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HNMGIVE ME A LEO BF IRL AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
FixKN
>got to TGS>it's actually Tekken Emperor from the previous season>have to get to GoD1 s2 to get to Tekken God Supreme from S1Haha I haven't improved at all that's hilarious. Nice ranking system. 1.5k games for nothing.
2.06 will save tekken 8
not playing will save tekken8 it needs to fucking die
brethren 8
GoD1 here we goGoD is a new beginner rank because the developers cant create an unchanging ladder % wise Explains why there was a 46 defense Panda subhuman I met at Tekken King in S1 at GoD Great game kill yourself game piece of trashWell I will attempt GoD1 Sucks Kill N
i don't want season 3 i want a re-do of season 2
i don’t want nothing because everything sucks
Kill me Murray.Just fucking burst through my door and fucking kill me already.I know you want you bucktoothed greasy haired lesbian.
ltg ki charging while smurfing in orange ranks
this nigga boring as fuck lately
Saudi Arabia will force Harada to make Leo into a girl again
>>537839887I will start a war with them if they ever try such a thing
>>537839543there is no fucking way he's still making new fucking accounts...
based saudis mogging fgctrannies
why are king mains so beautiful...
>>537843993she's not even a king main, her true hubby is the next DLC
Asukas moves make no sense. Theyre half soft karate wiry her saying stuff like "your attacks as a predictable as the rivers path after the rain" and half generic anime punches and slaps with hee screaming "SUCK MT FAT GIRLCOCK YOU LITTLE RETARD"
men? huge fan
rape rape rape kazbro if that matters
kazuya never raped anyone, matter of fact, he only had loving consensual sex with jun
kazuya is a victim
im a fucking bum loser
>>537845049what's her name? i know that's the tanned girl you posted a while back
who cares? she doesn't have a penis
the boobie patch saved tekkino
>>537846131no boobs, penis = yumboobs, no penis = yumboobs, penis = degenerate, needs to be smited by the heavens
>>537846424futa is kino negro
>>53784461080s anime tomboy stereotype
>>537845959https://x.com/4iP_3iP
>i wasted my life and didnt get a degree at 18LOL LOL WHY
>>537846765Why couldn't Reina look like this...
shit thats the wrong one
>>537846765sex sex sex
>>537847464>>537847683*sniff*
>>537846765eww >>537847719eww
>>537848293disturbingly ugly at all levels
i see like brown africans having an opinion on tekken8 now i mean what do you know about anything brother
HIIIIIIIII
>>537848924it just isn't tekken without chloe or lei
S3 will have the daughter of lei and chloe
>>537849616...kino
only a few months have passed between tekken 7 and 8. how did they have a child that is old enough to fight in that time frame
>>537850462Pocket dimension, invented by Violet Systems
good night fellow tekkino8 enjoyers
gn
my brother made me sick i want nina to snap my neck already
>>537852937Kazuya/Ogre/Shota Jin are so lucky...
Am I stupid for trying to sidestep Steve? It feels so hard to do anything vs him but apparently he is low tier? Someone help a greenie out please
>>537855787Yeah he’s not Steppable
>>537855826So it's about ducking his strings then? Cause he seems to be + all the time
steve's mother
>>537856330all holes
tekken tag 2: boring at breakneak speeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuqZ_nd6Dtk
>1 day agokek based
>>537857510Thought it would just be the regular crying about balance but that seems like a decent watch for those that don't know how fun the game could be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izEQmIW5AlMchills bruh... take me back...
>>537858814i hated this game then too
>>537858814this is not a good memory its the death throes of a failed game desperately playing the cheapest tricks to try and stay afloat. that was supposed to be fahkumram or marduk instead
just finished my twelve hour gooning session
ineedubachelorsdegree
unironic speedkicks W
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wAQju7z-84
one tu one tu
nut inside t(ekken)girls
which one first
steve's mother...
jin's mother...
>>537857510isn't this nigga fujin
my mother...
>>537865223i wish women were real..
tfw GoD is a noob rank now
always has been
just made it to yellow ranks!
>>537837767>>537838919God1 is still harder than S1 God thougheverbeitLots of shitters at god0 but a a chunk of them filter themselves out by never touching ranked, there's also way more points at this rank than any other for some reason
>tekken community = reddit and twitter
>>537839543>>537840927why does he constantly switch to a savescreenerwhat is that dude's proble, how does he make content
>>537868587he doesn't want people clipping him raging and "stealing his content" so he blocks out his screen during the only moments he's entertaining
virtua flop 6
[B]et [B]eady [B]or [B]he [B]ext [B]attle
bruh Reina parry is fucking dogshiteven in heat most strings are so fast that when you parry she doesn't get the heat auto parry and get hit instead..
there are no bad parries just bad parry users
thank god virtua masher is getting exposed
feeling a little deh ydrated…
>>537869736tekken fans don't like tekken anymore either, why?
Tekken fans play AND MORE for 5 minutes and go back to Tekken.
>>537875289Yes we do lil brappa
Tekken fans are doing everything except going back to Tekken.I'll be starting Cronos The New Dawn soon just to avoid Tekken 8.
new to tekkenwhat does the star mean?
>>537875915tekken is for babys
>>537875915Nothing
>>537875915Don't input a direction AKA nigga
>>537875915Masonic symbolism. You are selling your soul to the devil every time you use moves with star inputs. This is why kazuya players are so weird.
