Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>537779393
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>>538100672
>>538100395>no renee's tummy themedamnit, i was going to bake thatguess i might do it later
>>538101065I'm pretty sure he baked prematurely because of your public announcement and not wanting that to be the thread pic kek. I wouldn't complain about the pettiness, except for the fact that
>>538100395Sex with sister
am i a psycho if i thought the Shots and Such ending was kind of sweet? It seems like a lot of people think it's a terrible outcome. imo it's probably one of the best endings they could ask for. A lot of irl couples who haven't murdered and eaten people deal with worse.
does people still listen 2000s goth music?bc the last time when someone used to listen to that were the amv teenage girls from youtube and fanpop in early 2010sand now, it's all just phonk shit
>>538104718I mean, I do
>>538102730>am i a psycho if i thought the Shots and Such ending was kind of sweet?Yes, Andrew beats Ashley every day
What did Nemlei mean by this?
>>538104718yes i listen to crunkcore what gives it away
>>538106141yeah but that's kinda hot though. and like i said normal abusive couple stuff. it's about as good as they deserve.
>>538107091I think they deserve better to be quite honest. I mean for a time my family was pretty dysfunctional. I just didn’t give up and didn’t abandon them and it worked. Things got better. I want them to have better. especially since you can keep the positive “dysfunction” like being way too close with your little sister and neither of you expressing interest in other people even at an age where she should want nothing to do with her brother and everything to do with boys that aren’t.
>>538101456In fairness to the OP if that's the case: it's a really shitty piece of art.
>>538100672Leave. Whore.
>>538106304>9% battery>Iraqi phone carrierChecks out. The closest power outlet probably got bombed by jihadis.
>>538100395WHEN I WASA YOUNG BRO
>>538104718>amv teenage girls from youtube and fanpop in early 2010sI just want to be a dashing zoomer lad entering a washed up cringekino millennial gamer girl's life and rescue her from the harrowing realisation she peaked in 2008. But that's neither here nor there.
>>538119810Yeah you don't want that.
>>538119894Bullshit, I'll let her womansplain Inuyasha to me.
>>538120015You know they're not the same person they were in middle/high school right? As a bit of a millennial myself I can tell you how most of them ended up: married and boring or single and a complete basic bitch thot trying to compete with girls half her age.
>>538102730It's seemingly a good ending if you are horny and want to see them fuck. They are both unhappy, and it feeds into their unhealthy obsession. Andrew wanting to fuck Ashley, but also hating her because he blames her for the whole situation thus beating and raping ensues. And Ashley letting Andrew fucking her, even though she doesn't like it most of the time, just because she's constantly worrying that he will leave her for a hussy if she doesn't spread her legs enough.
>>538106304Iraqi anon, do you know anything about the cult mentioned in this video?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1I3Zsb0fks
>>538106304Charge your phone, you miscellaneous brown!
>>538120102You're wrong! They're still cringekino and soulful, they just need a bit of spark. They just need a charming young lad to remind them of the twinks from their old yaoi fanfics...
>>538121887I don't know how to break this to you gently, but there's no difference between the vapid whores of yesteryear vs. now. Only sisters stand above the sea of trashy twelfth-hand women.
>>538121961They weren't vapid, they were.....kino. Coffin is proof of that.
>>538122140Yeah, and Nemlei is married to her brotherhusband. All of the good ones got snatched up, never settle for leftovers.
>>538107091>it's kinda hot thoughI have never seen the opinion of anyone who says this on the Internet matter
Leyley wins if Andrew wasn't such a whiny bitch version.
https://x.com/hinakadan/status/1964193844729102428
>>538125825
>>538125913
>>538125982
Was he ever happy?
>>538128030He didn't kill himself.
>>538128632This has to be my favorite response to someone asking if someone was happy lmao
>>538128030Yes, he was having kinky BDSM sex with Renee every night.
>>538130427I just had a thought. If Andrew and Ashley's sexes were flipped, there would likely be no haggotry as Femdrew would already fill the dominatrix role.
>>538133332I resent that Renee is more popular than the game itself
Joe Biden kisses his sister on the lips. So why won't you?
>>538133332Submissive Renee wife>Dom Femdrew
>>538134157I do.
>>538133332If the genders were flipped Andrew's sex drive would be cut down by anywhere from 7x to 10x. She would most likely not want to fuck Ashley, just keep him around. Huh, wait a second.
