>The Deep of Night announced, coming September 11thhttps://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1961066321329652193>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1021>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>538299685
2/3 nigger
I’m happy with my performances
How long can /eg/ go without an autist sperging out? Find out!
>>538423829>>538422828trvkes
wish i was home playing nightreign
>>538424121>>53842414712 seconds
the defense on fully charged r2 is so good look at this shit
imagine being so upset about people saying gg in the thread you decide to spam like an uppity niggerunreal levels of mental illness on display here
need cute latino sissy bf to cuddle withalso 1/3
Realistically, I'm the only person here who will make it to depth 5.
>>538424628>poop pots in inventoryhey terr
>+24 forked greatsword flame art flaming strike>666 ARthank you satan
>>538424925I want to see his feet!
>>538424701>think about maybe opening up /erg/>realize it's just gonna be 750 posts of "good job 3dog, thanks for the pickup on night 2!">don't come to threadLiteral cancer. Wasting the thread with little personalized handjobs that only matter to 3 people at a time is maximum pollution
the full moon is out today
>>538425325the thumbnail looked like a back view of a werewolf standing at a urinal pissing
>>538425219he's mine!
>>538425292and yet here you are in the thread. curious.
>>538425292>hmm i don't like this thing>this means I should make it even worse for everyone involvedKill yourself, spamming troon.
>>538425675Yeah, against my better judgement. >>538425768I never spammed anything. I think that guy's based though, you recognized that your behavior is basically spam when you accused him of being harmful.
I should be allowed to report mountaintop hosts for griefing
>play like shit souls games are hard>reaction time ruined by low T from too much jorking my weenir>get carried by a girl in a dress(revenant) that is much harder to play than my class (guardian)>come to thread see everyone doing well and saying ggngl Im jealous and mad too at the GG posts
>>538426158Name? Unironically curious.
>>538426228Ace
>>538425975How are you meant to cool down the hot dogs without a trip to the mountains?
>>538424628>>538425009kek, real
>>538426664>>538425009Poison pots are mandatory with troon merchant on the team.
I'm so erg pilled. I'm a cute little ergie.
>>538427213Would you be interested in joining my harem of revenant daughter-wives?
>>538425292If you try to start real discussion you just get people paying the "I don't need to use anything good because I never get hit AND my dick is bigger than yours" game
>>538427213me too!!
I don't say gg because I don't want to pressure other people into saying gg if they thought it was a bg or just an unremarkable g
>>538424147>>538425292>>538425885Facts. No lies detected. They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>>538427926Me hugging sad and lonely /erg/ anons!
>>538427926
aaaaaaiieeeee por favor sénor trump do not deportedo me o algo
blud got that square jaw doe
GG boys
Crystal burst or Shattering crystal?
>>538428680did you just...say...GG?! IN MY THREAD?!AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN XHE SAID IT!!!!!
>>538424997Realistically you look like that and will have sex with me
13 out of 43 posts aren't filteredholy fuck this place is horrible during active NA hours
a puppygirl is joining the queue be there or be a square
1/3 Play with me
gg
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED)>S tiervarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightsycjsgemmy>B tieryyslero sistermonicazullie>C tiermiquella goonettenora kisaragishiftyduckgemmy clone>D tiermadisonrellana roleplayer
>>538430404>>538430172>terr stars queuing>these posts pop up at the same timeHmmmm....
>>538430525it's /erg/ culture howeveralthoughjeeit
>>538430525Terr is a very bad and inconsistent player
>>538430525Terr is a very loyal and ugly player
>>538430525it's this guy, also the brown that killed /dsg/https://steamcommunity.com/id/oulero
>>538430172>Q??? What this mean?
a wylder is queuinglisten and learn
fun game guys, no downs to the 3dog so this is proven to be a meta comp
>>538431314but im the one that killed dsjee doe
>>538431387It means porn-addicted degenerate
>>538430172>>538431387Don’t talk to yourself thanks
Is the update out tonight?
My fault on that wipe. I was having way too much fun charging those bolts.
fuck me, that guardian was fucking useless
damn, unlucky game almost had them
>>538431387the Q stands for Queen of Spades, it means that you only fuck black men. which sycjs does ofcourse!
>>538432673They were erasing that dog like nothing, you need to invest in "less likely to be targeted" next time.GG anyways
>>538432687are guardians ever useful?
2/3queue up
>>538432687Y'all will come back crying asking Birdgods to rescue you from depths 5.
>>538432687That useless PIGEON would be more productive as poultry for the stew
>>538434140It doesn't matter how much damage depth 5 mobs will do. Without DPS you can't snowball, and nightreign is fundamentally about snowballing.What is bird going to do? Use his ult to rez the underleveled, undergeared team only for them to die 30 seconds later?Birds should only use their most OP ability: Leave the game and weaken mobs by 33%
>>538432687>>538432806>>538434418Are the sisters still trying this?
>>538434418NTA but Bird will be useful in depths.Charged Halberd creates winds relic for Bird is the best aggro generator in the game because it does ridiculous stagger damage to everything. Its the most stagger damage in the game by far, try it out.It's kinda neat in current runs but everything dies fast enough that it doesn't matter, but on depths this relic will 110% be the play.
gg dog
>>538432673>>538432687>>538432694>losing with ergnames?
I am very curious what the /erg/ PSN group has to say about us. Those guys don't even post screenshots or webms anymore.
>>538435007Tears rolling out of my eyes reading this post
>>538434418bird depth respecs give him wylder-tier quality stats or revenant-tier faithtechnically executor-tier arcane is also on the table if fromsoft doesn't fix his bugged relic
>>538428081Fuck off
>goats are demons heheI had no idea Japan would jump on the christcuck hating goats propaganda train
Will Duchess actually have a dex build in depths or is she stuck as a spellsword without mana
GG!
>>538436567ggs nice run
gg level 2 mausoleum knight, went really smooth.
GG starter camp, that was super smooth.
>>538436934>>538437084uh oh melty
gg hotdog
GG on that fell omen gaol, could not have done it without erg.
>>538432806yes, but this dude was hitting the dogs with black flame, had 0 holy weapons and an unupgraded shield, and he played like someone who's playing the game for the first time ever. the password might have gotten leaked for real>>538434140I was a guardian too, dumbass
>>538435459I spend too much time here because at first I just assumed this said sex build
>guardian complaining about another guardian
>>538431590>bunch of mid tiers pressing le l1 woooah
>>538437483bird on bird crime
>>538437290>casting as a guardian>using fire spells against gladius>warrior jar shard when you aren't even using skillsThis is like three different levels of retarded>>538437483Guardian is weak but at least Yerbatero is actually good at the game.
>>538437290aren't you a shitter ragequitter? you have no right to talk about other players faggot
people talk about people on erg ragequitting but i've never had anyone ragequit in over 300 matches with ergreally makes u think
>>538437290>two guardians>no shifting earth>on ED gladius of all things
game crd'd rejoining
>>538437709I only ever rage quit like 2 times with erg and it was both with sludge merchant.
>>538437829Nothing is true unless someone webms it.When something happens there's always a webm
>>538437621Yerbatero is dogshit. Literal F tier material and yes one of the reasons why is because xhe plays shartdian.
>>538437290>quitter talking about the password getting leakedlol lmao
>>538438189The day after I outed you someone else caught you quitting
>>538437290I played with that guy before, here. I think he's just a bit new
>>538437290Guardian has 21 faith
GG raider and RecluseThat run was cursed but we carry on, I think we saw a glimpse of what await for us in Deepth mode
That was a fun Adel fight. GG
>>538437290That poor Wylder did not deserve the back cramps
>>538440559Which is really bad. It's about on par with Revenant trying to use colossal weapons.
>>538440913Why do people hate the birdman so much?
>>538440913Nihilist always three bars against Gladius. That's just a nightmare team in general.
>>538441198He's the only one who didn't make the mistake of playing badWylder/badRaider
gg revs thanks for carrying me that fight. horrible drops this run
That run started out rough with the crashing. Sorry I had a hard time keeping up, guys. At least I didnt die to boss so at least I wasnt complete dead weight
>>538441650gg raider
gg elder lion level 15, hard fought victory.
GG guardian golem, went really smooth.
Why does the /dsg/schizo hate it when people say GG? Is it because he doesn't actually play NR?
finished metal gear solid delta. great game, i laughed whenever ocelot meowed
>>538442367no, its because no one cares about your dick sucking trio orgy, talk about the game/strategies, you can keep ggs in your trooncord server
>>538442369Konami kicked Kojima out but keeps his masterpiece.
>>538442458this is the same person posting bbcspam btw
>>538442369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ah0UQONBYE
>>538442458Its how we can tell if you were playing with a random or with a native. Sorry no one has ever said gg to you, maybe if you werent such a cunt you'd have an easier time in social situations.
>>538442367>>538442528>>538442652So heckin true and valid, my fellow xister!
