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Taishin>sky
this one won
>Counters your seiun sky uniqueYour response?
>>538396141Nice Sex with Nice Nature
>>538396124I'm gonna laugh my ass off if I see someone actually using this garbage
Such a great photo of Winning Ticket
Clowngirl event when?
owari da
>>538396231T. Spent 200 rolls on Seiun Sky
>>538396231I'm going to kneel if I see someone running a Long A/S Bakushin though
You think redditors onto something here? There is an uptick of posts like that lately. Were there any similar issues in JP client when it was around where we are currently?
>>538396198Agreed.
neicha thread was made first...
(_´༥`___)
>>538396305>longIt's for CM3
It was your usual daily grind for fans run, one of many, but game decided to drop uber rng on me. And here it is. GigaGolshi born from shitty parents as a resultStrangely, she performs well in RM, roughly 80% winrate, despite lacking S in long and spurt. Even better with support "Nice" Nature.
>>538396309yeah theyre figuring it all outthe random game isn't as random as it all seems
I sacrificed Air Groove skill hint for this
>>538396198trvke
>>538396302only newfags fall for this kind of bait, I'm gonna laugh too once the int Nature card comes out and people roll for it
>>538396309>You think redditors onto something here?No, they're retarded midwits that don't understand how their memory works with regards to bad outcomes or losing.>There is an uptick of posts like that lately. Were there any similar issues in JP client when it was around where we are currently?Yes, because people went from having fun with the game due to the lack of competition, to tryharding and seething about it.
>>538396329That's cute!And RAD!
>>538396341Every thread is a neicha thread as long as i'm in it.
Special wife>here’s hoping the antis don’t shit in this thread.
Is he happy in Uma Japan where breeding isn't a propaganda but a mandatory process between trainee and trainers?
>>538396436Have you considered not being a bad torena?
>>538396341Gonna cry about it, bitch boy? Need mommy’s titty to suck?
Bros, I don't know if reached past the retention life far enough or if passed by me.
seiun sky story is kinda MID
>>538396309I think the newer generations get frustrated and depressed very quickly, so having a few bad runs makes them feel like there’s something wrong with the system
>>538396017agreed, she just needs stat correction
>>538396564He's the one banning American horses from racing.
Damn Super Creek's head is fuckin huge. You would think it would be less noticeable with her giant melons but after seeing her stand next to maruzensky I can't unsee it.
>>538396564>more horses = even less humansHe would be seething.
>>538396559
>>538396564>Abe actually got isekai'd into the umaverseWoahWould he become a trainer or a politico?
>>538396309Idgaf about Reddit but the desire detector is real.
story events aren't canonscenarios aren't canonthe anime isn't canoncard evens aren't canonand finally, your delusions aren't canonevery uma is made for MALE trainer cock, end of discussion
>do a 10 roll>get Sei on the first rollsimple as
I love the nail slut Tosen Jordan and her slutty pose...
wtf almost 800 stamina and still didn't get Cooldown?
>>538396770Please translate from modern american.
>>538396779I'm just happy knowing that I will eventually impregnate her and make Abe happy
>>538396309So you're saying Seuin Sky isn't a moody bitch and it's actually the game's fault?
>>538396852thats unlucky
>>538396846Don’t call her a slut please.
>>538396852It's random, don't believe the gaslights
>>538396735umas can still have human boys anon
>>538396559spechan is daughtercore
My wives
>>538396923All gyarus are sluts
>>538396935You calling Seiun Sky a boy, bro?
I seriously hope the room matches have a selection bias for try hards because I've done like 10 room matches, and I keep going up against 1200/1100+ speed/stam Golshi's with S long, spurt, cracked greens, and double recovery. Like 9/10 of my room matches had at least two insane horses.
>>538396309>WAH WAH WAH WHY THE RNG GAME IS GIVING ME RNG RESULTS?!not even kids behave like this
>>538396738Trainer turned politician, he has memories of this worldHe's probably the other percentage of Tracen's sponsorsMARRY AND REPRODUCE
>>538396945I want to fuck your daughter
>>538397016only sweats are gonna do room matches, thats like 0.1% of players
>>538396854
Haha bros...Neicha just brought this up to me and said it's a training contract. I can't into moonrunes am i getting scammed here?
>>538396779Hooking up with trainers is so common at Tracen that umas assume it when spotting other umas with trainers after hours.
>>538397016>Those going into room matches are looking to test out their penta SS god umasWhat a shocking revelation!
>>538396309100% correctThere'll be a couple fags rushing in to defend cygames though
if you want to win either have 3 distance corners or spurt
>>538396923nail nursing handjobs from tosen jordan...
There is nothing wrong between a platonic union between Uma and Torena
>>538397147why would she lie?
Lorewise, how are horsegirls created? Are there horsemen? Did a human fuck a horse?
gyaru harem with tosen jorden, helios, palmer and gyarufied mambo
>>538397030this desu. If you don't enjoy rng what are you doing playing this.
>>538396263god taishin is gorgeous
>>538397016the only people joining and hosting those rooms are whales trying to validate all the time they wasted playing golshi's career over and over
>>538396779quick reminder that Tracen is forcing (you) to take dates with your trainee even if you don't want to...
>>538397121
>>538397214She started it with you're the only one for me. She means like, as a trainer right?
>>538397147sign it bro she only has your best interests in mind
>>538397265they live in a parallel world and three goddesses spawned them based on our famous horses, something like that
How much wit makes running single gold recovery strat worth it? (Assuming 1200+ stamin and 500ish guts.)
I am so horny, I could fuck a horse
>>538397160Why is Dober portrayed as a man hater who actually wants to bang her trainer black and blue?
>>538397265The uma world is an alternate dimension where the souls of racehorses from our world are reincarnated as umas. There are no male umas, and there are no umas that do not like racing. They are born through procreation by a human male and an uma. We know this because many of the umas talk about their human fathers in the game.
ugly, boring umamusume
>>538397404toreina...
>>538397265you meet the three goddesses of thoroughbred later and they explain they were the first umamusume to exist, so it's safe to assume they fucked like crazy and populated the world with a new species
I'm so hungry I could eat a whole kitchen
>>538397480how do we fix this uggo
Ningens are for ningens thoughbeit
>>538397404I have no idea what I'm even doing.
>>538397480say that again pussy
>>538397426She lost hard to trainer cock in her career
The only game bias I suspect of being real is Golshi bias. My luck with her careers is leaps and bounds ahead compared with other umas. As if game has blessed her.
>>538397150Date with Daiwa..>>538397480Beautiful, fun umamusume!
>>538397573give her huge K cup milkers
No one is bringing sacrificial haru's into their room matches. Wonder if it's safe to run a sleeping lion narita after all? Would sure help my last ditch runs if I didn't need to bring mcqueen.
>>538397651and make her sluttier
True!
Dober best Mejiro
>>538397426cause you changed her from "feeling uncomfortable around all men except her father" to "feeling uncomfortable around all men except her father and (you)"
>>538397726True!
>>538397310Tracen knows that the umas must flow. Tracen is secretly also a breeding program that seeks to pair umas with human trainers with the best traits to selectively breed better umas.
Trainers are both the equivalent of jockey, groomer (cleaner), trainer and managerNone of those are required to be heavily involved with their athlete's personal livesWhy are uma trainers required to do so?
>>538397659Urara is easily countered by front runners, and with Seiun Sky already out, she just becomes a meme. No one is gonna cuck themselves by bringing her.
Do not date Humans
>>538397542Oguri...
>>538397315Kita chan cute!
>>538397886But bro have you seen Aoi? She’s a baddie
>>538397265It’s almost 100% certain that the first uma was born from a human couple, since there’s always at least a tiny possibility that two humans could have an uma
>>538397830Explain Haru Urara
>>538397857Sacrificial Urara just goes as end runner with some debuffs slapped on and falls so far behind Narita can't activate sleeping lion. How do front runners have anything to do with that?
I just want my German wife bros...................
>>538397845umamusume are humans too bwo, they are more complex beings than a real horse
>>538397615She truly is blessed
>>538397886Or else what? KIryuuin wants to take me on a hot springs trip.
>>5383974264chuds should understand being afraid of the opposite sex but wanting to fuck them more than anyone.
Say something nice about my wife, /uma/.
I'm free from the groundwork mines
>>538397426IRL Dober is a whore
>>538397150how I trigger this event?
>>538397959>Aoi? >a baddieDon't you mean Riko?
>forget about>your family>your friends>all you need is me, trainer
>>538397992She's cute!
>>538397992Got nothing man, she's going to die a virgin like her irl counterpart
>>538398095Fat fuck
>RUN FRONT URARA THIS CM TO COUNTER TAISHIN>RUN BLOCKUSHIN NEXT CM TO COUNTER SEIUN SKYwhat's the next big gaslight?
I'M NOT TRAINING MORE GOLSHISFUCK YOU
>>538397886They're all cute though.
https://youtu.be/EK5hrx1yhaM
>>538397992The school is still for all umas to learn racing. But the most breedable umas are selected for pairing with stud trainers.
>>538397992she was the prototype 0
>>538398132I said what I said
>>538397857do you think that's front exclusive? She can still brick Sleeping Lion in any style
>>538398197There are a couple of infiltrators here
>>538398095Thinner than McQueen
>>538397315
I thought that they were supposed to be horses?
