Previous: >>538022072>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
THE GOAT
>Belno loses her debut race>cries and feel inadequate>"shut the fuck up, Oguri's race is coming up. You slut.Based Kitahara.
reject modernity, embrace mental illness
>>538045312>doto not maxxed outfake guts enjoyer>>538045290>makes billion upset and seethe in anger
>>538045312SCENARIO LINK
finding good parents for curren chan is so dogshit broswhy is she like this
>>538045525>Motherless Curren-chan
nishishi~
straightaway spurt gambling is terribleit's even less consistent than S turf and long
>>538045312Where's your Mambo?? Ines is a better borrow. I had terrible luck with Aoi but can attest to the pal card making things smoother (I borrowed Tazuna for a while).
>>538045446money please
Why are umas like this?I mean there are exceptions but they're like this 80% of the time
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>538045663>hurr your golship milly bro?Niggas act like it's a ton of money but that's <3 maxxed potentials
>>538045610you called?>>538045663>being poor
>>538045312>having to borrow mambo card instead of having your own at lvl 50you aren't as insane as you claim yourself to beMy guts run are spe/mambo/urara/groove/grass and idk tazzy because I cba to find and follow a guts guy
>>538045616The point of building your own Spurt~~ parent isn't to increase the odds of it sparking. It's so that you can do 20 runs a day instead of relying on borrows.
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>no turf S>only 1 URA proccedSo close. But is left better than right?
>>538045653>>538045751>>538045804my mambo still level 1 because i'm FUCKING POOR due to spending my monies on potential levels.
Quieres?
>>538045812yeah I'm just gonna bow out whenever I meet a golshi with spurtthis shit isn't worth it
>>538045751> <3Go back to umacord!
SHOULD I TRY?also this is a failed run. no spurt and both of the april sparks were the only medium spark from one parent
>>538045898left
>Budget Nefarious Nature run>Went so-so, not getting many red skill hints but made it to Arima Kinen>Burn clocks and finish career>>>Get my very first three star stat sparkSure it's a Wit spark but I think I just blew all my luck for a good while
>>538045053post something cute
>>538046113
McQueen cucked me out of cooldown and Golshi's been lobotomisedDespite that, this is honestly the best I've managed to get
>>538045776>oral sex sounds as shes sucking on his neckwtf enterbrain she is his sister <3
>>538046213>low res>blurry as hell>borderline AI with how weird it looks>gooner trash>cute
GONNU NI UUGIGU NALIMACIDA :DDDDD
>>538045525What is she eating?
>>538046113very cute an fu
>>538046056>Senior year September>750 speed>480 powerThe run is over broDoesn't really matter what you do anymore
What's the weakest card here?
>>538046312You forgot>iJew filename
>>538045653actually found some idiot with an MLB ines, will give her a try. i'm bringing aoi just for the energy & skill points, but maybe the following run i'll just go all in on 6 guts
>>538046567first
>>538046534>white lightning
WHERE THE FUCK IS LONG S
>>538045675Women in general are kinda obsessed with marriage
>>5380465672nd
>>538046534Okaa-san...
HESITATION IS DEFEAT
*rapes you*
WHY TODAY I FAILED 3 BORROWS RUNS ON THE URA FINALE? I USED 3 CLOCKS AND ALWAYS LOSE
>>538045675>>538046723but why?
>>5380465671 (narita?) or 4 (sped week)i'm so cooked if i guessed them right just based off numbers
>>538046695I took it for my bricked run , sorry bro
>>538046832game cucks you out of ura if you don't have 600+ power
>>538046847I cropped them out specifically so I don't get regurgitated sloptuber slopinions.
>energy almost empty>rest>sleep deprived, +30>still not safe for training>rest>well rested, +54
>first time playing Teio>lost Maiden races THRICEwhat the fuck
>>538046567>>538046847sorry, meant to type 2 for narita. misclick on 1 key
>charming before hopeful stakes>double rainbows flowing like water>2x gold inspiration, spurt and long S>firm conditions, standard distance, kyoto racecourse >entire senior year nothing beyond single rainbow training on speed>mounting despair in tenno sho arima kinen stretch clicking wit training again and again while wit climbs above 500 and everyone still refuses to stand on speed training>end career needing to exhaust every alarm clock to even win the URA finale because of such dogshit speedi dont have it in me to send another
>>538046268Does that even stand a chance at surviving?
>>538046836cause they come preconfigured that way
awesome ill go fuck myself
>>538047019standard distance is doing a lot
I'm killing Teio
>>538047047explain women today
>>538046947it's always this, retards keep complaining about failing ura with 1200 speed but sub 600 powerlike come on, we're already past the first month no one should be making this mistake anymore
>>538047047that doesnt explain anything
>>538045898Cooldown being the 2nd gold is really really rough. Probably won't matter if she's on long in most races but I hate how inconsistent it is.
>>538046989howteio is one of these fan farming umas with how strong she is and how easy is her career
LOCK THE FUCK IN
>>538047384exactly!
mambo
>get a pretty good spark inheritance>get the most abysmal dogshit friend training RNG of all time I'm sick of this shit ass game trolling me
>>538047497what the fuck
>>538047603>no s frontlmao
>>538046667>>538046758>>538046847make up your mind retards
>>538046567both 1 and 2 are pretty stinko. i think i would take 2 over 1 just for the slightly better training effectiveness but its whatever
>>538047658that's why I said "pretty good" and not "perfect"
Where is Tact going
ENOUGH WITH THOSE INU MUSUME. THIS IS A HORS GAME
>>538047821to MURDER a beat and its family
>>538046567clearly 4 is the weakest
Okay, but do I actually need spurt on my end closer?
>>538047835WHAT THE FUCK IS A ``HORS''???
>>538047273>Economy continually gets worse and worse>Working man + stay at home/odd jobs wife gets less and less viable without living in extreme poverty>Continual automation means many jobs women would pick up a couple shifts for are done by machines>Big push on "women can work just like men too!!!!">Women enter the "working mans" workplace and mentality shifts which is passed on to their children>the female grind gains popularity since now women have to compete directly with men in the same job which inevitably builds hatred
How many wit cards can you stack before the stamina replenishment is redundant.
>>5380479743 speed 3 wit bakushin is this
>>538047835>horsea WHAT!?
>>538047683>>538047742yea except we don't judge cards purely on stats because events and skills are part of the equation. if i had to pick between eishin (1st) or narita (2nd), i'd pick eishin
>>538047957>These are between two equal stat umasNot really, /uma/ just parrots anything they read but if you look at the sim, spurt is barely noticeable and can be supplemented by more power
fuck you mean, frustrating victoryyou just won
>>5380479746
shark musume
>>538047449Oh, alright.
>>538048234she's pent up
>>538048163>spurt is barely noticeable and can be supplemented by more powerThat's all I needed to hear. I don't have nearly enough free time for the hyper autism of white farming to that extent.
