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THE GOAT
Meisho Doto
will monies ever get more usesi already maxxed out every card i own
https://youtu.be/4KzUSqUW9LU
>>537888597>omg Doto is... le evil glowy eyes????????
>>537888557nice edit
threesome with trainers and trainees
>>537888640>he farmed for a resource that everyone will have a surplus of in timecool
No sex with Teio today.
>>537888557cute suzuwife
looklook upon the soul of a slopper
WITGOD HAS SPOKENDO NOT LISTEN TO GASLIGHT DANCERS TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU TO GO BELOW 1K STAMINA AND LESS THAN 3 GOLD RECOVERIES
dang the jannies are fast
>>537888640Even rares?Lets see the race bonus
>>537888771i like her trainer
>>537888771you know that the whole point of blacked is the character is white right
ReminderGOLSHIGAME
>>537888868Bold of you to assume I can get decent speed on the stamina ap
>>537888878was someone posting lewd shit again naughty naughty naughty
>>537888868ZA WARUDO WAS STRONG
>>537888090how much money do you get for races?
turbo milf
>>537888868i can't borrow mlb creek doe
https://x.com/oguricapuma1/status/1963433219904188811this is so epic O.O
>>537888956Just lower your speed
umamusume .... is ... is a...WITGAME
we only need 1000 stam + 2 golds the simulator is gaslighting us WITGOD drops a vid ackshually we need 1500stam+guts and 3 golds to be safe
>>537889083Why not?
>>537888868every time i get 3 cooldowns the rest of my run is shit. mejiro mcnugget drops deep breaths or doesn't show up at all on 90% of runs. this shit is impossible
>>537889161have to borrow kitasan
>5 people on speed>fail the 3%AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why is it whenever I get Long S Golshi just fucks the run over? I've given up on getting spurt, am convinced it doesn't exist. It's a trick fabricated by youtubers. I've never seen it once from the hishiama card, the golshi card may as well not exist, and double circle affinity inheritance is such bad odds when you have 3 tries every 24 hours it may as well not exist either>inb4 get the inheritance spark nativeand have a 1* wits parent with a 20% chance of dropping the skill? Rather have my 6* stam or 8* power for an ace run
>>5378891763 golds* brain fried
>>537889152The figure I heard a week and a half ago was 1100 stam + 420 wit for 1200 speed. I don't know why it takes captain engrish to make people listen to this.
>>537889176I had a couple runs where I got S or even SS stamina + 3 gold recoveries, but no acceleration skills, no Long S. I'll run those umas anyway, but non-whales have much fewer options. p2w, after all.
Any club for a strapping young lad? I have 76m fans. ID: 458944833401
>>537889243>and have a 1* wits parent with a 20% chance of dropping the skill?this is what i did for cancer cupit worked but my long S groundwork every green under the sun god unit just barely loses to max speed max power with nothing but firm conditions on the simperhaps skills are a spook
>>537889243she hates you in particular
>>537889243It's much more consistent with a taishin parent with 3* you can couple with an uma with her as the parent too or a guest with sparks. But yeah if you didn't roll for Taishin you're pretty limited.
>>537889459pools closed
Name a bigger gigachad than maruzensky
anyone saved that vid of spechan eating a donut and oguri standing beside in disbelief cus she wanted a bite lol
>>537889471mile S* i didn't prepare a long unit for cancer I'm only mostly retarded
>>537889592me
>>537888805dang is that some gourmet fucking grass right there
>>537889347According to the reference doc, 920 stam is enough to be barely competitive with 2 goldsHard to tell what the actual truth is, so many people spurt out wrong information or just like to lie for fun on the internet
>>537888771Some dummy on /trash/ woulda made this for you by hand if you just asked. At least then the text would be legible.
>Stressing yourselves over pvp event #2 out of 1000oh no you're not going to have the platinum title, hope you guys don't ragequit the moment you open TT to see a random SEA slumlord with it
>>537889592>hottest uma in the entire lineup>is americanwhat did Cygames mean by this?
>>537889824
CM rooms up, test your uma NOW290814757418235482150996
I'm tired of seeing her in dirt races
Holy shit. How many years until we can roll on this Amazon? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SH2mek3guLw
>>537889954
>>537881253I saw a 1100/1100 end mayano mogged by a 1000/1000 goldship yesterday. witgod is right. Cm2 is indeed a golshi game
>>537890061>18
Are you having fun, anons?
>>537889950It means the Yakuza don't care if Cygames lewds her.
>>537890347I would be if I could borrow more than 3 times per day
>>537889826>Keep in mind the Recovery Consistency, as this chart assumes they active, and at good times>Straight recoveries like Cooldown and Breath activate well around 60% of the timeread nigger, read
>>537890261some people say Narita Taishin is the best uma for this, others say Golshi. I'm running a 950/1100 Golshi with no Long S and no spurt, we'll see how I fare in Group B....
>>537890347I failed multiple 2%s
since a lot of people barely have stamina, seems like front urara to block lucky pace with nice nature is the way, I'll give them every end closer debuff to cuck the stamlet golshis
>>537888565Isn't this a child?
God, I hate Special Week so much
>>537890538my wife is so cute
>>537890548*front runs you*
>>537890573no silly thats a petite 18 year old
>>537890419Or borrow two guest umas, or have more/faster regenerating TP, etc. Apparently nips get 15 borrows/day. I'd be happy with 5, because that's about the daily limit of f2p careers
>go 3/3 on uma with 20% stam growth>still can't hit 1200 stam despite decimating my speed growth
>>537890519Taishin will win assuming her and goldship has equal stats and skills. The problem with taishin is that she's a massive pain to train.
>>537890548Front urara reduces stamina consumption because of the pace down mechanic, so you are neutering your own strategy. If you want to prevent lucky pace you are better off bringing an actual front runner.
>>537890504>but you don't have many better options aside from getting 300+ stamina insteadread nigger read
>>537890519During JP, Narita Taishin was more popular since she had an easy gold spurt.Gooks optimized Gemini with their foresight and Golshi turned out to be the better ace.
I'M NOT TRAINING MORE GOLSHISFUCK YOU
Which ace uma for cm3 if I don't have Ogureddit? Daiwa, Vodka or Grass?
hmmm what happened there
So close...
I'm beginning to think power actually matters since no one can pass my gold ship if they have less power than her despite having more speed.
>>537890807>also assume no debuffs btwbtwso take the better option and jack it up
Why don't global players just unite to run sub-1000 stamina horse in CM2, so the requirements are not too high?
>>537890817>During JP, Narita Taishin was more popular since she had an easy gold spurt.that makes a ton of sense. This doc/vtubers seem to come from the JPfags, not gooks/chinks, hence "Narita is Gemini goat."
for white spark farming, if parents/grandparents also have the same white spark there's a higher chance of getting that spark at the end of the run, correct? Do the stars also influence this chance or is a 1 star as good as a 3 star for this purpose?
>>537890745the other being that not a lot of trainers will have her except whales/exceptionally lucky. On the other hand, if you do have her, I'd imagine you'd be more likely to be a player dedicated enough to prep her for the cm
>>537891015because we are all crabs in a bucket
Pokke is very submissive in bed
>"when i was little...">oh you mean like right now?
>>537891015you first
>Another 3 borrows wastedI hate my luck
>>537891015Prisoner's dilemma, kitten, look it up
>>537890745>she's a massive pain to trainWorse than Golshi/Creek? why? >t.doesn't have taishin
>>537891201I love you
fukukitaru ult has the potential to do really funny things like push a golship into another honse's lane
>>537891294she has plot disease
heh... if no one brings a gold shiti am guaranteed to win
>>537890347I'd be having more fun if this game just gave me the 3* I need, and then another 3* on top of that would be nice too>>537891015Why not just run G dirt G long harus at that point? Why bother making the competitive part of the game competitive at all?
>>537891394Spe chan...
>>537891201>jobs her debut race everytime
>>53789129420% Guts growth rateTends to get depressedHas some fuck ass early racesHas a special event that gives her -3 mood and practice poor 2 days after Classic Summer and then you get a Long race against buffed umasYou have to recover from Practice poor and get her mood up on the next race after that to get a super buff to stats and practice or the run is bricked
>>537891015Sure.We're all gonna be running bare minimum stam and recoveries right, bros?