>>538442528>>538442652again, no one gives a shit about the fact that you finished the match, half the thread is gg as if anyone gives a shitpeople need to start reporting that as off topic, which it is
gg adel nice work except bird couldn't into aggro
I hit adel with my ult again and it didn't cancel his spergout, FIX THE FUCKING GAME FROMSOFT
>>538442997i was wondering what you were doing being so close to him during his aoe + storm combo kek
gg dog fun fight
>>538442369Same i finished it a few days ago. i have the phantom pain, should i play that next or is there another i need to play first?
My first zero rescued allies/deaths hotdog. My weapons drops where ass though
>>538443881Depends. Are you interested in the serie or not?Chronologically, Peace Walker (on PSP) comes between MGS III and Phantom Pain.
>>538444191is portable slop canon?
>>538437829>le anecodote Compelling stuff anon, if you don't see it, it doesn't happen, right?
>>538443881I started with the remaster bundle of 2/3/4/Peace walker. Personally thought they held up well except peace walker which is the prequel to phantom pain but it is just an upscale psp game
>>538444251Yes. Phantom Pain refers to events in Peace Walker. And the demo for Phantom Pain in which you rescue Paz.
>>538444382wow! thanks /erg/
>>538439805Hey sludge 'member when you were outed as a 3bar liar by ShifyQueen?
>>538437829no one does it anymore because everyone knows everyone now and it would ruin their reputation
>>538444191>>538444346>>538444382i don't really want to have to emulate peace walker. is it worth torrenting and playing ground zeroes before phantom pain?
>>538441083Birds are kind of smug bastards irl. They just fly around shitting on everything like they think they're better than us.
>>538444382based mods cleaning up the trash
>>538443037BUILT for 3bar floor kissing
>>538444565Yes and no. Ground Zero is a bit of a demo for Phantom Pain, but story-wise, it's very important since, story wise:Peace Walker deals with Big Boss building Mother Base, and the whole game has a spy messing things up. Ground Zero is about Big Boss breaking the former spy out of an American prison, at the same time Motherbase get attacked, setting you up for Phantom Pain.>>538444628You're still around, sadly...
>>538444628
>>538444714My last run against giga Adel as Recluse...>Captcha>HRT TM
>>538444764okay thank you, i'll torrent it in that case. i really enjoyed delta so i think i'll play as much mgs as i can
2/3 both EDsstart queueing
>>538444934On some aspect, Peace Walker can be even better than Phantom Pain.Like, some enemies are immune to melee, and there's a lot of stuff about cardboard boxes. Even a cardboard tank, while you sadly can't play with, since I know it requires a friend.And tapes.Lot of fucking tapes, for fuck sake.
>>538444835Good girl, that's where you belong.
>>538444764>>538444802kys tranny faggot no one likes you
>>538445164<3
>>538445329stop spelling words with two xs fagg
Flashed my BIOs and had to disable a bunch of settings but hopefully I wont crash on you guys all the time
>>538445510You're right I'm extremely horny right now I should be using 3xs. Floormaxxxing and Bimbomaxxxing on Recluse....
>>538445164>>538445329>>538445653See >>538445198
>>538442934>half the thread is gg posts>but nobody cares or likes itMutually exclusive ideas from captain retard over here.
>>538442652>>538444628based
>>538445926
>>538445926Why do you answer your own posts?
i'm terrible at recluse and i didn't get a single purple staffno passivesand who the fuck is that wylder using incants
triggered the troons with a single word, that's efficiency
>>538446146did my best but level 8 revenant ain't gonna solo a nightlord in my hands
>>538446151Man, you're obsessed, my dude. You're obsessed with dudes. That says a lot about you.
>>538437290You lost becuase you didnt triple stack the bird.
GG. Gonna try fire damage recluse tomorrow.
>>538443037Built for heavy thrusting spear weapons
>>538446146>>538446286Level 8? What the fuck even happened
>>538446494everyone 3 bars sometimes. We won and that's all that matters.
>>538446573none of us got looti shit the bed on recluse really hardrevenant didn't get any lootwe died a collectively like 9 times on crater gargoyle our wylder was using incants with a name i've never seen before and did virtually 0 damage on every boss for some reasonit was all around a horrible run and the first i've ever wanted to quit out
>>538446286WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH LEVEL 8
>9 out of 10 rounds had an ancient dragon as the second night boss
>come back to the thread>it's still GGposting and now Metal -fucking Gear talkThis thread is a joke lol, you fucking retards deserve the rope.
>>538446573Repeated deaths and corpse runs vs a fucking valiant gargoyle in crater lmaoDidn't help our Wylder was in fucking Narnia when we started the fight
>>538446875Let me guess, you got bullied in school again?
Is there any reason for this gg hate besides antisocial spergs just looking for things to be mad about
>>538446875You seem upset.
>>538447149A lot of people here seem to be mad when you grab seals and cast incants without using a tranny character as if it's the worst thing you can do
>>538446875Whining all the time is very unattractive, anon.
>>538447149Anons are probably just bullying the sisters again.
>>538446875Nobody like a whiner, Anon. Consider this.
>didn't get a blowjob today>But dick is still sore from the one I got yesterday so it's okShould I play raider or executor for this feel?
>>538447506Yes, you're angry. How sad that you get so easily triggered...
>>538447149The schizos are all pent up because they havent had a good melty in a while.
>>538446818>>538446978Damn that sounds rough, yea you would've been better off just leaving I don't think anyone here would've caredWas the wylder called Owl by any chance?
>>538445968
>>538446874>That one adel seed where you fight ancient dragon followed by dragonkin soldier
gg rev and reclusewhat an effortless dog fight
>>538447506holy triggered kek
>>538448047Just had that happen to me for the first time yesterday, was not expecting it. Thank fuck flasks were restored
>>538444934the only worthwhile MG game is Revengenancethe rest is cringe pretentious politics and 2smart4u concepts that only a teen would find thought provoking
gg nigger and faggot, that rat at the starting camp really made us work hard
>>538446874I hope the DLC adds Senessax as a night boss
>>538448236None of the plots are 2smart4u unless you're mentally retarded
>>538448135ggi got to throw frisbees pretty much uninterrupted that whole fight
GG triple dog
>>538448538that's called irony, the games are actually low iq and dogshit, with 5 being the only one that's fun to play>uhm actually there's 50 secret jew orgs and everyone in there starts a new org eventually and also memes, meowing and ebul gubernments
GG bros we got the church
I finally got to witness the Greatbow Guardian
>>538448810Greatbow Guardian is trash. Wylder and Raider are the Lion Greatbow kings.
>>538448786nuuu stop saying gg it makes me sadge
>>538448810I had no idea the corpses at the crater drop can drop legendaries that's kinda ridiculous
>>538448726ggsI had fantastic loot but had to drop my holy stuff because I couldn't use all of it
GG xisters, that pack of demihumans was really tough!
>>538448952ye, all corpses in all 4 of the shifting earths have fucked up rates if u open enough you'll see a legendary every 2 games or so so I usually grab the clusters like by the chariots
>>538448952Everything that drops weapons can, it's just a tiny drop chance.I got Malenia's weapon while climbing the mountain and looting those ice spots that spawn weapons.
GG m8s we successfully landed
>>538448882>playing Raider and not jump attacking with powerstanced colossalsname? for the blocklist
>>538449306Sneedterrarian Romanovich
gg and wp guys, opening that chest was so tough but we prevailed
>>538449050>>538448952>>538449123All corpses inside Shifting Earths have cracked drop rates. Blue Crystals on Mountaintop have even better rates than corpses.Always open every fucking chest and every fucking corpse -always-. People who don't aren't passivemaxxing and are missing out on surprise legendaries and shit.
gg sisters, I already said that on the erpcord, but we need to spread trans rights here as well <3slava ukraina
gg adel
>big black kino shitposting stops>gg shitposting beginswhy is every general cursed to have at least 1 resident schizo
gg steam servers letting us matchmake
>>538449765Despite my weapons saying they do 300+ damage each, I felt like I was doing nothing to Adel. I even took Holy damage^ Phys Damage Taken Up charm lol
>>538449825at least its something other than tierlists & erpthere are a couple that got a chuckle out of me
>>538449825because (you) give them the attention they are so desperate for.
>>538449825even doe big black kino is erg culture
gg i fucked that black dildo real good
gg horse, draconic 10x harder than everdark fulghordraconic hits like a truck and my reaction time was retard tier, kept getting filtered by the little one-shot sweep attackyerbatero, why did you leave at level 2?
>>538450058no, its the singular schizoid who camps in these threads' culture. nobody else on this entire website says that except for him.
>>538450102>yerbatero, why did you leave at level 2?nice try, but sludge has me blocked
>>538450102xhe doesn't like playing with troon merchant or something idk
>>538450102>fighting a DTS with the starting dagger and a diggers staff
>>538450102Why are you trying to shitstir again, slugmatroon?
>>538450689
Most of you guys are 30 right?How do you manage to play this game for 45 minutes at a time where you can't quit without taking a penalty when your infants are crying or something? I can barely handle it, I get some time to hold the milk bottle up to the infants mouth when I die but that's not often. I have to take breaks between games or spend some time afk.How do you guys handle it?The base game and the dlc are way better because you can play 10 minutes at a time
>>538450102>everdark fulghor??? it's been weeks since he was in rotation
>>538450432No he doesn't. Why did you leave?
