Randomizer Edition>NewsSummer Update is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=249054Misc fixes & more bullet bodygroups: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=250718SFM Repo leak: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533767652/#534116318>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>537889001
First for posting frags.
>>538196849need to audio version to hear him cry on voice
3 NIGASON CART
>>538196849based
>>538196849Gabber down. Good kill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>538196520this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>538197527cp_orange is very tf2 related
>>538197367Didn't cry on voice that time, but here you go anyway, Anon.https://files.catbox.moe/t4oore.mp4
>>538197787>>538196849Very nice anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFHDyySOA4gEMPORIUM EXPOSED!!!
What should the next OP be?
>>538198170>>538079081
>>538198170>>538079081this is good yes
>>538197787damn, thanks
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>538198152
>>538196520You are here 24/7.
>>538197375>>538197518>>538197751
>>538198209>>538198267I'm not against you, shupofag(s), but you're not making it easy.
>>538152558Is it also fair to assume that his discord theory is true? >>538194414 Watch how people instantly start replying to it.
Did Zesty win yet?
>>538199196what is zesty even supposed to win?
>>538199265The employment lottery
>>538199493To bag groceries? Death would be preferable
>>538198170Gonta
>>538199493Did that appeal work?
>>538199890STOP SAYING THAT!
Me getting spawncamped as Spy waiting for the MvM update to drop
>>538196520Wasn't sure if I should've done a separate RED and BLU version for more space, but ohwell.
>>538199794I wouldn't know about that. I'm a manager and receiver at work>>538199908You tell me
>>538199196sex with wave
>>538201095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>538199196seconded for sex with wave the swallow
>>538200874>spy>getting spawncampedplay demo
>>538200971give her the service medal
>>538200971you did a good job lad
>>538200971It's fine the way it is, don't worry about it
I been enjoying Day of Defeat Source as much as TF2 lately but the whole game has like two serversIs it over
>>538198791>thread was already active and getting 1 post per minute>it's impossible for people to keep posting at the same rate without an external force just because you didn't like that postnigga....
>>538202612He doesn't understand that no one likes his threads.
>>538202705or that he's the only one throwing a shitfit about anime
>>538202810pretty much
>>538202040He did a good job wasting his time making something cringe.
>>538202612Nobody would reply to a low effort post like that unless they are apart of some group, also the thread was slow as hell before that post was made.
>>538201872Mmkay.>>538202040>>538202447Thanx, lads.
>>538203110Awesome work bro.
>>538203052>Nobody would reply to a low effort post like that unless they are apart of some groupor because you were already stirring the shit and asked what people wanted for the OPyou reap what you sow bitch nigga you got what you asked for>also the thread was slow as hell before that post was made.why are you lying retard
>>538202810Why shouldn't I get mad at people making cringe edits of girl characters that have nothing to do with Team Fortress 2?
>>538203268because he's a (you) farming retard
>>538203309because the rest of us like them and there's way better uses of your time than having a tantrum and spiking your cortisol over a new mexican hat trading forum
>>538203638ironic coming from the blud who tells us every thread (without asking) that he has no job and lives with his mom lmao
>>538203718LOL
steam friends
>>538203718de_stroyed
>>538203268>or because you were already stirring the shit and asked what people wanted for the OP>you reap what you sow bitch nigga you got what you asked forYou are right about those statements, I did it on purpose. I am thinking about leaving this general soon and I am just looking for one more reason to have an autistic meltdown before I finally leave this place, forever!
>>538203907>finally leave this place, forever!do it, no balls
>he's busting out the avatarfag picsif it weren't evident enough its the samefag
>>538203718https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9f/Heavy_taunts05.wav
It is meI am himI am the samefag
>>538204027It's not avatarfagging if it's related to the game, unlike with your anime girl avatars.
>>538204276you owe me sex
>>538204379Go stick your penis in a paper hole then.
>>538204278based
>>538204473the paper hole would feel better
Also i'm not an incel i'm a volcel.
>>538204570ohhh
>>538204763yeah, surethat's what the all say
>>538204276Friend? Who even are you twerp
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
Why is /tf2g/ so barron?