>>537890347vodka is the only one I can reliably hit the ura finale in. someday I will have 9* ura finale parents
>Get to URA finale>Two cards with 50 specialty priority finally stack on the same tile
>>537891394SpeChud...
Bwos I’m just gonna pray for my aces
>>537891234>last borrow of the day>run going great, orange bonds by hopeless stakes>classic year begins>fail 5% training>mood down from good to awful>practice poor>takes two turns to cure>take her on a date to raise mood>get claw game>do it perfectly each time>still fail each time>rest>mood down + night owl>takes twice to heal>look at stats>satsuki sho is in 3 turns, D/D/E+/F/F>run is definitely bricked>do nothing but races to punish this horse until she jobs a career>gluesometimes your run is just FUCKED
>>537891015we should also collab to buy carats for poorfags
>failed an 8% training before debutthank you RNG machine very cool
If you have subpar speed and 1200 stam +3 golds your uma will literally never win against goldshit on the finish lineIf you have capped speed and subpar stamina that relies on golds you have an actual chance of winning if they proc
So what did we learn for this cm?
>>537891576
Any open clubs I have 24M fans and taurus platinum title 342761474698
>>537891201the most feminine uma
>>537891576Tazuna is practically mandatory for Taishin, the way I train her is I prep the fourth Taz date before the plot AIDS for an instant cure and mood boost.
>win literally every race>reach ura finals unbeaten>2nd place 3 times in a rowKingu...
>>537888470Is Cygames ever going to have a Web Store dedicated to Umamusume? Or has that not happened even on JP?
>that look
>>537891816my sister was training Pasa and that happened to her. I was sitting in the study doing a Golshit run when I heard an enraged scream.
/uma/ - gaslight general
>>537892143numba wan
How many times is maru going to proc goldie oldiesI haven't been able to train in 8 turns
>>537892220What is your favorite Gaslight you have seen on here?
this just beat everyone
>>537892220that's not true, anons know that lying on the internet is a SIN
>>537892330post deck
>>537892328People rolling for the super creek banner "to upgrade the SRs" and ending up with a bunch of cleats and a bunch of guts sr MLB was the funniest
>shitters with sub 1000 stam in r1 and r2>metafaggots get fucked by skill proc rng in the finalsYeah I'm thinking I'll luck chad my way to first place
>>537892125jp webstore exists
>>537891015This CM is literally just a test of if you can idiot proof your Umas.So much shit just does not matter if you can't get stamina requirements consistent. Goldship is really strong but she's relying on Spurt to really dangerous degree which means Pace Chuds with good stamina + blues can just win if they hit the requirements properly
>>537892330Erm stamina grifterbros?
You wanted a hint?
do you max out her friendship?
>>537892576Interesting what are the prices on there compared to the store? Is it like 15% lower in price as a whole? Because I do hope Cygames eventually does that for Global.
>>537892707Why the FUCK does this have late surger savvy
>>537890347Grinding careers/sparks is the least fun thing in the game.
i know it is rng but today i failed a fuck ton of trainings and URA racesthis retard failed like 12 speed trainings and failed her URA Semis
Shark teeth
EASY MODO?!
>>537892720>starts putting out in the third year, if at all>never in any trainingWhy is this so much more common than with Tazuna? That's a lady that knows how to treat a toreina right.
>>537892720It's either I max her out or I barely see her at all the entire run, no inbetween
>>537892707I don't even have this card even though it's free...
pace is king
>>537892852Have you seen Spe's schizophrenic potential level skills?
>>537892878 (me)wrong pic it was this one (mcqueen failed her trainings yesterday too)
>>537892921zako pussy
>>537892915double pleasure
>>537892550I did it for creek rather than the SRs but it worked for me, other than Tosho 2lb cuck, every SR that matters is MLB
4 wins, 6 losses in CM roomsI think that's good enough...
0 wins, 10 losses in CM rooms...I think that's enough
>>537892915I want the to bite my shoulder
>>537891015This sounds like a MrBeast challenge
im starting to think that i've been gaslighted into thinking that pace chasers are bad in cm2
>>537893643How about you finish writing your sentence first?
>don't have Oguri Cap Pow SSR>got to her 2nd event chainwhat the fuck? literally how? did i use up all of my uma luck on that? how are random events for support cards not in your deck or you don't own even picked out?
>>537893694There is nothing Oguri could possibly be bad at at this stage of the game other than sprints
>only 1 taishin in the past 7 cm rooms
>>537893694everything is bad in cm2do NOT run cm2
>>537893809Gottem
>>537893694Anime teio comes with two gold recoveries and a good unique. People are just comparing it with a perfectly built Taishin or Gold Ship, which will win every time. What you'll actually see in CM rooms is going to be all over the place.
>>537893809>900 speed>turf F and long Dnigga i think this urara is too fast
>>537893895uhm they are actually winning against perfect whale decks i even saw a late rice shower win
>>537893694yes, if no one else runs front and pace, then their pace will always be front you're being gaslighted as always
>event that has a chance to trigger fast learner didnt trigger fast learnergluenext run
>>537893914>long D on urarabut she's a girl
i think people forcing end just for spurt are hard trolling just get stats
>>537892095practice poor doesnt affect races. i try to luck into karaoke or crane game when the lung cancer hits and cure practice poor later.
>>537894181Imagine the hickies..
Giving in to Mayano’s sexual advances
>>537891746>>mood down from good to awful-3 mood practice failure event is impossible to get if the failure rate was only 5%
>>537894289you tell memy end closer mayano is eating shit
>>537894519we got tricked by jewtubers to run end mayaflop
>lose the derby in Teio's career because she late started into BROCKED by a fat ass generic uma>she spends the rest of the career crying because she didn't get the triple crown
no horny
The Golshi in my last CM room beat everyone (including my golshi) with 1200/1050/900/400/400, two golds and Long S. No spurt. Also in the race were a Narita, a Teio, and a Mcqueen. I think I'll try a max stam inheritance and 4spd/2stam, might get better results. And if I luck out and get Long S too, all the better. All in all, useful information was gained.
>>537894103
>be in a funny random club>people play casually, post stickers, and constantly request shoes>one day most of them just fucking disappear and dont log in againdang time to schmove, is there any /uma/ club that's just focused on sharing shoes and logging in more often than once a week?
>>537894407Taking Mayano to your apartment, sitting her down and then making her listen to the AC7 OST while quoting all of Matias Torres' lines to her
do real life horses get mood downs when they look at clouds?
>>537894723how are you gonna trade shoes if people aren't at work a bare minimum logging in twice a day
>>537894510mood effect from friend support cards also influences mood trajectory, I think that's what happened.
>Nightowl right before Summer Camp
>>537894867your brain must be dissected and studied to figure out how you came to such a wild conclusion
How many races i should do if i'm training an uma for the CM?
>>537894827Brian would get an awful mood if she saw basically anything that wasn't grass or another horse
Which Fighter Jet is Mayanos favorite?
>Watch the 4th anniversary video>Hear Cesario's voice>Urge to pull, breed and raise a family with herHow many years must i wait until she's in the game?
Why does one need a Dia plush that big?
>>537894827real horses sometimes get spooked by their own shadows, so yes just about anything can set them off
>>537895035That scene chick from /gif/
>second lowest 1-day fan earner of my club
>>537895097isn't she spe's daughter?
Left or right?
>>537894952>resting the day before, rather than the penultimate day then racing takarazuka or wit training
>>537893809You're acting as if Taishin needs to be gimped even more than she already is just by being an End Closer that doesn't have Goldship's unique
>>537895140you know exactly why
not a bad run, if she would have gotten 200 more speed i could have used her, both beach were bad, 8 training and none of then got more then 2 rainbowshe has a easier time with stamina so i think i will swap some stamina spark for speed
>>537895035the obvious answerF-14
So now that silksong is out why aren't you playing real video games instead of minimal viable products designed to mentally abuse you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LNzH495CQI
>>537895252Right easy. The stamina and wit differences are not significant enough to make a difference.
Raisu has grown this big!
>Steam crashedWill we get apolocarats?
>>537895243Yep.Spe has a great bloodline.
>>537895468wtf acerola mentioned
>>537895252obviously left, right is getting stamina checked
>>537895468I'm a weeb first gamer second
>>537895607KIROV REPORTING
>>537895252right if you want to gamble
Are there any clubs open?
>>537886520I'm an absolute shitter with NOTHING, but I did single free roll anime Tokai Teio. Should I build her for CM using my NOTHING or is Gold Ship just better still? With NOTHING.
