>>538138723>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>JPML rules tourneyhttps://files.catbox.moe/20rx72.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/sshktx.png>underground regular tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UEAZQB6X_4io08uffnhuO9TLAMt9QF6HIn3e0azUrOc>registrationhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/18_4a0TdrNtKh-9IWXSX9CWyqhsebUP0jruGIgdPN89A>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HcRTxTjGGiGq29l3gvclx6FrgZHYgCPFHTHZHo0_wug
SEX with LITTLE GIRLS (sloppy)
SEX with MATURE WOMEN
>>538205757https://x.com/kamogawaya/status/1964467100220879269
Regular rulesMajsoul Friends Room 32906(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=32906
I'm at work
>>5382067513/4
>>538206751Started
>>538205757cute OP
That's what I look like when I dama in friendlies
I will probably buy new Drivens merch when it releases
Bibbens
I won't
Do i need to bind my accound if my method of login is the yostar send code to mail thing?
>>538199501gg. all my big hand meme attempts failed.
>>538199501gg
>>538199501GGs
>>538199501gg lads, thanks for the fun games
>>538206751ggs I got to go to sleep
>>5382067513/4 again
I'm at work still
Evens buy crow shirt 1Odds don't 0 kms
The success of this thread proves that AI slop is the kino we want and ask for.
>>538206751Started again
>>538208653Pls respond , help this shit here says only the new yostar account will be supported for login ? what about the normal yostar accounts?
>>538210723just bind it if you are afraid, it doesn't change anything if you already use the email login.
>>538210495Clearly, our drawfags need to do better
>>538210723Just bind it or it's going to keep bothering you about it. You still have to login the normal way with email codes anyway.
I looked up "Mahjong Soul" do you guys really play it in Japanese?
>>538211427>>538211519The problem is... i have literally about 200+ novice 2 accounts, divided between gmail and yostar, and i have already bind 100 of them on gmail, so i cant bind the other half on the same email i used to bind the gmail right ? what the fuck is this bullshit???
>>538211823はい
>>538211937what
In addition to my two EN Saint accounts I have a third bastard son on the Japanese server
>>538211937uhhhh
>>538211937This is why you should keep your total number of alts to a moderate number like 20 like a normal person.
The days of free rides is over.
>>538211823Every client has an English option.
Japanese silver room is harder than jade
>>538211994>>538212112>>538212116Not even joking each one of these has 10 accounts (each browser only supports 10 accounts) and they are all novice 2 so its actually about 300+ accounts and a third of them will be lost if they delete them or something Fuck this bullshit i hope they only delete accounts after the next Saki collab.
make a room
>>538212784Okay but why
>>538212784how many of those accounts have Yuzu
>>538212890He's poor
>>538212890Cause i dont want to waste money rolling for characters (i wouldnt mind buying outfits once i already have the character tho...>>538212985also this
>>538206751GGs
>>538206751gg
I wish I made an account on the JP server originally, the EN server sucks. Silver room on the EN server is all chinks but the JP server is Japan only
>>538214639just make an account and lvl it to adept?it isnt that hard bruh
>>538214867What do you think I just did
>>538206751That game was horseshit where I get cucked out of all of my dora 5 hands. gg though
>>538214639Jade is cheaper with the conversion rate atm too
>sloppa OP
Huh, I was sure I already had a Yostar account (since I went through some verification process like a few months ago), but it turns out I never had one and it must've been something different. Didn't receive any alerts about it in the game or when logging in.
why are you guys so scared of the chinese?
Because I stacked the wall but they keep tile shifting
I FORGOT TO BIND MY YOSTAR ACCOUNT AND LOST ALL MY PNGS
My hair feels really nice today
Majsoul Friends Room 84271(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84271Limitless asura, 3/4, marking room
Honestly stacking your draws isn't that hard if you do it with something easy to feel like manzu
>>538218365Realized I would rather watch Bad Girl
>>538218365Started
Jong room
>>538218365Back to 3/4 if anyone is interested
>>538218365ggs2/4
>>538218365nvm room closed gg
I was about to join...
>>538220460Well I've got news for you... you can make another one! Don't you wanna be the guy with your own room? Don't you want other people to know you have a room, and that they can join in to?! All it takes is a quick and simple trick...
>>538205757
>my Steve AI sloppa gets posted her and on May and I've only ever posted it a couple times myself It's over
Majsoul Friends Room 26932(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=26932Memesura
>>538221584which one?
Play real mahjong
>>538221993idgi
>>538222102Almost all of them were my proompts
>rook7 has played almost 14,000 hanchans across multiple accounts
>>5382220492/4
>>538222401Drivens dog has more
>>538222339I thought every Steve here had made at least one AIslop, tailored for their particular tastes
>>538222576Only by a few hundred games Rook has like ~13800 whereas Futoshi has ~14200
>>538222676I didn't proompt that one so maybe
normal room doko
>>538223449the jpml tourney is pretty normal
No kan dora is cringe even for janki
>>538223816you forgot about ippatsu and ura
i dunno if its happening man
nashi nashi > jpml
>>538223838surely my mahjong friends will come
Ex7 is my limit. What's the strat without glitches?
I'm at work and I only play hanchans that are very normal
hecantjong
>>5382220493/4
>>538222049Started, ended, and started again
I'm sorry Toki
lobby keeps kicking me to main menu after clicking 'Confirm'?????
>>538224124I got bored of this game after beating it once the first time they did it. I don’t get people’s obsession with balatro. Slay the spire is an infinitely better game
Yagi Yui. Birthday.
>>538225502StS mahjong doko??
>>538225502Because it's fun seeing number go up. They ruined malatro with this though because the animations are too slow
I LIKE SUGAR AND I LIKE TEA
>>538222049GGs
GGs
>>538222049ggs
>>538222049gg
>>538224124>What's the strat without glitches?Seal of Conduction abuse.
>>538225502it's never been about beating the game. there's plenty of talismans you can just start with that will solo win you the game. it's all about high scores.
