Elf Woyer Edition>News09/09/2025: Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch.30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle. This doesn't stop the server, but it may impact some individuals working for Turtle under US jurisdiction ( https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf )17/08/2025 : Turtle's new realm Ambershire is out along Epoch's Kezan, Gurubashi and Menethil!>Released Servers ranked by current global popularityTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite once you're above level 5.<Evil> - Turtle WoW, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /wpsg/'s guild<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /heals/'s guild (ERP) >>>/trash/heals<Full Moon Company> - Turtle WoW, Nordanaar realm, crossfaction<Totally Nice Dudes> - Bronzebeard+, Ascension, whisper Kott>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX (embed)>Previous Thread>>538445775
faggots
>>538608884Im horny now
loktarcaptcha: pxd0
I'm gaining exactly ONE level every day on Ambie (with tents.) Yesterday I unlocked level 10 on my warrior and got my Herbalism to 15 (yes I can herb Earthroot now, I have acquired the ancient knowledge required to pull out this plant, fucking gamer that I am).Today I am going to reach level 11 and go from 5% Crit chance to a whopping 6% Crit chance whoaahh
So is anyone playing on Tauri Lelgion?
>Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch.Genuinely willing to bet this didn't happen. What actually happened is Ascension bought Epoch originally, but to keep the retards from running, they pretended to be in a "deal" where Kaytotes was "still working on Epoch" (when reality is he was playing Minecraft) and are just using the DMCA to pretend like he had to leave.
>>538612708Very nice>>538612812When do they go over to WoD again? the 30th? I'll give it a try.
Kaytotes is a retard.The cease and desist says something to the effect of "if you don't take this server down, we will take your ass to court." Just walking away from the server isn't enough. Kaytotes was still involved in its creation and can still be sued for copyright infringement. And he'll lose because he infringed their copyright and caused demonstrable damages even if he's no longer involved with the project.
Why are actual redditors LITERALLY smarter than /vg/...?
>>538614192Anon already said this >>538613543
>>538614192Go back.Noone wants to read your schizo posts.
>>538613543>>538614192Well something is certainly weird about it. These people spent years on the discord, talking daily, and had thousands of posts. Then after launch they suddenly stop posting completely, and none of them say ANYTHING AT ALL before they all leave the server simultaneously
BOW TO THE MOTHERFUCKING KING, BABY THEY JUST KEEP WINNING
>>538614812They're stupid, but not that stupid to continue painting a target on themselves after they get served a C&D.Turtle lawsuit scared the living shit out of every 20-30 year old "dev" in the scene. Noone wants to deal with potential legal crap for some hobby work.
With epoch being basically dead i want to level a tank druid on amber.Who wants to be my level healslut? I will abuse you.
I wonder when the herb prices are going to start rising on Ambershire. Lotuses are still really cheap
>>538615068they were real quiet ever since ascension bought them out weeks ago. Eredun was talking on discord regularly even after that, though he said he wasn't supposed to respond to pings or anything, yet he nor anyone else who worked on the project for years say ANYTHING at all is crazy to me and speaks to something else going on. At least one person would be furious about this shit happening to them and cry about it on discord, yet no one said anything. It's crazy
>>538615235>lotusesits loti you fucking monkey
>>538615363What are they suppossed to say?Ascension took over GM/Discord support.Just because they're not attentionwhoring doesn't mean there's some grand conspiracy.
>>538615372Maybe in Latin but not in the Freedom Language
warmeme guild when?
Which server should I choose if I want to dive into the depths of lust and debauchery with fellow erp-obsessed weirdos?
>>538615601>What are they suppossed to say?I dont know, but it's human nature to say something when your shit is taken away, especially if it's concerning a pet project of yours that you worked on for years and spent hundreds of hours on. I don't know if everyone got a big fat paycheck from ascension and didn't say anything because of that, or because they got silently absorbed into the ascension team, but something is certainly up
>>538615770Ambershire.
>>538615770Epsilon
pepopo978 archived nampower the other day so they may be planned on eventually deleting their GitHub like a few of the others did instead of immediately deleting it. If you use any of their addons/mods, time to back them up.
>>538615770Join <Branded> on Ambershire.
>>538612708>warriorhahahhaaha everyone look at this nigger and laughdumb cunt, you're meant to be playing a paladin on troondle
>>538618406>pinky thinking he has rightshow adorable!