>>537895607Maruzensky boned Fukukitaru's god...
>>537895097why is her voice so alluring?
>>537895697i think Tokai Teio should wear NOTHING
>>537895468bwo I didn't even finish the first one that shit's boring
>>537895602I got late to work - i want apologemsI got yelled at by my mom - i want apologemsI frew up - i want apologemsI bought pag-pag but it was rotten - i want apologemsGrass Wonder died - i want apologemsKoichi Watanabe just had sex at a soapland - i want apologems
>>537895607>Sir Gaylord
>>537895825How can you find it boring there's more gameplay than umamusume.
>>537895502>>537895626>>537895694So left for safety, right if I'm a high roller?
>anime teio comes with 2 gold recoveriesholy GASLIGHT
>>537895607how many umas cygames add per month on the jp version? I doubt they add 3-4 like in global right?
Teio sex time
we need an uma musume kpop collab to save the game
My Goldship keeps getting blocked, maybe I should've brought nimble navigator...
Teio fracture time
>double circles, according to gametora nearly 200 affinity before race bonuses>28 white sparks of varying star quality>14* in long>Only activations outside of blue sparks in two inspirations is a single right handedHonestly why even bother.
>Alt costume umas don't get new career, just some new eventsIt was all just a scheme for Cygames to be lazy, right?
>>537895723Because the VA was/is clearly a singer, i suppose.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kKNR8tbwK0She comes in at around 5 minutes.
Only for MAKWEEENN
Fingering Teio until she lets out a Miraculous Squirt while she's having a Sky High Teio Orgasm
>>537895972https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/100302-tokai-teio>race planner>miraculous stephe is rightone doesnt help though because its medium only
>>537896236they are warming up before our threesome starts
*pokes your uma*
Yeah, I think I'm resigning myself to being a second-class Taurus Platinum citizen
damn, half of these horses sound like they'd die or would rather die without their trainer by the end of senior year
I thought my golshi which was a god run except no cooldown was glue, but looking at /uma/ I think 1157 stam + max standard/max kyoto and 2 golds is positioned alright
>>537892738same thing except you get extra (unpaid) jims
>>537896528
sdado da :Ddogai deiodeio sdeb da :DDDD
Imagine being such a bad trainer, you don't get Swinging Maestro after 3 long years...
>>537894979too many golshi runs will do that to a toreina
>>537895707Lady Shiraoki is Shiraoki's granddaughter
alexa play koi wa derby
>>537896569Some of them literally think that training all day 24/7 without a rest means getting faster without repercussions
I am SEA.Which Uma is for me?
>>537896069at most 2, lately it's been only one a month
>>537895965idk im gaslighting you
>>537896190why would the same character have a different career?
>>537896196sex
>>537896190Unrinocally yes
>>537896990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XztyaX5KJzAThis has the full version for every main singer uma.Enjoy.
Who the fuck is Shiraoki-sama?
>>537896860hishi amazon
>>537896196this is very nice song
>>537896190The careers are based on the races the hornse actually ran. They can't have a different career cause the hornse never ran those races.
Gururun GuruRUUUUUN
>>537894827Yeshttps://youtu.be/tFGrJEBn0_A?t=58s
Clubros are just straight up dropping uma left and right, I got 4 that got kicked due to not logging in and another 3 on the way.Im not even sure what happened since they didnt mention they're quitting or got tired of the gameIs it true the 89% win rate dropped the game as well?Maybe people saying that the Hachimoon period is over is actually real.
>>537894103Oh come on, it's my day off
>>537897213boy you better train that guts. All that speed wont help you if you don't reach the minimum guts amount.
>>537897213I can hear it, her dumb noises
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DRAGON OF DOJIMA DOING IN TRACEN
>>537897247im on the verge of quitting too>cm prep requires many hours a day>banners require $300-500 every month>cm prep now gets evaporated as soon as new meta horses drop>only 3 borrows a daythe game is way fucking too time consuming
Why do umas have long phones but normal-sized smartphones?
>>537897395>He thought the sponsors of the entire thing don't get a cameobwo...
>>537897247I think it's a combo of either people getting BTFO'd during the last CM and those who see the forever treadmill of monthly CMs coming. URA fatigue.
>>537897247If your club lost rank or something in the last evaluation, that's often a reason people will drop and look for a better one. Or if the leader's response to the drop was more strict requirements or something, that will also chase some people away. It's kind of unfair, but moving up in the rankings means people relax and have more fun, but falling means they mostly get stressed.
Correct answer for>moral standpoint>teacher standpoint>gameplay standpoint
>>537897247I think some people are realising how they have no chance in PvP or got unlucky and lost anyways. On top of the gacha rates and needing MLB cards for them to actually start performing well is another hit. I'm not suprised as most games get hyped up due to streamers and content creators, but ultimately Umamusume has ancient slot machine UI on top of the usual gacha greediness.
>>537897451Anon? Your brain reps?
>>537896879Left has the better stat spread so I’m gonna go with that.
>>537897395>Hey, you there! You like uma racing? Check out this prototype robot uma musume!>Hmm, a robot uma musume, huh...?>substory jingle
SUPREME COMMANDER OF JAPAN
>>537891576actually her special event isn't that bad, it's her random mood down is annoying
>>537897247Not everyone has the raw gumption to be an uma trainer. It was always expected that the weak would fail.
>>537897219I love that in horse racing a horse, or a whole field of them, can get loose and everyone just goes "welp that's a stage hazard now" instead of stopping the race
>>537897540>moral standpointFuji Kiseki has bigger breasts. She's right>teache standpointi will side with the one with the bigger breasts>gameplay standpointFuji Kiseki outfit is more sexy. I'll take her side
>>537897540No one that wins and becomes a legend is ever remembered for apologizing. And that's the only outcome the trainer should be after and the only possible moral consideration for an uma.
>>537897540>moral standpointYou should be honest and apologize>teacher standpointYou should be honest and apologize>gameplay standpointDepends if you want Lone Wolf or not and if the mood down is worth it for Lone Wolf.
>>537897710Wow, I never thought about it like that.
>spica trainer carrying horseshoes like it's nothing>gave it to mcqueen>even she, an uma musume, calls it heavySo that trainer was never human huh?
>>537897540The only reason to take the bottom option is if you want a mood down. Getting a mood down at the right moment can be helpful because then you can mood train for energy and maybe a claw machine.
>>537897247The game stagnates very quickly if you are F2P
>>537897247A bunch of my jpbros noped out when they saw this month's schedule. Cyjews isn't really giving global any extra resources to make up for the breakneck schedule.
>>537897540>How about I teach you a cool spell instead called pregnancy?>How about I teach you a cool spell instead called pregnancy?>How about I teach you a cool spell instead called pregnancy?
>>537897710Is it time for Fuji posting?
>>537897451Probably be too expensive compared to use something like earbuds.Speaking of, how much extra would an uma have to pay to have a hole in their pants or skirts for their tail?
>>537897451long smart phones would be dumb
>>537897335you are babysitting a teenager anon, you don't have days off
>>537896196>>537897115>tfw ur waifu is relegated to being a background dancer but she still got it
>>537897540Lone wolf x3 unless your intended target is part of a field that already has lone wolf slotted, then it's just x2a momentary mood down is less impactful than a permanent speed boost in career and a guaranteed cuck to other lone wolves outside of it
I like Kawakami Princess but the way that she has that extremely intense A10 stare with her weird pupils 24/7 is somewhat jarring
>>537897912Less than a month until I can blow all of my carats on her.
>>537897163>The careers are based on the races the hornse actually ranbullshit. there are multiple umas that have different races depending on how they perform/what you choose
>>537897540the correct answer is I'm going to cum inside Sweep Tosho's pussy multiple times consecutively.
>>537888868>>537889117>4LB KB>MLB Creek>several MLB SRsINGMII can't borrow all of these.
>>537898080the RoB artist that designed her just likes those eyes, look at dasca
>>537898080Her eyes reminds me of Higurashi when they go full schizo
>>537898080>extremely intense A10 stare with her weird pupilswhat the fuck are you talking about
>>537897540>Correct answer for>>moral standpointPunitive babymaking sex>>teacher standpointPunitive babymaking sex after a scolding>>gameplay standpointYou only had Fuji Kiseki's best intention in mind, right? - Lone wolf is gae.
>>537898198luckletbwo..
