Previous: >>537584104>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)Story Event with Dantsu Flame SSR currently underway4.5th Anniversary Campaign:>150 jims for 10 daysFull List here: https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=2720Legend Race Currently Ongoing: Wedding Fine Motion and VivlosTachyon's Factor Research returns this monthCM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, good, autumn, sunnyCM Sprint will be held in October, Niigata, 1200m, left, good, autumn, cloudyLoH Dirt will be held in November, Morioka, 1600m, left, autumn>Design Your Island Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1kmCbUtdQap3YtXnnGRrdk-_Di3pXaATnJBrPACPQcAc/edit?usp=sharing>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>524354428Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
>I sacrificed everything for training and yet I still lost? How is this possible!What an original development that was.
No miles allowed in this threadWe use kilometers in this house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPDzEKKsIgg
>>537942559
Wtf Chevachi is so cute in this althttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Rqq-Poq5y3Y
>スペ先輩!this makes me laugh every time I hear it
https://x.com/MorganTreacy/status/1963703692625842665Dirt races are, dare I say, kino
>>537943339Absolute eyeroll-tier heel. I don't know what people see in her besides durrrrr mare sexoooo!!111!1!! At least Ramonu actually talked mad shit about her "inferior" form of love before jobbing
>character that only has 23 lines isn't well explored!!!!!!Are you perhaps even dumber than hors?
>>537945103This is what Dodo will call her btw
>>537947035>>537947679I'm lost, who are we talking about here?
>>537949508Lube-chan
I only like dumb losers when they are stupidly attractive.
I feel like I should have gone for LB3 Groove instead of LB4 Stego...
how are they gonna handle Rulership being aruve's little sibling if she's an orphan
>>537943843I love that someone drew this idea, I had been thinking of some version of it ever since Still came out>aaaAAA I'm going insaAaaAnE honnou ga HONNOU GA--oooh sweets!!
The Vs.
>>537955014man this guy drew so many SFW little uma fact comics like this that I forgot that he was a hentai artist, at first I thought it was unusual for him to draw ass like that then remembered all the wild sex he drew before
>>537951067Can easily do orphans separated as kids, that's a pretty common trope.Or they just won't think too hard about it.
>>537947679I don't think exploring her will make her appearance here as the ultimate-generic-cardboard-cutout rival any better.
>>537951028I wonder too (I got MLB Stego and LB2 Groove), but at the same time Groove is only usable for 差し mid, so it's really nothing to sweat over.
Creatures
I wonder what they'll do about the V sisters if Grande Venus and Evan Sweet end up successful
Creature
does fusapan's campaign mention Asahi Rising at all
>>537951028groove really needs mlb to be good so if you didn't have enough then finishing stego was the better move
Anyone know who Hahakigi is drawing next? Better not be fucking Tachyon again.
Creature.
>ugly glasses creature from the monthly ticket >again
>>537960396No, because I don't give a shit about aggressively mediocre artists whose only noteworthy feature is the bad porn they draw.
>>537957336It'll still take around 8 years before they retired & implemented anyway...
>>537961167my condolences, they should put all of her kind down
>>537960714Has Top Loaf Man revived?
>>537960396Tachyon
>>537961990Nyope. Even his artist friends didn't realize he was gone.
>>537960396Redditchyon, yeah despite him being japanese
>>537962813Nyo...
So pink.
>>537957197A new one is born.
I don't care for miracles...
Goddamn, Urara's こんなに大きくなりました is too powerful...
https://idolhorse.com/horse-racing-news/japan/mirco-demuros-california-reboot-people-ask-why-i-left-japan/JRA is a black company...
I'm currently recreating the /uma/ JP story diagram I found into a more high quality version along with adding Still's story in it. I'm still wondering if putting this is too much of a deep cut for anyone to understand what it meant
I'm a Jun Maeda fan, I'll consume slop and die by his slop.
>>537974130damn, I had heard about him packing up a ton of stuff to be overseas for a while but I didn't know his career in the JRA was slowly just becoming denied to him after so long, I'm guessing outside of Yutaka it's typical for something like that to happen to old jockeys but Demuro not being a homegrown nip is definitely a huge factor to the icier treatment he's been getting lately
>>537974156Urobuchi never wrote for KEY so what you did here is a bit odd. Someone can like his works and yet not like KEY works.
>>537975482yeah I was planning to just change it to "Do you like VNs?" at the first question since I also thought it didn't make sense
>>537975558That's what I was thinking right after I pressed enter, it's better yeah.
>>537974727Me too dacchi.
>>537974130There's probably gaijin treatment happening behind the scenes but criticising JRA for demanding japanese literacy for trainer license seems odd. Wonder what really happened there
>>537974156I'd change the branches to KEY and Nitroplus or Type Moon. Anyone who picks up a game of anime girl horses and posts her should know what these are.
>>537976264Do we have TYPE-MOON umas?Durandal?
Guys retarded question but is it cool for wanting uma comics and fan arts to be translated? Or does that make them a globalfag/ENigger unless they learn Japanese or some shit?
>haha guys am I allowed to enjoy things on my first language or does that make me the enemyI have never read something so pathetic in my life
>>537976597>Or does that make them a globalfag/ENigger unless they learn Japanese or some shit?According to me yes, unironically. But why would you care about what I think? As long as you're not being obnoxious about it then you do you.
>>537976475Well it's Still tbdesu, because her career is a mix of (mild) horror and romance. Everyone memes about Nitroplus but it's likely they weren't involved in Still's story just like how Machan's career isn't actually written by someone from KEY.
>>537974130Really sad to see his win rates keep falling off, then again it's the usual cycle of bad result > get bad horses > result tanked further>>537976043Guess he's expecting to get some exception for being a full-term JRA jockey, though at this point I bet Mirco already feels like JRA is actively trying to cut all hopes of him getting on top form again
>>537976597>>537976769You people try way too fucking hard with this, can't you just be normal for once?
>>537975093Getting a long term jockey license is already difficult to begin with. If Lemaire/Demuro can't get a trainer license, there's little to no chance for any other foreign trainer.Dude might have better chances trying his luck in HK desu, close enough to Japan, no language barrier and they actually welcome gaijins for a change
>>537974156Is the other anon not updating his chart anymore?
>>537975482Still’s campaign is also nothing like the majority of Urobuchi’s works, given the lack of stylized hyper-violence or random graphic rape or homosex, and is much closer to your average 電波 game tonally and stylistically.
>>537974130>Add to that slide the JRA’s ice cold response to his inquiries about becoming the first expatriate to hold a trainers’ licence – a long-held dream – and Demuro knew he needed to change something.>“I asked the JRA: can I be a trainer here if I start in two, three or four years? And they said, the test will be in Japanese. So how can I make the test in Japanese? I speak Japanese but I cannot write Kanji and those things, so that means I am shut out. I had to think about what I wanted to do,” he says.Ah man. I was hoping to see him as a trainer. That's terrible to hear.
>>537977043I was actually planning to consider "denpa" but then remembered Neo Universe is in another part of this chart im referencing so I cant just add it willy nilly without considering the entire chartits why I was thinking more referencing visual novels in general since its more so following the spirit of the previous chart
>>537976862>>537977043You're right, the vibe does feel closer to something like HF/Ataraxia. That said I think people associate it with Urobuchi because of MC answering her feelings in a similar manner as pic related. Like, them having their own little world.
>>537976997I'm still updating mine. Only finished No Reason, SiL, and Cesario so far so I didn't think it was worth posting an updated version just yet.
>>537974727too bad he turned into a yurinigger, he's way better at writing male characters
>>537977591iirc they mostly associate urobuchi because Cygames took in Nitroplus, then people experienced Still's story then theorized that Urobuchi was involved in her story due to some similarities
>>537948692I want to see a master apprentice relationship. With the apprentice doing the exact opposite of whatever the master commands.
>>537978373pretty sure that was just joking, obviously urobuchi isn't working in this horse game
https://x.com/JRA_WorldRacing/status/1963574546147017097It's wet as fuck
I havent touched this game in 4-5 years and only came back for the yandere horse, did cykagames pull a pso2/ngs global and region blocked this version of the game or what? because i dont remember the game being region locked because when i tried to logging to download the install data for the game it just gave me a huge ass error message
>>537979113It's also wet as fuck in Japan.
>>537979116Depends on your internet provider.
>>537979116not a region block but ip block. try resetting your router or just use a vpn set to any location
Please learn to separate Cyberagent and Cygays.
Might try going down the keiba rabbithole and start watching G1 races. Are they freely broadcast or do I need subscription to some nip streaming platform, senpai-dacchis?
>>537980142An anon here usually stream JRA G1 races on cytube on race day.NAR G1/Jpn1 are always stream on youtube.
>>537974156>>537976264>>537977043>>537977591It’s scary how the piano only osts in Still’s scenario(that I’ve read so far) remind me so much of FSN
>>537980314what about JRA G2s and G3s
>>537980314I assume the cytube link is newly generated every race so I just need to camp on /umaJP/ on the day? Another question is I check https://en.netkeiba.com/race/race_calendar.html and it only shows this week race. Do they announce the date of the races early elsewhere?