>>538450930no one here has kids moron
>>538450930I'm early retired and I don't have kids. This game is not for kid havers for exactly the reason you stated. 45 minutes at a time is just asking to be negligent to your kids and spouse.
>>538451152Everyone has kids at 30
Holy shit european randoms at night time are the most eager ping monsters, makes me wonder what sort of tribulations they have had to face to become like that kek>why is it always the ironeye with the ds2 skin
>>538450930I just wait until the kids go to sleep
gg successfully bought starlight shards
my roomba takes care of my kids
>>538451313Then someone else manages the kid in the morning because someone has to sleep with the kid and wake up with it >>538451179I wouldn't say I'm neglecting but it's not easy
>>538451056post expedition results, it could be someone else using my nickname
>>538451441Yea and?
>>538451456hot
>>538451441I would stick to single player games until your child is older. Another option is setting up a thing with your wife where you take turns giving each other 2-4 hour blocks of alone time. That way you can have 1-2 days a week where you don't have to worry about either of them outside of an emergency and you can play Nightreign or other multiplayer games. Of course you have to do the same for her where you don't bother her at all.
>too late for the metal gear postingDamn! Volgin is based btw
>>538450930Wait until they're asleep? Or watching a Disney movie or whatever? I'm 35 and can't have kids but when I've babysat my niece there were definitely 45 min periods where I could've theoretically been playing something. It's not impossible.
>>538451648is that Frieren?
>>538452104>Can't have kidsOh no anon what happened?
>>538452113russian butt ai slop.
ed gladius/heolstor 2/3
>>538452019the end is the best boss
>>538447260>>538447349>ask about gf posts2/3 replies are about tranniesYou people need therapy.
>>538451179My spouse is fine with it. She knows that if I'm Nightfaring, I can't be bothered. She patiently lets me finish my runs. She genuinely doesn't mind.
>>538452336k, keep me posted
>>538452336And I just know that obviously typo is going to make people have a fucking melty, too.
>>538452339I hope that's true. I also hope that you give her some sort of equivalent of leaving her be peacefully when she's reading or doing her hobby. I also hope you do things without being asked to. That stuff goes a long way if you're sharing the mental labor of thinking of what needs to be done. I know I'm coming at you a little, but this is for the sake of your marriage!
>>538452172Can't and too sad
>>538452339My wife also lets me finish my runs, but then again she knows she has to take care of the kid more. It'll be harder when she has to work.
>>538452148Some people lied about me so my step parents got me sterilized when I was in the hospital with an infection. Better than physically getting castrated but still shitty. I'd kind of given up on meeting someone and starting a family of my own for different reasons anyway, so whatever I guess.
>>538452571>I hope that's true.It is. > I also hope that you give her some sort of equivalent of leaving her be peacefully when she's reading or doing her hobbyThe worst I do is come by and bug her as she reads or plays Switch after an expedition has ended and ask if she wants to smoke a little weed with me before my next run. > I also hope you do things without being asked toOf course. >>538452685We're childless hedonists so...
troonreign is the only unoptimized dogshit to get my cpu to a 100c and shut down my pc
>>538452571Not that guy but I forgot to put the mortgage, car and everything else in my mother's name so I'm not safe. However our networth is around 100k so maybe it doesn't matter.
>>538452902you should probably buy a good pc
>>538450930no im 22 and im never having kids
>>538452669What are you sad about?
>>538452902I can run cp2077 maxed out, unoptimized fromslop with 2016 graphics should work fine as well
>>538452775That is beyond fucked up and also it seems illegal. Did you get any kind of justice?
>>538452902Sell your pc and get a used steam deck.
>538452902this you?
>>538453448Nope. I'll probably end up killing myself before the end of the year, though.
hey chat im about to shower
>>538454082>mfw some random anon talks about suicide plansDon't do that anon. You're going to get through it all.
>>538454262idc
Revvies queue NOW
>>538454082Aww anon no please don't do that. You're alive, you should keep going. Something will come along that will make it worth it, I know it. I'm sending lots of hugs and love okay?
>>538454638kys tide worthless tranny chaser your parents see you as a failure
gg hotdogI was only using st trina's torch for a lark but gladius is actually weak to sleep
>>538454959brother take a break
gg level 15 godrick knight, went really smooth. good thing we had triple marais for him
>>538454351Yeah I don't exactly want to. I just don't see how things can get better at this point. Really the main reason I don't want to is because the daughter of the person who accused me years ago by saying I had gotten her pregnant will think it's her fault.
GG sorcerer's rise, that solution was super tough. Well played everyone
GG wylder's cock, good thing we had two revenants to suck it.
gg heolstor
>>538454785Thanks. I'm trying to stay positive. I guess I just feel like I don't have anything to offer, even if I could have kids. That's kinda why I'd given up on having them anyway.
>>538455589I'm sorry.
>>538455253They absolutely can get better. You have to and can leave the trauma and betrayal behind. You don't have to be defined by it. I have similar but less long lasting betrayals and trauma of my own [not that different in some ways] and the only solution is to keep on going. Literally anything is better than suicide. Sell all your belongings and become traveller of the lonely roads of the world until you find purpose. Move to a poor nation and find a hot thirdie wife. Become a transient meth addict who lives in a ditch. Those are all better than suicide imo. >>538455589You have lots to offer, there's virtually no chance that you're as worthless as you think. It's a cringe redditor framing I'm about to use so buckle up: You're playing an RPG with -infinite- choice and options. You can find the spot for you even if that spot is simply being a solid linecook who smoke a little heroin on the weekends.
>>538455713OMG YYS MADE AN appearance?
>>538455589You should move to another country like canada or australia or something. You should probably cut contact.But if you move to Australia you will have a very bad ping like shiftyduck
>>538456028Do NOT move to Canada. You will never be able to afford a home and you will live surrounded by Indians.
>>538454870To be fair more wylders and raiders would chase trannies if they had nothing to lose and no children to have.
>>538456103>>538456028Yeah don't come to Canada and if you're unlucky enough to be Canadian, priority 1 should be leaving.
>>538455589You’re welcome <3 And I understand, but you still have love to offer and companionship and even more things than you realize. There is someone out there that will feel safe with you and will yearn for your presence. The world is better with you in it.
Stop killing yourself and queue up for the EDs, I'm 1/3.
>>538453217For screwing up
I think Miquella did nothing wrong
Its simplewe uh kill the nightlord
both EDs, 2/3, queue now!
>>538456956no
>>538456956See >>538452669
>>538452669>>538456501>>538457086shut the hell up nezuk you ugly retarded brownoid
>>538456679I think Miquella needs a spanking.
sorry for 0 dps but ghiza's with dragonwound looked too cool, was hoping the L2 would rape Adel but alas jump R2s did 5x the damage
>>538458002gg. it's all good
disconnected in char select idk about the other 2 (duchess / ironeye(?))
gg wandering nobles, went really smooth.
>>538455646It's okay. Seriously.>>538455824Lmao I don't do meth or heroin but I see your point >>538456028I'd fucking love to move to aus. Ive visited twice and it was great. It's like they took all the good things about America and replaced the bad things with incredibly dangerous wildlife. I'd move there tomorrow if I could. I have an aircraft mechanic license, maybe I could get a job with Qantas... I've also heard serving in the military will get you a citizenship but idk if I'm that desperate to live there. Maybe. I really love Australia.>>538456296Thanks <3. I like to think that's true. It's hard at 35 and you're basically only left with approaching strangers as a way of meeting new people. I know a negative, unmotivated attitude doesn't help, but i spent years being optimistic and hopeful and trying to pursue my dreams and all it it did was get me into the position for people to lie about me and fuck me over. Think sharing your interests and dreams with a con artist who is just pretending to be interested so they can get more info about you as part of conning you. That's what makes it so hard to believe there's someone like that out there - because the only people who ever seemed to yearn for my presence were just bullshitting me.
>shiterain dies in 3 days
what possesses someone to type up their boring life biography on a videogame board
>>538458665every country is worse than america doe
>>538459019Same thing that motivates us to post here.Loneliness.
>>538454082don't do it brah, we need you for depths mode + DLC
>>538458665on everyone's soul we are not reading ts
>>538458665poor guy
glad I got to spend my one game of the day with a dress wearing executor named let me solo him and an ironeye who both 3 barred 3 times during adel
>>538458665Get this guy an unregistered firearm NOW
>>538459780why didnt you play with /us/
GG, I love the lightsaber
gg lesbian and daughter-wife
>>538459019attention whoring. it's probably that tripfag schizo
Is this a god relic for Ironeye?
>>538460278thanks, I made it myself. It's powered by the love of cunny
I can not stop getting grabbed by Adel holy shit I am bad at dodging that.
I will always do basement bbh solo but I will always skip basement dog. Massive waste of time.
>tranny hubby anon only says gg when there's a revenant on the team>always call xhem daughter wifeThis is the most embarrassing shit I've seen here by a mile. Newfags are the worst.
>>538460585same here. i can dodge any boss's attacks just not adel for some reason. i struggle with him more than libra somehow
>>538460958>only says gg when there's a revenant on the teamFact Check: FALSE!https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/538008818/#q538097587
>>538460958>tranny hubbySo ftm?
