're a bloodthirsty kike then.
>>537886021No, it's a RICO civil suit
>>537886181Shenna... better stay in your third world shithole (Russia).
>>537886047But I do keep paying my taxes to fun the Palestine estate.
>>537886181She is still treated as an international criminal if she's found guilty.Do you know what happens to guilty international criminals that step on EU soil?
I DAB ON TURTLETRANNIES FUCKING GRAVES
>>537886259kys
>morning in burgerstan>blizzard bootlickers and nafotroons immediately start shitting up the threadwow how very organic
again its insane you guys think this rico thing is going anywhere lol
Fresh cope right above me.
>>537886328>She is still treated as an international criminal if she's found guilty.No she's not, she's just guilty in the US lmaoIf she step on EU soil nothing will happen, at best Blizzard can request the hosting EU country to domesticate the case to enforce it locally but their answer will depends on Sheena link to the US (none) and the severity of the suit (civil IP dispute lol)
>>537886328Nothing as long they are brown
>>537886893thanks for explaining it to these droolers
Shenna literally shitting her diapie itt.Bitch, the SECOND you set foot on EU soil you're done.
>>537886476I'm unemployed on disability benefits and I've made it my life mission to pwn le turdletrannies by shilling for making Blizzard the only "World of Warcraft MMORPG video game" service provider
>blizztroons getting desperateyou love to see it
>>537887007Russian bros...We are safe...
>>537887182Russians are honorary niggers.
>westoids throw stones at Russia and China from their glass houses as crippling debt and migrant crises continue to fuck over the EUfunny
>>537887435Best part is they know absolutely nothing about either country and just mindlessly consume retarded kike propaganda.
>>537887092westoid seethe
so now that turtlewow is dead where are we all playing?
>i wish i was a russian so my 18 year old son could get gangraped and turned into platoon prostitute once he gets forcefully conscripted for the military>F the west, xdOkay bro.
>>537887618blizzkikes 100% expected turtle to just shut down as soon as the lawsuit dropped, but now they only made the server more popular and everyone will compare their product to turtle
>>537886893blizztrannies and nafoniggers are acting like this is the highest profile court case in history and that shenna will be publicly raped and executed for the unforgivable crimes of running a private server and making money off of p2w retards
Blizzard is just trying to cripple TWoW, they likely don't actually expect much to come of the lawsuit itself.Go after Turtle devs in countries where they're ableScare or threaten vanilla addon developersIf they win the lawsuit, I guess you may see them go after hosts and contact payment processors and ISPs?Essentially make Turtle WoW a poor or unmaintainable business while possibly hurting their image and customer base. Added benefit of scaring other pservers.
Anyone thinking this will go anywhere as a RICO case is delusional. Any judge will just tell them to file again using copyright law not RICO. Of course Blizzard does not want to use copyright law because they know it will do nothing against turtle. This whole case is just scare tactics and trying to throttle Turtle's growth before they launch their own classic+ server.
>>537887765kys kike
turtletrannies sound SCARED
I am in the trump inner circle, he is going to use this case to build bridges with Russia.Sheena will be blacked on live TV then executed.
>>537887435Not a Russian or slav but you're right. The UK for example is boiling due to their globohomo agenda and then westerners have the gal to tell other people how to live.
>>537886893You're absolutely retarded.The US and the EU have an extradition agreement since 2010. If she's found guilty in the US, she is getting handcuffed the moment authorities sniff her out.
Shenna = Torta
>>537888270Not with a civil case.
When public drama happens, it really brings out the schizos on the board that spam gibberish and reply to themselves. Weird aspect of 4ch.
I have to assume its just shills or anons with extreme sunk cost defending turtle ITT. I can't imagine a sane individual willingly defending Shenna without some sort of monetary incentive.
It's really telling that all of the blizzdrones itt are unable to answer an "are you smarter than a fifth grader" question and have no grasp on law or whatsoever. ridiculous
>>537887752Tauri
>>537888375It's just so good.My personal favorite cope is the one where a detective team from a trillion dollar company actually made a mistake in tracking down her identity and aliases.
>forgot to swap to my leveling gear>I'm already flying across the map in my healsissy gearI can't farm mobs in a dress!