>>537981025No idea. I usually watch them at a local WINS or use their online link, but I'm not sure if you can access them outside of Japan. I tried posting a link here a few weeks ago but no one responded so I can't check.>>537981047Can you into Japanese?https://www.jra.go.jp/keiba/calendar/
>>537981154oh, Sprinters Stakes is this 28th. Anyone know some good names in there?
>>537981154there's keisei hai and sapporo 2 year stakes tomorrow, can you try posting again
>>537981394Yeah, sure. The link only work on the day so I'll drop it here then.
>>537981025There's 2 for each this weekSaturday G3:https://umanity.jp/en/racedata/race_8.php?code=2025090601020511https://umanity.jp/en/racedata/race_8.php?code=2025090606040111Sunday G2:https://umanity.jp/en/racedata/race_8.php?code=2025090709040211https://umanity.jp/en/racedata/race_8.php?code=2025090706040211
>>537981373The usual suspects (Reve, Lugal, Namura, etc)Then there's Lucky Sweynesse I guess,although he's a shadow of his former self at this point
>>537981025>>537981047NTA but he streams those, even debut races which I tune in if my POGs are running.Link is cytu be/r/johndoe1899 so check tomorrow.
https://idolhorse-audition2025.com/does that mean gaia force and meisho tabaru are getting plushies?
>>537981751Nyes. Ten Happy Roses too.
>>537981751Yes
>>537977787Can you post the latest version?
>>537981802>>537981834awesomedo you guys know how I could obtain these? I live in europe so idk if they ship stuff here
https://youtu.be/y6a-8LlTwIQTamamo Cross is the type to get 3-in-1 bodywash
>>537976940How is the HK horse racing scene nowadays? How big is the chinks influence there?
>>537981945You can order them through online Turfy Shop or buy them directly at the racecourses, but they don't do overseas shipping.>>537981854Here. The current update plan is:>No ReasonAction -> Individuals or Concept? -> Concept>CesarioPersonal Drama -> Dream -> Their own -> The next generation>SiLIs a bit of a question. I can't decide whether to put the her core story theme as Romance or Tragedy since it's equally both..
>>537981640Will the channel stop asking me for a password once it goes live?
>>537982415No. But the pass is 123456
>>537981154I can read katakana/hiragana just fine. The rest is just basic googling. Next month has Kikkashou (26) and Shuukashou (19). I checked and their timing is at 3.40 PM JST. I think I won't be able to catch them as it's middle of night here in EST. Any other G1 races starting at night?
>>537982510Thanks anon. Hope I can find my own 推し with the 2year stakes tomorrow
>>537982551All of JRA G1s are around that time
>>537982384Still chugging along I guess? There's plans on testing mainland racing in Conghua, but I'm not sure how betting's gonna be handled (officially it's banned in China)There are mainlander horse owners obvs, but horses are still imported mostly from Oceania/Ireland and a bunch of other places. HKJC also picked up some JP horses from Select Sale and Yoshida has a owner's license here now, so maybe more JP horses will debut here down the line.I don't think horses bred in China can actually run here anytime soon because of vet issues (Conghua had to be set up separately to remove quarantine issues, but its climate is not suitable for horse breeding in any case), so idk where the whole Mejiro Ardan dominating HK bloodlines idea came from.
>>537982394>You can order them through online Turfy Shop or buy them directly at the racecourses, but they don't do overseas shipping.FuckMaybe I can find a forwarding service
>>537982965Damn there goes my whole plan of watching G1 races. Well maybe I can catch some once in while when I am doing software deployments like now. SRE/Ops engineer is hell on regular sleep.
>>537983195>so idk where the whole Mejiro Ardan dominating HK bloodlines idea came from.HK racing are filled with imported horses from EU/AUS then to be gelded, there's no legacy bloodline in HK maybe that dude means in CN
>>537983439Nah the post explicitly said HK.If anything it's Deep Field/Starspangledbanner/Toronado who's bloody everywhere here.That said HK simply doesn't have the environment for horse-breeding, and horses that end up here are usually already gelded anyways.If anything it's Japan who's allergic to geldings kek
>>537982551>Any other G1 races starting at night?Only NAR JpnI, which are basically G1 that aren't recognized internationally.>>537983275There might be forwarding service, aye. If you're that desperate for certain hors plushie, I can ship em to you, but I'm not sure how much you want to trust some random guy on a mongolian basket weaving forum.
smooch
>>537974130This combined with the no JRA jockey school graduates this year sounds like a recipe for long term disaster if there’s no new blood in the system. Granted at least there’s still last year’s graduates and new applicants coming in.
>>537983840thanks for the offer, i'll think about itso far I never really had a bad experience with anons exchanging information surprisingly, but I also don't want you have to go through the trouble if I can avoid it
>>537984283>if there’s no new blood in the systemif anything getting a lot of new blood post-2015 probably played a part in pushing demuro aside
>>537984283nah they aren't lack jockey or trainer and it's not a dying sport, you're overreacting
I like when Silly does the Tomato Release quote.
>>537984678Sometimes I wonder if the broken English responses are actual native Japanese uma JP players.
>>537984283>no new jockey graduates>Foreign jockey licenses still hard to getFiguresMoreira's being gatekept by nihongo, and other jockeys of same calibre probably have the same issue (or don't plan on staying in Japan to begin with)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB5rCaiLpuI2005, the never ever year.
>>537985398In fairness, I understand they want to keep the Japan circuit as Japanese as possible and the discussion swiveled to letting the new jockeys shine rather than flood the pool. But there’s also a push to become competitive overseas now as well, so hopefully some JRA guy picks up the slack.
>>537985878I'd rather they get some actual competition.Remember how people joked about foreign jockeys dominating the JRA G1s this year?Yeah.Moreira making a mess of them made sense, but even Badel (who's mid-tier in HK) had a good run in Japan
>>537986174Yeah the calibre of mediocrity has been showing as of late, especially with their recent overseas runs and the invaders (hors & short term jockeys) getting a solid streak. I think I came to terms that the current Japanese jockey pool was mediocre when Rachel King won the Feb Stakes this year, granted she’s also very good at what she does.
>>537899470Umas based off cloned horses should give off uncanny vibes to other umas.
>>537985230I'm sorry for being esl seamonkey....
>>537986441It's the lack of interaction honestly. Aside from the Japan Cup and JP horses running overseas, there's not many opportunities for JP jockeys to race against foreign horses/jockeys.Too bad there's no chance for the JRA to create their own DWC/HKIR/BC sort of day, although it would have been a great way to get more foreign horses visiting.
I would really rather not have keiba turn into sportsball where we have to pretend the blackest fresh off the boat African is a native representing the country. Isn't sumo being overrun by Samoans and Hawaiians too? Hard pass.
>>537986174Starke winning Oaks with a Black Tide's is the icing on top
>>537987209They definitely need to revamp whatever they’re teaching in jockey school, because Decile getting spanked by British pacemakers & Ebayan losing the KD during a gritty American showdown shows they’ll have a difficult time adjusting to strategies outside Japan borders.Rough or unfair as they are, it’s something to keep in mind if you’re aiming for world prestige like the JRA (or at least the Danons and Fujita) seem to be.
>>537987252>Samoans and HawaiiansThat's like in the 90s, holy shit. Nowadays it's the Mongolians who are dominating the scene, but Hakuho was ragebaited so hard he flat out left the org, and Hoshoryu is probably one of the weakest yokozuna in the history.
>>537987252Like I said, there’s a pro in keeping the Japanese circuit as pure as possible because it provides opportunities to natives. But they also are mediocre as fuck, especially with invaders stomping on the likes of new torches like Kawada and Tosaki (who’s also old relatively). Both can be true at the same time.
>>537987681Sakai need to step up his game and stop farming 3rd
>>537987681Kawada is legit a meme in HK for being shite in the IJC, go figureThen again Happy Valley is a weird track in itself
>making demuro's state somehow a fault of the japanese sceneReally? You want the owners to risk giving good horses to someone in a slump and JRA to not make literacy mandatory for an occupation that will have deal with a shit ton of documentation in japanese?
>>537988759The man needed a change of air and was probably venting all the pent up frustrations he had. That Victoria Mile run with Shirankedo was most likely his last chance at glory and was visibly upset about losing because he knew he blew it.Having said that, the new blood is still not as stellar as they’re being hyped to be and Sakai and Kawada have yet to step up, but careers are long.
>>537989119well yeah, japanese jockey obviously need to step up. My issue is with the idolhorse article and some anons here talking like the japanese is proactively obstructing him for being a gaijin, when even nip jockeys except for take received the same treatment after peaking out.
>>537989570Idolhorse saw a visibly frustrated man and grabbed the clickbait, media does media things. Also gaijin have more barriers in Japan than natives (as usual), but I think people also agree that the likes of old guns like Miyuki and Ryuuji are also being edged out because of age and overcrowded jockey pools.Maybe the 0 grads is a blessing that way.
