>>538408916>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>underground regular tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UEAZQB6X_4io08uffnhuO9TLAMt9QF6HIn3e0azUrOc>registrationhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/18_4a0TdrNtKh-9IWXSX9CWyqhsebUP0jruGIgdPN89A>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HcRTxTjGGiGq29l3gvclx6FrgZHYgCPFHTHZHo0_wug
>page 7
>no Cirno OP >no Haru Urara OP Faggot
Koito big win
>>538516561Mahjong?
>>538516561
>no Silksong OPthis was the final straw
>>538516620Clown birthday is also today faggot
>>538516561Did you know there are other boards and threads where you can discuss things unrelated to mahjong? I thought that was interesting.
>Page 1
>>538516138please add the lobby >Custom Lobby635535 (Memesura)276001 (JPML)
>>538516848Go back to Gooning!
Anyone else getting their logs stuck at 70% loading every now and then?Fucking annoying
>>538516804This guy's birthday is also today faggot
>>538516848but this thread is on this board
>>538517158Who?
>>538517194Is also on this board >>>/vt/104351807
>can't for the life of me figure out the parry timing for Nine SolsIt's over, I've gotten old... Go on without me, youngins...
>>538517158Yet you haven't mentioned it or made it the OP image? Mega faggot
>Cirno dying>Horse birthday>Joker dayBusy day
WWYD
>>538516138>using the same OP image for the 10th timeShills sure are working overtime
>>538517073>tourney that's ended>lobby used by six guys who already follow itwhy?
>>538517443Eat the HCl and accept death
>>538517297>they have a relevant birthday op
>>538517571for your consideration
>>538517409https://x.com/BunbunmaruPage/status/1962666786827968708Cirno died a week ago
>>538517443call cupronickel
>>5385177069 days of mourning
>>538517158Statistically, an anon here shares the same birthday
>>538517860True since we have two anons sharing 'Biki's birthday
>>538517860I share a birthday with the dead horse.
>>538517993I'd beat her
>>538517571It's not the same. Unlike certain ugly hags, popular characters get a lot of art.
I should commission some cute Chihori
>>538517617That would be very salty.
>>538518486For you
>>538517993You forgot a spot on the bottom left.xenia-2.png
I may have dealt in but the bot says it's digital so morally I win.
>>538518712
umapyoi! umapyoi!
>>538518923Cynthia would always say this
>>538518918What does this image even mean?
>>538519058
>>538519219Lasers are red, silly. Blue just isn't as energy efficient.
>>538519298@grok is this true?
>>538519491Most lasers aren't actually red - that's a misconception. Lasers come in many colors across the spectrum: red, green, blue, violet, infrared, ultraviolet, and others.The color depends entirely on the laser medium (the material that generates the light) and its energy level transitions. Here's what determines laser color:Red lasers (like helium-neon at 633nm) became common early because:Helium-neon gas mixtures were among the first practical laser media developedThe specific energy transitions in this system happen to produce red lightThey were relatively easy to manufacture consistentlyBlue lasers exist too - they're just newer and were harder to develop:Blue diode lasers use gallium nitride semiconductorsThese materials were much more challenging to manufacture with the required purityBlue laser diodes only became commercially viable in the 1990s-2000sThe real constraint isn't physics favoring red - it's engineering history. We got good at making red lasers first because the materials and techniques were more accessible with earlier technology.Today you can easily buy blue, violet, green, and red lasers. The pointer market just stuck with red as the standard because they were cheapest for decades, creating the impression that lasers "should be" red.Does this clarify the underlying physics versus the historical accident of which colors we developed first?-Claude
You aren't a true horse fan unless you've watched all the Yellowstone seasons and the spinoffs
>>538519626>You aren't a true horse fanTrue, I'm not.
>>538519626>You aren't a true horse fanTrue, I am a horse.
>win once>fucking diemahjong
>>538520347Sprout is dead!!!???
>>538518712It would be nice if you could display both the post image and the emote from the filename.
>>538520626no it wouldn't
>>538520678aiharamai-8.png
10hu players dama too much
>>538520347But her win happened six years ago?
>>538518712Did you do this manually?
>>538522110Y-yes.
>>538520347boushu bros...
>>538522243Godbless.I thought I was retarded. I've been doing it manually too and I was hoping there was a better way, but we truly are just cavemen.
>>538522395Doing it manually is what allows it to be a Mahjong SOUL emote.fujitakana-1.png
I honestly like retarded cynthia more than small dick humiliation cynthia
I like all cynthia versions except the original one./mjg/ managed to rewrite her multiple times in all better characters than the original.
>>538523006many such cases
>character with no personality whatsoever>only carried by godlike emotes and retarded shitposts
>>538523150
>>538523150so every character posted in this general
>>538523150There is not a single genuinely compelling character in majsoul
>>538523150But enough about kodomo
Thanks to the anon who was talking about Go!Go!7188 a while back; I absolutely love Tategami.
what did Haruna mean by this
>>538523259>>538523345>albino holy crusader with cool prosthetics, and a relic sword that can set itself on fire, on a mission to destroy an evil secret organization>she's also a dork with terrible tasteI'm sorry, but you will kneel to her koolness and depth of character.
when will /mjg/ save this character?
>>538517129No issues, what client are you using?
>>538523826Regular client
>>538523905Now turn the coffee into cum
>>538523905Imagine her dropping scalding hot coffee all over her legs and being unable to do anything about it but scream in blistering agony
>>538523969Wack. I assume you tried restarting the browser? Occasionally mine at work fucks up loading if it’s been too long.
>>538523238>yagi the reddit>god tier emotesit's just a shit and boring character all around.
