Spheet>7.31 Patch Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c04270777c63cabaa29d718eed4be4c1fca86c27>Message of Celebration on FINAL FANTASY XIV's 12th Anniversary[YouTube] A Message of Celebration on FINAL FANTASY XIV's 12th Anniversary>Regarding Mod Usage and Culturehttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/9e5517bca992ff35133f519db15eb456d2183251>Free Login Campaign event (Aug 21 to Sep 23)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/a7216ba59fc4b589b02fec992a0d80e614daa06c>Patch 7.3 Full Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c04405c6cbe8519a0b6c8aa5e4d88a5d447419c9>The Rising Event (Aug 27 to Sep 11)https://sqex.to/xagZs>Resources, Free Companies, Linkshells, and Syncshellshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups• September 5, 9:00 PM EDT | Diabolos, Crystal, Shirogane W25 P49 | Jurassic Park Trilogy watch party• September 6, 5:00 PM BST | Lich, Light, Empyrean W7 P48 | Moonie moovie night Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann movies 1 AND 2• September 10th 7:00pm EDT | Balmung, Mist, W14 P27 | Evangelion Rebuilds: 1.0 & 2.0• September 11th 7:00pm EDT | Balmung, Mist, W14 P27 | Evangelion Rebuilds: 3.0 & 3.0+1.0• September 11, 9:00 PM EDT | Diabolos, Crystal, Shirogane W25 P49 | Cartoon Watch Party (Special Edition)• September 5th to 6th, 5:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Golem, Lavender Beds, Ward 17, Plot 1 | Macross SDF-1 Watch Party - EP 9 to 14Last Time: >>537944914
omg spheet hiiii :D
This is the thread.
catboy for me femra
EB an umiqote
>>537960103Hello, hater of Abe
>>537959998spheet
>Got one of my most-wanted minions as dungeon loot on my first tryNot sure if lucky or if everyone else already has it so they all passed
I thought 2P was actually black this whole time I am cooked fr..
I miss Saran's femrala...https://files.catbox.moe/c6ewxx.png
Call me on my cellphone…
>bikini mod fitted to my additional flatty mod (lumme)I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!! FLATTIES WE WINNING !!! CUTTING BOARDS ON!TOP!
ahahahahahaha
Hello haters of Kenzou
>>537960235I was expecting the pregnant pic
>>537960241Flat is justice
>>537960242FFXIV?
>>537960242plap!!!
my male midlander? watching the NFL opener>Eagles spitting playersClassic philly
>>537960242feet
>>537960235the lighting makes this look like someone holding a flashlight up to a thumb
catboy supremacy
I kinda wanna watch the evangelion movies on my big telly... maybe I can just wallflower at the meetup
>>537960384We could wallflower together... we could be a wallgarden, anyon...
What is it about mooncats?https://files.catbox.moe/al0qa2.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/al0qa2.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/al0qa2.mp4
me femra is looking for a Princess Buttercup to her Westley
>>537960235kinda looks like she's about to piss herself
>>537960341Holding my thumb to her fl*shlightand by thumb, lets just say my spheenishttps://files.catbox.moe/yf363f.png
>>537960490>al0qa2.mp4
>>537960149I will never be this pure or innocent
>>537960490why did i click on all 3 expecting them to be different..
Me femlala is enjoying a large poutine and a burger.I will not share, especially with you Biggers :3
First for Muse+ boys...
>>537960628You did your best :3
>>537960103Ok, when do we have the ceremony
>>537960607ough... dayum...
>>537960515I hope she does, I want to watch a femlala pee herself
>>537960607bro ur gonna become bigger from eating that lmfao
>>537960241sex
>>537960158she is in soul calibur
>>537960607hand it over or you're getting a hotdog for your meal
>>537960686i wanna eat mofu's hair.. nom nom
>>537960490what indeed
>>537960607>burger bigger than the poutineyou fat bitch
Hello, hater of Gabe
>>537960686Touching mofu's mofu
>>537960686what hair + ear mod are those
>EB stops asking to fuck all the time>Starts treating you like a friend and asking you to play games and do non-lewd stuff togetherEww. Time to unfriend him at 3am but not block him so he can keep trying to re-add me and I can know he still wants me even though I no longer care about him...
The first storm, and the last.
>>537960242My fiera NIN rava's POV moments before breaking your pelvis as she attacks from above
>>537960716>>537960515I bet she'd be into it she seems like she'd have a humiliation kink like all femlalas
>>537960103What's the catch?
>>537960686I want to hold this fags hand and kiss
I want a miqomommy for my femlala!
bros... how does mofu make so many straight guys do gay things...
>>537961345I am bisexual
>>537961043I don't think she would I would ask her if she wasn't in a relationship though
>>537960716
This item and it's consequence have been a disaster for the moonie race.
>>537961345He's cute and into literally everything under the sun.
>>537960891No :(>>537960957What part of my mofu is that...>>537960968https://unvaulted.coomer.party/mods/6409https://files.catbox.moe/pdy486.pmphttps://files.catbox.moe/598rh3.pmpEars/Tail (I use some C+ to make the ears a bit smaller)Hair that works with said earsHair that works with vanilla miqo ears:3>>537961209Holding hands is a bit extreme..What if I drag you away and you're never seen again?>>537961345Are you straight..?
i could be playing the new no man's sky expedition or warframe or the new helldivers 2 update but noooo... i'm on fucking PHAENNA.
>>537961345They weren't straight.
>>537961345The game is the ultimate prison gay converter. Fags who suck cock like Mo fu and text all cute and make my miera cum are everywhere.
>>537960102Are you a femr4?
>wants to play other games>my entire friends list doesn't want to do jack shit with me>ends up spending another night depress crafting
>>537960103Will she let me ride her?
>>537960716more into the femra doing it but we can mostly agree on it at least
>>537961605Jean.........
>>537961625>my entire friends list doesn't want to do jack shit with meI don't blame them
>>537961550You can drag me anywhere you'd like... <3
What's the point of saying you're pansexual?Bi already implies you fuck men and women. Trannies are still men and women, seems silly to imagine you'd fuck men and women but draw the line at trannies.
>>537961715shut up man the only way trannies leave you alone is if you say you're bi
>>537961715it's made up
IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>537961345He'll do literally anything for dick
>>537961550Yeah im super straight dude, I've jerked off to girls frotting but they identify as girls so its basically lesbian sex haha
>>537961550ty bwo*rubs your ears*
>>537961785no he won't
>>537961715I just think they're neat, ok?
>>537961715I want to fuck pans
Need me an EB that will get in voice just so she can autistically yap at me for hours about stuff I don't care about like X-men lore or something...
I think femras being overstimulated and pissing themselves as a result is very hot. Also which job should I get to 100 next?
>>537961841You're right it's more like he's already done literally everything at least once for dick
For me? It's Chloe
>>537961420I feel like any blindfold does the trick. It's like I have a little Mo Fu at home (whenever I play RDM)...>>537961550>What part of my mofu is that...There is but one way to find out and it's /smooooooooch
Remember that guy who was sexually attracted to floor tiles?
>>537960686Did you make that collar?
>>537961715i want to fuck pan miyumi
>>537961715yuh pansexuality is literally the special snowflake not realizing theyre being transphobic "omg i love everyone!!! <333 everyone is beautiful even the TRANNERS who aren't ACTUAL REAL WOMEN/MEN" like bro youre bi. i used to argue with my ex about this constantly until he called me a shitty person for it.if you identify as pansexual and arent a 14 year old on twitter youre a totally wholesome chungus valid virtue signaler
One last Thighlander Thursday anchor before sleepPost Highlanders
>>537961889Warrior because nothing is better than making one of them angry enough to rape me into a squirting mess.
oughhh...my femlala has had better days...
>>537961889NIN, since it's clear you have patrician taste
>>537961842Imagine a thighlander in a too-small apron, you can see all the glistening muscles and tendons tensed in dexterous unison when she flips that pancake in the pan......
