Previous: >>538111587>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
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>>538136563fat fucking thighs
>he fell for the urara gaslight
>>538136379Now post the x-rays of these animals getting creampie
Stego so smol ToT You can carry that little bundle of joy anywhere and make autistic children everywhere.
What's the best wits card for CM3?
Kitasan BLACK
>>538136903Your MLB FM?
>reddit tachyon
>>538136951What the dog doing?
i lost to this
>sex this earlyShow some restraint
>>538136951Stupid sexy dog
>>538136903>Ramp up and THH>Shits out mood upsIt's her time
>>538137097NO!
I think I'll just stick to open bros...
D-do I still have time to make a team for the CM?
>>538137239I need rest...
>>538137289For CM3, yes :)
>>538137173>"shits out" mood ups>has zero mood ups on her event chain and you have to gamble on rolling her side eventsMOGGED by Matikanefukukitaru
Unsexing this thread with no survivors.
lmao xivg schizos missing which general they are posting in
>>538137303
I do not understand this game.>Play late style>Have 500/500/360/208/216 stats with meastro.>Long course >lose>Other horses have 300/300/300/300/300 ~ stats.>Lose at 4th place.>Switch to front runner>Lose at 6th place.I swear this game is literally just RNG. Unless your stats utterly monstrous (more than double) you will still lose if the game wants you to eat shit.
Okay, that's enough slop for the day.
>>538137239Fucking this fortune teller silly!
>>538136906
>>538137358>Only one guaranteed mood up on the event chain>Gamble to not drain your energy on the second mood up>Garbage skill hints outside of 777I'm sticking to the oppai loli thanks
>>538136567Sure is. I usually hang around here, in case some anon asks weird irl horse questions.Have a little something i did couple years ago. Some anons should figure it out quite fast.
wtf
>>538137239L-lewd...
>>538137520>mood up in the absolute best spot for a mood up to be>much higher chance of getting it>2nd event is guaranteed right handed or +45 skill points (equivalent to a G2 for free)>giga side event with +20 energy or +30 skill points depending on what you needNah luck horse is just better.
>>538137343Is it treatable in the infirmary?
>>538136324Umamusume is highroll game. If you aren't ready for your late surger ace to fly high or completely fail you every other finals, what excitement do you even live for?
>>538137617A bacterial study? Whatever it is it seems monocellular. It doesn't look like worms or the like.
I want to have sex... With an Uma...
>>538137913
>>538137653Why the long face
>>538137905Have a reference sheet i used for comparison.Anyway back to sexo horses.
I can feel myself burning out... it took days of grinding to even get a single valid Mayano for the cm and now I have to do it all over again for Goldship. I'm not able to play around with horses, and it's so fucking rare to get anything worthwhile out of a career since no matter how optimised your stats are if you don't get the skill procs or end of career sparks you need you've wasted an hour of your time.We haven't even really gotten to see how cucked we're going to be roll wise with so many less gems than other versions. There's no excitement for a new character coming out or new cards because I need to scrape together every carrot I can get if I don't want to lose out on Kita Blacked pity. Fuck getting to roll for horses I actually like like Sky or Isekai Grass, all I can do is pray I have carrots for Summer Maru and get one of them off-banner.
>>538137995Ahh right I forgot about chromosomes. Neat.
>>538138051Marriage with Teio
>>538136903that FineMo you guys have been trashing for the past 3 months
>>538137173I only have lb1 but I've borrowed one for a few careers and desu I kinda just wasn't impressed... full motion cucks her for floating and energy efficiency whilst Matikanefukukitaru's got flexible events.
>>538138051What did Torena mean by this?
>>538137289Just play 24/7 and abandon no long/turf S runs. Ez.
how is summer maru supposed to be good if she cant directly inherit redshift and doesnt gain any affinity from a maru grandparent
I want to rape an uma.
>>538138043take the B pill or the open pill, not worth killing yourself on a 3 week rotation.
>>538138043I’m hoping there will be some relief once our decks are more fleshed out so that there’s less dead runs. Not having the perfect most optimised Uma is one thing but not getting a viable one at all is soul crushing
>>538138240Lol
how
>>538138239Red shift is old news, Angling and Scheming is the new hotness. Get with the times gramps.
>>538137449Npc horses usually have sympathy skill, which boosts stats if there 5 of them with it. Players can have it too, but it's useless if enemy players (in cm) don't use it as well since it requires 5. It's basically reverse lone wolf.
>>538137289Probably? If you can find a friend with straightaway spurt and have a horse of your own with decent long sparks you can mash together a Golshi or Mayano for the cm. One of those and two debuffers and you should be able to bs out enough wins. Go hard on the straightaway spurt sparks though, I undershot and ended up doing way more runs to get anything usable
Does Taishin being best endrunner some kind of psyop ? In most of my Gemini scrims with Taishin in lobbies they are still dominated by Goldshi.Also, both my end Mayano and pace McQueen does jackshit despite better stats compare to my Golship. Probably just do 2 debuffers + Golshi to maximize her chance.
>having a child with gold ship
>>538138043I'm the opposite, I'm enjoying the grind and wish I rolled more cards
>>538138239Red Shift is accelerationSummer maru fucks you with distance.
>>538138508ZAMN
>>538137449You remember more painfully the losses than the wins. But here's the fun part, this happens in CM finals too with horses that you stat gap by several hundreds and have superior skills to. Umamusume is pachinko game.
>>538138575All the other activities were blocked.
>>538138361I'm feeling frustrated because I actually have hella good cards all things considered. two UR speeds with multiple dupes, Creek with her base friendship dupe, and fairly alright SR cards but even with what should be a very good advantage I'm scraping by to get bottom of the barrel Uma's. I got walled in Class A last cm and it was genuinely demoralising to score maybe a single win early on just for every other race to be stuck in second. And if I'm struggling with my set of cards I can only imagine how everyone else is coping.
>>538138575>being gold ship's child
Fuck Kita
>>538138630Will SMaru be out in time for CM3?
>>538138814what model is this looks unique
>>538138795Is that bad? He looks like he's having fun like his dad.
>>538138501You need a specific stat line to get Taishin to be good. Simply getting x/x/x turf/long S isn't enough. She needs to be running up to 5th place or higher and not end closing. And no, changing her to late surger ain't it. Because she doesn't rely on anchor/pump, she can be up there with no repercussions. You shouldn't be relying on nemesis either. If that shit procs, that means you already lost.
>>538138819At most she'll drop the day that the cup starts.
>>538138613The "grind" gives no rewards. You get 10k coins that you'll use up in the daily store in no time. Maybe if total fan count or number of veterans could help subsequent runs it'd be fine but as things are now nothing matters until the run is literally over and you get another 2* speed gluemonger.