>>537897247we're unironically playing an inferior product. we should have all of the qol that jp has AND we should have at least one new career by now. i've been thinking of soft dropping the game but i'm a club leader so i don't want to do that to my bros
MATIKANE TANNHAUSER IS EXTREMELY CUTE
>>537898101>>537897912literally ryan but with a proper haircut
>>537897247they realized the game is literally pay 2 win and the "just run with your oshis bwo" was a massive psyop
>>537898395I also started after the KB banner.
>>537895468I can't even purchase it, steam page keeps crashing
>>537895468whenever i don't have energy i just play dwarf fortress and watch the tabern brawls while i listen music
>>537889243>Last borrow of the day>Get distance S and Spurt in senior year>Start failing 6% trainings>Mood down mood down mood down>Creek fucks off forever after 2nd chain eventFucking painful.
>>537898367she has cat eyes and they look weird
>>537898435
>>537898501"j-j-j-just play with whoever you like!!!!" is bullshit in every other game spouted by retards that don't actually want to play or discuss the game and just want a thread to circlejerk inThe entirety of umas is PVP against other players so of course that you'll lose every time if you're a shitter like in every competitive game
Is the mile CM going to be a shitshow of front runners with groundwork + tail held high + etc, el condor pasa stacked with one billion mid-race skills, and late runners with every straight/end-race acc known to mankind?
Everyone went back to grubble, because KMR actually respects their players unlike uma
>>537898656she is being toyed with by forces beyond her comprehension
>>537894723>Really "love" the game>pvp event>Quit itIncredibly fragile egosI even told some guy to pace himself because it's a marathon not a sprint that eventually gets better, and to treat it as a casino disguised as mobile gameSeemingly out of nowhere, "I quit, can't keep up + burn out"he even spent money
>>537895468fuck off back to /v/
>>537898410KR version I heard got QoL day 1 not sure if accelerated or not correct me if Im wrong. But if theres a turnover of like 1/2 in just 2 weeks I might call it quits because the higher rank clubs will be sweaty with quotas
>>537898713hope you have that borrow slot free for oguri SSR bwo ;)
God I wish she was releasing earlier...
>>537898656why the mambo is in a concentration camp?
>>537895915>Go into boss fight and do nothing until you figure out the pattern>Get one or two hits in and dodge 4 times for the next 4 minutesNo thanks fag, I'd rather gamble.
>>537898649it reminds me more of a snake
>>537898818uooooooo IM END CLOSING
>>537898785KR got boosted Kitasan rates immediately(0.75% instead of our 0.5%) and 10 daily borrows with a much better pace
>cap speed before last summer>keep training speed anyway>end up with 1000 power>without power parentso this is why power card is useless
look i understand we cant get all of the QOL JP got but must we really spin the bingo wheel 25 times
>>537897247Pretty sure I was kicked out anyways. All the more reason to hang up my hat.
>>537898443I don't really know Ryan too well, but from the lobby events I got the impression that I wouldn't like her personality (and her haircut is very off-putting). I want to roll on Fuji as I really liked her in the movie; her confidence and mature attitude make her more appealing to me than any of the other umas.
Basically, I'm just gonna keep using my oshis.I know, I KNOW! Ugh... I know. I'm sorry. But basically, I'm just not gonna roll for Christmas Oguri and I'm gonna keep using my oshis. Sorry!
>>537897912always time for fuji posting
>>537898125those are just filler
>>537899069this, why they can't give us some x10 spins option?
>>5378987711 guy in my club was like 2 million a month rate and he dropped the game, not sure why he even bothered logging in for the entire month then just suddenly drop it.
>>537899069nyes
>>537898785>>537899037cygames are treating global as third class citizens
>>537898643I'm going to try running max stamina inheritance (have a native 6* that isn't awful), 4spd/2stam. Have 0lb creek and kita, which mlb should I borrow, Kita or Creek?
>>537899176School started back up
>1000 price coinsi dont want to spin the wheel anymorei want to be happy
>>537899158which means the careers aren't 100% based on their irl careers
Reminder that mcqueen is unironically evil
This is enough STA for the CM?
Nyoooooo almost good
>>537899069what, you don't rike all those medium shoes?
>>537899512>iron will
>>537899069you will listen to maya say IKUYOOOOOO and you will like it
>
>>537899492she's protecting everyone else from ryan's lice
>>537899176Set up my club to invite only because watching 1m fan randoms joining to collect login dailies and NOTHING else was getting grating.God bless Chrono Genesis, by the way.
>>537899315If I stick around a declining game, will I still be surrounded by whales or casual for years to come or will Cygames just shut it down due to poor performance>>537899412ooooh fuck you're right theres still students playing the game.
>>537899069>look i understand we cant get all of the QOL JPYes we can. Cyjews are just that fucking lazy
>>537899620>God bless Chrono Genesis, by the way.She's truly the best
>>537899512>Iron Will>BOFA deez nuts>591 power>no spurt
umaooooo is free falling
>>537899492what a bitch
>>537899512This better not be your ace bro
>>5378960692 uma +2 alts at the end of the month was the standard for 2 years on JP.but they had the seasonals utterly fucked in general to fit the halloween+harvest festival+christmas+newyear+valentine alts all back to back starting late september with halloween and ending lat janurary for valentine.
>>537897137
>>537899512Yes. Iron Will probably won't do anything for you, and it's 50/50 whether BoFA will, but the stamina is good. Power is very low, and speed needs to be higher. Getting S/S/A/C/C would be a consistent baseline, but that's really hard to do without an mlb deck, which non-whales won't have.
>>537899492Why are women like this? They also compliment fat chicks while getting mad if you compare them to one
>>537898649*L4D2 charger noise*
>>537899674>If I stick around a declining gameIf things continue as they are, only the most dedicated players will stay, mostly because of sunk cost fallacy. As long as whales are still spending cyjews won't shut it down
>>537899708My cute autistic keiba wife…
>>537899854>check release timeline>she NEVER gets this as a real altFUUUUUUCK
>>537899817it's a competition strategy. They'll tell acquaintences that men like fat chicks (few men are truly architects) so that they'll look better by comparison if their social circle is fatter.
Bed and pelvis shattering uma sex with Kawakami Princess
>>537899492It's just a fact that if girls say another girl looks cool = she means she looks like a boy.
>>537899854I like how so many umas have blue eyes
>>537900001If they get an alt in a card, they never get that alt as an outfit.Just the nature of the game and it SUCKS.
>>537898771I got lucky the danchode in the random club I joined is an ultra sweat tryhard. Man is whaling and has like 7 accounts. 3 of those are sitting above 100m+ fans
>>537899774sometimes I wonder if people would roll for some alternates if they weren't meta, like the christmas one
new day and shit
>>537900414If they like the umas of course they would, but not as many. Some anons rolled for wedding maya(me) and she's not meta.
it's a new day!
>>537900619me and which uma
>laggy UI made me slip up and donate only 1 shoe againTHIS SHIT FUCKING SUCKS AHHHH
>>537899854>*L4D2 Charger noises*This is what I i hear when Nice Nature shoulder checks me
>>537900371
>>537900619I need this but Teio or Matikanefukukitaru
>>537900518>Here's today's login bonus!Is it her pussy juice?
>>537897859I got 5 SSR uma currently and all spark cant come soon enough. Thats the only thing that prevents me from quitting as a f2p since Cyjews actually gave me a good roll. But if the trend of players leaving is too much, maybe I'll hang it up as well.>>537897431>the game is way fucking too time consumingThis shit is real when Im travelling I only do 1 Bakushin career for the dailies and trade shoes. If I have nothing to do at home, could easily do 5 careers a day.>>537897903If you mean min-max by whales yes its hard, but its not my problem since I never won a single practice room with /uma/ but still manage to get 2nd place in B bracket finals.
Does Friend Points for supporting a player mean they used your uma or your support card?
I need this character to have more porn
>>537900570personally at least I think a wedding dress has more appealing than a christmas or harvest one. But I also know cygames add these cause it's 10 times easier than making a whole new career for a new uma
Can someone help me figure out which speed cards should I generally be using?I have lvl 45 spe(joined just a touch too late), lvl 45 sweep tosho, lvl 45 nrt taishin, lvl lvl 35 silence suzuka, lvl 35 tokai teio, lvl 30 kitasan black, 30 eishin flash, lvl 30 nishino flower. Other than just putting sweep tosho in every deck and using suzuka for front/taishin for end/spe for pace I'm having trouble deciding the last 1 or 2 cards on most characters.
