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THE GOAT
who the fuck is King Hero
>>537937803SONNA KIMI NI
so was the 1k+ stam thing really a mistake or is that gaslight
>>537937967
you are here forever
>>537937967umm dia, im your trainer, what are you doing
>>537938027just get 1400/1500 stam+guts with stam being the prio. 1000 stam 400 guts works
>>537938140I would literally be anyone else's slave except Super Creek
>>537937803
I have a couple ideas to improve this game:If you're training Teio, she needs to be squeakier, brattier and have access to unlimited clocksWhenever you're not training Teio, your trainee should be asking "where's Teio?"
Hello Uma. How are your careers going? Youre not going to be fired, are you?
>>537938230You don't have a choice here
danchou... kick the inactive ones...
DAAAAAAARRBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
idk why this shit got me more speed than the runs where i'm actually trying to make a good golshi
>Seiun Sky is useless for this CM because the final leg starts on a straight>Useless for next CM too because the final leg starts on a straightHow is she supposed to be saving frontn runners again?
>>537938458I just lost the darby. Any questions?
I prefer it when my ace run is clearly completely bricked from the start, rather than when the game gives you a perfect junior and classic year then FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS by giving you migraine, 0 rainbows in summer, failed training into awful mood, sleep deprived rest. FUCK YOU Gold Ship. I'm never touching this worthless whorse again after this CM.
She's so cute
>>537938027witbrockGAWD says (stamina + guts = 1500) and 3 gold recoveries is enoughmcqueen + creek SSR is core for Cooldown and Maestro
>>537938192
Bros, I wanted to try the game but it's stuck at 60% loading. Tried "download all", mudada. What do? Based japs are saving me from the gacha addiction?
>>537938140I would be Super Creek's slave in my entire lifeI don't care if she wants to use a pacifier or wear a diaper
>>537938318She has to go now. Her planet needs her.
lmao i'm dragging my club down.How do people play so much? at most i can only play 5 careers per day
remember
>>537938529forgot the pic kek
>>537938649he's only saying 3 gold recov because natie. if you have balls you can live with 2
Teio!
Is Extra Tank actually worth something?or is it completely useless, because you're already in stamina conservation mode before it procs?
Digitan LOVE
>>537938642Your glue is my highroll.
>>537938719that doesn't look so bad
I'm the only one in my club doing any work lmao
>>537938703Try VPN or something, it was stuck for me at 60% when my connection was bad.
>>537938546retard
>>537938719RiceBstGirl...
>>537937803>AI gave tachyon eye highlights
>>537938649>>537938224im seriously considering going 800~900 stam and pumping guts and speed on taishin
>>537938546CM 3 final leg starts at the end of the final corner so late corner skills get a chance to fire.
>>537938069NOOOOO
>>537938998I'm also considering pumping her guts with seed
>>537938879It's my highroll as well, but it could have been a giga highroll. This will almost certainly be the Gold Ship I run in CM as all of my other ones have been complete trash.
>>537938719Could be worse. You could be the only guy playing in yours
>more 1k/1k/ glue>out of borrows for today
>>537938546>Useless for next CM too because the final leg starts on a straightlooks like a corner to me, just close enough that straight skills can also work
1kita-san1super creek4 wit
>>537938762You wouldn't survive these two trying to compete who will make you cum the most and fastest.
chat i waited too long now all the good parents have no space on their follow list....
Never trust Tracen lies
>>537939175twin!
Post Dia!
>>537939382Where is my summer vacation?!
>september senior year>random event inflicts slacker>next turn quad rainbow on speed>doesn't show up>gets third in arima>don't bother clockingWell, power and wit were abysmal anyway so whatever
>>537938719It's about consistency anon. Your chart can look worse than people who are pushing for a specific reason in the first few days but as long as you're doing your 3-5 runs a day and getting non joke fan counts you'll be fine.
>>537939020zoomer are anti sex, they dont rape trainer
>>537938546just put it in the simulator bro... imagine from last thread
my 1.1k 1.1k golshi with straightaway spurt and 3 golds is getting btfo in testing roomsowari da
>>537939394Its bleak down here in shitter leagues bro, hopefully they pick it up soon. I need more shoe circle gibs
>do some research>on the first half anni mission you get a free SSR Uma ticket>on the 1.5 anni you don't>but the 2.5 anni you do>but 3.5 anni you don'teither way what umas are on those tickets anyway? anything that came before the anniversary?
>>537939494EPSATONO ISLAND!
>>537939494
>>537938719>>537939175is this that chronogenesis website?
i know it can be FAR BETTER, but good enough to start farming power parents?
>>537939724The people joining those CM rooms are the ultimate sweats. The real CM will be a lot easier. Trust the plan.
This game is the most fun when you're trying to train an uma in something it's not innately proficient at. The legacy grind is even tougher but more rewarding.
>>537939823no?
>>537939753
Our boy has spoken
>>537939851I'm starting to think King Halo
>>537939794yes
>>537939823>medium>no spurt>no right>no spring/tensho>shitty uniqueermm bwo..
>>537939794Yes
>>537939823you don't even know what sparks you actually want
Make sure to do your daily pulls!
>>537939867>wait, i could bang the trainer AND dia AND scarlet? why am i not doing just that?
>>537940037thanks anon
>>537939851ThisI fell hard for Taishin because of that. Makes her story have another layer of depth knowing she's going against the odds in story and stat-wise
>>537939858>>537939973>>537940018I FUCKING HATE THIS GAMEi actually don't but this parent system is filtering me hard, i may have to read the guides, thanks bros
Bakushin would make for one scary uma if our gaslighting wasn't up to the task
>>537939896>You NEED 1500 stamina + guts (so 1100 + 400) Ummmm /uma/bros? I thought 900 stamina was enough?
>>537940319I think he misspoke, his actual graphics showed 1400 total
>>537939851Lace fishnet gloves? WEW LAD
invincible cunny
>>537940319yes it is, if you have 600 guts and 3 gold recovery skills
>>537940319>900 stam + 600 guts = 1500Yes
This bitch...
>>537940426>thinks teio is cunny>not even posting her cameltoeCoward and retard like your uma
>>537940228>get her to B Long so you actually are just straight-up gaslighting her
>>537940319>>537940394>>537940432>>537940439IM MEANT TO USE FUCKING GUTS CARDS NOW?? WHAT THE FU CK
https://youtu.be/fGFW2P4b9Uwhorse racing
>>537940228>if our gaslighting wasn't up to the task
>>537940563>Gold Ship's condition deteriorates rapidlyI hope she makes the most of her final 3 years...
>>537940607Just use stamina cards with a guts bonus like McQueen
>>537940607kita-sansuper creek4 guts
>>537940607no you arent but you can get free guts from events or yknow just stamina training
>>537940563>picking 4th option like a fagPathetic
>failed the 750 guts check
>retarded deck runs for spark farming>insane rainbows and inspiration>proper ace runs>mood down training failure mood down training failure slow metabolism migraineI'm tired . . .
>>537940607you didn't actually think they put in a stat that does nothing right?
Is there a way to refund my rolls?
>>537940607Bro...Stam training gives guts too...
>>537940659honswhy no sound tho?
>>537938719To be quite honest desu, you guys are playing too much
>>537940562i don't remember my dog being this big...
Is this enough for a Tachyonzo?
>>537940956there is the announcer during the race the announcer isn't always speaking
>>537940717>>537940728>>537940746>>537940746>>537940924>bro just be a stamina millionaireFUCK OFF
>>537940920Credit card chargeback lol
>>537940920chargebackyour account is then permabanned and your card will be markednot recommendedfree rolls? nope
>>537940892>art makes her hair more of a normal haircut>she's not wearing her granny lesbo outfit>"Ryan now that I drew you with your imperfections removed I think you're cute"Coward artist.
>>537940713She will suffer.>>537940753But it was one turn after the debut race...Also as I'm posting this Gold Ship is just screeching about some nonsense in the background. Damn I hate her so much.
>>537941154More of a reason to pick 1 or two like a man
>>537940583post Teio's cameltoe so I can reuse it next thread if you can, homo
>>537941154Isn't she great?
>>537941048McQueen is free you fucking retard
is it actually worth it?
bros didnt you gaslight me for months that guts does nothing?
Cygenerous.
>>537941189yes, delete your account data and start from scratch
>>537941295yes
>>537941295yesit's better than MLB SR stamina cards
>>5379413455 carats feels so disdainful
Is this usable? I was just going for stam/power/long sparks but got some lucky rainbows.
A+ rank club CunnyInc. has 1 spot available, anyone can join, just put /uma/ in your bio so we know youre from here.