>>537888375Funniest thing this is the only guy that's a legal US citizen. He ran defense for them so hard and he'll be the one that's guaranteed to get fucked.
>>537888397t. seething blizzkike
>>537888517Yeah because that never happened before
>>537888270
TurtleBVLLS are standing DEFIANT
>>537888694Yes, it literally never happened before.
>>537888796lollmao, even
>>537888397I have to assume its just shills or anons with defiant oppositional disorder shilling for Retail, Epoop and LITERALLY WHO shitservers with a 4 month lifespan ITT.
>>537888830You are more than welcome to prove me wrong.
>>537888375Shenna is likely safe under Putin protection but Akalix is royally fucked. He better be making his way across the Pacific at this very moment to avoid getting his asshole resized in prison.
>>537888926Akalix is settling into a new luxury apartment in Moscow, all paid for by our shop transactions
>>537888305We ought to apologize to the V+ schizo, now rechristened to V+ god.
>people here unironically defending Shenna nu-pozzed Troondle-WoW /wpsg/ is beyond saving
He was right about Torta and you all mocked him.APOLOGIZE NOW!
>>537888375to be fair, in the emulation scene stenzek had everyone in his Discord along with other emu developers he worked with believe he and an alias of his were different people. this eventually became messy because he had a 'friendly' fork of an emu under his alias which persuaded the emu to change their license, and he acted as a middle man between the projects as stenzek.anyone that knew him well enough knew there was so much circumstantial evidence such as knowledge, previous projects, and personal hardware that it was practically impossible for them to be different people. that's excluding the fact that their personalities were a perfect match because they both held such schizo views and had constant meltdowns.
>>537889043>>537888926>american helping a russian whore run an international money laundering operation based on abuse of an american ip Why did he do it, bros?Did he think he was gonna smash that russian putang or something?
Turtle lost.Shenna lost.Epoch lost.Blizzard lost.Elaynna won.
>>537889192To be fair you don't need an excuse to go against the globohomo.
>>537889192>implying a wowtard knows anything about the outside worldhe probably realized his error when the lawsuit dropped
>>537889368Excuse being "living in a country whose laws you are breaking" seems pretty good to me. He should have gone to Russia or some shit like Indonesia and do his business from there.
>>537889464I'm unironically moving to Indonesia soon because this continent is done for.>t. kraut
Also, blizzard interns and detectives are probably in here right now.I just want to say i wish you all the worst for what you've done to HoTS and i can't wait for your garbage company to croak.
>>537889464I mean he was getting away with it for years with no sign that Blizzard even gave 2 fucks while raking is a good chunk of money. Had turtle now flown to close to the sun with their aggressive ad pushes I dont think he was ever in any real danger.
<Evil>, <Branded> or <pupper pals>... that's the real question...
Why not just take wotlk RDF, cut out the random part, lock specific queue to 1 selection, and get rid of teleporting to the dungeon?What value is there in spamming "LFM" in world?
>>537889948>muh social interaction
Guys, it's a civil case, why would akalux go to prison? He has not been charged by the state?
>play mage>queue for dungeon>4 paladins>queue for a different dungeon>3 paladins and a hunter>queue for another dungeon>4 paladinsim not complaining about 0 loot contest but jesus fucking christ
>>537890194This!Blizzard is just bluffing, xd. He'll be fine.
As a paladin, competing with other paladins, or even woyers, for loot doesn't bother me and I don't get mad when I lose a roll. I can just play the dungeon again and have more fun.
they just want to financially ruin him as an example to others
What class should i roll on turtle?
just took a caio in the nassourdine
Akalix?Turned into a glowie cumdump.
>>537890842New to WoW but aren't loot chances crazy low and didn't turtle recently 2-4x the length of some raids or dungeons?
>>537891074druid healpaladin healpriest healshaman heal
>>537891161"loot chances crazy low" loot chances for what? They just add one or two new bosses to old dungeons, but more bosses also mean more loot so it changes nothing
>>537891161Some loot chances are very low, but in such cases where you REALLY want something, if you aren't tanking and reserving the item, you are gay. Like you can do prison runs for the gladiator chest and bring mages who want the belt from the other boss, it's not rocket science.
