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>>538468619DORK
Koharu but she is written like a Hazbin Hotel character
smegin
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
Pina = forced engagement
She'll bewitch you, be careful
What are they plotting?
>>538468939Forced? I'd engage for free
>>538468817She would say a bad word than immediately commit Sudoku since lewd = death penalty.
>>538468817now says "ecchi fucking dame!"no other changes
Harukabros won
You should goon to Mari
/bag/ should take the Noa pill
>>538469004I want to date a Pina.
>>538468928big...
>>538468969Introducing more samefaces to BA
Is it just me or is Mika hot in this picture
>>538469156MEATY
bing
>>538468969Rape session
>>538469150Having done Pina's momo recently, I think she's really cute. I shouldn't have ignore her momo for so long
Praybing shesidebing saybing
>>538468657>Can we see dialogue fixed, localization undone and text made more inline with the original text, nicknames fixed, and character laughs slowly fixed>"Sorry best we can do is move periods around randomly and change italics on text for some reason"
Starting a family with Iroha
>>538469243CLAWS
shizuko asmrmitcher asmrpiner asmr
>>538468969Costume swapping to catch sensei off-guard
jiiiii
I can't help binging... I can't help myself, let met release... BINGok carry on
>>538469418>Cosplaying a whore
what's a bing
>>538463836I can't join even though I followed all the instructions... It's just stuck on the joining screen with no progress made on either progress bar.
No matter how much money PinaSchizo (singular) spends on commissioning GookPina he will NEVER convince me that Pina is organically popular
My Lovely StudentWife Noa
this thread is too much for me, i have to jerk off way more than usual after browsing here
> Organic[-]This isn't the bloody butcher market
>>538469689Was that ever his intent? Seemed pretty transparent about it being a personal endeavor
>>538468619YOUR PHONE IS LINGING
>>538469689can you hurry up and keep commissioning your anti tirade (for cash) so we can get another good event?
>>538469798is that a bad thing??
Iori is a crackshot, but is she good enough to beat the Mad Minute record?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRZZcNCTFyQ
I keep getting friend requests by people with just "Hello" in their bio. Anyone else have this issue?
>>538469648Does it say 1 second or just the three dots? Either way, cancel and try again.
>>538469497i noticed that
>>538469995they are newfriends, please understand
Why is this not a playable alt
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1965249765782028365
kayoko gives me extremely good dick sucker vibes
I have jungle fever. Any good recommendations on doujinshi of Karin or Iori?
>>538468657Why "bum bum bum" anyway? They could've at least used the zelda jingle or something
>>538470114Cute mobs
How frail is Himari? Can I realistically overpower her?
>>538470083One was at level 99, the other was at 13.
>>538470191
>>538468969>>538469497I remember when I was first starting out, I read that there was an artist who would swap in or out Noa's halo for Miyako's, I don't remember the details but was that ever true?
>>538469689>assuming he's doing it for (You) to convince (You)lmao
>>538469201I would motorboat her boobies
>>538470000it's just the three dots. I already retried a couple times and I get the same result each time. I've been trying to join for an hour now. I probably fucked something up. Maybe next time.
>Even the CM Arcie hates PinaJust delete her from the game already
>>538470274>level 99
>>538470060Good job, anon.It took the general about a month to notice last time
>>538470191they refuse to translates Arice's "pan paka pan" directly so they always want to find different ways to translate it
I have added all my steam newcuties regular PvP opponents to my friendlist
The Doctor and Sensei swap places for a day
Guy in my pvp bracket is such a turbo chud that refreshes pvp attempts to stay at #1
>>538470603>Modern Day Doctor Wh*Pass.
hello soundpost time?
I need my favorite students to rape me
Speaking of Mari, is there a soundpost for this video? I remember seeing some for other of his videoshttps://youtu.be/_JNPsY8f9pc
>>538469201It’s just you.>>538469570> A whore cosplaying a whore.
>>538468657extra
>>538470298How weird is it to have a crush on Mika? I wonder how many people worldwide have fapped to her or had romantic feelings for her
>>538469995that's the default greeting
>>538470686
blessings be with you
>>538470603>another guy fucks your students for a daynah
I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.
>>538470603>get to fuck another guy’s operators for a daysmash.
>>538470286Not sure about an artist doing it, but there was a devilishly handsome and sharp-witted anon that shooped images and posted them here as a prank>>538470359
Do I roll for DAru or save for Hikari?
how long is the maintenance?! i need to see my wife
>>538471068I hace the same question
>>538469309We told you bro
>>538470923Current Doctor is a gay nigger so your students would be safe lol
>>538470320proof?
>>538471019Oh, that must have been what I meant
>>538471089I could see them...
>>538470359>last timeit's been a whilewhen was it? last year?
>>538471313I watched a few minutes of her rolling in the pray ball stream and she kept getting annoyed and joking because of the amount of Pinas she was rolling. She eventually pulled one of the rateups with a single roll.
How do i spread depression, doom and gloom to my fellow /bag/gots?
https://magma.com/d/ck2DoIxzOrhttps://magma.com/d/ck2DoIxzOrhttps://magma.com/d/ck2DoIxzOrThe current aggie is up, the theme this time is sportwearCome and draw your students since you can't play now
>>538471068>>538471146You can selector D.Aru for $20 the next fest, and then save yourself the RNG agony of rolling for her. Are you true blue freebie all day or is there a fault cracking up?
hey
>>538470359That's because no one cares about the halos. If they see this image, they know it's Miyako and your little prank doesn't meant they're wrong.
