Zesty Edition>NewsSummer Update is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=249054Misc fixes & more bullet bodygroups: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=250718SFM Repo leak: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533767652/#534116318>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>537562373
Finally, a thread made on time.
yep, this is the thread
3 NIGASON CART
I'm thinking I will play Team Fortress 2 today
>>537889348love u konata poster
Kill pyros. Perma ban tripfag pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>537889001glad anon's OC is finally featured
>>537889596Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>537889794this butt femscout
>>537889794this butt shupo
>the early thread schizo is faking ritual posts again it's all so tiresome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWsrQZgkXyU>the first time that I was genuinely disturbed by an official map was pd_watergate>when I first heard "we are in the beam" it's like some disgusting fucking animal, that voice is genuinely nightmarishIs gabber right about Watergate or is he just sperging out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>537890325Sperging out most likely, it's not normal to be overwhelmed by a TTS voice, he probably has autism that causes him to overreact to it.
>>537889348>>537889596>>537889794>>537890423>>537890593yep, this is the thread
>>537890325Usual Gabber spergingWatergate fits thematically. For the voice lines it was done out of necessity since PD was a new game mode and there werenβt Administrator voice lines for it (although apparently there are scrapped PLR voice lines that could be reused)The UFO is the only out of place thing, but that was kinda the point of the update, and the beam is really buggy and annoying to stay in to deposit beers, but thatβs it
I'm so tired of the other dude googling "tf2+cartoon" and throwing it in the OP I hope this thread wins
>>537890325the voice is not that bad, also probed is good and there are worse maps than encloseure. he does complain a lot it's kinda his thing
>>537889393welcome back viva
>>537890980the voice has unironically become iconic at this point despite being placeholder originally
>the other thread is entirely the OP whining about this oneearly thread schizo lost
>>537891064Thank you kindly. Glad to be back here in /tf2g/. My home outside of home outside of home outside of home :)
>>537890821The UFO beam being in the middle of the water is kind of awkward and it's bad design imo.
>>537891442our house in the middle of our house
>guy:/>guy with a mic and a youtube channel:OOOOOOOOO
>>537889001>sovlful tf2g OCvs>redditbob slop stolen off google yeah, this thread wins
>>537891494Fox sexo
>>537891683TRVKE
>>537891218WE ARE IN THE BEAN
>>537891973THEY ARE IN THE BEAN
https://youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8?t=1m42s
This is the correct thread.
>>537891837NTA but watching movies and working at a grocery store for 10 years isn't much of a life
watergate being bad was fine for so long because it was the necessary evil stepping stone of getting pd in the game and thus more pd maps, that is until they added a worse pd map, which already had the halloween version in so it didn't even need an all-year version
>>537892370No audio but I can hear the*CLANG*
>>537892419lel
MVM tickets status? Are you guys throwing a few tours when it eventually drops?I'm thinking of doing at least 1 for old times sake
>>537892419You're right. I should be like the other NEETs of 4chan to be cool in your eyes. Lemme give in my two works at work, cash out from my 401k, buy anime posters, figurines, pillows, and then we can get this cool life started
>>537892745If anon gets his map accepted I'll buy a bunch of tickets>>537710676
>>537892841Two weeks*, bleh. Stupid phone
>>537892556Why isn't audio allowed outside of /gif/ and /wsg/ anyway?It's only like 0.3 mb of a 4mb video file at most.
>>537892841this but unironically
>>537893034because you just know people would make every other webm a screameralso I believe the logic was moot wanted to keep videos image adjacent like gifs
>>537893250>Some faggots ruin the fun for everyoneClassic.
>>537892841stop posting in the early schizo thread and get to work bagboy
>>537893034I don't get it either, I hate going through file editing just to soundpost>>537892370Could you catbox the original clip?
>>537893445Would, if I wasn't listening to a DRG video in the background.
>>537893250The I Believe In Miracles screamer is a classic. It's fun seeing one in the wild once in a blue moon>>537893401It's my day off on Thursdays. Cashiers do the bagging themselves
>>537892906I like the sub area
>>537893627> Cashiers do the bagging themselvesHE SAID IT
>>537893780YAAAY
>>537893683Me too
>>537893612https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/48/Engineer_negativevocalization03.wav
>>537893445>>537894237Fuck it, the hit itself was too good. Enjoyhttps://files.catbox.moe/jdrhjo.mp4
Should I watch the NWO Cult of Personality series?
>>537892419I like how bro says he has a "career" when he works at a grocery store. You can go ask @grok is this true and you'll get this answer:>Prompt: is working at a grocery store generally considered a "career"?>Answer: working at a grocery store is typically not considered a "career" in the traditional sense.You can tell that Viva is a heavyweight champion at finding fuel for his narcissism.
>>537894732Thanks bro.
>early schizo thread deleted lmao mods= gods
>>537895169that just means he'll have tantrum here soon
>>537889001this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
>>537895169this thread is still up what do you mean
Eric...Where's the MvM update...?
>>537897625Jack anon said it's coming this week
>>537898623tits too big
spy should be able to hear/read enemy team chat when disguised
24 players going spy so they can have alltalk
>>537899916It would be better if he was also able to say chat messages and disguise them as coming from an enemy. This could be used for some cheeky tactics and deception.
>>537900757This could be used for getting the other player kicked
So I guess it really isn't gonna be this week huh.
>>537900757>(Spy) Player: FUCK NIGGERS>Team: Woah, kick [Player]That's why it hasn't been done.
>>537901923new weapon!
>>537889794>>537892437
would this be a good pyro weapon
>>537892906I'll throw this map I made by myself into the ringhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3557377583
>>537914029Impressive anon
>>537914029>No EmporiumBVLLS in the creditsgonna have to contact Eric about this. to make sure your map never makes it in
>mfw the "update" is just adding all the popular potato.tf maps that were made 5 years ago and anyone who made a map for this update wasted their time
>>537913732Obscurants are generally looked down upon by the TF2 community because they don't like status debuffs of any kind and Counter Strike already has smoke but I think it could be implemented in TF2.
>>537918418
why is tf2g so dead?
>>537918793Too busy trying to buy Silksong
>>537918793already saved all the shupo pics from this thread
>>537918793TF2 is a DEAD GAME. Move on, TF2 players!
>>537918793TF2G died because mentally deranged tranime troons from Emporium invaded
Heβs so perfect bros
>>537923521Still stunned their moderators hang around here and spam this place, wouldn't be surprised if this is real
>>537922618Why would you save them?
OH YOU'RE ALL ABOUT SEX AREN'T YOU QUAGMIRE
Which TF2 youtuber has the biggest penis and which has the smallest? I'm thinking Jerma985 has the biggest and Uncle Dane has the smallest.
>>537898623No no I said I was gonna jack it to Shupos while waiting for the mvm update any week now
https://youtu.be/ucSGIT8PTzk?feature=shared
>>537935017i cried
If zesty is gonna leave or stay with tf2 over what stupid workshop maps get added he should just go. I haven't played MVM since it was released, and most players don't regularly play it either. The update will be a theme park. It will live or die in the long term on how good the loot is. Given the precedent of no new stranges ever getting added, it's a safe bet the loot is going to be unappealing. Bye zesty!
NEW WEEZY VIDEO ISUP!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUvZzaLyPPc
>>537932249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
Update this week bros
>>537926674>the biggestBIG BLVCK FR3NCH BVLL Azelle>the smallestshounic
>>537932249but you said we would be getting the shupo hats
we are so back.https://etf2l.org/2025/09/01/announcing-6v6-season-50-autumn-2025-powered-by-mannco-store/
>>537936232https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8c/Sniper_thanksfortheheal03.wav
South Park: American cartoon>TF2: American cartoon art styleIt's a perfect match
>>537936120It's 30 minutes of Australium wank
>>537941550why is heavy *sian
>>537938074etf2l gets to play fucking prolands and I'm stuck in North America playing fucking reckonerEuropoors have won. it's never been more over NA bros
https://youtu.be/3N3Q_rQNMPE
>>537942187Alt timeline where SBI consulted Valve during development
>>537942408I hate this map and most 5CP maps
>>537890325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boj9H6iFSI0these are the only good videos gibber has made
>>537942648honey is not meant for the pigs
>>537942730if it's rotten bear shit filled honey i wouldn't eat it either
>>537935559I thought he loved and cared about the game and was gonna stay with/play it until it or he dies?