>>538139094Sexo mare
>>538138982I wish I had a fun dad like that
which uma farts the hardest?
>>538139094Umass.
>>538139262Urara
>>538139183>Fun fact: 99% of trainers quit before hitting it big
>>538139262
My trainee kissed me and groped my ass in the public...
Are any /uma/ clubs even still in the top thousand? Everyone seems to be falling further and further out of A-rank>>5381393802* power, trash uma
>>538138630>>538138414with red shift + unrestrained (0.6m/s accel) the calc still wants you to take angling for even more accelerationwouldnt any other mile frontrunner just be better then for maximum compatibility
>>538139380That's an average to slightly above-average spark at best, anon...
>>538138575spending the rest of your life with Gold Ship even
>>538139183I understand your point, but consider that it doesn't bother me much
I ignore Kitasan and go for Dia.
>>538139465The club I'm in is rank 65.
I don't want to have sex anymoreI just want to kiss my uma
>two (2) runs back to back where I don't get Swinging Maestro AND Cooldowni am going to kill myself
>Want to run Falcorb in Cancer>read what this actually entails>need 10+ turf sparks>means you only have at best 6 Mile sparks to proc off of>this is all on top of groundwork and tail held high stuff umas want in this cupwow
>>538139465my club has gone up lol
>>538139465>he doesnt knowAlso, if youre loaded with URAs, you do want power because you spark speed/stamina in the first place
>>538136563STOP MAKING THREADS THAT PROMOTE WESTERNIZED ART FOR UMA MUSUME CONTENT YOU FUCKING NIGGER GENUINELY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>>538139469Yes, also Red Shift does nothing on Tokyo 1600 if you're building for CM3 and not just building a general miler. You probably just want to affinitymaxx with angling somewhere in the lineage.
>>538139565Your uma doesn't care about your feelings toreina, she sees you as a piece of meat to satisfy her body
>>538139616AAAAAAAAAAA THESE ARE SO GOOD
>>538139565
>>538139762This nigga basedfacing over slop
>>538139473Lets see some grand sparks then anon.This one is 3* 3 URA down the line.
What deck is supposed to look like on mile cm anyway. Can I put a vodka and rely on power trainings for my 600 stamina and BOFA? I kinda want to go all out speed and power.
>Doto has figure>Taiki doesn't
>>5381399423-4 speeds, wit and power inheritors plus either supports or inherits for groundworks.
It's another being drip fed speed trainings one rainbow at a time career...
How the fuck does Fuji Kiseki tits smaller than King Halo
>>538139667>it's a "my parent will be good in a year" episodenigga who cares
>>538140085an example of presentation vs raw facts
>>538139915I don't have anything better myself, but if we're showing off sparks this is the best I have. It trades off a situational at-best pink for one that is almost universally useful, is 3* (but >speed), and has some usable whites. I'm sure there are some monsters out there with 3/3 on sta/pow with usable whites, a good pink, and 3* URA finale though
>>538140234oh no....cucked by Special Needs...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAwZVaUQAyw&ab_channel=Aoba
>>538140049Been seeing a lot of people say we need to run wit card. How does this cm differ to taurus? should we really go above the usual 400 wit for reliant skill activation?
you want 6 uras ideally for +300 potential during inspiration
>>538140216Its how you do the game anon.Its all about the sparks. Especially the raw racetrack ones and the scenario enders, and URA is a really good one there.
All 2* sparks. Shame they're trash.
>>538140254I would kill someone for this.Any URA finale 3*s I have seen have latched themselves to 1* guts or wits.
i hate the grifter content creators and guide makers that this game has spawned. nobody actually knows shit about this game except the most basic more stat = good. nobody can even tell you how much of a given stat you actually need
>>538140234its okay ill be there for u gvass vonder
>>538140382Oh yeah,alot more. You want high wit so1. your shit activates2. helps with positioning3. you late start or youre dead500 to 800. sunday can give you tail held high.
big
>>538140402I brought 15* URA a few times. Double circle affinity.Only 1-2 sparks a run MAX,
>>538139640I think Falco will just runaway midrace anyway unless some sort of BROCKED or late start happens
>>538139667ETA on this? I was going to glue the tacchy but now i'm thinking maybe save her
>>538140585do it every run bwo and you need max blues with them
I only have 3* speed sparks in 400 runs. I just want one 3* stam or power This game sucks.
>>538140382You don't need a lot of stam and you get power from speed. So even running something like 3 spd 2 pow you should be able to cap both and have enough stam. Which means you have one leftover slot, so why not wit card
>>5381406069* pink anything is worth saving , in this case just in case you do some meme shit where you try to front run a hors that has absolutely no aptitude for it.
(_´༥`___)
>>538140693>>538140558Cow wife
>0lb kitasan pity from spark, fell for the "you can mlb it later bro">unlucky with SRs, all speed SR cards just at 1lb>lost miserably in finals ABeen getting by with these scraps I call a deck yet strangely I don't feel like quitting, in fact I'm more determined than ever.This time for sure, I will make Teio the winner.
>>538140653I've had 2 back to back 3 * Wits as my only 3 * in the game.
>>5381403823 speed 2 power 1 wit. Some variability depending on horse natural aptitudes, strength of your lineage (URA finales etc) and your luckshit factor
>3* URA>1* StamCOME ON MAN, THIS WOULD'VE BEEN A GOOD ONE IF I HAD A 2* STAM AT LEAST
>>538140780the upcoming chanmi will definitely make you quit
>>538140606Not really sure but later on it happens couple times per year.Sadly you cannot upgrade the scenario spark.Keep her around,its not like you do not have 200 slots.My own lending uma is 9*, 7 URA tachyon
i really really really like curren chan
Literally mehttps://x.com/kyuumuin_t/status/1964149113676816522
>>538140865Curren is a pro at sexual activities
>>538140908Why is she doing that?
Everyone loves Curren Chan.
Am I a schizo or is staying in A+ club rank a lot harder than last month? My club even had inactives by the end of the month back then.
>>538140728>>538140549>>538140859Thanks. I'm liking and getting hyped for this CM already. I’ve got vodka and yaeno both at 0lb, so I may need to decide which one I should borrow for mlb between the two.
>>538141097Sweats are finding each other and swarming the top ranks
>>538141097Every month new clubs get their first ranking and it keeps piling up for the same number of leaderboard spots.
>>538136563a westoid secondary clearly made this
Wife material
>>538141056I like Scarlet more.