>ENTERs
>>538524237No the browser client works fine, it's the regular client that locks up. Restarting it does fix it though.
>>538523527I'll explain it, because it seems the joke is too complicated for you. It requires some basic knowledge of literature.Haruna just doesn't want to be a Jew.
>>538523345You're wrong, this guy is literally me
It took them years to finally give Yagi Yui a character story. That's how boring she is.
>>538523345I don't care about their personalities. It's a gacha game, it's not a visual novel, no matter how many ADV elements it incorporates in some retarded minigames. I just want girls to be hot.
>>538524448>Woke up today with a back pain so bad I could barely breathe.It's so fucking over. Mahjong.
Late night ossan mahjonghttps://youtu.be/tMBa3tpuJeg
Steve's story next year and it will rival Umineko/The Brothers Karamazov in depth and length.Followed by an anime adaptation by Ufotable.And 6 more outfits.
>>538524995ryukishiGOD is not equal to FRAUDtoevsky
>>538519619No emdash?
Aru Urara...
Guys, help! I'm suffocating!
>>538525736I see at least 3.
>>538524493And they spent the most money and time on it even going as far as adding extra voice lines to the characters and make an alternative CG for the ending
>>538525914Those are hyphens.
We're all going to die someday...
>>538525912
>>538525736I'm a typography autist and I always took special care when typing anything (especially when it comes to dashes, quotation marks, etc.), but now I'm afraid people will think it's an LM writing my articles, because of the em dash being a dead giveaway, since it seems no one nowadays can use it properly.
>>538526019What the fuck, I didn't know about the voice lines and extra CG. Well played, Yui.
>>538517586If eight guys follow it, then they can play two games at once!!
>>538526248
>>538526554I say alternative CG but it's really just her smiling on one of them and her not smiling on the otherStill a big step forward compared to the still images we got beforeAlso her sprite is blinking during the story giving a more "Live2D" feel as usual in VNs nowadays
>>538526641tokighost is a pervert?!
>>538523905Café latte...Café mocha...Cappuccino!
What would've happened if the mercury poisoning anon actually toki'd? Is turning into a minichara ghost and guiding other anons during play actually possible?
>>538526389>an LM...
for me it would be haunting league streams with moaning noises
>>538527221only if anon loved us very very muchlike saki levels of love
>>538527293An El Em
>>538527293Yes? A language model. That is what they are called.
>>538527293an /ɛl ɛm/ (first sound being a vowel)
>>538526389I use the sentence structure of not only...but also a lot. And since I learned most of my writing from emulating lab papers, my professional writing style is fucked.
I actually started word-associating Cynthia emotes with "horsey"
>>538527658...what?
>>538527746Whenever someone posts Cynthia I automatically think "horsey"
Guys, it's not a "language model," it's an artificial brain created by itself with quantifiable information and we should vote for it to become our president and replace judges.
>>538527858It can't even get my Taco Bell order rightI was in the news, I am the guy who overloaded their AI with thousands of drinks
>>538526978I doubt she spent so much time on Ryuuka's lap just because it she was tired.
SEX with CYNTHIA
Janitor applications are now being accepted. Click here to apply.
Don't mind me, just involuntarily hijacking anon's brain.
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xIZqO5yjUl2B9U5Rx1uw7dui-_kBFE14pAwITV0xnzo/edit?gid=776513#gid=776513
>>538528048>a form to fillLEAVE THIS TO ME
KIMI NO AIBA DA
>>538527597>>538527447Sorry, I thought that the uses of the 'a' and 'an' articles were solely dependent on the letter, but seems like the sound is actually the indicator of which to use, even in writing.
>>538528152they're stealing our emotes
>>538528162Aru, stop that right now!>8j0ng
>>538528048They rejected my application 3 times already, I even said I'd take half of the wage being offered.
>>538527610>I use the sentence structure of not only...but also a lot.I sometimes catch myself using a particular sentence structure a few times in a short time interval and I feel embarrassed when I play it back in my head, realizing how retarded it must've sounded to anyone paying attention.
>>538528283>ESLlol
>>538528152Are we just this influential or is this some /mjg/ ran tourney?
>>538527610I occasionally use the subjunctive.
will I lose my broom if I don't ban people posting nsfw images here?
hgg2d tourist here, hello bwos!
>>538528048someone should become one for this general specifically. We used to have our own janny once
Is Cynthia the face of /mjg/ now?
>>538528283It's fine, anon, I hope you're gonna use it properly from now on!
>>538528152
>>538528646
>>538528646hello broFYI more hgg2d regulars played Splushwave mahjong games than mahjong general regularshave a nice day
just saw a blob
>>538528756Thank you.
>>538528152do umanigs even understand these references?
>>538528714Face on the /mjg/ milk carton, yeah.
>>538528930this was made by /doko/
>>538528436/mjg/ runs at least five generals on this board alone so take a guess
>>538528436Yes. It's ran by S496.
>>538529003>/doko/Anon, I...
>names
>>538529003Close! It's a 4han tourney
>>538529131>>538529225https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/1882051/#1904670
>>538529315It was posted on 4han first
>>538529385That post is a month old
>>538528152Can someone post the Machikane Fukukitaru and Rice Shower emotes? They're not on the booru, and I can't find them in the archives.
>>538524160Anon she can stand up, the wheelchair is just there for mentaru damage.
>>538529315/doko/ is an emjaygee colony thoughbeit?
>>538529431My point exactly
I'm getting the broom
>>538529554Post the 4han link then
>>538529639>post the link to an archived thread when there is no archiveBravo retard
>>538529767>there is no archivespotted the 4han newfag
>>538529849Show me the archive then
>>538529767>no archive>oldest 4han thread right now is from May anyways(You)
>>538529569Was it online?
