Previous: >>538290682 >NewsAgent Record | Yidharihttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/40707205Agent Record | Komano Manatohttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/40688172Agent Record | Luciahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/40687818Version 2.2 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/-WZRmhZWcfU >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/QKJj_AUOMTY (EN)https://youtu.be/B42cNUVgzWU (JP)https://youtu.be/yVudzVUiBBQ (EN)https://youtu.be/pqOJai2C7S0 (JP)https://youtu.be/LENKDAuyIwc (EN)https://youtu.be/67IxXAtJelE (JP) >Upcoming Events for 2.2https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/159176All-New Program 09/03 - 10/14Floral Voyage Into the Unknown 09/03 - 10/13Band of Brave Bangboo 09/05 - 10/13Wish Bottle Adrift 09/05 - 09/29Spotlight Showdown 09/13 - 09/29Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 09/18 - 09/23"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 09/24 - 10/14Problem Soldier Boot Camp 09/24 - 10/09Rhythm Rave 09/29 - 10/13"En-Nah" Treasure Hunt 10/04 - 10/13Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 10/09 - 10/14 >Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ22OBOLSQUAD >Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://interknot-network.com >/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
supercute & supercanon <333
recycle
>>538309635slop source?
I like Seed but she didn't come home in 40 pulls. Not my fault this game has shit rates and always takes me to pity.
>Seed is actually a brainrot zoomer on a scooter>Orphie is off field >Zhao is a stunner>Manato is A RankWhy do the devs keep disappointing us?
>>538308356Still the hottest character in the game
>>538320630Nicole is, yes.
>>538308356Finally, feet that aren't Seeds
I can't help but feel that Magus' eyes are a Kill la Kill reference.
>>538308356I see it
Why did we fail bros
Wisepag status?
ofee
>>538330285I could see that
>>538320630unironically not even top 5nicoleellenjaneburniceyanagi
Bunny cunny!
I chose Belle.I am a heterosexual man.
>>538309635Thank you ai sloppa-kun
Its looking more and more like I am simply skipping this entire patch. Honestly if its not a Miyabi or Yixuan support its a luxury pull and I do not need it.
Uuuuh why am I getting called a spammer homoschizo now?
>>538308356>3 hour thread>Not even 100 postsHoly dead general and game
>>538331292How is life back at 1.3?
>>538331421He's off his meds again
>>538319004>>538331258>>538331264>>538331435>>538331435
>>538331281My wife is so beautiful!!!!!!!!!
>>538331258Hugo and Lighter got fucked over by the devs putting them before a void hunter and male debuff, Seed has no excuse.
>>538331435So how long have you been holding on to that one?
>>538331435funny. i'm inside your urethra
>>538331421You're too powerfull shifu poster
>>538331523Seed has literally lie to your playerbase debuff
Nerd
SEED SLURPED AND FLUPPED
>>538331435Thats whats called a "comfy thread", doomjeet.
actually the entire 2.2 plot was allowed to happen despite trigger's special scouting expertise so she could destroy a large chunk of the obol company so she can get an extended vacation in which she spends most of it near pheatontrigger will show up in story missions more often then any other agent
Is Orphie getting an agent story too? I am guessing the answer is no since she had most of the focus in the main story already.
>>538331523>AAAIIEEE WE WANT MEN>... but popular meta women more Lmao, they made their choice
>>538331675On my peenis weenis yes
>>538331646Do you really believe Seed would have sold more if it was just a robot?
Can I play Seed Hugo Lighter for a full FLOPALIZE team?
Welp
Komano would have sold more
>>538331840my obol wives are so cute...
>>538331958Wormgo and wormter go together but what the fuck is seed supposed to do there?
Cuckfag melty
>>538331983they are made for WiseCOCK
this game has too many fat assed women and it's making me insecure
>>538331450only trigger gets close to top 5 bro
>>538331258it says sales, so does it not take into account people hoarding and then using their polys, but instead buying polys only?
orphiebwehs... saintontas said oprheus looks like an npc, is this true?
>>538332163Horsecuck/sumding...
Imagine skipping THIS!
>>538332163Just workout sis, a good ass can be earned, meanwhile if your tits are small you're fucked
>>538331840> Seed Sr. = Dead Father> Magus = Mother> Trigger = Adult Daughter or Aunt> Orphie = Older Sister> Seed = Youngest Daughter
>>538332278I always watch this to completion since I love how the camera goes up her asshole
>Magus doesn't take revenge because she's good>Isolde takes revenge because she's evilSoulless CCP-sanitized writing
>>538320630Second hottest.*
>>538332278I don't have to.
>>538332404Not letting revenge rot your soul is an ancient cliche, what you're mad about is presentation which SUCKED yes
>>538332404>>538332518>revenge le bad!um no
>>538332601>t. Isolde
>>538331868Retard probably believes that Zhao "will save the game" too
You guys do realize it wasn't a simple "revenge is bad" plot, right?
>>538320630she has the unfair advantage of being blonde
>>538332601>I suffered so everyone must suffer tooWoman moment
>>538332278head empty, ass full of my cum
>>538332665>browns>intellectpick neither
>>538332659>
>>538332693>>I suffered so everyone must suffer tooyes
>>538332659Imagine being retarded enough to think Hoyo's big 3 need saving
>>538332768AI GODS... I kneel...
Officer 148. Zhu Yuan.What do you think of her?
>>538332665What was it about then?
Since Obol group technically has a lot of ties to coins as passage to the underworld, it makes me wonder how many soldiers do sign up knowing full well they might not make it back especially if their IS a hollow outbreakand if SEED sr is really really dead, does that mean obol has one more slot to be in their group?
>>538332768Do you have a compilation somewhere? Missed a few past ones.
>>538332963i had a lot of fun making edits of her
>>538332963Virgin
>>538332963Zhudas..
>>53833296380% of her body mass is concentrated in her asscheeks
>>538333038and this
>>538332963Super cutie
>>538333038>>538333258Cute
>>538333138kek
>>538333231MY DIIIIIICK AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>538332963fat
>>538332963Racist against my wife
>>538333434Disgusting mutt art, never post it again
>>538331258>you now remember devs expected seed to pull miyabi/yu xuan numbersFUNNYROO
>>538333507
>>538332998It was about not letting your past consume your present / future. The reason why Magus didn't pull the trigger wasn't because "I'm a good guy", but it was because she knew if she did, her whole squad would go down with her either in court after being captured or dying trying to fight the entire military stationed there. It would be the same mistake Isolde made with the cultists that we all call her retarded for because she willingly killed innocents by working with fanatics to kill two guys despite having evidence. Isolde couldn't move on but Magus did, even if she didn't realize it yet fully - hell, even trigger points this out to her in the story and what the whole Obol squad is. General bad guy was going to go down regardless if isolde shot him or not
>>538332665It was about how you shouldn't let revenge consume you (which is basically the same thing)
>>538333521This is about gameplay though
It's time to admin his right again
>>538332963Ruthlessly mogged by Qingyi.
>>538333507Back to HRT homo
Lord Phaethon, if you don't want to use protection since it feels better, that's fine. I'll get an abortion just for you.