What causes someone to bring up things they claim to hate constantly on voice chat unprompted?
>>537942408Airshotting with stickies lowkey goes hard af.
>>537944407narcissism
>>537944407It's an enigma
>>537944407They didn't watch American cartoons while growing up
>>537943657Not anymore, because now he feels personally slighted. When valve fixed the bot issue it caused him to get really angry at people celebrating casual mode being more usable. Seeing valve respond to a petition like that, he got his discord to do a survey about the game asking if they agreed with his desire to remove the matchmaking system (which they obviously did), and he sent that off to valve signed 'the community.' a while back. This was met with radio silence. Now whenever valve does do something, he views it as what they are doing instead of implementing his recommendations rather than what a normal player sees it as, so he continues to get angrier.
Zesty Jesus
>>537944407>unprompted Have you seen the players in an average tf2 server?
Quicksty Casus
>>537935559
>>537945758The post roughly corresponds to when he said it live. He lost a job opportunity and has been streaming more often to make up for lost income. In general, he has been encouraging people to quit the game.
>>537946201kwab
>>537945337He can't be that dumb, I refuse to believe it.
>>537945905Rat sex
tried making a heavy item set
>>537893683Thanks anon>>537914029Nice work, didn't expect to see another mapper anon here
>>537946631It's not hidden information. He says it openly if you listen long enough.
>>537946201>>537947159no timestamp no happen
>>537947313For what, the part he and any other 'serious' tf2 enthusiast are going to leave the game pending what gets added in this MvM update?
Did Zesty win yet?
>>537945337>Seeing valve respond to a petition like that, he got his discord to do a survey about the game asking if they agreed with his desire to remove the matchmaking system (which they obviously did), and he sent that off to valve signed 'the community.' a while back. This was met with radio silencekek no way, timestamp/screenshots?
>>537948035he's losing, gaybro...
Zestybros... our enemies are laughing at us! How will we ever recover?
>>537950523Me too. I looooooooove CP_dustbowl
>>537950523i wonder if this is going to age poorly at some point
What do you guys think SolarLight masturbates to
>>537951627mlp
>>537951627Exclusively to Zestyβs self-insert OC
>>537951627black women
>>537948264It's coordinated through this social media account. Zesty, lucid, megascatterbomb and others pooled their resources (discord servers) https://x.com/TF2Nexus/status/1949491457100021894?t=itBRxJ2PRp4IDP0hLUy4MA&s=19They also campaign on reddit through various accounts to promote their movement. e.g. https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1mz08dm/answering_misconceptions_about_quickplay_and/This is why zesty has been having a continuous melty over some dude making a parody of his letterhttps://x.com/Zesty_Jesus/status/1955945474831032736?t=RhEzDLpdEgTQ3N-GV8GvQQ&s=19Weezy promised zesty personally that he would shout out the movement in his next video, but he snubbed him so he was fuming about that today too.
>>537950803basedss expected of a shupoposter
>>537951627Pyro gore and sheep
>>537951627it was confirmed that he has a brap fetish
>>537945758vermin
>>537951627i don't think about that at all actually, and it's weird that anyone else would
making fun of people who want to bring back quickplay is not okay, okay?
>>537951627golem porn
>>537957034Genuine society-improving truke.
this general is so dead people have gone from posting goon slop to asking what people goon to.
>>537958468
>>537958682says you! lol!!
>>537955957wtf he's based?
it seems i am not the only gooner
(voice) spy: pornography
(voice) spy: shupornography
*ahem*goontlemen
make i make a suggestion? CUM.
(voice) spy: the joke is porn, lol
well, off to goon to your mother!
you got cum on my suit
reminder that pornography is literally tf2 canon and therefore complaining about it is off topic
Just had the fourth match in a row where two kunai + dead ringer spies dominated the match while the other team accused them of hacking
>>537962137this
Why is spy so horny anyway?French nature?
>>537962479>French nature?ObviouslyHe's also a semi parody of James Bond
>>537962137this sisters, this so much this
>>537962149Do your duty next timeusing the syringe gun against trickstabbing spies is surprisingly good, walking backwards and dealing them DPS will kill you a bunch of low health kunai hungry spies
Wake up mercs, new hallowen vscript slop on the workshop! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3562144379Although to be fair, it's just a highly polished version of the randomizer and it looks neat at least.
>>537962149why don't tf2 players know that they can turn around?
>>537964273>More Emporium slop with all of the usual names slapped all over itI shall be voting no
>>537963105>implying medics will equip a primary that isn't crusader's
>>537964724>implying votes matterHahaha>>537964273So their plan is to make every community game mode official and get a nice fat check for in the process
>>537964273I'd rather get more zombie infection
SIILKSONG RELEASED AND YET WE ROT
I go by many namesβ¦but you can call meβ¦The Randomizah
>>537966914
here's an actually good maphttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3554404218
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3521850669
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1280923934
POV: You're a F2P Medic and 3 ultra skilled Heavy mains keep throwing you lunchbox items despite you never taking any signifigant damage
>>537966914why is everyone freaking out about mid platformer 2
>>537968164I wish...
>>537968164GIWTWM
>>537968181because team cherry cbt'd everyone since 2019 and it turns out all people love it, even women
>>537968290>cbt'd everyone...even womenbased
>>537967610He made a video about making thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F3kLGNEnoU
you guys playing silksong?
lmao
>>537954256They haven't posted anything based.
>>537974179ye the movement alone makes it superior to HK
>>537958468Nobody posts any goon slop here.
>>537974249>[BBC]
>>537889001Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
>>537974343incorrect
>>537958997Burps > Farts
>>537962137Post actually TF2 related pornography then.
>>537975362no
>>537974538>>537974929I was representing the homeboys for the team I was ringing forgood people. fun to play with
>>537975362yes
>>537976021of all the fanfic pyro garbage the ones where his skin is exposed are the worst
>his
>>537974179Never played Hollow Knight, so no. I napped all day, honestly. Didn't even get to TF like I intended to
>>537976165>hisblind ass fag
>>537976021>>537976303damn I need to ravage her ass
>>537976460based and true
Holy crap Louise, the Soldier from Team Fortress 2 is the Mobsterhttps://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=3562025179
>>537976254Welcome back king!
Me fragging as Soldier waiting for the MvM update to drop
>>537976460me (lt. bites) to the pocket (pyro's ass)
>>537976981This but demo
>>537976303Looks like Nicki Minaj's ass.
this but shupo
>>537977215No, it's way too small and real looking for that.
>>537976981I know that feel shupobro...soon...
>>537976981Would you really want those little shits getting in the way of your gaming session?
>>537976981>>537977175>>537977336im so lonely
>>537978301
>>537978301Try going outside and meeting real people!
The Soldier if he was Homer Simpson from American Dad.
>>537978798
anyone got a few hats they dont need for soldier? could be anything really. thanks!
>>537979609sent ;)
>>537979609Here lad, enjoy!
:(
>>537979961>>537980452being real here. i need a hat
>>537980568I just gave you one, you turbofag
>>537980621didnt get it. not in my inv
>>537980707Kick player: Anon (gayfag)?(accused of scamming)Press F1 to vote YESPress F2 to Vote NOVote count:Yes: 1 No: 1https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/ef/Vote_started.wav
My MvM update teaser...where is it...
>>537980952F1
>>537946916I think it's cool. Can you cancel the burger eating or does it just play the nom taunt but make you move during it? Melee is kind of weird.
>>537981083I just want some new aussies....
>>537981729Please, Eric...just a few aussies...just a shotgun...*coughcough*....
>>537982218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo
>>537982218
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3555272381>Helicopter MvM bossHonestly this is good, we need more enemy variety in MvM>b-b-b-but the enemies should only be robotic TF2 classesNo they shouldn't, it's boring.
>>537988412Helicopter, helicopter...
>>537988412Fun idea, but>GlitchNo thanks/not interested
>>537988412Doesn't look like it fits the art style at all. It's out of place next to everything else in the trailer. Also mechanically it's just Monoculus reskinned.