>>538048460How do I help her release
>>538048234well lose next time
>>538048469just listen to jpgawd and do autistic groundwork farming, that's actually beneficial long term
What the fuck are you niggas doing to the shoes that get you so angry when people request them?
>>538048460>gondorTHE BEACONS ARE LIT
is there a point of MLB cards and not leaving them at LB3, there seems to be minimal difference
Super hot bingo period RIGHT NOW
>>538048234Some Umas careers just fall apart if you somehow manage to win the humiliation ritual races, like with Air Groove, she gets mad she didn't got to beat Suzukas ass hard enough
>>538048693Varies wildly depending on the card.
>>538048567passionate handholding with Despacito playing in the background
I will do my duty and continue to request medium shoes in the club.
>>538048818Uma Musume E...
>>538048546I want to roll for her but I don't know if I can stay strong for 2 more weeks.
>log in>request dirt shoes>post morning sticker>log offheh what a day
>>538048818Man I want to give her children
>Teio blows up her legs>Trainer encourages her to keep running at the Kikkuka Showhat the fuck
>fall for the 3 speed 3 power meme>end up with less speed and the same power than just doing 4 speed 2 stamcongrats guys you got me good
10 pairs of dirt shoes kudasai
>>538048712>bingo periodwat
it's all coming together
>>538048715Yeah, it's funny how weak the alternate dialogue is>I won.. but it's a hollow victory..
>>538048974I have almost a thousand dirt shoes, but I still request dirt shoes because it annoys my club
>>538048969did you pick power cards with bonus speed
>>538048985Sexy spe
Wrestling with uma musume E!
Mayanyo......
Is no stopping me worth taking on Mayano?
>>538049089that's not a thing. they all either give bonus stam or bonus power (or nothing)
>>538046983Bad Falcon…BAD!!
What a fumble.
>>538049343oops i mean the other way aorund
ooma moosoomay
My sister would like to see Silver Sonic be added to Umamusume because of his accomplishment of getting 2nd place without a jockey, so I have a question. Do any of the already existing horse girls have an accomplishment like that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED3uWRn4j5Q
SSR mcqueen card is so fucking useless
Tl bros?
>>538049467Did you know in oomah moosoomay-
>>538049089THERE ARE NONEALL POWER CARDS ARE FUCKING. SHIT!!
Touch your uma’s ears
Yet another S speed S stamina S long goldship with full build that is "not enough" post, man, training for gemini must be hell for you, your horse only has 80% of winning finals instead of 95%, that has to be something that wouldn't let me sleep at night if I were you, but good luck, just another spurt white and you will do it, I believe in you
>>538049618Of course, it's an important part of foreplay.
39997010Let's have fun! cm2
>>53804961890% chance you instantly die from the kick
>they're playing umapyoi at the umabrothel
>>538049748/uma/ is humblebrag thread
>>538049748how bad are your umas
>>538049834what were you doing there kitasan?
>>538049824If the remaining 10% result in sex, it's definitely worth it.
Oh wow a 7 power spark horse to add to my 7 spark stamina one. Surely one day i'll get a 3 star..
This game makes me mad sometimes
>>538049618What if they have ear condoms on
>>538049834I’m more concerned that they have classic year uma racewear as one of their cosplay options…
hmmmm I have full energy buy I also wanna play Silksong. I think I'm just gonna waste some energy, Danchou won't mind.
>>538049618
>>538049948I'm not playing goldship or naritaTHAT bad
this is all I can care to muster
>>538050167oof....
>>538049565>S: Late, late, late. She's late! Being late to your first date is simply unbelievable!>V: It's still 2hrs before meet up time, of course I won't be there yet. You're just too early. Isn't it just a shopping trip?
Just found out that infirmary>Only cures one condition at a time;or>Rolls individually for each condition
>>538049785Did neither of you guys proc spurt? This was my first CM2 room win lol
>>538046631>>538049031update
>senior october>still no maestro eventHNNNNNGH
>>538050386Tazuna is going to cum when she sees your uma at finals
>>538046113Sorry, my brain is fueled by COOL, so I only have COOL things to share.
https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/6334878/post/9704081>Artist is hiding the porn on their paid discordFuuuarrkkk bwos I need the full version
>>538049785 results86944863 next room>>538050319your golshi simply wanted to win more than mine, I procced spurt but I think mine procced only one recovery or got blocked by debuffers
>>538050386EJACULATION
REQ SHOES YOU FUCKING FAGGGGGGGGGGGGS
>>538049618Clean your uma’s ears
61104874cm2
Air Groove please
Surely nothing goes wrong here
>>538050638>won>only 6 skillswtf
>>538050386fantastic
>>538050841AIEEEEEEEEE
>>538050868You now realise how much of this game is RNG
>finally got a 9* stam uma of my ownit's finally over...
Just watched a 600 stamina pace chaser almost win a Gemini room. Are we sure we aren't being gaslit?
Fuck off, King Halo!
>blocked front runner >blocked pacer>blocked in late Bruh
>>538050971>have less skills>less vulnerable to rng
This is the best golshi i got so far...rng is wearing me down slowly bur surely
>>538051289need 1 more gold recovery if not 1200 stam
>>538051142Sex with Winning’s tickets.
>>538051142You can try your own 600 stamina pace chaser and find out
>>538051289>4 recovery skills>vision skill>sub-800 speed
>>538050638 results48995324 new room and if my goldshit doesn't win this one im quitting this cm
An important part of bonding with your uma.
what deck are you guys running for Mayano? 4spd/2stam doesnt feel like its gonna work out if my goal is to get her as an end closer for gemini
You should agree with Seiun Sky... NOW
>>538051415not everyone is a whale, no need to put him down for his best effort
>>538050967oara
>>538051146>All sub events should surely have the same % chance of happening>This fucking event always happens instead of +15 stats/homestretch>Manhattan's inferior +5 stam +15 skill points event always happens instead of her +10 energy + 5 stamina>Sweep's charming event almost never happensThe only strong event I always get consistently is Biko's +30 energy one when I borrow her.
>>538050386this game is going to turn me into the joker
>>538051518I'm not a whale either and I hit 1050-1050
>>538051479Who is that eye patched gray cutie?
>>538051574wtf are you doing bro...
Okay, the rice shower subplot was definitely better in the anime but just like the game, bourbon comes out of nowherethe fuck is up with that give her some leverage ffs
>steals your energy
>Golshi in Big Trouble?!>Golshi in Big Trouble?!>Golshi in Big Trouble?!>Golshi in Big Trouble?!>Golshi in Big Trouble?!yeah, fuck you i'm gonna kill you from running then glue you.
>>538051612Queen Berry. Anime exclusive original-character-do-not-steal that is meant to represent a horse they didn't have the rights to.
>>538051479It really does feel good
>>538051642Having fun clearly
Fucking Cyjews accelerate faster I want to roll for NTR, Doto and Ayabe already you fuckers!!! I need them to complete my home screen with TM Opera O
>>538051424 results
>>538051612Queen Berry from Special Week's debut race in the anime.