>>538529921https://arch.repo.rigged.moe/mjg/
>>538529973why is our oldest thread from 2chan?
>anons are still visiting that IP grabber siteso tiresome
>>538529569LOL
>>538530064MY IP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>538530086no wonder it's only jeets now
>>538530041may is 5ch
why would anyone want to know where I pee?
>>538530064I can just give you mine if you want192.168.1.1
>>538530294That's my IP!
>>538523527BG reminds me of that lolige where you have to fiddle with one on every piece of equipment in a playground.
>>538530418Wasn't your IP 127.0.0.1?
>>5385302245ch has no images and may has images, it's 2chan
1.1.1.1
255.255.255.255
>>538528152If/mjg/ ran GFL, I might return to that game...
6.9.6.9
>>538530505That one's mine too!
>>538530505my loopback is actually disabled so it's 10.0.0.1
>>538530815that's all the miko tranny plays now
>>538530841Aru, your opsec reps...
>>538528152Can someone who can edit this doc add freaky diamond
>unable to type signing anymore since I always type it as singing it's over for me
I FORGOT HOW TO SING UP
>>538526389You can just include the word nigger in your text so people know a genuine human wrote it.
>>538528152when was this made? I wasted my time watching some 'tuber guides
>>538529569
>>538531078I did it in my thesis but I did it with the starting letters of a sentence
>>538531078unironically this is not such a bad ideait will become a call sign for people not deprived of their soulsterry was right
>>538531464
>>538528603>ESLGive us a needlessly subjunctive sentence.
>>538530002
>>538531464Is a Saki x Riichi City collab possible? If so, would we get even lewder sprites for sakis?
brbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzdUCdIeswQ
>>538532448God I hope so
>>538532448In theory yes, but only the giga titty ones. Flatties have 0 chance.
>>538532448If Frank makes a Saki collab with Touka I will never say anything bad about the client ever again
Would /mjg/ think less of me if I decide to get Momo's summer outfit?
>>538532827
uuuooooooh momochan unyuuuu timeee!
I guess that's a yes...
>>538533548hmmmm nyo.
>>538532827I bought it and started winning
uhhh fujikeks are you just going to let 40 dollers run away like that?
>>538532448Nodoka but even bigger mahjongas
Momo! Yet again my relative threatens to send me to the retirement home. Tell him something, shoo him away!Ah, thanks. Hope he won't bother us anymore.
>>538532448Frank said that his inspiration for Riichi City's setting with the schools and teams is Saki. I don't know what's stopping him from getting a Saki collab since Squeenix seems to pimp out the Saki IP to almost anyone, but it shouldn't be impossible. Maybe he's just too poor for it at the moment.
>>538534609He stopped sponsoring Furinkeks, it's over.
>>538534609His inspiration was actually mjs given how much he copied
>>538532448Possible, they do all sorts of collabs and they already did Akagi&Ten collab.Lewder maybe, probably not as lewd as the RC OC outfits but more than the MJS Saki ones.
>>538534609Riichi City's setting is obviously straight from Blue Archive. It's techno future Tokyo with magical animal girls.
>>538528685>he doesn't know
>>538534864The inspiration for MJS was also Saki and the devs said they liked Mako and hoped to make green-haired anime girls more popular
>>538535046And boy oh boy, they did.
>>538535046It worked
>>538528772
>>538534974That's the setting for a lot of shit. And if Frank was a BAggie, he would've put in more lolis. There are only like, three max in RC.
>>538535329Don't argue with baggots they play only one game like genshin fans
Rewatch Saki once again. You'll see that Nodoka was playing online on Mahjong Soul... in 2006?!
>>538535046Green is the strongest color, after all
>>538535447It's tenhou retard.
>nyaggercuck falseflag hours
I just witnessed Nine Gates in ranked sanma
>>538535437I literally play Blue Archive, mahjong, and Silksong
>>538535753>sanmaThis is a mahjong thread, buddy, I think you got the wrong door.
>>538535592But bunnies are the ones into cuckoldry?
All 'mas are valid. Sanmaphobes are not welcome in our community.
>>538535046well well well
>>538535825as I said, one game
>>538536102Doesn't look like it.
>>538536158>All 'mas are valid.Even umas?
>>538536541you get uma in every game
Is Nodoka even good? Whenever she plays she just luckshits hanemans, that's not skill.
>>538536589Everyone in the loading screen is dead
>>538535886link to sanma thread please?
>>538536780>>538516138
>>538536737She's good in my heart
More likesanmain't
>>538536737I like how the idea of building valuable hands is so alien to this thread that it's just become "luckshidded"You would never survive in the showa era
Shallma.
>>538537263>building valuable hands>look inside>drawing perfect tiles (luckshitting)
Riichi Mahjong didn't exist until 2018
>>538536589I don't give a shit about the game but the horse's story and death made me a bit sad.
I once won a manzu chuuren poutou in sanma
>>538537679Seems pretty tasteless to meThey are racing to their deaths
Minna SAN, MAhjong wa itsumo yonma
>>538537702not impressed unless it was pure
>dama in friendlies
>>538537875WWYD?
>>538538012Boop it's nose
>>538538012rotate it
>>538538012grab it by the tail, that way it can't bite me
it's called stacking the wall and it's a skill
>>538530948Done
I wish Toki was alive
>>538538012Sharks are for petting.
>>538538543
Cup Noodles "Chargeman Ken! Magic Modification Edition"
>>538539026Cup Noodle collabs are gayJP McD collabs are where it's at
You got a little under 3 hours left to acquire the snake and/or the swimsuits.
But I already got the snek
>>538540657I would rather save money.
