Doohickey edition >I have a question about Monster Hunter!https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK >MH WildsWilds Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/Event quest schedule: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/scheduleFFXIV Collab Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8vfhdb1NtwTalisman Update Changes: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.021.00.00.htmlWhy (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg >MH RiseSunbreak TU Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/Hunter Connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570yArmor Set Search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=enMonster Weakness Database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/DLC Unlock: https://pastebin.com/2DdDQiBT >MH WorldIceborne Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653General Info: https://pastebin.com/TxqC68h7>Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontierhttps://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY >Databaseshttps://kiranico.com/https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex >Where does /vg/ play?/mhg/ has its own squad in Wilds: RL9XQ7VMPost the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) >/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3 Previous thread: >>538420782
I love hunresses
I love huntresses
gemma post
Edelgard from Fire Emblem: Three Houses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19owYWm4w-oMH can finally come back home
>>538575427that's not a psp
>>538575427bro playing 4u on the 3ds sucks
>>538575427>>538575573neither of those are PS2
>>538575427Manchild "retro" gamers are such a weird market
>>538575667bruh what the fuck
>>538575667How has Nintendo not shut this down?
>>538575667can it run steamOS?
>>538575731I've never seen one of those cloned systems emubox being sold at reasonable prices
>>538575641This retard only looks good in fanart and modded games. She's a fucking ugly bitch.
>>538575427>let's revamp the absolute worst form factor in history for no reason
>mhg
>>538577210>The armor>The gooner edit
>>538577210as it should be
>>538577210me on the left except theres a male underneath
Lumu status?
>>5385781207/50No cute huntresses
>>538578774Joining in 5, I'm not a huntress by the way, not even cute
>>538578774Which ones are cute?
>>538578774astrid and analgoresex are cute
>>538579303>astrid and analgoresex are cuteProoves?
Does Lance's charge counter/thrust work the same as tcs where I actually lose damage if I miss the glow timing?
>>538579008Rae, Anas Gorax, Vull, MASTERLINKX, Noble
>6kPathetic
>>538580119>Rae, Anas Gorax, Vull, MASTERLINKX, NobleAll mogged by Aira
rae is so cute
>>538580245t. Aira
>>538580407Yes she is very cute
she's so cute when she's crushing my balls between her feet
>>538580536Wow it’s an actual cute huntress
>>538580136OH YEAH LETS SEE RICE NUMBERS HUH???*cries myself to sleep*
*ruins your general*
killscreens
>>538581091If can't name all of them you don't belong in /mhg/
Sunbreak or GU tonight chat?
>>538579518i don't take pics of huntresses sorryi just try to not cart infront of them
>>538581364:)
>>538581091imagine being thoseanyway I love huntresses
>axe swings don't do damage>sword swings don't do damage>phial procs don't do damage>FRS can barely do damage compared to a single GS charge or IG rssThey have murdered my favorite weapon...
>>538581669Horrible fashion
Which weapon has the most aggressive playstyle?
>preset face features>goon slop modsI expect no less from our beloved huntress players
>>538581459no carts left to take pictures of astrid
>>538581818I like it and that's all that matters
>>538581091Aira clears
>>538582387Yeah cleared for landing on that 5head
>>538582327Ugly
>>538582387A monarch should be able to inspire loyalty, and there's only one person in this general I'm loyal to.
>>538581128
how do we save mhg
>>538583217there's only one huntress who can SAVE /mhg/
>>538582681gay little man
>>538583668>gets btfo>posts sloppaKEK
>>538584028gay little man, have beta her
>>538584272What PS2 game is this?
>>538581605I played GU and fought Deviljho with GS and now I am upset.
my huntress has a massive fucking ass holy shit
>>538584492can I see it
>>538584391the run that currently runs like crap and even worse during the beta, Milds
A hotel with no people only has rats and roaches
>>538584827Damn, why you roasting the anti-huntress fags so hard anon-kun?
>>538585237>failed to strip him completelyshamefur dispray
>>538585227What Wii U game is this?
>wilds gets bad graphics>suddenly bad graphics is bad when bad graphics used to be good when it was in old monhunInteresting!
>>538587420does AG give paizuri to needy hunters?