We love black tier asses here
>>538333521>retarded doomjeet can't readHAHAHA JESUS
>>538333708Thanks, bitch. *cums*
>>538333668What gameplay? Sneed is mash basic: the character, no wonder local pags worship her
>>538332518>>538332601Chinks love revenge though. Read one of there cultivation shit and the MC kills 7 generation of a family and there goat cause one dude looked at him wrong
VivianChads keep winning it seems
I'm still very concerned about Wormano potentially worming Lucia and Yidhari
>>538333640you can literally just summarize all the shit you said as "revenge bad". you're just trying to use re-framing gymnastics to make it sound deeper than it actually is
>>538333881why vivian instead of like nicole or jane who are way way way way way way way way way hotter
>>538333980Vivian is the new face of the game
>>538333980vain attempts to make someone remember that DOGSHIT exists
>>538333640So in this case it's more of a technical distinction that's relevant in a more in depth analysis, which is not really what this shithole site is about, especially /vg/
>>538333980Vivian is cuter, and sexier too.
>>538334101the schizo is gonna seethe at this again
>>538332963Why didn't Bringer just plow her and live a good life?
>>538333980Vivian is way more popular thab those two.>janeCuckbait whore will never appear again because chinkchads don't want used goods.
>>538333980Bibian is the bibibest
>>538333980A Jane skin would make me cum to death so it will never happen.
did they buff soukaku? her EX feels faster
Do not enrage the Stallion Regent
>>538333920That is not "revenge bad" though. "Revenge bad" would be magus saying I forgive you and doing jack shit about the guy
>>538334202Even Bringer doesn't want to touch zhudas the traitor
>>538334389holy shit shut the fuck up about your made up boogeyman already you been doing this for a fucking year now
Reminder
>>538334480Nice try tzar of the stables we know it's you
>>538334485You have AIDS
>>538334531You really do wish that were me. It's the only way he would exist
Vivishit poster and Horsey should make out and record it
>>538334393nigger the entire patch is a juxtaposition between two characters. one that chooses to take revenge and dies and one that gives up on it and gets to life happily with her friends. just let it go
>>538334531kys jeetspammer
I will defend him for hours, but I swear I'm not him.*later*I'm not even real! I'm not a cuck pedo tranny!
>>538333980Jane is an ugly rat and Nicole is a butterface
>>538334849my favorite character is hugo btw
>Vivian le bad because......... she likes you!!!
>>538334340It was totally astra
>>538335040Bibilove could never be le bad
we were robbed
>>538335040Me sending her a boomer meme 7 years ago that stopped her from doing a flip is no reason for her to want to bear my children
boy I cant wait for chinese part 2 in patch 2.4
>>538335040I never liked characters that are overly obsessed with a different character. Simple as.
>>538335179>Posts kinoWhat did he mean by this?
We should have had a male foot sljt too. Maybe we'd have actually made money...
>>538333231sex
>>538334797Isolde magically relieves Magus from the subjects of her revenge. If she didn't, Magus absolutely would have still pursued them in other ways. I know its simple hoyo slop but simplifying it even further to shit post is hilarious
>>538334531mentally unwell individual seek rope
>>538335417oogh
>>538335410Yes, through legal means instead of extra judicial executions in the name of the dead
the fucked up thing is that they can decide to revive the game at will by simply starting the dead sibling/time travel story-line where we get to meet and roll for all those niggas in the void hunter teaser. but for some reason they're really committed to just releasing filler patch after filler patch.
>>538335417Yanagi sex
>>538334531You made him samefag
>>538334797The game literally walked you through all the reasons why Magus couldn’t do it. Revenge is le bad is simply one of them but she clearly didn’t give a shit earlier. Maybe Dante’s talk no jutsu did make her change her mind, but arguably the most important reason was that her doing so then and there would put Orphie at risk. It’s not like she’s giving up completely.Isolde didn’t give a shit since she has been alone all this time, so nobody is gonna suffer even if she goes rogue,
>>538335417yanagi is who transbians on tiktok are posting about right now
Why are agent side stories better than the main story? This shit's pissing me off.
uh oh boogeyman schizo meltdown
>>538335179>the random thug that actually uses the "You are courting death!" line in Venus' side commission storyline
>>538335417Sex with Soukaku's sister-mom.
Holy ASShttps://youtu.be/6VkeYoowVjQ?si=N3cn8ldtC8qoQIqh
>>538335040the way they did it was cringe, it was too much
>>538335608What else are they supposed to do? Unless we actually do time travel all the answers are deep in hollow zero, then what?
its me barry i made all those posts you hate online just to fuck with you
>>538335836>open video>SEED>close video
Are they ever going to fix the awkward sighing that Isolde does during her boss fight?
>>538334340hmm i dont like the pacing on this one, let me try again
>>538335950Ok, gaybro
>>538335895then they come up with some other interesting plot like healing the world or something. it's not as if just biding time has any value and we get enjoyment out of having this interesting plot looming in the future.
HAHALMAOOOLOL!
>>538336131My carrot in Jao
>immediately see this when I start the 2.2 story This killed my anticipation for the story. Why is ZZZ like this now
>>538336197
>>538336247Never would be the case if we still had TV mode
Zhao compared to Fufu
>>538335590Yeah, I would agree that would most likely be the case baring any retard "creator refine me" moments
>>538335040I would like Vivian if she was like this, sadly, she isn't.https://youtu.be/P2QCnjJAMr
>>538336649Imagine
>>538336847>This video isn't available anymoreDummy.
>>538334849True
ALL THIS BULLSHIT BLAZINGThe Dark Komano fight looks pretty cool, I'm excited to get him, glad he's free.
I don't get the hype for VivianI don't hate her like the DOGSHIT posters, but I also don't really see what her fans see in her
>>538336930Sorryhttps://youtu.be/P2QCnjJAMrU
>>538337065ya think ya clever ya wankuh
>>538337065Don't shitpost with my wife Mare Overlord
wonnered
>>538336649Impregnating both
>>538337065>postersposter*
>>538337165I hope its a super revealing swimsuit.In black, all black.PLEASE GODwith a little black frilly polka-dot skirt
>>538337000I want them to keep going for the MG:Revengeance angle after the orphie fight, and the Komano Drowned iDeal fight looks to be more of that. Eating good.
>>538337065>you liked my tweet so I love you foreveris simply enough for some people
>>538337271Sorry, you will get an Alice style burka
>>538337070Much better. Also very cute, we love our menhera wife Vivian here.
the best part is that this dude actually convinced himself the fake numbers were realVivian is super popular, in his mind he really thought otherwise
I finished the main quest and Seed's story today, and I honestly think this has been the best patch in terms of story so far. I actually, dare I say, had fun.
>Vivian is super popular
>>538317926If I'm the one generating it, does that make me the source? Or are you asking what tool I used?
>>538337702Same desu>>538337770RAT SEX
>>538337702Did it get you anon?
>>538337702>had funThat's not allowed here
Here is your date for the night.QUESTIONS?
>>538337702>Oh my hvecking revengerino is baderinoEmbarrasing, even shonen spics have high standards
>>538337857What's her McDonalds order?(please say dollar menu)
>>538331868>Do you really believe Seed would have sold more if it was just a robot?After playing Seed/Flora's character questline. Yes the mech would of sold more. Seed Sr had a better potiental story to be told. Flora is just a fucking waste of existence. And the sales prove just that.