>>538460898dog in general is a dogshit enemy because he doesn't stand there and let me whack himhalf joking
>>538460585>>538461062the audio cue is designed to make you roll early
>>538461098In /erg/ tranny means "person I don't like".>>538460585To be fair the grab you're talking about is pretty bullshit. He's slow most the fight but that move is like mach 5 all of a sudden.
>>538460585If you have anti-dragon effect on your weapon then hitting Adel will free your teammate who is being grabbed and give you a large opportunity to attack him. It's so strong that you actively want to be grabbed if you have an anti-dragon weapon.
>>538460278I tried to offer you a seal with a good 3 dog spell because I thought you might have been screwed by RNG, but then I realized you were fully committed to the holy jedi, gg
>>538458483We did, don't worryGG anyways Ironeye, nice job
>Cancel Adel's Storm like the Gigachad I am>Drop a little location ping to let them, know it's safe and I did the thingThis is a big egostroke for me.
>>538461381Like the power up from the mountain dragon? Or the one you get after using dragon incants that nobody uses?
>People are going to start using shields more universally soonThis is a bankable prediction. Depths will encourage shield use from all players and you'll see Raider and Wylder Guard Countering quite often too.
>>538461075>>538461276you should follow what the reply said in that archived post
>>538461931>power up from the mountains>dragonwound upon dragon communion>dragonwound grease>dragon weapons (EG: Dragon Halberd)All trigger this.
>>538460585>>538461381>>538461931The one they sell -infinite- stacks of for 2.4k each at the Merchant PoI but yes the grease after communion thing works too. I keep dropping some and pinging it for my homies vs Adel or Caligo and they never grab it usually even though for Adel it's +40% dmg [30% because dragon + 10% phys]
>>538462078and i will STILL not use guardian
>>538462195Only anti-dragon weps so it's basically only dragon halberd and the cragblade but yeah.
>>538462253I just had a really fun round with Raider using some GCs and carrying a greatshield. He goes from "unkillable" to -UNKILLABLE- when he has a Greatshield and you're already good of dodgerolling holy fuck.
>>538461931the mountaintop is sus
>>538462779gonna vent on the mountain
>>538461931>>538462779>>538462195Yeah I don't think mountaintop anti-dragon counters the adel grabJust bring a couple greases -always- and always save the final one for saving grab victims.
I just realized Executor is good with relics
>>538462078stamina damage on guard goes up with depth though
>>538462995Yes but that's not relevent. Parries exist and are WAY stronger in NR vs ER and blocking a big attack or really just any attack and only taking mild chip or a little animation will be better than relying on dodging everything. Anyways, +Stamina passives are very very very good on almost every class so you should be staminamaxxing anyways.
2/3
>>538462889i used to stock greases. but no one picks them up when i drop them in the shelter. and rot grease is shit tier garbage that never procs
can my game stop CTDing already holy shit
>>538463105ok but you can't guard counter off a parry or guard break which is what the other anon was talking aboutplus you can just 2H your weapon in the latter case
>>538463170Force the dragonwound grease down their throats. Spam ping it. I had a guy take a couple from me once and we absolutely MEMED on Adel. It was insane. By the end I was eating grabs just so he could snag charged free R2s while Rev spammed incants. They're fighting a dragon and this grease is -literally Phys dmg x1.1 and then +30% damage on Adel. It's insanely good. Add in Acid Spray or Shriek of Milos or whatever.... It's fucking insane how fast he goes down. This is me >>538461639 and with JUST me using some on a Godrick Axe we almost manage to kill ED Adel before he could use his storm even once. We lost the race to kill him when he tried to use the storm a second time but he was like down to 1k dmg. I was almost SO hype to have a zero storm ED Adel run but it wasn't meant to be.
>>538463342>plus you can just 2H your weapon in the latter caseWorst blocking stats possible. Carrying a shield will be more popular. Count on it.
>>538463303Anon I have bad news. One or more of your components is breaking and will soon not function anymore. Nightreign is VERY stable. Your PC is at fault and that sort of instability isd a red flag. Soon it won't be CTD and you'll have hard freeze and then shortly afterwards it'll be that you can't boot.
>>5384636492h blocking is not THAT bad, did you know that wylder's shield is worse for blocking attacks than blocking with his 2h starting greatsword?
>>538465256his buckler is underrated
So, if they add an underground shifting earth, what bosses they could use since Moose, Dragonkin soldier and Astel were used already?
>>538463303Get a better toaster retard
>>538465256Lore accurate kek, read the flavor text
>>538465256>The small shield is bad for blocking No shit but it has good parry frames.
Queue up for the dogs right now.
that little stagger out of his triple sweep was cool
>>538465953double gargoyles at the waterfall
>>538466282liar
>>538466298gg, was worried elden stars might have buffed him but he never did the aura move during the main phase
>>538450930>>538451231>>538451179>>538451313>>538451407>>538451441>>538451812>>538452104What enables someone to lie so brazenly about something like this and for no reason
>>538466298gg, very smooth hotdog
>>538435384you will never see a vagina, ever. >>538432687>>538432806>>538434418all true.
>>538466653I came out of one, so checkmate.
>>538442463Pretty sure he left of his own accord.>>538443881TPP is probably the most polished of the games so if nothing else you should definitely play it. Also gave us racist Kaz.>>538444382>>538444764What a time that was…
>>538444802>>538445968>>538447676epic downdoot xister you showed him
>>538458665>I like to think that's trueGood! Because it is! >Hard at 35I feel you, I'm a little older than you and it is hard to meet people. We're at the age where everyone is just getting married and having kids. Give it like 10 years and there will be a lot more divorced and damaged people to enjoy lol. We can maybe become step parents. Anyway a lot of people feel like life is over pretty early, but life can be long. I've known many people who had a rough first half and had a really wonderful second half so, here's to us having a better second half!
>>538446875I mean you’re right, just for all the wrong reasons (this makes you gay).>>538448236>>538448736Retardo momento.
gg on that grave warden duelist, went really smooth.
>>538452339>>538452571>>538452685>>538452785>>538452957>>538466512
>revenant uses one(1) fire breath incantation>game bugs out and now flames won't stop coming out of her>couldn't see shit for the rest of the runLiteral AIDs
GG level 1 church rats, that went super smooth.
GG abductor virgin fort, couldn't have done it without my /erg/ friends!
Radahn Bow Raider new meta choice>>538467378>>538467528>>538467731Least angry man on the internet. 3/10 b8, made me reply
ggs sneedGAWD carrying us ergsissies to victory again
BG church rats, can't believe our raider 3 barred and then quit
>>538467909It's absolute fucking unchained>Spam charged R2>Rain of Arrows when big openingLiterally nukes every boss.
>>538456028>like canadathe words of someone who you should not be taking advice from
Giga Adel is the second ED boss in the game, first being ED LibraI swear to god I'm hopeless against Adel
>>538454082>>538454351>>538454785>>538455253>>538455589>>538455824>>538456028>>538456296>>538458665>>538467087Not reading all of that anyone want to summarize?
>>538469408the second what? sexiest?
>>538469572Hardest.Adel has a face only a mother would love
I want to fuck a certain /erg/ femanon
ok just finished mgs ground zeroes. was pretty fun, i prefer the mechanics of mgs delta though. also why the fuck did kojima replace david hayter with kiefer sutherland what a stupid decision
>>538469408Just ordered Mcdonald's, feeling a lot like Adel...I'm just hungry like him...
>>538469819sutherland sounds better for big boss play phantom pain next
Is this good? Don't play executor much.
Genius play btw being impatient, opening the door, and causing the raider to start with 25% health and no flasks, ruining the run because you couldn't wait 10 more seconds
>>538470523based
>>538470523Names? Both you and the door opener.
>>538470478yeroar heal is his only good character passive
>>538469819You'd BETTER have played the original snake eater
>>538470523i had full ironeye ult to stagger the boss out of his 2nd and 3rd fissure aoe but nooooooooo open the fucking door
>teammate drops me a rennala's with collapsing stars>melt adelgod damn that spell is broken
>>538470523>NOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 5 HOURS GRINDING UP MY MARAISGet in the FUCKING door
Guard counters does not stack?Even if I got an Improved Guard counter in my relics and another one in my weapon passives?
>>538471147The generic guard counter boost stacks, it's the HP-scaling passive that doesn't.
>>538470776I was still trying in the fight however, if only after healing with my 2 warming stones I forgot about but had I been more involved it would have just been a burden drawing attention away from the dogs should I go down >>538471006Calm down buddy ol pal it was just a quick trip to the mines
gg, close call at the end lol
gg fellow dog murderers, was a fun run
>>538470756delta was my introduction to the franchise
ggs 3dog duch and ironeyeultra cursed run
>>538471609
geegee guys, bit messy during day 1 but it went well in the endsorry birdbro i accidentally duped the wrong thing for you i meant to dupe the successive attacks bow...
GG with dogs Guardian/Duchess. My death while yall were flying to Noklateo was to a perfectly timed crab slam on the lift as I was falling down to it. I couldn't believe it.