I'm back to /bag/ after 2 weeks, what did I miss
I want to sniff and lick hasumi's pubes
>>538471571What is an aggie
>>538471672>he missed the halo check
Saosao...running!
>>538471774Same
>>538469081SINFUL
>>538470864https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive5https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive5https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive5
>>538471695Sex momotalks announced, it only requires bond 100
>>538471902saosao running to my heart
>>538471846Online app for multiple anons to draw in the same canvasWe have one every global maint
>>538471465April of last year, according to the metadata.I did briefly consider doing it again with the shupos, only to find that half their art at the time already got their halos wrong.
How do we fix the evil incarnate that is Ibuki?
Rei has now gone through global without getting a solo doujin. She will be added to the club. Current members>Tomoe>Cherino>Kaho>Mina>ReiWho has a chance to graduate from the club next by getting a solo doujin?
/bag/, rate the illustration that won first place in the 1st Blue Archive Steam Fan Art Contest. You can check out the runner-ups here: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3218&thread=3130981
>>538471294>*zaps your students in order to bring about an all-male Kivotos*
>>538470823Haha yeah...
>>538472207They have different halos?
>>538472302this shit got mad aura fr
>>538471695You will NOT believe this shit
>>538472302Reijocoin is RISING
>>538472276Mine doesn't have a doujinshi? Grim
>>538471695
>>538471695The nihahack
my weakness, slightly pudgy and fat fucking tits
>>538472302cool
>>538471695>he didn’t get to smell all of his students in one room
>>538472481She's the least popular character from her school. Pretty sure there's more images of her fucking Reijo than fucking Sensei
>>538472481She does, I've translated it
>>538472380The 'filled' arrow points in different directions for each of them. Different tails, too
>>538472575>Keep yapping
>>538472302Reijo WON.
>>538472302Kakoii, but what happened to Mina's face?
>>538472713need reijo is sit on my face after her martial art practice
Let's talk about this
>>538472678>>538472682Her VA is popular, and she is not a bad character.
>>538472694What the fuck, I never noticed that.
>>538472713need reijo is sit on my face before her martial art practice
>>538472302doggo spotted
>>538472481>>538472682MinA not MinE
>>538472816Can nihaha hack the deca ?
>>538472816>>538472658>>538472537>>538472518KOYUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
hot dog
>>538472713need reijo is sit on my dick while shoving her feet on my face
>>538471523kys
>>538472843Neither did half the artists drawing them :^)
Bros quick name 10 students for me to use as custom characters in an rpg.
It's up btw
>>538473161yeah, my dick when I see Hasumi's pubes
>>538473149PinaHinaMinaMine
>>538473149koyuki x10
are we ok?
>go to blue archive Reddit> its all pornThey gotta add more permanent content to this game man
>>538472894???
>>538473297the blue archive reddit banned anyone who wanted to discuss the game
>>538473267this is why filtering is retarded
The internet is for pornThe internet is for porn
48 hours maintenance please
>>538473341Those covered by Koharu are students who graduated from the club
>>538473267>not hiding stubs
>>538473267what is this mental illness
>>538473423ohhhh, I'm dumb
>>538473350What do you expect when every other thread will be inane shit like "hi I'm a new player are these rolls good??
>>538473267No one is crying about something that wasn't in the thread until they themselves brought it up, so yeah, things are good
>>538473297i briefly posted there before coming here, after like 2 weeks i wasnt even able to post in the help thread because people downvoted my shit randomly
>>538473267>mentally weak people browsing mongolian throat singing weaving basket forumWhat the fuck are you guys doing here?
>>538473425I happen to like stubs, there's a small off chance you reveal one and it's an average quality post
>>538473149MomoiGreen MomoiEl MoiMoidiverElden MoiSexy MomoiThe better Saiba twin才羽モモイMomoi, Word-callerYuzu
post THAT image of momoiyou know the one......
wake me up when its time to roll for sao-sao
>>538473630I don't think the effort is worth it, but you do you
>>538473715IT'S UP YOU'RE MISSING THE HOT PERIOD
>>538473713the sexy one?
fuck the police
roll
Sense, you didn't roll? You don't love baseball? You don't love baseball nerds?
>>538473828Don't let other students know but the Valkyrie mob took my virginity
>>538474137
>>538471954https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive6https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive6https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive6
>>538470962She's so cool
>>538473958how is she so pretty?
>>538474341who are the 12 michiru views
>>538474352I never got to beat him
>>53847442011 are herone is me
I’m buying the kuroko nendo
>>538474420lost souls that dived to deep into kivotostube
>>538474513MORE
>>538474420It was me. I liked, subscribed, rang the notification bell, clicked the hype button, donated to the superchat
uh soundposters?
>>538473630>filters>still reads what he filteredI don't get it
>>538474734
>>538474420Ibuki
Is it up yet?
noamore likeno thanks
>>538470823It's okay to have a crush on Mika, after all she's the student where you actually "fixed her" and became a better person.
>>538474976Seminar will never have a summer event because Yuuka has too many alts...