God I love NTR
>>537982394What do the gold borders/blue text mean?
>>537990310Gold border = well writtenBlue text = romance heavyI think
>>537976264>Anyone who picks up a game of anime girl horses and posts her should know what these are.Joke's on your, fagger. I have no idea what either of you are talking about! t. Ojisan
>>537990517That’s about right.>>537982394SiL feels more Romance/Trainer relationship than full narrative tragedy. Maybe you can do a conjoined linkup since those 2 segments are close to each other.
Man, I want to roll on double Miracle banner since I don’t have either of them, but I don't like thin Miracle alt outfit.
>>537987252> Isn't sumo being overrun by Samoans and Hawaiian, too?Kek. You mean Mongols and Slavniggers.
>>537974130>“I asked the JRA: can I be a trainer here if I start in two, three or four years? And they said, the test will be in Japanese. So how can I make the test in Japanese? I speak Japanese but I cannot write Kanji and those things, so that means I am shut out.>He says he knows that no one has a right to demand success, but he says, “In Japan I can’t feed my family on 12 winners,” and that reality is at the heart of contemplations about his future.I like Demuro, but he should have just focused on the getting older and wanting to ride more aspects. He's fucking rich and not completely retarded. The only thing that stops you from learning another language is time. For most people that's because they have to earn a living. Demuro could have easily learned the language in a decade. The 'feed my family' line is a bad joke. Respect lost for Demuro. Now Lememe is my best gaijin.
Which one do I 1LB? Does it even matter?
>>537993074stego
>>537993074Stego for general useAruvu for Sashi
>>537993074Stego is the most usable at 1LB.
>>537993208>>537993238>>537993389Stego it is then. I'm afraid to go for another spark with that kind of luck.
>>537994716Yeah, that's awful. What other SSRs did you get?
>>537989119>ShirankedoWhat's going to be her gimmick now that we already have THE kansai-ben horse?
>>537995142Why would she even get umafied? We're not scrapping the bottom of the barrel (yet).
>>537994760Guts Pocket, int Degitan, guts Gold City and stam Duramente I think. So it wasn't complete nothing, technically. Just not what I needed.
>>537995449Yeah, not fuck all, but absolutely average luck is pretty shit when the rate-up fails. Better luck next time, dachi.
>>537995449That ended up not being as bad then at least. Stam Dura is really good even at low LBs. Guts Gold City is still one of the few ways of parent farming for 心弾んで.
God I’m falling back in love with suzuka all over again.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/drbeuT_BwYA
>>537998927I will never forget Maachan.
[Come out Ye Blacks and Tans starts playing in the distance]
>>537998602We're already pulling up to city hall dw babe
>>537943160https://x.com/RacingPost/status/1963889807332942287https://x.com/RacingPost/status/19638907223622289892 JP raiders in Longchamp this SundayByzantine Dream > Prix Foy G2Go To First > Prix du Moulin de Longchamp G1
>>538001849>softer turf it seemsruh roh
SEEEEEEEEEX
>>537999754
I don't like the Irish.
>>538004006Yeah well, your ass is too big so they don’t like you either.
>Vivlos's personal epithet is "小悪魔系ウマ娘"She's a literal gremlin
>>538003371Gonna make a 9 G1 winner with her
>>538005061All you’re gonna make with her is middle schooo pregnancy dachi…
>>538005272That's not an issue
ohamile sex
VERY LEWD, do not open!
>>537987519decile looked very confused and out of practice, given his performance at the beginning of the year I think they need to go harder on him and have him run more often, he shines under pressurethey shouldn't have skipped takarazuka
This could've been the best oneWhy...
>>537987209>Too bad there's no chance for the JRA to create their own DWC/HKIR/BC sort of dayThey tried in the past but the overall domestic turnover tanked because now it's split between multiple big races in a single day, compared to letting people saved up a week or two between the big races
>>537976801>>537976769>>537976912Nothing wrong with wanting to know the context of things if they are in a language you don't understand.
>>538017407You had 4 years.
How do you increase your stat cap?
>>538018013Blue gene inherit will increase the respective stats cap
>>538017551You also had 5 years to get a master's degree and get out of poverty, but yet here you are.
>>538018523erm please don't be rude everyone knows that knowing Japanese automatically gives you the ability to be an elitist dickhead that whines about the unwashed masses every five minutes/jp/ told me so and it must be true
https://x.com/WorldPool/status/1963960098205663348My boy is ready to farm another 3rd
>>537987209Curious how many invaders are going to show up this year for JC. Think it's been a while when JP horses have looked this beatable. Who is supposed to defend homeground this year? Danon Decile? Meisho Tabaru?
>>537998927She's so silly.
>>538019491Tabaru is a Hanshin specialist, Decile's condition is still unknown after coming back home. Durezza and Masquerade Ball might have the best odds to defend JC
>>537961376Chrono ASMR of some keiba commentary is what we need.>>537977591that is what I said elsewhere which few laugh at off. At least someone manage to prevent the writter from turning it into a complete depressing story.>>537998927There is no way in hell I will forget her. Especially her thicc thighs, soft big boobs and angelic face!
>>538020463I wanted to include Durezza since I'm a durafag, but I felt it would be a bit cope. I'm rooting for all Duraspawns, but can't help but feel they're longshots
>>538013669This is fine, they're married.
>>538020745He's fine, never out of top 3 in Tokyo & counter-clockwise courses, other than the International Stakes
>>538021764Hope he can get his 2nd G1.
Admire Moove
Nips really need to send more raiders to go for trial races like Prix Foy and Niel before sending them straight to Arc like they did with Orfe, El and Kizuna.
>>538022982I don't think running in prix foy would've helped taiho, since the weather and the overwatering by the frogs would've still made longchamp a swamp for the arc
>>538018860>mmm nyes potato grass
>>538003371How is Fusapan's campaign anyways?
>>538004775I love this little onedari amaenbou like you wouldn't believe, adorable too how the IRL hors gets mad when her favorite ningen leave
>>538004775she carves for headpats and now your ninjin
>>538017551>>538018523Never too late. I was aware of the game when it first came out in Japan but only got into it until the global release. Just be glad I'm not a globalfag who believes only in uma x uma and that umas in wedding dresses is facilitating "grooming and pedophilia".I'm just glad I can play catch up and explore all the jp stories, cute fanarts and comics, etc without it being bombarded by tourist. Heck maybe I'll even try out the JP version. There's always gonna be cool people who will translate shit for us whether you like it or not.
Oh my god shut up
https://litter.catbox.moe/uouyxo.jpg
Does anyone have that NeoUni dictionary page? I'm trying to read her story.
>>538022125More artists should draw the veins
Honduran white bat
My beautiful wife
The stat gains seem to be really high compared to races. Am I supposed to train as much as possible and only run compulsory races?
>>538029262This is the office, your wife called us five times in the last hour, she wants to know why you haven't been returning her texts.She also went ballistic when one of the female interns answered the phone.
>>538030564for the most part except optional races are still good on dead turns when you have no training or no need to rest
>>538031263Thanks
I thought the dorm prefects were supposed to help stop uma-trainer relationships...
ohimba daisuki
is there an easy to digest list of what skills are good for each distance chanmi/LoH event
DAISUKI
>>538032313>stopaahahahaha
>>538032508the in game trainer guide is far from perfect but it's a good start. otherwise u-tools tracks has course breakdowns with effective skills https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/race/tracks
ohimba daisuki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>538032313Not even on their on-paper responsibilities, Fuji saw that something was planned off-campus and knew it had nothing to do with her dorm head duties. Not like the torena apartment gateman who shuns his duties...
https://x.com/JRA_PRC/status/1963874742714106111
>>538032313lol
https://files.catbox.moe/nhl3tg.7zthis is so hot
Is the game down?
Are there any player influencible factors affecting the completion rates for event chains, especially the gold skill ones?
>>538027821It's just one retarded cunt that has an autistic fit whenever global is mentioned, don't mind him.Most people are happy to see the game get more popular and have more people to enjoy it with.
>>538036570No it's completely random. All you can really do is restart early when you reach the first summer and you've barely made any overall progress if you're expecting all 5 to finish.
>>538027821I mean, you already have tools/mods to translate the JP version of the game.
Why are these horses so much better than mine? I can post the build if anyone wants to help me beat this, I really want the rainbow pieces for Stego card.
>>538036003Is that Mahiru's? Also damn the filename are all mess up and can't tell which goes in order.
>>538037646Either you massively outrank the opponents or build a specially focused uma for that track, so basically a pseudo CM.
>>538037646Skills. It's always skills. Getting distance and surface S aptitudes helps if you can't comoete with the skills
>>538037646Mahou Kraft is far more dangerous than her regular and sending Kitan in Mile is just a bad move.Bring an actual Miler for that.
>>538036570Run less event chains. Some cards like the new Ryan stamina card have only 1 event for the gold chain, and a few older ones let you end the chain and get the gold early on the 2nd event. Friend and group cards also do not pollute the event pool, so you can run 2 of them so the other 4 cards have more room to finish their chains.
