>The Deep of Night announced, coming September 11thhttps://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1961066321329652193>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1021>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>537922524
>>538008818Really bad fanart
>>538008818Really good fanart
ggI think this dog forgot how to make tornados
>>538006650Late ggs, got into another match right after that Ggs Hellstar
>>538009209just save an ironeye/raider/wylder ult when he starts turning all purpley and it's an ez phase skipgg btw
thank you for your service ironeye
>>538009461kek
gg raider and rev anons, sorry i had to go afk a fair bit... work was calling
>>538010298gg
>>537996961>>537996961>>537996961move to the real thread please
>>538011206even doe there's thousands of you and it's already full?
>>538008757I don't use any group passwords so it's probably just a rando. I should put erg in tho, i'll do that.
>>538011283
gg and sorry I missed the timing to stop his tornado
>>538011410They don't look like that
>>538011206poor guy
gg floorboyreturn the favor when I do it and cutie
>>538011664even doe its gennie culture stupid ergite newfig
>>538011668Anything for my wylder
>>538011754gennie culture is making fun of steppe people doebethewords
>>538011410Grotesque amerigroidisms.
gg dog
why don't you bump your own general with this quality content?
>>538011874yysbros...../ourgirl/ fell off..how do we recover?
>>538012015Ggs
How come there's people playing some version of the Deep of Night update? Is it a modded bootleg from available info or what?
>>538011754you killing yourself is gennie culture
>>538012116yep, a mod
>yys dethroned as the resident top Revenant threadbunny Is that she left bros?
its sad to think that if internet porn didnt exist you guys wouldve turned out normal
>>538012659>nyeko knyaightIsn't she a lipsy troon and got caught cheating her relics?
>>538012650Porn didn't do this to them. A lack of loving parents did.
>>538012737>she?
shut the fuck up
>>538012981Shouldn't you be in /dsg/ right now?
>>538012790Every person or stranger I saw looked down on me. Parents didn't love me and every person I tried to make friends with or get love from hurt me or used me because I tried so hard to please them. Not one close friend or lover or connection ever, just heartbreak and rejection and betrayal and judgement over and over again. Now I cannot and will not ever try again to approach others because it's impossible, and others of course will never approach me. I wish I could snap my fingers and kill everything because every being including God is evil and deserves to die. Existence itself is evil and there should be nothing instead of something.
>>538013354example a of someone that didn't get hugged by parents growing up.
>>538012659What the fuck does syrupy even mean in this context
>>538013354average revenant player mindset
>>538013354>God is evilGod was rejected in similar way, and understands this pain very well>Existence itself is evilI'm sorry you feel this way, but there is good in being
OH LAYLAAAAAAAAAA
>>538013354This guy mains executor btw
wylder SMOKEYraider SALTYduchess SWEETironeye BITTERrecluse NUTTY/BUTTERYexecutor UMAMIguardian SPICYrevenant SOUR
I thought I'd be able to keep my stacks after gifting the Grafted but I guess not, enjoy jello
>>538012872Based + my mistake I meant *xhe but got auto-corrected.
Why was the dog frozen at end and just staring at me.
gg hotdog
>>538013819No, I main raider, faggot. I have played executor one single time just to get a nightlord killed with every character
>>538012981What is even going on in the bottom half of this? >>538013239>not on the list It's over
>>538013903Did you kill real dog during the 3 dog segment? If you do the other 2 stand there idle and look at you and follow you with their eyes.
>>538014039dsg pics are so weird
>>538012737He posted them himself then got made fun of for it and hasn't queued again since then >>538013467Probably maple syrup>>538013764I wonder what happened to layla
>>538013845>recluse NUTTYsure will be once i'm done with her
>>538014162Based, xhe was like "yeah they're optimal bro" and not only did they not stack, they were cheated, dumb troon BTFO as usual.
why is sludge merchant like this
Sludgexisters... Why did we get caught jawbing and lying? Is it a cultural or racial thing?
>>538014423The war has taken its toll on him. 8 out of 10 people he knows irl were killed by people that look just like him.
>>538014054No, it was the real dog that just stood there took hits and died.
>>538014589>this drama againok, general is dead until depths, bye
>>538014616Night spells were mindfucking his ai. Have you not played ER before?
>>538014690You seem upset + lost bigly?
>>538014690Sludge is the one posting the interracial cuckshit retard.
gg
just have to say this here since I can't on youtube>streamer stuck for over an hour, literally screaming at the mic and smacking things>state observation I made>mod comes in>no backseating, or even "what I just did" 20 minutes ago>I dont post again til he beats the boss>chat starts backseatingso its fine when they do it. dick.been pissing me off since yesterday, have to say something.
>>538014690>depthskek
>>538014724I have never done proper sorcery playthrough in ER so idk how most spell works.
>>538014835gg duchess trio
>>538014835gg
>>538011874why me
>>538014934Fair enough. Watch the webm again and you'll see one of your teammates using a Night spell (dark blue) which specifically messes with enemy AI so they won't dodge it.Now, a normal dev would make the enemy not respond to the spell targeting, but From made it so enemies targeted by those spells do nothing. Not just ignore the spell, they ignore everything while the spell is active. Probably not how you'd want to do that if you were making your own game but this was an experiment to let newer devs at From get some real game experience so it has some... issues.
I'm gonna pee and then I'll queue
the fruits of our labor
I know that's the strategy the cheaters used on launch to farm clips but first time in 400 hours I actually got to try it, hope you had fun. I wish I'd gotten you a better spell for Adel though. Thanks for being a good sport aswell, V***ntine.
>>538015689I kneel.
What a blameless and upright gigadel
>>538016518gg ez serpent bow adel killsorry about messing up the phase interrupt, blew my ult too early
>>538016518smooth smooth
>>538009461Saved
>>538016626its fine I think that led into the stagger that kept him in phase 2 a little longer which is always a pro gamer stratI whiffed and used my ult on the first lighting spin in phase 3 and just ended up sipping the take damage gives hp physic to run at him
>>538015058just dsg culture that deserve its general dead, pay it no mind.
bros....chinks and sneedger figured it out...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRApBfcODZU
>>538017018its gennie culture doejeeit
pls queue for dog
>>538012630I am in this list and I voted myself.
>>538017292ok
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>>538017454even doe tgirls are /erg/ culture
>>538017373thanks, 2/3 everdog now
I really hate the explosion attack gladius does. I can not for the life of me get the timing down on the final line of explosions and it’s pissing me off
Ggs Duch/Rev, Gladius is too much of a spazzy shitter to get that weapon art off on him consistently without eating a lot of damage.
>>538017751i spam roll and sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't
>>538017308We know terr
>>538017512every culture has an underclass.
>>538018047I'd say troons are closer to a servant class than an actual underclass. Who do you think makes our threads for us when we are playing the game? Who bumps our threads with idiocy so we stay relevant? Our servant class does that for us. They don't even get a stipend for it.
hiii im joining the queue right nyow
>>538018427so you are saying that just as clean it up jannies exist so do bump it up troonies?hmm, perhaps I was too harsh
Augur bubble pulled me into the middle of the rain. The fuck kind of bullshit is that?
gg raiders
>>538018965Its like the scorpion and the frog. Some things are just designed to operate as what they are, and as such our threads get bumped and maintained by our servitors. We never asked this of them, they do it as functionaries.The eunuchs of the 900ad eurasian landmass and the eunuchs of the 2020s global culture are quite the same in the end. The only real difference is our modern day eunuchs don't have the political power of eunuchs in days past. Where political might used to hide only base supplication remains.
>>538019390ggs
One day I will actually install 4chX and set up filters, there will be 50 posts out of a 1000 post thread left
>>538019034And people call him the weakest ED.
you all deserve to be killed and erased from existence
>>538018427>>538018047>>538019484
>>538019676Crodie is talking about our serf class of poster.
>>538017454>>538017512>>538018047>>538018965My take is people here don't really hate trannies because if they did they wouldn't be here. I honestly believe this website sees trannie/troon said the most outta every website on the whole internet, it might be said the most in the whole world actually. Its for sure as fuck said more in a 24hr period then there are trannies in the whole fucking world. If you hate trannies so much then why are you in the place its mentioned the most?
>>538019763If your suicide rate is higher than your murdered rate there is an actual issue going on.
Don't queue if you don't main Rev.
>>538019763there are no trannies here tho
>>538020085shut up bitch I'm the Wylder here.1/3 2x EDs + Heolstorqueue up
>>538020227kys tide you're a brown loser pajeet who smells like curry and cowshit
>>538020023>>538020193To be clear I am a man and thank god every day I was born a man, my point is this website has 20,000 threads all running at once and you can go into anyone of them over a hundred posts control f trannie/troon and five plus posts will pop up, this website is obsessed with them
>>538020484(You) got me pressed
gg adele
>>538020484poor brony having another episode
gg dog piqf & pepeholy shit those retarded jump deaths at noklateo lmao, I was trying to close the gap with the marking skill and didn't fire fsr (twice)
>>538021013Gg Adelkittens.
>>538020768NTA but do you even know what that mousepad says>>538021074Get back in containment maggot we were finally rid of you for a while
>>538021013gg I expected three dogs, but holy doll with no holy spell gonna be worse for that anyway.
>>538021236uh oh he's getting upset now. I really hope /v/ isn't getting spammed with porn right now.
>>538021343Get the fuck back in containment before I cave your brown skull in
>>538020768you're still a faggot troon chaser so you should kill yourself anyway>>538021074you seem upset.
gg adel wylder & rev
>>538021343>I really hope /v/ isn't getting spammed with porn right now.I see you know your lore.
>>538021749ggs, erdtree avatar at lvl 3 had me doubting
>>538022004sorry, I just wanted to try it :D next time if I do that you can just ping something and I will follow
>>538019763Blacked porn is most popular in the deep south, the most racist places. Tranny porn is more popular among republican voters. These are known statistics that they put out, the overreactive expressions of hate are all a form of self shame, ashamed that they're aroused by these things.
>>538019484I can almost tolerate their existance when put in this light>>538019763you are my special little guy, who's my special little guy? you are! I'll see to it that they give you double rations this eve.