>>538474812why is she like this?
>>538474734yuh?
>>538475171Yuuka can stay home
>>538475227She wanted it to be perfect for (You)
>>538474351https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive7https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive7https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive7
is there any script i can use to automatically hide hina spoilers??
>>538475267It's not the same
>>538475171VERITAS SUMMER
>>538475307feeta
>>538475392What Hina spoilers? She rocks, carry on
IM IN GO GO GO
>>538475469I accept a consolation prize
>>538474939Artist?
Good morning /bag/
>>538475469I will turn my son into a woman.
>>538475571MOTHERFUCKER
>>538475634but it's night
>>538475469They already have pajama alts
>>538475635too late
>>538473149Pineapple PinaMiyack-O'Kojuki clone no Jutsu100kg AbacusThe Noa boat
any other games yall recommend im kinda bored
I finished Haruna's Cum Regiment and completed taking my 200 count zinc pill bottle. I've been a fucking hose for months now.
>>538476168Void Stranger.
>>538476168Gregtech New Horizon : Manametal edition
>>538476168Aurora 4X
I love Hiyori!
>>538476168Unironically minecraft.
>>538476168https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbExEUnCj8Aorhttps://youtu.be/NANRiWyKWdk?si=uQflivtKXPTZpA4H
>>538475171SEMINAR BUNNIES
>Gehenna eventsomeday
>>538476168Escape from Kivotos
>>538476179Make sure you're getting some copper in your diet if you're doing that.
>>538476440Isn't bombergirl still Jap only?
We're paying full price for Boredomlands 4 and playing it in 2 days for 1 hour and 59 minutes and then refunding.
>>538476168Why aren't you playing Momoi64 with us?
>>538476462That Noa is showing too much skin.
there needs to be a blue archive shootan spin offthey are LITERALLY wasting money by not making it
>>538476476Need another dress event, this time with Iroha.
Anyone down to play third strike or sf6 during maintenance? fightcade or a custom room
>>538476698Be the change you want to see in the world.
>>538476539It depends on what you meanAnyone in the world can play, and there are people from every continent playing. The game is only available in the Japanese language, but there are third-party patches available for translation.
>>538476425steak?
i would unironically like to program some kind of fangame but i cant do art
Kikyou destroys Wakamo using facts and logic
>>538476974sex with child
>>538476767What about MK1?
>>538477054This but I can't code.
What you guys playing right now?
>>538477054bro we live in the era where AI does everything for you
>>538477075i don't have that one... but fightcade is super easy to set up: fightcade.guideit'll auto download the roms and everything
>>538477054What type of game do yoh wanna make?
>>538476767the only fighting game i play is hisoutensoku
>>538477230RJ01464588It has a lot of shortcomings, from poor sound balance to bugs, but the concept is right up my alley.
>>538477070Licking Kikyou's foot while she's distracted
I hate that Nexon eventually runs the numbers and puts us out to pasture. I WANNA PRAY BRUE ARCHVIE
>>538477301AI can do almost everything but in the shittiest way possible
>>538477230I'm studying
>>538477230Cyberfart 2077
>>538470739There is indeed a soundpost for that video. Let's see if catbox hasn't purged the URL
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>>538475365https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive8https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive8https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive8
>>538477809Thank you. She's so cute!
>>538477647what's more worthwhile? learning to draw yourself or training an ai?
>>538475754WAKE THE FUCK UP
would kayoko make fun of my tiny peener?
>>538477943Learning to draw yourself of course
>>538474341>tfw can actually read this nowman. that's a nice feeling. 2 years ago I had ZERO fucking idea what any of this said outside of the funny thumbnails
>>538478043She'll laugh at your music tastes before your cock and you'll probably not getting to the fucking part because of that
>maintenance in progressU fakin bitch I forgot
We must have a good gehenna event that isnt hinawank for once
>>538477943Learning a skill feels good, look at this anon >>538478079
I'm a simple man. If a student likes head pats, I fall in love.
>>538478187You will get a Gehenna event without Hina in it when Gehenna can clean up its own messes without her.So never.
>>538478112:(
>>538477230frankly i dont even know anymore
>maintenanceI never got to do my dailies. How will I do my dailies?
>>538478112What if I’m into that?
>>538478112i like japanese metal though
>>538478187The ninja/Iroha event was one of the best we've ever had. I like Hina too but they should do some focusing on Iroha or Pandemonium in general.>>538478325That happens in Unconcealed Heart actua;=lly.
>>538477943everyone in the industry will be forced to learn how to use AI the same way that everyone was forced to learn photoshop. those that don't, bemoan about "muh artistic integrity", will be left behind like all the luddites that refuse technology throughout historyt. a graphic/video editor
seia is an onahole
need me a gf to have cosplay sex
just gooned to the new kasumi doujini still dont get the appeal of feet
If the turn of the hour finally means the bing is over, thank you
>>538478794I wish women like this existed irl
>>538477943draw first by hand and learn the important fundamentals. the problem most AI prompters have is that they have no eye for the craft, no experience with the actual process, and don't end up realizing how obvious their stuff looks as a result. they don't know what they don't know.draw first to acclimate yourself to the craft. being able to see what those outside are unable to see by going through the process yourself.then you apply your knowledge to AI to the point where no one will be able to tell the difference now that you know how the rules work :^)
>>538477230 Dead Cells
>>538477230rice-sensei...
