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first for pig

evens i play 2v8 odds i keep playing project epoch

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First for ayrig

>>538470664
global freezer detected

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>>538470660
fuck

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I love my wife Jill desu

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>>538471137
yeah man

>>538471367
Either Jill's on an acid trip or someone turned Chromatic Aberration up to like 500%, that hurts my eyes

>>538471537
it's the only way to get some goddamn color in this game, everything is a grey blob otherwise

Alternate game mode where only Pig, Ghostface and Myers are playable and the survivors get guns that will kill the killers

whats the killer to play if i want to be as rapey as possible. i want to rape all the girl survivors

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>>538472267
i happen to be an expert in this subject

when the fuck are they gonna add him to 2v8

13th or something for sloppy otz rimming

>>538472372
his mori isnt very sexually suggestive albeit

>>538472860
Yeah Nurse's is the most sexual mori, especially when you do it on hot female survivors. Especially Lara since you're basically reenacting a scene from her game where it looks like she's enjoying it

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god sable is so fucking ugly

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>>538473928
Fucking rat slut...

god i love having to sit in queue for 20 mins so i can get sent to fucking Coldwind

>>538474862
i love sitting in queue for 20 minutes so i can get a console oni teammate

>>538474587
She’s so perfect, the way her back arches in her lobby pose does things to me.

>>538475205
>>538474587
entity tentacle rape bait
i know the usual design for her occult tattoo is an entity mark on her thigh, but it's a shame i haven't seen her with a womb tattoo

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>>538475517
>entity tentacle rape bait
sorry the job currently occupied by Jill Valentine

Theory crafting on just why lightborn mindbreaks some survivorfags so badly I've think I've figured it out.
The fags that seethe about it can be broken down into two general groups:
A) The wanna-be tiktok faggot/bullysquad player. These people either are obsessed with "le heckin epic" flashlight save clips and thinks people watch their 4 subscriber youtube shorts, or they play exclusively in a 4 man that all run some combination of the cancer perks. Either way this type of person gets massively triggered by someone using a perk that counters their fun.
B) Survivors with giant egos. Since lightborn basically exists to counter one item and one perk, since the blastmine still stuns the killer even with lightborn on, any killer running it is effectively playing with just three perks, thus handicapping themselves. As such losing to a killer that they see as intentionally weakening themselves ends up bruising the egos of the most fragile of survivor players.

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>>538476428
it simply hardcounters their playstyle, its not that deep nigga
imagine going to a drag race and your opponent pulls up with an EMP
you expected instant torque without gear shifting but that will simply NEVER HAPPEN

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>>538474862
>queue up again
>Coldwind again
gotta love getting sent to a giant map with huge deadzones as a killer with no mobility

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>be me
>Basement bubba
>Playing casually
>Farming absolute salt from the post chat
>"I hope you get raped in prison"
>"I can say without any remorse that I hope nothing good ever happens to you in life"
>"I want to fucking kill you"
>"I wish u were never born"
>"I LOATHE YOU"
>I type
>"Skill issue"
>And leave

Kek what a fun play style this is. It's so easy to counter too.

>>538475036
Sounds like you have a case of the obsessions. Hope you get better.

>>538475205
that’s her scoliosis anon she’s not arching it on purpose
>>538478167
>imagine going to a drag race and your opponent pulls up with an EMP
you would all die because emps are functionally just nukes

give me killer builds

>>538479936
bamboozle endfury brutal strength
you cant get any more effective than this

>>538470664
>mfw I see someone taking a nap

BBQ, NtH, or FTtE on aura build PH?

>>538480647
Assuming you mean Pyramid Head, definitely Nowhere to Hide. You can't afford to walk across the map and not find a survivor. Being able to see them hiding is great, and, depending on whether they can see you as well, may allow you to shoot them through a wall.

>get hit 6 times before I get downed 1 time
man legion is such a good design

>>538470664
Does his head itch or something why is he doing that

Blight should have 90% move speed and not be able to m1

>>538479371
I look like that and do that

>>538482142
He just shaved it so yeah probably actually

>>538479371
>people STILL losing their shit over basement bubba, after basekit BT and self-unhook AND shit like camaraderie + reassurance
womp womp for these retards lmao shoulda brought DS
doing the gods work

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well 2v8 is gone and the tunneling changes are delayed so see you guys in 3 months

>>538484692
*smooch* See you later...