>>538022332yes yes, very good moshe, very good.
BAD DOGNOGET OFF THE COUNTER
>>538022539Pornhub puts out their statistics, man. Look at the deep south. Its just all blacked stuff. It's just a fact of the world.
>>538022332not where most of the black people are, noI see what you're trying to do though, and when you get to burn in hell over it, I'll feel bad for you as a person but it's for the best when you do this kind of shit, your soul is Ganges evaporate
>>538022658Raider ult rising bosses onto the counter is so funny
>>538022741Most racist states in the union. Cope.
>>538022714You know a lot of blacks live in the south right? They tend to love white women. Asian porn is big in asia, I know, its wild.
Who can say where the road goesWhere the day flows, only timeAnd who can say if your love growsAs your heart chose, only time
>>538023003this is so edgy I love it
>>538022741You think difference of ~10% is causing this? The colors are misleading, the scale is only 0-30. There's barely more blacks on the south.
>>538022913did you read? it's for gay porngay texans like straight latinos and gay floridians like niggers
>>538023003>jump into ultalways terrible on wylder. Why the fuck did they put both black knives in hallways where they can't dodge you?!
>>538022223Good girl.
>>538022875Missing the forest for the trees to try and subtly be a fucking faggot. Try ivermectin for human use it'll clear your intestinal parasites out and you might get your mind back
>>538022714It hate when people don't understand statistics. This is RELATIVE to other states. So let's say 1 out of 100 people users watched blacked, but in the south it's 1.2 out of 100, that doesn't mean the south is obsessed with blacked porn. All the other categories more popular categories are likely FAR more popular.You know why there might be more viewers of blacked porn in the south? THERE'S A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE THERE, AND THEY WATCH PORN TOO.You post with such confidence yet you don't even realize you're revealing yourself to be a complete retard.
>>538022741>less blacks in florida than other surrounding states>>538023138>florida: BBC>>538022741>Michigan has as many blacks as florida>>538023138>Michigan: blowjobReally makes you wonder what's the difference between these states, because it isnt the number of blacks. Hmm. Maybe DeSantis would know.
>>538023284At the bottom is shows the relative difference. Alabama blacked is 91% more than other states. There are not 91% more blacks in Alabama. What's the other difference? Alabama is way more racist. This is known.
>>538022714I tend to believe most statistics, however I find it hard to trust any sort of data coming from pornhub or any other kosher business
>>538023576The schizoid mind thinks jews are pushing blacked porn AND are pushing statistics that work against them. Genius.
>>538023537Alabama has a huge black population. JAVs are big in Japan for a reason.
>>538023698Yeah. The statistics were already posted by the other coper. More, but not 91% more. It's very consistent. Grindr has said that their app spikes in activity when the RNC is in town. People who are ashamed of what they're into are the the most insistent haters of it, you see it literally fucking everywhere.
>>538023691I rather be a schizoid white trash rendeck or whatever other insult people want to call me than tolerate anything jewish in any capacity.
>>538023905>Grindr has said that their app spikes in activity when the RNC is in town.Any convention or event should, not just RNC, and not just for grindr. It's the perfect time to cheat on your significant other, really. You're in another city, in a private hotel room. No way to get caught.Don't get me wrong, there's plenty of in the closet republicans. But this statistic is just framed disingenously to dunk on conservatives.
>>538023921>reality doesn't matter as long as I can hold on to my biasesAnd you wonder why nobody takes you people seriously.
>>538023284Hes literally just being a faggot trying to force you into it because thats all they do>>538023380yeah half a mil in detroit and the other half mill plus across the state sure is alot compared to the 26+ mil down south where 1 in 2 black people live.Project your shame in a mirror and literally stop trying to do Satan's work because you get a lil cummie out of it. >>538023905>sexually blackmailed powerbrokers and their freak tagalongs suck and fuck eachother and other trafficked children/individuals who belong to the security state traveling sexual favors circus.I'm sure you love it, and you'd love to be there too!
gg, didn't even get to use my damn magic cause disc is op
>>538024152No anon, not just more. Not every convention crashes the fucming servers with the surge in activity. Not every event is "the superbowl of grindr". There is ONE event that exceeds all others, and it's a republican gathering.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13649291/republican-national-convention-grindr-dating-app-crash-milwaukee.htmlSquak all you want about misreading statistics, but even worse is assuming statistics must be misread without looking into it in any way. You're coping.
gg triple wylderI don't know how the dog grabbed me, I fucking dodged that shit, oh well
>>538022714>>538022741>>538023138>thread starts talking about hating trannies>mention website is obsessed with trannies>thread derails into talking about trannies with multiple graphs
>>538024257>my own stats I posted and wrong now that they've been explained to me!Its ok to be gay, you dont have to lash out out of shame like this.
>>538024168Its fine, I don't wonder such things, I know the reasons, mostly inconvenience. I just do my own thing.
>>538024551All quoted posts are about blacks, not trannies. Is your obsession with trannies causing you to hallucinate?
>>538024390Imma be real with you, and this does sound conspiracy-pilled, but this is more likely to a publicity stunt than anything else.Grindr gets to be on the news AND they get to slam dunk on a group of people that they probably all hate? 99% chance it's mega exaggerated at the very least.
>>538024693you think im reading those posts? I just got outta the shower and saw multiple graphs got posted
>>538022714>>538023380>>538024257>>538024551>>538023921big black kino is erg culture thougheverbeit
>>538024705>got a statistic? You must've misread it>you didnt misread it? It must've been a lie>you corroborate it? Publicity conspiracyFucking cope man. At a certain point you have to just accept that a fact is a fact. Its true for the blacked form statistics, it's true for pedophiles, its true for trannies, and its true for grindr. There is a very consistent statistical through line here; the louder your demographic is about having a group, the more likely you are to be into it and hate yourself for it.All this to say, the anon who said 4chan doesn't hate trannies is right. 4chan fucking loves trannies, thats why you can't shut the fuck up about them and think about them all the time and bring them up unprompted.
>>538024551Notice how one side says trannie and one side says troon.The lady (male) doth protest too much.
>>538024924>see graph>think: must be a pro tranny thing>it wasnt>get called obsessive for itDid you think this was a good defence? This just proves you're thinking about trannies unprompted all the time. You are an obsessed schizo.
>>538025127True enough about niggerworship lets talk about the real kino statistics
>>538025271Both sides of that conversation said tranny and niether side said troon. You didnt notice shit.
>>538025141A statistic from a biased source means nothing. This isn't from an independent body, a university, or anything like that.I doubt you'd believe statistics from biased sources that you don't like, either. Unless you're saying you WOULD believe breitbart or fox news or the heritage foundation to perform their own studies.
>>538025373
>>538025449I'm reading the back and forth. One side says troon with negative connotation, the other side says tranny and defends them.Seeing tranny used at all when 4chan uses troon is itself something to note.
>>538024561Then why am I not jerking it nasty to feet on genitalia like your data suggests ? Ah right because you broke your dopamine feedback on fucked up short term sexual rush and now have to apply your fucked up swelling brain's worldview to everything you interact with, you're a pervert either get the help you could use for addiction and dysfunction or, keep it yourself? I'm not your prop to get off on, We on the internet talking about elden ring and nightring aren't your audience to debase. You are somebodies' son and stimulate your asshole while looking at pictures of miquella getting his stretched out.
>>538025450Its only a bias if you accept a conspiracy. You're coping. Literally nothing would be good enough to convince you because you'd always default to imagining a new conspiracy to explain it away. You ever wonder why the party so obsessed with being against "groomers" and loudly anti pedophile is now the party doing everything they can to block the epstien files from being released? It's consistent everywhere you look. The loudest haters just hate themselves for loving it.
>>538025373>>538025560kill all japanese men (they are pedophiles)
>>538025579The back and forth was about blacks, anon. That guy randomly showed up and said tranny, and so did I who called him a retard for it. Everyone who disagrees with me is illiterate.>>538025685Every accusation is a confession.
>>538025789>inb4 pedophile statistics begin to get posted
>>538025853I know, but one side is saying a slur and the other side isn't when the slur is the normal usage on this website.Its fine if troony allies want to out themselves on 4chan, it was going to happen regardless in the end anyway. They as a group don't understand anonymity or why we desire it. They would have broadcasted who they are eventually anyway.
>>538025698>Its only a bias if you accept a conspiracy.This is my last reply because at this point I don't believe you'd be willing to concede anything, as you're not looking at this logically, and you can't logic someone out of a position they didn't logic themselves into.I'm not a conservative, I don't give a fuck about trans people or blacks or whatever. I just don't believe biased sources, that's it. I wouldn't trust Turkey to provide accurate reports on Armenia, because they fucking hate each other.In the same vein, I wouldn't trust LITERALLY THE GAYEST ORGANIZATION ON EARTH to accurately report on Republicans.Politics is making both you, and the tranny hating poster that always posts here, miserable.
>>538026126troon coded post
>>538026105>he said tranny instead of trannie instead of troon thus he is the real troon of the tranny that is the trannieSo like do I gotta say it in a certain order? Gime more tranniology oh great tranny supervisor
>>538012981That's poopa's face?
>>538026293A tranny cooked a plastic bag for hormones over this post ...
>>538026105They're both a slur, retard. And niether side said troon.
Americans were a mistake
>>538026126>I don't believe you'd be willing to concede anything, as you're not looking at this logicallySays the guy who just assumes statistics are wrong without checking? Who imagines a conspiracy to explain away facts he doesnt like? Retard alert.
ggGO DOGCATCH THE FRISBEEfrisbes do so much fucking damage to hot dog
Elden Ring?
>>538026769ggraider I wanted you to take the relic sword lol
>>538026769based and welcome to the great tranny BBC debate
>>538026994To this day I'm still curious who from dsg commissioned thisMy money is on gr***
>>538026126>bring up epstien>"this will be my last post"lmao at least we know how to make the glowies leave
>decide to do executors rememberance because why not>load in solo>forgot to reactivate itoff to a good start...