No amaekoromos, Amae Koromos, Amaeko Romos, Koromos, Kodomos and Kormos allowed past this point
does the desktop client have an config file that i can edit?
>>538228104
>>538228104You didn't exclude amaekodomos.
>>538227483Which seal is that?
Ready for the next meat-up
Tenhou was right mahjong is best played with a 4:3 monitor. Phoneniggers ruin yet another part of society
>>538228256This one. If you get a bunch in a row, on a win each one will trigger an extra time for each conducting talisman before it. So the last one triggers like seven times it's stupid as hell.FYI Ransei breaks these chains.
evens make the next watch-a-long Initial Dodds play mahjong0 kms
>>538224124max upgrades except shop rerolls to level 2start abundant fishget 1 to 2 friendship seal, many legend seal, hold 1 seal of happiness if you can to chain it. get mirai before and after+ and anything with expanding seal to get kaavi with expanding sealbuild thisget ransei while keeping money at 0 at the start of leveldon't die to 3 open tiles boss (impossible)wait until seal thief makes kaavi have seal of conductionput conduction on your big thing and find other conduction targets when the level reqs get too big to live. yuzu, cat seesaw, and heat are the best.
2025 Formula Drift Japan Round 5 TOP16 to Final
>>538229267Goddamn so the soul talismans and base pts don't matter at all?
>>538229773They do, it's just a matter of how much you can raise them.The problem with base pts specifically, is you can get better results by just slapping in the talisman gift bag or that one that scales with rerolls, and get 100k+ pts that way.
*farts loudly*
>>538229696Are nips incapable of going round corners normally because they all grew up playing ridge racer?
>>538230146they don't seem to be very good at going around corners, bmw just fucked up his lead
>>538229773there is a build you can do with cat firework and conduction chain into black hole for base point, but it scores worse.you don't need like thousands of stars to find everything so it's way quicker to skip souling everything and running heaven bequest which is slow to get started.
>woman comes up to drift>hits cone>misses the outer zones completely it's over
>>538230592how the fuck did you get all these at 2-1
What's the average nyagger IQ?
Koito big win
koito has never won a thing
koko big room
It is late in the night. I have some food, and tea. Join me!Majsoul Friends Room 27100(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27100
>>538233347I saw you, cringe steve.
>>538233347This story is too sad. I can't join you as I'm too busy wiping my tears.
>>538233347started!
>>538233132koito big anusnadeshiko-7.png
Sometimes I think
dama ari room doko
>>538234196don't, then you'll be
I jong therefore I dama
aru ari
>draw anything but genbutsu >えええええあぶねーー
>>538233607
I DID IT!And I didn't have to sealclub newbies
>>538179778Speaking of, I have a Japanese physical copy of Bibliomania coming in next week.
>>538235896you did sealclub but bots and burgers
>>538237097The game deemed they are on my skill level, for better or worse.
>>538231721Ryan is OP for pack farming.
>>538237097all of the top players are burgers thoughbeit
>>538237505
>>538237593because they play burger hours exclusively
>>538237660last blog i read there wasnt a measurable drop in skill during off peak hours, that was houou though
>>538233347gg
>>538233347ggI need to head to bed
>>538233347ggs nya
>>538235810this soundpost never fails to startle my cat
>>538238935
>>538237965There is definitely a skill level drop in MajSoul, I get significantly better placement in Jade when I play burger hours, especially 1-5AM euro time.
You'll never guess the most popular internet country code
>>538238935>no one uploaded the Ichihime-bweh.png to the BooruIchihime-bweh.png
>>538239079Do you actually have any data for this or is it just an anecdote?
>>538239192India
>>538239356It's the personal experience of me and sin titulo
>>538239480Whatever makes you feel better as you loop M1 I suppose
>>538239561But I'm already saint?
$1000 LEGO Death Star is a huge dissappointmentcynthia-7.png
>>538239201Guess the ninja didn't like your edit
>>538239201Do it yourself
>>538240104The hairline is fucked up
NUKEDASHITETTENUKEDASHITETTEKANASHISUGIRU UNMEI KARAANATA WA NARAKU NO HANA JA NAI
>>538240104>>538240171https://mjgbooru.com/post/6921
>>538240834It wears a wig.
>>538240834there's a fixed version (I didn't save it)
>>538240962I saved all their versions, but I like to post the one that's most fucked up to make anon feel embarrassed
Anzenpai nante nakutatteZutto zenryoku de oikaketeHitori dake nukegake deRisou doori ni RON!Yatta! Tan'yao nomi nyaa!
>>538235896>5 wins in 5 games>meanwhile I've had 5 wins in 50 games
>>538239079I play significantly worse during burger hours because I can't focus after work
I'm sipping some Cappuchino or as I like to call it: Cappy.
>>538244018You made a thread on 4han for this. Use it!
>>538243449You are one of the reasons I get better placement. Thank you for your effort.
Here is a Top10 highest score list from past M-League gamesI wonder if anyone will beat Tarou's record this year
Xenia makes my dick fat, more like.
All last? You won't hear me use such dishonorable gaijin terms. I prefer to use the proper Japanese "oorasu", as is proper.
Toimen ton giri riichi -> ton kan -> 5s -> shimocha tsumo. I slammed my desk and my PC restarted by itself, kek. I got my dora 7 yakuhai open honitsu hand washed that game as well, still got second.
just realized arisu from alice
>>538225690Sexy legs
WWYD WITH A DRUNKEN SAILORWWYDWITH A DRUNKEN SAILORWWYDWITH A DRUNKEN SAILOREARLY IN THE MORNING?
>>538247624What would you discard with a drunken sailor?
>>538247668the client
ゲヘナ学園所属、便利屋68の自称社長。ゲヘナ学園の部活である便利屋68で、好き勝手に不法事業を行っている少女。アル本人はかっこいい悪党としてふるまいたいと思っているものの、抜けているところが多いためすぐにバレてしまう。
>>538247891Alu from the Handyman 68!?
Majsoul Friends Room 39593(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39593definitely not 3/4 already
shan't join discord rooms
>>538248241wow that filled faststarted
Dumb cat?