>>538620116i have the right to be the better dps, better tank and overall better class because the devs say so lel
>>538620372didn't one of you faggots start crying about not knowing how to play in the last thread? once a retard always a retard
>woyers having another melty
blizzard fucking>turtle>everlook>epoch>stormforge soonwarmane bros can't stop winning. the jews fear the serbian bvll
>>538620572literally just last thread a paladin was melting down over getting ganked by a rogue. warriorchads would never
We do not play warrior because it is easy, but because it is hard!
night elf warriors make ME hard
>>538612812Me :)
>>538620631sell me on warmane, what's the main draw/appeal/gimmick compared to others?
>>538621615it's literally just blizzlike wow without any faggot fanfic bullshit stinking up the place. the purest WoW experience
>>538618406I like both, but as a healer I always preferred healing a good warrior because they can just go non-stop whereas the paladins usually end up having to sit down to drink more than me. Warrior has dualwielding, several charge abilities and off-GCD spells too which for me simply make them a bit more fun to play. The Crusader Strike 30 second buff gameplay wasn't that fun in comparison.
>>538621615Which server? The progressing one was shit, the full progressed one is okayish. If you want to raid icc you pretty much need to find normie guild or have bis gear to raid with them. Some of them want you to have 6.1k gs for icc25man. Raids are going 24/7 and at the very least rdf while leveling is pretty populated. People dont bother that much with questing
>>538621615>compared to others?the community it's literally like the old internet. no culture war pozzed shit just a bunch of boomers having fun and acting like it was 2008. there are communities for everything lvl 80 PVE, lvl 80 bg premades, 80 arenas, lvl 19 twink scene, lvl 60 and 70 raids for transmogs, lvl 70 arenas, RPers having fun on goldshire, people dueling outside stormwind and orgrimmar it's fun as fuck. also the server scripting is very decent
>>538621615It's a server where you can buy gear and characters. You will see a ton of people running around with shadowmourne that they paid $200 for.
deathroll anyone?
>>538621690The purest Shadowmourne swipe experience.
>>538624453just like real WoW :^)
Finally, I can play the REAL game.
>>538625183>he doesn't RP walk everywhere on footNGMI
I really fuckin hate warmane playersYou can't do a raid with these cunts 3 bosses dead perfect raid no wipes5 Balkans just DC and never come bacAll Balkans or Iran
soon to be ded hc woyer heredo i go prot for leveling? 5/5 cruelty then just rush shield bash/rest in arms for imp tclap? fury also looks good for all the +healing but it doesn't seem like it'd be that much
>>538613543Yeah, it's obvious. Hope we get some leaks one day to know what really happened to Epoch. Ton of fishy stuff around Ascension acquisition.
>>538625648pugs are always a pain in the ass. you have to be lucky enough to join a recently formed guild with no high GS expectations if you are a fresh 80 and competent players to have a good time on heroic ICC and RS. it's stupid how fast you can gear your character in wotlk if you are in a good guild
>>538625648Why don't you swipe to get the gear you want? Raiding is useless on warmane.
>>538625183>he didn't get rank 3
>>538625713Fury is actually pretty good, you get Piercing Howl early which is your main survivability tool, Bloodrage's self-damage also counts as a crit so you get free 6% HP + Enrage which activates Blood Drinker for 2% HP regen per hit. Then Blood Drinker also activates with Death Wish and Recklessness. It's pretty decent.
>>538626923Dual wield or 2h?
>>538608884bwos I'm starting to regret SS for my Hc... been farming the same spot for 5 levels over 3 days to make sure I don't run out of quests later. Send help.
I DAB ON TURTLETRANNIES FUCKING GRAVES
>>538629339But we won?
is FMC dead? what happened?haven't played since epoch's first 'launch'
>>538629774you can't raid without a raid lead and both their raid leads got bored and went to play fresh
>>538629774Yeah, it's completely dead. We couldn't even finish the updated MC. We never got enough anons to really do Naxx because of all the drama. I think only Sunethil is still playing. The few times I logged on, I was either alone in the guild or saw Sunethil.
>>5386285702h early, dual once you get the 10% offhand hit talent or later with Enrage/Blood Drinker.
>>538629774hoping we can do a few more raids at some point but yeah dead
>>538630896the only content you'll be doing is 4 man brd
>running past horde mage 9 levels above me fighting a mob>forget I'm pvp flagged>he frost novas and tags me with it>say my prayers>"oops sorry dude">ignores me and continues going after mobs
>>538631843I wish we could do some Windsor escort again...