What's a class/loadout that will let me feel this
>>537963105TFC supremacy
>>537989443>Also mechanically it's just Monoculus reskinned.Oh that's actually disappointing. I thought it could be a proper helicopter boss fight like in Half Life 2 but that's too much to expect from the TF2 workshop.
>>537990426guh
>>537990426Yeah if you watch the trailer it just lazily drifts around and fires rockets exactly like Monoculus. If you watch Glitch for any period of time you'll notice that he spares no expense on anything, he just gets shit out as quickly as possible
>>537990426oh shit its the selbyen seal
>>537990426i can see her balls...
>>537990031Buffalo heavy
>>537990031Stock pyro
crit rescue ranger bolts should heal buildings three times normal and give one wrench swing's worth of ammo to sentries
>>537995378>playing engineer lol
crit rescue ranger bolts should stop mid-air, turn back, and hit in the face at mach 20 the nigger that shot it
crit plapping smug shupos...
new waifu just dropped
>>537997708FINALLY SOME WHITE WIMMEN
>>537997708Cool design, but goddamn does VSH bore me fast
>>537978798The amount of fat cosmetics from the tf2sloporium makes me think they are compensating for something.
>>537889001Zesty.Release. the. Empstein. List.
post your stats fags
>>537997708>makes a random deadlock OCI'm tired of these OC bosses
Gentlemen.Is it too late to return to TF? Haven't played since 2011, a lot seems to have changed.
>>538001194yeah, play deadlock tho. its valves new game. shits goated. basically tf3. good fun, balanced classes, weapons might be a little too gimmiky (especially in "support" classes) but It's all fun. funnily enough, sniper there is actually somewhat balanced, unlike in tf2. unusual effects are replaced by ow like skin and such but eh. worthy tradeoff imo.
>>538001194>>538001315Don't listen to this faggot shill Deadlock is a MOBA and nothing like TF2. It's never too late to return to TF2, it's still the same basic game, some weapons have just been changed around.
>>538001630its obvious bait my guy. please...
>>537981407you can move during the eating taunt. as for the melee basically you can hit yourself to do a double jump but it does increased damage and punches enemies does less damage
>>538001768He would probably believe you unless it was said so someone has to say it
>>538001953Interesting idea, but I think that melee would give Heavy some crazy options if he brought a minigun
>>538001630Thanks.
>>538001194Actually a lot less has changed than I would have liked. Compared to 2011, modern TF2 is still pretty similar in terms of gameplay. The main difference is that you'll find Spies more annoying and you'll need to learn how to not instantly die them from any direction.
>>538001973I'm 90 percent sure the guy who is supposedly "returning" to tf2 is also baiter here. come on fellas, are we really this stupid?
>>537999825Any particular way of showing them without launching the game up? I'm gonna be busy with work for the next 9 hours and change
>>538002508I have no idea anon, I use critical hud so shit's there whevever I boot up the game
>>538002775I'm aware a lot of HUDs do that, but clearly, I can't access my game and its HUD at this moment since I've got a career and I'm commuting to it as we speak. Guess I'll know around 6 PM EST
shupo crit mating press
>>538005235Concur
>>538001315
be on the lookout for some leaks in the official tf2 discord. something's happening.
>>538007993there's a tf2 discord???
>>538007993@Eric is this true?
Bro thinks we're going to join his discord server
>>538007993let me guess, the maps were picked and the workshoppers that got in couldn't hold it to themself and started flaunting to their friends in dms and now the surprise of when the update is happening is ruined
https://youtu.be/E26kaS7DXnw?t=143>GigachadstyJesus did a livestream despite being sickNow this guy has endurance, he's somebody who can bite the bullet. On the other hand, someone like BlessedViva would probably take sick time off from work if he stubbed his toe.
"Mapper": NOOOOOOOO ERIC I said I want 90% of the revenue for this map!!!Eric: please...we were supposed to release this update last week...you literally made a grass texture...best I can do is 2%...
>>538008934Nice stache
>>538008934
>>538008767>couldn't hold it to themself and started flaunting to their friends in dmssomething like that yeah. the emporium is back at it again with full steam.
>>538008934basedweezy made a better, more concise video on the matter>>538009248why is demo looking at m elike that>>538010071EMPORIUMBROS? OUR RESPONSE???
sex with shupossex with meguminsex with fempyro
>>538010631yea
Good News! the helicopter map creators haven't been active after the "announcement" in their little mvm workshoppers discord server. Looks like the reskinned monoculus didn't get in. Wheezy was right too: most submissions that got in were old potato mvm maps. Bad newsone or two submissions from the emporium probably got in, they've been very secretive about it though, probably to be on Eric's good side. Haven't heard a thing about new aussies. Though it's highly unlikely such information will be declassified, especially to the workshoppers,. Guess we'll have to wait and see
>>538011019I NEED MY NEW AUSSIES RIGHT MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>538011019The new aussies will finally redeem us
>>538011019I'll be mad if that Russia map got in, I'm tired of>yep the worksloppers made a trailer / promo page, that means we gotta add it regardless if it's fun
>>538011019>Haven't heard a thing about new aussies.It was already confirmed by Eric earlier that he isn't interested in loot suggestions from the community tho (because it takes 15-60 seconds to open up photshop and paint an area piss yellow lol) and I don't see why he would share what the tf "team" has planned early in emails
>>538011268As I've been told by a friend whose close friends reside in the emporium, even they don't know anything about the topic of aussies. the emporium believes we won't get new aussies but enhanced drop rates it seems. BUT, I disagree. Why would such information be declassified to the workshoppers? They probably get called so valve doesn't fuck up the copy and paste shit. there's still hope.
>>538011687fingies crossed. keep up the smooth sleuthing, shupobro
>>538011019aw man, i wanted a new aussie direct hit
Let me know when the Zombstuh's in...
>>538001630Deadlock is Team Fortress 3.
>>538011816>keep up the smooth sleuthing, shupobrothat's another thing. Can't badger my colleague too much. But it's all we know for now.>>538011526>It was already confirmed by Eric earlier that he isn't interested in loot suggestions from the community thoyeah, wheezy did a decent video about it. I dunno about this new "ticket" concept for community mvm missions. I think he was high on the cheap stuff when he came up with that theory. not the first time he's been high has he?
>>537976254Should swap Blessed for Based now that you are back against all odds.>>537979609post trade link ill send a dupe craft soldier to the first few posted cuz i know people will try to slip in and i have a fuckton of self crafted hat duplicates from years of melting ref
>>538012598https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1229281326&token=KNGjFAnSThank you!
DON'T wake me up when the mvm update drops because it will be a nothingburger that is not waking up for
>>5380125981. Blessed is more fitting because I've been blessed by Jesus Henry Christ and I was about to defeat the dreaded permaban by proving my innocence. B. I was Based before. I mean, I've always been a Based individual, but I swapped from BasedViva to BlessedViva back in like 2018 when Lil B started retweeting feet pics + DJ Khaled was doing the positivity gimmick better at the time. It'd be silly to rebrand to BasedViva again at this rate934Aren't people saying Zesty is unemployed right now? I've got the sniffles and I'm here at my career, organizing my walk-in freezer despite my cold. I'm the true endurance machineJust like how I put up with dumb cunts in Team Fortress 2 casual matches after all these years despite the community being fucking brain dead and full of losers. I persevere against all odds
>>537964273>already 4/5 starslel
>>538013114>I've got the sniffles and I'm here at my career, organizing my walk-in freezer despite my cold. I'm the true endurance machineOkay that's just plain irresponsible -- you work at a grocery store, if you are presenting flu-like symptoms you need to stay home. This is extremely unsanitary behavior.
>>537988412Nah, this sucksJust brink back the Blimp
>>538012598Thanks anon!
>*slurp slurp* Ohh Zesty~. No one would ever compare to you and your manliness to play video games while being sick instead of doing something like seeking employment. That lame BlessedViva would never be like you. He'll call out of his career for any miniscule reason because he's not a hard worker like you *slurp slurp*>Wh-what? Viva's at work despite being sick? N-no, that's not right. I thought he was a weakling unlike you. I'm gonna move the goalpost real quick. That'll pwn him for surePlease seek employment instead of obsessing over streamers and anime all day
>>538015391now sit back down and stay right where you are...
