POCHIE THURSDAY!troondle ACK!-ed>a VERY important linkhttps://catbox.moe/c/f2o09z>Recent NewsPOCHIE HIT BY C&D BUT SERVERS NOT GOING DOWNEPOCH STORE OPENED, Buy mounts and cosmeticsBlizzard files a criminal RICO case against TurtleWoW, Shenna and her entire teamKezan and Menethil mergedMysterious 1.5gb patch without notesAscension crew is passing tools to Epoch team to do content fixes in the upcoming daysexpect bugfixescheevos fixed, explorer rewards fixed, classes beginning to be fixedHunter finally nerfedLog in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.>https://ascension.gg/>What is Project Epoch?A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.>1500+ New quests>2000+ New creatures>2000+ New bugs>2000+ New items>...and MORE!!>Guilds<DESU> Gurubashi Alliance<Racial Knowledge> Kezan>Previous Thread>>538638297
I have an urge to buy two gutrippers and go assassination
>tfw falling for t0,5 memei should probably work on epic mount instead but its kinda addicting unlocking new bosses and doing new shit
>>538720130>buying gut rippers when they're free for rogues
>>538721160what lockboxes do they come from?
POCHIE!
>>538721417pwooooh
>>538721356Sturdy. ZF is a good place to farm them, in GMM you pick up too much trash pickpocketing
>>538721417I love Pochies!
UD or Orc (male) warr?
>>538721458I'll give it a shot, thanks
>>538721417can you share a link to the boob mod for a fellow degenerate, please?
>slowly losing the will to play grinding the same 5 dungeons at 60 without seeing the loot I need ever dropping>leveling an alt sounds better but ultimately pointless with the future of the server being so uncertain>no idea if new content is being worked on, if we'll even get MC and Ony at this point or even if any of the multitude of bugs will ever be fixedMaybe it's time to just take a break. I do kind of want to level another character on the opposite faction but I can't shake the feeling that it's a complete waste of time. And no I'm never going to play on Ambershire. Bronzebeard is way too much of a fun server for my tastes.
>>538721831>Anon's curvy body mod for OG bodies (Vanilla and Wotlk only, All races included) https://files.catbox.moe/8abias.zipYou need wotlk.
>>538722139king's boner, friend
>>538722317kek
>2k online on Gurumerge when?
>>538722689Barely any better on Kezan I expect a merger eventually
>>538722689>>538722779why are you 2 being so retarded? they won't merge a PVP server with a PVE one
>>538722689>>538722779we'll have to see how the population is on the weekend
>nobody is online in NEET hours weeks after launch
>>538722854>>538722901It's the middle of the night so I don't expect much activity but I thought they planned on merging the servers if one was too dead?
>>5387226896k at prime time yesterday though
>>538722953>they planned on merging the servers if one was too deadthey already merged Menethil which was PVE
>paypig with flurry axe and skullflame shield perma'dOH NONONONO
>>538723012Menethil wasn't planned and I meant before the servers officially went up and they introduced Guru in the discord
>>538723161Menethil was always planned to merge into Kezan, they stated as such when they made it.
>>538723212Let me rephrase it. Menethil wasn't a planned server, Gurubashi was, which was announced before the servers went up advertising they were gonna have a PvP server and that if it didn't do well they'd merge it into Kezan. This was all in the discord which probably doesn't exist anymore but I vaguely remember being mentioned would be merged if one didn't have a sustainable population.
>>538723442gaytotes is gone
>>538723442Gurubashi wasn't anymore planned than Menethil, it was literally spun up less than a week before the launch of a server that was (supposedly) worked on for 5+ years
>>538722959Lies, kezan was barely hitting 6k yesterday
>>538723584yeah but kezan is doa, GVRV is the only pvp option in the current pserver scene
>>538723550Yeah I guess that's true though they still planned it a bit in advance compared to Menethil which was out of necessity I don't see any reason they wouldn't merge a dead (I know it's not actually dead) pvp server into the PvE >>538723516Yeah which is why I don't really expect them to merge, but I don't see any reason not to if one ends up in decline
>notice everyone in the world has ridiculously inflated HP, like x2 what they should almost>it's because of the OP pvp gear>fine I'll grind it since I'm at 48 anyway>win every game until the crashes then lose every game>about to hit 50 from too much WSG and only got 4 piecesfine I guess I'll have to become the 50 bracket terrorist until I get the rest then
>>538723943>OP PVP gearquest items and greens are better at lvl 55
>>538723943you should've grinded that shit on the 20's 30's bracket anon
>>538719932Requesting onxiya at a gloryhole with a shota cock sticking out of the hole
>>538724202but in that bracket games take even longer because nobody has mounts
>>538724202well I didnt know it would be so broken, I wasnt getting ganked by people with a full set having double the HP of a tank + player damage reduction
>>538724250>he doesnt know about the swiftness pot, rocket boot twinks winning games in under 10 mins
>>538724250who cares how long it takes though?there's no time limit
>>538721417>>538719932HD vanilla texture mod if anyone missed it in the last threadall textures remade to HD by AI or some shitno textures from later addons, so everything is 100% vanilla-like, except cleanermodels are unchangedhttps://transfer.it/t/qkPDSCghCJxb
>>538724542Does it work with the biggy titty and big asses mod though??
>>5387245423.3.5 only?
https://www.wowhead.com/tbc/talent-calc/paladin/-0532013-0523105130030125331351thinking ot retprot to increase my threat, thoughts?
>>538724960are paladin trees unchanged from tbc? if not use this calculator instead https://mel-talent-calc.vercel.app/paladin
>>538724542Note, you only need Patch K for the textures, rest of it is optional
>>538724960there aren't any talents in prot that you need, all dungeons can be tanked as full ret and threat is the only thing that matters in vanilla
>>538724960Does nobody read what righteous fury does?its only holy spell damage your phys damage is dogwater for threat, fucking go prot, get spellpower. and for gods sake fucking use your abilities properly. if you REALLY struggle with threat rub spell oil on your weapon WF is not that great for you anyway
>>538725172It's 6% damage reduction, you would take it either way
epoch sissies? your server shutdown 2 days ago LOLTVRTLE DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>>538725297no i meant why the FUCK do they go hard on phys damage? I see people not even realizing that all their threat comes from holy
>>538725380I thought cucksaders strike was holy damage like when Scarlet chads use it...
>>538725632it is
>>538725632and so is the converted phys damage to holy on autos in general
>>538725682>>538725703well what the fuck is that bitch whining about then?obviously going deep ret is better threat then
>>538725743no idea, we're both agreeing with you
>>538725632>>538725682holy shit it actually is on epoch
>>538725339es ist vorbei
>>538724960https://mel-talent-calc.vercel.app/paladin/-0532513302300102021551-05205000302/2BEI1BEHDGC2C1FKPJNSRTuuuuV2K1u not sure if this link works, but this is what I would use if I was going prot pally.
>>538725812ret being bis tank spec confirmed then
>>538725901Take reckoning instead of ardent defender otherwise you're going to oom yourself every fight, it's a garbage defensive cooldown anyway
>>538725812seal of justice judgement is not getting refreshed with autos or CS btw
>>538726063>seal of justice judgement is not getting refreshed with autos or CS btwyou fucking wat. why not?
they didn't have to make this look so cute but I'm glad they did
>>538723943>OP pvp gearnice memeit's worse than pve gear 15 levels lower
>>538725901>not taking reckoningardent defender is nice for lower level healers but it's technically useless because you should not drop that low and I believe its on a cooldownas the other anon said, take reckoning, you REALLY want reckoning. I'm not sure what the sweet spot is, but you can get away without even 5 points in it, because last time I've played it I just had it up 100% on 5/5.
>>5387262671 hit is better than 10 damage though
>>538726267dont see the damage reduction on every piece of the blues
>>538726136Whenever I see people run around with that it makes me feel comfy, because they look like dudes going on a fishing trip
>>538726123vibe coding
>>538726267I see you conveniently cropped out all those set bonuses.
>>538725339Then how am I logged in and playing?
>>538724936>>538724903no ideatry it for yourself
>>538726579>>538726390damage reduction only works in BGs, who gives a fucknice try moving the goalposts btwthis retard >>538723943 claimed HP was inflated due to pvp gear, which it isnt
>>538726986>still ignoring the other set bonusesRetard-kun...
>>538724936more than 3.3.5 only, it's epoch only
>>538727013shit set bonuses
I've lost every single WSG I've done today because horde doesn't seem to have a single druid that knows what the fuck to do, while alliance has at least one every game
The funniest thing about the lawsuit (not that it will ever work, performative nonsense) is that it exposed Torta as being Shenna when Torta has been pretending to be someone else this whole time every time someone has called her out. Subpoena got her good. Not that I care, the server is great and in the 8 years since launch not a single scandal has happened like on Nost/Elysium/Light's Hope. Gives me hope that Shenna pretending like she isn't Shenna was genuinely her trying to have a fresh start and make a server without the scumbag tactics and just rely on popularity and cash shop alone. And it worked.
>>538727213why did you roll a no shoe nigger?
nothing is more fun than being a cute nelf priest healing bgs
>>538727213I think a few transfered to alliance wsgg at least did
>>538726579>>538727013>all those set bonuses>-player damage doesnt work outside of BGs>24 SP for SIX pieces when pve gear provides more on a SINGLE piece>restore 129hp on a kill when you have 3700hpSO IMBALANCEMUCH OPWOW!