My new years resolution? Onslaught stake. Bomb them. Bomb them. Keep bombing them again and again.
>>538472552kek i forgot to ask what that was about, i thought you were at full health though?
>>538472731nah the storm got me to less than half and i didn't heal
>>538472368I still think about episode 20 of this show, it was such a mindfuck I've never seen anything like it in animeCan't decide if it was kino or really dumb
Much better dog run except for this bluetooth damage lol, also someone got a bit too excited and made a 4th grafted
>>538477353He's not normally my type but for some reason I find James so sexy
the fucking ancient dragon is harder/more annoying than giga adel
>>538477353Sweetie you have to realize we are OLD. Some of these boys were in diapers when MGS3 originally came out and their parents probably didn't let them play the Phantom Pain because they were 11. Liquid...Sniper Wolf...
>>538469819He wanted Kiefer instead who is also kino so no big deal>>538470756>>538472368>>538477353Nothing wrong with that. Delta is probably the only remake in existence where you can say someone isn’t missing out by playing it instead of the original.
>>538435508He really should have been his own separate character instead of the alternate form of Execucktioner >>538473704Is it Dandadan?
>>538456263lmao. that explains the 2 million dollar house some anon posted a while back.
>>538458789Me too, bud. Me too…>>538466282I do that.
now I'm stuck on sister splinter
You'd think after 150 years of British rule would civilize them but some just can't be helped.
>>538478004well if he is one of those who can appreciate classic media then i envy him, when i played mgs 1 i thought it was the most charming thing in the world>>538478069is this a joke? delta runs like shit and it's apparently like 720p resolution for some
>>538479272>Most charming thing in the worldMe too! I have so much love and so many fond memories for that game. The whole PS1 era was so lovely. I was also obsessed with the live action Guyver movies around then and when I found out that David Hayter was the star of Guyver 2 Dark Hero I was elated. My boyfriend Solid Snake is also my boyfriend from Guyver 2? I'm blessed. Did you also play the MGS2 demo disc that came with Zone of the Enders?
>>538479272>delta runs like shit and it's apparently like 720p resolution for someMaybe if you’re playing it on some dogshit toaster. Game runs fine for me and consoles handle it with zero issue.
>>538479712no...i never had a ps2 cause of poverty... but i played those silly VR missions and i bought an old snake eater guidebook that came with a videogame magazine, i was always fantasizing about playing the rest of the series while reading that guide...i still have it
>>538480885You poor thing! If we were friends then I would have lent you my PS2 to play everything...Are you doing okay now?
>>538480549it WAS the consoles that ran at 720p on performance and even then at less than 60fps, it's monhun wilds all over again
>>538470523I hate rainlets but I shoving the door open is worse
>>538481164yeah, jumped from shitjob to shitjob until i found something stable, then proceeded to do almost all the things i couldn't when i was a kid lol
>>538481364lol not for the people I know. game runs like a dream across all platforms
>>538481984most people eat fake frames and enjoy ai gen frames too
just hard carried a raider and revfag as ironeye. didn't get hit once. raider died 6 times to dogs
>>538481923>>538481164stop
>>538482354sorry, we're just making time until the update, i'll q soon, i promise
>>538469819Because Kojimbo wants to be a movie directornand hes desperate to get more connections.Hes also a hack whose best games are the ones with other people tard wrangling him.
>>538478634Yes. My wife's family home is a fairly unremarkable 2 story house. Low square footage. almost 100 years old. It's worth like 1.5 mil.
Is Seppuku good AoW on non-executors?
I expect /erg/ to improve now that troons are busy obsessing over that insect themed "soulslike" game praised by reddit
I think this is solid. Could be better but I doubt I'll ever beat that one in the middle. +3 Arc is best on Recluse and Executor. I'd like to replace this Collector Shop Relic but tbqh It's nearly perfect.
if this 2/3 doesn't turns into 3/3 in 3 minutes i am gonna 33 myself
>>538481923Okay good, I'm happy to hear that <3Also check out my new thicc Recluse relic I got by g a m b l i n g
>>538484262not really
>>538484791Been wondering since I got starting relic with it on evergaol+partial hp
>>538484297whaddya mean, I finished silksong already
>>538484262No, seppuku is only good for the executor because of his tenacity, you can stab yourself multiple times and stack a bunch of power-up attacks in a short time. I genuinely believe his passive was literally made for that and nothing else.
>>538435459>without manaa common myth
>less than 10 replies in 30 minutesoh no no no dead gennie alert!
>>538484262No.It could've been decent on Duchess but it doesn't work with daggers.
>>538486238wow it's almost like GGposting is pure unadulterated cancer and the discord troons have reach stage 4 gencancer and it might not even recover after the 11th. Sept will be solid but Oct will suck and the DLC will only make the gen decent for 30-ish days. Then the cancer will rear it's head again and /erg/ will be a disgusting AGP filled groomoid nightmare until it dies or ER2 hits in 2033
>>538440559....ok? That's trash. And he was level 14 so it's even lower
I wish some randoms would keep their profile comments open so I could tell them how utterly based they were and we gigaraped the boss. We didn't had to do it but we did. How am I supposed to show my appreciation to them
>>538487315did you know there are gestures in the game
>>538435459Use bugs and candy
>>538482097I don’t know what that means but ok>>538483778I mean yeah that’s just true the guy the guy needs someone supervising him or he gets crazy really quickly
back to miqqy posting until depth come.
curb stomp miquellapoison miquellashoot arrows at miquella's headthrow a fireball at miquella
>>538487962Most people love frame generation that turns their 20fps into 60fps.
>>538488453the cutest brat.
had like 90% fire dmg resistance
GeeG hotdogs
DogSex
>>538486975GG posting with pics is proof we're actually playing the game, unlike (You).
>>538437290Black flame is % damage and it's entirely possible for him to get zero holy qeapons.
>>538437290Poor guyski
I haven't seen a Wylder in randoms for about 30-40 games. I miss him...
>>538491583thats wild maybe he got deleted
>played with two new cuties vs caligo>routed them to a level 15>didn’t get downed once>they both clapped for me at the endThis is how I know I’m an elite gamer
>>538491134>Black flame is % damagenot in Nightreign
>>538491664I hope they come back for depths. I miss them...>Always up front beating on bosses>Always trying to revive people>Always giving me things>Always helping me>Always emoting with me >Always leading the wayWylder...
>>538492648Damn brat, correction needed.
>>538492648Ascension mode will bring them all back lil sister.
>>538492682Yes please...>>538492686Good! I want everyone back.
I should reinstall Nightreign, but switch from Guardian to Wylder.
>>538492871Literally me being carried by Wylder mains.
Queue up.>>538492648Vomit inducing post. You're a grown man.
>>538493934I fucked off to play Silksong.
>>538493934did you already start
Spent like 15 minutes killing Caligo after my ironeye got triple downed almost immediately. The recluse that DC'd on the first day reappeared at level 6 and got fucking farmed by her too. Based Wylder doesnt give a fuck about any of her moves though.
>>538495513/blog
>>538495513Based, you got Ironeye to seethe.
i play ironeye and i'm better than all of you
>>538496040*holds up shield*
>>538496251*backstab fishes you*
>>538496040haha, so true, us ironeye and guardian players are simply better!
>rando guardian gets starscourge sword against maris but doesn't end up using either the skill or the initial attack with aoe against jellies oncewhy
>>538498117lol
>>538496251>>538496996hello saars (guardian is indian and that's canon so you're playing an indian character and you can't change that)
>>538498265hi comrade
>>538491583non-cannon btw
Y'know, it does make sense someone as retarded as the dragonirian schizo would be a guardian main.
>>538498265you know why he's indian?because birds migrate3day me for "racism" again if you like mods, that was worth it.
>>538498265Malenia is also a black woman if that's the case!
>>538496040I also play Ironeye and am better than (you)
>>538500680poor guyski
AI generated post above me
nothing?? come on, I make a joke like that once in a blue moon. wasted.
Reading reddit discussion about guardian's usefulness is amazing. It's like they are talking about a protected class of vulnerable minorities or a species of animal that is almost extinct.
>Only 2 months to release new characters in promised time period>Still no newsI guess them showing something on TGS(Or nintenedo direct if they decide to port nightreign) is guaranteed?Also, with 3 girls and 5 male characters, both new ones should be female, right?
>>538501484lol
>>538501543they're obviously saving the dlc hype for around xmas. also I don't want to fucking know, seeing all of silksong UNSPOILED was a treat I haven't had in years, fuck dataminers. wait until the update is out, I don't want another "its radahn by the way" two weeks prior. that shit was annoying.
>>538501674>xmasWhat the fuck is xmas.
>>538501720no one is this retarded.
>>538501674>I don't want another "its radahn by the way" two weeks priorOn the bright side, it allowed us to see what people actually think about dlc without Miyazaki's bonus
I just saw lies of p had a dlc wtf?Was it good, worth buying?