>>538540772And the swimsuits?
>>538540657I want the hag swimsuit but I know i'm not gonna play her
>>538540657I'll get them on the rerun
>>538541018this but Chihori
>>538541018They won't rerun it next year, don't regret it later.
https://mjgbooru.com/post/6928
>>538540657I rolled 200 times and didn't get her. Lesson learned. I'm only rolling on collab banners. 300 faith ain't worth it.
Just saw someone with a weak anus
>>538541105Hers is great too but I used all my jade on rolling snek
>>538541734Stupid ninja, that's clearly a sex outfit.
>>538541734mahjong?
Tourney stream kokohttps://www.twitch.tv/atoru_mjg
>>538541734Tits too big.
>>538543753what tourney
>>538543949The jade ranked tourney of course that you refuse to play
How many tourneys we had this year?
>>538544043I can't play in jade anymore. I'm stuck in throne.
What goes wrong in your life that you act like this?
>>538544571you wouldn't be here if you weren't also a schizo, all the normies are in the official discord
>>538544883/mjg/ is normalfagcoded
>>538544883Fuck the discord, they banned one of ours live
>>538545079Discord is filled with fat balding trannies. Where are the little kodomos to fuck I was promised?
>what went wrong in your life that makes you like cute anime girls and mahjonguhhh idk sorry for being born I guess lmao
>>538545480In the may discord server ofc
>>538517948'biki gang!
>>538545593but that's fat balding ojiisans acting like cats!
>>538545742Uh oh looks like you cant escape us jisans after all!
For me its may nyaggers posting food pictures when wagies are working
>RON>SAN MAN NI SENSHIRANKATAAAAAAAAAA
Shimatta~
The snake outfit sucks
Majsoul Friends Room 82825(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=82825
>>538546084Say it ain't hypnosis slop.
>TSUMO!>tsumo>>300/500
>>538533405Hina loves unyuu!
>>538540954Fu-Ji-sama, think of my wallet, I still need to live.
>>538547660Started!
>>538547746It's Yani neko, the greatest manga ever made
>>538547619the emote is pretty fun, but the bond outfit beats it in every other regard
Beating my snake rn.
Horsie died... BWEEEEEEEH
>>538549562Just like everyone in this general will
>>538549780Everyone but me
>>538549291Is is really worth 1500 outfit vouches in that case?
>>538550512absolutely not unless you're really into bondage or something
BED BREAKING ROUGH BREEDING SEX WITH THE INTENT OF REPRODUCTION WITH SNAKE AND NUN
i told myself i wouldnt join any friendlies till i finish my oc but im still not anywhere near finishing it now im afraid it will just become another one of my abandoned projects
>make a character>name her Anju>make another character>name him Ju>they're both goyim
birth is suffering, aging is suffering, illness is suffering, death is suffering; union with what is displeasing is suffering; separation from what is pleasing is suffering; not to get what one wants is suffering; in brief, the five aggregates subject to clinging are suffering.
HOW DO I DRAW THE SAME TILE 4 TIMES IN A ROW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS GAME
This bullshit game is always giving me the ippatsu of others. Holy fucking shit, I'm going to strangle a bitch.
>>538547660>suutanki tenpai
>>538551526Welcome back Kman
BASTAAARD BIIIITCH GIVE ME THE TSUMOOO!!!1
>>538547660horrible game
Don't worry, we're the first generation that's gonna live forever. See you at League 100!
>>538551686I fluked that one for a 4-sided sanankou I think. >>538552621come back
I'm better at mahjong than everyone else here
>iishanten for suushiihou>nyagger redeems the tanyaosaars....
>>538547660Back to 3/4!
I am as mediocre at mahjong as everyone else here
FUCK
>>538553364Nice chuuriten poutou
>go to local mahjong meetup>take off my shoes and socks so I can play better>they yell at me and threaten to kick me out for being a disgusting freakWhy do Americans force people to wear shoes indoors?
>>538553565Should've kept your socks on for maximum flow
>>538553565poor saki anon...
>>538553565>take off my shoescivilized person>and socksimmensely brown
>>538553565you reek, son
7 spend (1) ticket on snake gacha in the final hourquads dump it all.anything else HOLD
Quick scoring test. Five waits, no dora and no riichi. What's the winning score for each tile?
>>538553729>>538553936Socks are unergonomic and make my toes feel muggy and compacted, which distracts me from focusing. Has anyone ever used one of those toe spreader things?
>>538554537Tsumo or ron you nigger?
sorry I had to take a piss
>>538554537>no riichicouldn't be me
>>538551526Isn't this good? this means you always know when to avoid tsumogiri and you can always cuck their ippatsus.
>>538554882You should know both
>>538554537>no riichi
>>538554537assuming non-dealer ron3p - 20004p - 13006p - 77007p - 52009p - 3900
>>538555092nta but I know both but im not going to bother doing all of them
Didn't get snake. In fact didn't get any limited or collab character since I started playing two years ago. Well recent collab sucked and so did birdhag but I would've liked snakehag. Oh well. It can't be helped.
>>538555092>have to write down 20 winning scores because you didn't specify dealer or non-dealer as well as tsumo or ron.
>>538555350your sanshoku reps?
>>538555468QUICK YOU HAVE 3 MINUTES YOU CAN STILL WHALE
>>538555418nta but it's not like writing down ron payments after tsumo is that much extra workI just won't write them down cuz I can tell them all just by looking so this exercise is not for me
>>538554285I summoned in the last minute for good luck. I got the sparkler riichi stick, the one thing that I really wanted. Good luck rituals work and astrology is real.
Got snake with f2p rolls, bought the outfit because FOMO, but this is the last time I pay for a png/gif/jpg.