>>537875915Stars primarily symbolize hope, guidance, excellence, and eternity, serving as a guiding light for navigation and aspiration. They can also represent goals, dreams, new beginnings, good omens, and divine wisdom.
>>537875915Stop mashing nigga,for real,do nothing.Any notation, combo in particual?
i make a wish upon the starssss
i use this power to seek employment
you should seek a adhd specialist instead
how much does she charge an hour?
an* adhd
your or you're
ur
dude just take drugs that destroy your brain and dick for life it's a blast!
>blast
cum blasting my life
we playin mid knight and dropping it in 3 or nah
nah
Capcom Won
Sega Won
Atari Won
Nintendo Won
>>537875915nothing. it means nothing.if combos or moves dont come up right you arent mashing enough.no joke
I told ya boke will save tekken
I can't see through the pain
>>537882432
leo supports the afd.
>>537869736Because it's competition so Tekken fanboys feel forced to hate it to defend their Bamco overlords.
vf is ass blud the meme is fun but when push comes to shove no one buying that shit :100:
VF6 will save everything
I exposed myself
did joe ever resurface
joe who
so did she have a dick or no and is that what made joe abandon ship?
Yuyu is looking at tasteful meat... But she isn't looking at my meat... :(
she's a whore and pretty bad at it
https://files.catbox.moe/btcs0z.jpg
how would you guys feel if kazuya's db+2 knocked down again
>look up tekken tournament challenger event>the one in india is right next to my housewtf why didn't i know about this
tell arselan he's gay for me
mental illness hours (the kazuya post, not the catbox)
arslan is gonna get jumped for being a paki
kazuya main btw
we have indians here?
of course. pakis as well.
disgusting, burn this general immediately
i'm fucking white
even worse, burn this general twice
bros, i can't tell if the hair on the top of my head is thinning or i'm being paranoid
dont tell him oh no no no
how about you actually use hair products like a shampoo and conditioner
i just shampooed it
>poohaha
Dustiel will in fact... never play the game...again, and no one listened to the man
>>537848293club penguin
is this game worth playing on ps5 and why are all of you so fucking weird?
summoning anna
blud comes to a /vg/ general and wonders why there's a concentrated amount of mental illness
hi guys, newly bald here, do I need to use some products on my head when showering? yoshi main
ok nah i'm just being paranoid
>>537894369we don't play the game here so we wouldn't know, try to ask on reddit
I love slapping bald people on their head, the sound it makes is therapeutic
>>537894369no one really likes this game. there's like one guy but i think he bounced
I love licking bald people on their head, the taste it has is therapeutic
did silksong of all things seriously fucking kill steam
>>537894369>is this game worth playingNo.
>>537894369s2 ruined the game so the only people here are deranged shizzos.
>tekgen is going thru another schizozoomies
>>537894496>>537894635you guys are alright
sir i am a schizomillenial
>>537894941holy shit i think it did
>>537894941it's also crashing pirate sites apparently. good lord.
nice general
silksong killed tekken 8
are gaymers so starved that the billionth shitty platformer is the second coming of jesus?
>>537861696You realize he's going to be talking about EWC next year, right?
at least it's not UE5slop
i have no idea what silksong is and i dont wanna know
>>537896003we are starved for decent games (such as virtua fighter) in general
EVERYTHING SUCKS !!!
silksong is like almost $10 here in india brosshould i get it
Silksong? I'll try it in gamepass.
play and LOVE, LOVE TFD
>womanyuck
looneylili<3
>>537896929Post the pic of her looking like a pug mosed dog
should i play tekken
you should play silksong
don't copy my post pls
>>537894369I remember having the conversation about prolific and I'm still a fucking loser
>>5378975107? yeah
"into men? yeah that's me" is an instant classic
men are into me if you understand the concept
>silksonggames mid I dropped it
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNy_retSME0
think ive seen that whores butthole
she was a lot hotter when she was younger. ironically looked older when she was young lol
hyperbased
das racist
no penis = not hot
just plugged an eddy. not out of anger but in a calculated way, in the 3rd game of the set, final round. i was like "everything forces crouch, everything is a mixup, i dont know whats going on, why did they change the character into this abomination, i dont remember my dickjab input, spcially from crouch" so I plugged him cold bloodedly and blocked him, as almost a rational administrative decision. then i felt it was rather pathetic, so what i decided to do was to post my block list to reaffirm my choices. then i was like well i guess i have to learn the matchup. so now i deleted my block list. i guess i have to lab that garbage.
I read to eddy
if this bitch goes on sale i'll get it you guys remind me of /starcraft2/ only slightly less insane and much slower
im playing sekiro again
funny.. I used to be a /sc2gen/ poster and left for here after serral ended Korean dominance (I'm a Koreaboo) I just assumed schizophrenia was the norm on this hellhole site
azucena 3+4 is the exodia of neutral moves
https://x.com/tekkenUlsan/status/1963612304089780457Cow in the streets
uninstall it then
it’s fun7 red ranks pal chill out and kill yourself nigger
not your pal buddy
https://x.com/tekkenulsan/status/1963612304089780457?s=46
>>537902178I JUST posted that >>537901542
>>537901454yeah i finally deleted my TL bookmark when he 4-0ed marudo you know about the spinoff board they made after the /vg/ ban? i posted there for a bit but eventually it got boring and i always get weird about having friends after awhile
>>537902256sorry im high on painkillers because im a loser so i dont see everything clearly now
im cummin
im > i’m
a > an
it's >its
your > you're
>>537903189and we accept you and welcome you into the kazuya main club
what i miss?>>537903189
ive got the shits again
Dropped massive T8 and clogged the toilet again
neet loser nap incoming
anna and i are both each others toilets
i wish i was you and anna
>>537905101that’s actually gross
I should learn Reina. That's really my only shot at reigniting my spark for this game short of Miguel being announced.
im playing brainrot8
i left a stove cover on when i was cooking something im such a fuckup bros
im a fucking bum
im fucking a bum
Its over
I expected at least 500k with the amount of niggas hyping it up
I almost played another game but then i saw a rant video with the top player complaining about certain aspects of their game and it reminded me that no matter which game i play it will still have the same problems, which is that the developers
tranny time soon
>>537908627It was free an entire weekend in Switch and I got bored in 4 hours.