>>538502149I remember playing demo, and not liking it at all
>as Wylder with randos vs Gigadel>first great church, I see a seal with rotten breath on it but in my split second decision decide not to take it with me, but kinda regret it soon after>figure if we pass by again I might pick it up>night 1 boss fight is right next to it>and the boss orb actually includes the anti-dragon effect on dragon communication>this it it>over 500 hours>the effect is finally going to get some use>get the seal real quick and even upgrade it to +2 in the meantime>pack a bunch of starlight shards too>can inflict rot on gigadel and see my weapon coated in that nice crimson red aura>we shred through gigadel, even get the ult perfectly off to cancel his tornadoit's probably gonna take another 500 hours before things line up perfectly like this, felt nice
>>538501543>xhe doesn't know about the Jap fiscal year
>>538502149yeah they made their protagonist timothee chalamet take his clothes off in the dlc and did a gag that his penis grew when he lied instead of his nose
Be on the lookout for a shitter wylder called Swap Commends. Refuses to go to shifting earths and only uses incantations, literally throwing the match every time.
>>538503565Sounds like a total chad
>>538503647A total chad doesn't 3 bar to dogs. He's a net negative on the team.
>go down to boss>someone resurrects you>as you stand up the boss is already in an attack animation and as soon as you gain control of your character you go down again before you have time to heali hate this shit
How did you guys learn routes for shifting earths? just playing them over and over or watching videos? I still have no idea what mountain does or how to get the most value out of it.
>>538504030even doe you are immune to damage for the first 2 seconds of you having control
>>538505002>even doeStopped reading there. Kill yourself, xhe dsgtroon.
>>538504978when you play a route exactly one (1) time, you can learn it if you have an iq above 80
>>538505328I sort of turn my brain off for this game, guess that explains it
>>538505110why are you mad doe nezuk
>>538504978by playing the gamemountain is dogshit unless the nightlord is caligo, don't worry about it.
Are Pakistanis allowed to play with erg?
>>538506170no they're worse than indians
>>538506258thought they were the same thing
>>538506310One side eats shit and other doesn't. Otherwise they might be very similar.Indian guardians are welcome in erg, pakistanis are not
>>538506170yes, erg is an inclusive general. everyone is welcome here!
>>538506485This post smells of curry
>chink guardian does not attack a single time without his shield upthats a block
>>538506657What's wrong with that?Poking is faster than mashing R1 with Guardian's ass moveset.
>>538506657>blocking because people don't play exactly like how you want them toYou have a personality problem. You're also a troon. Only troons behave like this.
>>538506784if you wouldve seen the rest of this guy's behavior you would understand. i think the highlight was him trying to solo the 2 snow trolls while me and the other guy fought the ice dragon. by the time we got done and went down to him he had just one of them at half health. the rain came and he never even got his legendary. he spent the entire heolstor fight standing still with his shield up
>>538506850m8 you dont need to do your psychoanalyze routine everytime someone blocks a griefing chink
>>538506872lol
>>538506872Sounds like he did his job to me.Guardians aren't supposed to do damage.
>>538504978Only one with not so obvious route is fucking crater, but after ealizing where to go, it's pretty fast(and even has two mini bosses on the road)>>538506052mountain has so many 10k rune bosses for cheap passives, it's totally worth it, especially if you can hit 15 fast
>>538507087>Guardians aren't supposed to do damagetheyre in the wrong game then since this game is on a timer and is contingent on how fast you can do damage
>>538507101most of the drops are anti dragon or frostbite related, its shit. i prefer no shift over mountain.
>>538506976>AAAAAAAIIEEEEE is that someone SHIELDPOKING?! IM GOING INSAAAAAAANE!Thanks for proving you have a personality issue. You will never be a woman btw.
>>538506657>not playing Guardian like a worse raider Based. You're in the wrong btw lil xis.
>>538506485pipe down rajesh
>>538508106>>538508313holy samefag. get some new material. im not a troon i just blocked a griefing chink dude. let it go
>>538507307(nta) mountain is a kino journey through the hardships of bitter cold mountains though...You get to stand at the top of the world for a while, one could even pre-emptively point down at the nightlord from up there
Does /erg/ still play Nightreign or should I queue randoms?
>>538508580im down for ed gladius
>sludge merchant after spamming bbcshit for 15 minutes and then pointing down at every erg player he matches with
i havent even been able to get a 2/3 with erg today in the past three hours
>>538508580everyone is playing silksong/taking a break until the 11th my dude
failed to enter
>Minus, we are not gutTWO DAYS, WE ALL HAVE TWO DAYS LEFT TO HYPE
>>538509197there is no hype because we already know its a one shot challenge mode no one asked for
going to play some bloodborne to prep. might even do a low level invasion build this time, except I also want to no milk rune kos parasite and don't know if I can do the dlc that low, last time when I tried to get the gatling gun early was a pain in the ass.
geeg gigadel
>>538509475it's not a one shot mode
>>538509971
>>538509907are you neets
>>538510097i just got off work
>>538509971it is after you play a few games and your character gets permanently stuck in the one shot depth
>>538509971Depths 5 will be one shot challenge mode tier
>>538510097I was going to say the same thing. ShiftyDuck and Jellyfish are in every picture all day.
>>538510097Jelly and Shifty are my gamer gf kittens that I spoil and force to stay in my gamer dungeon.
you have one minute to q
>>538510567i have to watch youtube videos for a bit or people will think im a neet gamer kitten again
>>538510097I miss my neet days, never thought I would. But money is nice.
>>538510567I'm making coffee ill come in a second
>>538510097i wish but i have bills to pay
>>538510097No but that sure would be nice
>>538510613But you are (mine)
>>538510829gay
gg team too stronk for poison pots revive>ironeye with 187 killsdamn thats the highest I've ever seen i think
>>538510632Get a remote job, like me. I get all my week's work done in 2-3 days by grinding out those days really hard. Then I have a 4~ day weekend every week.Granted this requires a position that has some independence and focuses on deliverables rather than "hours sat in a chair".
>>538510889gg yeah that was quite high.
>>538510852it's not gay if you look like a woman
>>538511131i don't
>>538508356You seem upset. Gonna cry, troonoid?
1/3
>>538510896I work in industrial design so working from home is not entirely out of the question, however at my current job I am required to be on site sometimes and supervise the workshop a bit. But yeah my plan is to eventually get that kind of situation.
>>538510097jellyfish is a bonafide neet, guy has like 1k hours already
>>538511924>guy >>538511191Nothing some bimbo juice and sissy hypno won't fix
>>538512389are you implying jellyfish is a fat duchess irl?
>>538512389>>538512473kill yourself expeditiously
good to know there are still randos who>bash their head against the bbh in the basement at lv5 (I helped tho)>ironeye keeps a marika's hammer in his backpocket with spell casting+ (at least I got a stormhawk axe)>don't know how to break libra's barrier>also pick "fight at utmost strength" against himthe most infuriation part was however not either of the randos faultwhen will they fix the fucking boss orb not droppingwe barely killed the ice dragon in time just for nothing to drop
>>538511924i just got off work
>>538506310>>538506485Nonono, both are shiteaters its just that one side also worships a pedofile
Entire erg queue just fell to its knees
>>538512851why
>>538512851what do you mean by this
I don't know why I haven't deleted the wrong loadouts yet or why the loadout system is so shit.
I was playing a game the other day, and I suddenly thought " Fuck this gaol slop relic"You know, I don't want a free buff and a key, FUCK YOU you sloppy fucking key filled prick!Fuck off back to your relic rites bin. And then I thought "what am I doing?!", you know, what have I become?Who do I think I am?! Who the fuck am I looking at? Do I fucking want some?! And I kicked the shit out of myself right there and then on my gaming desk. I felt a bit better after that.
>>538512885I entered
GG. Got really lucky with the drops.
>>538513308gg adel, thanks for the moonlight sword
>press start>go to relics taball this shows you is your unsellable relics. you can do literally nothing else on this tab besides view that handful. you cant even look at your actual relics let alone sort them. what the fuck is the point of this?
>>538513308gg i couldnt believe neither of you picked up that 9 glintblades item at the starting camp
The new deep relics look like 9/11 for caster classes. Melee classes get better FTH/INT then the casters we have while only suffering a tiny hit to HP (FTH Guardian has 59 FTH and 1160 HP). This makes them just straight up better at casting than the caster classes.The caster classes get relics to swap for melee stats, but they barely gain any HP. Revenant's relic gives her +5 vigor which only brings her up to 880 HP, good luck meleeing with that when depths enemies deal triple damage.
>>538513523Glintblades make me want to approach the boss and that usually ends up badly as Recluse.
this was a certified level 1 evergaol into ragequit cinema game
>>538513632i can respect that
gg birds thanks for dropping me the godfrey axe. i thought we were fighting gladius not adel lolalso i don't know what happened with that morgott invasion he was invisible and didn't take damage for me sorry for not being able to help
>>538513551yeah, I'm not even sure what the use case for dexcluse is meant to be, it doesn't even give her that much dexlike I guess it's for the cast speed? except it's not even much for that either and it takes away from your int/fth. just play duchess lol.
>>538513551The guardian one is particularly wild, you gain 54 levels with it and the vigor loss is tiny
>>538513997Oh that why you were standing doing nothing lol. Was wondering if I am lagging or something. At least bird soloing morgott is bearable with good shield.