>Time remaining>EndedAnd now we wait for a GOOD collab
>>538555595thanks for reminding me
>>538555813That's what they all say
I got the snake.
John Yostar heresince the snek event is over we would like to announce Saki collab part 3 thank you for your continued support.
>>538555595Too late. Shan't spend more than a charm a month.Only exception is if my main get an outfit.
>>538555980please just add kuro
>>538547660gg, thanks for the fun games
bot?
>>538547660ggs, thanks for joining.
>>538556376Room?
>>538556419jade s2
>>538555918unironically this, I always fall for fu ji's swan song
>>538556376call rate seems very low for a bot. could just be a gold room sealclubber
>>538556846then there's the complete opposite at the same table. you'll never guess his rank
>>538553565>going barefoot in some public venue that's been stepped on by all kinds of people's shoes, all of which have been to unknown placesThe only context I've seen complaints about taking off shoes and socks not being a thing is when visiting a person's house. Is taking them off in an outside facility a 3rd world thing?
>>538557098i've seen M3s with stats like these
>>538557098looks like average master 1 stats
>>538557203correct!>>538557156perchance but atleast their 1st rate should be higher than their 4th
>>538556551Leaning towards no just because tonpuu bots are too niche. I wouldn't put it past the Chinese to cheat in tonpuusen games though.
>>538557437every jade lobby has 1-2 of these retards, so it doesn't come as a surprise to me at all
>>538557747my jade lobbies always have three saint 3s in their celestial rank up game
>>538558357Well if you were better than them you wouldn't be complaining
>>538558445true. time to queue gold room
>>538558357stop playing during bot hours then
>>538557098ichihime-1.png
Can I buy horse glue made from race horses?
I think I understand now how some can get frustrated at mahjong. Usually I don't think about my rank, I see ranked merely as a way to raise my characters' bond points - but today after I lost the first game I played, I told myself that I won't stop playing until I'm net-positive in rank points for the day. It took me 19 east games.
>>538559145Attachment is the root of suffering
>>538559145Welcome to the club
>>538559145>I told myself that I won't stop playing until I'm net-positive in rank points for the day.I regret this every time and yet I keep doing it.
silksong is kicking my ass so I will play a much less frustrating and much more relaxing game: mahjong!Majsoul Friends Room 70311(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=70311
>>538559689>silksong is kicking my assif silksong is kicking your ass then you won't be able to handle me either
>>538559689
>>538559689Mahjong is not a relaxing game!
>riichi nomi>ura 3Pure skill baby that’s how we do
>>5385596892/4
>>538558357I feel like all the saint 3s I've put in 4th are going to karmically bite me in the ass if I ever get that highI can't imagine the asspain from losing 260+ points in one game, that's like two 1sts and 2nd just to make up
>>538560209>names
>>5385596893/4, one more!
Please do not deplore yourself.Even if the world does not forgive you, I will forgive you.Please do not deplore yourself.Even if you do not forgive the world, I will forgive you.So please tell me.What will it take for you, to forgive me?-Frederica Bernkastel
boring ahh jong, gonna go play MACHINE-CHILD
I'm at work
>>538559689started, thanks for joining
>you can now get badges for yakumemes in memesurawhy didn't they add it the last time memesura was on, i'd have like 17 of them
I've never gotten a yakuman in asura
>>538561238is it because you never played it?
>>538561238Maybe you suck at the game then
>>538561341Correct.
>>538559689silk issue
Once more into the silver room, for the last time, to sealclub.
>silksongHaha yes I am so topical did you know that I am up to date on [CURRENT THING]? I love current thing I'm a huge fan of current thing I live for current thing my entire personality revolves around what other people are consuming and posting about online.
>>538562098Cut him some slack. He's from d*scord.
>>538562264Post the invite link sis
Does Cynthia have the saddest story of any /mjg/ character?
>>538562447
>>538561675Good luck in silver room Hakurai
>>538562098>>538562264Who are you niggers talking about and why
>>538562675N-names!
>>538561341I think I got kazoe once with chinitsu ryanpeikou, I just am too efficient and don't have soul
>>538562420If you didn't get one until now then not even dream about getting it
I missclicked the fucking PonI hate my life
>>538563756Pung, my fellow yuropoor.
>>538563756>2345s>in a fit of delirium, discard the 4 instead of the 5Still not turning on double-click discard.
>>538559689God damn it I didn't notice the kandoragg
>>538559689gg
>>538564105Ah wait nevermind, no ura means no gyakutenI was correct in hindsight
All right, I did it at last.
Evens get back on assetto corsa tomorrow Odds pizza + mahjong 0 clean my house
>>538541734Wait a minute, this isn't mahjong! This is anal sex!
>>538564261Congrats anon. I will now leave a thumbs up on every 1400/2800 on my friends list
>>538564325D-did the driver died?
>>538562098So true sister, have my upvote!
>>538564458Probably not
>>538564458They have fireproof suits and roll cages and shit, they're safe as houses
Is there anything more pathetic than getting to Master by playing silver room? Not even mortalbot cheaters would dare do so
I'll play mahjong next week
>>538565394this is unironically good advice though, tilt queuing is never a good idea
>>538564652>another person in the carDesignated tupapillu?
I only come back to mahjong for the regular tourneys, which I end up grinching anyway.
Is there a script to scrape amae? I need it for something.
>>538566079stop putting anons in databases
>>538565919Why does Kodomo have a game boy?
>>538566218I'm not and even if I was I wasn't and you should basically stop asking questions if you know what's best for you.