>>537899854big weddings
>>537900746IT'D BE OKAY IF IT WAS 20 SHOE DONATIONS BUT NO IT'S 10 INSTANCES OF DONATIONS SO I'M OUT -10 CLUB POINTS FOR THE DAY SINCE I WAS BEING CONSIDERATE AND DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO HAVE TO DONATE 1 SHOE TO ACCOUNT FOR MY FUCK UP
>redditspacing
>>537900861Same
>>537900825 meant for this >>537900619
>>537900771>teio>boobs
>>537900619this but nishino flower
>>537900771Teio barely have something to grab
I don't like Teio or her baby voice.The Teio Step is pretty cute though.
>>537900414Mostly why JP Uma made so much money.A lot of people on JP rolled for the halloween alts, super creek alt activated a lot of neurons and rice shower alt is one of the most popular none-meta alts in the game (and arguably better than base rice even if her unique is awkward)
>>537901057>>537901043theres a mcqueen image where trainer sinks his fingers deep into her breasts, like that one
>>537900570At least her Cat alt is meta but it's like 3 years away...
>>537901289this one? but he's pinching her nipples not her boobs
>>537900861I hate when that happens. I don't know WHY it's an option to donate 1 or 2 it's so stupid a system.
Happi Happi Lucky sex
>>537900414Is Daiwa Scarlet non meta?I'd pull for her but she's year 2Sweep, He/she wedding meta? Those 2 are far away as well
>>537901393>3 yearsI need it NOW
3 spd/3 stam or 4 spd/2 stam for taishin deck?
I created uhhhsomething, I guess. Those recoveries are never activating, but hey she's my first A+I think it could be much better. I didn't see a single quad or penta rainbow this run, and I did fail 2 triple rainbows too
Just curious but does anyone know what the order of operations in golden inspirations is? Do you roll to check whether it's gold and if it is you have bonus % to hit stuff or is it you hit a bunch of stuff therefore it shows up as gold?
>>537901418no that one, the page before? I go look for it
>>537901273some alts are alright and look good, like the halloween or wedding ones but others are just too simple, I think cygames could earn more money selling different styles of haircuts for umas
Any B or better club looking? Really not down to tryhard for club ranking, I am not going to join a discord, just want a club to get a decent ranking and trade shoes.
>>537901543>unruffled iron will>gutsmax
>3 days to Seiun Sky>I don't even have a usable grandparent, let alone parentI'm so fucked
>>537900194not completely true as of year 5, this maruzensky card is also an alt and recently this also happened with vivlos
awww it looked different in the thumbnail but whatever, the important thing is to knead it thoroughly
>>537901526>base: tummy>wedding: pits>cat: bothHOLYshe feels like a front runner
>>537901476yeah, christmas scarlet isn't as good as valentine bourbon just by how overloaded bourbon is.I'd stopped playing JP CM's by the time sweep wedding came out, even though I have her so I can't say but I'd assume not since she's sandwiched between duramente and gentildonna.
feels good
>>537901816I want a top gun kitty cat
>>537901709>3 days until seiun sky>I have usable parents + grandparents>I am not afraid of credit card debtmy body is ready.
>>537901470Mati's career ending is one that I will never skip as it's pure heart warming kino.
After MLBing ulala is there anything else coming to it to save for the future or can I safely get friend slots?
>>537901891NO KAWAKAMI, DON'T FINISH THAT MAZE!
anyone has a MLB Fine Motion to borrow? i can only find LB1s in the random friend support
>>537901775would she believe it if I told her that massaging her chest would make it grow?
>>537901916>giving cyjews money
>>537900815 see >>537901916 who should explode
>>537901710I haven't been keeping up with JP, but that's nice to hear.then it's just "very very very unlikely" instead of never happens.
>>537902057Use the db, uma.moe or chronogenesis bwo
all i need is some whale's seiun with god sparks and i will sweep gemini with front runner maya (yes i will get the ace out in 2 days)
>>537901891RIP monitor
>>537899737Everyone is preparing for dark GW bro
>>537902057https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/searchhttps://chronogenesis.net/>>537902094>Not giving them moneyIf us payGODS posted account summaries you'd have a conniption
ines whojin
>>537902147>>537902261cool thanks
CYGENEROUS
my secret to don't burnout is chill and read umas stories
>>537899737dark guild war is in 2 days buddy let me prep
Who are YOU training right now?
>>537902578golshi because I'm a shittershe's all I got
>>537902578>Doesn't mention who he is trainingFaggot
>>537902578Natie, trying to reach bond 7 with her
>>537902578Trying to get a straight away spurt spark
>>537902578oguri
>>537902578EveryoneI'm just trying to get good parents man
>>537902578Matikane parent for eventual 9* groundwork
Super Creek and Narita Taishin's careers are essential umamusume careers because they force you to say 'fuck it' and take risky training which then makes you better at raining new umas.
>>537902707why didn't they translate the fortune slips in-game
>>537902578i don't even know, I open up the career page and let a severe schizophrenic episode decide, lately it's been matikanefukukitaru
>>537902578
>>537902707That's because I'm training myself
>>537902148>front runnerbricked, witGAWD said if you don't run her as end closer then you LOSE
>>537903128Bro if you think I'm trusting anyone's idea of the meta after the shambles that was the TC you're retarded.
>>537902578Just finished URA finales with the overlord.
>>537898771some real "90% of trainers quit before they hit it big" mentality you got there
>log in>use up all my bad luck on two borrowed runs to shortcut parent-making>do an ace run and highroll
This could've been the run if only specialty actually did anything.
>>537902578I'm doing a taishin run off of yesterday's last borrow.
>>537903230retard
>>537903297>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>red shiftbricked before it even started
I heard that eventually you can alarm-clock normal races? Is there a limit to the number of alarm clocks you can store? Should I be stockpiling?
yes I lied to my Bakushin
>>537903386that's a man
IMAGINE PLAYING THIS GAME OVER GODSONG
How does dating Kiryuin or Tazuna even raise your trainee's mood/skill points and remove their poor condition?
does Studious improve the effects of natty's All-seeing Eyes?>Studious: slightly widen field of view with heightened observation mid-race
>>537900619this is literally eishin flash
>>537903429(and she liked it)
>>537903438I didn't like the first one
>>537903458>Does mid race buff that lasts for 5 second improve late race debuff?get late surger savvy but even then it's just a wider cone
>>537903438who?
>>537903458The buff expires in 3s and all-seeing eyes activates late-race, so no
>>537898818Isn't that mambo's winning pose?
>>537895468Waiting for the FitGirl release
>>537899034There's nothing there...
>>537903386>You have a good set of pipes!
ENTERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igXO5bHjJpY
>>537903813is this the power ... of the supreme chud?
>>537892870nigga that IS the game.
Poking Pokke
>>537903813what spe hears when she sees grass wonda on the racetrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>>537900841Idk, the only appealing wedding dresses are Curren and Amazon. Base skins look better for the rest. The long skirt on the wedding dresses also looks ridiculous when running.
Are the 'Late Surger X' skills worth buying?
I failed two 10% chance training in sequenceI'm gonna kms
>>537903397>he just listens to youtubers without testing shit himselfEnjoy losing, bro.
>>537903438
Actually is Nemesis exclusively useful for End Closers or can I take it on Late Surgers too?
Making sure this song plays automatically in your head because I need you to suffer too.
A+ rank circle CunnyInc. has 2 spots for /uma/ anons. anyone can join, just put /uma/ in your bio so we know its an anon
You have been selected (abducted) to continue the Mejiro line
>>537904572oh no!!!!!!!!!!!
>>537903438Silksong is insanely tranny-coded. Not touching that shit.
>>537904418enjoy your accel 300 meters into the last spurt then retard
>>537893793You can get random events from any card. Hell of luck
>>537904626how about stallions being turned into girls
So I’m running Taishin and Creek for Gemini. Who else should I add to complete the team?
don't cheat on your trainees
Rudolf is cute and sexy
>>537904749but im training a team of umas
>>537904749Xina would never do such a thing to her imouto.