Reminder for all the killeroids that think they would have had it bad if the new changes would have went live that this is what the OGs had to deal with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnwdPlx9yR4

>>538485873
Killer literally has never been even a little bit challenging since 6.1

>>538472937
Unknown's is the most sexual, it's the closest we'll get to tentacle rape in the game

>>538472937
>>538486939
ghostface looks kinda like he's pronebone raping the survs at certain angles

>>538475840
First time i played that area i had to pause the game and go fap, Capcom knew exactly what they were doing there.
That said i did find it a bit retarded you couldn't do a legit no heal run in REmake 3 because you're forced to use a single herb in that section due to the cutscene pregnancy

>>538476428
Blast mine might still stun you but it is funny seeing their aura 2 blocks down after recovering from it as a "now listen here you cheeky little shit" bonus

>>538487101
NTA but yeah the Drain Deimos stuff in 3make is nuTR death scene levels of "this is the animator's fetish"
unlike nuTR death scenes it's actually super fappable instead of being gurofag shit

>>538479371
*puts hand on shoulder*
Honey, what compels you to camp a hook for 3 minutes for the small chance of a child halfway across the globe seething at you, and then blogposting about it

>>538485873
>marth1488 clip
damn, what a throwback

Let’s say the devs let you ban lightborn for being toxic. What survivor perk do you give up for being toxic in exchange?
Personally I dislike power struggle but idk if it’s the most toxic survivor perk

>>538490398
Only toxic thing about lightborn is it completely negates perks without any possible counterplay, just those perks you loaded in got turned off. Ultimately it'd rather killers run shitty perks against me than good ones but I still think the design is bad.

why do sables like playing the healr class so much?

>>538484692
i am playing 2v8 rn we still got 7 hours less

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>>538470405

>>538472937
i can only see someone getting off to that if they are into choking
>>538486939
idk about that since he is sticking it all up your nose and eyes

Nigger

Faggot

Which are the top killers that survivors will most likely want to goof around with? Ghostface is the most obvious one.

I've really noticed some killers never get 'Cute-Teched' like Clown or Trapper. Survivors always run away.

>>538492467
killers with a low pickrate

>>538492467
Pig
Boop the snoot chud

>>538492608
This is BS.

I play Hag and survoids always play as if there's 10,000,000 dollars were on the line.

>>538472937
the hound master literally steps on you with the thickest legs in the game

As a killer main I love Lara Croft. They're always the ones who understand me when I just want to farm. It's always a Lara that emotes "come here" and leads me to pallets.

>load into rpd
>feel dread
>remember that i am nurse
>teleport thru walls all game long
>tp infront of survivors
>free hit because turning is very slow in this game
>telport on top of survivors doing gens
>teleport behind survivors who thought they got away

>>538492467
as artist, i always have survivors trying to befriend me

>>538492825
lara and ellen are the only femoids i respect because their wife material

everyone else gets humped

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>Getting a ton of hooks and downs with my teamie 2ving people
>Think we're winning
>Winning my chases and blocking gens
>We lose with a 1k
>Realize my consoletard teammate couldn't win any of his chases alone and got no hooks when I split from him

>>538492467
if survivors try to 'befriend me' i just down them cause im not a faggot

>>538493191
>I'm a soulless animal!

Chinese?

>>538493384
>>I'm a soulless animal!
>Chinese?
can i impregnate you?

I'm so used to facing sweaty survoids that if I stumbe upon someone just standing still while looking at me, i kinda just freeze and i look back for like 10 seconds... When she nods I turn around and chase someone else.

>>538494192
lmao get cute-teched chud

I play Unknown with his 3 unique perks and Unrelenting.

Give me a fun Ghostface build

>>538495670
lethal
sloppy
spies
jolt

>streamer and her simp
>they ignore gens for half the match
>simp doesnt bother healing and chases his hoe the whole time
>lose easy match

Truly reprehensible behaviour

>>538495670
Hex: Face the Darkness
Hex: Two Can Play
Shadowborn
Hubris

not meta but its fun

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You babies couldn't handle playing 2018 DBD

make dbd survivor sided again

>>538495938
They unironically should

>>538495938
nah I prefer waiting 20+ mins for killer games
they made survivor so miserable now

>>538494192
When I stumble upon someone just standing still I immediately assume they're dangerous and want me to hit them to trigger some kind of mastermind plot to humiliate me so I avoid them

>>538495938
>again
it is currently

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What do you think

I still dont understand why killer ques are so long.
Nothing in the game has really changed that much to be killer sided.
I can only guess its just a few survivors getting bored and quitting. And the amplifying effect of needing 4 survivors to every 1 killer means that if the numbers are even remotely even, then the killer ques will be 4 times as bad.

*camps a palette connected to 3 other palettes*

What now killeroid?

>>538497093
probably better to have info on the players

>>538497095
Its weird, there is a suposed abundance of survivor players, they suposedly make 4/5 of the playerbase thats why devs keep meatriding them, and yet it dosent appear so by the queues

How can i trigger the DBD discord fags as much as possible without getting banned?