>>538033635The cuck chair...
wife...
>>538038271If I got a Kita to S Mile would that be acceptable? I didnt think her unique was tuned so badly for Mile, was it?
>>538039581No. Kita's unique only works on long tracks.
>>538039732eh? eh!?
>>538039970no really what part of this makes it locked for long
>>538032313>>538035663WTF, I'm reporting this to Tazuna.
JP newfag hereare debuffers banned from CM?is mood still random except for finals?
>>538041936No, it was a one-time thingYes
>>538041760>Tazunaahahahaha. No. Reminder that Tazuna can't save you nor Still at all.
>>538042005So what's the current meta?Being yourself and build strong parents to use them on your favorite uma?
>>538032313Fuji's a horny, smell fetish having teen. She has never stopped any uma-trainer romance.
>>538005272>still a JC after Kraft's 14+ year comasuperduper overaged schoolgirl EROTIC
Sorry for dumb question but do I go for this ticket or keep waiting a bit more? Still trying to get used to the scenario and trying to find the best time to use the tickets generally
>>538042279Retard.
>>538039581You can make it work but I'm assuming you don't have a whale deck necessary. I think level 2 is easily beatable if you have S distance + Seiun unique + High Voltage and some mile skills. If you can't borrow speed rein kraft then it's easier to just use a mile specialist instead.
>>538043440any time you see 3 or more you should absolutely take it. the number of times you'll get fucked trying to hold out for a better stack than 3 will absolutely be far greater than the number of times you'll be rewarded with a bigger stack, even accounting for when you got the second ticket in a build cycle and have time before the first ticket of the following cycle
>>538037646keep trying, you can do it anon!
my SiL carried me on all the medium stages and some mile stages except for the one with mahou kraft, won the first level but level 2 was impossible.
>>538044819Meant for >>538037646
SiLlius Soddus
>>538044819How did you win on mid 3 with that SiL? Can you show your skills
I've been watching my umas in PVP lately, and noticed that half of mine just aren't pushing forward in the mid/end and end up getting gapped hard by the opponent. Is this a lack of acceleration skills or a lack of guts? Most of them are nearly capped on Spd/Stm/Pow but they're all averaging around 1300 guts at their highest.
Well now im satisfied after rerolling a few times. Now i can finally start playing this game
https://x.com/MJK20160808/status/1963964467328475179Is hors okay???
>>538050665idk if I just haven't watched enough horse videos but I have not seen one use those self service scratchers that cows use, the ones with bristles on a cylinder that they can just rub themselves on.
>rerollingbrother in christ
>>538037646then you need to do this.
>>538039530how offal of her
Who drew this one?
>>538056741https://x.com/JDanboru1182/status/1962198613746200808
>>538049236tsukimi boygahs seem kinda tasty. like a higher-quality mcmuffin
this OC is literally me
>>538057769A fried egg on a burger is pretty classic for a reason.
https://x.com/paulickreport/status/1963986517644202252Huh, so it could happen in a horse race
>>538039970>>538041748The accel part only works on a straight on the far side of the track, which only happens on long distance courses.
>>538045987Guts only matters for competing on the last straight, around a couple hundred meters before the goal. Not pushing forward means you lack mid-race speed skills or have low INT.
>>538062834Look at him go.
>>538036996I did think that was the case. I only asked since I saw one anon in the last thread because somebody mentioned "translators" but nobody replied to it. (probably for good reasons since it was a retarded post).I'll go back to lurking.
>>538036996It's more than one person and the real schizo is the guy (You) that only thinks it's one person
Do we love Mirako?
>>538036996>Most people are happy to see the game get more popularMost people are stupid, strictly statistically speaking.
>>538069860We love all fat girls
>>538045823Based
>>538070007personally speaking, i'd rather have global pop off a little bit so it has staying power instead of fading into obscurity like kemono friendsthen again it's mostly KF being mismanaged after the s2 fiasco
>>538070490The run that the franchise had from JP content alone already mogged whatever KF had going on
>>538070738I will hand it to Cygays, they did a hell of good job promoting Global and it seems to have payed off for them in dividendsStill not playing it tho.
>>538019491Ombudsman and Calandagan maybe, I think Dubai Honour is also interested? Goliath's owner seems keen on a rematch, but not too sure on the horse's conditions if you ask me.Far too early to tell imo, plans can change down the line
>>538071072Considering Global is accelerated they want it to catch up to JP eventually. I'm guessing they want it either to merge so they just have a singular client to worry about
>>538073261They're definitely not doing that. Otherwise they would've just added a "translate to english" option for JP and called it a day. On a side note the acceleration is a lot slower than people predicted. It won't get parity with JP for like 6 years.
For anyone here who plays on iphone, do you have to go through any kind of loops to play the game outside of jp? Or is it as simple as creating a jp account on itunes or whatever their store is called and downloading the game?
>>538074090You change your region to Japan and install it from there. You don't need a new account, payment methods, etc.
>>538074090The latter, but you'll still need to make sure you don't run into issues with your ISP/cell provider
>>538074090Nope, it's very easy. Just change your region to the jp app store, download jp uma and you can change back. Just remember to press "update all" instead of the individual app when it does need an update, otherwise it will tell you to switch the region back to jp. You can even pay regularly with your usual payment method too without any hassle
>>538074078I think Global is gonna die long before it's able to reach parity
>>538074372In 6 years umajp would be dying as well... look at the state of grub, deresute, and sv1 around their 10th anniv....
>>538074739at least JP is comfy and fun, Global will die before they see any of that
>>538074230>>538074309nice>>538074261I think I shouldn't have any issues on that front, considering I already play with my current phone.Performance wise I guess it'd run well too, I'm looking for a 14 pro max probably
>>538074372If the Revue Starlight gacha lasted half a decade I think uma global could last long enough to reach parity and stick around for a few years after that before they eventually close both servers.
next thread should be renamed to bitter cunts general because you fucks can't go an hour without seething about global
>>538074078You really think that a gacha game that has been ongoing for years just adding an english translation option for god knows how much content would just attract players? Even if it takes a long time at least being on par makes development easier for them>>538074372FGO NA hasn't died yet so I don't see why it would when global is run by Cygames itself
>>538074935No, I don't. Work on your reading comprehension.
>>538075812Sure if you figure out how to successfully run a business and launch a product.
>>538074921nothing to talk about other than the usual baits from the usual schizoid so it ends up like thisguy thinks he's some kind of Übermensch for playing JP when his entire life is just shitting up this thread with the same shitposts on repeat
>>538075970You seem very confused.
>>538074921>>538076043I don't really understand why there are seething globalfags in the thread, why do you get mad at mundane conversations like this? Go to your own thread.
https://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/1964071037156397455Prix Foy today
>>538076609Calling your retarded ass out because you can't go an hour without seething about global isn't "being a seething globalfag". It's being tired of the retarded sperg that will die if they don't flood the thread telling everyone with how much they hate global.At this point I'm just convinced you don't even play this game and just come here to shit the place up because you really have no life other than reurgitating the same five posts on repeat.
>>538077023>>538076043I think it's just the usual idiot trying something new to get replies if you ask me. We used to get a TON of "haha oops wrong thread" posts but they suddenly stopped and now this is the new bait of choice that everyone can't stop biting.
>>538069860I love Mirako (thin).
>>538077549I think you're off base and a couple of you guys just have PTSD from when we had actual people raiding the thread daily. Most of these conversations are happening fluidly or are even literally stemming from one of you guys claiming there's an "anti-global schizo" or some shit which is super ironic. It's pretty much standard 4chan behavior for people to bash new thing, so I don't know why anyone is trying to attribute it to a single guy.
>>538074921You'll come across less cowardly if you actually reply to the post in question, even if it the post above you.
I don't really care how crazy SIL is, she's really really cute
>>538076609it's definitely some kind of retard trying to bait seeing as it always uses an imaginary 'jp superiority complex' as the base of its complaint and responds to himself quickly enough
Did you know that in umamusume haru urara's race outfit just like twin turbo's isn't really based on anything the real horse did in life since there wasn't much to go off of and she had many different jockeys so instead both her race outfit and casual outfit are based on her mask which was adorned with some hello kitty stickers hence her heavy hello kitty themed design
>>538071359Would love to see Ombudsman in the JC, but don't think I've seen him run 2400m yet. Would be surprising if they make JC his first 2400m race
>>538079993I'm starting to think so too because it seems like these posters just pop in to say some shit like "you have a superiority complex" or "everyone that disagrees with me is the same person" and then promptly ignore anyone trying to reason with them
>>538080840NTA, but I feel like it's best to just ignore the guy trying to bait. Don't even know whether it's a globro, someone from a different general, or a jp regular who's just trying to get (you)'s. At this point I believe he's responding to himself with some baity remarks to get people to join.
>you're a schizo>no you're a schizo>you're baiting>no you're baiting>you're samefagging>no you're samefaggingriveting discussions today
>>538081585We have fun here
>>538081585shhh don't call him out or he'll call you a samefagging schizo with PTSD
digitan SEX
>>538081724So it's confirmed that you're 100% the one trying to stir shit with this stupid bait.