I don't like databases
databased
H-Hayai
>>538566294I own a GB with Pokemon Blue IRL
>>538562098For me, it's consuming [OLD CHINESE THING]
>>538566808I only have gen 1 and 2 in VC
>>538566294She's a dickhead that wears retro stuff
The battery in my Pokemon blue died
>>538566808I have 2 with red, blue, yellow, and japanese green
Majsoul Friends Room 63544(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63544Join this room and a good joke will come to your mind 36 days from now.
>>538567095The rental shitmons in pokemon stadium were making me angry so I got the gameboy to transfer evolved pokemon with non-shit moves
>>538567387It's not that hard to solder a new one
>>538567525I'm dying in 35 days so pass
>>538567525We 2/4
>>5385675253/4
>>538567576It died 22 years ago and it had my black Friday toys r us mew on it,
>>538567632You won't be missed
Authentic Hong Kong "Crispy Noodles with Pork" Recipe《肉絲炒麵》
>>538568023But I'm that funny amaekoromo-0.png poster
>>538567525Started
>>538562447Finding out this song is some weird celebration of two guys who were confirmed guilty of murder by their own lawyer kind of ruined it for me.
>>538568415You didn't learn about Sacco and Vanzetti in school?
>>538568526Not an American so no.
>>538568415That's what made me figure it was fine to use it for a silly emote edit. If they'd been innocent I probably would have gone with the Gakkou Gurashi ED.
>>538568415But the Wikipedia article clearly implies they were executed because of racism?
I can't believe Cynthia is fucking dead
h e double hockey sticks
>>538568415>confirmed guilty of murder by their own lawyerHoly BASED truth seeker
>unlocked my mahjong superpower just by paying attention to the game instead of doomscrolling porn on my 2nd monitor the moment my haipai is trash or I deal inTruly, I have seen.
>>538568526Not an Italian so no.
>>538568415>confirmed guilty of murder by their own lawyerwhich is why you need 12 Angry Men on your side
I'm gonna need League 7 to be bigger than ever before so I can make the 12 Angry Jyanshis team.
I'm not angry though
>>538570472I’ve seen you tilt.
>>538570049It's only a real mahjong superpower if you announce it's name to the world every time you use it. Something like "Schwarzchild's Haipai" or "Shinsetsu Iipeikoufist Shinken: Ron of Laplace"
League 7 will have the Steve team
>>538567525This m*le doesn't know it but this is the second time he's drawn the last possible tile
>>538570532I only dama when I tilt
I only dama in friendlies
>>538569692She was such a good friend to all
I do both
I can dama at will. My powers are not bound by thread etiquette.
Why wouldn't I dama if it's convenient for me? To not hurt your feefees? It's le hecking unfair? Are we not competing to win now?
>>538571625>Are we not competing to win now?No? It's a friendly.
I will dama because I can't jong and I drank all my water because reason
>>538571748This is the laasti-me that you can do this
I guess I'll post a room at a different time
Total chiwhori death
Evens take a 10k loan out of my retirement when it goes up another 5th digit Odds don't 0 kms
>>538571697>It's a friendly so you have to play exactly as I want so I can win and you lose?
>>538572278Almost what I said. Keep it up
I just want to play good mahjong, why is that so bad?
>>538573442Ranked Match might be for you, my friend
>>538573442Because that makes the poster on top of you seethe with anger.
nooooo my nyakuten
>>538567525ggs
Dama is more fun actually
>>538567525ggs onee-samas
>>538573885*pulls ur tongue out with tongs.
>dama >good mahjongkekw
Dama is a bad play 90% of the time. You're lowering your own hand's value for no reason other than to turn your ron into a random, senseless punishment. There are game theory reasons for doing it in ranked, but what's the point of playing friendlies with you if you're going to go out of your way to make it just as irritating as ranked?
I find enjoyment in making others mad
>>538573560People in ranked don't play good mahjong
>>538574332nah you're just coward
>>538574332All you have to do is exist, luckshitter
>>538574508not the point smartass
>>538574508Have you considered that this might be a local issue?
I'm going to the parlor where people who daiminkan get punched
I'm going to alice
>dama pinfu nomi
https://girlcockx.com/cactasis/status/1962197990241955979tan-skinned Egyptian Ichihime, now
>girlcock
>dama pinfu nomi for 4th place acceptance in all last
Don't use girlcockx if you're not sharing girl cocks.
>>538575507I've done this to put myself out of my misery because they kept adding renchans
>>538574508That might be a problem that occurs when you don't play Ranked, my friend. Hence you're stuck in the Gold Room.
>>538575632I'm not stuck in gold room, I won't queue to get out of it
Anju bombed Sara.
I'm so fucking tired, bruhs.
>>538575893Yeah, I get tired too. That's why I always take a break.
>90% of your hobby is taking a break from itbravo gamers
I'm going to /vp/
>>538575604Well that other anon up there said you were tryharding and ruining everyone's fun, so I sincerely hope you reflect on your mistakes and apologize.
>>538576363holy persecution complex
ron ton nomidana
>>538576363>damafags have the persecution complex of jews
Just started playing this and it's confusing
>>538576936look up tanyaolook up yakuhai
Watcher here. Need someone to watch. Can some of you guys play so I can watch?
>>538577445I don't like when people watch me play mahjong, so no.
>>538577445watch the full serieshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/IKOBAMfSM5Q
>>538577445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPevPXvwSuQ
>>538577445https://www.twitch.tv/xsinstream222
>>538577732>M1ohnono
>>538577809don't look at how many games he's played
>>538578020i know, it's why it's ohnono worthy
>>538576231why? to laugh at the state of the games?
>>538578213The pokegirls
>>538578398good taste, anon
>>538578398Acceptable
>>538578020I did.