>>537904748Safe bet is Gold Ship, but you could run a second Pace like Daiwa to give yourself another shot at lucky pacer. She in particular can just fluke out with her ult, too
>Chiyono chain 2 super early>1 turn later get sleep deprived >get Tazuna bond to 60 before make debut>"I'll just do her dates to cure it >Doesn't give me date event till classic year marchGetting agemasen'd from tail held high is a new anxiety I didn't want. Does your Uma having a condition prevent her from autism blogging to you? Every time I've used her so far she just shows up the turn after she gets 60 bond.
>>537904749if they don't want me to cheat why does their mood go up if I shag aoi
>>537904940is this a genshin crossover character?
>>537905083no that's orfevre
>>537902578Im starting my legacy training for next CM early because my precious daughter(Sakura Bakushin O, the best Class Representative and all around excellent Umamusume) is running and I want her to Bakushin everyone's socks off!
>>537904292usually any speed or accel skill that is locked to your style is good for better value. But it depends on the skill
>>537904940But she didn't know her imouto liked him
>>everyone treats it as a nothingburgerTRAINER HUMAN RIGHTSGONEREDUCED TO ATOMShe was clearly struggling too
>>537904749>CheatIt’s not cheating if we’re not in a relationship, which we won’t be because it’s highly inappropriate to date your trainees.
>>537902578scarlet for CM
>>537902578Honestly, I didn't know where to begin. I attempted and failed a Super Creek run last night.
>>537905083Verxina looks fairly normalYou're thinking of the ones with slop designs like Almond Eye
>>537904292If you're a late surgery, yes. They're better than corner / straightaway adept for lower cost. Late surger corners 2 is better than professor of curvature in terms of bang for your buck. And straights 2 mogs beeline burst. The same is true of (distance) corners / straightaways
soonTMTM
>>537905227
THIS IS THE 22TH CAREER I'VE DONE WITH KING HALO AND STILL I HAVEN'T WON KIKUKA SHO BECAUSE OF ASSPULLS LIKE THISGO FUCK YOURSELF RUDOLF
>>537905292I probably should have bought straight 2 then. Oh well.
uma for this feel?https://youtu.be/yxyq2N7eV-Q?si=WIHe0L94rQH17efU&t=50
>>537905360torena issue
>>537905227she does whatever she wants and gets away with it because everyone likes her too much
7400m race when?
>>537905305Bakushiiin!
>>537905360twenty tooth
>>537904749hmmmmmnyo
ANON YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE GAMEDANCHOU WON'T LIKE THIS
>>537905265>slop design>super popularWhat did people mean by this?
>>537905265Never seen Genshin character with ribbon like that
>>537905265??
Have you ever popped a consumable on your TTs? Be honest.
>>537904749Verxina is a menace
>>5379055389 of 10 Teios get cucked by their trainers
>>537905526somehow the thumbnail of this image is its funniest form
>>537897247>joins a casual shitter club>surprised when casual shitters don't keep playing the gameGrind some fans and join a good club dumb nigger
>>537905658Rain doll since they won't be prepared for this 4D chess move and I lost anyways. I haven't used any of them after that.
>>537904773Cute, sure, but sexy?
>>537905680what is with all these batshit insane umas
>>537905847uma is a BPD simulator game
>>537905227you give up your human rights when you become a trainer at Tracen
>Someone left the club
Why don't retired umas become trainers?
>>537905847umas are either autistic, retarded, insane, spastic, or funny (or a mix of these). you should know this by now turaina-san
>>537905901single dad spottedwhat the fuck was he thinking when he picked her as trainee?
>>537905818>haha no PLEASE don't post sexy pics of Rudolf anon>>537905916Let me join, I need a new club.
I need a chill club. I dont want to sweat for a 10 rolls a month
>>537905987Busy raising the next generation
I hate you /uma/
just focus on getting your own 9* SPD/STA/PWR horseleave parent training to sweatlords
>>537905987they spend their youth racingbeing a proper trainer requires academic study
>>537905998This. It's all about finding the brand of insanity that you mesh the best with.
>>537906094sure?I hate you faggots too
>>537906110Training is a wit game
>>537906047It's too late, there was already an /uma/ applicant for the open slot when I logged on. They must have found us through the OP list.
>login>helped 5 trainersFinally
>>537905658the first few matches after reset always go better than everything after so i pop a crepe for those
>>537905987Cause they end up as their trainers wives
>>537905426Length/style corners is .15 for 3sCorrect adept is .15 for 1.8sLength/style corners 2 only scales to .25, while curvature is .35. so I'm total length/style corner is .75 meters for like 200 while curvature is .63 meters for like 300The same for straights, .15 / .25 for 3s vs straightaway adept / beeline being .15 / .25 for 0.9sStyle/ length are some of the best skills you can get imo. I always hope for long corners from kitasan black.
>>537906202Kuma-san…
>>537905987>finally enroll in tracen, ready to meet the man of you're dreams and force them to marry you>the trainer that scouts you is a fellow umaa trainee raping their trainer is an innate right of umas, an uma becoming a trainer themselves deprives future trainees of this joy.
YOU HAVE SWINGING MAESTROYOU HAVE CURVATUREYOU HAVE DUTY OF DIGNITY YOUR UNIQUE IS AT LEVEL 3 YOU HAVE 800 SPEEDYOU HAVE 1000 STAMINAYOU HAVE 600 POWERSYMBOLIFUCKINGRETARD
>>537906202Could an uma win against a gorilla?
Horses and umas are dumb. They could never train one another.
>>537906407Female ningen trainers exist tho
>>537906450They called her the Emperorjust nobody realised that Emperor was Charles II Hapsburg
so 20% acceleration is comparable to 40% power boost?that's so much
>>537905658Parfait whenever it's a prize with every win
I'm mostly seeing 800 stam umas with 3-4 recovery skills in these rooms desu
>>537906450WYBYB
>>537906558Please take your highbrow humor elsewhere
>Golshi career - good rng, minimum bad events>Taishin career shit rng, flood of bad events.Three 30 energy rests with two night owls before may second year...Please save me, anyone from this hell. It's all so tiresome...
I'm surprised this isn't at max follows yet. Kind of insane to use as a grandparent for CM3 groundwork builds.
>>537904193That is the current version the game. Will change
>>537906450The NPCs with the lowest stamina are programmed to pass you and merge in front of you, specifically to sandbag you, while everyone else goes around and the stream of passing umas prevents you from being able to merge left.
>>537906537Just like lesbians couples and we know that ends
my extra cuties keep falling from the claw :(
>>537906450Hard to believe, huh? She had swinging maestro and everything
>>537906450notice he did not mention his wit
>>537906450What's her wit?
>>537906450Call it.What will Symboli Retard give me?
>>537906537That changes nothing other than adding two letters in front of "man"
>>537890347How do i stop having fun and eat breakfast?
>>537906407I believe in uma supremacy
>>537906772Now, they are
>>537906461Probably. unsurprisingly the description of uma strength in game is pretty inconsistent, it can be anything from "strong human" to "shounen level of superhuman power"
>>537905159Good luck Inchou but my cuties are going to win.
>>537906772thanks for the heads up bro
>want to train more horses for TT>but they don't have 3* clothes yetUUUUUUUUGH
>paid daily rollneat
>>537907049OH NO NO NO NO >360 WITOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>537906461i mean a direct hit from a horse's kick would kill pretty much any land animal short of an elephant, but they'd have to get real lucky and fighting is not usually a horse's first response to a predator.
>>537906461If they can beat bears they clearly can beat gorillas too
meh.
>>537906772>shit distance sparks>shit white sparks>shit representative sparks>shit parent combinationstop shilling your garbage
>>537906450>>537907049Looks like the odds really didn't SWING in your favorThat or the competition was really ahead of the CURVEThat being said you should take a break, you'd really DIG this TEAIt's alright to accept that winning is a bit of a UNIQUEcorn to you
>>537907441>mile 3, standard distance and groundwork 2 is shitbait used to be good
>>537906537do you think they receive different treatment?
>>537907495
>>537906772bwo you cap out on daily club points from having your uma borrowed at 10 borrows you dont have to shill that hard
>>537907441/uma/ is a gaslight general
this is how stay gold and gold ship relationship feels like btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6t9qkgWShg
*blocks ur path*
>>537907706No it isn't
>>537907627Don't forget the takarazuka kinen gives summer runner
FUCK YOU
>>537907495stop horsing around
my Mcqueen is approaching 2000 sex count
>>537907652>>537907732>>537907830>>537907839How about another joke Torena-san.What do you get when you pump your trainee's Speed, Power and Stamina but kill her Wit.