>>538398186Do it tho
our GODDESSES
>>538398016strange because that appears to be a picture of my german wife
"Uma Musume is Golshi geimu"- witGAWD, 2025
>>538398197who's the baseball cap cutie
WTF that Bourbon was a gray door which became gold and rainbow
>>538398016why is toreina-san naked?
>>538398197>Human>Tazuna
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
>>538397992Her trainer is closer to Kiryu than Anime Bourbon's Kiryu trainerHe just wants to see her run properly, is weak to helpless kids and is probably a volcel
???????????
>>538398165The one uma you actually NEED to counter is Falco with Seiun + El uniques. Seiun herself is never gonna get a lead vs Falco assuming similar builds.
>>538398263Hey boomer. Stop using our words wrong
>>538398320
>>538398449no one pulled falcon doe
>>538398439You suck, bro
>>538396265horse clussy
I rolled Teio, what's she good for?
>Get two gold inspirations>Gold recovery skill chains nowhere to be found>>538398439shit happens little bro what can you do
>>538398427what the fuck is a volcel
>>538398526sex
>>538398526which one, anime or regular
Remember the time when getting a 3* blue calls for celebration and we weren't autistic about white sparks?I remember
>>538398526leg breaking practice
>>538398526anal sex
>>538398384You just rolled more 3* in one pull than I have total since release. Kindly explode.
>>538398165>blockushini feel like i'm too retarded to understand this specific gaslight. what is it even supposed to do when everyone has access to a good mile front and a seiun parent
>>538398526marriage
>just got my first ever A+ uma>it's HERthis would've been pretty good too if my fuckin mile S had activated
>>538398128its a "date" event. They trigger when you do recreation sometimes. Most umas have a whole bunch of different ones so its hard to get the exact one you want.
>>538398526Rape
>>538398498I did
I do not quite understand this late grand parent inherit. Would I still care about getting groundwork hints when making a grandparent or do I just rely getting the spark from late grand parents (I am borrowing a 8* groundwork uma legacy)Is it actually 100% inherited after a career run that means I don't need to take the actual skill?
>>538398564Regular.
>>538398526size difference IMAGINATION
>>538398373satake mei
>>538398568I still celebrate because my stamina and power sparks are godawful
>>538398338They let cows and dogs run too. Whats one more cat?
>>538398761You need to learn the skill to get the inheritable spark
>>538398498I pulled Falcon, you guys are fucked whenever dirt CM happens
Ningen daisuki
>>538398619Prevent Seiun ult from going off by stealing 1st place right up until the final spurt then die ig. It's stupid and you can brock yourself just as easily as the enemy. Will only work on shitters too.
>>538398789>wearing a hat>no tail
>>538398338They truly never prepare you to deal with umas in the trainers college
Before you do something stupid, just remember that pulling for every single random horse on an accelerated schedule is an actual drooling retard move
>>538398909dirt and sprint CMs are a year away bud
>>538398469EH!?
>>538398347They are kinda ugly...
>>538399047nigga nigga nigganya nya nya
Why did Gold Ship allow Cell to reach his perfect form?
>>538398901I see. So by 100%, is it just guaranteed to show up on inspiration events? That would be fine as well then I can focus pumping stats on stamina and speed
>>538396124I have a neicha waiting to perform this very one duty. Seiun rollers suck my cock.
uma musume is niger game
Are all dirt TT races a mile?
>>538399047Neko segs
>>538398016She will take really good care of your Schwert.
>>538398526Bending her over any kind of furniture you can find
Is Matikanefukukitaru good for Gemini? I'm feeling lucky
help
why is she like this
>>538399129yes, I wonder if cygames regrets making dirt so awful
>>538399230Go to the end broI thought she'd more on the platonic side, I have never been betrayed this hard
>>538399172Teio is a dangerous creature
>>538398568I sitll do
>>538398165It's pretty funny to see global come up with these wack-ass builds instead of sticking with just a debuffer.
>>538399259what a whore
>one mention of Teio>whole thread turns into Teiospam
>>538399101About base 9% for it to show up if you have 3* groundwork on a parent, about half that for grandparents all affected by affinity on top of the random roll (ie. you have 9*, 150 affinity so a quarter of inspirations will get it).It gets more consistent once your other parent also has it, same thing with the white showing up on the new legacy
>>538399343Teio slander. She's a very cute umamusume who definitely wouldn't rape her trainer.
>>538398683you have the name of this one?
God, they’re big.
>>538399343The power dynamics in a marriage with an uma are terrifying. Worth it for the sex though.
>>538399125explain nigers to me
Hope I'll get the same inspirations on my aces as well
>>538399437Yada yada desu
What does front runner S actually increase?
so is cm3 in 3 weeks?
>>538399553They run faster to espace the uma police fasterLike really fast
>>538399230Happi lucky fucki marriage
front runner>whole shopping list of skills>mandatory 3 greens for groundwork>focus>still need turf/distance sparks>do all of this 3 times>not in 1st place by the late race? brickend closer>get spurt>get turf/dist sparks and prayare yall really putting yourselves through the RNGhell
>>538399734I just think fronts are coolNo, I will not reconsider even if I am a shitter f2p
>>538399663Wit, except it doesn't count towards skill activation rate chance.
>>538395928Why couldn't I have hit Spurt Maestro or CurveIT WAS SO CLOSE
>>538399553Remember in episode one where Spe was on the train? She would have been stabbed in the neck from behind if one had been sitting behind her.
>>538399437stop noticing things
>>538399447from possessive to rape there is only one step
>>538399437this is a teio thread
>>538399437The most powerful uma
Silence fool!
>>538399834wew thats basically a proposal!!
we love teio hereIf only I had her. I'm 30 pieces off...
>>538399553big niger is an unique skill for those specific umas that increases their launch acceleration a lot, like groundwork if you meet the 3 green skills conditions but strongeryou get it by completing very easy hidden goals like, Suzuka's is winning 7 graded races in a row if my memory doesn't fail. it sounds good but all those umas except Ace and Helios are nothing special
>>538399252Who exactly is NOT like this
>>538399813standing by over double circles....
>>538399437I didn't even get a proper answer to my question...
>>538399437Yes! More Teio!
So do we just not get the 1 free daily roll anymore ever?It was a one time thing for those couple of literal who banners a few weeks back and thats it?
>>538399172that honey transplant seems serious
Trying to build a usable Seiun Sky has made me realise you need a fuckton of skill points because front runners need so many damn skills. But this means you need to run more races and have less time to train, so you really need to luck out on your trainings or have strong supports. Truly the whale style.
>>538399490Think its called "As a Model Student..."
>>538396770
>>538399916wtf i just witnessed a murder
she straighta on my way till i spurt
I fucking hate TeioI really fucking hate her
>>538399734True f2pGODs are gambling every CM with late surgers and calling it a day.
>>538399834Imagine the intense, passionate love making.
>>538399939so it's just a free upgrade for fronts essentially?
>>538399916I can't believe Tazuna Hayakawa is fucking dead.
man am i glad that i am not a tokai teio fan because you niggers sure as hell dont make it any easier to like her
>>538400019You'll get a front row seat too.
>>538400010thanks anon
>>538399734I will not build Gold Ship for these events. I refuse.
Teiofags are the worst part of this fandom
>>538397016in taurus cup the finals were the same level as the room matches
>>538400038the monarch has decreed that you are not allowed to not like teio
>>538399957Double Circles are too expensive per stat when you are tight on points
Guys I think I love Dia.
>>538400094it's not free but it is a big update, like I said you need to meet the conditions then buy the skill, it costs as much as a regular gold so 320, and there's no way to get a hint
>>538399987There's supposedly more coming for half-anni next month, but not much IIRC.
ho ho ha ha why yes my oshi is the horse with an ult that gives her a 6 length advantage by default i totally like boys btw
>>538400184Teiofags rule this threads along with Meekfags
>>538400235-‘s big tits and money
orange
>>538400235Nothing wrong with that. Dia is hot.
dia is a slut
>>538396309It feels worse because all that shit literally didn't matter when you started while now even getting a run with 0 incidents whatsoever but low rainbow luck means instaglue.
>>538400297i'll show her a 6 length advantage alright
>wake up>realize i will never have a Cheval Grand GFi want to die
>>538400090
TEIO TEIO TEIO
You do not need ningen women
>>538400328w-why are they looking at me like that
>>538400267mmm yeah but like in the context of things you'd probably always want to pick it up, yeah?
>>538400346
I love Dober.
CM2 ANCHORPost your aces!
What is "it"?
>>538400509Aoi is shamelessly flirting with you in front of them
>>538396309Now that the magic disappeared, normalfags are realizing how shit URA is.
>>538400184French Teio is simply better, and she's a filly instead of a boy.
>>538400551
>>538400570Don't waste your time trying to figure it out.
What other uma summons a horde like teio?
Kita replaced Teio as the most beautiful ikemen horse for japsthe Satono family replaced the Mejiros as the most prestigious and rich familyTeio and Mcqueen are old and busted
I joined open league but my umas are all B+what are the stats I should be aiming for?800/900/600/300/300 ?and I guess zero skills, specially gold ones?
>>538400556they're shitters who should be hidden from the world
So will summer maruzensky walk around tracen wearing nothing but her undies?