>>538727268I think the bigger knowledge drop was that the lawsuit points out a strong implication that the russian government and intelligence is behind most private servers, not that some namefag is samefagging
>Gvrv dropped below 2k playersBros...
>>538727424If you honestly think that wasn't all just some bullshit because they couldn't get Shenna through normal IP laws then you are retarded. There is no ties to the Russian government and a WoW private server lmao. If anything they would be behind Warmane, not Turtle
>>538727480liar
>>538727507That's what a Zigger would say. Now why is Shenna being Torta important to any of the 99.999% players? Why are you selectively believing parts of the lawsuit but not others, especially believing those that point out some random person cult that nobody cares about? Quite curious that we somehow have to care about some namefags but not anything else in the lawsuit, really makes you think doesn't it? Get's that noggin' joggin', what a weird pattern that's being observed here hmmmm I'm sure we should keep deflecting from the russian government's involvement and isntead focus back on some nobody
>>538727376did he? I thought he was always alliance. I guess I'm going to 60, at least that way there won't be lvl 50s in my team
UH OH
>>538727819welcome to 2 days ago
>>538726303reckoning with an ironfoe and an hoj would be pretty neat
>>538727819
>>538727758positive he was horde, did a few bgs against him in the 30 bracket
>>538727725There isn't a single thing in the lawsuit implying or even pointing to affiliations with the Russian government, schizo. All that was said is that Shenna and her team run multiple private servers and have engaged in some scummy practices, but none of that has anything to do with the Russian government or would even begin to explain why the Russian government would care about some hack private server scene run by a bunch of basement dwelling neets.
Any l lower level dungeons i can farm as prot paladin at lvl 60 for raw gold?
>>538721458one run lol
>>538694000Give chatbox please
>>538727725>why is shenna being torta importantbecause shenna is a known scammer and piece of shit that has ran multiple private servers into the ground, and is KNOWN for selling gear and gold under the table.
>>538727725Nice deflection attempt Akalix.
what guild is that tranny jahy playing in?
>spellsteal enemy fc's free action potionkek nothing personnel kiddo
>>538729553>known scammer>grows a server from 100 pop to 40k in 8 years>doesn't shut it down even tho getting directly sued by blizzard>meanwhile gayniggertotes sells the server immediately to the jews and then tries to shut it down 1 month in running away with the dono money
whats up with shamans not wanting to heal?
>>538730720enh is fotm
>Go kill an elite infernal. Bring a friend because this will be hard.No problem with my infernal friend!
>>538730720They all level as enhance with hunter gear so they have no mana or spellpower
>>538730893fuck. not him but is it? i just started and shaman is my favorite class, i dont want to seem like im riding a bandwagon. i hadn't kept up with what all is changed, figured id find out most/all of it while i play and have fun.i'm only level 11 so i guess i could go paladin but i have a feeling they're oversaturated because of the undead thing.
>>538730893damn>>538730917i was doing wc last night and sfk today and both times we had multiple shamans while waiting for a healer lol
>>538731010enh is one of the strongest things in the game rn
>>538731128it's dogshit. i haven't seen enh do more than 300-400 dps at 60
>>538731128wtf really? why? What did they change?does one of the devs main enhance?
>>538730720>use physical gear for leveling>no int gear for dungeonsSame goes for paladins. And if you keep a healing set, brownies will throw a hissy fit if you need on dps gear so there's no point doing dungeons like this
>>538731010Dual wielding imbues are currently bugged and wf is buffed so shaman do like 75% of a clothies hp with 1 connect
as a tank i dont invite hybrid dps, if you're a hybrid you're expected to heal in my groups
>>538731423same here man, if you can tank, you're a tank, its that simple.
>>538731791But warrior dps numero 1 you cant make me wear the shield,now carry me through emperor so i can get my trinket
Where is the AAW shill, I have questions to ask.
>>538730520>grows**bots>doesnt shut down*has shut down multiple servers, and is currently asking for advice on how to buy bitcoin and run
>>538732159sorry brownie back of the line.
Can someone tell me the name of that spectral tiger, and where it spawns.Are there any other rare pets?What skill does a moth have?
>>538657705>all the fags who were part of this lef tthe discord>all of them were turtlewow refugees who "speedrun"hmm... doom turtle and disco duck bros...?
>>538731184Stop playing with dogshit pugs then.Enh is stronger than warrior/rogue/ret/feral.
>>538732693proof?
>>538732385cute cope
>>538732768How do you prove this with no functioning log website? Join a guild with good players and you'll see.
>>538732449But i am literally the biggest pumper and have participated in over 100 meleecleave groups
is it over?
>>538732925post a damage meter where an enh sham does more than 600 dps
>>538733005Blizzard got them in the end.
>>538730893you can heal as enh up to maraudon if you have enough strength and intellect pieces(sans princess)
>>538732964dont care, put on the defensive stance
>[Pending Restart] Bugreport #142830 MP5 Stat on NEW or CHANGED Items does not work has been fixed.something at least
>>538733125Shout out to the retard yesterday that argued for 2 hours that MP5 on gear wasn't bugged
>>538733178It's the "proof?" schizo.
Is gurubashi online? Cannot connect
>>538733078you think the people that roll enha because it stomps will have healingwave on their bar?
>[Pending Restart] Bugreport #143605 Heavy Basilisk Scale Chestplate has been fixed.it didn't have a level requirement, i knew about this as soon as i finished the commission quest in the draenei town in swamp of sorrowsbut i didn't craft the thing out of principle, imagine low level paladins running around with 29 spellpower, 1 hit and 11 intellect
>lvl 31>15 goldThank fuck I'm a lock, this is the least gold I've ever had on a fresh at this level
>>538733804>imagine low level paladins running around with 29 spellpower, 1 hit and 11 intellectsoul
happy 911 day to our american friends
Perfect lvl 60 prot build here, I'm only unsure about argent defender desuhttps://mel-talent-calc.vercel.app/paladin/-0532013300050142521051-05203300302/1BCDGHLoooNPSRQUV2BCeeeIKF1Fo
Is the server fucked or something? I cant even get into the Ascension Launcher.
>>538734452idk about ret aura desu, it doesn't scale with anything, no?
>>538734452>vindication>imp ret aura>no toughnessStop.
>>538734758post a better one
>>538734631They break the launcher almost everytime an update happens, try launching from the exe
>it's actually overguys, I dont wanna play turtle.....
>>538734852>I don't want to play bug free classic+ on a server that doesn't crash all the time
>>538735017>1.12 client is clunky and unplayable >turtle custom content is janky and poorly made garbage>turtle class "balance">dead pvp scene>p2w shop>bitcoin miner launcher
>>538729480damn, took me couple of hours to get my first one. grats
>>538734668Your threat comes from holy damage, ret aura deals holy damage, any more questions?>>538734758Ret aura, see above, toughness is debatable, but the other stats are better, vindication is good if your party doesn't have a retdin
demolock for pvp is a good idea or retarded?
>>538735140So its like poch?
Thankfully launching from exe works or I'd have to try playing a real game
https://mel-talent-calc.vercel.app/paladin/505-0530213300050152521051-052/1BCeeGFhLNQSROpUV0AC2BC1hhpi was gonna use this because it makes it easy to do shit solo and also panic heal myself/others, keep in mind i'm also a professional retard.
is Gurubashi dead again?
>>538735334>No pursuit of justice YOU ARE TOO SLOW
>>538735435I can't log in.
>>538735140Son are you on drugs? you can't go to a zone and not find 3-5 quests that aren't broken in epoch. Have you seen the new Goldshire? Let's talk about the overtuned bosses in Epoch and how every single caster one does a fuckton of damage for no reason, or adding 5-7x more hp to bosses, just because. Many classes/specs are busted, like rogues, or warriors, or tanks having shit for threat generation, unless they are a paladin. So many of you get caught up on 3.3.5 is a bigger number, so it must be better. I don't remember twow having non functional boats, or zepplins, or trams that have missing cars, or that don't just up. Pvp is about the only thing epoch has going for it, because they made a really good set of gear that was easy to obtain. Ascension shop? Ascension launcher?
>>538735732yeah sometimes you're slow but i get a cool epic mount so who's the real winner
So at this point I think I'm gonna pull the trigger and quit. And before any of you turtleniggers say it: No I'm not playing on your P2W faggot server. I really had a good bit of fun with the PvP scene on pochie but jesus christ man I just don't see this going anywhere. Thinking of playing MoP with the single-digit player count or just moving on till Bronzebeard (Probably more p2w slop) or TBC Classic (RMT slop) roll out.Every option fucking sucks, amazing.
>>538735171Vindication does nothing in PvEImp ret aura is bad because it doesn't scaleToughness is non negotiableAll this shit got figured out in TBC classic, stop trying to reinvent the wheel
>>538735824you get a 15% slower epic mount, than a paladin that isn't retarded
BOTH SERVER ARE DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Win in WSG just before servers crashFeels good to be an AllianceGOD
>>538735771
PWOOOOOH
>server errorEpoggers?
>>538735140your server can't even keep it up, limp dick server!
first the launcher and now the server
That was the last crash for me, goodbye Pochie
It's back up
>>538735884Just move on, there will never be a perfect server, you either ignore obvious flaws and have a good time, or don't and hate it. I suppose some flaws are more deal breaking than others too.
Guru sisters? Where are you?