>>538578398>the POKEgirls
Back to /vp/ you go
>>538578739
>game has sexy little girls (momo, haruna)>pick the dogs (hannah)
>>538579353you get the little girls with the dogs
>lose to bullshit in mahjong>calm down by winning in chess
>>538578398For me, it's Lillie May Dawn Rosa Hilda and now I'm dizzy thinking about them
>>538579353why can't I just fuck both? (preferably at same time, when hannah gets loli skin)
I accidentally fell asleep and woke up at 2 am. what the hell do I do now? do I just have to stay awake for 19 hours? what if I fall asleep in the afternoon again
>>538579978It's wrong and disgusting to fuck dogs
>>538580006listen to your heart
>>538580006just stay awake until your normal bedtime
>>538580043Sir, it's a cat.
>>538580043
He stopped streaming. Who do I watch now?
someone is working on the /mjg/ client and is just waiting to present it during this arts & crafts tourney, right??
help
>>538581607>fighting
>>538581607You can be the streamer with the highest amount of views for riichi shitty right now
>>538581679cock fighting
>>538581732that would require me to use tw*tch
Que alguien me mate. Estoy aburrido.
I would like a burrito
>>538569139Aw, her sleeping is so cute!
>>538581607Should I stream on the shitty?
>>538582664Yes. Do it for the Aruanon
>>538582664stream in the category, but play on tenhou
>>538582554
Holy mahjong
>>538582554Burritos are always better in theory than practice.
>>538582786this
>>538582924MAHJONGAS!
>>538582924There's no fucking way this is real lmao
>>538582964you've never had a burrito from a place staffed entirely by illegal immigrants
Doko?
>>538583120I've had one from Chipotle before, yes
I'm sleepy anon. Can't host.
>>538583439Jeets can't make burritos
>>538583439they need to not even be able to speak english and fill brown bags with tortilla chips that make them see thru
>>538583440Nini, haggu
Good night /mjg/.
>>538584185Good night
>>538584185Nini, Sprinkle
I'm still at work
>>538584537Same, wanna kiss?
>>538584982No thanks
Doko
I can not believe everyone is dead... rip /mjg/
>>538586337Ask Clamp, it's never going to be finished at this rate
i good mahjong ranked
I ordered pizza to eat for the next two days
>wake up>everyone goes to sleepdamn
>>538586616I believe in them even if it takes them a decade to finish up the series.
https://youtu.be/ujZdhrW-Jg8?si=E1KO-_ZI9D4SiwSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvBla5NUlvkNow that was a good game...
????Konami this is literally Towa
https://youtu.be/NtJnix-9niI?si=bRVfFDgH2ps0O4_l
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl4v9jf6zV4
I just spent 6 hours vibecoding a Python script that would've taken me an hour to write
>>538590495I spent 20 years learning something that would've taken me a few months.Then I forgot about it.
>nina playing soramommy
>>538590926
>>538590805Japanese?
>>538591013
Majsoul Enemies Room 30472(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30472Samna
Not even Japanese natives know all the kanji
>>538590805IT TOOK ME TEN YEARS TO FINDTHE ANSWER TO SOMETHINGI FORGOTABOUT IT IN TWO SECONDSTHATS ABOUT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>538590990forgot the linkhttps://youtu.be/sYl3J974AzE?list=RDsYl3J974AzE
>>538591164Started
>>538591168Not even English natives know all the words
>>538591542Yes I do
>>538550879Ju is a niggerfaggotjew thoughbeit
Is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious a scrabble local yaku?
I may not know all the words, but I do know all the names.amaekoromo-0.png
>>5385911642/3
>>538591164Sorry, I tryharded way too much for no reason.
Is there a superior way to broadcast live mahjong than what M-league is doing? the constant quick cuts between hands is jarring
>>538590495what does that even mean? if it took 6 hours then it took 6 hours
>>538592479It is a mahjong enemies room. The first dama pinfu was supreme faggotry though, even in ranked.
>>538592529overhead camera with 4 smaller feeds at the bottom to show each hand
What makes the bakyou blue?
>>538592707>pushing riichi pinfu dora into dealer with pei and shimocha with triple peiShan't.
Everything, this entire skyLet it be destroyedIts colors are washed outBut with my crimson blade brought down upon this worldI shall mark the beginnings of new life"The blue skies are beautiful"Who was it that said that?These eyes only reflect desolate colorsThe sky goes on endlessly, yet all I see is loneliness worth an eternity.
>>538592529They should make it look spectating in mjs with 4 cameras in each corner showing the player's faces
>>538592995Don't complain about tryharding too hard then say that you're going to push pinfu dora with an unsafe middle tile discard and not riichi pinfu dora. Both players are going to be pushing anyways because they have value and it's east 1. >>538591164Still 2/3
I haven't linked my account yet
>>538593778I wouldn't worry about it
I don't like old hags like Fu Ji
>>538590990Had to check if this was a real emote. Somehow I've never seen it before, even while going through my folder.
>tfw half of your friend list is going to vanish soon because anons won't link their accountBWEEHHHHH
>>538594286Wait, really? I still can't figure out if you need to bind an email registered account.
>>538593770I meant to say force.I was going to fold the hand as soon as I saw tsumogiris coming out or someone calling riichi.
Standard ranked hanchan rules .... so ... 4th avoidance??
I take 4ths up the ass like a man
>>5385951104th penalty isn't a rule
>>538582009Hmmm no quiero.
>>538595490You take four men up the ass? I-impressive!
>>538582009>Que alguien me MATEwell if you insist
>>538592529abema premium show all hands
>>538593619>>538592920I'm pretty sure this would overload the spectators with information and it's why it's not the format they are using.
it hasn't asked me once to bind my account? where do I do that
Tangananica nica nica nicaTangananáTodo lo explica ¡Ja!No explica na~
>>538596367Nah they're just incompetent
>>538596582nvm I'm alread bound
>>538597070Where do you check that?