>>537906907Just hold your phone idle until the screen goes dark. That's the real cutie.
>>537907728>/uma/ is a gaslight general>No it isn't
T-thanks...
>>537907652this image was made in bad faithplease don't post it ever again
>>537907907Fuck you.
>>537907907that's not bad at all
what a goddamn shit run>4 speed cards, kita took six months off senior year>3 30% rests>3 30% rests + Night Owl>2x failed single digit trainingsI am fucking cursed today. It double sucks, because I don't have a native 9* stamina uma. Been using my 8* power to even make a viable golshit, dunno how anons are going max stamina and 4spd/2stam, my power sucks whenever I do that and can't even clear URA
>>537907893It's not gaslighting to make a obviously funny joke recomendations or hype up the ones other posters make to help extend their bit. That's just people having fun and posting together.
Surely this would be a run...
>>537906450if you are brockedyou are brocked
Which umamusumes could fight a bear bare handed and win?
>>537908049They aren't resting 6 times in a career, for one thing. 1 a year or less is the baseline.
>>537907874you get what you fucking deserve, that's what
I think of all the poses in the game King's has one of the best, the hand game, the confidence, the smile, of all the original umas she is among the top 3.
>>537907495I laughed
>>537908061I'm laughing with them not at them, autist.
>>537908115OOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAARRRBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>537907081Why is she showing me her bra?
>>537907907At least you got turf and ura finale...
>>537908204come on, how would that even be possible
>>537908146All of them
>thread is 3 1/2 hours oldI guess Taurus really did a number on the playerbase huhSmells like dead game in here
>>537908204impossible. You'd be doing nothing but wit trainings. I've never seen anyone rest only three times per career.
>>537908434There are videos of people doing entire runs with 0 rests. It's not even that uncommon.
>>537908421God I hope not, I rather not have to learn moon runes to get my uma fix
>>537908339medium sucks but those white sparks are good
i think power cards are ok to use this cm 222 is good
UMADash is recruiting anons who aspire to be a part of a future TOP 10 behemothapply today
>>537906558
IM SO READY BROS!
>>537908270She also has one of the best victory poses
>>537907629They will end fighting and divorcing themselves, such a sad life
>>537908538Post them
honse
So is CM3 meta all front runners and end closers?
>>537908339Any luck finding groundwork + mile parent?
>>537908538link?
>>537906772why oh WHY couldn't the parent have been Taiki or MaruzenskySuzuka is who I'll be running in CM3, goddamnit all to hell
>>537908613Tail held high is awful for me because I run Tazuna so I get it 90% of the time anyway
>>537908589RNG has been so poor to me this past week. I feel like I should just drop this game and just follow the manga and anime.I'll probably have my final gemini cup, if I dont make it to the finals i'll 100% quit since that means Im facing whales and tryhard. I just cant compete with them
>>537899737The danchou started recruiting from outside of /uma/. He is as bad as the CUMA nigger.
48130209King Halo onlyTakamatsunomiya Kinen Sprint!
>>537908725KING ANAL
Is Technician a good skill? What about Rushing Gale?
failed another 2% today, why is the game like this
>>537908774I've been using >>537906772 as a borrow the last 2 days. I've done like 5 runs and have gotten groundwork 4 times but still not gotten the spark to proc once on my el.
>>537899737About half of the club is under curve on quota at the moment but after last month everyone is more than capable enough of meeting the monthly quota so not gonna really crack any whips just yet.
>>537908984Honestly I just moved on from the cm and accepted I am not whaling for cards or waste days just to prepare for cms, I buy the daily pack and save up for the uma banner I want and I'm happy doing the career of umas I like.It would be nice if I won a cm though
I'm sorry danchou
>>537909131acceleration skills without fixed timing are unreliable
More like King GAYlo
>>537908538post a video of someone prepping Gold Ship for Gemini running 4 speed 2 stamina cards. I'll wait.
>>537909131Neither one will do anything that matters in a race, but techician is relaible for team trial points if you have nothing better to spend it on.
nah, I'd win
>silkshit
>>537909524both will lose to a pacechaser with stamina
running vodka and grass wonder, who should be my third?
Can someone invite me to an active club pls286585701964
>>537909524My money's on left>almost max speed>more than enough stam>spurt>three golds>19 second lvl 4 ultYeah Golshi will be unstoppable
I never liked HK and I won't like SS because I think the art style sucks
>>537909589LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>13* groundwork>5 air groove hints>didn't get groundwork
I accept urara, but who brought oguri lol
>>537909841https://youtu.be/cErrsqOJJSk?t=15
>>537909695erm I did somehow won that. Not sure what happened. The 2 rudolfs in the lobby including mine just shoot up on the last corner and distanced everyoneI guess all the goldshi got brocked
>>537909018oh hohohohohooho
That's my KINGGet fucked Oguri
>>537908115It has more power than my previous best, but that's about it.
>>537909332oh nyonyonyo oohhhhhhooohohoho
JOIN UMANKO TODAY!
>>537909754Kinda random of you to have such a strong opinion on hong kong, maybe you're chinese. Hating the SS's art style is just wrong thogh, they had great uniforms
>>537910151do you post umankos in the group chat
im liking 2 1 3 for this cm. very powerful
>>537910201
>>537909970>the King who got the onsen ticket wins 1stdeserved win
>talk about king>do a king career>get a ticketfirst rate blessed run..
I'm so mad i just wanted top gun bros
>>537910203Are you fucking crazy? Of course we do
I'm about to go 20 runs without S long with 8* red sparks. This game is so fucking soul crushing...
>trip crown>sen aut trip crown>sen spring trip crown>0 loss>fucking jobs at URA finale for some reason thrice in a rowOH SHITGOLDSHIPWHAT ARE YOU DOING?I JUST GOT 12 BILLION'DWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?????
>>537910405Nishishi
>>537909949nice. Always fun to see an underdog fuck things up.
I finally won the game.
>having to choose between triple rainbow and DerbyB-but I wanted the DAAAHBEEE...
>>537910481IT FUCKING GAVE 1 GUTS/2 ENDCLOSER WITH NO WHITE SPARKWHAT THE FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537910481triple fucking kek. Did that include your first free clock or did she really brick you out of URA?
>>537910481when your brockedyou are brocked
>>537910612bro your takarazuka kinen?
>>537910735BOTHFUCKINGFUCKASS
>>537910612>33k fansYou don't need the Darby
I got randomly promoted to leader of the random ass club I joined, did the needful and cleared niggas who ain't logged in in over a week, but I should probably just bail.
>>537910569I love her so much it's unreal
I kind of believe that the only reason why Hollow Knight wasn't forgotten like a year after release and thrown into the immense pile of 2010s indieshit is that all the contrarian trannies that convinced themselves that Dark Souls is a mancel game made by muh hen-tie producing gooks felt sour grapes and atched onto the closest thing that that was still dark souls, but indie enough to soothe their schizophrenic consciences.
>>537910612Post Kikuka Sho result, fucking hate that race
>>537910938>contrarian trannies that convinced themselves that Dark Souls is a mancel game made by muh hen-tie producing gooks felt sour grapes and atched onto the closest thing that that was still dark souls, but indie enough to soothe their schizophrenic consciences.this isn't even english.
I don't even want to buy anything from the daily shops besides rare shoes
>>537910938wrong general bwo...
Where do jp artists post lewds of horses without getting banned or taken down?Pixiv aint it, for example
holy fuck theres two people with 5m daily in umao and they are about to drop to A+ its over dayo the carries are going to jump shit
>>537910862yes. YES!! kill them ALL!!
>>537910938wrong thread, nigger
>>537910569remember to use protection
>pick single circle legacy pair because whatever>gets 2 golden inspirations
>>537910931Some say she's the GOAT.
>charming on turn 2>get everyone to orange before satsuki sho>it has been 6-7 turns since the last rainbowI hate these nigger horses so much...
>>537910862>gets some level of authority>immediately goes on a power trip
>>537910862my danchou should take notes
>>537910938I mean this in the kindest way possible: you have to disconnect from the internet
>dropped off no.1 daily fans in my club because I slacked and only did 4m I already have parents with everyone, I'm stuck spark training jobbers, it's over
>>537911182she's indeed
>want to do event>need to do a minimum amount of career runs a day to meet the 400k threshold for the card>if I don't pick Umas I've already cleared a career with a career run can take at least a few hours from all the reading>this means I am forced to ignore 80% of my roster if I want to be efficient (or just outright skip all the dialogue)
>>537911047i see plenty of horse porn on pixiv
>>537911026Anon think of the future when you can clock any race in MANT! Your clock stockpile must be tall and mighty!