Why is /tf2g/ so sexy?
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>538204278true
>>538208420Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>538209447actual factual
>>538209447this but femscout
>>538209447this butt shupo
>>538209508>-preI gotchu senpai
>>538209650How embarrassing. Thanks, pally.
>>538207551My girlfriend calls me her handsome baby :)
>>538209785Mmph!
>>538209508>>538209650>>538209785
Why is /tf2g/ so trans?
>>538210280it wasn't until you got here
>>538209958You're too fat to have sex.
>>538210490ohhh
>>538210280Pyro ruined the TF2 community.
so nozomi is the smug one?
gotta say, silksong final boss is really fucking hard
>>538211532No that's green tomato head
>>538211532yea
>>538213032why is she smilling at me like that
>>538210028the hothand would be good if this was used as the killsound>>538213114smug overload
>>538213114Because it's AI slop
>>537568628So anime anon. How is your colleg life?
>>538213505is good (I'm a second year), some teachers are a bit annoying to deal with tho >send an email with a question>ask the teacher later if she got it>oh I did see it, it wasn't an issue so I didn't reply>this assignment, who knows how long it should be, could be 10 pages or 15? I haven't decided yet>hand in 7 pages thinking I will have to do more work to supplement it later because idk what more to write, got a 4/5
>>538209958>My girlfriendbe sure to check under those garments everyonce in a while, who knows? may be its a tranny
Blessed please get yourself banned again, you're a sore on the ass of /tf2g/
>>538219941why is tf2g full of faggots like you? pic rel
>>538200997you still work at a grocery store you sad fat faggot
>>538219941>>538220137samefag spotted lmao. this shit is just sad. what has become of /tf2g/
>>538220137Forget to clear your name dumbass?
>>538220116He's the 2nd best poster here after the demofloyd poster.
>>538219941>>538220137>>538220417absolute cinema
>>538220475he's a sad fat faggot who works at a grocery store
>>538220552Better than attaching anime girls to all of your posts on a TF2 general.
no one's doing that
when will the update be out bros? i think eric is the bad guy here
>>538220849Many posters here do.
>>5382209612 more weeks
>>538220961Eric is too busy playing Silksong, next month.
>>538220137more pictures like this pls
>>538221692meant for>>538209447>>538209508
more tf2 shupos pls
>>538220961I'm starting to think there is no "part 1" and Jay just can't properly communicate.
>>538225061>Jay just can't properly communicate.You should have learned this from "update sized update" not actually meaning "update sized update"
He's so perfect bros
>>538224212Shupo with Pistol. Give update.
>>538220264>>538220552I work at a grocery store, yes. However, I'm a manager making salary, so I'm not some generic part timer making minimum wage. I'd say more chubby than fat. And I may be flamboyant, but I'm a fairly straight man Almost as straight as my Detonator shots in Team Fortress 2. Just a tiny little arc
>>538226382>I'd say more chubby than fatmexifat copefat is fat
>>538224212
>>538226382>"fairly" straightlove that you had to qualify it, lmao gay boy
Update next week bros
>>538226382obese muttoid
>>538226879You don't know what that word means.
>>538198152Interesting video, but holy fuck, he needs to work on his accent/pronunciation.
>>538226841FOOLISH SAMURAI! You shall never receive your precious update HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>538221692sure anon, shupofags will kneel at the sight of aether
There's an amazing joke to be made off this ad as a base but I can't think of it nor would I be skilled enough to execute it even if I did
>>538239549op is pic rel lol
how bad are the latino TF2 communities when it come to circlejerking?
alr folks, i havent been enjoying tf2 much lately. might come back when screen fortress rolls around. when's that again? Dont wanna miss a single day.