>>538475774Why is she showing me her pantiesis she trying to seduce me?
PING ME WHEN GAME IS UP
>>538477943learning a new skill is always the most worthwhile and fulfilling thing you can do as a person, you don't understand the value of learning long after you are done with school
>>538479069@EVERYONE IT'S UP
EXTENDED MAINT.FUCK YOU KOYUKI
Which student would call me a retard?
>>538477230
>>538478860they are real but they aren't for losers like us
>>538479164Momoi
>>538479164And a few other names to go along with it.
Goodnight /bag/
>>538479087Sense of accomplishment is underrated.
>>538477893https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive9https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive9https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive9
>going to sleepyou're gonna miss out on the hot period bwi
>>538479434>cheating on God
>>538478932At the end of the day the average consumer can't tell the difference anyway
>>538479443Who the fuck is rolling
Metroidvanias are shit. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT
>extendedwho do I blame?
>>538479492If Sensei really is the Kivotos Jesus all she's doing is properly getting married into the family.
It's... not up. Maintenance was extended, even.
>>538479579Tell that to the Silksong glazers
Koyuki I need more gems
>>538479579>talking shit about Rabi RibiLet's take this outside Noisy Moi.
>>538477230Modding Fallout 4
>>538479687I want a student who's EX skill animation is basically this
just be grateful for extra pyros, brokie
>>538479443I'm NOT rollan
>>538479161I better get 1 billion gems
>extended>only had 1 hour to do everything before bedNOoooooooooo
>>538479579
>>538479579what games do you like so i can shit on them
Which student would step on my balls and call me a loser pervert?
>>538479969Koharu.
>>538479909Metroidvanias.
>>538479909These are GDD tastes. Canonically.
>not on timesoundposting haven
>Extensionmy headpats...
Do you guys gave up on women in real life?
IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPP
>>538480178I’m still in school so not yet
hype? Killed the what
>>538469201Mika is hot in every picture
>>538480178well, if noting else I hope they can put together a sentence
>>538480063>Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Tales of Destiny, Chrono Trigger, The Legend of Heroes, Fire Emblem and their homebrew kusogeFucking boomers.
>>538480178I'm 28 so the answer is obviousI do have ONSs though
What are the hard nodes I should farm along with the event? On my multisweep, I have the following (star count if I have them):Hibiki(3*), oChinatsu, Iori(3*)Aru, Hoshino (3*), HifumiIzuna, Chise(3*), Neru(3*)Haruka(2*), Kayoko, HarunaYuuka(4*), Tsubaki(4*), Serina(3*)Junko(3*), Shiroko, Shuerin
>>538479434https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive10https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive10https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive10
>>538480178>>538480280sars...
>>538480063this is taste for someone who is a cripple
>>538480274this image gives me heartache
>>538480178The hell would I do that for? Anyone who tries to convince you an onahole feels like the real thing is a virgin and a retard.
>>5384801783d women can't possibly compete with Mutsuki.
>>538480178No never, women routinely thing I'm funny as hell I just disappoint them by being a loser
>>538479768literally the only good indie metroonvaniaaside from blasphemous
>>538480178It is what it is.
I'll make a BA metroidvania just to spite youno I won't
>boot up game after maint>still have to download the name fileyou rike?
>>538480178No, they smell nice and are sometimes gentle with me.
>>538480178no but finding a woman with a soul seems unlikely.
I'll do anything for real Airi gf
>>538480653I.. I rike... ;_;
>>538480178I'm not risking getting divorce raped.
>>538480178I need to fuck at least once. Then I’ll decide
>>538480178my goal is to get filthy rich and get a a trophy wife
>>538480756feet.
>>538480653Don't you put that curse on me Arona.
/bag/ is a lonely thread and so am I. we're like kindred spirits
>>538480595>this is her L2Dthey really have to compensate for a certain aspect of her appearance...
>>538479305gn
let's be real if you're playing BA there's 85% chance you ain't ever having kids or family
Roll for 3D women.Don't brick yourselves.
My gf does not like blue archive and thinks im a pedophile for playing itIt is sad because the game is pretty wholesome, it is just the fandom that makes it look weirder than what it should be
>>538480829I don't need your lonely ass, bud
>>538480178At this point I'm just going to wait for Elon to make anime girl robots.
My gf does not like blue archive and thinks im a pedophile for playing itI said 'pedophile? that's a big word for a 6 year old'
>>538480926>gamble on womenDon't do that. Date older women who want to start a family, not women who still don't know what they want out of life.
stop doomposting and apply yourself or pull yourself by a bootstrap or some shit
I look like this.
>>538480927so your gf goes out with people she deems pedos?
>>538480927>My gf does not like blue archive and thinks im a pedophile for playing ityour gf doesn't like you, then
>>538481028Clocknigga can you mind control a girl so i can have a gf?
My gf does not like blue archive but thinks im a stud for playing itIt is sad because the game is pretty lewd, it is just the fandom that makes it look more chad than what it should be
>>538480927>thinks you're a pedophile>hasn't broken up with youDamn, look at this motherfucker bragging about how good he is in bed.