Digitan LOVE
>>538400608This man gets it
>>538400724too late
>>538400545of course, you'll always want it for Ace as the best example, is her only way to compete against both white Kita and red Kita in mid and long respectively
>>538396309Some umas are legit cursed. >Agnes Tachyon>Grass Wonder>Daiwa Scarlet>Whinning Ticketzo>for fuck's sake Urara STOP GETTING YOURSELF INTO DETENTION YOU RETARD
>>538400640dia
teio thread
>>538400554This is what half the school saw by the way
https://youtu.be/1Qvp31c-jGs
>>538400648Tokai Teio was considered an ugly horse
>>538400621I really liked that Suzuka has more friends besides Spe.
I'm gonna have 1500 gens after 2 carrers, do i pull on the character banner or the support one? Saving gems is not an option i can handle
>>538398110>only 1*no you're not
>>538400807teio world
>>538400657600/950spurt, 3 gold recoveriessome room for 1 or 2 green skills too
>>538400879did a guy from a youtube shorts told you that bro, Teio was a handsome horse
>>538400878>maya pfpokay i will watch this
>>538400509You're spending time with a thirsty ningen woman
>>538396309No, they have been grinding more for CM and have gotten exposure to more RNG bullshit. Of course, they will remember the mood -2 or failed triple rainbow coinflip more strongly than the time they got two +30 energy events in a row or won the Hopeless with 200 speed/stamina.
>>538400935The game does a better job with relationships than the anime
You WILL drink ze Tokai Teio beer and you WILL remember the miracle at Nakayama 1993 Arima Kinen
After hours of toiling with parent farming it's good to be back training my favorite hors
Ban every Teio poster and the quality of these threads goes up 3000%
>>538400940>"I hafta gamble"Close the game then get a job to fund your gambling addiction
Teio-gaki
>>53840075730 hours without sleep, please understand
nishishi
It's a new day!
>>538401094Block magnet.
>>538401132How is it gambling? I lost no money.
>>538400973>that ringTeio wife!>>538401057Perhaps the anime was an advertisement for the game?
Is it really such a crime to date human women who are indisputably not underage who aren't in a power dynamic that favors a predator?
>>538395928Im retaining with this score right?
>no one cared about new dayit's over
>>538401220nope
heh later suckersinb4 "you do this shit every week" faggots show up
>>538401231>Doesn't see it as gambling unless he loses real moneykek
>>538400657700/1200/600/300/300no green skillsin fact you want almost no skills at all2 recoveries - that's itI've done nothing but lose to this bullshit for 2 days now. Forget strategy or counterplay, or a clean good build. Just make some sloppy trash that barely clears career mode is apparently the strategy. yeah I'm a little madYou got 3 days, or something. Figure it out.
>>538401279>Spend 3 years intimately following an uma>Being attentive to all her needs>Decide NOT to marry herIt is a crime to waste an Uma's time like that
>>538401358too busy spamming ohayo and filling out all the requests that disappear in 10 seconds to shitpost here, soz
>>538401392>"you do this shit every week" faggotsyou do this shit every week faggot
NYOO WHERE MY SEIUN SKY
One of the funniest things is that unsupervised trainers are walking around Tracen whenever there are tryoutsThe first and biggest example is Goldship, dude was just minding his own business until Goldship decided to crash and kidnap himIf an uma decides they want a trainer, they WANT a trainer
>more dailies againMONEYYYYYYYYYYY
>>538401414LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>MOONLIGHT SHO DEWA->OGURI CAPPU (as in peakku) YOROS-
>>538401247My wife, Special Week
bros is this good enough to luckshit some winsI'm tired...
>>538401358Thanks for the reminder!
>>538401358My new day was 5 minutes late and when it tick over the game froze for the first time ever. I'm spooked now.
>>538401689>bros is this good enough to luckshit some winsnyes
I beat the game. Now what?
It's that easy!
>>538401203Digitanbro pls take care of yourself...
KIta-chan and I are not sluts!
>DAILY R->MOONLIGHT SH->hai! deigi shodder des :DDDD
>>538401531you don't even have to be unsupervised, we have a case of an uma targeting a specific human since childhood, dream journey
>>538401798try retaining
>>538401798now work on your cum retention every week
Paizuri time is soon!
>>538401358I was busy fapping with koikatsu and umas pls understand
Support and Spark RNG fucked me HARDShe's good enough for the CM? this is my best run (stat-wise)
>>538401531I imagine once their bond deepens, Gold Ship would drop kick the trainer out cold, only to wake up and see that he’s in a suit with a beautiful goldshi in a wedding gown
GOLSHI GAME
>>538401864>uma targeting a specific human since childhood, dream journeyChat, is this real?
getting Seiun Sky after 10 pulls didn't prepare me for the harsh reality that I still need lots and lots more star pieces for my 1- and 2-star traineeseven though I'm swimming in carats, I now have to wait for another month to dump them all on the maruzensky bannerthis is almost to rough to bear...
>>538402012no it's a dream
I'll teach Dober not to fear men.
>borrowed a Seiyun Sky for my FalcoThis is all I really wanted
>>538401839explain this
>he fell for the "meta" uma meme when he doesn't have the cards necessary to actually make any real use of themenjoy the club points i guess lmfao
>>538401531Trainers are men at their 20s or older, they can't be "unsupervised" as they are adults
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBS0AGgGTnQ
You have secured your retention on first try, right, anon?
Anything upcoming to save friendship points for?
>>538402024How are your support cards?
finally... everyone is at 3 starsidol costume is NOT allowed in my tracen
>>538401531
if nishino flower was in the game now i would use her as my ace for CM3
>>538402265But those trainers are still weak and vulnerable in that place full of horse girls.
boyo you were an undefeated triple crown champion and spring triple crown champion, what are you talking about??
Having Tenno Sho spring in your career is so cucked.
>>538402573peaked too early....
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>538402596>go on, skip to the last corner
>>538402265dude compared to the strength of an umamusume they might as well be children
>>538402596>he didn't pass the 700 stam check
i askedi caretell me more
>>538402573blud just wanted to fish
>>538402573>wereshe's not there yet in this world
Pulled End of the skies, was I scammed? I already have default Mejiro which looks stronger.
YEAH BABYYYYYIf my ass can make it here, I must be good
>higher than last week's score alreadysurprised i stayed in class 6 with only 478k
>>538402675I drank gasoline once
>>538402631I askedI careplease keep posting
>>538401992and your name is written on the marriage certificate in red crayon that doesn't look like your handwriting
I gave Seiun 30 rolls and got Anime Teio from itI'm reaslly happy about that
you will find yourself floating back between 5 and 6, which will get worse when the general meta steps up
>>538402779Yes. Her unique is worthless.
sakura chiyono o is kind of cute
>6 daily racescygenerous i kneel....
>>538402573ackshually she lost the dahby to Spechud. So just double crown. And obviously not undefeated.
TOKAI TEEEEEEEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>538402824easy retention for me too
reminder that if you're using a second wit card over Aoi or Tazuna for your Cancer Cup aces you're bricking your runs
another week secured
>>538402779She boasts possessing the worst ult in the game, giving you velocity when she gasses out.
Maybe I should stop buying these...
Does Mayano even know how to initiate and do it in the event she manages to push (you) down
>>538402779anime maku is fucking dogshitworse than perhaps even tm opera o
>>538403345Almost 3 years till she arrives...
>logged off 1.5 hours ago>log back into thisWhat the fuck happened? Did some streamer find my parent or something? The most I ever got was like 22 after sleeping 8 hours.
>>538398526This >>538398560 >>538398574https://catbox.moe/c/h98jp0
>>538402909As the trainer tries to run away, he can’t because he has a ball and chain that’s locked to his ankle
https://youtu.be/8pghr5JXdlU
127 to get sky, wanted lower to go for hishiama too...
>Would let you hit right away if you beggedKitasan BlackMaruzenskyTaiki ShuttleNice NatureMatikanetannhauserEl Condor Pasa (forma de umamusume A)Rice Shower (you think she's this but she's actually tier 3)>Insists on a date and a movie first but weak to pressureKing HaloMayano Top GunTokai TeioDaiwa ScarletNarita TaishinMejiro RyanMeisho Doto>Absolutely not without at least months of going steadySymboli RudolfTamamo CrossAir GrooveVodkaSilence SuzukaMejiro McQueen (she thinks she's this but actually she's in the first tier)Mihono Bourbon (you think she's this but actually she just rapes you out of the blue)>leads you on and always flirts but will only let you hit on HER termsCurren ChanSeiun Sky (but easily made tier 2 by a proactive toreina)T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)Biwa Hayahide (It's all calculated. You will date her at a place of her choosing. Even if she's actually tier 5, it's all within her calculations)>easy to trick into sexHaru UraraSakura Bakushin OMachifukuTwin Turbo>rapes you out of nowhere one dayGold ShipSuper CreekGrass WonderAgnes TachyonNarita BrianSatono Diamond (she's gentle, don't worry)>umacelSmart Falcon>loves food too much to have sexOguri CapSpechud
>>538403916yeah i found it, thanks
>>538403713Mayano is the type of girl that pushes you but when it's time to for action she stays ultra sumissive
>>538403916you got doxxed by Chrono Genesis bro
Is there a higher than normal chance to get the singing recreation (+2 mood) on the first turn of a carrer? Cause it seems so.
Am i safe guys?
is this good enough?im so sick of groundwork farming
>>538404061You ever gonna update this or just keep spamming?