>>537941453nah
thoughts on this nature
>>537940713Don't worry, Teio. At least it's not IBS.
remember to punish your trainee whenever she gets slow metabolism after eating too much
>>537941408that's a boy
roses are readviolets are blueall my horses are glue
>>537941562Surprised they've fought the temptation to throw in a trap character
>have participated in 50+ gemini practice rooms>running triple ace to gauge consistency>keeping an eye out for trends among winners>literally nothing is consistentstamina requirements seem more like suggestions.spurt or no spurt, doesn't matter.taishit doesn't seem to dominate, gold shit doesn't seem to dominate.can't tell if haru urara is actually doing anything when i do see her.uma musume is rng game.
>>537941715Spe should have been a trap.
>>537941323Guts does very little after you get it to 400 in medium and long, and is ok at 300 in most races300-400 is gotten easily by just training stamina with a couple stam cards.This will be the case until the Guts rework.I've seen the above told since the game launched and nothing has countered that
>>537941513Needs late surger savvy, and I'd take flustered over subdued
Post good decks for Taishin, please.
>>537941453No long s is glue
>>537941408Sir, this is a "female uma only" thread
remember to check your inbox in 30 mins
>>537941560https://youtu.be/ZNSWu7TJwYk
>>537941453>300 wit>300 guts>anchors aweigh inheritTry again
SSR ticket in 30
>>537941189no unless you delete your account data and start anew>>537941453Kinda low guts/wit, might misfire an activation but should be fine even without Long S
>>537941035Oh ok. 'Twas a good sprint.
>linking garbage western shows
>>537941839Sorry, actual intern here, because of this post we have decided not to give out the SSR ticket for another month
>>537941295>Is it worth upgrading one of the best stamina cards in the gameIdk bwo seems pretty risky...
>>537941453>betting on recovery skills with that witYeah man just luckshit it.
>>537941782https://www.canva.com/design/DAGtOO4KsO4/Koz7xqxxQvpicG84ABIZXw/editmight help
>>537937803>that pantyshot
>>537941730Have you been paying attention to which umas proc their recoveries and which don't? Gemini in particular creates a lot of variance because the moment you fail to proc 1 recovery you instantly lose.The meta also favours very back-heavy lobbies which leads to a ton of blocking, which again creates a lot of variance because of wit rolls.
Curren is the only one for me
>>537941943i need to go to one of these live, it looks fun
Anyone running triple ace for CM? Curious on what your teams look like
I pray that whichever game designer was responsible for giving the infirmary a chance to fail is never allowed to work on another computer game for as long as they live.
>on the first day of training, my uma gave to me>the worst ever RNG>on the second day of training my uma gave to me>two hopeless stakes>and the worst ever RNG>on the third day of training my uma gave to me>three bricked runs >two hopeless stakes>and the worst ever RNG>on the fourth day of training my uma gave to me>four rainbows failed>three bricked runs>two hopeless stakes >and the worst ever RNG>on the fifth day of training my uma gave to me>FIVE BAKUSHINSwhat are some other good verses to finish the song?
>>537941961>safe edgy american show on 4chanYes. That's how it got since the invasionWelcome to reddit 2.0
>>537941271its not exactly freemy danchou hasnt given me a promotion for months now
>>537941961crawl back to your goon cave lil zoomer.
>>537941769unfortunately no hints to get flustered from air groove
>>537941769>1025 wit isn't enough, you need 1085 to raise your odds of activation by literally 0.5%lol
>>537942061I think I speak for all of us and indeed all the trainers in the world when I say "I agree!"
>>537941427erm...
>>537942190its the FoV
>>537941961You're trying too hard
>>537942190>He doesn't know
>>537938940Are google services required or schizos are not allowed to play?
>>537941990good call gro I'll wait for SC
>>537942190RetardYou don't take savvy to get the wit buff because skill rolls happen before the raceYou take savvy for the FOV buff to make sure you can snipe the guy in first with All-Seeing Eyes, otherwise it is really inconsistent.
>>537942280i wanna fuck those trains
>>537940037
>>537941453cards? kind of nuts if she was an end closer
If we do not get free gibs in a week, I will quit.
>>537942248gold recovery skill
>>537942190>he's uninformedThis is why we watch witgod's videos.
>>537942061Curren seems like an extremely promiscuous uma. Makes me suspicious
>>537942280Imagine getting molested by umas this small
God fucking damnit do i HAVE to run a fucking debuffer this URA too?
>>537941961We'll get rid of them once the hype dies down
>>537942407>relying on cooldownlol
>>537942439she'd lie on her back for 10k views
>>537942439Huh?
I pray that whichever game designer was responsible for giving the infirmary a chance to fail is given free creative reign and adds a chance of critical failure where you lose mood and get aids when you click recreation.
>>537940110Is funny how these girls really like being patted
>>537942123>twelve packs of tissues>eleven infirmary visits>six supports on guts
>>537942531you run Evil Industry in every single CM until we get the CM with no debuffs allowed
>>5379420711 front (daiwa) 1 pace (oguri or tachyon not sure yet)) 1 end (narita)i hate running goldship like an npc and im not expecting to win
Hot fresh rice. Another one for the wood chipperOr she WOULD be, but she's a 9star triple split 3 speed 3 stam 3 power with multiple ura finale.Agemasen'd gourmand at 700 speed.Very dry senior spring. Another 90% where I can count the RNG changes to godhood on my fingers.
Hubba hubba hubba!
>>537942531no, you don't HAVE tobut why wouldn't you, when people are struggling this hard to hit the absolute minimum required stats?
i'm sorry haru but this is the only way i can beat A+ gold ships, at least you won the URA finale
>>537942748I just wanted to test my Tachyon in a couple random CM rooms and everyone was running a debuffer so apparently not running one means i'm just gimping myself.
>>537942692>daiwa gutsfaggingYou love to see it
>>537942189Fuji Kiseki pretty much guarantees it
>>537942654>>537942531And keep in mind they only recently added the CM with no debuffs so it'll be a long time away unless they choose to accelerate it.
>>537942774i know urara fucks over sleeping lion but how does she fuck over golshi?
>>5379420711 rudolf 1 el condom pasa 1 goldship because i can't win with the other two lmao
FINALLY 9* STAMINA
>>537942619>ten sparks not proccing>nine jobbers jobbing>eight moods a-downing
>>537942692>raises speed and power tooGuts seems kinda fun to spam...
>>537943065what deck are you using for debuff? too many to put in for everything
>>537940607I can't wait to laugh at all the retards that recycled their guts cards whenever it becomes useful to have
The past few threads teio posting is getting to meI hate it
>>537942692Has anyone made successful pvp guts horses in global?
>>537943141>7% failed training?
>>537942071Creek Grass GolShi
>>537943126how many runs did this take? also naisu
>>537943126Nice Taurus Cup parent, bro.
>The only reliable content creator JPman says that Global CM is hard mode.>Anyone without a Taurus title is even more fraudulent now
post cute friendships
>>53794312656 attempts
Umamusume is a dead game
>>537943498n-no..
Umamusume is a bestiality game
>>537942943No. That's actually a psyop and I'm not even kidding. These people are running debuffers because they feel that their team is not strong enough without them. This was the case for me with Taurus cup. My rice was not strong enough on her own and I needed the support of two other umas to carry her to victory. From my experience running two debuffers, if the enemy didn't have any debuffers I couldn't do enough damage to them to break their stride and they would win. If only one of them brought a debuffer, it was a coin toss. If both of them brought debuffers, my odds of winning were stacked as hell. My final race the opponents had three extra debuffers. My rice was overtuned and ready for as many debuffers as the game could possibly throw at it, so I was fine, but they were not expecting 3-5 debuffers themselves and I won for it. Running a debuffer in Gemini cup only plays into the hands of other people running debuffers. If you don't run any, then people who do bring debuffers are free wins for you, because they're all counting on all three players being restrained by two debuffers. If they're the only one playing the game, they're the only one who can lose it.
>>537943453Wouldn’t it be the other way around? Since the competition was actually tough, being a titlelet isn’t that bad.
>>537941715I mean it's pretty explicitly mentioned that uma's can only be musume, so they'd have to have a pretty good reason to break cannon
>>537943465My dick and all the umas have a cute friendship too
>>537942378parents are like 8stam + 6stam/3power
If all they do is running, shouldn't they have a big ass?
>>537942692this could be 90 speed 30 power instead
>>537943096if haru is the solo front runner, the pace of the entire race is utterly destroyed because it ruins the AI for position keep and everybody paces down which lets my just decent scarlet sometimes zoom off to a big enough lead just to stay aheadthe gold ship had similar statslook how slow the winning time is
>>537943659they run not squat bro
>>537943465
What support cards should I be using to build a front runner parent for the mile cm?