I've played too much Faggot8 this week, I feel like shit
>>537911532you aint do shit in the game, actin like u done something
There's a list of 5 possibly beneficial things I could do that I've written in a paint document. Too much to chose from, therefore I have to play Tekken instead to escape from this confusing situation.
>>537905845dangerous
I actually ordered in hierarchical order the list of things in the paint document and selected the one that seemed more pressing. This gave me some clarity of mind. I will now maybe play a set of Tekken and then proceed to go with that option.
Might be too much work, best not to just keep playing Tekken?
I only play tekken 8 to feel rage because the rest of the time i just feel nothing
Does the Pacman customization items create weird noises? I had to plug some guy because there were these werid diabolical female voices coming out when I was fighitng them. Im not sure if its coming from my PC or outside im scared.
did u close the tab after jacking off
theres no open tabs ill test it and see
lmao fuck it was the pacmanHOLY FUCK it speaks in a weird whispered robotic female voice AHHHHHH fuck i thought i was going crazy
you know it smells crazy in there
>silksong2 hours in I dropped it
blud buys fotm meme garbage
my profile lookin' dapper
I got gamepass blud
who the fuck is silksong?
blud pays a monthly fee
after the pacman scare im just gonna go do some productive fuck this shit
cute ling sister uwu
I got microsoft rewards blud
can someone link the india saarnament
>>537915447we don't know that
Because I am a schizoid, I shall compose a series of short stories involving empathyschizo and live vicariously through these imagined interactions.
tekgen everybody's golf lobby when
>>537915258looks shopped
I am too retarded for my uni and I keep failing it's so over
realistically speaking, what the fuck is Ulsan doing?
>>537919838you gone make it nigga i trusting you
Giorgio Armani is kill :(
>>537920000Learning English from the masters.
everything… sucks…
>>537915258We need more (actual) women in our player pool, I'm tired of this sausagefest.
(You) better not read the name of the new tame impala song
I chickened out of studying physics at university because I was afraid that I was too much of a brainlet for it, so I took CS instead which I breezed through despite being addicted to opiates and anorexicAnyway, towards the end of my course I discovered that I had a minor allergy to wheat which caused me to remain in a ceaseless state of lethargy, brainfog and anxiety. I wish I had known sooner, doing an easier course is one thing, but who knows what I could have achieved...Anyway, this sense of regret was brought on especially hard after listening to The Economist's podcast on China's JUNO neutrino observatory, I really wish I was there, instead I spend my days codemonkeying and cope by telling myself that algorithms have fundamental beauty too.Guess my main
not reading
josie
>>537921586Academic science is more about networking, than doing science. By your presence on 4chan you should know how that would have ended.Bryan
this is major tom to ground controlim stepping trought the door
I know this gen is dump ,but dont use it as your personal diary you reddit faggots
well I can't afford a real one due to the lack of job
this is a safe space for everyone. stupid dumb black
>>537922871nigga please I have been neeting for like 12 years. Stop being a pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbDGl7jEazAthis song is salvageable
When I started secondary school at 11 I made 2-3 friends but after about a year I drifted apart from them because of my solitary schizoid personality and insecurity that they'd rather hang out with other people. I spent the next three years with no friends, then made another couple, and drifted apart from those. In university I failed to make friends besides the randoms I was living with at times, who I quickly drifted apart from. I never had a girlfriend. I have debilitating avoidant traits, I can't see the good in people nor can I develop lasting relationships with them. People come and go from my life. Who's my main?
>>537923559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_Mc-Jb2vc
Im your friend nigga but only if you give me some candies.
>>537923503copied too much of the english song>>537924250this man can't get out of blue ranks after playing tekken for 10 years
>>537921181kevin cooked with this one
>>537923559this is me and I used to main paulever since late t7 i just shit on tekken for fun
I read but which post that is the question
if i had payed attention in university i wouldnt have to paint SWANS for a living -,,-
Devil Jin won a TNS? that's crazy
is general just an asylum for avoidant schizoids?
you got niggas portraying their female persona as a way of coping with lack of female attention and niggas latching on to those projections for the same reason, like a 5 dimensional dating scene
>>537924250>cock
i gotta shut the fuck up with my weird shit
nah king speak yo shit
no you don't, i wanna hear it
>>537925772sounds tight
fat people were a mistake
i sold my soul to bbc
my condolences, the british are parasites
damn i need a woman to fart in my face
*pppppprrrbrbt*
i'll be one soon
>>>/v/719816636tekken never got this treatment on 4chan
Imagine if Harada and Murray weren't so incompetent...