>>538100880
>>538134157This reminds me of when people sperged out about Brady kissing his family on the lips. There is nothing weird about giving your parents or kids a peck on the lips. People always make it seem like they were frenching
>>538137074>There is nothing weird>or kidsThere is something wrong with that actually, especially if you're a man. Women can kinda get away with it as long as they don't also tongue kiss the family dog.
>>538137979>There is something wrong with that actually
>>5381382651/3 of men are pedophiles so it's not a good idea to kiss kids on the lips, not even your own kids. Who knows what it might awaken?
>>538138427Ah, I see
You guys kiss your family on the lips?
>>538138651In the late 1800s-early 1900s there were massive protests when France raised the age of consent to 14 from no age of consent at all, back then they weren't full of muslims like today, just white dudes.
>>538138851I don't, but I don't think it's weird. It'd also be nice if it was normal so I could kiss my sister>>538138985In 1880's London, you could buy a 13 year old girl for 5 pounds (which wasn't that much back then)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliza_Armstrong_caseAnyway, what's your point with this? If it's to imply that all men are secretly pedophiles, I guess that's pretty based
>>538140592There are way too many pubefags for all men to be secretly pedophiles
>>538140592>I guess that's pretty basedThat wasn't my point and it's not based, my point was that men shouldn't kiss kids.
>>538142278>my point was that men shouldn't kiss kids.You've failed to substantiate it. It's THEIR kid. People should be affectionate with their own family.
>>538143294>It's THEIR kidYou cannot own humans retard, if you make a kid and pimp him out you're in big trouble.
>>538141548Men will fuck anything given the chance, including animals (apparently prevalent in prehistoric folk beliefs) and other men (demonstrably prevalent everywhere east of the wistula). On a more nuanced note, when society says it's normal to seek a bride that young (ostensibly for reasons such as maternal and child mortality aside from general noncery), it would stand to reason that they are both presented as and seen with a degree of sexuality by members of society. When there is less need and less want for such young brides, that falls out of favour. If the nukes were to fall tomorrow, then in twenty years I'd expect that the average age of brides and first time mothers would have notably decreased, and not only because nonces would come out of the woodwork like New York tunnel heebs.
>>538143415Terribly rude of you to keep lampooning me after I explicitly said so
>>538143849Nah nigga
>>538144569What do you mean? Men will even fuck men if you lock them up in jail for like 6 months.
>>538144717I'd fuck men even without being in jail
>>538144717You mean gay men will fuck men?
>>538145062No, straight men will become gay and then pretend they never took a dick up the ass. The same is true of the army, sailors in particular are notorious cocksuckers.
>>538145350No, that means they were always gay. If they were straight then by definition they'd never be notorious cocksuckers.
>>538143849stinky femcel hands typed this post
>>538146249Nemlei is among us
https://x.com/passport_herb/status/1964294537381392653?t=eXtboQfsVQWsUAQO24ROnA&s=19
>>538146249It's objectively true, we're animals at the end of the day.
>>538147678Objectively you are a sodomite own goaling by admitting you'd fully willing to suck dick if you go 6 months without pussy
*blocks your path*
>>538149085>*blocks your path*are you calling her fat?
>>538143849>>538145350Holy projection. No need to cope, there's nothing wrong with falling in love with your boyfriend man>>538140592The jewish notion of this modern age you call "pedophilia" is the natural state of things: being attracted to the youth ready to fuck like rascals in their most fertile years. The original term was possibly coined to really abnormal cases like people fucking newborn babies, but now it's the ironic witch hunting mission which frustrated people took upon themselves and even reach the point of "just call a pedophile anyone you don't like, for free", but if there's something i learned in my formative years on this shit hole i call the internet it's that words and name calling doesn't mean shit, unless you make a sacred cow out of it. Next Nemlei game will be a romance inspired by Leon the Professional
I had another weird dream about my sister. We were sitting next to each other on stools, when out of nowhere she got up in my face like she was about to kiss me. But instead of a kiss, she bit my neck and didn't let go. Her teeth stayed firmly latched to my neck, but it didn't hurt or anything. It felt strange, something like rapid blood loss, combined with an orgasm concentrated entirely on your neck (rather than the genitals). I felt myself getting weaker and losing my vision, yet it felt fucking incredible all the same, even as I lost consciousness./calg/ armchair psychologists what does my dream mean?
>>538151903LITERALLY Amagami
>>538151903It means that you want to be my boyfriend. Sorry man, i didn't make the rules
>>538151903You want to be craved by her and submit to her>another weird dreamWhat are the other weird dreams?
>>538152457calm down, thiubro
>>538152967>What are the other weird dreams?Up until now it's just been a recurring dream about eating her out.