>>537943597Search your heart, you know it to be true
Uma Musume is a mobile game
>>537943697oh thats cool fuck gold shipmaybe ill run my daiwa pace instead of front
>>537943697I hope you pull this off when the time comes. Make sure to post if you do too.
>>537943096I've genuinely saw my Rice go ahead by 30 lengths, SLAM THE BRAKES, slow down to a crawl to let Haru take the lead, then lose to a Goldship.
>triple front runner in a public cm lobbyI respect that.
>>537943249I made this last night.
Umamusume is a rape game
Patch notes:- Boosted carat gain from all sources to account for the accelerated schedule.- Increased daily borrow limit to 5.- Reduced TP cost of running careers to 20.- Removed chance for the infirmary visit to fail.- Streamlined the UI to require less clicks when running races during careers.- Added an extra level to the 'Skip' option to make running careers even faster.- Added ability to sort your veteran umas into categories to allow for easier tracking.- You can now toggle the spark or rating view beneath veteran umas independently from other sorting options.- Added the ability to undo one action per career.- Fixed the claw machine UI.You could have all this and more if the game wasn't developed by greedy, incompetent Cygames.
>>537943856why does chudhauser not buy uma hats? why does she rip holes
I can't believe Agnes Digital was actually good and they did her like that by giving her an awful outfit, I apologize
>>537943991>- Increased daily borrow limit to 5.You missed a 1 in that, KR got 15 at launch
>>537943946
ok first draft finished, thanks anons.On the 12th day of training, my uma gave to me>12 packs of tissues>11 races losing>10 sparks not proccing>9 trainees jobbing>8 moods a-downing >7 failed trainings>6 races blocking>FIVE BAKUSHINS>4 rainbows failed>3 bricked runs>2 hopeless stakes>and the worst ever RNG!
>>537944030it's a war trophy she took after blowing soldier's head off
>>537944064They really hate global, huh?
>>537944084Based number 1 rapist
>>537943798My core is:-MLB Yaeno Muteki (borrowed) for Playtime's Over and Tail Held High-Air Groove for Groundwork-Super Creek for maestro so I can beat Kikuka Sho and Tenno Spring-Kitasan Black for Front Straights and stats to beat racesYou have two flex slots where you can put in whatever you want, for Gemini I'm using Matikane for Right-Handed, I'd recommend Silence Suzuka for Cancer because of left-handed + front runner skills.
>>537944103
2 stam 4 speed or 3 stam 3 speed deck for golshi?
Haru Urara could beat all of your abusing asses. No bully Urara.
>>537943991
>>537944103Kek
Ejaculation>>537943164It is incredibly fun, even if it doesn't produce top quality trainees.
>>537944285She's the one doing the abuse
>>537944285Why aren't you racing and making me money, Urara?
>>537944373what da hell...
https://youtu.be/68Vd3QKTZ-o?feature=shared"The world was strong"Global bros we were acknowledged...
>>537944219How do we stop the rape of innocent, young trainers?
>+205 total statsholy shit
>>537943453You got that twisted bro, if he got a 100% win rate using some suboptimal strategy and said it was easy then sure.But he said it was hard mode so losing out isn't that bad.
>>537943465This is peak friendship.
>>537944373>1600 combined wtf
>>537943991>ability to undo one action
>>537944373I could be wrong, but it feels like a pretty satisfying way of shitposting.>fine all you fuckers want to camp guts? HERE YOU GO
>>537944507pro tip : you can't
Pretty embarrassing calling yourself 90% win rate man when you could only people who had no idea how the game worked and instantly failed the moment you stepped into a server where people actually knew how to play the game.
>>537944513ura finale is so op
>>537944373That's it. I'm doing this strat again later. You better take responsibility.
>put her card on my deck exclusively for one hint>it gives me on a single run all of the other ones EXCEPT the one I wantstop the bad jokes prez...
>>537944084>NTR Rapisthow does that work
>>537944373If Kita wasn't in the game we'd all be spamming guts huh
>>537944373AIEEEEEEEE WITGOD WAS RIGHT AGAIN
>>537944513This is two URAsWhat would 9 URA sparks triggering look like
>>537944513it can go higher, this is my biggest
>>537944619You could say that was...Witless
>>537944653
>>537943465THIS IS WHAT FRIENDSHIP IS ABOUT, JOINING FORCES TO RAPE THE TRAINER TOGETHER LIKE GOOD FRIENDS
>>537944750>He doubted
>>537944619>when you could only Isn’t it still like 3am in sea
>>537943656>>537944848why are you like this?
>>537944787>Triple URA spark
>>537944619bwo gave up
>>537944536It's for my fat fingers. I promise I wouldn't undo a failed training. You can trust me.
>>537944750But witfraud said he was wrong in his latest video...
>>537944973cause I have a dick
>>537944619>>537944997Who are we talking about?I want to pile on that fag too whoever it is
I've seen plenty of Stay Gold art with her irl kids, but never an art with her irl siblings like Manhattan Cafe, Fuji, Marvelous Sunday etc
>>537944619>>537944997This is why i only trust the japanese
>>537944787FUCK YOU WHALE
>>537944973You are not against the freedom of speech right anon?
CHECK INBOX>CHECK INBOXCHECK INBOX>CHECK INBOXCHECK INBOX>CHECK INBOXCHECK INBOX>CHECK INBOXjk its nothing thanks cyjewishness
THERE IS NOTHING IN MY GIFT BOXCYGAAAAAAAAMES
Tonight... on Top Gear.>Mambo wears a hat>Vodka pretends to ride a motorcycle>And Teio breaks her leg
>>537944990>moving jpgwitchcraft
>>537944973you're trying to reason with a SEAnigger, dont waste your breath
>>537945016he was wrong about being able to have 90% wr pvp (he was clowning on the mutt chink), it was actually 80% (still impressive)
i am at my wit's end, pwease halp. what is the best combination of these cards to train gold ship? should i borrow MLB Kita or Creek? and do should i bother with welfare mcqueen cooldown skill gamble, or make do with maestro + go-home and just use MLB mayano.
but what if uma had a dick
pls post happy kingu ty
>>537945290Why you dont post your hands ricardo?
ups yuritrannies melty
>>537945418Ask IRL Golshi
>>537944518>>537944649This was also far from perfect. I'd do Creek > Aoi so you can get 3 gold recoveries. I wish I could refund my Aoi for how useless she is. You really need good skills on parents because guts cards have terrible skills. This got me halfway to S rank and didn't feel that much like a high roller career. If I can get these stats with Maestro I'll try again in a pub match.
>>537945383and at least he owned up to it instead of the latter acting like a fraud bitch and his trash talking
any good curi memes
>>537942613they are half animals after all
Umas are for heterosexual malesYuritard total annihilation
For an end closer and have 1100+ stamina do you want two or three gold recovery skills for long cm?
>>537945756Based
>>537945756go away hetfag
>>537942613Have you never been headpatted by a significant other?Shit's like a drug bro
>>537945756i am a heterosexual male that also enjoys yuri
>>537945919get out hag
Welcome to the family trainer
Do I dare?
>>537945615Teio seen some shit
>>537944513>s turf s milehey that's pretty good
>>537945919>significant otherTry using a non faggot term
>>537945919No...
*eats your weak F2P umas*
>>537944373Put up a CM room, let's see if that works
>>537945998nothing ever happens
>>537945414McQ/Mayano/CreekBorrow Kita/Sweep/KingAim for Maestro+Go Home, it's enoughUse Stamina/Power parents >>5379457722 is fine. You will get swamped if u don't have enough SPD or Acceleration skills.
>>537946067>no long soh my days
>>537946067>below 1k power Not even a whale
>>537946015Nice CM3 uma
>>537946067This thing is basically living on a coinflip, if one of its recoveries fail, her legs get broken.
>>537946067>misses 1 gold recovery>dies
>>537944750he didn't use this for taurus btw
>>537946067>didn't hit 1200 stam>only 2 goldsMy Nice Nature eats this for breakfast
>>537944373HOLY FUCK GUYS I CLEATED MY MAMBO FUCK YOU !!!!!!
>>537945279>>537945280>he didn't get anythingdidn't you do the survey? your free 500 gemmies? your carats? bwos?
Dia is a dangerous umamusume
>>537946067>No shooting or red shift>no long s>only 2 golds>paceYou’re not even getting bronze
>>537945998I did it earlier today out of grudge for a GoldSHIT who got night owl and slow met in a row before summer. I spammed Speed until she failed her next goal, clicked End Career and glued her immediately. I hate Gold SHIT so FUCKING MUCH.
>>537946212Why would you hurt El Condor Pasa like this
>>537945756To be fair to these subhumans, cyjew baited them with S1 and then some.