>>538736746Back in Barrens
How are the WSG queues at 60? Should I stay at 59 to pvp or not?
>>538737001I tried grinding pvp gear after getting to 55 but the bracket is the worst one I have ever seen, right now I'm leveling to 60 before continuing the grind. Gear and skill disparity probably won't improve but at least there won't be level 51 prot specs playing death match in the middle
>>538735893nta but how good/bad anticipation is?
>>538735950but i can do my SICK HEALS and never die
>>538735893what is the defacto build then?
>>538682658You can stop the shard buildup with the Necrosis addon, it is wrath client so it should work.But yes seems they buffed health scaling overall but not dot damage scaling so they are very weak in comparison which increases the importance of drain soul especially with talent.
>>538737575
>>538737575who is the whore rexxar is signing an autograph for
>>538737575>Rexxar and Chen>no Rokhanfuck off... my boy is ALWAYS forgotten
>>538737001Awful. No one queues up. Just ended a 20 minute game that was 3v3 the entire time. Literally no one plays this game just for the fun of it.
>>538737575Wotlk necrosis is unable to deal with the shard stacking on epoch.
>>538737458>>538735893Fine, this is the updated perfect build based on icy veins, suck ithttps://mel-talent-calc.vercel.app/paladin/-0530213300052132521541-052030003/1BCeeHGNooqqPLSRuTV2BCeeeI1qqqoFMuuu
>>538737801some blood elf from nuWoWI played retail up to Shadowlands and dont recognize her
Just logged into Guru, there's been like a 5-10m rollback and also I somehow aren't pvp flagged while in Hillsbrad?
>>538738010i just hit 60, queued up for wsg and average wait time says "unavailable"
>3.6k online on KezanI won. Menethil bros. We won. We fucking won. We got our comfy back.
>>538737715I guess it's Chromie but the hair color is weird>>538737801She's weird, I recognize everyone in the pic except herMaybe she represents the player character or something, and that's why she's getting an autograph from a famous hunter, since she herself is one
>>538738395>>538738010>>538737001>wsg at 60>when everyone was done with it at 49 MAXnigger, why were you so slow with farming your gear?
>>538738752>done with wsghuh? I play it for fun
>>538738558I'm still playing on a server full of browns.
>>538738101is the speed talent that important?
is seal twisting something i should be doing while leveling? i admit i dont know how to do it but figured i could google it.
>>538739691Whatever time you gain by killing mobs faster will probably be offset by the extra time spent drinking so probably not. But it's not a bad idea to practice a little bit.
>>538650327>requesting again for shota orcs having passionate sex with a pregnant tyrandeI took some creative liberties to make it more disgusting lolhttps://catbox.moe/c/1ebph1#gallery-2
>Join a WSG as Horde in 30-39>Take flag and miraculously make it to our GY, thinking my team will help>FOUR niggers are just AFK waiting for their 1 markThis has been the case in nearly 70% of my games, it's actually unplayable and it's not like there's any transparency by the devs/mods on punishments for this kind of bitch-made behaviour. What's the fucking point? I doubt the next bracket is gonna be any better.
>>538735815I’ve literally encountered only one bugged quest.
>>538740136nope, it's all the same in all the brackets, maybe 60 is better because I haven't gotten there yet but I doubt thatit's very obvious that afking / running around doing nothing isn't punished at all
>>538740139are you level 5? literally half the custom quests that make you pick up objects in the world aren't working
>>538740136My last game I saw the horde flag carrier give up when we (Alliance) were at 2/0 and just ran at our graveyard and died letting us cap. Not looking good Horde bros...
cozykino fishing this morning
>>538740273Then I really don't have much reason to keep playing. Gonna pop in after a few weeks and give it another try, this shit is actually fucking pointless. >>538740774Yeah it's pathetic that so many shitters came to Horde for the 'le pvp faction' meme and are complete retards who don't actually want to pvp.
>>538740136ill afk too once i get to level 10, you can keep tryharding ill just afk while jerking off xD
>>538740139Retard
whats the lfg addon github
>>538740139lmao
>>538740136my dream is seeing those global ban messages including stuff like>zoomzoom was permanently banned for being AFK in BG>cuckmutt was permanently banned for BG defeatism
>>538742719https://github.com/Bennylavaa/LFG
>>538742930thanks
i will keep afking in wsg and you can't stop me
>mp5 fixedThat's good.
So considering a lot of gear had been adjusted (not just fully custom), does that mean mp5 was entirely broken on epoch?
>>538743432>>538743720it wasnt broken in the first place, retards had their dumb addons on and they thought it was broken
Retard
>devs finally start fixing bugs againMaybe they can also read my fucking 4 days old ticket and restore my gold and unfuck my character incapable of mailing anything to anyone
>>538744051>primal fury still broken
>>538744258It's funny cause I rerolled my druid to warrior cause of bugs>execute broken>overpower procing from execute broken>improved execute broken>endless rage brokenN-nice..
So from what I understand Ascension now has full ownership of Epoch right?Wonder how the future will look then in terms of new content and the roadmap.
>Absolute dogshit rewards for 50 levels with barely 6 spellpower on any piece of gear>Finally good gear>They're all from the same quest
If low level players in bgs are such a problem then why are level ranges so high?
>>538744624you should get all rewards from that quest tbqh senpai
>there's an entire fishing chain in darkshorebut why?
>>538744495Great start dogshit finish.Unlike Epog devs I actually have faith in asc staff fixing shit so the server will probably become playable by December and is going to be really fucking good with the release of MC.Once they run out of the OG content made by kaytotes the server will basically become Game of Thrones post season 4, retoilet-- funserver changes, aggressive cash shop etc.
>>538744823that would be a fantastic change
>>538744807Because back in the day there wasn't pvp gear for low level brackets so there wasn't as big of a gulf as there is now between say 21-29.
>>538744824to get you to fishits free xp, fishing on epoch is way faster than in 'niller and the items have like 90% drop chance
>>538744624all my warlock sisters are running with the chad scythe, nice semi prebis weapon compared to a worse soul shard or generic robe
>>538744985I mean, I'm an alchemist. I'm already fishing.
I don't know whether this is a pserver thing or an american thing but every eu pvp server I've played on people mostly just level and ignore you, maybe you'll get to do some pvp in really contested mob spawn points or rushing for a chest etc. On Guru it feels like pretty much every alliance I meet that has even a slight advantage in numbers, levels or opportunity (i.e I'm half health fighting a mob) will 100% engage and kill you.
I think tauren are very soft and cuteIf you are a tauren enjoyer reply "+" to this post
>LFM ALL ARENA RUNS>level 53 tauren warrior
are there summoning stones on this server
>>538745704did they adjust the level for BRD? 53 seems normal for arena runs.
>go to ashzara and kill both banshees and the other ghosts extremely near to the distiller>get 0 itemswat
>>538743835lol lmao even
>Enter WSG>Horde has 4 huntards >Huntard pet with over 3k hp at level 39Yeah I think that's enough WSG for now
>>538745952yes
Holy moly, pvp wep get +7 spell damage and is considered almost as good as this? lmao
>>538746456but only one person could get that though
>>538746531Oh, really? just ran past a guy in SW.. If its 1 person per server, then thats fucking gay lol
>>538746456that 42 spell power is bugged as well lmao
> say 'rlly nigga?' to some guy stealing my node while im killing a mob>doesn't even go through>just say 'rlly?' instead>two hours later I get a 24 hour mutegreat so now on top of fixing literally zero bugs they're cracking down on no-no words?
>>538746794always did, you just never noticed because the no-no words didn't come through
>>538746926I literally spammed nigger in world chat two weeks ago and didn't get banned. should I open a ticket and request an unmute?
>>538747278no you didn't
been too busy playing and forgot about this but if these trends continue... eyyyyyy
>>538742896Are there even mods active? Ascension are practically mute it feels like. It would be great to have these messages popping up because then I might queue again, but until I see anything of note on their Discord I'm just gonna play something else, cba with these dumb niggers.
>>538747530yes I did
>>538747729source?
>>538740128Holy fuck that's so good, thanks sloppa anon. I almost missed it. MORE PLEASE
>>538740128>tyrande cheating with her shota husbands with stinky nasty orc shotasCANON AF! Could you drop the picture with the prompt in it? I wanna try the same scene
>>538746794I am black and this is concerning.Why are white people telling me what I should and should not say and even punishing me for saying OUR word.Bitch ass nigger devs.
>>538747838my word isn't good enough for you? we shall see what these GMs have to say for themselves
>>538746175drowned priestess in the water. hope you can breathe underwater.they drop the winterspring item as well so if you want you can grind them both out in the same shitty spot.
>picklock quest still brokenrogues really are 2nd class on here aren't they
>magie and brownie having a massive argument I think my group is doomed
Whats you're excuse?
>>538748484friends, work, life?
>>538745007>>538744624Virgin: takes the "muh cool scythe that I'll replace in 5 levels, but I guess I'll have the transmog"Chad: takes an item with a unique effect that will be useful forever
>>538748567it's useful never though
>>538748484what do you do after that?
>>538748665ntayou farm gold
>>538747612>discord user count goes up>server pop goes down
>odds. fish>evens. winterspring quests>0, dubs or trips. ubrs spam
>>538748752Why? What do you do with the gold?
>>538748567still haven't gotten a better weapon at 60 though
>>538748804mysterious
>>538749095use it to play the game less. You play the game now so you play the game less.