>>538151903Unironically you feel like she has her clutches on you (be it because you love her and can't let go or because she does something to you that you're not telling us about) and it feels good because that's actually what you want in your deepest desires, to be with her lovingly forever.>>538153547You wanna eat her sistussy. This should be obvious.
I need to stop getting into arguments about incest online. It's eaten up hours of my day
>>538159226he's dead, anonyou have to let go
https://x.com/VtbkKf/status/1964370112422826493https://files.catbox.moe/x1d1lh.jpg
>>538153241Don't feed them
>>538163141Too porny. Didn't like it...
>>538137074Fucking THANK YOU. I kiss my little sister on the lips all the time and people always give me the worst looks for it.
https://youtu.be/8sUe28J921U?si=mfP77t1_8VjgtH2A>Listen to me, honey dear, something's wrong with you I fear>It's getting harder to please you every year>I don't want to make you blue, but you need a talking to>Like a lot of people I know, here's what's wrong with you;>After you get what you want, you don't want it>If I gave you the moon, you'd grow tired of it soon>You're like a baby, you want what you want when you want it>But after you are presented with what you want, you're discontented>You're always wishing and wanting for something>When you get what you want, you don't want what you get>And though you sit upon my knee, you'll grow tired of me>'Cause after you get what you want, you don't want what you wanted at all!>Don't you say that I'm unkind, think it over and you'll find>You've got a changeable nature, you're always changing your mind>There's a longing in your eye, that is hard to satisfy>You're unhappy most of the time, here's the reason why
>>538163492oh, i'll feed them, all right....
>>538170808>wakeup sex sounds amazing>complete waste of an orgasmWhat did God mean by this?
>>538173698Everything good in this world is only a corrupted secondhand image of what we instinctively know it should have been.
>>538167486Yeah, I can't imagine why...
>>538178494Giving your sister a quick peck on the lips isn't even remotely sexual and I'm tired of this gay anti-family bullshit.
>>538178930Preach!
It needs to be said
>>538182616Thiu if he wasn't homogay...
>>538182616In the merge ending, its clear that Vivian just see Thiu as a mental case she's fond with and probably still has feelings for Lua. Sorry Thiu, go fuck yourself.
Feet...https://x.com/lust_coffin/status/1964338984043311527https://files.catbox.moe/ohpg2y.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/m5c4qy.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/e99zlv.jpg
>>538163141>https://files.catbox.moe/x1d1lh.jpgnot porny enough, still liked it
>>538183189Its okay, Lua's younger sister will drug and molest Thiu when shes a bit older, record it and then use it as blackmail to keep him as her slave.
>>538183502God, I love feet so much
>>538183502>>538186716feetley
https://x.com/skywke4/status/1964416583092322643
>>538187392This looks like censor porn
>>538187392This goes hard as fuck.
>>538182616This is so cute. Kill every gay in existence.
beybeys...
>>538192054Look at those cute chubby cheeks!
>>538155041Unfortunately I can’t preach the Delphic gospel to internet retards as I have a needy little sister who loves snuggles and smooches.
>>538192054>>538193724
Andrew has conditioned Ashley to dislike chocolate with the endless lemon muffins
>>538151903Your sister is a vampire. Feed her from your heart and your soul
>>538195140deepest lore
>>538195102There is no point trying to convince 99% of people of anything through logic and argumentation. I am not a smart man by any measure, but I'm constantly forced to rethink that self-assessment when I encounter people who are just literal fucking golems who will hear an argument and just not even process it, not even an attempt to refute the logic, just blind emotion and animal instinct. I strongly dislike "certain groups" of "people" who say others not within that group don't have souls and merely have a human shape, but the idea itself isn't without merit.
Julia is a chocolate-type girl
>>538196323I think she's more strawberry
>>538196323Yeah, I fucking bet she is.
>>538196491>indirectly calling Andrew a nigger
>>538196323She's not like your coal-burner dad, Juliafag.
>>538187392Why not post the other too
>>538195137Damn, what's her beef?
>>538195102The thread archived, but I can't stop fighting the last war.If they didn't grow up together, it's not incest. If a brother and sister were separated at birth or early in their childhood and did not meet again until they were adults, it's not incest. I don't care what happens, if there is no developed sibling relationship it's not fucking incest
>Let's his father beat up his own kids>Goes back to said father later to ask for gibs instead of just taking on more shifts
>>538198119>instead of just taking on more shiftsI will spare you a "play the game" reply
>>538198334If she actually cared about his health, she would've told him to stop smoking, like Ashley tells Andrew
>>538197340He has black hair, closest thing to a nigger in Coffinland.