>join rooms>brocked everytimeat least from what we saw last time a majority of the playerbase aren't as good so matchmaking RNG will save me
remember to take care of your trainee
>>537946212lol!epic own!
I don't think my uma is winning finals. Thoughts?
>>537943991are those actual things that jp has?
>donate dirt shoes>request dirt shoesSo that's how it works
>>537946443no he's just retarded
>>537946306GEEEG why is this reddit horse so funny guys?
>>537939831that's what you guys said last cm and then the finals was a cm test room
>>537944373It feels pretty good actually.
>>537946212Who in their right minds cleats a fucking SSR?I still have my air shakur and I will continue to regardless of how many claim it's useless, even if they're likely right
>>537946067The fuck is that, my f2p glue Oguri can beat your Oguri.
>>537946417It wont win, but how 3 over 1000???
>>537946417>long A>sub 400 witBRICKY VICKY
>>537946323Most f2p quit by now so IT will be harder
>>537945756K is that you
>>537946212you're such a retardwhy would you cleat an event exclusive cardso you can buy more support pts??? so you can a few more gacha roll because you have no impulse control?
>>537939896>you need 2000 stamina plus Maestro>plus BofA (deez)>plus Cooldown>plus Iron Will>plus Go-Home Specialist>plus Adrenaline Rush>plus Sleeping Lion>plus Unruffled>plus a Senzu Beanwtf
>>537946467>donate 10 dirt shoes>get 10 dirt shoes back>you literally never lose dirt shoescan someone explain to me why some people are seething about dirt shoes
>250 careers>every run >600 stamina (a lot with >1100)>zero 3* staminajust glue me senpai
>>537946532your Oguri dies from herself you fucking idiot
>>537946636explain why my dirt shoes are go down slowly
Teio I'm not your trainer anymore
>>537946636cus retards think that club requests are somehow a meaningful way to get shoes for potential upgrades
>>537946417No spurt, no aptitudes, only two recoveries.. A tossupDeck?
Publicly executing my horse
https://x.com/tomonagayasu/status/1963542187058368697Heaven...
>>537946384why is she crying?
>>537946776Dibs on her corpse
>>537946212it's not really a good card, it starts at 0 and since you'll be using urara you don't want two cards to have the bar empty
>>537946601I wish I had cleated the SSR Dober. I do not care for her awful personality and the card sucks. Tannhauser is too endearing to cleat and someone said she was a good welfare guts card.
>>537946846He probably dusted urara too
>>537946817
>>537946417>no turf/long S>no spurt>witlet that will rush and get frenziedkek
>scrapping SSRs when they give you TT points just for owning them
Between Cooldown and Go-Home Specialist which is better?
>>537946703you can request up to 30 dirt shoes a dayyou can donate up to 20 dirt shoes a dayyou can even buy them in daily shopsmaybe you need to request more often, nigger
>>537946703i'm up like 150 dirt shoes. maybe you should get better at day trading.
>>537946684its more of a point i did this with zero power cards.
Semen demons
>>537946915same, i maxed my dober and wished i had maxed mambo instead. dober just sucks so much ass
globalchads are too powerful...
>>537946963Go Home
>>537946846there is no reason to destroy those cardsthey all contribute to your TT pt gain if you level themyou are perma bricking your potential pt gain by cleating these exclusive cards you cant ever get again
BROSi have created the ultimate CM uma
>>537945756damn they didn't waste their time
>>537946963Go-Home will never brick by activating at the wrong timeCooldown will brick sometimes by activating right out of the gate
>>537946723That's true, I was promoted to husband
>>537946998>my wife isn't herewow she really is for me
>>537946776>insufficient trainer love
>>537946998Narita Brian is missing
>>537946996>MLB Creek, MLB Kitaopinion discarded
>>537947053enjoy your 1 white spark
I can't believe I got bricked because Kitasan didn't proc Professor of Curvature this run. Well DESU she probably still loses 100% of the time to properly built Taishins either way right?
>>537947103Cute
>>537945756uma is yuri gamecishet torenas will always be 2ndthe sooner you accept this undisputable fact, the better
>>537947176Lets see that other Oguri deck
>>537947104post her and we will add her
>>537946776not her fault one inch of love blocked her way
>>537946998Lovely
>>537946321S3 was pretty gay
>>537946998
>>537946321And then proceeded to immediately changed course lmao
>>537947319>She is not talking about foodFAKE
>>537943789They do squats in one of the training exercises.
>>537946636Because it works with any shoe, so it literally doesn't matter which shoe is traded in 95% of times. People who request non-dirt shoes consider the 5% chance that a new player doesn't have lots of dirt shoes yet.
are you going to wear the gemini or your taurus titles though? which one is more prestigious?
>>537947228Its finals most likely. Could use more power and 50 more wit. Why flustered front though, you dont have tail held high.
>>537939382BEHOLD, GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS
>>537947008>have 80% winrate>get 3rd in finalsslurp my semen cyjews
>>537947253dickless anon? We took their first time already>>537946998
>>537946636There actually exists a small chance that you don't get exactly as many shoes back as you donated and there's literally no reason to be requesting exclusively the scarcest shoe, even if the risk is low. >>537946747That's precisely the dirtnigger mindset.
Does this Golshi have a chance in long cm?
>>537947253>delusional yuritard acting all uppity againFuji is an actress though, so as usual you fell to distinguish fiction from reality
>>537947432Such "prestigious" titles are a sign of shitter in any videogame I've ever played.Like, if there's a cosmetic for beating highest difficulty it will always be used by retards.
>>537947228This uma's biggest weakness by far is low power. She'll survive the race but any end closer who triggers an accel is just going to zoom past and by the time your speed caps out you'll be too far behind
geeeg these horses are so funny man
>>537943126Congrats
>>537947253sorry but she's already dating me
>>537947585
>>537943126fuck you
idk who else to build besides goldship for this cm
>>537947585Why is Naisu so normal
>>537947571Nice cope
>>537947253Fuji is the best.
>>537947571where's your taurus platinum title bwo? you DO have one, don't you?
>>537947503I think so, try some room races (most are CM practice)
>>537947503>no turf S>pace S>Cooldown instead of Specialist>witlit that will get frenzied>gutletkek
>>537947724A pacer or second end closer?
>>537947667hebegawds and cunnygawds won
>>537947745best paizuri monster
>>537947728because she's a fucking CHUD
>>537947654How for (you) is this tomboy?
>the game requires google services Fuck I got Fine Motion support first try, is it over? Should I reroll for Super Creek?
i don't want to invest into pot5 goldshi if she becomes glue after this CM, just gonna luckchad that cooldown from mcqueen
people making slingshot Daiwa Scarlet with a sacrificial front debuffer just to lose to Gold shit anyway
>>537947571>Legend title and ultimate weapon>dies repeatedly in normal roulette contentChecks out
My eyes are on Curren Chan even as I
>>537945756this
>>537947948She's still a viable option for basically every Med/Long though
>>537944056my heroes and their friend special week
>>537947972that's why we love our reddit queen
>>537947927fine motion is crappeople are saying it's good, as a joke, but no one has ever used it
If I don't roll Seiun with 14000 carats I'll purchase a 22€ new player pack and will quit the game if I then don't roll her OR if I get a duplicate 3* uma
me personally im training parents for cancer cup so
>>537947571>doesnt have the Hand of A'dal titleLook at this little zoomie
>>537947039I'm just saying that if he has urara there's basically no reason to use the mambo card ever so it's not a big dealif he dusted both, then just lol
>>537947432>which one is more prestigious?the one you don't have
>>537945919*my hand forms into a claw on your head and then I shake it rapidly*
>>537948159people use fine motion for the hints and it's still the strongest wit card at MLB
>>537948052is she? after gemini i've got no idea what comes next, and if she's even worth running in a following med/long CM wouldn't get she get powercrept by other new umas?
>>537948262
>>537948262>>537948340nice oyakodon
>>537948270>it's still the strongest of the not strong cards at MLBhaha, yeah, hit the nail on the head
>>537948262My husband and son
>>537947871Post-race paizuri.
How important is spurt?Like you cant win without it?
>>537948262Looking at female torenas>>537948340Preying at male torenas
>>537946508My finals was just an 850/850 oguri getting pace promoted.
>>537948303well, are you going to pay up for christmas oguri? if no, goldshit is your only option
I don't feel like grinding today Danchou but I'll be ready for Gemini
Living a happy life with Teio and Rudolf and killing myself once I get bored
>>537948270None of those skills look good except maybe nimble
>>537948416You can if you got more power than other golshi or if she got blocked or ran out of breath
>>537946270I have not been able to stop fapping to her for weeks
>>537948416Just get 1200 power bro you don't need spurt
>>537948397terrible trainer, making your horse workout after a race. 1* gut sparks upon ye
>>537947443I had terrible skill hints. That was literally the only thing left that might theoretically have an impact in any way at all.