>>538748660Being able to summon a voidwalker for bubble with 0 mana is huge, are you retarded?
>>538737575we used to have badass art like that in the past
>>538748484Not playing on this trash. It's just buckbroken pvp niggers coping hard about their sunk cost fallacy into a shittily scripted vibecode jank server that is now owned by jews that will create retail slop and milk whales with the cash shop.
>>538749432it all changed when blizzard hosted that furry art then stopped hosting fan art all together.
>>538749502can we get that again in non-chud?
>>538749502>buzzwords the post
>>538749647Yeah sure you will never be a woman
>>538749779ill never be charlie either ;)
>>538749313no it's not lol, imagine wasting a trinket slot for that
Getting to level 58 I am reminded that mega servers just suck. Every endgame zone is just overrun with 60 farming random shit while I try to do quests
I got to 60 and lost the will to play, should i reroll on kezan or try out BBC+?
>>538747885<3>>538748029>Could you drop the picture with the prompt in it? I wanna try the same sceneMy prompt is stolen from the OP catbox (same style, checkpoint and settings) and what I added to it is a complete mess because of inpainting, but here is it:https://files.catbox.moe/ut6m8l.txt
>>538740128>>538750450I don't know whether you would like to know or not but I have busted so many loads to your gens over the past couple weeks.
>>538750649Hot, but you know I'm not the slop genner of OP, right?
man low level wsg is just hardcore twink town now, and not the sexy kind
>>538750781Damn then I'm cheating on my main slopper...
>>538750389Kezan isn't gonna be any different but BBC+ won't be out proper for another month at best
>level 58 mobs spams mind blast at 800 damage with 1s cast timeok
>>538750450Thank you bro, I'mma try it on my fem nelf DH and post the results in a bit. The captions made it kino af. i thought you were the main slopper hahah
>>538750842>>538751278>anons cheating with me on their slopwife without even knowing itOh no no no little hoomans have been spurting away their loyalty drop by drop, ahah~
>pov: you're a shota and found a weird room in The Blue Reclusehttps://files.catbox.moe/aitfjl.png
>namefags and discord drama ppl have the same writing style and posting type as namefags from turtle and fmcI wonder what percentage of this thread are past turtle and fmc ppl
>>538748213no source? that's what I thoughtcoward
>>538751447holy BASED
>>538727950Hey guys why is registration down? Wasn't It supposed to launch last week? I'm getting kinda bored of Turtle and was looking for something fresh. Can someone give me a QRD?
>>538748213Anon they're going to say the say thing they've said to every GM ticket submitted so far. It's a copy space response about how they are already aware of the bug and are working on it
>>538751783its not downhttps://ascension.gg/en/register
>>538751447I like that her braid goes through the hole too, its like a leash you can pull
>>538751351>being violated by nelves against my better judgementHNNGGGGGHH
now the only thing I need is for jandice to stop being a cunt
>>538751696>>538752020Making more, here's something while I genhttps://files.catbox.moe/deuwhn.png
where's the fag that was crying over 40s bracket alli kezan?we're stomping noshoes atm
>>538752515Demon hunters? More like EQUINE hunters
>server restart in 5 minutes>we need 1 cap to win wsg>team just keeps fighting midhitler really should have won, but evil always prevails
Is it over yet?I want to try and forget all about the server without checking it every couple days
>>538754042Why don't you cap it? Not good enough?
>>538754092why tho?
GVRVVVVVVV
>>538749948You just go out of combat and swap trinkets bro, have you never pvped a single time in vanilla in your pathetic life?
>>538754042i was carrying the flag at 2/3 and i was halfway across mid with sprint running and boots and pots readyblue balled to the limit
>>538754158I can't get into another game 100% while thinking Epoch might not be totally dead and I should be playing it instead
Join <The Shrouded Atlas>, an Explorer's Contract-exclusive guild on Kezan.We’re recruiting long-term players for raids, exploration, and all kinds of content.Where time forgets and legends sleep, we chart the lost paths and unveil the forgotten truths.For the prestigious explorer.
>>538754092>quits the server because someone said it's gonna die>it's not even close to dying>realizing that, he wants it to die with all his heartbro, thinking evil thoughts is how you get cancer
>>538754254>go out of combat>wait 30 secs+tip to get your "free" blueberrylol
>log in BBC+>there are lvl 3s running around with mounts
>>538749313>10seconds cast time>6 if talented>0,5 if using a CD that already makes the cast dirt cheapShit trinket
>>538754542But the BBC+ isn't even up yet?
why the fuck troondle has almost double amount of people?
>>538754624the beta is
>>538746456what is this?
>>538754542yes you get mounts right away in bbc
>>538754669it's mummy *checks notes*bots... yep... it's bots... and not years of cultivating a dedicated playerbase through various patches and updates.
>>538754862then go form a dungeon group
>>538754402is this the only remaining /vg/ guild on epoch?
>>538754851that genuinely kills any hype I had
>>538754851the whole bbc+ thing is never going to be not funny, just like pochie and troondle
>>538754459It is destined to die thoughbeit>kaytotes and crew left with a barely coded buggy mess left on ascensions plate>no matter what dutch said about the "roadmap content" and how much of it was complete, it's likely 10-20x worse off than what the server currently has which is already really bad>ascension has other projects that they've been working on for months-years that they aren't going to drop all work on for epoch>"we are putting together a team" okay literally who though? wont have the same vision as kaytotes and crew guaranteed>even if they complete the work kaytotes left them, they now have to create content themselves for the server with 0 guidance>the only planned new content was a single raid and some world bosses>ascension devs only know how to rip retail assets and shoehorn in their classless slop into every server (see BBC+)>pop will die down as content dripfeed is at a snail's pace and people are bored of being level 60 on an unbalanced and bug filled server>ascension decides to add aggressive shop mtx to get as much money as they possibly can before just letting the project die a slow rotting death with a skeleton crew working on it while they focus on BBC+ and CoAScreencap this post, because it's only a matter of time. I'm also the one who predicted the C&D run away, predicted that launch was going to be shit, predicted that the thousands of bugs on the bugtracker were going to ruin the game experience for many people, predicted the itemization and class balance would be horrid, and predicted that the move to ascension would make kaytotes leave. I am always right, because I have been here before. Only newfags have hope when it comes to shit pservers, or maybe it should be called cope.
Now that I'm 60 and spamming dungeons I can safely say that hunters are mid as fuck>no real aoe>clearly behind locks, mages and even good rogues and warriors>no utility to speak ofoverhyped meme class
BBC+ is Classic+ on steroids, which nobody wants, people want a faithful experience with new content.
as you will soon all come to realise... BBC is king
>>538754542You get a mount at level 6 in BBCTo have one at level 3 they must have another character with a mount and then use a vanity synch which you get for free on the beta but will be a paid item once it launches for real
>>538755236>no utility to speak ofwhat
>walk into bathroom>see https://files.catbox.moe/t6sx2b.png>she asks if you want to join herWell Whitemanefags? How truly dedicated are you?
>>538755268Classic is a solved game and has been for the past 18 years and that's precisely why I want BBC
>>538755230>200 word essayyep, you're mentally ill, I knew it
>>538754542>Any Ascension server>Its just Path of Exile>NEW Classic+ Server>Its just Path of Exile again
>>538755268People say this and then bitch when things aren't different enough. People don't really want Classic +
>>538755487can i drink it all first before i get in and then she can spend the rest of the night rubbing my big belly while i jerk off??
>play BBC+>start getting the urge to cage myself and look at savage apes
Paladin tank here, people are in forever demand of tanks, right?
BBC looks fun and the world has been fun to explore>nooo its not classicshut up nerd
>>538754851fuck bbc+ then no better than troontle with their fucking turtle mounts everywhere
>go after turtle because it was popping off like nost>go after epoch because it was beginning to pop off and get hyped (also they had already struck their youtube before)>go after everlook, a dead server that is like 10 years old, because uhhhhhhWhy did they do it? And why is Ascension immune from it? Starting to believe the schizo theory that ascension is ran/funded by Blizzard themselves, especially because we already know none of the ascension team leads can hide behind the Iron Curtain like Shenna. None of them are Russian and the servers are hosted in a closer place to America than Turtle (I know because I get 80ms to Epoch when I get 150 to Turtle)
>>538755604yep I want this>>538755529>dood puts effort into his post>immediately respond with some low garbage post because you're 15 years old with a tiktok attentionspanhmmmmm
>>538755821i don't wanna play a server where in battlegrounds everyone feels like a full plated unkillable holy paladin
>>538755869They send C&D letters to private servers all the time, Turtle is the rare time it turned into a civil lawsuit
>>538755982so... epoch?
>>5387552361 hunter per raid for the Beast Within or whatever that buff is called
>>5387560233 hunters per raid1 BM1 MM1 SurvThey all bring their own raid buff
>>538756023tbbc sure loves giving these welfare spots for 1 buff slots
>>538756020>go try ascension>pyroblast crits for 200 damage at 60>forced to play the same shit build everyone else plays>go try epoch>arcane blasts you for 1000 damage at lvl 40idkwym
>>538756142it's not enough to simply bring an unique buff though, the buffer+buff needs to do more dps than bringing a real extra dps player would or it's not worth it.for example no good guild will ever bring oomkin after crit aura got nerfed to 2% even if it's raid wide because 2% crit to every caster plus oomkins pathetic dps will never out do briging an extra warlock
>>538756370post your level 60 bbc char
>>538755982play ascension then, everybody has theorycrated builds out of their ass to the point the TTK is like 1 second on pumper builds
>>538756418You will definitely bring at least one because they bring 3% hit rate for the melees
so everyone hates all the servers so what the fuck private server am i supposed to play on if i want to enjoy wow?JUST TELL ME THE SERVER
>>538756443uninstalled ascension long ago>>538756475everyone plays the same build, the scorch wanking one or the windfury one. everything deals 2 damage, not funny.