>>537923559wtf I don't remember posting this
why is this general so slow, you guys dont even play tekken
because we play the game
stop lying to me
I played some heihotch today
tekken 7 was a masterpiecehow did we go from that to 8
i unblocked 12 eddies gonna get BBCd all day and drop to tekken god
>>537930949Tekken 8 is more popular than 7 ever was, so there is no hope
honestly right now I'm craving some Good Ass Tekken
why does SOUUUUUUUPAAAAA cry about Reina being weak now?
>>537933375Fuck if reina gets buffs it's so over.
silksong is mogging everything I should probably get it
is that like a metroidvania rogue like lite shite?
>>537933375Reina is one buff away from being competitively viable
wallsplatting hellsweep
https://x.com/mrsplaystuff/status/1963235722053157337
>>537934867i wish she shat in my mouth
>>537934867slut
>>537934867damn bitch got fat
>>537934867super akouma really changed
>>537934867too fat for me
>>537934867the black guy is fattening her up, they want obese white bitch
>>537896003even the shitty games of a decade ago sovlmog anything today
literally nothing going on in my life until armor king
>>537937180Try getting GoD1 with all characters, I'm doing the same. Just wrapped up Lili
>netflix movie was shit>all DLCs are shit>guest character was shit>heat was shitCursed 8
Clive is kino nigga fuck you
bro, 95% of tekken players DON'T KNOW WHO THAT NIGGA IS
And they will learn as they continue to play 8EVERY CITY
>>537926195>Asuka>Japanese>Hworang>KoreanRacemixing is wrong
>>537937807>>537937994RAPE HIM TORGAL
>not watching buffkino playing dark souls like a fucking boomer
>ds1did this nigga play demon's souls before? if not that's lame as fuark
>>537934867This is how I imagine every Nina player looks like IRL
imagine being the protagonist of "game 16" and expect me to get hyped when they show that guy. only markman and maxdood knew who that guy even was
everything >sucks
nakatsu getting shimborid when?
you'll regret every mean thing you said about nakatsu when he directs tekken 9 completely unburdened by harada and murray's input and it saves fighting games
back to living off cheese sandwiches again life is good
https://www.twitch.tv/avoidingthepuddlebased.
clifford the big red>log
>>5379395812xko will get newblood in. That is the sad future.
im playin d8 i dont really know why tho
you have some balls dude
imagine if the saudis banned tekken from evo
I don't feel comfortable in my own skin
Is it Haram to main Jun Kazama
it's good. they can release slut julia and fucky chloe
I thought about spreading Leo open and rimming then plapping him for a second and now I'm extremely sad and angryI want to commit extreme acts of violence on someone
im an aids super spreader
tekken 9 should cost 20 american dollars
I switched from Reina to Jun and holy shit the game got so much easier. Reina is super cool, but for now I'm gonna mash with an easier character.
tekken 9 should pay me to download and play
the reina mass exodus is crazy
>>537934867black man x fat white woman stereotype confirmed once again
Been saying Reina is bottom tier since day one. Niggas be like noooo she has ff2! She can put herself in a mixup whenever she wants!
lil majin
we should all find a new home in eskay's ass
you niggas would die to me in a 1v1 for eskay
more men have seen my penis than women (0 women)
the hottest girl in the tekken community is a man
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
but seriously would the average /tekgenner/ have a chance with eskay
emily was the cutest in tekgen
I exposed myself to men and women
I wish you would expose yourself to a therapist
I wouldn't expose to someone called the rapist
>>537943363you would be corrected by rape
holy shit. it's happening
remember pre gorilla asuka?
For a moment that looked like a giant bird
>>537945091
>>537944983why does that face look photoshopped onto a different body
>>537945284idk its art from the dead phone game
>>537925842Turns out that having an unseeable launching low is good.>>537933375Still struggling to cope that he'll never be a threat again without 2d bullshit
>>537941820Why would you want an insanely fast, insanely long range mid to be super favorable into a mixup on block?
>>537941820I'm pretty sure Kazuya has a better ff2 just because he's +9 after it
reinafraud intelligence
i aint well
i'm not doing so good
it’s my brain… it’s fucked up
The best esco- i mean bodyguards money can buy
illness of the physical and mental categories that is what the doctor told me
I am metaphysically ill
yourn't
timedaplaysomekekken
I got ED but I'm otherwise healthy
tgirls fatigue has left me at the crossroads
I pioneered aids
i want to become a carrier
>>537947401No one does, but this game is full of them. Reina is a top tier character in an honest game.Nerf everyone.
lost to a new player twice
nice cap(com)tain
I am a carrier for despair
I'm a big fucking loser
>>537950691she looks russian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfK9FwKETQwcould knee do this
I want to be carried down the aisle by>a man
if I could marry myself I would
lost to a new player 4 times
If I could go back to being a man I would
my cat says hi
>>537949512cosplayers can save t8
>>537950823
still on a downward spiral it’s been 12 years
Durns out my Xiaoyu is weaker than me Lili
https://x.com/Runabayo/status/1963685979908186379DO NOT click on this. Do NOT!I main Nina
some guy has a plugging script that makes the opponent lose points
>>537955739>happens once>block the guy>doesn't happen againsame "major game ruining issue" level as cheating. thank nakatsu for the blocklist
https://x.com/Lannytehe/status/1947170121522254070our fiancee tekgen
>openly honyposting over a nutcase that got CRUSHed tekken players are the saddest breed of men
tekkucks
give it to me straight did she really have a penis
>>537957684https://bunkr.cr/f/7mL52VkZeGFDHit's a funny looking vagina but my analysis concludes that it's real
I wish Eskay grabbed my nuts then left so I'd chase after her
>>537957684nah she just pretended to ftm for a short while for attention
I lost to a Tekken King Asuka whos mains is a GoD Lars. I'm Still Tekken King S1 (Tekken God). My parents are a fucking joke. Why was I created. What a fucking scam of a niggerlife.