>>538026574
wtf wylder is not brown
I see the gennie, yet again, has nothing to do with ER or NR
>>538028206I mean its a dry spell until 9/11, the fuck you expect?
>>538028223roooooooooooar get up ironeye roooooooooooooooooar
>>538026896>>538026769GGMb, I was hesitating since I had the Tree spear
>>538028642Why would you hesitate between a wooden stick and a hydrogen bomb
2/3 all bosses except shitghur.
>>5380295073/3
2/3 both everdarks
Wylder, why did you disconnect in the middle of the Nightlord? You left both girls alone.
>>538028983Reforged stick sunk cost...
>practicing executor parries since I know all the enemies from ER anyway>its slow as fuck to clear anything>sword is glowing time for the 1 shot and move on>does 200 damage; 1/10th of the armored foe's hpThis feels like a bandaid for a build that can't do shit to knights when 90% of the late game enemies are knights. At least they didn't change how fast enemies turn so you can still freely backstab anything. Still feels really shitty in the end. Also, why doesn't half the stuff you'd expect to buff the Ictarus not buff it? How is the golden glow it makes not holy damage somehow?
>completed remembrance trash>fight libra in field>finally win but rain is here>lol you're on mountain now lol fuck your runes>just put the pad down until im fully deadi hate this game
>>538030543If you want to parry just play Wylder. You get a riposte after just one, get real follow up damage, and get to actually have a good kit on top of everything instead of using an entire ability and stance to do something anyone else can do but better with a small shield.
>>538030594You experience the defeat screen as all 3 of you die a mile from the floating tree expecting to respawn?That shit kills the vibes for the night for me. >>538030712For some reason I can't into parrying with a small shield. I even do the guardian steel guard like a parry doing the combo fast as fuck the moment they connect like a parry but I can't do it with small shields and that effete sideswipe movement. The gameplay of going into cursed sword stance and then own zoning something heavy is still fun, I'm just staggered at how weak it actually is or how it isn't holy. Its baffling.
>>538030715Ugly bitch
yall didn't tell me this nigga was revolver ocelot lmaocinema
Do any of you take your wife's son to the playground so she can go to the gym?Before you ask, yes she plays revenant.
>>538031150The entire remembrance is pure kino in itself and could have been its own game but is just a small substory in this one.I actually sat back and thought about his whole quest and the misremembered identity for a while after completing it. There's a LOT of meat on that bone to ponder about. Using the remembrance skin with the seppuku ash is peak roleplay.For anyone that played all remembrances did you guys notice how much Ironeye's current dilemma is a mirror of Executor's past? >sent on a mission to kill people>becomes ingratiated among them>delays mission for reason x>switches sides completely and does "the right thing">kills what is essentially a copy of himselfIts like poetry, it rhymes.
I have never found elden stars on a gladius or Heolstor run. This shit is rigged
>>538029518>>538030715trans coded characters
>>538032368his darkness outfit being a harpy eagle is 10/10. The devs really did their homework on this game.
>>538031597there does seem to be a lot of false memories going around with the nightfarers sins being vaguely hinted at the whole time, raider comes to mind of course he thought he was his opponent the whole time, or maybe iron menial just made him think that while he had no memories at all and went with itgot a clip I want to catbox but i've never mixed a different audio track (bury the light, which I had on during) with gameplay before
>>538032583>Rev not burning alive as well as the firewood ngmi
wait so why does executor turn into a werewolf then? aspect of the crucible: dog?
>>538028764It's all Duchess fault
>>538032859>there does seem to be a lot of false memories going around with the nightfarers sins being vaguely hinted at the whole timeTo the characters they seem to have some level of confusion going on but to the player it is obvious what is going on. Raider's twist is the only one that feels like a twist instead of a resolution. Executor is legitimately struggling with who he is as a person now, Ironeye is musing over killing the rest of the nightfarers, Wylder doesn't care about anything and only follows orders and propaganda designed for him. Guardian struggles with forgiving an unforgivable sin. Duchess keeps going back and forth on her fake russian accent and her real voice. Revenant doesn't even know what she is. Recluse is a good mother being told to be a cold mother and struggling with what to do. I guess the unifying principle behind the issues are that they have become titles. The recluse is supposed to embody reclusiveness but she's warm, Raider is supposed to raid and pillage, but he's actually soft hearted. The executor is supposed to execute but he couldn't do it until he had to do it to one of his own for the other. Revenant is supposed to be a cold heartless faux person but shows true emotion and understanding of the situations she sees around her. The characters are all lost in some sort of miasma of confusion and all being guided by their hearts in the absence of solid info telling them how to proceed. The sublime narrative culminates with all their good acts toward each other becoming something dubbed grace.
GG hotdog
gg normal dog twin bird and execto the other bird in the team, I don't know if you know this already or not, but the swordspear is a pure DEX weapon, it's fucking dogshit for guardian.
>>538028223Aww! Those are so cute! Where did you find that picture? Is that someone who just made their own or are they selling them?
>>538033703>Executor is legitimately struggling with who he is as a person nowWtf dude, these made up character classes have thoughts and memories?
>>538033825it's from a japanese fursuit maker but I think they just made it for themselveshttps://x.com/mochiri_work/status/1961432918792053060
How come holy weapons release light that's the color of cow urine?
>>538033576'Crucible' is the most primitive and primacy based protoreligious constructs in the ER setting. It is the name given to the first identifiable culture defining aspect said culture recognizes as unifying them or codifying what they are as a people. Hornsent culture revered horns as a symbol of primacy and their crucible was at their ancestral homeland, the erdtree cultures had their crucible where the erdtree grew. In ER you pick up various crucible talismans and eventually an all crucible talisman showing that some cultures or groups expand their understanding of crucible boons as universally understood. You might share a different culture from me but we both revere our ancestor religion of crucible worship. These types become crucible knights.For the executor he believes in the most primal and unified crucible of them all - the beast. Where as other crucibles favored the wing, or the claw, or the horn, or the tail he favors the whole beastly aspect those primacies exemplify. He is the beast inside all men when they are controlling their temperament. Instead of framing it as a control and then loss of control paradigm it is framed as a release of the true self when the 'man' of you can't get the same results. Its another in a long line of examples from the games showing that the best and most true form of a thing is it in it's totality as opposed to a specialized interest.
4 things left and three of those things are beat the last boss with X equipped or do XYZ afterwardsdone for today. had fun despite how much this game pisses me off lately. probably because I was solo lol, fuck randoms seriously.
>>538034607The many jeet contributions to this game
>>538034607in the 90s the sun was yellow
oi... queue up
never queue again ukonzaemon usu you shitter tranny
>>538034965>executor won't speak>spam hi gesture with him constantlyAlso, why is revenant's greeting in a male voice but her dialogue is in a female's voice?
>>538035018Is this terr? Only he would have a melty like this
>>538033703>The characters are all lost in some sort of miasma of confusion and all being guided by their hearts in the absence of solid info telling them how to proceed. The sublime narrative culminates with all their good acts toward each other becoming something dubbed grace.In summation, nightfarers are super cute and are a family and they should be happy forever. >>538034568>>538034898So cute...Some people are so talented. Look at them, they get to eat brother's bread...
>>538035234>In summation, nightfarers are super cute and are a family and they should be happy forever.Where we go one we go all, unironically.
quit being gay. final notice
>>538035229yes its me, also im black and trans
>>538035229>everyone that doesnt want to play with ukonzaeTROON is terr
>>538035356Found family...I love them all so much ; u;
>>538035018>>538035539Most gayest shit I've ever seen. Imagine seething this hard over another player and blaming your mistakes onto them.Ukonzaemon is an okay player. You're just letting us know you're a shitter yourself.
>these zero effort ai tier characters are my family
>>538036025Yeah they are all really well done. People liking them triggering you into contrarianism is great.
>muh AI badan unskilled engineer blames his tools
ukonzaemon gave me the cord once then we went to the valley and all got the twigs. then we all gestured. was pretty quaint. and no we had no use for them of course
>>538036180So is the woman in the flower whoever the corpse in the ending is?
>>538036129>>538036176Of course AI jeets defend this cow shit.
>>538035972stfu ukonzaemon you are abysmal
>>538036340uh oh the raskolniki is getting heated again. Poor guy.
>>538036302It isn't explained yet and will probably be a focus of the dlc. As of now I see 2 fences people are favoring>the corpse sitting is the flower woman because neither is explained>the corpse is the nightfarer since Ironeye uses his blade to kill his corpseIt really isn't explained yet, and there isn't enough on it to make an informed opinion.
>>538036340how to trigger niggas in one simple step
gg spicy dog
>>538036865The lore about what happened to create the night makes it look like some sort of trial was held over it and they lost and had to find a way to fix their problem themselves. That crypt under the hold has some statements making it look like the branch giving tribe chose to self police the instance after Marika threw her weight around and fucked them over for it. Whoever the flower lady is and whoever that corpse are appear to be linked if you read the stuff in the crypt but there's still a huge gap in what actually happened. The text only talks about what happened afterwards and the punishment for doing it, but not how the act itself was done or who was involved.
Did they nerf ed doggies or something? Feel a bit easier than before.
>>538008818Really korean fanart
>>538036176AI is bad because of theft, not because of inherent flaws that will be worked out over time.
>>538037737>great artists steal
>>538036356Not your boogeyman. Stop having a melty over the littlest of things, you look like a deranged troon.
>>538037801where's raider, ironeye, and executor
>>538037953why did they have to make him brown, he would be so cool as a japanese character
>>538036176>>538036921>jeets unironically think this looks good
>>538038041Probably off doing brotier bordering on homosexual stuff. But in a wholesome sam and frodo women will never understand type stuff.
>>538038101Solely to make his skin tone and his armor hue as close as possible to reinforce the armor as skin element.Hearing him speak makes you get that the skin is for the armor and nothing more. The guy has the thickest of brogues.
>>538037874Great artists aren't machines that commit infinite of cases of direct intellectual property theft. Artists are humans, and deriving experiences from your senses is an inherent part of being human. Machines are not human.
>1/3>3/3>1/3 ?