>>538248425People that are into ASMR creep me outGlad I never bonded the nyagger
>>538248474ASMR can be as simple as listening to the sounds of rain which has often lulled people to sleep
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3525222/1e9e90e839/
>south 4>dead last because luckshitter is luckniggering>have the chance to either close the game and reward the unskilled luckshitter with 1st>or to skip tsumo and boost the odds of him getting second at the cost of my points>skip tsumoGet fucked.
>>538249067lol
>>538248425Ichihime-chan, try Sissy Hypno BBC Alien Rape
>>538248425I heard some people find women's moaning soothing to sleep.
what the fuck is her problem
>listen to a circle named Hagali that an anon recommend>Youtube starts recommending a band named Halcali
>>538248241gg
>>538248241Dang, I learned my lesson about pushing iishanten I suppose. WJ?
>still no new doujin by ronna
Anju is so cringe
wtf is an anju
RIP punch fu ji poster
I hate hags so much it's unreal.
>>538251694What happen
>>538251847>4 riichis>4 deal-insThe sanma experience
Musas bring the property value down.
>>538250106>ignored by yostar for years, never mentioned in events or received skins, ignored in /mjg/ for a joke character from some lesbian manga>comes back to post a fake video linkWhat did she mean by this?
>>538251952she just got an outfit
>>538251941>bring the property value down.
>>538251941Its good tho, josephs could use a little decrease in real estate value from the looks of it
>>538251694Laasti died so there's no one to punch
>names
I can't fall asleep again
>>538252248Erp in irc not the thread worthless faggot
I've been sleeping like a baby since I started playing ranked againPissed the bed 4 times and woke up crying at 5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUnN0jILbmQ
>dama>open yakuhai>dama>damanone of you better be hibiki mains
Chiori hanging out with a normal girl who is definitely not a sadistic rapisthttps://mjgbooru.com/post/6925
>>538252161Do nips really make you hold your yakuman deal in tile and get photographed like a cuck? That's so humiliating.
>>538252027I don't remember that.
>>538252573kys coomer
Do zoomers really need youtube asmr to sleep these days? Back in my day a real man would jack off and instantly doze off. Literal sleeping pill hanging between your legs
>western porntoo repetitive>JAVtoo time consuming>H-gamestoo time-consuming>gelboorujerking off to a singular image feels like a waste>genning via stable diffusiontoo time-consuming>genning smutlack of visual stimuli makes it not that arousing>R18 JASMRlack of visual stimuli makes it not that arousing + I don't understand what they're saying, which erases the appeal of women saying lewd words>nukitashi: the animationhot, but genitals are censored so it would feel like a waste>doujinstruly the best form of pornography, but don't feel like it right nowguess I'll go for a walk
>>538252573
>>538252480
>>538252708your doujin bookmark?
>>538252657Why does everything have to be a generation war with you decrepit old shits?You say that as if whale song CDs and the like weren't a thing
>>538252708anon, you forgot>your imagination
>>538252573based tentacles enjoyer.
Confession:I sent some very special pictures to Momo-chan a few days ago. Still waiting to hear what she thought about them, my sweet Momo-chan~
>>538252980Haha! Just joking young fella!
>>538253064I'll jerk your chain you old fart
>>538253057This is what happens when ye don't like me lobster.
The crow plays sanmahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT1LS380T8A
>>538252959what?>>538252991level 4 apple imaginer here, it's over for me
>>538253241>open video>CUNT CUNT CUNTwhat's her problem?
>>538253327Crow is watching the new Panty and Stocking seasonhttps://youtu.be/xNBViueznwo
>>538253447>dub
Any queuers?
>Sloppy and Slopping
>>538252708where isERP?orcompilation videos edited for ADHD zoomers?
>>538252161uh... digital bros? What happened?
>>5382540043/4
why do all snek's voice lines sound like sex is a given and i should be grateful she's letting me be on the bottom
>>538254239I never got the appeal.
>>538254932isn't that her entire point
JPML started.
>>538255000i thought she'd at least make fun of me or something, but her way of making fun of me is just sex
>>538255024Why do you queue just when I unqueue? I was waiting for hours and nobody joined
https://www.youtube.com/live/Dp4DpNPQCXwThe 27th tenhoui will have some friendly Tenhou games and log reviews in a few hours against a 4dan (ex 6dan), 7 dan (ex 10dan) and an 8dan playerSupposedly bilingual stream, so JP and English are both welcome
Occultbros, how does flow work in memesura? Let's say someone took possession of the flow and was the first to win in the round. Can someone take it away from him by winning next? This problem does not appear in regular yonma, because the round immediately ends and the wall is rearranged according to the flow you had as the last winner.What about toitsuba? After the first win, the game effectively turns into sanma when it comes to draws, does toitsuba still hold? Can toitsuba happen after the first win? Is toitsuba the state of the current round or the current wall drawing pattern?Did Sakurai or Tsuchida ever say something about this?
>>538255773>7dan (ex 10dan)how does your skill even degrade by that much?
>>538255619You could have said that you're queued upI just finished lunch when I saw anons queue-request, so I thought this is a good time for some digestive mahjong. Sucks to be you
>>538254309>ERP?sounds like too much effort and pure faggotry>compilation videos edited for ADHD zoomers?honestly forgot about those, might do that actually
>>538256347
>>538255619game finished, now's your chance
Great JPML game, chiitoitsu FTW.
>>538257091chiitoi never seems to work for me.4 pairs -> force toitoi -> win5 pair haipai -> try chiitoi -> notenya
>>538257398anon, your toitsuba reps...
>>538255950At the 7-8-9-10 dan range differences in skill are marginal
>>538257398you need to learn wall reading for chiitoi
failed today's repo WWYD
>>538257979i'm not taking a shanpon end wait though and i'm not giving 2s out over 1s
>plays east 1>deals in>leavessasuga looper-chan
https://x.com/ruirui_weiwei/status/1964642233275310379
>>538257979>turn 7>chun still not outIt's not coming chief, I'm discarding it
>>538255950what are even the skills to get that good at the game? At some point it's just gotta be grinding hoping the numbers give you the edge, right?