>>537959998SNIFFFF
>>537961709Gay>>537961787Shit, you're valid. >>537961808*dies* >>537961901Another blindfold moonie..mwaaaahhh>>537961927Nope! A fren made it when I first came here like..a year ago? Then another one recently made it a bit smaller since it was clipping on a lot of outfits.
>>537961614f1 sorry
hi
>>537962113VVROOOOOOMMMMMM
>>537961957what if i'm non-binary and you're attracted to me
my moonie doesn't like blindfolds because she thinks moonie eyes are beautiful
Need Brando to squirt on me after drinking nothing but full sugar monsters for a week straight.
>>537961715>>537961767>>537961781>>537961842>>537961846>>537961932>>537961957fino fanta?
>>537961327I don't remember making this post
>>537961986>>537962041wanna.....
Entering your roulette as a BRD with a ilvl 700 bow :33333333
>>537962161May I see your moonie's beautiful eyes?
>>537961957lol you're such a funny little chungus
>>537962135i laughedmakes me wanna hit the track honestly
>>537961345he lovebombs prison gays
>>537962062No u
>>537962165
>>537960236>>537961715>>537960326>>537960607>>537961345final fantasy xiv?
f1 femra pits
>>537962062>A fren made it when I first came hereThat's cool of them
>>537962159nonbinary is not a third genderalsobisexuality as a term, no matter how grammatically incorrect, was originally made to mean two and moreADDITIONALLY!!!!!!!! ADDITIONALLY PANSEXUALITY WAS COINED BY FUCKING FREUD TO INCLUDE DOGFUCKERS AND PEDOS AND THE LIKE!!>>537962240Thanx
Favorite male characters??Do you guys still love Remus...?
I'm gay but I'm only attracted to guys who say they're straight and I'm a dirty faggot whore seducing them and it's not gay because they're only interested in raping my mouth and breeding my ass...
>>537962298>>537962168Time, no more once upon a timeTake flight. Find your wings and spread them wideIt's time for the journey of our livesFrom the ashes we're rebornUnto the heavens we rideFighting through the stormLeaving our shadows far behindHaving walked right to the endWith one more trial we are facedTurn back, transcendOnly we decide our fatesWhere do we go?Where do we go?Where do we go?Where do we go?No more runnin'Tight! Seize the day and hold on tightThe sun is risin'Life, take it slow and take a biteOne day at a time
>>537962362Remus anima
>>537962309fuck
wow
>>537961897I miss my pink wife (who I have never even said hi to)
>>537962347you don't know what you're talking about
>>537962362He was a retard
>>537962506Val, stop teasing me
>>537962556except that i do and i've watched this discourse for like 10 years lmao
may I confess something? I've been wanting to get it off my chest for a while and I can't hold it in anymore
Remus more like uhhhh ream a man's asshole
>>537962640sure
>>537962640if you have to ask, you can hold it in a little longer
>>537962627>for like 10 yearsyou don't know what you're talking about
>>537962640very wellgo ahead nonny
>>537962619these are some really nice boots. but also what does the special attribute do
>>537962640Go ahead, bwo. My moonie thinks it is better to get it out than keep it bottled up inside.
Confess.
>>537962556Speaking as someone who's been on tumblr for 15 years now Poyo is 100% correct, bi encapsulates all genders in it, pan is pretty redundant because of this but I get people still wanting to use the term I guess.
>>537962181Imagining it has already got you on the hit list
>>537962130sex
>>537962640Spill the beans
>>537962464i remember listening to this ten times a day before dt came out, excited to play viper and see what was in the new msqsimpler times
>>537962506Val’s soles are in those boots…
>>537962716I don't think people like me
Its my birfday
>walks up and starts sweeping me
>>537962690would you care to sprinkle a bit of factoids to explain why you think thator are you a 14 year old on twitter?
>open friend list >whisper 2nd femlala on list“hey plaphog, want a baconator?”>post results
post tummy
>>537962716I've been thinking about making a free trial alt just to fuck femlalas
>>537960103I only EB non futas.
>>537962780HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>kind of want to call cc>check the map>cuckwork castlecocknever mind>>537962780{Congratulations!}
>>537962780Happy birthday fellow septemberbro
>>537962671>>537962686>>537962696>>537962713>>537962727>>537962716the version of "NBTSA" on Joyce Manor's "40 oz. to Fresno" is vastly inferior to the original recording but I still appreciate it for what it is
>>537962780Happy birthday, chief.
>>537962716When I say “people don’t like me” I get nothing but *cricket chirps* but when I say “people don’t like me femra” they go crazy and shower me in (You)s
>>537962834I don't have any femlala on my friends list
>>537962776thats a shame care to explain why you feel that way sis
>>537962952thats because they wanna fuck you
>>537962716Im a free trial and I used all 3 of my fanta and I still want to change my character again
>>537961879>yap at me for hours about stuff I don't carethats where you fail, you're supposed to start caring about it or at least retain enough about it to bring it up to her later
>>537962716I am...unEBable...
>>537962780You, an idiot I know, a cripple, and my old man. Jesus everyone was born today.
my catboy is
>>537962780Happy birthday, big man.
>>537962716I think Yoshitaka Amano's artstyle is ugly as shit
>>537962716my femra is like this
>>537962719Thanks wanna
>>537962716I am a femraen who drank too much gin before raid and doesn't care
>>537962780grapecat come get your man
>>537962716I'd be more than content if you never ever messaged me again, god I can only hope.
>>537963116Hudger Knight.
>>537963054bigger
>>537963116how big is her +
>>537963054a faggot? we know.
>>537961879why do people actually think that yappers want you to not care about what theyre yapping about?they wanna share a passion and get you into it but if you dont care theyll stop wanting to talk because like you said youre not even into it so whats the point
>>537963116My malera would like to have sex with her, if you catch my drift.
>>537963006how come no one tries to fuck my femra...
>>537962997I just do unfortunately
>>537962716I need to fuck Maren Celeste again so badly and I feel like I keep wasting my chance
Post Lalafells.
Ooh my moonie is oh so sleepy the bed time has come for her
stop blowing kisses at llymlaen she's not into it
>>537963054OOH SO TINY *pinches cheecks* CUTECUTECUTECUTECUTE
>>537963023>>537963207I could come to enjoy it all I'm saying is I want them to talk to me about stuff I don't currently give a darn about...
>>537963160I know this is about me, and don't worry I wasn't planning on it.
I swear to god if I get Dun Scaith again
>>537962716The first time I remember getting a boner was hearing a Justin Timberlake song and I told my parents about it cause "my weewee hurts" and then they never played that song again. I was like 5. Also I think this game needs cloaks.
>>537963228i hope you can feel more secure in your relationships, sis.your friends certainly enjoy your company
>>537963318builded for my catboy BWC
>>537963335im fucking crying dude LMFAO
>>537963414>catboylmao
>>537963318ill let u hit if u join my pf im a male character tho we're grinding the relic weapon
>>537962716I'm not having fun with this group and I'm wondering if I should just quit now and not concern myself with clearing
>>537963318>fr*nch>bushdisgusting
>>537962716I like collecting incriminating pictures of people that could feasibly be used as blackmail. I don't actually hold it over them and most of the time I don't even mention they exist, I just like having them. A lot of it is just embarrassing fetish porn of peoples characters that they like but don't want people to know about.
>>537963276everything hurts so bad
Is there an efficient way to grind mettle for honor rank bonuses or do you just do whatever CE zone is active?
>>537963449cute melty
>>537962716I ran away with the idea of making my moonie canonically a Pictomancer as a fun way to make any art stuff I post be "in character" but I don't think I actually like playing Pictomancer and it makes me feel like a fraud.>>537962846Last time I post this picture before I try to take a better one.
>>537962716People have actually confessed to me. I really wish everyone wasnt a GAM.