I think kyd and regigigas are okay players.I think pepe is skilled but frankly a bad person.
>>538037654The halo scythe deletes the dogs and we had two of them
>>538038480>infinite *pop* works
>>538037654No
I hate the dog boss and I will not be queuing for it
>>538038389you got blocked lil brogroid
>>538038389You blocked a cute cheater
>>538037801Aw them changing their hair is so cute. That's what I loved about Dungeon Meshi, Marcille changing her hair often. It's something that's missing in anime. I'm glad we get to see some of it with the different nightfarer skins. I always think about this song when I think of the nightfarers. I want to see a picture with everyone in clubbing outfits.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekauErew4Bs"This hell is better with you"
>>538038562name? for the tierlist, we're putting you in F tier
>>538038389you wisely blocked the russo. Or are him since he's here shitposting and he likes to infer that he stops people from playing when he doesn't.Either way it doesn't matter.
>>538038571wtf is duchess doing to that doll?
>>538038782Revenant tried to steal her husband-brother and this is payback.
>>538038149Troon coded characters.
>>538037931you are actually dogshit just stfu retard
>>538038675Recluse erotic.
>>538039027They aren't. You're just mentally ill :3c
>>538038141Jeet general jeet games jeet company
>>538039142nta but revenant is 100% troon coded.
>>538039232nta but no she isnt
>>538039142Trannies always identify as dolls. They collect them all the time. They're obsessed with them since they have no reproductive parts. Real straight men find dolls weird and creepy.
Does anyone else here like using blue weapons?
>>538039572They're just weapons people have to use
>>538008791Biggest lie told in human history btw
1/3 dead password bye
>>538039872Too busy playing silkdong
>>538039872It'll fill up after I'm done reading.
>>538011206>>538011661>>538011754>>538011874>>538012280>>538012450>>538012659>>538012737>>538012812>>538012981>>>/co/ntainment
>>538039872I been sayin bro no one here is gaming any more not even during prime hours even before silksong
>>538039872@yys@mush
>>538012981niggeru was such a wholesome and valid xister. I wonder what happened to him.
>>538039027
>>538040102I'd play but I'm on my way up north for the weekend.
>>538012981>>538013103>>538013239>>538013354>>538013573kill yourself warmpisstroon
>>538040028>>538040298uh oh ergie melty
>>538014690It’s going to be even deader when depths ruins all interest in the game you incredible retard.
>>538014589making compilations of every death in a run is insane behavior even if you don't like the person
>>538014589I just realized>Level 9WTF did you guys do? You can literally get to higher than this by bullying mobs and poison ruins
>>538022332>>538022714Sorry buddy, but this cope of yours hasn’t been true in over a decade. That stuff is popular among a very specific kind of “people” (being generous and calling them that). >PORNHUBLmao, nice job ignoring the significant black populations in those area that obviously love that shit, not even mentioning the fact that they consume porn at a disproportionate rate compared to everyone else.
>>538023003>Golden Vow>FMGS>Seppuku>Chilling Mist>teammates have already killed the boss by the time I'm done
2/3 ED gladius
wrath of gold is so dog shit, why did they have to put it on the erdtree seal
>>538025789sounds like they’re based to me
>>538011661how does he have a square af jaw doe
>>538027241meds
>>538041419I like it but the FP cost is insane
>>5380412063/3
>>538038331>coping this hard
>>538031597>>538032859>>538033703>>538034661>>538035234>>538037635I mean that’s a lovely headcanon and all but that’s all it is. Where are the facts to substantiate… any of this? There aren’t any.
>>538040818>missing the contenxt>clearly bothered Good, very good. >>538040914Idk ask shifty? Connection issues if I had to guess.
>>538038675>Marcille changing her hair often. It's something that's missing in anime.it is? im pretty sure i remembered it being a thing there too. but yes it is a nice detail.
>>538040974Everything already addressed. Cope and seethe.
>>538040818Learn the lore newfag. Sludge started talking shit to Shifty and got BTFO and caught lying.
>>538042130>HEH GUYS LOOK AT HOW RETARDED I AM>this looks... retarded?>heh... all according to keikaku,....
>>538024168>this coming from the people who skirt around crime statistics and anything else that’s inconvenient to them with a million different nonsensical explanationsgood one
>>538042423>Seething in caps Heh...
say his name
>>538042423>HEY GUYS I'M A CLUELESS RETARD BUTTING IN Fixed that for you. You seem upset btw
>>538042320Not an argument. You lost.Dilate.
>>538042646Ace merchant
>>538042523You not understanding is not the same as nonsensical. This is a self report.
>>538019763>>538020606>>538025141Not sure how or why you thought you had a point here. If you haven’t noticed, those freaks are a protected class on the rest of the mainstream internet and saying anything bad about them usually results in some form of ban or censorship. This place is the same, but not nearly as consistent. Thus, people vent about them here. Same thing with the other protected classes and forbidden lines of thought (racism, sexism, etc.). It’s pretty simple.
GG doggy
>>538040914Game crashed then connection issues getting back in
>>538043127gg hotdog
>>538032290 (me)>>538039027 (me)haha silly me i meant to reply to these posts here >>538028223 >>538031013 >>538031150 >>538031608 >>538034898 >>538037953
>>538043405Why? Because he has a wound on his belly and there was thatCrucible Knight who killed himself?
>>538043067>I'm a victim! I cant say what I want, free speech!!Were you banned? Did you get arrested? People not laughing when you make a fool of yourself isn't prosecution, get the fuck over yourself. No one is a protected class. You can say tranny and troon on twitter but cant say cis.
>>538042646lmao i remember that game, he was fight a magma wyrm i think?
>>538042946>didnt job not ace
>>538042314Yeah it doesn't happen to often unless they have like a dress up scene or a fancy dinner scene. With Marcille she was just changing her style just because and it was never addressed as notable and I thought that was so cute.
>>538038675>Marcille changing her hair often. It's something that's missing in animelmao
>>538044295Based.
>>538044295Look at her, she's so adorable. I need to grow my hair out again.
>>538044452revsissies are so fking cute bros
>>538044640No they aren't
>>538044550>>538044584Keep away from my beautiful wives
>>538044895>538044895Tumblr ahh nose
>>538044942You dont know what tumblr nose is. Tumblr nose looks like an animal crossing character.
>>538044895I'm taking inspiration from their hairstyles, I don't want to have sex with them.
>>538043807>Were you banned? Yes. Or rather not me but everyone else. >No one is a protected class. >You can say tranny and troon on twitterYou don’t use social media. Don’t embarrass yourself and speak on things you don’t know anything about. Dilate your axe wound or something but don’t waste my time being a disingenuous faggot. No more attention for (You).
bg
Sorry Wylder, I did not get a single good staff that entire run
>>538044895>>538045145Zelda has no personality to justify being compered to Marcille.
>>538045385She has a gigantic ass doe
>>538045382np gg
>>538045382Use pebble den doe kek
>>538045215>Yes.>but actually nolmao fucking retard. Didn't read the rest.
Does recluses staff have bad scaling? That's what erg told me
>>538045757It's weaker than the other staffs.
>>538045385You just cant soend 20 years trying to save someone and not get attached. Zoomers could never understand the bond, never felt the push of two decades of adventure pushing behind catching her at the end of TotK.
>>538045837why?
gg you twofucked up how the best spells our rev got was crucible horns and flame of frenzy lol
>>538046040Because it just is okay???
>>538045860She says nothing noteworthy nor is fun to be around with in TotK. This is why Midna stands out so much despite being the standard snarky companion.
>>538045215You blew his brown asshole out well done>>538045860Zoomies are the ones keeping the franchise alive lol
>>538011939>shit taste and low testWhew lad.
>>538046142horns is decent its just hard to land on the dogs
>>538011410Me and anon after we get BBLs
>>538043750Mostly because he looks like a woman but sure those too
>>538042952I understand you’re a retard and you all probably have the equivalent of brain damage going on in your heads. Can’t have it both ways bud. Stats don’t lie.
>>538011410Not big enough.
>>538046296>ape brain and low IQ>claiming others have shit taste yikes! How embarrassing.
>>538038338Machines are better. They're better calculators even though numbers are a human construct. Acting like art is some sort of indefinable abstract is wrong.
>>538046184>>538046276Zero taste
>>538047032"Numbers" are a human construct, but amounts are not, counting is not. It's not the same thing.
terrsenslugmaxisters... Gaping Dragon was too strong.
>>538036176this looks like facebook boomer slop
>>538047271Yeah it is actually, sorry lad.
>>538043067
>>538038338I agree overall but when you say “commit infinite of cases of direct intellectual property theft“ you mean it wholesale ripping off art styles?
gg rev and bird
>>538047703It's not. Two apples are still two distinct objects even without a human to count them or label them with a number.
>>538047703how do you explain water being h2o? there has to be 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom. the concept of 2 and 1 is obviously built in to that, and the entire universe in so many other ways. what the hell are you even trying to say?
>>538048295gg hotdog
>>538048348okay but do any animals know that buddy hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>538048214He means ai models are only created by initially stealing art and feeding it into their machine without artists' consent. AI models can literally only exist via theft, the legitimate avenues of building a model database are just too small to make a decent model.
>>538048425this nigga clipped fishing pve LMFAOOOOOOOOO
>>538048425god i miss ds1
Revenant should get a ranni and miquella outfit but all the niggers in this thread would say otherwise
>>538048797I think that would be cute!
>>538048797woodchipper now
>>538048613It was a nice stab.
>>538049131your grappling hook, bro?
>>538049131there's nothing impressive about fishing pve retardclipping this shit is so embarrassing
>>538049409>>538048613go back to dsg schizo
even doe you killed it
>>538049131I never mastered that backstep thing. You have to separate the turnaround input from the roll input and I usually end up rolling back.
>>538049485>everyone who disagrees me with is dsgstupid faggot
a duchess just hard carried us through ed adel. how? i thought all duchesses were useless
>>538050061Duchess mains are used to carrying a lot of extra weight.
gg dog duch & exec
>>538050208wtf
>>538050061You're thinking of Reluse's or Recluseless if you will.