Enlightened humans like me should get all the resources all the time and never let anyone else win, ever.In fact I should just absorb the losers into my own body, their bodies, consciousness and souls, trapped inside my own in eternal torment and use them as expendable energy.
>>538258509I‘m using near infrared as a brain hack, by shining a cheap 850nm LED light on my forehead. This has, over the last 2 years, enabled me to play mahjong for weeks on end, for 12+ hours a day, with only minor cognitive decline.
>>538258593You've said that already...
>>538258593>only minor cognitive declineI've got bad news for you.
>>538256926Nooo>>538256262Weren't you sleepy?
I can't queue, I'm busy doomscrolling the the Sopranos wiki
>>538258665i guess this is the minor cognitive decline he's talking about
>>538255950You can easily ride a wave of good luck to a rank you can't keep.
1 in queue
I'm in the mood for some anim/u/. I've already watched Saki, Sakura Trick, YrYr, Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san, SonoHana, Kuttsukiboshi and dropped Yagate.Should I start with Strawberry Panic?
>>538258286even if chun was dead 2s would still be the correct discard theretry and count the tiles that would get you into tenpai, you'll see>>538258097did you click on a tile in the repo wwyd?if you did then you would see that "cutting 1s and 2s have the same acceptance, but differ in ease of winning and fu in the case of a shanpon wait"
>>538259836>Should I start with Strawberry Panic?Yes. Absolute classic.
>>538257979it was piss easy and obviousare you an actual adept?
2 in queue
>>538259836>dropped Yagateonly good anime on that list, good job
>>538260065yes, and I said I'm not taking a shanpon wait
3(?) in queue
>>538260748Don't mind me, I'm just chilling in the lobby to give you false hope
>>538260065I didn't say it wasn't correct, I'm saying I know my instincts better, and that chun is either being cucked by someone holding the other pair, or I'm going to end up in a riichi waiting on it (and it's not going to come out at that point anymore).So I discard the chun. If it backfires, that's on me, but more than often it doesn't.
>>538260883I'm tabbed out waiting for the lobby music to stop, I can wait
>>538260946based retard
>>538260132yes
>>538259836
>>538258953The chuuni to sprout pipeline is real.
>>538261127Yuri can't be gay, there are no men involved.
>>538261021You can still work with the sou block, it doesn't brick your hand.
>>538260507cutting 2s is your best chance at a ryanmen wait>>538260946even if chun was dead, meaning you could see both of the others, so you know 100% you can't get it, you would still be better off discarding 2s>I'm going to end up in a riichi waiting on it you will never be forced into taking chun+1s shanpon, you can just cut the 1s instead and wait on 36s
2 people in queue
>>538261681it's the same as 1s as you can see, the only difference is the fu in case you draw one more 1s
>>538261582>chun discard is worse even than destroying your best ryanmen>both in acceptance and value
There should be a rule that you're not allowed to argue against the book if you're M1 looper or below.
>>538261776well what's the advantage in cutting 1s theniipeikou if you draw 4s -> 2s? 1s is less likely to be called? some other schizo thing?
>>538253241
>>538261936I don't feed 2s and ponning chun for tenpai with 1s drop is better than a 2s drop if someone riichis
>>5382617083 players?! NO WAAAAAAAAY
>digikeks getting uppity again
>>538261909Against which book? FB1?
jpml started.
>>538261997>I don't feed 2sif there's no specific bakyou telling you that you should consider 2s getting called, it's better not to choke>ponning chun for tenpai with 1s drop is better than a 2s drop if someone riichisif you call to take tenpai before somebody riichis, defensively the 1s pair might be a bit better than the 2s pairand if you draw 69p, you can riichi waiting on chun + 1s or 2s shanpon instead of taking the 36s ryanmen, and in that case the 1s wait is better>>538262091the current repo wwyd is wwyd #1 of the g-uzaku wwyd 300 book
What the fuck???where ippatsu where ura????
>>538262692Read the rules skippyAny element of chance that isn't drawing the tiles is eliminated, no kan dora or ura dora either
>>538262692Me whenever I call riichi in ranked.
>>538258552This hag knows what's up.
>>538262659fair
PAUSE
NEVERMIND ITS A HAG LET HER DIE
>comeback from 9000 point to winsanma is fun
Autotable with frens https://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=cunnyJoin the mumblelRoom theme: https://youtu.be/lmxvmiJH0Mk?si=rjkyt7Lbrstx9yUkLucky yaku: Yakuhai (Specifically Chun)Lucky doujin: https://nhentai.net/g/372064/
>go from 40k 1st to 8k 3rd in all last because toimen was in kokushi tenpai after 2 discardssanma is fun
>o**u roomshan't play with schizos
If I win then its fun
>>538263996I fugged ur mom and ur gay lole. Butthurt much?
>>538263905>room empty
>schizo isn't even patient enough for his room
lole
F1: Italian GP (Race)
>>538264608>>538264683>>538264724The problem is, Anon, that you probably aren't seeing all the rooms. If you are just viewing /mjg through the /mjg board, you don't see the green rooms, the rooms with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of /mjg lobbies, depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.I actually just flipped over to the /mjg interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible /mjg is like this.
>/mjg
>>538262692these are JPML (read: soulless) rules.
>>538264956what the actual fuck are you talking about discordrigger
Bravo, subhumanoids. What a shittastic thread.
>>538264854
>>538263515>>538263981oh nyo nyo nyosanma gyakutens always get gyakuten'd back
gimi
>>538265125KO HERE!
calling pieces alters the "draw order" of the game right? if I do chii I'm changing the order of pieces people "should" have been getting if nobody did chii or pon by one?