>>538050762Maybe I have a chance after all
*bricks you*
>>538051817she stole something else too
It has been a full week and I still have not made any progress towards making viable parents for Seiun Sky. I fear I shall have to make a Haru debuffer instead of another Ace for Gemini.
>>538051916>1000 stam wonI'm nyooooticing>>538051957Mejiro Domination
>>538051916>>538051957lengths?
>>538052060it also lost 3 others
>>538051424My Tickezo almost god podium, nice
>>538051484this is my best one so far but unfortunately she is retarded and no spurtstill can't decide if 4/2 is better or no
Teio really needs 4 blue golds to survive the race without dying...
>>538051479Is this a sign that my bond with my Uma is increasing?
you copy?
>>538051642i am completely burnt out from 5 days of parent/ace farming with 0 to show for it, so will now just attempt something hitherto unheard of by /uma/:having fun
>>538052254ice cream coffee
>>538049618>>538050326playing with the ears is literally the best part of any kemono type character
>>538052097lengths for >>538051957 were 1st - 1L - 1 1/2 L - 3L - 3L - 2L - 7L - 4L - Neck
>>538052272honestly I tried that tooquite fun on a speed growth uma. If you get lucky you can still bank in like 1k speed
>>538052272that's the most cardinal sin of all on /uma/. you should definitely keep an eye out for any fat retards trying to kill you for this infraction
>always short at least 200 stam
Literally why the FUCKING FUCK did CyNIGGERS decide to make CM2 a fucking 3200 LONG RACE instead of a sprint or mile? What the FUCK were they thinking?
What does maximum mean?
My job as King Halo's trainer is to make sure she doesn't kill herself.
Manhattan Cafe makes me uncomfortable
I can win this
>>538052582"worst case" and "best case"
>>538052495Panic spend for the necessary cards to win it
>>538052434>do run>goes perfectly to mid way through>all three golden recoveries, S long>zero rainbows summer 2>end up with 3 goldens, S long and 950/900 speed stamFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>538052582out of 500 races, 2.12 lengths was the most uma 2 won by
>>538052582minimum here means all uma 1 skills proc and no uma 2 skills procmaximum is the opposite
>>538052495It would have made sense with JP's timeline since you had a month to grind, unfortunately we have no such luxury on this death march timeline.
>>538046567Revealing
>uwaah, le burnout, literally can't playDude then just don't, why you force it. Besides, you beat the game by paying more, not playing.
The target is in my sights
>>538048712explode
How to Bakushin ?
thank you chronogenesis dev for continuing to add features so people can easily decide to leave clubs of leechers at the end of the month
>>538052678>>538052734>>538052740naruhodo, so if I want to RNGmax I go with Uma 2?
>>538052609>Early mediums when training a sprinter.My job is to make sure I don't kill myself.
>>538052882post the chart
Amberjack McQueen
>>538052495Forcing people to learn the value of stamina.
Post 'em
>no spurtI'm about to hurt myself
I have 7k carrots do I still roll for Seiun Sky?
>>538052928Me and my wife
>>538052882uh no, you should go based on the mean, and go with uma 1
Would you do hopeful stakes stillGod
PLEASE GOLSHI JUST TRAIN BETTER I BEG YOU
>>538052875it's fucking over for dying clubs
Yesterday this shitter deck could barely clear URA.Today it goes undefeated twice and produces my highest rated Groovy.The inconsistency in the RNG is what frustrates me the most. It is completely impossible to pinpoint what you're doing wrong to fix it. It feels impossible ot progress because on any given day the same deck/legacies/strategies will perform completely differently.
>>538052495>whyto bully special creeklets LMAO
>>538052976no, you save for maruif you don't get maru you glue your whole account
>find Teio insufferable>finish her career for the first time>finds her tolerable, cute evenwhat the fuck
>>538052882Mean is the most reliable when using a large dataset where variables aren't too volatile. If the mean average says uma 1, take uma 1.
>>538052973>339 witdon't worry, you probably weren't proccing it anyway>>538053061>gatekept retard
>>538052976just get lucky bro
>>538053061>GatekeptDon't do that, it actively makes her worse because it's harder to move up late race when she wants to spurt
>gives you groundwork every time the legacy cucks you on the spark farming run
>>538053061>gatekeptThe gaslight that keeps on giving
Digitan LOVE
>>538053075>2 cards with empty friendship gaugeyou're playing with fire anon
>>538053264>>538053343huh? the youtuber I watch told me to take it every time since you dodge debuffs
>>538053426YEAH FOR TAURUS CUP YOU FUCKING MORON
>>538052742>death march timelineIt really is just that. There's no breathing room, no time to improve my TT umas, no feeling of relief you'd get from knowing that the next CM is a month away. Parent grinding. Use all 3 borrows. Ace grinding. CM in 2 weeks. The horror. The horror.
>>538053070its over for faggots who think logging in once a day makes it look like they're still active while doing virtually no fan gain at all, yesway too easy for them to trick clueless lazy danchodes
>>538053426>Listening to fraudtubersThe only content creator worth listening to is the witlerAnd there are no debuffs to dodge for Gemini because Mystifying Murmur isn't a thing
Fried rice
Doto would never accuse me in publi-
>>538053426
>>538052959
special fraud
>>538053410
>>538053426>youtuberHere is your gemini cup guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Vd3QKTZ-o
>>538052495Teio would say this
umamusume is a fun game
The best Mejiro
>>538053410who is this character supposed to be in japanese racing lore?
mejiro goober
>>538053426you a victim, bro
>>538053654
the stupid fucking roulette is going to give me carpal tunnel
it never ends...
;_;
>>538053806Nice Nature (Japanese: ナイスネイチャ, April 16, 1988 – May 30, 2023) was a Japanese thoroughbred racehorse. From his debut in 1990 to his retirement in 1996, Nice Nature had a record of 41 starts and 7 wins, including 4 major wins. With a long GI racing career and often placing third, Nice Nature gained popularity as the "Bronze Collector". Nice Nature consecutively placed third in the 1991, 1992, and 1993 Arima Kinen. Before his death, Nice Nature was the oldest living stallion to have a JRA major win.
>>538052928>monopolizing trainer’s emotionsWhy are Umas like that?
>>538053514And you are not getting even a carat as compensation for all the pulls lost in the accelerated time, so you have to bust your ass with severely limited resources.
>>538053960Natie lived quite long. 35 years is pretty good!
>>538053960shut up
>>538053781There are at least 3 Mejiros that are better than her. But I still love them all.
>>538052272I'm at that stage too, most I'm doing is a daily McQueen run to try to luck into a stamina spark
>huh? the youtuber I watch told me to take it every time since you dodge debuffs
>accidentally deleted my first A+ uma veteranFUCK, CYGODS PLEASE
>>538053392That's the best I got for stamina cards. I was still tapped from KB to roll on Creek so I'm stuck with this for a long time.
>>538053914I'm not looking forward to this...