We have 4 (FOUR) JRA G2/3s, Arc trial with Byzantine Dream & Go To First, and Korea Cup & Sprint with Ramjet & Erede running this weekend
>>538082603Erede could really use a win...
>>538083596It's impossible to lose to Korean donkeys.
>>538084274If it's so impossible then how come Japan lost the entire gacha market to Korea and Japan?
>>538084274Oh I thought he was in the same race as Ramjet. I remember last year Wilson lost in Korea to another jp hons.
Every time I bet on Wilson Tesoro, he loses. The one time I didn't, he wins.
>>538019491I want romantic warrior
>>538084961it was Crown Pride, who I guess isn't going this year
nice thread you have here jptards
thyanks!
How do I unlock the big nige skill for ace?
>>538088651>シニア級目標レースのジャパンCまでにシニア級重賞を5勝した状態(目標レース+目標外で重賞2勝)でジャパンCに勝つと隠しイベントが発生。スキル『大逃げ』のヒントを獲得できる。
>>538089471Oh damn, I just barely missed it somehow. Thanks anon
>イヤイヤ期Umas are such interesting creatures.
SEEEXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>538089874Please review Fusapan’s story once you’ve finished.
mmm nyes very very bird
Badrinath won!
>>538090657Will do. I'll add her to the chart too, the story so far seems to be main story-lite.
Glad to see another phonehead winner, once autumn season begin his kids will start dominating I believe
>>538092636Won by 4 lengths? That's pretty good.
So this is the power of The Beast of Possibility... The Symbol of Hope...
>>538043428does anyone had the full image of that?
>>538043428How many uma hags are pretending to be teenager...
>>538096131Ramonu and Maruzensky
>too lazy to do even a single run to clear dirt master challenge>start spamming umas without even an A aptitude on dirt>somehow won with my oonige taabo well then
>>538089874So they hire quacks at Tracen now, huh.
>>538096131Seeking the Hag
>>538096131Air Groove...
>gaia force 2nd place againaiiiiieeeeeeee
>>538096913Not a hagbut a Gal...
>>538096964huh?
>>538096964>againnyo...
>>538097193>>538097378it's the fan vote for merchandise thing
>magical girlBut she never uses spells...
>>538097447kek
>>538097447who got first?
>>538097858Tabaru
the world was strong...
>>538097447The eternal silver farmer.
Dumb and dumber. I bet the writers are regretting their decision to split the girls into just three school years now.We got Rhein Kraft senpai who's actually in the same school year as Pandora but is part of an older gen, and Kawakami Princess senpai who's actually a school year higher than Pandora but is racing in the same gen as her.
>>538087812Well he's getting old and recovering from an injury, personally I'd rather connections just take it easy this season.But then Mr Lau is the type to hold a grudge, so won't be surprised if they go for a Saudi round 2 if RW's health is OK.I can't see a JC happening though, 10 furlongs is probably his limit
does the race live starts at the time given in the JRA calendar or is that just the race and the live starts much before?
>>538102879It's live on cytube right now
>>538102764I already said this years ago that "system" is a bullshit concept. Honestly they should just remove it and do the true Academy style behavior without it.
>>538103039oh nice. Completely forgot that other races happen before the main one
>>538103364A bit too late for that now. They'd have to redo almost every campaigns.
>>538103364They just assume every horse follows the same 3-year pattern, which is bullshit for mares, stallions with long careers and geldings (if Cygames decided to put foreign horses in)
>Forever Young is finally in-game>Domestic-only route>Kentucky, Saudi, Dubai, BCC all absent>no foreign rivals eitherWould you
>>538104076>His entire milestone switched to aiming for the domestic dirt triple crownYeah that's something Cyg might do
Finally did orfevre career. Much better than expected, probably because i completely forgot that 2011 earthquake happened during his time. also the domination loss はひs are hilarious
>>538104169they dont even have the NAR triple crown yetcygames gettign lazy
>>538104610fking JRA bias.
believe in the 5th anniv and the year of the uma (tl note: it means horse in japanese)
>>538104934Dacchis????
>>538102764does fusapan's campaign mention Asahi Rising at all?
>>538104961Phone posting hard. Please understand. >>538105002Just finished summer training and I haven't seen anything any Asahi Rising.
>>538104610they are probably going to keep the in game calendar as it was on app release to prevent conflicts like yasuda and takarazuka being on the same turn now
Goddamn, her family really is loaded.
Is JRA fanfare not included in winning live albums
>>538107002Tracen has too many umas from privileged families.
>>538107631I dont think so
>>538107631They are in the OST albums, aye. I use them as my alarm clock.
>>538108249can you give me their exact title? because i can't find the JRA ones with ファンファーレ
i giggle like an idiot every time I see the horses being presented and one has its dick waving around
>>538108362There's both 競走 and ファンファーレ.
>>538108663>競走that's what I was looking for, thanks
https://tsumanne.net/si/data/2025/09/06/10203679/
>yurifaggotry
shuki shuki shu shuki
>instantly has a meltdown
>incel immediately triggered by pure love
Sapporo Nisai Stakes paddock time
15 minutes til we get Shonan Gulf vs Los Paredones. 2 hyped up umas that have already won their debut.
>>538096131ETERNAL KAICHOU
Phonehead is so close to getting his first G3 winner......
Nice 差しきり by shonan gulf
Disappointing race there from Los Paredones. Didn't respond at all.
I'm told that Cygames is making Dasca a lot dumber to fit her real life counterpart. Are they still keeping her mild tsundere attributes, or are they changing that as well? (Figured you guys would know without giving retarded answers.)
>>538113931>without giving retarded answerslmao you clearly dont know where you are
>>538112495>10th favPretty good all things considered.>>538113931They're making her more stubborn and dumb, aye. She's still a bit tsundere, but that trait doesn't show up as often now since there hasn't been new content that have her interacting with her trainer, just new support cards and cameo here and there.
>>538113931they don't care about vodka and daiwa scarlet anymore they've moved on to almond eye and the 2019 group
>>538113931Rather than dumber it's more like they're making her more single-minded and stubborn. She hasn't shown up as often with people she can be tsun with so that aspect is barely there.
>>538114179>>538114195>>538114374That makes sense, thanks.>there hasn't been new content that have her interacting with her trainer, just new support cards and cameo here and there.>they've moved on to almond eye and the 2019 groupA shame and what I was worried about. I had my fun, but I don't have the motivation to keep playing if they've disappeared her like that instead of following up on her and with the better direction they developed later on.
>>538114179>since there hasn't been new content that have her interacting with her trainerOn one hand, I love that the scenario stories are stand-alone, so they can really go wild with them, and I don’t have to worry about bad developments ruining the characters later on.On the other hand, it also means we rarely get to see uma × trainer moments after their release.It’s a worthy trade-off for me, but I guess some anons wouldn’t like it.
>>538115256>It’s a worthy trade-off for me, but I guess some anons wouldn’t like it.I hate it, makes characters feel disposable. Did their career and story? Hope you're ready to never see them again!
>just finished reading Still in love's training scenario and bondsMan that was a trip. Didn't think I'd get a romance VN in uma musume. Time for NeoUni.
>>538114886She shows up rather often up until the 2nd anniversary. After that it's just the 3rd Bride event and a bit of main story 2.>>538115371It's not like they completely disappear. They still show up in events and other character's scenarios. It's better than their story being stuck in limbo forever I would say.
>>538115256>It’s a worthy trade-off for me, but I guess some anons wouldn’t like it.Well duh, you really get fucked if your favorite is an early year release.
>>538115616>They still show up in events and other character's scenarios.Banking on them making a short cameo on someone else's career or a short event isn't exactly ideal. I just hate the revolving door system of gachas where characters show up maybe once every year for five minutes if even that after their initial appearance.
>>538115256I'm still waiting for Cygay to eventually remake or rewrite the on-release umas. They got hit the hardest by the early writers playing it safe.
>>538115616>She shows up rather often up until the 2nd anniversary. After that it's just the 3rd Bride event and a bit of main story 2.Appreciate it, but that makes it sadder for me. I really like her character (except for how her rivalry with Vodka is portrayed), so to know that not only is her relationship with her trainer not expounded upon more with better writing, she gets mostly abandoned later on isn't worth it. I should have known something was up when she only has one variant despite being a launch character.
>>538115746Unfortunately there's only so much screen time in a gacha game yeah. That's when you just have to start diving through fanworks. We're lucky that the porn ban inadvertently made it so we have a lot of fanworks that are not just mostly porn. It would be great if the old scenarios got rewritten to current standard but until then, fanworks it is.>>538116312I will say though that Daiwa actually has lots of chances to shine more once they implement more of her fellow generation like Deep Sky or her brother Daiwa Major. Her relationship would be RIP but you get to see her with better writing.
>>538116682Can’t see that happening unless they make a new game to be honest. Once you start rewriting some scenarios, people would begin questioning why some were rewritten and others weren’t, what about the people who liked the originals? Sounds like a nightmare.