>>538245974>when's that again? Dont wanna miss a single day.Usually October 1st but last year it was the 10th
this comic character reminded me of Scout TF2
>>538245974have you tried comp? it unlocks a whole new way to experience the game in a more cohesive way with teammates committed to playing together towards the same goals
>>538248237Scout would think like that
>>538246205thanks anon, i'll drop back in October>>538248340>it unlocks a whole new way to experience the gamenot really friendly for newbies is it? i have 1200 hours on the game
>>538250225>not really friendly for newbies is it?it is if you join a newbie-focused grouplike tf2cc or etf2nphttps://discord.gg/ybSYAd9https://discord.gg/GVnfBfbffQ>i have 1200 hours on the gamethats plenty enough to join a newbie comp group
This taunt would be fine if the demoman one didn't look like garbage
>>538250813It fits his character that he's falling over and he looks kinda cool doing it
>>538250813>This taunt would be fineits one of the best taunts we've gotten in a hot minute. wdym nigger? shop shagging the troons at troonporium
>>538250813https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YlWpCt7DaHsIt's actually a cultural problem, Americans like to lean on objects but people from other countries don't. It's kind of weird to see Demoman leaning on the flagpole in this taunt, but it makes sense when Scout does it.
>>538252352He's not leaning on it retarded animeposter he plants it straight and then falls over, using it to keep himself upright because he's drunk
>>538252765It still counts as leaning, he's putting his weight on the flagpole while standing at an angle eccentric to perpendicular to the ground. That's called "leaning".
>>538252918But not leaning "on it" because his body isn't on it, and even then you're stretching the definition because he's leaning and the pole isn't you're just an obsessed retard that wsnted an excuse to rant about americans, if you actually played the game and saw how demo falls over you wouldn't have come up with that bullshit
the only populated vanilla server is tiny kitty's girl pound
>>538253745https://youtu.be/xOE8TK5UQEk?t=488I have seen the taunt in-game and he's clearly leaning on the flagpole>b-b-but the Demoman is clearly pulling on the flagpole, not pushing on itLeaning can apply tensile force, it does not exclusively involve a pushing force.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFHDyySOA4g&ab_channel=MoronicRochuh so the problem was this bad
>>538253860not true
>>538253860I WAS BANNED FROM THAT SERVER BECAUSE I USED THE PHLOG + JETPACK IN BALLOON RACE.
>>538254670no random crits on trannytopia and castaway is full of pedos
>>538254878but these are vanilla so you're wrong
>>538255139hard to call uncletopia vanilla when it has class limits and no random crits but ok
>>538255272>vanilla features of the base game are not vanilla
>>538255317groomer dane i'm not gonna play on your server
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3563359106They did the thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQTlmXOuNGo&ab_channel=Hypo
This game is straight trash. Everything does 2x the damage it should. Engineer is a joke class that gets hard countered by half the roster. Sniper is disgustingly overpowered and ruins the game. Spy is a meme class and his best weapon just turns him into a worse Sniper. All of the fun weapons are all garbage downgrades now. How the hell did I play this for 3000 hours from 2011 to 2015?
>>538255969hmm in a baiting mood, are ye?>Engineer is a joke class that gets hard countered by half the roster.Only if the team is really bad. If the team is decent or good then engie is useful and playable.>sniperIn theory yes, in practice no. I have only encountered a very few god snipers. Most snipers are honest to god trash. Or just painfully mediocore.>spy is a meme classI kinda agree because a lot of things spy does can be done better with sniper.But, spy can be useful at destroying the enemies logistics. Spy can and could destroy engies teleporters, which hurts the enemy team a lot.Spy is also useful at making the enemy lose focus and get paranoid. Depending how well you play spy, spy can cause the enemy to spend some of their time focusing on GETTING THAT DAMN SPY, instead of completing or protecting the objective.
>random crits are good because.... they just are!!! uncle dane is against them so they must be goodthis is your brain in contrarianism
>>538256308>POOTIS>funny, he told me somethin similar
>>538254670really don't want to deal with europoo ping>>538254712the fuck
>>538257038>the fuckTHEY (fix caps lock), the admin, said I was probably a kid or something. Weird, guess he or she was pissed off by the phlog + jetpack combo...
>>538257306jeez how much does someone got to have a skill issue to not kill something out in the open and stuck in place when activating crits>or shemmmm i don't know about that chief
>>538258135I would mmph, jetpack onto the boat, and just kill people. Rinse and repeat.The admin probably got pissed off about that, lmao
>>538255969nah bro Sniper is perfect you just gotta git gud and respect his sightlines
>>538233709ZestyDAMN.