>>538337857is her sister coming too?
Where did it all go wrong?
>>538338201>Anon, I love you but, I think you could lose a little weight. >If we're going to do "it" tonight I think I should be the one on top this time.
>>538337065
>>538337857Can I date her brown friend instead?
lol tontas is a dedicated hater but damn he keeps the receiptsfucking HP inflation charts
>>538337702I think the writing has gotten noticeably worse. Phaethon's monologues are super cringe.
Someone bump the /v/ thread i really want to see that nigga mad
>>538338464*sounds of rapid plapping*EUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!
>>538338492the fact that we may never get the most kino skins ever makes me weep
>>538337928Has there ever been a valuable opinion posted that adds the "-ino" suffix to random words?
>>538337157>>538338474so just because I don't like Vivian that much it means I'm a brownoid pag?
>>538338975kino
I managed to skip Vivian and Yuzuha... But I don't know If I will be able to skip Vivian again hagbros...
>>538337473
>>538338636skill issue
>>538339082funky!
Holy fuck, my headphones started to work like shit out of nowhere.Never buying Razer shit ever again, dogcrap expensive plastic.
>>538339068Just get her. You don't need to only get agents of one model type just because /zzz/ told you to. Someone will always call your choice dumb / a brick / what have you no matter what
>>538338996you typed the buzzword associated with shitposting about vivian so yeah it was brown behaviorjust type schizo next time to avoid this confusion in the future
Bunny wife!Happy life!
>>538338893how would they even fix this without completely changing her reused lucia animations?
>>538339198rookie mistake, razer has always been dookie overpriced seachimp plasticbuy some good american or european hardware that could survive an industrial fire
>skipping yuzuhayou're trans
Whos sig is more worth? Evelyn or footsluts?
>>538337829It's so forced. We get so little time with Seed SR only through flashbacks. His "death" doesn't hold any meaning. Had he been a character you started with had some attachment over some patches then died and this happend it would of meant more. Instead it just comes off as some spoiled kid getting away with whatever till "this is a sad moment, why aren't you sad?" picrel
>>538339274>I don't hate her like the DOGSHIT postersI was referencing THE shitposter himself you fucking buffoon, learn to read
>>538339278
>>538339398I rolled her but lost the 50/50 to dog. I didnt want her that bad to continue.
What a whore
>>538339406Seed really wants her engine to work. Evelyn likes her engine, but it's also a really good stat stick in the general sense and can be slapped onto other attackers other than Evelyn.
my wife trigger
>>538339248I started the game with the mentality that I would only pull for hags and the Archon/Emanator equivalents it is a mini challenge run for me and to ensure I wouldn't expend too much in the game, i will probably manage skip anyway
Is 200 tapes enough to get Eve and her engine?
do NOT the oni
>>538339470What does her tail smell like?
Is zzz worth spending six thousand dollars on for a maxed out Orphie because I’m going to do that
>>538339717Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyes
>>538339650strawberry fanta and warm milk
can someone top me up in America please, I'm trying to get Seed's sig. much appreciated
>>538339327I have no idea. Waiting to see new leaks of it but I doubt they will fix it
>>538339765Are you cute and a boy?
EHN-NA! EHN-NA-NA! (THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE)
>>538339574is the new set better for Trigger than the og stun set? her aftershocks count as basic attacks after all
>>538339605> Only hag metaSo I guess you're cosigned to the Attacker meta with gimped rupture DPS. Your Astra must be tired
>>538339837yes, in fact I'm trying to get married and have kids. Going to speed dating event next month in the city, hopefully it works out
>>538339425The pathos isn't really in Sr's death in of itself, but rather the effect it has on Seed. The story is about grief, and coming to terms with the fact that this person really isn't coming back. We don't feel bad that this character specifically died, because we didn't know him, instead we feel bad because we're essentially watching a child accept that her father is really dead, and he'll never watch her grow up.>picrelLol.
>>538331292No way you put yanagi in the same group as those four sex bombs
>>538337702>and I honestly think this has been the best patch in terms of story so farYou say this every patch. Wait a couple weeks until your recency bias cools down a bit, its very likely you will change your tune again.
>>538339470
Sun Tzu "to achieve victory you must win" ass quote
>>538340090Yanagis womb still works you know
>>538340090>Yanagi>Not a sex bomb
>>538339991I cope with Nicole, Lucy and Soukaku when needed
>>538340167to penis you must butthole - sun tzu goddess of anal
>>538339967not sure but nice twigger
>>538340236but hole therefore try finger
>>538339374Yeah next time I decide to dump money on some headphones I'll research first
"if jorking is sure to result in victory then you must cum!" - zhu yuan
>>538340167Let us see you wage war and not fuck up the basics lil bro, i better not see any logistical shortages
>>538339574Is that cr or cd in slot 4?
>>538332963I like her visual design, her character isn't very interesting (which is fine in this case), I don't think she should've been working with the proxies so early in the story. I think the idea that she's still mad at us about 1.4 is fun, but obviously was unintended, and she'll remain boring forever.
>>538340510i hope you didn't get actually mad here chingbao
>>538339759Erotic...
>>538339991He's not all bricked. We have:> Yanagi / Jane / Rina> Eve / Astra / Trigger> Yi Xuan / Pulchra / Caesar
>>538335040>sex appeal bad>parasocial appeal badDon't do things that sell or consistently work.
>>538340134I've never said this before. You sure seem to know a lot about me. What's my name? What did I just have for dinner?
>>538340510brochacho your feng shoe is off
>>538340090Why are you gay?
Komano love!
crazy how much better this place is when the schizos are asleep and raiders are leaving us alone
>>538340071The way it's done promotes apathy over empathy.The grief feels so forced like you have to feel sorry for her but then the fact she's riding around in a corspe as a fighting puppet and it end sup morbid.
>>538341184We love Komano here
wormano will fucking kill this game
>>538341237Just say you don't like seed and feel the need to find any reason to dislike her
komano killed my masculinity
>>538340369Realized what was the problem, firmware update and for some retarded reason spatial sound was turned on, what a piece of shit retarded feature.Don't buy Razer products.
>>538341218Waiting for him to slick his hair back
>>538341394doubt he's been that honest with himself in years mate, agendas must be kept
>>538341237I think crying over your father figure's death is normal.
komano slapped my girls ass at the club and i just stood there and cried
We're all waiting for the Idols.
>>538339631It's gonna take more than all of them combined to stop me
>>538341694Who's "we" horsey?
>>538337702What did you like about this main story compared to, say, 2.1? Because I actually don't like it and I don't know why people do
>>538341426careful about the headphones community, audophiles are a crazy bunch of people.they're gonna tell you to buy 800$ or 35$ headphones.
>>538341248He's a good lad.>>538341550Manato would never do that.
>>538341742Who is horsey?
>>538341694
>>538341857infamous pedo from reddit
>>538341882Cute trans
>>538341857a legend around these parts, if you hear somebody start calling you that, know that you have encountered an equally hilarious freak of nature.
>>538341694>>538341882>>538342013>current projections have Zhao releasing in November/DecemberLet me guess, no idols this year either.