>>537964273that looks like fun, sadly the vipes blackmail & doxxing department created it, sigh>>538015796>I'm not jealous: the post
>>538011019>people getting emails from valve>I got nothingmaybe next year we'll get a /tf2g/ map into the game... maybe next year...it feels so rigged that they just chose a bunch of old potato maps. what was the point in even telling people to make maps if you're just going to choose the maps that were made years ago? to waste everyone's time? if it actually is the case that they only chose old maps and a bunch of gimmick shit then I'm never making anything for valve ever again, they can kiss my ass for wasting my time because I'll know I never even stood a chance
>>538017019whoa, thats a lot of hats, TYSM anon, The taunt is really cool too. time to main heavy now! much love <3
>>537964273I don't understand why some people are so against this, this is the sort of thing we would've loved, having a dedicated map and models tidied up a bit so they don't look totally fucked.The team fortress community has fallen off so hard, just whiney little zesty fanboys and children.It's a Halloween map you don't have to play it, what's wrong with new modes?
never seen a more obvious sloporium shill in my life
Does anyone have dates on when the update will be released? the emporiumfags and such have been real quiet about it
>>538019930If the other updates are anything to go off of, when people start getting emails it means usually ~1 week out assuming a map doesn't delay the entire update because its vscript broke. I'd guess mid next week at the earliest, more likely early the week after
>>5380199302 weeks according to some.
>>537997708She looks like she was ripped straight out of some trannies retro throwback horror game or some shit which I doubt is not too far off.
I did not care for the skippugakis.
I hate blue archive but I love those green brats
>>538019930https://x.com/CipherlockYT/status/1948732970925281339Eric sends out emails roughly a month before the update is due to releaseSince the deadline was August 27th, I'd guess now is the picking period and in a few weeks Eric will send out the emails for the chosen maps, giving the mappers a month to patch up things before the release (right before Halloween)
I hope the update will kill this game for good.
Please Eric fuck up the drop rate so it's guaranteed Australium/Golden Pan drops
>>538024005tee ef two vvill not die!
do you guys really need to have wrapping paper on your weapons to have fun with this game
No I just want another tradie melty
This thread is full of mental sickness right now.
>>538024523warpaints are cool. you can really do some mix and match with your loadouts. its fun, unless you're an uncreative fuck who can't stand the sight of other people enjoying something you dont. I'm thinking you might be one, considering you've been schizo posting a gumball character into a tf2g thread. go watch a show meant for tiny baby men, come back when you've grown some chest hairs
back from work peeps. I'm tired now
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
playing silksong ofc >>538029526
>>538029526Not enough people posting frags.
>>538031823amen
In this world...you're either a smart fragga or a fmart sragga...
The people behind Mobstah would totally tout him as bisexual if he got into the game.
>>538034594>you can call me... the wokstah>3 DEI hires, 3 monumental genders
do we still like tyler mcvicker here
>>538036192we never did
>>538036192we always did and will always do, newgens will pretend to hate him for being a indie constantly right journalist
Is it easier to sell Professional Killstreak Kits on steam market or trade them on backpack.tf?
537997438mad
>>538029526shupotrannies are working overtime saying "update when" "update next week"
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3556803680Here's your new Elite grade
>>538039984meant for >>538040275
>>538041570>creator has already made 17 robot hats
>>538041576Not at all
>>537981083hahah, i laughed the joke is (voice) spy: pornography!
get back to the barn-building, jebediah
lol
Wallve
>>537981083I just want the shupo cosmetics...
actually we build schizoshacks 'round these parts...
>>538041570>>538041825>More concerning, check his twitter to see if they actually post any art/thought procceses>It's ALL political left leaningone life... one shot by zog slop...>>538042985Lol'd
>more concerning, he disagrees with me
lmao are you seriously digging into the twitter postings of someone who made cosmetics for team defense fort 1+1
>>538041825>200+ workshop submissions>Mostly fotm meme crap>16k hours>Less than 2k hours on record
>>538035443>not calling him "The Woke Mob-ster"
>you can spot invisible spies by Starting and then Stopping a demo recording>valve will never fix this for some reason>you can bypass sv_pure restrictions by loading your mods first on a server with sv_pure disabled>valve will never fix this for some reason>you can bypass long spawn times by reconnecting to the server as long as your copmputer is decent>valve will never fix this for some reason
>>538045998>disagreesgetting one shotted by "current event" talks is retard behavior, sorry your entire existence is just "I hate nazis or fags". albeit fags are the reason the world sucks rn >>538046196I just wanted to see if he was just another Emporium troon who creates and consumes slop. He is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJhBuxHKPswNew Mannpower kino (from the guy that made Dario Casali seethe)
Is it normal that you can't see your own spray or do server owners have the ability to hide specific sprays? this was on zesty's server
>>538048434try it on a local server, sometimes they break despite importing seemingly fine
>>538048434You have sprays disabled
>>538048883It worked fine for a while, then it stopped appearing in the middle of a match. I tried respraying it but it never appeared.>>538048937I have the sprays enabled, and I could see the other sprays just fine.
>>538049669weird, do you have some kind of low settings config? you might have hit the decal limit or something
this TF2 thread has won the marketplace of ideas.
i dont understand how pubbers enjoy the game while nobody is speaking, its borderline autilstic, just silence and no one speaking while you playone of the highlights of comp is actually people speaking idk
>>538051828well, let's see... maybe, just maybe, people, you know β like the game..? β maybe? instead of β you know β random people online....? can you unwrap that?
>>538051594I use mastercomfig, but something like this hasn't happened before
>>538052494anime/sniper enjoyers are all mentally ill
>>538052313it's still most likely the decal limit, even if it hasn't happened before
surely tonight guys right? right???
>>538051828When I try to do my casual callouts for my team to spruce up the vibe and to make it less dead, they just get all fucking stupid and say "Duhhh this is casual not comp". Nothing but fucking losers in this playerbase
>>538053268its friday, go outside senpai
>the enemy team has resorted to sending bugs and insects to fly into your monitor and pester you
>>538053268S-sure bro...
Imagine TF2 if it were like Valve's other class shooter..
>>538053268one more sleep, bro
>>538053768valves other shooter? yeah tf2 would be frikin epic if it had a main menu like this
>>538053653What does this image prove?
>>538051828not just TF2, but it's unironically a generational thing caused by some sort of weird mix between nihilism and learned anti-social behavior. people used to talk all the time in video games pre 2010 or so, it's only recent people get bothered/are uncomfortable by people using VOIP trying to communicate the game or are just tryna have a normal conversation>to the point people must announce to the rest of the server that others should be quiet KEKnow all the socially stunted younger people get assmad if people talk in "their game" lmao, idk why but trans people in TF2 get especially bothered by this >inb4 "erm le hecking MIC spammrez and RACISM is why i hate VOIP you worthless CHUD!!1" with no proof what so everyeah yeah whatever you say xister
>you are on your way to 2fort>heavy cheater with tomislav (they all use it)>you are on your way to Borneo >5 soldier bots only using shotguns >boykisser avatars and gay furry nicknames>you are on your way to Brazil>scout with crit hack and aim>scout is kicked and and another guy on soldier with direct hit is using cheats shows up>both had a vac bans >you are on your way to dustbowl >this cheating soldier again>just leaves when I typed in the chat random stuff I met these animals in 2 hours while just jumping from one game to another. What the fuck have I done to deserve this
>>538056532every sane person moved to deadlock bro
tf2
>>538052185fair enough, you can always enjoy the game for what it is without socializing but its like a multiplayer game, you're playing with others, i feel like having a bit of socializing and banter really improves the experience how could we get to the point wheres theres way more chit chat on an average competitive pickup game than in any casual match? and it has been like this since years before MyM in Europe, if anything comp people were even more talkative and less socially stunted in the past>>538055729theres also this loop of "nobody talks so why should i talk"Even the chat in casual 12v12 servers is dead, but often times if i bring up a topic or ask a question then a handful of people jump in and start chatting
>>538058752
>we finally broek zestyEMPRORIUMGODS WON!!!
