Previous: >>538395903>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Silence Suzuka (SSR), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
How do you build this Blockushin people are saying stops Seium Sky?
Love all of our JPbros!
>>538438134Actually #1307>>538395903>>538395928
>>538438134CunnyInc. has 3 spots, anyone can join, just put /uma/ in your profile
Mayano is the best grandparent for a Seiun Sky parent but good lord trying to get front/turf + 2* blue + groundwork + playtime's over on her is such a hellish gamble. I feel like a fucking monkey pulling the lever on a slot machine.
THE GOAT
>>538438389We're gonna katawa shoujo the the thread
Bros, is the debuffer/taishin killer urara for long CM legit or a meme?
>>538438389I mean #1308*
Air Would.
Hey guys Victoria Frontier here! I just wanted to remind everyone that you can play with your oshis instead of following the meta! Btw, my oshis are Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky, and Christmas Oguri. And yes, before you ask, next year Valentine Mihono will also be one of my oshis.
>>538438389>>538438134both of you are fuck ups that got the number wrong
>>538438563Give me Groundwork? She fucking better
once again agnes is an awful choice because her unique can whiff badly
Super Creek is so hot.
AAAIIEEEEE
>>538438891who?
>>538438506half-meme? taishin's recovery won't proc if you do the urara strat, but also if everyone is pace down they supposedly get the same amount of stamina back, i guess if you wanted to kill taishin you could urara to kill the gold recovery and run a front runner to not be pace down so she always runs out of stam
>>538438908proof?
>>538438891You are just going to have to deal with it and keep trying harder
Herr are the two I'm using for Gemini. Taishin is kimd of fucked on power, but I'm hoping max stamina and s-long help bandaid that. What should I have for a third member?
>>538438940the same agnes i presume the other guy was talking about earlier
>>538438928
>>538438928>not even de 2D dimension can stop her nowit's over...
I love her
>>538438970
>>538439036Another end closer
I got Seiun Sky after 46 pulls. What am I supposed to do with the rest of my carats? I was hoping to get more 3*s out of that.
Bro, what could have been :(
>>538439170why the bad mood?
i miss my aoi wife...
Make sure to do your daily pulls!
>>538439313When has a woman ever once in recorded history been in a good mood?
>>538439170UWAAAA TAISHIN IS SO FLATSHE GETS ADVANTAGE IN DERBY FOR BEING FLAT
I'm starting to believe that Reddit theory of the game forcing you to lose and have bad runs desu
Wait, what?
>>538438023>>538436884
>>538439452got air shakur fuck you
>>538439545give some minutes to update it
>>538439363(you) are morally obligated to marry aoi desu. umas are all famous and beautiful and realistically would have zero issue finding a mate, but aoi basically spends her whole life around umas and doesn't have the time to find a nice man to settle down with and continue the elite kiryuin legacy. by not fucking aoi you are basically committing genocide
why can't i choose the hint
best uma career to farm kikuka sho?
Im trying to make one strong-ish parent, so I've been doing a LOT of Rudolph careers since she seems like a safe all-rounder, I have a few questions:>learning unique skills of other umas does nothing as a potential parent, correct?>does doing the same race more than once (IE japan cup twice) do anything as a parent?I tried to look through sticky stuff and im sure it's documented but it was a lot to go through
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about
>>538439696Is the one you get random or is it always the topmost?
>>538439696Fuck choosing, this should give the hints one after the other.
>>538438969Urara in any position can brick sleeping lion. She doesn't need to be front. It's abusing the distance diff mechanic with her shit turf aptitude. You can do it with any uma by intentionally bricking their power stat with failed trainings too.
>>538439619Can't wait for Gyaru Week
>huh? date? oh no no no, torena. You see, the Mejiro family is held to a higher standard than most and as the ace of the family I’m expected to produce high quality heirs and you…aren’t it. My children need a big, tall, strong, foreign man; preferably a baseball player, to make sure that the Mejiro family continues its storied success. Don’t worry, you’ll find someone. I believe Ryan wants a boyfriend and the family doesn’t have much hope for her so they should be okay with that.
>>538439068I want more of this artist's Gentildonna comics
I did it bros!
>>538439545it takes a little time to update casual bro>>538439696>inb4 +6 stam +2 speed
>>538439754>learning unique skills of other umas does nothing as a potential parent, correct?Correct, you can go on the borrowing sites and see there are no white sparks for uniques>does doing the same race more than once (IE japan cup twice) do anything as a parent?It does not, no dupes
Post soulful art
>>538439747Rice McQueen GolShi. Everyone with Long A innate has that as a career goal I am pretty sure.
>>538439829Grown ass man wrote this barely-disguised fetish erp prompt
>>538439782random
>fall for the friend card propaganda>get really good mid rolls 1000/1000/700/300/350>never any actual high rolls 1200/1100/800/400/400Maybe I'm just unlucky but I've tried both MLB Tazuna and MLB Aoi but they don't sit on speed/stam enough for it to matter
>IMG poster is a cuckwow what a shocker
>>538439979opera doesnt
>he's still going on with his fantasy
>>538439949Thanks anon, much love
she can't win at all. survival isn't enough in cm rooms
>>538439289You could always pull on the other banner.
>>538439973
>>538439979Does anyone have it as a must-win? Would be nice to trade clocks for garlands.
>>538440225I don't like this one...
>>538440074>Acceleration: The CM>I'll bring 600 power uma>wtf why can't she win anythingYou have 3 days to luckshit something with 3 speed/3 power or to abandon the idea of running tachyon.
>>538439993It's possible, but it is a lot harder because Aoi and Tazuna are always weaker than another rainbow in the stat that you want. You usually take them for consistency, their skills (Tazuna has THH and Concentration), or skill points (Aoi gives you over 100 extra points over the course of her dates)
Are the odds of inhereting white sparks from grandparents lower or the same?
i think the cuckschizo is funny
>>538440225i like this one
>>538440394Halved
>>538440384>It's possible, but it is a lot harderYeah definitely, I was hoping that they would somehow always be on speed or stam. >Aoi and Tazuna are always weaker than another rainbowI knew this was the case but I hoped that the cheaper trainings would compensate. This is my Taurus champ that I made without any friend card. Gonna go back to this deck
>>538439289You have card pulls if you like Tamamo and Suzuka enough.
>>538440074nevermind. should still try to get one with more offensive skills since her unique + swing is enough. Maybe extra 1 gold + white recovery will be suitable>>538440368>Acceleration: The CMyoutube makes you stupid
>>538440225Gunshot fade to black
wtf, based?I think I'm in love
>use my tickets to free pull on sky banner>RAINBOW>OH FUCK OH FUCK>CURREN CHANa
>>538439816tell me about it
>>538439919>6stam+2speednah but still lowroll
>>538440765Why is that peasant talking to my king like that?
>>538440734wtf doxxing is bad
I'm not sure whether to relived or fucking pissed
Is this skill shit? Never heard anyone talk about it
>>538440734You are legally required to cover their eyes.
>>538440879shit if procs first uphill, amazing if procs second uphill. take it if you wanna gamba
>>538440879Procs on the first hill and gives you fuck all if you aren't frontrunning. It's still marginally useful for frontrunners who want all velocity all the time.
>>538440879it depends on the track. It's good on some, it's trash on some
>>538440879Up to what track.
sex.
>>538440694Are either of those cards good? I'm less inclined to roll supports until KB rerun since I already have a decent deck.
yippe
Did you put Bakushin on the jukebox today?
>>538441175I shan’t
>>538441175I shall.
>>538441161Damn, more SSRs than I've pulled in 180 pulls in your first 10. Some people have insane luck.
Should i watch uma anime with subs or dubs
>>538440225Uma should have been a perma death rougelike where the umas can break legs midrace and have to be put down
>>538441390Neither. Learn japanese and watch it raw
kms'ing myself tonight
>>538441368it will happen to you too, just keep pulling
>>538441446You couldn’t hold a gun to Suzuka’s head and pull the trigger
What's the use case for 9* Power parents? Is it actually worth farming for one or would a second 9* Stam be more useful?
Which is the strongest uma club?