>>538404218>the singing recreationreally nigga
>900speed 1000stam 750pwr Creek>decide to watch the URA finale due to feeling uneasy due to having dogshit luck for the last few days>everything going well, no late start rushed frenzy etc>suddenly drops her pace out of fucking nowhere midrace and falls to 9th>can't catch up and blocked by the final corner >10thLiterally WHYShe didn't even get any debuffs, she has a gold recovery + 2 whites and over 1000 stam and speed/power mogged every other uma in the race, why the FUCK did she just drop down for no reasonMy runs have been really, really bad and I just thought I was being unlucky but now that I watched the race I genuinely believe the game actively fucks you over
>>538404273good for a grand-grand parent
>>538404061>no easy to manipulate categoryanon...>>538404061
>>538403345Ahhhh I want to have SEX
Sorry i'm late, where's the gibs?
>>538404273Missing URA finales but it's good enough for aces imo
>>538404331i dont know why i even bother asking when you guys are this retarded
>>538404020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDEiOHUxhOkfor me it's this version
>>538404063>>538404208I actually found the streamer in my follows list lol. It's some russian dude
>>538404315??
>>538404406What's happening to her tail?
>>538404347what's the difference between that and being easy to trick into sex
I don't know if the schizos are right and they really made the career mode harder or if it's just as simple as the enjoyment of the game wearing offI don't really care either wayThe career mode is fucking cancerI don't know what came over me to even play this for as long as I did, but now that the veil is lifting at last I truly see that the game is kind of shit. This general is probably more entertaining than the game itself and that's not a good thing.I think I'm going to see this CM through till the end, hopefully unlock the 500 TT steam achievement along the way and then fuck off
>>538402470pretty comfortablegot kitasan, suzuka, mcqueen, cafe, king halo, and some other minor SRs all at MLBonly 0LB creek and tosho though, but it's fine I borrow those
all cheevo unlocked, this game is easy
>>538404439youre wasting your time if one of the parents hasn't got 3* groundwork from your borrowed
>>538404584This dude is failing the career mode half a year into the game...
>>538404406updooted for epic funne nose man show reference.
>>538404584how do i unsubscribe to your blog
>>538404584You are getting burned out by long training.Try to make an ace for third CM.
>>538400763How can S. Maru and V. Bourbon compete without these? Are they just that good?
my trainee keeps asking for my phone to see who i'm following on umastagram
is she good for the cancer cup?
>>538404584>or if it's just as simple as the enjoyment of the game wearing offIt's this. The magic is gone, so people are more focused on the negative now, rather than the positive.
>Spent money on pulls.>Got worse cards than the free pulls.This is the only time I have put money into one of these. And I never will again.
>>538404275But I updated it plenty, unless you want to add specifics about uma that aren't trainable yet?
Remind me again why I needed to spend so much time saving up?
the 75iq take:>i won't roll for seiun because whales will do it for me and offer good parents when i need it
>>538404584>seething about rng in a rng gameDo kids really?
The 1K IQ strat:>If it makes my dick hard here’s my credit card
>>538404907this is thanks to my 140 rolls for nothing. enjoy it bro
>>538404874kek they already got your money paypiggy
>>538404907I got a 3 star this morning on a free one.
>>538405032I'm sorry I stole your luck.
What good reason do you have not to marry her?
>>538405203not marrying aislop
>>538405203Still in Love would probably shank me
CunnyInc. has 3 spots for /uma/ anonsno requirements just apply to get in
the 130+ IQ take:>roll for whom i wantSimple as.
>>538405035I've put enough hours in that I don't care too much. But I learned my lesson.
>>538404760yes, both have really good base kits that synergize with their uniques perfectly
>danchou goes to sleep when i wake up My danchou is from indonesia? Oh nyo….
Are you excited for more dirt umas?
>>538405272My favorite umas are Seiyun Sky, Summer Maruzensky, and Christmas Oguri Cap
>>538405203i don't look at my trainees that wayi prefer ningens
>>538405412No I’m saving up for Buena and Bouquet instead
>>538405329This scene is so awesome. Always love to see Daiwa eating shit.
>>538405412Holy SEXO do I really have to wait 4 years for this
>>538405450psyop
>>538405450This is the face of someone that just figured out that her toreinah is gonna give away all her secrets just to get dicked down.
>>538401447nigger 1200 stamina will get me A+ shut the fuck up
No one here will still be playing a year from now
>>538405450Nice try, Aoi
>bgm and sfx: off>quick mode: on>background stream: on>coffee: sippedyup it's parent grinding time
>>538405450Dirty humanfucker
>>538405562no, you're supposed to be playing the jp version at this pointglobal was just promo
>>538405450Thats why you didnt win the taurus cup
>>538405562just download JP and roll for her right now bro
when's MamboI want her
>>538400094More of a sidegrade
>>538405203she's kita's used goods
>+ standard distanceGuess the white sparks
>>538396309cygames was caught rigging gacha rates, why wouldn't they rig in-career events as well?
>>538405697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6sSMIfG94k
>>538405736El Condor Pasa and her eagle Mambo is a 2 star and should be easy to get
>>538396309This is why games like Fire Emblem fake the RNG. Humans are bad at mentally visualizing probability, and will exaggerate it to opposite ends. So Fire Emblem compensates by buffing the RNG if it’s high, and nerfing it if it’s low, so a “95% chance to hit” is actually around 98%, while a “44% chance to hit” is actually only 35%. Humans won’t mind (or perceive) missing in scenarios where they would’ve gotten lucky, as long as the RNG is more “predictable”. Meanwhile, in Uma Musume, a 12% chance to fail is just that: 12%, no sugarcoating it.
>>538405736woa careful with the M bombs buddy
>>538405698>>538405713JP propaganda getting advanced these days but you'll never trick my dekinai ass into playing until global dies
>>538405638I’ll dick down Meek
>>538405638>Meek: choosing a female trainer was a mistake
>>538395928what are the meme strats for this CM?
>>538405879I mean same.>>538405930When is it not.
>still not Sunday
>>538405756That’s not Almond Eye
>>538405973for global?blockushin
>>538405973>Everyone always has enough stamina, even for the longest races>Everyone always has 1000+ wit, meaning skills always procIs the future of uma... boring?
>>538405450not for long
New fag but do we share friend invites here? I have no one else to play with. So I feel like a retard.
I'm starting to hate Special Chud. Her careers are always a goddamn train wreck, when I have begun my run, I immediately had a bad feeling. Lo and behold.>managed to fail 90% charming roll on early anacupuncturist>she managed to lose Kikuka Sho with 600 stamina, by running out of stamina>I was so used to having 50k fans by november, I didn't even notice that I failed to reach the quota for Aoi/Meek>her missing home event slapped me with Slacker, which I managed to miss and it eventually hit me with slacking off on training>badly rolled on both high affinity inspirations>no good rainbows for the whole careerAt least she didn't fail a bunch of 40-60% fail rolls on training. There were a few moments where I myself fucked up, but I was on tilt already because of her.
>>538406056that stam runs out very fast
>>538397016We're not all gonna make it in the finals bro, they expect one of us in the wreckage...
>Gold inheritance moment>Just this>No Spurt>1/ 7 Ura finales>One skillRude.
There is something off about the director, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
27728268CM2Will start when i'm back from bathroom
Her eggs are drying up at an alarming rate, anon. You have to act quickly!
Okay but why was Kiryuin trying to bang another trainer?That is weird in itself considering the circumstances that all umas are females no? Something something societal norms in uma world
>>538406102follow list is for borrow bwoyou don't need to add actual friend there
>>538406056>Everyone always has enough stamina, even for the longest racesyou never have enough stamina since it diminishes very fast, so having an equal amount of guts is the only way to save you>Everyone always has 1000+ wit, meaning skills always procthat's where the fun is tho, all CMs after Gemini will be wit battles
>>538406264WHAT
>>538406168>>538405973GLOBAL WHEN
>>538405930>picked a female trainer>wasted your prime years while other umas already secured their future husbands>by the time your career ends, all the best stud niggens are takenSuch is the life of jobbing meek
>>538405450Nigga what are you doing?
>>538406102sent :^)
>>538406338How old is Aoi?
>>538405863
>>538406437big nig is really fun I hope you guys get it soon
>>538406537Older than 18, so basically an old hag
>>538406102Friends are just for bumming cards and inherits. The only true semblance of "multiplayer" in this game apart from one monthly event is clubs, and even then they had to put a unique reward for interacting just to make people actually care about them. The only reason the game requires an internet connection in the first place is so that Cyjews can rig your runs and pulls, no other possible explanation.
What torture/medicine do they give to make the horse girls stop being slackers and night owls?The last thing I'd do to a lazy person is give them more time to sleep.
Anywhere I can get the chibi 3d models without having to rip them from the game myself?
So is Groundworks farming seriously praying Air Groove Guts card gives it to you? And daily 3 borrows praying that who you're borrowing from grants you it on inspiration, then praying you get it along with a good blue spark?
uh what's Straightaway Spurt called in https://umsatei.com/ ?