>>537891403>mean more loot so it changes nothingThey have the same rolls>Increased the drop chance of Dragonmaw Bracers, Dragonmaw Greaves, Dragonmaw Hauberk, Dragonmaw Leggings, Stormreaver Boots, and Stormreaver Belt from 0.11% to 1.35%.I saw this in their last update and that sounds rather fucked
>>537891815>They have the same rolls?Meant that as a question
>>537891237I see you listed heal a lot. can you tell me why that is anon?
sad newsI knew from the wiki thrall and jaina used to be besties and i was hoping they'd be besties during classicI wanted to check out theramore as a horde because I wanted to be a tourist in the famous theramore before garosh nuked it but it's filled with lv?? theramore guards
>>537889804evil is /b/branded is /d/pupper pals is r/4chan
>>537891815its probably because the boe pieces for the new set were super fucking rare for no reason and going for like 50g on nord. i think the 1%ish drop rates are what other set items like scarlet crusade pieces drop at
>>537892195Jaina is a race traitor whore who killed her own father (who could've ended h*rde scourge once and for all) because uhhhh because reasonsFuck this bitch, throw her into the cave to get eaten by Onyxia, retarded psycho whore
>>537886458Mad Russian. Why aren't you in the trenches, invading your neighbor?
>>537892484he's a russian who supports the invasion so hes probably in germany to avoid conscription
>if you're a not a dilating nafotroon/child eating kike then you must be russian
>>537891815All the items you listed are Bind on Equip, so you can sell and buy them with gold outside the dungeon, making them not that rare. From my current experience running dungeons, the bosses usually drop 4 or 5 items, so if you're chasing something it's like 20%, 25%, maybe 10% in max-level dungeons in the worst cases. Turtle adds some epic items with a 1% drop rate in leveling dungeons, but those are just fun big wins for lucksters, and the game never requires you to chase any item, be it rare or epic, to have a viable build that can progress in the game. Chasing those is a decision you make yourself because you think it could be a fun farm to indulge in, it's an end in and of itself >"They have the same rolls" I don't understand the question
>>537892874>the bosses usually drop 4 or 5 itemsedit: I meant the bosses have a loot table consisting of 4 or 5 items (from which they always drop one of them)
>>537892786>fuck russia>"you're a kike!">fuck israel too>"uh.. kys!"Yes you're a seething Russian. Besides only mad Russian say Nafo.
>>537892874>so if you're chasing something it's like 20%, 25%, maybe 10%That's a lot more reasonable then.>I don't understand the questionI meant loot tables. If the new bosses have loot rolls for items from the other bosses.
what's nafo supposed to mean though?
>>537891074paladin tankwarrior tankdruid tank
>>537893413NATO. I leaks form Russian bots on /pol/.
>>537893369Each boss has a unique loot table with unique items in wow
>>537893413group of USAID funded twitter trannies called the north atlantic fellas organization that use epic dodge memes to own the ziggersthe best part is thats exactly what it is too
>>537891991Because no one wants to heal !!!!!!!
>>537893419I see you listed a lot of tanks but excluded shaman tank.Can you tell me why that is anon? >>537893710Thank you, might I ask why you think that is? Also I guess I don't mind healing, but can I ask you tell me out of those 4 what you'd suggest to a total beginner? usually I play hunter but i wanted a change, i've never healed before.
>Every tank so far has been only just the right level to get in to the dungeon, and has had less health than my healer.DPS woyers and pawwies claiming all loot?
27% through lvl 28 on my hardcore slow & steady exhaustion paladin. Not really sure where to go or what to do other than 2 quests here or there, kinda a faggot piecemeal bracket and I hate it.Maybe I should try doing stockades.
>>537893860>Thank you, might I ask why you think that is?Being a healer is hard: you don't get to be a cool anime protagonist doing big damage numbers, and you have the group pressure of people relying on you not messing up in dungeons where you're the only healer.>What you'd suggest to a total beginnermmmmh, watch YouTube videos for that. I'd say there's not a huge "difficulty divide" between them: Shamans have great AoE heals and totems for support, Priests have the best raw healing and support toolkit, Paladins have great buffs to give and can be in melee range hitting the enemy while healing, and Druids are more chill as you give "heal over time" effects to your mates.Also, all those classes can be DPS, or tank, except for Priest, so you can always respec to or from healing anytime by throwing in some gold.