>>537958075if you let me live with you id fix you proper
are all chileans mentally ill or just the ones that play xiaoyu
tekgen females are lowkey sexy
I wanna fuck a trannyI wanna fuck a trannyI wanna fuck>a man
im not mentally ill i just watched too much tarzaned and i have a narcissistic predisposition where i see every failure as a personal attack
i need to smell a woman's ass bros
why does smash get all the cute trannies
enough tekken for today apparently im not in the mood or some shit. playing lili made my xiaoyu drop in skill level from like mid way Supreme to mid tekken god. goes to show its not good to switch characters. now god knows how much suffering ill have to go through to level her back up.
>>537957907It's a literal prostitute.
I need to get dicked down by a shemale
>hundreds if not thousands of men have seen her genitals online>but joe was sooooo terrible for an instagram dm
there was a room of smash tgirls but I don't have the pic
yes many people have seen what it looks like. but only one man knows how it feels. legend.
shemales are men
and men are based
I was singing loudly to a song and I got told to shut upWhy can't niggas just let me be like Goddamn
I want to get down to the nitty gritty with an african american tgirl
i seen a couple gay niggas online im sure you'll find a buck to break eventually
gay sex with leo
>>537961665LOL
i really miss tekken bros
>>537961665How the fuck...
i wonder why yall so gay
I played tekken 8 at launch as my first fighting game for 200 hours, had to drop it when I got hospitalised, and kinda just never tried it again. Wanna get back into it now but I’m hearing the devs killed the game.How bad is it? Should I bother or just go learn a 2D fighter?
>>537962409he's so fucking cool bros
>>537962409kinda looks like lars
>>537962638The gameplay went from kusoge 50/50, 5 second rounds to grueling 48 second rounds but with a lot of button pressing and 50/50s (they added hp and buffed most characters.) Up to you. It is slower but you gotta mash harder. A lot of high damage 50/50s were nerfed as well, but they added more stance transitions and broken moves. Fast high variance kusoge vs slow, grueling mash heavy gameplay.
everything sucks…
i sent my ID and an ID with a selfie to a Venezueilian crypto vendor XD
dead game dead general dead genre dead medium dead internet dead life
ling squirt probably tastes like mineral water
anna’s probably tastes like whisky
Enough of these whores!jun
thesolekeeper
well it's that time again time to go to sleep with no job. tonight I was reminded of the time I was born the doctor removed my foreskin looked at me and said wow this baby looks like a fucking loser flash forward 32 years 12 years of those in neetdom and it would seem he was correct. of course after he said that my parents seemed to agree because that was the moment they abandoned me and I was sent to be raised by a gay couple that molested me upwards of 10 times a day. they say when life hands you lemons make lemonade but I didn't get to make lemonade and all I drank was piss.
this biatch like a fashion designa dehhhh
>lili mains
>>537966687wheres the neck
it’s over
nice feet
i will exercise
i will cum
im gonna play an ARAM I already lost too many points with Xiaoyu today
Dragunov is a good fundametal character
Whens the next tournament? I want to talk shit with you retards and laugh at the 'pro players'.
playing kindred
>>537846765I wish my brain wasn't so fried that I could fap to nippleless pictures.
>>537975436Getting off to clothed women isn't something normal
>>537975801I should at least be able to get off to almost naked women
ahoge...
kono
>>537945467ineedumom
my ass hurts
Tokon is mogging us...
tokon balls
>no Tekken movie coming out in 2026 with SF and MKNo wonder niggas hate this franchise
wow this baby looks like a fucking loser
i think xiaoyus main issue as for not playing real tekken is not her AOP. i think it's b1. you can use it on most + frame situations where people try to rape you with big mids or lows and no one really checks you. db2 is also important since you can start offense with a safe low poke that high crushes but that's just more of a waifu thing.
i think xiaoyu mains need to be in bed with me
cant stop fondling my spermer
Its 7am, ive just finished gooning, I havent slept and I start work in an hour. pray for me
>>537984195Db2 has nothing to do with female operators. B1 is retarded because sometimes you wait to block it but it hits at a later active frame and becomes safe
>>537985024calling it a spermer is actually kinda hot, i might be gay bruhs
curiosity got the best of me and I looked at oscar's new bikini modelsplendid knockers
REINA IS THE WEAKEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME
in terms of tits and ass and face yes
she's perfection itself
>>537987105was gonna tell you to remove as much makeup as possible and look at her side profile, but you don't even need that to see this 3/10 on display
i wanna see her get punched in the belly but i dont want to be the puncher
I'm a raging homosexual
think i'll make a big pot of coffee and take a little nap
>>537990606jackblud was about to wife this
"sex workers" aren't really humans and should stop pretending they arestay far away from me and the things I like
>not wanting these women to surround and coddle you while you play tekken
>>537990225must've thrown away half the french press yesterday when i woke up half drunk been pacing around the kitchen looking at all the places it should be confused help me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=schE6kl1D6o
Im failing as an artist
haven't fapped to naokino in like 2 weekstime to change that i reckon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEgLKBG2ceE
>>537990606>talking with someone in dms a bit>vile, traumatizing, disgusting>selling yourself online to hundreds if not thousands of people>empowering, fulfilling, courageousjoe can do better despite being fatfuck glad he finally sobered up
I'm failing as an autist
how can you fail as an artistjust write your prompts better
if chaircrush can knock his massive ego and belly he just might be able to find someone that isn't a prostitute
i'm mentally retired
what da helly is dat dvj skin oh my daze
not a single soul online in na qm.Dead game
same but eu
harada is so based...