>>538440671Oh, it's you. Yeah I flirted with Aoi for a bit because I'm a kitasanlet and produced these guys, but I'm thinking of going back to 4/2, non-MLB Creek/borrowed MLB Kitasan and just praying for URA finale to proc because sub-700 power usually means you accelerate too slowly - even with spurt - to win.
>>538439265I was thinking doing Pace Oguri since people keep saying having a Pace, or Front, will screw with other people's activations. Plus, I don't want to block myself.
>>538439218I need to be babied
Ever fapped at the car wash?
>>538441602She would prefer a shotgun to the face over this
>>538441750ive never been to a car wash i do it myself
>>538441624Power is the best one, I thinkThe guide recommends inheriting Power for Medium and Long umas, and gives the option of Power for Mile too if you have bad Pow cards/good Stam cards
>Suzuka lying on the ground with her mangled legHOLD MY BREATHE AS I WISH FOR DEATH!! OH PLEASE GOD WAKE ME!!!!
>>538441672>sub-700 powerYep, noticed this too. I can't imagine how hard it must be for people without MLB Kita or MLB King Halo to reach good Power. I don't have MLB King and I'm only hitting mid 600s for it
>>538441640Spica obviously
Groundwork farming sucks inheritance rates are a scam
>>538442349Is she like, schizophrenic?
I blame you fuckers for turning me into an ass sniffer
>November :D>2026...I need my gambling woman NOW
Is Blue Rose Closer (riceshowers inherited special) worth shit in this cup? Can pick either that + ramp up or just go for prof. curvature on my oguri with my remaing skill points.
>>538442365if you're f2p/mostly f2p white spark skill farming is a waste of time
Have sex and procreate with humans, not your umas.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
When do we start getting 3* selectors again?
>>538442730Why not both?
>>538442712How
>>538442797half anni
>>538442712What else am I supposed to do when I'm out of borrows?
where is my hopeless gambler browife
T-thanks
>>538442980trainer issue
>>538442821you don't have enough good mlb cards are probably barely hitting statlines and without those sweaty parent/grandparent farming is torturein that case good blue sparks and the right aptitude sparks are more important
>>538442679Put it in the umalatorhttps://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
evil creature
>>538442797paid bundle during 1st anni
>>538442072MLB Kitasan and King Halo feel so good, my Goldshits can usually reach 800 power spamming speed
>>538443078She needs correction
Cygames really needs to do something to help onboard newer players at this point. Getting started in this game and having stuff like CM fully locked up for months until the next decent support card banner is pretty crazy.This would be the perfect time to introduce some of that QoL.It's the one thing I worry about for the global version. Newfag starts, gets told all the support cards are shit and to save, but while he's saving he has to use literal trash.
>>538443078HELP HER
so this means the 2nd one is better, right?guess I'll cope with that on gemini
Here's a specialty priority chart. I sometimes read that 0 spec prio means 20% base rate from you know 1/5. But you actually get an extra 1% for any speed Nishino Flower fans.
>>538440671>Bwos I'm not hitting stats, I think my deck isn't good enough :(((>Look inside>MLB Kita/Creek/Toshohmm
I'm starting to believe my own gaslighting
>>538442730why you don't try to find a partner outside your job instead of harassing the male trainers?
>>538443174In JP they end up letting your borrow whole decks. But that's years away.
>>538443234you have them both as pace chasers, change that
>>538443234>Style: Pace Chaserkek
>>538442980I honestly still don't know how much I should care about facility levels. Currently I friendship max even on guts, then click rainbows and wits
>>538443174Small indie companyNo resourcePlease to be understanding
Is this good enough for the open league? My runs have not been very fruitful...
>>538443331Gaslight yourself into being a better person
>>538442349no u
>>538443174Me using 2lb SR speed cards and waiting for Kitasan
>>538443393>>538443443whoopswell looks like that changed things and now I'll go with #1
>>538443174they would once they start losing money in global, but as long as whales keep injecting millions to their pockets they won't
>>538443174don't be greedy
Arima, Arima, Arima~
>>538443541>Professor of Curvature instead of a gold recoveryFor what purpose?
I need pictures of horses being shown their umamusume
how for (you) is she? i never read her story or ura finale
>>538443541do that except with gold recovery skills and you're good to go
>>538443174such greed, buy the pakeji and stop complaining
This is my strongest Ogurin. Is it gonna die due to stam issues? McQueen cucked me out of her cooldown skill.
>>538443541No, but it is a B for the other league
>>538441750Nope, but if Gentildonna was there and like that I'd buy a car just to do it. She's way too hot and sex and cute.
MY GOD THIS GACHA IS STINGY
>>538443726Why do you care if you don't read the stories anyway? Jesus Christ.
>>538443463I've swapped to prioritizing facility levels over friend maxing and found it works better. I'll still take power/guts if there are 3+ supports on them or if speed/stam have 0 supports and there are no good races.
>>538443726top 3 of the "for (you)" umas that are in global right now
>>538443808how?
Is training a Daiwa ICBM worth it?
>>538443743no you're good
>mogged by Nice Nature career AGAINWTF bros, is this the pay to win career?
>>538441682Oguri wont work as a blocker for this course. You want Urara on front with turf/front G to mess with activations (notably Taishin's recovery skill and Gold Ship's ultimate).Or just run Mayano Topgun with End and get a parent to get it to A.
Teio is love, Teio is life
>>538443862would the others be maya and curren chan?>>538443832retard
What gets me is if a newcomer wanted to whale, it would still be literally impossible to get a good deck without spending like 100k because all the rate ups are trash until, like, January.
>look up Tokai Teio IRL>brown horse>look up Gold Ship IRL>white horse>look up Silence Suzuka IRL>chestnut horse>look up Seiun Sky IRL>not a mint green horseI'm disappointed
>>538443707Her face reminds me of how a dog's fur loses color as they get old.
>>538444009That's exactly why they did all rate up banners.
>>538443684Using my skill points before finishing the run, this one was particularly ass.
Is another episode of no rainbow training for the rest of the career
>>538443726>how for (you) is she?100%
>>538444009>without spending 100kThat was intended
>>538443938I guess it depends, for me are Suzuka and Mcqueen (if you count the main story)
how the fuck did i lose ura finale with 800 speed, 700 stamina, 2 golds, and 550 power
>>538443174Mucho Creída
>>538443070Hmm, I'll still do it
>>538444165BROCKED
>>538444165Did you swipe your credit card?
>>538443832Don't interact with spammers. They only make posts from templates to get their tiny gibs.
>>538443174I think lots of retards took the "cygenerous" meme seriously. They are called cygenerous to mock their Jewish practices. Cygames are notorious jews, they have gotten into legal trouble for literally making scam gacha. They will just follow the JP schedule and add no improvements. TW and KR was handled by local teams, they actually tried to bring in QOL faster and match gibs with accelerated schedule. Global is being handled by cygames internally. Even JP only got QOL and gibs after the game lost 90% revenue in year 3.
How bad would it be if you called an uma a donkey?
>>538444040Seiun Sky when from a dark brown horse to a white horse
You need more?
Nips are supposed to be honorabu, so why are they sometimes more jewish than israelites and chinks?
>>538440879it procs on the first hill always, will be patched laterdon't use
>>538444448OH SHIDSEIUN YACKSON!?
Wake me up
>>538443726top tier waifu material
>mfw my bricked Super Creek run actually net me a good B eph with 3 golden recovshould I just go to open league at this point?
oiishi deshone (_´༥`___)
>>538444589Honor is for the honorable. They don't respect baka gaijin
>>538444589Nippons are a shame based society.If they don't shame the producers, they don't mean it. They are trying to make it a guilt based society though and that will kill the gacha industry.
>there are people in this thread using cooldown and bofa
>>538444589Jews fear the samurai because the samurai are bigger jews.
>>538444767They jew their own countrymen harder than gaijin if all the EOS scam gacha that don't get global releases are anything to go by
Any club here looking for new members? My current one is slowly dying...
is this just missing subdued end and trick front? any other end debuff?
>>538444887EoS mobile games are to japs what NFT scams are to westerners
Dangerous wife
>>538444813>They are trying to make it a guilt based societyElaborate please.
tricking Oguri into robbing a konbini
We are dead...