>>538054156based retard
>>538054147i look like thist. >>538053426
>>538054050
Best inherited skills for cm3? besides seiun's
sex with the Sakuras
>>538054156I favorite anything that is even slightly usable for using/sparks
When does your club ranking change? The one I am in got 5 new members but it still has the same rank
>>538053949danchou should kick the guy that didn't login for 3 days
>>538053654>>538053893Doto Rape
is this a rest or would you do it? halp
>>538054297she was favorited, I saw shit sparks and automatically unfavorited + glued her, I didn't even realize until after I left the screen
>>538053426People don't appreciate enough the effort youtube grifters are putting into making CMs easier to beat for everyone above 80 IQ.
Teio propaganda will continue until morale improves
>>538053914Do they ever update with a multi spin function?
Hey Im from /v/, someone was recommending a club from /vg/ in one of the threads there. I was just gonna suggest instead of looking on /v/ for members, you could always try REDDIT.
Rudolf!
>>538054421No, it's just making me dislike her.
why do people do this? is it really necessary? do they really have to work her to the brink of death for this inhumane strategy to work?
>/v/sorry im not underage
Fine Booty
>>538054519and yet you post sharty, false flags, slop and frogshmmmmm curious!
>>538054523I am now a professor of curvature
>>538054516holy based
>SSS tier god luck run predictably starts to flatline senior year>second inspiration>gold activation>all blue sparks>no spurt no S>i'm allowed to just not care how things go from here on
June bee wa?
>>538054430They added the pity for the first roulette but didn't give you guys the multi spins for some reason
>>538054516gaslighting to make you lose an ace for no reason
why is silence suzuka so niggertard coded?
12 children
Mistah sea bee?
>>538054840Small indie company, please understand.
even on my best runs I get 10k event points, 13k at mostam I doing something wrong? no way i'll get to 700k in a week
>>538054932
I respect her a lot.
>irl daiwa scarlet was built like a shit brickhouse(still has shit legs, thanks tachyon)>pretty comparable to irl gentildonna's buildAre we really sure Scarlet doesn't have broly gorilla strength and she's not hiding it?
maybe I switch and prep for open league
>Taishin run>Long S>got Fast Learner>late senior year, right after summer camp>3 rainbow Speed, Manhattan Cafe, and Etsuko>31% failure rate>she failed it>lose practice perfect double circle>rest next turn, sleep deprived, night owl, mood goes to NormalI'm so tired bro. She ended the run with 980 Speed and 1020 Stamina. If she had passed that one triple rainbow and just not gotten sleep deprived, I would have been finished with this miserable Gemini Cup grind. She would have been 1100/1100.
>>538054523more
>>538054519Well someone running a club here apparently is, because they were trying to poach our guys for some reason. Are you all short on members or something? We have six active clubs so we’d prefer to keep it in house, nobody really wants to go here. Just letting you guys know our top club is hot on your ass. We’re hovering around the 400s right now and climbing. Just letting you guys know, it’s about to be curtains for clubs. When your whale clubs all fall apart, we might take some of you in if you ask nicely.
i forgot if there was an album with all the global (translated) club stickerswas there one that was datamined before launch?
I'm not gonna roll SeuinI'm gonna spend 22€ on 10 extra rolls just not to get herI'm gonna drop the game
Hows your CM goin?
>>538055063Does it matter? She WILL get her umapyoi with her trainer
>>538054831TURAININGU WA OKAY DEEEEESU!!
>>538055138Taishin needs 1200 Stam because sleeping lion isn’t reliable
>>538055203How the actual fuck do you people do this?
>>538055203not as good as this toreina's apparently
>Second Ace Mayano can't win either as front or end in CM rooms>Can't get Spurt or Long S on either aces>reusing debuffer Nature from taurus with 300+ SP wasted on murmur Do I go for the front debuff Haru Urara and bet it all on a single Golshi ace for gemini?
wwyd?
im ngmi bros which one (none of them got long s)
Please don't use Umapyoi as euphemism for sex
>>538055267She had Maestro and Cooldown and a Straightaway Recovery discounted to 100 SP. I don't touch touch Standing By / Sleeping Lion unless it's by only choice.
>>538055138
Who tf is this Dan Chode fella? Does he get paid????
>>538055203Just don't get matched up with this Brian it's that easy. You aren't unlucky and actually lose the one and only race that matters in the entire CM?
Do recovery skills during URA factor in the +400 stats?
>>538055406Pull a blanket over her
>>538055307by lying
>>538055307the last 5 levels of every card are a huge power spike
>>538055307With a credit card
>>538054932Her anime season will be about her and Toreina-san's post-racing married life raising 12+ kids.
>>538055176>We’re hovering around the 400s right now and climbingkek
>>538055058Could you give me some pointers on training?
>>538055589I think you should eat your vegetables.
Any skills expert willing to help a noob who finally got a sorta-decent run?Intended for Gemini, Golshi with 1200/1000/620/390/360Already bought Rudolph's and Taishin's unique, along with Swinging and Go-Home - no Cooldown.>1000 sta, 2 gold and low Wit won't even finish the race most of the time, AnonI guess, but I will have to gamble on that Golshi 'cause the others were much worse and I still need to build the rest of the team. 709 SP budget:>Professor of Curvature 270>Homestretch Haste 136>Uma Stan 144>Slipstream 128>Pressure 128>Lone Wolf 42>Straightway Recovery 93>Standing By 162>Passing Pro 96>Levelheaded 144>Iron Will 272>The Coast Is Clear! 187>Intense Gaze 108My guess would be to go full speed with Slip/Lone/Pressure/Homestretch/Curvature (which is exactly in-budget).But I wonder if anything in recovery would actually help, afaik Iron Will is super garbage, and the rest won't compensate for one of the gold recovery not firing, the could tank one debuff each at best.If anyone tested a similar situation in Rooms, or is just a CM/TT/PvP/whatever god, help would be appreciated.
>>538055176I thought /v/ threads were getting smited by the powerjannies
HOPE
>>538055307Good sparks + MLB SSRs far-outstripping MLB SRs in terms of statsEven the Dia SSR is a good stat stick despite>Iron WillAnd MakQueen's doesn't get that much better at MLB so he kept her at 3LB
>>538046113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYIOyYtWZzA
>>538055406Put a blanket over her and kiss her forehead
>>538055406Wonder who the fuck would buy such a tiny fucking couch what the fuck
this time for sure
>>538055424you're winning finals with any of these just go with the highest wit one for consistency
>>538055658its all shit anon
>>538055723Yeah Dia is one of the strongest stamina sticks in the game right now she is really underrated for this specific situation where serious stamina training is required
>>538055652You're just good at making excuses.
Estelle LOVE!
>>538055810It's a normal size...
>>538055658At 1000 stamina 400 guts even 2 white recoveries won't save your ass if one of the golds fails.Go for the velocity skills to have a more consistent runs that manage to activate both recoveries.
>>538055873lold GASLIGHTER FUCK OFF
Can we date Riko in the game?
>>538055813shit game
>>538055718DAI KICHI
I CANT I CANT SAVEROLLI NEED TO I NEED TO ROLL
>/uma/ slowed down>only paypigs are left posting herewhat the fuck went wrong? how did they fumble this harder than priconne global?