>>537894093thousand needles centaurs => shimmering flat is a one way trip to lvl 35
>>537891074if youre coming from forms of vanilla wow, its worth looking at the class changes. a lot of specs that were complete dead as dogshit useless are now actually good, like arcane mage>>537893413its some reddit community thing that shitposts about the war. russian 4channelers accuse anyone who disagrees with them to be a part of it, implying they are not arguing in good faith and are in fact part of a coordinated shill campaign that is funded by some state organization. when that is basically exactly what FSB troll farms do, which have been very persistent and pervasive for the past 10-15 years. i think not all of them are russian though, some are just thirdies who get swept up in it (or are paid to do so) because they hate the wect just as russia doesi don't know exactly if the troll farms just follow common russian e-rhetoric or vice versa, but usually they both go by a very specific script of calling russia based and everyone else trannies and jews, while accusing ukraine/nato of doing something russia has been known to do, like engage in corruption, war crimes, election rigging, whatever. russian propaganda is almost universally based on projection for whatever reason. lack of creativity perhaps
How's spriest on epoch? I wanna fw it for cool flaying vibes and shadow weaving debuff / mana battery utility. If it's otherwise still shit-tier though then I'll just roll afflock.
>Prot Pala = 1 button billion AoE threat, bajillion of utility, 5minute shield wall>Bear Druid = 1 billion hp, armor cap removed in new update, instant 10k single target threat>Enhancement tank shaman = basically immune to spell damage, totems, t2.5 is BiS forever and piss easy to get>Warrior Tank = ????????????? Is there any reason to bring or even gear up a warrior tank in this server? They cant even do aoe threat without TF. I guess theyre good for progging?
>>537895902people where saying on that it's shit on epog
>>537891237insufferable levelling experience
>>537888270You aren't even a criminal in the US if you get a judgment under civil rico, you just owe a shitload of money
>>537895902twow spriest is really good and the mana battery shit is welcome in any caster heavy group. youre also one of the best pvp classes but that goes for stock vanilla anyway
>>537895224On lvl stuff is scary. I'm gonna do green quests in 20-25This rare just spawned and raped a hunter.
>>537888270Interpol isn't putting out an APB for a fucking private server owner. it's a civil case.
>>537888270>Brookyln airport>Fbi have a high profile criminal is trying to sneak into the country>she gets off the plane>suddenly>jesus christ, thats fucking TORTA the turtle wow private server admin.this is how you guys imagine this shit going down.
>>537888270>You're absolutely retarded.7/10 times when someone says this, they are the retarded one. case in point>The US and the EU have an extradition agreement since 2010.Durrr DURRRRR what is a civil case? >If she's found guilty in the US, she is getting handcuffed the moment authorities sniff her out.DUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRYou're so fucking low info you don't even know the most basic things about the legal system. And then you have the nerve to call others retarded. I absolutely despise Dunning-Kruger morons like you.
>>537889192>needing a reason to fuck off from muttistan in le current yearlol hapless shartgoy
Someone post Shenna's perky tits.
tvrtle wonevropa wonblizzkikes lostepsteinoch lost
no guys you dont GET ITthe ghost of keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeev will personally hunt down shenna, drag her in front of a military tribunal upon which she will be BLACKED on live television and executed for her crimes of banning me off troondle when i said nigger in world chat 256 times
Shenna's perky breastsShenna's pink tiny assholeShenna's smooth armpits and feetShenna's grabbable tummy
>>537898904Yeah, then she gets captured and raped, on live TV, for 72h before being executed mid rape via bullet to the skull.
>>537899259Won't be tiny after her correction...
>>537886893>lmao>If she step on EU soil nothing will happen, at best Blizzard can request the hosting EU country to domesticate the case to enforce it locallybased chad that's been following prior legalistic sperg-outs in the thread. one slight correction though:>she's just guilty in the US lmaothere is no "guilty" or "not-guilty" in civil court. it's just a judgement for the plaintiff or the defendant. it's not criminal so that sort of language is avoided to maintain the distinction.
The fucked up thing is you guys are joking about shenna getting blacked, shenna getting rapped. but then i remember all the sex harassment at blizzard and the fact someone was stealing breast milk.if blizzard got their hands on shenna how sure can we be they wouldn't milk her like a cow for the 20 years?