>>538406537She says she is a beginner trainer so probably a college graduate
>you always bring friends along she doesn't like>you always make her train speed and stam>you never take her to the claw machine>you never let her rest>you never watch her concerts>you turned her into a muscled speed freak>when she wins you tell her do better next timeAlso you.>Why is my uma acting like a depressive psychopath.
imagine being Happy Meek>no glory since you weren't a real uma at the time>no scouting a new trainer since you're forever trapped with Aoi>no winning URA since Aoi can't pick good skills>no unit, no alts, no support cards since you're an NPC >don't even have a voice for a few years >no sex since your trainer is femaleat least she gets to go ultra instinct later
>>538406247blue or pink sparkstake your pick
>>538406338I find it funny how attached Aoi is to you, almost like you were her first friend in her life
>>538406537probably late 20s
>>538406621Vyvanse.
>>538401440Fml this is cute. I don't even particularly like Teio, but this is too much.
>>538406743You absolutely are
>>538406743She’s just horny
I'm running out of Stamina bottles, give us more Cygames.
Why is it that I struggle to name more than 10 chemical symbols from a periodic table, but if you show me a picture of umas I can identify about 150 of them with ease?
>>538406687McQueen enjoys it when I throw her into all the G1s. Rudolf loves it so much too that she has a separate event that increases your energy before URA if you have more than 7 crowns.
>>538406338Meek's? No, I think she still has some good years left.
>>538406743awwwwww wtf i love aoi now
>>538405659then do 1k + no I will not
>>538406743>Anon doesn't understand flirtingMany such cases
Now that everyone rolled for Seiun Sky can we have Amazon's banner already? I don't wanna wait another 10 days
Two fucking gold inspo no spurt or Slong, you guys think she's still runnable? Everything else is basically bang on other than being kinda stupid
>>538406862chemical symbols are cute and funny
Just streamer thingsWhale is gonna give 200 bux for a summer mary,wont she
>>538406862Same reason people can instantly identify all Pokemon of the games they played. If you're interested in it, you memorize it without trying. Also, the horses are all sex. It's your dick that remembers.
>>538406713>Even if you do win URA, you're sent back in time by alarm clocks>Or it's meaningless since you're trapped in Uma Samsara and will never move onto veterancy
>>538406932
>>538407083Why is mori calliope here?
>>538406862For me it's Sphingomyelin
>>538406862Chemical symbols aren't girls
>>538407153you just know
Is this the power of Seiun Sky?
>>538406930another reason why trainers get raped, they are too dense
>>538406743Didn’t she literally admit to playing on the seesaw by herself as a kid?
>>538407083
>>538407083I don't get it
>>538407220holy fuck I'm rolling right now
>>538406713>>538407098Happy Meek URA experiencehttps://youtu.be/spdfnqS3bDg?si=boEjvngK4NBUXihg
Is dating other people's trainees against Tracen policy?
McQueen is a weirdo and I don't like how she's always striking this strange Mr.Burns pose.
>>538407234that's sad...
Got this from a free pull ticket, is she any good?
>>538407318No but your trainee might Kinniku Buster you if she finds out
>>538407289All those pulls were wallet pulls.
>>538407083it's probably pretty easy to roll a gorillion times and get crazy rolls like that when you can literally write off your gacha spending as a fuckin business expensetotal streamer death
>>538407318No, but umas usually seek out their future husbands and make them their trainers on their own.
>>538401094based
>>538407401everyone says its shitI think its funbridal speed cleavage activate!
>>538407318I don't think your own trainee would like that
lmao, what is Daiwa going to do if I fuck Curren? Quit? When nobody wants to train her?
>>538407430The lights are on, but no-one's home.
>>538407083So are you going to explain to us what happened here? She got double Seiun in 170 rolls. What the fuck is the problem? LUCKLET????????
>>538406723She ended up mid due to failing a quad speed rainbow on a 3% chance (i got practice poor right before summer).Unfortunate.
>>538407083The gate is just hot right now is all
>new banner>no gibsThis might actually be the greediest gacha I've played and I've played quite a few. All the initial launch pulls were just bait?
How good is Seiun-Sky? Should I try and pull her even if I can't hit the pity? How long until Tamano releases?
If all the trainers are college age, and all the Umas are high schoolers… how the fuck is ANY of this legal?
>>538407578stop getting manipulated, retard
>>538407318>>538407430imagine a uma catfight in the middle of the hall
>>538407658go ask your parents what their age gap was when they met anon, it's not gonna be pretty
>>538407650They're called cyjews for a reason.
>>538406723>>538407628>turf aptitude went up>still turf A?
>>538400975600/950/500/270/300 + 3 gold recoveries alone will get me B+, each golden skill adds 559 points to the score, oranges 239 and greens 130, what you suggest?
>>538407658toreina-san? we're ALL pedophiles here
>>538407658>Japan Changes Sexual Consent Age from 13 to 16. In response to pleas for stronger protection of children and women, Japan's parliament on 16th June 2023, raised the age of sexual consent from 13 to 16, a restriction that had stayed constant for more than a century and was among the lowest in the world.Daijobou.
Taking Ogurin to the hot springs let's go!
Why is RttT so fucking boring? Istg it might be worse than S1.
>>538407652>Should I try and pull [anything] even if I can't hit the pityno unless you're a whale or want to gamble
>>538407784were two different people
>>538407803remember to use protection
Hey guys, tourist here that doesn't really play gacha games. I read somewhere that this game's gameplay is basically a roguelite, in which you do a run of an 'scenario' (storyline, I guess) and you make choices to improve your character and so on.Is it actually fun as a standalone roguelite game? Or is it just very light gameplay as window dressing for the waifus/gacha rolls? I'm not expecting Slay The Spire levels of choice-making, but I'm curious about how meaningful it is. Didn't find anything online other than very brief overviews of the gameplay.
How do you guys deal with the fact that we're playing abandonware and simply rerolling in a year's time will make your account better
>>538400940support cards > traineesalwaysUnless your waifu is on the banner, and even then, the odds of pulling her with a single 10-pull are depressing. Cards are the way
>>538407673>manipulated>she literally chose (You) on her first day>she fell for (You) years ago when she was a child>she cucks her entire follower fanbase by posting pictures of (You) and her on dates>she literally tells (You) that you can fuck her when you win her a plushie>she shouts (You)r name and dedicates a victory to (You) when she completes her careerWow, this girl really puts a lot of effort in to simple manipulation...
>>538407658Legal?
>>538407762But they are the same age...?
>>538407923the gameplay is unironically goodit's mostly about breeding parents for better racers
I FAILED A 4 SPEED RAINBOW FOR +90 SPEED FUCK YOU GAME
>>538407932Even if you rerolled for the kitasan killer, you're gonna have to reroll again for the killer of that afterwards.
Would you trade a distance S over straightaway spurt?
>>538407801>was among the lowest in the worldwhenever I read this it always makes me remember that France still takes 12 as the age of consent...
>>538400554something tells me there is a LOT of Mejiro hatesex fanart
I need an immediate glue button after career.
Say something nice about her.
Guys just don’t fuck your trainees Simple as that. If you want to fuck something, there’s a perfectly good Tazuna available who’s very easy
>>538397659Narita stocks are so down that you can just do whatever you want now.
>>538408057Should've rested instead of picking the single rainbow at half energy, bwo.
>>538407776It's honestly pretty nutsWhat makes it sadder is that this might actually be the first gacha for a lot of people that got into during the brief explosive popularity period back in JulyImagine THIS game being your one and only experience with the genreYou'd probably end up thinking people that play these games are even dumber and more degenerate than they really are
>>538408084she posts pictures of her pussy and butthole
I don't want to do this CM bros.
So what is Machitan's personality
how is this nigger so lucky
>>538407923Yeah bro this game is just like rimworld, CDDA, or slay the spire. Give it a try!
oh boy, I can't wait for my 3 daily borrows to turn out a disappointment again!
>>538408212You will
>>538408223personality?
>>538408119Like this
>>538408124She'd be great sticky glue.
Any of you poor bastards having to wait until 2027+ to be able to roll on your waifu?
>>538408223She's just like Neichanormal grill
>>538407932>roguelitesWatch Northernlion play it and make a decision. The man is still addicted to uma and logs in every day off streamThere aren't really any meaningful branching decisions right now. Some careers have choices or force you to do different things each run but they are very rare. You're always just very bluntly pushing your stats forward while rolling the dice on if you get lucky or unlucky
>use all my daily borrows>all trash runsI'm so tired bwos...
>>538408193Be glad it's not early FGO
>>538408307>both of your inspirations: wow its nothing
>>538408008you just got lucky, it's usually a 10 year gap max
>>538408192>Oops, well rested! you have overcapped energy! That 36 energy would have been another training click :^)
>>538407923Its a training gacha with a support deck and new umas can inherit accomplishments of their parents and grandparents.Once a career is done,you can use that uma in a graded pseudo-pvp or monthly pvp event.Its also very brutal on your wallet unless you started during specific periods,which you missed.
>>538408124I hope you're not actually planning on using her for cm2
>>538408380Not doing any saving. I'm going to be disappointed either way, might as well get my dopamine now.
All set, now for the waiting game
>>538408412buy an ad
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>538408412>There aren't really any meaningful branching decisions right now.Are you saying that the latter career modes will actually have something like this?
>>538408412How pathetic of a person must you be to be shilling your e-daddy for free. Kys.
>>538408193you can't end dumber than a hoyofag, at least here you don't end up like a cuck in your own story
>>538407923if you don't play to make characters for pvp, then you're kind of just doing a high score simulator i guess? making characters pvp is where a lot of the challenge from running the scenarios comes from, as you're trying to hit training targets during the scenario that can be very challenging depending on how high you're aiming. the scenario itself can take a while to get used to for a new player as well depending on how much external research you do and how much you're willing to spend on the gacha.