Extremely Cool Bakushin
>>538116682That remains to be seen, and I have little faith in gacha companies to do the right thing by characters they've left to rot in the cellar for years.
>>538117328Damn, since when were her tits this big
This is something she would do
>>538117257They just have to present a timeline for release.It would be a herculean task that pretty much guarantees retcons, so as much as I want Spe to instantly shoot up to SiL-tier (You) levels it's not something that I expect to see.
>>538117328Who would win in a race between Bakushin, Lord Kanaloa, and Ka Ying Rising?
>>538117538>Spe to instantly shoot up to SiL-tier (You) levels>Literally eats her trainerNyooooo...
Which card should I pick from the anniv ticket? I have 1LB Tama but I don't know if she will still be viable in the next scenario. I don't want to pick Ai since I already lucked my way to get MLB Aruvu, and it will be a long way to get Ai to MLB.
>>538117404She definitely would otherwise she would literally be the only outlier. For example, Bakushin gets top billing (despite of outside circumstances preventing her from showing up more) in North Flight's scenario since she's the main rival. You get to see more aspects of her character like how she's playing up her idiocy a little bit because it's expected of her.On a related note, it's actually why I somewhat dislike Golshi now. She gets the most screentime but they never actually do anything of worth with her. It's always just le whacky horse XD. Give me something more of substance with her please.>>538118616What else do you have? Stam Dura is really good even at 0LB if you wanna run Oikomis.
>>538117827Depends on the track. In Sha Tin I'd bank on KYR, JP tracks it depends on whether KYR can handle left-turns/slopesHard to say about Bakushin though, track conditions and competition were too different back then
>>538115480>SiL’s line when you finish a run:Whether we’re rising or falling, we’re always together.Literally “in sickness or in health” my fucking fucking god.
My lovely wife
Why did they translate 「因子」 as "spark" in english version?
>>538122396Someone thought giving it the same name as gacha spark would be funny
Huh????
I got a new batch of uma doujin works (M!Trainer x Mejiro Bright & McQueen, Silence Suzuka x Air Groove, Mejiro Palmer x Ruby, Shota!Trainer + Gentildonna, etc.) with a couple of light novels (M!Trainer x Tiara umas, M!Trainer x Mejiro Ramonu, Cheval Grand x Gentildonna). I'm thinking of getting another order of doujins later this month.
>>538125428>Tiara umasAll of them!?Imagine wrangling that team.
>>538119213I am a returning player so my MLB SSRs are mostly Speed/Wit.>Speed : El, Maru, Pokke, Aruvu>Wit: Ramonu, Oguri, Bourbon>Pow: 1LB Tama>Guts: 2LB Stego>Stam: Nothing lol.This is my current deck for DIY which I can get UB reliably now, but I don't know whether to upgrade Tama or just take another SSR I don't have.
>>538125507Nope, a separate story for each one of them (Ramonu, Gentildonna and Still in Love the latter which was written before the character became actually playable so I wonder how this plays out). Same publishing circle has also done two similar LN books with the Symboli girls (Rudolf, Sirius and Kris) and the V-sisters (Verxina, Viblos and Cheval).
Don't openThe stuff of nightmares is here
>forgot to use the spoiler aboveごめん
How do I go about updating on Android with hachimi installed? Do I have to nuke the current install and go through all the steps again?
>>538126396It's quite funny seeing Shugabito's uma works compared to his Precure stuff. In my mind's eye I can see Bright and McFat getting fucked up.
hope you guys didn't mind the small dump
>>538127198Ryan abs peroperoperoperoperoperopero
>>538127198where's the sex....
They need to add ongoing Legend Races events to the handbook.
>>538126258>Gentil doesn't want Buena to nab her trainernyooooo
beware of ohimba
>>538129098Shit, thanks for the reminder.
Tell me about shonan gulf and why was he the most popular in sapporo kinen with only the debut win to his name before
>>538131715
N-Nice…
>>538131715I am the prey that walks willingly into the honey trap.
Oh the CM is tomorrow...Haha....
>>538136358WHAT
>>538136358Nyo…
>>538136358You mean Arc trial
コルシ should be debuting nect year right? If he is found to be fit for racing of course
>>538138181Should be if all goes well>Trained by Kazuhiro KatoEven winning a maiden race would be impressive
>>538138889Hope he puts up a good show, the guy's too intelligent for a horse to be wasted away
>>538138889Damn, that's a rough result. I wonder if you can fall into the same negative feedback loop as a trainer like you can as a jockey.>Go on a losing streak, people stop giving you good hors, can't win because you don't have good hors
Stillka
>>538133294There's no fun in chasing prey that doesn't resist.
I want seeeeeeeeex
https://x.com/RacingTV/status/1964307970109411633Kalpana, the projected l'Arc 1 fav lost her prep race...
>>538139462What do you think those mountain excursions are for?It's double the fun when both parties enjoy the hunt.
>>538140907I'd have to imagine Ombudsman would be the ichiban ninki. Hard for me to imagine having 2 fillies above him
When is Prix Foy again?
>>538142735Tomorrow at 13:33 omelette du fromage time
>>538143240Thanks.
>>538143240Is that all you can say?
>>538142404Shouldn't it be Stillceratops?
>>538084274Erede is in the same race as Ramjet. I don't feel confident in Erede to beat Ramjet...
>>538145320Styracosaurus, non-dino enjoyer.
>>538119213>GolshiHard disagree. The entire appeal of Gold Ship is being the funny meme mascot character. She's like uma Santa. Humanizing her removes the magic.
>>538125428>yurishit
>>538119213>>538147297To be fair even before uma irl Golshi is mostly known for his antics and being goofy
>>538145489>Erede is in the same race as Ramjetwrong
TIL the triangle / circle thing is real
>>538150365This is what I saw. Did one of them get scratched?
>>538151446Anon...
Chikappa is in Korea Sprint on that note
>>538151912Oh yeah you're right, Chikappa and Tagano Beauty are the ones in the Korea Sprint. I forgot they sent other JP mobs besides Ramjet & Erede
>>538151978Hey, to my defense, I could understand about 90% of that pic, save for those numbers on 単指数 row. I assume the arrows meant the strategy (front, pace etc)?
Question, what's the general consensus on Shakur? Character, in-game, whatever.
>>538154060Not a meta pick, her story is butchered and doesn't reflect her real life temper, and the only people who care about her is women who ship her with Motion. A shame desu
Question here too, what's the consensus on Suzuka? I like her, personally.
>>538153018Just prediction of how they'll run the race, aye.
>>538155141lurker hereShe's my favorite
>>538154060Like the other anon said, she got nerfed hard so now she's just a slightly rude girl who complains about other people but still help them anyway. The only thing interesting about her story is that she managed to create a program that can predict the future and now have to overcome the fact that she's destined to lose to other hors.>>538155141Carrot wife. Very good pick.
>>538155794I love her
Suzuka has been demoted to joke character.
well?
>>538157734Probably Flower and Kraft.
>>538157734
I wanna nut so hard inside buena...
That was quite the adventure
>>538119213I really hope you're right, anon, because heretofore they've completely wasted her superlative design and her (+Vodka's) real world legacy on a weakly written, meme-tier career with its only saving grace being the interactions between her and her trainer. Not to mention it feels like Cygames left money on the table by not giving her a summer variation that isn't a fugging card. Too late for that though.
>>538156369Your wife... she...>>538157734Kraft would have to be my one pick.
>>538160830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkuztC16cBw
>>538122396I can only imagine they got the idea from the animation at the starting inheritance.
>>538160830我が君!
>>538149990You should make this thread a better place by jumping off a bridge, chimp.
>>538160830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAlc5KJtAGEIKZE won his 100th graded race today as well, so he’s officially elite.
https://idolhorse.com/horse-racing-news/world/rivals-rise-to-ka-ying-challenge-arc-picture-clears/>And over in Germany three old warrior geldings that could have the Hong Kong Vase on their radars, Rebel’s Romance, Dubai Honour and Goliath, will clash with the German Derby winner Hochkonig in the G1 Grosser Preis von Baden, a race that has produced the Arc winners Torquator Tasso, Danedream and Marienbard this century. This seems like an interesting race. Anyone know if German racecourses stream their race?
>>538161891I wonder what Normcore is gonna be like if they ever add her in uma
I WANT SEX WITH MARES
>>538162951https://www.youtube.com/@WETTSTAR/streamsFound this, says they're streaming all german races live and free
>>538162951Do you think the Arabs regret gelding Rebel's Romance?
The hunter becomes the hunted!
>>538129059the only thing the JK JC distinctions are good for is jokes like these
How sweaty is global compared to old JP?
>>538170745Global has all the guides and is obsessed with meta, so it's incredibly sweaty.
>>538170745Global has foresight, so they know what the meta cards and umas are. Therefore, they are naturally sweatier. They won't be spending ninjins on stuff like Throne.
>>538170745All the available info turned global into pure spreadsheet autism. Back in the day, we didn’t know what most stats even do.
Your childhood friend and first love that became your boss...