Yeah, they can find her "liable" or something lol
>>537899259>Shenna's pink tiny assholesource? it's probably brown, as most other non-bleached assholes. and probably not tiny. she just doesn't strike me as the tiny asshole type.
couldn't shenna just get a fake passport?
>>537899947>>537899259why would someone bleach their asshole
>>537899827if blizzard got their hands on shenna now, the best thing they could do is make her director of WoW and turn around their sinking ship. she can hire me to conduct the analysis on how $2 a month subscriptions from turd world gold sellers net them less in total sub fees when accounting for the numbers of the first world $15 a month real players that are driven away.
Hey I'm new here, I saw this topic in a Youtube video and I was wondering if you knew any good private servers to get my feet wet in? I wanted to try Turtle but it looks like the turtle didn't reach the water, so to speak.I clicked Project Epoch in the OP but it wants me to download the Ascension launcher but it overwrite my Battle.net launcher or interact with my Battle.net launcher in a way where Blizzard can detect I'm playing a private server?
>>537900123so that it doesn't look brown? have you ever watched porn? all those assholes are bleached.
>>537900153>metzen and shenna collabing on the last titanwould be kino. but shenna is probably best used on classic.
>>537900243keep to classic nigger
>>537900243turtle is fine. at the absolute worst case scenario it would be another couple of years before blizzard can earn a symbolic pat on the back in US courts, which is completely unenforceable in Russia. by then, you will be bored of turtle and maybe even a newer and better private server will come along.
>>537899827Let me put it this way, if she EVER leaves Russia, the best possibility is being sent to Guantanamo blacked division.If blizzard gets her...Well.You don't want to know.
>>537900243>I wanted to try Turtle but it looks like the turtle didn't reach the water, so to speak.stick to retail, kiddo
>>537900347holy shit, is blizzard paying shills to shit up the thread? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>keep to classicLOLOLOLOLOLlisten guy, no one wants to play classic because of the RMT. blizzard (your employer) knows this but they would rather sink millions into expensive kike lawyers than use that money to hire some GMs.
>>537900683check in to a psychiatrist asap
>>537900471>the best possibility is being sent to Guantanamo blacked division.actually, she and everyone else named in the case can freely travel in and out of the US without being harassed by authorities. and that's after they presumably lose in court and the judge tells them they owe blizzard money. there are no debtor's prisons in the US any more. owing someone shekels cannot get you arrested.
For real though, someone give up the Shenna nudes.
>>537900842>most kiked thing you could possibly saysorry gayniggerfaggot, but reddit comebacks don't work here. how about you kill yourself asap?
>>537900941uhm shut the fuck up zigger? shenna will be BLACKED on live stream 24/7 when blizzGODS win this case and it WILL be listed on the wikipedia entry as the most important battle won in the war against zigger putin shills
>>537901085keep tearing your last few bits of hair over a thread of fellow malding schizophrenic mexicans
>>537901249that's funny. i am pro-ukraine actually, not that this is the topic at hand. how you got to "zigger" from what you are replying to is a mystery to the rational mind.
>>537901389i'll take that as a concession. don't forget to dilate. you've already got the seething covered.
Why are turdle wow players such shills? You guys behave as if any of the content they put out was of remarkable quality, it was average at best, but you're used to eating so much slop you'd accept it.Reminder that turtle wow devs sold players information 4 times in the past and passed it as a "leak" from a rival (all for times btw lol), sold gold and gave guilds world buffs in the middle of raids so they could clear
>>537901249>behave like the most jewish subhuman imaginable>tell yourself it's a joke and you're just being ironic despite doing this every day of your life>somehow you're okay with this
>>537847241Tanking is the only role with responsibility. All those classes have the perfect excuse of "muh spec." So nobody tanks.>there are a billion healers for dungeonsOn Ambershire there is a lack of both
>every turtle guild wants to raid 5+ days a weekhow do people have time for this?
Had some fun last night healing Murrikans in Dragonmaw retreat. Priest gameplay is kind of fun in WoW. So much stuff I can do. Buffing randoms roaming about is fun too. I'm like an angel of Light! Leveling as discipline is shadow better? Discipline fortitude buff goes brrrrrrrrrrrr~
>>537902672Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the healsluts club is two blocks down.