>>538408545You're not still mad that he played uma are you? Get over yourself.
>>538407650IIRC anons said you usually get enough for a spark every 6 months or so? Idk if that's accurate but from that info alone I wasn't expecting regular gibs past the release period.
>last training of career>fails a 12% rainbow speed training
>>538408530all those wasted cleats...
>can't train Daiwa for CM2 because I have no Long parent>3 borrows are for Golshiit's so over
>>538407923It's all decisions, as the horses race themselves, you just have to train to try and mitigate as much of the rngfest as you can.It is a roguelite, as in you can give each successive horse small bonuses at the start and sometimes during each run, but each horse is primarily a blank slate at the start of each run.If you enjoy management sims, then this game will let you eat.Each career run follows a similar structure, but it's entirely random as to how you'll approach each one. You'll have your desired goal of training for x, y z, but if you were to absentmindedly just spam the go button, you'll get nowhere very fast. All I can say is to give the game a whirl. It's free, so it'll only cost your time.It'll start costing sanity if you start sweating over quotas and other nonsense.
>>538408432FGO and even FGO global launched at a time when there wasn't really much competition on the market. It's kind of ridiculous that cygames thinks they can pull this kind of shit in the current market.
Don't be greedy
>>538408610>youtuber who plays a shit ton of roguelites/roguelikes>also likes uma>"GRRRR DO NOT PROVIDE A POINT OF REFERENCE REEEEE"Shut the fuck up nigger.
>>538408639hating any and all content creators is 4chan culture
>>538408332>infirmary Practice Perfect >rainbow fail right after
Is Ryan unique actually a fucking meme this cm? I can't get it to proc with my end closer
>>538408730>he didn't follow witgod's guide
>>538403673its <35% hp, not that bad all things considered.She has Cooldown by default too.
>>538408432No pity system for 6 years btw1% 5* btw
>>538408193It's not like you could roll for every banner in any other game. You're gonna have to skip a bunch eventually. Even nikke, with it's rolling pity, you'd still need to roll 200 times to get a pity, and the game gives nowhere near enough to reach pity every 2 weeks, which is the time a new character releases. People only think it's great because most characters are dogshit and not worth pulling for.People only pretend 50/50 is good because you get a ssr after 80 pulls. Which means nothing in the grand scheme of things because you'd never use that ssr. Realistically, being able to only roll every other month is still pretty ass. Doesn't help that powercreep has caused every new character to become eidolon/light cone bait.
I once tried to witgod and I lost every single race
>>538408446So me not projecting my home issues is the reason I find teacher-student relationships weird as fuck?
>>538408639you are bald
>>538408808are you satisfying the activation requirements?
>>538407658>If all the trainers are college ageonly the the fresh faced newbies are young, the average trainer seems and sounds to be in their 30s, and there's also veterans who are markedly older>and all the Umas are high schoolersalso not true, a lot seem to be be, but some are hags and some are actually just children, like Top Gun
Fuck Kita
>>538408440Rematch never ever
I fucking hate this game, after CM ends I'm so done.
>>538407923It's fun and has a lot of depth. My only issue coming from roguelikes is that a lot of stuff is paywalled unless you're gigalucky. Once you get into preparing for specific tracks and executing strategies for CM, the complexity is there but you just won't be able to execute unless you have the right setup, and with how shamelessly greedy the company is, there's currently no "viable" f2p strats other than reroll and get lucky. Every single form of progress is gatekept by gacha. I think this will be fixed in the future but as it stands right now, you can easily get bricked and shitlucked out of a big chunk of the fun. Contrast to run RNG which introduces variance and strategy, account-strength RNG has no upsides and is just discouraging to know that you're not even guaranteed to be able to play the fucking game.
>>538406338based
Can horses actually do this with their ears?
>>538408946Nikke's gold tickets are nice because you can throw rolls at anything you want but use the gold stuff to grab a copy of anything meta.
>>538409106see you in the next cm
>>538407932Eh, it always sucks to pick up a game later in its lifecycleI'll be forever behind in Nikke, Arknights was utterly incomprehensible going from launch to trying to play 5 years later, ZZZ was simple enough, but that was also the problem, under the fancy veneer it was all kinda bland.
>>538406862Interest level.I mean, I can tell a lot of rocks just by looking.
Meek's eyes glow red when she's angry
>>538409138This. Me being a total lucklet when it comes to gachas, made me drop this game. Starting right after the launch gibs have ended and trying to build good Umas without even having MLB SRs is just fucking miserable.
>>538409343hot
>>538406338Fine, I will fuck that Meek plushie
>>538408225EXPLODE
We're all gonna make it bros......to B Rank Finals
>>538408440don't worry bucket, now that those two already had their time to shine I'm sure when they animate your next big win people will focus on you...wait what's this? you're telling me that she... ohhhhh... oh no.....
I love groundwork farming
Smooth fucker
>>538409030Without protection
Is it me or is watching CM2 races more... boring? x4, wait till uphil, check if golshi's recovery skill procced, x4 wait till corner, check if maestro procced, then nothing really happens at last spurt, just random horses speeding up
Dia...
>>538409606SNIFFFFFFFF
>>538408440
>>538409515long races are just pretty insufferable to watch. x4 speed until last spurt is basically mandatory
NEVER SAVE, BROS!!!!JUST LUCKSHIT YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! WORKS 100% OF THE TIME GUARANTEED IF YOU'RE NOT A LUCKLET!
>>538409486i don't get it
>>538409106>pre-CM whining (you are here)>mid-CM whining>dead cat bounce regarding mood once you have a win streak>post-CM whining because you got eliminatedboo hoo hoo nigger>>538409138>Being F2P and feeling this much despair instead of improving your condition by spending $7 a month AND not being retarded with the currencyI can't imagine; bad time to be poor I guess.
>>538407897You're right, I should try and get coverage.I know Japan has insurance for golfers that get hole in ones, is there anything like that for successful trainers?
This is some lore accurate shit
>>538409515>Implying CM1 was betterOh boy, Golshi/EvilNature/AssWonder vs Golshi/EvilNature/AssWonderI wonder who has the better Golshi
>>538408093Damn i wonder if they're gonna drop it to 9 due to recent demographic changes.
>>538409515Watching any CM races is boring because it's all the same. Skipping is the only way to play.Hopefully soon meta will be achievable only to whales so we have more variety.
my front mcqueen is going to fucking die isn't she? at least my goldshi and nature are already covered but i don't know what to run for my 3rd uma
If Goku was a trainer, which trainee do you think he would get along with the best?
>>538409515Long races suck to watchJust skip to the end.
>>538409830she would be fine with 3 gold recovery skills
HARIKITTE IKOU!!!!
>>538409141anon...... you can't be this new.....
>>538409704>So, will you tell me what moves your heart the most?>The number one thing… I’m looking at it right nowit should be like this more or less
>>538409947I've just never seen IRL horses do that with their ears before
>>538409921FAILURE!Speed -10Stamina -10Power -10Guts -15Wit - 36New Condition: Autism
>>538410005ohhhcute
>>538410006anon....................... horses show emotions with the ears.....care to guess which emotion makes them do that?
>>538410109Ok well do you have a picture of a horse positioning their ears like that?
Does Gourmand and Race Planner go well with each other?
remember to treat Opera like a girl too
>>538410109Hunger?
>>538407401If you have nothing better she's good. 40 bonus speed at the start makes it so easy to not lose early races.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>538409921HARIKITTE IKOU!!!!
>>538409821she looks pissed
>>538410273Do you have any proof that Tazuna's butt is sweet
>Uma Musume... Poritty Darby!>Uma Musume... Pwitty Darby!>Uma Musume puritty derby~!
>>538409515>Get in CM2 Lobby>Skip>Skip>Skip1st as RiceNice.Will i win the finals? Probaby not. Is that important? Nah.
>>538410185
>>538410273What about Fuji Kiseki's butt?
YADA YADA YADA YADAAAAAAA
>>538396309 Anyone who had issues like that in JP would have long since left and wouldn't post in the threads
>>538409370I've been spending more time here than in the actual game lmao. I regret not rerolling more for Kita, but it's such a retarded thing to ask of your players... To spend hours and days on end rerolling for cards before you've even had the chance to play the fucking game. I settled for a SC because it was that or uninstalling, and the consequences are starting to catch up to me. Atrocious luck doesn't help either.
>>538409914Yaeno Muteki.
>>538410383i dont not gift to dirters
>>538410170that's illegal in my state
>He doesn't clean her trainee sweat after every training
What does a good parent Sky look like? What skills should she be looking to pass down? Seems like it'd be nice to have one stamina version and one power version so you can cover all distances
WRONG KIND OF SKY GAME
I hate that mood down event where my trainee looks right to my eyes and says my full name, home address and credit card number in perfect english
*rapes you*
>>538410201cute boy
I'd given up on trying for Mayano and rolled for for Seiun instead, only for this to happen. The director even popped up at the start to open the door instead of Tazuna
>>5384106173* blue3* turf3* groundwork
>>538410710
>>538410569why the fuck would I do that?they are grown ass girls they can take care of themselveswhat kind of fucking slavish attitude is this? holy shit i bet you donate to e-girls on twitch
>>538410294Kek
>misses the mile sparkWell, it's a nice grandparent at least
live urara reaction
>>538409148Still doesn't change the fact that 99% of characters are dogshit. All it does is create the illusion of being generous because you have so much unspent gems/pity.