>>537781462>>537782157it would block the usage of body cosmetics like cold front curbstompers block the usage of mantreands and gunboats
>>537890325not going to watch that video but back in 2015 when we didn't have any custom announcers it was jarring, so he is right about the voice acting.nowadays it doesn't help that there isn't any good map with custom announcers
>>538059736>So that's it? After 3 months, so long, good luck?>LizardOfOz: I don't recall saying good luck
>>538059736the worst part about lizard of oz's vscript slop is that they're always a massive downgrade from the pre-existing server mod versions
>>537973448that is pretty neatthose tiny maps remind me of ctf_hallofdeath
>>538051828>i dont understand how pubbers enjoy the game while nobody is speaking>its borderline autilstic, just silence and no one speaking while you playuh, for me it's music, I'm always listening to something so I just unplug while fragging.although now that you mention it was fun back in the past when someone did speak up on voip, be it either full on sperging or just bringing some random topic of discussion, I wonder why is that so rare now.specially on a game with unmoderated chat like tf2
>>538061678but this is just randomizer with proper animations and re-rolls. it's a QoL improvement if nothing else.
>>538059736Hmm lemme guess what will happen>Map gets added>Matchmaker shits itself for the first two days so people can't even try it out>Massive bugs that will make it unplayable>A week and 4 patch note updates later the issues are fixed>It's still an unbalanced mess>Players sΓΆyface at a brand new gamemode>Get tired of it in a few days and only force themselves to play it for contracts>A month later Halloween is over and people have already forgotten about it>LizardOfOz and DivaDan whipe hater's tears with their profits while already making *spins wheel*...v-script surf maps for Smissmas
>>538011019>>538017576I also didn't get any emails, I hope shupoposter is wrong it feels a little early for them to have already decided on maps and I wanted to hold out hope
>>538059736How long until they make Prophunt an official mode?
>>538063053With the Great Wall of Zest finally down, it's looking like this year's our year.
>>538059736>Prop Hunt>Gun Game>VIPHere's another to add to the pile!
>>538025486The following is finally true>>537999825>>>538056532>>you are on your way to 2fortStopped reading right there. I would never queue up for fucking 2fort of all fucking things
>>538053458>Nooo you're not meant to actually try, you're supposed to just pretend like you dont care about winning while obviously preffering to win and not to losesame crowd that gets mad if you do the objective in CTF, its one of the most annoying things about the TF2 pubber community
>>538063393Of peak!!!
>>538063507nta but this whole stopped reading because I muh wound never is actually sound stupid
>>538063393Don't forget Saxton. It's genuinely kind of fascinating how these people are so obsessed with making these new gamemodes.
>>538010631many are saying this
>>538063964>new
>>537999825>>538063507post a hud that shows this, mine doesn't
>>538063964VSH doesn't really count, it has the most seniority as a gamemode going back decades and involves an important official character so it has precedence over people coming up with OC shit like Zombie Infection or that vampire lady
>mfw 5 games in a row my nigger team can't do anything and the enemy team has niggers with over 10k hours jerking one another offI still top scored on the server but I swear to CHRIST if I get one more game where my cuntlicking team doesn't build a GODDAMN TELEPORTER OR POP THEIR CHARGE BEFORE DYING I'M UNINSTALLING HOLY SHIT LET ME HAVE ONE FUCKING GOOD GAME ON MY DAY OFF YOU ASSLICKING RETARDED SHIT FOR BRAIN DEVS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! TF2! *CLAP* IS! *CLAP* SAVED!!!!!!!
>>538064656Is that Lady Geist from the hit game Deadlock?? Holy moly TF2 is saved!!
>>538064656woahhhhh female in tf2..... woo wee mama
>>538064156vip has even more seniority than saxton hale as a character
casters quarterly witch my beloved
>>538064072>>537999825found onehttps://tf2huds.dev/hud/TF2HudPlusI think this is only casual matches right? Is this all casual matches you've ever played?luckily I still have a positive KDR with more healing than damage. i played a ton of casual medic, thought that'd skew the results a little
>>538064818no that's drifters wife
>>538065106Even they came up with an OC for it instead of using the real Civilian though.
>>538064656CLAP MORE LIKE PLAPPLAPLAPLAP PALAPAPL OOUGGGGGGGHHHHHH
>>538065238the short OG vip has its charm but the OC fixed some of the problems with the civilian, plus making him bigger than the OG civilian achieves two goal>making him easier to spot overall>making it easier to understand his importance for both the defenders and attackers>representing his large healthpool (hence why scout and sniper look pretty skinny and heavy has the biggest silhouette in tf2)
>>538064056Being pedantic is NOT the same as being clever!!
>>538065648What's Kona watching here
>>538065481It still would be more comparable to VSH if they had made an updated Civilian rather than introduce their own OC. No one says you can't make the Civilian larger and give him a gun rather than make Store Brand Tony Soprano
>>538064881LOL
>>538065353whats this cropped image from ?
>>538066063you don't wanna know
>>538064881Already a thing since 2013.
>>538066171she looks like us sister...
>>538065862Kagami's fatass
Witch GF or vampire GF?
>>538066242imagine being so obsessed you look at a biological woman and think of trannies
>>538066260Now THAT I wanna see!
>>538066431Shes not real, but you are a real girl bro
>>538066484now this is heckin wholesome chungus 100....
>>538066679i just love seeing representation in tf2!
>>538066426witch cause she can change her form and cast spells
>>538066426Gargoyle GF
>>538066915sexsexsex
>>538066426Witch because she wouldn't try to bite me and make me a vampire. Maybe a light hexing at the most
>>538066915BOIOIOIOIOING
i love tf2g so much
>>538064656>Some literal who Vampire OC instead of MerasmusCoomers man...
>>538067691shut up amish freak, stop being transphobic.
>>538064656wtf are those nails...
>>538066260stop calling him Heavy: thats too informalcall him HWG (Heavy Weapon Guy): Cooler, sounds badass
>>538067948They tried to do claws but did not figure out how to attach them to the fingers
I've had an evening of mediocre games bros...
>>538068641:(
>>538067970In TF2, he's always been Heavy.
They should just put the misc section in the main matchmaking pool and have it on by default
>>538068949And yet he literally says "I am Heavy Weapons Guy" in that video bro... it's his first line ever uttered
>>538068641it going well for me, until the map changed to fucking upward
>>538069035misc me with that gay shit
How do you pronounce Hwguy
>>538069978Heweggy
Tonight i shall have sexual intercourse with a girl, and play some MvM
>>538067660I do too :)Missed you guys during my permaban>>538066426My actual gf, who is neither. She did dress like a hippie for Halloween though!>>538063607"I don't care that I'm bottom scoring with a 0:29 kdr. I'm having fun!"May Christ send these fucking cunts to eternal damnation
>walk to enemy spawn door>place stickybombs at the entrance>detonate when people attempt to exit>enemy starts bitching about spawncamping and calls me a niggerI can't believe bluds are still doing this in the big '25. It's an intended mechanic.
>>538067860>brings up trannies out of nowhere
>>538070813because that's who enjoys the gooner slop silly billy
in QWTF, the original TF mod made by Robin Walker and Ian Cook for Quake, the community created a custom gamemode for CTF called "AGR" - Attackers Go Red, which may have been the inspiration for A/D mode in later Team Fortress gamesJust the concept of having CTF turned into this makes it so much better imo, or at least taking turns like stopwatch so the first half you defend for 10 minutes and then you try to attack and capture the flag more times than the enemy did in their half
>>538070813don't reply to the obsessed retard
imagine if TF2 had 100 maps haha
>>538070275glad to have you back viva, this place feels empty without you
>>538071818t. Viva
>>538072195not at all, he's one of the few on topic posters.
>>538071818Put your trip back on
>>538072281i dont use trips schizo
>>538071818Thank you very much :)>>538072195>>538072281I never post without my trip. Plus you can tell when it's actually me because I'm streaming rn with my uncharismatic pocket and you can tell when I afk from the game to type on 4chan
>>538072254>>538013114>>538015796oh yeah him blogging about being at work while sick, glazing himself on how cool his name is, and ranting about zesty fanboys is REAL on topic
>>538074173Mocking any eceleb drones is way more productive than talking about them, at least you get a laugh out of it versus the alternative (mindlessly gobbling up whatever they shit out).Before you call me a troonporium member, this equally applies to them. Have a good one retard.