>>538048425cute
>>538048425It's not too late to delete this cringe Vit
>>538050396based
>>538048987Putting my pee pee in revenant
>>538050205you know you're mentally ill right?
>>538051216Yeah? What are you going to do about it?
>>538048987Which skin would you use?
>>538051376nothing, i'm just glad you know that you're a broken person.
>SLUUUUUUUUURP>*POP*>MWAAAAAHHH! I LOVE RIMMING WYLDER'S HAIRY SHITHOLE!
YURM IT UP YURM IT UP SLURMY YURMS!
queue for everdarks saar
guys we hyave to defeat de es ge
actually dsjee has to defeat usthey have to beat us ergibrogiyogis
>>538051768>guy posts this every thread and its he most disgusting, ugly, repulsive thing anyone has ever seen, with a big onscene dick>no one cares>I post a very tame pic fully clothed and normal pose, with a small understated bulge>thread has a meltyWhat's with the double standard?
>>538052150I jerk off to both how about that
>>538051207Good boy!>>538051216No, no it can't be...Me? Mentally ill? But I hornypost and shitpost all day on the internet and play video games all day. That has to be normal well adjusted behavior. Everyone knows lowercase anons are the most mentally ill and unstable individuals. >>538051376Hey! Don't pretend to be me! Unless you were trying to get corrected, then by all means pretend to be me. >>538051478That's a tough call. Miquella because amazing long hair and so cute, but I love big hats and fur coats...I guess I'd pick Ranni at first until I got bored and wanted cute femboy skin. How about you?
>>538052397>How about you?Faraam Wylder, always.
how do we defeat dyee eyss gyee??????!
>>538052513Cute! I have the DS2 special edition with the big boy statue thing of him. Fur cape...hnngg I wanna run my fingers through it.
>>538052397what are your goals in life, if you even have any? you're going to be poor, unloved, and forgotten if you keep doing this
>>538052693DS2 sucks and I've never played it. It's just the best skin, the armor slaps.
I only carry poison shit pots into night 3 if I dont trust the two others not to 3bar. I never feel the need to carry shit pots with people like GOD merchant and slugODma on the team.
UMM YURMY YURMY SLURMY YUH YUH UNFFFF NIGHTREIGN AAH
impregnating miquellas fertile asshole
>>538053201dont they both cheat? or was that sneedger pretending to be them
zuk it upterr it downyem it leftace it rightand slugma it aroundand sus it up
>>538053436Fertile because of all the gut bacteria?
>>538053201I'll pick them up if we're passing the ruins but i have never pinged poison ruins just to get some
>>538053646layla it up and then maddy it down
>>538053646terrorists...your response?
>Relic damage effects such as bonus damage on guard counter would have to be somewhere in the +40% to 50% area to compete with lol flat ~15% damage bonus from evergaolWho designs this shit
>>538053649miquella is a demigod, he doesn't poop or have bacteria
so how many of you guys actually play sloppen ring, or nightslop? or are we all dark souls chads here
Black Blade Kindred is the hardest field boss.
I like evergaols. kek
>>538054161the tornado is a rapist attack
>>538049485Hit the nail on the head>>538051768>>538052150>>538052397All are made for servicing Wylder
>>538054161He's the most dangerous but Deathrite without the proper tools is insufferable
everdarks/heolstor 1/3
>>538054161he's a hard boss if you don't know how to dodge telegraphed attacks
>>538051839>>538052027>>538052145>>538052593>>538053274>>538053646>>>/co/ntainment
>>538054929By that logic all bosses are the same difficulty.
its getting yurmy in here
gg dog revenants
>>538054536On the other hand Death Rite at lvl 3 if you have sacred oath and one holy water urn is free purps
>>538054916even doe da queue is instant?
2/3 EDs heolstor
hey who shit my pantswas it you dsg
>>5380560432/dree? even doe dere are dousands of us?
>>538056323dsg'ers when they see shit: YERMMY YERMMY MEAL TIME
>>538052823Thank you for worrying about me cutie <3 I'm doing just fine though. I have money, a home, friends, family. The only thing I'm worried about is losing more people I love. >>538052953First of all how dare you, second of all that's true it's a fantastic skin. >>538054529>Servicing WylderFor real. He's my perfect husbando that needs daily drainings...
>>538056597are you the duchess slut anon
>>538056975no that's the troon who ERPs as the female nightfarers and has done so since release. xhe rp'd as recluse, duchess and now revenant. all the same persontrump cannot enact TTD soon enough man
dsg is sending their best btw.
Rando queue is still unplayable on PSN.What good are Noklateo and gaols if you die within 1-2 minutes of the fight?Ironeye clicked the door opening button even though we were all there, so I couldn't give the team invisibility that I've been saving for this moment, and before dog was at 80% they were both down and I had to pick them up. I honestly don't get rando Raiders. Why not use the 'refuse to die' button? And players who choose Ironeye and refuse to dodge.
>>538056597slap your balls.
even doe theres thousands of ushttps://steamcharts.com/search/?q=dark+soulsergies are freaking out rn
>>538057990You sent your best and failed
>>538049485>>538050205>>538051768>>538052150>>538056597posts made by mentally ill men who chopped their dick off
2/3 erg queued all bosses
>>538058335nah, these are all "gock havers"
>>538051768>wylder'sraider's*
Sorry exe bros maybe elonoras poleblade art isnt the best in that fight, takes a long time
gg adel
i should have played more defensively and gotten my ult again to res you guys. sorry exec bros.
>>538052397>Good boy!Can you call me a good boy when I give you an under the desk blowjob while you play nightreign?
>>538059053>>538059168steamies? for the blocklist obviously
>Adel slams into me during phase transition when he's spazzing outOkay that was still my fault but I didnt even know he could do that
>>538059243even doe you sent your best doe
We tried our best exec bros, but damn those dogs hit hard and I got no good holy drops
>>538059264yeah, that's a very annoying "attack"can't wait to get oneshotted by it on depth 5
I refuse to believe there will be ED bosses in the Deep of Night...
Is gremlin a tranny?He plays revenant too.
>>538059839yes
>>538056597given that you post anime porn all day every day, i somehow think that you're lying about all of that
>>538059839no
>>538058772they'll probably chop it off sooner or later in their pursuit to become a woman all jews must die for enabling and funding these mental disorders
I did zero damage, sorry girls
Ignore and report shitposters.Elden Ring.
>>538059634If they really want to make the game fun again it should beDay 1 Boss = Nightlord balanced for 1 playerDay 2 Boss = Standard NightlordDay 3 Boss = Everdark Nightlord balanced for 1 playerDay 4 Boss = Standard Everdark NightlordDay 5 Boss = Deep Everdark Nightlord
gg threedog
>>538060407shitposting is gennie culture doe
>>538059839I hope, I want to collect as many cute trans revenant players as I can.
>>538060891Shut up, mushtide.
>>538060650go back to where there's thousands of you.erping isn't gennie culture, it's cancer.Elden Ring Nightreign.
>>538060953Not me
>>538061070your a minority here we're mostly gay here
>>538059839do trannies play duchess and recluse
>>538055198>>538055958>>538056323>>538057990>>538059306>>538060650>>538055024
>>538060953You got me
People playing Gigadel right now are completely clueless. I just had to kill Adel from 50% health after both of my teammates 3-barred. It's just like in the first week when no one knew what they were doing.
>>538061178quality over quantity doe
>>538056597>>538057350>>538059634>>538060272This is so true and factual…
>>538061232If you're bored of destroying everything with /erg/, now is the time to carry some scrubs against the easiest everdark.
>>538060891>>538056597>>538059306>>538054529You need to be thrown into a vat of hydrochloric acid and get disintegrated alive
gg gigadel
YURM SOULS
i look like this and 3 bar like this
>>538062004Will you be my wife?
ELDEN YURM
>>538061680i think i fixed it now but my analog stick was bugging out that whole game also i wasnt paying attention and died in the rain after day 1 and wasted my free revive and had a max hp curse hehehe
>>538062004Is this porn? It feels like it.
>>538062187everything is here. place is full of degenerate trannies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrWmhBRvXqk
>>538062004>"oooh nooo i can't get up i need some big swarthy nightfarers to come p-POUND me repeatedly!~ (so I can be revived)"so that's why you 3 bar... it never was a skill issue
>>538061968>>538062004>>538062105>>538062163Get the fuck back in containment before I cave your brown skull in faggot
>>538062484i'm not brown doe i'm transparentyurmy yurmy slurmy souls mmmmmm unnnffff yurm my sloppen ring
>>538062472>>538062591Shit yourself and die troonoid
>>538062647but yurmy slurm i'm not a troonoid i'm a transparent genderless humanoid made of slurmy souls!
>>538058335>fetishize dick bulge>"you chop your dick off!"No? Obviously.
>>538063090they get post op regret
why is this guy obsessed with trains
>>538063184You know most troons dont get srs, right?
stellar thread tbdesu
gg dog. i upgraded that stupid last rites straight sword whatever the fuck its called to legendary thinking it would be pretty good for the fight especially with the buff. that wouldve went a lot faster if i had just used ordovis instead
Gg gigadel
>>538063245gg
>>538063261how would you know that xir
>>538063386Because I can read and I'm not a schizoid retard.https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/u-s-gender-confirmation-surgery-19-2016-doctors-say-n762916>But less than 0.5 percent of those procedures involved the genitals, according to the survey of 703 doctors released on Monday by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons.This is probably confusing to a retard who sees 19 and 0.5 and wonders how that happens. Gender surgery can be facial plastic surgery, a boob job, anything. Half a percent of gender surgeries are srs. Actually its even less than that, because this just stipulates "involving the genitals" which would include like, a regular man getting a punishment extension surgery or something.
>doing randos since I don’t want to lean on erg anymore and want to get better>anytime I get Maris or grafted the chinks just sit run to the final ring and never get me any stacks>they always fucking 3 bar by half hp hot dogI guess I’m getting my wish but Christ the average player is mentally retarded or a brat
>>538063335Why use Golden Epitaph over Ordovis when they're both 50/50 physical holy damage?