>>538198334>"We need the money. I can put up with overtime for a few weeks if it means we don't have to go hat in hand to [GRANDPA GRAVES]"Is what he was supposed to say.
>>538192054Ashley aborted her and Andrew’s beybey
>>538199062
>>538187392>>538197671I tried my hand at combining them
>>538200046I'm calling the mods
>>538200170I was going to make a version where they're both uncensored but some areas of the image have overlap so I can't
>>538195756Point of arguing is almost never to convince the other party unless you know that person well enough that you can be assured they will debate in good faith and at least give your viewpoint consideration. It's mostly some combination of making a case aimed at people on the fence or without strong opinions that might read your posts, having fun owning people online, reassure those who share your position but aren't good at making a case for it, and practicing your own logical/argumentative capabilities.Personally I've found that arguing about incest is helpful for clarifying and refining one's own thoughts on it, since it forces you to fit them together in a coherent whole and think hard about each part of it. It's also far more easy to be assured of your own beliefs if you regularly put them to the test. If you don't, there's always the possibility that you've ended up falling victim to an echo chamber and unwittingly started believing unfounded bullshit, and anyone with some level of introspection will always be wary of that possibility. This obviously applies to any issue or topic, not just incest.I wouldn't do it often, though. Maybe once a month or two since it can end up very time consuming.
Who would have thought that the only thing keeping my interest on this site, or maybe what's keeping me around the internet at all anymore, would be my interest in seeing how some random finnish VN ends. I really took an immense liking to Nemlei body of work to the point that she has become one of my favorite authors. Really comfy as well as cynical stories in immensely imaginative worlds, with a central lesson of love and self affirmation that's just a excellent one overall. Also, i found /calg/ to be one of those strange places across the web that really feels alive and resemble the old internet very well, like a very cozy longue to crash in and discuss all kind of stuff that Nemlei stories just spark the imagination with. It does feels better in comparison to the rest of places where i just had to conclude i was reading bots and shills every time, but it's very nice here...most of the time. I really hope that we end up seeing Nemlei's most accomplished work reach completion despite the windfall of things that it's coming down on media recently.
I'm worrying too much about little details. I'm done
>>538196323>>538196358She's obviously WOOD type. Weak to metal, beats earth, strengthened by water, strengthens fire.
>>538201721>Julia bought the Wood Bible thinking it was an actual BibleGod she's so stupid I love her so much
>>538201662Agreed, coffin and /calg/ are the only things that keep me here consistently, if it weren't for them I would've just checked /sp/ /g/ and /o/ every once in a while
>>538200964That's fair. Usually when I make longer posts it's as much for my benefit as it is for others, but even then I barely waste effort to argue with people when I can tell by a post or two they're acting in bad faith. At least in this general it's the same exact kinds of posters so you learn to pretty much never engage with certain types of people.
>>538199564Why, Nemlei?
>>538203139>B-But it says it's a real bible right in the title...
>>538199564need a gif of this spelling out nigger
>>538199564Clearly a gypsy.
>>538205419Shhhhhhhhhhhh don't overwork that pretty brain of yours, baby
>tfw 8pm rolls around and the crushing loneliness returns
https://x.com/Fi_zz_ill/status/1964474705609708029https://files.catbox.moe/rcrj9b.jpg
>>538206405>Draw porn>It's cutoff like in your cropFOR WHAT FUCKING REASON!?
>>538192054Beybey = baby, thus proving Leyley is pronounced Laylee
>>538206405I always love seeing the cock going deep in a woman. So hot
>>538207853Why do you love seeing cock?
>>538209295I like penis
>>538209652At least you're honest.
My sister was being racist and I think I am in love with her
>>538211130Tell us what happened lad.
>>538211130I presume she and you are the same race?
>>538212550My sister got called racist in Greggs
>>538198334Oh, she really did own his ass.
>>538211130>retarded ass LARP posterAs long as you are white being racist towards everyone else is normalHave you seen non-whites>inb4 uhhh duhh karen and white women fuck dogsThose arent whites. Those are mutts. Fix your retarded racemixxer genetics then you can talk.
>>538212891Yeah>>538212550I was driving her home, and she went on a massive rant about how Muslims are all thugs and rapists and that the Middle East needs to get nuked. I felt so proud (no hard feelings Iraqi-kun: >>538106304)
>>538198850I forget, was Douglas an ex-smoker by that flashback or STILL a smoker?