How should I prepare for Cancer cup?Groundworks, Maru and Seiun parents, Mile and Turf S?
N and W complete, time for B
>>537948416You can win without it if you have 800+ power, otherwise you will lose every time to other umas that have it
>>537946270I like her back
>>537948495you will wish you had one when virgo cup is happening
>>537948470I love the titty physics on the uma summer boob curtain shirt. God bless Cygames.
>>537948416you farm it parents for weeks just for your ace to miss the proc in the final even with 500 wit
>>537948564It was worth it.
oh wow they pushed an update that made it less laggy
>>537948638oh she stammy
>>537948591I feel you bro. my Taurus golshi had lucky 7 as well, still won 60% of time.Then she fumbled the finals and my Teio pulled a miracle run.
Why nobody told me the top option in Extra Training has a chance to remove negative status effects?
>>537947008>"the world was strong"Isn't that right... Ippo and Sendo
Almost every Uma are better in the game compared to their anime counterpart and Teio is NOT one of them. She's so bland. Somehow managed to less cool AND less funny compared to anime Teio.
>>537944373What's the deck?
>>537948218BasedIt’s the only title I use so as to warn people I’m washed up but used to be a big deal
>>537948782Because that never procs when I need it
>>537948757oh, is that so?
CYGAMESU I KEEP FUCKING DISCONNECTING
>>537948829Sorry anon but I like my bratty Teio more
>>537948782it also RAISES DIRECTOR FRIENDSHIP which is the only way to guarantee the end-of-career +15 to all sometimes
>>537948841
do you want to play a front haru urara if you're running golshi?
>>537948795Bro Sendo's totally gonna die... Ricardo is destroying his ass...
My golshi went from great mood all the way down to awful without me failing any trainings. Her mood just kept dropping after any training. Was this just rng or some event I'm not aware of?
>>537947008>golshi/oguri/neicha>still lost with that meta team and having the knowledge to prepare properly before anyone elseKEK fraud
at which moment does CM turn into a whale mode where only the latest banner can compete in
>>537946270Please post the image where she is lusting for toreina with Satono Crown being normal on it too!
>>537948782>>537949019always take extra training?
i have gambled 4 trainings so far with 25%+ failure rate and it hasn't bit me in the ass yet. is this what it's like to be a luckchad?
>>537949039Its called skill issue
>>537949068he's the only sloptuber with the title though
>>537948829It's hard for any other Teio to out-cool anime Teio
I fucking give up. There is no fucking way I am ever hitting 1000 speed 1200 stamina 600 power it's literally fucking impossible. These were her stats at the tenno sho autumn which she lost of course she ALWAYS loses her career races. Wasn't any point in wasting clocks
You ready for Cancer cup lads?
>>537949082The first one
>>537949173how come EVERY sloptuber fucked up and bricked themselves on the VERY FIRST cmaren't there like 10k+ players with taurus platinum? how come NONE of them are the retards getting shilled in this thread?
>>537949082Never? We know the meta-defining banners ahead of time, so you can just easily save for those umas. Stuff like Summer Maru and Christmas Oguri are good for a very long time
>>537949032He'll live but quit boxing instead, surely he wont kill sendo THEN send Ippo to box after Mashiba. Right?
The only titles worth wearing are the ones that signify your commitment to your equine wife.
>>537949185Buy your damn skills nigga
>>537948617For front runners you want to run Seiun > Condor Pasa > Daiwa
>>537949275"The World was strong"
>>537949275Rng game
>>537949185Anon please try consistently winning the URA before trying to make a CM worthy uma you'll only get demotivated
>>537947253I know this post is bait, but I find it interesting how much yuri bait this franchise had in its early days and how it gradually decreased over time
Do yo rike my poorfag deck?
>>537949359For what? She has 800 fucking stamina in career mode she shouldn't fucking need recovery to win these races
>>537949275not that anon, but I had very good umas for Taurus, with an 80%+ WR and both my aces got horribly blocked in the finals. Sometimes you're just at the mercy of rng
>>537949275
>>537949275Uma Global made more money than JP last month. Uma Global unexpectedly becoming more competitive compared to JP back then.
>>537949451
>>537949185run her pace chaser, running end closers on regular career mode makes me want to die, they get blocked super easy, my taishin went undefeated once i switched to running pace chaser on career
>>537949451kinda sovl ngl
>>537949429>>537949483but it was EVERY SINGLE WESTERN misinfo spreadersurely ONE of them ought to succeed, right?
>done three CM rooms>my 1000/1200 has never won>lost to a 1200/900>and a 1200/850>and another 1200/890WOW WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW/UMA/ IS GLAZING STAMINA FOR THE TEN THOUSANDTH TIME
>>537949451SOUL
>>537949451Kita at 0LB is useless
>>537949275Most of sloptubers didn't play JP.
I love how Sweep Tosho is all about her being a brat and you making her being severely inconvenienced at every possible moment to curb her brattiness lul
>>537949275Half the anons here are better trainers than sloptubers and theyre doing it free and for free
>I respect her a lot
>>537949645it's probably because you're a retard that's lacking too much in other areas
>>537949645Stamina psyop is gonna let me to get into the finals. Same for the Urara psyop, Urara front actually clusters umas closer together so Taishins have easier time passing Goldshits with encroaching shadow
>use five support tickets to hail mary LB3 King Halo>Gold card>thatshitty nightout wit card lb8I refuse to use LB0 Suzuka over my LB2 King Halo since the former is a giant bitch that never shows up for speed training along with MLB Kitasan.
>>537949319That'd be my prediction as well. Either Sendo is what inspires him or Miyata gets his ass beat by Ricardo eventually and that will make him return considering his mancrush on him is probably stronger than what he has with KumiBest case scenario, Kumi pushes him to return even after what happened to her brother. That'd make her best girl instantly
>>537949483True no amount of money and skill can compel your Gold Ship to get out of the pack if she doesn't want to. This is just a RNG game the sooner people accept that the less salty they would be.
>>537949451>Not a singular MLB
>>537946998Poor Matikanefukukitaru got compressed. Such disrespect.
>>537949032He won't die. But he's definitely getting retired after Ricardo knocks him into next year.
>>537949842How about the alarm clock speed SR?
>>537949382Assuming I don't get Seiun with my grand total 10 pulls, who would be good candidates?
>>537949680These are all my speed cards
TICK TOCK GOLDSHITTERS
how do you reach 1200 stam on goldshi with MLB creek and 3LB McQueen cards, wtf?
>>537950016
>>537949785>theyre doing it for freeIt's literally impossible to get the required stats to have a high win rate unless you whale. You literally need both kitasan and Creek MBL aka you at least own one of them.With how retarded the gacha ratios were, it was impossible to MBL any of them without wasting money on the shit.
>>537949382Probably Condor Pasa or Daiwa
>>537949185>600 powerYou need 800 at least on endclosers bwo
>>537949645I'm running both long lasting umas and ones that meet the bare minimum but have actual stats for running.Can't imagine there's going to be that many stamina debuffs anyways.
>>537948532>>537948552>>537948646So if I have the choice between a 9* power parent and a mediocre spurt parent, I should probably go for power, right?
>>537949645Last CM should have already forwarded you how obsessed with stamina /uma/ is with all the 700 stam umas stomping Last CM despite anons saying LMAO BRICKED
>>537949032>>537949319>>537949996GODDAMMIT SENDO JUST HIT HIM ONCEIS THAT TOO MUCH OF A TASK?
>>537949019your optional g1s bwo?
>>537950075EL CONDOR PASAAAAAAAA
What are the actual odds of getting both a blue 3* AND a white 3*?
>>537949275Proves that people that won Taurus Cup are stonger than JP trainers.
Metafagging has ruined global
>>537950075post d*ck
Give it to me straight Taishinbros, is Sleeping Lion going to cuck me?
>>537950075would this actually even get past R1 or R2
>>537950131>With how retarded the gacha ratios were, it was impossible to MBL any of them without wasting money on the shit.Not if you played the correct way, which was getting a mlb kita reroll account and them dumping all your carats into getting mlb SC
>>537950293Depends on your stat values and the number of skills you end the career with
>>537950357It's not like there's anything else to talk aboutEven retards can win career and you can only post "i have a super creek lactation fetish" so many times
>>537950357
>>537950075Post deck and parents
>>537950103>>537950238>>537950252don't laugh
>>537950010If you want a front runner, El Condor Pasa inheriting the other uniques would be pretty good>other running stylesThe usual suspects
>>537949832>still thinking front urara is just for taishin>doesn't understand the position keep/down pace/wits/power abuseall im saying is that if you have a good goldship OR taishin, you should 100% be bringing a front runner just to counter it
>>537950389Probably not if you can survive on one recovery.