>9* power spark>new scenario recordNot bad.
>>538444323>I think lots of retards took the "cygenerous" meme seriously.Of course they did, have you gone to the chink gacha generals? It's filled with retards and literal cucks that decided to turn their chosen game into their personality, life and reason to be to the point where they'll defend everything their precious company does and attack other games or companies.Stuff like cygames where the players see the game as a game and not their religion is from another era back when you were allowed to shit on the game and the company without being called a "doomposter" or whatever brainwashed retards use these days.
>>538445285
>>538445285Explode
>>538445285you're not supposed to use guts cards!stop that!
>>538445285what does all that guts do
>>538445285Is the age of guts finally upon us?
>>538445423nothing. it's wasted dead pts.
doto is more of a cow than a horse, no
If I have Uma 1 as the male parent and then I also have Uma 1 as a grandparent for the female parent will that fuck me over during inspirations or can I still get both their sparks?
>>538441131Nah, it's a skip banner.If you want more 3* umas asap, you could either pull on the el condor/grass wonder fantasy banner in a couple weeks or wait for the fuji kiseki banner at the beginning of october for a more meta pick
>>538443174Just play JP if you want to rent a full MLB deck for free.
>>538443174We're going to be near EoS in 2 months, enjoy it while it lasts because Cyjews is not going to stop being jewish because 90% of the players quit, the 10 whales already paid for everything they invested in this and more
>>538445423Increases TT ranking
Do they ever buff S race position? Like what does it actually do?
well, bros? which is better
>log in>see thisHow?! I'm not even good at this game.
>>538445598why roll when you can rent
First of many....
>>538445693danchou here, always grab the highest fan bonus
>>538445804Kill yourself, danchou
>>538445724You've been chosen now bwo, don't let it go to yuor head...
the one event where teio is disgusted at mayano sweaty on the floor
>>538445724From here on out, you're the Danchou
I think I might have to read a guide..
>>538445862If I die the next guy will raise your quota.I'm a necessary evil, now get back to running, my disposable fan slave.
>>538445919i want to be part of maya's love rituals and for her to twinkle on me
>>538445957>disposableYou're nothing without me, you hear? Nothing.
>>538445168 Japans ruling class are goyslop globalist of the golem caste
are we ready for the upcoming legend races???
if my danchou disconnects for let's say 1 month, can we take the control of the club from him?
>>538438134look what not taking care of its own children does to a mf
>>538445724Will you live up to their expectations or be crumbled under the weight of responsibility?
>>538445285>5 guts cards3 got me a score that high. Maybe I should try 5.
>>538445919It's not Teio's fault Mayano wanted a hot bod
>>538446259don't do it spe chan
>>538445724Responsibility finds us all in the end
Daiwa Scarletto
>>538446406why does she say it like that
>>538445724>How?!My bad, I was told to kill myself and I did it.The club?It's your problem now
>>538445724is this almondlove?
>>538445593I was thinking to pull on this brown beauty since she is next. Is she "bad"? My original plan was to wait for Fuji but I only got 1 3* from this set and wanted at least 2 or 3.
Suppa Kurikku desu
>>538446089I assume these will be spring tenno sho to match the CM again so yes
Trainer Hana in the anime > all Umas
>>538446489Yeah she's not very good, but if you really want her go for it. The game won't be very fun longterm if you only pull for meta and skip the umas you actually like
should i still be using air groove to get the groundwork skill once i have some parents? or use te goldship one?
>>538445352>Stuff like cygames where the players see the game as a game and not their religion is from another era back when you were allowed to shit on the game and the company without being called a "doomposter" or whatever brainwashed retards use these days.You're not wrong anon, but I think the era where games were a product is going away fast. Nowadays games get shut down as soon as the 'hype' dies and the effect it has on the sunk cost niggers who die a little every time someone badmouths the game they're entire savings in is completely by design.I'll still call out Cyjews for being greedy degenerates who'd kill their own golden goose IP for a quick buck and that won't stop me from playing the game, but I can sorta get why a lot of people get a little touchy with the doomposting. They're not at fault for the shitty kike ass business practices coming out of every single company nowadays.
>>538445724If the leader doesnt login for 2 weeks it chooses a new leader. I cant believe a b+ club had that happen though
>>538446429Japanese syllabary doesn't have a plain T sound so they have to use sounds they do have instead like To
>starting to keep a spreadsheet of my results against team trials opponents so I know which ones are free winsyeah I might be in too deep
>>538446562no need to assume!they give you all the information!
farming Spe's career now makes me sad because it means killing Seiun Sky's goals and dreams...
>>538445285>F I V E (5) GUTS CARDSINSANELY BASED
>>538439774If you never played Grass Wonder's career: she is a two faced bitch.Always polite and nice on the surface, absolutely hating on everyone & everything behind closed doors.
>>538446835All these spreadsheets and it still comes down to luck.
>>538446867To live is to crush someone's dreams
>>538446867Good thing you'll be farming Seiun's career for the next four years or so then.
>>538446841>3.2km>If you prepared for Gemini then you're ready for thisIt's over
>>538446920Just like my mom
>>538446841AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa
I only have anime mcqueen. This version isn't worth using for this cm right?
King Halo is cracked at gaming kekhttps://youtu.be/6e6Iulskk-U
>>538444040I'm also constantly brutally disappointed looking at Seiun Sky.
>>538447201meanwhile Mayano...
>>538445919Sweaty passed out and naked
I fell for the Taishin gaslight
Is it okay for me to want to breed King Halo?
>>538440384>Tazuna has THH and ConcentrationIs there a specific trigger for those?I got Concentration exactly once in a good 10-20 Tazuna run.Not that I needed it, just wondering.
>>538444323>90% revenue lostwhat the fuck
>>538445863>>538445920I see... I might need the danchou handbook, but i'll try.>>538446161I don't even know what I'm supposed to do>>538446464milk
My wife
>>538447404Should have listened to Victoria Mile. He said Golshi was better long before witgod did.
>>538447407yis
Which should I use for CM?This are the best results after a week of trying
>>538443174what did new jp players who joined at this point in the game do? did they suffer just like us?
>>538447430>THHShe starts dates before year 2>concentrationComplete the 5 dates. It's an agemasen though and I have no idea what stat it checks.
>>538447497>I don't know what to doApply yourself, study and work hard, you're the Danchou now, lead by example
>>538447497>jungle stimtoy
F2P-Kitasan-rerun-believer with 35,000 carats here.Is this Gold Ship intelligent enough to win Gemini Cup in Group B?
Is wit 1* grandparent going to ruin my cm3 ace falco? I can't get groundwork, turf and good blues to line up to save my life.
>>538445758Because the decks aren't that great
eos chads....
>>538446489I personally like having another end closer, but her innate abilities aren't that good. Her PL5 isn't even an acceleration, it's a speed boost and can falter because it has similar conditions to how people can mess with Sleeping Lion procs. I love Hishiama, but it'll be a big wait for her wedding version which is better, I'd rather do that and have her base version spook me.
>>538447569that's making me want to breed haru
>>538447569Kingu would never do this to Urara
>>538447684right, more consistent recovery activation and higher speed, but you should get straightaway spurt to dramatically increase your chances of winning
>>538447292Damn
>finish mcqueen event chain>don't get cooldowndo you guys nuke the run or keep playing
>>538447497I guess is a casual one, just kick people over 7days or whatever your call and shill here when spots are free, nothing much else
>>538448046Don't nuke it because I got both my aces with lucky bofa events
>>538447901can you follow people for whole decks or is it random?
>>538448046no point in not finishing out for chance at spark and fans
Seeing the glue people are actually thinking about bringing to this CM makes me feel better about my chances of winning
I hate that trannies have attached to Tachyon so hard.
Post your CM2 team
>>538448046just keep goingthe only run I dropped was one I got Don't Overdo It! event + slow metabolism and awful mood before debut
haru end closer is the actual cancer of CM2
>>538447292>>538448002
>>538447569Even a king isn't above the law
>>538445551pls answer bwos
im double front debuffers with frenzy and trick to rape the witlets its over for them
Any Taishinbros sticking with her and not golshi? If so, why?I am, sunk cost and I like her.