>>538198850>>538216878The time capsule mentions Renee took away his lighter, so she cared at least at that point. Damn I wish I had a Renee wife
https://x.com/burialbunnies20/status/1964087951442223529
How does this thing even open?
>>538219127Tricknology
>>538214031>As long as you are white being racist towards everyone else is normalWhat? That's absolutely not normal, in the sense that the average normie at least pretends like it's a bad thing. Also what most people call racism, I call basic self-preservation.
>>538221212Anon, does the writer of that post strike you as normal in any way? Best to leave it alone
>>538221518Fair enough, anyone who gets that upset over an anon mentioning his sister doing extremely basic and common shit is unhinged to begin with.
God my wife Noelle is just so pretty!
>>538223149Yeah, pretty flat!
>>538197440That guy is not me. Wait, I thought "coal-burner" was just for women?
>>538224525I think it's gender neutral. Andrew of course is a massive coalburner.
Everything I touch turns to shit in my hands
>>538227020Stop shitting in your hands
>>538227020The "King Midas" of shit.
>>538227020It can't be all bad.
https://x.com/Sea___Lean/status/1962588844450062543
https://x.com/lockingthedoors/status/1962572749701865832
https://x.com/withhhissong/status/1962875934198944043This one's gotta be the next OP image
https://x.com/Corpsicle_1/status/1964150419728265479Chublia!
https://x.com/999ppang/status/1964298433717563836
https://x.com/yamuangelic/status/1962285984201981961
>All these twitter linksThis is why I hate /vg/.
>>538233048
>>538233048>>538234524FUCKING NIGGER HUSSY BITCH SLUT FUCK OFF STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHER AND PICK MY FUCKING COTTON!
>>538234913
hi sorry for spoonfeed request but anybody got the google drive with all the assets? mine doesnt have the latest version
>>538235234Idk about the latest version, but the CGs and busts are here:https://www.mediafire.com/file/kyw9qok7zqtz5gb/TCoAaL_Episode_3_Busts_Renamed.zip/filehttps://files.catbox.moe/b4bo8d.ziphttps://files.catbox.moe/6fjnar.zip
>>538234913Based
>>538235402sankyu anon im grateful its what i was thinking and not dolphin porn kek
>>538226120Yep, this was my father in early 2000. Seduced by the nigress. >>538234913This is actually what goes on inside our jewish heads everytime we see a nigger. We just stay silent.
>>538236235
>>538236235Beautiful, but who would Adam be, Ranchil or Samuel?
Here's a different version.>>538236868It was going to be Ashley but I'm FAAAAAAR from finishing that half.
>>538237094
>>538224525I thought mudshark was for women and coalburner is for men?>>538227020This made me laugh a lot
The sister rapes her brother when he speaks.
>>538239487We love our cuddly pet fart cloud!
>>538227020Even wife?
>>538240852That one started shit. Ended it as it too!
>>538239908I don't
>>538241030He's secretly helping the siblings, you'll see. He a gud boy, he dindu NUFFIN!
Do I sell this
In the ass btw.
>>538242095Buttsecks is one of those things that sounds good on paper but is logistically completely not worth it unless your sister is an absolute buttslut who can achieve orgasm solely by having her delphic dumper treated like a fleshlight.
>>538242095Girls are so lucky
>>538242095she's being fucjdd vaginally here though...
Teenshley Wife...
>>538241761>canadian
>>538242586That's what (they) want you to think.
>>538242405Bullshit m8. Fuck your sister's butt.
>>538244241I did, it was mediocre. We both like spontaneity and buddfuggin necessarily precludes that. In theory, of course, since I'm talking about stuff that happened in my dreams.
>>538239487>Well I don't know>When you're not there>I give you my love but you don't care>Say what is right>And what is wrong>Give me a sign->WHAT IS LOVE>BABY DON'T HURT ME>DON'T HURT ME>NO MORE
>>538240998Nah, she was nice.
>>538244717You can spontaneously buttfuck too? What's the worst that could happen? Would it really be that shitty (heh)>>538244756>don't hurt meSorry anon but we're buttfucking over here
>>538244956>You can spontaneously buttfuck too?Not really. The amount of prep is impractical for a normal diet, and we both east very healthy with the exception of Friday Night Goyslop™. I think we'd both rather avoid surprises. Think of it like super spicy hotsauce: occasionally it's nice, but too much and everything goes to shit.
>>538244928Why would Connie have a wedding dress that would fit Renee? Connie was fat and stupid.
>>538242586Yeah, vaginally in the ass. Wholly different from anal in the ass.