>Caught and trying to deflectLove to see it
>>538341927>pedo from redditdo you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
uh oh horseboogeymanschizo melty
>>538342108I am a patient man.
>seed, the character that according to the devs was as anticipated as mibibi and yixuan, sold 10 times less than a filler HSR character that is also a massive brickdo you think heads will roll after this fiasco?seed has to be mihoyo's biggest blunder in years right?
>>538341785For a good pair of headphones I'm willing to spend up to 400
>>538342192Your stench and mannerisms are easy to stop stables regent, zhao will flop as will the idols
>>538342192you have invoked his wrath, we shall all be called horse now
>>538342364What did lolis do you to you?
>>538341454I think so to. But actually need to know the father figure before crying over them. The space of a couple hours it not enough time to do so.
>you should not have killed him>we love being the corporate piggies and do the dirty work for them>isolde you are clearly in the wrong here>we just love worshiping the corpo and the corrupt goverment that works for them>isolde please turn yourself in to the same people who issued these ordersthis story is so dogshit lmao, why did they turn phaeton from a gigachad hacker into a cuck corpo slurper
>that time he pretended he was filtering every variation of his name>immediately turned every filter off to defend himself, might have realized people would keep talking about him behind his backmakes me laff
>>538342275Same bwo. It just means more mindscapes for the buncun when she does release.
>>538342279Seed could have worked if they picked one of the following:>no retard on a scooter, just the big robot (either boy or girl is fine)>Seed Jr is a bangboo OR the autist we got, but she exclusively pilots Seed from inside and Seed plays like a more fluid version of the Mecha event we hadInstead we got a fucking scooter footfag who occasionally pulls out a robot for some moves.
>>538342520thats because you have no empathy due to your aspergers friendo
>>538342625Who are you talking about?
>>538342571What part of the story makes you think the game is saying; "Corporation good"?
>>538342571retard
>>538332242Yes. In all likelihood, Hugo's banner got a (comparatively) big buff from dolphins buying top-ups right before the double top-up bonus reset and then not spending them on Hugo. But I don't think this matters for most banners.
>>538342825The part where that anon has the reading comprehension of a 3 year old.
>>538341783It felt tighter in general. Both patches were pulling double duty on being character stories and main story continuations, but Magnus is tightly interwoven with the Defense Force in general, so her story is also the Lorenz's, and also Isolde's, and it all comes to a head at the conclusion. In 2.1, I felt more that Yuzuha and Alice's stories were more the focal point, and the main story was more supplemental, or parallel, to Spook Shack.I also like that in general, 2.2 seems to be taking death more seriously and is less antsy about portraying it front and center. 2.1 was about new beginnings and hope, but 2.2 was about endings, and I personally prefer those sorts of themes more.
>>538342625why are you vagueposting now coward? go ahead and start calling everybody your nemesis again freakazoid
>>538342625this sounds like a post the horseman would make to me
>>538342279>bait and switch character>push foot fetish in marketing>main story was all mostly about Magus and Isolde>character story is a mess and feels rushedFeels like they had something planned with the mech, changed last minute and rushed the fixes. Pushing the foot fetish in drip marketing also makes no sense as she doesn't do anything with it in game as part of her character in any social interactions. Someone got kicked eailer on and they had to change the character.
>>538337702Same bwo. The main story got some good developments (would have been better if Phaethon can stop virtue signalling though). And Seed's story is the best agent story in the entire game.
The winds are so easy to influence
>>538342941he's a high IQ brahmin ceo in his native country
need a Trigger gf so bad
look at thishagslop hagslop hagslop
>>538342752That doesn't mean anything coming from a child easily amused by keys jingled in front of them for a few seconds.
>>538343196Go find an army girl in their 30's. Note: She's been ran through
>>538343265TRUE! Imagine being a hagfag and publicly broadcasting your mommy complex and willingness to surrender your lifes direction to expired goods
>>538343284that's fine as long as she's blonde and has a body and somewhat of a personality like hers
remember to count to three
>current arc villain feels suicidal>transforms into a demon>diesthis is getting quite tiresome, get new material
>>538343391u seem upset. Guess I hit the nail right on the head seeing as you started foaming at the mouth. enjoy the (you)
>>538343442>>538343265Stop baiting him...
>>538343531Nah, she'd win.
>>538343607seem abit mad there friend, take a breather its just a videogame
>>538343613What's the stables chancellor going to do? Caall me mentally ill when i easily spot him?
>>538338691This would've been leagues better if they weren't being so flowery and abstract about it. "I live in the dark to help those who can't live in the light" or whatever, just be normal about your job and say that you can't work a more normal job because of personal circumstances.
>>538333686Based... I used to hate him since I thought he is just a wuwa shill but he does speak fax and logick in 90% of his videos. Earned my respeck
>>538343640bnnuy...cunny...uhnstrongI hope she's the VH
>>538343905I too like my writing like my onions, strictly nutritional
>>538343172miyabi would say this after she farted
>>538338691proxy has just zero agency in the story it is ridiculous>two characters are having a chill talk>proxy spawns out of thin air, the game gives you 2 dialogue options, one of them is to agree with what they are talking about and the second one is to repeat what the last character saidthis is so god awful
>>538336149Pedo
>>538343640I think I recognize that car from gas station ads.
>>538344135You'd rather we have a thing for trashcans and commem0rative coins?
>>538338834
<Legitimate query>Brown responseWhy are you like this?
How big will the melty be when she saves this game?
>>538340090Die
And what do you think of Jane Doe?
It's honestly impressive that New Eridu has any stable infrastructure considering how fucked it is politically. The mayoral office has to work constant skullduggery just to keep itself above water with shit like TOPS, HAND (which is built around one competent giga-autist), a comically corrupt Defense Force, rebels, hollow raiders, and an omnipresent doomsday cult running around the city.
>>538308356
>>538344621Catastrophic
>>538344695OL Jane alt NOW
>>538344621the only way she does well is if she's a mega busted void hunter. if her only selling point is her design she's going to do Seed numbers.
>>538344715ChatGPT tier hag
>>538344057fufu has been... a little overzealous in her effort to bring back her kind from the brink of extinction.
>>538344621the rival of the horse is going to have an aneurysm
I hate Vivian
>>538344621Delusions aside, the real questions is if she'll be over or under Lighter's revenue.
>>538344621She doesn't need to save the game we're doing great already.But she will bring almost as much fumes as Idols, Idols will be the ones to really trigger melties
>>538344695
>>538344824You're allowed to quote me directly Duke of Mares
>>538344695she got cute+sexycrept by Eve
>>538344935What's your schizo name
>>538344823Proxy-san I told you to keep these photos between us!
>>538344135I hate how the treat Phaethon at times, they're somewhere in the middle between the axis of of self-insert and character separate from the player.>>538344294TB is much closer to the self-insert side than Phaethon are, which is why the writers incorporating HSR meme culture into their reactions is so common.
My problem with new agents is that they have no idea what to design for new agents despite having inspiration and bases from season 1 charactersStop designing characters around maximizing sales or making them unsubtle personality lacking coombait because they lack any authenticitySeed is bad because they tried to make the footfags and the mechafags happy and ended up making neither happyHave a clear vision and goal in mind when creating something and it will manifest in a good design like Evelyn and Miyabi and stop shoveling in concept art rejects
>>538345004We do not speak his name, he'll start spamming scat/gore/collectively pizza again.