>>538408946>It's not like you could roll for every banner in any other game. You can if it has carry over.>People only pretend 50/50 is good because you get a ssr after 80 pulls. Which means nothing in the grand scheme of things because you'd never use that ssr. 50/50 is better because... math proves it and it allows you to have a more diverse account as you can luckshit every once in a while without losing anything.>Doesn't help that powercreep has caused every new character to become eidolon/light cone bait.You say that but powercreep and getting copies is worse here, most games aim to sell only the character, here getting a single copy of a support card is shit and you have two banners to actively roll for
>>538410805>he doesn't know
OH BOO HOO*mood down*
>>538410835this isn't good for anything
>>538409148favorite pity system so far ngl. Sadly we are stuck with the worst kind of Pity. 200 Spark with Zero carry-over is just fucking atrocious. In BA you at the very least get the equivalent of the Statues needed to upgrade units when the banner ends. We get fucking jack shit
>>538410838she looks indifferent
>>538410838she looks so unimpressed lol
My stamina was above 700 and i still did not get the gold skill from Mac. What's the secret there?
I rest ~13 times a career. Is that bad?
>>538410994Agemasen.
>oh, you want Seiyun Sky? Here’s (literally anything that’s not that). Have a nice day :)
>>538410994the same secret as literally everything in this gameget luckier
>>538410994its like 70% for 700 stam
>>538410838dude grass lmao
>>538410938It's for CM3, I'm going 3 late surger aces
Had a dream that featured my favorite Mejiro McQueen, but the finer details elude me now.At the start we got to know each other, and as we spent more time together we both got an inkling that each of us likes each other romantically. We started flirting and even being physically affectionate like tightly holding hands with fingers intertwined, but we weren't officially in a relationship with each other yet. But despite not being official we're as romantic as we can be. At some point we had a conversation where I said something like "I hope you don't mind dating a guy who's as pretty as a pretty girl" and she went "But I like that about you too" and I was really happy. I was also touring her around my childhood neighborhood, which in hindsight is different from the place I actually grew up in. While we were chatting I proposed that we run together a little bit but she should run in the pace of a human to match my pace since she's an Uma Musume and she was offended. She also misunderstood it as that we should race, so I proposed we race to a certain store. She didn't know the area so I had the advantage, but she's still an Uma Musume. At first I held the advantage in weaving through the crowd and I can tell she's following behind me, but at some point I lost her and I also got caught up with other incidents and I couldn't meet up with her again before the dream ended.I hope you anons also dream of your favorite umamusume.
>>538410994get gud
>>538410709
>>538410246you could say that yeah h-haha
>>538410345Yeah, I sniffed it myself.>>538410405I haven't gotten a chance to smell it but I imagine it'd smell like perfume. Something expensive and fancy
So whats the chance of getting a gold bar drop after a successful career
>>538410657give her to me instead
>>538411131>holding hands with fingers intertwinedthis is lewd
which do i use
>>538411330The one that isn't a metatard uma.
>still no 3* stamina or power spark
>>538411330left
>>538407801Sex with Fine Motion
Cute mayano
I am actually about to uninstall this dogshit fucking game
>you want…to go on a date with me!? PFFT HAHA!!! I..hehe…I’m sorry for that reaction but just…no, eww, no. You’re my trainer, not my boyfriend. You’re like an older brother, almost a dad. Go find you a nice human girl.
Special Week needs to die
>>538411562He has been since 2020
this slut has been winning rooms for me
>>538411496>metaslaving for a goldship that isn't even 3* bwo just train your actual wives instead of pushing the extra heavy boulder up the hill and you might start having fun
>>538407234I avoided picking that at first cause it sounded mean but apparently that's the option that gives you energy
>>538411440>5 of the 7 last runs I did with Taiki got me tissues
>>538411496>Below 300 wit>Under 500 PowerYour hors has no brain and can't end close, I'm sorry.
Witkek farmed How do I get more rainfall dolls bros
>>538411496ura finals are power and wit check
>>538411519Needs mating press correction
>>538410838
>>538411496>494 power
>>538411519toreina ojisan...
>>538411519aoi would never laugh at me like that...
>>538411496>265 witThat ship can't read
>wins by a distance>lmao just another whale lets check those de-he did not have spurt parents
>>538411496I think you should if that's enough to make you mad
>>538412075uma musume is ruck game
>>538411496>End closer>sub 500 power
>>538412075trying later
>>538409830you most likely can't even trigger groundwork lol
>>538409830>Front Runner>B
when are we getting a roll all button
100% gaslight rate pvper at it again
>left performing better in roomsstaminagrifters were right
Finally broke 500K on my first Team Trial attempt of the new session. I didn't think it was possible with my current team since I still had a few B+ Umas on it. It turns out the secret is to just get matched up against someone who has no idea what they are doing.Like holy shit, his team was so bad despite everyone being A or A+. Over half of his umas had Iron Will, and a lot of them had skills for the wrong distances. Cap and Condor were in dirt as usual, but had B aptitude, and Haru was on sprint with E Turf for some reason.
>>538412075not enough guts clearly
>>538407976>>she literally chose (You) on her first day>>she fell for (You) years ago when she was a child>he fell for itwe lost another one, bros...
>>538412491maya can eat my stamina
is two end closers and 1 evil nature good or should i make a front/pace
>roll Seiun Sky or you are bricked forever! Everyone will be running 2-3 fronts in cm3>bro check out my Blockushin, it counters Seiun-babbies>he rolled for Seiun Sky LMAO>That Blockushin is gaslighting dont bother>actually the boogieman for cm3 is Falco brought over from dirt, you gotta beat her!It's so funny the more I read about cm3 the less I realize people know at this point.
>>538412490i don't get it
>>538412075if you mlb your SRs you're not f2p anon
im pretty sure just 1200 speed long S is enough for this cm. Just get 3 of them, youre bound to run into a witlet jobber later
Support card flavor texts does some really cool AI art. Can you guess which one is this?
>>538407578She will beat Curren's ass
>>538411519>Buena
>>538409732>Being F2P and feeling this much despair instead of improving your condition by spending $7 a month AND not being retarded with the currencyIt's literal gambling you slurping retard, if 7$ was all it took it wouldn't be profitable.
>>538412490buy an ad, faggot
>>538407976that's her trainershe's flirting with daiwa's trainershe's a manipulative whore
>>538412891What about her?
>I'm in the uncomfy TT demotion range and have to run the top opponent while missing out on FREE CHESTS and BOND until I eventually run into a witGOD that grants me a good enough highscoreI'm stuck in purgatory
>got seiun sky from one of those free support ticket things>first career, not a single sleep deprived>win every race>+100 speed training in ura finale season to get to 1200new favorite uma confirmed. oh and her story was really good too.
>>538412075Tempted to try this just because spurt inheritance is shit. I think I've had a single career with both spurt and long S since CM1.
>>538412980looking on everything we know about her right now, she is one of the worst choices for that specific post
>>538412908You're complaining about progress being gatekept by the gacha but by spending SEVEN FUCKING DOLLARS a month you can open 20 gates in the gacha or look at 20 pages in the support card book which is TWENTY TIMES MORE than you'd pull as a little F2Pchad.
>>538413150its a shame that she sounds like a thug, they should have gave her a daiwa scarlet like tsundere
>>538413150>>>/vg/umajp
Do I have enough time to spark Kitasan/Pasa banner? I folded and spent 3k on Seiun....I need 15k if you count tickets etc etc. Will I make it?
im still making cm2 aces
>2 fickle maiden events in pre-debutthat's just asking to be glued right away you fucking retard
>>538413419same...
>>538413217NTA, but 7$ to roll for 20 support cards feels like an awful deal.
im not spending 7 dollars a month on 10 pulls. i need to spend it on food for the wild animals near my house, they need it more than i do.
>He/She Amazon keeps giving me her Pace skills instead of her End skillsNigga, quit stealing my hints
>>538413573There's no point in arguing with paypiggies. They are all retarded.
>>538412490>>538412163can you stop shilling yourself, tranny?also, your waifu loves me more than you, I pulled her last night and we've been having sex non-stop since. Even as I'm posting this we're at it
2-4 or 3-3 for daiwa pace?
$7 is like one whole Big Mac and a side of fries
I'm warning you. Stop using umas you hate for your career. I disliked Air Groove's career, with nothing of note to like about her.But I've been using her to gather points for the event for a while now, and I'm starting to get horny every time I look at her. Let me warn you all again. Stop playing with umas you dislike.
>>538412980She's on track to be one of the most for (you) uma
>>538413859exactly, id rather have the bigmac
>>538413573I agree but only because I already have every SR maxed and I'm good on cleats.>>538413696I'm such a fat paypig that spends money on things I enjoy, I should adopt your mentality and go dumpster diving for free stuff like a singapoorean peasant.
>>538413859Seven years ago, maybe
>accidentally stumbled into whale room>both players field 3 A+ umas, own mlb kitasan & creekhaha i'm fucked
>>538413362Say her name
>>538413962You could probably get just the sandwich for $7.
>>538414038EL DORO PASA
>>538411519>>538411950Stop with the psyops Aoi
Do umamusume know of real horses, or is that something only the three Goddesses are privy to?