>>538141097reshuffles happened less liars
Oguri "THE GOAT" Cap
>>538138043The game was absolutely sabatoged by executives. If this game released 2-3 years ago with accelerated schedule it would've been fine. A bit of pain in year 1 but probably caught up by year 2.However at year 4, even with a hard-core accelerated schedule shit won't be caught up for at least 3 years and that's 3 years of the game being worse than every other version. Its literally the worst possible outcome with both not having cool new JP things, Having foresight but not having gibs to utilize it and having the meta fully solved.I suspect that they want the game to fail so they can shut-down servers after the huge initial wave of whales blew their load.
>>538140305>>538140489>>538140682>>538140865>>538140908>>538141056>>538141060>>538141089>>538141269Mare pussy....
if you start jp youll be waiting for new banners anyways and grinding there is pointless since you need bare minimum a full mlb deck to even have a chance to win cm
>>538141386Hmmm... sorry Curren but Vivlos is better.
Will you apologize to her during CM3 prep after talking so poorly of her?
>>538141097A+ is somewhat sweaty.
>POV of me (shota trainer) when i get assigned to curren and mayano as my trianees
Is it retarded to burn all of my points and statues to 3 star DaSca?
>>538141386I can take them both on
>>538141440hmmm suspicious bulge
>>538141237>>538141238>>538141316>>538141494Please stop playing the game so much, I want my comfy 1800 gems...
>>538141589Hey
>>538141190Do not get too hyped, because stats are relaxed cm3 will be absolutely brutal+rng fiesta
>>538141589Your Mastercard?
As an casual F2Pkek who should I use for CM3?
>>538141560depends, getting a hors to 3* is the best value for statue use but horses that are 1-2* in the gacha are going to be the first ones you eventually cap on stars because they are always showing up. Personally I used some statues to get some horses into their racewear and don't regret it.
>>538141589Don't blaming me, I left my A+ club a few days agos.
>>538141730I would go with Daiwa pace or Taiki front, El pace and Taishin end.
>>538141730Taishin, Bakushin, Waifu
>>538141730Vodka, daiwa, green texan.End closer Taishin is top tier but is horrible to train.You can also try to make a speed debuffer end closer,thats what i intend to test.
Am I gonna make it in time, bros?
>>538141929What's a "horse"?
>>538139726>Red Shift does nothing on Tokyo 1600if you can reliably stay >= 6 until accel phase it becomes umazingyou can't
>>538141998A miserable little pile of secrets.
Ok, now I'm ready to start grinding
>thought she was just some one-note jobber like Ardan and Chiyono O, especially since she's a "gimmick" character>ends up having the most K I N O character arc in the franchise
You fucking fat murican burger bitch!
When are we getting a dirt CM?
>>538141440>>538141786>>538141972
>fat fingered to confirm a 64% failure speed instead of pressing back>Failed and Practice PoorMaybe I should take this as a sign to only play on PC
What stat does Tazuna use for her agemasen? I swear she gives me focus instead of the gold most the time so it has to be wit or somethingor I'm just unlucky.
>>538142168Why is Dream Journey the only normal one?
>>538142113
Look at this photo I took with my girlfriend.
>>538142293Stegold has autism in his jeans
>>538142293That's not even remotely true, the most "normal" one is Fenomeno.
>>538142293Being the only uma with a canon body count isn't "normal"...
>mambo is not the king of mambo
i'm nyoticing daiwacord...
>>538142545For me, it's Meisho Mambo
>>538142353
Stop posting private Daiwa pictures
>>538138814I do not like it when armpits turn into pussies. Armpits are armpits. Steam and sweat is fine tho.
>>538142293Fenomeno > Festa (bum) > Goldship(autistic) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> serial killer line >>>> orfevre > stay gold > dream journey
>>538142683God damn, look at how flat she is. That is so hot
I'm gonna say the M-word
>>538142703Shut up, Vodka.
>>538142485Dream Journey had sex with a dude???
>>538142716made for ryona
>>538142618
I'm done. This is my ace for Gemini Cup>No spurtI'm said I'm freaking done
>>538142884Yeah, me
>>538142980just gamble on straightaway accel proccing at the right time bwo belieb
>No spurt
>>538142926
>>538142809Matikanetannhauser?
38 hoursRoll?Skip?
Is 0LB Tazuna too dog shit to even include in your deck just for the Concentration?
>>538143069That's the plan
>>538143160it's a MUST PULL
>>538142683I like this outfit.
>>53814316010 rolls is all i need for seiun>she did not comethen it shall be
>>538143160less than 33 hours actuallypull
Something needs to be done about these lewd creatures.
>>538143160Probably? I'd really like to roll for her but I don't know if I have the carrats. I'm not fussed about Summer Maru but I still need to save for Kita Blacked, Oguri, and Nice Natty. I don't know if I can make space for her.
>>538143160Pulling for wife
>>538143120You can just run Sky as a ace, she has great skills for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCbf8uDS5h8
>>538143282WaitIs nishino flower some sort of rapist?
>>538143091*spurts on you*
>>538143169Borrow a max lb one or just settle for focus. Concentration is good but only for team trials where we have so many other skills
>>538143160Can you afford her and Maruzensky and Oguri Cap?
Let's see your parent for Seiun
>>538143282is there more to this?
>>538143395yeah she is the alpha mare of her breeding farm irl you better believe it
How dominant is Front runner meta going to be with Seiun Sky, Summer Maru, and Valentines Bourbon? Do the other strats not stand a chance?
>>538143490her parents are currently only appearing to me in a dream.
>>538143550WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>538136563fuck me i thought Seiun came out in like 4 hours.
>>538143160>38 hoursFuck it's so god damn soon and I don't even have enough for pity.I want to get Seiun so badly.
>>538143601We're supposed to be in front runner meta right now and we're all scrambling to make an end closer just for one single skill.
>>538143490I can only post her inheritor
>>538143490i have nothing special for her. Kind of a shame when I know that nobody is ever going to borrow my seiun for parentage because im a poor trainer.
>>538143598That's scary...
>>538143490I have two parents at 7* and 8* groundwork with the 3*s directly on the parents but of course they rolled unusable dogshit pinks and blues so I am trying to get something serviceable in between because I don't want garbage blues and pinks directly on the parents.
>>538143810She's waving at me bros!
>>538143598>the alpha comes in many shapes and sizes
this is way better than sex
white spark farming deck, thoughts?>left-handed>wet conditions>speed to win career + corner adept>wet conditions + stamina>standard distance>tokyo racecourse
>>538143924wrong, she waved at me
I've got like three 9* horses but not the best sparks on them... still disappointing as fuck for how much grinding I've done but whatever
Are Cygames smart enough to notice the worrying signs among global pop and make some changes to ease our ongoing death march? (more parent borrows, carat gain adjustments, etc)
>>538144050Nah uh.
>>538143924>>538144050She notices all of her fans
>>538144104HOPIUM STAKES
>>538144104No. You'll play it regardless why bother.