>>538064041you seem to know a lot about trannies xir
>>538064041>punishment*penis. Fuck autocorrect.>>538064134Being trans doesnt give you some secret link to statistics. Troons dont know what percentage surgeries happen in any better than we do. You're just a retard who makes assumptions and doesn't look it up.
>>538064041this guy definitely jerks off to dick girls
>>538064324xir you're getting your tranties in a bunch
>>538064345Yes. Do you think I should be ashamed, like you?>>538064431Sorry you got btfo.
>>538064042The average nightreign player is incredibly fucking bad. I've done a ton of randos recently just to try and see if the day 1 nok memes were real and my fucking god. They ping and head there level 1 and if they don't get anything they just fucking leave the match. They're so god awful and carried by grafted that they are incapable of playing the game without it. I can SOMETIMES lead people to a somewhat normal day 1 but it's usually not very pretty. I did a run earlier today on rotted forest where some dumbfuck pinged to go there at level 6, I pinged the castle, he ran right by it as me and the other guy were heading into the basement and proceeded to die not once, not twice, but three times before quitting the match. He'd die, revive, go back, and repeat. On day 2 when me and the rando went there I found out he was jobbing to the erdtree avatar. Why.
>>538064774Queue with me bjark I swear I'm good
>>538064748you typed a bunch of nothing that no one cares about, who got btfo exactly xir
>>538064774please gen miq holding hands with viewer
>>538064748>Do you think I should be ashamedwell lets put it this way, in 60-ish years your bloodline will cease to exist and mine will carry on pissing on your grave.
>>538064774I'm horrible at the game but I'll erp with you in exchange for an everdark carry.
>>538065067You talk about it a LOT for someone who wants to pretend he doesn't care.>>538065189I already have a 16yr old kid, chud. Cope more.
queue up for everdarks please!!
>>538065483is that a komodo dragon
>>538065345>16yr old kidsorry i was generous with the 60 years. he'll probably any hero before 30 with a tranny dad like you guiding him
>>538065345you wrote paragraphs doe
wait mohg looks like that?!
The average /erg/ player is incredibly fucking bad. I've done a ton of /erg/ que recently just to try and see if the Goalcrutch memes were real and my fucking god. They ping and head to the gaol level 1 and if they don't get anything they just fucking job to the NL. They're so god awful and carried by gaol crutch that they are incapable of playing the game without it.I can SOMETIMES lead people to a somewhat normal day 1 but it's usually not very pretty. I did a run earlier today on rotted forest where some dumbfuck pinged to go gaol at level 6, I pinged the castle, he ran right by it as me and the other guy were heading into the basement and proceeded to die not once, not twice, but three times before quitting the match. He'd die, revive, go back, and repeat. On day 2 when me and the /erg/ tourist went there I found out he was jobbing to the erdtree avatar. Why.
>>538065548no its a dog
>>538065553You think I have a 16 year old and I'm under 30? Or are you just retarded at math.>>538065596I dont pretend to not care, like you're trying to.
>>538065694bark
>>538065731i care deeply about baiting responses from you xir, you're a funny dancing clown
>>538065731he's saying your kid will ACK before age 30
Staying on topic challenge: impossible
>>538064774>>538065001>>538065218>>538065483>>538065624Throw yourself to a pack of hyenas and get mauled alive you worthless maggotYou are a disease on this general
>>538066006You obviously weren't, you said 60 years before the kid and then changed it to 30. You're just an absolute retard and dont know how to do math.>>538065927Fun cope that definitely is only ever said by people who were correct and never ever a grasp when you've run out of things to say
>>538065483Stop posting this before I break your hands you weird faggot
>>538066326what do you mean by that xir?
>>538066326how are you a boomer failing this bad at reading comprehension
>>538066263Mostly fine general btw. >>538062484Based user of my insult the /dsg/troon is crying.
it's funny imagining the kind of slightly obese flyover state white trash with ugly potato wives posting here about hating trannies daily
>>538066263it's literally like 2 people constantly arguing with themselves nonstop for years
>>538066326this is Ace?
>>538066538Cope.>>538066487Ooooh sorry, you said "xir" instead of the correct slur so actually that means you're a tranny now, sorry I dont make the rules.
>The average /erg/ player is incredibly fucking bad. I've done a ton of /erg/ que recently just to try and see if the Goalcrutch memes were real and my fucking god. They ping and head to the gaol level 1 and if they don't get anything they just fucking job to the NL. They're so god awful and carried by gaol crutch that they are incapable of playing the game without it.>I can SOMETIMES lead people to a somewhat normal day 1 but it's usually not very pretty. I did a run earlier today on rotted forest where some dumbfuck pinged to go gaol at level 6, I pinged the castle, he ran right by it as me and the other guy were heading into the basement and proceeded to die not once, not twice, but three times before quitting the match. He'd die, revive, go back, and repeat. On day 2 when me and the /erg/ tourist went there I found out he was jobbing to the erdtree avatar. Why.
>>538065345>>538065731>>538066326What’s the point in lying so brazenly like this where did your life go wrong man
>>538066810is your kid sad that you jork off to troons and 3bar to castle boss
>>538066810but what are you talking about xir
>>538066326ESL?
>>538053201Neither of those 2 are good players, though.
>>538066975>>538066989>>538067104>>538067190lmao seething
>>538057935How'd you know I'm into that? It's so hot and hurts so good especially with a cage on...>>538059169It's been a long time since someone went down on me, but in this context it sounds super hot. You sure can. I'll run my fingers through your hair and tell you that you're such a good boy for keeping me calm while I lock in. >>538061175lol of course we do anon. I'm trying to get my Recluse numbers up, but I'm bad with her. I'm too used to Duchess casting faster so I get caught out a lot as Recluse casting a lot slower than I'm expecting. At least her dodge feels amazing. I thought she had the lowest iframes from a long time, but someone here said she has the highest I think? It makes sense, it feels great. These are my generalist builds for these two. As much as I love my Recluse one, I kinda want to swap to my Gravity build since I get Gravity Well like every game and it does so much damage and tracks like crazy.
>>538067284i think u embarrassed yourself here lil gup :)
I need to turn my brain off even harder.
>>538064774>>538065001>>538065218>>538065672shut up
gg gigadel again. queued for all but game wont give me anything else
>lmao seething
>>538067495>>538067673gg gigadel
>>538065001painfully mid at best
gg horse
The loot on that hotdog run was ridiculous for me on Recluse
>>538067309I'd go down on you in a wholesome or unwholesome way any day. But only if you start calling me a good girl too.
>>538067606Don't you hardjob to everdark Libra? LMAO! Shitter alert.
>>538068104black blade sucks, where is your triple rings
>>538068104very nice
>>538067495>>538067692>post art with a dick bulge>REEEEEEEE!!! TRANNY TROONER!!! CHOP YOUR DICK OFF!!!!>you know trannies mostly dont even do that right>TROOOOOOON HOW CAN YOU KNOW THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE>statistics>T-TRANNY!!!!! YOU LIKE DICK, TRANNYYYYYY!!!!!!>yeah? Obviously, that's what started this.>T-TRANNNYYYYYY REEEEEEEEEEEE TRANS TRANNY TROOOOON REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!Yeah, I'm definitely coming away from this feeling real embarassed. How could I stand against such intellect? You really showed me.
>>538066293no i don't think i will>captcha: XW0NT
now that the dust finally settled, was sneedger a dsg agent?
>>538068438It only happened one time and it was because I was playing Raider and tried using his 2HR1s (the moveset is nigh unusable)>>538068768No.
>>538068742>incoherent troon babbledidn't read
queuing for hotdog rot forest
>>538068742Who are you quoting?
So which Nightfarer is getting Lapp's set?
>>538068742xir this is a wendy's
>>538069125duchess
>>538068937>>538069134>LITERALLY just more "reee youre trans"lmao seething.
>>538067309>>538068367>>538068742>>538068758these posts were made by lonely, fatherless troonoids who will -ACK themselves soongod willing it will be extremely painful
michael sloppy owes me an elite knight wylder skin for his remembrance debacle
>>538069340elite knight is reddit we want a black knight skin (single best fictional suit of armor in fiction)
>>538068742im pretty sure >>538066975 is referring to your claim that you’re a dad which is in fact embarrassing given what you just shared
>>538069891he already has 2 edgelord costumes
gg triple bird
ggs birdbros, we pecked that dragon to death
What build is duchess supposed to be?Dex or int?What is it? Isn't recluse the resident staff user?
>>538070157>>538070205now do everdark gladius
>>538012630Shifty sucks ass though?
>>538069891I would wear that.
>>538070489duchess is a spellsword who leans on spellsrecluse strictly uses spells
>>538070489She's a spellblade, so magic and meleeUse magic until your fp runs out then go into with melee and for the love of god dont dual wield daggers
>>538069928Yeah I definitely care about your review
>>538070205uhhh birdbros, where are your greatshields? steam ids? for the shieldless list.
>>538070774>>538070780Every caster character is a spell blade when it runs out of FP
>>538070489she's built like the equivalent of a moonveil shitter from base ERbut really it's just safer to sit back and spam stars of ruin or whatever
There's actual real women (not troons) in this general. I know this because I've seen you negroes play (Hint: it's not due to character choice)>>538070532I'd be down for it (tomorrow)
>>538071041recluse doesn't run out of fp unless you're incredibly bad
>>538070850just saying you should learn to read, retard
>>538071278Why dont you read deez nuts
>>538069219xir don't get upset this is a gaming thread
pidser then queuing again
>>538071041Wrong because recluse and revenant aren't supposed to melee and they're not supposed to run out of fpDuchess can use a myriad of weapons that have the nightlord weakness, but in some cases like adel and fulghor you're free to use magic since they're easy and not resistant to magicCarian slicer works the best on her
>>538071165I don't NEED real women in my video game communities, I need men. I have a wife and her son.
>1/3Daddy needs his daughter-wives to queue!
>>538071853>recluse and revenant aren't supposed to melee and they're not supposed to run out of fp The FP bar isn't that big, of course you run out of FP. How is revenant supposed to Regen fp?