>>538256873The contrarian opinion is being anti-random crits however. If random critical hits were really so bad, then everyone would just play on community servers that disable them, but they don't. Many people like random crits for letting you go on a fragging rampage.
>>538258678people are not "choosing" to play on valve servers because of any specific configuration or server cvar, its just convenient, even if its borderline unplayable in any mode thats not payload or A/D (or similar)
>>538224212where's the updetto....
we are so back, newbie broshttps://www.teamfortress.tv/65927/etf2np-team-drive-for-etf2l-season-50
Just a heads up for my favorite anons, the update has been cancelled. We'll be announcing it on the blog soon, along with a call for the playerbase to move to Deadlock. We hope you'll enjoy playing that game instead. XOXO
How do you do, fellow gamers? I would also like to callout (get it? Comp pun? Heheh) that we are instead working on dismantling casual...get this...ready? To make it even more comp accessible! Isn't that epic? The matchmaker will take a long vacation, maybe to Banana Bay XDWe hope you like this new direction and hope to see you gamers rolling out to mid!Jill...out!
>>538264304you laugh but the comp mode flopped much harder than casual because comp players have higher standards than your average tf2 player
Oh and btw all the mercs support trans rights, they may be from the 1960s but they've never seen trans people as problematic. So rejoice! Because it's canon now :)
>>538264550if by higher standards you mean they want to remove half the classes and weapons from the game completely, yes
>>538265268no classes are removed from the gamemost unlocks are kept>but you must accept all the unbalanced slop from valve with no criteriano
BOO NIGGA
Workshop troons be seethin'
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3563085348New coomerbait boss just dropped
>>538266052the vampire was better
Troonshop shenanigans are ramping up... Yep, I can tell it's almost time for Halloween
>>538265763I don't get it, why is Soldier wearing a suit and tie?
Are community creators this bad in other games too? Or is it just a TF2 thing
>>538250225> i have 1200 hours on the gamemy medic from last season who is now playing main has 1200 hoursIf you're NA, join newbie mixes friday 9pm est. they'll teach you what the roles are
>mfw some goomahs get added instead of da Boss
>>538267203He looks so fucking stupid it's ridiculous.
>>538262371It's still dumb to frame the pro-random crits argument as "contrarianism" when the majority of people play TF2 with random crits enabled. Some people dislike Uncle Dane and they would disagree with anything he says, but that's honestly understandable since he has taken a lot of illogical positions.In any case, TF2 needs more gameplay mechanics, not less.
>>538265763>What's even funnier a lot of their excuses for something that should not be in the game can be easily refuted>doesn't refute nor give a real argument to WHY spy should now be able to have a cosmetic that can completely remove his team coloured recognisable balaclava which has always been a large part of spy's trademark look
>>538267489>It's still dumb to frame the pro-random crits argument as "contrarianism" when the majority of people play TF2 with random crits enabled.Its dumb to frame this as a choice rather than just the default option thats enabled on serversIf valve never created the concept of random crits, TF2 would still be as popular and nobody would go "gee, what this game really needs is a random chance to do triple damage"
>>538267613>If valve never created the concept of random crits, TF2 would still be as popular and nobody would go "gee, what this game really needs is a random chance to do triple damage"It's not possible to say that for sure, random elements are part of this game and TF2 has never been a stranger to RPG mechanics.
>>538265763Its pretty telling the lack of creativity of the worksloppers that they need to remove iconic parts of a character in order to fit in their generic Halloween hat
when spy mains jump around trying to surf my explosives i like not shooting at them and watch them being so needy for my rockets they're like little submissive sissies wanting to hop on my cock so bad and getting denied
>>538267489>TF2 needs more gameplay mechanics, not less.I would much prefer if they reverted 10 patches of bad updates instead however, but I agree nonetheless.