>>537949997I have Flash and Creek MLB'd thank fully, but LB3 Halo has priority 60 and at LB2 it is at 45. Suzuka has 50, but again she is useless unless I am training a front runner.
>>537950397Probably, but I can't imagine him making it to A Finals
>>537950357being genuine i believe being competitive gives some people drive, but also makes others forget why we were trying to win in the first place
>>537950016>he didn't roll all his carats on the card bannergrim
>>537949275It turns out it wasn't gaslighting, they just were all collectively retarded
>>537950293best odds?20% into 10% for blue (1100+ in a stat)20% into 5 % for URALater on we get event that gives us currency to upgrade the blue spark.
>>537950441600 in 3 stats and 1 skill
>>537950481I want Super Milkies
>>537950357The only bad part is that the meta was solved 4 years ago so it's kinda boring
>>537950520What about Suzuka with Maruzensky and Seiun uniques, a debuffer, and Narita Taishin?
>>537950016Could be worse
>>537950682>spe card at 3Just like me... suffering
>>537950635You day "solved" yet /uma/ still can't figure shit out
imma spurt in your uma's straightaway all night
>>537950584retarded in what way? did they overestimate or underestimate stamina
>>537950682Haha amateur
Wait condor is actually viable as a front runner? I wanna make more front runners.
>>537950016>>537950583I rolled 30k+ on the Kitasan Banner and got this. That last sweep tosho LB was anxiety inducing since I got it on the very last 10-pull.(not pictured is the SSR event Spechan)
>>537949608>end closers on regular career mode makes me want to dieIt's not an End Closer problem, it's a Taishin problem.I've done plenty of Golshi runs for CM and just because I liked doing her career even before she became super meta for every CM. I run Golshi end closer in every career race and she NEVER loses and that's with never buying a skill until I win the URA Finals. Taishin on the other hand I can't buy a fucking career win it's unreal.She just fucking sucks. I assume it's because her unique skill is basically worthless unlike Golshi's.
>run 3/3 speed stam deck, most cards MLB and all have 50+ specialty priority>double rainbow on speed twice in entire career>double rainbow stam once in entire careerWHY ARE THERE ALWAYS 3 ON POWER AND GUTS??KITASAN? YOU'RE AT MLB!! GET IN THE FUCKING SPEED MINES!!!
>>537950935Her skill is amazing for front runnersBut she's front E, so it's kinda hard
>>537950851the misinfo was variedhilariously, I think the youtuber that recommended Air Shakur did win taurus (lmao)
>>537950357solved game
>>537950682>3LB Spe is badexplode
>>537950469Does this mean that Teio’s chest will always remain small and cute?
>>537951005get lone wolf before your junior debut, she should not be losing races with an extra 40 speed that triggers 100% of the time
Best umarmpits?
>>537950682>>537950914Good God.
>>537950935Yes, the problem is that using sparks on raising her front runner stats means you won't proc distance as often
>>537950974>tfw rolled on Creek and Kitasan>best rng of the year
Golshi gameGolshi general
>>537950357only affects you if you participate
>rushed on Kikuka ShoIt's over.
>>537950357>highly competitive game has an abundance of metafagswhoa...
>>537951167Yeah good idea let me blow skill points on Lone Wolf when I need to buy 3 fucking gold recoveries that costs 900 skill points alone
>>537951218explode
>>537951148she is THO...
>>537950827There's nothing to figure out, the entire game consists of mindless clicking and hoping to get lucky.
when does CM start again
>Frenzied is good, make sure to get it>does nothing in simulatorhmmmmm
>>537951334gourmand is the only saving grace, would be trash if it didnt
>>537950669Maru's unique will be unreliable as all hell, don't even bother. Debuffers are whatever. Late Surgers/End Closers are gambling on accel skills.My personal opinion, as stupid as it may be (it is), is that you might as well run two front runners and your favourite non-front uma.
>>537951415In like 2 days
>>537951415in 3 + 4 days
what determines whether Special week gives you Hydrate or Gourmand
>>537951420I'm 100% sure nobody seriously said Frenzied was goodThe other ones are good, but frenzied isn't
>>537950357How?
>>537951273>won the first two crowns>it's heavy raining on Kikuka>rushed>recoveries don't proc>uma breaks her leg on the trackwe had a good run, girl...
>>537951538here >>537946956>>537947795
>>537951334>Comparing the gourmand God to sweep tosho ahd her 1% chance to give you charmingAlright nigger may as well compare a 0LB creek to a stat stick card
>>537951502the more speed you have before the 3rd chain event, the higher chancethis is known as agemasen card like in the anime when she refused mcqueen
>>537951502if your run has any potential of turning out the way you want, you will get hydrate. if you're spark farming and don't care, you will get gourmand
>>537951502it was some stat check, i think power
I need a club 320810553714
>>537950075SAY HER NAME
>>537951319Your Fast Learner? Your skill tip discounts? Bwo???
>>537951502How much she loves you
>>537951670THE CHAN
Why does she do this
>>537951363Counterpoint:The stamina stat
>>537951201I have much more SSR cards but until I've only dropped ONE SSR speed card, I'm cursed (most of m'y SSR are trash). Here is my full SR and SSR set until now
Yeah, this run is done for I'm afraid
Ever since witgawd made his video, the rooms I've run in have no anti pace debuffs. Maybe pace is meta now
>>537951319Dont you do like 15 races per ace? lone wolf is supah cheap
>>537951507
>>537951670Umamusume A
>>537951590>seriously>both greentext end with black text kekBro.. you should be able to identify bait and shitpost by now
>>537951502gametora says it's random but I'm pretty sure it has better odds scaling with your speed
What's the point of getting subdued if it procs before maestro?
>god run>that nurse event procs>lose the coinflip and lose 15 in all stats and 2 stages of mood and get night owlit's fuckin over
>>537951723That deck is truly soul crushing. I wish you the very best RNG in career.
>>537950417Brother, the chance of getting a rate up banner SSR MLB'd is 0.2% with 200 rolls. The gacha is extremely retarded and WILL kill the global server if the nips don't start pushing that QoL faster.
>>537951575>late start and rushed will literally kill my triple crown>train some wit to avoid them>less speed and stamina but surely G00 1st. F∞; will save me>rushedhaha...
>>537951871gametora doesn't have precise chances or conditions for most events
>>537950096Parents, lv5 stam facility, winning races gives stats too
>>537951921Why the fuck would you do that, its 20 or 30 % odds you win.Max energy chakra is 80% in your favor.
>>537951921Anon the strength chakra has like an 80% fail rate why would you do that on and actually good run??
>>537951420it's because the simulator doesn't include the rushed status at all dumbassit's actually useless
>>537951921why did you pick that one retard, that one is like 20%
>>537952092is there a list of benefits vs %?
>>537952092>>537952095>>537952169Cowards.
>>537951921>God run>Go for STRENGTH and get WEAKNESSYou got too cocky and greed consumed your trainee.You haven't learnt your lesson and will end another life.
>>537952169it's 30%and actually the logical choice if you're chasing highrolls
>>537951959>make an account>roll for 3 kitas in first 70 rolls>keep rerollingNow you only need fifth Kitasan in next 130 rolls. Simple as that.>>537952237Sure,check the event on gametora,its in the character sheets.
>>537951590>>537951869you're both fucking retards that didn't read the caveat list the simulator hasKEK
>>537951715>I have secret knowledge about stamina sure you do anon
>>537951921never pick the strength option, always winning if it's late or charming/health if it's early
post em
>>537951507Cute surprise
>>537950417>and them dumping all your carats into getting mlb SCMLB SC is whale tier and doesn't get you that much for what it costs, creek powerspikes at 1 iirc with a single point of base stamina
Another day, another 3 borrows wasted
>>537951723It's funny that every single gigabricked deck has MLB Hishiama or nearly MLB. Really makes you nootice.
>weakling chose power and lost>me, a winner, choose winning and won>then started an accupuncture session with sasami's eggsSimple as
>>537952503that's smart, good for getting spurt hint
>>537951140Damn
>>537951921>he fell for the /uma/ gaslighting that you always pick strength
>>537951140The sexiest uma
>>537951959>Brother, the chance of getting a rate up banner SSR MLB'd is 0.2% with 200 rolls.Hm? Your numbers are off, I rolled 6 super creeck cards with 200 rolls. The chance was 0.75%, which nets a chance of ~5% to get 4 cards if you do the binomial probability math (+1 card from pity for mlb).Only got 1 Tazuna tho, pitied a second one.