>>538480927I hope you're mostly joking and she otherwise treats you with respect
>>538480829
>>538480905Even if you used a random number, it's still only half the truth. However, Blue Archive is a distraction for lonely people, not a cause.
If I had a million dollars I'd be learning to land a Cessna. That's the sexiest thing in the world
/gf/i/girlfriend/i
>>538481131Reject realism. Embrace romanticism.
>>538480825
>>538480940rude
Natsu milk shot dead at Bronx after getting caught between a gang fight
/chise/ i
there are people out there with 2-3 girlfriends because you didn't step up and chose to play BA instead
>>538481440Is this an onahole
>>538481405
Is the game up yet
>>538481374It is not expensive to obtain a pilot's licence, at least in my country. It costs around five times the price of a car driving licence, plus the rental of a monoplane.
This thread is nuts.
its wont be up anymore
testinserting karin framesubmit
>>538469689
steam download happened so i predict it's up in 3 minutes!
>>538480371https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive11https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive11https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive11
>>538481374It's only like $50k max everywhere to get a PPL
>>538481619CUUUNNNYYY!!! ToT
>>538480927saying this because you really look like a desperate simp clinging to a woman that will ditch you as soon as she gets something bettershe's cheating on you or most likely will do so for a while before she finds a "better" man. Bitch is milking you for attention and money, leave her before it's too lateabout the pedo part, yeah you're a pedo. Not much you can do about it, pedo-anon
Protect her smile.
>>538480358Guess I'll just bee myself.
>>538482032I will
>>538482059Now you get it.
We don't give life advise here
>>538481619NUTS THREAD NUTS THREAD NUTS THREAD
>>538482032Toki never had a normal life after her and she'll carry those scars the rest of her life
>>538482147I will nut on her pudge.
>>538482147*stick my dick in a Nutella jar*
Natsu is just Laffey from AL
>>538482173To be fair I don't think anyone in Kivotos with a halo has had a normal life.
playing this game has made me feel like my soul is healing
playing this game gives me an ick
>>538481619FUCK SOMEONE REMOVE THAT MILK CARTON
it's okay to feel lonely. however, one should not be content with loneliness. reach out and make genuine human connections. life is a beautiful thing
Need Rena footjob
>>538482358No.
>>538480178how do I stop women from undressing me with their eyes whenever I'm on public transport or walking downtown?I'm not working out to please their filthy eyes, I'm saving myself for a 140cm lolibaba...
>steam updating the gameit's up
Suzumi alt when
>>538482574It was available 10 min ago. Still not up.
Say the line, Seia.
oh shit im actually in
EoS
>still not upconcerning stuff
does the suzumischizo actually post or is her fandom reduced to some kinda bot?
>>538479434Trad women want trad men
>>538482663
Why is no one posting their dAru roll?
>>538482023>you look like a desperate simpnot the case, she just likes me so much that is able to overlook something like "thinking im a pedophile for playing blue archive"because it would make no sense otherwise
Your sparkogakis? Hello? The banners are up
>no one posting their rollsI can't believe we EOS'd
>>538481742https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive12https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive12https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive12
its not even up yet
It's up
IT'S UP
It's up. Not lying this time.
HOLY FARK DARU CAME TO ME IN A 10 ROLL
>>538482795time will telland for your sanity I hope you don't get cheated on or worse
chise french kiss with tongue
ITS NOT FUCKING UP YET
We don't give life advice here
My Aru looks a bit strange.
it's actually up btw
>>538483103that's not how you eat french bread
My dMutsuki came to me at a tenner.
>>538483203Hand over the nun.
Remember when dAru was considered skippable until recently?
>>538480178Yes. Already 35, no friends, no social skills, it's just not happening.
is it up or not? I don't want to boot up my CP
>>538483293you what
>>538483293HUH
>>538483139
I fucking won
>>538482737he actually posts occassionally, last I remember was comments about them removing the vanitas stuff from her gun very recently on JP server.
>>538483293
>>538483293Say again?
>>538483092whoa i should never ever be in a relationship if you fear to be cheatednever ever trust people
Why are you rolling now instead of Shupogakis banner later?
>>538483429because
My stalker...
>shupogakisskipogakis, we call them skipogakis
>>538480927Woman typically wants attention. She's gonna make a lot of excuses even if you play other games so better ask her if she respects your privacy. If not, then drop her
gib teams for drills
>spook a Rei so farYUPYUP
>tfw holding out to buy the selector for DAru in a couple of monthsOnly a few more uncomfy raids...
We shouldn't give life advice here
why is no one talking about the new event?
>>538483354Congrats on your Junko!
Took me an entire 70 drawsI am officially a lucklet now
what the fuck I thought dAru was a futawhy call her dAru then?I just lost 24k pyrosnever trusting this general again
I'll be cranking it for a while it seemsSee you in a minute /bag/
>2 ten roll tickets>20 rolls>no slut aruyep gonna buy selector, you win aroan.
Is Dress Saori actually used for anything and does she require UE40/50 to be optimal.
>>538483645GOOD ENOUGH LET'S MOVE ON
>>538483739>138I thought we should clear the shop?
One must imagine themselves not a lucklet.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sao sex.
>b.toki's chair>shigure's bar>s.nonomi's chairHoly shit just went 3/3 on furniture crafts will never get this lucky ever again
>>538483645>>538483807ESPLODA
>>538483232kissable foot
MYSTERY NIGGA
should you even roll saosao? she seems niche
Sorry dKayoko... I'm not rich enough...