>>538074329dude just called him irresponsible for being a public worker and working while sick and he started ranting about zesty for no reason, no he's totally obsessed and off topic and ironically glazing viva also makes you an eceleb drone
>>538074505>1. Look at the op you schizoid retard 2. he's joining the discussion in a clearly mock/sarcastic way. I never said i liked him btw, I simple said his presence was missed. Now fuck off retard and get a job
>>538071760sadly the sheep couldn't appreciate the thinking manns map
>>538074752I have a job blud, don't get mad and project onto me just because someone calls you out on jacking off viva and pretending that's somehow better than talking about ecelebs>I never said i liked him btwgoalpost moving, you wouldn't have missed him without liking him unless you literally have stockholm syndrome for the beaner bagboy
>>538074173Tripfagging 101, he's annoying as shit and a fat brown retard
>>538071760Eric (who was at Valve since 2000): lol here's 10+ new maps per update :)
>>538074173>>538074505>>538075145TRVKES
>>538075097>schizobabbling because someone said they missed the presence of a tf2 shitposteryou dont have to lie about having a job buddy job blud, you quite literally give off unemployable vibes btw.
>>538059736You'd think they'd take a hint after 3 vslop projects being rejectedDoesn't it get frustrating to make these game modes only to have them canned? They'd be better off using their talents to make standard maps since those are way more likely to actually get added
>>538075474>just ignores what was said and moves into a strawman argumentI accept your concession.
>>537999825I also found where you can find your statshttps://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/440/?tab=playermatchmakingoverview
>>538076496uh, what do you want me to refute? I gave him a compliment to a tf2g poster he didn't deserve? Based on your opinion, the anti social schizoid of tf2g? (btw that isnt a strawman, it's just reality as to why you'd be unemployable.)
>>538064656>one of the selling points is that she'd be the first playable woman in TF2Uhhhh....I don't think so...
>>538076813
>>538076813Technically not even the first playable woman in the franchise either
>>537915298>>538011019lol
be valve>could add shiny new items and rake in more money thought imaginedOR>release another nothing update into bootcamp and get nothingHMMMMMMMM
Your MvM, sir.
>>538079081
>>538079081>gold gaswould be funny
>not australium second bananaERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
>>538080049another week without an update, not even a teaser
>>538080049I'm at work
>>538080049I just finished a pubbing sesh and now I'm watching The Departed again :)
>>538080049because you're here
>>538080409How so? I'm just curious as to what made this place so barron and empty.
>>538080656>barronno wonder your posts are all retarded
>>538080656>barron
>>538079081>Australium gasEric wouldn't DARE
>>538079081>nhentai tour numbernice
>>538076940nope, fanfic >b-but the company owning the ip released it!!its still not written by the original team nor was there a comic for the original game and way over two decades after, tfc pyro was not a woman (not to mention he has the generic male voice lines and if a playable woman was made in the 90s/00s it wouldn't be a granny but a hot chick))
>>538080850>>538080924>>538081061you're welcome, thanks to mtye this place is alive.
>>538081273>I was only pretending to be retarded!
>>538080049Same as before, not enough frags being posted.
>>538081341>vs you who is an actual retard
>>538081273>saving face by pretending he did it on purpose
why is tf2g so illiterate?
>>538081427quoting yourself therefore you are the retard
>>538081467I phonepost a lot, so I blame my autocorrect
Barron mtye the first
Barron mtye creator of the schizoshack
>>538081458Sometimes i make spelling mistakes. You're not perfect, anon. I'm sure you're far from it.
>>538081498No, put the quote applies to any thought you conjure up, lass
>>538081253You're coping hard, the quake guy recolors are not considered canon and Quake World Team Fortress is not the same thing as TFC.Only the new models from TFC are ever acknowledged and that one is masked and easily could be a woman. Them being lazy and reusing the same singular voice lines for every class isn't a valid argument, they didn't have the budget to hire different actors back then.>if a playable woman was made in the 90s/00s it wouldn't be a granny but a hot chick))She was a hot chick originally retard, the comics happen 30 years after TFC takes place. Also, Robin Walker was still there and part of saying Pyro is a woman, so your whole shit's retarded.
Heavy LOVES having fun races with his friends Sonic, jet set radio guy and monkey from super monkey ball! (this is canon to the team fortress lore because valve that owns his image approved it!)
>>538080049There's no good discussions here, unfortunately its spammed by people who suck at this game, or don't even care about the game and rather spam off topic anime
>>538082121post your stats and prove you are not a shitter
>>538082192I can post my 6k hours, shit on you in a competitive or casual setting, and you'd move the goal posts like you have a dozen times. It doesn't change what I said, shitters here have the most to say. If you disagree, you're the shitter my post calls out.
>>538082285but you didn't heheh ok shitter
>>538082192don't feed the samefag, he just wants replies
>>538082345>>538082349retard(s)
>do thing >I can>ok so do it>...
>I, ze spy, love my friends knuckles and shenmue guy! (Ignore that this game was written by someone else and made by a different team, this was approved by valve and makes sense to the tf2 lore!)
>meanwhile the connection between pokemon girls and tf2 has not yet been found
>>538081786this truth nuke got him boiling, good job
I love Cream...
>>538084082me too bro
>>538084082Cream the Rabbit is an instruction
>2 hours of playing Medic>The majority of it is me silently judging my teammates and feeling validated that most TF2 players are half-sentientChat, is this normal?
>Oi wankah, I got the ability to turn into a action figure! It's a part of my lore Valve approved this ability you even get lore desc when you buy me!
>>538084638Yes.
Good Fuhrer Friday. Death to pedos.Hail victory.
>2 hours of playing Heavy>YA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA YA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA DO-DE-DA-VA-DA-DA-DADA! KABOOOOOM-KABOOOOOOM!> VZZZZZT! RAHRAHRAHRAH! VRRRRR! AAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>538084968>forgot his glasses for some reasonThe RED figures were such shit, the BLU ones were improved but they never released all of them
>the Killing floor apocolypse is canon in TF2 because pyro is approved by valve thereAnd here I thought the scream fortress gamemode was just a community fanfic! They really have a zombie problem in TF2 universe
>>538086341The Loose Pussy
>>538086341Yakub's Testicle Launcher
>>538086341Double D's (Donks)
>>538086341Your death is ca(n)non in the tf2 lore !
>>538086341TENGA CANNON SERIES
>>538086341I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers
>>538086341TFC Pyro IS female
>>538087247winrar, probably too long
>>538083609the connection is the trans people here goon to it
>>538085083Based
>>538087247Winrar.
>>538087270So true xister! Hop on the Emporium discord chat so I can pocket you through the evening!
>>538087673I can't aim regular pipes
>>538087673Uh oh, the paper said pyro is a xy!
>>538087673sorry, I meant plap
xyro
>>538088051https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/2c/Spy_taunt_rps_win_09.wav
>>538086341I fap to Asuka porn
>>538079081>look up tour numberDAMNTHOSE ARE SOME NICE AUSTRALIUM SHUPO DROPS
Temporarily enable the spirit of Halloween?Press F1 to vote YESPress F2 to vote NO
>>538092410https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/92/Vote_failure.wav
>no strange filter for dustbowl
bro how do you even play this gamecasual is deaduncletopia is dead except 1-2 full servers you have to queue up forlike what does that even leave? skial? furrypound?
>>538095181Preferably with at least one friend
face-melting harassing scattergunkills (only Hassle Castle): 1488demomen killed: 41the paranoid schizophrenic has found patterns in the numbers
>>538095354why hassle castle
>>538095181just finished doing a tour with my friends, play with friends or just hop on casual its not that hard bra
>>538095181zestytopia
>>538095330i dont see how having 2 or 3 people changes anything
>>538095421gives the prefix "harassing" to the gun
>>538095749More opportunity to kick the bottom scoring cunts with negative KDRs + instead of feeling helpless and carrying 11 useless cunts, you can queue up with 2 competent pals and now you only have to carry 9 useless cunts
>>538095895thats not really the problem i was describing but thanks anyway
how do i get out of casual elo hell? i always get stuck with the afk f2ps and hoovies and get matched against hales own sniper rifle owners, vacc medics, and annoying kunai spies. I usually topfrag and I usually lose.