I've been away for a week, have I missed anything?
>>538514626nothing but depth coming soon.
>>538514626>this dude missed the Everdark Heolstor event.Lol, lmao even.
>>538514626Just the usual, schizos, melties and erp fagsDepths almost here though
>>538454082Anon I felt like that too but I was just poor and smoking too much and lonely and mercury was in retrograde. Also before yu off yourself, consider deeply that it really might literally not be You having these thoughts. When you're thinking; you're really listening.
>>538503565lmao so he is a griefer after all, fuck that guy >>538437290
>>538454082Why isekai yourself instead of the people who did this to you? Think about what Daphne would have done.
>>538513551The director said he doesn’t like women warriors so maybe this is his answer to it
>>538454082I can't imagine getting sterilized and being like "oh , shucks! that's a bummer!"You are either lying or not telling the whole story, but regardless if the fact that you've been castrated without your approval is reason enough to go on murder rampage.
Only recently started playing. Just got- poison starting armament // attack power vs poisoned enemy // ult charge +3- raider damage taken while using skill improves... // taking attacks improves AR // items affect alliesThe latter seems like a good slot-in for raider, I've actually really enjoyed the AoE buffing of the health // flask for allies relic you get automatically. Would the former be any good on weeb? Haven't used him yet.
>>538458665Go do cocaine in mexico for a week or something and figure your life out
Another adventure where I felt like the main character
2/3 pc queueing both ES bosses, please join
level 43 (bloodborne by the way) seems really hard to build for unless I one trick ponyI'm torn between my old idea (dual guns (plash evelyn/repeating) and "bare fist" (kos parasite without the milk rune + gratia) (cringe arc)simons bowblade (and mainly the bow part) FF13-2 build (skill cringe)bloodletter (str cringe)basically stuff I didn't use beforeeverything works better at 120/200 but pvp was dead at those ranges when the game was active let alone now.
GG Heolsterbuthow the fuck game even drops you in a spot that kills you?
bro what the fuck did I just read? someone sterilized you because of a lie, without even telling you? fucking kill them. and the doctors.
I have a BL43 and it's just a Kirkhammer Grug. VIT and STR.
>>538515852sorry im exploring in the funny bug game
>>538516243thats kinda my point, thats just some strength and hp, what should I do just min requirements + hp?I've also considered torch only but that seems somehow more insane than actual bare fist, and I've tried that before too, which inspired the parasite fist idea because bare fist suuuuuucks (but has an interesting moveset and literally no one uses it)
>>538516243>>538515893You dont have stats for anh of those ideas. BL43 is about being simple. Make a simple build. Like my Gammer grug.
2/3 dog>>538516070anon murder is illegal wtf?
>>538516496Yeah min reqs then HP. Your dmg will come from blood gems. Stat hybrids won't be fun or effective for earning those gems. You are making a chalice gems twink right?
wen update?
>>538514626Nothing of value whatsoever. You should have just left dude.>>538515045Meds.
>>538516673so is sterilization without consent or reason idgafhave them arrested instead then, for medical malpractice>>538516714pretty much, I don't even intend on diving that far this time just a quick fun build. though everything is in the dlc.>>538516558I made all the simple builds already
>>538491583>>538492648>>538492871Entirely canon and only browns say otherwise btw>>538498265>>538500680>>538500732>>538501484All true. >>538501356Don’t worry bud I laughed :)
>>538517251I might. I've been losing track of time playing Silksong. I meant to play for a couple hours after work yesterday and ended up playing until 11 again. If depths isn't good then I'm ditching for good.
>>538501720Some shit started by Americans because ???>>538502149It’s great, you should buy it if you liked the base game.
>>538491583The undersea cables to India got damaged. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
the fact you dont lose depth rating once you gained a depth rank is so cringe
>>538506170>>538506258>>538506310>>538506485>>538512745anyone who makes a meaningful distinction between the two definitely belongs to one of the groups
>>538517526>Entirely canon<3>>538517675What?
>>538517476>pretty much, I don't even intend on diving that far this time just a quick fun build. though everything is in the dlc.I see. Well have fun I guess. I'd only do BL43 if I was planning on full D5 Cursed Gems and instagibbing noobs in Cathedral Ward. >I've done the simple buildsWell unless you really want to invade maybe just abandon the BL43 plan and do a fun gimmick build anyways. Bloodletter is so fun. >have them arrested instead then, for medical malpracticeHe let slip that he was accused of a sex offense.
>>538510097A lot of people here are yes. But no a good amount of us are wageGODS. >>538510650Keep it to yourself please.
gg hotdog, that was practically free
>>538517915They got cut and haven't been fixed. The Wylders? Indian.
>>538510896>>538511789sounds made up>>538515760sounds like a good way to get raped by the cartel
>>538518067gg
>>538510097Working from home half the month these days. I find time to post between meetings but there's not enough time to actually play unfortunately.
>>538517675>>538518124She asked about Wylders not guardians silly
>>538517780That's only from 1 to 2, you can derank in the later depths:>If you continually lose rating, your "Depth" will be reduced, but once you have reached Depth 2, you cannot return to Depth 1.
>>538518531Based. D1 will be a containment zone for shitters just like Day 1 Gladius
>>538518503good point, wylders are pakis then?
Wylder queueing, been kinda sick but need reps in before depths
>>538512745Give me some proof of pakis eating shit to prove they are worse.
>>538518912Jeets are jeets.
>>538518251>sounds made upWhat sounds made up about it?I feel this is a common thing on 4chan. People don't believe me when I say I'm married either. Not everyone on here is an early 20s NEET.
GG godrick captain, hard fought victory. luckily we all had grafted sword for him
>>538518991Not proof enough.
gg miranda bloom, went really smooth.
>>538518531Nice, but surely everyone in erg is making it to depth 5
GGigadel That was first time I saw that many ranged damage ups. It was funny run though.
i'm really really sorry for all the bad downs i had during the whole run.. glad to have you two ironeye and recluse anons on the team though.we still managed to reach level 15 and adel melted really quickly. once again I AM SORRY and thank you for the carry.
gg ergcord bbc sissy hypno session, went super smooth. good thing we had our queen yys with us
>>538519187I dont need proof. You aren't welcome.in my country. I hate you all equally. Fucking shitskinned pedo fucks.
>>538503565What a total chad
>>538519462>downing against adelname? for the blocklist
>>538519462It was funny when you died to the lion while being up there but there was no carrying involved. You were good!
So THAT's why the crucible knight is always hitting me when I'm behind himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5QsSumF6v0
gg level 1 starter camp, thanks for the carry my /erg/ friends!
>>538519014yeah, not sure what he finds so incredible about people having jobs
uh oh, the gg schizo has woken up
gg turdslurper party, couldn't have choked on that log without your help Birbbro!
GG and well played guys, that pack of demihumans were so tough! its a good thing we all had marais sword otherwise we might've died!
>>538519624no i got downed by something worse... one castle troll>>538519738thanks anon but i think i gotta start playing better, i was so happy when i saw both of your names pop up at the start because it's 99% guaranteed to be an easy game but i was jobbing 24/7 to weird things which spiraled me even morei even TRIED to redeem myself by trying to res during the rain but i didn't have enough flask and died for nothing...
>>538518124Noooo, who will sexually harass me online now? My self-esteem...fading...>>538518503You know, I haven't seen many Guardians lately either except for these 2 cuties the other day. I was like okay it's giga Adel, 90% of the incants I find will be bad against him, there's 2 Guardians, it's going to be an endurance fight.>Have a purple seal with heal and plenty of FP and shards>Get all excited and heal the cuties when they clearly have no flasks left>It heals like 1 millimeter of HP on both of them with a full charge>; -; I'm so sorry boys I thought I could heal slut you>Chip away at him for like 7 years with Discus of Light while I heal myself with my seal and they stay in the fight by ulting to heal each other...
>>538520241yup you're blocked, never queue again you F tier shitter
GG except for seed and feed. You really fucked up. Blocked
got a plan, outfit, runes, and bashing head against wall vs dlc pending
>>538515704>>538515427Cause it was done legally. I was accused of raping someone in high school and since I was still a minor they were able to have the doctors do it without anyone informing me. They may have said I knew/they would tell me at the time, but it was bullshit. Everyone involved knows how fucked up it is and that of course someone in my position would want revenge. Of course I've been angry. But I can't get near the people who did it, legally or otherwise, cause *technically* it was done by the book. If I even try to drive to my home town the cops will be waiting in my old neighborhood for me to get there and try to do something. Now do you understand why I want to kill myself?
Ore wa...artist
>>538520421Goodluck anon...
>>538520470Is there any reason you are posponing your suicide to the end of the year?If you want to kill yourself you might as well talk to a therapist. You might think it's gay and you're half right, but if you are going to kill yourself anyways what do you stand to lose?
>>538520470You can reverse a vasectomy right? Why not just do that?
>>538521073If he tells the therapist his plans he might get commited to a psychiatric facility involuntarily.
>>538521132snip snap snip snap
>>538519486Fair point>>538519840>>538519986>>538519994>>538520162>>538520404I say this. GG everyone!