So you think Shenna gets aroused from the way you guys describe her body and or your imaginary scenarios involving her?
>>537901770turtle's custom content is almost universally described as average to below-average in /wpsg/, tourist. go back to your dying /epog/ general, nigger.
>>537902834FUCK YOU!
>>537901770What does that have to do with custom content, NAFOtranny?
>>537901770the bar is just that low. blizzard is being mogged by a mediocre project so hard it caused them to sue out of pure seethe
@537901584>buzzword, buzzword, buzzword>i win!
>>537901389keep riding your buttplug, tranny. i'm sure if you dilate enough, you'll become a real girl after all.
>>537901770This is why I support Russia in the war in Ukraine by the way.
>>537901770>Reminder that turtle wow devs sold players information 4 times in the pastsource?>and passed it as a "leak" from a rival (all for times btw lol), source?>sold gold and gave guilds world buffs in the middle of raids so they could clearsource?you literally just made all of that up. therefore, you are a huge fucking faggot. like sucking two black dicks at a time type of homo.
>>537903623seethe, dilate, cope, kill yourself nafo troondle tranny shill. Z
this video is pure schizo kino
>>537903202>NAFOtrannyback to /pol/>>537903421>This is why I support Russia in the warwe know you do, Elaynna
>>53790205398% of the turdlers are turdworlders with no job and live in the dirt
>>537903672What are you even talking about you fucking mongoloid? Turtle, what you call "troondle" is Russia's premier entertainment product. Shenna might as well be Russia's Minister of Patriotic Entertainment. Turtle is Russia's most successful foray into video-gaming. Try making sense.
>>537903759He should focus on his wife and kids instead
Is there a way to find out what donation of silk factions I still need to do? Do the Goblins have one? I've done Thunder Bluff, Orgrimmar, Orgrimmar (Dark Spear Slums) and Undercity so far.
I'm going to write a letter to Medvedev explaining how this lawsuit is an act of WAR by the nazi jewish capitalistic west against the good and honest and pure and huwite and Christian Russian Federation. He will run it up to Putin for me, and Turtle staying online will become a condition for any potential peace settlement. I will also suggest having Blizzard sold off by Microsoft to Russia (for free) as part of the settlement. That way, we can maybe finally get an official version of the game worth playing. Shenna will obviously be named as the People's Komissar of WoW. This is a solid plan. I need some signatures for the petition.
>>537903806>we know you do, Elaynna
>>537904575Goblins are either in Mudssprocket or Powder Town
What's happening in the world of /wpsg/ today?
>>537904923Why aren’t you fighting in the war you support, Elaynna?
>>537904075What about tetris?>>537906035Am not Russian.
>>537906301You don’t need to be Russian to volunteer, Elaynna. Even Americans can join the Russian army.
>>537903421Becasue Shenna can only make average quality custom content?
>>537906531and yet no one can make higher quality custom content than herfunny how that works
Is there any list of drops/crafts for a lvling holy paladin? I'm gonna go full mail/plate, i'll wear greens or whites if I have to but it would be fun to have some cool stuff.
>>537906729I wouldn't say epochs reworked dungeons are of a dramatically lower standard than turtle. more than epoch has so many bugs and turtle has the benefit of having more.I really feel like if ascension wasn't aids ridden BBC+ could eclipse turtle.
>>537906432Same reason you don't join the Ukraine. No idea why you get your panties bundles up over such a minor thing to be honest. Plenty of conflicts out there and you're free to support whatever side you like. Freedom of speech remember?
>>537901770>lmao guise I (mutt nigger) have an opinionthe fact that I can play as a high elf in the alliance (no other server has done this since 2004) is all the reason I need to playreminder, high elf means>evropean>Glowing BLVE eyes>pagan>natural>beautiful>ARYANbasically everything that the jude blizzard hates
The new dwarf starter zone in ascension is perfect.Praise Atom!
>do the stockades on my hardcore slow and steady exhaustion high elf paladin>game freezes during two boss fights
>>537908747The high elf in the picture got fucked by the whole dungeon later.