>>538055991the numbers are out there if you choose to pursue themOr do I need to say "IRON WILL IS LE BAD BY THE WAY" with giant asterisks every time I tlak about the card?
>>538051574... how does it fare in TT?
>>538055893。。。
>>538056061save your carats better
I'm so tired of seeing Taishit's face. Every time she shows up it's just another mood down event. This bitch should just kill herself already.
>everyone is grinding for their aces>I'm still stuck at grinding sparks and parents even before CM1
>>538056061>accelerate ze schedule>but not ze gibs
>>538056202>t. Umamusume A
>>538056109what?
>>538055658uma stan, curvature, slipstream, and straightaway recovery cause that should give about 80 stam worth of health here
>>538056061Gibs dried up faster than a bat out of hellThe damage hoyo games have done to the market are irreparableEven if people are tired of those games, it's hard to go back to a game where pity systems aren't nearly so forgiving.
>>538055931No it isn't Natie is 5'2 she does not take up that much space on a normal size couch
>>538055550too based for cyjews
>>538056037
>>538046078>>Went so-so, not getting many red skill hintsIs there any deck/trick/etc for that shit?Being trying to make a debuff Agnes that doesn't suck completely ass at running but every fucking time I end up with less than a quarter of the red skills I wanted.
>>538050753source??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? por favor???
>>538055406https://youtu.be/UaUa_0qPPgc?si=S9IEpKDDJ8Q8gNEU
>>538055176
>>538055406untie her hair and remove her ear gloves
>>538056094entirely predictable considering i'm going up against 175k walletlord teams
>>538050753Spe doesn't look like shes enjoying it
>>538056579>175k is walletlordhave you considered being good at the game?
Whenever I see Scarlet, I can't help shake the thought that she looks like a dragon girl.
>>538056548>remove her ear glovesDisgusting
>>538055406>erect nipplesI put a blanket on her, she's cold.
>>538055718LUCKY
Holy shit I fucking hate Narita Taishin, I have to keep dealing with her retarded attitude problem because apparently she's my best long horse but I really want to fucking glue her
>>538056510I don’t remember where I got it. It’s a comic where Creek sees them doing that and asks to clean Oguri’s ears and can’t do it cause her tits are too big.
>>538056510
CREEK AND KITA WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME
>>538046113Pocket uma
>>538056510https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94796646
>4/2>speed facility at lvl4>stam facility at lvl2>oh fuck i have too much speed>start clicking single rainbow stams>run goes to shit
>>538056276I'd rather have functioning characters with grindable dupes for low star characters than whatever the fuck hoyo did to the gacha template >half the character's function is locked in a weapon which is also in a gachaFuck off?
Almond Milk
>>538056648Her eyes, frame, and thick twintails certainly inspire the comparison.>>538056697Shit taste.
>>538056742you'll be fine against non debuffers, that's about 1300 stam
>>538056647i check umas and consistently see they all have MLB kitasan and MLB creek, with friend slot borrowing some other SSR MLB. you're right tho, skill issue
if umas are so strong then how was spicaman able to handle mackie's cleats so easily? even she got surprised at how hevey they were
>>538056885For 4/2, focus entirely on stamina; if you see one or two stam rainbows go for it. Try to get to ura max range as much as possible then focus on speed ideally. Or just alternate when one or the other is high enough
can anyone recommend me a video or vod where someone trains their uma properly? I want to learn how to manage energy/rest and I feel like Im doing something wrong
>>538056663It's important that when sleeping the ears are well oxygenated, so sleeping with headphones or earmuffs is not good for your health
>>538056972/uma/ is funny, MLB Kita and Creek is acceptable, but as soon as you throw something like 3LB Tazuna in there it sends them into a tardrage.
88973550, bring 3 umas!!
planning legacies takes me back to highschool days where I theorycrafted a calm mind + air cutter swoobat to counter my friend's mega venusaur, I feel like that's what I'm doing but for CMs
if all those girls do is running, how come they don't have a big butt?
>>538057136>MLB Kita and Creek is acceptableOink oink.
>>538056885hodl teiobro, doing the same run atm it takes me til late classic year just to orange everyonetrust the plan after that
>>538057002McFatass is a pampered princess so she's unusually weak
>>538056813if you lose you will wear diapers all day
>>538057002she was just surprised at the weight she didnt have problems carrying it
>>538057096https://www.youtube.com/@kamihorse1147/videosI watched one of this guy's video at 2x and I learned some things. He has a video of him winning Taurus so he ain't a fraud either.
>>538057185>no taishin4th lobby in a row, might cut the urara
>>538051538>>Sweep's charming event almost never happensI get it a lot.During Senior year.
Chibi cute>>538057002Why didn't she break Golshit's back?
13737914 testing
So, who here is ready for CM?
>>538057286What if I win
Headpatting my future wife!
>>538057504I've joined enough rooms to see that sometimes you just lose to people with A Long and that you stat gap by 200 in multiple stats. I'm mentally done with CM2 and with the prep, if my team loses so be it.
>>538057557she will act like a normal umamusume for the rest of the day
im tired boss just give me the long spark...
MY FIRST 3 STAR BLUE AND IT'S THIS I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU
>>538057742SMORT
>>538057682>farming long spark on cappubwo why would you do that to yourself?
>>538057673Hmmm sounds boringI will embrace my defeat and let her pick up her desired brand of diapers
>>538057642It's funny how their tails give them away
>>538056945>gets hurt because of her own retardation (failed a 10% btw) >tell her to rest>AAAAAHHH SHUT UP SHUT UPI wish I never rolled this fucking cunt she could have been ANYONE else, her retarded fucking attitude should have her ending up with a ruined career good only for the fucking whorehouse
>>538057742Umamusume is a wit game
>>538057742uma musume is wit game
>>538057878but anon, you are supposed to be a proper toreina...
>>538057867i mean long S bro.. i still dont have a team..
>>538058028>>538058039the witcord.....
Your uma for the night.
>3 borrows>3 long S procs>2 straightaway spurt procs>0 good statswelp that's it for the day. maybe a parent run or two i guess.
>>538058119AHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UUUPPPP!!! I AM GOING TO ROLL FOR HER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCKING RETARD!!! I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH YOUR FUCKING SHIT VIDEOOOOOO
>>538056742I got one of those and i doubt she can do shit in A finals.
She’s so pretty
>>538058119This is a horrible gaslight, the hors itself is still winning CMs on jp
Bwos, I really don't think I can do better than this...
so this is the power... of the world...
>>538056579>Gutsmaxing (and likely overcapped the stat)>Milekek
>>538058119nyo
>>538057504Every motherfucker in these lobbies is a whale or rerollerShit's rough out here for the honest dolphin
>>5380577429* wit is viable for sprint/mile. Stamina goals are easy to reach that you don't need 18* stam.