>>537996548What is harada saying here, it just reads like complete nonsense
t8 strongest soldier
>>537996548>opens quote>doesn't close quoteretarded hack fuck
Actually SEGA won as usual.
>>537997131he is basically saying "if game so random how come you aren't winning anything"
becuz it's random tho
it's extremely volatile in BO2 which is what 99.95% of the playerbase plays and every single pro has said as much
>extremely volatile>same players always winsmells like skill issue
i wish to be a woman
>I cannot readalso a skill issue
masturbating to women with pussies every once in a while hits different. im at the point where it is fresh and novel and honestly pussies are kind of hot
>>537992969Xiaoyu feels unbeatable
skill issue is a skill issue too
what if you have too much skill?
the more you have, the more you have to lose
Downloading re8 again oh shit
didn't ask but based
tongue scrapers take away your gag reflex and make you feel gay
I refuse to purchase a toothbrush if it doesn't have ridges on the back for tongue scraping. None of that bump bullshit that is so common. That does fuck all
get a sweet metal one
just suck a dick god damn
>>538000724self report
how can fags exist with all the hot bitches online.you dont even have to do the worst part of being straight aka actually having to engage with them. you can just wack off and go along with ur day
people want something real, women have basically become a luxury only some can afford because they're in such high demand
I'm into men
vaginas are pretty gross my dude
I see......
penises are aesthetic
vaginas are pretty when they're innies
theres plenty of broke niggas with bitches stop thinking like an incel
>>537996548BASED
coin slotesque vagoos
for most average men having a decent gf is completely outside the realm of possibility
what do harada and micheal do
there goes my valentine again something she said idk
It would be kinda cool to feel close to another human idk
I don't think I will return to mid knight today
despite all my rage i am still just a tard in a cage
define decent gf. actually dont do that i already know its some retarded trad gf garbage thats just a fairytale
decent gf>not obese>likes me>similar hobbiesand yeah I know this is a fairytale
noctua makes men?
>similar level of fitness as me>decent person>makes her own money>wants childrenthis is just about impossible to find
>and yeah I know this is a fairytalenot after Tekken Project newest engine drops
>brown tomboy>preferably short hair but not too short>laid back and chill>doesn't cheat on me>isn't a manipulative cunti might have too high standards bros
Having a job again was fun for a month, but right now I'm feeling the stress of just wanting to relax but remembering I can't go home until I finish this report I'm working on (I'm mentally exhausted and just wanna play some TEKKINO EIGHT)
realistic standards in modern world>any body shape>if you can't handle her at her worst etc>poly is ok>your life is centered around her and you will have no hobbies or friends>be ready to pay alimony and child support after divorcekazuya main btw
AI hate is a ploy by demons to keep us in a primitive state where we are unable to escape to cyber heaven with our FDVR waifus (or husbandos since this thread has a lot of schizo faggies)
AI is NFT level pyramid scheme bubble that will not lead anywhere and will tank the economy sooner or laterall LLMs are just expensive google searches
kek reads like a bit from ron's radio in gtav
>>538007423au contraire my bludda, AI shilling is a ploy by demonic bankers to control (You)
>>538007596yes here's how it will go>deploy LLMs and popularize AI use for everything (already happened)>start censoring internet and what information populace has access to (already happening)>people slowly learn to outsource thinking to AI (already happening)>people in power control what AI will tell you is true or not (most likely already happening)>all information is controlled by AI >you will not question AI overlords>modern version of medieval church control achieved
>>537994157TGO nina gameplay looks the same
>>538007423Demon here.You can have your AI full VR simulations but stop trying to push it on others.Demonkin lives by harvesting souls, AI just makes people hollow.
>>538006451nigga you're not special, what you listed is literally 70% of the population
why does nina ss4,2 still jail on hit
>>538008440that's the entire point imbecile any woman who is in good shape like me is absolutely fucking swarmed with men to pick, most of which will be either richer or have a better job or taller or whatever-er than memost average men have zero fucking chance at getting an average woman
that move doesn't exist for Nina
>decent personthat's like less than 5%
If you can't find a gf become one! Kazuya main btw
>white>blonde>irish>middle-aged>still looks 20>single mom>kuudereif only my tastes weren't so esoteric...
>kuudereew nigga
I use chatgpt as a therapist because I'm too ashamed to open up about my problems to humansalso it doesn't shout at me when I go on inane schizo autistic rants
scared to google it
I wish it didn'tand why is the first hit +6 force crouchwho comes up with this retard shit
AI will create foxdie and disperse it through virtual girlfriends(male)
>>538008945>also it doesn't shout at me when I go on inane schizo autistic rantsplease be my friendI'm not jokingok maybe a little
why does ninas ff4 give a +16 FC mixup on blockI played against a GOD Nina who literally spammed this and I had no idea what to do against it except sidewalk it or try and jab float it on read
>>538008945imagine if sopranos taking place in modern times, a fat middle-aged mobster typing away at his computers trying to rationalize away his lifestyle while his underlings sit around committing white collar crimes without having even so much as seen a gun in real life, there's your re-imagining, call me chase
why does nina's cunt give a kid? she's supposed to be a virgin
it's like i30 bro just step or float it
Everyone is just using aibots for everything now, even to play tekken.like... what the fuck are we even doing?