>>538413696>$5 monthly>paypiggiesits getting late in SEA bro, you shouldn't be awake still, you have a long day of coconut picking tomorrow
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>538413880Nothing wrong with lusting after her, she’s got a hot face and huge tits. But MAN, she is absolutely not Trainer-sexual AT ALL. It’s baffling they even made a wedding alt for her when Nice Nature was RIGHT THERE.
>>538413859>americans only understand value by comparing it to hamburgers
>>538413880I've been using umas I like for careers and I'm starting to hate them.
>>538413198>>538413892What uma isn’t for (You)?
>>538412490Yes, post more literal who twitter screenshots intended to rile people up. Your contributions to these threads is invaluable and you're totally not wasting your life being an insufferable retard.
>i will click on stam bwo i will focus on stam this run bvo 20% stam growth rate gwo ignore the speed double rainbow vro umamusume is stam game wro>1100/900
Finished Sei's career, she is EXTREMELY cute and 100% worth if you even vaguely like her. Also funnily worth if you're a king gaylo fan as she's in like half of the story.
ningens
>>538414264Air Shakur
rip my guest run and 10 carats i guess
This is the only CM "ready" horse i have and yes i missclicked on straightaway adept instead of spurt.
>/uma/ can't afford a big mac
>>538414251It's still midnight in Indonesia, all the mexicans are working (illegally but still).
>>538414196SOUEL CONDOR PASA
>>538414007 (me)m-maybe there's a chance who am i kidding
reminder that any amount of money spent on a f2p game makes you a paypiggy
>>538414309yeah i just finished her career too was pleasantly surprised by the story. good stuff
>>538414342Good, she’s disgusting
>>538414365too much stam for open league bwo
>>538414367I can go to Jack in the Box and get one of these for the same price as a Big Mac combo
>>538414412i only use credit card cash back rewards on gacha games so i'm f2p
>>538414475Open league? I'm going for the whales.
>>538414559>a glass of sprite>they don't give you the glass cupare they stupid
>Everyone crying because they didn't win Hopeful StakesIt can be worse
>>538414264More like who's not for (you) every new year we keep getting more (you) pandering umas
>>538413364yes
>>538414592you're missing 500 speed for that
>>538414591I only spend dividends from my stock portfolio which is basically free money, so I'm also f2p
>>538414412you can buy the monthly pack and be f2p tho
>>538414683I'm crying because 12* Long didn't happen but me failing multiple rainbows on sub 10% fail did.
Spe wife!
>>538414367I'm busy giving my Big Mac to Special Week if you know what I'm saying
>>538414683I was excited to get this because I thought it'd turn into a positive skill like all the other debuffs once upgraded but it didnt :(
>>538413217the absolute state of p2w faggots
>>538414768Can you immediately trade in a stock you own for cash at any time?
>>538414727I also got my secret weapon, although it's more of a random horse i had in the team trials.
>>538414768LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL LOOOOLOLOLLOLLLOLLLLLLL
>>538414889There's some hoops to go through but that can make you be classified as a day trader which is REALLY bad
Which uma would enjoy pretending to be raped?
Bread?
niggas really be spending more money just cause jews made money worth less.
>>538410405I need her to sit on my face
>>538415152Tokai Teio
>>538415152Mayano
>>538415156don't mind if i do
>>538399095It amused her.
>Fine Motion gives me four rainbows in a row>Everyone else is not giving a single one despite higher spe prio
I DID IT!Finally no more 2*s
Which uma would convince her Trainer to dive into the stock market and trading for inacome?
>>538396727That's why she has the 20% wit bonus
>>538415438Daring Tact
>>538415152King Halo
>Excuse me, did I hear you right? Are you actually seeking love advice for... your trainee??? Trainer-san, you DO realize she's still a minor, correct?! Don't tell me you actually believe she's in love with you
>>538415438Shiraoki-sama told her to buy Raytheon.
gbf has a homeless guy who sucks cocks to buy food and scamchas but this thread can't even afford a big mac bwos we are so fucked
>someone is using my shitty ass Uma as borrow getting me 30 club points a day for over a week nowt-thanks anon!
>>538415438Haru Urara
>>538415438Matikanefukukitaru, but it'll be penny stocks and alt coins.
>>538415753grubbas were simply the better gamers
I’ve been busy and forgot about the event. Do I have enough time to get to 400k at least?
>>538415753How much do you charge?
>>538415753>but this thread can't even afford a big mac bwos we are so fuckedWe have the findom scammer though?
>>53841587010k per run, just use a bot
>>538415870Can you use a poopsock?Did you roll the wedding alts?Can you win with a WIT Dober and borrower SSR that isn't Kita?
>>538415870you get like 10k per run, if you want to do 30 runssure
>>538415912he probably quit after taurus cup...
>>538415079Do (((they))) monitor your every movement and assign you a place on their caste system or how does it affect you?
>>538415438Satono Crown
>>538415753he died
Why is she always wafting her hand in front of her face like she just farted?
>538415753the "bwos" tranny is a paypig LMAOcan he even get A umas?
>>538415753>>538415912>>538416034Dang. I was looking for more screencaps.
>>538415991No wedding alts but I got my own Kitasan, I can try using Dober in my runs
>>538416034goodwe already have too many homosexuals around here
>>538416131>everyone who says bwo is the same person
>>538397297I like her hair, ears, head shape, face,
>at most 9 borrows left to build a good gold shipIts not looking goodAt this rate I might have to take one of my 900 Speed/1200 Stam Golshis and pray its enough to get me to B League Finals
>>538416085he doxxed himself as a pleb because that would only matter if your port was less than 20k or some shit
>>538416374kill yourself troon
>>538416594chill out bwo
How much effort are you putting into making parents?
Is this good enough for CM2 or do I opt for a 1000/1000 golshi with long s and spurt instead?
>>538416227borrow the princess for an extra point gain
>>538416129It's not her that farted anon..
>>538416637same, jump into an iced lake and die
>>538398492Nade nade yosh yosh yosh
>>538416661>20 runs for a random 3* blueHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA!
>>538416748I will suck on that niple and hel pher climax
Thank you based Emperor
>>538416131Why is this bwo so mad?
>>538416759yeah, or you could kill yourself and not have to deal with other people in the thread.
>>538416661Is this from JP where you end every run with 1100+ on everything?
>anons are getting angry and fighting each other againtime to end this thread
stash status?
>>538416929but it is your people that have a history of hanging themselves or shooting up catholic school children, troon
>>538416869explode
>>538416661>20 runs for random blueI wish ;-;>>538416869>No groundwork
>>538417042Seiun sucked me dry
>>538417357Lucky. Did she swallow?
>>538417398she coughed it out once she woke up from her siesta
>>5384170429
>suggest Uma anime to dad >says nah >continues to watch harem and isekai shit why is my father the worst kind of weeb?
>>538417398She’s too laid back to spit it out
>>538417481like all of us, he has to start with the memes
>>538417481>trying to make your dad sit through yuribait slopWhat's wrong with you
>>538417481love hina shits on uma anime
>>538417481You're only supposed to post here, if you'rw older than 18
>"why is my father the worst kind of weeb?"
>>538417124I know people like you do.Stay mad.
>>538417481At least he doesn’t only watch shounen
>>538417608yuri game
>>538417481only the movies are worth watching if he isn't playing the game
Move to the Nice Nature thread
>yuricucks are heretime for a new thread
>>538417675He watched too much Yakitate! Japan
>>538417805too bad, Suzuka is for me
bread doko
>>538417608He tried to show me the isekai show where the mom follows the son to the fantasy world >he showed me the episode where there was a slime fanservice scene for several minutes >my mother was in the same room I try to show him Cinderella Grey but that doesn’t peak his interest
>>538417805It's about as yuri as your average isekai slop at least.
>>538417693you will never be a woman, no matter how many pieces of cloth you steal from your mom
>>538418015spechan...
>>538417481Harem is simply better than yuribaitslop
>>538418113I know you do anon, you don't need to broadcast it. Nobody cares. Keep being mad you're not a woman.
>>538407516Why do umas tolerate female trainers, then?
move>>538395903
>>538417693you will never be a woman
>>538418097My friends normie dad would do the same, except with porn channels.Some dads are like that.
>>538407658It's Japan, they literally do not care.
>>538418292Stay mad tranny
>>538416661Is everyone making guides for this game a serial gaslighter? What the fuck do you mean you get a 3* spark per 20 runs on average
>>538412537if i know right golden skill give more points on TT, but iron will never procs so he is really dumb
>>538413291so she is made for me, thanks for telling
>>538414309>Also funnily worth if you're a king gaylo fan as she's in like half of the story.don't gaslight me into rolling for her i only have 3k carats bro
>>538420765just roll man, you can't loset. got her after like 7 free tickets
>>5384207653k is not worth it.you are 50/50 at 90 and thats where i got heryou are 60/40 at 150
>>538415870Bakushin, 3 wit cards, borrow Kawakami Princess and use Dober card from event (maybe even use guts Air Groove or Mayano stamina if you have them high LB) = 20k+ per run, and it's easy just click wit and speed.
>>538415870Air Groove trainee with Top Gun + Kawakami + Dober will net you ~22K per career
Actual questionWhat do i do with friend points now? Just get a ton of slots? Or do I need to save for something else in the future?