>>538447930With enough wine in your system you can do anything
>>538448290CM test rooms =/= general player base after all. You should have felt better about them lowering the requirements to get into Group B finals, you'll be getting plenty of good gibs.
>>538447870that stam is a little low
>>538448345I just don't care what internet brainrot attaches itself to Tachyon she is my favorite, simple as.
>>538447404Explain this then?
>>538448473FUCK THE POLICE
showing urara her plushies
>>538448136They're set decks that the game lets you borrow. So the ones you see in the image is all that's available
>fail training>debuff>awful mood>infirmary>infirmary>recreation (one up)>awful mood>recreation (normal)
>>538448712milf
>>538444589>so why are they sometimes more jewish than israelites and chinks?in tokyo getting a discount on something is considered unseemly and in osaka paying MSRP is a mark of a retard. Guess where cygames is
I feel like I don't have many speed skills, but this isn't bad at all, no?
>>538448712I hear the actual Haru Urara is a cantakerous and crabby bitch who only cares about you if you're bringing her carrots.
>turf S, Long S but only 900 speed and stamina Tell me there’s good Seiun Sky’s right now so I can crash out less for the next CM
>>538445724There must always be a danchud
>>538448447only against taishin
How the fuck do you get the "Not this time!" Event? Is it 5th place in a race then run another one right after?
Best I've got is a 900/1200 Golshi.
>>538447873if you settle with low blue sparks, then you'll need a strong MLB deck to make up for it
You can pay 4M Yen ($27,135) starting in October for your very own mini Golshi.just prepare your mare for him in advance
who are the best grandparents for cm3 farming? if seiun sky is going to be a parent
>>538447714game was way different despite being almost exactly the same, you didn't have 10 or so retards regurgitating the tranny document and somehow still spreading different misinformation, so everyone was playing for fun rather to for being the Faker of uma
>just got a fan achievement for RudolphI JUST WANT THE STAMINA SPARKI DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT OPTIMAL WHITE SPARKS I JUST WANT TO IGNORE THE SPARK SYSTEM AFTER GETTING THE PRETTY BLUE NUMBER
now i'm convinced that pace is the true whale strat>need highest stamina>need capped speed>need high power to keep ground against end closers>wants the highest wit they can manage to gain ground during mid race>needs white sparks to afford enough yellow skills to keep away from end closersI started specializing in pace because my favorites were pace and had no idea what i was getting into. Stay away from pace if you're F2P, you will never get what you need.
>>538449120How about I buy stooks in one of his offspring instead? Should only be about 1-2 grand.
>>538446429Symboli Rudorfu
france has fallen for the fifth time and youre grinding uma musume??? we're so fucked
>>538449130Probably Bourbon or Mayano
>>538449176Eh youre over blowing it, they just need more stamina.Late surger is the "whale" type simply because it's shit.
>>538449120I wonder if you can go and pay the 4M yen and just cup your hands to receive Gold semen.
>>538448447they will be front runners but her stats will be so bad on purpose she ends up in last place very quickly and screws with Taishin's sleeping lion
https://forms.gle/N8tQhLQjnVePbwKw6https://forms.gle/N8tQhLQjnVePbwKw6https://forms.gle/N8tQhLQjnVePbwKw6Doing an /Uma/ survey for fun and posting results. Please fill out if you want to.
>>538449618>need to log innyo
>>538449618I'm not giving you my gmail faggotron
The main problem with training a Mayano Top Gun Ace, is that it makes me want to go play Ace Combat instead.
>>538443528
For what fucking purpose do these umas always refuse to give me actual skill hints and instead constantly give me a useless fucking stat up, no you stupid bitch give me a skill
>>538449446Nobody cares about the frogs
>>538449684>>538449683bwos... e-mails aren't collected...
>>538449446maybe if it falls a 6th time japan will finally win the prix
>>538447781>>538448075Okay, noted. I'll probably start culling tomorrow.
Retards, Tokai Teio is easily the best singer outside of Team Opera O, purely because Machico is her VA.
>>538449906no thanks
>>538449906Nice try glowie. Your tricks don't work here!
>>538449513
>>538450026>>538450050
...do I?
This is a weird general because very few people actually reply to one another So if feels like a thought venting hub
>>538449752Hmmm I will give you...Pace Chaser Savvy
>>538449752at least she cries
>>538450116Nah. I'd be willing to go up to 50% for 3.
>>538449980They're all good singers. I think it's more to a personal choiceI like Spe's singing
>>538449618I answered your poll, anon. And you can have my email as well, I have like 10 more burners.
>>538450116No risk, no reward.
>>538450185I like Machico too much also her Sharkry makes me hard
>>538450116>those stats when your career is 1 turn before the finale You're bricked so might as well do it for the memes
>>538450157wtf i love rudolf now
>>538450192What would I even do with your e-mails
>anime uma musume>normal>game uma musume>trying to bang their trainers whenever possibleWhat's with this difference?
>>538449752i prefer the stat ups on ace runs...
I would fuck a horse
>>538450092ok your crying picture made me feel bad...have an answer
>>538450297why she looks pregnant therewas that intended
raisu stop jobbing tennosho spring you stupid bitch
teio bee
>>538450331you would fuck anything dont act like its something special
>>538450306one it's a money machine and the other it's to promote the money machine
>>538450306Spicaman = no rizzMe = Rizzgod
My daughterMy wifeAnd my brother
>>538450417>rice when you're playing her tenno sho spring vs npc rice when she's out to ruin your triple triple crown run
>>538450306(You) are the difference retard(You) are in the game (You) are not in the anime All japanese video games are extreme zero-sublety wish fulfillment What if the absolute beautiful pure sex woman met you by pure chance, Mr ultra normie ugly guy, and fell deeply in love with you Like come on man this is NOT hard to understand
>>538450157i wanted deboof skills you WHORE
>>538450306studies have shown that when you make your female characters flirt with the player in your gacha game they will spend moreanime has no such incentive because you can't milk people along through it
>>538450539>Spicaman = no rizz
I didnt even know this title existed, I always just get THE GOAT 200 times Funny since the run itself was pretty meh
fug
>>538450471I would fuck the same horse twice
I am guaranteed to get into the finals easily, since I'm a tryhard whale scum, but I swear if I lose to a nigger goldship with barely capped stats because RNG I will fucking pipebomb cyjews corpI will only accept defeat at the finals to a Rice Shower and no one else.
>>538450783haha you are the same as me now!
>>538450779suzuka is a whore, doesnt count
>>538450783nice nice so I can take the throne for me
>>538450854post team
>>538450854This game is RNGeven a 900/900 golshi can topple a whale on a bad day.
>>538449618Results so far>Uma WifeAgnes Tachyon: 1Gentildonna: 1King Halo: 1Manhattan Cafe: 1Nice Nature: 1Smart Falcon: 1>Favorite SongGochisousama: 1Menishuki Rush: 1Tracen Ondo: 1Umapyoi: 1Winning The Soul: 1>Best SingerAgnes Tachyon: 1Gentildonna: 1Gold Ship: 1King Halo: 1Mejiro McQueen: 1Tamamao Cross: 1 >Money spentF2P: 0Less than $50: 2$50-100: 1$100-200: 1$200-500: 1$500-1000: 0$1000-2000: 0$2000+: 1
>>538450176>>538450201>>538450267>tfw one star away from 9 star stamIt don't matter, none of this matters...
>>538450375have you never watched the anime
>>538450779someone with rizz would have impregnated all their team
>>538450989What the fuck I thought this was a F2P general
>>538451090noI just goon to SC tits
PLEASE BORROW MY UMA, IM ONLY 1240 POINTS AWAY FROM MLBing MY MEJIRO STAM CARD!!!
>>538451107F2poors have quit
>>538451153Where the fuck did you find this atrocity.
>>538450989>Suzuka>Winning Soul>Suzuka>$200-500
>>538451202I'm still here..