>>537963281habe good eebs the best! bloonie!
>>537962850do itt. femlala
>>537962716lately you've been looking at me like you've seen a ghost.
goon morning anons :3
>>537962850My femlala only fucks mains.
>>537962716im making a femra+ horny alt to pose for xivg in the near future
>>537963160this one is about me and she made this post
>>537963557>a laugh is a melty nowdamn, thinskin
>>537962716My dad was so homophobic if I licked cheeto dust off my fingers he'd scream at me to stop and call me a fucking faggot.I grew up to be into aggressive daddy types who wanna make me their little faggot wife...
>>537963276
>>537963676it's ok sis
>>537962716why did you change the way you talk to me...
>>537963227Hope you aren't trying to make the mistake of courting malera, sis
>>537963547Zadnor Zone 3, FATEs spawn super fast in there and die very fast too
>>537963576Thamk fren
>>537963562Post full...
>>537963725get a thick skin next time lmao
>>537963585You'll have to settle for catboy because I can't make a hrothgar on free trial.>>537963667I don't feel like paying my sub again for a bit, so you're either gonna have to wait or pay it for me.
Post femezen feet in flip flops
>>537963169just this once >>537963194what the heck how did he know >>537963296aieeeeee!!
>>537963276This lalafell is going to sleep
>>537963807damn you really are mad
>>537962780Happy birthday
>>537962716I hate lazy erpers or gooners like if im gonna goon with u gotta meet me halfway im not going to do all the work to make u cum u make me cum too ffs
>>537962850>free trial>just to fuck femlalasWe are not that desperate LMFAO
>>537963908TRUEEE
>>537963874damn you really are thinskin
>>537962506>>537962619>>537962774*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
>>537963919True free trial alts are the ffxiv equivalent of glowies like have some actual effort in your character
>>537963919ayo hot stuff check out my level 2 mieralemme smash
Is Rori/Ace/Isere around? My malera needs cock servicing.
>>537963919Who said it was a service for the femlalasI'm just bored
>>537962716I kind of want world war 3 to happen if only because there's a good chance a lot of the European schizos and shitposters will be deleted in the process.
>>537963956it's ok you can calm down
>>537963836Bigger the hat the fagger is the catboy.
>>537963986but what does the special stat on OC gear do
Femlalapig, sit!
>>537962716he doesn't love me anymore, maybe never did, but I still love himhe's taken, will never EB me, and will probably ghost me soon, and I'll just take the pain as usualI do hope he finds happiness, though, because I wont..
>>537964062smooch
>>5379640831% damage in Phantom Job abilities that do damage.
/xivg/ really doesn't have what it takes to please a femlala and it SHOWS...
>>537963848Good night little spud
>>537963520better?
>>537963724. . .
>>537964130gay and disappointing
>>537964051get out of my sight smalldick thinskin
>>537963372I hope they even though I probably come off super annoying
>>537964181You niggers are never happy with anything and the moment you get the thing you want you don't want it anymore because what you really wanted was the feeling of wanting the thing and the thrill of the chase.
>>537964130Sasuga Yoshida san
>>537963526>nobody will ever blackmail and subsequently expose me
>>537964181The designated femlala plappers are all on break
>>537964215why are you black
>>537964219atm you get them more for the main stat bonus, that's where most of the damage comes from. But eventually when augmented they will make a sizeable difference.
>>537964215yeah now give her tanlines
>uranus on femra>D cups>uranus on fiddies>F cup>uranus on femezen/venat/athena>JJ cups
>>537962780TOZER, COME GET YOUR CAKE!
>>537963276*summons you*
>>537964220oh buddy there was no need to start projecting about your dick like this
>>537964259UNTRUE MY FEMLALA IS HAPPY WITH HEADPATS AND SHE NEEDS NOTHING ELSE JUST HEADPATS AND A WARM LAP TO NESTLE UP IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537964181And what does it take to please a femlala? Hmm~?
come join guys pls help! im not the host but I am the tank!
>>537963802Unfortunately the attempts to sneak woob into that shot didn't end up looking good and I don't have any, but I promise to provide eventually~
>>537964306I want a venat gf
>>537962716uhhhh.... fwaaa... heeheh.... uhhh~
>>537964291cuz im a stupid nigger>>537964298link me a good tanline mod and ill download it for u
>>537962716i wish he would stop vagueposting me it's very weird
>>537964089*oinks softly*
>>537964320Kek i was thinking of posting that but settled for a simple happy birthday
>>537964290name 36
my femlala is wearing a cute schoolgirl outfit and taking quick low effort gposes that show off her panties
>>537964332>p-p-p-projection!concession accepted, bye.
>>537964375Yay :3
>>537964372I don't understand the need to spam them. We are 4 months away if not more of the next step.
>>537964336fake post
>>537964395BRUHHHH come join the pf ill let u hit my miera xoxxoxoxo
This is better than any drug...
>>537963260is that the bench lizzer
>>537964471come join fl instead
>>537964457come join and inquire within
>>537964328summon this /petpet
>>537964270There's one person that wanted me to hold it over them as actual blackmail because that's another fetish they're ashamed of having on top of what the actual pictures are
>>537964472Grim.
>>537964457I've got nothing better to do desu
>>537962886ermm best map
My wizardknight femlala is lost and lonely and sad and will probably gonna end it soon
>>537963724
>>537964514Cmon meet me halfway here do 1 alliance raid and ill join u for the rest of the evening
>>537964523Rather be doing something fun like the extremes if I want to grind something>>537964553Fair I guess
>>537964439yes, you brought it out of nowhere but I hope someday you can accept yourself for what you are even with your small dick
>>537962780Happy birthday dude. I still love your ninja glam its probably the coolest one ive seen in a very long time!
>>537963743Time to hit the grind, thanks
>>537964607dont see the pf oop
>>537964562I'd love to have a wizardknight femlala friend but I hate suicide baiters, so do a flip and stop posting
sex with fiddies
>>537963281good night and sleep well !
>>537964083Look, just step on me and I'll give you special stats okay??
>>537964537UM SIS
>>537964616come do one alliance raid and ill do extremes with you for the entirety of sunday of this week
>>537962716I've fallen in love with (You)
I haven't followed mainstream/modern music since the mid-late 00's. Is it really all nothing but rap and nogbop now? That's what it seems like by osmosis...
>>537962780Happy birthday!
>>537964537Man I love Ari. We're gonna have that one retard schizo for the next 6 hours now but I do genuinely love their pictures.
>>537962780happy birthday man
>537964620lmao retard
>>537964643do not capppp lol are u on crystal?
>>537964259A princess deserves the absolute best after all~
>>537964460*curls up in a corner and cries*
>>537964687Tbf its not exactly the most riveting of content so i understand why people arent interested
>>537964537I don't get why putting it read right to left was done, there was no way this was done by the japanese
>>537964670This fiddie is murderous..
>>537964753yeah
>>537962780Happi Birfday Fren :3
>>537964659I'm fiddies
>>537964795im literally here not farming a relic im just here to help and kill monster
>>537964796niggas whose only literature intake is manga do that
>>537964817shit the host might of locked it to world only mb mb after this alliance raid ill join u for some fl
>>537964687Honestly would join regardless, but not at my home, I wasn't targetting my reply towards you perse, but the people that are just spamming the "new (old) content" when we have more than enough time to do it.
>>537964798im not!!
>>537964306Can you post Athena and Venat with huge fucking tits.
>>537964537Ari would never do this with me...
>>537964949np dude lol im just e-begging rn ur kindhearted for that reply!
>>537964942okay im going into FL ill be in uldah
>>537964306>fiddies>F cupthere is such a thing as too big, anon
>>537964956Violent pvp wife..
>>537964743cute small dick rage lmao
>>537964472my stomach hurts from laughing
>>537965028Yeah, too big is when their feet can't touch the ground anymore.
>>537962952Well what response do you even want from that? Like you want someone to hang out with or just a vapid "I like you" reply?