>>538587420I was gonna join to hunt with you two cuties, but the squad is at 1/50
>>538586862Every game before Milds had graphics appropriate to their platform generation and were bright and colorful with good models and textures and non-tranny characters.
>>538587547Maybe if you carry her through her quests she'll give you one as reward.
>tasteless faggots in full forceLate US early SEA realy is the worst time
>no new event quests week after the cat paws drop
>>538587420me on the left
>>538588558Yeah but my wife Kobeni btfos all the DMC bitches
>>538588051>>538587420Is the room bugged? I just joined and there is 0 people right now. There is only me.
>>538589595How is she beating dante
does anyone know why i get a steam recording error after half an hour or so?
>>538590001was about to join early and shit was 0/50, it's a weekday so it's prob dead as hell
>>538590539i was on earlier and it felt deader than usual so i left after like 3 hunts
>the squad that enabled problematic elements is now deadWho could have seen it comming
>What're we hunting today, pard?
>>538591032Our feels
>>538591032We're doing random SOS hunts today :)
>>538591358
Gen 5&6 games are the rap music of Monster Hunter.
>>538592091You the type of faggot who listens exclusively to video game music huh?
bring back tempest axe
isn't it kind of funny how a hunter is so small but can fell a monster several times their size?its like rabbit with a stick killing a man
>>538592224What does video game music have to do with low standards?
>>538592581Lol yeah imagine lions killing a giraffe literally impossible
>>538593003Unless that giraffe flies, breathes fire, and/or has a venomous tail, that's a dumb comparison.
>>538581128rajang blowjob
>>538593164Chatacabra has none of that
>>538593164so why'd you say "its like a rabbit with a stick killing a man?" thats stupid then by your logic I can then say "Unless that rabbit can wield a stick 30x its size and the stick is electrocuted that's a dumb comparison"
>>538593335And it would still eat an entire pride of lions while they futilely try to gnaw and scratch at it.
>>538593916that fat bitch would starve trying to chase anything
>>538594319It can outrun your bird going at top speed.
>muh old good new badMonster Hunter was never good
>PS3 graphics>Retarded interface>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage>Unskippable walking segments>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anything>No cat cooking>Like 95% of set bonuses are useless>Million tiers of tempered monsters so you are forced to fight the same monsters over and over again>9 star tempered monsters oneshot you and have more HP than Fatalis so G rank will feel like a cake walk>No Elder Dragons>No HR final boss>Collaboration is not even a monster but some generic colorless robot>Underwater combat>Less monsters than MH2 and 4>No MH language>First flop in franchise's historyIs this the worst game of all time?
Big guy
>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die>9 star tempered monsters oneshot youlil bro can't even keep his shitpost consistent :skull: :skull:
>>538596934It's impossible to die on 99.9% of monsters because of infinite restocking
>>538595674You look like that school teacher that all the girls at school like and then it turns out he's actually gay
>>538597153The only reason people die to 9* monsters is because they didn't upgrade their armor.
>>538597826The reason why people die to 9stars is because they oneshot and have almost as much HP as Fatalis (G rank endgame final boss btw)
the game's too easy until its too hard then its unfair
>>538598283The game is too easy until monsters start oneshotting you and having as much HP as Fatalis
>>538598342>dude school is easy until you have to take a test dood
>>538597902I've never been oneshot by a 9*, try getting good.
>>538599574/xivg/
Guys. How the FUCK do you play GL in this Wilds? Perfect block is a meme and where did my back hop go?
>>538599852Retvrn to pokelance and reposition with shells
>>538592224nta but yes
>>538599852>Perfect block is a memeNo it isn't>where did my back hop go?Nowhere
>>538599574>ywn rape a femboy while her gf(male) watches
>>538599852Use the new double stake combo thing or perfect block into slam into full burst.
>>5386004379* Steve is constantly saying "fuck you and your perfect blocks"
>>538600590Works on my machine
>love the Balahara & Ore GLs>hate the shields>hate the Lala Barina GL>love the shield>can't mix & match
>>538584392now fight savage jho with GS.
Whats wrong with my Anjanath?>>538603449Now doesnt have savage jho yet…
>he isn't a soles hunter
Secured the event ticket, report later if I can get in omega demo
>>538604917If tokuda is there call him a based retard
>triple cart to Hyper ZamtriosSuperb.