>>538450447stop posting this artist it makes me upset
>>538451136understandable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAwZVaUQAyw&ab_channel=Aoba
>>538451235Mexican uma meme page, they are deranged.
>>538451107The F2Ps and casuals are the loudest and most annoying in every gacha thread ever that constantly have to announce themselves and brag about being F2PBTW or how they're casuals that only play/roll with their favorites and deserve getting their dick sucked but most people spend for monthlies and /vg/ has a fair few whales too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8cywYseRh8
>>538450989im f2p but i spent like 30 dollars on the account and daily packs
>>538451235nta thats a curi (spanish meme community surrounding literal photo reference art tracing for humorous content)
>>538451417Is this the fabled south east asian villager with a lisp and temu microphone?
Suzuka my beloved.
Tachyon looks like such a dumbass racing with that oversized coat
>>538451505WOW DECK??
>>538450297Glowing harder than a yellow cake enrichment facility
>>538449618just sent mine bro hope I don't get indians in my inbox
>>538451417Grok, sum this video up in a few short talking points because I'm not watching 10 minutes of this.
>>538451505bwo that stamina...
>>538451616Gemini Cup Timing: The Gemini Cup starts soon after the Taurus Cup, highlighting the global server’s accelerated schedule compared to the Japanese server’s one-month gap.Accelerated Schedule Issues: The tight schedule (2 weeks vs. 4 weeks) increases pressure to prepare for Champions Meetings, with no extra carats to compensate for less prep time.Carat Scarcity: Limited carat income makes Champions Meetings highly competitive, pushing players to focus on meta strategies over favorites.Daily Borrows Limitation: Only three daily borrows restrict training attempts (42 runs in 2 weeks), making it hard to build competitive Uma, unlike the Korean server’s five borrows.Clairvoyance Curse: Knowing future events (tracks, banners) helps planning but adds stress to constantly prepare for the next meta, reducing fun.Game Enjoyment: Despite flaws, the game’s characters, stories, and other content (anime, merch) remain enjoyable beyond PvP.
>>538451505so this... is the power of gutsmaxxing
>>538450267How bricked are we talking? These stats don't seem too out of the ordinary?
>>538451336using tamatummy as a bongo
>>538451805Ok, I'll play her career
>>538451505
HARIKKITE IKOOOO!!!!
>>538451579Haven't changed my deck. Scroll up to the vodka post.
>>538451825Sorry im too CMpilled, totally great for everything else.
Are you having fun, anons?
>>538451616The video discusses the problems with the Champions Meeting in Uma Musume, particularly on the global server due to its accelerated schedule.Here's a breakdown of the key issues:Accelerated Schedule and Pressure (0:33): The global server has Champions Meetings every two weeks, unlike the Japanese server's monthly schedule, leading to increased pressure to prepare. This also means less time between banners and events, but no equivalent increase in carrots for compensation (1:11).Increased Competitiveness and Stress (1:30): Due to the scarcity of carrots, players are incentivized to become "super sweaty" and follow the meta to win, rather than training their favorite Umas. This also leads to unnecessary stress around timing lobbies to avoid strong opponents (2:04).Quality of Life Issues in Races (2:43): The video mentions issues like not receiving titles for second and third place in Taurus Cup finals (though this was fixed for Gemini Cup) and the frustration of random bad moods affecting Uma's performance in rounds one and two (2:46).Limited Daily Borrows (3:51): Players only get three daily borrows, which is a significant limitation for training competitive Umas, especially for new players who might not have perfect parents for breeding (3:59). This limits the number of "real attempts" players get to make a good Uma (5:04).The Curse of Clairvoyance (5:50): While knowing future banners and Champion Meeting tracks allows for planning and saving carrots, it also fosters a "copy-paste meta" where players feel pressured to prepare immediately for the next meeting (6:18). It can also lead to players developing negative associations with certain popular Umas (7:09).Despite these problems, the speaker emphasizes that they still love the game for its characters, stories, and events (8:04). They encourage viewers to look beyond PvP and Champions Meeting, highlighting other enjoyable aspects of the game and the IP, such as the anime, songs, and merchandise
do not the umas
>>538451107I'm sorry bwo... I bought a monthly pack... I have failed my poorfag brethren...
>>538451825Anything that isn't 1200/1000 is a brick in this general, and anon isn't hitting those numbers if he's only at 800/1000 with 3 turns left
>>538451805sex>>538451505>another HUGE GUTS chad/uma/ is healing
>>538450573Can I marry your brother?
it's kinda crazy that nobody finds Oguri Plap attractive because haha fatty fat eat food
supeshiaru wiiku my beloved
>>538451805I want more pictures like this only with way thiccer legs.
uh oh
>>538451417didn't watch but I'm gonna sum it for the threadCM bad because I keep trying to reach min-maxed stats because SEA youtubers told me so and I'm gonna hang myself if I don't get the 1500 gems reward for winning A finalno need to thank me
>>538452027The 3* stamina uma I got has shit pinks & whites despite winning 14 G1's & getting groundwork + straightaway accel so I'm a little upset
>>538452236I don't find her attractive because she's so retarded it would feel like a crime.
>>538452272its called "THICKER", you retarded mongoloid. what you're trying to say only works when used as "thicc", the original meaning. stop talking, seafaggot
>>538452027I will have fun once I max stam and speed and have decent strength and good enough wit to proc my abilities.
>>538452236She's just incredibly boring>muh race>muh foodliterally nothing else going for her, personality of wet cardboard
>>538452027Yes, my friends all quit and I nuked our club
>>538451805YES
HOW THE FUCK CAN MAYA LOSE URA FINALS THREE TIMES IN A ROW WITH 1k SPD/STAM FUCK THIS GAME
>>538452027i want grass to rape me
>>538452236I find her attractive and not because of her looks, but her personality as a wholeFags can't see beyond the food and dork meta memes, but she is actually very caring, showing it always when she races, always thinking about her mother, her hometown people and fans
La rais....
>>538452476I think I remember you from month 1, or you're one of many, who knows. some dude that couldn't join an /uma/ club due to his friend club, bricking himself.
>>538452547It looks like your guts was low anon. Maybe you should try training it?
>>538452476Holy shit that's a lewd image
>>538452662FUGG, PIGGLES :DDDDDD
>>538452027I'll have fun when cm2 is over and I've lost again.
>>538450783I want to kick out the inactives but doing too much at one will tank the ranking, won't it? Is just doing a couple at a time and when those spots fill up kick another couple a good idea?
>>538452087NTA but I thought cm wanted 1200 stam not 1000?
>>538451976You were able to get 1100 SPD without any SPD cards?
>>538452606It only happened last week for me and it feels pretty good
i want to fuck oguri's mom
>>538452027800 carats away from spark territory, and I have 15k event points left to get everything in the list, I'm pretty satisfied.
>>538452945Same, but her mother figure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcyHjT-miKU
>>538452937Our boy is finally free. Good for you!
>>538452901Yes. If 3 guts cards land on speed then just train speed. Its still +20 or +30. If all guts cards land on speed its +45.
Why bother releasing so many support cards when all but maybe 10 of them are abysmal dogshit
there's not enough fanart of umas with big toned/muscular thighs
Winning ticket paizuriPaizuri ticket
i swear to fucking god that training a debuffer is harder than an ace, GIVE ME MY FUCKING DEBUFF HINTS ALREADY!
Gave up on this cmMain goal is getting that one singular win for finals I dont give a fuck anymore
>>538453318there can only be good cards if there's bad cards
Do you think even more torenas will quit because the next CM?
>>538452901One good thing about guts cards is if they have good training effectiveness and especially if they have no/low specialty priority. So if they don't go to guts, stack on speed and have something like15% or 20% training effectiveness, you get some big numbers.
>>538453527CM always causes vent posts before, during and after
>>538453527yesCygames games are always the maximum filter gachas in story. It happened wtih GBF, it happened with Dragalia, it happened with Priconne and it will happen to Uma.
Was it always like this or am I going crazy?
>>538452027done with cm2, so yes
>>538453318If all cards are good, none of them are good, etc.
Post your CM2 teams
>>538452027not really
why was Opera O a thing in Seiun's last goal
>>538453707Refer to my month old post from the previous CM
>>538453659why nighand
>>538449618>Google login requiredFaggot.