>>538058210If it can get to the finish line then it's good enough
What even is this
>>538058119videos like this gaslight poorfags that then turn around and need their decisions validated here by constantly talking about how they are skipping one of the most meta inherits and want a pat on the head for it.
>>538058146Idk man, don't think almond can beat still
>>538058146That’s two umas
>>538056262Isn't Uma Stan super hard to proc?And Straightaway generally wasted in the early race?
>>538058298glue
>>538058250>9* wit is viable for sprint/mile.Nah, you want 9* power + wit cards. I can reach SS speed/power/wit this way even with a trash deck.
>>538057185Fawk good race, definitely cutting urara for a non-meme debuffer, and rolling for a better raisu
>>538058298Hopeful
AHHHH FUCK I WAS SO CLOSE
> For the next CM gust is pretty much as good as stamina (or better) until around ~500> None of the guts cards are any goodUrara is the closest as a stat stick that gives energy, but I still don't have it maxed
>>538058351>he doesn’t like mentally healthy girls with a good relationship with their parents
>>538058053What happens behind closed doors with Creek is the one place where I don't have to be a proper toreina
10 rolls is all i need for seiun sky
>>538058540Your Mambo?
>>538058372everybody will be running end closers, so uma stan is more likely to procstraightaway recovery is a white recovery so it's less likely to waste easy race. If we were talking about the gold version then I would agree with you
>>538058298HOLD MY GUTS
>>538058714I rerolled to get kitasan and don't have event cards.
>>538058706>10 rollsWhat, to 5* her? It only takes 1 roll to scout her bwo.
What do levels of the unique skill even do???
>>538058527I don't think it's worth it to keep trying for 3* blue/3* Spurt anymore though. At least not now, maybe after Gemini.Might as well start working on Golshi's parent. Which will have to be McQueen since I don't have a 3* Ryan.
FUCK I cannot stop staring at Tazuna's hips
>>538058678Keep it professional Trainer-san
after testing, frenzied end closers makes you lose more
>>538058941But the Kitasan banner was up the whole event? You rerolled for a whole month?
>start watching season 3>Literally the first scene is Kita jobbing to DuramanteWhy is Kita such a fraud?
>>538058678b-but think about her fans anon...
>>538058953allegedly a +2% improvement over lv1higher score gain for TTallows you to flex on the poor
>>538058915I'm done with these parent grinding and CM and stuffThis shit is just not fun and I'll just farm fans and enjoy the horses, I do not have the guts to carry on
>people paid hundreds of dollars on a dying gameenjoy your sunk cost you fucking morons when they EOS this piece of shit
>>538058119I'm gonna do my paid rolls and if she doesn't show up I'll just kill myself
>>538058962Why arent you running like her like a dog?
>>538059120>>>/gbfg/
>>538058907Paizuri with Dantsu's sweaty boobs
>>538059052>"If I lose again I'll quit racing forever"s3 was ass bro
>>538058953+2% for recovery ults+1% 1st level and then +3% subsequent levels for normal ults
seiun's fluffy clown ass race outfit is so ugly no capi'll get the ballroom version
>>538059102Your trainer's guts seems to be lacking, so why don't you focus on training that?
>>538059120>anon wrote hundreds of posts on a dying game's general
How retarded would it be to reuse my Taurus Cup NN for Gemini? I don't feel like grinding anymore
>>538058907>>538059220What's up with this horse?
so everyone will be running 2x end + debuff/pacethat means at least 6 end positionswhat team do you build to fuck this up?
>>538054061the most ironic thing is that she almost got the title of 3rd oldest horse that lived too, but she died with some months remaining i think, so she's the 4rd
>>538059102>farm fansDanchou, suck this man's cock.
>>538059313Perfectly reasonable
>>538059313That's fine, you got all the essentials
>>538059017I have a very good front facing persona, no need to worry about that.>>538059091What they don't know what hurt them.
>>538059052I don't know, what I know is that her friend Dia is pure sex
>>538059372Rocket daiwa and oguri fronts
I think Super Creek is cringe.Can I have a different wife?
>>538059372Front/Daiwa with all the mid accel skills, then 2x double debuff (double stam eater + flus/hes/sub end)
>>538059513You could always be stalked by Dream Journey
>>538059513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8844NJgho
>>538059513wow....
she is still somehow too fast and holds 1st place until mid race...
>>538059513Maruzensky is available and in her prime
>>538059607
>>538059513I've got just the uma for you!
>>538059341She's that one down-to-earth chick surrounded by a bunch of hot-blooded idiots, schizos, and other eccentric people
>>538059716
>>538059220Dantsu love, she's like a poor Dia
>>538058714Hmm, I could, but not sure if it fits my deck.
>>538059764rollan 4 or dubs
>>538059662OK now I get why Taishin is such a dick
>>538059764I'm pretty sure this is a bannable offense bro.
there are many emperors, but there's only one ace
>>538058219>smug retard
>>538059824
>>538059513You can have mine. She keeps complaining my tiny penis can't satisfy her, so as long as you have a huge dick and make her happy, then it's cool with me. The only thing is, you have to let me watch and cum on her face when I'm all done Which only takes about 30 seconds so I won't be in your way for long.
Is it worth it to do 1 10 pull for Umas that I like and hoping I get lucky
>>538059764shota trainermayano trainee
>>538059764Let’s go gambling>>538059939Bro I’m at work don’t make me sad like this
>>538059984Yes
>>538059939
>>538059984no
>>538059764I am literally Spica Man
>>538059885im the kind of trainer that fucks my horses consentually
>>538059948Daiwa Scarletbro...
>>538059984if you have pulled zero umas to date sure
>>538059764I'm the trainer your Uma wears on her feet. And her feet smell goood.
>>538059764The raped one
>>538059764rollan
>>538059984one ten pull costs 20 dollars. If you're saving free carats you're still 'spending' that time you spend to build up the free carats. Is a single pull where nothing is guaranteed worth 20 dollars or would you rather save to pity on a banner?
>>538060042
>>538059939I'm the jockey btw
getting real fucking sick of this games absolute bullshit>have plenty of speed and stam>fucking die>change to late so no one can scream at me>fucking die even harder>even got 1-2 skillsfuck me this game can be such a frustrating whore that goes back and forth on what it wants and expects of you
post your End Closer Mayano decks, the lack of power is fucking my ass with a 4spd/2stam setup
>>538060069I got a lot of Umas cause I didn't know about Kita and did 120 pulls for Bourbon
>>538060178bro get some power sparks
>>538060153
>>538060178Then run 3/2/1 speed/stam/power. Retard.
>3 infirmary visits to clear slow metabolismbrutal, good thing this wasn't a real run or else i might have actually been mad
>>538060159Damn this nigga really got his ass beat by Blue Chouchou
>>538060232>>538060304stop gaslighting me
why did no one tell me marvelous sunday was fucking stacked?
>>538060261Thank you for posting, I enjoy this sort of thing.