>>537908869it's turtlethey are all bottoms
>>537908869The only real high elf pictured is male. My character is a dragon LARPing.
>>537805750Is turtle wow really run by the fucking mafia?
>>537909293it makes a lot of sense. think about it, the way their donation shop is setup. you can legally launder money.>connect via VPN>pay for turtle points>turtle does taxes>oh this came from our online business>here's our website>here's the order>sheena sends money back to her captain
>>537907458But I want to have green eyes and be an unhinged fel addict evil noble...
>>537910035Your blood elf is doing blowjobs in a back alley for some fel-infused crystals
>>537904923lmao. hello elaynna! how do you manage to keep up with the thread in realtime while also /heals/ing your deadmines group?
>>537906301>What about tetris?what about it? kids these days don't even know what that word means. anyway, turtle wow is way more impressive than tetris, objectively speaking.
finally the world boss dropped some fucking good gear
what class should i roll on turtle wow? I want to play a high elf.
my high elf doubles as a gigolo for rich lonely women to fund his crack addiction
>>537901770>You guys behave as if any of the content they put out was of remarkable quality, it was average at best, but you're used to eating so much slop you'd accept it.can't the same thing be said about vanilla though? they didn't finish huge swaths of the game. isn't mediocre content the very definition of what it means to be vanilla?
>>537910231giwtwm
>>537910839Mage or priestTheir racials sadly scream hunter
>>537910839retbvll
>>537910839the most trans class is priest. holy, of course
>>537910564I'm way past deadmines at this point but so far everyone said my healing is good. Some even said I carried them. Makes me happi heelah...
>>537908747id troll the shit out of a group and wipe them, ruining 4 niggas is worth losing my char
>>537901770what's average about stormwrought, dragonmaw or gilneas city? it's good content, on par with vanilla
>>537910035i mean you have the option to in the CASH SHOP (based and redpilled)your money is going to killing nafoid trannies in the donbass so it is extra worth it
>>537904575You need to give the goblins heavy dynamites at sparkwater for their mount on turtle
Why are protection paladins like this?
is everything ok?
>>537900243turtle isn't going anywhere kek
>>537899259Are there any nudes of "her"? I need to make sure if she's a tranny or not. The name Shenna just screams bottom surgery to me.
>>537912105nigga stay on reddit and never come back, thx
SLAVA UKRAINE
>>537912574I have them but i won't show them.
Don't tell me I'm the one who sees it
I want to fuck Shenna/Torta so hard, bros.I'd split that russian pussy open like a kinder surprise.
cuck
>>537913770Can anyone AI nudify her photos?
>>537913891neck yourself loser
>>537914040anon just spoke out loud what I was thinking
>>537913770not only you but everyone anon
Alexsensual won.
I swear tank levelling is better than DPS levelling on every class that can do it in Turtle but no one wants to fucking tank
>>537914774I'm shy ._.
>>537910839Paladin.
We made it bros, Bellular featured us in his video
>>537916309Asmongold reacting to Bellular reacting to us next
>>537914774tanking is scary, i dont know any of the dungeonstank basically dictates the dungeon and i dont want that pressureid rather just heal
>>537914774>I swear tank levelling is better than DPS levelling on every class that can do it in TurtleNo, it's not. It's slower and more boring on Druid.
war has to literally eat after one mobanything with mana can just regen a full mana pool in between mobs
Can Shaman equip mail or it chatgpt hallucinating?
>>537916931nigga what third world shithole country do you live in that you dont know what armor shaman can equip in this 20 plus year old videogame? kys
>>537917041the uk
>slopgptThe absolute state of this website.
>>537916309The mick has always lurked 4chan, he does the same to Reddit. It's where he gets 90% of his idea for videos.
>>537917081kys m8
>>537916931at level 40
>>537916860this is why you dont fight quest mobs higher level than you as a melee
new>>537917486>>537917486>>537917486
>>537916860Fight greens
>>537911517>everyone said my healing is good. Some even said I carried them.glad you have found your lane. we all gravitate towards our true destinies in the end. let's see some screenshots of your latest helf priest creation.
>>537908747>game freezes during two boss fightsand why would you stick around after the first? do people that play hardcore simply not care about losing your characters? there are no updoots for HC death clips on turtle. why would you not bail immediately?