>>538453707WIP
>>538449618>log in neededNOT THIS TIME MR FBI!
>>538452734Where's Special Weel?
>>538451090>cookie clicker
>>538453707Its so fucking over for me
>>538453318Spook filler
>>538454019yes, and?
>>538449618>It's time to get sent to EpSatano Island.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE SLEEVE
>>538454123They're pregnant
>>538454208
>>538454274NYOOOOOOOOO!
>>538454123those are donuts
>>538446835How often do you even get the same person?>>538446841About time they let me get some some boots for my new autism project.
>>538453318You grab the air shakur, turn it into cleats and then you grab the tickets for the next pull.Some SEAdachi will bang on your window while screaming about your TT score multiplier and bricked account but he'll eventually get tired and go dumpster diving for food
>>538454410You need MLB to cleat no?
>>538454383if there's one guy in particular I want to race it can take like 5-10 mins of refreshing
>>538446835>ran into the same witmaxxer I beat last week to get my Class 6 RetentionI should probably do this too
>>538438303You give her a bunch of mid-race abilities that allow her to take and keep 1st (Professor of Curvature, Tail Held High, Smart Falcon unique, etc), build for Power and Wit, and beat the other Front Runners to 1st place in the final corner. They miss the chance to proc Seiun ult and you rely on your backline Umas or Pace Chasers to close the race out.You can also give Bakushin Seiun's ult on top of that to be a troll.
>>538454381
>>538454474No, just the first 0LB card.
>hop into random CM room>see this gold shipwhat the actual fuck
>>538453707hope i can win again
https://youtu.be/1kMWn5iGOVc?si=K2XEOEFDF2uW-lziOfficial thread song in case you didn't know.
>>538452027After I won the first CM and I realized the accelerated schedule was going to continue into the future I lost practically all interest in the game. Sleazy games that don't give good rewards, on top of accelerating schedules, making things harder for newer people to join or for people to manage their time in game. Just a huge turn off at this point. I enjoy the game, and the concept. Just not the company or the monetization scheme.
>>538454578Weird. I couldn't cleat anything that wasn't MLB already
I think Vodka and Scarlet should be competing in bed to see who fucks their then-trainer husband betterI am Vodka's husband
>nice nature hot springs>wants a "floppy trophy" from torena-san>OH ITS ACTUALLY A DRAWING FROM A NOTEPAD AND PENCIL>NOT A PENISright
>blocked by jobber uma>blocked by taishin>blocked by eishin flashrequesting 'teio zoomed in stare.jpg'
>>538454274It's over....
>>538454646There's a checkbox at the bottom and if you're trying to cleat SSRs the game throws another prompt your way
>>538454598
>>538454598I hate goldship so much it's unreal
>>538454598Does she also have spurt? Kek
>>538454575
>>538439289Save the rest for someone you like or Summer Sex Hag
>needing wins for retentiondo witlets really?
>>538454561that's karaage and yakisoba...
>>538454598>no. 2 favwho the fuck was number 1
>>538454652You should be ashamed for wanting to cheat on vodka
>>538454598THAR SHE BLOWS
>>538454757post your 5 loss 500k score
>>538452027Getting fucked on sparks and not having any good parents on my own really makes me want to kill myself + limited by not having full mlb cards, otherwise i like the game
>>538454767
she is soFUCKINGCUTEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
>>538454598post deck
>quoting the wrong postwitlets everyone
>>538448863She 100 years old in horse years bwo
>>538452027I only have 3k crystals and I'm afraid I won't have enough for Fantasy Grass + Eishin + Halloween Creek
>>538454737>>538454804>>538454962no.1 fav was the same persons pasa
>>538454951so that's why she started to hate them...
golshi gamegolshi franchise golshi world golshi universe
>>538455048>that deckThis guy luckshitted so hard
>>538455048truly sekai saikyo
>>538455048of course it's a whale kek
Tazuna is so cute
>>538454898ignore teio overperformingwasted three carrot juices on this
I hate this horsei want her to die
I'M NOT TRAINING MORE GOLSHISFUCK YOU
>>538455048SQUEAL PIGGU SQUEAL
>>538455169nope more carrot juice
>be black >hate brownswhy is Special Week like this
>>538455048why whales always pick the worst skills known to man wtf
>>538455121>>538455130>>538455139>>538455318The gold ship won btw
>>538455048>Turf:S, Mile:SI can't wait to see Golshi's with Sprint: S when that CM starts to roll around.
>>538455224DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>538453527Yes, there's too many people that dodged getting their egos hurt in cm1.
>>538455397No need for game knowledge if you just throw money at the problem
>>538454598Mile?
>>538455405WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL, this is why you bring debuffers
>>538455263You vill pray zhee GordShi >>538455405
>>538454957This made me want to roll for her
>fuji kiseki's racing fitNice, she looks very das- BOOBS????
Man, I am so horny, I could fuck a horse
>>5384554051k power in cm2 is a hell of a drug
>>538454991I know, she's an adorable cranky old lady.
>>538455625Would you let a horse fuck you?
>>538455606They are nice, yes.
>>538454991Is Dober a cranky old bitch? She’s even older.
>>538455756She’s so damn sexy
>>538455756GENTILDONNA?!?!?! OVA HERE!!!
>>538455763Looks custom built for paizuri
>>538455606
>every banner is $200>not enough carats thanks to accelerated schedule>cm every 3 weeks>no extra borrowsnot looking good bros
>>538455606Fuji's 2 mt Fujis
She actually says this?
>>538455986Roll for who you like (and meta) Not useless garbage
>>538455421I will be bringing Gold Ship to the mile, sprint, and even dirt CMs because the plebs will need to be frequently reminded who this franchise belongs to
>Play Seiun Sky's career>An good story about Seiun surpassing her physical limitations with cunning and smarts, but also about confronting her fears when she feels she can no longer rely on her tricks to surpass her rivals>King Halo also has a nice mini arc where she's driven to beat Sei in the classics but ultimately learns to find her own path from Sei's words>Meanwhile Special Week throughout the entire thing is literally just "I lost but I'll win next time"It's crazy how Spe is incapable of being a decent character no matter the context
>>538455986How many carats would offset the loss we get from accelerated schedule?Im sure someone is autistic enough to crunch the numbers on this.
I l<3ve my wife NTR!
lewd
>>538455539Needs brat correction
I don't get the Dia marriage jokes, is it referenced in her career or story?
>>538455986Every banner is $400
>>538453707All attempts at making a second Ace has failed horribly so this is my last resort
>>538456412Yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRlnbD3mg4
>>538456459>medium SNigga is this your taurus team?
>>538455368i give up, your challenge has bested mebut i did accidentally get a high score so it wasn't all for nothinig
>>538456459you might need more stam on nice nature to not die before the last leg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzH5JNe6YFg&ab_channel=FinfranI haven't laughed so hard at something so retarded in a while.
Is it me or does Haru's 3 star suit give her a bulge?
>>538456179She is the mary sue trope, so the other umas stand out
>>538456459>Murmur>Trick (front) on someone that has 300 stamina
>>538456578Stop trying to lewd your daughter
138 rolls, no SeiunQuick, how do I make 9300 by 18th without swiping?
>>538456179Special Week's personality is letting torena have his way with her after every race, win or lose
She was literally made to be my wife.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xN188e6eVAg
>>538455048>>538454598>this gold shit isn't even max potential for go home specialistwhat the actual fuck? No matter how threatening it seems, 1020 stam with 8.5% heals is extremely killable. She has a max hp of 4044 and with all 3 heals proccing she finishes the between 40 and -10 HP. There are 330m of downhill to factor for but really 4% hp drain from 2 debuffers with subdued and flustered end and that goldship is actually dead in the water despite it's high stats.Retard wanted high power because he can't grind spurt. he got it, but at too high a cost.
Tachyon would unironically say Bazinga
>>538456183At least a ten roll every week
>>538456179Did we play the same spe?In my game she >gives her self hot topic>gives herself fast learner>teaches herself homestretch haste>does nothing but win effortlesslyOh yeah and her mom is a corpse, or something, but whatever.