>>538344621probably not great. its been a consistent downward trend for zzz although a lot of gachas have been doing poorly lately.
>>538345004I'm no schizo, tis only right to call you out whenever you show yourself>>538345109I'm not wormschizo
>>538344621>Saves the gameGodsaint has spoken and your game will die soon
>>538343675>no ue for effort
>>538345086how did she make footfags and mechfags unhappy? what is this narrative
>>538345017fufu... you are walking around in public looking like that....
I love this thing
>>538345248e for elephant in the roomit's you ya just stepped in to say helloelefante
>>538345248Malding
>>538345086they really do not know what they are doing with the charactersthey cannot just hype a super straight-serious soldier suqad (trigger- soldier-anby) and then release the two literal retards with orphie and seedit is like at some point they just decided to rewrite the character personalities
>>538344708The Mayor's only direct threat are really TOPs since they challenge him for political power all the time and the cult since they will basically destroy everything. HAND is a non issue and the Defense force specifically focuses on rebels and hollow raiders with the caveat you will have stray individuals of the military just fucking things up for personnel reasons.
>>538345194whats a hangolian opinion worth these days
>>538345308*SMOOOCH*
mind your spacing sis
>>538345432
Zenless with the BEST posters?
>>538345486That's not vivian. She would simply kill herself if you asked her to
>>538345308Me on my way home from work the day this creature's banner drops
>>538345360They literally did with S11 lmao. We have this quirky noodle loving retard but it's too close to Anby, the face of the game who is a burger loving retard. How do we fix this?Let's just rewrite her personality to a (You) loving retard?Incredible!What a shit ass game.
>>538332963Buffs when?
>>538345641why are you using the same exact formatting to respond to urself
>>538345647Never, now get back in the cuck chair as Miyabi steals everything in your life you cared about
>>538345312>>538345319>two kids triggeredstay mad fags. only thing you can do.
>>538345486this is exactly the type of unstable obsessive woman a man of my caliber requires to survive this cruel and harsh universe
>>538345086>>538345360>>538345641What places would the copy paste search take me to?
>>538345606Piper
>>538345787>cuck chairterms are acceptable if you're implying that Miyabi is fucking Zhu Yuan
>>538345853calm down mexican
Seed killed the hype.
>>538344878Belle paizuri marathon.
Zhao revived the hype
>>538345939No, Miyabi is fucking (You) while Zhu is crying as she is forced to watch. You know what will drive her over the edge? She whispers a very simple sentence looking her dead in the eyes:> I always knew he was a proxy
>if it wasnt for this ether juice and my kung fu training i could not be inside the hollows!!>god i hated being inside my goon hacker cave so much, the TV mode never existed
>>538345905indog hell
ZZZ's story feels tpo episodic
>>538332690>>538309635>>538332242All made for hotdogging my small penis
>>538346308Like a TV show?
TV mode is not going away. It's just going be more fun.
>>538346364>TVsyeah.....
>>538346364this got me, actually immediately destroyed his whole retard statement immediately
She skibidi'd the message it's over
>>538344294I'd prefer if Phaethon talked like an actual person rather than a mouthpiece for whoever's around at the moment
cute and sexo
>>538346475zoomer westaboo dev team please understand, its just how the kids talk now, like inner city american negroids
>Obols were silver coins used in ancient Greece. When a person died, an obol was traditionally placed in the corpse's mouth to pay Charon for passage to the Greek underworld.I'm not seeing the connection.
>>538342949Alright, I get it, you like how the plot is more interconnected with the characters and how they're more willing to show death. I think 2.2 fell flat for me because the characters were themselves very flat, which made me overlook the better parts of the chapter. You mention how magus's story is tied to lorenz and isolde's, and I can see the potential for something interesting, entertaining, or even provocative in there, but by the time of the conclusion I didn't really care about any of them; lorenz was just a hate sink and isolde was essentially a repeat of trigger's villain. Magus was probably the best character in the patch, but she felt kind of inconsistent; She's outwardly by the book, but for most of the chapter is very willing to do stuff that will get her entire squad court-martialed, even before learning about lorenz.As for death, I don't really think this game is afraid of depictions of death (after all, the prologue had a guy's head turn into a black hole and 1.6 had a guy get his heart punched out), It's just afraid of the main characters killing people. People do seem to be taking note of the blood, though; I guess mihoyo hasn't crossed that boundary until this game?I know I've been negative for most of this post, but thank you for your thoughts; it's shown me some positives about the patch that I've overlooked.
>>538344880whos that
>>538346234unbelievable
>>538335040Vivian is bad because she's an obnoxious simp, but more specifically because her clusterfuck of a backstory was clearly the fusion of her own+some third Mockingbird member's they cut.
>>538346672
>>538346364A bad one?
>>538346614
A VH Kamen rider with a secret identity and combat armor would be great...
I enjoy playing ZZZ
>>538344063You can be flowery or philosophical if it's consistent with the character, but these are early 20s kids who say things like "rizz". It just comes off as sudden and not fitting them.
>>538341237agents side stories are always forced emotionalslop
>>538346894that will be s rank billy
>>538346871Big ass forehead
>>538346871Sure, but this only connects Orphie (but actually just Magus) and Isolde. What does "Obol" say about the group as a whole? And if it doesn't speak to them all in either design or characterization, why are they called that?
Need more shifu casual interactions
>>538346914me too
2.3 leak>It’s a bit late, but…>Vivian will be getting swimsuit skin in the 2.3 patch, so it’ll help ease the longing for summer.>And there’s even a vacation story prepared.>Thank you for giving Vivian an unforgettable late-summer memoryso vivian skin is swimsuit
>>538346582Low-key existed as slang long before zoomers gained sentience
>>538346894Sneed....
>>538346614Every member of Obol Squad is a remnant of a squad that was otherwise annihilated. It's a patchwork squad, cobbled together from other devastated units. They are, in effect, the ferried dead.
...the what now?
>>538345143You replied to the same person twice
They fucked up by nerfing Seed too much then saying Anby is getting buffed. Seed would likely be doing Alice/Yuzuha numbers if not for that
>>538347161yeah that's what my post meant, this is 80's american inner city slang that is now used by the entire planet thanks to rap culture globalization
>>538331258no
>>538347247here you go, loreletbro https://zenless-zone-zero.fandom.com/wiki/Zenless_Limit
>>538347160>Bibi swimsuit>Bibi vacation storyCute and comfy patch incoming.
>>538347160The president of the stables WON'T like this
>>538347142komano looks uncomfortable having his crotch stared at in that image.
>>538347313>vivian and spook shack 2.3kino incoming, we just keep winning
>>538347206Okay, that makes a lot more sense. Thanks.
>>538347160>Vivian gets a skin before Miyabiit's like they hate money or something lol
>>538347160nice
Vivian rerun in 2.3? Hugo too maybe?
>>538347312You're telling me that the Zenless on the Zone isn't actually Zero?