>>538521132Even if you try immediately its not a 100% success rate and the chances of successfully reversing it go down the longer you wait
>>538492175Yes it is.
I want to smooch an /erg/ anon
>>538519014it just sounds made up dude. you getting defensive about it is not helping your case. feel free to show otherwise if you insist.
>>538478312It’s Dandadan yes.>>538486238>>538486975Both can be true.
>>538521569ggs
>>538521540who
gg dire wolf at the south east edge of the map on seed #215 during the crater shifting earth for gnoster
>>538500732sexo con tinkerbell
2/3 ed gladius and heolstor
>Trying to find a nightreign stream(again)>Half of the streams are doing solo runs(boring. Don't want to watch a single dude tryhard)>A dozen people are playing regular elden ring in the wrong category>Multiple people have follower only chat>Multiple no mic-ers not saying anything.>Check out stream, and within a minute of being there, I witness him rage quit.>"Partner Push"(I don't want to watch a stream where they're constantly promoting themselves)Goddamn, finding a good stream shouldn't be this hard.
>>538509704>>538515893Based BBscholar. Keep going strong king.
>>5385219413/3
VIDEOOOOO GAAAAAAAAMES
Probably wasn't the best idea to build Wild Strikes against Adel since I barely had any uptime but oh well
>>538521161It's funny to be scared of not being able to kill yourself. If you are so scared of letting go of that option just go do it right now. Suicide just seems like copium for those that have miserable lives but they are too obstinate to try improving it emotionally.
>>538521412Then go do right now motherfucker dont waitReverse your vasectomy right now, go make an appointment. Even if its not 100% success its always worth a shot at getting your life back
>>538522376>tide>toothpasteAnd what's your name? Deodorant?
this thread sucks, i miss the troonwars
>>538522436Yeah but it's really humiliating and unpleasant getting locked up like that and they could melt his brain with pills.
so I just beat the dog boss after having to queue with randoms since I was stuck on 1 / 3 with the erg password, but now there's a purple dog in the selection along with like 3 other bosses, is the purple mode the depth thing? queueing that now with password again
>>538522479it is now
>>538520470So the root of your grief is the bitch who falsely accused you of rape, why does she get to walk free and live a happy normal life when you don't? If you're going to end yourself anyway why would you care about consequences? You already did the time, you may as well do the crime right? In GTA5 of course.
>>538522462>>538521412>>538521132Vasectomies are not what they do to rapists. Those dudes cooked his nuts with chems.
>>538522479Tyrannosaurus Rexhow the fuck did I spell it correctly?
>>538522729stop replying to the attention whore
>>538522007I have the same issue when trying to find one. I'm hoping depths brings out some neat streaming content. Depths 5 solo content might actually be worth watching as well.
Wylder main here, I've been playing Silksong these past few days. Don't worry though, I will return on 9/11.
>>538520470>>538522729Personally I'd pay a bunch of crackheads $10 each to run a train on her
How will fromsoft balance incantations going forward with anime moving bosses?2nd playthrough and it fucking sucks, except maybe discus
>>538522007I've considered streaming ER but I won't be able to tolerate the 0 viewer life. I really shoulda kept pushing back in 2014 when I was semi-successful streaming DaS2 invasions. Coulda been a real deal strimmer
>>538522903Ma'am there's been a second Wylder. Oh my...2 Wylders at the same time....
Why do all personalities in this general have name starting with T
>>538522462I'm not that anon>>538522760yeah, chemical castration is what they do, anon's body probably can't make viable swimmers anymore
>>538523239I dont
i don't know if I can "legally" say what i'd do to them and the cops and the doctors if someone did that to me so I won't. but im pretty sure you can guess. im tired of this world too, I hope someone launches nukes soon and deletes the whole fucking planet.
>>538523514Me personally I would rape and kill them and then feed their corpses to alligators
Can we have another voting I missed last one.
GGs, the fact that the int respec has less health than base revenant is depressing.
>>538523514>>538523698The best revenge is a life well lived.
>>538523514This story is not real lol
>>538523949ggs
>>538523985even if anon is lying, it has happened before, guaranteed
>>538523698Giwtwm
>>538523985some people just believe everything they read on the internet
Can you use seals as wylder?
>>538524268for buffing weapons sure, anything else no
>>538503647>>538519591shameless samefag
>>538524268You can. Should you? Probably not. A heal seal might not be bad if you’re struggling in the nightlord.
>>538522605It'd be humiliating but so would be having your body found hanging.>>538523952This is true but doing stuff just to spite other people is retarded to begin with. It's when you let go of your resentment that you can actually start living life.
>rando ironeye goes melee with bolt of gransax+greatshield against GigadelI mean, okay, bolt of gransax might do some lightning damage but it does have an anti-dragon effect and his dex can make the physical damage wor->spends all fight spamming L2, tickling the bossAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
>>538524435>>538524626What if you get a black flame seal on wylder?
>>538524672also>rando revenant's best seal is a discus of light+lansseax's glaiveokay, discus will do slow but steady dama->only uses lansseax's glaive>also found a blue staff with comet azur which she uses half the fightREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>538524872where's the 'eck?
>>538525054>>538524672Nice. GG
>>538524835I mean if you’re out of flasks you can throw black flames to do damage to save yourself but wraith bell is better for that
>>538524672Where does it say it's anti dragon
>>538525584It doesn't and it's not. Only King's Cragblade and Dragon Halberd and Dragonscale Blade are "anti-dragon". Somebody yesterday said "dragon weapons" but that was misinfo because Gransax doesn't do SHIT.
>>538525740Dragon greatclaw hammer too,
gg heolstor, i hope i redeemed myelf that run
>>538525740gransax sucks ass>dude just hold L2 for 10 minutes for no dpscragblade is great though, can make an entire build around jump attacks
ny1 queing?
>>538525740It’s does have bonus damage vs dragons in Elden ring, I don’t really know what’s happening in nightreign. Especially when I’ve heard conflicting arguments on the anti dragon perk from the mountaintops affecting adel but not caligo
>>538525908hotdog gg
Jelly's about to SMASH
>choked to runebears>left you in the basement solo>choked to solo crucible knight>choked to lorettait's time I stop, sorry for that whole run
>>538525998
>>5385260962/3 ed gladius and heolstor
>>538526161steam? for the blocklist obviously
ggs hotdogI died for that smithing 2 for the zweihander but ended up using the golden halberd the whole fight ecks dee
>>538526128gg
>>538526323Sneedterrarian Raskolnikov
>>538526182eepy reccee...
>>538525998gg duchessblock listed recluse, I can forgive schizo routing but this ain't it
>>538526161tip for bears, the sleep pots that drop from boxes in the sleep ruins you are probably in work VERY well on bears, use them
>>538526747>recluse>shit routingLet me guess, troon merchant?
>>538526996Yes but I routed for us, that's just a reference to previous games. I don't mind that too much, but they wanted to spam rykard's all game this time.
>>538526996Nah this was a player.
>>538526747I was following though
sludgexisters.....we lost!
>>538527547sissyslut...
>spend about an hour making the character>spawn in>don't like the skin color in proper lighting>no respec in BBback to the start
gg dags
>>538527321>blocking someone for using a spellWhat has erg come to
>>538527774shhhhhhhh let him go that is his thing.
anyone wanna play? im 1/3
>>538527321rykards exploding skulls is a god tier spell.
>22 hour threadyep i'm thinking dsjee won
>>538528412Did a run with dsjee the other day he was terrible.
>fisted the wolf in the clinic for instakill this timethis is the run chatorphan of kos, ill see you in about a month at this rate lol
>>538527321He wanted to use a good spell? What drugs are you on
>>538527547What in Gods name happened to cause you to be at lv9 day 3? I've never seen a run go this bad
>>538528783Shifty's specialty is running off by faeself and dying in the rain.
>>538528783Game crashed twice lol
>>538528996Why did you rejoin? You’re just throwing at that point
>>538529394Game fun innit?
i forgot where the saw spear was and died, its been so long I can't speedrun anymore.at least I got to I lean I guess, this is going to be fun
>>538528943Shifty is a pretty good player I've played him many times, the other 2 guys just have to be able to clear things as a duo while he gathers spells or FP for himself, it usually doesn't take that long and then he rejoins the group and its business as usual.>>538528996yeah that explains it.
>>538529607Elden Ring?
2/3 eds
>>538529607The corpse in Rykard's arena where you walk thru the lightwall is holding the spear.
>>538529878oh right you fuckers ruined fromsoft general and think its just elden ring now.
GGDoog
>>538529750>shifty is a pretty good playerThey’re embarrassingly bad, like honestly the worst revenant main here
>>538530037>>538529941gg 3dog
>>538525740well I unfortunately couldn't tell cuz if he had just hit adel while he was chewing on the other rando I may have been able to get some evidence
bg dog
Move>>538530236>>538530236>>538530236
BAD DOG
>>538529750he kinda has bad routing
>>538519740Clearly intended Ordovian-technique
>>538522436>>538522462>>538522605>>538522729>>538522760>>538522915>>538523254>>538523514>>538524628>>538528412That’s cool buddy lovely Shartreign discussion btw