>>538755236Great class for "beating the game".You're not going to eat high-end vanilla shit for the tenth time, are you?
>>538754995nah there's like 3 others
>>538755816Pretty much. Even though it's much easier to tank as a non-tank - it seems there's even less tanks than usual vanilla.
>>538756618bbc
Niggas theorycrafting optimal raid comps on a server half broken where raids aren't even going to be out until November
>>538756142>25man raid>waste 3 slots on shit dps for muh utility
>>538755236>he fell for the overtuned hunter pets early game meme>now he suffersdeserved for playing hunter desu desu
>>538756867>retards doomed over locks because of lvl 30ies>at 60 it's the best aoe and single dps by a lotlol
>>538756418And yet the copers in this thread will tell you how awful boomkin is to play on turtle and how it was going to be so awesome and sick nasty on pochie wochie! Turns out they are so dogshit on Pochie, because obviously meme specs were garbage as fuck in TBC and even worse on this patchwork server of shit balance and vibe coding, that they aren't worth bringing even if they give every single person in raid a 2% crit buff. Sad!!!Never listening to those retards
>spamming how Epoch is dead didnt work>lets aggressively promote BBCI wonder who could be behind these posts
>troondle shill out of nowhere
>>538756985>assassination behind sub>after they already made sub a support debufferturdle "devs" really have no clue what the fuck they're doing lmao
>>538757046Ascension owns Epoch and BBC are you retarded
>>538757046>nooo don't talk about other Ascension products being developed by the same team on the same launcherShut up troon
>barely 4k on Guru during prime timeMr. Dutch I dont feel so good....
>>538756618Literally turtle. The slander against it is a psyop. Every 4chan guild on pochie is dead 24/7 meanwhile FMC is having fun on turtle raiding every day on nord and leveling together on ambie. The only reason /wpsg/ is slower is because this thread is filled with shitposters, sunk cost copers, /v/ secondaries, and people who are playing turtle but prefer the faster thread and the endless dunks on epoch whenever a new bug is found or old bugs are still not fixed like rogue lockpicking quest.
>>538756985>hybrids over pure dpsshan't touch this funserver
Feralas... home
>>538756985>hybrids better than pure in every caselmao thanks for showing me to stay away from that funserver
>>538757167>>538757212>shoesize iq retards cant figure out it's turtleshills stirring shit up
>>538757078>poisons in raidAssassination and sub were pve meme specs until like ICC/Cata bro. Why would you ever play a dinky little dagger class that relies on poisons when you have windfury?
>>538757296If Feralas is so good why isn't there a Balanceas and a Restorationas?
>>538756985>smite priest higher dps than shadowlol
>>538756618The only good server without drama, p2w and other shit, which just works is the Tauri.
>>538757167>>538757212>actual paid shillsLmao pathetic. Might want to time your posts further apart, the discord raiding is obvious.
Was genning some thicc tyrande last night, dunno if yall are into ithttps://files.catbox.moe/3by9rq.png
>>538757368>fury>marks>arms>fire>arcane>combat>destro>demono >frost>hybridAre you fucking blind or retarded? Ret is the only hybrid there and it's in 5th
>>538757783I follow the one drop rule desu
5k at peak hours, it's joever.
>>538756985Why do pserf devs always bend over backwards to lick Ret anus? On all custom vanilla servers they are always uber buffed. Even on Epoch which is albeit more tame than Turtle, it's still ridiculously strong and will be crazy by the time T2-3 is out and they even did the "le undead paladong" meme.
>>538757619cock should be smaller and belong to a human
>>538758274if it was "le tauren palasteak" would you mind less?
>>538757296Home indeedhttps://files.catbox.moe/0uwhw6.webm
>>538757619Illidan looks like THAT?
>>538757783hybrid is 1 and 3, are you retarded?
This has to be the most bizarre launch a private server ever had
>>538758214NA isn't home yet, it's 2pm eastern give it a couple hours
Not feeling it today, pochie..
>>538758412I am a fan of dwarf shaman, but I don't think any Horde race should be paladin besides belves tbqh. I'd rather they just kept it like turtle and had them separated, after all the original vision was crossfaction raiding anyways.
why do horde create twinks and alliance just crush the 30+ brackets?whats the psychology?
>>538756648dwarves are so fucking hot, I wish people would use them more often for that
>>538759335horde gets stomped hard at 60 so some are coping with 19 twinks
>Boot up pochie>BGs are a mess of AFKers, defeatists, and crybabies>Boot up Troondle>It doesn't even qualify as PvP>Boot up MoP>0 horde players, every BG is Alliance Vs. Alliance-in-Masks>Boot up Retail>Feel like killing myself as I watch 5000 buffs and debuffs with every class having five million immunitiesIs it over?
>>538758274Paladins are the protagonist class bro, remember arthas? Yeah
>>538759569Yes, move on to better games.
>>538758571Oh so you were just retarding to be pretended
>boot up pochie>have a really fun time doing quests I've never done before>have a really fun time using a spec I've never used before>about to hit level 30, not rushing since nothing is out that needs to be rushed for yet>no burn out>feeling good desu
>>538759594*Frostbolts you and walks away*
>>538759712explain how filling 2 roles isn't hybrid, pablo
When are we going to get Classic+ with the ubermensch Death Knights (the ones who were originally warlocks)?
>>538759812>he didnt do the secret quest chain at 60 for a free legendary weapon to the first group that finishesquit now desu
>>538759835Why are you playing Vanilla if you hate warriors, Rakesh? Please fuck off back to /v/
>>538760006>I-IT DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE ITS THE CLASS THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN OVERPOWERED!!!retard
What do we think about Frostmourne?
when does BBC actually come out im kinda done with this server
>>538759963100% chance at least one of the devs and their friends were in that group. This server is so fucking gay and retarded it's insane. Imagine not having working quests and class mechanics that worked just fine on trinitycore 2010. Imagine not having working boats and zeppelins. Imagine not having a zeppelin to thunderbluff in your brand new zeppelin wing of org. What did these dumb monkeys even do for 5 fucking years of development?
>>538760324it will take a long time, CoA is in beta/alpha since years too now
>>538760309I'm tempted, but that's mostly because I want an excuse to not play on Epoop because I know it's going to be abandoned by Ascension sooner or later. It'll probably be dogshit like every other private server though.
>>538759835tanking is totally different b-baka baakaaa
>>538757234holy trvkeocavst
>>538760458they're doing name reservations, it must be soon+
>>538757234anons first chan guilds
>>538757234I really wish you where right
>>538760168Imagine being this absolutely dense and retarded. Warrior will always be good in Vanilla because Rage is the best energy source fullstop. Mana regen is bad and Energy is just worse rage. Nerfing warrior to below other classes because "it can tank too!" is beyond mentally ill, especially when these assbackwards devs buff Ret to oblivion when Ret has way more utility than a warrior will ever have. You don't even know what hybrid means. Protip it doesn't mean "can play different roles" dumbass secondary.
>>538761018retard
>>538761018Ret still sucks ass though
>>538761018Don't forget that warrior tanking is beyond crap on Epoch because of the nerfs, so the hybrid tax is meaningless. And so far warrior looks pretty bad in pve and only good in arms pvp.
>>538759963>its worse than rag loot>mc is 25man so you will get full geared in two monthsinconsequential really
>>538761535so its BIS for another 4 months?
>>538758214That's just a tad more populated than the perfect server size desu senpai
Is Azeroth at War the only hope left?
>BBC warlocks get felchud and metamorphyeah im thinkin we're back
tired of being a priest... everyone bully me on spots its unreal
>>538761535>a pre raid epic is worse than a raid epicwow
i hate how fast fishing is
>Gvuv peak Bros...
>>538762621Priest sucks, I've leveled one up until 25, realized that my damage is shit and the healing can be done with other classes, you lose 1x1 against any class and you will be ganked forever, not worth it, just play paladin
>>538761610either we get to raids and it doesnt matter after a week or two, or we dont and it also doesnt mattereither way who cares
>>538763035it's overfinna be 3k by the time MC opens
>brownoids seething about not being the dops dps againspeaking of brownoids, why do people think they're entitled to my transmute procs?
>>538762757read idiot, that liar said it was legendaryit is not, not even close
Seeing so many people running around on their paid unarmored epic mounts looks so fucking stupid. Those should have been available from mount vendors for the first 4 months like a regular fresh.
>>538763035and this is with botsliterally dead
>>538762959wotlk client is antisoul
>>538762621>you think you are a shadow priest but you'll be forced to healbot in your raids and suddenly everything is your fault!
>>538763497Saar, do the needful and redeem the arcanite, saar.
>>538764091what are you even trying to say?