I don't like Silence Suzuka.
>>538144104This is on a Saturday morning.
>>538144028>wet conditionsWhy even mention that? Our first rain is 5 CMs away.
>>538144104>Doubtful StakesHere's hoping Cygames will do more early quality of life changes. It's really astounding to how different the JP version is to the global version.
These are my Seiun parents, my only 3* blue sparks on the account. Rice is good even though her ultimate is useless right?
>>538143160>change music to bakushin>load up 50 paid carats>get her first pull
>>538144104They are Cygenerous for a reason!
>>538144279So so sad
Corporal punishment for such flagrant behavior!
>>538144282anything that's not firm conditions falls under wet
>>538144526I've never seen art for this game?
>>538144526It's over....... eos soon...
umamusume is a firm game
>>538144526post gameplay
>steamchart poster is on GMT +8Hmm *rubs chin*
>>538144682lol gottem
>>538143160>15kIt's over.
>>538144682My god, they're west australian...
>>538144573Well that makes perfect sense.
>>538144614>>538144629>>538144652You already lost almost half your playerbase meanwhile Buruaka is still going fine btw :)
sex with this triple tiara winner
>>538144874It's OVER..... you conviced me...
>>538144874post gameplay
>>538144770as funny as that'd be since australia is full of shitposters, he's statistically more likely to be living in some mudhut in SEA if he's posting on /vg/.
>>538144414If you just want stats on her yeah they're good enough. But she will want groundwork, some greens/focus to activate groundwork, playtime's over and tail held high to be competitive. Of course you can get them from support cards but getting them from inheritances is good too
>>538141724psst it's left
>Numbersnigger suddenly show upWho triggered it this time?
How to ensure my parents get the correct pink spark? I keep getting medium sparks when I want long. I most of the time even have long S.
>>538144682its different people actually, i know because i am one of them
>brought spark farm deck on my ace borrowed runAAAIIEEEE IT'S OVER
>>538145042Get lucky
>>538144682>the area that juts out into malaysia/singaporewhy tho
>>538144996im pretty good at doing 3/2 runs with Tazuna for Tail and I can always get some better sparks on the support I use. I've been waiting for Seiun since day 1 I need her as my ace.
>>538145047sure it is
>>538144971>>538144770Western Australia don't even have internet. Those idiots are stuck sending morse code to each other.
>>538144279at least half of those are bots
>>538143160Skip.She's fucking annoying and I'm perfectly content running a cockblocking Front against her every time she's meta from now until forever.Or until I pick her up later.
>>538145018The lewd posting made them mad, they are trannies after all so seeing hot females is like poison to them
>538144874Isn't this the gaynigger game that got hacked?
matikane is actually SSSS tier for this cm....
>>538145042Best you can do is train a hors that doesn't have like 7 different A aptitudes to narrow down the junk, if that is an option.
>Biting number bait
GIVE ME A 3* ALREADY CYJEWS
Honestly the most off-putting thing about this game is how long it takes to do a career30-40 minutes only to have to go through multiple % checks to have a 0.00000001% chance of getting something worthwhileOf course neets and gacha addicts will defend this
>>538145272forgot to reply >>538144874
>>538145392Yeah I like gambling, I'm out of TP pots but I wish I could spend more to continue gambling for sparks
>>538145558Your carats?
>>538145392uh oh cycucks...... what are you going to do about this post......
>>538145158Could be worse
>>538145392>30-40 minutes
>>538145619My carats are for gambling on umas and support cards
post more slutty kitasan she didn't show up to speed training again probably because she was busy taking dick
>>538145631Why the fuck is Brisbane not on this. Always fucking Sydney or Melbourne.
So close... and yet so far... but I'll get you there eventually.
>>538145705its just 10 carats
is seiun tomorrow at 6pm est?
>>538145219need more cute nishino
Does anyone have ID for a super aids parent with debuff sparks?
>4/2STOOOOOP... I HAVE NO STAMINA....
>>53814582010pm uct..
>>538145805Orfe is so lucky...
>>538145705A singular pull equals 15 runs anon
>>538145392You don't have to do this. If the first year gone with sh*t rng just quit the run.Also, go to github and search "something something"
>>538145769>Why the fuck is [THIRD MOST POPULATED AUSTRALIAN CAPITAL] not on this. Always fucking [FIRST MOST POPULATED AUSTRALIAN CAPITAL] or [SECOND MOST POPULATED AUSTRALIAN CAPITAL] Is Nice Nature your favorite uma by any chance?
>>538146031>>538145807You shall not tempt me devil
>>538144874Have mercy BAchuds...
>>538146185No problem, just stare at the clock for one run per 5 hours.
Aoharu will revive the steam player count since that mode is actually fun to play unlike URA
misery
>>538146183!?
>all the gibs disappeared>uma suddenly started dyinghmmmmmmis global a rugpull?
>>538136563>jap sissies seethe at this
>>538146369not really, its just ura with funny bubbles the most fun one i think is larc and desert island imo
>>538146391Just got Slacker from -Mood event during mandatory Takarazuka Kinen race day, just before Summer Camp... Literally nothing I could do.
>>538136563Why is the art shit?
>>538145392it's a novel concept.
>>538146786
>>538146540this one yes.
Is the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe actually the hardest horse race in the world? Or does uma musume just hype it up ecause its one of the only international G1s that nippon horses participate in?
>>538146369>Do note however that Aoharu Hai takes slightly longer on average, which is likely to make the URA scenario a better choice for inheritance or fan farming.
wow
>>538147082japanese horses are complete jobbers outside japan
>>538146113bwo stop sharing that or we will all be flagged as a cluster
>>538147082nah Japs just have a fixation on it now
I said that's enough slop for the day.
If I want to grind more event points, is focusing on rating or race wins more efficient?
>>538147082From what I heard, Japan got overinvested into this race, they basically were trying to win it for like 50+ years, in process ruining many amazing horses and such, and yet still having nothing to show.First Japanese horse to ever win it will automatically become legendary (in Japan). So they will keep throwing them at it, until they get the dub.It's like an unclaimed jackpot that keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Now that uma musume is dead, what's the next big game we jump on?
>>538147402Teio
>>538146113the ban wave for this is going to be wildin b4>there won't be oneyou sweet sweet summer children
>>538145219>stegosaurus is even smaller than this
how strong is a child umamusume compared to an adult human male?
>>538136563>Shit OP>thread is shitNo surprise
>>538147581Why do you want to know?
>>538145392>>538145646
For parent runs is it better to do single circles and pack more skills or double circle for the preferred skills? What is the Paul Allen move?
>>538144756Post-race paizuri.
>>538147654Now let's see those sparks.