>>537952306Not true, the logical choice is always energy.If its toward the end, the best one that gives corner/straight recovery as those are free SP for another skill.
How bricked will I be if I try to make a Suzuka for cm2?
smiley face tiny nice nature looks so retarded geeeeg these horses are so funny man
>>537951538this is literally the SINGLE GREATEST TIME that FRENZIED is the most useful because of the extreme emphasis on endurance and the abundance of witlet targets to use it on
>>537952681May work because nobody expects you to go through the trouble of actually having a fucking frontrunner or two
>>537952624Energy is surprisingly great.Eats the whole well rested + 4 safe trainings on summer.
>>537952759>60 FPSAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE CYGAAAAAMES GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
>>537950469You used protection right anon?
>>537952776I'm not using Biwa power
>>537952681Depends, Do you feel lucky getting seiun sky and having a decent parent? or do you have at least a whale friend that lets you borrow her for you?If yes, its viable with at least 2 front runners.
NO! NOOOOO! CURREN CHAN! YA..YAMATE! I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR NICE NATURE! NOoooooo
i'm glad i fell for the propaganda this game is fun and i like a lot of the umas. probably not anything special to hear for you guys but i got a lot of help starting out in terms of game knowledge so thanks
bwos...is it really 1200 stamina and 3 gold recoveries...?
>>537952759:D
>>537952678completely wrong, 40 energy doesn't equal 100 stats, at least on average.>alwaysyou also need to have empty energy to even make use of it.
>>537952908Get fuck virgin
>>5379529671200 and 2 is enough
>>537952967yes if pace, no for everybody else
Is it worth taking McKweeeen ult on any End runner considering the current CM2 track?
>>537952776>>537951538>early frenzy with singular pacers and UraraGood timeshttps://files.catbox.moe/zf892n.mp4
>>537952967you can get by with 1050ish+2 golds
>>537952859>i can't slot Ikuno Dictus into my debuffer deckokay retard
EL CONDOM PASAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537949275sloptubers are umalator niggers. notice how the godtubers who didn't recommend umalator won
>>537952678early in the run, always charming. later in the run, always winning. anything else and you got glue for brains
>>537952869nta, I'll just luckshit and get both seiun and maruzensky within the first 50 pulls
>>537953109I'm not rolling just for a subpar wit card
Post tails
>>537953215she's actually a very good wit card your problems are your own, faggotstay shit
>>537953109Ikuno.....dictus?
i give upim rolling with thisi know it sucks i just dont care anymorei would rather farm sparks and groundwork than this annoying gemini shit
>>537950481>you can only post "i have a super creek lactation fetish" so many timesDon't test me
>>537948829That's not because in-game Teio is bad, it's because anime Teio (and S2 in general) is just so fucking good.
>>537949185open leaguers in the house tonight
Dia pheromones
>>537949275>how come EVERY sloptuber fucked up and bricked themselves on the VERY FIRST cmbecause the game is 100% RNG based and 0% skill based
>>537953301>no friendship recoverylol, mogged by a welfare card
>>537953445cope
>>537952975100 stats doesn't mean much if they are not targeted on what you need. even the skills are more worth it as you have a ton of options to choose from>you also need to have empty energy to even make use of it.is the other way around, its only worthless if your energy is full which is almost never.
>>537953445More like 70/30
>>537951140God I need her to force herself on me
>>537940012>>537939965What site?
>>537953301she doesn't have energy recovery like the actual good wit cards though. and her specialty priority is too high to consider using as a roaming support. what's the point?
>>537953452i didn't say she's the BEST card retardshe's still a solid wit card but her primary use is guaranteed Frenzied End Closers from her chain event
>>537953452>0 (zero) specialty priorityNICE WIT FRIENDSHIP RECOVERYIT HAPPENS ONCE PER CAREER BUT WHEN IT DOES WOW YOU GO FROM 5 ENERGY TO 8 (EIGHT)hahahahaha
>>537953519feel free to provide a single example of skill in this "game"
>>537953540>+20 all stats doesn't mean muchwhy am I talking to you? opinion discard. don't reply.
>>537953452He can literally run the poor man SSR
>>537953668the baseline for a decent wit card is at least 1 friendship recovery, you claimed Dictus was "very good" which is easily disproven just by a cursory glance at other wit cards >>537953301
>just use guts cards broSTUPID FUCKING NIGERSTHIS IS THE LAST TIME I LISTEN TO THIS GENERALI WASTED ALL MY MONIES ON THIS
>>537952681less internally bricked than a metafag that's for sure
>>537953723would you also say poker is 100% luck because you can't control the cards you're dealt?
>>537953680
>>537953761i couldn't give less of a fuck about your semanticsshe has good eventsshe provides a good chunk of witmost importantly she provides consistent frenzied end
>>537953810you combined for 1700 stam+guts, this is great
>>537952642I was thinking about the kitasan banner but I worded it wrong, sorry. The first Kitasan banner was 0.5% not 0.75%. They explicitly nerfed it to fuck with rerollers.
Does a 9-star stamina legacy still have value if it doesn’t have any white sparks? What would be my next step in improving this project after I get my gold ship 3-star spark? I’m trying to make the best parents for Hishi Amazon that I can because she’s waifu.
>>537953810>1665 effective stami-gutsI fail to see the problem?Now go forth and rape CM lobbies for me.
>>537953592https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile
>>537953891>semantics is when I get caught bullshittinglol ok champ
>gaslit into "effective" stamina or stamina at alllol
>>537953810MLB Urara is never a waste, she will pay off for years.
>start building debuffers>3 cards with debuffs>those same cards NEVER give me hintsGuess I'm dead then
>>537953914not like it mattered to chinks it just meant they needed some more rented machines multiboxing emulators
>>537953810Put up a CM lobby. Let's test that shit out.
finally beat Teio in Wakagoma, she's uber buffed for some reason
>>537954035okay don't use a good wit card with an excellent debuff for this CMi don't give a fuck, retardstay shit
>>537938719Lowkey my whole club being carried by someone who isn't even the leader lole
>>537954045eff. stamina is a kino stat, i remember a lot of rpg and mmos with statniggery where players go "effective x"
>>537954019What the FUARK????
>>537954114it mattered to me :'(
>>537953810>kita and creek mlbWhy are you so shit piggu
i'm REALLY liking this new gaslighting that guts/wit is 1:1 interchangeable and you just need 1500 total or whatever. devious.
>>537951140
Cafe card is so fucking stingy with hints, I had to resort to digging through my veterans to find someone with an eater spark
>>537953810bro your aoi? imagine following a guide but not properly
>>537953734Anon, its called opportunity cost for a reason, you are trading those for something else, its not fucking free retard
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537953914Yeah, the 0.5% Kita was a shitshow
>>537949093It does and I breezed through parent runs rolling 29-35% rolls on Golshi, I probably lost a roll and got Get Well Soon once, but that's it in the last three days. MEANWHILE, I tried playing a Super Creek career two days to test out something and I lost several 3% rolls, got Don't Overdo It on the first fail, there was one time I even lost a 2% roll due to Practice Poor when that roll was critical to get me back into Classic Year yeah, this all happened before I even had to deal with Under the Weather, it was the second time I had to break into my 100ish supply of TP 30, I was so pissed
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>>537953810Gottem! LMAO
>>537953867>can you provide an example of skill?>hurr durr it's just like pokerHoly shit what a fucking retard.A better comparison would be to a slot machine, do you think slot machines are skill based too?
why is everyone so mad today
>>537954515that looks like mare pussy
> Join some tryhard whale club that asks for 10m a week> Actually labeled a casual club by whale standards?> Finally people who actually put in 3 runs a day and average 1.5mCoolio. I wanted to stick with the relaxed guilds, but they were way too casual
>>537953810>>537953810Cm Lobby to Test12111539
>>537951041>AI slopkys https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusumeR34/comments/1n4q4pa/kitasan_black_tillianai/
>>537954589WHERE ARE THE FREEBIESAIEEE
>>537954404Aoi SUCKS. Tazuna would work except for the lack of stamina.
>>537953734>+20 to everything>or +20 energy that goes to 1 training that gives you +50 speed +20 power>"GOLLY I BETTER PICK THE +20"you fucking lowercase using RETARD
>>537954598How do you know what mare pussy looks like?
>>537954647no you
is target in sight free guts considering everyone will be a goldship?
>>537954693someone posted it in this general
>>537954589Pre-CM anxiety + gaslight meta+ people didnt have time to cook + low gibs
>MLB SR Mayano>0 LB Super CreekHaving two stamina cards that start at 0 friendship seems less than ideal.
>>537953452>>537953715kek
It's Turbo Thursday you know.
>>537944103not bad
WHERE ARE THE CM ROOMS HUH?