I saw Zesty Jesus at a grocery store in Dallas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnβt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, βOh, like youβre doing now?βI was taken aback, and all I could say was βHuh?β but he kept cutting me off and going βhuh? huh? huh?β and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen mustard cupcakes in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like βSir, you need to pay for those first.β At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually βto prevent any electrical infetterence,β and then turned around and winked at me. I donβt even think thatβs a word. After she scanned each cupcake and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>538267489
you know what's the problem?Even if the MvM maps mission/maps are all good (they won't), valve will fuck it up monetization-wise wisejust watch
>>538271832just get us some new australiumsit's that shrimple
>>538271832There are some outliers but most people play for the shiny weapons, if valve recycles them from other tours nobody is gonna give a shit unless the new tours can be completed faster than two cities.
>>538271832how would they fuck it up when it's already done? at worst just retexture the ticket for the new tour(s)
>>538265763>spy>hunched position????????
>>538265763Holy moly!It's Gypsy Crusader but bald!
>>538271832all they have to do>add ks kits for weapons that don't have one yet>add new aussies (maybe new killstreak effects if they feel like it)>keep the tour(s) to 3-4 missionsmost people buy tickets from ingame out of convience so no need to mess with that There is NO WAY the tf "team" could fuck this up right
>>538272115they are not making new australiums, lets be real heremeaning they either make the new tour faster to complete, meaning the old tours will be completely abandoned because of minmaxing tacobot faggotry, or they are too hard/slow, which means they'll be completely abandoned in a month or two
Sapper replacement for the Spy that lets him place decoys that move around and shoot (they don't deal any damage though)
>>538272493>they are not making new australiums, lets be real hereIf Valve wants anybody to care about it, releasing new Australiums in the update is necessary. Otherwise it's just a potato.tf mission.
pretty crazy that potato.tf uses scrap.tf as a donation method considering what happened on there
>>538276632what happened on there?
scrap.tf, whatever happened there
how long does it take to take good at soldier? I'm decent at rocket jumping. bombing is fine. normally a KD ratio of 1.5< if the team is decent. about 1 if the team is shitstock and gunboats but I cycle thru the banners usually for last
>what happened on there
>>538277550forgot to mention i have about 200 hours on soldier only
>>538276952basically one of the owners of the site and some of the admins got minors to send them illicit pictures and the whole thing was kinda memory holed since they are all still involved with the site
>>538277490Whatever happened there? WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?! I'll tell you what fucking happened: this piece of shit site owner groomed the kid without any provocation whatsoever!
>>538271832What is in that drink?
>>538257306https://fluffycat.gay/shop/moderator for one month is $50 and getting unbanned is also $50, for $100 you can get unbanned and buy mod to ban the fag that did it to you
>>538276632Even worse with TFConnect since Valve is involved with that one
>>538272354
>>538277876it was well over ten years ago, the only "evidence" that ever arose was a SINGLE not even explicit but just generally suggestive image of a 17 year old who was of legal age in his country and sent it completely consensualy to another adultthe only reason I can image anyone here would care is geel permabanned a bunch of 4chan users from his netwrok of trading sites after he stopped using a tripcode in tf2g around the time 4chan went full chudmode over trump and you are probably one of those seething oldtroons who is still pissed they are blacklisted from the majority of the trade market because they did not consider the consequences of their actions
jeez my feet sure are tired...anyone know where I could perhaps rest them?
>>538257306being underage is against the rules on tkgp and you probably are underage for that matter since those kinds of bans are only given out with proper evidence. maybe you THOUGHT it was a bullshit ban because you were using phlog at the time, but the mod team does check at least the steam profile of every user who joins for the first time to weed out children and cheaters, sometimes digging a bit deeper if they have a lead on underage/haxxingif you are truly an adult join the discord and message an admin, you wont need to provide ID proof or anything but if you keep acting like a spastic teenager do not expect to be allowed back in
>>538278792pornography
>1523 + 502>I am...forgotten...
>>538279178how much do they pay you to run damage control on here, do they even pay you in real money or tf2 hats?