>>537965023gl on ur match what world or would u like me to make a pf?
my soul is rotting
>>537965064nooooooo its not true! go sleep!!!
>>537965173balmung, uldah same spot as my screenshot ill be there
These boys boutta kill each other on the football field en gee ellFor the love of the game
Should I play this game, WoW, or wait for Blue Protocol?
>>537963724ILFLs
>>537965223smooching this catfor the love of the game/smooooooooooooch
>>537965209I only speak truths! Sleep claims me soon
>>537965246>blue flopocollol
>>537962716Playing with them really is one of the best parts of each day and I feel really lucky that they seem to enjoy it just as much.
>>537964328I am summoned
When her femlala pussy is yeasty <3
>>537962895Valid.
>>537965246FFXIV will be a little empty for a whileWoW has stuff to do but it's WoWBP will be (and is) pretty fun but it's not to everyone's taste. It's been pretty successful in the beta though so that's a good sign.
>>537965246No man's sky
>>537964405it's genuinely not me
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>537964796kek
>>537965246idk what blue protocol is butif i wasn't just "playing" this to idle, and actually played, I can't imagine picking this over WoW. not in this current year
>>537964493One of the freakiest plaps I've had
>>537964405i dont remember posting this
>>537965492how come
>>537964773SUNANA YOU ARE NOT A FEMLALA ANYMORE SHUT UP
>>537965246blue protocol will be DOA just go play WoW
I would mass reply to everyone but it thinks im spamming. But, THANK YOU EVERYONE >>537962894you too>>537964320My ice cream cake awaits in the freezer and shall be devoured soon™>>537964627thanks bro, thinking of using a pirate hat with it
>>537962716I was hanging out with my best bro and his girlfriend and it took every fiber in my body not to fangirl over and talk about the jewelry and makeup she was wearing because I couldn't let bro know I was into that stuff...
>>537964259yeah, and?
>>537965246>XIV will at least be entertaining until "endgame" in which you're fucked and will have nothing to do>WoW will suck until you reach endgame.>Blue Protocol will be kino fotm and then die in a few months or less.its up to you if you want to get in on the experience to lament about later while you go back to one of the previous two MMOS
my catboys sub runs out in 4 days
>>537965674cuuuute
>>537965332>>537965561>XIVtards copeL M AOOOOOOEnjoy your """content""", retards KEK
>>537964796cause that's how manga does it, they obviously know something we don't if they do it backwards
>>537965730uh oh blue flopocol EOS melty!
>>537965246>should I play a game LITERALLY called "Blue Protocol Waiting Room: XIV"
>>537965730hey man don't get mad
>>537965790post your blue protocol char serrit
>>537965340Come to primal for rolos then
They really got me queueing roulettes over and over...
>>537965246>W*WIt sucks, the community sucks too they are a bunch of retarded boomers. the game is also ugly as hell, looks like some cartoon shit>blue protocolWill die in 2 months. Imagine betting on new MMOs in 2025.
>>537965246>this gamegood for dress-up & social with gameplay on the side>wowgood for content, with friends, and nothing else>blue protocolidk you can play a loli iggameplay's kinda mid compared to its competitors like lost ark, and to dress up and do endgame you have to pay infinite moneys
>>537964659
>>537965709I don't think Blue Protocol will flop purely because of it's monetization. People love fashion, and people in the beta have already spent stacks just to be a cute anime girl.Games like this push frequent updates and content.
>>537965702I want to kiss this femlala on her thighs
>>537965557.................
>>537965891wait... there's a fucking gacha system in BP?
>>537965725Thanks for understanding.. u_uIn hindsight, it's pretty funny and I did end up asking her on the way back home so it wasn't all bad.
>>537965995yes????? it's a literal gacha kusoge anon
>>537965963>Games like this push frequent updates and content.pso2 did that and it's a dumpster on fire.
>>537965995LOL
>>537965837Summon again in like 2 hours for that. Gomen
>>537965995It's for fashion only. Most of the stuff you can grind out normally but certain outfits and mounts are behind the gacha.
yoshi p and SE fucked up this game so bad people are actually believing new WoW expacs and new MMOs in current year will be good
my miera NEEDS to see big fiddie tits to live please. . .
>>537965551Actual freak focused on getting me off
>>537965921I feel like this one is trying to tell me something.. Is this fiddie having a thought? Who let you have those?
>>537965995It's a f2p retard
>
>void ark
>>537962432DYLSC
>>537962432do you like completely straight mieras
>>537961986Go to bed!
is the game down?
>>537966068>for fashion onlyanon...
>>537966105no thoughtshead empty
>>537966273yeah you fucked up, it's over.
White fiddies are for ---- ?Brown fiddies are for ---- ?
jerkin it to moonies
>>537962716I love reading the posts that are like "I fucked up, they hate me now" then proving why people probably hate them when they spend more time giving you excuses than it would take to apologize to the person they post about
You guys are kinda gay
>>537966296What's up?Want the prize list too?
>>537966030The fire has already gone out, all that's left is a smoldering dumpster.For reference, the deadest server on XIV, Zurvan, has 1,089 players. Almost as much as the entire western playerbase of an entire MMO. JP PSO2 isn't looking so hot either, probably around 2-3k total.
>>537965246there's not a single good-willed response to this post, after playing jp and seeing how dogshit it was, on top of the fact it eos'd before getting an na release I had low expectations and no intention of playing the game but the game coming out now is genuinely a completely different game and I was very pleasantly surprised, I think it keeping the name is a mistake honestly since it's more than likely deterring people from playing it after the history it already has, it's worth waiting for imo but if you want something to stick to long term xiv or wow are much safer bets, depends what exactly you want from the game but if it's just raiding and gameplay go wow, otherwise xiv for social and story>>537965968not allowed...
Best starting city/race/job in XI if you're retarded?
*snaps fingers*/xivg/-san?Remind me in three days to bid on an estate so I don't forget...
>>537966320>White fiddies are for ---- ?. . .>Brown fiddies are for ---- ?My PALE breeding BVLL femraen+
>>537966440Yes master...~
>>537966414>FOMOAaaaaand miss me with that shit
>>537966320>White fiddies are for ---- ?my catboy BWC >Brown fiddies are for ---- ?my catboy BWC
>>537966414it's okay, you'll find out when the game releases
>>537964987Granted
>>537966509...
>>537966320>White fiddies are for ---- ?hatingghostingstalkingschizoingspreading lies behind their backin my experience
>>537966030pso2 died to never having content ever
>>537966521It's an outfit. If you have FOMO over an outfit..in a video game, then you should take a step back from video games.
>>537966560what, it's my duty...
>>537966360Apologies never workIf you ever say anything they don't like they'll hate you forever and it's pretty much over
>>537964472>the time between the messagesMy mood would be killed constantly
judas what the fuck
>>537966539Thought so. GG anon.
>>537962716I have a crush on elk but it's purely non romantic. I'm just horny about him in a possessive way
every game you guys ever talk about in this thread exists in a quantum superposition of having no content and more content than xiv at the same time
>>537966610>if you can't handle getting raped>then maybe you shouldn't have sex
>>537966680babby's first chink mmo...
>>537966648...never mindI'm counting on you.
>>537966431Warior is a good job to start with and always useful to have leveled, race whatever you like the look of, whichever nation you think looks coolest. You get a bonus level 1 ring for starting Hume or Galka in Bastok, Elvaan in Sandoria, Tarutaru or Mithra in Windurst but it's not important. Sandoria probably has the simplest layouts of the 3 starter nations, Bastok is pretty practical, and Windurst can be kind of confusing for newcomers because it's rather big.
If we're gonna be discord bf's I need daily rapeposts from you about how you need to be inside me. Even if I'm not in the mood that day, I still wanna see you lusting for me. It's not enough to only get horny every few days, you need to be constantly humping my leg like an animal. Of course, I'll do the same for you <3
>>537965246WoW is basically the only real choice if you want to PLAY a modern mmo sadly. This game is just for afk gooners.