>>538483883no
dMutsuki status?
>needed 200 pulls to get dAru>only got Sumire and cHare (already had her) as spooksMy worst luck so far as a new player.
>100 rolls>not a single purpleshit game
Hell yeah, I got Aru and Saori from 40 pulls!3 of them were from 10-pull tickets I was saving
>>538483910She's core for Loving
>game still demands to download the name pronunciation file againso that bug hasnt been fixed, nice
aww yiss
Shupogakis stash status?
>>538482930Thanks for playing!
I believe dickAru would spook me when I roll for train brats.
man, building up dSaori for one tower raid seems like a waste of mats.
>>538483739>first pull>have 5.9 tenners...should I..?
>>538484206Die.
drill teams doko
>give a student a laptop>she only likes it the same amount as a handkerchief This is why you don't buy girls gifts
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Nice.
>>538483354One shot you and one punched you
all these damage report postsgood, keep pulling
>>538483910BiS for purple tipheret raid which comes once every 6 or so months. sub-optimal everywhere else
>>538483604why do people instantly asume someone is asking for advice when they blogposti would NEVER EVER take relationship advice from this place
https://litter.catbox.moe/78lbbf.webm
Does the scarecrow do anything in the JFDs below stage 4 or can I ignore it?
>>538484448If I don't get dAru I'm raping Arona in front of Plapna.
>200 pulls>dAru, dSaori, Ui, sHifumi, mMomoinot bad
>>538484307Bro!? Your Hikari and Nomoi funds? Your summer tea party funds?
I have 48k, I gotta save for twins...dAru...
Stop posting your lucky rolls, you're gonna make me impulse roll.
> 1 (one) (uno) 3* in 100 rollsFUCKI'm just gonna cut my losses
We give bricked life advices here
I was promised a DARU in 10 rolls. Where is she John Nexon???
>>538484517I live by the dickroll and die by the dickroll.
YOU GUYS CAN'T TEMPT ME
Holy moly another event. I just wanna farm 2x hards in peace.
>>538484547I got 2 in my first 180.
>>538484546Have this. I'm bowing out after GA tickets.
I thought you people were just joking. Are you really skipping the twins?
>>538484546Do it you pussy. You wouldn't
>>538484483yes they apply damage taken debuff to enemies when healed
>>538484476
>>538484097arona is... getting old
We skip Skippogakis here
Arona you fucking cretin
>>538484640There is literally nothing good about them
>got dSaori in 20>then this happenedWell, now I'm committed to at least UE40.
>>538484474>why do people instantly assume someone is asking for advice when they blogpostBecause we're men and that's what we do.
is d.saori worth it?
>>538484472Newfag here.What do you mean by>tipheret raid which comes once every 6 or so months.
Skipping the Rolligakis??
>>538484546This could be (You), Sensei...
>>538484640Which twins? We got like 7 twins in this game.
Wow, she must really love me
>>538484517AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSTOP REMINDING MEEEEEEEE
>>538483293Clue Parchive?
Bros your Skippogakis??
>>538484474because blogposters are always lonely people desperate for attentionthat's the only reason they blogpost offtopic shit, to be pitied or laughed on in exchange for attention
>4th 1st prizes nowOOOOOH it's hard to not go and pull right now
I have to spark all I got in my 200 was fucking xHanae, my dick tells me to spark Saori, but I also want Aru, anyone know if Aru's in the next selector?
>>538484640>rolling for secondary baitLmao
>>538484629Stay strong, fellow sensei. Our luck will come around on the shupo banner
>>538484751Extrapolate
>people really skipping Hikarisovlless
Does any Special student (besides Haruka) gets bonus currency in more than 1 currency? There's too fucking many, I can't be arsed, tell me there's a chart somewhere
>>538484474>blogspot about your problem irlyeah, I wonder why
>>538484902I'm skipping both and rolling on their rerun.
>>538484756Here's some yuuka feet, hope it helps
>>538484546Everyone's coming up HOT tonight, we just want to share our best strategies with you
HADS TO SPARK AGAIN LOLOLI fucking hate this shit so much you have no idea.
>>538484887I got a double right after with dAru so it's not that bad.
>BURUAKAIBUUUU DESUNOOOmy morning is instantly blessed
>>538484902You convinced me I'm saving
Bros your Shupogakis??
Why do people even like the twins?
>>538484962Lies.>>538483516
She fucking shot you
All I got in 100 is a dupe nemugaki....
>>538484640Why would I care about them when I can have S.Mika instead?
What raid use d.saori?
is this the banner im supposed to use my grand assault ticket??
>>538484732Tiphereth is from the Final Restriction Release game mode which rotates a new boss every 28 days or so.there's 2 other bosses and each boss has multiple different armor types. But only 1 armor type can be fought within the period.Tiph has a purple armor variant and a yellow armor variantthe schedule likes to rotate through all the different bosses and armor types so there aren't early repeats. basically means you'll be waiting 5-6 months for purple tiph to show up again since the schedule looks something like this:purple tiph -> the other two bosses -> yellow tiph -> the other two bosses (different color) -> purple tiph again
pssst, dAru is pretty much universal support while Hikari only buffs purple.You know what to do
Saori or 4 star Aru?