>>538456739>Quick, how do I make 9300 by 18th without swiping?I need you to be brave for this one, little F2Pchad.you're ngmiSwipe then do daily rolls
Are they releasing more support cards that are bought with friend points or am I free to just dump them now after getting Urara
HOLY FUARKMaaakweeen hits all the tones right, she is has an incredible voice for this song wtf
>>538456849It's mile
>>538456768Reminder that Special Chud loved humans, her soul is ingrained for Ningen
>>538456798Does this mean that Mejiro LIKES TO WATCH?
>>538455723>that fucking imagegood fucking christ what a sickening reference to make>latinx shitexplains a fucking lot
5/6 agemasen today
>>538456543i just realized I replied to the wrong post somehow when challenging anon to 500k 5 losses. Should have been this one >>538454761 But maybe you're the correct anon anyway because I don't think some random other anon would've bothered
FRIENDSHIP TRAINING WITH KING HALO>KING HALOKING HALO>KING HALOKING HALO>KING HALOKING HALO>KING HALOKING HALO
Look at this retard, lol
>>538456943You're correct, but something tells me he didn't build that goldship for mile and it just ended up that way, or he'd have 500 lower stamina and have those points dispersed somewhere else.
>>538456578>>538456647she had a fat bulge in s1 of the anime...
>>538456994No, you illiterate; read it again.She likes to be watched.
>>538456939Ok, Teio
Trainees should learn to share one trainer
>>538457127>long G
>>538457137>that>a FAT bulge>or a bulge periodyou faggots see what you want to see
>>538456939anon...........
>>538457146Teio would never say this
>>538456537No that's a different one that I gave the Consistent title to for differentiating. Here's another Golshi I made for CM2 but the speed is too low>>538456626Reusing the Nice Nature from my Taurus team and the Urara despite having 300 in stamina and guts actually properly frontruns for 75% of the track which isn't part of the plan, she's supposed to die and squeeze the gap between any normal pace/fronts closer to the my Golshi
>>538457198
>>538457198Wild horses congregate around harems so I don't know why umas wouldn't
>>538457137PUFFYyou just know she has a big pink bush too
>>538439774Ass Wonder will kill you and bury you in the mountains if you piss her off. They'll never find the body.
>>538439845Nice desu ne>>538440257GolShi I believe
>>538457198>>538457367>>538457372no titsno assno hipsRemind me why people find Manhattan Cafe sexy
>>538457127Shit man, this Arima Kinen is fucked. I just saw an uma clap her hands together and say "Mystifying Murmur", or some similar shit. And everyone around her became Rushed, ran out of stamina and became glue. The camera didn´t even go onto her, that´s how common shit like this is. My ass is proccing "Super-Duper Stoked" and lvl 1 "Extra Tank". I think I just heard "Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might" two positions over. I gotta get the fuck outta here!
>>538456140The demon of Babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous
>>538457568not everything is about sex anon
>>538456939Bro got the wrong singer, but McQueen is an amazing singer anyway and has the most underrated song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bOpBXuk2oE&ab_channel=RayYenS
>>538457568If you don't find long black hair, pale skin and a soothing voice attractive, I might think you are gay
>>538457712however cafe definitely is
>>538457080>because I don't think some random other anon would've botheredyou thought wrong, i was just bored and didn't know what parent to work on
>>53845614099% of the time you'll be the only end closer in the lobby, so you can abuse Maverick for 40-60 extra speed while everyone else brings lone wolf and gets negated by each other.
post your ace for gemini
Tokai Teio is the worst singer.
>>538456545false
>>538457835no, it's a secret
>>538457862*lifts u above my head and snaps ur in half*
>>538457820
Nakayama Festa
>>538457568Style and aesthetic.
>>538457210I want Narita Topro to look at my long G like that
>>538457862I like Machico's squeaktoy voice
>>538457862Jungle Bucket is worse imo. Really trying hard to sound manly
>>538454221no they're just fat
>>538438134Gave the anime a shot from season 1 and i'm gonna be honest here, it's kind of ass so far.IDK if it's the animation or special week being indistinguishable among any other cardboard seasonal anime MC, but i'm just not seeing the hype.Are later seasons better?
i think teio SUCKS
>>538457862
I really love the way Daiwa's twintails flop around in the wind. I swear this game has airflow physics because sometimes I see them fall into spirals behind her.
>>538457835
>>538457998They say S2 is better, and the recent one with Oguri fat got anime of the season, I watched the Tachyon movie, its pretty good, looks like they got better at it.
>>538456939Are you sure Mcqueen even has voicelines for that song?A lot of umas don't have voicelines for particular songs. For example, the only Uma I have that can sing Unlimited Impact (The one after Dirt Race G1s) is Urara. Umapyoi is the only one that every seiyuu has to sing.
>>538457990That's a pregnant woman
>>538456513Would wife.
>>538457998If you like Teio is S1, she is good in S2. But if you find her annoying, it won't change your mind.S3 is boring but salvageable because of Nice Nature
>>538458120kek
>>538457881your all seeing eyes wont hit though
>>538457998watch it and form your own opinion instead of asking us to give you an opinion to parrotfaggot
>>538457568Wat.
What does the game do behind the scenes that makes End so much better than Late?
>>538457998S1 is only good when suzuka is on screen
>cingray>oguri meets tazuna >says tazuna feels weird?idgi
>>538457568because people have taste unlike subhuman retards like you that can only be attracted to something if it's morbidly obese
>>538457998just watch the movies and the last season
>>538458209
>>538458197how much stam then?
>>538458243Giving off chud vibes and scaring the hoes (respectfully)
>>538458243Say no more.
>>538458209brehs...
>>538458358check in practice runs if your eyes will hit on the last leg otherwise its 800-1000 stam
Nigga, if you wanted us to post more Cafe, you could have just said so.
>>538457998I loved S1 when it was airing but the following seasons are so good that it's kind of shit in comparison. Even S3 "the bad season" is so much better than Special Week's lesbo adventure.And S2 gets so good once it hits episode 5 you will probably get hooked so keep watching.Special mention to Nice Nature who has a nice presence in S2 and becomes Kitasan's mentor in S3, she's so cute.
Ogurin, what the fuck?It's senior year. You had 1000 speed, literally just run past them.How was it that the one time she lost this run that it was a catastrophic failure?
what did they mean by this
>>538458243I wouldn't worry about it
I'm tired, bros. This will have to do.
How long do I have to wait for she?
>>538458492IF YOU ARE BROCKEDYOU ARE BROCKED
>>538458540>Renaissance men coming to town?>Are we running out of Helium?Is this Torena Charlie?
>>538458492Uma musume is a luck game (and everyone but (you) has it in spades)
>>538458560gemini means twins too kek
>>538458238On paper they arent much different, end has access to consistent acceleration in cm2 while late has to resort to gambling.
>>538458540I have that phoneI fucking hate how so many smartphones have that stupid hole punchForces a weird black bar in so many of my game screenshots.
how the fuck is urara in tracen dudeshe needs to be monitored at all costs or she might get kidnapped she is honest to god retarded without a single thought in her nogginhow was she able to live this long?
>>538458540why is mcqueen like this? this is like a gf checking her bf phone
You've gol your last shi
>>538458746on your left is great though
>>538458592Too long. Way too long.
>>538458209>le off model fan art>looks shes totally sexy!!!great now post official art
>>538457998If the animation is what's getting you down, Cinderella Gray's animation is much better since it's Cygames's in house studio that they've pumped full of gacha money. It also did the Road to the Top 4 episode series and Beginning of a New Era movie. I was spoiled by Cinderella Gray's animation since it was the first Umamusume series I watched and it was when I was still getting into the game. It made S1-3 kind of hard to get through, but luckily I was more into the characters when I started watching those seasons.
>>538458848
>>538458709dororara
>>538458356>>538458371I think she's pretty cool to be honest.
>>538457998Season 2 gets significantly better and is worth watching. Don't bother with Season 3 if you don't even like S1 desu.Watch Cinderella Grey and the movies after if you end up liking S2.