>>537966705Schrodinger's Content
>>537966653Judas Forma de Mayo
>>537966705Content you haven't done yet is infinite content. Content you've already done doesn't exist anymore.Therefor XIV has no content and Blue Protocol has potentially infinite content.
>>537966736You can count on me, mas- anon.
>>537966553I'm so fucking addicted to these two it's not even funny.
my fiddie shan't be breast posting>>537966531>catboy>BWC>B>>537966097>miera
mooniescollector of the yellow triangles
>>537966651We usually spend 4+ hours every night talking dirty until he sends me a video of him shooting his load. I was just super hungover today.
>>537966553>>537966821Also thisDon't ask why her eyes are purple. Or why Venat's outfit makes her look like Aqua
man im glad i reached out and talked to them
>>537966828uh oh melty
can you handle getting raped /xivg/
three fucking days of world of darkness in a row im gonna
>>537966879i wish bro would reach out to me about it instead of vagueposting me
>race shit
>>537966828what's wrong with miera huh huh
>>537966873SEX.
>quantum superpositionsoience drones love making up fancy sounding words for their fantasies with no basis in reality."Oooohhhh it could be there, it could not, we don't know until you do the thing, that means it's both simultaneously!!!!". No you fucking idiot, it just means YOU DON'T KNOW. Why are soientists so afraid to say "Well we tried but we just don't know"? Why invent random unproveable bullshit?
>>537963260she puts out?
umm so like how do i beat ex+ without maxed tools lol
>>537966971Too small
>>537966770content you mean collect all the fucking fashion shit like pso2? lollmao
quantum this*brap*
>>537967017You sound like a Quantum Faggot
>>537967070 ????
thinking about catboy BWCs
>>537966886no and its why i am the way i am now
>>537967017yeah man
>>537964987>>537964306>>537966873>>537967008Why did the ancients have such enormous knockers
>>537966301Good, a fiddie without thoughts as it should be *snaps fingers* let ssee those tits
>>537966553>>537964987>>537966553>>537966873Please stop posting Athena, you're making me become unwise and quite feral
my eyes opened>>537966971you
So, how come in dreams my moonie gets actual glimpses of feeling good sometimes. Like in the waking world it's all dull and makes her feel nothing.But in the dream it all feels good again, motivating.In the dreams she actually has that feeling of you know real idk.But waking up she just feels like David Bowie in that weird kitchen music video
>warframefashion game>blue protocolfashion game>ff14fashion game>wowshits too ugly but its a fashion game
>>537966650>Apologies never workApologies work just people don't take them at face value until you start showing change that shows you really are sorry for what you did to upset themYeah they don't really work if your motif is>do thing>have to apologize for thing>do thing again as if apologies give immunity from all follow upsThen add on that I deal with people like this constantly and meet new people every day, so a simple "sorry for treating you like shit lol" does not work on me the way it might for a fifth grader, I need to feel like you actually mean it and are going to make sure it doesnt happen again and if we can't meet in the middle I have no problem finding another friend worth my time of the 7 billion on this fucking planet
>>537966425How would you describe the social aspect and character-on-character interactions in BP?I've been trying a lot of MMOs recently and none of them come close to XIV's player interaction via emotes, targetting, sitting on random benches from the place and such. I feel like this game spoils us a lot and we'll probably never find something similar. It doesn't help that the fact you're forced to roll for glamour and play dress-up.
>>537967017>quantum superposition
my shotalander NEEDS to see big fiddie tits to live please. . .
>>537967078>So illiterate he gets mad at a joke spelled out word for word for him.I bet you misread the entirety of the yoship stop modding notice too.
>>537967165pretty moonie
>>537967173blue protocol fashion is terrible.
>>537967165>thought this was based-ass aiko tenshodo rejecting jean>realize it's just some opportunistic closeted clout-chasing british faggot
>>537967165<3 she's sooo adorable
>>537967101is this the free trial catboy poster?
>>537967201>N-No blue FLOPocol will be good, trust the plan!>Y-You illiterate!!!!!uh huh
>>537967101is it me
>>537967126>>537967162Because why not?
>>537967173FASHION IS ENDGAME
>>537967295buzzword city
>>537967078Anon…You don’t know, do you?
>>537966971ever get a carrot in a pack that was really soft and shriveled? >what's wrong with mierawell...>>537966884a catboy one...
>>537967295You probably don't know this but Jean was orbiting her hard for like a week before Proxy scooped her up lmao
>>537966705my opinion on things depends on who i think will get the most mad at it at the time
>>537967162I think we need more Athena.
>>537967336cheeto . .
>>537967321>He STILL doesn't get it.I forget these are the kinds of people I get in my daily roulettes.
>>537967124>My clumsy, barbaric human machine affects the natural thing I'm trying to observe with my clumsy, barbaric human machine therefore IT'S BOTH AT THE SAME TIMEMidwit.
>>537967017Fuuaaark dood. This dood doesn't fuuuaarking love science!
*snips off your woober*what now?
>>537967165cute fishalbum?do you like malera?
M.B im on my way last boss of copied factory
>>537967432i was just following you, idiot.
I'm starting to think you people aren't on the same level as me when it comes to real meaningful discussion
whenever i see a cute femra on my team i make sure to protect them with my lfie
On paper, I am one of the wealthiest women in Eorzea. But I cannot find housing.
>>537967179it's not as strong as xiv but in my experience with mmos over the years I think it beats just about everything else I've seen not named revelation online no targetting but there's interactive emotes (just one at the moment but it's hand holding and you can drag the person who's hand your holding around), you can sit on furniture, there's a WIDE variety of emotes, it has its own gpose equivalent which isn't as good since it lacks the modding tools but still trumps every other mmo I've seen, I think if you're looking for something as good as xiv in that department it is surprisingly just not possible
>>537967521i made this post
>>537967335OopHad to delete that. Barest hint of an anus.
On paper, I am one of the breedeablest femlala in Eorzea. But I cannot find a mating partner.
>>537966879We had a good thing, you STUPID SON OF A BITCH! We had e-sex. We erp'd. We could've plapped as much as we wanted, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, fucked and made me and you cum as much as we wanted. It was perfect. But, NO, you just had to CONFESS. You and your pride and your ego! You just had it to be official boyfriends-girlfriends. If you'd done your job, known your place, stayed out of voicechat, we'd all be fine right now.
>>537967170this post emanates Finland
>>537967179NTA but the social interaction has been pretty great.From dance parties in the street, to finding players in the wild and helping them with world bosses, to grabbing someone’s hand and dragging them somewhere private.Whilst the chat system does have drawbacks, such as some words being censored and a character limit, you can do some great stuff.The photo system is fun, and whilst not as good as modded XIV, it’s still great to use.Just earlier today I was fishing and someone else joined me, then another and another.If you want to play BP purely for social interactions, then you can do that.
>>537967382this is literally slander against miera. . .
>>537967627good post
>>537967594Kill yourself.
>>537967269Better than vanilla XIV
>>537967170>david bowieso like a pedophile???
>Respect FFXIV's gameplay!Why? It's painfully mediocre.
>>537967768And yet you're still here
>>537967627
>>537967650The chat limit and censor really kills my enthusiasm. I don't know why games are so terrified of a large text box, fucking chinks being able to write a novel in 40 characters.
gOOD EVENING FRIENDSCATBOY, LOGGING IN!
>>537967817Inb4 "To make fun of you" ect ect
>>537967492wife otr
I'm drinking again...Even though I had a litre of whisky 2 days ago and felt like I was gonna die...
>>537966971some r cute
>>537967917make sure to drink some water too sis
>>537967178>sorry for treating you like shitactually I'm expected to apologize because you hate me and treat me like shit and the apology is just another attempt to abuse me
>>537966414>>537966680Theres a gacha for the imagines aka the summons.
