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*sip*ahh
>>538573506this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>538573767>>538573257Hammer has a "flip vertically" and "flip horizontally option" so you do have that done automatically but you would still have to copy and paste the parts to flip
>>538573506Beautiful OP
is cs2 fun
>>538573506STOP MAKING OFF-TOPIC THREADS!!!!>>538573949INCORRECT IT'S THE LEAST PERFECT OP EVAR!!!
>>538574224https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f5/Heavy_domination11.wav
*reloads my primary weapon in team fortress 2*
I'm not reading all of that. Please take your meds
oh boy here we go
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9f/Heavy_taunts05.wav
Did Zesty win yet?
me fragging as a phlog pyro with a pocket medic waiting for the MvM update to drop
u-updetto?
>>538573506I <3 /tf2g/!
Kill pyros. Dont read schizo pyro posts. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>538575102I like how all these months later snaildier is still making you seethe
>>538575231I like snailder, what do you mean
>>538575181Fuck pyros. Do read normal pyro posts. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>538575102wtf is this schizocollage
>>538575102So true sis!
>>538575350
>>538575350this butt femscout
Wtf is this wall of text rant
>>538575712He unironically saves and reposts his schizorants from when he gets banned
>>538575102Love this image lol
>>538575712I believe it's what this general calls a "trvth nvke".
>>538574469i look like this
>>538574516>>538574716
it's sad that he genuinely gets angry at this
>>538577324he has no life outside this general, he's made a point of telling us that
>>538575102Is that zeeshud?
schizoing out is /tf2g/ culture
>>538576048you look like a post of someone saying they're reloading in tf2?
anime, did in fact, win hugely today.
>>538579569true! >>538575102
>>538579569TRVKE
>>538579569
He’s so perfect bros
>>538579569HUMONGOUS TRVTHNVKE
>>538573619too slow
Someone post Cupdier NOW!
>>538575102lol based
Shouldn’t you be fixing your schizoshack before it collapses?
I want shupo feet
Reminder: Blue archive is NOT tf2 related.
>>538582352you're just trying to set off the schizo huh
>>538582352How so?
>>538582263This and new aussies
Where were you when you realized zesty saved TF2? I was there...
>>538582836new huh? now you're getting nothing.
>>538582936he really saved tf2 by ordering more comissions of his female self
let's be realwe are not getting new aussies
>>538583842valve would be extremely stupid not to do so shupobro
>>538583842But Weezy told me we should expect them...
>>538583842you literally couldnt afford them even if they did add them pablo
So. How's that haunted collection of yours coming along anon? Ready to try your luck again this year? What'cha aiming to get? Do you still have your strange haunted item?
>>538584517Weezy is the new tyler, don't trust his lies
if they made an exact tf2 game, all mechanics, physics, gameplay, everything, but replace the mercs with cute anime girls with female (female) voicelines, would you guys switch games
>>538587087i would play both
>>538586806I think I got most of what I wanted last year, so I'm good
>>538587253many are saying this
okay wtf is this server, I see it populated all the time.
>>538588040the last bastion of community servers
>>538586806There are the ones I got last year. Honestly I feel indifferent towards the Haunted quality. I would rather try and get all the unique paper masks.
>>538588040I remember when there were a bunch of pony tf2 serversI never understood why there were so many bronies playing tf2 eitherback then it felt like the mlp/tf2 communities had such a big overlap. And even in non-pony servers it felt like there were always a few people with a pony pfp
>>538588791mlp had a lot of overlap with the internet at large
>>538588791>back then it felt like the mlp/tf2 communities had such a big overlap. And even in non-pony servers it felt like there were always a few people with a pony pfp/mlp/ and its consequences have been disastrous for the entire planet. There are probably satellites out there roaming with pony stickers.
>>538589967>There are probably satellites out there roaming with pony stickers.based
>>538590295I can't argue against this lol
>>538588791I think it's because>the game went F2P around the same time MLP got popular>you could mod the game and use custom sprays and avatars and therefore insert ponyshit everywhere>the game is cartoony and silly>/mlp/ ran/runs a server for itThank god that fad is over
>>538588040this and the furry pound are always populated, even at dead times. meanwhile Uncletopia and Zesty's Vanilla is only populated in the US afternoon hours.