>>538170616>the only thing the JK JC distinctions are good for is jokes like theseI only fantasize about the JCs because it's more taboo.
>>538170745Not at all. I don't play global but browsing the thread their A rank circle rankings seem to be lower than JP B+ at around the same time as release.
>>538171925This. It's like a point multiplier of their appeal
>>538171925the taboo of JCbabas pretending to be young teens...
>>538174868>ywn meet friendly uma musume who excitedly comes up to sniff you
>>538174868
>>538175683
>>538175960
>>538176179
>>538175960How did he survive that?Also this was missing grown up Ai jobbing in the arcade
>>538174992>childhood friend is an uma>get sexually assaulted every day from the age of 14 and upNyo....
>>538176773>umas are never taught this is wrong>no sense of right or wrong when doing this to their torenasaaiiieeeeeeee
>>538171639I'm leaving the company.
Did you know that in umamusume stay gold's name is a famous phrase from the film the outsiders as well as the theme song for that movie and his nickname is the precious silver and bronze collector for finishing second or third place in many heavy prize races
>>538180086I'm gonna kill you
>hahaha whoops I totally slipped and fell below your aromatic taint torena>while you're there could you squat down and fix up my shirt a bit hahaha
>>538180482Gladly *smooches her forehead*
>>538180437Did you know that in umamusume dream journey is a notorious donkey and practically maimed his jockeys several times despite being a huge tsundere for him and liking him the most out of anyone but he never showed this behavior to the general public which is exactly why looking at her ingame you wouldn't really expect her to somehow be worse than gold ship but there's a fire under those glasses
Did you know that in uma musoome there is one mare that even gold ship was afraid of?
>>538180964There won't be a single bone intact in your body when I'm done with you. I'm gonna break you, I'm gonna kill you, and then I'm going to kill myself.
>>538180964abysmal post with a shitty gimmick for an ugly uma
>>538181294>>538181885Did you know that in umamusume still in love is the victim of a popular fan theory that her mental breakdown she suffered in real life which influences a lot of her ingame counterpart was caused after seeing her jockey's wife during the race where the breakdown occurred since still in love and her jockey were extremely close but it's almost definitely just an unfortunate coincidence with the real reason for it's happening being the inbreeding from an already temperamental sire hail to reason with that entire bloodline being filled with crazy horses which means there could be more on the way
>>538182828>moot sold 4chan 10 years agoHAHA ha ha...ha
Did you know?
>>538183753Imagine how waxed and polished that countertop must be to slide a whole Grass down it.I'm getting some weird feelings just thinking about it dacchis..
That even with seat belts people die all the time in car crashes? I thought that was interesting.
Tap! Tap! TATAS! Tap! Tap! TATAS!!
>>538184632I don’t get it.
>>538191190Kakehashi-kun has a hard life…
Dead like hors
cute dulalala
>>538198624whoa who's that beautiful mystery uma with the nice big bu
I wanna skip straight to the umabot storyline.I can do that and not miss out on much, right? Doesn't seem like there's a timeline to different stories.
>>538200117Every scenario has their own rewards so you should at least do them once.
Hey guys I'm back from work can I have a (You)?
nyo
>>538204582Here you go dacchi
Toasted Cafe
>>538206612I like them dark roasted
>>538200117>First line out of Umamusume A's mouth is bitching about the umadroid.The meme holds water.
Very Red Apple
>>538211778The apple's love is heavy...
>>538162951>Rebel's Romance withdrawnKek
Mare...
mare today, gone tomorrow
>2.1動作パターンの拡張>ふっ、騎士試合(ジョスト)か>一角獣(キリン)から落とされるのは、どちらかbros what the FUCK was Gimlet talking about? What's a joste? What's a qilin?
>>538214451jousting and kirin as in the mythological beast not the real one
>>538214576What... what are those...
>>538214672chuuni bullshit, disregard
how do I play on 60fps?
>>538216070mods
So, is Cascade suppose to be Oguri Cap? Since Makibao is Tamamo Cross? Midori, his mom is obviously Green Chateau.
>>538216795Cascade is Fuji Kiseki. The story/career is totally original, but the hors are all based on real hors, like how Amagovaccine is obviously Brian.
>>538216795Cascade is a mix of Fuji Kiseki and I think Rudolf
which of these do I take?no, i don't have any real Int cards, unless you want me to take SR Tachyon
Just finished Pandora's story. It's well written, but some parts of the story are really off to me. I don't know how to feel about it.It follows the same trend as some recent stories where sometimes your dream don't come true, but the best you can do is find a new dream or make the best of the situation.Some aspects of her story just disappear abruptly and were never actually resolves like Rhein Kraft's sickness (no coma this time around, just a long hospitalisation) and her rivalry with Kawakami Princess, only to be suddenly replaced by a single-minded devotion to Ai-chan. The only issue is that, while Pandora's slow growth into someone who can be there to support and help Ai was great to read, the bloody Cucumber was barely a character in the story and only directly interacted with Pandora like two or three times since she doesn't really need any help -- the whole relationship just feels kinda weird. I suppose it's the "magical connection" feeling they talked about in main story part two, but still.
>>538218560SR Int Tachyon is a very much useful card than most of these, but Chrono is a close second.
meni meni shuki
Tacto and Haato are really cute together though. Daring Heart is such a good caretaker that her character song just doesn't fit her identity at all.
It's funny how Cygames makes sure that every McQueen descendants should look pretty
>Cucumber and BIG Dog are roommates Strange combo but ok.
>>538219745stacies
>>538219176It's a sacrifice that can be made because the real life events play out in such a way for this to be a seamless story to translate into uma.Characters who officially have offspring can sometimes feel like they're getting sidelined, even though it's their own story; but if this was going to happen to anyone, it was certainly going to be Fusapan, especially after Ai-chan's reveal.
>>538213881I don't think she would be wearing the veil at home...
>>538219745ohnyoooo
https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/sports/etc/20250903-OYT1T50004/>0 JRA jockey will debut next year>high dropout numbers because of violating no-communication device / phone policy>uma just had 4.5 anniv and releasing the long awaited still in love and stay goldwhat are the chance that this is Cygames fault
>>538221621This man can only draw one joke and I love it.
>>538219176>>538219989of course it doesn't really help that irl fusapan is just a historical footnote whose only G1 win was a technicality, and her only real claim to fame is giving birth to Ai-chan
>>538219176Her carere follows the same trajectory of "running for someone else's sake than her own" and the growth it entails. It's more lighthearted, but in the end the main story just does it better.
>>538219989>>538224847Aye, I understand that this is probably the most "historical" way her story could go, but it still hurt a bit when her story have her giving up on her dream because she'll never be good enough, and lose confidence in herself time and time again. It hurts even more when her "I'm not a genius" here is more a result of her losing confidence in her own ability instead of it being her realizing that she has to actually try like in the main story.Still, she may not be the best mom, but she still love Ai more than anyone.
New uma on the next banner update? I keep hearing that were either getting Believe or Daring Heart next for some reason.
shonan pandora when
>>538180964Was dream journey's trainer Ikze? I hear JP meming about him all the time and how all his ridden horses(and himself) have difficult temperaments.
>>538226219>dream journey's trainer*jockeyAll of the horses related to Ikze were horses he rode on.
>>538225437Banner announcement is tomorrow. Halfni part 3 probably is probably also coming.
>>538226727嗚呼!ﾊｼﾀﾅｲﾊｼﾀﾅｲ
>>538225437>BelieveDid whoever told you that not realize that not only is next month's CM is sprint but it's also on the EXACT SAME track as Believe's 2002 Sprinter's Stakes?
Dantsu...
>>538228498ffs no
>>538226346>jockeyah yep forgot the distinction
Uuuuu Curren-chan kawaii...
Reading Neo uni's scenario and ngl it's really interesting translating her alien speech.
so what is the thematic difference between starting gate and winning live albums?
>>538230647Starting Gate was before the game released
>>538230647The Starting Gate series were the albums released before the game, Winning Live are the albums released after.
>>538156369sauce?
Believe would be great, if only her race silks design weren't that awkward.I know the colours are a bit hard to work with, but the pants just look odd.Also Silent Witness when
>>538231895https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132780354
am I reading the charts wrong or the acceleration phase is generally over by the time final spurt started on mid and long courses?
>>538232416Yea it's why it's important to get the timing right.
>>538228498I dunno about Dantsu, but CM is Shuka Sho, so I would guess a mare is next. Also we’re nearly out of turf stallions.
>>538235156Are we getting Bouquet anytime soon?
Centaur Stakes and Shion Stakes starting in about an hour.
>>538235156Daring Heart and Lilac didn’t run Shuka Sho, so that leaves only Aruvu and Bouquet I guess?
>>538235786They wouldn't throw out Aruvu so soon, right?
>>538235786Aruvu is on the halfni shots, but imagine if management decides to let the newma salvo out this early like what happened with Tranbro.