>>538485124it lasts until the beginning of highlander banner, your choice
>>538485029she sounds like a man in the event page, ew
>>538485156Kayoko.
>>538484935thxx
>>538485069Tipareth uses Saori, the Shupos, and Aoba
>>538484902>>538484934This is the correct answer. I'd rather save for 4.5 and get the twins next time.
1pull supremacydsao came at 40 but that fucking bitch kayoko still made me spark
>>538485069tiffanny
>>538485194people said it expires right as the shupo event starts??ok i will save it
>>538485156One of them didn't shoot me and is actually useful in gamethe other shot me and does jack shit in game
>>538485202I dont care for her. Its Saori or buffing best girl dAru
daru isn't limited and you can pick her with selectorchoose wisely
>>538484902That's the only meta sister
Kill all blogposters.
3rd unit had no AOE but I'm fine with a scuffed 433.
>>538485302we don't give life advice here
>>538485220>>538485249Is limit break assault count as a raid
Nahh I can't roll if I end up having to spark a not limited student I'm shoving a broom up my ass
>>538485313Now is not the time, Rice. ROLL NOW
Saori was sexier with the mask on
>used both of my tickets>got nothingsorry saosao, next time
Wrong white dress student!
>>538484926>ProblemIt is a good thing to keep woman away from my hobby from my point of viewWhat problem??
>>538480178As a 39 year old virgin on the cusps of 40, I can tell you I'm waiting for something nice and young legal to just fall in my lap. I'm not going hunting for anything cause I'm not desperate.
>>538485017>Why do people even like the twins?they're literal goblins so idk, meta and cheeky
I really love this pvp season.
>>538485214Have a churro too
>>538485017memorable designs
just fyi, ny. trashko is in the event story
>wears mega slutty dress>starts implyingJesus Christ help me through this event
>>538485589She's so legal and horny
don't really want to get up and JFD today
>>538485560Ako doesn't have a NY alt
>>538485156You'll regret not taking the Saori while you can for the new Tower boss.
>>538485524oi
>>538485134That being said...Why would anyone waste resources on dress saori then? I mean, if you like her, then go for it, but it just seems like a waste of gems.
>>538484654Eh still fuck you Ako.
>>538485679cuz she's hot
>>538485589It’s just a normal dress anon. If you want a slutty dress just go look at St. Louis.
Please talk me out of dickrolling.
100 rolls without getting a single purple is CRIMINAL
>>538485715We don't talk about prostitutes here.
oh thank god the active drill isn't an Avant Guard drill
>>538485589she's not beating her past life as a prostitute allegations like that
>Arius mats instead of gehennaThis event seems like it is all in vain.
>>538485560But this is a dress event not a NY event
>10 roll>pink>it's koyukibreh
>>538485068Nozomi covers the terrain S.Mika doesn't.
>>538485738just bee yourselfyou want her? just pull her
>>538485715It doesn't hit the same
>>538485695It only gets better from here
All ready for Tiphareth. Could just toss a few ligmas for UE50 but I'll wait when the raid comes out to see if I can get away without it.
Saori owes me sex.
>>538485785god i wish that were me
>>538485662also dAru isnt a striker, so her getting to 4stars matters little, atleast for a newfag like meWell Saori is cute and in my top 10 so whatever
DO NOT ROLL DSAORI, YOU FUCKING RETARDS. SHUPO'S ARE NEXT.
JFD teams por favor
>>538485458But malding new stuff is fun to study and learn by myself.
>>538485805You're only getting one impulse tenner out of me.
>skipogakisyeah im rolling for saori sex
>>538485830i have my guaranteed sparks for shupos but i'm haphazardly tossing rolls at other things hoping i can luckshit...but saving for 4.5 is the smarter option... yeah...
>>538485845I.Mari and yellow a aoejustbeeurself
>>538485589Wait, you made me look again...is that line on her waist the dress, or is she wearing a G-string? Or is she pantyless? God help me
my princesswife Mika and Mari
>>538485830Shoo shooI don't care about the skippos.
Koyuki...KOYUKI...
>>538485858I respect the discipline. Fest fund?
>>538480358IoriHibkiAruIzunaNeruBoth HoshinoBoth Hifumi if you don't have her, skip if you do23 Tsubaki20 Serina25 Haruka14 Kayoko10 Suzumi if she's not at least 3*
>>538485827lol im retarded, saw "Support" and "Back" and assumed she was a support unit. Yeah my newfag is showing.
>>538485963NIHAHAHAHA
>event starts with a "Blue Archive presents" introHuh, never seen that before.
>>538485298They're only meta when used together, and are literally never used apart.Hikari just takes less investment to do her job while you borrow UE50 Nozomi from some loser whale
>>538485921It's very thin so g-string certainly.>turns 18>already knows how to seduce adults
>>538485830Enjoy skipping d.Saori and shupos and not being able to get past floor 49 on Tiphareth, faggots.
>>538485548thanks bro
Why didn't anyone warn me that dAru won't come at a tenner and now I have to skip Shupogakis?
>xmas serina>hiyoi>tsukuyo>dupe fubuki>dupe kiraraWhat a mess. Oh well, I would've liked Kayoko too, but it is what it is.Now I'll save a spark for Hikari, and she better show up early or she's gonna be separated from her sister
>>538477230shadow the hedgehog
>>538485830How about... no?