>>537954324FUG i meant guts/stam
>>537952376And I'm sitting on 400k+ SP, ready to get more cards upgraded as I'm saving for Summer Maru and Summer Sweep card.
>beginning of the run is top tier no mood downs, get charming early, get rainbows in speed>senior year speed cards stop showing up in speed, stam cards stop showing up in stam, everything falls apartt-thanks
>>537954938It's not a gaslight, when it comes to longer races, guts is almost as important as stam
>>537954781you were supposed to roll for kita so you can borrow creek and use manhattan cafe+mcqueen!!
Why does Narita Brian dress herself for titfucks, is she trying to tempt me???
i'm beginning to feel like people arguing against using Frenzied are mad they were too stupid to include it and they're too lazy to remake their debuffers
>>537955019I was not abandoning my account.
>>537954693>got deleted and warned last time i posted full
>>537952376ive been gaslit by every single deck grift posted in this general
>>537954598why would you say that
i'm starting to think some of you don't want your fellow trainers to thrive
>>537954457It's excedingly disgusting that all they stood to gain for was fucking their own players. Even grinding mechanics at least force you to actually play the game and make them money if you want the free stuff, but with this they actually went out of their way just to make people suffer. And all for the literal bare minimum, just for the chance to play the game somewhat competitively.
>>5379546316/9
>>537955151Link it fag
>amazing start turns awful midway through classic year>dogshit start turns into my god run later onThe luck swings in this game are insane
>picks Rainy days thinking it was sunny daysanother mayano top glue is born
>>537955151Rare instance of the jannies not being gay and doing something right
>>537953810not even the jp gaslight guts guy advocated for it this cm WTF are you doing lmao
>>537955197NOOO people you wouldn't understand!!!its 3% and other popular gachas have lower rates!!!! you get more value when you roll!!!>90% of the pool is dogshit
>>537955151You got fucking WARNED for that??
>>537954228>20m in 4 days
>>537954631>full>try to spectate>unable to join has the race has already begunLet us know how it worked out, gutsbro.
>>537955425even the jannies like horse pussy
>>537954631The first two winners.
>failed a 1% trainingTHAT WAS MY SEIUN SKY LUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537955680>corner recoveryouch
>>537955491
I'm sorry Haru Urara, it seems I'll be using our Gemini team slot for someone else. You see, Golshi stocks are up, and Narita Taishin stocks are down, this is because a Japanese video maker said that Golshi is the better horse for this race. And I never intended for you to win, but for you to simply distract the Taishin players. But what good is it if most people are running Golshi? Now begone from my sight, you aren't even good for breeding. I've seen the affinity charts. Pest.
>>537955558Actually, I was making the room for guts bro but they never showed. Interesting results with the white stam sparks though so now I'll just focus on getting make white stam skills than worry about cooldown.
I'D TAKE THE NO GIBS IFCYGAYMES ALSO ACCELERATED THE QOL CHANGES BUT NO YOU GET 3 BORROWS A DAY GOOD LUCK FAGGOT
>>537955717lmao
Suzuka sucks
>>537955852imagine how sweaty chanmi would be for global with 10 borrows a day
Uma Musume is a stamina game after all
>>537945012>It's for my fat fingers.I honestly misclick more often than I should, and I feel bad for my uma when it happens. No lessons learned though!
>>537955852>r*dd*t complaining toois eos soon?
I JUST USED TWO CLOCKS AT THE FUCKING DERBY I FUCKING HATE NARITA TAISHINit's a shame because I liked her before I started trying to turn her into an ace
>roll bingo card>get every tile except one in 11 spins>get last tile at pity anywayit's bad enough my career runs are shit, even the fucking bingo card is bullying me
>>537955923My balls, yes
>>537955558I thought the lobby was made by gutsbro, but they didn't show up
For people pretending not to be reddit you guys sure do seem to know what they are talking about often.
>>537955680>>537955809My Gold Ship got third, so the wit check is real I guess.
>frenzied gaslighting>not showing their frenzied debuffersCheckmate. Disinformation won't win today
>they are doubting guts>when cm3 is around the cornerohnonono
>leddit
>>537955809Cowtits refused to trigger the last event chain, otherwise a great run so I just rolled with the whites, seems to work okay.
>>537956105frenzied is a win harder skill, rushed is already a death sentence
>No Cooldown>No Maestro>Only 700+ speed with 4 speed cardsIm so close in uninstalling the game
>>537955814Wife
>>537956162explain
>>537956239borrow MLB biko pegasus
>>537955354>>90% of the pool is dogshit>he doesn't know>>537956239Cool whining but you won't do shit; if you do man up give me the account data I'll keep it safe :^)
>there's a million career stories about the Uma wanting to be the best/strongest/fastest>Opera is right there and not a single one tries to compete against herBitch all motherfuckers, all of them.Yeah Spe I'm sure beating Seiun Sky out of all horses makes you the best in Japan, real A-Class stuff you got there.
I don’t buy for one FUCKING second that the dice roll isn’t skewed in favor of wit and guts. ITS ALLI FUCKINGGETI want this game fucking hacked, and I want literal proof from the source fucking code itself, that the rates are the same. Because there’s absolutely no FUCKING way
You guys really do need to take the game easier otherwise you might actually shoot up a KFC when MANT comes around
>>537956375Okay I'll try it later after my anger subsides, Im so tilted right now
>>537956241I made this post.
>>537956497why is global full of sweats and tryhards? why can't people appreciate a cute and funny horsegirl game in a relaxed and casual environment?
>>537956493fuck that 3* long on creek is great
>>537956440>who is doto
>>537956580>t. wants an easy cm win
>>537956440>Bitch all motherfuckers, all of them.
>>537956239try actually looking at the stats on the narita taishin SR card while you're having a melty
>>537956440holy retard
every time i check my green skills and dont see right handed i wonder if matikanefukukitaru didn't finish or if i autopiloted through the event
>>537956580because there's nothing for casuals to do after the initial playthrough for each horse and the story events are pretty short /have no gameplay interaction.People are tryhards because majority of the content is for try hards
why is late surger savvy so rare from tachyon
>>537956440Spe defended Japan against Montjeu who beat El Condor Pasa in France
>>537956671My onahole
>>537956753She's showing up for rainbow training sweep and flash were busy chilling in stamina and wits
>>537956671>>537956709Not in WW yet.>>537956761If you're gonna say it's because of honse's IRL history shut the FUCK up you know the game never actually bothers properly or thoroughly sticking to that.
>>537956580> Game has competitive events> Why do people try to compete!?Really makes me think
>>537956842It's in the same category as Sweep's charming
>it's another summer camp of no rainbowsI'M SO FUCKING SICK OF IT
FOUR gold skills?
>>537956961its not even thateven in game, they're from different time periods/agesobviously they can only compete against other recent its why top gun isnt in brian's career
>>537956557
>>537957052McQueen's homophobia confirmedThe perfect trad wife
Guess the spark!
>creek REFUSING to give maestroI HATE IT
>>537957184It's a guts 2*, I'm afraid.
>>537957184are you going to show us the skills anon?
>>537957052That's fine, imagine no getting any double speed rainbows on the whole run after getting Long S and spurt on last inspiration.
>>5379571843* stam
>>537957201I just finished my run and I didnt get Maestro as wellIs there a cold period implemented in this game?
>>537957184Guts and MileAs in, Mile (my long) cock rearranges her Guts haha gottem
>>537956626I can’t even do anything with it man, it’s so fucking frustrating
>>537957268my last 2 runs.. are ((they)) fucking with us?
>>537957321>>537957321>>537957321
THE WORLD IS TOO STRONGt. witjap
>>5379571842* speed and a 3* white
>50+ runs and finally get a 3* blue spark on my planned grandparent>it's the ONE run i dont get any of my desired white sparksim gonna strangle spe
>>537956209rushed CAN be a death sentencefrenzied makes absolutely sure of it
>>537958245Not really, rushed can still help others if they have enough stamina and bringing 1200 with 2-3 gold recoveries can still tank rushed while getting the benefits
>>537958601rushed itself is weak enough that it CAN help themfrenzied will drain so much endurance that it will not help them
>>537939851this is why i was planning some meme runs on the future when i get some better cards, for starters i will make urara win arima kinen, then king halo undefeated triple crown, and then i go on to get some inspirations to do crazy things, like bakushin long
>>537956493It happens so often I am inclined to believe you
>>537955839
>>537949019I already knew about that one.
>>537956493I JUST got a 1200 speed on Matikane Fukukitaru.... I got a one star in wit
>>537951218I fucking hate lucky people, so much
>>537939023Her mouth looked so cute when she was about to bite her own ice cream
>>537948782Its 5% bro