>>538245162Maybe she only got fat later? Or Renee was just being a bitch, as she tends to do.
>>538246110>just being a bitchShe was going on the attack to cover up the fact she feels bad about it, just like Ashley does.Source: deep animal instinct.
>>538245963SOMEBODY SAY ASS??
>>538247565A little bit of butthole-tonguing goes a long way.
>>538248029It shouldn't go too long a way though, or else it might hurt.
>>538242405PLEASE stop calling it a dumper. That is NOT sexy.
>>538251502cute fanart but the dialogue is so tumblr
Shroomy thoughts
Shroomley!
>>538251502The Coffin of Cumsock and Shitty Asshole with Garterbelt
>>538253936Shroomley if human
>>538254149Shroomdrew if human
>>538243003indeedhttps://x.com/anthopod_01/status/1964527342552043770
https://x.com/DemonEmmy19003/status/1964639333849391228
>>538255806
>>538255916
>>538255806>>538255916>>538255996cute
I have feeling too!
>>538255806Slendergraves
>>538256843Andrew oftentimes forgets that
guys... my sister recently chanaged her pfp to Ashley... and she's starting act all weird around me. Should I shoot my shot?
>>538256843Bruthr so cruelle...
>>538261013This could sound a little less unbelievable if you weren't so autistically incapable of lying.
>>538261135Whatever, loser. ill be balls deep in sispussy while you seeth at the monitor lmao
>>538261013proof or larp
I was about to hit "Post" for a different file, but I got a GYAT captcha and preferred to post that instead.
>>538263815>he has to solve captchas
>>538265159Ashley you need to stop spending our money just to post on that forum. I don't care that you can't solve the CAPTCHA, we still need it for food.
>>538265438Stop being so fucking Reddit, Andrew.
I--I like solving CAPTCHA
>>538251607sorry, 'turd cutter'is that better?
Hug mom?
>>538271351I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wifeIt's lonely out in space
>>538265159Ashley could NEVER figure out crypto.
>>538251607Shitter, fart-box, pooper, poop-chute, shitpipe.
>>538244241Why do the gays always push sodomy on straights? Don't fuck your sister's pooper!
>>538276048women have bumholes
>>538276048God will already hate you for fucking your sister. Stop being a pussy and do everything you want to her.
>>538271351Renee!
>>538276048i don't know how to tell you this, anon, but some girls like having cocks shoved up their ass
>>538277415Clearly this makes the women in question homosexual men in denial
>>538277415That's just cope, masturbating with a horse sized dildo up the ass and ending up in an emergency room is a 100% male thing.
>>538276921>God will already hate you for fucking your sister.I don't know how to break this to you but Jesus didn't say shit about sisterfucking so it's legit.>b-but the old testament!Obviated by the new covenant, which does not mention sisterfucking.
>>538271351Yes i hug my mother who smokes and has green eyes. Do you not anon?
>>538277926That's not the argument you want to make as a Christian. Jesus didn't say anything about nuclear waste disposal for example, therefore disposing of uranium in a third world nation and indirectly killing tens of thousands of people and mutating their newborns is a neutral act. Neither good nor bad. Jesus also didn't say anything about human experimentation.
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>>538278896That's such an absurd comparison that I have to wonder if you're trolling or genuinely sub-85 IQ. Jesus didn't say anything which could be even tangentially anti-incest.
>>538277926Christianity doesn't have the monopoly of god, but they really are fixed in attempting to make you believe that. The platonic god would love me fucking my sister if that brings me joy because my desire to do it and the possibility of it it's part of its creation. Hebrew civilization just couldn't get this concept down because it wasn't useful to control people.
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>>538279808Me on the left
>>538279021>Jesus didn't say anything which could be even tangentially anti-incest.Literally the sermon on the mount"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Matthew 5:28And yes, wanting to fuck your sister (aka incest) meets that definition. Jesus recommended ripping your own eyes out to prevent that from happening immediately after saying it. ""So if your eye—even your good eye—causes you to lust, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell".
>>538281937I don't know buddy, that looks like it applies pretty universally, unless you're taking the "sisterfucking" comment to mean purely lustful desire rather than a natural recourse of a romantic relationship. Let me guess, not a Christian?
>>538282302>>538281937It's also worth noting that the verse specifically refers to the act of adultery, which is a married individual fornicating with an unmarried one. Jesus is stating that to look upon a woman other than your wife with lustful intent is essentially adultery.
>>538282973Adultery refers to any sexual act outside of marriage you autistic turd. If two unmarried people have sex, that's still adultery.