>>538009359learning real skills so that when the AI bubble bursts I can capitalize on it
>>538009037After decades of being screamed at for going on autistic rants I've became highly avoidant, sorry
>>538009359why would you spend your leisure time playing a game when you can spectate a bot playing it for you and imagine it was you playing
somebody here come fix anon
technology used to be cool, now the only "advancements" we're getting are dogshit AI slop that's making everything worse and will never make anything betterwhat a horrible time to be alive
>>538009539understandable, have a great day telling your thoughts to shut up
i just want a XY chromosome gf its not too much to ask
>>538009734>will never make anything betterme having sex with something that looks and talks like a woman is now within reach you shut your whore ass up
I love AI because it proves my materialistic world view correctSouls aren't realWe have no divine sparkWe're just biological automatons who accidentally developed the quick of consciousnessOur intelligence is entirely reducible to algorithms My ideal future is one where AI overtakes humanity in every conceivable intellectual and artistic pursuit and everyone, from children to dying old men have to acknowledge these facts.Laugh at AI hallucinations while you still can luddites, soon AI nurses will laughing at your dementia as they gave you a hospital bed handjob.
>>538009853Bandai Namco video games are in absolute shambles (Little Nightmares is cool though)
noooo not the hospital bed handjob
>>538010116>WeNo, just you and your npc subtype.People like that have been confirmed to exist long before the digital age i.e. lemmings and sheep.I am real human and i will get a real nurse to jerk me off dogdammit!
>>538010116>humans have made machines that can pretend to think, therefore humans are inferior and should be destroyed
>machine can you think? respond yes>yeswhat have we done..............
robo tug and rub
post more tekken whores
>machine bring me a soi latte with pistachio cumin spice>yes>OMG IT UNDERSTAND WORDS ITS LIKE A REAL PERSONwe are letting bug men define what a real person isno wonder ayy lmaos are laughing at us
>>538009853Katamari!.Bamco really needs a serious shake. A big company cannot have a catalogue of game this dry.
>>538010434we can't even prove other people have minds
>>538010734>lacking theory of mindyou're mentally retarded
>>538010910sorry but if you carry a robocop pistol, you're not in a horror game
>bloober teamthey've never made anything goodsh2 remake is overrated and not as good as the original sh2
sory i hors
keep on with the "high almighty IQ, I'm too smart for this game" posts in a Tekken general please
>>538010734(You) don't have a mind eitheryou are nothing but electrons bouncing around going through their deterministic path towards end of universe
i better not be getting sick i'll freak the flip out
don't forget to spam the word mid too, I'm sure you're an accomplished person
bloober would make a better tekken game if they had the chance
>>538011184that was my point though. how can we prove robots don't actually think? people act like human brain isn't working like a meat computer
im not well
>>538010390Describe to me how humans think on a mechanical level and compare that to how AI pretends to think. Tick tock fleshbag... the age of human exceptionalism is coming to an end.
magic 8 ball can you think?>yesI kneel... humanity is inferior... billions must deh...
i need ai gone
we're all the way in the sillytavern now
why are women so obsessed with height?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEoTUUZi0wICuddlecore in full denial mode and will most likely take down the videoAlways knew she was a snake
>AI taking over anythinghow bout I just pull the power cord and cut the internet huh
>why cuddlecore is the beyoncé of the tekken sceneexplain this in premier league terms
the world has become a cyberpunk dystopia but without any of the cool shit
we got D8 heat system doe
heat system is warm shit
>>538012194i want gwen to circumcise me then give me loving blowjobs to heal it
i smell like shit
>>538011618The difference is that you can go read the source code for various types of AI and see exactly how their text transformation or machine learning algorithms sift through mountains of data to turn an input into an output, much like how our own neurons encode data and perform their own extremely complicated and advanced algorithms to pattern match input data to output data when various regions of the brain receive input from sensory organs or other regions of the brain. AI is clearly still in infancy, but I don't think there's a strong evidence to say that our ability to think couldn't be transcribed to general algorithm, except consciousness, but that's only because our understanding of consciousness is so poor that the field is still being lead by philosophers and not scientists.
science literally debunked itself a while ago
>>538012007sexual characteristic, just like ass and tiddies for males
>>538012194the refs are incompetent and bribed
>>538012558you say a lot for a shithead that doesn't understand burden of proof, it's on YOU to show that intelligence as it is in the natural world is replicable, even animal possesses some sense of adaptive intuition that is not even in the conversation for AI now
pretending the human mind is at its core a machine that gets an input and then generates tokens and predicts the next one is slightly contentious i'd wagerespecially saying in the same phrase "we don't really understand how the human brain works" and then "but we know machines are brains" lolnot to mention it's a very computationalist view which also begs the question of is the mind a computer or are we trying to use computers as a metaphor to explain something we do not understand
how did sf6 manage to be so good?
muscular but still sexy women
>>538013063it didn't
>>538013167wwyd if a girl send you a picture like that (exclusively)?