>>538147082it's not THE hardest, that goes to the uk grand national or some such (4m4f, fences)but in terms of prestige the nips WANT it
>>538147691depends how valuable the skill is for what you are doing, if it is a must have then double, else variety is good
good morning
Honestly the most off-putting thing about this game is that I am SEA and there is no uma designed to be my wife. Of course neets and gacha addicts will defend this
>>538147778You must be above 18 to post here
>>538147082It's coincidentally 2400m which is the same as the Japan Derby and Japan Cup which makes it ideal for nippon horses. However, Longchamp turf is extremely tough to race on compared to JP turf.Euros value mile and medium(2000m) more than l'Arc.
538147882someone's having a melty
>>538145912>had to pivot to clicking single stam rainbows because my stam was so low4/2 is ass bros
>>538147776Glue, you still have a skill issue if it's taking you 30-40 minutes.
>>538147778I'm fine with western style. OP's in particular is really, fucking ugly
>>538147517Nah they can't do jackshit. These tools doesn't mess anything with the client or server. Its just simple auto click with OCR to detect choices. Unless they implementing some sort of captcha which will kill the game instead.
>>538148025Did you just not do any G1s? Obviously you can speedrun if you're content with shit. NTA BTW.
>>538147082races with jumps are harder, horses die to that shit all the timeI don't like jumps personally tho
>>538147517I remember the burgercaust, it was hilariousDid one of the spoofing myself and got off scot free, but viramate landed me a temporary ban
>>538147882>I am SEA and there is no uma designed to be my wife.Because they're horse girls, not monkey girls
>>538148141>races with jumps are harderPlease, we're talking about racing not meme gimmicks.
Post your top 6 honse (sorted by fans)
>>538148097So would you say it's....undetectable?
>>538148097Oh to be so naive, people have been banned on gbf for autoclick bots as well. You think they're idiots?
>>538148292>NEW>NEW>NEW>NEW>NEWLet me guess, is your smoke alarm chirping too?
>>538148217Women have no shame (and creativity)
>>538148000>old mayano from 1 week ago is still betteri give up
>>538148113She lost Satsuki and Kikka, leaving me with not enough fans to do others. Almost missed the Arima and had to do stayers stakes the turn before.
>>538147882umas are made for nipponese
>>538148329>You think they're idiots?Yes.
>>538148240Steeplechase/National Hunt races aren't meme gimmicks. The Grand National is easily the most well known race in the UK and even normies will bet on for fun.
>>538148329Viramate isn't simple autoclick, it does a lot more than that.Emulators already have macros for years and nobody get banned. This is no different but with extra OCR
>>538148369Do you seriously check every time you unlock a new bond level to read up that her weight is not stated and that measurements dont include her boobs, waist, hips sizes?
Eyes up here, toreina
>>538148369Did you take your adhd medicine this morning?
I think that the recreation temple event should have a chance to give "terrible" luck and tank your mood and energy instead of restoring it.
>>538147654If you're gonna prove a point at least do it in half the time, not 5 minutes under the estimated timeAnd this is with you rushing through everything because you're so eager to post it as some sort of "comeback"Like I said, only neets and gacha addicts will rush to defend this. You wouldn't get why normal people don't enjoy spending a long time on careers for no rewards whatsoever
Honestly they should just release Full Auto asap since it's essentially cygays approved botting and cuts all the moral dilemma out.
>>538148786brappp
>>538148651...Do you not?
>>538148786
>>538148858no
>>538148858see >>538148772 and take your meds already zoomer-kun
>Threads slow down significantly compared to last month>Alot of club members left>Club rankings fell>Even Umatubers stop posting What went wrong? Was /uma/ filled with kids or something?
Wow, this thread is absolute dogshit
>>538147778they are mad, because their goldship was draw in a meme way and not in a hot way
>>538148979do your part to make the next one better please.
>>538148979I just got here
how does this agnes event work then
>>538148942Anon, change your smoke alarm's batteries right now.
>>538148952it was just a flavor of ze month thing, the devs really do suck
>>538147082The most brutal race rotation is the American Triple Crown desu>happens in quick succession, begins Early May and ends Early June>notorious for bad weather conditions >dirt(actual soil instead of sand in Japan) which puts more strain on horse legs than turfThey actually had to soften the ground a bit because it was a deathtrap
>>538148786sex halo
can yall just tell me when is the earliest SR selector/uncapper coming without smartass answers like "ummm just open ur wallet bwo" yeah i am going to now tell me when
>>538148809Skill issue. Stop taking 5 minutes to pick a training option.
>>538148651>and that measurements dont include her boobs, waist, hips sizes?Literally why the FUCK did CySJWs censor this?
>>538149074I'll do that after you take your daily adhd medication you've been taking for years.
>>538149158Can you ask nicely and post a more erotic spe image?
>>538141363Need to accelerate more with some adjustments like monthly CMs instead and more rewards from tt/club.
>>538149163>all of this>first thing that caught my eye was her bootsAm I a fag? I want Red Wings
>>538148952>i want the thread to be a cesspit of normies and watch 8 hours of AI generated youtube slop about [GACHA] every single fucking dayI think you're looking for the Mihomo games
>>538147082nips already won in china and america, and despite winning a few G1s in france over the decades they still can't conquer the prix
>>538149267when is the earliest SR uncapper coming bwo
umamusume basically attracts normies in 6 month cycles (4 month for global). With new scenarios and all the key jingling that goes with that. No normie is going to be like "WOW cancer cup where I need three minmaxed front runners with a ton of specific white sparks now that is the good shit".The sooner you realize the winners treat it like a bonsaige the sooner you get over getting burned out and hating the game because it didn't keep your attention 16 hours a day.
>>538149340This thread is already full of AI slop, what are you talking about.
>>538148000skill = issue
>>538149227It's a "skill issue" if a few people quitIt's a "game issue" when there's a huge fall off in uma players and even /uma/ compared to last month
>>538149340aisloppa threads being tolerated by jannies on /v/ has had widespread negative ramifications on this site.
>>538136563
>have 100+ clocks before>week of spark farming it's down to 50Holy fuck URA is cancerous when you're minmaxing stats to meet the 600s
>>538141730Just do who you like (easier if they have their own gold recovery).
>>538148482>257k fansI hope that isn't normal for you, Danchou's not gonna be happy with that...
hmmm do I want to spend 3 hours farming 10 million fans today...
>>538149364I don't know but I hope someone can answer your question
>>538144682reminder that 1/4 of world population live in that timezone
>>538149462Don't care. Stop concernfagging and go be a phillipine schizo elsewhere.
>>538149456i have>lb1 halo>lb2 taishinnow whatdrop my biko borrow for a MLB creek and swap in a subpar SR?