I was instructed to give you guys this blob, since there are many blob games with mahjong, and also Sphene's game has mahjong.Here you go!
>>538597512settings and then click on "others"
>>538591164ggs
>>538591164GGs
>get up to 60000 points by east 2 through several tsumos>everyone else around 13000>maka gives me a match score of S+>start playing hyper-defensively and non-efficiently, saving defensive tiles and throwing out middle tiles>win 1st place>total MAKA score C+?????
>>538591164ggs. I'm never going to get kazoe or ryuuiisou at this rate, even in >sanma
>>538597957bots don't haipai ori or go full safetilecuck even when ahead
>>538575507holy fuck this emote is so kinoimagine doing this while you discard your dora red five while the suji is telling you it's not a safe tile
>>538598470chuuni or just underage?
>surely if i discard this middle tile for riichi they will fall for my suji trap
doko
>>538594398you dotry logging into your yostar accountif it doesn't log in, it means you need to make one (and the mjs will be added automatically if it's the same address)https://account.yo-star.com/
>>538598728nice phishing site
>>538598553if you were truly grown up you'd find the fun in silly shit
>>538597771bweh, we accept your offering
Satisfactory
>>538598728what yostar account
>>538599460you have a link in the post, doofus
Bros how do I make the losing stop?
>>538600817
>>538600817make a room
>>538600817no idea
Jogged 2.50km in honor of Haru Urara RIP a real one
makearoom
>>538601348Why don't you make it
>>538601171Based but you should make it a regular thing.
>>538601171The horsey sure is sleeping for a very long time
>read japanese poems out of boredom>le seasons>le geography>le flora>le wildlife>repeat ad nauseamBravo
>>538601668She will sleep until the end of the universe, it's pretty romantic if you think about it.
>>538601903But the horsey needs to wake up to eat
>>538601991The horsey went to sleep because it are too much low quality gaijin grass...
>>538601991
>>538601491
>>538601678poem is midwit thoughbeit
45m2234567p34567s
>>5386030872p
444z111m66z111z777z
It's getting on my nerves.This dama is an eyesore.This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu. This pinfu!
kodo
Steves. Leave.
>>538603132nobetan tenpai, i hated it
what nowthe account isn't bound as far as I know (it even shows up as unbounded in the website)
doko doko doko doko
Steves. Cleave.
>>538603839contact customer service
Does anyone else hate the negative energy of pinzu tiles? When I discard them it always feels far too tentative of a play, as if I were leaving everything up to fate to decide. Unlike manzu which are clear and decisive and souzu which are grounded and whole, pinzu feel unstable, arbitrary, almost as if they were conspiring against your very success.
Make way for the best steve soundpost
YOU DARE TO POST KRINGE... IN MY GENERAL?!
Love opening up a game on steam that I haven't played in a while and it just doesn't work.
>>538604398>perfectly good emote edit>add AI to it
So what is Frank exactly? The de facto leader of /mjg/?
Sorry Frank, I'll be Steve.
MAHJONG!
>>538604582This song is scary.What's the meaning?
I'm moving to New Zealand
>>538605358horseshit, you're not retired
Odds and I waste time like usualEvens and I practice for arts & crafts0 and I watch random shit
>>538605849another day wasted, bravo anon
>>538605963I can't let my 4600+ days streak die
>>538606025>4600 / 365 = 12.6 yearsanon?
I think I only did about 10 years before I had to get a job
>>538606102Yes.
>>538606121You have been working since you were 10?!
Bravo.
I've been jerking since I was 10
>>538606256yeah, my their chains
I've been shitposting online since I was 8.
>>538604153manzu is the headiest suit. always a weird wait or honitsu.pinzu is typically the most comfortable. typical, by the books 'jonging.souzu gives me the ick.
>>538603943nah too much effort
>>538606256this but unironically
>>538606256How big is your pp now
>>538606505Don't you know about the pencil sharpener effect?
I've been gooning since League V.xenia-2.png
>namescatchy song
Omoitattara itsu datteDonkihoute de machiawaseDokkan to afureru yume wo kaimashoKibun wa takarasagashidaneDon don don donkki ~ donki ~ houte ~Boryuumu manten gekiyasu janguru (jangurudaa ~)Don don don donkki ~ donki ~ houte ~Nani demo sorotte benrina wo miseDonkihoute ~Masani janguru wandafuruKigatsukeba hikiyoserareruDon don don no shigunaru!Horeba horu dake don don takaramono wa takusan detekuruKoko wa donkihouteMinasanshu no naru hou eNan demo sorou tte!Kimi wa te ni suru guddeiShoudou tekidemo toku shitaneKonya wa nani ga aru no kana ?[thanks for visiting animesonglyrcs.com]Don don don donkki ~ donki ~ houte ~Itsu demo manzoku fushigina janguru (janguruda a ~)Don don don donkki ~ donki ~ houte ~Mayonaka sugite mo tanoshii wo miseDonkihoute ~Don don don donkki ~ donki ~ houte ~Boryuumu manten gekiyasu janguru (janguruda a ~)Don don don donkki ~ donki ~ houte ~Nani demo sorotte benrina wo miseDonkihoute ~Don don donkki ~Don don donkki ~Donkihoute ~fujitakana-11.png
>>538607031[thanks for visiting animesonglyrcs.com]amaekoromo-5.png
fujitakana-11-tomato.png
>>538607395>>538607395>>538607395
steves, we don't enter this early threadkristeve-3.png