Tauri chads are we safe from Microsoft's wrath?
>>538632461sorry but i don't do windsor runs with trannies
>>538608884>30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle. This doesn't stop the server, but it may impact some individuals working for Turtle under US jurisdiction (They can't do shit against Shenna, but Turtle will lose some devs.
thinking when i start raiding on turtle ill offer pictures of my bussy to my raid leaders for loot
>>538636410class spec name?
>>538636410that's so funny aoiyuki
thirsty ass nigga wanna see some dudes butthole
>>538636620I just clicked Bottom and this is the post I've seen. We talking about dude butts now? Which WoW race is the most rimmable?
>>538636742high elves
Will Gummy ever make a server that he will not close in 0 to 3 months ever again? A shame that the only competent server owner with whitekidney is too mentally ill to keep his server up
hmmmm
>>538636857>gummythat sounds familiar. is he the nigga that ran a tbc server some years ago and it failed after tons of hype?
>>538637496It didn't fail, he just closed it because gummy is some weird perfectionist that closest like 5 servers already each time something didn't go his way
Tanaris seems a bit spicy, should I go back to Feralas? Lv47 and cute.
>>538637882>and cuteGo back to my dms instead
>>538637882>and cutehiii
im cute too
>>538634602Anyone have any pics of Shenna btw? She a fat cow or a qt? >Inb4 coomer Yes.
ngl im hotter than shenna and im not even a biological female
Any hung men online in Nordanaar realm in twow?My hubby is online and i'd like to surprise him with a cucking session.Who wants to creampie this married high elf pussy?
>>538640860whisper sunethil
>>538640860>Any hung men online in Nordanaar realm in twow?>My hubby is online and i'd like to surprise him with a cucking session.>Who wants to creampie this married high elf pussy?
>>538640860>High elfI'll save my hung cock for some other race instead
>>538640860Where can I find you?
>>538640860>the most boring racetard
>>538640936>>538641858having some technical issues rn, but i'd definitely love to add people for ERP later!
imagine doing cringe erp with other dudes for freeid do it for gold so i can get my epic mount while letting you dream of epically mounting my bussy and i just ride off into the sunset at 100% speed
>>538640860My tauren will breed you.
>>538640860
>>538642550me on the left, the cat
THE KING ALWAYS WINS, BABY
>>538643112a cat is fine too
>>538636857if by owner you mean developer, then yes, it's truly a shamehe's a script god yet he mismanages every single iteration of felmyst into the ground soon after launch
>>538642360if i was your dad i'd disown you for just typing this out
>>538643253at least my hands arent brown
>>538643368ok nigger lover
>pets auto learn new skill ranks upon leveling upNeat>Server crash mid fight on my iron soul characterCan we make arrows stack now? Or have bigger quivers
>>538643368is trooning out the white aryan fantasy now HAHAHAHA
>>538643631Yes.
>>538643158lion king?
>>538643158Sad but true. Too bad everything is so fucking expensive, even lvl 15-20 tank gear that its putting me off a bit. I guess I bite the bullet sooner or later anyway
>>538643653then i don't wanna be white, faggot
Hardcore is the biggest self-fuck imaginable, keep dying and re-doing the same shit like a mazed sissy femboy.
>>538643967I would just not die personally
Next general better have upcoming server launches
>no idea where Zul'farrak is >go to Stranglevine (the troll zone), instantly pop as healer and ask where in Stranglevine Zul'farrak is>get told it's in Telaris>hearthstone home and fly to Telaris>wandering blindly southwards when I notice the party is abandoned >queue again instantly and ask my second party where Zul'farrak is>get a kino staff that's +10 Int and gives like +15 healingAnyways that is my blog.
>>538644379grats on the staff!
>>538640534fairly sure he's a tranny
>>538608884> <Evil> > <Branded> so which is worse?
>>538644660evil is very chuddy i don't recommend
>>538644379>Stranglevine>Telariswhat kind of shit names are those
>>538644660evil is very troony i don't recommend
>>538644660Evil bullies my tranny cock whenever I speak.
>>538644660>wpsg guildsBoth. Every single wpsg guild in history has been nothing but abject faggotry. No exceptions. Just play with randoms.
>>538644794Sounds like the life. Getting bullied and degraded by an entire guild <3
>>538645058No queue and 8 months in ulduar were kino.
what healers are most in demand?