>>538279946I get paid directly by the players :^)
>>538279716Nu-uh
>>538279178>the only reason I can image anyone here would care is geel permabanned a bunch of 4chan users from his netwrok of trading sitesyes, that's a shitty thing to do, creating bait raffles to ban innocent people
>>538279716AKSHULLY
>>538279716All those red flags and this dude STILL fell for it
>>538279716All he did was copy Zesty's talking points, even going so far as to copy his vocabulary, he was always kind of cringe, even before the tranny dating incident.
>>538277550About 5 minutes
>>538280436Mismagius...
Is there a reason why people buy mvm tickets off the market for 1.04$ when they could just buy them from the store for 99 cents? Am i missing something?
>>538265763he's right though. you have to be blinder than i am to not be able to tell what class that is
>>538285132currency conversion rates make SCM cheaper compared to in-game depending on where u are fromalso a shit ton of third world money laundering happens with tf2 keys and tickets and other items ever since they cracked down on it in csgo years ago
The emporium burnt my shake :(
New nuke incominghttps://youtu.be/DFHDyySOA4g
>>538286769stop spamming this
how it FEELS to play on weapon revert servers
>>538287520that poor engi...
>>538286769Holy shit!!
>>538286769You need to go to a speech therapist
>>538286769>>538198152>ZestyJesus: Button up, they'll be after you nowZesty knows these people are psychotic, based
Mister MoronicRoc? The Emporium sends its regards.
>>538265763>Emily VasquezI knew someone who wanted to fuck her sona really badly.
MoronicRoc's house after he turns on his computer
anyone else play tf2classic here?
>>538265763What's wrong? This is clearly the Scout.
>>538292243no we play the good version of tf2
>>538292243I haven't played it since it first came out. I'm interested in trying it out again but I'm waiting for it to release on Steam first
https://youtu.be/oqr3WJxYqdI?t=1963>Zesty is worried about the vampire lady >>538064656 because of its implications on TF2's loreDoes he know how much has already been injected into TF2's "lore"? TF2 is the common link between the Assassin's Creed, Fallout New Vegas, Batman, and Disgaea universe if you try to take the lore seriously.
Kind of hilarious how the new Halloween bosses are obviously tranny self inserts
>>538294248Just because the ceiling has a hole that leaks water doesn't mean it's okay to add more holes. Also, he says that despite shilling for krampus just a while ago.
>>538294248
>>538295143https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>538294248I don't think anyone looks at random community maps and bosses and goes, "This is official lore."
>>538296269Incredibly gassy
I'd take 10 mobster maps being added officially over a single w*man vshit boss
>>538294248>eceleb is retardedmore news at 11
The Untold Story Of TF2's Capture The Flag (35:02)
>>538294789vampire lady fits with TF2 thematically howbeit, it's not on the same level as the furry OC krampus or even the Cuban announcer on pl_embargo.
>>538296269The salmann from koth_slime are canon>sourceme, I like them
>>538294248>>Zesty is worried about the vampire lady because of its implications on TF2's lore>its implications on TF2's lore>TF2's loreCAPTHA: 4SAAR
>>538286769Is this Anti-Semitic?>>538292243I like it. Why?
>>538297330Krampus is better than 95% of the Halloween maps (despite being Christmas-themed)
How's your Sunday been, tf2g family?I've been at work, found out I have the top grossing frozen department in the company this week, did a good job making progress on cleaning out my inventory, all while listening to the Jets (hardly) beating the Steelers. Maybe I'll launch up Team Fortress 2 if the Jets win :)
>>538294248Halloween maps aren't canon. It's like The Simpsons, where they're allowed to do strange and non-canon ideas. But with that being said, it should be expected that both The Simpsons and TF2 correspond with their original versions at least somewhat.
>>538298078what about merasmus and monoculus?
>>538297993I'm sick as fuck in real-life and currently playing as the Medic class.
>muh canonwho gives a shit? anything added after 2008 may aswell be a community mod, nobody cares about some comicslop
BOO!
>>538298390Sick like sunglasses cool sick or sick like sniffle cough sniffle sick? I just got over my cold yesterday, for the most part, thank Christ. Sick, bro. Any good pockets?
>>538296497must be all that shrimp
>>538298789Sick as in nauseous. No good pockets, just... 3 snipers and 3 spies on every team. Sucks.