>>538059607>>538059716>>538059824>>538059939>>538060042>>538060153>>538060261Umamusume is a ISEKAI
>>538060304this is why stam/power is better than all stam
>
>>538060178spurt is meant to carry your shitty power stat
>>538057120The ears need to be hot and sweaty so that they're extra flavorful for when I put them in my mouth
>>538060428I mean, that's true.
>>538060373the best part? this wasnt even her maiden race, but the 2nd fucking attempt at it, 3 days left to go till the next objective
>>538060413You wouldn't have believed us bro
For some reason El Condor Pasa looks more like a squirrel or something than a horse to me
>>538060178Power parents are true gamba suffering. Last 10 turned out the exact same...3 speed/3 stamina and power parents for peak highroll gamba.
>>538059764grandpa
>>538060413https://youtu.be/YAV5bsyONWk?si=fzG7PaEHYnG7m9Tl please refer to this instructional video
Complete this image
>>538060482I don't think just spurt could carry such a crappy power stat, maybe if it was Encroaching Shadow.
>>538060261FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUUU
Stop shitposting and get your fans. Remember, 70 million by the end of the month or kicked.
>>538060428*native
>>538060138For Support banners yeah saving for pity is always good cause the chance you MLB before 200 pulls is basically 0 but with Umas all you need is one.
>>538060261Thanks for posting. It’s very cute
>>538060428It isIt's been a topic that's been dipped with a few umas but Neo just confirms it
>>538059764ojisan
>>538060648well how long is it actually at the end? mid-career stats don't mean too much
>>538060413even in game she's an oppai wearing a corset it's pretty clear. It's like asking no one told me Dawn was stacked. Only 'surprise' is Air Groove if you don't have her race outfit
>>538060413she's not the only one
>>538059764what about>apprentice to a recently retired trainer >younger than the umas
>>538060516It's fine, some horses just crave to become one with the glue.
>first cm is max distance medium>second cm is long>third cm requires seiun sky unique because no other acceleration worksThey really want paypiggies to win.
>>538059931>seething retardI will continue being smug about your total misplay
question:what do you get from gaslighting your peers?
>>538060428NOOOOOOOO
>>538060413man her old outfit was so much better
>>538060428yeah anon, when you die you will also get isekaid to that world and become a trainer
>>538060606total nishino domination
>>538060898easier CM's
>>538060898Gaslighting? All the information I tell is nothing but the truth.
>>538060608
>>538060898easier competition in CM
how long until seiun sky i NEED TO ROLL AAAAAAAAAAAA
>summer camp>failure>mood down>success>energy shot to shit>beach party to get mood and energy up>goes home>mood downfucking christ this game>>538060827and I crave to hurt some of the developer or the management.
>>538060428Is there an uma originally killed on Earth by Truck-kun ?
>>53806104949 hours
>>538060606holy shit wtf. some of these umas got real sleeper builds
>>538061049>rolling for the most skippable uma
anyone still need an A+ club
chat please toot
Why can't Sweep do this during my ace careers
>>538060993>>538061048the more you do, the more people you drive away from the game leading to EoSretards
>>538061169*braps*
>>538060719Spoil me about that Neo please
>abandon dead end ace run before second inspiration>refresh>abandon dead end ace run before first inspiration>refresh>abandon dead end ace run before second inspiration>repeat
>daww your skills are great and beat the fuck out of every single uma around, meaning you should be able to lap them 20 times before the race is over? brocked =))
>>538061208He who would live must fight. He who doesn't wish to fight in this world, where permanent struggle is the law of life, has not the right to exist.
>>538060748i never would have known had i not misclicked and enlarged her portrait just now
>>538061291soulless
>>538058119Seiun+Front is whale strategyF2P should save for Christmas oguriYou can get Seiun Sky from the half anni ticket
I enjoy that this game made me respect horses a lot more. Their stories are very interesting
>>538061291bro what if you would've gotten a good parent out of that run though
yappari watashi ga ichiban nan dakara
>>538061291Repeat? You just used all 3 of your borrows
>>538061208They would just go back to JP or play another game so it's no skin off their nose
It's that day again
>>538061291>wtf why do I have no 9* parent yet?????This game isn't for people with anger issues
>>538059926And that Ace is also a great bro and pal.
>>538061169mmm nyo
>538061329>538061519yep, room temperature IQ general
>>538060886the guts run was a meme and buddy asked how it would do in TT. i'm not actually using her. your desire to be smug and self-righteous made you look like a fool
>>538058527>speedbwo it was over before it even began
give it to me, how fucked is she?creek refused to proc the last event
Which Tei-who should I transfer (euthanize)?
>>538061171>get this on predebut during my last ace run>think this'll be the run to get me out of the golshi mines>nobody shows up to train so even though i have 4 maxed speed cards i don't even reach 950 speedThis shit is going to be the end of me
>>538061568I already have 9* parents.There was no chance of this particular becoming a good parent. Even if she got somewhat decent sparks she'd still need to be converted into a grandparent. And there's no time for that because the CMs are close and I need to use other umas to turn other umas into groundwork parents.
Why is Mejiro Dober, a man-hating uma, called a slut by the community?
>>538061675too dumb to use it anyway
Is there a calculator for inspiration?
>>538061283from what i've read here, she knows that she was a horse irl and isekai'd herself on purpose to be with you, or something like that
>>538061707post them
>>538061675probably fine as long as bofa doesn't proc late race
>>538061751Stallions really REALLY like Mejiro Dober
>>538059831Uhm, what's Dantsu gonna do to me
>>538061648>Maxes three guts cards as a joke>Does a guts run as a joke>Shoves her into TT as a joke>Picks Mile instead of Medium, as a jokejokes are supposed to be funny lil bro but don't worry at least other people laughed
how much stamina do debuffers need? is using nature from the previous cm good enough?
>>538055810>>538056391Happy now?
Haven't seen a single quad rainbow since CM1. Is this the game's way of punishing me for luckshitting my way to my plat title?
>>538061751Because she is a mare IRL and was bred by many, many horses.
>>538061884murder you
>>538061909MUCH better
>>538061909Hishi Akebono's house
>>538061751We all had her
>>538059102desu I have never farmed grandparents/parents for specific CMs and I won Taurus and have a pretty good shot at winning Gemini. Just use a decent parent high blue, high pink spark parent and borrow an Uma with a bunch of good skills.
>>538061909Much better! Simply wonderful.
>long spark failed to proc>get this during summerfuuuuark
>gametora skill database say some of them have a 30sec cooldownWait, some skill can proc more than once per race?Is that for all of them, or gametora is actually accurate that only some random ones can?Because on something as long as Gemini that would matter a fucking lot between two otherwise identical skills.
>>538061283>her trainer has a piece of or is the isekai of micro demuro
>>538061571Canonically wants a big happy family too.
>>538061675realistically just finetest it in some room cm lobbies
Think I can beat beat the hanshin juvenile fillies G1 with this rice?
>>538061884it depends, are you a dense toreina?
>>538062064That is really cute
>>538062060get what?