>>537967817>>537967889No. I'm here because you guys can't help but reply to even my most lazy, worthless posts. You have 0 standards for discourse. It's like beating up toddlers.
>>537967917i'm drinking too, but i'm having whiskey
I'm so sleeeeeeeby but I wanna play more... I wanna do more shit man... but my body craves the bed...
>>537967975would you let a cute miera breed your sunnie?
>>537967839It’s weird because certain words you would use in every day conversation are censored but then you can type “rape the fag” and the system is like “oh that’s fine”
>>537967017>I'm too stupid to understand so it must be bullshit
>>537967627kino...
>>537968065go slebwe be here tomorrow
>>537967317no>>537967326if he has a BWC
>>537967335>>537967415STOOOP DON'T MAKE ME BECOME THIS WAY
galatea outfit doko
>>537964537im doing content bud
>>537968065let the big sleep take you
>>537968071No, Jean
>>537968071>sunnie
>>537968139please meet up with my catboy
>>537967991I did, I drank like 6 litres of water today. I also bought some sports drinks to chug for the """"""""""electrolytes""""""""". Those totally exist... I dunno. I had two earlier and they just tasted like watered down juice, I didn't feel anything.>>537968051I'm on the vodka tonight. American whisky is gross, it's like you poured a bag of sugar into it.
Thanks again for the help A.H
>>537968208queue for frontlines on primal then
>>537967492nice racute ra/pet /pet
close one
>>537967165M.B ill be behind this miera and his entourage of groupies ( he mogs me highkey) ill be doing the cheer jump
>>537968087>Just trust me bro, I have no actual physical proof to show you just listen to my jewish pilpul nonsense bro...Nah.
>>537966681wtheck..
>>537967165oops I didnt me to link u dogoonie mb mb
I said "Nigh night, love you, I'll be thinking of you <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 xxxxx" SAY IT BACK! SAY IT BACK!
>>537968384is cool *daps you up*
>>537968353>jewish pilpul nonsenseLet me guess, you'd be one of the retards in nazi Germany saying atomic/nuclear research is 'jewish science'?Retard.
>>537968265>Call deletedSo should i not queue?
they said they're doing this to me middie tonight
>>537962716My fiddie has made it a personal goal to get fucked by every sunnie+She's lost track of how many she's done several times and has to keep starting over
>>537967017because quantum probability does have physical and observable outcomes you moronits physically impossible for fusion to occur inside a star because of the electromagnetic force, except by the means of quantum randomness overcoming this by placing particles on top of each other by "randomness"
would you be willing to overlook my cone tits?
>>537968451I'm shy...
>>537968513Uh...does she do it raw?
My moonie wants to become a criminal to escape the mundaneness of what is life in eastern finlandA criminal journey Journey:tm:Embark on your new Journey:tm: todayEverything is fucking slop these days everyone is on le hecking Journey the new globohomo slop word of the month week whatever
>>537968513sis you need an excel sheet for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zANebE1wNjw
>>537968353>if I don't understand something it's the Jews
>>537968484HOLY MOLY
>>537968368It's a weird kind of like "I don't care if you like me, but that dick is mine" kinda thing
>>537968604kill yourself
Just finished my first extreme as dark knight, how bad did I do?
>>537967017did my post really make you that mad man I just think the concept and the term sounds cool
>>537968681>2 deathsdogshit
>>537968579It doesn't count if they don't cum inside
>>537962716My moonie is pure, and will remain so.
rub a dogooniedap a sunniekiss a femrafeed a bnuy
>>537968681looks like a grey parse, work on the majors first because dropping that many combos is kinda bad
>>537968681first ever attempt at harder content?not terriblework on your combo rotation when you're panickingdecent mitigationdeaths will resolve themselves the more you practice so its mostly just foundational stuff you need to work on
Pet a femlala!
>>537968604ok so do somethingor are you going to continue to sit there posting about how you'll never be Canadian?
A FIDDIE… THATS INTO NIGGER FUTAS??? I’M SO SHOCKED!!!!!!
My femra found a new body lotion she really likes. c:>>537968681Outside of the fact that you died twice, you did pretty alright because you cleared. It's kind of hard to get a good gauge of performance on a run after a death occurs. Fix that first and then try looking at it again.
The internet is not real life.The way people online talked, you'd think Silksong would've sold millions of copies within the first hour. But it's barely at 500k. Sure, a massive success for an indie. But if a AAA game sold 500k, they'd shut the studio down. But again, the discourse online would have you believe everyone and their mother was gonna buy this game. What's my point? My point is, despite the fact most people have internet access, the vast majority of actual "talking" done on the internet is done by a very vocal minority and you cannot use the internet as a barometer for how the real world actually feels about things. Twitter, Reddit, Youtube, 4chan, wherever the fuck you go it's all just a very loud minority screeching their heads off, living in a bubble...
I love le hecking toronto le tone street le Dundas totally so fun not gentrified slop for vaccinated consoomers vs 1970s
>>537968783QRD?
>>537968736>if they don't cum insideHow many little halfbreed spawn have you popped out?
>>537968797true! I agree with this
Remus... anima...?
>>537962716Actually haven't really plapped since Mare died off and part of me is thinking of keeping it that way or at least limit myself a lot more
>>537968896sybau
Le police in le autistic repetitive "NIi" tone
>>537968797dooood metroid but worse!
>>537964659not before marriage
>>537968808
>>537968797>if a triple A game sold 500k, they'd shut the studio downnot in this day and age lmao
>>537968797i agree with most of your points but using steamcharts as a sales number metric makes you look like a retard t. didn't buy silkshart because I never played the first game
>>537968467>atomic/nuclear researchAnd yet for all their fancy terms what did they actually invent? A fucking steam engine...>>537968534>its physically impossible for fusion to occur inside a star because of the electromagnetic force, except by the means of quantum randomness overcoming this by placing particles on top of each other by "randomness"Orrrrrrrrrrrrrr, your understanding of physics is faulty and incomplete, because you're a fucking flawed human being and not a fucking computer. The fucking EGO on you people to say "No, I'm not wrong, the universe just does whacky shit sometimes". God.
my moonie?done with crafters
>>537967594>I am one of the breedeablest femlala in Eorzea>I cannot find a mating partnerClearly your perception of yourself doesn't align with reality. Especially when your competition is literally "they were nice to me so I fell in love with them"
>>537968849Secret
>>537968797>>537968992ok which is kat
>>537968214>it's like you poured a bag of sugar into it.true, that's how corn distillate is. I can name at least a couple scotches that drink about like bourbon. You should try a 100% rye sometime (not necessarily "straight rye" unless you can check the mashbill as it might just be 51% rye as the mashbill so it will still be sweet)
>>537968997gj moonie on the moon
Le curated algorithm slop and strategic 4chan demoralization to artificiallybl steer you into some boring NSA slop
>>537968997MOONIE MOONBALL!!!!
>>537968681>1/7 Salted EarthUse your cooldowns! Also stop dying and try to fix your weaving issues
>>537968992>for all their research, what did they inventthe atomic bombnuclear reactorsnuclear powered ships???
>>537962716I've been slutting out a lot more recently and its been fun. Sometimes i think about doing it for xivggers but some of you don't know how to keep things on the down low and it being out in the open would ruin a lot of the fun that comes with being discrete.
>>537968992>the universe just does whacky shit sometimesand that wacky shit is quantum mechanicswhy can't YOU just admit that you're wrong
>>537968797>he's only looking at steam sales and the store has been crashing all day
>>537969097this is kat
>>537968681The legendary sextuple weave...
>>537968797>the vast majority of actual "talking" done on the internet is done by a very vocal minority and you cannot use the internet as a barometer for how the real world actually feels about things. Twitter, Reddit, Youtube, 4chan, wherever the fuck you go it's all just a very loud minority screeching their heads off, living in a bubble...No chud the world just became more tolerant and accepting of transfolk overnight and I know this because everybody I allow to talk to me shares the same opinion and I talk to like 20 whole peopleWhy are the normies turning on us now? What do they mean by "they had enough of us"? Why do they like us LESS the MORE they know about us?