>>538265471yes they do except kan
>>538265471yesif you chii, then shimocha gets the tile that you would have drawn if you never calledpon will change it too>piecesoh no no no
Majsoul Friends Room 48003(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=48003Basic sanma room
>>538265471yes and if you do it right after riichi then it also denies ippatsu/first shot or whatever it's called in English
>>538263905>4/4
>>538265796it was a discord room all along
>>538265735Started
>>538259836watch Nanoha
>>538259836Nanoha and Adachi to Shimamura are both good
I came so hard I passed out for a solid 10 minutes
>>538266278only my first nut at 12 felt good, everything afterwards has been a disappointment
Queue for the JPML tourney
heeeeyyyyyyyy nyaggers
come find love in the JPML tourney
I wonder what JPML TO gonna do when there won't be enough people who finished their 3 games for semis
>>538265735Wait a fucking second, is this a Hyouge Mono reference?
>>538266589does it even have semis
>>538266667no one knows
>semi
TO here.I have nothing else to say
Dance, do a little dance, do ya, do ya, do you wanna dance?Daedabeun hanappun, say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yesDance, soneul jabeun chae, do it, do it, neowa naui dateMabeobe geollige, say, yeah, yeah, yeah
BO here.I need a shower.
Nice
>>538267162Underage.
>>538267162yin and yang, perfectly balanced!
>>538267283Brown.
>>538267283Kodomo ja nai
Piece Magician
>>538265735Back to 2/3.
>>53826716267 is better
Duplicate out Poem
Is this gonna be one of those things where as soon as I leave the queue again a match is gonna start up?
>>538265735gg, sanma remains the most retarded mode in existence
>>538267970No, that's the JPML tourney.
>>538267905YesFuck off already, no one likes playing with you
>4th place acceptance in JPML tourneyI skip tsumo to go for first and then this.
JPML rules are fun actually, no fear of dealing into ippatsu
Does anyone having trouble playing majsoul on steam? Mine is stuck in the "checking for data updates..." screen
>>538266528heeeeyyyyy rabbits!
>>538268213works on my machine
>>538268213do you have a VPN on?
>>538268380>>538268426Yeah, nevermind. I had to wait 3 full minutes for the game to load lol
>>538268376uhhhh so does majsoul have a red bull sponsorship
How was church today, anon?
>>538268139Hiiiii amegumo
>>538268550only jp server and long time ago
>>538268565Church?
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>538254945This is me but with all of Trigger shows.I can at best tolerate Little Witch Academia, everything else they have made is annoying shit to me.
>>538268618If it's only the JP server then why is the emote in every language?
heeeeyyyyy rabbis!
>>538268775Trigger is shit, almost all of their shows are terrible.
>>538268785actually thats a good question? internkun???
For me, it's SHAFT (old)
>>538268990Mori no Tonto Tachi old or zoomer "old"?
>>538265735ggs. At least I know not to queue today.
>>538269113Merely zoomer old, sir.
>>538265735GG, thanks for the games!
>>538269393
>>538265735Jigoku machi... thanks for the game.
>>538269470It was a shampon, never mind.
>>538255773ONE MINUTE UNTIL START
>>538269736buy an ad
>>538269736dont buy an ad and thank you for your service
holy awkward
>jigoku shanpon
>>538255773>only the reddit guy is actually talking>he's annoying
silksong is harder than getting to master
>>538255773This is too much, I'm out.
>>538270381>he is listening I only focus on the tenhoui's decisions
>>538269393>>538269393ninjas are all slut
>dama pinfu>but he gets two riichi sticks right before tsumo so it's okay
Has there been a r/mahjong VS /mjg/ tournament yet?
>>538271912noall someone has to do is make a tourney and post the code on reddit and ask redditors to sing up as redditor representatives on a google form
>>538271756Dama pinfu is not the horrible monster some people believe.
>>538271912no. there is no community on reddit.
>>538272219It's not a horrible monster, it's horrible retardation in most cases.
>>538272219Maybe I'm too competitive but dama pinfu isn't enough if I'm not first
>>538272219Dama pinfu nomi really is unless you're in the JPML tourney or in the lead all last, then dama pinfu nomi all day.
>>538271912This but D*scord vs /mjg/
>>538271912the mjg vs may had a couple outsiders.
>>538272416Ok, go argue with the tenhoui whose decision to dama pinfu nomi we're discussing. https://www.youtube.com/live/Dp4DpNPQCXwTell him about it in the comments.
>>538271912wdym redditors join league every year
DA DA DA DAMAPI PI PI PINFUSTEVE'S DAMA PINFU YEAH IT'S NASTY AS HELLOOOOOOO MOMMY CHICA YEAH YOU'RE TENPAI AS WELLSNEAKY AND DIRTY, NOW I'M RUNNING IT BACKOOOOOOO FRIENDLY KOKO IT'S A NOMI ATTACK
Is there a VN, where cute girls teach me the complex shapes for waits, give me exercises to solve, and undress if I solve them correctly?
>>538272553lmao i love kokushi retard
>become pro>start spouting out bullshit to teach people wrong, as a jokeThis is the equivalent of making it to 100, then telling people you ate a razorblade every day as your secret.
>>538268565A little old lady smiled at me and I smiled back.
>>538272794
If there's a penchan, why isn't there pen-kun or pen-san?
>>538272856its true thomost wont eat a razor blade and they dont make it past 60s
>>538272665>in most casesI'm glad you can read.
>>538272762Amagami mahjong side story had some lessons on complex shapes but good luck reading it if you are dekinai. The fanTL group gave up on the mahjong side story because of its extensive length.
>only the healthiest people live to 100>therefore we need to study the living habits of centenarians>if you don't live to 100 just like them it's a skill issue and you're copinghttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7360761/100-year-old-woman-says-drink-and-cigarettes-keep-her-young.html
>>538272553>>538272897Are there any video games that use these tile faces? I imagine you'd have to pay like 90% of your income to Nintendo, so it's probably not popular.
>>538273126I do not have the patience to quibble semantics with you, subhuman. No one said it was always good or always bad. If you want an argument, go talk to the tenhoui, he's happily taking questions in the comments as advertised.
>>538273343are those not the most generic tiles in existence?
>>538273190Fortunately dekiru, but I've been putting off Amagami since forever for being an ippange. Maybe it's time to finally read it just for mahjong.
>>538273190>extensive lengthThat's low-key hilarious, I am intrigued now.