If Teio bully is acceptable can we bully other umas?Can I bully Halo and not get shunned?
My GOAT... is retarded...?
>>537911047They either post on pixiv but don't tag it or take off their horse ears and pretend it as OCs, or they post on fanbox. Honestly most of horse porn aren't drawn by japanese, they're mostly either by koreans and chinese
>>537911047>he lacks the knowledge It's high time you start learning google-fu, sweet summer child.
>>537911182That’s not a goat, that’s an Uma!
>>537911449I have no idea what MANT is like but if you say so, I guess I'll start stockpiling them
>>537910862Shoe...
Damn that's cute.
>>537910794>>537910846I wanted to DAAAAABEEEE so bad... but I didn't.>>537911004>neckheh
>>537911357I still need to farm good parents but I can't be assed so I went back to doing 1 mil Maruzensky runs to get through my quota faster.
How do I find an active club
>>537911047>he doesn't know the secret tagwhat a fapless trainer...
>>537911219It had to be done, a full club with that many people not doing anything is doomed. I don't even care about being uber active or anything, but seven days? Yeah, you ain't coming back.
>>537911483the difference is that Teio is easy to manipulate, the other umas not really
>>537911630what the fuck, AI horses can also...
>>537911971Bakushin!
>>537911483>bully Halo
For Taurus cup I made mediocre horses with the parents I had and lostFor Gemini I made good parents for ok horses but I can't get a single good horseFor Cancer I will make great grandparents
>>537895573HUGE
>>537911905I think that's pretty reasonable
>>537911630the 3 lewd megamitachi!
>Oguri card>Golshi card>Groundwork parent>No groundwork 3 runs in a row
>>537911483>maybe your mom was right after allI think this will work on her
If I want to use Rudolph for Gemini, I should prioritize getting End Closer to A over Turf/Long to S no?
>>537895707Maruzensky is a lot of umas parents but she still is a terrible parent for many of them in the game for some reason.
would you accept Shakur this way?
>>537912515No
>>537912515Yes
>>537902578My cock to paizuri, phew
I can finally start ace training now
>>537912515better but this is just a worse air groove
>>537912515YES
>>537912515Holy fucking RUINED
GIVE ME SUBDUED END CLOSER HINT YOU WORTHLESS BIATCH
>>537912445just get end closer to B, and prio s long
>>537911971I'd think that Halo is pretty easy to manipulate given her situation.>>537912079Second-rate frauds deserve to be bullied.>>537912323That's the spirit!
>>537912515Too much make up
Which mob umas deserve an actual design?
>finally get a good run>900/900 right after tenno sho spring>bitch suddenly goes mood down 3x in a row>have to skip several rainbows getting the dogshit non karaoke recreation/no claw>have to spend 2 turns in summer with normal moodI hate this game so much...
>>537911146You could have warned me BEFORE we went to the hot springs. Fuck.
Now for your morning announcements:To the horse building the hydrogen bomb on campus, please come to the Director's office during lunch. Thank you.
>>537897247I just realised that the only emotion the game and its bullshit RNG grind made me feel was anger. Then I watched that acerola video, unlinked and deleted my data, uninstalled and called it quits. Only come to ragebait and shitpost here any time some faggot reminds me this trash game exists by shilling it on /v/.
How much stam for the Cancer cup? Is 650 for end closer enough?
>>537912664looks like your hint got... subdued by the others
>>537909970>>537910375I fully believe that joining this race with my king is why I won an onsen ticket 10 minutes later and funny enough she was simultaneously both my first onsen ticket when I started the game and my first time losing it too kek winning it now is my redemption after losing it the first time.
>>537912769It’s over anon, now you’re doomed to build a happy family with her and have many children
>speed cards>fucking around in guts training for 5 turns straightThis run is a glue isn't it?
>>537912926SHE HAS A MASK AIEEE
My gourmand hints…
Is intense gaze even good? The narita taishin is so fucking bad I'm tempted to replace it with 0lb sweep
i actually play global more cause in jp im just waiting for banners before i can actually play the game. even though i have the carats theres nothing to roll on
She even got the ura finale too >>537912973 wtf
>>537905360>>537905535Clearly a trainer wit issue.
i can't hit 1200 stam on mayano with 4/2how much speed can i expect with 3/3?>bwo ur 18* stam??? 18* URA????i don't have them
STOP BUILDING FOR CM3, CM2 HASN'T EVEN STARTED, I DON'T EVEN HAVE ALL ACES READY YET
>bring nine ura finale sparks with like 200+ affinity according to gametora>it procs once over three runswhat's even the point of that affinity thing, is it just some random number that doesn't affect anything?
>>537912973Enjoy your emerald wife, anon. You're legally obligated to marry her now.>>537913292FIRST-RATE!
>>537912749Innocent grimoire my beloved
>>537913446I realized I'm not winning cm2 either so cm3 it is...
I think it's time for trainers to give up on Taishin. She is just worse version of Golshi.Literally useless 3 star.
>full energy mid junior summer>got practice poor earlier>didn't bother curing>somehow job a 2% proc from it on stamhuh
>get aptitude spark>don't get skill sparks>don't get aptitude spark>get skill sparks
Ganbarezoooo! OOOOH!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcF_6yAcjok
>>537913612u rike?
>>537913615Wife spotted.
>>537913612>Cap target stats (3 points)>Have enough points to get the skills (2 points)>Skill hints actually proc (3 points)>Aptitude procs (2 points)Pick 2, your budget is 5 points.
when training your aces for the champion meet, is there any point in running on the G1 races in career? or just train for the ideal stats?
>>537913446I've already got my first Mile S Taishin built, you better get to it buddy
>>537913543
>>537912982There are worse fates I suppose...
>>537913612gambling addiction gameu
Is B rank good for a club?
>>537913934>>537913934>>537913934
>>537913842Not so fast i've got a Mile S Goldship.
>play pace chaser>take all the maneuverability and increase velocity when attempting to pass racers in the front at the end of the race skills>never get boxed in, Uma takes off like a railgun shotWas it always this obvious in retrospect?
>>537913810>Target Stats>Aptitude ProcsRaw stats beats all. Who needs optimized skills when you can simply punch the other horses on the track with roided up muscles?
>>537913983fuaaark
>>537913869Imagine hating this horselet
>>537913824you need to run at least 2-3 extra races or you won't have enough skill points
>>537913446I'm almost done with my CM3 grandparents and already have an "ok" parent, feels good.
>>537913994I have three greens and groundwork on my Rice Shower. If there's no front runner (and there usually ain't one) she just fucking teleports at the start of the race since Groundwork procs immediately out of the gate.
>>537913446I'm not doing cm3 parents until my wife seiun sky gets here
>>537913446BUILD OR DIEYOUR CHOICE
>>537913446But I would rather build them
>Pick your best affinity parents with 8* long>Satsuki Sho>Only blue sparks>Tenno sho spring>Only blue sparks>Give up>Repeat>Give up>Repeat>Give up>RepeatI havent finished a career in a week
>>537913446I'm not buidling for CM3 until a whale gets Seiun Sky so i can borrow it for my beloved boomer and her carrot sidekick.
YOSSHAAAAAAAA
YOSHHAAAAAAAAA
>groundwork>straightaway spurtany other white spark worth breeding?
>>537914934>>537914973>the YOSSHAAAAAAAAcord is at it again
>>537914973sorry bwo, the above anon subdued her
>>537915145
>>537908270For poses, Bakushin is up there
>>537908270King Halo has too much swag
>>537912607HOLY SHIT IT'S DAIWA
>>537912973what a blessed run
how essential is professor of curvature?
>>537918054it's never a high priority more of a skill sink when you have nothing better, its main advantage is that it provides consistent value where most skills are worthless
Is Anime Teio just straight better than regular Teio?
>>537911757fgsfds
>>537912820At a base 1200 speed, ~500 is the base, but you'll obviously need more than that to account for skills, S apt, rush, etc.
>>537913446Why not worst case are people who have good stars you're borrowing change too early.
which one?
>>537918850Regular teio has a cuter outfit