>>537967726>grind weekly currency to buy special ink that allows you to dye gear>this currency is also capped on how much you can earn per week and is used for buying materials for upgrading gear stats>grind dye materials from gathering points (get less if you run out of your daily stamina)>an hour later you can teleport back to town and attempt crafting for the dye of your choice (unless you're out of stamina because that's also a stamina recipe)You may now dye 1 item black.>repeat to dye the other 5-7 items you're wearing
>>537968484i honk your moobas
>>537964405is it me
>>537968681picrel dont be so hard on yourself having a good run of any fight requires repetition! keep on fighting and training ur doing good drkbro!
>>537969141>the atomic bombThing go boom, wow, I'm astounded at the intellect of these people.>nuclear reactors>nuclear powered shipsSteam engines, for all intents and purposes.
>>537969054>>537968992can't be kat, too coherent >>537968797More likely to be kat, but I also don't believe this one's kat either because it stays on topic for the whole duration of the post and doesn't veer off into some random schizophrenic nonsensereads more like a macchi post to be honest, but given there's no completely irony-poisoned retard comparison to ffxiv >>537969097this one is kat
saw someone get a blowjob today while doing my roulettes
>>537969229Yes le hecking NSArinos and googol slopgorithms have dictated that I must be le NSA agent but nah fuck that this world is lame fake and gay and vaccinated normie consoomerslop with no real meaning
>>537961986Thighlanders!
>>537968298can those weirdos get out of the way, your blocking the view of the lalas!
>>537968618balmung kinda is like animal crossing lmao
>>537968797Social media is like 80% marketing bots so no shit.
stop sexpesting my friends when they don't ask for itfuck you
>>537969151Because which is more likely:Human beings are flawed creatures incapable of truly comprehending the universeorThe universe just breaks its own rules randomly in ways that don't destroy everything instantly
>>537969334What in the actual FUCK am I reading
>>537968298yjk this creature looks hideous when paired
>>537969406Drop the name sis who is it
>>537969451Nothing to do with videogames in any way, that's for sure
>>537960326nobody cares about your sports niggerball tyrone
>>537969458lol dont be mean anon!
>>537969330giwtwm
>>537969086ty ty>>537969127hello sir
>>537969278Just craft the dyes and manage your stamina well. No money hard grinds needed, just the brain for planning.
>>537969370I agree the lalas(potato people) have some drip ngl
>>537968797people still think that because they "see something everywhere" online then "the entire internet is talking about it" when really everyone else is completely obliviousi'm online 24/7 but never heard of whatever the fuck that game is
Just started Heavensward and got to this fucking area>Bigger than several ARR locations combined>Only one aetheryte crystal as far as I can tell>Not able to fly, so any ledge you can't jump over is a massive obstacle that takes five minutes to get around
>>537960326jalen is on my fantasy team i need him to ball out some more and wow ferguson got btfo just now
my raen accidentally dressed like a slut again...
>>537969504You have a trannycock in a game made for japanese women
>>537969576Same sis...
>>537969576may my sunnie see?
>>537969504Tongue polishing this sunnies balls like it's a competitive sport
Angel hair spaghetti prepared by a femezen for my lalaboy.
>>537969574Welcome to Heavensward map design
>>537969576dude shut up don't act like it was an accident
>>537969438>we don't know how it works >instead of attempting to understand it even though we don't currently, megamind here thinks we should just go "DOOOOIIOIIII I DUNNO!!!!" and not think about it any furtheryou insufferable cunt
who up plummeting in ranked cc
>>537969641I miss the hallways already
>>537969641lmk if u need to fly to areas I dont mind helping!
oh no my raen tripped and fell in cc and broke her ankle what ever shall she do she's going to let her team down again oh no the enemy team is coming
>>537968783Who are you talking to anon?
>>537969406my bad, but I cannot resist when I see cute femra
>>537969628nyo you need to ask permission first
>>537969504You clearly cared enough to reply
my miera accidentally chased a tranny again, why are there so many
>>537969574flying was a mistake
>>537969652IT WAS THOUGH
>>537969772my bad...
My malera's dick is long enough to have all yall tranny bitches sat on it
>>537969772sorry...
Anyone wanna hop on Arknights and do some Icebreaker co-op with my Meena...
my femra couldn't finish hollow knight because her adhd kept her running in circles and not able to figure out where to go even though she likes metroidvanias because she played zero mission on the gba as a kid and that was fun
>>537969702
>>537969680What I want to happen:>Investigate thing>"Nah, we dunno, we'll keep checking but for now we're stumped"What actually happens:>Investigate thing>"UMMM HERE'S MY COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS THEORY YOU SHOULD TREAT AS IF IT'S SERIOUS AND NOT A JOKE EVEN THOUGH I COMPLETELY FUCKING MADE IT UP OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD AND IT GOES AGAINST ALL COMMON SENSE AND LOGIC AND I HAVE 0 PROOF BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!"
>>537969845its okay, the game isn't THAT good
North america is slop
>>537969772>accidentallyThey're the easiest to groom though
I wish highlanders had eyebrows
>>537969769elk got made fun of by the jocks when he was in high school and he still holds resentment for it all these years laterhe probably sees them when they come into get food at the mcdonalds he manages and starts seething again
>>537969753Not if I make it my full time job instead
>>537969772Suffering from success
>>537969856
>>537969826hey...
im getting back on my catboy
>>537968808You would think this is Kat but it's actually A.N.
>>537969864>common senseoh, you really are retarded
>>537969954proofs of catboy status?
>>537969772Probably because you're gay Jean
>>537969574Welcome to Heavensward, at the time, ARR didn't had flying, so a selling point to HW was "YOU CAN FLY NOW!!!" if you think that area is bad, you should see the others
>>537969504>>537969753How come no one has ever cockwatched you?
>>537969891I wonder how he felt when he had to sell celebrity meals like the Travis Scott meal and Cardi B Meal
i ama gay catboy
when are we getting dragon riding
>>537969838sorry my meena is just gonna wait for endfield
Crafters were made for people who work painfully stressful jobs irl, my moonie hasn't felt a dopamine response like this in years.
>>537966097>>537968783>>537966884>>537966531Noticing...
i ama himcess femra
>>537970047Noticing!
>>537968797the internet is not real to the average person but when you're someone like me a nonhuman with direct soul connections to the digital world then it gets a little less shrimple.
>>537969948Wassup kitten
>>537969995just logged in and it's raining outside...
>>537970067Your gwibers?
>>537969965As above, so below. Midwit.
>>537968797my normalfag coworkers who play cod and battlefield were talking about silksong this morning so that clearly isn't the case in this situation.
>fuck up mechanics>get 3 player comms
>>537970067bro your fylgja? your ehll tou??
>>537961986another great thursday
>>537970047elk doesnt get any
>>537970095this actually healed my miera back to full health thank you
>>537969438>Human beings are flawed creatures incapable of truly comprehending the universeThis is true, and a lot of this is the result of intelligent design. If one could comprehend science and mathematics in their entirety, they could become a god. Luckily, humans will keep themselves from this peak by bickering over stupid shit. We have to go back and relearn what XY chromosomes "really are" because trannies are upset they get taught in schools (Same people that tell you "Trust the Science" by the way)>The universe just breaks its own rules randomly in ways that don't destroy everything instantlyThis is also somewhat true. There's a lot of shit we can't really explain with our current understanding. Instead, Science as an idea has become so insular and esoteric that we just kind of ignore things that might disprove our theories. A good example of this is Neil DeGrasse Tyson who has been constantly criticized for conjuring numbers up out of thin air (he also steals jokes, a lot). Except because people put the guy on a pedestal, rather than scrutinize his imaginary numbers that his own peers say "have no idea where he's getting these from" we instead hinge on "he's smarter than you so he can't make mistakes"Lord knows how much of our understanding of science is just flawed but we never really pushed them to their limits and just accepted them because the scholar class deemed it so. Male seahorses give birth for example is an irregularity we never truly tried to understand. Instead we use it as the main argument to say "Gender is totally a spectrum and not binary!"