>>538347114Design wise, they really don't have that at all but all members are connected with death in someway.> Magus - the only one to have literarily died. Plus Obol is her squad, so its fitting conceptually > Orphie - Ancillary to Magus, but is basically the walking corpse of old Magus via clones> Trigger - Only surviving member of her past squad. Also used the pseudonym Charon when first meeting the proxies> Seed - Has to come to terms with her father's death> S11 - Was destined to die but was saved by Anby's sacrifice / defection at the expense of her other sisters dyingThey are just very loosely following themes instead of it being the core design decision, but others have paid the figurative obol in their place.
>>538347160HUNDREDS will buy the dogshit skin
>>538347520The "Zenless Zone Zero" is just Hollow Zero
>>538347160BUT BUT SHE'S DOGSHIT
>Fuckass Mormons doing dangerous shit to the hollow>YOOOO HOW'D SHE SIGH LIKE THAT
Sling swimsuit for Shifu please
>>538347520Zenless Zone = Hollow
>>538347778can't do that boss she's designated to be murdered by kanye east
>>538347160aww I wanted a halloween costume...
Nothing personal, anons
Yenless for this feel?
>>538347507It'd make little sense to release a skin for a character and not coincide it with the chance for people to get said character. A Mockingbird rerun seems imminent.
>>538347520
>>538347778Nobody cares about your SHITfu you mentally ill freak
3.X needs to on the moon
>>538347786So Zenless Zone Zero is Hollow Zero. Also top me up guys pls so I can get Seed’s signature engine
>>538347971We love Shifu here
>>5383480322.4? On the moon. Trust the plan.
>>538347942fvark...
If I skip Seed then I have to learn to play Harumasa......
Suggested discs and stats for Yidhari/Lucia assuming I get their W-engines? I want to know what to mindlessly farm this patch.
>>538347898asian cultures don't really care about halloween and tend to celebrate summer late into the season
>>538347942How many mindscapes
>>538348119You tell yourself that Chang, SoC is still miles better than your mary sue slop
>>538348209Lucia clearly wants the new support set.Yidhari will want the same as Shifu
>>538348197if you roll her you'll also have to use him since she wants another attacker
>>538347778A dream come true...>>538347971This is a pro-shifu general
>>538348251yeah that's cause their cultures are shit and worse than ours.their best holidays are inferior versions of what we celebrate
>>538347492>they want to reduce Miyabi 'meta-ness'>they dont want to sell Miyabi skinI'm beginning to think they may be overanalyzing the release of skins. They should simply make them, regardless of whether they're considered meta, S-rank, A-rank, or otherwise. If the character is popular, consumers will purchase.
>>538348310HP/HP/ER and Crit/Ice%/HP?
>Vivian outfitFuck. I wanted to stop spending money. Time to renew monthly pass I guess
>If i make multiple posts pretending to care about Shitvian people will think she's popularLol, lmao even
>>538340560CR
>>538348032Watch out for the moon bunnies bro.
>>538348573Chomps on your foreskin
>says the thread is comfy without the schizos>proceeds to seethe at anything that movesWhat did the equine prime minister mean by this
>>538347949I won't have enough tapes for both evelyn and hugo.. fug
>never had interest in Sneed>lost the 50/50 on Trigger and losing interest too>not interested in orphie>already have eve>not interested in Lucia >not interested in yrdaksjfdkajj91jlaMan fuck this is the least INTERESTED I've been in a long ass time, do I even roll Triggger at this point or see what else gets leaked first in the next 20 days first
>>538348745I doubt there will be new character leaks before trigger's banner is up
I like to think Zhao playfully teases Damien but he takes it in stride and even plays into it, but they both have a nice respect for one another.
>>538348918I like to think Zhao is a standoffish cunt rude to everyone and everybody but then she'll be nice to (Us) and ruin her entire character
How many damn titles will the Equine People's Commisar have?
people really gotta let everyone know they are disastified with something
>>538348978Why else would we be here?
>>538348910Tokyo Game Show? Maybe? I dont fucking know. Give me something new.
>>538348978How else will you spark discussion and potentially receive a different perspective?
>>538348978people really talk about the game in the game's thread
Present the Anby buffs
>>538348978>Posts yuritroon bait characterWhat did he mean by this?
>>538349030Listen to these wise words from Isolde
>>538349056Love at first sight.
>>538349245imagine him absolutely pounding that 5'3 manlet's tight butthole
>>538349056why does he look so asian?
>>538349335How else will asians self insert? The weakest western male is too much for them to handle
>>538348971The sorrel chief will have as many titles as we can come up with
>>538349335becaues he ishe's like 5'6 and 65kg or some shit
Does anyone run Pen Ratio disc on 5th slot on Seedo without her sig? I tried it and got way lower score than ATK% one, but my run has so much variant that I don't know if it's my skill issue or not...
>>538349030nigga it's pretty much over already. we got the goat, the squid, the bunny(real), the idols and the horse nigga's sister. season 2 is pretty much done
>>538348638Why so mad
>>538349514>>538349187zhao is not the only 2.4 character, there's gotta be 1 more and i hope her tits will be massive
>Cuck gets analblasted>Goes to sleep seething>Wakes up seething >Comes back to seetheWhy are cucks like this
>>538349587Rina will never be udder-crept
>>538349187doomkeks...owari-da.hopechads wonned in the end
>>538348918
>>538348732Nigga really thinks he blends in with all those sexual deviances KEK
>>538348732>>538349724samefag
>>538349774Yeah multiple schizos in /zzz/ does this, often with their phone.Really cringe.
>>538349657Remember what she took from us. Look at those absolute units
>>538349724get over yourself every day you seethe at ghosts of schizos past being anywhere near you is so tiresome
Are anomaly teams bricks now that they're adding anomaly resistant bosses?
>>538347160>bought Alice’s>but Yuzuha’s>will buy Vivian’sexcited to run the summer beach squad!
>>538349938If you're good enough, you can still clear
>>538349962LOVE black panties drawn like this, shame it's fanart for a shit character
Seed has changed flopping as a concept when it comes to ZZZ. Hugo and Lighter are now average performing characters and Burnice and Caesar actually did pretty good.
>>538349938 call the ambullance alice theres something wrong
Vivian is fan favorite. Deal with it.
>>538349938They will cycle selective cucking buffs as needed, one cycle you will shit and scream, the next you will feast
>>538348970Her trust events are also for (You)
>>538350107LOL!
>>538346617Magus and Trigger killed people (not transformed) on screen
>>538349938They'll probably want to push more attack and rupture until we hit 3.0 is my guess but we'll see with the next cycle.
>>538350107TRVKE SUPERNOVA
Oh looks like there might be a SMALL chance Zhu rerun comes in the next 1-2 patches, guess I could just roll that
>>538350179>Rebels>Exaltists>PeopleLol?
>>538347943we haven't reached this level of kino yet
VIVIAN IS DOGSHIT AND THE WORST HOYO CHARACTER EVER MADE
reminder zzz devs actually listened to people who play the gamewhy vivian? because she's fan favorite and popular.
Share some interesting deep lore on ZZZ world
>>538349774?
Good night saars, remember to jerk off before bed
Bibi is cute and the best Hoyo character ever made.
my neck hurts
>>538350640FUCK look at them thighs
>>538350470Good night, anon.