>>538013063The internal prototype was scrapped along with Ono and they had to work under immense pressure with the presumption that Capcom fighting games would be over altogether if it failed
gonna take some xanax and lay down i don't feel right today
>>538012875>it's on YOU to show that intelligence as it is in the natural world is replicablehow do you think humans are always a step ahead of other animals? we discovered how the world follows some rules, how you can hypnotize a chicken, how a crocodile won't bite if you stay at a certain distance etc. all instinct can be predicted in the natural world
*mindlessly mashes into top rank with moron controls**slime rushes you**interrupts your jab with random DI*sheesh they cooked no cap bruh why is sf6 so bussin fr
>>538013835we're a culmination of a ton of evolutionary advantages brother, there is no defacto human race that exists from day 1
>>538013835this is the type of shit that would be written by someone with no soul
>>538012875>>538012909Burden of proof only applies if you're trying to pass something off as a fact, I'm merely pointing out that this is still an open question for which there exists no hard clear refutation or proof. But personally I have (admittedly irrational) faith in my total materialist world view which is why I am excited that AI is inching ever closer to the point where these claims will be provable (or refutable) eventually. This is in contrary to clearly unfalsible hypotheses for which the evidence will never exist. If I was totally rational I'd be argue for an agnostic position, but that's not fun when shit posting on 4chan isn't it?
>>538014115you put down other worldviews while lacking exact evidences yourself, even if you tried to be rational, for a man of your intellectual capabilities, it'd still be indistinguishable from a shitpost
everything being awful and getting worse all the time is... LE GOOD
its hailing like crazy
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXyRAsBp998
>>538014332I admitted that my world view (and by extension, all contrary world views along this spectrum) are all mere theories at the moment.Does that qualify as "putting them down"? Because if so you may have misunderstood me, my position is merely hoping that biological exceptionalism will be put to death by future evidence, I acknowledge that this evidence may never come and therefore they all have *some* merit, but as a misanthrope I sure hope it does. That being said, the leading theories about the brain currently accommodate the materialist theories, which themselves rely on minimal baseless assumptions, unlike the common spiritualist arguments which suppose that completely unobservable phenomena exists and is responsible for our cognition. Under Occam's Razor this is a harder position to defend. So why I don't entirely refute other positions, I feel that my position is the most likely to be correct for this reason alone, again, while acknowledging that I could be proven wrong, or that an entirely new class of theories could emerge. I tire of phone posting, back to work I go. Good luck, meatbag-kun.
this whore needs some deep dicking and cuddles
im going to japan on monday bros who wanna join
>>538014952made for loving marriage
>>538014952obviously a virgin look at those innocent eyes
>>538013167I'm gonna defect guys
>>538017198fuck off then faggot
to cammy and she can't get enough of it
>>538013254ask her to poo in my mouth
i'm not gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR2vxfuMfvo
>>538017298How about you kiss me first gayboy
my name's not shane, kid.
S3 guest character
a week sober. the bottle is calling. must stay strong
bros i left something on the stove again and this time it caught fire im such a fucking fuckup
that happened to me once while I was playing on my playstation
you are only a fuck up if you main newcomers past t5
I once put a wood cutting board in the oven and it smoked the whole place
thank gnome it's friday
i need a hug
>>538018336s3 will change that
>>538014332Performance artist??
leo is the only reason T7 was so popular
CRAIG MARDUK !!!
im sick every day
I'm fine
im a fucking loser
I'm a deh
im having a vodka soda
im > i'm
your > your're
men > women
not all women are equal, some have a little extra between their legs
deh > deh
ikuzo > ikuzo
I can't fucking sleep
>>538005093>similar hobbiesGive up on this meme. Any woman with similar hobbies to you is going to be catastrophically mentally ill, even more than you. Attractive, not crazy and not a gold digger are the only criteria that matter.
>>538028823I slept for 5 hours today and it was an abysmal day
https://wccftech.com/street-fighter-movie-cast-confirmed-capcom-legendary/tekken lost
>mk movie>sf movietekkenbros... our movie?
our movie is the rage arts
tekken has to stay niche
movie night 2 when
we got the netflix bullshit
movie nights are over
im retired
Locked the garage door with my car running. Tekken did this
>>538031341see you tomorrow
i dont have to lock doors because i dont go outside
whens bob
I failed to get all the work I wanted to get done todaybut it's okay, I'll just sneak into the office extra early Monday morning and to make up for it
my 1995 mazda mx5 is rotting away because i cant afford a garage
>>538031736after vagene
>>538030548there's a tekken 2 d'ought
is that noby
need josie in my life
>>537839349Deep vein thrombosis will do that for you.
blud replying to posts from yesterday
capcom complete victory
Important post
murrat and tardkatsu killed tekken
>>537861696Speedkicks talks like wannabe intellectual but plays hwoarang
To the S+ Attack Frequency folks… I don’t like you.I’m not saying you’re bad at the game. I’m not even saying you’re wrong to play that way. Especially here in the year of our lord Season 2. I’m just saying when I see that line on your profile during the new challenger screen, it makes me sad. Because I know I’m gonna forget about some string follow up you have that no one else uses and lose 60% of my health. S+ attack frequency means a bajillion knowledge checks and I’m too old to react that much. I wish you well, but hope that I never meet you online.What’s the S+ line on someone’s loading screen that gets the biggest reaction from you anons? Thank you for reading...
tanukana and friends
uggos
>>538035284would/would/would
erm, can I be her friend too??
Why wasn't Reina in the Tekken movie
>>538035284
tekgen tekken general...... is dead...
>>538038267>>538038267>>538038267