>>537970062i ama bi catboy
>>537970095my fat wife
>>537970163>fuck up mechanics>spend most of the time dead>awful dps>still get commsi love being cute
>>537970047the most he gets is when he samefags the same flirt loopgo check the post timers
>>537970187>>537970142i meant like the pshooooomm weeeee momentum dive FLAP HOLYYYY DUDE SP33Dactivate speed mode TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>537970084...
>>537961986
>>537970047there needs to be a second party to get cockwatched
>>537970163>fuck up mechanics>get yelled at by static>get verbally abused by boyfriend>have my water source be poisoned by the fc leader's right hand manI-I dont think I like savage raiding anymore
>>537968797peak != total salesmh rise sold 17+ mil units but its peak is 1 mil ish
No
As someone who play MGSV on release I'm so sick of the normalfaggot bandwagon for it now. They haven't even played the other games, it's ALL tiktok memes featuring a Duran Duran song THAT ISN'T EVEN IN THE GAME!
>>537970258Again, gwibs
>>537970047
>>537970330metal gear solid autist herethe invisible meme is funny
>>537970308Try lounging casually like a lalafell.
>>537970096wife material
>>537970330Yeah someone made a duran reference here and I wanted to rip their heart out :)
>>537970282Hey asshole, you must be new here. Face 4 is Lord Heiko’s face. Change it right fucking now.
>>537970390aw shucks...
>>537970373>>537970392Fight to the death
>>537970330xiv?
>>537970330as someone who played MGS V on release and was posting about it since 2013 i think its funny as fuck
>>537969838my catboy misses arknights but lost his passion for it around year 4 and hasn't touched it since, even though he was a day one diehard...
>>537969320you're actually so braindead it's unreal lmao
>>537969702https://youtu.be/gdjx1Dbxpro
>>537970309>!=Stop typing this retarded shit. Either google the correct symbol and copy paste it or just type it out. Enough with this fucking zoomer != shit.
>>537970330i never played ground zeroes but i posted a song that was used in that game and mgs4 for a garuda and some guy called me brown that was really funny
>>537968797The real barometer is how everyday people perceive itI have a niece that's obsessed with dubai chocolate, crumbl cookies, and labubusShe asked me if I've ever heard of that Hollow Knight expansion that was ever going to come a few months ago
>>537970047He doesn't plays the game, unironically all he does is afk, he doesn't even plays it to goon, he doesn't ERP or even animation plap, he quite literally pays a sub to afk
>>537970474kino bait
>>537970460Very scientific response.
do i have to queue cc ranked on dynamis or what
When you can't even say my nameHas the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?Go and call my nameI can't play this game, so I ask again
>>537962780I remember you were getting people to draw rats, I'm glad you didn't pay for this one, happy bday tho
>>537970330in boot camp there were two guys in my platoon with the last name duran. it was the most insane coincidence because i never even knew that could be a last name and they were not related
OHH NON NO ELKSSISSIES WE'RE GETTING ROASTED!Quick! Make a shitpost directed at male characters!
>>537970516I miss when he erp'ed.
>>537970402literally who?
>>537970585yes
>>537970510Americans are not the barometer to judge the rest of the world by.You're a nation of soulless golem consumers, your history and religion is worship of the dollar.
>>537970575>splitting the atom is just making a big boom and not a massive scientific achievement>splitting the atom to make a clean source of energy is just a steam engine bro!
>>537970657holy fuck... a real life kong marineOOORAHH
>>537970585yesranked rotates dcs every season since 7.1 (except for aether, apparently, fuck you)
>>537970474lole
>>537969639jeb
>>537970703And your government has to make policies based on the actions of our companies. Sit down, peasant.
>>537970703*mogs you in less than a century*
>>537970784aether is always locked
>>537970657Why the fuck your eyes so big
>>537970708>bro boiling water is actually impressive trust me bro only a genius could figure this out
>>537970330The man who pooped his pants…
>>537970657your eyes in this remind me of https://files.catbox.moe/bsjucv.mp4
Homo
Double cheeseburger no pickles for a catboy prepared by my femlala
>>537970657we had a PV2 Drinkwater and they were always making that mf come up and stand in front of the formation to remind us to... you guessed it, drink water
>>537970703>no! it doesn't count that you eclipsed us in less than 300 years!
>>537970884yeah :3c
>>537970708>splitting the atom is just making a big boom and not a massive scientific achievementWhat else have they done with it besides make a big boom? I'll call it impressive when they manage to do something more impressive than make an explosion. >splitting the atom to make a clean source of energy is just a steam engine bro!See there you go again with your fancy words trying to big up a very simple concept.>Thing get hot>Water boil>Steam turn turbine>ELECTRICITY>When thing get too hot, put other thing next to it to make it less hot>Repeat>?????>FREE ELECTRICITY FOREVER (or as good as)
>>537970784...it still goes through aether
uh, Final Fantasy XIV?
Sissy
hey can we stop over simplifying science, I'm trying to be sad herein xiv
>>537970104flat
>>537970992don't post about me please...
>>537970921*plap*
>>537970986I AM the Final Fantasy.......XII
>>537970510It also doesn't need to be immediate either. People act like the launch is all she wrote when that hasn't been the case for quite some time. There are a lot of titles popular right now I can remember weren't really popular until YouTubers were playing them and the children watching those creators basically blew those games up. FNAF comes to mind. Minecraft had a lot of momentum and hype but it really exploded when grade schoolers were obsessed with it.This whole "box office launch sales period" obsession is Hollywood bullshit pushed by fucking retards that crippled the industry trying to monetize the fuck out of it ever since Candy Crush happened
I'm logging out
>>537970986>Conan O’raped
Who up stroking their hog rn
>>537970986never heard of it
Is my vgbae here
>>537971085shut up une
>>537971078Vivian my baker wife...
>>537971078cutest lala spotted
is it me
>>537970986I'm filling my aetherballs
>>537971085Gonna spend my night cranking it exclusively to sunnie+
>>537970458Log in... we'll play some co-op...
Generic nigger
should my lalaboy log in on final fantasy xiv online
>>537971145Chi?
((they)) edition>>537971164>>537971164>>537971164
>>537971078VL my /pet dump friend
>>537971078my wife in the middle
>>537970661wow the sports niggerball remark really got under your skinsorry not all of us want to worship niggers because theyre good at putting a ball in a hoop
>>537971032erm bwo? you just plapped a catboy...
>M8 normal>DNC>dies 200 times>starts the DP buff while alive but always let's timer run out>never moves out of AoEsOk I know they said they have a condition but at the same time... like... at that point, you shouldn't be playing MMOs in ENDGAME content and ruining the experience for 7 other people.
>>537970835someone edited them like that it's funny>>537970883holy>>537970908silly
>>537970949it didn't, after crystal in season 14 it cycled back to primal
>>537971246dont you have more cats to kill?
>>537971246When are you gonna bring my fiddie home
>>537970047Quis penemcustodiet ipsos peniumcustodes?
I sure love being a femlala in xiv
>>537971258Its normal bro, chill
>>537971595may i sleeve
>>537971258My experience wasn't ruined, I laughed the whole time
>>537971718Are you a hrothgar.......
>>537971061It still blows my mind the 4chan game minecraft I played back during indev blew up and now is a billion dollar corporate franchise played by millions of adults and kids worldwide
>>537970330I love watching FOB missions that shit is so nuts how normal players can beat cheaters I love it
>>537971595same
>>537971878Yes