>>538149743curry chan
>>538145392Just do McQueen career and fail, can be done in like 5 minutes if you want the daily. Or not do it at all, isn't that big of a deal.
>>538148651Yes
>>538149679Part of me wants to fuck her silly, part of me just wants to protect her.
>>538144028>standard distance>tokyo racecoursethese are going to be pretty much useless since they just give stamina
i'll turn you into one
grubber here, my crewmates from ウマオオ told me uma is dying already so they came back. What happened?
>>538149647>rushing in to defend the game with 2 crappy screencaps that prove nothing>d-don't careBoom. Done.
>>538149869Doto is right there spe
Best uma wife for murrifat?Best uma wife for spic?Best uma wife for maple syrup?Best uma wife for Europoor?Best uma wife for SEAmonkey?Best uma wife for chink?Best uma wife for gook?Best uma wife for Eleven?
is rudolfs unique fucking useless? seriously, i've started putting it on my horses after a goldship activated ramp up, pressure and emperors divine might in one race and overtook my mcqueen by 6 lengths but it literally never activates because if you're catching up it's usually like 2 horses ahead so you will never fucking activate it even if you pass them and you will never pass them because you don't activate it and if you activate it you're probably going from 9th to 6th in the last spurt. literally what use does it have
here is your daily 50 carat (paid) roll
>>538137782I mean...yes, but not in the way you'd normally imagine.
We just need more little girls.
>>538149456>>538149653bwo im still waiting for your answer bwo help me out bwobwo pls
>>538149816That's called a wife
How do i win arima with only 500-600 stam and no recoveries in a parent run? How much speed would i need?
Game is dead and we don't even have Mambo yet
>>538149640and many of them have yet to join the internet. scary stuff
>>538144006>The paw on the throatThat's some domination right there.
game isn't dead i was just watching the azur lane streamas a taihoufag i won BIGLY
>>538149960You arent supposed to put it on pace chasers...
>>538150081Get 300+ guts and you'll win with 600 speed.
>>538150005NTA but just borrow a higher LB super creek and cope with the shitter spd SR or SSR that you have
>>538150004hold strong for the big releases in year 2.
>>538137995I think i saw a stray cat with a small part of her leg bone sticking out. Walked around just fine though, although the area with the bone shard was a bit swollen and with no hair around. It's below the knee joint if that helps, looked fairly thin, say the width of a cotton swab's stick.Gonna try catching her and taking her to a vet soon. Anything i should take into consideration?
>>538149960You misunderstand the conditions, it counts any 2 horses from when you start spurting all the way to the finish line, including around the final two corners so that condition is always met for lates and endsIf it doesn't proc despite this you failed the wit check
>AIslop spammer is making Manhattan Cafe fans look badterrible timeline
>>538149653MLB Kita, Eishin and Tosho are already great for speed. 1LB Creek is a steaming pile of shit (save for the skill she gives you) so you really need to borrow her at MLB.Also your spe? Your Tazuna/Aoi?
>>538150086making it a 1:1 copy of JP was a mistakeshould've included a bunch of other umas and the other Canopus trio as well
>>538150004Very true.
>>538149915honeymoon phase ended
>>538150132it's on vodka and gold ship
>>538150315wtf yeppers
>>538150267>>538150315ToT
>>538149364>>538149634should be half anni bwosnovember probably
>>538149960it gets worse as people get harder to pass that is truebut it is already shit on a pace, don't do that. for now, late and end love it.
It's a new day!
>>538148000Anyone who complains about reaching stats who has MLB Kita + MLB SRs should fucking retire as a trainer.
>>538150293Cafe sexo
>>538146113check pull req added a bunch of shit but owner is on vacation so ur just gonna have to use my repo for now until he merges
>DAILY RACE DE WA->MOONLIGHT SHO DE WA->EL CONDOR PASA
>>538150315sexy yeppers what the...
>>538150292i just feel like it's useless even if it procs. i have 500 wit so i've not failed the check in any of the races yet i just haven't been able to catch up to the leaders
>>538150005>>538148000I don't think you need to do anything other than change the way you train and get luckier. You could've stop getting speed around 950 and get bonus from URA and go in on stamina. My deck is worse than yours but I managed to get both speed and stam to s rank.
>>538150293Still better than tranny art
>>538148000Isn't Kawakami Princess better? She has power bonus
japanese horse racing went #wokehttps://x.com/racingKilns/status/1964179855953543533
Why is there so much AI spam? Are we being raided?
this time for sure
>>538150618because this race is boring af and you know exactly who is going to win 99% of the time once that 600m stretch starts.
>>538150458>Anyone who complains about reaching stats who hasesl bro i KNEEL
>>538150673Is this... "tranny art"... in the room with you right now?
>Summer>Left>Wet>Sunny>Tokyo>Standard>Target in sight>FocusYou need at least 3 of those. And you can only get 3 (target, standard, focus) from hints in your ace runs. So i hope you have more than groundwork sparks in your parents, otherwise it won't even be able to proc.
Thoughts?
>>538150742Enjoy your first-rate uma.
>>538150760Touched a nerve?
If people are already getting burnt out by CM grind I can't wait until we get to MANT. It will kill all the fan farming autists.
>>538150768>And you can only get 3 (target, standard, focus) from hints in your ace runs. says who?
>>538147082Japanese umas jobs all the time outside Japan. Their first overseas g1 win with a japan bred uma was with Stay gold back in 2001, which is also his only g1 win
>>538150693im a huge slut for training effectiveness
>>538150757Huh?
>>538150742shit game
if you want a chance at 1200/1200 you should be getting this by kikuka sho
>>538147778post this as OP
>>538150878Says the cards you'll be running on your Ace
>>538150829>Trash Opera >GoldShit>Tamamaocock6/10 for your other picks. Apply yourself.
>>538148240It is the peak of racing albeit
>>538150829The top ones are all extremely reddit picksThe lower ones like Meno, Tabo, Mambo, Biwa etc are sovl
If there was any uma who'd have sexual relations with foreign men, it'd be her.
>>538150976Nah gonna use proper art this time
>>538150293he posts on post cooldown until the thread image limit is capped, usually does a poor job screening things like extra appendages and then wonders why people are so put off by AI slop.Maddening behavior
>>538150942Is this supposed to be Springfield with uma ears and tails I can no longer tell
Retention status?
>>538147778>I want to fuck up the OP and maybe even cause a schism in the threads just becauseyou sound like a narcissist with autism
>>538151065Your proper art, monsieur.
>>538151181536,000. Sleeping like a babe. Thanks as usual witmaxxers.
>>538151202My dog draws better lmao
>>538151131Matikane's fukukitarus aren't that big
When's the next meta support card? I don't feel like using my spark for umas or Seiun
>albeitthe normalfags are here
uma attack
>>538151202You should be put on a list for saving this image
>2 people in my club borrowed my umaWhat the fuck is wrong with you? There other people with better parents to borrow
>>538151321Show me your panties Mayachi.