>>538096184play pubs and forget about casual
>>538095895>kicking noobs in casualretard
>Frankenizer (Randomizer)This is your chance to have the Mobster added to the game, Lizard.
>>538081786>She was a hot chick originallyImagine
>>538099853my cute disfigured wife
>>538096184You aren't in elo hell. Your reward for being better than average is that you get to be the babysitter for your team against the Hale's own pre-made team stack on the other team. Have fun.
>>538096184you got 3 choicesstop being a bitch and play the game like it was meant to be enjoyed. it's not invite grand finals you don't need to win every match. frag out, collect clips, have funplay community serversplay 6spick ur poison
so is this general just gonna be dead until the MvM update drops?
>>537918793>>538029526>>537918793so all i have to do is repeat the same copypasta fake question and it'll regularly get 3+ (You)s?
>>538106346what's the point of (You)s if you're not even trying to start a conversation?
>>538105780no idea but i'll keep posting shupo
>>538106491why is there a doughnut on the floor
>>538074057>I never post without my trip.this is a lie, we've seen you forget to remove your trip while posting as anon a few times
>>538017974>>538062113Randomizer is a dead gamemode that only exists on community 2fort/hightower servers. The only ones that are active are the x10 variants with no time limit and very little incentive to "win". Objectively speaking, this vscript gamemode is fundamentally flawed due to it being shoehorned into the retarded casual system rather than the community server system it was BUILT for. It's very sad to see these mapmakers appeal to community server "nostalgia" without a care for the actual source material. They just want to bastardize beloved community gamemodes (that aren't even THEIRS to begin with) and milk them with a dozen variants for profit. These aren't even maps anymore. Nobody WANTS to play these long term. These are disposable gimmicks that amount to absolutely nothing substantial. Reminder that your average map maker hates you and hates the game! Fuck, what's next? 100% crits? Super Zombie Fortress? Jailbreak? These retards have no original bone in their body.
>>538095895>Negative kdr Retard doesn't know middle school maths. Do you know how fractions and ratios work my guy? Don't you work as a cashier? Don't you guys have to deal with numbers?
Post good/classic sprays. Lewds are fine too.
>>538109408>he doesnt go down to negative kills due to killing himself
Why is tf2g so dead? It's Friday night.
(You)
>>538111767I'm not playing tf2 because my GPU died :(
>>538111767Some people here, such as BagMANAGER, are gainfully employed.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/comments/3561810014>another cosmetic that changes the class colors for no reason>emporium member (woshee) in the comments handwaving actual concerns with belittling behaviorjust another day
>>538111975The way he talks is so funny, it's like if reddit raised a 3d modeler
>>538113242the man's a walking parody, great representation for the emporium
>>538111975The emporium is in desperate need of a PR department reining in their maniacal trannies
>>538113436I don't think at this point reining in could undo the shear amount of damage the emporium has done for the game and their reputation.It's more entertaining rather watching the public consensus shift towards despising the troonporium. It's even happening slowly on plebbit who which the emporium so desperately relies on to keep their "good image" intact. Once they don't have them to rely on anymore the shear weight of over a decade of irreparable actions will finally come crashing down.
>>538111975Funny thing about that Woshee guy. He used to be a workshop commenter who was very critical of items. He even proudly displayed this on his profile. The Emporium made fun of him in their server for quite some time, until he joined and started sucking dick to "fit in". He has no items submitted to the workshop, yet continues to shill Emporium talking points for free, all while they still hate him. It's such a sad existence. When will he realize that he's on the losing side?
>>538114406>He has no items submitted to the workshopActually he has two, a bland war paint which surprise surprise doesn't fit the art style and a complete joke war painthttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3474111483https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3456046649
>>538114581So basically, he has nothing actually submitted. He's just a larper who thinks making a single striped gradient warpaint gives him an "in" to these workshop circles.
>>538114767The funny thing is I looked in the emporium 'cord and some of them were saying it shouldn't change the team colors, then he showed up complaining everyone was talking too much and said people were bitching and moaning about the colors. He's a retard even in the den of retards.
>>538115061>they're only now expressing "dissent" on things they used to openly not care about because they know more people are watching their server
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3562584122Holy crap Lois, it's the Jonkler but with cancer!
(voice) spy: among us
>>538116872we live in a society
>>538116872Needs a clown wig
Do you guys use a wired or wireless mouse?
>>538119404Wired, wireless has too much latency and it's annoying to change the batteries
>>538119404Touchpad.
>>538114406>>538114581>click his profile>he has a linktree?>click that>he has a link to an ao3 story that he wrote about some superhero teen girl and her sidekicks, like what a 13 year old would write>shitty hand drawn graphics>links to a patreon for his ao3 story "fanclub">also links his steam wishlist for good measure
>>538122861What is it about this game in particular that attracts so many autists with big egos?
What are loadouts that instantly tell you "yup, that guy's a performative male"?
>>538119404Wired. Had a wireless when I played with a laptop 12 years ago. Never again>>538128775Burly Beast
>>538128775All the compfag mainstays>leaving the stock headgear (ex. sniper stock hat with villain's veil)>"moonlight i'm sorry"etc. you know a compfag loadout when you see one, and no one is impressed by them besides other compfags
>>538129634>annoying weeb items like noh mercy + pro ks kunai with otherwise extremely boring or unfunny renames, legendary lid, hong kong coneforgot these as well, they seem to go hand in hand
>>538119404Wired, Endgame Gear XM1r as a spiritual successor to the Steelseries Sensei. I initially thought it was a gimmick, but those bungee cable managers can make a world of difference depending on the layout of your desk and would recommend trying one out if you have cable issues. You don't need to get an expensive one, I spent $5 on mine and it's worked fine for years.>>538128775Similar to >>538129634, loadouts especially on Demo or Scout designed to look like minimalist modern streetwear. Buck Turner All Stars, baseball caps - this is excusable on Scout of course - Bruiser's Bandanna, sunglasses, shoulder pets, other small accessories such as medals, Horrible Horns or Earbuds. These loadouts juxtapose the desired air of indifference associated with not wearing any hats, or just wearing a gibus, with going to the effort to purchase these items with the appropriate paint and equip them.
I like Randomizer
>>537999825
>>538133813Dawn has the strongest loadout
>>538059736I doubt this will be added because>Valve won't want to officially add a game mode that gives out every weapon for free>If you can only use weapons you already have then newer players are at a huge disadvantage since they can't roll as many weapons
>>538059736You can tell he angrily and frustrated wrote thatIt's kind of sad really, he tried to become some sort of messiah for tf2 but is not mentally built for such a role when even the slightest opposite view pops up he starts to seetheHe should honestly just take a break from tf2 or quit
>>538122861holy KEK, this shit is too funny to be true... God bless the TF2 troonporium
>>538059736vslop was a mistake and I knew it from the start.
I present to you the slightly less coombait fempyro
>>538133813>That top spray
>>538139881> less coombait modanon, it's ok now, you don't live with your mom anymore you are allowed to enjoy sexy women on your pc screen now
>multiclassshotgunpistolhalf-zatoichi>medicubersawcrusader's crossbowkritzkrieg>spyconniver's kunail'etranger>pyrodragon's furyflare gun>demomaniron bomberloose cannon>soldieroriginaldirect hit>heavysecond bananafists of steel>engineergunslingereureka effect>sniperhuntsmankukri>scoutsoda popperflying guillotine
>>538133813>those heavy bocchersNice
Minion.Minion is very funny.But minion will be ded.https://youtu.be/kek1EWf6OVQ
>have fun>sniper forces me into a non-interaction>no longer having fun
you know this general would be a little more bearable if all the loli shit was banned
>single player tf2 game on source 2what do you make of this
>>538149059sounds like a neat idea that's never happening
Tried playing Spy for a change and after 5 minutes I'm already fuming
>>538150526don't worry about the guy in the middle of combat with everyone shooting suddenly turning around towards you when you decloak totally not cheating
>>538095181Skial 64 player 2fort
>>538133813What a CRINGE edit.