>>538606617Did the water beam one tap you?
>>538606647yes and it fucking started slow enough that i reacted too quickly.Dude is a fucking MENACE.Monster is so goddamn cool.
>>538604917you live in japan or visiting?
>>538607210There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
soft
maybe if crapcom didn't show bias towards RE, MH and DMC would be in a better place right now
>>538608209playing stories 2 rn and I'm definitely enjoying it so far.
>>538607627This webm makes the troons so mad!
>>538608209I have high hope for Story 3. If there is one thing i hate about Story 2 it is the super simplified armor and forced shota / loli main characterGlad 3 went for adult MC instead
>>538608597NTA but honestly...they can bring Navirou back idc.They can do Ratha V3 that's cool too.But for fucks sake man stop bringing monsters into the game and then make them non-rideable.Agnaktor? Daimyo Hermitaur? Duramboros? Fucking Tetsucabra? Come the fuck on.
>>538608065DMC5 is outselling milds in real time right now and the series will thankfully remain untouched by Ryozo's accessibility mandate
>>538609763DMC is dead because guy who made DMC2-5 left. They will probably tell some pajeet to make DMC6 because it's so successful but it's going to be 0/10
>>538609763outdated chart Rise is outselling milds now
>>538608065They somehow managed to not only repeat the same mistakes they made with DD2 but made it even worse for some reason It is fucking crazy that is what it is. I still can't believe the gargantuan amount of cope we got when Wilds released. How people didn't immediately refund their shit and slogged through 20 hours of Tokuda story slop.tm is beyond me
>>538609763>>5386099236 might end up being bad considering DMC's track record of having one good game and one bad game sequentially
>>5386104284 wasn't that bad, just half finished.
>>538610428>6 might end up being badRetard, the guy who's been making all games since 2 left. There's literally 0% chance it's going to be better than 0/10
>>538610624I'm sure people thought the same thing after the first game came out and Itsuno headed up 2, regardless of the circumstances. And frankly 5 wasn't that great.
>>538581149Alright, go ahead and name em
>>538610694they weren't wrong, 2 sucked ass
>>538607561Visit, a friend got me in. It was fun so far.
>>538610852>Buster Blade>Tactical Bladedamn they look good.
>>538610694>5 wasn't that great so 6 by some pajeet is going to be freaking kino
>>538604917report back on what the omega armor is
>>538610428A DMC6 under current Capcom made with the investor-centric design philosophy as DD2/SF6/Wilds/Onimusha would be catastrophically shit and cement the company as SHARTcom in the public eye
>>538612013dmc5 was made in exact same climate you below room temp iq retard
>>538610852>World Rathalos renderThis reminds me that they STILL haven't posted official renders for Rathalos/Rathian/Xu Wu or any of the Guardian monsters yet. I wouldn't be surprised if they just never made them at all
>>538612090DMC5 was developed in the mid 2010s, before World released, before Tsujimoto was promoted, before they decided to develop Street Fighter internally instead of outsourcing to Dimps, while Itsuno was still at the company, and before their big 'accessibility' initiative started in the 2020s.
>>538575240you are my wife
>>538612013Yeah I'm almost certain they'll try to micro monetize the game somehow. Already did it with the red orbs and gold orbs being sold.
Imagine...DMC6.............with OFFSETS!!!!!!!!!
>>538612770Why does this game look so blurry?
>>538612770every melee attack in dmc5 can offset
>>538612859doomsisters wtf...
>>538612770isn't royal guard already an offset?
never forget what they took from you...