>>538061283Alien(?) Uma who can witness and travel to alternate realities
>2 mood downs in a row before hopeless stakes>end run because it's going to be a waste of time>refresh with carats again
>>538062070Need those kids to help take care of the farm, y'know.
Make sure to visit Tomakomai
>>538062114bro your skills?
>get Long and Spurt>can't reach 1k because not enough stacked rainbowsIt hurts so fucking much bros. Funnily enough MLB Aoi is a pretty decent statstick when you don't have 3 good Stamina cards and she basically fixes the wit check. The con is that she procks really later in the run sometimes
>>538058119> skip everything bro, you can get it for free in 4 years when it's competitively useless
>>538062060>he got THATNYOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>538061908at least 800 or 600 with maestro
What are the odds of getting a skill inspiration off an 8* legacy?
i might start bringing tazuna just to narita taishin's -3 mood down and practice poor event
>>538061905get a grip. you're going to end up blowing your brains out if you don't relax
>>538062282>>538062176idk why pasting imagies has gotten so difficult for megiga bricked run.. 1 borrow left...
bwos...
>>538062062never seen that happen, so either the site is bullshitting (happen quite a lot with that game), it's something JP-only, or cooldown mean something else like maybe preventing it from firing right after another similar skill
>>538062268how does Aoi do anything about wit?
>>538062308I've considered it, but highrolls off of that event are so awesome.>shrine>cured>claw proc2nd best is getting karaoke and then you can slow walk curing the illness vs. high value trainings each turn.walking or shrine without cure are the bad rolls.
>>538061104sundayman almost was
>>538062062I've seen videos where Professor of Curvature activates twice in a race.
>>538062437slipstream can trigger more than once per race
>>538062372Thats the senior year,youre out of time to get stamina.
>do three el runs>all three get debuffed like crazy, don't reach over 1k in any stat, and get zero good sparksFuck this stupid whore. She and Ryan hate me for some reason.
>>538061940It's over..>>538062136Only sometimes. I may not understand if she's giving me obligatory chocolates or sincere chocolates unless she tells me..
>>538062450She gives wit everytime she lands on your training and extra wit if you bonded with her alot by 2nd year, so no need to hit it much anymore. I got 400 easily
>>538062578i failed to get long sparkit is a brick
>>538059764shota and loli trainers are canonically impossible because of the trainer school and exams requirementit's not like kancolle which is as vague as possible about its world
>>538062062yes, skills can activate more than once if they have a timer, but it obviously is a wit check
>>538062524Goddammit.So now I do have to check everything when buying at the end.
>>538062463>get claw proc but the machine drops all of your plushies so you dont get the second mood up
>fail to get 600/600+ spd/stam by the end of the first summer>need to glue and refresh
Bring married to Daiwa Scarlet sounds like a miserable experience.
hag game
air groove definitely likes sloppy angry mating presseswhy is she such a bitch all the time
>>538062680sauce?
>>538062615you are a dense motherfucker then
THE HOPE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE
>>538062841miserable for your pelvis
>>538062852imagine being a trainer power couple and training the same uma to greatness with your wife
>>538062680Jesus christ those proportions are perfect
>>538062896hello? rude??
>>538062865it's IA
Why is it whenever I want a good run with a borrow EVERY FUCKING CARD DECIDES TO NOT GIVE HINTS BUT STAT UPS INSTEAD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>on the verge of quitting a run>claw machine procs and wastes more time>leave immediately after finishing it
>>538063097damn
>>538062979It's the dream.
>>538063097No...
>>538063093It's okay. She forgives you.
>>538045235Based, inferior trainer would've tried to console her.
>>538062979>power coupleDude have you fucking seen Happy Meek? If the power of that couple is 1,000 Aoi make up 10.
>>538062864she has to keep the school under control bro, umas would just be sneaking out of the campus to visit their trainers every night otherwise
>>538062979#CouplesSeduceTeens
>>538062979Me with Belno
>>538062896it's OVER all over again.Can we at least do pocky kisses?>>538063286>smothering from Dantsu's big sweaty dantsusA good way to go out
>>538062979Still gotta be careful even if there are two of you.Both of you can still end up being raped by your trainee.
>>538063205>>538063230I can post the twitter that make it if you still want
>>538063025sloppa is too good... https://x.com/HWMaOCR/status/1956475738984427883
>>538062680
>>538061679* Please respond!Also: Can this horse even get S Long sparks when she goes from B to A in the beginning?
>Start Career>Accidentally hit recreation turn 1>End career
>>538063614sure why not
>>538063639They keep getting better...
Umamusume is a dead game
>>538059764Please don't be furry or futa
>>538063614I'm good. I'll just make my own if I feel the urge.
>>538063784based
>>538063667
>>538063870the only thing dead is my will to play after todays absolute dog shit runs
>>538063715Yea youd just need another long spark activation during inspiration
>>538063836This anon already post it >>538063639
Noob question: do skills that increase speed in the early/mid race even matter?Your horse will just slow down to keep its favorite place in the pack anyway, no?
>>538059764UHHHHHHHHHH
>>538063784always amazes me that people complain about doing stupid shit like this but then refuse to turn on the confirm rest/recreation pop-up
>>538062754Have you seen the Director
>>538060052>I'm the only ojisan trainerIt's over
>>538062463umamusume is a high roll game
>>538064106They matter for fronts and procing tail held high/groundwork.
>>538059764>>538064125so is the t shaped penis like a 2nd knob or like some sort of cancerous growth
>>538059764hit me
>>538063676>running away>from an umaThe only vaguely successful plan is turbo-masturbating on the spot and pray she won't try to recover your precious semen from the turf.Do this whenever you think a uma might be in heat near you, it's school policy.
>>538064267The director is an uma
>>538064106They don't matter for winning the race, but they matter for TT points.
>>538064106midrace skills can be useful for lates/ends to position better by placing themselves in front of the other lates/ends
what an odd thing to say out of nowhere
>>538064678
>>538064267Director is a nepo baby, bro.
>>538059764Rolling
Is Taishin the most whale-coded horse we have yet?
>>538064815does she even have two neurons to clap together?
>>538059764hmmmm...
>>538064678She overheard someone talking about Cafe
>>538064920>>538064920>>538064920
>>538064348>>538064642So... on the sempiternal CM2 Gold Ship I can ignore them and stick to stuff like Homestretch and Pressure?>>538064645Ah. Crap. Back to having actual decisions to make then.
>>538059764Let's see
>>538059764
>TP 100/100DANCHOU NOI CAN EXPLAIN
>>538059764dubs are dead, so are trips
>>538063360a peak genre
>>538064267not only is she not a trainer, she's a nepo baby and an uma
>>538064678The ghost would still beat her in a race.
>>538059052S3 is so bad compared to S2
>>5380597649 here we go
I keep walking into Haru rubbing her crotch on stuff in my office and she's giving me weird looks what am I supposed to do? I'm not a health teacher
>>538059313Sure, but don't act surprised when murmur doesn't proc. That one is Medium only.
>>538045235He knew Belno's talents were outside of racing. He made her a favor by not giving her false hopes.