>>538643631umm yeah? whites are the most attractive racethis is why the humans in wow are white
>>538645860shaman
>>538645860Shaman even if it's poop
>>538643967just grind greens from 1-60 then never enter a dungeon or raid and consider yourself a gaming legend and put it on your gamer resume
>>538646274>>538646395how are druids and priests?
I really wanna play legion, never did back in the day since i quit retail during cata and never bothered with legion private servers since they were always dogshit, so im very hyped for tauribut i also dont wanna play pandashit, so should i wait for end of the month when they release the WoD content and start leveling then or should i just bite the bullet and do it now in preparation? will it be quicker to lvl once wod hits?
what's the best enh shaman race on twow
>>538645058*Ahem*
>>538644660theres this one sissy in evil and we bully him everytime he speaks, its a lot of fun
>>538646847all fags, at least 3 of them are trannies
>>538646791femtroll with an alliance tattoo above her womb
>>538646847Good days
>>538646443You want balance druid to buff your caster. Resto druids are not super useful, I rarely see them, I think they might buff other healers, but unsure. Priests are everywhere, nice to have for their buff with enlighten/champ, but you can find some everywhere. HPal are completely broken right now, but they will probably get nerfed soon and go back to mostly not being as wanted as you already have ton of tank pal and dps pal. Most raids are mostly looking for shaman for their group buff.
>>538647030Whachu say mon?
>>538636857the problem with gummy is that he only makes tbc private servers because he loves it and nobody gives a shit about that expansion it's always the same story with tbc servers. they ALWAYS die before black temple even comes out. hell even classic wow lost like half of it's playerbase back in 2021
>>538647797got stones in your ears? i asked which side you're on, gray-mane or battle-born
>>538636857Gummy is a fucking retard. Its a shame, would play proper tbc server with big enough population. Fuck timegating just open everything from the start and keep attunements in. Gatekeeping is organic then
>>538644794>>538645124end it
>>538646847>Faggot Milkerscringe
kek, Gummy jumping with glee lol
Doesn't an item need to require 35 or higher to receive enchants needing 300 skill?
>>538647797Why don't people play Trolls more
>>538646443Druids are very good and seeked after, priests may suffer a similar deal now, the champion buff is very good for tanks. They're not the best healer as it requires more effort to do well but they're still decent.
>>538650212Are Shamans the most sought after healer?
ambershire or nordanaar for turtle?
>>538649574Don't worry, I'm on the case!
>>538650554tel abim, if you arent a mentally ill troon
>>538650554ambershire is where it's at
>>538650331Both shaman and druid but shamans just for their totems, no one really cares if they're healing or not because they parse decently in turtle. Druids are very solid healers, buff your other healers and have tranquility (it's raid wide) which alone can save a wipe.
ret chads run these threads
>>538650672>druidsNot even close to the desireability of shamans.
Do people all use TurtleRP on Ambershire, or is there a compatible version of TRP?
>>538650645cant wait to do molten core and show my bussy for purps
>>538650630>the pvp server is called tel aviv
Evil is planning something big.
>>538647118>HPal are completely broken right now, but they will probably get nerfed soon and go back to mostly not being as wanted as you already have ton of tank pal and DPS palliesAnon this is Turtledin WoW, half the fucking server is playing a paladin, half of their customers would lose their shit and leave if their "Look mom I get to do EVERYTHING the BEST because I'm SPECIAL!!" class got nerfed even the tiniest bit.
cant wait to do 5mans and its just 5 paladins (im a paladin and trans if that matters)
>>538652219I find TurtleRP better than TRP3. It's so nice to be able to constantly and smoothly see people on the map and to have a directory with all players, not just the ones you've met. That trumps all the additional descriptions you can put in TRP3. Had to use TRP3 again on Epoch and it was a really bad experience, way too hard to find people to RP with.
how do you fags even rp? just say well met to each other and then start jacking off?
Paladins really aren't that strong on Turtle, sure they start off really strong but they don't scale as well as the other actual OP classes like Rogue and Warrior. Last thread an experienced Paladin PvP expert rightfully detailed how it's literally impossible for a higher geared and higher level Paladin to fight back against the 10 minute lasting stunlocks of a faggot rogue. Rogues are OP pieces of shit who should be nerfed into the ground or Paladins should get additional stealth detection (powered by Vengeance and The Light) or a golden lion pet which detects stealt or stealth themselves like ninja holy warriors you see in Chinese martial arts
>turtle got ue5craft to run natively on linuxI kneel zigergods..
>>538653834faggot