>>538273535notice the turtle 1p, it's a modern nintendo(tm)(r) set
>>538273412What the fuck are you even talking about now, retard? I said nobody thinks dama pinfu is some "monster", it's just usually utterly retarded. You see this shit in Jade all the time.
>>538273548The mahjong side story is honestly great and that's where the tanyao meme originates from. I considered offering my help to the TL team but I have enough on my plate as it is.
>>538273272>posted in March>died in Aprilsugoi
>>538273883>that's where the tanyao meme originates fromi'd say the tanyao meme is as old as the yaku itself, i won't believe the shouwa players never joked about it
>>538272762You mean the RB1 VN?
>>538273721>>538273535anon has one set >>350610192
>>538274280how did you know this?
>post ranked shakes still haven't wore offHow do you deal with it?
>>538273272Read about the broken windows theory. In WW2 they kept seeing planes with broken windows so they thought they needed to reinforce their windows but it turns out broken windows were common because planes that would break in non-window places would crash more often. Or something.
>>538274354i just saw it randomly while scouring the archive and remembered how to find that post
>>538273752Again, mouthbreather, I have no patience for your bitching. Go dispense your s1 on a good day insight in the tenhoui's chat.
>>538274407Mahjong seems to be the only game I don't get any emotional reaction out thereof when playing ranked, I used to get angery but after meditating enough times not even that anymore.
>>538274441I'm pretty sure broken window theory is about ghettos
>>538274407just play more until it's routine
I call it the empty monster can theory and it's my desk
>>538274732same, but it's my floor
>>538274543No one cares about your e-celeb
Broken Windows theory
Isn't broken window theory the one where you should break windows because it will force people to buy new windows and thereby stimulate the economy.
>>538274091That's also possible but this was the earliest mention I could find. >>538273571It's really not that long maybe 15 hours at best. Perhaps still more than what the fanTL group wants to spend with it.
>>538274543>muh tenhouitake his dick out of your mouth before you talk
>>538274441Anon, it has nothing to do with broken windows. Think about it, conceptually windows being broken doesn't and the plane surviving doesn't even make sense, it means that the cockpit has been shot to hell and back.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_biasThe broken window theory is when you fail to keep up with maintenance and because the area is so shit, people (blacks) act like shit too.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_windows_theory
>>538275361>people (blacks)Anon?!
>>538274441>In WW2 they kept seeing planes with broken windows so they thought they needed to reinforce their windowsIt wasn't windows but parts of the returning planes which were damaged by bulletsHungarian mathematician Abraham Wald pointed out that if planes could return by sustaining damage in those areas then perhaps they need to reinforce areas which were undamaged on those planes, for example the engine or cockpit
>>538275361>>538275528Don't gaslamp me.
should I learn how to play buu mahjong?
>Devilish Stylist - 2009 Flash Game (no_speech)
>>538275646Ah, the title reminds of Lady Vengeance (Fade to Black & White Version).
>>538275291Put your dad's dick back in yours so no one hears you talk.
>>538275528Big fan of that plane that's just a giant gun with an aeroplane built around it and a nigh indestructible cockpit
>>538275528>HungarianXeniabros for the win!
>>538276582If only Xenia spent more time focusing on her studies instead of snacks she might have joined this group https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Martians_(scientists)
>HungarianGross. Fouranon when?
WWYD?
the paws
>>538277305the meat and bones
>>538277305Lovey dovey sex with the intention to procreate
>>538277305The Japanese for WWYD is 'nanikiri' or 'what would you cut?'I choose to take it literally in this case
>>538272530Discord would win
If the Dora is 4 man/pin/sou and you get the red dora is it counted as 1 akadora and 1 dora or 1 akadora
>>538277565it's nani kiru
boomer LinkedIn posts general …
>>538277664soh dess gah...
>>538277664ゴメンナサイニホンゴムズカシクテ。
Threadly reminder that hannah pelt gives you flow boost to reach celestial
Why were you guys bitching about the repo wwyd? It's easy
>>538277982Bad at mahjong disease.
>you now remember fagnah yome
I'm starting to think you guys suck at mahjong.
>>538277982Sorry I don't take shanpon waits on honors that will never come.
>>538278235Shanpon on an honor has the same winrate as ryanmen though.
>>538277982I chose the 2nd best choice so it's ok.
>>5382782351+Z shanpon has a higher winrate than most ryanmen
SAY NO TO RACISM AGAINST HANNERS!
Have I mentioned that my stable rank is St3+?
>>538278496sample size?
>>538278496And your rank is?
>>538278558>>538278603Don't worry about it
>>5382785585 games
Have I mentioned that I reached adept one after just one year of playing?
https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/118256532/12
>>538277661both aka and dora (2 dora)
After 3 weeks of playing I reached Saint 1.
>>538278558https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/124909217/12
>>538278558https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/120085181/12
>>5382773058 kids at minimum
>>538278864Botted as fuck stats holy shit
>>538279071Are these stats even achievable by a human?
>>538279183Small sample size and luckIt''ll even out eventually
>>538271648dress for the job you want
>>538246593why the fuck didn't you call the pei you mongoloid
>got official permission from the archiveNice
>>538279183She's /mjg/'s strongest ranked player for a reason.
>>538281003
>>538281003uhhhh, are you hacking the repo?
>>538280952Boats?
>>538280956I got the pei pair exactly after that one was dropped.
When am I going to get assigned my stalker? I've been here for 3 years.
>>538281325You don't want it to happen, trust me
>>538278558>sheentiasmirk.png
>>538281114of course
Where's all the friend matches?
Did I mention that I have access to the repo
>>538281092Nah, just /mjg/'s preferences for emote shitposting (/v/ included for old times' sake).
>>538281325Do you have a funny name? Did you do anything silly on the telly? Do you dama in friendlies? Are you associated with the IRC?If you answered no to any three of those then I'm afraid you won't make it.