>>538148396Trvke.
it is fair to assume that the demofloyd poster was once a bot hoster that now uses his free time to post here
Had a real neato encounter yesterday. I was queued up in 2fort to grind out contracts painfully and had to interface with an ornery lout who joined and not even two minutes in begins to instigate benign conflict to front his warranted acute performative manliness. I offered my warmness and growth mindset towards this individual and this was the outcome. I don't know if this measures up to a victory without having to participate in an hvh, but I don't think I'll want to again, it seems mentally exhausting and taxing spiritually.
>Me trying to connect to a Valve server if /tf2g/ was in charge of the game (the bot crisis has been crushed)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3WmyPDtdfIBased and shotgun on Medic-pilled
>>538133813I fucking love randomizer, but I still think they shouldn't add randomizer officially just because I still fucking hate the idea of adding seasonal wacky gamemodes that are populated for like a month tops and then just fucking die, and because I don't want the emporium fags to get a single cent
>>538149059Fell for tyler mcniggers lies
>Randomizer is a SourceMod plugin and server modification for Team Fortress 2. The publicly-released version was developed by FlaminSarge based on the original Randomizer by EnigmatiK. This version has a rewrite by FortyTwoFortyTwo.>None of these people are credited on the new vscript mapImagine stealing someone's idea and making money off of it and not even crediting them. They threw a tantrum for Overcast but this is acceptable I guess
>>538153991Tyler liedPeople cried
>when you rush to last as scout but there are 4 level 3 sentries
>>538154525Didn't that lizard nigga claim to be the original creator of vsh
>>538156438Ye but not randomizer
I love Team Fortress 2!
>>538154525of course they didn't, because they are greedy kikesremember when those two retards tried to take like 55% of the Invasion update money for themselves?
playing comp with my bros
>>538164702Bug tell Gonta kill /tf2g/
>>538133813so fucking based....
>>538154880source
>>537889001i miss tf2 so much, why did they abandon it? i know it has code that might be 26+ years old but still. Is the other stuff valve is developing really that much cooler? or do they get paid more?
>>538167647The evil man known as Zesty Jesus has blackmailed Valve Software into never updating TF2 ever again.
>>537889001tf2 sdk dropped a while back, has anyone done anything cool with it yet?
>>538167647>Is the other stuff valve is developing really that much cooler?no>or do they get paid more?yes
Why is /tf2g/ so barron?
>>538167791Too early, the major mods just put up a steam store page and are working finishing it
>>538168471playing osrs currently struggling on the CG. any anons have any tips?
>>538168834Those mods that have been working, downloadable and playable for years? They haven't been able to finish what exactly?
>>538169508TF2C for example has to basically redo the entire mod as it used to run as it's own standalone thing, to be on the steam store it has to be a TF2 mod (require TF2 to run)
>>538169278post stats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mofXr_9GX0s>No resupply lockers because it would reset loadouts, just plop large health and ammo packs in spawn instead>Teammates just sit afk at the dice until they get something good>The classes just swap their unique animations with each other (so you have shit like a Heavy running like a Scout or a Spy walking like a Soldier)No Thanks/Not Interested
>>538171293>you can just reroll in spawn>the reroll dice has a 3 second cooldownholy LAMEpart of the fun with randomizer was the challenge of trying to get kills with even the worst rolls
Why couldn't they make it like the original randomizer mode where it gives you a new loadout after you die?
>>538173972BECAUSE THEY GOTTA PUT A NEW FUN AND WACKY SPIN ON IT SO PEOPLE WILL SOPIFACE WHEN THEY SEE ITThen they vote yes, and then they never touch it because they don't even play the game. They just follow the troonporium account on twitter and vote yes on everything they post
>>538154525Isn't this a pretty big dealIf I was those original creators I'd be furious if some Emporiumfags stole my idea to make money (and not just spare change either)
>>538154525they do that because Valve can't enforce rules
>>538168471Iβm actually surprised there wasnβt a new general already. The schizos really are the life blood here. Otherwise it dies
>See shounic streaming the new Randomizer mod>Looks whatever, fun sloppa for a month>Check /tf2g/ out of pure curiostity>Every faggot is of course seething at itLmfao, never change /vg/.
>Waiter! More vslop that will be dead on arrival and bloat the matchmaker!
>clip dump into an enemy payload/nest>mmm no sorry! they had an m2 pyroWhy is this considered more acceptable than the shit circuit?
>>538174854>>538175339why are you guys so obsessed with this emporium thing? every thread i see like a mountain of those posts. what even is this stuff?
>>538178404>game has a lot of really garbage maps/cosmetics that have been added officially over the years>look at who made it>most of it is made by the same group of people (emporium)
It seems I am not the only Spy.
>>538170630iron btwI am so incredibly trash at pvm that I struggle with anything that's not moons or barrows
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3563312823>Middle finger taunt...censoredWon't someone PLEASE think of the children!
>>538179420Why is it a taunt kill
>>538179420I think about them daily
>>538177552Because it's Team Fortress 2. You gotta appreciate a team using actual teamwork to try to win
reworked the moonman set
>>538180598
>>537997708>mina but shittierdamn... so this is the power of the tf2 community...
>>538179420Man I'm so glad they used Scout's "see where i flipped ya" voiceline. It's practically been begging to be used in a middle-finger taunt for years.
>>538180552Because it's offensive.
Zesty is being somenhera right now....
What should the next OP be?
>>538183295>>538133813
>>538183295Scout eating a sandwich in meet the scout
>>538183295Gonta
>>538183593>>538183615Not TF2 related.>>538184138Perfect!
>>538183295ideally something completely unrelated to tf2
>>538183295>>538064656
https://www.youtube.com/@engineergamingvods4509/featured
>>538184698Also not TF2 related either.
>>538185140buy an ad
>>538185569it's coming with the next scream fortress, chuddy.
>>538185140>click oldest>4 years of this shtick
tier 1, op classes: sniper, soldiertier 2, pretty strong :demo, scouttier 3, ok: pyro , heavycuck tier, gimmick retards: spy ,engi
What K/D do you consider good? and what do you usually manage to get? I seem to always an average of 2:1 exactly, could be better but it's enough to get me to top the scoreboard in most games. I'd like to get a 3:1 average or more ideally
>>538183295you said you were going to stop asking this you faggot
>>538190665I never said that, I said I wish I had never started it.
>>538191285same difference fag you're implying you regret it so why are you still doing it
>>538191352Because once you start you can never stop, and even if I did other people are already stealing it anyway.
>>538192510>Because once you start you can never stopthat's bullshit faggot you can always stop>even if I did other people are already stealing it anyway.literally no one did the last 2 threads
Does anyone here plays the potato.tf mvm operations? I'd be fun if /tf2g/ lads came around to play some modded mvm
>>538192963Not my fault that it's too easy to get replies from it.
>>538192963>literally no one did the last 2 threadsI wonder why... probably unrelated but a bunch of posts were deleted from the thread before that, hmm...
>>538119404Have had a wireless G502 (Lightspeed) for a solid 5 years now, works fine for me.No batteries, just stick the charger in it when I'm watching something for a while or need to step away from my pc for a bit, but don't want to turn it off.
>>538141648Based
>>538133813This is it.The next OP image.There's no question about it.
>>538194414this
>>538194414seconded
>>538194414Where gonta
>>538194414many are saying this
>>538194835Not true
>>538194835trvke
>>538194835only one is saying this and he's spamming
Gonta is coming
>>538195093Because of Ouma
>>538195245Lucky Ouma
>>538194414STOP IT
Reminder not to early threadReminder not to copy ritualposts
>>538153796That's fair. In an ideal world, I'd hope it'd just help community servers find some new life .
>>538195629Also reminder not to use anime girl threads.
>>538195629Ignore early schizo threads Do the needful on early schizo threads
Post true love
>>538196061What a CRINGE meme.
>>538196061Thank you Gonta
Ougoku
Gonta swim
Gonta win soon
I wish to strangle all spy mains with my bare hands.That is all.
>>538196520>>538196520>>538196520GOTTAM
last for fempyro
>>538197251Fuck you nigga
>>538197327https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9f/Heavy_taunts05.wav
Deep Rock Chadlactic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Team Fartress 2
>>538119404I used to use a wired gamer gear one but I swapped to pic related last year and never looked back.
>>538211979cool oven mitt
>>538211979What the fuck is that, a sex toy?
>>538213450vertical mouseother angle with charger cable
More like yucky mouse