>>538764298at least priests are good at healing unlike paladinsbalance on epoch is so garbarage, they keep the worst shit from tbc the worst and buff the best ones like hunter/warlock/shaman
>>538764624>at least priests are good at healing unlike paladinsyet nobody looks for them for their raid rosters at least on kezan curious
>>538764298you missed the "you should prepare to jump off a cliff" part
>tank healingpaladin>group healingshamanpriests dont need to exist
>>538764836because every paladin/druid/shaman player wants to be anything but a healer, meanwhile people roll priest to heal
yeah i think i'll delete my priest and play... uhh.... warlock or shammy...
anyone wanna play BBCyou can use me like an onahole while we wait for dungeons(adventure mode only)
>>538765206fuck off to wpsg
>>538765206What's adventure mode
>>538765469
>>538764379Which part is confusing you?
>>538765092safe bet desu, warlock is the only dps class right now and raids want 3 shaman minimum, ideally 2 resto
so are transmog working now?
Is there a list of raid prep to do on vanilla / epoch? I'm approaching level 58 and haven't done any of that
>>538765837no epoch is transphobic
>>538765206fuck you I got harding this you stupid slut
>>538765552>accept it>literally can't kill a single mob soloamazing
>>538765954??? i've done it with every class
>>538765837mine started working last night
bronzebeard adventure mode is pretty coolwish they would release this already. playing on alpha is a waste of time
>>538766017try increasing the level lil bro
>>538766308>play a group oriented mode on a class that struggles to solo>wtf i cant soloretard...
>>538765837>can't even get transmog workingIs there anything this server can do?
>>538766270mine too, although my collection was basically 0 but now every time I equip one item it stores it on the transmog npc idk
>>538764624>Holy paladins are bad People in this general are absolutely retarded
>My enslaved infernal learned Uppercut after last update>Not only one Uppercut spell but two Uppercut spells>Now punching mobs so high I can't loot them if they die mid-airI love this game so much.
ok im sorry to ask to be spoonfed but i dont "get" seal-twisting. i see it written in guides everywhere but nowhere does it actually say how to fucking do it.i have a weak aura that is supposed to help and im sure it does, but i dont really get wtf im supposed to be doing.im legally retarded, help me. or at least point me in the right direction. At first trials this looks like something incredibly tedious and gay.
>>538766415Yeah you can tell its fucked when equipping something over and over keeps giving you the unlock but mine does it once and it's done now. Only time will tell if shadow kaytotes breaks it again
>>538766716the thing is, it might had been fixed now but those level 1-40 quest unique soulbound items you got the "collection" messages? gone forever the fuck out
>>538765206>>538765931*I got hard reading this
>>538766836Yeah it's a real bummer, I assume that's why Dutch added that item retrieval thing to the help menu but I can't even check it, I dunno how but my help menu is disabled lmao
>>538766969>item retrieval thinghow do you even access that?
>>538767067>to the help menuif I knew any more I'd tell you but alas, mines fucked
>>538766496Infernal proudly showing off his kill (I managed about 10-15 spells that didn't resist or miss)
5k peak today, 2 days ago it was 8k, its joever.
>>538766496Macro it with a /y SHORYUKEN
>>538765206isnt bbc a p2w server
Epoch was the way, NOT bbc+ NOT troondle. Sad the epoch devs were retards and vibe coded this shitshow
>>538765727yea but now I can't decide between two GOOD options. >dwarves are cool and have coolest mount(goat)>warlock is cool as wellfml
>>538764959as a priest this is true, we are basically just there to put a shield on someone who will take a lot of damage to help prevent it and provide a stam / spirit / shadow res buff.
Why the fuck does this last 10 seconds? It doesn't even say that anywhere. Fuck this stupid vague fucking game.
>>538765206Just roll on kezan and be a cock sleeve for my nelf
>>538765206>you can use me like an onaholeHHNGGHHHH
How do I get a BBC key, I'm tired of Epoch
>>538768921I think you can get a random drop by playing on ascension
>>538767453Turns out when the creator leaves people bail, wow.
>>538768921Find someone who has a key and ask them to gift one to you
>>538767453I personally gave it one more day expecting Dutch to announce something but I'm starting to really think that all the devs quit, rather than working from shadows
So is this who we blame now instead of Kaytotes?
>>538769214He literally said they had a whole road map for updates the other day
>>538768921Herehttps://ascension.gg/user/invite/d083e91d-30dd-42dc-bada-89cd3429944f
If your class doesn't have a heal, tank and dps spec it isn't a hybrid. >inb4 ShamansThey can tank actually.
>>538769341Ty anon
>>538769476Is anyone arguing that they aren't? Priests and warriors obviously aren't hybrids.
>>538769328>has his whole fucking persona life doxxed in his profile including his facewhen will these retards learn?
>>538769626idk I just skimmed the thread and some people talking about it and wanted to clarify.
>die in EPL>rez in the DK area>no way to get out but to take rez sicknesscool server
>devs make a brand new zeppelin zone in orgrimmar, great idea and the perfect time to add more zeppelin routes>they dont add any new zep routes nor do the existing ones work i think the epoch developers might be retarded.
>>538770189The zeps do work they just feel really slow because the routes were changed in Org.
>>538769476yeah a warlock can heal and tank too i guess they're hybrids
>>538769898ah, if its not the consequences of my own actions... better blame everyone else but me!
>>538770275are you actually saying that a spirit healer should be in an inaccessible area? seriously?
this spaghetti code server wont live to see anything other than mc and ony, lets be real
>>538770269Doesn't count if its a pet.
>>538770347have you tried getting good or do you want the dark souls 1 rooftop archers not kill you and instead just teleport you back to them?
>Released the infernal in Bloodvenom post so the guards can deal with him>The guards are non-elite>He's killed three of them already>Now attacking a tauren priest that healed the guardOh fuck
>>538770359thats why im waiting for big blue cock +
>>538770467i dont understand the point you're making here, are you saying that spirit healers should be in areas that are inaccessible to players?
>level a new alliance character on guru>go to redridge >its completely desertedg-guys...?
I noticed the scarlet leggings have 5 more stamina than the OG classic version, are all the scarlet pieces adjusted like this?
>>538770959>he's still falling for the pvp server meme
>same undead paladin has been queueing wsg in the 19 bracket for the last 16 hours straight just running flag using 10g in consumables every round with 2k hphow buck broken do you even have to be? what kind of mental illness is that?
>>538770959HE'S IN REDRIGE BROSGET ON YOUR MOUNT WE RIDE AT DAWN
>>538770970Some dagger dropped in GY that shoots a shadow bolt that does 400% more damage to Scarlet Crusade enemies.
>>538771661Sounds like a good griefing tool for rogues
>>538771661Got a screenshot? That sounds wild.
>>538771145It's called being a Chad
>>538771804Taking a dump at work. Maybe in like an hour I'll get one for you. Dropped from the final boss pretty sure.
>>538771145>>538771826Why waste gold on an afk activity? sounds dumb
>sitting drinking priest with her tits out dodges the ambush???????????
>>538772324tits gave her a 90% chance to dodge from behind
>can't decide between levelling my 45 male dorf paladin or my 21 fem tauren druid>server will probably shut down before I get either to 60
>>538772593you had fun though, right? and if you're not having fun, do something else! so it doesn't matter if you reach 60 or not, all that matters is if you're having a good time
>>538772324Lice in da /poggy/????
>>538771826no being a chad is jumping into the moshpit and playing deathmatchtwinking just to run flag and never fight is autistic behavior
>>538772324get some expertise idiot.
I've been taking some really greasy pochies today. Almost pochie'd in my underwear in bed when I tried to let out a little Dutch oven.
>>538772324Just another example of dogshit buggy scripting. Sitting always guarantees a hit. Gaytotes really couldn't do a damn thing huh?
is there a paladin seal that increases crit chance? at what level?
EVENS>grind some dungeons at 60 for marginal upgrades and spend hundreds of gold on upgrading t0.5orODDS>level a new character
>>538772740It's comfy, but I feel like I'm wasting my time because I'm levelling my professions too. Especially since I'm taking the time to max out fishing on both of them, I love fishing and can't not pick it up on any character I ever play.
>>538770189the intent is probably to use them for new zones, same with keeping stormwind harbor but not using the wrath boat routes
how does a bug like this even happen? gryan stoutmantle is taking a beach vacation apparently
>>538776095He can do whatever the fuck he wants.
Pochie, its time to make your paypig payment to fund my dual spec <3Nineroses - Kezan
>made a character just to reserve a name>delete the character>try to make a new character with that name>Name is UnavailableWhat the FUCK
>>538772593i already have a single player server set up so if epoch goes down/gets abandoned i'll probably just use GM commands to port over my characters. lack of custom content sucks but i can take those characters through wrath at least.
>>538776095He is just patrolling the zone for defias activity.
>>538774660sitting guarantees a crit, does it actually guarantee a hit?
>>538775750Now is 0 odd or even?
when I open a mage portal for someone, should I tell everyone about it and invite people into the raid so they can use it for free too? or do people literally not care enough to take it?
Hey shamanbros i got a hot tip for ya, if you /cancelaura your water/lightning shield and then cast it with the same macro, the internal cooldown gets reset so it can work again immediately. This is better on enhance to increase your uptime with water shield if you have nothing to spend your instant casts on
>>538776696a crit cant miss so yes
>already have 4 flame sacsI can practically TASTE the Dragonbreath Chili
>>538754851>>538754851full?
>>538777663>this is how the average pochie looks likefucking zoomer server
>>538777663Gonna groom cunnymane away from the scarlet crusade so she can be a proper healslut of the Light and go raid bwl with me.