>>538458810Your trainee is your gf/fiance/wife
>>538458803It's anime Japan.Legitimately the worst thing to worry about in that universe is a runaway Mambo, a sports injury or a black cat showing up to steal a trinket/ticket/ID/voucher I fucking hate that cat
>>538457712>>538457773>>538457958>>538458209>>538458356>>538458371>>538458848>>538458920>>538458292>>538458957I want to fuck a woman with curves, not a fucking flat board.
Seiun sky is a meme, I can't believe this one lost to a 900 speed, 10k rank gold ship in a CM lobby.I want my 30 rolls back
>>538458935we're playing mahjong now?
>>538458540look at her tail go!
>>538447714Lotta stumbling in the dark. People answering honestly instead of the schizo shit because of a more tightly-knit community.
>>538459030>no groundwork>only one gold recoveryTrainer wit issue
>>538458846Humans can't beat umas, what is she talking about?
>>538458803who would want to kidnap this dumb, unattractive horse who can't even run?
>>538458671Well, probably sure enough My momma always said that if I didn't have bad luck that I'd have no luck at all.
>>538458995I can't fix your eyes. Enjoy what you like tho.
RANDING PISSU~~
>>538459104I would let Urara milk my dick dry every night
>>538458821Yes but locked to a guts card for another 2 months.
>>538458819based>>538458769while this is sadly a real issue, it's purely a software one, so blame google and apple for this bullshit. there is ZERO reason to sabotage screenshots by adding the stupid punch outs that exist purely in hardware, unrelated to the game, which is 99% still going to render the frames behind that dark spot.betting my ass that this whole bullshit only exists for branding purposes, something apple might've started and google quickly adapted to not fall behind.
>>538459104Not that UraraThis Urara, on the other hand
I want to fuck a fucking flat board
>>538459030>No right handed + seasonal runner or playtime's over>No second frontrunner to push each other off towards the atmosphere
>>538458995>"remind me why">gets reminded>gets mad
>>538459074Groundwork is a meme, it's not that strong
>>538459030...You do know the entire point of her making metafags foam at the mouth is her ult as a legacy for frontrunners right?Hell the uma's that Seiun's ult makes truly OP in CM aren't even out yet, so she's just mediocre right now.
>>538459373you're too retarded to use front runners, it's ok
Since uma musumes are infinitely stronger than humans, why does Gentildonna get off at the idea of her trainer being strong?
is manhattan cafe reddit, if so why
>>538459302Actual there was a another front ace but Goldshis still catch up..>>538459341>playtime's overNot very point efficient compared to the rest
What about this Ura Musume?
Imagine fucking a weightless uma
jfc That was scary!
Would you?
>>538458080I’ll fuck her in the ass
>>538459492it feels more rewarding to overpower a strong person than a weak person
>got SS speed>turf A long S pace S my favorite aptitude spread>got all the skill hints i was hoping for>>>>creek, spe, kita, and seiun>>>>all 4 of them didn't complete their event chains>>>>stamina only 800don't even care about kita or seiun ofc but that not a single card finished its chainGetting stamina and heals is so fucking hard. It feels like I can never get more than 1 stat in the gold, and if I do then the other 3 are so low that the uma is unusable.
>>538459030Yeah, she's a meme. Good thing we learned this for CM2. Now I recommend that everyone not waste their time using her in any build for CM3.
>>538459630Why wouldn’t I?
>>538459341Heh
>>538459630I would mating press her until my balls were empty.
>>538459630Who's going to stop me?
>>538457998I think it's all gotten better as it went along. I thought the OAV and first movie were meh, but liked season 3. Season 1 def just boring though. I assume they felt obligated to tell that kind of story, especially around Spe, but the other movies/seasons focus on more tragic characters
>>538459630careful, she's a succubus
I'm going to rape Dia.
>>538459630>this Uma approaches your torenaWhat do you do?
>>538451107I'm F2P and didn't want to do the poll
>>538459503gonna explode between her legs
>>538459630this bitch will literally suck your semen AND your soul from your body
what happened to the /uma/ guild that was stealing all 100M+ fan anons?i dont see them in top 100
Nice Nature, Ace
>>538453707Yes, I'm going into Weenie Hut Jr. Yes, I was doing some autism math but these were before I found out about the "1000 stamina, limit yourself to fewer than 5 ability" strat for something more optimal for this track. However...I don't want to grind anymore and these builds were funny to me since I lucked out with Long S on all of them, Golshi and Tachyon getting Turf S was an amusing bonus.Probably won't win finals by people who know how to properly minmax, but this was for fun since my cards are awful and wouldn't reach stats I'm seeing for Graded.
>>538460068they're grub retards
>>538460068guild wars break
>>538460068Grubtards aren't loyal
Another one for the heap. Maybe sparks can save her.
>>538459630I love her in every universe
>>538459225this is a very cute air groove crop
>>538451743the world is strong...
>>538460068Dunno if you're referring to this one, but it's a pretty good mix of semi-competitive and comfy here.
>>538459225>>538460250
Damn Seiun Sky is a slut. 900 in one day?!
CAM ON INGOLSHILAND SCORE SOME FACKING STATS
BIWA YOU FAT HEADED CUNT YOU AREN'T EVEN IN MY DECK
>>538460250air groove smiling and being happy is so uncanny
>>538460223LMFAONOTHING EVER HAPPENS AAAAÀAAAAAAA
>still trying to train my acestatus report
is bride air groove good in cm3
>>538460223why are you still parent farming
>>538460460still trying to train my ace
I've been getting nothing but wit and guts sparks for the past week
>>538452027Yeah. Trying to make things work for CM2 under the accelerated schedule keeps me from getting lazy or burning out trying to be hyper autistic making parents, grandparents, and aces. I also just like the horses a lot.
>now that we all have Seiun Sky
>>538460460not training any aces because i don't give a flying fuck about cm
>>538460234Anyone have that chart showing every uma and what idolmaster idol has the same VA as them?
>>538459264please stop posting chubby urara i hate it!
>>538460460None of them have reached 1000+ stats...
>>538460223i found it too difficult to reach the required stamina on a chaser that doesn't have stamina growththat left me with only Maya and Rudolf to choose fromi wanted to train daiwa herself but she simply can't reach the stamina required for me unless she runs 4 stam cards and that's not really a good idea
>>538460460read the post above yours for my status update.
>>538460068they are sub 100 top now lol
>>538459630I don't consort with demons
>Make sure you train a Taishin ace they said>She's sooooo meta they said
>>538460068>>538460117>>538460274I always wonder how the anon that left the /vg/ club to go join the grub club feels
It's literally goldship vs goldship race, none of the other umas stand a chance. Even Daiwa triggering her ultimate skill at the right moment loses to Golshi spurt
>1900 prize tokenssuffering from success
>>538460527Since release
anyone NOT using goldshit?
>>538460724Standing paizuri...
>>538460895>the only end closer available atm>long race with ridiculous stam reqs>people want to use the strat that conserved the most staminaGee I wonder why
>>538460895>NOT using goldshiI learned my lesson in the Taurus Cup...
Parent farming will be the end of me
>>538461005>>538461005>>538461005
>>538460895I was hoping not to. But when 900 Speed 1000 Stam Gold ships were utterly trouncing my 1100 / 1100 Pace runners by like 5 lengths I had to go with it.
>>538461024Still wrong number
>>538460895It's a goldshi track
>>538461076then fix it next time instead of complaining lol
>>538460724Short
>>538460895i'm using her and taishin
>>538460895I'm running the pace + 2 front runners roulette and seeing how far it takes me.
>>538460579Every day until you li- wait wrong umaUhGet fed, idiot
>>538460895>>538454607
>>538461158But some retard would still make it before reaching image limit or page 9
>>538445285You could say a run like that takes a lot of guts
>>538461007Same...
>>538460234Is she a slut too?
>>538460541A long relaxing dip in her pussy is definitely what my cock needs
>>538454598>CM3 room Mile GolshiThis is what true oshibuilding looks like
>>538460274that's not the grub club
>>538460895I'm bringing a full roster of front runners
>>538457131How would someone end up with an S in Mile on Gold Ship if they were training for Longs?