Duchess, wylder and guardian have no reason to exist.
The real upside of Sixth Sense is the confidence you get from being 1shot proof, and not the cheating of death itself. When shit goes south it's much easier to stay composed when you know that even if you mess up, you have a safety net, and that's more valuable than the safety net itself.
>>538068367Oh what a fun surprise. You're so beautiful anon, such a pretty face with nice soft lips that would look much nicer wrapped around my parts. Now come here and show me who's a good girl. It can be our pre-nightlord fight ritual...
>>538071973shut up mushtide
>>538072270Duchess is the safest caster, Wylder has to exist as vanilla, Guardian exists for contrarians.
>>538072689I always have confidence because I believe in the power of friendship and know my teammates will revive me if I mess up.
wow, we gaped the fuck out of super adel. ggs.
>>538071451*jizzes on ur car*
Queueing for any boss that isn't Everdark.
>Staring at the Duchess with a meteor staff as Recluse
>>538072921That's fine and all, but 90% of the time it's me who has pick them up or solo the Nightlord because they both 3 barred within the first two minutes.
>>538072918>contrarians*Dravidians
>>538072061If you have a bunch of maximum FP relics you pretty much cant run out of fp, +3 seals and gigapests relics is all you need reallyYou forget duchess' loot pool isn't caster based unlike revenant and recluse, those two should never run out of fp because their main source of damage is casting spells>>538072698>>538071973You should kill yourself expeditiously
>>538069891Fictional within fiction??
>>538073246>If you have a bunch of maximum FP relics you pretty much cant run out of fp, +3 seals and gigapests relics is all you need reallyBut you also need to equip the ever gaol relic and then you have no +max HP relics and therefore you get 1 shot.
Queueing for all normal bosses.
>>538073471>Damage negation at full HPIt takes one slot to solve that problem
>>538073678awoooooooga humina humina
>>538073471You don't need hp relics for a caster, just use defensive passiveAnd y'know not getting hit helps
gg hotdog wylder and raider
>>538073945ggs
GG ez dogsbtw recluse why didn't you want the Golden Order seal?
>>538068742Wow faggot you really sucked that fucking cock and got immuno efficiencies to where common colds kill you, but you did it like my favorite comic strip character mallard filmore Or Doonesbury between disrupting your asshole's integrity
Before playing Bloodborne, I got my first impression of it off gameplay I saw on Youtube, and I thought of it as "that Souls game with, huge, inflated numbers". I think they're trying to turn Nightreign into "Elden Ring, but it's actually Bloodborne" because you've got random seeds (chalice glyphs), relics (bloodgems) and the Deep of Night mode (chalice depths), except that you don't get to deal a gorillion damage back.
>>538074039All my items where magic damage oriented and sorcery. It's just much better to focus on either magic damage or holy damage.GG btw.
>>538074389HOLY FUCKING GIGAHYPERKINO MOVE THANK YOU ISHIZAKI FOR BLESSING US BY KEEPING IT IN THE GAME
>everyone hates boss runbacks and is tired of the reused assets>make game that's a 45 minute boss runback with reused assetsbravo fromsoft
helsley was tipping his pitches and changed his mechanics but it aint working. will probably end up costing the mets elimination
>>538073731That's not a relic>>538073923Not getting hit isn't an option. That's why everyone hates revenant mains.
>>538073678I gave up. Nobody came.I'm uninstalling Nightreign, I can't keep up with Everdark bosses, nobody plays normal bosses, and devs want to add even harder content than just Everdark.I'll go play Silica or something.
>>538074725hey buddy I think you got the wrong door>>538074779D tier shitter detected
>>538074779Its only been 10 minutes dude calm downI can queue for heolster or fulghor in a bit if you want
>>538074690the real blackpill is that they didnt reuse enough assets
>>538074779Everdark bosses aren't that bad. I'm pretty shit at ER and NR but I can still win matches against ED bosses consistently with /erg/ without even two barring.
>>538074962Too late, I uninstalled.>>538075043I already struggle against normal bosses, I never carried my weight against Everdarks.
>>538072698Stop you're making me blush... Shame I'll never be able to do such a pre-nigntlord ritual with you... I would've loved a reward from you when we clear...
heolstor/ed gladius 2/3
>>538074779sure I can carry you if you'd like
>>538075195Slit your throat open and die choking on your own blood you maggot
>>538075164I could do that for you easily unless it's everdark Libra, nobody could carry against him, except maybe a god-tier Ironeye.
>>537995735Trvth. How the hell is it already September…
>>538073678Queue to ride this cock you fucking slut
>>538075917Nah, I just...>play FFXIV>been wanting to reach the Golden City for weeks now, since I got to the expansion>got cockblocked by story, the gate is sealed>move to Abiotic Factory>accidentally scrap my best weapons, losing very valuable (if not unique) components, no clue where to find them because I always get lost in Constantine's Mansion aka black Messa>try Nightreign>everyone doing bosses I can't help to fight because I can only play Guardian, all other classes are too fast for meI think I'll just go sleep and hope I never wake up.
Who is the cutest erg revsissy?
>>538074143Now THIS is schizoid posting
>>538074170>they're trying to turn Nightreign into "Elden Ring, but it's actually BloodborneThey’re doing a piss poor job it then
>>538076203>I can only play guardian>all other classes are too fast for me????????
>shitch 2 gets dlss in elden ring>meanwhile I have to use mods and play offline to get it or just enjoy the atrocious image quality at 4k without modsI hate this company
>>538076397I played all the Souls/Ring games with a shield and a polearm. When I feel confident, I two-hand the halberd, but I'm used to block. I don't dodge.
>>538076203How the fuck did you beat Dark Souls III with shieldpoking?
I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING FAGGOT DOG FUCK THIS BOSS
>>538076967get carried, booba
>>538076967gg
>>538076937Lot of summoning.Neat the end, I almost had a full support build, with that channeler trident and heals.
>>538075195But you're even cuter when you blush. It makes me want to give you extra kisses up and down your neck and face. Cuties like you get extra starlight shards and a good girl like you gets a nice bonus reward straight down her throat after we win...
>>538025685truth
>>538076937NTA, but Great Magic Shield gives you 100% negation and 100% stability on most greatshield so you take 0 stamina and chip damage. It basically trivializes the whole game.
>>538030715She’s so cute…>>538031046SYBAU>>538032368>Guardian if not gay
>wrath of gold is the only holy damage i get
>>538074779Left this piece of this shit for Deadlock the better co-op game of the year with the better cast.
>>538033825why does rev look so weird>>538036025truth>>538036129cope
>>538077597How much damage does it actually do?
>>538038149>>538038571Made for sucking my cock>>538044295>>538044895>>538045145Made for pleasuring Laios>>538048797>>538060891Cute
the fate of every troon
>>538077740>538077740Not enough to use it 80% of the time because of how much recovery there is on the animations, most of the dog's attacks in the 3dog phase will just get you chomped on, and you're often unable to both close the gap and cast and AND not get hit in the sword dog phases. It's usable on some attacks and useful there though.
>>538077740At level 15, with a finger seal and no buffs it deals 335 damage. At the same conditions, a Radagon's Ring of Light deals 373 damage. Wrath of Gold costs 40 FP while Radagon's Ring of Light costs 21 FP. Wrath of Gold has a massively shorter AOE compared to Radagon's Ring of Light.
>>538065189>fagoth ur likes the worst possible flavor of anything in existence checks out
>>538074779>>538075164>>538076203>dsp tier shitter gets filtered by souls bosses>resorts to playing like a shield cuck and summoning>nightreign comes out>only plays guardian, the worst class in the game>gets raped by every boss because xhe refuses to learn the game mechanics>throws a melty when people don't want to play with xherthis is some top tier shittery, holy fuck. you'd have to torture me to admit this
>>538074779Miquella spanker anon...
>538078389We get it, you're also a shitter and you're angry that other people have a funtime without you. You can stop trooning out now.
>>538071789This but a Italian pasta breadbowl, Buffalo chicken sandwich, and marbled cookie brownies instead
>>538077608Shut your cocksucker Mobatard you’re just as bad as the retards here playing this slop
>>538078491uh ohtranny melty!don't reinstall btw we don't want to carry your F tier ass
>>538077608Same but the real Deadlock.>>538078491You struck a nerve.
QUEUE UP
>>538062004this image made me rock hard.I'll protect you and make you my bride, little doll.
>>538078829Miquella spanker anon...
>>538078389>>538078696The posts that triggered the AGP trooncord sissy sister. Well done.
>>538078220>My leash being yanked on until I cumTruuuue. Us Revmains are all puppy girls ready to cum from being choked.
>>538078957
>>538078829Don't bronypost here, terrsneedgerian.
>>538079053
>>538071275I am incredibly bad
>>538079209
>>538077284But I don't want extra starlight shards... I want your starlight shard all for myself.
>>538078829>samefag
>>538078829Lmao what is that slop image
>>538079118but sneedGAWD won
>>538079542We know that you samefag, you don't have to announce it.
>>538078896maybe later, I'm going to make some dinner
>>5380795731998 game, Anon.Probably as old as most of you kids with your "3D" and "polygons". Back then, we had pixels and we were happy.
Pepe how do you do so much damage all by yourself?
1/3 both EDs
the fuck are you doing
>team has a melty at scarlet rot platforminglol
>>538078829Tarth niggas be like "These Re'lu looking a little zesty ..."
To the anons who play with keyboard and mouse, what are your keybinds?
>>538077284>>538079317Can you two take it to /dft/?
>>538079741>1998Before my time then yeah What’s so good about it exactly >>538080718Kek
>>538081147It had soul
>>538077507Sybau?
Miss it bros
Sorry for leeching all the drop RNG holy fuck 7 gold weps + a Wending GraceWhen I died in rain night one the Godskin Apostle had like 2% hp left and a demihuman blocked my grapple to finish it off so I had to go back for revenge.