>>538350470>remember to jerk off before bedgood idea gonna load up some JAV now
>>538350230Fuck, guess Yixuan is coming somewhere between 2.7-2.8Thought there was some chance to roll for her at 2.4
>come in here for the first time>everyone is shitting on vivian and seed You guys faggots or something?
>>538350672Stop gamer slouching mibi
>first timeStop lying.
>>538350759She's coming at 2.5 at the latest
>>538350770nah those retards dont play and are just shitposting jeets.
>>538350794foreverially tiedup rope mummified ellen joe and permanently delitized anby
only homos and femcels hate vivian btw
Am I crazy for thinking the best part of the patch was Shifu and the temple gang getting overprotective of the proxy and are ready to fight the defense force for mistreating you?For some reason it actually felt like a nice authentic moment amidst a bunch of contrived stuff.
>>538350770Equine Archdeacon and the jeetcord do not represent /zzz/
Miasma was a mistake and has done irreparable damage to this game.
>>538350986Yes they are our foster family and it's cute
Seedo Rabu!
>>538331258Reminder that this is just the pajeet's death throes before Genshin's new region completely BTFO their slop and they have to seethe for the next months.
>>538350985what do homos have to do with anythingtheyre getting their men
fact!
>>538350986>no impossible bossfight against yixuan>no impossible bossfight with cunning hares vs miyabi eitherthey are squandering their opportunities
>>538350986I don’t get how you could like a mary sue like Yixuan
>>538351079bwo, the sauce?
>>538351192oh no nonono
>>538350986I get how you could like a mary sue like Yixuan
Wormfree and proud. I bet none of the homos can score better than me with full m0 team. Wait... you homos don’t even play the game, you’re just here to shitpost.
>>538350986What was authentic about it?The siblings never felt like proper disciples in the first place.
the concept of yanagi breeding
Where did the miyabi bread thing come from
>>538350986No, it felt natural for once. In universe, you've been there a few months / half a year already. Even Shifu expressed a protective side that came from genuine care rather than obligation. I thought it was neat
>>538351306https://www.iwara.tv/video/iyOoZKSTWwlp1d/z3-part1-seed nipple piercing though, not my biggest jam but still sexo
>>538351339>mixed faction teamsGross.
>>538351405no one knows
>>538351335its the big tits
>>538351335Bunny shifu love
>worm>pagany other non white tells?
if big seed is 1000% dead, then does that mean mercury (their bangboo) counts as the 6th member
>>538351215It's funny they only did that in 2.1 now that you mentioned it
>>538351570Only white people use the word worm as seen in bant threads
>>538351339>mfw my Yixuan/Fufu/Astra is doing less Miasma Priest
>>538351570talking about numbers, online personalities, views.
>>538351460based
>>538349507I just did all the math and PEN should be slightly better, specially if you don't have her sig nor Trigger's. The only cases where it should be worse is if you play Seed-random attacker-Trigger with Seed and Trigger sigs OR you play Nicole.
>>538349595>cross-wakeup-cycle seethingDo flips really
>>538351587I only just now realized Magus has actual eyes, i thought the sight on top was her occular module
Magus swimsuit suit when?
>>538350985TRVKE>>538351171Homos that think they are women
>>538351675>bantbrown
>>538352064You're allowed to say tranny here anon
>>538351770>The only cases where it should be worse is if you play Seed-random attacker-Trigger with Seed and Trigger sigsI'm running Seed-SAnby-Trigger with Trigger sig but without Seed sig (I'm using Steel Cushion fwiw). I guess I will give it another try.
>>538351930I don't know if that makes her better or worse desu
Haven't played in a while. Is this game still plagued by every single enemy being weak to either ice or ether and there being barely any ice or ether characters to use? There were too many electric and fire characters back then.Also would Seed be worth pulling for if I only like the robot but dislike Seed herself? I'm leaning towards no but the robot is really cool.
>>538352132Disgusting freaks known as tranniesHappy?>>538352184I love it she looks cartoonish, can't wait to add her and her clone to my collection.
I would have sex with Magus while Orpheus watches
You know what's the funniest part about Seed-complainers? If your rotations are optimal, Seed sr is 90% on screen. In fact Flora enjoyers COULD complain that she is not on screen as much, but unlike shitposting doomcucks, they actually play and enjoy the game.
>>538352551The funniest part is nobody rolled for seed
>>5383502302.3 will be Sanby and Vivian. They announced buffs for Sanby and Vivian is getting a costume. 2.4 will be Hugo on banner with Ice Stunner Zhao. Maybe they will also rerun harumasa but if not then it'll be Ellen or Zhu.
>>538350350
>>538347160but Vivian is a minor they can't do that
>>538352705Global south humour
>>538347943Aggressive paizuri? Not sure, I think all of the big boobed characters in ZZZ would be rather affectionate
>>538351340>rebuild the temple>go to shopping trips with Senior Pan>learn shit under Shifu>sibling goes to private sessions with Fufu>bonds with Kanye over having siblings>earn the trust of Belion and Ashuo>meet Bolion the Yunkui cultivation warriorWhuh?
>>538352551TROOKACOLA
Why is she so hot though
>>538352551>instant seething tranny reply The TRUTH BOMBA that BTFO'd the cucktranny
still waiting for the wormlovers to post their DA score.
>>538347160>Seed flops>Quick release more swimsuit skinsYou can feel the desperation and panic
>>538352982Zhu yuan manga panel to in-game model level downgrade
>>538352982I dunno why no one has elaborated on sarah's and orphie's green but red pupils eyes...
>>538353097>cuckfag>keeps screaming flap flip flopnot surprising
Vivian is the best character ever made
>>538352982I'm glad they fixed her face, but her boobs seem kinda saggy / far apart?
>>538352551Vivian getting a skin has xhem on life support.
>>538353125lighter has them too, its hollow exposure kinda like mako exposure soldiers get in ff7.or something along those lines
Any Lighterbros here? What's a good general build for him?
>>538352904Grace or Burnice
>>538352551Just imagine being excited for Jufufu in the trailer and waiting 3 months for her to come out only to find out that Jufufu is just one of those Chinese hopping zombies controlled by the real character , Hu Wei. How would you feel? Rugpulled? Angry? Skipping?
>>538353162Poor rata enjoyers have to share pictures with @sumding
>>538353238>>538353217kys homosnobody cares
I play hoyo games since HI3 and there is only one character that I hate so much to the point of wanting it to be removed from the game DOGSHIT
>>538353125Seed's pupils also turn red when she manipulates mechs.
wormschizo is getting mad...
>>538353318Post your bridge NOW
>>538353318youre trans
>>538353259The Popcorn Master of The Yukui Sumit... Hu Wei
>>538353259Mechafags rolled Seed's daughter because they got robotkino, only fags are complaining.