>>538151181Safe.
>>538150583Sorry, i'm new to this but i just need to download UAT-Global-Server-dev.zip from pull request and replace to the release build 1.2.5 ?
>>538151070I still prefer AI shit more than trash like this >>538151202
Make sure to do your daily pulls!
>>538151202the thing is, there is an effort made but it applies a realistic western 2D style on anime 2D characters while trying to retain characteristics of both in a 70/30 western / eastern split There is talent there, but its not used in the right avenue.This 100% comes from a woman that never had to endure criticism for her art or brushed any criticism of as "haters" or whatever buzzword we use today.
>>538140510Which ones are you listening to? I feel like everyone is half listening then bitching. All the various opinions are about the risk. If people actually read the doc the 3 gold is because of the high stat chase and lower wit makes it risky to have one not proc 30% of the time.few know that off the top of their head they use a calculator and anecdotes from running jp/kr
>>538151484I don't want to be hurt no more
>>538151435Fortunately umamusume has a near infinite pixiv artwork hack and you don't have to make those kind of terrible decisions like you might in some of the slow /vg/ threads.
>>538151181
>>538151181Today I hit 500k+ for the first time (:
Why is Smart Falcon so pathetic? Why is she willing to cuck herself out?
>>538151202Tumblr has been a blight upon this planet
anyone have one of those cheat sheet pics for cm3? mostly just which umas are good
I'm safe, right?
>>538148754But titties down there!
>>538151552Yet fags sabbotage OP the worst kind and lackless effort art
>>538151315ThisTrue 4channers only use sharty-approved words like thoughever and doebeit
>>538151181My TT team needs a massive overhaul but they keep landing themselves over 500k and in class 6 retention thanks to random wit maxxers so I've been putting it off.
>>538140510You don't actually watch those retards and try to see if they give good advice right? Just look at their channel history and it should tell you if they're worth listening to or not.
Just found this. Kinda bad for Ace. but good for parent runs.
>>538150750True
>>538151321why is she covering her butthole
>>538151181420k. Promotionchads rise up
Medium > Long = Mile > Sprint > Rudolf's jokes > Dirt
DAILY RACE WA-MOONLIGHT SHO DE-HAAII~ MARUZENSKY~
>>538151712this but ironically
>>538151768is there any way to filter for representatives on this site?
HAIIIDEIGI SHODDER DES :DDDD
>>538151892That's not very adult-like to just show your pooper like that.
you ARE saving for your slutty miler, aren't you, /uma/?
DAIWA SKARETTOIKUWAYO
It's a new day, club bros.
ayy had a random pink pull ticket from something
Is there some unique important unique skill for the gemini cup like Redshift/Shooting for Victory on Oguri or does it not matter? Whats the best unique skill I can give her as pace chaser?
>>538152295explode
wtf are you doing
>>538152225Would Gold City let me fuck her armpits if I asked? Specifically after a race
>b end mayano>350 wit>hasn't activated spurt nor some golds in 3 cm practice roomsHell no b is not ok
>>538149124If you insist
>>538152314there isn't muchMcqueen or Daiwa Scarlet have OK inherits for a pace here because very few people compete from the fronther own skill is good but that obviously isn't a consideration
>>538148240steeplechases are kino
>>538146113Tell us if you are banned or not later, I'm interested
>>538152367no but you could buy her bathwater
>>538151181I’m getting promoted!
>>538152406>>b end mayanostyle doesn't affect skill activation thoughbeit
STOP TALKING TO RUDOLF. RIGHT NOW!!
>>538151637>do 1 uno race>480kMan, I should've just emptied my whole roster. Who knew dropping down a class would be so hard
>>538151181I hit auto the other day and forgot my setup
>>538152405every time I see this image it brightens my day a little, thank you Taiki and anon toreina.
>>538152025Only sprint matters. The rest are woke nonsense.Blitzing to the finish line in a 1200m race is better than gay shit like "strategy" and "conserving stamina" while jogging to the goal in non-sprint races.All that matters to an uma is SPEED and RUNNING and what do you get when you mix those two together? That's right: SPRINT RACES where only the fastest thrive.
>>538152543Why the hell would I roll for her then? This is why Matikanetannhauser is the best
>>538148240the Grand national is fucking awesomeHedgehunter, Tiger Roll, Red Rum, Comply or Die, all legends
>>538152128you can
I love double circle gold inheritances, free 170+ stats and Long S
>3* stam on a nice nature runAIIIIEEEEEEEEEthis makes me never want to do a debuffer run again
>>538152747okhow?
>>538148240hmm nyo
>>538152225I would really like her but I need to save for my wife's summer outfit.
>>538152295I hate you faggots
>>538152792click legacy
>>538152807holy hell hope no one got hurt
>>538152295you'd better consummate the marriage, do you copy?
>>538147654>Akshually, it's 22 minutes??? What's your point?
>>538152807link of full version?
AHHH BROCKED
>>538152942anon id like to let you know that im a total fucking retard and thought your screenshot was from honse.moethanks anyway
>>538152724
>>538153025https://youtu.be/tFGrJEBn0_A
>>538153140That's a long distance uma though?
wut
>flirt with tazuna>mood up+energy up for your trainee>reject tazuna's flirting>mood down+energy downHow does this make sense
>>538152807Why does it look like the guy purposefully jumped off his horse to set things in motion?
>>538153074>194 clocksdo you even play the game?
Post 'em.
>>538153284reddit girl = sòy
>>538153286some of the early supports are just weird. Seiun Sky SSR has something similar where if you pick the second option she fucks off, but gives you an absolutely terrible skill and you get negative friendship. You might even get stat down, I'd have to look at it again. But yeah that was all before they realized giving early finishes to some cards with positive benefit could have much more interesting gameplay impact.
>>538152225Nope, I'm saving for her.
I will only accept Mayano bride or rice shower
How do people survive being sub 100 pounds, like a stiff breeze threatens your continued existence, I could throw you across the room by accident, most guys could accidently break their limbs wtf
>>538151184i am not a narcissist, i just like to do a little trolling here that's why
>>538153286she's showing your protegee how to rape torena
>>538147778>deleted
>>538153319>he needs clocks to finish careers
Anal Shower more like
>>538153286if a woman is happy you have an easy time, if a womans not happy, youre in for hell
>>538153319I didn't think it was possible to be bad at this game, but the number of anons, yourself included, who express disbelief that others can complete careers without burning through clocks has made me reconsider that.
dirtbros how are your dirt shoes stockpile coming along? I currently have 464, I think I can make it to 500 in two weeks if I cut back my donations a little while requesting at least twice a day
>>538153319>He still needs clocks
>>538153730-1 schizo
is there a better screen for reviewing all ur borrow legacies? the screen where you select them for career sucks and so does going down your follow list 1 by 1
>>538153752>>538153803>>538153820>he doesn't optimise his careers to barely scrape by with 600/600/600 and 16+ optimal skillsenjoy your shit parents
why is goldship so hard to train to reach 1200 speed? it feels like 2x harder to increase than other umas
>>538153876You can't finish a career with 600/600/600?