>>538777663my face
>>538777405in op
>>538777663do a cunnymane vs cunnyxia homoerotic catfight
I think I'm just gonna play BBC
>"stop fighting mid you retards" (allies are trying to get to the tunnel entrance)>goes with the flag straight into the horde at the end of the tunnel, dies and starts seething "shit team, zero help"I genuinely don't get these people, why are they so afraid of going the ramp and then close to the edge of the map, it's almost like they want to die with the flag going straight to the enemy so they can abuse their team after
>>538779684WSG might as well be an ARAM match
>chilling in SoS, farming dreaming welps for their sacs >like 4 hunters all roll up and start killing all the whelpsWeird but okay
Ngl main sloppa anon posting that whitemane kino a month ago turned me into a full on gooner and I can't stop gooning multiple times in a single day since. On that note, please more sloppa!
>>538777663Lol I genned this a while ago.
>>5387630352 faction mmos are a meme. it always ends up with 1 faction dominating and the other leaving
I mentioned this about an hour and a half ago. 2 Anons wanted to see it. The Anti-Scarlet dagger. Dropped from the mage at the end of SM Graveyard.
>>538780990>israelGoddamn
>>538780990everyone has already seen this, retard
>>538780583unironically same.I think I'm agp, because I always see myself as the shota.
>>538781081Then clearly the post isnt for you nigger.
>>538780836Bless you anon, more cunnymane!
>>538781081i havent seen it>>538780990cooool!!!! :O
>>538780990Bane?
Guru hit 2.1k last night during NA times, Menethil was merged when it was hitting about 1.6k at NA times around the same time. How long until we become one server
>>538780583care to link which one it is? whats your biggest turn on?
>>538781732They won't ever merge a PvE and PvP server. Guru will die a slow painful death and everyone warned you.
>>538781081I hadn't, don't be such a cunt, nigger brain.
sisters have any of you done HRT? (horde replacement treatment) do you have to start over with 0 rep and what happens to your attunements?
>>538781819There's always warmode for when it gets merged.
>>538781854Then try playing the game, shitskin
>>538780583anything with alliance girls and horde tattoos literally makes me start leaking precum within seconds at this point, im so fucking broken
>>538781819GVRV is only a few hundred behind cuckzan right now thoughbelt
>>538782006Been 60 for almost 2 weeks now though, why are you so mad for no reason? Did kikes snip your dick when you were a baby causing permanent sexual frustration?
>>538781819They said on the original site that Guru would be merged if needed based on the population
>devs let you get legendary loot from quests that only 5 people can finish that their friends mysteriously figure out before anyone elseYea i think im done, no desire to play on a server where im a spectator for the devs to live out their power fantasies, see you on proudmore.https://www.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1nd6wgl/a_secret_quest_that_only_the_first_5_people_can/
>>538782246You mean the site that has since been taken down that was written by people that have since left the project? That one?
>>538780975Dutch just rebalanced it. hello?
>>538767453Almost 6000 morons playing on a server under a legal order to cease operations and shutdown.
For me? I'm waiting on AAW and VVallcraft
>>538782326Dutch was the one who merged Menethil and made the announcement last time, why cope like it can't happen to Guru when they already said that's the plan
>>538782539>legal orderBlizzard isn't the Government afaik
>>538782539c&d letter is not a "legal order" baka thirdie
>>538782636no thanks to transmog
>>538782636Ah yes wallcraft with playerbots and full loot pvp, truly a wow experience for the ages
>>538781819Kekzan is declining faster
i want my lips and fingers on a new juicy BBC+
>>538783401Same, need something new and novel... maybe I do get back to Ascension and see if I can work to get that free BBC+
>>538783332>Kezan 4.4k>Guru 3.2k
>epoch won't even make it to MCit's over...
>>538783850Honestly if they keep staying quit without saying any plan about MC after what happened or say it's coming out in like November or December I'm gone soon, not going to do dungeons for 3 months straight with no plan to raid.
>>538783850dont have time to release it, sorry, gotta fix quest items not spawning and ppl being locked out of learning riding
they're more worried about getting BBC out to capture as many of the pochies as possible id be playing it more if it werent in alpha
>>538784045It's a free server lol, what's the rush? Just quit and come back whenever they release MC if you only like to raidlog
>>538784320Yeah it's free so I'll just quit and keep playing something else instead of waiting half a year for MC
>>538784380That's one of the good things about clsssic private servers, there's no fomo rush where if you don't do x content NOW you'll miss out because next year will be TBC
>>538779684>"stop fighting mid you retards">look at the map>we are all in the enemy base gearing up to get the flag>he doesn't see this because of whatever gay phase tech they use for bgs while he is defending our flag carry.you can always tell who can't rotate the cow in their head.
>>538783608yes, exactlyKezan went from 8500 after the Menethil merge, to 4500Guru went from 6 to 3+
>>538784638Guru was 7.5k
>>538784716and Kekzan had 8 BEFORE the merge, then dropped, then got back to 8500, then dropped again
bros, is the server going to last another week or is it going to die?picrel of a former dev
>>538784843gnomes are just so fucking hot, literally walking onaholes
>>538784843Both servers are dropping off hard, if they don't communicate an updated roadmap soon with dates it'll probably keep falling fast over the next 2 weeks. Especially if they prioritize BBC over Epoch
>>538784843with the tranny GMs i hope it dies in a week in bbc i can call people niggers all i want
>>538784843we need some updates on what the fuck happened and what is happening going forwards
>>538785074are we at the making up stage now? there's an updated roadmap just after the announcement of the c&d, also what's with the zoomer obsession of "roadmaps"?
>>538785196Where's this roadmap at?
>>538785074>le roadmapThey need to focus on fixing bugs. Rushing out MC/Onyx is just going to fuck up the pop faster with raidloggers.
>>538785196>are we at the making up stage now? there's an updated roadmap just after the announcement of the c&dRoadmap as in what they plan on doing with content going forward since the people designing it are gone and release date braindead retard, this isn't a roadmap
>>538785364>unable to read.regardless, there isn't a new roadmap. we also don't know if the old roadmap is in place.
>>538785286I'm more interested if they actually follow through on the new Raids and Dungeons that they had planned in the future, if they scrape those and only have standard content going forward what's the point.
>>538785730Considering the original team entirely quit, I doubt we're getting what they planned.
>>538785676>there isn't a new roadmap. we also don't know if the old roadmap is in place.Yeah no shit, that was the entire point I was making. I want communication to see what their plan is going forward instead of sitting in the dark.
>>538785914POV you're the future king of stormwind and your high priestess is paying tribute
>>538785364where is diremaul, if we ain't getting mc, at least open diremaul
>>538786107dire maul was going to be a raid, stonetalon caverns was getting a dungeon or two instead
>>538786091I've never understood you Anduin self inserters.You can literally make your own character.
>>538786258so much of this just leads me to believe epoch team was in way over their heads
>>538786260>he's not white and can't ROLEPLAY in a ROLEPLAYING GAME as any character and instead everything has to be himbecause of people like you gaming was co-opted with gender identity politics
KEZAN DOWN
deadmines felt kinda soulless
>>538785914yeah but wheres the catbox?
>>538786483what are you getting so heated about?
>>538786752I thought the ship was neat.
>>538786789https://files.catbox.moe/xre38i.png
Why are YOU fucking IDIOTS queuing before a PROPER level???? I DESERVE better than this. FUCK this community.
>>538787003I heard it plenty of times, the lowbies that keep queueing up and getting stomped in wsg don't want to outlevel the gear, so they HAVE to queue before they hit the median of every level bracket in pvp.
>>538787003>Best way to do BGs is to do it 2-3 levels before hitting the next level up bracketWhy was this always the case?
>>538787003He's not wrong, if you're queuing to leech I'll just frag middle
>>538787751
>>538787751imagine the fattest, smelliest, orc cock entering her pink pussy.
>>538788208no thanks im white
>>538788208Yea, mine
>>538787003>loosingLol lmao
>>538787751i didnt know i needed to goon to tanned whitemane in my life
>>538787003>loosing>quebrown people dont deserve to win
>>538787423Sounds good that's what I was going to do anyways.
>>538788872/ss/ chads we're so back
announce the restart faggots
>hotfixesI'm sure they will fix all the broken quests, this time!
>can't even keep the server stable when it's deadyeah im thinkin this shit is just done for
>>538789025They did retard
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>>538789047>keep
>>538789073i meant here monkey man
is the only place to see hotfix patch notes the fucking discord? is there anywhere else i can see them
There are no bug fixes.
>>538789190idk, dont they run a bugtracker?
Are hunter pets still immune to fear?
>>538789308their bugtracker is absolutely fucked right now and doesnt work. cant even submit a bug>t. tried it
>>538789396i have never tried it, i assume things work like a github somewhere but ascension is some shitters.
>>538789465yeah its pretty fuckin bad right now anon. was easier to submit bugs in the epoch discord but we know that's all in the shitter.