Why do so many furries gravitate towards pyro?
>>538297993Viva since you're a Latinx, can you tell me why Latinxos in Amerca treat avocados like a vegetable when everyone else treats avocados like a fruit, to be eaten with sweet food?
The reason VSH should have never been officially added is not because it breaks the lore or doesn't fit TF2. One simple reason.The way it determines who is to become the next Saxton is shit.
>>538299154I'd be nauseous having to heal these random bottom scorers in this dogshit playerbase too. Sorry you gotta put up with these shitters269I wouldn't know. I either use it as a side with my eggs and bacon every morning or as a topping on sandwiches for lunch here and there
>>538299178Think of the full body suit as like a bra but for furries. It leaves something to the imagination, and they can pretend pyro is a dog underneath the suit
>>538299732um pyro is a shark under the suit get it right
>>538299269
>>538299269sexo fox
>>538298652AAAAHHH
>>538294248I just don't want new OC donut steel characters added every update
>>538267489i can see her butt...
>>538265763>Le class and team recognitionZesty's video really mindbroke them lolThe item is bad because it removes Spy's mask, a key part of his characterization (like Engi's goggles or Medic's labcoat) and because it doesn't fit Spy at all>But Spy has numerous silly items that he would never wear!The mistakes of the past don't justify making more mistakes to add to the pile. We should strive for better
>>538271832Where is this figure from? I can't see it on Myfigurecollection, I know it's Elegg.
>>538303871Camera beard is perfect for the game's tone, clown makeup is not
>>538303871the majority of content added since 2011 has been mistakes, including MvM
>>538304006nigga its an ai video
>>538265763The mind of a troon is an enigma. Honestly I think that cosmetic's modeling is less worse than the shitty clown masks they added already.
>>538304828no it isn't you fucking retard
>>538304006probably some random nip manufacturer, ask about it on the nikker thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFHDyySOA4gThis is kinda concerning, desu.Whoops. Forgot pic.
>>538198152>>538254586>>538286769>>538309341
Keep sharing it frens. We will dethrone them one day
>>538307752I found it, it's a Chinese garage kit.
>>538309341I don't care about any of that shitfox sexo
TF2 is run by a monopoly, and I have proof (11:40)
how did /tf2g/ of all places manage to become an ERP hugbox?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHGXvEFaA2oAnother gemmie found!!
>>538309760Why do fat women IRL not look like this?
>>538309845https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>538311187Because it's AI slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ0u4dHJeacThis is an old one, it's a good watch, honestly.
Has the MvM trailer map never been leaked?
>>538310037i blame the furry pound
>>538311187bbwchan
>>538311187I wouldn't want them to Fattest most voluminous titties I've ever seen in real life were on a 5'1 rogetteDown to her tummy and wide to boot, took me out of my headspace for the rest of the day>>538311826Does anyone even play on there anymoreI'm an east coaster and the only consistent servers are the kitty "girl" troon hovel and kogasa
>>538271832>>538272493>>538309760holy SEXO
>>538316089many are saying this
>>538311187They can but it's very rare and they're usually black
>>538316089>>538316206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>538316089trvke
>>538311187Because 3D is shit mate
>>538316973You live in a real world.
swear to god nobody in this bum ass game fights unless they have 1) full overheal 2) uber on deck 3) 4 teammates behind them 4) mad milk and jarate applied to all enemies 5) enemy med and demo are down
>>538317682Not my problem nigga
>>538318063This, unironically.Had some rando soldier challenge me to a duel in casual.I, of course, accepted.This god forsaken faggot then proceeded to, without fail, run away from me every time we met, unless I was already fighting someone else so he could be a chunt and steal the kill from his teammate.
>called TEAM Fortress 2>TEAM>gets mad when people coordinate with their team
>>538319413>TEAM fortress>every match is just two literal trannies, one playing soldier/demo/heavy and the other medic, top scoring
>>538320327skill issue
Despite everything, I still enjoy TF2 and I hope that I'll be playing it when I'm in a retirement home with the rest of /tf2g/
>>538309605>OY STOP NOTICING
You can't ever say an item is overpowered because the game is called Team Fortress
>>538322690more like this is a slow general of like 15 people, you don't have to post the same video 4 times as if we didn't all see it the first time
>>538323762and weren't already aware of what it was talking about anyway
TRVTH NVKE INCOMINGhttps://youtu.be/anSdQOTF6aY
>ecelebsshould i be awake for this?