The anime horse girl game is more annoying than MLP ever was desu
>>538591276no, pony literally needs a containment board just not to flood the rest of the site
this game would be good if it wasnt landlocked to a bunch of gay ymca ass doods
>>538591276I disagree, the uma fans are not fucking everywhere like bronies were and we're not at the point where we need an uma containment board
>>538591382what
join his FUCKING serverand no you can't use the Short Circuit
>>538591374>>538591406you're talking about the fanbase whereas anon was talking about the show/game itself, i think
>>538591382skill issue
>>538583842>valve literally refusing to paint some weapons shiny and by extension my walletNo way.
Revert it.
>>538591541then that's stupid because we were talking about fanbases to begin with
Update this week bros
>>538591854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>538591690What are these shupos doing?
>>538592019They're practicing the way train cars connect to each other
>>538592019shupo stuff
>>538591714this but the amby
why is the one more stoic shup always holding her hands up to the sides of her headwhat does it mean
>>538591529did this guy really remove the short-nig? why?
>>538592591no idea. because he has said he doesn't like it many timesbut I don't even know if it's still bannedhe banned the vacc at some point, and then lifted the ban after a few daysand he also lifted the short circuit ban at some point tooso he keeps flip flopping
>shuts down demospam and spamdierWhy must I hate this weapon again?
>>538593060Still better than tardtopia, but Zesty should learn to stick with his principles instead of going back and forth so much
>>538592512i've been wondering this toomaybe it's like how when you use certain voice commands in tf2 it causes your merc to motion with their arms
>>538592512>>538594875the japs love their hand gestures and I assume it has something to do with trains
>>538591276i like how if the question: "what's your favorite pony" is asked, there's usually a response, it rarely happens, but often enough for me it too be in my long term memory
>>538593708did he really say that
>>538595096but it's a korean game
>>538595550it released in japan 4 years before it ever saw the light of day in korea, it is fully intending on being a japanese focused game
:(
>>538593519it's only spammable if you're hugging the payload cart or spawn locker. Otherwise, you can spam it for a bit with a full dispenser but it's not unlimited. I think it's a fine weapon, doesn't even come close to how bullshit the wrangler is. Wrangler is just fucking stupid in comparison.
>>538588669It's a great color. Full haunted cosmetic slots should have some kind of in game spell or unusual effect, but even the rarity is enough for me to do my contracts.
>>538595907wtf invisible scout
telepoot :-D
>>538596631Cream the Rabbit
>>538596687
>I main aimbotting Direct Hit Soldier
>>538595550brother, the girls all have japanese namesyes, it's made by gooks, but it was handcrafted by goks to appeal to japs
>>538595296zesty is an odd guy
>>538596756
real talk, how are our texasbros doing after the loli ban, i've been sleeping more
>>538597372wtf...
>>538595907where did the medpack go???
>>538598127UP YOUR ASS
Post your favorite Engineer hat
>>538598784
TRVTH NVKE INCOMINGhttps://youtu.be/anSdQOTF6aY
>>538598784For me it's the Pardner's Pompadour
tf2g feels so much better for some reason
>>538599912I think the schizo got himself banned again when he had that chimpout earlier
>>538600426I’ve nutted to Neco Arc like 17 times
>>538599912>more interesting topics of discussion>less infighting >schizo posting less and lesscrazy I know
Holiday Punch
>>538599975That wasn't even a chimpout.A chimpout is when someone gets irrationally angry and upset.That was just a schizo meltdown. accusing the jannies of colliding with who knows who.
also 2nd guy i made ragequit this month, dude was ubered and got holiday punched
>>538600943Is this the guy?>https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198115823425
>>538600804wtf theyre laffing at you thats mean>>538600943LOL
>>538595907skill issue
>>538600804>gets uber faster>can counter uber with punch >lets your healing target instakills everything >downsides: uhh... you can die? (just use it wiser and be better prep'd when to use) and sentries don't take crit damage (just kill the engi and his alone sentry is piss easy to deal with)Kritz is so OP its not even funny
>>538600896>irrationally angry and upset.Are you implying he wasn't? It was all because the OP image is something he doesn't like and that made him mad, that fits the bill
>>538596756bad toes
>>538582352zesty plays that game so it is tf2 related by the most marginal extension possible
>>538598021he only did it ironically...
>>538601540zesty also plays gta online therefore gta online is also related to tf2
>>538598784your favorite Engineer hat
>>538598784>>538601914>>538603186Kino>>538603489Chud coded>>538598924Trans coded
>>538595907my paaaccckkkkk
>>538593060Vacc is still banned and Zesty should still be disintegrated
>>538591374>>538588791>>538589967>What is Azumanga DaiohYou are anti-White, neo-Christian, Social Darwinist, and should be crucified.