>>538281325you just aren't worth the effort, make an alt with a verb/pun name or win a tournament or start commentating, you have to do something to improve yourself
>>538281648You listed 4 things
TO returning for one last tourney … just when I thought I was out …
>>538281003Can't wait to see total cat victory over kodomo
>>538281724Exactly
>>538281736Theyy puuul me back innnm
>>538281648no, no, no, I am associated with /jong/
>>538281003amaekoromo-0.png will win and if it doesn't win, then I will claim it's because of all the amaekoromo-0.png variants.my victory is already certain
>>538281648You forgot the most important one: is your name a pronounceable English word? Squigglies and random letters are literally unschizoable.
>>538281812You will never guess which one of sheep's emote is the most used!
>>538281724ESL, please understand. he meant to say "if you answered no to two or more of those" or "if you did not answer yes to at least 3 of those".
evens joodds mahjong0 mahJOng
dose-1.gif
>>538282107the fr*nch...
>>538281003> all that miko spamLel
Janki has inclined since I changed the ooi thumbnail, the jap was right
>>538282023>I am associated with /jong/you already have a stalker, stop being greedy
>>538282065we already know that amaekoromo-0.png beat ichihime-0.png a long time ago. there's no competition here
>>538282380>263 hours straightI kneel
>>538281582Cum find me in the jpml lobby
>>538282668What's JPML?
>>538282758Japanese professional mahjong ledditors
>>538282758Jong Pon'd My Life
>>538282758Japanese Penis Markup Language
>>538282758https://riichi.wiki/Japan_Professional_Mahjong_League
>>538282732What an asshole
>>538282758Jobber Pros in M League
>>538282023Wheed
Sex with thread nuisance jane
>>538283392I pronounce that as Hweed.
>anmes
>animes
>najes
I pronounces that as CUNTvi
>>538283835>seman
bravo bras
>yuzu
2235 discard 2 instead 5
>>538283870Its actually kurvy
I accidentally ronned my friend because I set the game to auto-win
>>538284301bakyou and rest of hand
>>538284336
so what did kaavi do after she caught a glimpse of the gigantic penis kirby was packing
>>538284447https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110836739
Alright, the thread quality has gone down by quite a bit. The previous 50 posters will be euthanized. Expect a knock on your door.
Chinese mahjong doko
how long do I need to wait for MJS to add a "toggle autoron on by default" option?>just click the button every roundyeah I already do and it's annoying, there are very few situations where I want it off.
>>538284771on amatsuki mahjong
>>538284972you'll miss chiihou one day
yakuman only room when
*improves thread quality*
>>538284972It's on its way, next patch>t. insider It's become such a reflex for me that I don't even realise I've pressed it, even when I have to target a specific player
>>538285115
>>538285020I'll miss it anyways because I already autopilot to the R every round
>>538285127renhou mangan patch doko
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133747157#manga>an actual Yuzu doujinshi was sold last comiketHow come nobody posted about this
>>538285383We don't like Yuziggers.
Mahjong?
>>538285462Yuzu general
>>538285383I still haven't started checking out what came out last comiket.
>>538285383covid broke my habit of checking out stuff from comiket and I never got back into it
>>538285842Is this the actual lobby music? I haven't bothered bonding my cat yet
>>538285925yes
>>538285530Sure!
Make a room tards
>>538285973hmm maybe I should...
Majsoul Friends Room 96024(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96024
>>538285785>he was into anime pre-covidlmao loser unc bruh
post a real room
>>5382862073/4
>>538286238
>>538286261nigger>>5382862072/4
>>538286207started, thank you for joining
Why is Pixiv so slow? I have 3 minutes of loading time for each Mahjong image.
pixiv has been garbage since they opened the gates for gaijins to upload their shitty art to it
Room?
>>538286719>look up tag>most of it is shitty AI art created by japstotally the baka gaijin...
>>538286820yeah cause all the real artists left
>>538212784I'll be honest anon, with the time and effort you took for those accounts if you did a job, you would be able to whale enough to reach the same odds from the gacha
Who were the forced face team of this league? You know, the cringe faggots nobody actually liked, but still portrayed themselves as relevant, and beloved, like gomen niggers.
>>538287378/j*ng/ers
>>538287378hannah
>>538287378sprouts
>>538287449>>538287473I like both of these though
>>538287378me
Rare Sara outfit.
>>538288313Omedetou anon.
>>538288313Wow, nice honitsu toitoi!
>>538288313Stop posting my games asshole
>>538288635
>>538288313nice cheat bro
>>538255950Best rank isn't a good indication of skill, stable rank over a large quantity (400+) of games is a better way but still doesn't tell the full story as both your skill level and flow are always fluctuating.
>>538289429Hanner is so smart!
>>538289429I don't get it
雀魂のかなり際どいスキンに衝撃を受けるととみっくす【ととみっくす切り抜き】
>>538289429hannerknight can just be taken with that pawn though
>>538289585is she really ?https://lichess.org/hwDsikdM
>>538288470https://youtu.be/LPJOyFRTRVA?t=2879I want WME back.
>>538289752your chess reps?
>sp voices that dont get muted when you uncheck the sp voices optionbravo catfood, can't wait for you not to fix this in 3 weeks with the next update
>>538289857pawns capture diagonally
>>538289839nigger hannah ran away immediately like a pussy.https://lichess.org/6gFTp6MB 5 min with 3 seconds increment
>>538290286>black to moveThe match has already been determined. GG
>mfw someone deals in or tsumos on the tile I needed to cut for tenpai
>>538290269pawns can't move backwards though
>>538290286Help...
>>538290618it's moving blackwards
>>538290618Isn't that forwards though?
>>538290674ok, new link https://lichess.org/eaqCvc1i
>>538291093Gogo.
>>538291093>this many takeback requestsLol...
>>538289647https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smothered_mate
>ron>let me take that back
>>538291650uh oops I copied the wrong url
>>538291880Does this really happen in mahjong parlors?
>>538289981name one
>>538292117not anymore autotables are too heavy...
>>538292182he's talking about the lines when you start a match and yeah it's fucking cringe
>>538292182The ones they just added
>>538292281that's not an SP voice line though
>>538292413it fucking should be
these guys are so bad at chess
>>538292568Still better than the average /chess/ poster
Chess is a solved game, so the only way to have fun with it is to be bad at it.