>>538486028>the one mode that doesn't give pulls*yawn*
>>538485830What's a Shupo?
Do we have to roll the single tickets individually? I thought I've seen people here mention that you can turn them into a 10-roll
So what's going to happen to this skipfag when the majority of /bag/ finally rolls for the Highlanders?
the Intro to Opera 0068 is kino
>>538486028I'm going to bruteforce it with Yukari, get on my level.
>>538486016Jesus, a visible G string through the dress gap is hotter than any swimsuit shit
>>538485963Is Koyuki the new cursed by Miyako?
>>538486167my train going in and out of ichisex
>>538485965*Shupo fundsOne spark for NozomiTry not to impulse during Niyas bannerFes park for SMikaOne spark for Kanoe
>>538486028You can do 75 with mika alone
Well I threw my pity 1 pull on dress ako and dress kayako.
I'd like to note my 50 pull dAru came at the cost off a whopping 1200 pyrosYes I will be sparking my next pullThem's the breaks
And it's as shrimple as that.Regardless of what happened I wasn't gonna roll past 10.
You betrayed them, /bag/.
>>538484517This reminds me of oblivion lockpicking
I hurt my wrist while drunk and now I can't play Blue Archive comfortably on my phoneIt's over
>>538486368Based fellow 'tenner on every new banner' gambler.
Are dSaori and dAru worth getting?
Not bad for 110 rolls. Now to decide if I should go for some more sexy dresses.
>>538486368congrats on wasting your luck on the next banner
wrong red
>>538486239Even her VA thought Dress Kayoko was too lewd in a powerful way
>>538486405Only if you didn't plan ahead to roll for everyone. I'm gonna have my cake and eat shupos too.
Thank you Plana
>>538486405Wrong, I am not skipping Aoba
>>538486408>drunkenly hurting yourself playing BAwhoa, maybe we can be a real sport
>>538486405Do not post sad or dustressed students please. Even if they're brats.
>>538486043
>>538486459Fuck I wish Megu was who spooked me on my single tenner. I'm still missing her.
>event only lasts a weekSo what the fuck do I even farm? Gifts and box currency until round 8?
>>538486459I SAID WRONG RED
>>538486416You know it brother>>538486457I love my students. And my students love me.
>>538483354>>538483807>>538483850>>538484206>>538484372>>538484718>>538484751>>538485227>>538486368>>538486552
>>538486560Ye
>>538486405but I still have 60k pyrox left?
>>538486552bruv only got dSaori and nothing else
there she ishwelp...do I spark for Saori or no??
comfy 3/3/3no i will not try harder than this
>>538486585ok done. rest for the green childs
>>538486408There should be a setting to move EX skill cards left fwiwI hurt my wrist lifting IKEA MALM boxes and it's been slightly off for a few weeks now...
>>538485068Mika isn’t as cute or funny
>>538486405They're in safe hands.
>>538486706Always for for spark if you are at 150 or more.
>>538486405I have 17,500 for them
Is it true if I use my penis to touch the phone screen and roll, I'll get whoever I am most horny for?
>>538486706of course. she can stay at 3*
My wives
>>538486560Wait why only a week
>>538486706Yes. Always spark if you're at 150 or higher.
>>538486860Rerun
>>538486206Only in Jp for now. Next fes.
HELL YEAH
>>538486538
Should I be erect or flaccid when I penis roll? Serious question.
It saddens me that I can't roll with everyone, but I've really got a gauntlet in the coming months and need to save
>>538486973Nice Hasumi get
>27k pyro leftI have enough to spark the twins, r-right /bag/?
I HAVE NO PYROS FOR BAND YOSHIMI AND I MUST SCREAM
>>53848710521k in 2 weeks, surely you will get them.
I love being luckGOD
>all these lucky rolls under 50Fuck you luckchad. I hope you step on a lego tomorrow
>5 months of foresight>this keeps happeningMaybe we don't need foresight at all.
>>538487010Erect, obviously.
d.aru looks hella fragile
This is for all the hagposters.
>Hyakkoyako summerNo and and I mean no one asked for this
>>538487235aren't striker hyper buffers always?
>>538487206that's a metapod under his pants
>>538484547that lines up exactly with the 3% rate retard
>>538487235She is, have fun
>>538487272I did
>200 pulls>not a single procfuck you nigger game jesus christ
>>538487297this is my ako dress. and she isn't even maxed
>>5384845476 here in 100 rolls.
>>538487235>laughs in sSeia
>>538487441>>538487441>>538487441
>>538487235Good thing she's a sniper, putting her at the furthest back of the team. She's there to be Ako in Striker form.
>>538486405I have 2 sparks ready for them tho
>>538484547100 rollers just like you gave up just before the goof stuffI can't let you be one of them, just another statistic
>>538487172
>>538484629Holy shit are you me? > Cherino (Dupe) > Utaha
>>538487356What
>>538480178what is women?
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning dead /bag/
>>538488686YOU'RE LATEDUMB STINKY
>>538488727nyo!
>>538487356Go back to school, please...
I've been going to the arcade 3-4 days a week for almost a year and I'm only on 10s, and then this girl starts playing 12s on her first trip to the arcade...It's so over...