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Rapture or eternal pain for me?

>>538497224
>>538497095
Because of the 2v8, dumbass.
Queues will return to normal once that shitty party mode is gone.

>>538497228
Find one of their favoured characters, subtly accuse said character to be """"-phobic, racist, ableist etc.

>>538497032
Post your past 30 days escape rate page.

>>538497218
If i know what gen is occupied i know where they are, the gens are the only thing they can do to defeat me, so thats the only thing they can do against me

>>538497095
because 80% of your queue time is the game trying to find survivors in your mmr range, failing, then expanding the search range and trying again
repeat until you get placed with 8k hour swfs after a while because the baby survivors are either in the protected newbie pool or are playing with friends and thus using their friend group's highest mmr value as their matching value (boosted)

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>>538471137
I love brunettes desu

>>538497093
rather run undying, or scrap hexes run jolt
hexes are so shit man

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SWF orgasm denial build
>Slow relase toxin
Blocks sprint burst dead hard and every other gay exaust perk
>Facemask
Blocks windows of oppurtunity and other homo aura perk
>Forced penance
Punishes bodyblocks
>Lightborn
You know, flashlights and flashbangs
>Agitation
Fucks with sabotages
>Pain res
Cause you need a gen slowdown

>>538497707
There is only one hex here and its ruin, i expect it to go down so i have oppression and overcharge as a backup

>anti-swf build
>its just stuff thats only good against solo
lol?

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jill eating sandwich

>>538497791
the problem with this is once they see you're all anti-altruism they will just slam gens and bag you at the exit gates relentlessly
they're playing with their food, because they know they can cuck the fuck out of you whenever they please

Fucking hell, running into a bunch of throwing retards today. Its like the solo-q people complain about that I usually manage to avoid by getting lucky with competent matching.

>>538498768
>Get my first hook stage
>Teammate 1 other side of the map 50% on a gen
>Teammate 2 not too far 30% on a gen
>Teammate 3 runs into the killer coming to unhook me and ends up in chase, refuses to trad ehealth states
>Goes down
>Teammate 2 really wants this gen to get to 70% so doesn't budge
>Reach stage 2
>Teammate 1 runs the entire map to unhook me
>Just run straight at the killer and give up

this happens 1 in every 3 games and the kicker is I'm running Kindred so there's no excuse for how shit these niggers are. Letting someone hit stage 2 at five/four fucking gens is egregious

>>538487101
Jill canonically having no gag reflex and being capable of sucking your soul out through your dick while maintaining eye contact is hot but I had to stop and masturbate way more playing Rise Lara’s game

>>538498281
Not him but

I never go to exit gaytes, I don't give them the satisfaction of tbagging me.

If I lose a game like this, I immediately leave the lobby before I can see what they write.

>I don't see tbags
>I don't see their shit talks
EZ denial.

>>538501293
I run a anti-bully build on my Trapper always.

If they get efficient on gens and spread out, then I deserve to lose so gg wp. But if they get altruistic they get raped.

>Survivor Main ARC!BREAKING ANKLES, 445635 HOUR CHASES, 362562341242 ESCAPE STREAK

how the mighty have fallen...

>>538498279
I want to eat her sandwich

>>538479689
now that i woke up and read my post again i forgot to mention
you pull up to a drag race in an EV, but your opponent has supercharged eight cylinder AND an EMP

>>538500517
Maybe you should jerk off before playing video games

Some of the killers here get so mindbroken they think they've 'won' when they made the survivors do gens

>>538502747
you lost s'oid

>Run endgame build
>Spend the entire game walking from gen to gen kicking them non stop, maybe slashing someone if they are in hit range, but never chasing
They waste shit ton of time on repairs
Rape them in endgame meaning they wasted time repairing just to die
HEHEHE

>>538503289
you sharted yourself

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>>538497791
This inspired me to create the opposite. The Pro-Bullying build.

>Hag with Phantasm + Rusty shackles
Disables teleporting while keeping 4.4 base speed so you're essentially slow and powerless
>Dark Arrogance
Every stun and blind lasts 25% longer to ensure swfs get to indulge in their killer interactions
>Distressing + Monitor & Abuse
Gives all the survivors fair warning when you're heading in their directions so they have time to plan the optimal chase route
>Bloodhound
Concentrates the scratch marks of the survivor who wants you to chase them to make sure you dont accidentally get lost and start chasing someone who isnt ready for it
>Springwood Offering
Increases the chances of getting a map that provides ample opportunity for survivors to enjoy strong looping tiles across multiple elevations

Blight should move at nurse speed if not slower