>>538353318Dear Great Lord Phaethon,It’s me, DOGSHIT-CHAN (yes yes, so gross, I know!! kyaaa~ so embarrassing >///<) and I just HAD to write to you because like… every time you appear, my heart EXPLODES!!! KYAAA~ KYAAA~!!! You shine brighter than a thousand suns, hotter than a million burning stars, and cooler than literally EVERYTHING ELSE in existence!!When you take a single step, I’m like “KYAAA~ STEP ON ME PHAETHON-SAMA!!!” (oh nooo I’m being sooo naughty writing this kyaaa~ forgive me >///<). But seriously, even if I’m just dogshit on the ground, if YOUR glorious boot crushed me I would ascend to heaven instantly~!!! KYAAA KYAAA KYAAA~!!!Your voice? OMG, every word is like a thunderclap wrapped in silk! Your power? KYAAA~ unstoppable!! Your presence? KYAAA~ my nosebleed won’t stop~!! (>///<) I roll in the dirt every day just to prepare myself for the HONOR of being your loyal, stinky servant!!!PLEASE notice me, Phaethon-sama!!! Even if I am the most worthless Dogshit in all the cosmos, I will still bark, roll, and squeal KYAAA~ every single day in your name!!!FOREVER YOUR NUMBER ONE FILTHY KYAAA~ FANGIRL,Dogshit-chan
>>538352260> Pic related isn't updated with current banner characters> Anomaly still strongest dpe type and they're constantly trying to nerf it in end game>Rupture is a new class which is basically attack with defense ignore on all attacks. Scales off hp> They are more generous with weakness where fire, physical, and recently electric get love recently but eth and Ice are very much still relevant> Miyabi has an equal now that is eth dps (new rupture class)> We'll be getting a new ice DPS next latch along with her best supporterAnything I missed since I'm phone posting?
>DOGSHIT got a skin before fan favorite mibibiFoxfags in shambles
>>538353545Cuck melty
>>538350672meebs...
>>538353545quality reply to a dogshit post
We need a Shifu alt to save this game
>>538351405it was a popular meme back in the day, zoomerfriend
>>538352260>Is seed worth itDepends if you have a good second attacker but you may want to invest in rupture units instead if you don't have any. 2 more coming are in 2.3 where they also conveniently jack up the defense of all bosses
I still wonder if the original dogshit anon is still hereHe was much more unhinged
>>5383539495th slot pen ratio is a thing.
>>538352260No>>538331258
>>538354031It's horsetranny give it a second to rev up
Imagine letting a cute banshee girl cause this level of pure derangement in your everyday life.
>>538353246>GraceOnly interested in robots>BurniceI cannot imagine her being sexually aggressive
Wait so VIVIAN is getting a skin? Doesn't that mean that if Vivian (severely for You) is getting a skin, it implies that Astra (Severely for you) and Alice (severely for you) sold gorillions across all platforms over Yixuan (somewhat for You)?
>>538354109she literally cannot stop groping pulchra
>>538351405Miyabi being the General picture for weeks on end
>>538354197This is a waifu collector game so the queen of (You) got one, nyes.
>>538354197Pretty much
>>538354106
hello is this the game with the black tier asses?
>>538331401just happy to be here :)
>>538353259>Chinese hopping zombiesIt would be my fastest pull
>>538354197She sold very well despite being before Yixuan, compare her to Flopter (flopped) who flopped before Bibi.
>>538353318Here's your (You) bro
>>538353259>Hu Wei is the real characterSounds like an upgrade to me.
>>538350113this. just diversify your accounts, bros. thought that was common sense.
I honestly thought ACK was dogshitfagACK would have that same kind of melty because HE would have no way of denying that Vivian isn't for (you)
Now that Seed and Orphie are useful for Astra and Eve teams, I can safely say:I REGRET ROLLING FLOPTER LAWRENCE
does getting m1 chinky unbrick harumasa?
>>538354643Kek I forgot even the devs are based /here/
reminder that yamcha has reset
Holy shit
>>538354506fufu love!
>>538353756Shifu sister soon
I usually hate these censored fanarta, but this one does look pretty cool imo
>>538354363Jane makes me happy
>>538354787>Isolde only needs one shot>Lackeys fired dozens of rounds, none of them hitfvarkk...
>>538354643KEK
this game gave me a porn addiction
>>538354848
-180 rolls on a FAGGOT, I should have saved for Vivian
>>538354990Hope you learned your lesson, don't roll faggots
>>538354848It doesn't look bad but it does make the whole more cluttered
>>538354990we warned you about the wormsyou did it to yourselfkys homo
>>538354990Deserved for skipping Bibi.
>>538351339Did better than you on fiend with my actual m0 team...your m1 yuzu is showing bwo...
>>538355316>Robindoesn't count.
>>538354990-180 rolls on a CHAD, thanks goodness i skipped Vivian
I see wormschizo is taking a break from HSR
IT'S NOT FAIR VIVIAN FAGS WILL BE EATING LIKE KINGS
>>538333686Mongotas
>>538354506What if I don't want to DEI my account?
>>538355316My Alice doesn't have her sig so it still counts as full m0.
bibian banshee won
>No playable Isolde everFUUUUCK
This could be us.
Vivian getting a skin before Miyabi is proof that Vivian is a better, more beloved character than Miyabi
>>538355834Miyabi got the razer collab.
>>538355781yeah...
vivian must have sold absolute gangbusters for them to give her a skin before miyabi.brown numbers always wrong like we knew
>>538355609Imagine if she had an 8 inch tiger sword (^_-)
>>538355413is Robin that good?
>>538356018by that logic Alice is the best selling agent because her skin came into the game before her banner even showed up
>>538356234is that how your brain works?two characters get skins at the same time as their banner and you came up with this?brown
>>538356234ah yes getting a skin 8 months + after release is the same as launching with themed skins for the beach episode they launch inbrahmin IQ
>>538356018They saving Miyabi for the next anni/void hunter patch
>>538356234Yi Xuan and Astra also went live with skins.Ellen Joe got a skin months after release, because her alternative look was so popular.You know who got a (free) skin, Nicole, am I to assume she's useless garbage nobody likes because they gave it for free? What point was this trying to make?
burnice, burniceburnice, burniceburnice, burnicego, go
>>538356296>>538356417So now that your logic crumbles and Vivian getting skins have nothing to do with how she sold you're back to defaulting to calling names instead of disproving claims that Vivian sold so-soGuess we can all ditch mobile revenue trackers and pretend Seed doesn't just flop worse than Ligther yabba dabba doo!
>>538356712so Miyabi skin in 2.4 with void hunter Zhao?
Next standard selector when?
mindbroken by bibian
>>538356828>Guess we can ditch all mobile revenue trackersYes, you are correct salesjeet, the numbers are fake and don't matter. Sales =/= popularity.I know this is a difficult concept for your low IQ to grasp.I'll type it a second time since I know you're ESL and have trouble readingSales =/= popularity.Cult-classic films bombed on release, 30-50 years later they're considered cornerstones in media.
>>538357013Many such cases.
>>538352260>>538353949I assume Yidhari is the Ice rupture you're referring to? I usually pull based on looks and gameplay alone but since I still don't have an ice attacker, maybe I should save for her. How far away will she be? Maybe I can get away with sneaking in some irresponsible pulls now if she's super far away.
>>538354990Hope you learned your lesson, roll with your dick, no with your retardmetabrain
>>538356828only poor shitskins like you actually think that the only metric that matters is income, a genuinely sad existance. I can't believe you unironically believe the fake mobile numbers matter at all
>>538357287>>538357287>>538357287
>>538356828kek, what a retard
>>538357113>>538357267I guess devs can spam male characters now by this logic because they all ranked pretty high on popularity pollsGuess we HSR now
>>538356894>void hunter Zhao