>>538612859>>538612939Those are artificial difficulty, elitist gatekeeping mechanics. I mean something accessible and satisfying like GS/Hammer offsets
The year is 2025. /mhg/ lives under DOS RULE. All mildsmice are sissified. Micies live to serve DOS BVLLS in vast scat treatment facilities. Welcome to /mhg/‘s CLASSIC FUTURE.The last remaining mildsie remembers life before the revolution – before the Ryozo-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He posts on the war-torn outskirts of the post-hunt AGP memorial center, where he hides his beautiful bride doj from the clutches of the brutal FRONTIER ARMY.As militant solo-hunters prowl the lobbies searching for transwomen, the mildsie will stop at nothing to protect sweet doj's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, the mildsie gives his tender manlet body to a gang of pitiless worldCHADS: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy mildsie prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of prep and positioning? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.Acclaimed hunter and BBC appreciator aira presents a tantalizingly gay vision of the future. His broken english, repetitive, chatGPT generated passages of three-on-one worlo dosKING offset sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The CLASSIC KINGS have their way with the mildsie's pathetic sissy body, mashing focus strike and perfect guard through one of the deadest live service flops in the history of Capcom. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative cuck fantasy unfolds.Experience the true power of monster hunters in discord raids. Prepare to watch the ultimate in hunting action. Explore the mind-bending world of DOS FUTURE, the first book in Ryozo's brand new series.
should i use followers?
>>538583572SHE DIED. she's never coming back.
>>538613457she plays on an alt
post your custom stickers so i can steal them
>>538613829"MH7 will fix it!"
>>538614037Mainline is cancelled due to Wilds flopping so hard
>>538613173The year is 2025. /mhg/ lives under RAINBOW COTTON CANDY RULE. All teeny-tiny fluffmice are transformed into glittery gumdrop helpers. Micies live to serve the BIG FLUFFY PUPPIES in vast cupcake frosting facilities. Welcome to /mhg/’s SPARKLE FUTURE.The last remaining fluffsie remembers life before the Rainbow Revolution – before the sprinkle potions, the cotton-candy wigs, twinkly bows, and mandatory jellybean giggles. He posts on the sugar-dusted outskirts of the Cupcake-and-Unicorn Memorial Garden, where he hides his beautiful bride, Princess Doj, from the clutches of the brutal GUMMY BEAR ARMY.As militant battle-kittens prowl the lobbies searching for lost bunnies, the fluffsie will stop at nothing to protect sweet Doj’s purity. Wearing his pink-and-blue sparkle wig, flouncy marshmallow skirt, and candy-striped stockings, the brave little fluffsie offers his soft cupcake heart to a gang of pitiless WORLD KITTIES: the ultimate act of courage and snuggly sacrifice. But is the fluffsie prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of cuddles and rainbow tickles? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable bubblegum fantasies.Acclaimed cupcake-hunter and marshmallow appreciator Aira presents a tantalizingly fluffy vision of the future. His broken english, repetitive, ChatGPT-generated passages of three-on-one rainbow cuddle raids push the boundaries of pastel fiction. The CLASSIC KITTIES have their way with the fluffsie’s silly jellybean body, mashing sparkle strike and perfect guard through one of the fluffiest live service flops in the history of CupcakeCom. And interspersed throughout the sugary prose, a suspenseful narrative full of candy-coated imagination unfolds.Experience the true power of monster kittens in rainbow raids. Prepare to watch the ultimate in sparkle-snuggle action. Explore the mind-bending world of COTTON CANDY FUTURE, the first book in Rainbow’s brand new series.
i need a bitch so bad
>>538615075The only one i want is aira i need to fill her with my pure european semen in a way american bastard mutts never could
>>538612770but dmc5 already has offsets with dante and nero in particular. I don't really play V or Vergil but dante can offset the angelo like crazy https://youtu.be/YIQ4oIUMD5Y?si=yb3j4fM9jgV8CT5I
>>538615732eww
>MH is now a completely trans franchise>/mhg/ is fully ran and infested by plebbit troons and inbred mongoloidsI'm so glad I jumped ship before the end.
>>538616508I am a girl
>>538616618>inbred mongoloids
>>538614574fluffsies...we are soft...
>>538616618Made for bbc
>>538612135Rathian got one ages ago.
>>538616953Why does she look so colorless?
My hunter is like this.
>>538617792The brush strokes used by the artists were too soft
>>538617792>>538617792remember what they took from you (colors)
>>538617792Rise one was even more washed out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wCAbusDqRQ
>watching this washed up boomershoo shoo
>>538619509his hairline...
https://x.com/MHO_English/status/1965597884176572862
>>538620538oh man and i thought this was the account for some group finally getting MHO working in a private setup disappointing