>>538081975yeah that was a nice haul, gg
>>538081081why are we talking about Drake Fang Talisman this isnt wowcg
gg 3 girls 1 gape
why is it still so summer in here
>>538081029kek nobody plays with m&k
>>538078829>>538081959Cute old games! 1998 was a wild year for anime and games. Watching Trigun, Bubblegum Crisis and Outlaw Star while playing Parasite Eve, Starcraft, MGS, Turok 2, RE2, Commandos and Half-Life.
the work week is over. Play Ender Lilies
>>538083130ok unc this isn't the general for you
holy shit gg. most epic fight ive had in nightreign.
gg hotdog. not even close.
gg dog I am still drunk
That was absolutely the most cursed /erg/ run I've ever had but we still killed AdelRev you shouldn't have ran at the roof, we had it down to 1 HP, but I get why.
>>538083727I hate rain running with squshies man. Also I really think beelining to just the red cruci's instead of full clearing them all for the crazy exp was a bad play. We were good on purples but went into day 2 underleveled due to the morgott rain invasion trainwreckAlso coterminus fix the gorilla grip you have on your left stick the constant pings are crazy
>>538083326Young man please. I was playing Demon's Souls while I was babysitting you and blowing your dad on the side. I was simply reminiscing with my fellow oldshits.
>>538084179Why would a 40-50+ year old play these dogshit stressful games? Wouldn't it cause early heart issues? I wouldn't be playing modern slop once I hit 25.
>>538084179I want to touch a woman so bad, anons...
>>538084179does your son know you are a homosexual and does it make him sad
>>538085028Why?
>>538085169there is no answer that will make you happy, you just like saying "Why?"
>>538084179based
GG, that was such a cursed run. My only offensive incant was flame of frenzy and I got 0 damage negation passives.
0 good holy weapons and the most retarded raider eversick man
>>538085430>monitor facing the employees who can all seealpha move. you know unc is a professional gamer in the senior circuit
gg super dogs, such unlucky day 1 we got no stonesword keys
>>538085580What happened? Did he die?
>>538085317Why does an answer have to make me happy, giving insufficient answers isnt failing
>>538085639You guy don't look hard enough or check the overworld chests
>>538085674He went down constantly, had no idea to route noklateo, he only made it to astel's bossroom AFTER we had already killed him.
adel resisting lightning and fire seems rough for rev
>>538085928Honestly not that bad, there are a lot of physical spells (all the bestial/crucible ones), a fair amount of holy ones and even a few magic ones. You just need to hit a mine so you can upgrade whatever seal has the spell you want.
>>538085674fucker's first time doing noklateo or something, barely followed us and fell off the map 3 times. two of us did most of nok while he dicked around3 bar'd during most of gladius ofcourse >>538085891makes sense it's a new name, so fucking annoying
where the futa bread
>>538086087Having to get in shotgun range for Adel is scary as rev but yeah pocket sand is pretty reliable
>>538086147here *unzips dick*
>>538086087>hit a mine
gg dog not even sure if maliketh is better than ornamentals
GG Gigadoggo Wylder and Rev, shame I got no good daggers for it
The next edition better be Libra themed.
>>538086320>>538086335gg :D
>>538081029?
>>538081029r1=left clickl1=right clickr2=mb4l2=qspace=dodgealt=surge sprintcntrl=jump
>>538084087sorry about the pingswas lowkey real butthurt you guys dragged me into the boss fight after I just recovered my runes from atop the castle so I had lvl 9 and 2 flasks left
>>538086959KEK
>>538086959>Wylder player with a relatively short nameHmmm... tide?
>>538081147>What’s so good about it exactly...a bit complicated to explain, but I like how it makes sense. You start every game with no technology and have to rediscover everything, but it's explained in the lore as the universal chart: you aren't allowed to come on a new planet with nuclear bombs or what else, so that's why you start a game by looking for food and wood, and you eventually end up with all kind of tzar bomba.I like that you set up buildings on the map directly, and they're here when you get attacked, so better not pull your turrets too close to the edge of they get sniped right away.I like that all metals are more or less the same, just denser, so 5 tons of steel is equivalent to 25 tons of irons, but a lot cheaper to transport.I like that you can use a lot of infantry and order them to retreat once they're just lightly wounded, or you can train medical corps to help the infantry.Or just have command corps and tanks.I love that humans in this settings are actually pretty scary instead of being the loser bozos I saw in... was it Space Empire? Another game where humans are miserable losers.
>>538087901the censoring is pretty well done, but you can still go frame-by-frame and find some oopsiesit's Pigf, I think?
Is the "increased attack power for each night invader defeated" relic effect useful at all?
>>538088552Sort of. It seems like pure RNG whether or not you get an invader but there's actually a method to it. Different bosses have different seeds with different chances of invasion. IIRC, Gladius has 0 invasion while Heolstor has by far the most likely chance of invasion. So it's good for Heolstor.
>>538088821But the ever gaols are guaranteed and therefore give way more damage.We don't have enough damage negation relics.
ggstupid mouthdog staggerfucked me on pickup lmao
>>538087901can't be mush or tide since they're not trying to fuck the revtroon
>>538088821Interesting. I'm trying to cure my stonesword key addiction because gaolmaxxing gets old after awhile.
>>538089191kek
>>538089191I think the success rate of winning the lottery is higher than meeting a woman in a game or online community and successfully impregnating her.
>>538089190gg sorry for aggroing all the trolls on us teehee
How many goals do you guys hit per run? Does it also boost physical damage? Feels like it doesn't boost spells. Do you guys ever go to mines?
>>538086959Wait is gremlin a real woman?
>>5380895530 goals. didn't even know soccer was in the game wtf
>>538089553We do all gaols and we don't bother with mines at all since 90% of games have either Noklateo or Crater
>>538081029I look like that and do that >>538084087Do you look like the cute anime character in that image?
>>538089553>How many goals do you guys hit per run?Bare minimum is 3, you can do double or more if you get good RNG on keys and gaol locations.>Does it also boost physical damage?Boosts all damage.>Feels like it doesn't boost spells. It does, the difference is very noticeable. >Do you guys ever go to mines?Amazing if you have a good spell on a blue/white seal. Not so useful for melee characters.
>>538085430I hope he got arrested and sent to prison for inconveniencing all the hard working underpaid workers there.
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>>538089507i thought that was me. I peeked out to see if it was trolls or silver knights and the trolls didn't even fucking phase in until I was in the middle of the empty ass courtyard.>>538089553>How many gaolsAt least 2, usually 3 unless it's crater. Sometimes upwards of 5 depending on keys and routing.>MinesThe only mine I ever actually go into is the top right one next to the gaol with the pumpkin head.>does it boostIt's 5% per gaol for ALL damage. Spells, incants, physical, ranged, everything.
>>538084179>while I was babysitting you and blowing your dad on the side.That’s so hot… will you do that to me now that I’m older…?
>>538090041>>538090021
>>538090041You're called sharia gf in-game, and then you post Miguel here!
>>538090041Pumpkin Head is easily the best mineSword faggot falls off ledges and is really awkward to fightTroll is fine but takes a gorillion years to solo in the earlygame
gg wylder and rev, got my redemption. wish I could've done it with the other revenant from before but 'tis okay
>>538081725>>538088490Interesting. Thanks for the history lesson. I doubt I have the patience or interest to go back and play these older games but it’s always cool to see what they were like and what appeal they had.
>>538089553if I'm feeling lazy and you guys aren't pinging then we are hitting 5 minimumIt not only boosts spells but also gives you opportunities to roll the "Increased Incant/Sorceries" passive
>>538090637What about the 10k or 20k or 30k souls?
>>538090712Good for an early game spike but really not worth taking over a character/build relevant passive
>>538090387thats not me, I only rev postinshallah
>>538090876>>538090021
>>538090573GG, clean run. Frederick taking the aggro dot on phase 1 was pretty funny, I forget her summons can just do that sometimes.
>>538091181>TOOOOOOOT
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>>538086959I always forget what the quick drop points are for this, I've definitely done that once or twice and it sends you all the way back before the tanks
>>538090608I love old games because they try all kind of stuff that require a lot of attention.Deadlock 2, for example, doesn't have a global stockpile, it's all regional, so moving 250 tons of iron from your mines to your factories in another region will cost you a lot of money.There's another, but in real time, that I love, called Seven Kingdoms 2, where you have to set up a (simple) chain of command to prevent disloyalty and treachery: if you put a greenhorn and inexperienced general in charge of an army of veteran that are more skilled than him, morale (and thus loyalty) will drop. BUT leaving a general in charge of an empty fort will sap his morale, and if the general betray you, it's chaos.
I wanna make out with all the cute t4t rev players
>>538091502>>538090021
Is Pest Threads good? What incant school is it even? Feels like it hits like a wet noodle whenever I use it
>>538091742Yeah you can make the next thread pest oriented. Please post that one art of Gnoster upside down like when you stance break it lol.
>>538091742rot servant school which has no special talismanuse it against big things so all the threads hit
>>538091912kek, nice image
>>538084942I'm only 37, but I assume when I'm an old raisin I'll still be gaming. These games aren't too stressful. They are at first, when you're bad and you feel stupid and ugly, but once you learn it's extra cozy. Nightreign is really comfy. I follow like a good girl, I pick up items I want, I shoot magic and love at ugly things and then I repeat. >>538085047I don't have kids. I'm waiting to hunt sexually confused divorced dads so I can end up being a step mom. >>538090178Of course. Look at you all grown up, you've turned into a fine young man.
>>538092498>>538092498>>538092498new
>>538085169Cause they're soft and warm and smell good
>>538090041>half skirt mickerKino...
>>538090021explain what the brown hand means
Queue dog city you fucks
>>538070556t. jealous mid tier
>>538072270Retarded post, make deflecting universal, and boom execuck has no reason to exist.
>>538092307>37BUILT for Gen Z BWC
>>538095826Virile young men....
>>538095984I will save your last egg and make you feel like a young kitten again.
gg no daughter-wives 0/10
>>538097587kys pedogroomer
>>538097703why would i groom pedos tho
>>538097913Everyone wants a community they feel like they belong to.
>>538092307>only 37>onlyOk gramps let’s get you to bed now