>>538325060>my experience with the tf2 communityHere's mine.It was a fun game in 2012, I had fun.Now, any server I go to, even a valve "casual" server, there are several literal trannies with gay pride flag badges spawn killing people that don't even know how to play or care about objective, the game is dead. Before I could jump into a casual game and fuck around, but now that valve aped CSGO and decided to give players fucking ranks even in a casual match, it's impossible to have fun.
KINO!https://youtu.be/k6rWX2ZrDek?si=D-FwdfLdjVRya3i-&t=380
/tf2g/ if she real
>>538325869Konata......
>>538325623How do you know they are literal trannies? Also if you wanna fuck around just play community servers.
>>538325869i look like this and play heavy
>>538326284
based
>>538328598https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Chaser
I want to fuck Jeremy.
>>538330353based
>>538266052>coomershe's not hot
>>538335381because you're still here
The Cognitive Neuroscience of why the Iron Bomber is Easier to Hit (3:04:48)
>>538326284>>538328598>>538330908lol
>>538339532The jannies were NOT happy about the Jerma criticism
>>538339532obsessed retard btfo
>>538341187more like the obvious retarded shartydrone obsessed with trannies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFHDyySOA4gat this point valve should write the creator's usernames on the items themselves, because I feel cheated knowing I was excited about maps & items only for them to be emporium slop in the end
Wait.The Emporium⦠is le bad?
>>538343594sex with cream
>>538343594cream the rabbit
>>538337730Bit mean.
>>538341260I was one of those posts.
>>538343645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>538325060You need to go to a speech therapist
i like the emporium now
i like shupos now
shupos? skippedaoba? redeemedmeds? bombed
don't skip the shupos
Well /tf2g/? How many hours do you have hmmm?
>>5383490762.5k
>>53834907630,001I WIN
When will we get it....
>someone uploaded a screenshot of Team Fortress 2 with you in iti am very happy!
>>538350017I have sources that say Valve is releasing a single player team fortress game soon so probably then
>>5383490767,028. I'm not unemployed like bfournny, so I can't play 15 hours a day, hence only 7,000 across 13 years>>538350270Love when that happens. Post screenies with you in 'em
>>538325060fake and gay
>>538325060if this is true, wow what a bitch!
>>538349076i honestly have no idea how people play this game for as long as they dotoday makes the 32nd week I've been playing 6s at least once a week with no breaksI'm ready to call it quits and play as a friendly hoovy in 2fort sewers6s is filtering me hardBut I can't stop until I get IM placements otherwise it'd just be embarassing to be hardstuck AM
PYRO HURT A BIT
>>538356561THERE GOES MY HEROWATCH HIM AS HE CAPS
Dispenser took 20
>>538356781it works in casual as well if you guys want to try it outgullywash caps incredibly quick and nobody cares about water. so it's easy to just go under and stand on pointIt's usually harder in 6s but that team didn't know how to play the map correctly
>>538358687Nice tip. If I ever manage to finda gullywash game, I'll keep that in mind
I need more Wacky Races
>>538359850
>>538359850pure kino
>>538359850That's that dawn art from?
>>538359850more like cunny races....
>>538360232https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/d/d3/Sinnoh_Underground_DP.png
>>538360374Thanks
>>538359850This right here?The next OP image
>>538360630shupo trvke
>>538360374sex with dawn
>>538349076Primeval Warrior>Hire Date: Tuesday, September 25, 2007 >TF2 Release Date: October 10, 2007this b4gger is a fucking dinosaur
for me, it's misty
>>538364253respectable
>>538364253Hilda is more my style personally
>>538356561streaming bux + having friends to play with goes a long way
Why is /tf2g/ so indian?
i need shupotoes
>>538365207it wasn't until you got here