>>538292647You can play Fischer random or whatever it's called
>3 viewers chess tourney soon
>>538292742Why would I play a fishing game if I want chess?
>>538292742No point if no one knows any openings to begin with
>>538292413There's zero reason for them not to be SP lines. I don't want to hear Kri Steve's 8 second voice line at the start of EVERY FUCKING MATCH
>>538287378Cat Kingdoms
>>538291880I look like this and do this.
>>538293119which one
Only just noticed that kings changed how the 2v2 mode works. Less tactical. More Casual. You can just freely ron/feed your teammate.They must have changed it sometime this year
>>538287624They were the forced heel.
>>538293080kill yourself
>>538293080Simple solutionStop playing Steve
>>538291880Nips used to do this and now they cry if you take longer than 3 seconds to ron them in an online gacha client.
>>538291093That was brutal, kek.
>>538293080Hmmm yes you do
>>538293080I'm glad my main simply says ganbarimasu
>>538293307I already have the other SP lines off, nobody else hears your character, zero reason for it not to be an SP line.
I'm sure it's possible to block the URL for those voice lines.
>>538293395nips haven't been deployed to any wars for too long
Hello I am new to mahjong soul, is this the current meta for audio?
>>538294348Rawn!Chuumo!
>>538294348you forgot to turn up wanjirou
>>538294348IituDora kneeMangan
>>538293080Steve fans when they have to hear Steve
>>538293863it's there, so that you know when the match begins, when you're away or alt tabbed
>>538294941I know when the lobby music stops or the *SHING* noise happensIt's superfluous, my jyanshi also barely audibly mumbles her greeting
>>538293080same bro, makes me not want to play Steve
>>538295159>barely audibly mumbles her greetingBirdhag?
Odds mahjongEvens other game0 jerk off
>>538295341Close, book
>>538295359
Shouwa haneman chasing room (4-Player South, 3+5s) https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56325You may only go for confirmed 6 han hands and above. No folding. Room theme song - https://youtu.be/G6wNQIqX1x0 (from 君よ憤怒の河を渉れ)
>>538295552If it's showa era you need to turn off aka tooMake it reeeeeeal torturous
>>538295552i should finish torakko yaro so i can stream the jingi naki tatakai series desu
>>538295528I asked about your jyanshi, not the format of the upcoming midterms?
>>5382955523/4
>>538295552>flasbacks to 4 han minimum room
>>538295786
>>538295552Started.
>>538295908It was so bad, I heard they named a website after it.
>>538295341Yagi Yui also mumbles
>>538295552Hey! Change of plans, dama the hag.
S-tier: Ichihime, Wanjirou, JosephF-tier: Everyone elseG-tier: Kaguyahime
>>538296718I agree, and remember: S comes later in the alphabet
>>538296718
>>538296798thanks for my arts and crafts entry, sucker
>>538297060What a cope!
>>538296718Filthy nyagger claws typed this
Does majsoul have any bokukkos?
>>538297371'biki is a bokuko
Are there literally any other bokukkos?
>>538297776No, 'biki's all you need
The only reason why I can tolerate Hibiki is because it reminds me of those "NEET sister" JAVs
>>538297926>"NEET sister" JAVscare to share your favorites with the class?I need to know for my homework you see
>>538297926hmmmmmm post 5
I don't like incest when the brother is the older one
>>538295552What the fuck happened to the haneman rule?
>>538297926my sister is a neet...
>>538298079>>538298187One or two of them aren't incest but you get the gist.MIAB-080JUQ-880MIDA-168 START-014SDAM-113
Bravo.
>>538298627if it was an actual rule 4 han shibari would be on to at least mostly enforce it
>>538296718nyagger hands typed this post
>>538298627Yeah...
>>538298627The room was set to 1 han minimum
>>538295552GG, thanks for the gamesSuuankou shanten hell
>>538298875thanks time to raise a happy neet
>>538295552Thanks for the game still.
>>538299629>what was that?
>>538299629Xaptain will never live it down
I didn't even share my favorites. I'm gatekeeping.
>>538299629Do gooners really make those sounds?
>>538300957strongest player on /mjg/ btwit's a definite proof that jorking while playing mahjong is the key to success
>>538299629An invisible manMoanin' in your callOw, who you gonna call?
On SegaMJ you lose ranked points if you're second but below the starting points
>>538301165>strongest player on /mjg/ btwthe strongest player is not a gooner thoughbeit
The truth is bot rating and match percent are better indicators of skill than rank, stable rank, tourney performance, friendly count, win/deal in rate, you name it
>>538301450He's the gooner in the soundpost Xapi got framed
>>538301450socculta, crackhead and norl are all gooners thoughbeit
>>538301470I see, so I should aim for a consistant 95 from mortal?
>>538301585so true sister!
On MajSoul you win ranked points if you're third but above the starting points
>be gooner>still looper
>>538301585wrongkys
>>538301728You are supposed to drink it, not dispose of it with a tissue
>>538301728Gooper
>>538301838
>>538301690That's because the uma spread is +15, +5, -5, -15 and your final uma is added onto your RP gain/loss and then rounded up.
>>538301838tissue...?
are you supposed to goon before, during or after the game?
Chronic masturbation probably is good for your ranked performance if it really does dull your dopamine sensors, you're less likely to push like a retard
>>538302085yes
>>538301802You will never be relevant amegumo
>>538302107Maybe we should have a survey about this
>all these hidden postsis the nameschizo back
dumb mikoposter
>>538302302Too complicatedJust assume anyone with a sub 11 deal in rate cranks it until the cows come home
>>538302546leave senba out of this
>>538302656You mean ushi-san
>>538302656senba absolutely goons while playing
>>538302363yes, don't post any personal wwyc now
>>538302782>>538302782>>538302782
>>538302807>page 8kill yourself fucking retard
>>538302758wwyc? where/where would you cum?
>>538303305I was thinking what would you cut... but yours works as well
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