>>538153876>he needs clocks for parent runs
>>538148141are there jumper umas ingame?
>>538153876>he needs clocks to complete average parent runsCome on now, anon.
>>538153876you can honestly tell who does tight parent runs and who thinks they're hot shit because they clock stock on 9x2 legacies 3x a day by lurking here a bit.
>>538153876this bitch needs CLOCKS lmao
>>538153992>>538154017what the fuck else would you be using your clocks on? aces? are you literally retarded?
>>538153937She doesn't have a speed build bonus if you're used to playing characters that have it could be a problem. best bet is to hit your stam checks for career then get speed training to max by senior summer in my experience
>clocklets
MCQUEEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOODO NOT FINISH YOUR EVENT CHAIN IN CLASSIC YEARS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>538154058Why are you even spending clocks in the first place? Are you just that bad?
bread doko
if you are somehow a decent trainer you should have at least 200 clock or more
>hit image limitwelp here is my prediction>early thread>dog shit OP image>missing or wrong thread number>hehe im doing a little trolling :^)
>>538151181Hit 500k first day. Safe.
>image limit MAKE NEW BREAD OR I WILL GO NUCLEAR
>>538154092It feels like an impossible task if I'm not lucking out and getting multiple triple rainbows at lv5 speed
I use clocks when my Maruzensky gets unlucky and gets to URA Finals with C or lower in all stats while doing 1m fan runs :(
>anons are measuring and comparing their clocks again
nice clock
>>538154153do you understand how parent runs work anon? do you bring 18* legacies and 4 MLB speed cards on your parents? do you skip every optional G1 race?
>>538154058I don't use them on anything, you drooling spastic. It's absolutely trivial to complete optimal parent runs without failing goal races. How the fuck are you managing to be so shit at a mobile game that you need to use clocks? To think that I share a planet with troglodytes like you...
>>538147882King Argentine soon
End Mayano is so much better kek
>>538154285Umas love clocks
>>538154330Post an optimal parent run deck
>>538154258Welcome to Uma ace runs. behind every Ace is 100 retired vets
>>538154330post what you think an optimal parent run looks like
>>538154429>Post an optimal parent run deck>Image limit>>538154429
>>538154326I can complete careers with 17 races and non mlb'd cards just fine anon. No clocks needed.
>>538154229wait for page 8, asshole
Clocks cuck Happy Meek
>>538154487it's 6 cards, you can type.
Which umas would let you fuck her in junior year?
>>538154503bwo? what about your parents?
>>538154429>>538154462>he doesn't even know how 4chan worksWhere do you creatures come from?
I've never baked before, do I just copypaste the recipe?
>>538154583Mayano's legs are wide open on day 1
>sidestepping the questions and resorting to ad hominemI rest my case
>>538154608>he doesn't even know the names of the cards he's runningi know that you came from /v/
>>538154583mayano to prove she's grown upcurren chan since she's had her eye on you forevergoldship because she's bored
>>538154671Yes and check the embed links
>>538154601Yeah? They're also unoptimized, that's why I'm making parents in the first place.
Cucks clock Happy Meek
If you post a western art OP again I am going to skullthump you.
>>538154330you and >>538154058 seem to have different ideas on what makes a good parent run
My only mistake was bothering to reply to clocklets. It's hard to imagine that there are "people" who actually think it's necessary to fail career goals to make good parents.
>>538154583So far Top Gun, Curren and maybe Creek. We will get more in the future
>>538154120If she does, does she not give you Cooldown? What the actual fuck?
>no rainbows for majority of senior year I swear to god game Why do you always do this
>300 second wait to post a threadWTF I don't remember this...
clockcucks think a "good parent" is a 9* blue spark LMAOOOO
>he's still goinghe froze up real quick when he got asked to define what makes a good parent run with actual card names
is anyone actually baking or i have to do it
>>538154996disregarding you've outed as a newfag, you must at least 5 minutes to make thread since this is your first time making a new one
>Go out of my way to raise friendship quickly>Only get single rainbowsFUCK ALL OF YOU WHORES
>>538154949what the fuck are you talking about, anon?
I only bake threads for dying gacha communities on /vmg/ and for games I thought would die on /vg/ like brown dust 2
>>538155129disregard friendship, acquire facility levels
didn't ask
Just played McQueen's career, maybe I've treated ryan too harshly. She still looks goofy as shit but I'll play her story next.
>>538154995I KNOWFUCKING GOLSHI GOT NO SPEED TRAININGS>run 4spd/2stam they said>you hit 1200/1100 they saidBull. Fucking. Shit. >t.950/950/750/350/425I HATE THIS RNG NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>538155125I've been here since 2011 (lol 2010snewfag), the timers didn't used to be anything like this.
>>538150583This is awesome, thanks for updating the git. Got a 1100/700/600 parent with your new updates fixing ignore condition issue.
Let's not do this thread again. Be better, everyone. Myself included.
is someone baking or shall I do it?
>>538155465>>538155465>>538155465
Baking uma when?
>>538155482>>538155482>>538155482bread
We're going to have three people bake a new thread at the same time yet again
>>538155480fuck no
>>538155512this one
>>538155512I choose this one
>>538155512I'm going with this one.
>>538155480no>>538155512yes
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>>538155480Fuck off>>538155512Thank you for the bread.
>>538155384>Risking your accountI mean, sure maybe nothing happens, but why would you risk a permanent ban when cyjews are known to ban bots like this?
>>538154017post your run of doing 600/600/600 with no clocks. Then we'll talk
>>538143160skip for me, i need to save for my hag summer maru
>>538151526Well, having high wit and 3 golds makes it hard to get good speed and power, and you just get overtaken by someone that only had swinging maestro proc, but had 200 speed and power over you, no?
>>538147082It's a fixation on it as they have never won the race despite getting second place a few times. It is also one of the big international races that airs globally so it's more the prestige than difficulty.
>>538145392Dogshit take.The most off-putting thing about most gacha is you just click auto and clear all dailies without even looking at your phone.What's the point of playing a game if you don't even play it? I'd rather wrestle umamusume's RNG than not play at all.
>>538153319He might actually know what he's doing, you should be stockpiling a decent number now.