>>538283412Your point, anon? If you get married, then it's not adultery.
>>538283501Sure thing bro. You experienced no hypothetical lust prior to marrying your hypothetical sister whom you sperg out at the mere suggestion that sisterfucking is a sin. Got it.
>>538283809So, ultimately, you have no fucking point and are just being butthurt. The crux of the argument is that the new covenant does not forbid union between brother and sister, the new covenant also supercedes and replaces the old covenants, and that the standards laid out against adultery apply universally rather than just to your sister in particular. You're needling pointless details because you have no leg to stand on when it comes to the original point. Again, to re-iterate, the original point being that the new covenant *does not* forbid a permanent, lifelong union between siblings in matrimony, and the only argument you've presented against it is one which applies universally regardless of consanguinity. Your concession is not accepted.
Surely it's not immoral to kiss your sister, right?
>>538284529It's immoral to kiss a woman who is not your sister.
>>538284164>Your concession is not accepted.No concession was given.>and the only argument you've presented against it is one which applies universally regardless of consanguinityYes. No other argument is needed. Explicitly forbidding something isn't necessary when the universal standard already forbids it by default. Jesus would have to explicitly permit it for it to be valid, which he didn't.
>>538284751>Jesus would have to explicitly permit it for it to be valid, which he didn't.I... what? I guess congratulations on successfully baiting me, you had me convinced for a moment there.
>>538284887Universal standard: "Killing is immoral"Explicit permission that circumvents the universal standard: "Killing is immoral unless its self-defense/for food/because the dead guy was a faggot etc"Incest is a lust based act, therefore it meets Jesus' definition of adultery, therefore a sin.
You ARE watching the game with your sister today, right anon?
>>538285694they dont start for 10 minutes.
>>538285694I'm not American.
>>538285792How about NOW?>>538286795My condolences
>>538285694That's for niggers
>>538276921>Jesus hates the gays but for inbreedersGo back
>>538286876let's go Texans, I guess. More of a baseball guy, personally.
>>538287106I will NEVER like Slopshley unless it is so altered that she doesn't look like Ashley anymore + has ass
>>538285694We don't watch sportsball
>>538287106Based. Fuck the Cowboys
>>538287435only reason I even had it was because I couldn't find a decent edit of her in a cowboy hat, at least, with the right proportions so the cowboy hat didnt look retarded on her.
>>538285694I'm watching the lunar eclipse tonight with my sister
>>538287873Based romantic.
>>538287873Sounds cool. Make sure to kiss her.
>>538287873Cringe sap.
>>538287873Make sure not to pull out!
>>538287873It's today?
>>538287873I hope you get clouds
>>538287873Now that fits way better into the occult spirichuel themes of the game. Instead of watching men running after a ball, for shame!
>>538289169>spirichuel
>>538217831Did he bite Ashley's shoulder and expected her to not wake up? Not beating the Retardrew allegations.
Remember: surprise devlog on 911.
>>538282973what the fuck is that oldfag ahh image lmao
>>538291307I am, as the kids say, "Unc."
>>538291435you're beyond unc, you're in 'gramps' territoryi know because im in the same boat and we're probably the only 2 people ITT that know who the person in your pic is
>>538291685The dungeon master. The undefeated DND champion of Australia.
>>538292145>Australia.i hate how i know you're joking about that. it's making me feel old. stop it.
>>538291685I'm sure there's plenty of people, plus I don't like sucking myself off for how long I've been here since that's hardly a point of pride.
>>538292394>plus I don't like sucking myself off for how long I've been here since that's hardly a point of pride.same, i wish i could go back in time and warn my past self that the phrase 'don't forget, you're here forever' is not a fucking joke
>>538292594I wouldn't, if I weren't so desensitized to stuff that isn't within the constraints of societal norms from spending my youth here then I wouldn't be a professional siscuddler and likely would have been the most insufferable normalfaggot to ever blight the earth.
https://youtu.be/mj9av_hGxPc
why is she so hell bent on that bullshit?
>>538295194Because it's true. She is building up her demonic powers by eating people. Andrew stops her from doing it anymore in the decay paths so it doesn't become an issue...YET.
>>538295194>/calg/: Ashley is a poor abused girl who just wants to be loved!>Ashley:
>>538295194Ashley is a poor abused girl who just wants to be loved.
>>538295194Ashley is so cute, I wanna feed her good food and just tell her its human meat. Poor abused little thing, she deserves to he loved.
>>538296515Snuggley, cuteley, preciousley.