>>538601816this is also true, zesty also played minecraft once or twice so...
>>538604196um....based
>>538604303
>>538604196>hating on ADwheredoyouthinkyouare
>>538604646That's what I'm saying you illiterate brown retard.
>>538604646/@/?
>>538604689you're saying that you hate azumanga daioh
>>538598784Mining light. Man I really wish valve wouldn't have retired it because the unusual prices are insane now.
What was the reasoning for the first nine hats retirement anyway?
>>538605116Jewish tricks (kill yourself for playing valve games)
>>538605116It was an experiment to see if it would artificially increase the value (it worked)
MINI SENTRY
>>538601164Zesty ban Kritz on your "Vanilla" servers meant to bait nostalgiafags by representing the "true tf2 experience" (flaming hot dogshit)!Do it now!
Gunsty Bansus
>>538604981isn't its price also related to the fact people can combo a effect with another unusual hat due to its slot?either way the whole retirement thing was total bs
>>538605456Someone needs to draw jack black steve fucking mimi sentry in a mating press position like right fucking now. not yesterday, not tomorrow, but fucking now
>>538606451(voice) medic: no zey don't
>>538606451I can barely think of a less erotic person to put in a porn scenario than Jack Black
>>538606451>Someone needs to draw [jew raping a child]Heavy players...Konata posters...
the fan-drawn anthropomorphic anime robot of a video game automated turret is a child?
>>538606634>muh 300 year old vampireYou will be SKINNED.
New exploit just dropped. Update delayed by 5 weekshttps://youtu.be/gdirGaKR3Uk?si=Q4-v8dvEf33ngbht
i don't remember saying anything about 300 year old vampires
>>538606912>come back from an 8 year break from the game>delfy is still a thingwtf
>>538607101hey, he paid good money for that golden wrench account. he's not gonna let the game go that easily
Someone needs to draw Heavy Weapons Guy from Team Fortress 2 railing my Original Character in a minigun position
New to the game. Scout interests me but I rarely land more than two kills in a game.Should I just stay as Medic/Heavy until I get a better feel of the game?
If you're going out of your way to trashtalk me then don't hide behind your team as the Engineer like a little baby BITCH
>>538607362swap to pyroequip the phlog
>>538607362Try playing Soldier if your aim sucks. The rockets explode in a large AoE so you can contribute even if you miss and fight from farther away. Heavy is also a good alternative but you're likely to get headshot or backstabbed.If you go Medic watch what other players who are top scoring are doing while you pocket them.
>>538607991What class is this?
>>538608289heavy
>>538608289Pyro
>>538604196Azumanga is used by newgen tourists to larp as oldfags tho
>>538608394>>538608634Heavy vs. Pyro update all over again...
>>538610540Heabee bros... this is our chance for revenge!
>>538610540Why is the Pyro bigger than the Heavy?
>>538611824anon forgot to uninstall his hyper beero mod
>>538610540>>538611867this is why I come to tf2g
If Konata is tf2 related because of a single gif on mario_kart then every single meme on that map can be spammed due to being tf2 related. Same with harbl_hotel. In fact the entire map is just Mario therefore Mario and all related characters are official /tf2g/ approved avatarfaggotry material
*falls off the face of the earth after getting sprays neutered forever*Oops my bad
https://youtu.be/QqkjEadl_d4Answering an important question here
>>538614047both have the ability to respawn as many times as needed
kakarot took 90
If Goku is allowed to swap to spectator for 7 years, why can't I do it in casual
>>538604475how funny
>>538613280Then do it?
>>538613280You hear that, Yoshi? You're a part of TF2 now!
>>538616301only an american consoomer could have such bad taste
Fortnite is TF2 related
My new hitsound and killsoundhttps://files.catbox.moe/bubwe1.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/6yd3l4.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/w6hnmm.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/1ltslp.webmhttps://youtu.be/qhBHkbpm02g?si=SQmofdGCtmILTXTB
Panty & Stocking is TF2 related.>>538618467Sounds like a clown nose honking. I like it.
Why do people dislike Pyro?
Because I main demoknight
>>538618529demoknights look like THAT?
>>538575102LMFAO
>>538619235only the godlike ones
>>538620132Now post your irl appearance
>>538575102>>538620440something between these two.