>>538789419GIWTWM
holy
>>538789729
when is the alliance on gurubashi going to do something about being mass-ganked in every fucking contested zone.literal ROLEPLAYERS THAT STAND AROUND WRITING /EMOTES and shit fucking organize and as soon as you kill 1 of them ANYWHERE, fucking 7 show up around the corner to kill you like if you just got 4 wanted starts in GTA meanwhile the alliance wont even report to you where they got ganked even to save their asses, extreme anti-social behaviour and would rather keep getting ganked than admitting they may need some helpfaggot roleplayers with TRP3 profiles walking around as if they own the server while we take it like cucks
to make it clear its THE HORDE ROLEPLAYERS THAT ARE MASS-GANKING EVERYONEe, while the l33t 2700 rating rank 1 gladiator players are nowhere to be found when its time to show these dogs their place
>>538790043>can't goon because I have to go to an appointmentIt's so over... please post more for when I get back
just heard the news. came to laugh at you. epoch devs quit over "cnd letter" and ascension team get to keep the shiny new profitable toy. im sure they wont fuck it up like they did COA.
>>538790352Grats nigga
>>538790352KING
>>538790352really good shit
>>538790183all the alliance players with a brain avoided the pvp server memesorry you had to find out like this
>>538790676Pvp servers aren't about fair fights they're about making the world feel more dangerous and exciting. Also it's nice when you DONT fight someone and you're both chill, even though either of you can. Another thing that pve servers lack.
>cant find anyone to do the elite quests in the starting zoneswhat the fuck where is everyone
>>538790676what im saying is that they have no skill and that theoretically if people stop being anti-social dogs we could easily beat the horde rp guild.literally just stop dying like a dog every 3 mins and continue to farm mobs while someones calling for a counter raidall we got is a guild with triple the lvl 60s of these roleplayers who are proud of killing thrall at 6am server time after wiping in UC the night before by lvl 43 garrosh roleplayers
>>538790352holy fuck this is the most difficult achievement in the game on epoch
>>538791008if you want danger go walk around in the hood
>>538790351>he's too autistic to parse what the message really meansWhat's with the influx of reddit jeets who can only read off a script and not think for themselves? The server is still running and will be. This is common for private servers to say they're following suit but then it magically just switches hands
>>538790183>decide to play on the "i enjoy having my time wasted while other men get to choose when and where i am allowed to quest" server>get mad when you get cucked out of your playtimelol fell for it again
>>538790351Don't people like COA though?
>>538791068I don't think you tried very hard.
>>538791068Its one month into the server during the lowest player count hours
>>538790352first /vg/ Epoch Guild Master to have this achievement confirmed
>>538791208quests only exist to get you better at pvp/raiding
>>538791915guess the group of level 60 horde permacamping redridge didnt do any quests then
>>538790352really giving that prestige to the atlas guild aren't you? based
>>538791962maybe, maybe not. pvp gives xp. grinding is faster XP than quests. dungeons are always available. if theyre not shitters then it's likely they did not quest.
kezan warmode is more of a pvp server than the meme server ispeople dont camp low level areas because only a smaller fraction of those low levels can even be targetsso you get even pvp in most leveling zones insteadsorry you got tricked into letting some obese unemployed undead rogue cuck you out of your time though
>>538792486>cant be targets>not participating in pvp is more pvpcuck
>>538790352If I'm ever giong to attempt iron soul again it's going to be allianceFUCK those janky horde elevators
>>538792589id apologize for your illiteracy but i already knew about it from the fact you rolled the meme server
>>538790319still leveling and roleplaying will be there soon
Why the fuck is Wildvine so expensive, and I need 6 of these fucking things?
>>538792737that's not iron soul that's the cheevo for capping the flag 3 times without dying in wsg
Should I lvl in demo or aff?
>>538793947affliction then respec when you have enough points to get felguard
>>538793947aff until 56+ because felguard isnt even a real summon until then
>>538793947the instant corruption and hit% is great at low levels, can do some light drain tanking til 30s no problem. a lot of the demo tree is %'s that are 110% of 0 for a long time anyway
>We even have a place to report bugs in first time in 5 years.Is it just me or has the quality of Pochie started to go rapidly up ever since Dutch assumed full control?
Wtf is there no way to reach the nelf zone without dying?
>cured hide and mooncloth are 40+ goldbros please just trying to do the dungeon set
>>538796030so is everyone else
Anyone know where the POI is over here in Ashenvale? I've been running around trying to trigger the discovery but no luck.
>>538796284Southwest you have to run into the mountains to find a cave with worgens
>>538748315If by 2nd class you mean people already making 3k gold through broken drop chances for rares and epics then yeah. There is a rogue in ally on Guru who bought the 1k gold dual spec and epic mount before cost nerf and now he's actively looking to buy two epic 1h axes for 1500 gold.
>>538790352what challenge is this?
>>538796093My professions suck dick at making money how can I chink sweatshop some raw gold?
>>538797182depends? can you aoe farm or do lowbie dungeons?
>>538797241I am not a mage but building a prot set as paladin,tried farming sm armory and while i can handle 10+ mobs without sweating per pull but it just feels meh and rather farm stuff in plaguelands instead
>>538797614usually a stockades wool farm is decent money but idk economy is kinda stunted towards lowbies right now
hnnng
>>538776696Sitting guaranteeing a crit wasn't in wotlk, but sitting guaranteeing a hit was.
>>538798250holy shit I would make you spurt while cashing that in
>>538796391tyty fren
>"PvP players level too fast!", says the guy following a hyper-optimized quest guide that gets him to 60 in a week with minimal walkingwhat mental illness is this?
why is my minimap not working in orgrimmar??
>>538799060i had that exact same bug and nobody else seemed to have an explanation it just went away on its own after a while
>>538794354Ascension's whole deal is really professional even if i don't really care much for their content/vision in a lot of ways. like the classless servers are cool, but i don't care for their other servers much. but the quality of their content, the user experience and all that is top notch. i'd actually be happy to see a lot of that stuff ported over. especially their challenge system, the Adventure Mode is really fun and it'd be cool on Epoch too.
I think Ascension has a secret backdoor deal with Blizzard a la P99 with Daybreak (before whatever schism happened recently)
Recruiting long-term players for raids, exploration, and all kinds of content.Join <The Shrouded Atlas>, an Explorer's Contract-exclusive guild on Kezan.Where legends sleep and curiosities fight back, we walk the forgotten paths.
>>538799771I'm not joining because I'm not playing expl*rer mode, but I will say sovlfvl advertisement
I turned in 20 copper ore for a commission quest and it just gave me a bunch of junk. Are all these commission quests bad like this?
>>538800098What do you expect from 20 copper ore?
>>538800161I was figuring some blacksmithing stuff, maybe a few gems or some mail armor, not a couple potions.
OH NONONONONOONO SISTERS??EVEN TROONCORD NORMIES ARE SAYING THAT THE SERVER IS DYING, WHAT HAPPENED???
>>538799632>(before whatever schism happened recently)Something happened between P99 and Daybreak?
waiting for big blue (horse)cock
>>538776960this is only true of auto attacks, abilities use multiple rollsdont ask why, blizz decided it
>>538799771>cuckzan
>>538800493I've just heard that the reason they haven't launched any new FRESH servers or really talked about any kind of development stuff is because they were basically ordered not to.
>>538800630what other alternatives are there?
>>538800628i spent most of my childhood ganking mages and warlocks in silithus on original vanilla and i never once missed an ambush on them while they were drinking
>>538800694gurubashi, you tranny freak shitter
>>538800838no thanks, im white
>Blizz C&D'd Epoch because Legion Remix uses items with the name Epoch in themlmao I guess they didn't want people searching wow epoch and getting directed to a pserver
>>538800838lol
>>538800992you arent tho, muttboy
what level do you need for jaina to give you the theramore portal quest? I already have the teleport
>>538801289whiter than you, muhammed
>>538802271nah
so I heard an anon here saying MP5 doesn't work. What about HP5?
>>538799979Based
I hit level 10 on warrior today. I haven't experienced any bugs so I'm not sure what all these idiots are whining about. Probably skill issues.
>>538800721oh yeah while sitting you cant miss or anything but 100% crit alone wont do thatprobably trinity just had the crit chance, players shouldnt even be able to dodge attacks from behind let alone sitting
I want to play shaman on guru.do i go orc or dwarf? I'm open to either but dislike taurens and trolls.Would orc be better dps or does that not matter since you can racial swap? (not sure what that entails, i am too new)
>>538802418how would anyone even know, theres only like 1 usable item with hp5
>>538802942you do a short quest chain at level 60 and then can swapto any race even, you could grab wotf if you wanted
Best racial knowledge for a tank? Tauran? Orc?
>human racial flag is still boulderskek
>>538803315Dwarf
>>538803135oh darn i didnt know i had to wait until 60. thanks anon!
>>538803135which is so fucking retarded btw, i keep seeing fucking night elves with tauren totems on their backs in the middle of fucking stormwindthis server just keeps feeling even more like an amateur fun server from 10 years ago with each fucking day, holy shit
FRESH >>538804445>>538804445>>538804445>>538804445>>538804445
>Quests in Shimmering Flats randomly broken, can't even use the drivers licenseT-Thanks Dutch...
>>538804459Two people need to be queued to race.
>>538804458>no important linktroll thread.
>>538804095that's just an outright lie though. cosmetic racials don't transfer. if someone picks gnome racial they don't get gyrocopter or if someone picks dwarf racial they don't get the beer keg.
>>538807309Beer keg best racial
>>538793947Demo at 35
I HAVE ISSUED A FATWAH ON ALL DRUID KIND ON GURUBASHI, EVERY DRUID YOU CORPSE CAMP LVL 25+ AND KILL AT LEAST 3 TIMES, NO MATTER WHAT FACTION I WILL PAY 3G SEE UNOFFICIAL GURUBASHI DISCORD FOR MORE DETAILS