>>538235786I sincerely doubt it's Aruvu right away so it's very likely to be Bouquet instead then
>>538235996>Release a meta Aruvu speed card>Release within a few weeksand somehow that STILL wouldn't be the grimiest shit Cykikes has pulled
did you guys forget about sprinter stakesit's likely to be Believe
>>538236335Why would she be released now instead of next month?
>>538236335But next month is the Sprinters CM because Cygames can't plan for shit. It's probably Believe between halfni part 3 and the Halloween event. Unless we're back on double newmas a month scheduling.
>>538236484sprinters stakes is on the 28th
>>538219504>outside of a beehive, Haato, your behavior would not be considered either queenly or motherly50's references aside, I don't think it's controversial to say that Heart definitely felt like the undercooked one in Vol. 2. Hopefully, if we get her next, her campaign will do her characterization good and clarify the prospects for oyakodon2
Shion Stakes fields & odds
I love the chibis.
https://youtu.be/qaNu1eu6eq0Get in, KR Sprint soon
wtf 2 G2s right soon!!!
its over....
JP lost against Korean donkey.........
>>538239982Hong Kong actuallyNo dirt group races whatsoever in HK btw
>>538239982My bad it's HK challenger so it's not as bad....
>>538239982Hong Kong dirt winner? The fuck?
>>538240360Beats meWe don't even HAVE a proper dirt track to begin with (just an all-weather track)
Sprint is a mess as always. Mama Cocha, TM Spada and Toshin Macau losing to literally who???
>>538240580Kangchenjunga
>>538240580Kawada dropped Mama Cocha and rode the winner
Say Cute is a Cute name, I think they're gonna win
It's an upset again lmaooo, Efforia's full sis finished 2nd
Horrendous ride from Desk-kun there. Completely mistimed the spurt and got blocked in the end.
>>538241518
She yearns for a successor...
Korea Cup is almost starting.
Diktaean won?
>>538239982Japan is over.
Ramjet lost.... but at least another JP horse won
Japan almost got embarassed there jesus. Miura is really allergic to G1s.
I can't imagine the shame that would come from losing to a fucking Korean horse of all things.
>>538245349Changcheng Glory is also an HK horse bruvFirst time on dirt btw
>>538245440>ChangchengAh of course.
>>538245440>ChangchengWhere's Chingchong Glory?
>Diktaean's pedigree is King Kamehameha x Medeia (King Halo)Huh, the more I know
is a dirt track race more common in Korea?
>>538243678sex...
>>538245270Who from the new crop of jockeys has good potential still? I feel like the lack of success today is tied to jockeying skill relative to HK.
>>538249846https://umanity.jp/en/racedata/database_jockey_4.php?code=01216Yoshimura is the only standout so far, finished 2nd in Yasuda Kinen on Gaia Force, if Jantar Mantar wasn't around He'd beat Take's record as the youngest jockey to win a G1
>>538249846>>538251135https://umanity.jp/en/racedata/database_jockey_4.php?code=01197I would consider Sasaki as new. 2024 was his breakout year but this year has proven it wasn't a fluke at all. Part of it is being favored heavily by Hori but it shows how well trusted he is.
I've gotta ask, I've spoiled myself a tiny bit but does Dream Journey literally yakuza her way into becoming your hors?
>>538252225In an oyabun type of way I suppose. It's all pure manipulation. It was over for you from the moment you met each other at Stego's Meguro Kinen win.
>>538252735KEK. I've heard of japs memeing the gold family as a yakuza type of dynamic
Gookdacchis
toresuzu shipfags are expert level noticers
The King of Sex
>>538249846Yutaka Take gives Gen Z jockeys harsh criticism.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4vmVWpYMgs
>>538255149Going into reaching territory a tad bit. There's far more concrete evidence.
Thanks Satan
>>538249846Again it's the difference in competition. In HK you're dealing with the likes of Zac, Hughie, Jmac (if he swings by) and Moreira (when he's still active in HK).It's also easier for other foreign jockeys to have short stints over here.More exposure to different riding styles, basically.I'm not sure how things work in Japan, but apprentices in HK have to train abroad (usually Australia) first before getting their licenses back home.Jerry Chau only got his license in 2020, and still had a handicap bonus in place, go figure. (new graduates have a handicap bonus, which gets reduced as they win more races)
>>538257519A match made in hell as they say. Lucifer bids you a happy marriage.
>Reading NeoUni story>Post satsuki sho victory scene>Neo Uni raises her arm to show off her victory>Returns to you, arm still raised up>you recommend she put it down>sad faceKek I'm liking her already
I can't believe our cousin SS is dead...
>>538255149It's a well known fact in-universe that every team must have team mom alongside the trainer.
>>538245270>G1sHuh? I thought the Korean races were G3's.
>>538261680local G1, international G3
Prix Foy soon
>Neo uni post summer training event>oguri offers neo uni some racing advice>"eating is key. In this restaurant... fried noodles, seafood platters or taro stew- anything goes.>Just eat, run and eat some more. if you do that, you usually win.>Neo uni: "Observations exceeded... Neo Universe is not a "black hole"...KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Wtf is this kek
>>538262820Proper English sports that.
kek
>>538262485Did Christian's horse just get scratched?
Bad start.........
HOLY FVARK BYZANTINE DREAM DID IT
WHAT THE FUCK BYZANTINE DREAM FUCKING WON
MY BOYTHE EMPIRE OF THE EAST LIVE ONRECLAIM CONSTANTINOPLE
>>538263437where can I rewatch it?
>>538263728It'll be on youtube in a few minutes
Japan is winning Arc this year. It came to me in a dream.
>>538264032even japs don't think that, but imagine the wank if it happens
>>538264219If Croix win this year's arc, Kitasan will never get to retire. They'll drain him to the bone.
>>538264032>japan wins in the year that Cygames starts sponsoring races in franceRigged mickey mouse wins.
>>538264032>Alohi Alii & Byzantine Dream unexpectedly won their prep-race>Croix now carrying all the expectations and hopes somehow lost his prep-race
>>538264748I love me Dura spawns but I would never have expected Alohi Alii of all hors to win the race.
https://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/1964669825168331181Is it coming home lads?
>>538265096They'll flood the track now
>>538265096Was Los Angeles chasing the pacemaker too hard?
Where are you guys even watching the frog races?
>>538265547Netkeiba.
>>538264032Archie/Graham it's time to stop posting
>the cheers lowering as byzantine passes sosiekek
>>538264748Croix lost? Is there a replay?
>>538266969There'll be one next week
>>538265096I don't trust the French to not fuck it up for the nips somehow.
Byzantine's trending on japanese twitter. How many time are they willing to go through this...
>>538269136Every year until they win.So probably until the end of time.
>>538269136What if Go To First also wins?
>>538256879>french kissingholy sovlno artist has ever dare this
Go To Last.............
>>538269136>win a lead-up>will win th Arc, the next Equinox, etc etc>Is this the year where it comes home>hype train intensifies, JRA tote pours money on JP hors>screw up>S-Surely next year r-rightLather, rinse, repeat
>>538269346Don't have to consider that posibility
>>538269480It amazes me that the JRA do live viewing of the Arc at Tokyo racecourse every year. I should go check it out this year
>>538269642Well they're *obsessed* with winning the ArcForeign races available for JRA betting is rare to begin with, not to mention live viewing
I hope croix doesn't job so I can experience some of the jap arc obsession in real time
The card stories are pretty good.
>>538269962https://youtu.be/oWeAGf9dMqMWay too obsessed they're making a novel & drama series of fictional JP horse winning Arc
Daring Tact is really unhinged.
>>538269559Oof...
>>538270924Ore no aiba ga.
>>538270634Hey, that's my Winning Post career.
>>538270384Alohi Alii is the one to win the Arc for Nippon
We are getting another hanshin mcqueen support it seems
>>538272378She's going to throw Goldship into the river again.
>>538270924>>538271362>>538271560Ohimba kowai.
>>538272117>only starts winning when 5yo Oh fuck those horses
>>538270634I didn't realize that keiba dramas were actually a thing.
>>538273195You have no idea. There are several long running series that follow an entire bloodline, farm, or jockey. I've been meaning to read a novel about Not!Stay Gold that won the JRA keiba literature award.
>>538273575I don't really delve deep into Nip TV so I never noticed.I reckon I've gone through a fair number of Japanese films though, and I dont think I've ever watched a single one about keiba or even keiba-adjacent.Sorry for asking, but got any reccs?
>>538274863>>538274863>>538274863
>french G2 prize money is lower than some of jap opensMiserly frogs... no wonder ghe new world doesn't give too much of a shitabout europan graded races. Should be grateful to nips for giving free rating while losing money on their expeditions
>>538274223Oh you meant dramas as in TV dramas. I just meant novel series.
>>538275087So this adaption is an exception, I take it?I'm definitely keeping an eye out for it.Sounds like something fun to watch with /uma/, maybe.
>>538275463I just know nips will be having fun reverse searching all of the irl race footages they used in the tv series
When are we getting this goddess? I really like her voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8yOsn8D52Y&list=RDu8yOsn8D52Y&start_radio=1
>>538269136RETVRN OF BASILEIA RHOMAION