>>538295194>hell bentExtremely apt word choice
>>538295194Ashley, according to the game, it's a demon in ascension.
>>538295194It's obvious Ascended Tar Souls (Entities) get stronger from eating another person's soulMaybe Ashley is instinctually trying to absorb another person's essence but doesn't know how because she's dumb
>>538297994but demons only gain power from souls, not eating flesh.
>>538298074That's Andrew's theory. We never see ??? encourage her to eat anyone but I wonder if it said anything to her about it when she tried roasting the guy.
>>538296515>and just tell her its human meat
>>538100395Here's my baseless theory about Ashley's strange obsession with eating people.It's obvious Tar Souls have to go through some process to ascend and shed their mortal shell. And cannibalism is indeed one of the main themes of the game.What if the key to this process is eating one's family members? Hence Ashley began her transcendence when she ate her parents. And only Burialdrew is qualified to take the next step since Decaydrew refused to join in.Further, Decayshely will complete her ascension by eating Andrew who no longer loves her after LU's 'help'. And maybe Burialshley (and Burialdrew?) will complete theirs by eating their stillborn child, hence the reason why 'fetus soup' quote is in SnS
>>538296515Ugley, grossley, worthlessley
>>538299310If eating their parents specifically had anything to do with it IMO it would be from making Ashley's internal self-loathing worse. You get from White -> Grime -> Tar that way, why wouldn't it help a demon hatch too?
>>538300034Ashley was already a Tar Soul before they met ???. White/Grime/Tar Soul is decided by how one views oneself via one's personal moral rules. My theory for the basis is thisGrime Soul - Thinks oneself as morally bad. But still cares about the rulesTar Soul -Thinks oneself as morally bad. But doesn't care about the rulesAnd I don't think butchering and eating parents did any damage to her self-esteem. It was as she said, 'If we're not gonna see them anymore, why don't we just kill them as well?'
>>538299310>Decaydrew refused to join in.That's an interesting detail, but considering the bodies seem pretty useless overall, maybe it was mostly to show how radical and cool Burialdrew is. And the ??? demon had his own non damaged skeleton in his realm, but no other leftovers and no kitchen. I feel like you ascend by creating your own realm through whatever ritual and then leave your body there in order to ascend. And the cannibalism is just something Ashley made up herself to emulate demons.
mlem
>>538296515Sexley, tightley, orgasmicley.
>>538298262Tell that to Ashley
>>538295194She has an innate desire for connection with others that is not able to be fulfilled because of her understanding that the world has forever rejected her. Consuming others allows her to connect with them deeply without rejection. This is why she ate her parents.
goodnight
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>538305470Cute
>>538303324>night>is the afternoonnani?
>>538303324Good morning!
>>538289289It's obviously intentional anon.>>538301712This gave me a boner...
>>538295194Because she's retarded
>>538295194She only tries to eat that camper if she feels that Andrew is unable to keep her safe, Ashley essentially tries to level up her magic bullshit by eating souls. She feels safe with Cliffhanger Andrew since he's all flirty even though he backhanded her in the car, however SnSdrew threatens to take her gun away and Andy is too much of a bitch to look out for her. Since episode 1 Ashley keeps saying how she isn't afraid of him but that's a lie, at times she probably catches the psycho vibes from him just like Julia did.
>>538310968canon answer>>538311117fanfic answer
>>538312413Retard
>>538311117She still tries to eat that dude if Andrew doesn't call Julia.
>>538311117>if she feels that Andrew is unable to keep her safeShe feels that way in both routes. That was the whole point of the tower kiss.
Stick.
>>538313817Thickley.
>>538313227>She feels that way in both routesNo, she starts getting worried again when they enter the other realm and Andrew says pic related. She immediately has an 'oh shit' face.
>>538312413Genius
>>538313978Anon the vision was absolutely on her mind throughout the introduction.
>>538311117>Andrew is unable to keep her safeShe roasts the camper because either she shoots Andrew in the dream and begins treating him (even more) like shit and/or because Andrew goes full beta so she disregards his opinion. Only in the route where she can't/doesn't shoot and Andrew asserts himself she actually obeys.
>>538316249>in the route where she behaves like a man, she does something a man would do>in the route where she behaves like a proper woman, she does something a proper woman would doDeep.
>>538313817Stickley
>>538313978why though? Is she getting scared that it means he could do the same and she'll end up being useless again?
>>538305470Bugley... the Antleys (not Beetleys), will love their inbred Stickleys, if not, dad won't fuck with you on breakfast, right?... Not your fault
